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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | "Doctor" Jill Biden, Who Has a Doctorate In Numbers, Shapes, and Colors, Has Covid Despite Being More Filled with Vax Than Steven Colbert's Writing RoomDespite being vaccinated and twice boosted, First Lady Jill Biden tested positive Monday for COVID-19, the White House announced. "This evening, the First Lady tested positive for COVID-19. She is currently experiencing only mild symptoms. She will remain at their home in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware," the first lady's spokesperson Elizabeth Alexander said in a statement. The White House said President Joe Biden so far has tested negative.Oh what a fucking relief. I was so worried you guys! Jill Biden is fully vaccinated, along with having two booster shots. This is her second time having COVID-19.LOL. Remember when Biden swore twenty times that if you got the vax, you couldn't catch covid? Remember how people kept pointing out this wasn't true? That even his own CDC had to admit that vaccinated people could both catch and spread covid? But he continued lying anyway? With not a single "fact" check from the legacy media or social media? I 'member. In further sad news, Biden's Permanent Vacation plans are slightly affected by some work being done on the House That Chinese Money Bought. Biden claims the Secret Service is making "security upgrades." What the Secret Service means is, child safety gates on all of the stairs. Not for Joe Biden-- for his dates. President Biden said Sunday during his visit to Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, that he was not on vacation and has no home to go to for the time being. Biden approached reporters after leaving Mass at St. Edmond Roman Catholic Church and, unprompted, revealed his weekend trip was not for vacation purposes, according to The Associated Press. The president, who has two homes in Delaware, lives at the White House but spends most of his weekends in the First State. "I have no home to go to," Biden told the reporters.Well there is the presidential mansion called The White House. You could always stay in the luxurious mansion that America provides for its presidents, and its fake presidents as well.
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Oops?
Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 01:38 PM (cPGH3) 2
First
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 05, 2023 01:39 PM (CxxcF) 3
Didn't intend to Sponge
Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 01:39 PM (cPGH3) 4
That's not all she's filled with.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 05, 2023 01:39 PM (zZu0s) 5
"Dr. Jill Biden isn't very sick, but she's kind of sick."
-Front Page news, apparently Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG) 6
They log guests in at the WH.
Nobody knows who comes and goes at those other places. Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (cPGH3) 7
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (lg881) 8
1. She doesn't actually have covid. Everything is a lie.
2. She's never gotten the mRNA shot. Everything is a lie. 3. When in doubt, remember "everything is a lie". Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (z99Zw) 9
For myself, I don't believe it.
This is another gay op targeting the normies to make them afraid again. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (xcxpd) 10
I'd laugh my ass off if the President got Covid, and then had severe problems with it leading to his demise. How quickly would the crowd in the White House mimic Weekend at Bernie's to stop Kamela from ascending?
Posted by: jeff at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (8qMs2) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (zZu0s) 12
"I have no home to go to," Biden told the reporters.
Soooo....Biden is experiencing homelessness? I think he's already got public defecation covered. Sad. Posted by: Archimedes at September 05, 2023 01:41 PM (I/Qkd) 13
Yea, you can assume anything coming out of any government office is a lie. You'll be correct the vast majority of the time.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 05, 2023 01:41 PM (k6uu5) 14
9 For myself, I don't believe it.
This is another gay op targeting the normies to make them afraid again. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (xcxpd) ======== The problem is that normies aren't afraid anymore. I hope they use covid as the excuse for massive stealing again. It should be entertaining. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:41 PM (LvTSG) 15
This is another gay op targeting the normies to make them afraid again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (xcxpd) It may be a lie, but why is it a "gay op?" That makes no sense. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (lQONO) 16
"This evening, the First Lady tested positive for COVID-19. She is currently experiencing only mild symptoms. She will remain at their home in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware," the first lady's spokesperson Elizabeth Alexander said in a statement.
The White House said President Joe Biden so far has tested negative. ++++ Oh no! The disease will keep the legendary lovers apart! It must be so sad for them! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (t0OGg) 17
Who'd she get it from??
Posted by: runner at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (VRzI3) 18
9 For myself, I don't believe it.
This is another gay op targeting the normies to make them afraid again. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (xcxpd) So are you saying this is a gay op? Or an op by the gays? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (zZu0s) 19
Jill Biden is fully vaccinated, along with having two booster shots. This is her second time having COVID-19.
++++ #effective Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (t0OGg) 20
LOL!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (vbuLV) 21
Oh no! The disease will keep the legendary lovers apart! It must be so sad for them!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (t0OGg) She hasn't been Joe's type for about 57 years. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (krqg6) 23
19 Jill Biden is fully vaccinated, along with having two booster shots. This is her second time having COVID-19.
++++ #effective Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (t0OGg) ======== "It would have been worse without it!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (LvTSG) 24
No protection against COVID AND you get clots and strokes. WIN-WIN!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (ynpvh) 25
> Despite being vaccinated and twice boosted
So she wasn't following Divine Oracle Fauci's boosting schedule? Shouldn't she be on like her seventh booster by now? Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (R38qh) 26
Biden claims the Secret Service is making "security upgrades." What the Secret Service means is, child safety gates on all of the stairs.
Not for Joe Biden-- for his dates. ++++ Damn, Ace. Brutal. Cruel. Well done. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:43 PM (t0OGg) 27
The new explanation is obvious. Covid hits smart people. That's why we drooling deplorables get away without masks and jabs. They, however, are quite susceptible. And since they are our superiors, we must get vaxxed and masked for their sake. It's our duty.
Now, how long before we actually hear that? Posted by: Eeyore at September 05, 2023 01:43 PM (brAQZ) 28
Seems like the jabbed are getting sick over and over again.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 05, 2023 01:43 PM (NrUCN) 29
Well there is the presidential mansion called The White House. You could always stay in the luxurious mansion that America provides for its presidents, and its fake presidents as well.
Posted by: Ace at 01:38 PM ===== Seriously. WTF? Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 01:43 PM (DRSnL) 30
There was a time when even a Democrat would be labeled as "out of touch" for complaining that one of his several residences is temporarily unavailable due to remodeling.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 05, 2023 01:43 PM (bNf8H) Posted by: wth at September 05, 2023 01:43 PM (v0R5T) 32
You could have COVID too if you would just take the damn. Any day, any time. With a 50% pass rate everyone could have COVID.... if the would just take the damn test.y
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 05, 2023 01:43 PM (ga8qR) 33
>>>"I have no home to go to," Biden told the reporters.
So now he can tell us how his experience relates to homeless people. Posted by: m at September 05, 2023 01:43 PM (SbC6h) 34
Biden approached reporters after leaving Mass at St. Edmond Roman Catholic Church and, unprompted, revealed his weekend trip was not for vacation purposes, according to The Associated Press.
++++ He wasn't prompted, I suppose, but you can be sure his ass was *coached,* Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:44 PM (t0OGg) 35
Ace,
Maybe we are looking this the wrong way. Maybe Biden actually got the vaccine and all of the boosters, and that is why he is a shambling retard! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:44 PM (lQONO) 36
Yeah Jill Biden is a really good ad for the effectiveness of these 'shots.'
Get the shots Still get sick The shots are sh1t Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 01:44 PM (uOV2W) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2023 01:44 PM (63Dwl) 38
They did not HAVE to tell us this. We would never have known. I believe they are telling us this as the basis of some new big curtailment of our rights that they have in the hopper.
Posted by: m at September 05, 2023 01:44 PM (SbC6h) 39
Well there is the presidential mansion called The White House. You could always stay in the luxurious mansion that America provides for its presidents, and its fake presidents as well.
++++ But there's a visitor's log there. And it isn't familiar like his real house, so he is less comfortable in it because of his dementia. And Trump used to live there. Gross. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:44 PM (t0OGg) 40
28 Seems like the jabbed are getting sick over and over again.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 05, 2023 01:43 PM (NrUCN) Weird. Like the vaccine is not really a vaccine against anything. In fact, they say it isn't, yet still act like it is. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 01:44 PM (zZu0s) 41
It may be a lie, but why is it a "gay op?" That makes no sense.
Ops, by definition, are fake and gay. It doesn't imply a connection to homosexuality, more to the pre-2010s usage of "gay" as "lame". Posted by: Ian S. at September 05, 2023 01:44 PM (2ocoG) 42
@24
>>No protection against COVID AND you get clots and strokes. WIN-WIN! The *Vaccines Work, The *Vaccines are Effective, The *Vaccines are Safe. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 05, 2023 01:44 PM (XV/Pl) 43
Biden approached reporters after leaving Mass at St. Edmond Roman Catholic Church
--------------- So he is still trying to convince people that he is a practicing Catholic. I wonder how that squares with his support for abortion and the trans degeneracy. Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (3JfbU) 44
The full on push by the msm is kinda funny. This is a headline at cnbc right now.You know cnbc, the place that talks about investing and shit.
Can you use expired Covid tests? What to know as cases rise, new variants emerge Posted by: Montec at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (qftaL) 45
Maybe we are looking this the wrong way.
Maybe Biden actually got the vaccine and all of the boosters, and that is why he is a shambling retard! That would mean he got his first shot about, oh, 80 years ago. Posted by: Archimedes at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (I/Qkd) 46
31 She is currently experiencing only mild symptoms.
....... Aw. Posted by: wth at September 05, 2023 01:43 PM (v0R5T) Symptoms should be at least 1,000,000 Scoville units spicy, not mild. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (ynpvh) 47
"It would have been worse without it!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (LvTSG) ++++ Of course! I am sure some version of "thanks to the vaccine, this was a mild case" is coming. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (t0OGg) 48
"Doctor" Jill Biden, Who Has a Doctorate In Numbers, Shapes, and Colors, Has Covid Despite Being More Filled with Vax Than Steven Colbert's Writing Room
Psssssssssst. Saline doesn't di shit to stop a virus. What? You think they gave her some untested crap they developed in a test tube? Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (A6m7x) 49
Not to be too graceless but won't be shedding too many tears as Blue Nation 'vaccinates' itself with the Myocarditis Miracle.
Then again , let's applaud as these heathens accelerate their descent to hell. Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (xlOel) 50
Joey Bidet the shambling retard is an act. Just like Jar Jar Binks is the real Sith Lord.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (uOV2W) 51
And Trump used to live there. Gross.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:44 PM (t0OGg) ===== LOL Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (DRSnL) 52
43 So he is still trying to convince people that he is a practicing Catholic. I wonder how that squares with his support for abortion and the trans degeneracy.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (3JfbU) ========= "I'd rather have Catholics believing that than trying to convert non-Catholics." -Pope Francis Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (LvTSG) 53
Maybe Biden actually got the vaccine and all of the boosters, and that is why he is a shambling retard!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:44 PM (lQONO) He was a retard way WAY before Covid , you know . Posted by: runner at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (VRzI3) 54
"I have no home to go to," Biden told the reporters.
....... Must have been another toaster fire. Posted by: wth at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (v0R5T) 55
Weird. Like the vaccine is not really a vaccine against anything. In fact, they say it isn't, yet still act like it is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD ___ Almost as if it's an op. But that's crazy talk. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (NrUCN) 56
My tenant and his daughter just had covid. I asked where he tested; it was home test. TPTB can gin up a pandemic by simply flooding the test market with bogus positive tests.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (MvF+J) 57
Whatever is wrong with Camp David?
Posted by: rd at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (7IeeY) 58
The problem is that normies aren't afraid anymore.
I hope they use covid as the excuse for massive stealing again. It should be entertaining. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:41 PM (LvTSG) "hope" I want pushback. Kinetic if possible. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (xcxpd) 59
Whoopie Goldblimp has it too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (sWM8x) 60
Despite being vaccinated and twice boosted, First Lady Jill Biden tested positive Monday for COVID-19, the White House announced.
The vaccine was out....early 2021? Why only 2 boosters since then? You'd think a true believer and supporter would set the example with more than that. I went to the CDC website to see how many she SHOULD have...it glossed over past vaccinations and pushed the new ones: Everyone 6 years and older should get 1 updated Pfizer-BioNTech or Moderna COVID-19 vaccine, regardless of whether they’ve received any original COVID-19 vaccines. Also, speaking of children: Children aged 6 months–5 years may need multiple doses of COVID-19 vaccine to be up to date, including at least 1 dose of updated Pfizer-BioNTech or Moderna COVID-19 vaccine, depending on the number of doses they’ve previously received and their age. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (JCZqz) 61
Oprah - "You get Covid! You get Covid! You get Covid!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (uOV2W) 62
Weird. Like the vaccine is not really a vaccine against anything. In fact, they say it isn't, yet still act like it is.
From what I've been able to read, the vax is turning normal human immune response off as far as the virus is concerned, in effect making it immune to us. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (Bd6X8) 63
credit to someone at althouse who wrote that the new covid variant is called 'bs-24/7/365'
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (B1FKF) 64
They're not security-related doing anything.
They're doing COMMS and a fake looking office so he can campaign from the basement again. See, he's doing work. And now - an important campaign announcement from President Joe Biden. Why, it's like he's out on the campaign trail in Des Moines. You can almost hear the corn rustle. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (FxH7T) 65
9 For myself, I don't believe it.
This is another gay op targeting the normies to make them afraid again. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (xcxpd) Except the ones who have been very, very afraid aren't "normies." Posted by: m at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (SbC6h) 66
>>>Ops, by definition, are fake and gay.
It doesn't imply a connection to homosexuality, more to the pre-2010s usage of "gay" as "lame". I think gay ops are particularly convoluted ops, where the operator gets too cute. Shit like trying to get someone to say something bad about someone else so that you can then send that email to the other person. Posted by: ace at September 05, 2023 01:47 PM (KRtlO) 67
15 This is another gay op targeting the normies to make them afraid again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (xcxpd) It may be a lie, but why is it a "gay op?" That makes no sense. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (lQONO) Gay as a pejorative not as homosexual. But I can't rule out the latter construction as well. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:47 PM (xcxpd) 68
oh -- convoluted AND trivial. Just gay.
Posted by: ace at September 05, 2023 01:47 PM (KRtlO) 69
"hope"
I want pushback. Kinetic if possible. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (xcxpd) *ponders* It's more, 'poke back.' Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 01:47 PM (zZu0s) 70
So he is still trying to convince people that he is a practicing Catholic. I wonder how that squares with his support for abortion and the trans degeneracy.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (3JfbU) — I was reading this thread on Reddit last week about religion and politics. The usual left wing shit about how xtianists are dangerous for democracy. What was mind numbing was how many people said Biden is a deeply devout Catholic but he leaves his religion at the door when it comes to policy. They really buy into it. Posted by: Montec at September 05, 2023 01:47 PM (qftaL) 71
KJP just said that Biden will be wearing a mask indoors and urges others to get their vaccines updated.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 05, 2023 01:47 PM (NpAcC) 72
"Despite being vaccinated and twice boosted by Hunter, First Lady Jill Biden"
FIFT. Because that's a metaphor- right? Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2023 01:47 PM (kTMWW) 73
The vaccine was out....early 2021? Why only 2 boosters since then? You'd think a true believer and supporter would set the example with more than that. I went to the CDC website to see how many she SHOULD have...it glossed over past vaccinations and pushed the new ones: Everyone 6 years and older should get 1 updated Pfizer-BioNTech or Moderna COVID-19 vaccine, regardless of whether they’ve received any original COVID-19 vaccines. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (JCZqz) ++++ Nobody agrees on anything. Except Bidenomics. Everyone agrees that's awesome, apparently. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg) 74
They log guests in at the WH.
Nobody knows who comes and goes at those other places. Posted by: MkY [creepy whisper] Psst. Meet me at 'the other house' this weekend. They make me tell them if I have 'business' here. -Creepy pervey Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (ga8qR) 75
66 >>>Ops, by definition, are fake and gay.
It doesn't imply a connection to homosexuality, more to the pre-2010s usage of "gay" as "lame". I think gay ops are particularly convoluted ops, where the operator gets too cute. Shit like trying to get someone to say something bad about someone else so that you can then send that email to the other person. Posted by: ace at September 05, 2023 01:47 PM (KRtlO) See also: Internet Bloodsport livestreams Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (xcxpd) 76
Willowed: I think that one of the cleverest ops of the IC was the sudden introduction of all these 23&Me/Ancestry.com home DNA tests. They literally got Americans and others to send their DNA in to create a bioweapon database, and got them to pay for it to boot.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at September 05, 2023 *** That's my take too. But Miss Linda goes "Don't you want to know your story?" No, but if I do I can make it up. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (J2vNu) 77
I think gay ops are particularly convoluted ops, where the operator gets too cute.
IOW, too clever by half. Posted by: Archimedes at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (I/Qkd) 78
He was a retard way WAY before Covid , you know .
Posted by: runner at September 05, 2023 01:45 PM (VRzI3) This is true...maybe the vaccine made it worse! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (lQONO) Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (ojv2p) 80
58 "hope"
I want pushback. Kinetic if possible. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (xcxpd) ======== I predict: Conservatives move out of blue and purple states more. No insurrections anywhere. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (LvTSG) 81
hiya
Posted by: JT at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (T4tVD) 82
Hunter probably 'boosted' Jill more than a couple times.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (uOV2W) 83
The White House is the most Luxorous Retirement Home next to the Senate. The Secret Service announced that Depends Recepticles every 10 feet along with Sani-Wipes for the Ass Wiping dually located. Hurricanes also will be available next to Rascal Scooters throughout the White house.
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (X++p7) 84
Whoopie has it too!
Posted by: Fra Fillipo at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (Nge8H) 85
Whoopie Goldblimp has it too.
==== She has lot's of thing. Amazing feat they were able to decipher Covid from all the other viruses.., Posted by: runner at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (VRzI3) 86
I think gay ops are particularly convoluted ops, where the operator gets too cute. Shit like trying to get someone to say something bad about someone else so that you can then send that email to the other person.
Posted by: ace at September 05, 2023 01:47 PM (KRtlO) Drama Queen Gay Ops Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (zZu0s) 87
Caught a cold and sounded like crap the other day. Boss asked me how I was feeling and went to ask me if I had been tested but stopped herself knowing full well that I hadn't.
I wish she had. My simply reply of, "Tested for what?" always leads to fun times. "For Covid." "Okay, and then what? I either have Covid or I don't. Nothing about my life will change. If I felt like I was dying, I would go to a hospital. But I would do that if I felt like I was dying of anything." Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 01:49 PM (KbCG3) 88
The White House is the most Luxorous Retirement Home next to the Senate.
I had no idea the WH was in Egypt. Posted by: Archimedes at September 05, 2023 01:49 PM (I/Qkd) 89
Why would anyone with "mild symptoms" (which basically sounds like the sniffles) get tested for Covid? Her in particular: she and everyone with access to her no doubt have been vaccinated, boosted as much as humanly possible. What changes if you have the sniffles and a positive test?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 05, 2023 01:49 PM (ppBhU) 90
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (xcxpd)
Are these even a thing anymore? I hope not. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 05, 2023 01:49 PM (ojv2p) 91
65 9 For myself, I don't believe it.
This is another gay op targeting the normies to make them afraid again. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (xcxpd) Except the ones who have been very, very afraid aren't "normies." Posted by: m at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (SbC6h) Jah, they're still afraid. This is targeted at LIV who watch the evening news or CNN in airports Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:49 PM (xcxpd) 92
summer of 2021 i think, the cdc said to not use a particular covid test because it was so sensitive it was returning positive results for flu. i also recall muldoon (think it was him) who months ago reported here that some of the tests were so sensitive that they could return 'positive' when you had covid months earlier.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 05, 2023 01:49 PM (B1FKF) 93
"Gay op" as in "globohomo op."
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at September 05, 2023 01:49 PM (MvF+J) 94
Getting Covid is one of the side effects of the (mRNA) "vax".
But yes, it seems likely the higher ups got something other than the more dangerous jabs, that were mass injected into children (to make them weaker for life?). Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (Cus5s) 95
9 For myself, I don't believe it.
This is another gay op targeting the normies to make them afraid again. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (xcxpd) ---- Don't think you can hide from the new COVID! It'll get ya! Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (pIx7m) 96
The problem with Jill Biden is that she did not get a COVID Booster Shot every week for the past 2 years.
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (X++p7) 97
They literally got Americans and others to send their DNA in to create a bioweapon database, and got them to pay for it to boot.
Posted by: G'rump928 ___ Don't forget all the vets who's DNA are in the DoD's database. That the CCP now has, courtesy of the OPM "hack". Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (NrUCN) 98
It might be Gay, but is it effete or flouncy?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (TGPs7) 99
Well there is the presidential mansion called The White House. You could always stay in the luxurious mansion that America provides for its presidents, and its fake presidents as well.
++++++ LOL! Gotta laugh at somethin'. Posted by: washrivergal at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (XeHMZ) 100
Willowed: I think that one of the cleverest ops of the IC was the sudden introduction of all these 23&Me/Ancestry.com home DNA tests. They literally got Americans and others to send their DNA in to create a bioweapon database, and got them to pay for it to boot.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at September 05, 2023 ++++ Eh, I think it's more about building a gigantic identity database they weren't able to legally build themselves. And boy has that worked. And what's great is that it doesn't even matter if you didn't participate, because you probably have a family member that did. They can extrapolate out to you based on that. "Oh, so we didn't get a hit from the Ancestry database, but we did find a relative. Let's go build out his network..." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (t0OGg) 101
Are these even a thing anymore? I hope not.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 05, 2023 01:49 PM (ojv2p) Internet Bloodsport livestreams? I think they're mostly a thing of the past, but they were big once upon a time. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (xcxpd) 102
And will Fey make an appearance?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (TGPs7) 103
Gosh, you mean the shot isn't very effective?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!
Posted by: Jill Biden at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (AD14M) 104
*lots of things
Posted by: runner at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (VRzI3) 105
Obviously Jill's vaccinations didn't work because all those other people around her weren't vaccinated, *sarc*.
Can't wait for that load of nonsense to be unleashed on the general populace again to shame people into getting a bazillion boosters. Posted by: Thrawn at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (uGhsv) 106
I remember when Covid was first kicking off around here, the first celebrity to get it was...Tom Hanks.
While he was in Australia. Yeah, sure. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (KbCG3) 107
Chester County's (Pennsylvania) prison breaking, 5' illegal migrant, and likely double murderer, hasn't been caught yet.
Route 52 PA/Route 52 Delaware remain closed - same as Longwood Gardens - and MANY Bs have been safely stowed in Rehoboth. Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 05, 2023 01:51 PM (GshMh) 108
73 The vaccine was out....early 2021? Why only 2 boosters since then? You'd think a true believer and supporter would set the example with more than that. I went to the CDC website to see how many she SHOULD have...it glossed over past vaccinations and pushed the new ones: Everyone 6 years and older should get 1 updated Pfizer-BioNTech or Moderna COVID-19 vaccine, regardless of whether they’ve received any original COVID-19 vaccines. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (JCZqz) ======== Jill is a wrecker. To support the Bidens is to support counterrevolutionaries. True progressives should work to destroy the Democrat Party. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:51 PM (LvTSG) 109
having his houses remodeled at taxpayer expense. only the best for joe. Viking range and fridge, home theater, custom built closet for Jill's hooker fishnets and whore heeled shoes.
Posted by: x at September 05, 2023 01:51 PM (frATP) 110
98 It might be Gay, but is it effete or flouncy?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (TGPs7) Drama queens would be, by definition. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 01:51 PM (zZu0s) 111
Concord, the creation of this writer's group is totally OrangeEnt's, so credit needs to go to him!
A writing group is a useful thing, especially if you get good people in it. It's not so much that you find yourself writing to please the group -- at least you shouldn't. It's that you say to yourself, "I just know OrangeEnt and MP4 will spot this plot weakness; I'd better fix it before I submit the story." The way you should do anyway before submitting to a magazine or book editor. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 01:51 PM (J2vNu) 112
Jill Biden 7-11 Chic, and Mistress of Outfits that look like they were made out of someone's drapes.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2023 01:51 PM (kTMWW) 113
Why would anyone with "mild symptoms" (which basically sounds like the sniffles) get tested for Covid? Her in particular: she and everyone with access to her no doubt have been vaccinated, boosted as much as humanly possible. What changes if you have the sniffles and a positive test?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 05, 2023 01:49 PM (ppBhU) ++++ 1. It's probably WH/First Family protocol 2. They're trying to gin up a new COVID narrative Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:51 PM (t0OGg) 114
KJP just said that Biden will be wearing a mask indoors and urges others to get their vaccines updated.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 05, 2023 01:47 PM (NpAcC) ........ Thanks for the medical advice I won't take. Posted by: wth at September 05, 2023 01:51 PM (v0R5T) 115
If Biden ever gives a speech about homelessness he's gonna talk about this, isn't he?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 05, 2023 01:51 PM (HfNu5) 116
summer of 2021 i think, the cdc said to not use a particular covid test because it was so sensitive it was returning positive results for flu. i also recall muldoon (think it was him) who months ago reported here that some of the tests were so sensitive that they could return 'positive' when you had covid months earlier.
Some of those tests would return "positive" when the sample was from a papaya. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 05, 2023 01:52 PM (Bd6X8) 117
I predict:
Conservatives move out of blue and purple states more. No insurrections anywhere. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (LvTSG) sadly, I agree. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:52 PM (xcxpd) 118
Obviously Jill's vaccinations didn't work because all those other people around her weren't vaccinated, *sarc*.
Can't wait for that load of nonsense to be unleashed on the general populace again to shame people into getting a bazillion boosters. Posted by: Thrawn at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (uGhsv) ===== I was just thinking the other day about that douchebag who tweeted: Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 01:52 PM (DRSnL) 119
If you are not doing it yet?
Vitamins B, C, D, and Zinc. Almost everyone needs more Vitamin D, unless you are a tanned Sun-god. Especially as Summer is waning and so is the Sun. Check your vitamins. My AREDS 2 eye vitamins have lots of zinc and vitamin C. My vitamin D tablets have lots of vitamin C too. All I need to add is vitamin D and a good multivitamin. Posted by: rd at September 05, 2023 01:52 PM (3Aeai) 120
84 Whoopie has it too!
Posted by: Fra Fillipo at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (Nge8H) Whoopie! Hurray! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 01:53 PM (ynpvh) 121
Fen did a boob/rack pun in the prior thread.
*golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 *** The lady in her pic was pleasantly endowed as well as pretty, so it wasn't a complete punsterization. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 01:53 PM (J2vNu) 122
ace, this is all coordinated.
Doctor Professor Jill, PhD in Gluing Cotton Balls to Construction Paper has it, and now Whoopie Goldberg (Disney employee?) has it, too. Both are big time advertisements for their audiences, nothing more. All in service of the timeline exposed by the TSA and Border Patrol whistleblowers: "The Biden admin is preparing to reinstate full COVID-19 lockdowns, beginning with masking mandates for TSA and airport employees reportedly as early as mid-September, Infowars first to report. A high-level TSA official reached out to Infowars, detailing a Tuesday meeting where TSA managers were informed of new memorandums and policies that would reimplement mask-wearing. These policies will reinstate the mask mandate for TSA and airport employees starting in mid-September." http://tinyurl.com/mrx9kcpv Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 01:53 PM (aS4ah) 123
"IOW, too clever by half."
Why are faulty schemes always off by exactly half? "Too devious by three quarters." "Too shifty by one over pi." Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at September 05, 2023 01:53 PM (MvF+J) 124
>Seems like the jabbed are getting sick over and over again.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 05, 2023 01:43 PM (NrUCN) Almost like the shot induces an entirely wrong kind of antibody response, training your immune system to treat SARS-2 like an allergen, leaving one open to a neverending succession of attacks from various SARS virii. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 05, 2023 01:53 PM (6YH05) 125
Internet Bloodsport livestreams?
I think they're mostly a thing of the past, but they were big once upon a time. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (xcxpd) Good luck trying to get an Internet Bloodsport of even 2014-ish quality on today's Youtube. It does suck though to see people who participated in that either succumb to bad genetics/fate (Mr. Metokur), or go on to beclown themselves into obcurity and ridicule (Tonka Saw, etc). Posted by: Thrawn at September 05, 2023 01:53 PM (uGhsv) 126
I was just thinking the other day about that douchebag who tweeted: Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 01:52 PM (DRSnL) What an asshole! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 01:53 PM (zZu0s) 127
Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
New York City Crime for 2023 is up by 44% compared to 2021 (fox) [For Grand Larceny.] Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 05, 2023 01:53 PM (krqg6) 128
117 Conservatives move out of blue and purple states more. No insurrections anywhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM (LvTSG) sadly, I agree. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:52 PM (xcxpd) ======= Which, in the short term, is a loss in those states and on the national stage. Long term, it should paint an interesting portrait as the gullible people stay behind to listen to endless apocalyptic messaging, encouraging to make their kids mules, and general nihilism while the less willing to listen to messaging tend to leave. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG) 129
President Joe Biden and White House officials will resume wearing masks indoors when traveling to parts of the nation with high Covid transmission rates, in accordance with updated guidance from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention that calls for fully vaccinated people to put on face coverings in high-risk places. “I hope all Americans who live in the areas covered by the CDC guidance will follow it; I certainly will when I travel to these areas,” Biden said in a statement after the CDC issued its guidance. The CDC on Tuesday recommended that fully vaccinated people wear masks indoors in public places, in the wake of new data showing those immunized – though well protected from severe illness – can still spread the virus to people who are not inoculated sometimes. “In areas with substantial and high transmission, CDC recommends fully vaccinated people wear masks in public, indoor settings to help prevent the spread of the delta variant, and protect others. This includes schools,” CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2023 01:54 PM (63Dwl) 130
I know we like to joke about how "DOCTOR" Jill will do her best to keep FJB in the White House, hanging on like grim death.
What if Grim Death has a warped sense of humor and takes her out first? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2023 01:54 PM (YIVH2) 131
Good luck trying to get an Internet Bloodsport of even 2014-ish quality on today's Youtube. It does suck though to see people who participated in that either succumb to bad genetics/fate (Mr. Metokur), or go on to beclown themselves into obcurity and ridicule (Tonka Saw, etc).
Posted by: Thrawn at September 05, 2023 01:53 PM (uGhsv) The new thing seems to be ewetub star boxing matches. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 01:54 PM (zZu0s) 132
127 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
New York City Crime for 2023 is up by 44% compared to 2021 (fox) [For Grand Larceny.] Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 05, 2023 01:53 PM (krqg6) ======== Listen, we all know that small towns are worse. They have conservative voters and no Broadway. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG) 133
I was just thinking the other day about that douchebag who tweeted: Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 01:52 PM (DRSnL) "I'm doing my part!" Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:54 PM (xcxpd) 134
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 01:54 PM (Zz0t1) 135
A high-level TSA official reached out to Infowars, detailing a Tuesday meeting where TSA managers were informed of new memorandums and policies that would reimplement mask-wearing.
These policies will reinstate the mask mandate for TSA and airport employees starting in mid-September." http://tinyurl.com/mrx9kcpv Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 01:53 PM (aS4ah) ++++ I've heard that this is coming en masse for air travel and border crossings in mid-October. I hope it isn't early, since I have to cross the border at the beginning of the month. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg) 136
It may be a lie, but why is it a "gay op?" That makes no sense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (lQONO) Mayor Pete had the idea whilst sipping his 20th penis of the night. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (z99Zw) 137
Man, heard a jet flying very low, it was very loud, louder than any jet I've heard in my house...anyone hear of any reason for jets to be scrambled? (Near ATL)
Posted by: ziggggeeee at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (AsMdZ) 138
No home to go to? Why, he relates to us! How his empathy bonds with us!
Posted by: Hawaii fire & Florida hurricane victims at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (BKMOA) 139
133 I was just thinking the other day about that douchebag who tweeted: Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 01:52 PM (DRSnL) ======= I'm not sure sponge has ever been in the same state as Colin Powell. Don't cross sponge. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG) 140
KJP just said that Biden will be wearing a mask indoors and urges others to get their vaccines updated.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 05, 2023 01:47 PM (NpAcC) They can go get fucked with a rusty tree saw. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (PCeFT) 141
Is there a test to see if the body is still manufacturing the spike protein pathogen per the mRNA instructions? That pathogen alone is enough to cause problems that result in premature death. it would make sense to not dose up again if it still exists in your system. Personally I'd want to know that it's 100% gone and never get another one of those shots.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (pIx7m) 142
"I'm doing my part!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:54 PM (xcxpd) 'Would you like to know more?' Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (zZu0s) 143
"IOW, too clever by half."
Why are faulty schemes always off by exactly half? "Too devious by three quarters." "Too shifty by one over pi." I don't make the rules. Posted by: Archimedes at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (I/Qkd) Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (N39Ws) 145
Obviously dressing like an elderly hooker didn't help Dr Jill.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (HfNu5) 146
114 KJP just said that Biden will be wearing a mask indoors and urges others to get their vaccines updated.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 05, 2023 01:47 PM (NpAcC) ........ Thanks for the medical advice I won't take. Posted by: wth at September 05, 2023 01:51 PM (v0R5T) I'm waiting for the White House announcement that the first lady and the first dog have M-pox... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (ynpvh) 147
With Hunter in the White House, Jill is getting the beef injection booster regularly.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (aD39U) 148
... “I hope all Americans who live in the areas covered by the CDC guidance will follow it; I certainly will when I travel to these areas,” Biden said in a statement after the CDC issued its guidance.
The CDC on Tuesday recommended that fully vaccinated people wear masks indoors in public places, in the wake of new data showing those immunized – though well protected from severe illness – can still spread the virus to people who are not inoculated sometimes. ... Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2023 01:54 PM (63Dwl) ++++ No. Blow me. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg) 149
Hunter gave it to her. bodily fluids, some assembly required.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (GwxCX) 150
I was just thinking the other day about that douchebag who tweeted: Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 01:52 PM (DRSnL) Yeah...that sh*t pissed me off. He had multiple myeloma. Covid didn't kill him. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (lQONO) 151
133 I was just thinking the other day about that douchebag who tweeted: Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't.
Posted by: Jordan61 I broke it and he bought it. Rest in Pottery Barn Posted by: x at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (frATP) 152
63 credit to someone at althouse who wrote that the new covid variant is called 'bs-24/7/365'
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (B1FKF) LOLOLOLOL Posted by: m at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (SbC6h) 153
What if Grim Death has a warped sense of humor and takes her out first?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2023 01:54 PM (YIVH2) ....... Hide your children. Posted by: wth at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (v0R5T) 154
I've heard that this is coming en masse for air travel and border crossings in mid-October. I hope it isn't early, since I have to cross the border at the beginning of the month.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) --- per the link: "The official added that by mid-October, mask-wearing will be mandated for pilots, flight staff, passengers, and all airport patrons." Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (aS4ah) 155
Despite being vaccinated and twice boosted, First Lady Jill Biden tested positive Monday for COVID-19, the White House announced.
- Reminder: Ivermectin is for horses. Just sayin'. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (fSdL0) 156
So the woman that wears couch upholstery is gonna die? Maybe things will pick up after the month long funeral?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (8Sqzu) 157
Ace,
Maybe we are looking this the wrong way. Maybe Biden actually got the vaccine and all of the boosters, and that is why he is a shambling retard! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:44 PM (lQONO) NOPE. Biden has been a shambling retard since long before the vaccine existed. Posted by: PaleRider at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (3cGpq) 158
My tenant and his daughter just had covid. I asked where he tested; it was home test. TPTB can gin up a pandemic by simply flooding the test market with bogus positive tests.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (MvF+J) Most of which are made in China. They come with Covid virons pre-loaded on the nasal swabs. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (hb8Gy) 159
I'm sticking to the Vitamin D, C, K, zinc, and magnesium routine that I've used over the past three years.
Hopefully, I'll be able to add the legally prescribed human version of apple-flavored horsepaste to the routine too. Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (xxG/v) 160
These policies will reinstate the mask mandate for TSA and airport employees starting in mid-September."
==== If true, you know whose presidential candidacy this will boost ? DO IT! Posted by: runner at September 05, 2023 01:57 PM (VRzI3) 161
Some of those tests would return "positive" when the sample was from a papaya.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 05, 2023 *** My employer insisted on that nonsense in '20 and '21. I went once. The second time, nobody was watching. So I pretended to stick the swab up my nose and put it right back into the tube. The hilarious thing was not that they said, "There was no material in the test tube that we could detect." It was that I passed *despite that*. After that I realized it was all theatre and they were not checking on us, and I ceased to care about the nagging emails. Nothing ever happened to me. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 01:57 PM (J2vNu) 162
Biden claims the Secret Service is making "security upgrades." What the Secret Service means is, child safety gates on all of the stairs.
Not for Joe Biden-- for his dates. Weapons grade cruelty. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 01:57 PM (Zz0t1) 163
“In areas with substantial and high transmission, CDC recommends fully vaccinated people wear masks in public, indoor settings to help prevent the spread of the delta variant, and protect others. This includes schools,” CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said.
When is this from? Delta was a thing two years ago, it's been outcompeted by Omicron and it's follow ons for a long time now. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 05, 2023 01:57 PM (Bd6X8) 164
Someone in the last thread explained why they are pushing COVID so hard this year. The corrupt Blue State Secretaries of State need an excuse now to start ginning up the November 2024 cheat machines.
Posted by: rd at September 05, 2023 01:57 PM (BaGhI) 165
66 I think gay ops are particularly convoluted ops, where the operator gets too cute. Shit like trying to get someone to say something bad about someone else so that you can then send that email to the other person.
Posted by: ace at September 05, 2023 01:47 PM (KRtlO) People ... do this? Posted by: m at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (SbC6h) 166
I can't wait to not fly.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (PCeFT) 167
So the woman that wears couch upholstery is gonna die?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (8Sqzu) - I hope she sofas. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (fSdL0) 168
I was just thinking the other day about that douchebag who tweeted: Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 01:52 PM (DRSnL) Yeah...that sh*t pissed me off. He had multiple myeloma. Covid didn't kill him. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (lQONO) I didn't even know he was dead. At least we still have Donald Rumsfeld. Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (aD39U) 169
164 Someone in the last thread explained why they are pushing COVID so hard this year. The corrupt Blue State Secretaries of State need an excuse now to start ginning up the November 2024 cheat machines.
Posted by: rd at September 05, 2023 01:57 PM (BaGhI) ======== In all honestly, they don't need an excuse. No one will stop them. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (LvTSG) 170
My wife was forced to get COVID vax and boosters or forego her cancer treatments several years ago. She's still made to booster or not be treated.
Voluntary, right? Boost (and die) or no shot (and die). Choices... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (ynpvh) 171
Stil hoping for another 80 bazillion votes cast !11!! environment.
Posted by: runner at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (VRzI3) 172
What if Grim Death has a warped sense of humor and takes her out first?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2023 01:54 PM Jill died in Iraq. She was shot by a drunk driver. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (GwxCX) 173
No. Blow me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg) Yup. It is going to be interesting whether America still has the balls to fight this bullsh*t. I won't mask, and I sure as hell won't be getting a covid vaccine. And if they f*ck around with the flu vaccine and try to make it one shot with covid, I won't get that either. And I am a firm adherent to a policy of flu vaccine EVERY year! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (lQONO) 174
I wear my Grand Daughters used undies as my mask. It is called Recycling !!!!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (B/7uq) 175
hahahaha, I forgot that we had the most super contagious virus ever known to man and the only way to detect it was to convince people to shove a six inch cotton swab into their nasal cavity.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (aS4ah) 176
>And boy has that worked. And what's great is that it doesn't even matter if you didn't participate, because you probably have a family member that did. They can extrapolate out to you based on that. "Oh, so we didn't get a hit from the Ancestry database, but we did find a relative. Let's go build out his network..."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (t0OGg) The ending of Fight Club, where Our Protagonist *takes care of* the databases of the big corps sounds pretty good in retrospect, but it's not possible to do now, if it ever was. It's not like data warehousing and db backups aren't a thing. The only way that genie is going back in the bottle is if we regress to a pre-industrial society. Yikes. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (6YH05) 177
I've heard that this is coming en masse for air travel and border crossings in mid-October. I hope it isn't early, since I have to cross the border at the beginning of the month.
Posted by: Joe Mannix Always remember: as bad a covid was, it wasn't bad enough to close the southern border. Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (A6m7x) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (dL8V2) 179
People ... do this?
Posted by: m at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (SbC6h) People do this constantly. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 01:59 PM (zZu0s) 180
What if Grim Death has a warped sense of humor and takes her out first?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel --- Only if he needs new drapes for the parlor. Posted by: screaming in digital at September 05, 2023 01:59 PM (aBJcM) 181
>I was just thinking the other day about that douchebag who tweeted: Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 01:52 PM (DRSnL) You're welcome Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 05, 2023 01:59 PM (6YH05) 182
Reminder: Ivermectin is for horses. Just sayin'. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (fSdL0) And dogs. It's in their heartworm meds. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 01:59 PM (Zz0t1) 183
Trump's big, beautiful vaxxine?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 05, 2023 01:59 PM (7quak) 184
If my employer starts up with the face diaper insanity and/or the shot threats, I'm retiring. Earlier than I planned by a couple of months, but not that much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:00 PM (J2vNu) 185
Always remember: as bad a covid was, it wasn't bad enough to close the southern border.
Posted by: rickb223 -- I didn't pay much attention at the time, but it would've been neat to know what the "coming to America" vs "going to Mejico" ratio was. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:00 PM (aS4ah) 186
The lesson learned here is don't wear hooker panty hose.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 02:00 PM (8Sqzu) 187
181 >I was just thinking the other day about that douchebag who tweeted: Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 01:52 PM (DRSnL) You're welcome Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 05, 2023 01:59 PM (6YH05) Does that work on other politicians too? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 02:00 PM (ynpvh) 188
I've heard that this is coming en masse for air travel and border crossings in mid-October. I hope it isn't early, since I have to cross the border at the beginning of the month.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg) ===== I hope they wait until after the MoMe. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 02:00 PM (DRSnL) 189
This includes schools,” CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2023 01:54 PM (63Dwl) Where is this from? Walensky is no longer the CDC director. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 02:00 PM (lQONO) 190
Always remember: as bad a covid was, it wasn't bad enough to close the southern border.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM Look fat. We can't stop new voters from coming here. That's un-American. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 02:00 PM (GwxCX) 191
If you are vaxxed, you produce IgG4 against the spike protein which actually makes you more susceptible to Covid infection. This is a known problem with many vaccines and is usually caught in preclinical trials so they ever make it to market.
We know the clot shot was not studied before release. Posted by: Valiant at September 05, 2023 02:01 PM (R+lp9) 192
OOPS, the article I quoted was from 2021. I'll be more careful. I thought it was from today because it sounded just like a report I heard on the radio a few minutes ago. Everything old is new.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2023 02:01 PM (63Dwl) 193
... It is going to be interesting whether America still has the balls to fight this bullsh*t. ...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (lQONO) ++++ America? No. States? Maybe. I expect that we may well end up with pretty bright "blue state/red state" divide. The Federal stuff will be all-in, of course, but people will ignore it where they can (like national parks) or there will be increasing violent incidents where they can't (like airports). Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:01 PM (t0OGg) 194
My tenant and his daughter just had covid. I asked where he tested; it was home test. TPTB can gin up a pandemic by simply flooding the test market with bogus positive tests.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (MvF+J) That would backfire. If a bunch of people already have had it and survived. They are not going to do the masking of the jabs. BTW, it is going around and it at the annoying cold level that leaves you wiped out. Just getting over it myself. Posted by: WOPR at September 05, 2023 02:01 PM (WFJRS) 195
The lesson learned here is don't wear hooker panty hose.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 02:00 PM (8Sqzu) - Ladder be! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 05, 2023 02:01 PM (fSdL0) 196
183 Trump's big, beautiful vaxxine?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 05, 2023 01:59 PM (7quak) Eye of the beholder. Love your has (7-Quack). Good one for a doctor... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 02:01 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 05, 2023 02:01 PM (7quak) 198
======= I'm not sure sponge has ever been in the same state as Colin Powell. Don't cross sponge. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG) A sound message, that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:02 PM (Zz0t1) 199
Those who say Joey Bidet leaves his faith at the door, this is not a new mental gymnastic...
From 1926 from a book titled The Neglected Book pg 10 "Not until the Jew has completely parted with Bible and Talmud; not until he has completely surrendered to Rationalism in mind and body - for as long as he practices the Abrahamic rite upon his children as a religious duty he will continue to be an alien in every land - will the Jew end his wanderings in the wilderness and enter the promised land. The Messiah of the Jews, as well as of the Christians, is come. It is Rationalism. And what is Rationalism? The authority of Reason." Yeah Reason and Rationalism... only by abandoning one's Faith can one truly be. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:02 PM (uOV2W) 200
""Doctor" Jill Biden, Who Has a Doctorate In Numbers, Shapes, and Colors"
Have you seen the way she dresses? No expertise in shapes and colors. Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at September 05, 2023 02:02 PM (MvF+J) 201
Reminder: Ivermectin is for horses. Just sayin'. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 05, 2023 *** Neigh, neigh! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:02 PM (J2vNu) 202
Biden does not attend many meetings anymore. I think the guy is that close to meeting the Grim Reeper............
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 05, 2023 02:02 PM (B/7uq) 203
Jill supports the teachers' unions, after all, she's a member. Little Sis also supports the teachers' unions as she, too, is a member.
Philly schools and many surrounding county schools (PA and DE) are already out, or have very short days in session, because they lack A/C, allegedly. Why? DK but proper planning and use of C19 money is but a vague recollection for many districts. Philly also failed to contract for and/or engage in proper asbestos abatement methods in several schools even though that was pinky promised for several years. Expect another year of intermittent, unplanned closings of public schools in certain regions. Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 05, 2023 02:02 PM (GshMh) 204
Sheesh I'm getting calls from Hawaii on my cell phone. Seems like it should be prohibitively expensive to run spam and phishing ops from there.
So I suppose they are internet spoof calls hoping people will answer thinking some distant friend may have moved to Maui or there are fire relief campaigns. Posted by: PaleRider at September 05, 2023 02:02 PM (3cGpq) 205
This smiling brunette in a hat has no plans to comply with CDC guidance or buy into yet more COVID bullshit:
https://is.gd/bxy9oC Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:03 PM (t0OGg) 206
Ich vermisse Melanias knackigen Arsch und ihre üppigen Brüste. Stattdessen bekommen wir seine altbackene, klumpige Trailerpark-Hure.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2023 02:03 PM (kTMWW) 207
Everything old is new.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2023 02:01 PM (63Dwl) Yeah...the new CDC twit was blathering about the updated vaccine a few days ago. F*cking idiots. Never. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 02:03 PM (lQONO) 208
150 I was just thinking the other day about that douchebag who tweeted: Colin Powell didn't die because he was vaccinated. He died because you weren't. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 01:52 PM (DRSnL) Yeah...that sh*t pissed me off. He had multiple myeloma. Covid didn't kill him. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (lQONO ========= There are claims the Vaxx causes some cancers to aggressively spread. Especially soft tissue cancers. Posted by: rd at September 05, 2023 02:03 PM (mIliu) 209
It may be a lie, but why is it a "gay op?" That makes no sense. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:42 PM (lQONO) NOW who's overreading homo into everything....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:03 PM (Zz0t1) 210
My tenant and his daughter just had covid. I asked where he tested; it was home test. TPTB can gin up a pandemic by simply flooding the test market with bogus positive tests.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at September 05, 2023 01:46 PM (MvF+J) Does anyone ever ask for a note to show that you've gotten a "professionally" administered test as opposed to just saying, "I haz the covids"? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 05, 2023 02:03 PM (z99Zw) 211
Conservatives move out of blue and purple states more. No insurrections anywhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:48 PM We'll keep dumping migrants into red areas to turn them purple, until we have the regressives...concentrated. Posted by: National Socialists at September 05, 2023 02:03 PM (JCZqz) 212
205 This smiling brunette in a hat has no plans to comply with CDC guidance or buy into yet more COVID bullshit:
https://is.gd/bxy9oC Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:03 PM (t0OGg) Surprise sideboob. Well, not to HER. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s) 213
Always remember: as bad a covid was, it wasn't bad enough to close the southern border.
Posted by: rickb223 Gaylord allowed people with Ebola back into the country, citing that their civil rights trumped the public interest in safety. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:04 PM (uOV2W) 214
Reminder: Ivermectin is for horses. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 05, 2023 *** Then I need to go for a moonlight canter in the park, because I took my monthly human-sized dose on August 1. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:04 PM (J2vNu) 215
If you are vaxxed, you produce IgG4 against the spike protein which actually makes you more susceptible to Covid infection. This is a known problem with many vaccines and is usually caught in preclinical trials so they ever make it to market.
We know the clot shot was not studied before release. Posted by: Valian -- Yep. IIRC it suppresses production of IgG4, which is your bodies natural response to respiratory viruses, and increases production of IgG6, which is an also-ran defense that your body uses against allergies like pollen. It was designed to invert them so that IgG6 is your primary (only) defense. Which means people have no real defense, and that's why the vaxxed people keep getting sick. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:04 PM (aS4ah) 216
>Is there a test to see if the body is still manufacturing the spike protein pathogen per the mRNA instructions? That pathogen alone is enough to cause problems that result in premature death. it would make sense to not dose up again if it still exists in your system. Personally I'd want to know that it's 100% gone and never get another one of those shots.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 05, 2023 01:55 PM (pIx7m) There are signs that a significant number of those who received the shot continue to make spike protein long after the shot, contrary to claims that it only lasted for a few days. I know, I hope you were on your fainting couch when you read that. https://is.gd/GWW2lR Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 05, 2023 02:04 PM (6YH05) 217
62 From what I've been able to read, the vax is turning normal human immune response off as far as the virus is concerned, in effect making it immune to us.
doing the things a when he's nobody knows Posted by: anachronda at September 05, 2023 02:04 PM (sGtp+) 218
My wife was forced to get COVID vax and boosters or forego her cancer treatments several years ago. She's still made to booster or not be treated.
Voluntary, right? Boost (and die) or no shot (and die). Choices... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (ynpvh) ===== Ohhh, that sucks. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 02:04 PM (DRSnL) 219
A 'vaccine' a vaccine when it INCREASES your chances of catching the virus you're being vaccinated for.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:04 PM (Zz0t1) 220
So Dr.Jill and Whoopi were swapping spit. Who knew?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 05, 2023 02:04 PM (43q0X) 221
Why is Ivermectin not an over the counter drug?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (8Sqzu) 222
Biden does not attend many meetings anymore. I think the guy is that close to meeting the Grim Reeper............
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 05, 2023 02:02 PM (B/7uq) He's not sleeping, he's dead. Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (HfNu5) 223
Refusing to test is the only way forward.
If you're forced to test, fake it. Never submit anything but a "yay, I don't have COVID" result. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (aS4ah) 224
I picked up smokers bronchitis this past week from chainsmoking two packs a day during my recent travails. I got back home and started the Horse Paste +D3 +C +zinc regime last night and I already feel better.
And I haven't smoked two packs today. Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (aD39U) 225
Ha Ha
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (SNvcv) 226
206 Ich vermisse Melanias knackigen Arsch und ihre üppigen Brüste. Stattdessen bekommen wir seine altbackene, klumpige Trailerpark-Hure.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2023 02:03 PM (kTMWW) Damn. Google translate actually did a good job there. Wait, it usually screws up subject and object. Did you use google translate to make it? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (zZu0s) 227
I don't believe Proctor Jill or all these other people actually have covid. I think it's all an op. By periodically making a big news story out of some famous shiteater having covid, and of course praising the shots and boosters for keeping the symptoms mild, it keeps the stunads in line and tries to keep the hysteria going.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (iFTx/) 228
There are claims the Vaxx causes some cancers to aggressively spread. Especially soft tissue cancers.
Posted by: rd at September 05, 2023 02:03 PM (mIliu) The guy was in his 80s...no acceleration needed. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (lQONO) 229
>Yeah...that sh*t pissed me off. He had multiple myeloma. Covid didn't kill him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 05, 2023 01:56 PM (lQONO) He died of coof as much as about 80% of the other people who died of it who were counted in the official statistics. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (6YH05) Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 02:06 PM (BKMOA) 231
think that one of the cleverest ops of the IC was the sudden introduction of all these 23&Me/Ancestry.com home DNA tests. They literally got Americans and others to send their DNA in to create a bioweapon database, and got them to pay for it to boot.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at September 05, 2023 ++++ Eh, I think it's more about building a gigantic identity database they weren't able to legally build themselves. === Power of "AND". Posted by: Don't forget targeted organ procurement at September 05, 2023 02:06 PM (2o8+i) 232
"This evening, the First Lady tested positive for COVID-19. She is currently experiencing only mild symptoms. She will remain at their home in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware,"
-------- Let us hope that the kitchen does not catch on fire. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2023 02:06 PM (S5P0o) 233
229 He died of coof as much as about 80% of the other people who died of it who were counted in the official statistics.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (6YH05) ======== The NYT admitted a few months ago that covid death stats in the US were at least a third too high. But Paul still comes along and acts like the NYT isn't telling the truth, or something. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG) 234
IIRC it suppresses production of IgG4, which is your bodies natural response to respiratory viruses, and increases production of IgG6,
-- Or maybe I have those reversed. I ain't no PhD in Gluing Sh*t to Construction Paper, yo. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:06 PM (aS4ah) 235
In all honestly, they don't need an excuse. No one will stop them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (LvTSG) The denizens of DC will decide if COVID II is a go. This is a trial balloon to see how the mid and lower tier loyalists respond. Posted by: Thesokorus at September 05, 2023 02:06 PM (eQXMe) 236
Why is Ivermectin not an over the counter drug?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (8Sqzu) Because it works. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:07 PM (Zz0t1) 237
Does anyone ever ask for a note to show that you've gotten a "professionally" administered test as opposed to just saying, "I haz the covids"?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 05, 2023 *** One of my co-workers called in "sick" on Thursday, citing a positive test. My boss immediately kowtowed and told him, "Stay home until you're better," etc. To be fair, my co-worker is over sixty and overweigh too, so maybe he needs to be extra careful. But he showed up today wearing a face diaper. I wish I'd thought to do the same "tested positive, so sorry" routine so I could avoid this evening's reception. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:07 PM (J2vNu) 238
***
Then I need to go for a moonlight canter in the park, because I took my monthly human-sized dose on August 1. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:04 PM (J2vNu) I "acquired" ivermectin when I had COVID, but could not take it; I take anti-rejection meds that it interacts with, but had no way of adjusting dosages, as my nephrologist would not help me. Well, my case was milder than the younger boy's case (he had 105°F--non-vaxed). I still felt like shit, had headaches, nausea, vomiting, fever. Did mono-clonal antibodies, but was already on the mend when I took them. Was over it in about a week. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 02:07 PM (ynpvh) 239
"I have no home to go to," Biden told the reporters.
----- Oh, the horror, a houseless President. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2023 02:07 PM (S5P0o) 240
I wish I'd thought to do the same "tested positive, so sorry" routine so I could avoid this evening's reception.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:07 PM (J2vNu) ++++ It's not too late! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:07 PM (t0OGg) 241
Hey, whatever happened to the e-cigarette "flu" that they were pushing so hard right before they figured out that folks would respond to COVID panic?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:07 PM (aS4ah) 242
So just how many horses caught covid, then, huh? Huh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2023 02:08 PM (/EuRN) 243
Jill died in Iraq. She was shot by a drunk driver.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (GwxCX) --- So what's wearing her as a skin suit? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2023 02:08 PM (YIVH2) 244
Has this thread cantered out?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:08 PM (uOV2W) 245
Hey, whatever happened to the e-cigarette "flu" that they were pushing so hard right before they figured out that folks would respond to COVID panic?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:07 PM (aS4ah) ++++ That one whizzed by me entirely. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg) 246
243 Jill died in Iraq. She was shot by a drunk driver.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (GwxCX) --- So what's wearing her as a skin suit? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2023 02:08 PM (YIVH2) ======= Hunter. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (LvTSG) 247
When is the new, revamped, upgraded, and improved monkeypox set to make its debut?
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (iFTx/) 248
What if Grim Death has a warped sense of humor and takes her out first?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel ....... No prob. Joe will just sign up on Kiddie Match. Posted by: wth at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (v0R5T) 249
Let us hope that the kitchen does not catch on fire. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2023 02:06 PM (S5P0o) Keep DOCTOR Jill from trying to make a bowl of cold raisin bran and that should take care of it. On a side note, I'm jealous of your "poo" hash. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (n+4am) 250
247 When is the new, revamped, upgraded, and improved monkeypox set to make its debut?
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (iFTx/) ======= "I'm looking." -Fauci, outside a bathhouse Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (LvTSG) 251
Jill died in Iraq. She was shot by a drunk driver.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 01:58 PM (GwxCX) --- So what's wearing her as a skin suit? Ed Gein? Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (uOV2W) 252
Desantis had a good question this weekend.
WHY HAS MAUI DISAPPEARED FROM THE NEWS!? (The answer, of course, is "It looks bad for Democrats" but the press will not admit that.) This is one of the worst disasters in the country, the worst fire in 150 years... and it's gone, just like the Las Vegas massacre that SIMILARLY disappeared. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (N1tpc) 253
Can't wait for that load of nonsense to be unleashed on the general populace again to shame people into getting a bazillion boosters.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (uGhsv) Theoretically my company is being bought out. I can't wait to have to ask permission to neither poison myself nor lose my job. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (z99Zw) 254
ivermectin is an OTC purchase for livestock, or at least it used to be. I haven't purchased any recently.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 05, 2023 02:10 PM (3cGpq) 255
The lesson learned here is don't wear hooker panty hose.
Posted by: Puddinhead Always remember kids, fishnet stockings don't stop ANY virus. Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2023 02:10 PM (A6m7x) 256
Someone in the last thread explained why they are pushing COVID so hard this year. The corrupt Blue State Secretaries of State need an excuse now to start ginning up the November 2024 cheat machines.
Eh, I think it's mostly to fear flog the American public once again. Beat people into total submission. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 05, 2023 02:10 PM (V8he0) 257
Typically "Po" is used for ass in the "nice ass" sense.
"Arsch" is more in the... Hope Solo sort of sense. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2023 02:10 PM (/EuRN) 258
Why is Ivermectin not an over the counter drug?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (8Sqzu) It is in Mexico, and points South. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 05, 2023 02:10 PM (hb8Gy) 259
=======
Hunter. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (LvTSG) So, you're saying Jill is Hunter's cock sock? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:10 PM (Zz0t1) 260
239 "I have no home to go to," Biden told the reporters.
----- Oh, the horror, a houseless President. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2023 02:07 PM (S5P0o) Was he giving a speech about the homeless issue? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 02:10 PM (ynpvh) 261
I had the coof three times. Each time I felt mildly bad for about 36 hours, then felt normal for the remainder of the two weeks I had to work from home.
I won't deviate from the vitamin/mineral routine I used unless it is to add ivermectin to it. Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM (xxG/v) 262
227 I don't believe Proctor Jill or all these other people actually have covid. I think it's all an op. By periodically making a big news story out of some famous shiteater having covid, and of course praising the shots and boosters for keeping the symptoms mild, it keeps the stunads in line and tries to keep the hysteria going.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (iFTx/) Celebrities and such. High-profile, totally useless people. They do make the best Covid patients. Even better, they rarely seem to suffer any real impact. If they want to step up the hysteria, they need to step up their game. A celeb must be sacrificed. Would have to be someone who people care about. Sorry, Taylor Swift. It's your time. Now be a good libby and die of Covid. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM (KbCG3) 263
ivermectin is an OTC purchase for livestock, or at least it used to be. I haven't purchased any recently.
Posted by: PaleRider Still is. You can get pony paste at any farm & ranch supply OTC. Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM (A6m7x) 264
The Glasgow Coma Scale is a tool that healthcare providers use to measure decreases in consciousness.
Bcuz I'm drunk and I'm Scottish! Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM (dL8V2) 265
A jab a day gives the China Flu and makes you go Woo Woo Woo.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM (hVbLi) 266
The president said the U.S. Secret Service has been working on his longtime primary residence in Wilmington, Delaware, to make it more secure "in a good way." He has not spent a night in Wilmington in months.
This code for moving all the stolen files out of the garage? Posted by: Inogame at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM (53oGX) 267
Bidenomics is working. Men can have periods. Inflation is under control. Ukraine is winning. Elections have never been more secure. Black lives matter Republicans are fighting for you. McConnell is sharp, cunning and effective. Diversity is our strength. The vaxxine is safe and effective. A lone wolf shot up Las Vegas. How many more lies will we be fed? Soon you'll know the truth by it being the opposite of what your news, neighbors and elected officials say, if we already haven't reached that point, Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM (7quak) 268
CNBC:
"At least 33 people have died and 1,479 have fallen ill from a vaping-related lung disease, the CDC says. The CDC is calling the illness EVALI, short for e-cigarette, or vaping, product use associated lung injury." http://tinyurl.com/ytf6au3n Serious enough that they gave it a cool mysterious name and everything, and then POOF (ha), it was gone. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM (aS4ah) 269
After the giant flop of the gay UFO Op, they go back to the old reliable gay COVID Op.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM (MvF+J) 270
I remember when Covid was first kicking off around here, the first celebrity to get it was...Tom Hanks.
While he was in Australia. Yeah, sure. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 01:50 PM (KbCG3) Early days of Epstein. They he got dual citizenship in Greece, which is a non-extraditing country. Totally coincidental. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM (z99Zw) 271
On a side note, I'm jealous of your "poo" hash. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (n+4a Poo is a funny word. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1) 272
209. Garrett?
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (BKMOA) 273
Has this thread cantered out?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 *** Clop, clop, clop . . . Posted by: The Pacing Mustang at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (J2vNu) 274
Man, heard a jet flying very low, it was very loud, louder than any jet I've heard in my house...anyone hear of any reason for jets to be scrambled? (Near ATL)
Posted by: ziggggeeee @Breaking911 4m 'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (IG4Id) 275
Speaking of Poo, what is Winnie Xi Poo doing today?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (uOV2W) 276
Look at the awkward videos of the Biden visit to Florida - the way they're trying to "socially distance" themselves.
They KNEW Jill Biden had COVID. This can only mean that this was a failed attempt to assassinate Ron DeSantis (note how much they caterwauled when he did show up to the photo op because he was busy working!). It was premeditated. And... AND... THEY CROSSED STATE LINES TO DO IT! Posted by: can of spam at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (7oNMO) 277
How do the Bidens find the strength to continue to serve the nation while facing eminent death by Covid and being simultaneously homeless?
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (jlbtb) 278
When is the new, revamped, upgraded, and improved monkeypox set to make its debut? Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (iFTx/) *zip* *stands heroically* Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at September 05, 2023 02:13 PM (n+4am) 279
262 227 I don't believe Proctor Jill or all these other people actually have covid. I think it's all an op. By periodically making a big news story out of some famous shiteater having covid, and of course praising the shots and boosters for keeping the symptoms mild, it keeps the stunads in line and tries to keep the hysteria going.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:05 PM (iFTx/) Celebrities and such. High-profile, totally useless people. They do make the best Covid patients. Even better, they rarely seem to suffer any real impact. If they want to step up the hysteria, they need to step up their game. A celeb must be sacrificed. Would have to be someone who people care about. Sorry, Taylor Swift. It's your time. Now be a good libby and die of Covid. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM (KbCG3) _________ I'm expecting the next celebrity who dies by choking on their own vomit will be blamed on covid Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:13 PM (iFTx/) 280
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'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (IG4Id) 'There's poo everywhere!' Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s) 281
Why is Dr. Asshead getting tested for Covid?
No one gives a shit and die already you old miserable whore bitch. And take Joe with you. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2023 02:13 PM (iw4IE) 282
So the EPA chartered a Delta flight?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:13 PM (uOV2W) 283
When is the new, revamped, upgraded, and improved monkeypox set to make its debut?
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:09 PM (iFTx/) *zip* *stands heroically* Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at September 05, 2023 02:13 PM (n+4am) Those poor babies. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s) 284
Serious enough that they gave it a cool mysterious name and everything, and then POOF (ha), it was gone.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM (aS4ah) ===== Didn't it turn out that like 100% of those cases were from people adding THC to their vapes? Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 02:13 PM (DRSnL) 285
This smiling brunette in a hat has no plans to comply with CDC guidance or buy into yet more COVID bullshit:
https://is.gd/bxy9oC Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:03 PM (t0OGg) I'd pay $10 to watch her jump on a trampoline Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 02:13 PM (xcxpd) 286
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'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (IG4Id) 'There's poo everywhere!' snakes on a plane > poo on a plane Posted by: anachronda at September 05, 2023 02:14 PM (sGtp+) 287
"Arsch" is more in the... Hope Solo sort of sense. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2023 02:10 PM (/EuRN) Balloon knot. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:14 PM (Zz0t1) 288
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'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (IG4Id) ===== I can't even imagine how embarrassing that must be. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 02:14 PM (DRSnL) 289
Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing
=== Breakin' 911. Underwear bomber strikes again!!! Posted by: Don't forget targeted organ procurement at September 05, 2023 02:14 PM (2o8+i) 290
On a side note, I'm jealous of your "poo" hash. Posted by: IllTemperedCur ------ I stocked up on TP during the panic. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2023 02:14 PM (e8qft) 291
Soon you'll know the truth by it being the opposite of what your news, neighbors and elected officials say, if we already haven't reached that point,
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 05, 2023 02:11 PM To quote an infamous commenter, "You are too young to be so cynical." Posted by: Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter at September 05, 2023 02:14 PM (a3Q+t) 292
Has Covid Despite Being More Filled with Vax Than Steven Colbert's Writing Room
That's not all she's full of Posted by: The guys at the local truck stop at September 05, 2023 02:15 PM (lc5cP) 293
285 This smiling brunette in a hat has no plans to comply with CDC guidance or buy into yet more COVID bullshit:
https://is.gd/bxy9oC Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:03 PM (t0OGg) I'd pay $10 to watch her jump on a trampoline Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 02:13 PM (xcxpd) _________ You know it's $20, same as in -- well, you know Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:15 PM (iFTx/) 294
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'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (IG4Id) ===== I can't even imagine how embarrassing that must be. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 02:14 PM (DRSnL) "You may stay in the bathroom for the entirety of the flight..." Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 02:15 PM (ynpvh) 295
277 How do the Bidens find the strength to continue to serve the nation while facing eminent death by Covid and being simultaneously homeless?
eminent death > imminent death Posted by: anachronda at September 05, 2023 02:15 PM (sGtp+) 296
Just letting you know, Imma okay if Jill dies.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 02:15 PM (8Sqzu) 297
Schools in MN: Police and Sheriff's departments are pulling out their school resource officers. Minnesota Democrats changed the law about use of force by school officials and SROs, so they basically cannot restrain any student, unless the student is attempting to cause death or bodily harm. Basically, the same criteria that allows the police to shoot the little bastards dead - - Death or bodily harm There are no criminal penalties, but the SRO, department and the school are all eligible for civil liability and lawsuits. Outside, non SRO Police officers can still lay hands on the students, just not the officers that will be on site and can stop any fights before they become full blown riots like Minneapolis and Saint Paul schools have had happen. Posted by: rd at September 05, 2023 02:15 PM (SIfqM) 298
This evening, the First Lady tested positive for COVID-19. She is currently experiencing only mild symptoms.
Thank goodness the vaccine worked and kept her symptoms mild! Get vaccinated America!!!! Posted by: Redundant Leftists at September 05, 2023 02:15 PM (JCZqz) 299
I was taking a Delta flight when I need to use the restroom. As I was walking down the aisle, something just came over me and I dumped right there and started flinging shit all over the place.
Posted by: that guy that ruins it for everyone else at September 05, 2023 02:15 PM (aD39U) 300
Has Covid Despite Being More Filled with Vax Than Steven Colbert's Writing Room
That's not all she's full of Posted by: The guys at the local truck stop at September 05, 2023 02:15 PM (lc5cP) It's also not all Colbert's waiting room is full of... Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2023 02:16 PM (/EuRN) 301
I'd pay $10 to watch her jump on a trampoline Back when Kimmel was on a funny show* that was one of the highlights. *Of course he wasn't on the show to BE funny. Posted by: The guys at the local truck stop at September 05, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP) 302
Didn't it turn out that like 100% of those cases were from people adding THC to their vapes?
Posted by: Jordan61 That makes no sense, unless the "illness" was being stoned. That's not an illness (to me anyway). Posted by: SFGoth at September 05, 2023 02:16 PM (KAi1n) 303
I saw Smiling Poo open for Monkeypox Dick at MSG in 1998
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:16 PM (iFTx/) 304
Colin Powell was a stooge, and I don't care that he's dead.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 05, 2023 02:16 PM (ppBhU) 305
299 I was taking a Delta flight when I need to use the restroom. As I was walking down the aisle, something just came over me and I dumped right there and started flinging shit all over the place.
Posted by: that guy that ruins it for everyone else at September 05, 2023 02:15 PM (aD39U) Monkey Pox will do that to ya. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 02:16 PM (ynpvh) 306
'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing
-- I'll revisit my "COVID is fecal oral" statement again. People don't think too much about it for good reasons, but filthy conditions spread disease. COVID wasn't airborne. They changed the definition of airborne in order to claim it was airborne and ramp up the panic: "What were the historical reasons for the resistance to recognizing airborne transmission during the COVID-19 pandemic?" http://tinyurl.com/ydm5ftz7 "In May 2021, the Centers for Disease Control officially recognized that SARS-CoV-2—the virus that causes COVID-19—is airborne, meaning it is highly transmissible through the air." http://tinyurl.com/4ebhucwn Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:16 PM (aS4ah) 307
This is who is getting the coif now: people who’ve been vaxed to the max and took over the top precautions.
So if THEY are getting it, the vax and old preventions don’t work. No masks, no shutdowns, just treat it like the winter flu and move on. Posted by: Lizzy at September 05, 2023 02:17 PM (Hkcdp) 308
I can't even imagine how embarrassing that must be. Posted by: Jordan61 -------- We keep a significant stock of diapers onboard. Just to be safe, we have Joe sit on a doggy pee pad. Posted by: AF1 crew at September 05, 2023 02:17 PM (e8qft) 309
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'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (IG4Id) 'There's poo everywhere!' Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s) Gerard Finneran did that in 1995 on United Airlines flight 976. He got drunk, climbed onto a serving cart in 1st class and sprayed his doo doo all over the plane. The Man Is A Legend. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2023 02:17 PM (iw4IE) 310
If they want to step up the hysteria, they need to step up their game. A celeb must be sacrificed. Would have to be someone who people care about.
Sorry, Taylor Swift. It's your time. Now be a good libby and die of Covid. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 *** Couldn't it be somebody who's not as good-looking? We don't have anywhere near as many lookers as we should nowadays. How about Beyonce, or Kanye, or Tom Hanks? Posted by: The Pacing Mustang at September 05, 2023 02:17 PM (J2vNu) 311
I saw Smiling Poo open for Monkeypox Dick at MSG in 1998
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:16 PM (iFTx/) Ugh. What a shitty show THAT was. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1) 312
"You may stay in the bathroom for the entirety of the flight..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 02:15 PM (ynpvh) There was a Sanford and Son joke where Fred took his first flight and stayed in the can the whole time. "Sign said Return to Seat so I did!" Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 05, 2023 02:17 PM (N3zMI) 313
267 Bidenomics is working.
Men can have periods. Inflation is under control. Ukraine is winning. Elections have never been more secure. Black lives matter Republicans are fighting for you. McConnell is sharp, cunning and effective. Diversity is our strength. The vaxxine is safe and effective. A lone wolf shot up Las Vegas. How many more lies will we be fed? brother, have you heard? choco ration's going up! Posted by: parsons at September 05, 2023 02:17 PM (sGtp+) 314
Didn't it turn out that like 100% of those cases were from people adding THC to their vapes?
Posted by: Jordan61 - No idea. Thanks. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:17 PM (aS4ah) 315
Colon Bowel was an Affirmative Action "success."
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 05, 2023 02:18 PM (8fpTj) Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 05, 2023 02:18 PM (GshMh) 317
Couldn't it be somebody who's not as good-looking? We don't have anywhere near as many lookers as we should nowadays. How about Beyonce, or Kanye, or Tom Hanks?
Posted by: The Pacing Mustang at September 05, 2023 02:17 PM (J2vNu) She's built like a younger, less Orangina Ann Coulter. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 02:18 PM (zZu0s) 318
That makes no sense, unless the "illness" was being stoned. That's not an illness (to me anyway).
Posted by: SFGoth at September 05, 2023 02:16 PM (KAi1n) IIRC it was some particular recipe going around to homebrew a vape juice with one's own trees that was doing it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2023 02:18 PM (/EuRN) 319
306 I'll revisit my "COVID is fecal oral" statement again. People don't think too much about it for good reasons, but filthy conditions spread disease.
COVID wasn't airborne. They changed the definition of airborne in order to claim it was airborne and ramp up the panic: or, perhaps, the shit hit the fan? Posted by: anachronda at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (sGtp+) 320
299 I was taking a Delta flight when I need to use the restroom. As I was walking down the aisle, something just came over me and I dumped right there and started flinging shit all over the place.
Posted by: that guy that ruins it for everyone else at September 05, 2023 02:15 PM (aD39U) _________ True story: Back in the late 90s, some senior exec at a bank got so totally shitfaced on a flight that he got into a fight with a stewardess, turned over her serving cart, took of his pants, and took a dump on the cart. No joke. It was a local news story in NYC for a week or so. Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (iFTx/) 321
What about Camp David - why doesn’t Joe go there?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (Hkcdp) 322
Colin Powell suffered the same fate as John McCain, DC corrupted him.
Oh, has the McCain funeral ended yet? Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (uOV2W) 323
262 Taylor Swift makes too much money. Seriously, her movie is in limited venues and making more bank than almost all whoreywood films, esp for its footprint. They'll sacrifice some mainstream know, but not big revenue person. I'd guess, but since my knowledge of most pop culture popular acts ends in about the 80s, I'd guess a 70s rocker, or one of those BTS members.
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (BKMOA) 324
Didn't it turn out that like 100% of those cases were from people adding THC to their vapes?
Posted by: Jordan61 That makes no sense, unless the "illness" was being stoned. That's not an illness (to me anyway). Posted by: SFGoth at September 05, 2023 02:16 PM (KAi1n) IIRC, they were adding THC but it was in some kind of oil form that was not burning like it would be on a joint, but rather just vaporing and coating their lungs. Or something like that. Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (aD39U) 325
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'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (IG4Id) 'There's poo everywhere!' Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s) Makes that Snakes on a Plane move look tame by comparison... Posted by: Inogame at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (53oGX) 326
You should read Jill's "thesis" one day. Besides being a rote, unimaginative, middle school level term paper, that high school students would mock, if the Grammar Police ever saw it she would be put away for life.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (kTMWW) 327
This smiling brunette in a hat has no plans to comply with CDC guidance or buy into yet more COVID bullshit:
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:03 PM Have we found the first TJM WNWNB? Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (a3Q+t) 328
Back when Kimmel was on a funny show* that was one of the highlights. You mean, when Kimmel was desperately clinging to Carolla, and then stood on Adam's head to get his current gig while Adam was still treading water before the podcasting thing took off. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (n+4am) 329
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'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (IG4Id) 'There's poo everywhere!' Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s) I don't get how this happened? Was the seatbelt sign on and they couldn't get up? I have so many questions. Posted by: CaliGirl at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (Br8mK) 330
310 If they want to step up the hysteria, they need to step up their game. A celeb must be sacrificed. Would have to be someone who people care about.
Sorry, Taylor Swift. It's your time. Now be a good libby and die of Covid. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 *** Couldn't it be somebody who's not as good-looking? We don't have anywhere near as many lookers as we should nowadays. How about Beyonce, or Kanye, or Tom Hanks? Posted by: The Pacing Mustang at September 05, 2023 02:17 PM (J2vNu) I don't find her mouse face or featureless body all that attractive, so your comment does not compute with me. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (KbCG3) 331
321 What about Camp David - why doesn’t Joe go there?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (Hkcdp) Too Jewish for him. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (ynpvh) 332
or, perhaps, the shit hit the fan?
Posted by: anachronda at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (sGtp+) *hunk of poo hits an old school fan* Posted by: Airplane! at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s) 333
That makes no sense, unless the "illness" was being stoned. That's not an illness (to me anyway).
Posted by: SFGoth at September 05, 2023 02:16 PM (KAi1n) ===== Something to do with whatever they were adding was made of, I think. Oil instead of whatever regular vaping juice is made of. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (DRSnL) 334
Didn't it turn out that like 100% of those cases were from people adding THC to their vapes?
Posted by: Jordan61 I thought it was because people were buying shitty vape liquids from China that had OIL in them and their lungs were getting fubar'd from the oil. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (lf83v) 336
She's built like a younger, less Orangina Ann Coulter.
Yeah, but Ann's spicy appeal is her adam's apple. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (ppBhU) 337
Monitoring aircraft telemetry like ACARS and VDL2, I quickly learned that the lavatory is a major reported failure point. People are really mean to them.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (MvF+J) 338
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'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 05, 2023 02:12 PM (IG4Id) ======= So? They are worried about boom-boom on a plane? (Not a joke I would make anywhere within 20 miles of an airport.) Posted by: rd at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (rknHx) 339
Colin Powell suffered the same fate as John McCain, DC corrupted him.
An honest man can't be corrupted, because none of what can be offered holds any appeal to him. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (7quak) 340
I'll revisit my "COVID is fecal oral" statement again. People don't think too much about it for good reasons, but filthy conditions spread disease.
COVID wasn't airborne. They changed the definition of airborne in order to claim it was airborne and ramp up the panic: or, perhaps, the shit hit the fan? Posted by: anachronda -- We had a cruise ship to examine where COVID acted exactly like norovirus. Oh well, who cares, y'all go on back to your homes all over the country. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (aS4ah) 341
G'rump beat me to it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (DRSnL) 342
274 Man, heard a jet flying very low, it was very loud, louder than any jet I've heard in my house...anyone hear of any reason for jets to be scrambled? (Near ATL)
Posted by: ziggggeeee @Breaking911 4m 'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing LOL! no fun for those in the plane.... Posted by: ziggggeeee at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (AsMdZ) 343
I don't get the joke about more Vax than there is in Stephen Colbert' writing room.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (2OL6m) 344
336 She's built like a younger, less Orangina Ann Coulter.
Yeah, but Ann's spicy appeal is her adam's apple. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (ppBhU) Like fucking a bucket of lincoln logs. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (zZu0s) 345
ROFL! You still think the COVID vaccines cause heart problems?! Lol
Posted by: Sid at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (nSved) 346
*hunk of poo hits an old school fan* Posted by: Airplane! at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s) You asked for it........ https://youtu.be/vkdH0nuDWX4?t=75 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1) 347
334 They ship em in from India too.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (MvF+J) 348
339 An honest man can't be corrupted, because none of what can be offered holds any appeal to him.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (7quak) ======= If you can't take their money and screw their women and then vote against 'em, you have no business in government. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG) 349
Taylor Swift is good looking but...she's the type of girl to doom scroll instagram while you are giving her the ol' in n' out
Posted by: The guys at the local truck stop at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (lc5cP) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (63Dwl) 351
Yeah, but Ann's spicy appeal is her adam's apple.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (ppBhU) Oi! Someone snuck a dick into my bag of antlers! Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (/EuRN) 352
Couldn't it be somebody who's not as good-looking? We don't have anywhere near as many lookers as we should nowadays. How about Beyonce, or Kanye, or Tom Hanks?
Posted by: The Pacing Mustang at September 05, 2023 * She's built like a younger, less Orangina Ann Coulter. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 *** Taylor has a coltish kind of grace. (Which brings us back to horse puns.) It would just be a horrible waste of something truly beautiful, that's all I'm saying, guys. Guys? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1) 354
If they just treat this with over the counter meds, it will be hard to justify a lockdown.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (ouTlx) 355
Would Aetius like to settle down with Ms 59 Guys instead?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (uOV2W) 356
Posted by: Sid at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (nSved)
======= And you think vaccines protect you from covid. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG) 357
"In May 2021, the Centers for Disease Control officially recognized that SARS-CoV-2—the virus that causes COVID-19—is airborne, meaning it is highly transmissible through the air."
Pfffffft. Posted by: Eric Swalwell (Dirtbag-CA) at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (a3Q+t) 358
329 280 @Breaking911 4m
'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing ___________ Usually passengers with explosive diarrhea are identified as they drag and lift their luggage through the airport terminal. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (lf83v) 359
The tests are likely to give you the Wuhan Lung Rot. The shots are designed to create auto-immune diseases. The rat bastard Fauci needs to be fed to the wood chipper, slowly, feet first.
Posted by: Margins at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (JNTt1) 360
330 310 If they want to step up the hysteria, they need to step up their game. A celeb must be sacrificed. Would have to be someone who people care about.
Sorry, Taylor Swift. It's your time. Now be a good libby and die of Covid. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 *** Couldn't it be somebody who's not as good-looking? We don't have anywhere near as many lookers as we should nowadays. How about Beyonce, or Kanye, or Tom Hanks? Posted by: The Pacing Mustang at September 05, 2023 02:17 PM (J2vNu) I don't find her mouse face or featureless body all that attractive, so your comment does not compute with me. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (KbCG3) _______ I'd reserve judgment until seeing her in person. I think so many of her photos out there are shopped to shit. There are pics of her with a Joe Mannix Girl ass. There are pics of her with an ass flatter than Pete Bootyjuice's tush after an especially hard slam session. I suspect the latter is reality. Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (iFTx/) 361
Yes, Sid, it does. And it's been proven time and time again.
You pull your head out of your monkeypox ass, you'd know that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: The millions of young adults with heart problems after getting the clot shot at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (lc5cP) 363
342 274 Man, heard a jet flying very low, it was very loud, louder than any jet I've heard in my house...anyone hear of any reason for jets to be scrambled? (Near ATL)
Posted by: ziggggeeee ----------------- Tank Abrams decided to eat Atlanta? Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (8Sqzu) 364
344 336 She's built like a younger, less Orangina Ann Coulter.
Yeah, but Ann's spicy appeal is her adam's apple. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (ppBhU) Like fucking a bucket of lincoln logs. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (zZu0s) Is that a thing? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (ynpvh) 365
KJP just said that Biden will be wearing a mask indoors and urges others to get their vaccines updated.
Posted by: redridinghood Don't wanna hear nothin' outa her mouth but "Arg Arg". Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (kjOVp) 366
Oh, has the McCain funeral ended yet?
_________ When the Jimmy Carter funeral begins. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:20 PM (lf83v) ------------ I misheard the Jimmy Buffet announcement. I thought they said Jimmy Carter at first. Posted by: rd at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (qz2Nn) 367
Well Hunter attends Camp Gonorrhea
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (uOV2W) 368
I'd reserve judgment until seeing her in person. I think so many of her photos out there are shopped to shit. There are pics of her with a Joe Mannix Girl ass. There are pics of her with an ass flatter than Pete Bootyjuice's tush after an especially hard slam session. I suspect the latter is reality.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (iFTx/) She has the body of a drinking straw. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (KbCG3) 369
So? They are worried about boom-boom on a plane?
(Not a joke I would make anywhere within 20 miles of an airport.) Posted by: rd Me so honny. Me. So. Honny. Me love you long time. Boom boom $15. Sucky sucky. Posted by: Vietnamese Hooker at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (A6m7x) 370
ROFL! You still think the COVID vaccines cause heart problems?! Lol
-- That really is incredible if true. The people who made the vaxxine and administered the vaxxine and required employees of federal agencies to receive the vaxxines have stated "the COVID vaccines cause heart problems" And we're supposed to not believe them. Or something. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (aS4ah) 371
The wife and I are going to be going to Taylor Swift's concert movie thing.
As a leg man, I'm looking forward to it. I have earplugs if needed. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (xcxpd) 372
362 ROFL! You still think the COVID vaccines cause heart problems?! Lol
Yah right? Posted by: The millions of young adults with heart problems after getting the clot shot at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (lc5cP) ======== Fauci said it's not so. Do you need more? Fauci is Science. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (LvTSG) 373
249 Keep DOCTOR Jill from trying to make a bowl of cold raisin bran and that should take care of it.
works great, if you start with gin-soaked raisins Posted by: theresa heinz-kerry at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (sGtp+) Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (aD39U) 375
>Like fucking a bucket of lincoln logs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (zZu0s) The AoSHQ Style Guide says "a leather bag of antlers" Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (6YH05) 376
Taylor has a coltish kind of grace. (Which brings us back to horse puns.) It would just be a horrible waste of something truly beautiful, that's all I'm saying, guys. I'd ride her like an Indian that just stole a horse and had a posse after him. Only I wouldn't be looking over my shoulder. Posted by: An oddly specific comment at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (lc5cP) 377
355 Would Aetius like to settle down with Ms 59 Guys instead?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (uOV2W) ____________ Pics of Ms 59 Guys? Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (uOV2W) 379
371 The wife and I are going to be going to Taylor Swift's concert movie thing.
As a leg man, I'm looking forward to it. I have earplugs if needed. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (xcxpd) == It's your fault Exorcist Beginning is going to flop! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG) 380
If they just treat this with over the counter meds, it will be hard to justify a lockdown.
- And the Emergency Use Authorization would be voided. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (aS4ah) 381
Taylor Swift looks fine, but don't date her or she'll write a song about you.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (MvF+J) 382
I don't get the joke about more Vax than there is in Stephen Colbert' writing room.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (2OL6m) He did a skit on his shitty show about the vaxx with dancing syringes and how awesome it was and everyone should get it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1) 383
She has the body of a drinking straw.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (KbCG3) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (zZu0s) 384
What's the deal with the next vax roll out? Greed or there just hasn't been enough attrition from the first 4 shots?
Posted by: Inogame at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (53oGX) 385
We've reached the point where actual science is becoming inconvenient.
1. Cochran Study (the most focused, encompassing and objective out there) confirms that masks are worthless relative to Covid and actually detrimental to health in general. 2. The CDC's own website now confirms that 6 in 10 of those acquiring Covid at present are "vaccinated" and "boosted." Posted by: Orson at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (dIske) 386
I don't get the joke about more Vax than there is in Stephen Colbert' writing room. Posted by: Dr. Claw The Vax Scene https://youtu.be/Mq76QSlRiPo Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (63Dwl) 387
True story: Back in the late 90s, some senior exec at a bank got so totally shitfaced on a flight that he got into a fight with a stewardess, turned over her serving cart, took of his pants, and took a dump on the cart. No joke. It was a local news story in NYC for a week or so.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 *** What Starbucks did he go to work at once he sobered up? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (J2vNu) 388
"Eh, I think it's mostly to fear flog the American public once again. Beat people into total submission."
Also a test run to see how compliant people are. What did Lenin say? "Probe with the saber until you find steel, then withdraw." Posted by: RM at September 05, 2023 02:25 PM (0eYOS) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:25 PM (uOV2W) 390
Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing
Honestly guys, I haven't flown since Patty Hearst was a fugitive! Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 05, 2023 02:25 PM (dL8V2) 391
Sundowner hardly spends time in DC, his schedule has but a couple hours a day 4 days a week.
Even Mooch could swing that. Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2023 02:25 PM (SNvcv) 392
was with family over the weekend, most of us are not filled with the shot. Our nephew is on his 4th bout of covid, in spite of being shot repeatedly for his job. We've decided he's a covid magnet.
Posted by: megthered at September 05, 2023 02:25 PM (4ssbR) 393
@Breaking911 4m
'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing As someone said earlier, "there goes the Airport Taco Bell". Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2023 02:25 PM (A6m7x) 394
Jimmy Buffet is dead
Jimmy Carter still lives This is Hell. ________ "Kneel before the immortal one." - Keith Richards Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:25 PM (lf83v) 395
Man, heard a jet flying very low, it was very loud, louder than any jet I've heard in my house...anyone hear of any reason for jets to be scrambled? (Near ATL)
Posted by: ziggggeeee ------ Some joker from Dobbins doing a fly-by? Posted by: AF1 crew at September 05, 2023 02:25 PM (0v4YR) 396
Don't wanna hear nothin' outa her mouth but "Arg Arg". Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (kjOVp) She's the black Sideshow Bob. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1) 397
The wife and I are going to be going to Taylor Swift's concert movie thing.
As a leg man, I'm looking forward to it. I have earplugs if needed. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo a Girl got an ass on her. And yeah, the music is bad. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 05, 2023 02:25 PM (PCeFT) 398
144 Jimmy Buffett took it a bit too far.
In before #TooSoon Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 02:06 PM He's wasting away again. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 02:26 PM (GwxCX) 399
387 True story: Back in the late 90s, some senior exec at a bank got so totally shitfaced on a flight that he got into a fight with a stewardess, turned over her serving cart, took of his pants, and took a dump on the cart. No joke. It was a local news story in NYC for a week or so.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 *** What Starbucks did he go to work at once he sobered up? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (J2vNu) _______ He probably got a job at BlackRock Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:26 PM (iFTx/) 400
Taylor has a coltish kind of grace.
I understand exactly what you are saying. You're right. But mostly your comment makes me want to shoot her with a tranq. gun and watch her stumble about like a foal. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 05, 2023 02:26 PM (ppBhU) 401
It's your fault Exorcist Beginning is going to flop!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG) You're welcome! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 02:26 PM (xcxpd) 402
The people who made the vaxxine and administered the vaxxine and required employees of federal agencies to receive the vaxxines have stated "the COVID vaccines cause heart problems"
One of the core features of modern leftism is cognitive dissonance. So, literally no one ever claimed the clot shot stopped the spread of COVID and anyone that says we did is spreading misinformation AND you need to get your clot shot so you don't spread COVID to granny Or...the rich have too much power in society AND you should vote for who Jeff Bezos, George Soros, and Tom Steyer tell you to vote for. Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2023 02:26 PM (lc5cP) 403
Whoopi looks like a gigantic virus
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (VdGjU) 404
The wife and I are going to be going to Taylor Swift's concert movie thing.
As a leg man, I'm looking forward to it. I have earplugs if needed. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (xcxpd) ++++ If you like leggy blonde singers, may I recommend Grace Potter? https://youtu.be/oHlhOgQ36m8 https://youtu.be/qro7pvFaTcU Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg) 405
@Breaking911 4m
'Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing -------- Has Butterjug been alerted? He's probably familiar with the exhaust problem. At last, his vast experience can be called into play. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (0v4YR) 406
True story: Back in the late 90s, some senior exec at a bank got so totally shitfaced on a flight that he got into a fight with a stewardess, turned over her serving cart, took of his pants, and took a dump on the cart. No joke. It was a local news story in NYC for a week or so.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (iFTx/) Gerard Finneran. There have been songs written about his exploits. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (iw4IE) Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (GwxCX) 408
I'm positively ecstatic that Teh Horde has enthusiastically grabbed ahold of poo after I brought it up. You make me so proud. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (n+4am) 409
401 It's your fault Exorcist Beginning is going to flop!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG) You're welcome! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 02:26 PM (xcxpd) ======== I don't hate what David Gordon Greene did with the Halloween movies (though I still need to see the third, but based on the RLM take, I have a feeling I won't hate it). I think he's trying to be more interesting than the formulas of these horror franchises demand and not always succeeding (Halloween Kills is interesting and more than just "Evil dies tonight", though it still doesn't entirely work), but I'd rather have interesting and not entirely successful than boringly repetitive. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 02:28 PM (LvTSG) 410
The wife and I are going to be going to Taylor Swift's concert movie thing.
This is an almost perverse level of committment to one's marriage. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 05, 2023 02:28 PM (ppBhU) 411
386
I don't get the joke about more Vax than there is in Stephen Colbert' writing room. Posted by: Dr. Claw The Vax Scene https://youtu.be/Mq76QSlRiPo Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (63Dwl) ______ I'd sooner stick my dick into the mouth of a rabid Komodo Dragon than watch that again Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:28 PM (iFTx/) 412
Taylor Swift looks fine, but don't date her or she'll write a song about you.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (MvF+J) I feel so depressed I feel like a stooge I had to leave my Waraiotoko 'cause his unit's too huge *dooo doo doo doo doo dooooo....* Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2023 02:28 PM (/EuRN) 413
2. The CDC's own website now confirms that 6 in 10 of those acquiring Covid at present are "vaccinated" and "boosted." For a while now the numbers have shown you are most likely to get the Coof shortly after getting a clot shot. Note, the medical establishment claims that means you are "unvaccinated" because nominally there is some period of time before "the protection" kicks in. The problem with that, of course, is it 100% fits the notion of the clot shot damaging your immune system. Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2023 02:28 PM (lc5cP) 414
407 Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing
DB Pooper. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (GwxCX) ++++ BOOM Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:28 PM (t0OGg) 415
407 Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing
DB Pooper. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (GwxCX) Your excellency... Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 02:29 PM (KbCG3) 416
I'm positively ecstatic that Teh Horde has enthusiastically grabbed ahold of poo after I brought it up.
You make me so proud. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (n+4am) In fairness, we are smart enough to pick up the turd by the clean end. Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at September 05, 2023 02:29 PM (aD39U) 417
If they just treat this with over the counter meds, it will be hard to justify a lockdown.
- And the Emergency Use Authorization would be voided. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (aS4ah) ***** We're wise to their shitty ways now. Posted by: torabora at September 05, 2023 02:29 PM (MALyz) 418
Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing
DB Pooper. Posted by: Minnfidel -- Close the thread. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:29 PM (aS4ah) 419
A elementary School in Maryland has issued a mask mandate, I feel for the Parents that have special needs and can’t leave Public schools
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 05, 2023 02:29 PM (dKiJG) 420
396 Don't wanna hear nothin' outa her mouth but "Arg Arg".
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (kjOVp) She's the black Sideshow Bob. i wonder how you say "arg arg" in german... Posted by: anachronda at September 05, 2023 02:29 PM (sGtp+) 421
Biohazard': Passenger With Diarrhea Forces Delta Flight's Emergency Landing
DB Pooper. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (GwxCX) I snorted out loud. Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at September 05, 2023 02:29 PM (aD39U) 422
The fear flogging begins friday, according to some anon:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/440200548 Some huge experiment, giant story about to break. And supposedly when it hits, TPTB will monitor anyone talking about it, pro, con, or don't care -- for further experimentation. We'll see. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 05, 2023 02:29 PM (kjOVp) 423
You make me so proud. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (n+4am) Our defense didn't do diddly poo!! Posted by: Jim Mora at September 05, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1) 424
>And the Emergency Use Authorization would be voided.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at September 05, 2023 02:24 PM (aS4ah) Hmm, I thought that sacred federal law said that the EUA had to end once the FDA approved a treatment (Cormirnaty). Very weird that literally no one can get Cormirnaty if they want it and that the EUA is still chugging along. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 05, 2023 02:29 PM (6YH05) 425
I'd sooner stick my dick into the mouth of a rabid Komodo Dragon than watch that again
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:28 PM (iFTx/) "So it's that, or i gotta watch the video too? Fuck. All right, let's get this over with. " - the komodo dragon Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2023 02:29 PM (/EuRN) 426
Komodo Dragons are the original givers of disease as their saliva is loaded with bad bacteria
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:29 PM (uOV2W) 427
Any day now, Taylor Swift is going to go androgenous and start dressing like David Bowie in his "Great White Duke" phase.
You heard it here first. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:30 PM (lf83v) 428
Taylor's first couple of singles on the country charts in the early years of the century were pretty darn good. After that she took off, her stuff didn't get played on country radio any more (and I stopped listening to it when "hick hop" became a thing), and I have no idea how good or bad her songwriting or singing is.
I understand she's appeared in some movies, I mean acting jobs. Dunno about those. Personally I've always wanted to see her play Nicole Kidman's daughter in something. They look quite a bit alike. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:30 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2023 02:30 PM (0v4YR) 430
410 The wife and I are going to be going to Taylor Swift's concert movie thing.
This is an almost perverse level of committment to one's marriage. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 05, 2023 02:28 PM (ppBhU) If the porno finish isn't on the table after this, well, it's time to take a negotiating class. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 02:30 PM (KbCG3) 431
Re: school shootings in Florida and Uvalde. If they had cops like these things would have been very different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFB3nCwRsng Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 05, 2023 02:30 PM (pohLc) 432
420 396 Don't wanna hear nothin' outa her mouth but "Arg Arg".
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (kjOVp) She's the black Sideshow Bob. i wonder how you say "arg arg" in german... Posted by: anachronda at September 05, 2023 02:29 PM (sGtp+) Shitshow Bob. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 02:30 PM (KbCG3) 433
I have no attraction to "Tay Tay" whatsoever. I have no doubt it would be mutual.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 05, 2023 02:31 PM (V8he0) Posted by: rejected laurie andersen lyrics at September 05, 2023 02:31 PM (sGtp+) 435
"Then I need to go for a moonlight canter in the park, because I took my monthly human-sized dose on August 1."
I've taken 3 tubes ... divided into 3 doses taken every other day. So three treatments I guess, over the last two years. Monthly might be better, idk. But I think there may be some side effects or mild harm ... so that is my self diagnosed protocol for now. Might also be good as a cancer deterrent ...? Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2023 02:31 PM (Cus5s) 436
406 True story: Back in the late 90s, some senior exec at a bank got so totally shitfaced on a flight that he got into a fight with a stewardess, turned over her serving cart, took of his pants, and took a dump on the cart. No joke. It was a local news story in NYC for a week or so.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (iFTx/) Gerard Finneran. There have been songs written about his exploits. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (iw4IE) Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_976 Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:31 PM (iFTx/) 437
396
Don't wanna hear nothin' outa her mouth but "Arg Arg". Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 05, 2023 02:22 PM (kjOVp) She's the black Sideshow Bob. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1) Oh, I think that's a bit harsh. Posted by: Robert Underdunk Terwilliger at September 05, 2023 02:31 PM (PiwSw) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:31 PM (lf83v) 439
It's an avocado! Really!
Posted by: Robert Francis "Nacho" O'Rourke at September 05, 2023 02:31 PM (a3Q+t) 440
Taylor Swift looks fine, but don't date her or she'll write a song about you.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at September 05, 2023 * I feel so depressed I feel like a stooge I had to leave my Waraiotoko 'cause his unit's too huge *dooo doo doo doo doo dooooo....* Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2023 *** Classic! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:32 PM (J2vNu) 441
Couldn't it be somebody who's not as good-looking? We don't have anywhere near as many lookers as we should nowadays. How about Beyonce, or Kanye, or Tom Hanks?
Posted by: The Pacing Mustang at September 05, 2023 02:17 PM A redemption arc for Lizzo? Posted by: Redundant Leftists at September 05, 2023 02:32 PM (JCZqz) Posted by: DanMan at September 05, 2023 02:32 PM (SPSUr) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:32 PM (uOV2W) Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at September 05, 2023 02:33 PM (a3Q+t) 445
I feel so depressed
I feel like a stooge I had to leave my Waraiotoko 'cause his unit's too huge *dooo doo doo doo doo dooooo....* Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2023 ++++ LOL Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:33 PM (t0OGg) 446
oops, left out an arg
Posted by: DanMan at September 05, 2023 02:33 PM (SPSUr) 447
Couldn't it be somebody who's not as good-looking? We don't have anywhere near as many lookers as we should nowadays. How about Beyonce, or Kanye, or Tom Hanks?
Posted by: The Pacing Mustang at September 05, 2023 * A redemption arc for Lizzo? Posted by: Redundant Leftists at September 05, 2023 *** That would be awesome Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:33 PM (J2vNu) 448
LOL
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:33 PM (lf83v) Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:33 PM (iFTx/) 450
I'm positively ecstatic that Teh Horde has enthusiastically grabbed ahold of poo after I brought it up.
You make me so proud. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (n+4am) In fairness, we are smart enough to pick up the turd by the clean end. Posted by: G'rump928 It helps if you treat it like baby shoes and bronze it first. Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2023 02:34 PM (A6m7x) 451
“ 9 For myself, I don't believe it.
This is another gay op targeting the normies to make them afraid again. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 01:40 PM (xcxpd)” Precisely. They’re trying to set up the “WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!!!!” redux Posted by: President Barack Obama at September 05, 2023 02:34 PM (83AJj) 452
How about Rachel Ziegler take one for the team with Covid?
Posted by: Disney at September 05, 2023 02:34 PM (Hkcdp) 453
i wonder how you say "arg arg" in german...
_________ With two umlauts. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:31 PM (lf83v) Ärg ärg. Posted by: Jim Mora at September 05, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1) 454
Shit.....strike one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1) 455
BREAKING: United Airlines Grounds All Flights Nationwide
http://tinyurl.com/4v8jvy78 Posted by: Elric Blade Dayum. What was Taco Bell serving?? Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2023 02:34 PM (A6m7x) 456
i wonder how you say "arg arg" in german... _________ With two umlauts. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:31 PM (lf83v) That's so metal. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2023 02:34 PM (n+4am) 457
So do the lockdowns start before the student loan payback begin? I'm thinking there might be another pause because of covid panic.
Posted by: megthered at September 05, 2023 02:34 PM (4ssbR) 458
452 How about Rachel Ziegler take one for the team with Covid?
Posted by: Disney at September 05, 2023 02:34 PM (Hkcdp) _______ Monkeypox would be better Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:34 PM (iFTx/) 459
436 406 True story: Back in the late 90s, some senior exec at a bank got so totally shitfaced on a flight that he got into a fight with a stewardess, turned over her serving cart, took of his pants, and took a dump on the cart. No joke. It was a local news story in NYC for a week or so.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:19 PM (iFTx/) Gerard Finneran. There have been songs written about his exploits. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2023 02:27 PM (iw4IE) Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_976 Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:31 PM (iFTx/) You get what you deserve. Posted by: Amber Heard at September 05, 2023 02:35 PM (ppBhU) Posted by: Chipotle at September 05, 2023 02:35 PM (GwxCX) 461
BREAKING: United Airlines Grounds All Flights Nationwide
http://tinyurl.com/4v8jvy78 Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:33 PM (iFTx/) ===== They figured it out and got them going again, as of about 10 minutes ago. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 02:35 PM (DRSnL) 462
Bad Kitty Unleashed X:
FDA, CDC Hid Data on Spike in COVID Cases Among the Vaccinated: FOIA Documents Humetrix Cloud Services was contracted by the U.S. military to analyze vaccine data. Humetrix researchers found that the proportion of total COVID-19 cases among the seniors was increasingly comprised of vaccinated people, according to the newly disclosed documents. Humetrix shared the data with the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in August 2021. “It would have been nice to know [the military] was conducting this prior to now. Also might have been nice for CDC to share the data,” Dr. Peter Marks, one of the FDA officials, told colleagues in response. The FDA and CDC declined to comment. theEpochTimes (article) referenced Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 05, 2023 02:35 PM (GshMh) 463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEbmGa3_qU4
*** Korean girls? Some of the prettiest on the planet. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:35 PM (J2vNu) 464
"KJP just said that Biden will be wearing a mask indoors and urges others to get their vaccines updated. "
Go scissor your mother, you filthy dike dunce. And take that old dementia ridden dust bag with you. Posted by: Retort at September 05, 2023 02:35 PM (gChab) 465
During the flight, Finneran, a Wall Street investment banker, had been refused further alcoholic beverages when cabin crew determined he was intoxicated. After they thwarted his attempt to pour himself more, Finneran threatened one flight attendant with violence and attacked another one. He then went into the first-class compartment, which was also carrying Portuguese president Mário Soares and Argentinian foreign minister Guido di Tella and their security details. There, he climbed on a service trolley and defecated, using linen napkins to wipe himself, and later tracked and smeared his feces around the cabin.
Well, if you're gonna do it, I guess you might as well go whole-hog and be sure to include an unusual audience. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:35 PM (t0OGg) 466
To quote Jocko, "Good."
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 05, 2023 02:36 PM (Vu7A1) 467
"United resumes all flights after ground link" ... same link as above
Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2023 02:36 PM (Cus5s) 468
Over-ingesting Ivermectin leads to horse cock.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2023 02:36 PM (A6m7x) 469
How about Rachel Ziegler take one for the team with Covid?
Posted by: Disney at September 05, 2023 02:34 PM (Hkcdp) No, we need someone the world gives a sh*t about. Posted by: WEF at September 05, 2023 02:36 PM (EGPRf) 470
So United served the fish?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:36 PM (uOV2W) 471
after ground stop
Posted by: illiniwek at September 05, 2023 02:36 PM (Cus5s) 472
So do the lockdowns start before the student loan payback begin? I'm thinking there might be another pause because of covid panic.
Posted by: megthered at September 05, 2023 02:34 PM (4ssbR) ===== They need to hurry, then. I think payments resume next month. I paid mine off last week, before the interest starting accumulating again. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 02:36 PM (DRSnL) 473
Heard a Harley Davidson ad executive got fired for rogering his date on a balcony at Sturgis rally in full view of cat calling crowd below.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 05, 2023 02:37 PM (Snu1j) 474
465 During the flight, Finneran, a Wall Street investment banker, had been refused further alcoholic beverages when cabin crew determined he was intoxicated. After they thwarted his attempt to pour himself more, Finneran threatened one flight attendant with violence and attacked another one. He then went into the first-class compartment, which was also carrying Portuguese president Mário Soares and Argentinian foreign minister Guido di Tella and their security details. There, he climbed on a service trolley and defecated, using linen napkins to wipe himself, and later tracked and smeared his feces around the cabin.
Well, if you're gonna do it, I guess you might as well go whole-hog and be sure to include an unusual audience. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:35 PM (t0OGg) __________ If this happened today, there would be a dozen phone videos of it. That capability was rare in 1995. Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:37 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 05, 2023 02:37 PM (Vu7A1) 476
473 Heard a Harley Davidson ad executive got fired for rogering his date on a balcony at Sturgis rally in full view of cat calling crowd below.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 05, 2023 02:37 PM (Snu1j) Was that wrong? Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 02:37 PM (KbCG3) 477
Korean?
Nope, Japanese. From the now 10+ year old anime Macross Frontier. Yikes, Baby Metal some of their videos are ten years old... Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:37 PM (uOV2W) 478
413
2. The CDC's own website now confirms that 6 in 10 of those acquiring Covid at present are "vaccinated" and "boosted." For a while now the numbers have shown you are most likely to get the Coof shortly after getting a clot shot. Note, the medical establishment claims that means you are "unvaccinated" because nominally there is some period of time before "the protection" kicks in. The problem with that, of course, is it 100% fits the notion of the clot shot damaging your immune system. Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2023 02:28 PM (lc5cP) ________________________________ Oops. I read that wrong (mostly due to their obscuring language...probably purposefully) It's 6 in 10 fatalities in the present time from Covid are "vaccinated" and "bosted." Posted by: Orson at September 05, 2023 02:38 PM (dIske) 479
If this happened today, there would be a dozen phone videos of it. That capability was rare in 1995.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:37 PM (iFTx/) Have always wondered what would be the most viral moment of all time. I think thousands of cell phone videos of Kennedy getting his head blown off might be tops. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 02:38 PM (KbCG3) 480
Heard a Harley Davidson ad executive got fired for rogering his date on a balcony at Sturgis rally in full view of cat calling crowd below.
_________ There was a time when rogering your date on a balcony in full view of a crowd was a job requirement at Harley Davidson. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:38 PM (lf83v) 481
I need an edit button. I meant started, not starting.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 02:38 PM (DRSnL) 482
They figured it out and got them going again, as of about 10 minutes ago. Posted by: Jordan61 ----- Pause to stock all aircraft with immodium? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2023 02:38 PM (21vDQ) 483
With the economy the way it is, we couldn't make it on just gas station outlets. Airline catering seemed like a natural expansion path.
Posted by: Sushi-A-Go-Go at September 05, 2023 02:38 PM (a3Q+t) 484
My daughter just finished her chemo treatments. No one asked her anything about covid or shots. Shes unvaxxed and was going to refuse anyway.
My husband was in the hospital for almost 3 months and no one asked him or me if we were vaxxed. I wonder how fast that will change now. Posted by: megthered at September 05, 2023 02:39 PM (4ssbR) 485
__Korean girls? Some of the prettiest on the planet.__
Hell yeah brother https://youtu.be/1eq9F-t02GY?si=nwm3gSjxpgkH-4KS I'll be in my bunk Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 05, 2023 02:39 PM (+upyi) 486
473 Heard a Harley Davidson ad executive got fired for rogering his date on a balcony at Sturgis rally in full view of cat calling crowd below.
------------------- Why would they fire him for that? Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 02:39 PM (8Sqzu) 487
Cellphone video of flights on 9/11.
☹️ Posted by: Disney at September 05, 2023 02:39 PM (Hkcdp) 488
Because H-D has gone woke.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:40 PM (uOV2W) 489
Fact: There are 12 mistakes on the first page of Dr. Jill's dissertation. The first one occurs in the first sentence.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at September 05, 2023 02:40 PM (oxfMl) 490
I don't believe ANY politician took the jabs, even the ones purchased by Pfizer. They were all taking HCQ and/or Horse Dewormer.
Posted by: Danimal28 at September 05, 2023 02:40 PM (klw0w) 491
My daughter just finished her chemo treatments. No one asked her anything about covid or shots. Shes unvaxxed and was going to refuse anyway.
My husband was in the hospital for almost 3 months and no one asked him or me if we were vaxxed. I wonder how fast that will change now. Posted by: megthered at September 05, 2023 *** Yeah, I'm waiting for the guillotine blade to fall. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:40 PM (J2vNu) 492
They figured it out and got them going again, as of about 10 minutes ago.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 02:35 PM Is there anything else I can assist you with today? Posted by: Guptar Tech Support Bangladesh at September 05, 2023 02:40 PM (GwxCX) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:40 PM (lf83v) 494
Friday before the holiday, the Puddin administration rescinded Trump's rule allowing LNG to be transported by rail.
http://tinyurl.com/85zvtnat Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 05, 2023 02:41 PM (sWM8x) 495
Bad PR. This was circa 1980s
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 05, 2023 02:41 PM (f1uyw) 496
There was a time when rogering your date on a balcony in full view of a crowd was a job requirement at Harley Davidson.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:38 PM There was a time when their johnsons had to be like Harleys, you kicked them to start. Posted by: zombie FZ at September 05, 2023 02:41 PM (a3Q+t) 497
NY Post, 9/3, in part:
Mayor Bruce Knell detailed the destructive behavior of roughly 200 homeless people in Casper, WY who have been creating a “mess” throughout the streets and parks, as well as a closed motel where squatters left millions in property damage. “It’s like nothing I’ve ever seen,” Knell said. “It’s third-world country stuff happening in Casper, Wyoming.” Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 05, 2023 02:41 PM (GshMh) 498
"Heard a Harley Davidson ad executive got fired for rogering his date on a balcony at Sturgis rally in full view of cat calling crowd below.
_________ There was a time when rogering your date on a balcony in full view of a crowd was a job requirement at Harley Davidson." Now, it's the kind of thing that is only celebrated if gheys or trannos do it at Folsom Street Fair Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 05, 2023 02:41 PM (+upyi) 499
428 Taylor's first couple of singles on the country charts in the early years of the century were pretty darn good. After that she took off, her stuff didn't get played on country radio any more (and I stopped listening to it when "hick hop" became a thing), and I have no idea how good or bad her songwriting or singing is.
I understand she's appeared in some movies, I mean acting jobs. Dunno about those. Personally I've always wanted to see her play Nicole Kidman's daughter in something. They look quite a bit alike. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:30 PM (J2vNu) Most recently, she was in the news because she paid out over $50 million from her tour earnings as a bonus to everyone who worked on the tour - from dancers to tour equipment truck drivers. Some drivers received amounts as much as $100,000. Makes you wonder how much tour revenue she can be pulling in to pay out that kind of money. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 05, 2023 02:42 PM (/iWhV) 500
DO NOT look at the front page of Daily Mail right now
Posted by: DB - at September 05, 2023 02:42 PM (geLO8) 501
Have always wondered what would be the most viral moment of all time.
I think thousands of cell phone videos of Kennedy getting his head blown off might be tops. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 02:38 PM (KbCG3) Bud Dwyer has entered the chat. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 05, 2023 02:42 PM (PCeFT) 502
479 If this happened today, there would be a dozen phone videos of it. That capability was rare in 1995.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:37 PM (iFTx/) Have always wondered what would be the most viral moment of all time. I think thousands of cell phone videos of Kennedy getting his head blown off might be tops. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 02:38 PM (KbCG3) ______________ Those guillotine beheadings during the French Revolution would be very very popular Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:42 PM (iFTx/) 503
I honestly don't see Harley surviving the next 40 years.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 02:42 PM (8Sqzu) 504
I'll be in my bunk
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 05, 2023 02:39 PM (+upyi) ++++ It's astounding just how *many* of these huge girl groups that Korea can produce and somehow support. Boy bands, too. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 02:43 PM (t0OGg) 505
Those guillotine beheadings during the French Revolution would be very very popular
Especially the roly poly heads with eyes still blinking... Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:43 PM (uOV2W) 506
DO NOT look at the front page of Daily Mail right now
Posted by: DB - at September 05, 2023 02:42 PM (geLO8 Hideous pig. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:43 PM (Zz0t1) 507
. . . Most recently, [Taylor Swift] was in the news because she paid out over $50 million from her tour earnings as a bonus to everyone who worked on the tour - from dancers to tour equipment truck drivers. Some drivers received amounts as much as $100,000.
Makes you wonder how much tour revenue she can be pulling in to pay out that kind of money. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 05, 2023 *** Applause for Miss Swift, then. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:43 PM (J2vNu) 508
503 I honestly don't see Harley surviving the next 40 years.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 02:42 PM (8Sqzu) _______ It already doesn't. It's not a motorcycle company anymore. It's a merchandizing and branding company. Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:43 PM (iFTx/) 509
At this point Disney might welcome Rachel Zegler getting some flesh eating disease just so they can redo the movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:44 PM (uOV2W) 510
It would be a shame if "Doctor" Jill got Covid again and again. If nothing else, she can keep banging Hunter for a while.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 05, 2023 02:44 PM (d2bW3) 511
Dammit, DB.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 05, 2023 02:44 PM (kjOVp) Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 05, 2023 02:44 PM (+upyi) 513
DO NOT look at the front page of Daily Mail right now
Posted by: DB - at September 05, 2023 02:42 PM (geLO8 ===== LOL. There's another one in their sidebar of Mooch. She's more covered up though. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 05, 2023 02:44 PM (DRSnL) 514
Have always wondered what would be the most viral moment of all time. I think thousands of cell phone videos of Kennedy getting his head blown off might be tops. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer Oh, the humanity! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2023 02:45 PM (63Dwl) 515
I read that as "Applesauce for Miss Swift."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2023 02:45 PM (uOV2W) Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 05, 2023 02:45 PM (8fpTj) 517
504 It's astounding just how *many* of these huge girl groups that Korea can produce and somehow support. Boy bands, too.
huge girl groups, you say? Posted by: lizzo, noted huge girl at September 05, 2023 02:45 PM (sGtp+) 518
>>> DO NOT look at the front page of Daily Mail right now
Posted by: DB - at September 05, 2023 02:42 PM (geLO8 Hideous pig. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden Every Obama woman is really unattractive. Just skanks. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 05, 2023 02:45 PM (d2bW3) 519
It already doesn't. It's not a motorcycle company anymore. It's a merchandizing and branding company.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:43 PM Didn't they just do a partnership with Butt Lite? Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 02:45 PM (GwxCX) 520
I honestly don't see Harley surviving the next 40 years.
Posted by: Puddinhead ------- Heh. Their electric Harley went over with a thud. It's as if the marketing people do not know their customers, AMF redux. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2023 02:45 PM (21vDQ) 521
DO NOT look at the front page of Daily Mail right now
Posted by: DB - at September 05, 2023 *** Hot, but sleazy. ** Makes "call me" gesture to Claudia ** Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:45 PM (J2vNu) 522
I honestly don't see Harley surviving the next 40 years.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 02:42 PM (8Sqzu) The Livewire electric motorcycle will save the Harley. Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at September 05, 2023 02:46 PM (aD39U) 523
sorry
Posted by: DB - at September 05, 2023 02:46 PM (geLO8) 524
LOL. There's another one in their sidebar of Mooch. She's more covered up though.
__________ There's also a story about Casey's Affleck's smoking hot girlfriend. A recommended antidote to the Obama eye poison. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:46 PM (lf83v) 525
NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1) 526
It already doesn't. It's not a motorcycle company anymore. It's a merchandizing and branding company.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 02:43 PM I've noticed that some Harley fans will buy anything that has Harley attached to it. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 02:46 PM (GwxCX) 527
DO NOT look at the front page of Daily Mail right now
Posted by: DB - at September 05, 2023 02:42 PM (geLO ![]() She has all her mother's grace, charm and fashion sense. Posted by: spindrift at September 05, 2023 02:46 PM (EGPRf) 528
DO NOT look at the front page of Daily Mail right now
__________ I guess they don't have salad bars or aerobics classes at USC. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 05, 2023 02:47 PM (lf83v) 529
My favorite horror movie is "Cabin in the Woods." More comedy than horror.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 05, 2023 *** Very clever film. And it contains a moment I've always wanted to see in a movie: A unicorn, instead of being a gentle loveable creature, stabs someone in the chest with his horn. Good work! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:47 PM (J2vNu) 530
DO NOT look at the front page of Daily Mail right now
Posted by: DB That's pretty damn impressive. Took me 60 years to get a body like that. She did it in only 22 years. Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2023 02:47 PM (A6m7x) 531
499 Most recently, she was in the news because she paid out over $50 million from her tour earnings as a bonus to everyone who worked on the tour - from dancers to tour equipment truck drivers. Some drivers received amounts as much as $100,000.
Makes you wonder how much tour revenue she can be pulling in to pay out that kind of money. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 05, 2023 02:42 PM ------------- I wondered why Jay-Z and Springsteen both quickly cancelled shows in Philly following the announcement of Swift shelling out the big buck for her crews. They could afford it, too. Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 05, 2023 02:48 PM (GshMh) Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2023 02:49 PM (R38qh) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2023 02:49 PM (1vJmm) 534
DO NOT look at the front page of Daily Mail right now
Posted by: DB * That's pretty damn impressive. Took me 60 years to get a body like that. She did it in only 22 years. Posted by: rickb223 at September 05, 2023 *** The pics of Claudia Conway are pretty hot. Is that who you mean? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 02:50 PM (J2vNu) 535
Nood masks
Posted by: Iris at September 05, 2023 02:50 PM (NaH5I) 536
I like the idea of a President not considering the White House home. Kinda novel not slapping my forehead when that guy speaks for once.
Posted by: Ben Sears at September 05, 2023 02:55 PM (Qpf3u) 537
375 >Like fucking a bucket of lincoln logs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 02:21 PM (zZu0s) The AoSHQ Style Guide says "a leather bag of antlers" Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 05, 2023 02:23 PM (6YH05) All meat and no taters Posted by: tit lover at September 05, 2023 03:34 PM (JNTt1) 538
Despite being vaxxed to the max
COVID came back to the First Battleaxe. Another positive test For the scoldy old pest. “Safe and effective!” claim the Big Pharma flacks. Posted by: Bluesman at September 05, 2023 03:53 PM (u5pzi) 539
to make it more secure "in a good way."
I wouldn't mind them making it "more secure" in what he considers a "bad way." I'm presuming that would entail bars on all the exits and an orange jumpsuit so they can better "protect" him. Posted by: GWB at September 05, 2023 05:41 PM (B7IC7) 540
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