Spies Who Lie: One of the Former Intelligence Officers Who Signed the Psyops Disinformation Hunter Biden Letter Subsequently Hid The Fact That She Then Landed a Job at <i>Twitter's "Truth and Safety Council" -- Twitter's Department of Censorship!</i>

Spies Who Lie: One of the Former Intelligence Officers Who Signed the Psyops Disinformation Hunter Biden Letter Subsequently Hid The Fact That She Then Landed a Job at Twitter's "Truth and Safety Council" -- Twitter's Department of Censorship!

Guys, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think the CIA is a enemy intelligence service that does not seek to defend the citizens of the United States, but to subjugate them.

A former CIA agent who signed the October 2020 open letter that dismissed The Post's bombshell reporting on Hunter Biden's laptop emails as Russian disinformation worked on policy enforcement at Twitter as recently as last year and did not disclose her role to Congress, new "Twitter Files" reporting shows.
Nada Bakos alerted her senior policy team -- including now-former Twitter head of trust and safety Yoel Roth -- that her photograph was one of 20 on The Post's March 19, 2022, cover highlighting 51 former intelligence officials who cast doubt on the authenticity of the laptop, according to an email sent the same day and obtained by independent journalist Texas Lindsay.
"Hi All -- I wanted to make you aware of the NYPost cover that I was 'featured' on related to the Oct 2020 story about Hunter Biden's emails when he was on the Board of the Ukrainian Gas company, Burisma and a letter signed by 100s of former IC officials," Bakos wrote in an email that listed her title as a senior policy domain specialist of site integrity.
The Post coverA former CIA agent who signed a letter that dismissed The Post's bombshell reporting on Hunter Biden's laptop emails as Russian disinformation worked on policy enforcement at Twitter.
"(Twitter also banned the NYPost for the story at the time)," she added. "Given my Policy role (and currently doing enforcement) across CHA-O, I didn't want this to come as a surprise. I don't /haven't publicly acknowledged working for Twitter and locked down my Linkedin."
"I have no plans to respond/make a statement or acknowledge the piece," she told the team.
Shortly after, Bakos switched her LinkedIn account to private and locked her profile on Twitter, now known as X.
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Neither Bakos nor X immediately responded to a request for comment. After purchasing the social media company last year, billionaire Elon Musk purged top executives and dissolved the trust and safety team.
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The ex-CIA counterterrorism analyst worked under former agency head Michael Morell, who helped author the now-infamous letter seeking to discredit laptop emails that showed Hunter Biden had introduced his father, then-Vice President Joe Biden, to a Ukrainian business partner, according to congressional testimony he gave earlier this year.
In April, the former CIA director told members of the House Judiciary Committee in private sworn testimony that he had been "triggered" to write the intelligence letter by then-Biden senior campaign official Antony Blinken, now secretary of state.
Bakos also helped draft the intelligence letter, but the email address she used with other former officials was redacted in communications forwarded to House lawmakers, according to a source familiar with the matter.

Wow. She's an unattractive, unhappy, graceless woman who looks like she's about as much fun as a sack of assholes.

Her chin looks like the Kool-Aid Man busting through a wall.

Imma need a minute to process this, guys. I did not see this one coming.

Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM

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1 Top!

Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2023 12:04 PM (nfrXX)

2 TGIF Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 01, 2023 12:05 PM (t/2Uw)

3 It has been a hellish week.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 01, 2023 12:05 PM (t/2Uw)

4 She looks a lot like how one would picture a "Karen".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2023 12:05 PM (N39Ws)

5 Wow. She's an unattractive, unhappy, graceless woman who looks like she's about as much fun as a sack of assholes.

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I bet she's rise to a Waffle House 6 with a smile.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

6 Slanted journalism.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2023 12:06 PM (nfrXX)

7 She seems nice.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:06 PM (0chEi)

8 Hey, unattractive bag of assholes have feeling too!

Or maybe not.

Posted by: Charles Martel at September 01, 2023 12:06 PM (VBKyf)

9 Wow. She's an unattractive, unhappy, graceless woman who looks like she's about as much fun as a sack of assholes.

Buttigieg jokes in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 12:06 PM (I/Qkd)

10 TGIF!

I got most posts for fri and monday done last night. I worked until midnight, but my four day weekend has begun.

Meanwhile you guys are at work, like suckers.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:06 PM (KRtlO)

11 Out of all the acts of govt perfidy of recent years, the Psyops Disinformation Hunter Biden Letter is the one that pisses me off most. Don't know why.

Posted by: gp Shakes Your Milkdrink at September 01, 2023 12:07 PM (MvF+J)

12 At least Valerie Plame was hawt.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:07 PM (xTRSc)

13 >>>I bet she's rise to a Waffle House 6 with a smile.

More evidence that most of the male readers here are prisoners.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:07 PM (KRtlO)

14 I got most posts for fri and monday done last night. I worked until midnight, but my four day weekend has begun.

Meanwhile you guys are at work, like suckers.

*looks smugly at retirement papers*

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 12:07 PM (I/Qkd)

15 Can you say Color Revolution?

Sure you can.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 12:07 PM (ZLI7S)

16 There is no such thing as an ex-CIA agent.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2023 12:07 PM (2tUFv)

17 Talk about a woman who needs a pork chop necklace.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:07 PM (0chEi)

18 It looks like she survived a collision with an ugly tree.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 12:07 PM (HfNu5)

19 >>>11 Out of all the acts of govt perfidy of recent years, the Psyops Disinformation Hunter Biden Letter is the one that pisses me off most. Don't know why.

well it's an act of war by a major faction of the US government against its people. So it's a big deal.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:08 PM (KRtlO)

20 [i Wow. She's an unattractive, unhappy, graceless woman who looks like she's about as much fun as a sack of assholes.

All these wymyn seem to have huge jaws/chins.

Posted by: BignJames at September 01, 2023 12:08 PM (AwYPR)

21 Have a good weekend, Ace. Ride that Vespa to your heart’s content.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:08 PM (xTRSc)

22 I love what I do, champ, and the weather is great. The only sucker here is Elon.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 01, 2023 12:08 PM (MkuIB)

23 She looks a lot like how one would picture a "Karen".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2023 12:05 PM (N39Ws)

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She sure does. Jeez.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 12:08 PM (DRSnL)

24 about as much fun as a sack of assholes.

Where?

Posted by: Pete BootyJizz at September 01, 2023 12:09 PM (ynpvh)

25 >>>17 Talk about a woman who needs a pork chop necklace.

I was trying to think of a good "couldn't get laid in a kennel with a pocket full of snausages" joke but they were just basically the same as the joke everyone knows already.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:09 PM (KRtlO)

26 Feds Feds Everywhere, and all the boards did shrink...

Posted by: XTC at September 01, 2023 12:09 PM (UnA8+)

27 Wow. She's an unattractive, unhappy, graceless woman who looks like she's about as much fun as a sack of assholes.

Buttigieg jokes in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Archimedes

about as much fun as a sack of assholes.
Where?
Posted by: Pete BootyJizz

Took longer than I expected.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 12:10 PM (I/Qkd)

28 Butter would not melt in her mouth.

She's a $.25 beer night at the VFW Closing Time special, as sung by Mickey Gilley.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2023 12:10 PM (4I/2K)

29 All these wymyn seem to have huge jaws/chins.
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The bigger the mandible...

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:10 PM (0chEi)

30 I hit the tip jar for "she's about as much fun as a sack of assholes." That's a keeper.

Posted by: gp Shakes Your Milkdrink at September 01, 2023 12:10 PM (MvF+J)

31 10 TGIF!

I got most posts for fri and monday done last night. I worked until midnight, but my four day weekend has begun.

Meanwhile you guys are at work, like suckers.
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:06 PM (KRtlO)

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Well,..."work".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

32 CIA delenda est

Posted by: Methos at September 01, 2023 12:10 PM (Dnobf)

33 16 There is no such thing as an ex-CIA agent.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

*Patrick McGoohan has entered the chat

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 01, 2023 12:10 PM (ccncM)

34 We sure that's a woman?

That's a pretty sizable jaw.

Posted by: XTC at September 01, 2023 12:10 PM (UnA8+)

35 It's corruption, nepotism, and treason all the way down.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:10 PM (ynpvh)

36 And, Ace, get some sleep, dammit! That’s an order.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:10 PM (xTRSc)

37 Spies Who Lie: One of the Former Intelligence Officers

I've already spotted the first lie!

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2023 12:10 PM (ptElO)

38 I'd hit it. After I sniffed her.

Posted by: Robert L. Peters at September 01, 2023 12:11 PM (5fDan)

39 Don't be so hasty to judge, Ace! A man can get a lot of entertainment out of a sack of assholes.

Posted by: Ed Gein at September 01, 2023 12:11 PM (TYbhT)

40 Ace
You take on a sack of assholes as if They are going to take the comparison with a traitor needing to hanged sitting down.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 01, 2023 12:11 PM (QLZ6u)

41 looks like she's about as much fun as a sack of assholes.
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Where does that leave us??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 12:11 PM (krqg6)

42 25 >>>17 Talk about a woman who needs a pork chop necklace.

I was trying to think of a good "couldn't get laid in a kennel with a pocket full of snausages" joke but they were just basically the same as the joke everyone knows already.
Posted by: ace
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I am honored that you would speak to me. Thanks.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:11 PM (0chEi)

43 She's a man..baby.

Posted by: Austin Powers pump at September 01, 2023 12:11 PM (6q6RM)

44 The Democrats Propaganda Ministry is filled with former Government Deep State people.

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2023 12:11 PM (+r76i)

45 Is that Rosie O'Donnell's daughter?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2023 12:11 PM (V8he0)

46 sack of assholes

The correct nomenclature is "Congress". Congress.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 12:12 PM (I/Qkd)

47 The subtext of pretty much all of John Le Carre's novels - based on the fact that he had been involved in the business - is that you have to be psycologically messed up to ever get involved with spying in the first place, and you have to be an extremely devious psychological manipulator to ever get good at it. And this is why ALL spies lie, ALL spies are open to working for the "other side" at any given time, ALL spies manipulate their own people as much as the nominal enemy, and NO spies should ever be trusted.

A self selected class of people who are at best, deeply amoral, and at worst, pathologically evil.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2023 12:12 PM (i9ffA)

48 >>The only sucker here is Elon.

How so? This happened before Elon bought Twitter. She's gone now and so are dozens more like her from the CIA, FBI, State and other government agencies.

Musk buying Twitter might turn out to be one of the most consequential things to happen to this country in a long, long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 12:12 PM (ZLI7S)

49 42 I am honored that you would speak to me. Thanks.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:11 PM (0chEi)

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Now that you have his attention, tell him about Ghost Ship and Babe: Pig in the City!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

50 >>>I am honored that you would speak to me. Thanks.

thank you but that's silly. Also, I have responded to you in a comment two or three times just this week.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:12 PM (KRtlO)

51 There is no such thing as an ex-CIA agent.
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This.

So much this.

And it's so disheartening to know how corporations have been taken over by alphabet agency employees with either CEO level power or veto-power over CEOs. We're allowed a glimpse every once in a while, like the Budweiser guy or the twitter files stuff.

We've been screwed for decades and haven't known it. Not really. Not at the level that really exists. Heck, we still don't know 1/10th of it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:12 PM (rCyBc)

52 Is that Rosie O'Donnell's daughter?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2023 12:11 PM (V8he0)

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Her kids are all adopted. Even the turkey baster won't go near her.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 12:12 PM (DRSnL)

53 I'd hit it, too, poorly tho, and then laugh

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (MkuIB)

54 Channeling Mannix:

"This frumpy hatchet-faced brunette in shapeless clothing would like to speak with your manager."

Posted by: spindrift at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (y3wha)

55 52 Is that Rosie O'Donnell's daughter?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2023 12:11 PM (V8he0)

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Her kids are all adopted. Even the turkey baster won't go near her.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 12:12 PM (DRSnL)

:::insert "That's the WRONG hole joke here:::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (ynpvh)

56 20 [i Wow. She's an unattractive, unhappy, graceless woman who looks like she's about as much fun as a sack of assholes.

All these wymyn seem to have huge jaws/chins.
Posted by: BignJames at September 01, 2023 12:08 PM (AwYPR)
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I think the technical medical term is "Marcotte's syndrome."

Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (brAQZ)

57 Slanted journalism.
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No yellow!

Posted by: Hunter at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (krqg6)

58 And those SHOES! Awful!

Posted by: Johnny in the Control Tower at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (5fDan)

59 That's a pretty sizable jaw.

Can she deadlift a car? Look at the traps, man- the traps are where t's at.

Posted by: Michelle at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (ptElO)

60 >>>53 I'd hit it, too, poorly tho, and then laugh

you guys know you're allowed to not bang something, right?

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (KRtlO)

61 Nada Bakos. No bakos. We are out of bakos. Maybe next week.

Posted by: gp Shakes Your Milkdrink at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (MvF+J)

62 If you're going to subjugate the population you gotta' have eyes "everywhere."

- Old Soviet proverb -

Probably

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)

63 Conspiracy to deprive US citizens of their rights. Moles in all the big tech companies to execute this plan. Sounds like sedition and treason against the Constitution to me. Helicopters when?

🚁🤸🤸🤸

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (GuctO)

64 The CIA, like its predecessor the OSS, is full of people who are loyal to a system of government other than ours.

Commies.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (7zEAH)

65 I got most posts for fri and monday done last night. I worked until midnight, but my four day weekend has begun.

Meanwhile you guys are at work, like suckers.

*looks smugly at retirement papers*
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 12:07 PM (I/Qkd)

Zoom meetings (which are frequently on my work schedule) are as close as one can to getting paid while doing almost nothing…. It’s like a 4-day weekend or semi-retirement. Go on mute; turn off camera…. Passively listen on the small chance your name is mentioned…. And post on AoS!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (Q/v9F)

66 That's NOT a picture of Kvetchin Gretchen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (QhFOu)

67 Lying is what spies do. That and giving themselves unaccountable power over everyone else.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (xcxpd)

68 Her chin looks like the Kool-Aid Man busting through a wall

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (KRtlO)

69 you guys know you're allowed to not bang something, right?
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (KRtlO)

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No. They don't.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (DRSnL)

70 60 >>>53 I'd hit it, too, poorly tho, and then laugh

you guys know you're allowed to not bang something, right?
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (KRtlO)

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I had no idea!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

71 I'll bet you dollars to donuts she munches rugs. Any takers?

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

72 Meanwhile you guys are at work, like suckers.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:06 PM (KRtlO)

Well, I have to be here at work so that I can afford to hit the tip jar, Ace!

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (yACxx)

73 Now that you have his attention, tell him about Ghost Ship and Babe: Pig in the City!
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Well Ghost Ship is well known to all cultured people. The disaster of Babe-Pig In The City I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Horrible and Hideous.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (0chEi)

74 I was trying to think of a good "couldn't get laid in a kennel with a pocket full of snausages" joke but they were just basically the same as the joke everyone knows already.
Posted by: ace

******

Yep. The old familiar:
"Couldn't get ____ at a ____ with a ____ full of ____s."

(arrested, police academy, grocery cart, donuts)

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (991eG)

75 10 Thanks Ace, but it's a living

Beats starving anyway

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2023 12:15 PM (+r76i)

76 I saw Bag of Assholes open for Grifting Cucks at the KFC center on '03.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2023 12:15 PM (z8X7p)

77 53 I'd hit it, too, poorly tho, and then laugh

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (MkuIB)

https://youtu.be/i0GW0Vnr9Yc?si=_g_aISCblsVnlG2e

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:15 PM (ynpvh)

78 16 There is no such thing as an ex-CIA agent.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2023 12:07 PM (2tUFv)

Yeah, 100% this. She may not draw a CIA paycheck (or she still might, who knows), but she was CLEARLY working for or with the CIA at the same time she worked for Twitter.

Also, what exactly is a "senior policy domain specialist of site integrity" and how was she qualified for that job?

Wait, don't tell me -- it's actually a no show job, and she was there to make sure Twitter did what they were told.

I wonder how many "former CIA agents" work at all major US corporations?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:15 PM (mj0Qp)

79 First time for me today, but I have no wish to see her naked.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:15 PM (gW8uW)

80 >>>Well, I have to be here at work so that I can afford to hit the tip jar, Ace!

well then I approve. You are no sucker. You are a pillar upholding civilization itself!

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:15 PM (KRtlO)

81 >>Well,..."work".

Just killing time talking to morons and waiting for my ride to Block.

I might even rent a Vespa just to laugh at it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)

82 Just looking this broad I get a heavy dose of bitch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2023 12:15 PM (Q4IgG)

83

Ace:

I saw her coming. It was a film about rabid possums having intercourse with a bee hive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (x0n13)

84 you guys know you're allowed to not bang something, right?

That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (V8he0)

85 "ex-cia"

right, go ahead and pull the other one...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (KZaqS)

86 Oh wait...I see that subject is pretty well exhausted already

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (gW8uW)

87 >>>I am honored that you would speak to me. Thanks.

thank you but that's silly. Also, I have responded to you in a comment two or three times just this week.

Puddin's just brownnosing, Ace. The Uriah Heep gambit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (xTRSc)

88 The actions of the left and media and federal government (but I repeat myself) when Musk bought twitter were very telling. And he's not even on our side. But that he isn't entirely on their side meant that he had to be destroyed and his corporations attacked.

Even now the feds are trying to damage him because he obeyed federal law.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (rCyBc)

89 81 >>Well,..."work".

Just killing time talking to morons and waiting for my ride to Block.

I might even rent a Vespa just to laugh at it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)

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I'm jabbering at people who actually do work to do work, and then coming back here to share my pale excuses for witticisms with the world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

90 "(Twitter also banned the NYPost for the story at the time)," she added. "Given my Policy role (and currently doing enforcement) across CHA-O, I didn't want this to come as a surprise. I don't /haven't publicly acknowledged working for Twitter and locked down my Linkedin."

"I have no plans to respond/make a statement or acknowledge the piece," she told the team.
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The implication is clear: "and neither will you, if you know what's good for you."

So a spook involved in psyops and sitting in a position of information control authority over one of the major communications platforms refuses to acknowledge that she is a spook publicly - and puts her team on blast to make sure none of *them* accidentally do so.

#AmericanGovernance

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (t0OGg)

91 Zoom meetings (which are frequently on my work schedule) are as close as one can to getting paid while doing almost nothing…. It’s like a 4-day weekend or semi-retirement. Go on mute; turn off camera…. Passively listen on the small chance your name is mentioned…. And post on AoS!!

There are other options to pass the time.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (I/Qkd)

92 Laid in a kennel?

Who are we, Dana perino?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (z8X7p)

93 Whitmer, Hochul, and this one, standing around the cauldron, boilin' and a bubblin'.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (0EOe9)

94 I went back and looked at her photo… she had man hands. - Jerry Seinfeld

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (Q/v9F)

95 Bakos also helped draft the intelligence letter, but the email address she used with other former officials was redacted in communications forwarded to House lawmakers, according to a source familiar with the matter.
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Of course it was.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

96 I get to go to a birthday party for a two year old tomorrow. Will be the highlight of my weekend.As the theme is trucks, I bought a tshirt with a truck and cowboys on it. The truck for my grandson and the cowboy for me.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 01, 2023 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)

97 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:17 PM (IXZGh)

98 71 I'll bet you dollars to donuts she munches rugs. Any takers?

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

Even the carpet pythons would avoid her.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

99 Imma need a minute to process this, guys. I did not see this one coming.
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*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

100 50 >>>I am honored that you would speak to me. Thanks.

thank you but that's silly. Also, I have responded to you in a comment two or three times just this week.
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:12 PM (KRtlO)
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GET A ROOM

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

101 I'm old enough to remember when the CIA was not allowed to operate domestically.

Instead, they got the Aussies and Brits to do it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:17 PM (gW8uW)

102 Guys, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think the CIA is a enemy intelligence service that does not seek to defend the citizens of the United States, but to subjugate them.
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GASP!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

103 After multiple decades in the DOD and IC, I can say that usually about year 10, the big separation begins. There are those who are operationally brilliant and do the day to day grunt jobs of Intel. Then there are those who cannot cut it, for many reasons not all of which are bad. They move into Admin and Support roles. And here is where you find the political assholes. Or, as we used to say, the shit sinks to the bottom pretty quickly.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2023 12:17 PM (hv9bm)

104 (mauled, bear preserve, Camelbak™, honey)

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2023 12:17 PM (991eG)

105 was a film about rabid possums having intercourse with a bee hive.

The first one or the sequel?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 01, 2023 12:18 PM (yMhwm)

106 94 I went back and looked at her photo… she had man hands. - Jerry Seinfeld
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (Q/v9F)

The Crying Game, or as my momma called it, The Crying SHAME.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2023 12:18 PM (x0n13)

107 She's definitely no Valeria Plame.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2023 12:18 PM (QhFOu)

108 With God as my witness, I thought Commie turkeys could fly!!

🚁
🦃 🤸
🤾🏽 🦃

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 12:18 PM (krqg6)

109 There were years when I would have settled for a sack of assholes.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 01, 2023 12:18 PM (almys)

110 105 was a film about rabid possums having intercourse with a bee hive.

The first one or the sequel?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 01, 2023 12:18 PM (yMhwm)

Part Deux.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2023 12:18 PM (x0n13)

111 This Afternoon Arterton goes out to Huck Follywood:

https://tinyurl.com/mudjf8x7

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (LvTSG)

112 How is this not election interference when all of 51 that signed the letter knew this was a lie?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (NpAcC)

113 There are other options to pass the time.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (I/Qkd)

Even as I posted, I knew that was coming… Horde mind LoL

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (Q/v9F)

114 107 She's definitely no Valeria Plame.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2023 12:18 PM (QhFOu)

Same Joo-hatred, no Miss Clairol for Aryans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (x0n13)

115 96 I get to go to a birthday party for a two year old tomorrow. Will be the highlight of my weekend.As the theme is trucks, I bought a tshirt with a truck and cowboys on it. The truck for my grandson and the cowboy for me.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 01, 2023 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)

Reminds me of my older one. When he was small, his Grandma was visiting and the trash trucks came by. He pointed out the window:
"Look, ganma, Dum Fucks!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (ynpvh)

116 But guys, we can't talk about eliminating the CIA or the FBI.

If we did that, there might be turmoil in the Middle East. Thousands of illegals may start invading our southern border.

Drugs would fill our streets!

Crime would get out of control.

Hell, our government may even be vulnerable...oh, I get it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (KbCG3)

117 10 TGIF!

I got most posts for fri and monday done last night. I worked until midnight, but my four day weekend has begun.

Meanwhile you guys are at work, like suckers.
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:06 PM (KRtlO)
_________

Not I, young un. I am a happily retired Olde Pharte. In fact, I just checked to be sure my pension hit.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (brAQZ)

118 112 How is this not election interference when all of 51 that signed the letter knew this was a lie?
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (NpAcC)

Because election interference is a meaningless phrase only lobbed in one direction.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (mj0Qp)

119 you guys know you're allowed to not bang something, right?

-

This is what is maybe so crazy about the whole GRRRL POWRRRR / feminist silliness.

Women hold *tremendous* power over men. Always have. And feminists continually try to convince young ladies to give that power up. And it's an overwhelming power that they don't even have to work at or improve or particularly even try with. it just exists.

Give that natural power up, ladies. Because it will make you more powerful. Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (rCyBc)

120 111 This Afternoon Arterton goes out to Huck Follywood:

https://tinyurl.com/mudjf8x7
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (LvTSG)

Nipples. Bendy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (xcxpd)

121 She's definitely no Valeria Plame.

I had forgotten about her. She bears a more than passing resemblance to my minister.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (I/Qkd)

122 Government lies, I'll start:

The CIA doesn't spy on US citizens.
The tax system is voluntary.
Climate change is our biggest threat.
Covid didn't come from a lab.
The US didn't pay for covid.
AIDS will run rampant in heterosexuals.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (MeG8a)

123 (sideswiped, demolition derby, bumper, FJB stickers)

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (991eG)

124 Meanwhile you guys are at work, like suckers.
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:06 PM (KRtlO)

Well...government work. It's not like real jobs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (xcxpd)

125 Is he serious about that, because that’s not my job.

Posted by: 13 Hours CIA Agent at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (almys)

126 How is this not election interference when all of 51 that signed the letter knew this was a lie?
Posted by: redridinghood

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Because after the election was over no one was denying that all 51 knew it was a lie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (rCyBc)

127 108 With God as my witness, I thought Commie turkeys could fly!!

🚁
🦃 🤸
🤾🏽 🦃
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 12:18 PM (krqg6)

"Hay maravilloso!"

- - Aerolineas Pinochet

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (x0n13)

128 And here I thought the CIA were by charter prohibited from being involved in espionage domestically. Jeepers Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (0chEi)

129 When you get the sack of assholes but you find out later they forgot to add the ranch dipping sauce...

Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (ISEAQ)

130 ... She Then Landed a Job at Twitter's "Truth and Safety Council" -- Twitter's Department of Censorship!

----------

Nina Jancowicz hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:21 PM (f6UzA)

131 you guys know you're allowed to not bang something, right?

Now he tells us.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 01, 2023 12:21 PM (2/sPZ)

132
So, translate that "self disclosure" to Twitter at the time for me. Is she saying, "Yeah, that Intel letter was shit and I was part of it. Now I'm here, laying low. Just so you know . . ." ??

Posted by: Sphynx at September 01, 2023 12:21 PM (P6qMv)

133 122 Government lies, I'll start:

The CIA doesn't spy on US citizens.
The tax system is voluntary.
Climate change is our biggest threat.
Covid didn't come from a lab.
The US didn't pay for covid.
AIDS will run rampant in heterosexuals.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (MeG8a)

"I did not see that coming"

- - Kamala Harris not paying attention

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2023 12:21 PM (x0n13)

134 AIDS will run rampant in heterosexuals.

--

hahahaha, I forgot about that one.

Monkeypox, too. Man, that sure did disappear quickly, didn't it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:21 PM (rCyBc)

135 At cia.gov/about:

"Our mission is straightforward but critical: leverage the power of information to keep our Nation safe."

At their obligatory DEI page:

"Diversity is really about mission at the end of the day."

Posted by: gp Shakes Your Milkdrink at September 01, 2023 12:21 PM (MvF+J)

136 I wish would could put some of these Twitter / Facebook / Google / etc. execs under a truth serum an finally get the real story.

Were these companies controlled by alphabet agencies from the beginning? Did they organically become what they are, then the agencies stepped in?

How much of what they do is dictated to them by the government, and how much is based on actual business decisions?

I think we'd be gobsmacked by the real answers.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (mj0Qp)

137 OT: Portland schools take the next inevitable step (which other school districts are considering):

Portland Public Schools is considering moving to an “equitable grading system,” in which teachers assess students’ work while considering their diverse background needs to promote fairness in the classroom.

Different grading standards for different racial groups, in other words.

Going forward, anytime you have to interact with a professional who was born after 2000 or so, it is going to be increasingly important to try to use Asian professionals - Asian doctors, Asian attorneys, Asian whatever. You know that they've been discriminated against throughout their schooling, been discriminated against in hiring, and yet managed to achieve considerable success.

As we increasingly adopt a racial caste system, you need to select the right caste to do business with.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (2tUFv)

138 "I did not see that coming"
- - Kamala Harris not paying attention
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2023 12:21 PM (x0n13)
++++
Heh

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (t0OGg)

139 I remember when my S2 chief retired and got a job with some engineering company, the one that begins with a B and has a big globe in front of it's HQ. And I thought "gee, it was only a couple years ago Gunny (reverted officer) could have got an honest job with somebody like Air America".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (0EOe9)

140 48 Musk buying Twitter might turn out to be one of the most consequential things to happen to this country in a long, long time.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 12:12 PM (ZLI7S)

Until he put WEF stooge Linda "Yaccety Yacc" Yaccarino in charge of it.

Posted by: XTC at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (UnA8+)

141 you guys know you're allowed to not bang something, right?
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (KRtlO)

=========

I had no idea!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

This new learning amazes me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (4I/2K)

142 We are all making fun of Bakos' looks, but the reality is she is a JM 7 in the pantheon of sad, frustrated, diversity-hire, man-hating, fun-as-assholes leftwing women. I have seen much, much worse.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

143 Safeway is still looking to hire cheese specialists in NoVa.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (xTRSc)

144 I don't Hunter would hit that thing.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (0chEi)

145 Musk is trapped by regulatory capture. He won't survive Election Day 24 if he is not 100% on board.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (MkuIB)

146
Sounds like sedition and treason against the Constitution to me. Helicopters when?

Country is Kaput. Dead moose out front should have told ya.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (63Dwl)

147 And here I thought the CIA were by charter prohibited from being involved in espionage domestically.

--

Domestically means in one specific home.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (rCyBc)

148 I saw Bag of Assholes open for Grifting Cucks at the KFC center on '03.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2023 12:15 PM (z8X7p)

was that before or after they toured with Butthole Surfers?

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (KZaqS)

149 If ace knows one thing, it's shelving. Shelving SICK BURNS so he can later use them on you as one might use something on a shelf!!

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (JRS5l)

150 Monkeypox, too. Man, that sure did disappear quickly, didn't it?

Too many adopted children in gay households were getting it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (2tUFv)

151 Every bit of what they've been doing is unconstitutional, but no one will do a damn thing about it.

Except sleeve roll or write a sternly worded letter.

We're f*cked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (IXZGh)

152 Wow. She's an unattractive, unhappy, graceless woman who looks like she's about as much fun as a sack of assholes.
- ace

All these wymyn seem to have huge jaws/chins.
Posted by: BignJames

I had to read BignJames' post twice. I initially read it as huge jugs/tight bonus holes.

I should prolly delete my gold membership at pr0nhub. /sarc

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (3CCua)

153 Anthony Fauci to George Will in 1988, "by 1991 10% of the heterosexual population will be HIV positive."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (QhFOu)

154 Ham and egger. Heavy on the ham.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (nnp+f)

155 When you get the sack of assholes but you find out later they forgot to add the ranch dipping sauce...
Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (ISEAQ)

The "flaming" sack of assholes always comes with bleu cheese...

Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (K+UlC)

156 GET A ROOM

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

I laughed.

Posted by: Louie 3 fingers at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (/IjJv)

157 153 Anthony Fauci to George Will in 1988, "by 1991 10% of the heterosexual population will be HIV positive."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (QhFOu)

========

He's an expert.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (LvTSG)

158 10 TGIF!

I got most posts for fri and monday done last night. I worked until midnight, but my four day weekend has begun.

Meanwhile you guys are at work, like suckers.
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:06 PM (KRtlO)

Only for another 30-60 minutes. Then my weekend begins.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (N39Ws)

159 Back to the grind stone, sooner I get done sooner I can leave

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (+r76i)

160 139 And I thought "gee, it was only a couple years ago Gunny (reverted officer) could have got an honest job with somebody like Air America".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (0EOe9)

I assume not the one with Stuart Smalley and Randi Rhodes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (x0n13)

161 Monkeypox, too. Man, that sure did disappear quickly, didn't it?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:21 PM (rCyBc)
++++
Monkeypox ran out of steam because it was too obviously only hitting homosexuals, and particularly the most deviant homosexuals.

I think "Babe The Pig Boy" and his Twitter thread about his 30+ gangbang partners in a single week put an end to the attempt to make Monkeypox the next big scare. He was too illustrative of the vector.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (t0OGg)

162 I saw Bag of Assholes open for Grifting Cucks at the KFC center on '03.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2023 12:15 PM (z8X7p)

Was there a Republican debate there that year?

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (JRS5l)

163 Wow. She's an unattractive, unhappy, graceless woman who looks like she's about as much fun as a sack of assholes.

Her chin looks like the Kool-Aid Man busting through a wall.

Imma need a minute to process this, guys. I did not see this one coming.

Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM

And her face smells of wet pussy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (IXZGh)

164 Afternoon Ace. This Bakos woman looks somewhat like that awful Canuck critter Krysta Freeland. There is definitely a template somewhere

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2023 12:24 PM (43q0X)

165 This Afternoon Arterton goes out to Huck Follywood:

https://tinyurl.com/mudjf8x7
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (LvTSG)
=================
Thank you for this award! I want to begin this speech thanking my mom and dad, and my lovely piano teacher (of course), with whom I learned that furtive side-glances are sometimes rewarded if the shirt gaps properly.

Anyway, back to Gemma....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:24 PM (DhCv7)

166 Safeway is still looking to hire cheese specialists in NoVa.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (xTRSc)

I'm a certified cheese cutter.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 01, 2023 12:24 PM (AiZBA)

167
Climate change is our biggest threat.

What about white supremacy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2023 12:24 PM (63Dwl)

168 Speaking of Twitter… X (whatever)… I’m not on the thing myself but I’ve seen stories recently that are ominous. Conservatives being shadow banned again etc…. Elon stepped away from the day to day fairly quickly and handed the reigns to an apparent leftie…. Coming back to bite him… and his free speech desires?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2023 12:24 PM (Q/v9F)

169 HA has a comical story up about some supposed Super PAC money that claimed it had flipped from DeSantis to Trump, 'taking "all of its $50 million with it!" The funny part is that Trump jumped the gun and was gloating about it online. Now it turns out that it was a scam PAC that in fact only had about $1600 and now only has $57 left. Just trying to grift and make headlines and see if they can fool people into giving them money. (apparently got mad at DeSantis campaign because they would have nothing to do with them)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2023 12:24 PM (i9ffA)

170 I watched an episode of the cooking show Chopped. Contestants had to use a bag of assholes as an ingredient in a dessert.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 12:24 PM (HfNu5)

171
"masks and social distancing are effective"

"get the jab and you won't get or transmit covid"

"I did not finger that staffer. Ever."

Posted by: Sphynx at September 01, 2023 12:24 PM (P6qMv)

172 133 122 Government lies, I'll start:

The CIA doesn't spy on US citizens.
The tax system is voluntary.
Climate change is our biggest threat.
Covid didn't come from a lab.
The US didn't pay for covid.
AIDS will run rampant in heterosexuals.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (MeG8a)
--------------
The IRS isn't really buying submachine guns and arming their agents.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:25 PM (0chEi)

173 128 And here I thought the CIA were by charter prohibited from being involved in espionage domestically. Jeepers Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (0chEi)

The Snowden docs pretty much dispelled any of that. If the NSA -- which is a part of the US Military, subject to posse comitatus and by charter also not allowed to operate in the US -- seems to be most focused on domestic political control and propaganda, of course the CIA is as well.

I still cannot believe the Snowden docs didn't really have any impact. People were like "eh, of course the NSA controls the internet and vacuums up every piece of internet traffic around the world. If you have nothing to hide, then what are you worried about?" and then they moved on.

It was as if people didn't realize the implications of that that actually means.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:25 PM (mj0Qp)

174 Give Hunter enough coke and little blue pills and no one would be safe, even zombie Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2023 12:25 PM (QhFOu)

175 Anthony Fauci to George Will in 1988, "by 1991 10% of the heterosexual population will be HIV positive."
Posted by: Anna Puma

--

Their chemical calculations were incorrect, so they tried to make it airborne the next time. When that failed they just decided to inject people with it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:25 PM (rCyBc)

176 150 Monkeypox, too. Man, that sure did disappear quickly, didn't it?

Too many adopted children in gay households were getting it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (2tUFv)

And their little dogs, too!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

177 I watched an episode of the cooking show Chopped. Contestants had to use a bag of assholes as an ingredient in a dessert.

That's ridiculous. They're more of a garnish.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 12:25 PM (I/Qkd)

178 Thank you for this award! I want to begin this speech thanking my mom and dad, and my lovely piano teacher (of course), with whom I learned that furtive side-glances are sometimes rewarded if the shirt gaps properly.
Posted by: ~~Huck Follywood~~ French President Emmanuel Macron at September 01, 2023 12:24 PM (DhCv7)
+++++
Too big an opportunity to pass up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:25 PM (t0OGg)

179 With God as my witness, I thought Commie turkeys could fly!!

🚁
🦃 🤸
🤾🏽 🦃
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 12:18 PM (krqg6)

JIVE turkey's, on the other hand......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:25 PM (IXZGh)

180 >>How is this not election interference when all of 51 that signed the letter knew this was a lie?

It was far more than election interference. It was a color revolution run by the CIA, FBI, State and the corrupt Obama/Biden administration.

And it's still going on.

You can't fix something until you know what's wrong. This is what has been happening to us for the last 7 years. It's not a random set of occurrences, it's a planned op against the American people and the people who are running it are very experienced at doing it. They did the exact same thing many times including in 2014 in Ukraine. The Maidan Revolution wasn't a grassroots uprising as the media would have you believe, it was a US government sponsored color revolution. And Putin knows it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 12:26 PM (ZLI7S)

181 Well, she’s a guy so...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 01, 2023 12:26 PM (u73oe)

182 I still cannot believe the Snowden docs didn't really have any impact. People were like "eh, of course the NSA controls the internet and vacuums up every piece of internet traffic around the world. If you have nothing to hide, then what are you worried about?" and then they moved on.

It was as if people didn't realize the implications of that that actually means.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:25 PM (mj0Qp)
++++
Some didn't. Some do but see no recourse. Some like the idea.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:26 PM (t0OGg)

183 Monkeypox, too. Man, that sure did disappear quickly, didn't it?

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Too many adopted children in gay households were getting it.
-

And their little dogs, too!

--

LOVE IS LOVE, H8R

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:26 PM (rCyBc)

184 153 Anthony Fauci to George Will in 1988, "by 1991 10% of the heterosexual population will be HIV positive."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (QhFOu)

That's what he wanted anyway.

Posted by: XTC at September 01, 2023 12:26 PM (UnA8+)

185 161 Monkeypox, too. Man, that sure did disappear quickly, didn't it?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:21 PM (rCyBc)
++++
Monkeypox ran out of steam because it was too obviously only hitting homosexuals, and particularly the most deviant homosexuals.

I think "Babe The Pig Boy" and his Twitter thread about his 30+ gangbang partners in a single week put an end to the attempt to make Monkeypox the next big scare. He was too illustrative of the vector.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (t0OGg)
_____

That and the 7-year-old "sons" of raging homos, and their fucking DOGS, started getting MP too. Nobody offered any explanation for that other than the obvious: they were fucking little kids and dogs. The whole MP thing literally disappeared in 48 hours after that. Total coinky-dink, though. Totally.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

186 155 When you get the sack of assholes but you find out later they forgot to add the ranch dipping sauce...
Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2023 12:20 PM (ISEAQ)

The "flaming" sack of assholes always comes with bleu cheese...

Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (K+UlC)

are they at least the boneless inverted ones?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

187 182 I still cannot believe the Snowden docs didn't really have any impact. People were like "eh, of course the NSA controls the internet and vacuums up every piece of internet traffic around the world. If you have nothing to hide, then what are you worried about?" and then they moved on.

It was as if people didn't realize the implications of that that actually means.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:25 PM (mj0Qp)

=========

The Panama Papers, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

188 Sack of assholes

SANDWICHES FOR EVERYBODY!

Posted by: Jonah "the Wale" Goldberg at September 01, 2023 12:26 PM (53oGX)

189 Next you'll be telling me that Elon hired a #Woke CEO to run Twat-X and that their users' content will be used to train & develop the kind of "Enhanced AI" that Elon recently warned could cause "civilization destruction."

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:27 PM (f6UzA)

190 I'd rather have a pocketful of miracles than a sack of assholes.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 12:27 PM (krqg6)

191 160 Heh Great moments in broadcasting. Don't forget the lovely little Garofalo woman.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2023 12:27 PM (0EOe9)

192 163 Wow. She's an unattractive, unhappy, graceless woman who looks like she's about as much fun as a sack of assholes.

Her chin looks like the Kool-Aid Man busting through a wall.

Imma need a minute to process this, guys. I did not see this one coming.

Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM

And her face smells of wet pussy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (IXZGh)

I thought it was merely her choice for lunch...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:27 PM (ynpvh)

193 You're spending Labor Day with her, aren't you, ace?

Posted by: m at September 01, 2023 12:27 PM (SbC6h)

194 I watched an episode of the cooking show Chopped. Contestants had to use a bag of assholes as an ingredient in a dessert.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 12:24 PM (HfNu5)

I used to watch that show, then the smarmy fag host decided it was more important to insult me than keep me as a viewer.

Haven't watched it in years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:27 PM (IXZGh)

195 138 "I did not see that coming"
- - Kamala Harris not paying attention
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2023 12:21 PM (x0n13)
++++
Heh
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:22 PM (t0OGg)
_______

Did you expect her to have eyes in her tonsils?

Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2023 12:27 PM (brAQZ)

196 There are other options to pass the time.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 01, 2023 12:16 PM (I/Qkd)

Even as I posted, I knew that was coming… Horde mind LoL
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (Q/v9F)

i see what you did there

and there

and ...

dear lord, turn off that black light...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 01, 2023 12:27 PM (KZaqS)

197 Just another outrage in long list of outrages.. Or... A day that ends in Y

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2023 12:27 PM (bs+z0)

198 That and the 7-year-old "sons" of raging homos, and their fucking DOGS, started getting MP too. Nobody offered any explanation for that other than the obvious: they were fucking little kids and dogs. The whole MP thing literally disappeared in 48 hours after that. Total coinky-dink, though. Totally.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Oh, yes. The final nail in the coffin because it was too obvious by then the only way that such a thing could happen. And too many people called them on it.

Time to bury it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:27 PM (t0OGg)

199 TGIF Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 01, 2023 12:05 PM (t/2Uw)

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Every day now is "Fuck-It-All Friday."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:27 PM (f6UzA)

200 167
Climate change is our biggest threat.

What about white supremacy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2023 12:24 PM (63Dwl)

doncha know? Climate change IS White Supremacy. See, mostly people of Color are affected by it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

201 --

LOVE IS LOVE, H8R
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:26 PM (rCyBc)

And blasphemy is eternal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:28 PM (IXZGh)

202 194 I used to watch that show, then the smarmy fag host decided it was more important to insult me than keep me as a viewer.

Haven't watched it in years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:27 PM (IXZGh)

========

Even Guy Fieri breaks out into, "It's so great to have all female contestants" in his stupid version of the show, Guy's Grocery Games.

Something like 60% of Food Network's hosts are women. I don't think representation is a real problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:28 PM (LvTSG)

203 S2's are kind of over rated. Their number one job at the Battalion level was to run the piss tests.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:28 PM (0chEi)

204 And her face smells of wet pussy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:23 PM (IXZGh)

I thought it was merely her choice for lunch...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:27 PM (ynpvh)

=====

Well you two have effectively killed my appetite for today. Thanks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 12:28 PM (DRSnL)

205 170 I watched an episode of the cooking show Chopped. Contestants had to use a bag of assholes as an ingredient in a dessert.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 12:24 PM (HfNu5)

"It tasted like SHIT!"--food-tasting judge

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

206 =====

Well you two have effectively killed my appetite for today. Thanks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 12:28 PM (DRSnL)

Me, on the other hand, am hoping they're serving at the Y today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:29 PM (IXZGh)

207 Nobody offered any explanation for that other than the obvious: they were fucking little kids and dogs.

--------------

* F. Joe "Pedo & Bestiality Pete" Biden has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:29 PM (f6UzA)

208 Funny how Obama put card carrying communists in charge of all the government agencies and the government agencies all immediately began acting like communist agencies. But Barack was just an inexperienced community organizer who wouldn't be around long enough to fuck anything up. And the Clintons will keep him in check. That worked out well.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2023 12:29 PM (O1z4v)

209 This busty brunette in a tank top understands that not one single person in all of American government is working on behalf on a regular citizen like her:
https://is.gd/NaiZGG

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)

210 I......

Who taught me English......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:30 PM (IXZGh)

211 Even the rare good looking Leftie chick looks ugly. The bitterness and hate just shines from within.

Posted by: Robert W Smith at September 01, 2023 12:30 PM (oU76X)

212 an idea that is probably controversial, but which I think is true: A dedicated Spy Agency like the CIA is fundamentally counter to and a danger to any free, liberal democracy. It must be abolished, this power may seem like something good but it will ALWAYS be misused against the citizens. There is not a single case in history of ANY nation ever having a benevolent and trustworthy spy agency. It cannot be done; better off to not have it and just live with the consequences, which I argue will never be as bad as the consequences of the agency itself.

Just stop fucking around trying to do secret bullshit stuff inside other people's countries.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2023 12:30 PM (i9ffA)

213 >>Linda "Yaccety Yacc" Yaccarino

She must suck at her job because Twitter is awash these days in information about the CIA, globalists, WEF and other globalist scum.

I heard the complaints just like everyone else but if she is supposed to be some globalist demon she is really bad at it. Twitter is completely different now than it was prior to Musk buying it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 12:30 PM (ZLI7S)

214 I still cannot believe the Snowden docs didn't really have any impact. People were like "eh, of course the NSA controls the internet and vacuums up every piece of internet traffic around the world. If you have nothing to hide, then what are you worried about?" and then they moved on.

It was as if people didn't realize the implications of that that actually means.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:25 PM (mj0Qp)

He was easy to paint as a traitor.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 01, 2023 12:30 PM (KbCG3)

215 =====

Well you two have effectively killed my appetite for today. Thanks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 12:28 PM (DRSnL)

Hey. Don't let anyone tell you that the AoS diet plan doesn't work.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:30 PM (IXZGh)

216 This Afternoon Arterton goes out to Huck Follywood:

https://tinyurl.com/mudjf8x7

Trying to play the role of Carmen and failing miserably.

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:31 PM (xTRSc)

217 Ha. I remember the news reporting that you could get the monkeypoxes from hotel bedsheets because a married man had gotten that way on a trip to LA or similar and that's the only way he could've gotten it because he's married to a woman.

It wasn't too long after that until the dog and toddler stuff started showing up and it all disappeared.

Turns out hotel rooms are perfectly safe. Poof. Just like that. Scienz!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:31 PM (rCyBc)

218 You can't fix something until you know what's wrong. This is what has been happening to us for the last 7 years. It's not a random set of occurrences, it's a planned op against the American people and the people who are running it are very experienced at doing it. They did the exact same thing many times including in 2014 in Ukraine. The Maidan Revolution wasn't a grassroots uprising as the media would have you believe, it was a US government sponsored color revolution. And Putin knows it.
----------------
Yep. If we're lucky we will have an opportunity to shoot back.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:31 PM (0chEi)

219 You can't fix something until you know what's wrong. This is what has been happening to us for the last 7 years. It's not a random set of occurrences, it's a planned op against the American people and the people who are running it are very experienced at doing it. They did the exact same thing many times including in 2014 in Ukraine. The Maidan Revolution wasn't a grassroots uprising as the media would have you believe, it was a US government sponsored color revolution. And Putin knows it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 12:26 PM (ZLI7S)

Absolutely spot on. Although I'd say it's been going on a lot longer than 7 years. I just think it has become more apparent now because, despite their best efforts, we have a litttttle bit more of a peak behind the curtain thanks to the internet.

They're willing to admit to a tiny sliver of it -- look at Project Mockingbird from the 1960's where they admit the CIA was spying on journalists who wrote negative stories about the then-president JFK.

What are they doing / what have they done that they wont admit to?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:31 PM (mj0Qp)

220 211 Even the rare good looking Leftie chick looks ugly. The bitterness and hate just shines from within.
Posted by: Robert W Smith at September 01, 2023 12:30 PM (oU76X)

Seeps through.

Posted by: m at September 01, 2023 12:31 PM (SbC6h)

221 177 I watched an episode of the cooking show Chopped. Contestants had to use a bag of assholes as an ingredient in a dessert.

That's ridiculous. They're more of a garnish.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 12:25 PM (I/Qkd)

go on...

Posted by: Bloody Mary Drinkers at September 01, 2023 12:31 PM (z+89e)

222 People who didn't live thru 2020 will never understand how insane it was. It had to be experienced.

Posted by: gp Shakes Your Milkdrink at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (MvF+J)

223 Even the rare good looking Leftie chick looks ugly. The bitterness and hate just shines from within.

*******************

The infamous Whatever podcasts prove this.

Every skank ho has 500 pounds of makeup, wear outfits 30 sizes too small and ooze hatred of men out of every herpes infested skin pore.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (VTu1l)

224 This busty brunette in a tank top understands that not one single person in all of American government is working on behalf on a regular citizen like her:
https://is.gd/NaiZGG

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)

nice shade of lipstick

Posted by: BignJames at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (AwYPR)

225 Terminal resting bitch face.

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (FQmDC)

226 He was easy to paint as a traitor.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 01, 2023 12:30 PM (KbCG3)

Not in any logical way.

I mean the propaganda media and the deep state painted him as a traitor, but they do that to anyone who might undermine them or their narratives and goals.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (mj0Qp)

227 I never got the "S1, S2, S4, G1" crap in the Army. In the AF we called the offices what they were. Then the AF got the bright idea to name their shit like the army before I got out. Because Chief of supply didn't sound as fancy as Chief of S4.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (O1z4v)

228 Even the rare good looking Leftie chick looks ugly. The bitterness and hate just shines from within.
Posted by: Robert W Smith at September 01, 2023 12:30 PM (oU76X)

Seeps through.
Posted by: m at September 01, 2023 12:31 PM (SbC6h)

And the SMELL!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (IXZGh)

229 It do appear so.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (ytSiK)

230 209 This busty brunette in a tank top understands that not one single person in all of American government is working on behalf on a regular citizen like her:
https://is.gd/NaiZGG
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)

=========

Better than Bakos, but the combination of her garish fingernail polish and fake eyebrows kills the deal.

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

231 209 This busty brunette in a tank top understands that not one single person in all of American government is working on behalf on a regular citizen like her:
https://is.gd/NaiZGG

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)

What happened to her eyebrows? Removed and drawn in?

I'll agree with TJM's rating on this one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

232 Terminal resting bitch face.
Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (FQmDC)

There's no resting there. That's all active.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (IXZGh)

233 Even Guy Fieri breaks out into, "It's so great to have all female contestants" in his stupid version of the show, Guy's Grocery Games.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:28 PM (LvTSG)

Guy likes to bang.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 01, 2023 12:33 PM (KbCG3)

234 Even the rare good looking Leftie chick looks ugly. The bitterness and hate just shines from within.
Posted by: Robert W Smith at September 01, 2023 12:30 PM (oU76X)

Seeps through.
Posted by: m at September 01, 2023 12:31 PM (SbC6h)

=====

You would still bang her, though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 12:33 PM (DRSnL)

235 IIRC - During Bammy's tenure the law against the Federal Government conducting PSYOPS in the US proper expired / not renewed.

They don't have to pretend to not be doing it.
But that is the first rule of PSYOPS.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2023 12:33 PM (ga8qR)

236 203 Yep. All I ever did was look at hand me down grainy pictures and give an opinion mostly ignored. And I rode shotgun one time to Third Field Hospital with two Corpsmen and a box of urine samples. One of the first mass piss tests in the Corps, yay.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2023 12:33 PM (0EOe9)

237 This busty brunette in a tank top understands that not one single person in all of American government is working on behalf on a regular citizen like her:
https://is.gd/NaiZGG

--

I think she gets to punch you in the arm, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:33 PM (rCyBc)

238 Those cooking contest shows are so stupid. So much fake drama.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2023 12:33 PM (O1z4v)

239 She looks like Robert Z'Dar in drag. RIP Maniac Cop

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at September 01, 2023 12:33 PM (CjHGv)

240 217 Ha. I remember the news reporting that you could get the monkeypoxes from hotel bedsheets because a married man had gotten that way on a trip to LA or similar and that's the only way he could've gotten it because he's married to a woman.

It wasn't too long after that until the dog and toddler stuff started showing up and it all disappeared.

Turns out hotel rooms are perfectly safe. Poof. Just like that. Scienz!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at September 01, 2023 12:31 PM (rCyBc)

Bed bugs NEVER appear in hotel rooms either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

241 I'd try to hit it, but would be as flaccid as a Senate Hearing

Posted by: Regular joe at September 01, 2023 12:33 PM (nnp+f)

242 238 Those cooking contest shows are so stupid. So much fake drama.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2023 12:33 PM (O1z4v)

========

People like formula.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

243 are they at least the boneless inverted ones?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

Baked in honey mustard *shudder*

Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2023 12:34 PM (K+UlC)

244 This busty brunette in a tank top understands that not one single person in all of American government is working on behalf on a regular citizen like her:
https://is.gd/NaiZGG

Nice rack. But damn, do I ever hate red nail polish.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:34 PM (xTRSc)

245 Thank you for this award! I want to begin this speech thanking my mom and dad, and my lovely piano teacher (of course), with whom I learned that furtive side-glances are sometimes rewarded if the shirt gaps properly.
Posted by: Huck Follywood French President Emmanuel Macron at September 01, 2023 12:24 PM (DhCv7)
+++++
Too big an opportunity to pass up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:25 PM (t0OGg)
=============
That's when Macron learned to say "Baiser", which I believe is "would bang"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:34 PM (jKw3+)

246 208 Funny how Obama put card carrying communists in charge of all the government agencies and the government agencies all immediately began acting like communist agencies. But Barack was just an inexperienced community organizer who wouldn't be around long enough to fuck anything up. And the Clintons will keep him in check. That worked out well.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2023 12:29 PM (O1z4v)

"Only Nazis hate Communism!!!"

-Every single English-speaking person under 30

Posted by: XTC at September 01, 2023 12:34 PM (UnA8+)

247 you guys know you're allowed to not bang something, right?
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (KRtlO

...

Where's that in the Bible?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 01, 2023 12:34 PM (iTMak)

248 People who didn't live thru 2020 will never understand how insane it was. It had to be experienced.
Posted by: gp Shakes Your Milkdrink at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (MvF+J)

Yeah, well not really.

Posted by: 2024 at September 01, 2023 12:34 PM (ueppa)

249 This busty brunette in a tank top understands that not one single person in all of American government is working on behalf on a regular citizen like her:
https://is.gd/NaiZGG

*********

eyebrows look fake

1/10 would not buy her a pumpkin spice latte

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 01, 2023 12:35 PM (VTu1l)

250 you guys know you're allowed to not bang something, right?
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM

I not bang a lot of things.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:35 PM (IXZGh)

251 Those cooking contest shows are so stupid. So much fake drama.

The original, Japanese, Iron Chef was awesome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:35 PM (xTRSc)

252 "It tasted like SHIT!"--food-tasting judge
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

********

...with a hint of cinnamon...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2023 12:36 PM (991eG)

253 251 Those cooking contest shows are so stupid. So much fake drama.

The original, Japanese, Iron Chef was awesome.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:35 PM (xTRSc)

========

Especially the finale when the loser committed seppuku to make up for his lost honor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

254 Joe is touting unions right now from the White House. He says unions raise wages for everyone, raise home ownership, raise overtime pay and health benefits for everyone, and a couple others I can't remember.

He did not say unions increase the quality of products made by union workers or reduce the cost of products. (I wonder why?)

My takeaway from Joe's union-boosting statements - unions increase the costs of many goods and services while not increasing either overall American worker productivity nor overall US-made product quality, performance, or durability. Yay, Bidenomics! /spit/

Posted by: GL at September 01, 2023 12:36 PM (5fDan)

255 252 "It tasted like SHIT!"--food-tasting judge
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

********

...with a hint of cinnamon...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2023 12:36 PM (991eG)

Punchline: "Spit 'en out kids! They're Assholes!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

256 >>It was as if people didn't realize the implications of that that actually means.

I worked with a relatively small group of people at a certain Silicon Valley company that provided much of the equipment that was used to build the internet during the transition from ARPANET.

The government and specifically the intel community has been involved with all parts of the internet since day 1 and they've never left. The whole thing was basically their idea, why would they leave?

Find any major network peering point in the US and you will find a NSA listening post close by.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 12:36 PM (ZLI7S)

257 It used to be the CIA hired Donna Dixon. Now, look how far the agency has fallen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:36 PM (jKw3+)

258
Every skank ho has 500 pounds of makeup, wear outfits 30 sizes too small and ooze hatred of men out of every herpes infested skin pore.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (VTu1l)

Hey. Screw you too, pal!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 01, 2023 12:37 PM (IXZGh)

259 /adjust sock

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2023 12:37 PM (991eG)

260 226 He was easy to paint as a traitor.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 01, 2023 12:30 PM (KbCG3)

Not in any logical way.

I mean the propaganda media and the deep state painted him as a traitor, but they do that to anyone who might undermine them or their narratives and goals.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (mj0Qp)

He was ahead of his time.

I think his biggest problem was that it came out at a time when conservatives weren't as skeptical of the system, and Obama was in office so the libs weren't thrilled with him.

Then he runs off to Russia.

Snowden pulls this now and he's a conservative hero.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 01, 2023 12:37 PM (KbCG3)

261 I saw A Bag of Assholes open for the Cheeky Music Group's Probe Report #2 at Huxley's Neue Welt in 2010.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:37 PM (f6UzA)

262 And here I thought the CIA were by charter prohibited from being involved in espionage domestically.

We go where the threat to our funding is.

Posted by: The CIA at September 01, 2023 12:37 PM (ptElO)

263 CIA counterterrorism analysts, often = program managers.

Decades ago, military yeoman, many civil service secretaries, librarians, other clerical workers.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 01, 2023 12:37 PM (GshMh)

264 you guys know you're allowed to not bang something, right?
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (KRtlO

I thought it was be like fruit flies and multiply.

Posted by: BignJames at September 01, 2023 12:37 PM (AwYPR)

265 This busty brunette in a tank top understands that not one single person in all of American government is working on behalf on a regular citizen like her:
https://is.gd/NaiZGG
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)

Kickstart my heart.

Posted by: spindrift at September 01, 2023 12:37 PM (y3wha)

266 He says unions raise wages for everyone, raise home ownership, raise overtime pay and health benefits for everyone, and a couple others I can't remember.
=======================
It's called "inflation", Joe

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:38 PM (jKw3+)

267 262 And here I thought the CIA were by charter prohibited from being involved in espionage domestically.

We go where the threat to our funding is.

Posted by: The CIA at September 01, 2023 12:37 PM (ptElO)

Well, we're supposed to have Constitutional protection of our rights to speech, religion, public assembly, redress of grievances from Gov't, bear arms, security in our possessions...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

268 It used to be the CIA hired Donna Dixon. Now, look how far the agency has fallen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:36 PM (jKw3+)

--------------

Hunter Biden is a CIA asset. Prove me wrong ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:39 PM (f6UzA)

269 We go where the threat to our funding is.
Posted by: The CIA at September 01, 2023 12:37 PM (ptElO)
=============
We rate this statement as "True"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:39 PM (jKw3+)

270 Even the rare good looking Leftie chick looks ugly. The bitterness and hate just shines from within.
_______

I'm not clear when that happened. From the late 60s to the late 80s (my years as a single horndog) there were many hot pink chicks. And they weren't averse to banging conservatives back then. All we had to do was mouth some bullshit they wanted to hear, which, after all, men have been doing since Adam. (I have it on good authority he didn't even like apples.)

I guess it all comes down the Steinem beating Paglia.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2023 12:39 PM (brAQZ)

271 S2's are kind of over rated. Their number one job at the Battalion level was to run the piss tests.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Our's couldn't hold her liquor. She spent multiple dining ins reporting to the grog bowl for remediation in how absolutely wrong she was, about every fucking thing.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 01, 2023 12:39 PM (3CCua)

272 227 My Dad was in Army Intelligence, WW2 when it was called G2. He was a Ritchie Boy, trained at camp Ritchie with others born overseas in occupied, or in Dad's case, a "mutual combatant" (Finland) nation. I told him I drew an intelligence MOS and he said "G2?". I said no, it's S2 in the Corps.He said G2 means you got brains.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2023 12:40 PM (0EOe9)

273 He says unions raise wages for everyone, raise home ownership, raise overtime pay and health benefits for everyone, and a couple others I can't remember.
=======================

And exponentially raise the cost of everything they're involved in.

F*ck you, Joe. You're stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:40 PM (IXZGh)

274 Hunter Biden is a CIA asset. Prove me wrong ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:39 PM (f6UzA)

don't know if I'd call him an asset.

Posted by: BignJames at September 01, 2023 12:40 PM (AwYPR)

275 >>> you guys know you're allowed to not bang something, right?
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2023 12:13 PM (KRtlO)

Everything not forbidden is compulsory. [in bed]

Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2023 12:40 PM (ISEAQ)

276 Especially the finale when the loser committed seppuku to make up for his lost honor.

Really? I missed that one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:40 PM (xTRSc)

277 Her chin looks like the Kool-Aid Man busting through a wall.

*forehead slap*

Posted by: kallisto at September 01, 2023 12:41 PM (dCxaZ)

278 276 Especially the finale when the loser committed seppuku to make up for his lost honor.

Really? I missed that one.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:40 PM (xTRSc)

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They say the shogunate is dead, but we all know it still lives in the heart of Japan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

279 268 It used to be the CIA hired Donna Dixon. Now, look how far the agency has fallen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:36 PM (jKw3+)

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Hunter Biden is a CIA asset. Prove me wrong ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:39 PM (f6UzA)
______

At most, a half-asset.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2023 12:41 PM (brAQZ)

280 you guys know you're allowed to not bang something, right?
Posted by: ace

--

*sigh*

Yeah, we know. It's still not easy to get used to it, though.

Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at September 01, 2023 12:41 PM (rCyBc)

281 WHAT DOES BAISER MEAN?
Un baiser is French for “a kiss.” If used as a verb, baiser is vulgar slang for sex, equivalent to the English “fuck” or “screw.”

WHERE DOES BAISER COME FROM?
Un baiser is French for “a kiss.” It can refer to a romantic kiss or a kiss a person would give a family member.

Baiser comes from the Latin basiare, meaning “to kiss.” It became slang for sexual “fucking” or “screwing” in the 17th century, as seen in the poetry of François Maynard (1582-1646).

In modern French, the word embrasser (“to embrace”

is used as the verb form of “to kiss” to distance it from baiser.

Even native French speakers need to be careful when using baiser. For example, Je veux te donner un baiser means “I want to give you a kiss” while Je veux te baiser means “I want to fuck you.”
[andy: elle baise bien = she's a good lay]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 12:41 PM (krqg6)

282 Hunter Biden is a CIA asshat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:41 PM (xTRSc)

283 usually when females have chins like that they enjoy the diving of the muff

Posted by: kallisto at September 01, 2023 12:41 PM (dCxaZ)

284 The government and specifically the intel community has been involved with all parts of the internet since day 1 and they've never left. The whole thing was basically their idea, why would they leave?

Find any major network peering point in the US and you will find a NSA listening post close by.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 12:36 PM (ZLI7S)

Agreed. But the real implication here, which I've tried to point out (ineloquently, I'm sure) until I'm red in the face is that we as consumers have turned over an absurd amount of information to Big Tech.

To the point where their algorithms know us better than, well, pretty much anyone else. Even if we tried to stay off the grid. Now add in all of the government tracking -- license plate scanners, EZ Pass, drivers license info, tax info, etc. etc.

Big Tech also has an amazing ability to tailor advertising directly to us. An ability advertisers in the past could only dream of.

Now put that power in the hands of professional propagandists who have serious agendas. What can they do with that power and that information? Keeping in mind they have decades of experience with lesser, shittier tech doing this in other countries.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:42 PM (mj0Qp)

285 I seek you. Not bad.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2023 12:42 PM (ISEAQ)

286 273 He says unions raise wages for everyone, raise home ownership, raise overtime pay and health benefits for everyone, and a couple others I can't remember.
=======================

And exponentially raise the cost of everything they're involved in.

F*ck you, Joe. You're stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:40 PM (IXZGh)
_____________

"They also raise your dick up when you're fantasizing -- just fantasizing, of course -- about sex with hot, luscious, succulent men!"

-- Lightbringer Obama

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

287 Even native French speakers need to be careful when using baiser. For example, Je veux te donner un baiser means “I want to give you a kiss” while Je veux te baiser means “I want to fuck you.”

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 12:41 PM (krqg6)

So you say it twice?

Posted by: BignJames at September 01, 2023 12:43 PM (AwYPR)

288 I'm not clear when that happened. From the late 60s to the late 80s (my years as a single horndog) there were many hot pink chicks. And they weren't averse to banging conservatives back then. All we had to do was mouth some bullshit they wanted to hear, which, after all, men have been doing since Adam. (I have it on good authority he didn't even like apples.)

I guess it all comes down the Steinem beating Paglia.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2023 12:39 PM (brAQZ)

Theory:

The sexual revolution told women to stop denying their sexual selves.

That, somehow, led to a counter-revolution where women were told that men were the worst thing ever and a woman's reason for being should revolve around denying men the things they want.

So, one generation fought for your sexual liberation and called it women's rights. The next generation fought to kill your sexual liberation and called it women's rights.

But, like all things in life, it really comes back to banging.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 01, 2023 12:43 PM (KbCG3)

289 283 usually when females have chins like that they enjoy the diving of the muff
Posted by: kallisto at September 01, 2023 12:41 PM (dCxaZ)
__________

Gives them better leverage over the target . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

290 This busty brunette in a tank top understands that not one single person in all of American government is working on behalf on a regular citizen like her:
https://is.gd/NaiZGG
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)

She should have pokies. Why doesn't she have pokies?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 12:44 PM (HfNu5)

291 To the point where their algorithms know us better than, well, pretty much anyone else. Even if we tried to stay off the grid. Now add in all of the government tracking -- license plate scanners, EZ Pass, drivers license info, tax info, etc. etc.

Big Tech also has an amazing ability to tailor advertising directly to us...

-

The one that I like is that it doesn't matter how careful you are, because your writing style and word choice is unique. If you've used gmail for any length of time you can be identified easily.

Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at September 01, 2023 12:44 PM (rCyBc)

292 Why is it that people like her - who swore oaths and then lied in their official capacity - aren't prosecuted? And yet our "government of the people" just put a former Marine in jail for 15 years for trespassing.

There are no words that can accurately describe the lawfare terror state we live in now. Mao praised Pol Pot for creating a slave state in one fell swoop. I'm sure he'd pass out medals to these federal courts for their work.

Where are the Republicans? Doing nothing, as always.

Posted by: Tracy at September 01, 2023 12:44 PM (aZKD/)

293 One look at that pic and my 1 centimeter kidney stone said "hello".

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2023 12:44 PM (rj6Yv)

294 I had an aunt who, when she started dating my uncle, thought that you could get pregnant from French kissing.

(This was back in 1930s.)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:45 PM (xTRSc)

295 291 The one that I like is that it doesn't matter how careful you are, because your writing style and word choice is unique. If you've used gmail for any length of time you can be identified easily.
Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at September 01, 2023 12:44 PM (rCyBc)

=========

*starts working the word indubitably into every other sentence into emails*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

296 The one that I like is that it doesn't matter how careful you are, because your writing style and word choice is unique. If you've used gmail for any length of time you can be identified easily.
Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at September 01, 2023 12:44 PM (rCyBc)

Yeah, absolutely. That's just scratching the surface though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:45 PM (mj0Qp)

297 usually when females have chins like that they enjoy the diving of the muff
Posted by: kallisto at September 01, 2023 12:41 PM (dCxaZ)

in the 69 her Leno chin will stab your belly button?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:45 PM (IXZGh)

298 This busty brunette in a tank top understands that not one single person in all of American government is working on behalf on a regular citizen like her:
https://is.gd/NaiZGG
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)

She needs Garrett to dress her. That outfit is not flattering her assets.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 12:45 PM (xcxpd)

299 Where are the Republicans? Doing nothing, as always.

Posted by: Tracy at September 01, 2023 12:44 PM (aZKD/)

They're also balls deep in this.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:46 PM (mj0Qp)

300 People who didn't live thru 2020 will never understand how insane it was. It had to be experienced.
Posted by: gp Shakes Your Milkdrink at September 01, 2023 12:32 PM (MvF+J)

Yeah, well not really.
Posted by: 2024 at September 01, 2023 12:34 PM (ueppa)

------------

"Here, hold my bugzzzz." -- 2030

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:46 PM (f6UzA)

301 294 I had an aunt who, when she started dating my uncle, thought that you could get pregnant from French kissing.

(This was back in 1930s.)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:45 PM (xTRSc)

==========

There is some faction of the intellectual left who thinks that this kind of misconception is a problem in need of massive government intervention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

302 Where are the Republicans? Doing nothing, as always.

-

Not so. They're supporting it. Remember, it was the Senate Republicans who led the RUSSIA!!! investigations, knowing they were false.

They hate him and they hate you, and they hate you especially for voting for him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat like that with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're so at September 01, 2023 12:46 PM (rCyBc)

303 291 The one that I like is that it doesn't matter how careful you are, because your writing style and word choice is unique. If you've used gmail for any length of time you can be identified easily.
Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at September 01, 2023 12:44 PM (rCyBc)

=========

*starts working the word indubitably into every other sentence into emails*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)
---
I tell my students that plagiarism won't work nearly as well as they might think. Everyone's writing style is unique and distinct like a fingerprint. I assign small writing assignments to build up a "writing profile" associated with each student. Makes it easy to detect plagiarism when/if it happens.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2023 12:47 PM (YIVH2)

304
She needs Garrett to dress her. That outfit is not flattering her assets.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 12:45 PM (xcxpd)

I think it's more effective if you don't dress her at all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:47 PM (IXZGh)

305 13 >>>I bet she's rise to a Waffle House 6 with a smile.

More evidence that most of the male readers here are prisoners.

One way or the other, yes.

Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at September 01, 2023 12:47 PM (PwP1X)

306 285 I seek you. Not bad.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2023 12:42 PM (ISEAQ)

ICQ?

Posted by: m at September 01, 2023 12:47 PM (SbC6h)

307 in the 69 her Leno chin will stab your belly button?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:45 PM (IXZGh)

Is that better or worse than a Humpty nose tickling your rear?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

308 Hunter Biden is a CIA asset. Prove me wrong ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:39 PM (f6UzA)

Yep. And DOJ and FBI and USSS.

The Bidens abd Clintons got their crimes blessed by the Insitutions as part of US National Security.

It was all known and cleared.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 12:47 PM (abc1t)

309 Jets flying overhead for the past hour for the Airshow but I can't see any of them, sitting and typing. Just singles though and not the Snowbirds or the Blue Angels teams.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 12:48 PM (krqg6)

310 I think it's more effective if you don't dress her at all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:47 PM (IXZGh)

Good thinking.
Blog award to Sponge.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 12:48 PM (xcxpd)

311 That woman looks like Jay Leno had a tryst with her mother.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2023 12:48 PM (J2vNu)

312 She needs Garrett to dress her. That outfit is not flattering her assets.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 12:45 PM (xcxpd)

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Crocs will only diminish from the look.

"Honey's sweet
But it ain't nothin' next to baby's treat
And if you pardon me
I'd like to say
We'd do okay
Forever in blue jeans"

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:48 PM (f6UzA)

313
Is that better or worse than a Humpty nose tickling your rear?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

I guess it's whatever floats your boat......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:48 PM (IXZGh)

314 They hate him and they hate you, and they hate you especially for voting for him.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat like that with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're so at September 01, 2023 12:46 PM (rCyBc)

I don't think they hate us, any more than feudal kings hated their serfs. They certainly think we're lesser people.

We're just ... the unwashed masses. Hardly worth a thought, really. Have to keep us in line, of course. But let the masses with their silly superstitions and uncultured ways do whatever, as long as they aren't fomenting revolution and as long as they continue to tend to the fields.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:48 PM (mj0Qp)

315 301 294 I had an aunt who, when she started dating my uncle, thought that you could get pregnant from French kissing.

(This was back in 1930s.)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:45 PM (xTRSc)

==========

There is some faction of the intellectual left who thinks that this kind of misconception is a problem in need of massive government intervention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

mis*conception*

Posted by: m at September 01, 2023 12:48 PM (SbC6h)

316 Where are the Republicans? Doing nothing, as always.

Posted by: Tracy at September 01, 2023 12:44 PM (aZKD/)
_______

Staring blankly into space. It's who we are.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2023 12:48 PM (brAQZ)

317

it's precious that all these great Mericans that went to college and are better than everybody else because they care really hard turn out to be nothing more than greedheads that do nothing but scheme to stuff more money in their pockets.

It seems the entire fucking thing is run by people like this, and more get hired every day.

And WE'RE the bad ones.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 01, 2023 12:48 PM (UCNv1)

318
Good thinking.
Blog award to Sponge.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 12:48 PM (xcxpd)

Thank you. Thank you. I'd like to give a shout to all the little people. Namely my wife, who's vertical challenge should be an inspiration to us all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:49 PM (IXZGh)

319 Not so. They're supporting it. Remember, it was the Senate Republicans who led the RUSSIA!!! investigations, knowing they were false.

They hate him and they hate you, and they hate you especially for voting for him.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat like that with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're so at September 01, 2023 12:46 PM (rCyBc)

So true. They hate us the way only a traitor can hate the ppl he betrayed.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 12:49 PM (abc1t)

320 Blog award to Sponge.

I thought CBD and pulled the blog over and let Sponge out to walk home.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:50 PM (xTRSc)

321 Yeah, absolutely. That's just scratching the surface though.

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Definitely. It's neat how easily someone can be identified, though, and without too much effort.

Related, years ago when I was reading about the big-ol' data centers where they're storing every bit of everything that passes through the internet so that they will have it later when quantum computing exists, someone was discussing VPNs. Apparently if you route yours overseas you get set aside as suspicious, because the assumption is you're doing it because you're choosing a country friendly to whatever crime you're doing. U.S. based VPNs will be noted, too, but they're put into a different pile.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat like that with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're so at September 01, 2023 12:50 PM (rCyBc)

322 Now put that power in the hands of professional propagandists who have serious agendas. What can they do with that power and that information? Keeping in mind they have decades of experience with lesser, shittier tech doing this in other countries.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 01, 2023 12:42 PM (mj0Qp)

What effect would all that information have on our senators and representatives? I, mean, really, the "power of the people" depends on the behavior of our representatives in Congress. /s

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2023 12:50 PM (rj6Yv)

323 When I get my back pension, all you children will never have to eat mush again-except ace.

Posted by: Ol' Cap From Bleak Hill at September 01, 2023 12:50 PM (83IzV)

324 If you've used gmail for any length of time you can be identified easily.

*********

First line of an e-mail: "There once was a man from..."

Fed: "That's Muldoon!"

MeL "Crap!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2023 12:50 PM (991eG)

325 278 They say the shogunate is dead, but we all know it still lives in the heart of Japan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

I mean, really, everyone who loses at anything should have to kill themselves to make up for it.

It would ensure everyone gave maximum effort.

Dak Prescott throws a pick? Cut off his throwing hand!

Posted by: XTC at September 01, 2023 12:51 PM (UnA8+)

326 The one that I like is that it doesn't matter how careful you are, because your writing style and word choice is unique. If you've used gmail for any length of time you can be identified easily.
Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at September 01, 2023 12:44 PM (rCyBc)

"Hey. Agent Todd, look up 'boneless inverted flaming sack of assholes' in the NSASec Codebook under 'BIFSA asap."

"Says here 'Jim from California.'"

"What else...?"

"That's it..."

"Dammit!"

Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2023 12:51 PM (K+UlC)

327 Day one of dove season in Texas, it's not even noon and my bud has already limited for the day. They said the dove were to be plentiful this year, but goodness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:51 PM (IXZGh)

328 Jets flying overhead for the past hour for the Airshow but I can't see any of them, sitting and typing. Just singles though and not the Snowbirds or the Blue Angels teams.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 12:48 PM (krqg6)

-------------

One of the best parts about growing up in East Las Vegas was getting to frequently watch The Thunderbirds -- based out of nearby Nellis AFB -- practice their acrobatic routines in the sky.

Back when sonic booms used to shake the homes & windows ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:51 PM (f6UzA)

329 *FFFFFrench lessons! The valuable kind!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2023 12:51 PM (idBr5)

330 324 First line of an e-mail: "There once was a man from..."

Fed: "That's Muldoon!"

MeL "Crap!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2023 12:50 PM (991eG)

==========

Workaround: "There once was a trans-woman from..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

331 it's precious that all these great Mericans that went to college and are better than everybody else because they care really hard turn out to be nothing more than greedheads that do nothing but scheme to stuff more money in their pockets.

It seems the entire fucking thing is run by people like this, and more get hired every day.

And WE'RE the bad ones.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 01, 2023 12:48 PM (UCNv1)

The government: Hey, I'll just take a dollar for this. Dollar for that. You don't need this dollar. I'll grab that dollar from you.

Us: Uh...can we just keep one?

Gov: Whoa, look at Mr. Greedy F Face over here.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 01, 2023 12:51 PM (KbCG3)

332 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 24m
Rhode Island T.F. Green International Airport is under lockdown for a possible security threat.

Rhode Island Airport shooter update:
A Warwick SWAT Team is clearing the airport's parking garage, and state police have set up a perimeter around the structure.

Rhode Island Airport shooter update:
Rhode Island Governor Dan McKee said he has been briefed on the threat and asked that people avoid the area.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 12:51 PM (krqg6)

333
I thought CBD and pulled the blog over and let Sponge out to walk home.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:50 PM (xTRSc)

Nah. He just gave me a good throttling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:51 PM (IXZGh)

334 I had an aunt who, when she started dating my uncle, thought that you could get pregnant from French kissing.

(This was back in 1930s.)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023

***
Fortunately for my existence on Earth, my mother was a nurse and had grown up on a farm. It might have been the 1930s when she was a young woman, but she was clued in, I'm sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2023 12:52 PM (J2vNu)

335 The sexual revolution told women to stop denying their sexual selves.

That, somehow, led to a counter-revolution where women were told that men were the worst thing ever and a woman's reason for being should revolve around denying men the things they want.

So, one generation fought for your sexual liberation and called it women's rights. The next generation fought to kill your sexual liberation and called it women's rights.

But, like all things in life, it really comes back to banging.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 01, 2023 12:43 PM (KbCG3)

_____________

But WHO are you banging? The original modern "feminist" movement was largely leftwing commie lesbians with a vested interest in turning women against men, in part to free up more lesbian sexual partners for themselves. The movement backfired because all it really did was turn women into men when it came to sex. Add in birth control and it meant an explosion in sexual activity by women -- to the joy of men everywhere and still today.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

336 I went to a charity fundraiser gig a couple weeks ago where they somehow got the military to fly some helicopters over in a loose formation, doors open and miniguns sticking out. Pretty damn cool.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:52 PM (B6YpL)

337 How is this not election interference when all of 51 that signed the letter knew this was a lie?
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2023 12:19 PM (NpAcC)

Three words: No controlling authority.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2023 12:52 PM (BdMk6)

338 Why are people shooting bars of soap in Texas?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:52 PM (xTRSc)

339 Unions - the foundation of antifa &/or BLM groups

Also, see Open Secrets: Public Sector Unions: Top Contributors to Federal campaigns. And, Open Secrets: Labor

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 01, 2023 12:52 PM (GshMh)

340
It would ensure everyone gave maximum effort.

Dak Prescott throws a pick? Cut off his throwing hand!
Posted by: XTC at September 01, 2023 12:51 PM (UnA8+)

Woof. Daky 'Two Picks' would run out of hands quite quickly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:52 PM (IXZGh)

341 One of the best parts about growing up in East Las Vegas was getting to frequently watch The Thunderbirds -- based out of nearby Nellis AFB -- practice their acrobatic routines in the sky.

Back when sonic booms used to shake the homes & windows ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:51 PM (f6UzA)

Wimpy's burgers?

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 12:53 PM (abc1t)

342 Jets flying overhead for the past hour for the Airshow but I can't see any of them, sitting and typing. Just singles though and not the Snowbirds or the Blue Angels teams.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 12:48 PM (krqg6)

I heard a bunch of loud jet noise overhead on Wednesday (we get airliners overhead all the time, but you don't hear them indoors), and didn't think till later that it might be a team or teams arriving for the CNE airshow. Checked later and it was probably the Blue Angels flying in. Found some video of them coming in; pretty slick:

https://youtu.be/4jZkDiUt06Q

Posted by: spindrift at September 01, 2023 12:53 PM (y3wha)

343 As an aside, I think I want to write a Cain and Abel story set at the end of the first decade or so of the Christian abolishment and persecutions in Japan during the Tokugawa shogunate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

344 But WHO are you banging? The original modern "feminist" movement was largely leftwing commie lesbians with a vested interest in turning women against men, in part to free up more lesbian sexual partners for themselves. The movement backfired because all it really did was turn women into men when it came to sex. Add in birth control and it meant an explosion in sexual activity by women -- to the joy of men everywhere and still today.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 12:52 PM (iFTx/)
________

In the 70s it meant college girls. Which was fun.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2023 12:53 PM (brAQZ)

345 Day one of dove season in Texas, it's not even noon and my bud has already limited for the day. They said the dove were to be plentiful this year, but goodness.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023

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They used to say that about us too. And look what happened.

Posted by: Zombie Passenger Pigeons at September 01, 2023 12:53 PM (J2vNu)

346 ---
I tell my students that plagiarism won't work nearly as well as they might think. Everyone's writing style is unique and distinct like a fingerprint. I assign small writing assignments to build up a "writing profile" associated with each student. Makes it easy to detect plagiarism when/if it happens.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

We may be genetic cousins. I do the same thing to my analysts. I tell them it's so they can build a tool chest to help them work the big problems I assign them to. What they don't realize is that they are fingerprinting how they think and write algorithms.

I've sent several packing for stealing other's work without collaboration credit. No one at work can figure out how I know when any of them are full of shite, or how I know where to dig when they are having trouble solving something complex

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 01, 2023 12:53 PM (3CCua)

347 Rhode Island Governor Dan McKee said he has been briefed on the threat and asked that people avoid the area.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 12:51 PM (krqg6)
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May as well just avoid Rhode Island then, since Providence Airport takes up a sizeable chunk.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:54 PM (B6YpL)

348 343 That's a fascinating subject, TJM.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:54 PM (xTRSc)

349 What has more square miles, Rhode Island or DFW Airport?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:55 PM (B6YpL)

350 *I wonder how conjugation of baiser works.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2023 12:55 PM (idBr5)

351 349 King Ranch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2023 12:55 PM (0EOe9)

352 343 As an aside, I think I want to write a Cain and Abel story set at the end of the first decade or so of the Christian abolishment and persecutions in Japan during the Tokugawa shogunate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

make them both cute teenaged boys and sell the story to Tokyo Pop or Shogakukan

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 12:55 PM (xcxpd)

353 The Thunderbirds are here in my AO this weekend for our air show. Definitely gonna check it out.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2023 12:55 PM (V8he0)

354 The one that I like is that it doesn't matter how careful you are, because your writing style and word choice is unique. If you've used gmail for any length of time you can be identified easily.
Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at September 01, 2023 12:44 PM (rCyBc)
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I once had to "edit" an informational article for my product prior to publication. Because of how the system worked, the author was not me - it was the other guy. I owned the edit, but not the article.

It was a complete rewrite. When the tech editor got it, he had a question. He walked over to my desk and asked it. I answered it. He said, "thank you. I know it says that Steve was the author of this one, but you definitely wrote it. Your writing stands out."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:56 PM (t0OGg)

355 352 make them both cute teenaged boys and sell the story to Tokyo Pop or Shogakukan
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 12:55 PM (xcxpd)

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Heh.

Reading Shusaku Endo is having an effect on me. That, plus the Cain and Abel story being my favorite part of Huston's Bible movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

356
Wow. She's an unattractive, unhappy, graceless woman who looks like she's about as much fun as a sack of assholes.

Her chin looks like the Kool-Aid Man busting through a wall.

$10 says she wasn't an "analyst", but was an executive secretary to the HR director in the analysis section. She has that look.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2023 12:56 PM (n+4am)

357 Why are people shooting bars of soap in Texas?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:52 PM (xTRSc)

Could be trespassing... or bad manners.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2023 12:56 PM (idBr5)

358 The Thunderbirds are here in my AO this weekend for our air show. Definitely gonna check it out.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2023 12:55 PM (V8he0)

Are you tough enough?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:56 PM (IXZGh)

359 Thank you. Thank you. I'd like to give a shout to all the little people. Namely my wife, who's vertical challenge should be an inspiration to us all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:49 PM (IXZGh)

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WTF? You're height-shaming your wife?

During Dwarf and Disabled Trans Genocide Vengeance Pride Month?

REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:57 PM (f6UzA)

360 It was a complete rewrite. When the tech editor got it, he had a question. He walked over to my desk and asked it. I answered it. He said, "thank you. I know it says that Steve was the author of this one, but you definitely wrote it. Your writing stands out."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:56 PM (t0OGg)

I was just told by my boss that she could tell I had written an ad because it had my style.

Which means...I failed.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 01, 2023 12:57 PM (KbCG3)

361 Why are people shooting bars of soap in Texas?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 01, 2023 12:52 PM (xTRSc)

dove pie...mmmm

Posted by: BignJames at September 01, 2023 12:57 PM (AwYPR)

362 344 But WHO are you banging? The original modern "feminist" movement was largely leftwing commie lesbians with a vested interest in turning women against men, in part to free up more lesbian sexual partners for themselves. The movement backfired because all it really did was turn women into men when it came to sex. Add in birth control and it meant an explosion in sexual activity by women -- to the joy of men everywhere and still today.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 12:52 PM (iFTx/)
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In the 70s it meant college girls. Which was fun.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2023 12:53 PM (brAQZ)
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That was before my time. But I do remember as a kid the explosion in the 80s of female pop singers (like Madonna) who's whole schtick was being a slut. I didn't quite understand it at the time, but it was a tipping point when younger girls began idolizing slutty behavior, singing dirty lyrics and dancing around like strippers. It only accelerated from there. Again: to the joy of boys and men everywhere.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

363 Your writing stands out.

"And there were six jpegs of comely lasses embedded in the document."

Posted by: spindrift at September 01, 2023 12:57 PM (y3wha)

364 336 I went to a charity fundraiser gig a couple weeks ago where they somehow got the military to fly some helicopters over in a loose formation, doors open and miniguns sticking out. Pretty damn cool.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:52 PM (B6YpL)

Any commies fall out?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

365 363 Your writing stands out.

"And there were six jpegs of comely lasses embedded in the document."
Posted by: spindrift at September 01, 2023 12:57 PM (y3wha)

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Comely?

More like homely.

Amiright?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:58 PM (LvTSG)

366 Are you tough enough?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:56 PM (IXZGh)

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Watching Jimmy wrap his arms around Stevie and playing a double-necked guitar together ... never fails to now bring a tear to my eye.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:58 PM (f6UzA)

367 I was just told by my boss that she could tell I had written an ad because it had my style.

Which means...I failed.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 01, 2023 12:57 PM (KbCG3)
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Less of a problem with tech writing - so long as your style is "clear, complete and concise."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:58 PM (t0OGg)

368 Even native French speakers need to be careful when using baiser. For example, Je veux te donner un baiser means “I want to give you a kiss” while Je veux te baiser means “I want to fuck you.”
[andy: elle baise bien = she's a good lay]
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023

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Looks like the innocuous meaning is used as a noun, and the racy meaning as a verb?

I wonder, too, if the "kiss" meaning led to the French word being adapted into the Southern slang or dialect term "to buss," meaning "to kiss."

Posted by: Zombie Passenger Pigeons at September 01, 2023 12:58 PM (J2vNu)

369 *I wonder how conjugation of baiser works.
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2023 12:55 PM (idBr5)
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Well, the mommy and daddy go out to dinner and then....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 12:58 PM (B6YpL)

370 I heard a bunch of loud jet noise overhead on Wednesday (we get airliners overhead all the time, but you don't hear them indoors), and didn't think till later that it might be a team or teams arriving for the CNE airshow. Checked later and it was probably the Blue Angels flying in. Found some video of them coming in; pretty slick:
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Great video.

Here are the performers, BTW:
https://cias.org/performers/

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 12:58 PM (krqg6)

371 -----------

WTF? You're height-shaming your wife?

During Dwarf and Disabled Trans Genocide Vengeance Pride Month?

REALLY???
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:57 PM (f6UzA)

Shit.......

I will note that she's currently out driving my F250 diesel, sitting on a pillow (no power seats) so she can see out, now can't touch the floor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:59 PM (IXZGh)

372 Did ANYONE get through the idiotic Justified reboot?

My Lord, what a insulting dreadful piece of shit show that was. Another thing that's going to be incredibly easy to pretend doesn't exist.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2023 12:59 PM (JRS5l)

373 A sack of assholes you say? Tell me more...

Posted by: Pere Bootyjudge at September 01, 2023 12:59 PM (f1kZG)

374 One of the best parts about growing up in East Las Vegas was getting to frequently watch The Thunderbirds -- based out of nearby Nellis AFB -- practice their acrobatic routines in the sky.

Back when sonic booms used to shake the homes & windows ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 12:51 PM (f6UzA)

I lived near an Air Force training base growing up and when the T-38 was first introduced, they'd fly supersonic over the small towns in the area and wake people up. Very cool time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2023 12:59 PM (BdMk6)

375 Did ANYONE get through the idiotic Justified reboot?

My Lord, what a insulting dreadful piece of shit show that was. Another thing that's going to be incredibly easy to pretend doesn't exist.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2023 12:59 PM (JRS5l)

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Nope. I quit about halfway through. I hear the last 10 minutes are good, though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 01:00 PM (DRSnL)

376 Man with One Red Shoe reference at 257. It must be a Friday.

Posted by: Croaker at September 01, 2023 01:00 PM (iWD6x)

377 S2's are kind of over rated. Their number one job at the Battalion level was to run the piss tests.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:28 PM (0chEi)

Not in my battalion. I was a good S-2 and my people were very good at their jobs. We did all the threat stuff and NRAS.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2023 01:00 PM (hv9bm)

378 I could vote for a president who only accomplishes one thing in his/her four years, unclassify and release every single government document.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2023 01:00 PM (fs1hN)

379 Are you tough enough?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:56 PM (IXZGh)

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https://t.ly/C4ucU

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 01:01 PM (B6YpL)

380 I just sprinkle in an occasional word that I know they will have to go look up.

Prestidigiitalizationarianism.

Keeps 'em on their toes.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2023 01:01 PM (991eG)

381 It was a complete rewrite. When the tech editor got it, he had a question. He walked over to my desk and asked it. I answered it. He said, "thank you. I know it says that Steve was the author of this one, but you definitely wrote it. Your writing stands out."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 12:56 PM (t0OGg)

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I can usually identify your "Your Kid's College Professor"-socked comments in five words or less ... ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 01:01 PM (f6UzA)

382 I will note that she's currently out driving my F250 diesel, sitting on a pillow (no power seats) so she can see out, now can't touch the floor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:59 PM (IXZGh)

does she ever let you drive the truck? The first time I drove the BF's truck, I was all...hey this is a smooth ride, wanna swap?

Posted by: kallisto at September 01, 2023 01:01 PM (dCxaZ)

383 ------------

https://t.ly/C4ucU
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 01:01 PM (B6YpL)

Here's the pitch.......

IT'S A DRIVE!!!! DEEP!!!!! WAY BACK!!! AND IT'S GONE!!!! A HOME RUN!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:02 PM (IXZGh)

384 Man with One Red Shoe reference at 257. It must be a Friday.
Posted by: Croaker at September 01, 2023 01:00 PM (iWD6x)

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Spies Like Us, I think.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 01:02 PM (DRSnL)

385 380 I just sprinkle in an occasional word that I know they will have to go look up.

Prestidigiitalizationarianism.

Keeps 'em on their toes.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2023 01:01 PM (991eG)

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"I just need to know if she has the flu, Doc."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

386 Speaking of plagiarism, I fondly recall busting a student for copying, almost word for word, one of the worst essays I have ever read. The whole Adam Sandler clip about "I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul" thing? Yeah, that bad. And someone copied it.

Posted by: PabloD at September 01, 2023 01:02 PM (ubWO3)

387
I will note that she's currently out driving my F250 diesel, sitting on a pillow (no power seats) so she can see out, now can't touch the floor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 12:59 PM (IXZGh)

Tie box to foot, Dr Jones. She go fast in truck.

Posted by: Short Round at September 01, 2023 01:03 PM (n+4am)

388 I just sprinkle in an occasional word that I know they will have to go look up.

Prestidigiitalizationarianism.

Keeps 'em on their toes.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2023 01:01 PM (991eG)

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Am I the only kid in the 60's whose English text introduced us to what was purported to be the longest word in the English language "Antidisestablishmentarianism?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 01:03 PM (f6UzA)

389 They're mostly very loyal to the concept of an agency.

See Joey's sneer & aviator sunglasses

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 01, 2023 01:03 PM (GshMh)

390
does she ever let you drive the truck? The first time I drove the BF's truck, I was all...hey this is a smooth ride, wanna swap?
Posted by: kallisto at September 01, 2023 01:01 PM (dCxaZ)

Yes. She loves her Expedition, but it's got the dreaded '3 valve engine tick' I need to address. She's been driving the truck more lately. I don't want it to be a daily driver, tho. Want to keep the mileage low. My daily driver is my 96 Ranger.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:03 PM (IXZGh)

391 re: sidebar

Yeah, that was definitely a thing. 'Young Girl get out of my heart' is the one I always think of.

Good song, but a bit creepy.

'with all the charms of a mannix thot' indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:03 PM (zZu0s)

392 388 Am I the only kid in the 60's whose English text introduced us to what was purported to be the longest word in the English language "Antidisestablishmentarianism?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 01:03 PM (f6UzA)

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My cousin was on Jeopardy, and that was the question to one of the answers. The judges took a moment to decide if she had said every syllable.

She did, but she still lost the day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

393 Prestidigiitalizationarianism
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ex pee eh allah dough shuss!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 01:04 PM (krqg6)

394 388 I just sprinkle in an occasional word that I know they will have to go look up.

Prestidigiitalizationarianism.

Keeps 'em on their toes.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 01, 2023 01:01 PM (991eG)

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Am I the only kid in the 60's whose English text introduced us to what was purported to be the longest word in the English language "Antidisestablishmentarianism?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 01:03 PM (f6UzA)

the Germans are experts at creating long words.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

395 and the Welsh

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

396 Holy crap, I did not realize it was a bunch of mutton chopped white guys who sang that song!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:04 PM (zZu0s)

397
Nope. I quit about halfway through. I hear the last 10 minutes are good, though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 01:00 PM (DRSnL)

The last ten minutes were an insult.

Completely unrelated to teh story and they basically showed you they could have made more Justified if they wanted to, in an incredibly cynical effort to rope people in for a next season.

Like they're really not going to bait and switch again? After all it's 2023 and we still have lessons to teach and learn. Did you know you're a fucking racist, there are no heroes, and if you watch long enough we're gonna humiliate every character you ever loved?

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (JRS5l)

398 As an aside, I think I want to write a Cain and Abel story set at the end of the first decade or so of the Christian abolishment and persecutions in Japan during the Tokugawa shogunate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

A worthy subject. The Shimabara Revolt ended with 37,000 Christians slaughtered and only 105 survivors. A few "underground" Christians survived on Ikitsuki Island for centuries while cut off from foreign contacts.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (rj6Yv)

399 The "Company" recruits almost exclusively in Douchville aka: Ivy League schools. Anyone surprised they're commies isn't paying attention.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (0SYwF)

400 >>May as well just avoid Rhode Island then, since Providence Airport takes up a sizeable chunk.

You know we actually have highways and cities and shit here. This isn't the Shire.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)

401 Brennan & Hayden, the leaders

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (GshMh)

402 398 A worthy subject. The Shimabara Revolt ended with 37,000 Christians slaughtered and only 105 survivors. A few "underground" Christians survived on Ikitsuki Island for centuries while cut off from foreign contacts.
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (rj6Yv)

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I'm reading The Samurai by Endo now, and it's just firing the imagination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

403 400 >>May as well just avoid Rhode Island then, since Providence Airport takes up a sizeable chunk.

You know we actually have highways and cities and shit here. This isn't the Shire.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)

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The Shire is more real, though. I can see it in New Zealand.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

404 Brennan & Hayden, the leaders
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (GshMh)

Thank you for your support!

Posted by: Dr. Temperance Brennan at September 01, 2023 01:06 PM (IXZGh)

405 The last ten minutes were an insult.

Completely unrelated to teh story and they basically showed you they could have made more Justified if they wanted to, in an incredibly cynical effort to rope people in for a next season.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (JRS5l)

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When I read what happened, that was my thought as well. But people seemed to love it, so whatever. Still not gonna watch it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 01:07 PM (DRSnL)

406 400 >>May as well just avoid Rhode Island then, since Providence Airport takes up a sizeable chunk.

You know we actually have highways and cities and shit here. This isn't the Shire.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)

The name is a lie; it is NOT an island. And it's nowhere near Rhodes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

407 IT'S A DRIVE!!!! DEEP!!!!! WAY BACK!!! AND IT'S GONE!!!! A HOME RUN!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:02 PM (IXZGh)
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Sponge likes that song about as much as I like the Afternoon Arterton

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 01:07 PM (B6YpL)

408
S2's are kind of over rated. Their number one job at the Battalion level was to run the piss tests.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 12:28 PM (0chEi)

Not in my battalion. I was a good S-2 and my people were very good at their jobs. We did all the threat stuff and NRAS.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2023 01:00 PM (hv9bm)

Hell, I was an RTO in battalion S3 and I got the best piece of intel our S2 ever handled. Photos of the Soviet Embassy in Cairo. Full-on James Bond shit, if by James Bond shit you mean "Cur stands across the street in a teal shirt snapping pictures like a dumb tourist".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2023 01:07 PM (n+4am)

409 I wanted to chime in to state I've banged worse looking spies but in fact all the spies I've hit it with were charming and hot.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 01, 2023 01:07 PM (/BBNv)

410 Like they're really not going to bait and switch again? After all it's 2023 and we still have lessons to teach and learn. Did you know you're a fucking racist, there are no heroes, and if you watch long enough we're gonna humiliate every character you ever loved?
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (JRS5l)

Raylan goes to Detroit to take on a crime boss and it's a white guy.

I mean, c'mon.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 01, 2023 01:07 PM (KbCG3)

411 The name is a lie; it is NOT an island. And it's nowhere near Rhodes.
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Yep. Fucking Yankees.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 01:08 PM (yRved)

412 I have been meaning to read about the Taiping Rebellion for the last few decades.

Always something else to learn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:08 PM (zZu0s)

413 =========
Sponge likes that song about as much as I like the Afternoon Arterton
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 01:07 PM (B6YpL)

Only one is FABULOUS.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:08 PM (IXZGh)

414 Longest world-leader name??

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 36m
JUST IN - Singapore's ex-deputy PM Shanmugaratnam elected president: official results - AFP

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 01:08 PM (krqg6)

415 You know we actually have highways and cities and shit here. This isn't the Shire.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)
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Mere speedbumps on the way from Stonington to Boston or the Cape.

Aren't you supposed to be on your way to Block Island or something?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2023 01:08 PM (B6YpL)

416 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 36m
JUST IN - Singapore's ex-deputy PM Shanmugaratnam elected president: official results - AFP
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 01:08 PM (krqg6)

They just elected Shenanigans?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:09 PM (IXZGh)

417 Heh. Just saw my neighbor, a very good guy. He's on a four day weekend. Anyway, I got up at geezer time for a head call (0300) and noticed his car wasn't there. This morning, it was, not exactly straight between the lines. Seems his daughter was in town, staying at his Mom's, and they had a good time at the Indian Casino. Then Dad took Daughter to breakfast at "ta da" Waffle House. And that's a good thing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2023 01:09 PM (0EOe9)

418 Justified was good for the first two seasons. Then they muffed the Boyd character arc and screwed the series.

There were still good episodes in the later seasons, but the overall story was no where near as good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:09 PM (zZu0s)

419 Just so you know, this Sunday is World Suicide Prevention Day. If you live in a country that condones, encourages, or assists suicide , please disregard.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2023 01:10 PM (z3WCn)

420 "Always something else to learn."

A source of great joy. Never a better era in history to learn something new.

Posted by: gp Shakes Your Milkdrink at September 01, 2023 01:10 PM (MvF+J)

421 I'm reading The Samurai by Endo now, and it's just firing the imagination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

If you haven't read it already, I'd suggest picking up a copy (long out of print) of Fosco Maraini's "Meeting With Japan". A wonderful book.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2023 01:11 PM (rj6Yv)

422 Just so you know, this Sunday is World Suicide Prevention Day. If you live in a country that condones, encourages, or assists suicide , please disregard.
Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2023 01:10 PM (z3WCn)

If that's the case, it can't really be 'World' than, can it.......

A sad state of affairs, that.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:11 PM (IXZGh)

423 She's no Fang Fang.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2023 01:11 PM (aQy7p)

424
does she ever let you drive the truck? The first time I drove the BF's truck, I was all...hey this is a smooth ride, wanna swap?
Posted by: kallisto at September 01, 2023 01:01 PM (dCxaZ)

Must be like one of my ex-girlfriends and my beloved leather bomber jacket.

Week 1: "Can I wear your leather jacket?"

Week 2: "I'm gonna wear the leather jacket."

Week 3: "You can't wear that. That's MY leather jacket."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2023 01:11 PM (n+4am)

425 It's clever to make World Suicide Prevention Day on a day when people don't have to go to work so that if someone commits suicide they won't be discovered for a day or two later, and then it will just be a normal Monday or Tuesday.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat like that with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're so at September 01, 2023 01:11 PM (rCyBc)

426 418 Justified was good for the first two seasons. Then they muffed the Boyd character arc and screwed the series.

There were still good episodes in the later seasons, but the overall story was no where near as good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:09 PM (zZu0s)

Justified Season 1 is so good it feels disconnected from the rest of the series.

The writing just isn't there consistently and you see a lot of character derailment after season 1. But there are still joys to be had. Just not as much as in Season 1.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:12 PM (xcxpd)

427 My cousin was on Jeopardy, and that was the question to one of the answers. The judges took a moment to decide if she had said every syllable.

She did, but she still lost the day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

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Heh. Awesome. When I was in college, one of my classmates got on Wheel of Fortune. We all watched when it was aired (she didn't win either) -- but she told us they were forced to clap like seals after every turn of the wheel.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 01:12 PM (f6UzA)

428 >>The name is a lie; it is NOT an island. And it's nowhere near Rhodes.

It's many islands. And it was named for the island of Rhodes by Giovanni de Verrazano when he came upon one of the islands in the 1500's because of the resemblance when Texas was just a desert full of snakes and tumbleweeds. Like it is now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 01:12 PM (ZLI7S)

429 The writing just isn't there consistently and you see a lot of character derailment after season 1. But there are still joys to be had. Just not as much as in Season 1.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:12 PM (xcxpd)

The characterization was much stronger. A bit sad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:13 PM (zZu0s)

430 It's all over but the cleanup

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2023 01:14 PM (+r76i)

431
Heh. Awesome. When I was in college, one of my classmates got on Wheel of Fortune. We all watched when it was aired (she didn't win either) -- but she told us they were forced to clap like seals after every turn of the wheel.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 01:12 PM (f6UzA)

Have a friend that was on that twice. Once with his mom and once by himself.

The only thing I remember is that he spun the wheel and it landed on something negative and he slapped the handrail in front of him and made a loud POP that scared the crap out of the other contestants.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:14 PM (IXZGh)

432 Must be like one of my ex-girlfriends and my beloved leather bomber jacket.

Week 1: "Can I wear your leather jacket?"

Week 2: "I'm gonna wear the leather jacket."

Week 3: "You can't wear that. That's MY leather jacket."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2023 01:11 PM (n+4am)

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* ShainS' wife has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 01:14 PM (f6UzA)

433 nood

Posted by: gp Shakes Your Milkdrink at September 01, 2023 01:14 PM (MvF+J)

434 They just elected Shenanigans?
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Imagine if Biden ever appears with him at a presser!

Maybe he'll be at the upcoming IIRC G20 meeting??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 01:14 PM (krqg6)

435 Wow. She's an unattractive, unhappy, graceless woman who looks like she's about as much fun as a sack of assholes.

Show us yer... aw fuggit.

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at September 01, 2023 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

436 Truth and Safety Council, Twitter, 2020

The Committee of Public Safety, France, 1793

Compare and contrast.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 01, 2023 01:14 PM (4gD3D)

437 It's many islands. And it was named for the island of Rhodes by Giovanni de Verrazano when he came upon one of the islands in the 1500's because of the resemblance when Texas was just a desert full of snakes and tumbleweeds. Like it is now.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 01:12 PM (ZLI7S)

Jack, are you really intending to get in a war over Rhode Island vs Texas? And take RI's side?

Ok. Better than Trump v Desantis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:14 PM (zZu0s)

438 Just for background, I have Gunsmoke on. You can just about smell these guys around the fire.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2023 01:15 PM (0EOe9)

439 It's many islands. And it was named for the island of Rhodes by Giovanni de Verrazano when he came upon one of the islands in the 1500's because of the resemblance when Texas was just a desert full of snakes and tumbleweeds. Like it is now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 01:12 PM (ZLI7S)

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I didn't have Rhode Island taking on Texas as the beginning of CW II on my bingo card. LOL.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 01:16 PM (f6UzA)

440 Oliphant was dumb in Justofied. That character wad by far the least interesting thing.

Dewey Crowe and the guy in the RV eho watched women's tennis were my favs.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 01:16 PM (abc1t)

441 438 Just for background, I have Gunsmoke on. You can just about smell these guys around the fire.
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Beans for dinner?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 01:16 PM (krqg6)

442 >>Jack, are you really intending to get in a war over Rhode Island vs Texas? And take RI's side?

Of course. Rhode Island is one of the major reasons you have some of the rights you do today.

We helped found the country by beating the greatest empire the world had ever know, not by losing to a bunch of Mexicans.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 01:16 PM (ZLI7S)

443 Must be like one of my ex-girlfriends and my beloved leather bomber jacket.

Week 1: "Can I wear your leather jacket?"

Week 2: "I'm gonna wear the leather jacket."

Week 3: "You can't wear that. That's MY leather jacket."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2023 01:11 PM (n+4am)

They treat guys apartments and houses the same way.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2023 01:17 PM (BdMk6)

444 dove pie...mmmm
Posted by: BignJames
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[pries #8 shot out from between molars]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2023 01:20 PM (e8Uou)

445 It's many islands. And it was named for the island of Rhodes by Giovanni de Verrazano when he came upon one of the islands in the 1500's because of the resemblance when Texas was just a desert full of snakes and tumbleweeds. Like it is now.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Yeah, but, 'Plantation'...Rheeeeee!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2023 01:23 PM (e8Uou)

446 Her entire jaw bone is so big from all of the advice she's always giving. It's the verbal yoga that really has toned and defined it.

Posted by: Goodjay at September 01, 2023 01:31 PM (MPLCP)

447 Yup. Another dull-gray authoritarian dumbshit. She has "ruling class" written on her forehead.

And "worthless, bureaucratic mediocrity who couldn't stand out in a crowd of one, even if her fucked-up, upside down house of cards life depended on it" written on her giant chin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2023 01:34 PM (zdRN1)

448 I'm gobsmacked that this pinch-faced sold is of the self-righteous disinformation enforcer variety. A discontented, liberal white woman seeking out professional employment where she can secretly set her opinions as official policy? That's inconceivable!

Posted by: red speck at September 01, 2023 01:48 PM (0Id0S)

449 I used my Twitter account to criticize and protest to elected officials about Nada Barkos. I had no idea that Twitter, whose customer base is made of retail consumers, would hire a corrupt CIA analyst to censor its consumers. It disgusts me how Twitter mislead me by hiring DC Freaks to go to war against me.

Posted by: william ferrin at September 01, 2023 03:27 PM (tEZPW)

450 That’s a man, baby.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at September 01, 2023 03:36 PM (CCcN5)

451 "Guys, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think the CIA is a enemy intelligence service that does not seek to defend the citizens of the United States, but to subjugate them."

Yep. They have overthrown 83 governments in the last 70 years and have been in control of American social media servers since 2012. Everything you 'read' needs corroboration.

2020 and 2022 elections were totally legit.

Posted by: Danimal28 at September 02, 2023 10:13 AM (ryUqI)

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