Media Finally Notices -- <i>Barely</i> -- That Biden Sure Tells a Lot of "Unverifiable or Implausible" Stories

Media Finally Notices -- Barely -- That Biden Sure Tells a Lot of "Unverifiable or Implausible" Stories

They refuse to say "lies" -- those are the things Republicans tell! -- so instead they say he tells "unverifiable and implausible tales."

And he only does so to connect with audiences and to "comfort" them! You see! His lies, unlike Trump's, are healing lies! They're helping lies!

But before getting to that, let's set the table: He just told the story about his house almost burning down again, despite the heat he took from telling Maui residents that oh boy, Joe Biden sure does know wildfires, why there was one in his kitchen.

Burned down three whole states, seventy-hundred people were killed. One of the tires of my beautiful Corvette got a little warped from the heat.

My word as a Biden.

Biden started off by saying that he didn't think anyone could "deny the impact of the climate crisis," immediately seeming to ignore the facts in the case in Maui, which at this point seem to indicate the fire being started by downed powerlines, although there has not been a formal declaration as to "cause" yet. Maui County, though, did sue Hawaiian Electric,, so that's a pretty good idea about what they think.
But then he went on to talk again about the fire at his house in 2004, which the local fire company described as a small kitchen fire that was put out within 20 minutes. Again, Biden seems obsessed with exaggerating the nature of the fire, and he was at it again, while talking about Americans who had suffered true loss.

BIDEN: "Lightning stuck my house ... half the house almost collapsed!"

According to a 2004 AP report, it was “a small fire...contained to the kitchen” that “was under control in 20 minutes.” pic.twitter.com/4RBlQgV9E0
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 30, 2023

If this seems familiar -- yes, he just told that same story in Maui, where 1,100 people are still missing and most of those are probably dead.

He was roundly criticized for trivializing true tragedy, and, as Megyn Kelly says, he was almost certainly told by his staff "Don't say that!"

So why would he trot out the same story again, in the same context?

Because, she says: He doesn't remember his staff warning him not to tell that story again, even though they just told him that last week.

With Biden's many Fake Tales of Tragedy and Woe becoming a more salient issue, given not just a rising appreciation of his dishonesty and corruption but also given the nation's growing understanding that this man is senile and no more capable of running the country than a housecat, the Washington Post decided to forthrightly confront the issue, and by "forthrightly confront the issue," I mean they put Nazi-scion Glenn Kessler on the case to minimize the extent of Joe Biden's dishonesty and mental disrepair and claim that stories which are provably false are merely "unverifiable."

The article is exactly what you'd expect. It's a pathetic attempt to get on record that "we covered it" while completely glossing over Biden's falsehoods. In fact, Kessler only uses the word "lie" a single time, and that's only to describe accusations from others.

Speaking to survivors of the devastating Maui fire on Aug. 21, Biden recalled how lightning had once struck a pond outside his home, sparking a fire. "To make a long story short, I almost lost my wife, my '67 Corvette and my cat," he said, adding, "all kidding aside."
But throughout his career -- most famously in his first presidential campaign, in the 1988 election cycle -- Biden's propensity to exaggerate or embellish tales about his life led to doubts about his truthfulness. Contemporary news reports on the house fire do not match his telling of it, fanning criticism that he had lied to a vulnerable audience.
"Joe Biden shared his life -- or his version of it -- continuously," wrote Richard Ben Cramer in his 1992 book, "What It Takes," about the 1988 campaign. "He confided it, displayed it, spread it profligately, even expanded it to connect it with your life. He would settle for nothing less."
Kessler's choice to include that ridiculous quote from a Biden sycophant, essentially claiming that Bidne's lies are somehow a positive is your first clue. How many of his Trump fact-checks included quotes from the former president's most ardent supporters explaining how lying is good actually? I would suspect the answer is none.

The whole piece is worth a read. If you can take it, of course.

Posted by: Ace at 01:14 PM

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1 Democrats never lie.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2023 01:14 PM (JRS5l)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:14 PM (IXZGh)

3 Did they call him "colorful"?

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2023 01:15 PM (JRS5l)

4 He's not his own worst enemy, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

5 He's just a father lying to show his love for his son, all while combatting a stutter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:15 PM (IXZGh)

6 Because, she says: He doesn't remember his staff warning him not to tell that story again, even though they just told him that last week.

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Oh, that's just Old Joe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

7 Two, three weeks ago now for the Maui fires?

Yeah, not likely they 'disappeared' to reappear like Lassie, sadly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

8 I mean they put Nazi-scion Glenn Kessler on the case to minimize the extent of Joe Biden's dishonesty and mental disrepair and claim that stories which are provably false are merely "unverifiable."

It is also unverifiable that I wrote the Tears in Rain monologue. What can you do?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 01:16 PM (I/Qkd)

9 Hirelings do what their told are they get the hose.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 01:16 PM (yRved)

10 are = or

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 01, 2023 01:16 PM (yRved)

11 Biden started off by saying that he didn't think anyone could "deny the impact of the climate crisis," immediately seeming to ignore the facts in the case in Maui, which at this point seem to indicate the fire being started by downed powerlines, although there has not been a formal declaration as to "cause" yet.

--

Speaking of, it was reported this morning that the government is erecting fencing around the burned-out area so that people can't see anything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat like that with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're so at September 01, 2023 01:16 PM (rCyBc)

12 Keep your eye on this "climate crisis" bullshit propaganda. It's going to get worse...much worse.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2023 01:17 PM (V8he0)

13 Biden started off by saying that he didn't think anyone could "deny the impact of the climate crisis," immediately seeming to ignore the facts in the case in Maui, which at this point seem to indicate the fire being started by downed powerlines, although there has not been a formal declaration as to "cause" yet.
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Bleating on about the "climate crisis" requires one to ignore the facts.

In every case.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 01:17 PM (t0OGg)

14 He's not his own worst enemy, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

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Dammit. Now that Lit song is going to be stuck in my head.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 01:17 PM (DRSnL)

15 ...But still deny his lies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 01:17 PM (ynpvh)

16 What upsets me the most is the expectation people don't remember what was said just a few years ago...
It's insulting.

Posted by: Inogame at September 01, 2023 01:17 PM (53oGX)

17 Trump once claimed there was 50 people in a room when actually there was only 49.

PANTS ON FIRE
LIE OF THE YEAR

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2023 01:18 PM (JRS5l)

18 The attempt to 'nudge' Biden out continues.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:18 PM (xcxpd)

19 Speaking of, it was reported this morning that the government is erecting fencing around the burned-out area so that people can't see anything.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat like that with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're so at September 01, 2023 01:16 PM (rCyB

Been up for about a week with "special" guards... I can understand though.. I bet it's grisly work having to sift for bones and teeth

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2023 01:18 PM (bs+z0)

20 Speaking of, it was reported this morning that the government is erecting fencing around the burned-out area so that people can't see anything.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat like that with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're so at September 01, 2023 01:16 PM (rCyBc)

Hmmm, wondering about that tinfoil hat suggestion I made...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:18 PM (zZu0s)

21
Dammit. Now that Lit song is going to be stuck in my head.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 01:17 PM (DRSnL)

Donate your car, not your kid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:18 PM (IXZGh)

22 I blame the toaster.

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

23 With Biden's many Fake Tales of Tragedy and Woe becoming a more salient issue, given not just a rising appreciation of his dishonesty and corruption but also given the nation's growing understanding that this man is senile and no more capable of running the country than a housecat, the Washington Post decided to forthrightly confront the issue, and by "forthrightly confront the issue," I mean they put Nazi-scion Glenn Kessler on the case to minimize the extent of Joe Biden's dishonesty and mental disrepair and claim that stories which are provably false are merely "unverifiable."
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WaPo is the Party/IC Paper. If that paper is still providing air cover, then Biden is still the preferred choice of the two power centers that are of particular importance in the matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 01:19 PM (t0OGg)

24 "The whole piece is worth a read. If you can take it, of course."

Which I can't. I feel for you, Ace, having to cover the ridiculousness and/or infuriating crap out there.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 01, 2023 01:19 PM (Mzdiz)

25 18 The attempt to 'nudge' Biden out continues.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:18 PM (xcxpd)

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If I remember Mannix's analysis, WaPo is the intelligence agency's paper while the NYT is another faction.

If the NYT starts repeating this stuff, then the effort is near unanimous behind the scenes.

Until then, it's just one faction vying for more power within the Kremlin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

26 Not that it matters what the Mean Puppet says. His own staff walks back his statements all the time.

He's not the President and he knows it...when he knows anything.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:19 PM (xcxpd)

27 God damn the DJT GOPers better not drop the Biden investigation if he resigns or is 25th'd.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 01:19 PM (abc1t)

28 The attempt to 'nudge' Biden out continues.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo
.......

Next time he gets stuck in a hedge they should just leave him there.

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2023 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

29 A Democrat described:
https://youtu.be/c-ecbGNxEHM?si=h2NnzjVc_5uVmekR&t=101s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

30 Quote Xtwatt: The Washington Post @washingtonpost Aug 31
Fact Checker: Here’s a guide to some of the stories told by President Biden that cannot be verified or are not plausible. wapo.st/3qSuLNQ

Cernovich @Cernovich 23h
Biden doesn’t “lie,” according to fact checkers.

He tells stories that cannot be verified or are not plausible.
🙃

The Dad Aesthetic @TheDadAesthetic 23h Replying to @Cernovich
He also doesn't sleep
He bows in solemnity

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 01:20 PM (krqg6)

31 Not that it matters what the Mean Puppet says. His own staff walks back his statements all the time.

He's not the President and he knows it...when he knows anything.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:19 PM (xcxpd)

Meat Puppets shitty live but great albums.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 01:20 PM (abc1t)

32 It's 388 missing in Hawaii. 115 dead.

Posted by: Craken at September 01, 2023 01:20 PM (nSRZX)

33 4 He's not his own worst enemy, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

No, he's ours.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 01, 2023 01:20 PM (yACxx)

34 32 It's 388 missing in Hawaii. 115 dead.
Posted by: Craken at September 01, 2023 01:20 PM (nSRZX)

That they "Know" of

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2023 01:21 PM (bs+z0)

35 "Joe Biden shared his life -- or his version of it -- continuously," wrote Richard Ben Cramer in his 1992 book, "What It Takes," about the 1988 campaign. "He confided it, displayed it, spread it profligately, even expanded it to connect it with your life. He would settle for nothing less."
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Huh. More or less exactly what I said on the Morning Report today:

I don't think it's about being a victim so much as it is about a soulless robot trying to be relatable. This is common in politicians. They are, to a man, inauthentic. They have to be. They're demons pretending to men. ...
Biden's tales are all about this. He's been there, Jack! He knows the score! He can relate to you because he's real like you are. You have suffered no tragedy and felt no joy that your 'ole pal Joe as not also experienced. He's just like you. He's just like everyone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 01:21 PM (t0OGg)

36 Been up for about a week with "special" guards... I can understand though.. I bet it's grisly work having to sift for bones and teeth

--

Thankfully the cops know where to look.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat like that with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're so at September 01, 2023 01:21 PM (rCyBc)

37 Asshat satanic pedo pathological liar makes Tommy Flanagan blush.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 01, 2023 01:21 PM (f6UzA)

38 Joe Lies.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 01, 2023 01:21 PM (lZVy/)

39 My house almost burned down just a couple days ago ... well, I burned the onions on the stove and they smoked a bit, but it was horrendous, as bad as Maui.

And that 2" rain, man the creeks were up a foot, just as bad as that Florida hurricane. I've can relate to their pain ...

Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2023 01:21 PM (Cus5s)

40 Biden has always been a retail bullshiter.

I mean, he had to end his first campaign for President because he's a f***ing a**hole liar.

The dudes entire life story and biography is one f***ing lie after another.

F**k the media.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2023 01:22 PM (y8+A5)

41 Joe Biden shared his life -- or his version of it -- continuously," wrote Richard Ben Cramer in his 1992 book, "What It Takes," about the 1988 campaign. "He confided it, displayed it, spread it profligately, even expanded it to connect it with your life. He would settle for nothing less.

Well, except when he was sharing Neil Kinnock's life.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 01:23 PM (I/Qkd)

42 Maui residents got $700 from Joe.

Ukraine got $100,000,000 from Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)

43 And there was only 49 people in the room because one went to the bathroom. IMPEACH

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2023 01:23 PM (JRS5l)

44 ooo

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2023 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)

45 WaPo Trump Lies Factcheck: The President said "10,000" when the actual figure was "9,972"!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 01:23 PM (krqg6)

46 The whole piece is worth a read. If you can take it, of course.

Can I assume it's more fun than a sack of assholes?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at September 01, 2023 01:23 PM (6r8ju)

47 Dammit. Now that Lit song is going to be stuck in my head.
Posted by: Jordan61

Yeah, every now and then I kick the living shit out of me, too.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 01, 2023 01:24 PM (ftFVW)

48 1,100 killed on Maui. Another grim milestone for the green agenda.

Though, greenies probably consider the deaths a step in the right direction.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 01, 2023 01:24 PM (2YtOq)

49 *biden's incensed that his staff treats him like a toddler.

I think there's a hot button topic right there that could be used to push the old fuck over the edge.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2023 01:24 PM (Q4IgG)

50 Biden is a lot like Hillary in that he lies all the time, even when no lie is necessary or useful.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 01, 2023 01:24 PM (ppBhU)

51 Being deathly afraid of my stories is only proof that my stories have won, Jack.

Posted by: Grandpa Mumbles at September 01, 2023 01:24 PM (Y+fCa)

52 From the Guardian:
In a 1987 Democratic primary debate, Biden sprinkled Kinnock’s phrases into his own speech and forgot to credit him – a blunder many believe cost him the presidency

Yeah, that's what happened. He forgot to credit him. It was a blunder.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 01:25 PM (I/Qkd)

53 18 The attempt to 'nudge' Biden out continues.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:18 PM (xcxpd)

_____________

I actually think this is the opposite: it's a story designed to "cover" Joey Shitbrains' obvious lies in the most favorable manner possible, so that later the entire thing can be dismissed as "old news." If the WaPo really wanted to nudge Biden out, there are many more effective ways of doing it than writing what amounts to a puff piece explaining away his lies.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

54 Can I assume it's more fun than a sack of assholes?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Definitely not.

Posted by: Barry Sotero at September 01, 2023 01:25 PM (ftFVW)

55 I seem to remember a term something like "serial fabulator" or "serial confabulator"?

Was that a meme about someone once?

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 01:25 PM (abc1t)

56 Look, Fat, I once touched a hot stove...okay, actually it was yesterday. I know what being burned is like.

Posted by: Joey at September 01, 2023 01:25 PM (e8Uou)

57 Yeah, every now and then I kick the living shit out of me, too.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 01, 2023 01:24 PM (ftFVW)

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*fist bump*

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

58 Do you remember when Beau Biden died at The Battle of The Bulge and General Pattern personally presented Joe with his son's Purple Heart and Medal of Honor?

Joe Biden remembers...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 01, 2023 01:26 PM (TGPs7)

59 "So when the prostitute tells me she really loves me, that's not a lie?"

-- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

60 Yeah, every now and then I kick the living shit out of me, too.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 01, 2023 01:24 PM (ftFVW)
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Why?

PLEASE TELL ME WHY!!!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)

61 I actually think this is the opposite: it's a story designed to "cover" Joey Shitbrains' obvious lies in the most favorable manner possible, so that later the entire thing can be dismissed as "old news." If the WaPo really wanted to nudge Biden out, there are many more effective ways of doing it than writing what amounts to a puff piece explaining away his lies.

It could (and I believe it is) also be a way to remind Biden that there are lots of ways of torpedoing him, and it might be best if he were to develop health problems and decide to spend more time with his family.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 01:26 PM (I/Qkd)

62 Though, greenies probably consider the deaths a step in the right direction.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 01, 2023 01:24 PM (2YtOq)

Baseball is funner to play on greenies.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 01:26 PM (abc1t)

63 *biden's incensed that his staff treats him like a toddler.

Fuckers took my chupi. Joey angry. Joey need to suck.

Posted by: Joey Biden at September 01, 2023 01:27 PM (ppBhU)

64 It's 388 missing in Hawaii. 115 dead.
Posted by: Craken at September 01, 2023 01:20 PM (nSRZX)

Ace (and a few others here) is quoting the NYT. You know. The paper of record.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2023 01:27 PM (BdMk6)

65 Invest in Ameri-CANS.
Also Ameri-BOTTLES.

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2023 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

66 I think it'd be a hoot if millions of morons were to take the boxtop from some Kellogg's Corn Pops, and mail it to FJB at the Whitewash House.

Who knows, they might redeem 'em for a Hunter Signature Model Crack Pipe?

More likely though, an IRS Signature Model Audit and Anal Exam.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2023 01:27 PM (e6UQI)

67 Biden is a lot like Hillary in that he lies all the time, even when no lie is necessary or useful.
Posted by: bear
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Well, he won, didn't he?

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 01, 2023 01:27 PM (e8Uou)

68 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 18m
Rhode Island Airport shooter update:

All clear given

Rhode Island T. F. Green International Airport @IFlyRhodeIsland 46m
Law enforcement has determined there is no credible security threat at R.I. T.F.Green International Airport.

RIAC has lifted the precautionary airport lockdown. Travelers are asked to check with their airlines regarding potential delays.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 01:27 PM (krqg6)

69 The media has been covering for this shitbag for decades.

He had to drop out of his 1st prez run and the media told us it was "plagiarism" as if he dropped a citation something. He literally tried to steal Neil Kinnock's life story and pass it off as his own.

Did the media spend decades telling us that? No, they hid it behind some tepid technically correct word when they could have said "He tried to steal Neil Kinnock's life story and pass it off as his own" the whole time.

If he was a R instead of a dem they would have spoken that few number of extra words every time.

Posted by: jc at September 01, 2023 01:27 PM (N1WXz)

70 The firefighters called it an insignificant fire.

Biden claimed that firefighters nearly died in his kitchen.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2023 01:28 PM (NpAcC)

71 Speaking of, it was reported this morning that the government is erecting fencing around the burned-out area so that people can't see anything.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat like that with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're so at September 01, 2023 01:16 PM (rCyBc)
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There's nothing Soviet about that at all. /sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2023 01:28 PM (YIVH2)

72 Corn Pops made Kaboom! look like Lucky Charms in comparison!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 01:29 PM (krqg6)

73 Confabulation is a symptom of dementia, it isn't so much that the person is lying reflexively, it is that they person is completely unmoored from history and is trying to set up meaning to explain what he remembers and what is going on right now.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2023 01:29 PM (xhaym)

74 To those who say there's nothing left and police won't even let us near the property...

I know how you feel! I often can't find my own house, and there are restraining orders that keep me out of certain neighborhoods..

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:29 PM (Sv58p)

75 You lost your kids in a fire? Man, I know how you feel. One time there was almost a fire near me vette. And let me tell you it was a sweet, sweet vette. Oh yeah and Ashley's stupid cat was there too. And...that's not the kitty of her's I prefer you know? My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:29 PM (lc5cP)

76 *biden's incensed that his staff treats him like a toddler.

Fuckers took my chupi. Joey angry. Joey need to suck.
Posted by: Joey Biden at September 01, 2023

***
We're so proud of you, Joey. You remembered your name! Now go take your nap.

Posted by: Zombie Passenger Pigeons at September 01, 2023 01:29 PM (J2vNu)

77 Biden claimed that firefighters nearly died in his kitchen.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2023 01:28 PM (NpAcC)

Probably wasn't that dirty.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2023 01:30 PM (xhaym)

78 It could (and I believe it is) also be a way to remind Biden that there are lots of ways of torpedoing him, and it might be best if he were to develop health problems and decide to spend more time with his family.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 01:26 PM (I/Qkd)
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Except his mind is so far gone that he is incapable of remembering his marching orders.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2023 01:30 PM (YIVH2)

79 ~~Travelers~~ Jim, Francis and Beth are asked to check with their airlines regarding potential delays.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 01:27 PM (krqg6)

Fixed.

Posted by: spindrift at September 01, 2023 01:30 PM (y3wha)

80 >>I seem to remember a term something like "serial fabulator" or "serial confabulator"?

Was that a meme about someone once?
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Stephen Glass?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 01, 2023 01:30 PM (bNf8H)

81 Confabulation is a symptom of dementia, it isn't so much that the person is lying reflexively, it is that they person is completely unmoored from history and is trying to set up meaning to explain what he remembers and what is going on right now.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Distinct from compulsive self-serving lying?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2023 01:30 PM (e8Uou)

82 Joe fought alongside the Sioux at Little Big Horn.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 01:30 PM (HfNu5)

83 61 I actually think this is the opposite: it's a story designed to "cover" Joey Shitbrains' obvious lies in the most favorable manner possible, so that later the entire thing can be dismissed as "old news." If the WaPo really wanted to nudge Biden out, there are many more effective ways of doing it than writing what amounts to a puff piece explaining away his lies.

It could (and I believe it is) also be a way to remind Biden that there are lots of ways of torpedoing him, and it might be best if he were to develop health problems and decide to spend more time with his family.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2023 01:26 PM (I/Qkd)
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Could be, but again if that was the intent there are better ways to do it (like privately through powerful channels). If you want Joey to step aside, you don't publicly wound him because that hurts the Democrap brand generally.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

84 The worst to me is when he told parents who lost their kids in Afghanistan, that he and Jill know how they feel as they lost A son who came home in a flag draped coffin. Stolen valor and outright lie on top of that disastrous withdrawal.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2023 01:31 PM (FGQ5G)

85 The fact that the deep state pulled out all the stops to get Biden elected really lowers my opinion of the deep state.

Seriously, what kind of f’ed up organization would actually put him in charge of any?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 01, 2023 01:31 PM (JTwsP)

86 Jill, I've never banged anyone else in this kitchen!

And may lightning strike if I'm lyin'!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (Sey1j)

87 Has Joe ever been told to stop molesting little girls?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (HfNu5)

88 The firefighters called it an insignificant fire.

Biden claimed that firefighters nearly died in his kitchen.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2023 01:28 PM (NpAcC)
.......

If you saw DOCTOR Jill in a bathrobe, you'd probably die too.

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

89 Could be, but again if that was the intent there are better ways to do it (like privately through powerful channels). If you want Joey to step aside, you don't publicly wound him because that hurts the Democrap brand generally.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 01:31 PM (iFTx/)
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Yup. That is the point I made on one of the podcasts a while back. If they want Joe gone, there are easier ways - and ways much, much less humiliating to the Party - to do it. He's a frail old man. When they want him gone, they can just knock him down a flight of stairs. Game over.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (t0OGg)

90 Could be, but again if that was the intent there are better ways to do it (like privately through powerful channels). If you want Joey to step aside, you don't publicly wound him because that hurts the Democrap brand generally.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

This is a Clinton or CA Faction op against the CHC faction. Very mild and probably w/in the "rules".

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (abc1t)

91 Bury my shart at Wounded Pee, fat!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (krqg6)

92 Been up for about a week with "special" guards... I can understand though.. I bet it's grisly work having to sift for bones and teeth
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2023 01:18 PM

More likely just to hide this:
"Looks like five bodies, two adults and three children". (Checks records) "Looks like a married couple and three children lived here" (Checks further records) "And it looks like they have no immediate family. Take them off the 'missing' list"
"Put them on the 'dead' list, sir?"
"No. Just take them off the missing list"

Posted by: Chuck C at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (xttsV)

93 Seriously, what kind of f’ed up organization would actually put him in charge of any?

A corrupt idiot that will do what he is told is exactly what they wanted...and got.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (lc5cP)

94 My favorite 2023 fact: cut a check to every household for their share of the 900 dollars spent on Ukraine, and the end result would be every household would still be in the hole for 900 dollars.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (JRS5l)

95

Member when:

SNL made fun of Nixon for being a fabulist and Ford for being a bumbling idiot and Bush for mispronouncing words and Clinton for his sexual deviances.

Joe Biden dropped out of one Pres run due to his lying?

But nooooooooo. Now he gets a pass from our great media.

Fucking crazy.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (UCNv1)

96 > Maui residents got $700 from Joe.

PER HOUSEHOLD.

They didn't even get $700 per person.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (R38qh)

97 Seriously, what kind of f’ed up organization would actually put him in charge of any?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 01, 2023 01:31 PM (JTwsP)
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An organization aligned with the WEF.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (2YtOq)

98 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2023 01:33 PM (T4tVD)

99 I expect habitual lying makes it worse. there is no way for him to tell the difference between lies and the actual past.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2023 01:33 PM (xhaym)

100
Seriously, what kind of f’ed up organization would actually put him in charge of any?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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With Kamala as back-up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2023 01:33 PM (e8Uou)

101 Biden claimed that firefighters nearly died in his kitchen.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2023 01:28 PM

One had a stroke a few days later.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2023 01:34 PM (JRS5l)

102 ," immediately seeming to ignore the facts in the case in Maui, which at this point seem to indicate the fire being started by downed powerlines, although there has not been a formal declaration as to "cause"
----------------

I think it was Buck but in an earlier thread it was stated that the power lines were shut down thirty minutes before the fires started.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2023 01:34 PM (MxRrv)

103 SNL used to mock Carter too.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 01:34 PM (krqg6)

104 my AO has its fair share of pyrsyns who "enjoyed" close encounters with teh Bidet, some of those asshats are actually proud of it.

Posted by: kallisto at September 01, 2023 01:34 PM (dCxaZ)

105 74 To those who say there's nothing left and police won't even let us near the property...

I know how you feel! I often can't find my own house, and there are restraining orders that keep me out of certain neighborhoods..
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:29 PM (Sv58p)
- - - - -
And I ask myself, is this my beautiful house?
And I ask myself, is this my beautiful wife?
And I ask myself, is this my daughter tied to a chair?
And I ask myself, should I sniff that beautiful hair?

Posted by: Another Anon at September 01, 2023 01:34 PM (hwP7U)

106 expect habitual lying makes it worse. there is no way for him to tell the difference between lies and the actual past.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2023 01:33 PM (xhaym)

Yeah. I think Joe has always been unmoored from the past. Psychotic personality type.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 01:35 PM (abc1t)

107 85 The fact that the deep state pulled out all the stops to get Biden elected really lowers my opinion of the deep state.

Seriously, what kind of f’ed up organization would actually put him in charge of any?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 01, 2023 01:31 PM (JTwsP)
___________

I don't think they really wanted him. He was just the last man standing after all the other idiots and retards with shitstain-level charisma dropped out. I think they really wanted Kneepads, but she was so terrible she dribbled down Willie Brown's leg before the first primary.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

108 9 Travelers Jim, Francis and Beth are asked to check with their airlines regarding potential delays.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 01, 2023 01:27 PM (krqg6)

Fixed.
Posted by: spindrift at September 01, 2023 01:30 PM (y3wha)

Nope. Just Francis and Beth. Jim is on the other side of the airport which puts him in another state.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2023 01:35 PM (BdMk6)

109 Distinct from compulsive self-serving lying?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2023

***
It's like cigarette smoking. F. Joe has been doing that so long that he can't quit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2023 01:35 PM (J2vNu)

110 Maui residents got $700 from Joe.

PER HOUSEHOLD.
........

That should cover this months electricity bill. Oh, wait...

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

111 Been up for about a week with "special" guards... I can understand though.. I bet it's grisly work having to sift for bones and teeth
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2023 01:18 PM

Multiple families huddled together, children in groups, basically the Pompeii diorama thing, is going to make everyone surviving ready to tear the state and feds and anyone nearby into bloody gobbets.
This is being hidden to protect the state from retribution.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2023 01:35 PM (xhaym)

112 Two of the Democrat's factions are obviously battling each other; one to keep *biden in the White House, the other trying to get him out. The newz about *biden's various issues and transgressions flip-flops every other day.

So, I wonder which side, the anti-Joe or the pro-Joe has the GOP in their pocket? Seems like it's the pro-Joe faction since there hasn't been any real attempt to remove him from office.

Wheels within wheels...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2023 01:36 PM (Q4IgG)

113 Kafiristan would never let a fabulist run it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

114 I suspect Biden was pretty good at backstabbing political bs.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 01:36 PM (HfNu5)

115 112 So, I wonder which side, the anti-Joe or the pro-Joe has the GOP in their pocket? Seems like it's the pro-Joe faction since there hasn't been any real attempt to remove him from office.

Wheels within wheels...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2023 01:36 PM (Q4IgG)

========

The GOP doesn't know. It can't see which one is banging it from behind, unlubed. That's part of the kink.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

116 The difference between the Joe of thirty years ago and today: then, he knew he was lying. These days, nope.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 01, 2023 01:37 PM (2YtOq)

117 Joe Biggs got 17 years in prison for tearing down a fence.

A man who burned down a police station got four years.

https://is.gd/yARsMr

Remember when leftist rioters surrounded the White House, tore down fences, injured SS and Capitol Police? The media LAUGHED AT TRUMP for being a pussy because the SS moved him to the bunker. Nobody went to prison.

https://is.gd/9NzPEZ

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2023 01:37 PM (R38qh)

118 Nada Bakos: Another dull-gray authoritarian dumbshit. She has "ruling class" written on her forehead.

And "worthless, bureaucratic mediocrity who couldn't stand out in a crowd of one, even if her utterly wasted, upside-down life depended on it" written on her giant chin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2023 01:37 PM (zdRN1)

119 Joe Biden has been lying, fronting, stealing, raping, molesting, bribing, grifting, extorting, raping and racketeering since his momma slid him out of her hooha.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 01, 2023 01:37 PM (R/m4+)

120 Everytime time Joe speaks there needs to be a flashing sign saying *writer's embellishment*.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 01, 2023 01:37 PM (/uPJn)

121 Maui residents got $700 from Joe.

PER HOUSEHOLD.

They didn't even get $700 per person.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (R38qh)
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Just wait until they have to declare that as "taxable income."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2023 01:37 PM (YIVH2)

122 Maui residents got $700 from Joe.

PER HOUSEHOLD.

If they can prove it...in court.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2023 01:37 PM (ptElO)

123 ***
It's like cigarette smoking. F. Joe has been doing that so long that he can't quit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Apparently he is psychologically disconnected from reality, past or present.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2023 01:38 PM (e8Uou)

124 Maui residents got $700 from Joe.

PER HOUSEHOLD.
__________

Your household's contribution to the Ukrainian war effort is about $900.

Priorities

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2023 01:38 PM (Q4IgG)

125 53 18 The attempt to 'nudge' Biden out continues.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:18 PM (xcxpd)

_____________

I actually think this is the opposite: it's a story designed to "cover" Joey Shitbrains' obvious lies in the most favorable manner possible, so that later the entire thing can be dismissed as "old news." If the WaPo really wanted to nudge Biden out, there are many more effective ways of doing it than writing what amounts to a puff piece explaining away his lies.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 01, 2023 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

But it keeps coming from other mouthpieces, piling up.
You might be right, they are certainly not above a fait accompli obviously.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

126 I saw Implausible Tales open for Oasis circa 1997 in Manchester.

Posted by: Montec at September 01, 2023 01:38 PM (HbYZK)

127 "Rhode Island T. F. Green International Airport"

International prolly means a puddle-jumper to Montreal twice a week.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 01, 2023 01:39 PM (N3zMI)

128 In my experience Libs (not lefties or righties) absolutely chimp over the word "lie" or 'liar' or the statement "x was lying".

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 01:39 PM (abc1t)

129 Joe doesn't sniff children. He's performs olfactory examinations of postpartum clumps of youthful cells.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 01, 2023 01:39 PM (kem1i)

130 125 But it keeps coming from other mouthpieces, piling up.
You might be right, they are certainly not above a fait accompli obviously.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

========

The left doesn't need to be good at messaging and narrative anymore.

Good narrative making is no different from bad narrative making, so the ones who will get promoted in this environment are those that suck up to their bosses most, which is not conducive to good narrative making.

Therefore, the lies are just going to get worse over time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

131 Supposedly the $700/household thing is just a temporary payment for initial survival. But then again, if my house burns or is flooded, too bad for me ... I'm not on a coast and have no political clout.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2023 01:40 PM (Cus5s)

132 The story is just a sign that Joe's lying is a topic of discussion in DC among the faithful.

This is the chitter chatter at social events and meetings.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 01:40 PM (abc1t)

133 " Thank you, Secretary Bootyjuice"

https://tinyurl.com/ahbp3cxj

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at September 01, 2023 01:40 PM (6r8ju)

134 "Rhode Island T. F. Green International Airport"

International because the runway has to use part of Connecticut and Massachusetts.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2023 01:41 PM (ptElO)

135 Could David French have been lying when he spoke about Joe's decency?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 01:41 PM (HfNu5)

136 Wheels within wheels...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at
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How on earth do the undecided justify Joey B's inconsistencies.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2023 01:42 PM (MxRrv)

137 135 Could David French have been lying when he spoke about Joe's decency?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 01:41 PM (HfNu5)

==========

Could it be that David French knows Joe Biden's actual character and truly believes that Joe Biden is decent?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

138 Any bets government will lean on the Hawaii power company to pay up even if they have no responsibility for the fire?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 01, 2023 01:43 PM (2YtOq)

139 Oh, that's just Old Joe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:15 PM (LvTSG)
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It's sad that a person can lie so much that people no longer care and just shrug it off.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 01, 2023 01:43 PM (/uPJn)

140 If you saw DOCTOR Jill in a bathrobe, you'd probably die too.
Posted by: wth at September 01, 2023 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

I got offered to loofah Mrs. Smails in the shower. I can take it.

Posted by: Danny Noonan at September 01, 2023 01:43 PM (4I/2K)

141 Maui residents got $700 from Joe.

PER HOUSEHOLD.
........

That should cover this months electricity bill. Oh, wait...
Posted by: wth at September 01, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

It covers the home heating bills.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2023 01:43 PM (BdMk6)

142 From Biden's speech to first responders -

"And in addition to my wife, you got my second-best love out of the house: my ‘67 Corvette, so thank you all. ... I owe you. When I say I owe you, I mean I owe you.”

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2023 01:43 PM (NpAcC)

143 I saw Literary Privilege open for the White Lies at the Fillmore in '02.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 01, 2023 01:43 PM (bNf8H)

144 137 135 Could David French have been lying when he spoke about Joe's decency?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 01:41 PM (HfNu5)

==========

Could it be that David French knows Joe Biden's actual character and truly believes that Joe Biden is decent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

Is there an amount of money to get David French to write an article explaining how he is the Queen of Siam?

Yes. Yes there is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:44 PM (zZu0s)

145 142 From Biden's speech to first responders -

"And in addition to my wife, you got my second-best love out of the house: my ‘67 Corvette, so thank you all. ... I owe you. When I say I owe you, I mean I owe you.”
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2023 01:43 PM (NpAcC)

What an asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:44 PM (zZu0s)

146
How on earth do the undecided justify Joey B's inconsistencies.

Posted by: Braenyard
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They do not know about them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2023 01:44 PM (e8Uou)

147 144 Is there an amount of money to get David French to write an article explaining how he is the Queen of Siam?

Yes. Yes there is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:44 PM (zZu0s)

========

The over/under is $25.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:45 PM (LvTSG)

148 Someone needs to give Biden the keys to the Corvette and send him off on a road trip.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 01:45 PM (HfNu5)

149 Speaking of old Joe...

Joe Johnston > Joe Biden

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:45 PM (xcxpd)

150 "Any bets government will lean on the Hawaii power company to pay up even if they have no responsibility for the fire?"

Conditions were perfect for that wildfire. It could have been ignited by harsh language, or even a cross-eyed stare. The weather bureau warned the day before about how hazardous it was.

Posted by: gp Shakes Your Milkdrink at September 01, 2023 01:45 PM (MvF+J)

151 Does anyone believe that joe can feel sympathy for anyone? He is so callous and self-absorbed, I am beginning to doubt he felt much when his wife died.

Posted by: EveR at September 01, 2023 01:45 PM (EZeuH)

152 Been up for about a week with "special" guards... I can understand though.. I bet it's grisly work having to sift for bones and teeth
-
Multiple families huddled together, children in groups, basically the Pompeii diorama thing, is going to make everyone surviving ready to tear the state and feds and anyone nearby into bloody gobbets.
This is being hidden to protect the state from retribution.

Posted by: Kindltot

--

I found a video of a guy documenting it. He drives for three or four minutes showing the fencing, and says you can't stop or you are IMMEDIATELY approached by National Guard, police, or some sort of "special" police and moved along.

It's interesting that there are large boulders blocking the road shoulders in places where they haven't got the fencing up yet.

There can be no unapproved messages.

https://tinyurl.com/26kfk74z

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat like that with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're so at September 01, 2023 01:45 PM (rCyBc)

153 The same asshoe who tells uncountable versions of the same false stories also tells audiences "No Joke" or "Not Joking" or more recently "Not Hyperbole" after many of his praises of people and things he has done.

Hey Media Clowns, how are we supposed to believe something Joe says is not a joke in the same speech in which he tells ever-changing, lying stories about his own life? I'll wait for your answer.

Posted by: GL at September 01, 2023 01:45 PM (5fDan)

154 >>"And in addition to my wife, you got my second-best love out of the house: my ‘67 Corvette, so thank you all. ... I owe you. When I say I owe you, I mean I owe you.”
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2023 01:43 PM (NpAcC)
____

But they left the Beagle.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 01, 2023 01:45 PM (bNf8H)

155 Any bets government will lean on the Hawaii power company to pay up even if they have no responsibility for the fire?

If they follow the California/PG&E model, they will also let them raise prices and get lots of bonds passed if they take the blame.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2023 01:46 PM (e2onP)

156 Is there an amount of money to get David French to write an article explaining how he is the Queen of Siam?

Yes. Yes there is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:44 PM (zZu0s)

Oh, Hell No!

Posted by: Yul Brynner at September 01, 2023 01:46 PM (4I/2K)

157 149 Speaking of old Joe...

Joe Johnston > Joe Biden
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:45 PM (xcxpd)

=========

It's true. Jurassic Park III is underrated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

158 149 Speaking of old Joe...

Joe Johnston > Joe Biden
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:45 PM (xcxpd)

Joe Johnston who directed The Rocketeer? I would count this as a truism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:47 PM (zZu0s)

159 Does anyone believe that joe can feel sympathy for anyone? He is so callous and self-absorbed, I am beginning to doubt he felt much when his wife died.
Posted by: EveR at September 01, 2023

He feels no shame for destroying the life of the truck driver he falsely blamed for the death of his first wife.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 01:48 PM (HfNu5)

160 159 Does anyone believe that joe can feel sympathy for anyone? He is so callous and self-absorbed, I am beginning to doubt he felt much when his wife died.
Posted by: EveR at September 01, 2023

He feels no shame for destroying the life of the truck driver he falsely blamed for the death of his first wife.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 01:48 PM (HfNu5)

Or the guy's daughter.

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:49 PM (zZu0s)

161 Daily Mail-
EXCLUSIVE: NYC Health Department tells New Yorkers MASKING UP on Labor Day would be a 'good idea' - as new Covid variants drive up infection rates

https://tinyurl.com/3xpa434s

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2023 01:49 PM (NpAcC)

162 148 Someone needs to give Biden the keys to the Corvette and send him off on a road trip.
Posted by: That Northernlurker
==============

And a map. He'll need a map.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2023 01:50 PM (MxRrv)

163 Speaking of old Joe...

Joe Johnston > Joe Biden
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:45 PM (xcxpd)

It's true. Jurassic Park III is underrated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

158 149 Speaking of old Joe...

Joe Johnston who directed The Rocketeer? I would count this as a truism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:47 PM (zZu0s)

Still an acceptable answer

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

164 It took them his whole life, he lied e enough S a young Senator

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2023 01:51 PM (+r76i)

165 The weekend is coming

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2023 01:51 PM (+r76i)

166 158 149 Speaking of old Joe...

Joe Johnston who directed The Rocketeer? I would count this as a truism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:47 PM (zZu0s)

Still an acceptable answer
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

Wut about Joe Johnston who wouldn't relieve Vicksburg and couldn't save Atlanta?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (N3zMI)

167 Really exceptional lying is impressive. A very good memory and careful wording is required. Billy Jeff was smart enough to do it really well.

Biden's lying is the sloppy, lazy result of an irresistible urge to insinuate himself into every situation.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (bNf8H)

168 > How on earth do the undecided justify Joey B's inconsistencies.
___________

His incontinence? Cuz' that's what I read.....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (Q4IgG)

169 Cut Biden some slack, he cured cancer!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (JTwsP)

170 The weekend is coming
Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2023 01:51 PM (+r76i)

=====

Not fast enough. I'm bored as shit here at work today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (DRSnL)

171 Serious question that requires the horde's undivided attention.

Jacqueline Bisset or Bernadette Peters?

Lives are on the line here, people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

172 Serious question that requires the horde's undivided attention.

Jacqueline Bisset or Bernadette Peters?

Lives are on the line here, people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

Jacqueline Bisset

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:53 PM (xcxpd)

173 I mentioned on an earlier thread that you can see an aerial view of Lahaina on Google Earth. It's just horrible to see.

Posted by: pawn at September 01, 2023 01:53 PM (wsHtO)

174 Wut about Joe Johnston who wouldn't relieve Vicksburg and couldn't save Atlanta?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (N3zMI)

Yes, he's still better than Joe Biden

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:53 PM (xcxpd)

175 I worked on controlled burns. Things escalate rapidly. A slight change in the temp, humidity, wind speed or direction, cloud cover, or type of vegetation can lead to a big surprise.

Posted by: gp Shakes Your Milkdrink at September 01, 2023 01:53 PM (MvF+J)

176 And a map. He'll need a map.
Posted by: Braenyard

GPS coordinates to the Grand Canyon. Remind him about the time he and Thelma took a road trip.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at September 01, 2023 01:54 PM (6r8ju)

177 Jacqueline Bisset or Bernadette Peters?

Lives are on the line here, people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

Jacqueline Bissett.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 01:54 PM (HfNu5)

178 Bisset.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 01, 2023 01:54 PM (bNf8H)

179 Listen here, fat -- cornpop was a bad dude.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:54 PM (mj0Qp)

180 Jacqueline Bisset or Bernadette Peters?

Lives are on the line here, people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

Yes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2023 01:55 PM (4I/2K)

181 171 Serious question that requires the horde's undivided attention.

Jacqueline Bisset or Bernadette Peters?

Lives are on the line here, people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
------------------------------------

Embrace "and"

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2023 01:55 PM (MxRrv)

182 Does anyone believe that joe can feel sympathy for anyone? He is so callous and self-absorbed, I am beginning to doubt he felt much when his wife died.
Posted by: EveR at September 01, 2023

He feels no shame for destroying the life of the truck driver he falsely blamed for the death of his first wife.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 01:48 PM (HfNu5)

Remember how Owebama treated the Gold Star families.......they HATE PATRIOTISM.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:55 PM (IXZGh)

183 Bernadette Peters

Anybody who says different is a lying dog-faced pony-soldier.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at September 01, 2023 01:55 PM (PWI4f)

184 I have created good paying union jobs my entire life! I don't normally brag, but I created the AFL, the CIO, and the AFL-CIO! Vote for me!

Posted by: Joe"Owned lock, stock, and barrel by Organized Labor" Biden at September 01, 2023 01:55 PM (5fDan)

185 Serious question that requires the horde's undivided attention.

Jacqueline Bisset or Bernadette Peters?

Lives are on the line here, people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

Jacqueline Bisset
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:53 PM (xcxpd)

Jacqueline Bisset. The comparison isn't even close.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (BdMk6)

186 Biden's unexpurgated autobiography could be amusing.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (HfNu5)

187 This busty blonde has long since started to disregard everything Joe Biden says or ever has said:
https://is.gd/JhbW9x

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg)

188
Jacqueline Bisset
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:53 PM (xcxpd)

Agreed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (IXZGh)

189 171 Serious question that requires the horde's undivided attention.

Jacqueline Bisset or Bernadette Peters?

Lives are on the line here, people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

https://tinyurl.com/4bnu8js8

v

https://tinyurl.com/58hpww3u

Bisset. I don't think there is a question.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (zZu0s)

190 Sociopath is the word you want.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (z3WCn)

191 187 This busty blonde has long since started to disregard everything Joe Biden says or ever has said:
https://is.gd/JhbW9x
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg)

=========

Would choose wrong between Bisset and Peters.

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

192 1,400 acres burned in Louisiana. Arson

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2023 01:57 PM (MxRrv)

193 187 This busty blonde has long since started to disregard everything Joe Biden says or ever has said:
https://is.gd/JhbW9x
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg)

...

*ponders joke about looking for truffles, but decides against*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:57 PM (zZu0s)

194 Agreed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (IXZGh)
++++
Thirded. Or fourthed. Or whatever it is at this point.

nTH!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)

195 189 Bisset. I don't think there is a question.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (zZu0s)

=======

Your choice of pictures imply important information about rack quality, and it does not favor Bisset.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

196 Dayum dig the nose on Mannix's girl.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 01:57 PM (abc1t)

197 1,400 acres burned in Louisiana. Arson
-

Spellchecker messed up. It said arson.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 01, 2023 01:59 PM (A4UDY)

198 Jacqueline Bisset or Bernadette Peters?

Lives are on the line here, people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

Bernadette showed me what my special purpose is for. Gosh, what a great time I had. I wish the whole family could've been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Bernadette has promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin.

Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at September 01, 2023 01:59 PM (4I/2K)

199 the nation's growing understanding that this man is senile and no more capable of running the country than a housecat

*Bel glares from the mobile nap platform*

*Hex hops up on the desk and sniffs at the monitor*

Posted by: pookysgirl, cat staff at September 01, 2023 01:59 PM (dtlDP)

200 Your choice of pictures imply important information about rack quality, and it does not favor Bisset.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

I cannot believe I am typing this, but the rack is not everything...

That sounds stupid and fake, like I am lying...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:59 PM (zZu0s)

201 Serious question that requires the horde's undivided attention.

Jacqueline Bisset or Bernadette Peters?

Lives are on the line here, people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

=====

Not voting, but I will say that Bernadette Peters looks pretty friggin great for being in her 70's.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 02:00 PM (DRSnL)

202 196 Dayum dig the nose on Mannix's girl.
Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 01:57 PM (abc1t)

The face looks photoshopped and out of scale.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 01, 2023 02:00 PM (N3zMI)

203 This busty blonde has long since started to disregard everything Joe Biden says or ever has said:
https://is.gd/JhbW9x
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg)

Her hat says she's cold, her rack says she's not.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 02:00 PM (xcxpd)

204 We've spoken about blue eyed brunettes but there's also something to be said for brown eyed blondes.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 01, 2023 02:00 PM (HfNu5)

205 Of course French writes what he's paid for. That's why it's so funny to hear him gravely intone about decency. His "virtue" has a For Sale sign on it. And it's cheap.

I just looked it up - a can of gold Krylon, a box of nitrous cartridges, and a six pack of Bud Light costs about $49. That's what a mangy Craigslist drifter would need for a night for a torrid night of bloodcurdling passion with Nancy French, so I figure that's David's price. Plus a few bucks for the MAGA hat. Won't work if the drifter isn't wearing the MAGA hat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2023 02:00 PM (zdRN1)

206 Not voting, but I will say that Bernadette Peters looks pretty friggin great for being in her 70's.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 02:00 PM (DRSnL)

She does seem to have aged gracefully.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 02:00 PM (zZu0s)

207
Biden's Fractured Fairy Tales.

He was a liar even before he lost his mind.

Posted by: portlandon at September 01, 2023 02:00 PM (+oR7L)

208 Peters relies on makeup trickery more than Bisset does.

Posted by: gp Shakes Your Milkdrink at September 01, 2023 02:01 PM (MvF+J)

209
Jacqueline Bisset or Bernadette Peters?

Lives are on the line here, people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

Jacqueline Bisset
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 01:53 PM
---

Bernadette Peters

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 01, 2023 02:01 PM (/uPJn)

210 200 I cannot believe I am typing this, but the rack is not everything...

That sounds stupid and fake, like I am lying...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:59 PM (zZu0s)

==========

It's like I don't even know you...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

211 Bernadette's abnormally narrow mouth bothers me. It's no wider than the width of her nose.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 01, 2023 02:02 PM (bNf8H)

212 TWO votes for Peters. Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 02:02 PM (zZu0s)

213 the nation's growing understanding that this man is senile and no more capable of running the country than a housecat. . . .

***
Watch it, hooman! Do not dare to disparage The Queen of All Cats! I shall have my hooman servants deal with you!

Posted by: Marie-Antoinette, Wolfus's Late Black Cat at September 01, 2023 02:02 PM (J2vNu)

214
I cannot believe I am typing this, but the rack is not everything...

That sounds stupid and fake, like I am lying...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:59 PM (zZu0s)

It's not everything, but it IS the only thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 02:03 PM (IXZGh)

215 This photo is so on the nose (tits) that I cannot not link it:

https://tinyurl.com/3wffawpr

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

216 Joe's minions are psychopaths as well. I could never stand by this obviously brain-damaged man and not side eye everything he's saying. I would go viral for rollling my eyes so hard as he's speaking his drunk sounding gibberish.

Joe's always been a smarmy idiot. Watch him in the Clarence Thomas hearings or the Neal Kinnock plagiarism.
Joe is the kind of guy I can't wait to get away from at the party, he's oily and obvious.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2023 02:04 PM (Br8mK)

217 Bernadette has a sense of humor and is multi talented
Jacqueline is sensitive

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2023 02:04 PM (MxRrv)

218 211 Bernadette's abnormally narrow mouth bothers me. It's no wider than the width of her nose.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 01, 2023 02:02 PM (bNf8H)

Her face proportions are odd. Her voice is... different.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

219 Serious question that requires the horde's undivided attention.

Jacqueline Bisset or Bernadette Peters?

Lives are on the line here, people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 01, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

https://tinyurl.com/4bnu8js8

v

https://tinyurl.com/58hpww3u

Bisset. I don't think there is a question.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (zZu0s)
***

Why ask if you select two obviously prejudicial pictures?

Anyway: Bisset

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2023 02:04 PM (hv9bm)

220 That's what happened to the missing on Maui, they Bernadette.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 01, 2023 02:04 PM (MDg/2)

221 Jacqueline Bisset or Bernadette Peters?

I do have a favorite. But I want to be fair. So they must fight for my love in the pillow arena.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 01, 2023 02:04 PM (ppBhU)

222 215 This photo is so on the nose (tits) that I cannot not link it:

https://tinyurl.com/3wffawpr
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

It's not a wet tee shirt but it is still eye catching

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 02:04 PM (xcxpd)

223 I used to see Bernadette Peters when she was young on the talk shows like Carson and Merv Griffin (the old Westinghouse show -- I think she goes that far back). Always thought she was hot in a 'cute girl" way. Jacqueline Bisset is longer-limbed and more elegant. Choosing between them would be tough.

OT: What exactly is meant by a "clean-limbed female"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2023 02:05 PM (J2vNu)

224 So apparently that tranny teacher with the giant fake boobs has gone back to looking like a dude.

https://is.gd/u6he0u

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 02:05 PM (DRSnL)

225 Why ask if you select two obviously prejudicial pictures?

Anyway: Bisset
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2023 02:04 PM (hv9bm)

I selected the pictures to give each contestant the best odds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 02:05 PM (zZu0s)

226 I hope *biden's staff goes home at night and periodically contemplates suicide. It would be their only redeeming feature. They are responsible for foisting the bag of shit on us daily.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2023 02:06 PM (Q4IgG)

227 What an evil asshole.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 01, 2023 02:06 PM (yh4+B)

228 Bisset

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2023 02:06 PM (+r76i)

229 OT: What exactly is meant by a "clean-limbed female"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2023 02:05 PM (J2vNu)

No cottage cheese? Obvious warts? Hairy moles?

Ugly knees?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 02:07 PM (zZu0s)

230 Wasn't he the point man in the Thomas lynching?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2023 02:07 PM (MxRrv)

231 This photo is so on the nose (tits) that I cannot not link it:

https://tinyurl.com/3wffawpr
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

It's not a wet tee shirt but it is still eye catching
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 01, 2023 02:04 PM (xcxpd)
***

Blue eyes on a brunette always makes me feel funny in my man place.
Always.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2023 02:07 PM (hv9bm)

232 Joe's always been a smarmy idiot. Watch him in the Clarence Thomas hearings or the Neal Kinnock plagiarism.
Joe is the kind of guy I can't wait to get away from at the party, he's oily and obvious.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2023

***
Had he gone into acting, he'd have been cast all the time in the Seventies on Cannon or Barnaby Jones as a grifter, or a businessman sleeping with his partner's wife who then murders his partner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2023 02:07 PM (J2vNu)

233 Wolfus, clean-limbed is for hounds, or horses. Or are you talking about Wetleg?

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2023 02:07 PM (z3WCn)

234 Blue eyes on a brunette always makes me feel funny in my man place.
Always.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2023 02:07 PM (hv9bm)

It is a striking combination.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 02:07 PM (zZu0s)

235 Blue eyes on a brunette always makes me feel funny in my man place.
Always.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2023 02:07 PM (hv9bm)

=====

I'm gonna go ahead and not hug you if we ever meet. No offense.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 02:08 PM (DRSnL)

236 OT: What exactly is meant by a "clean-limbed female"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2023 02:05 PM (J2vNu)

She's not a no shavin' nature beast or French and actually cares about her appearance?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 02:08 PM (IXZGh)

237 Heritage economist looks at the jobs reports and it's looking grim.

He says the labor market is heading into a stall and a recession is likely to begin by year's end.

He also looks at the jobs reports constant overestimation of jobs gained that are later revised down. Over the course of this year, 661,000 jobs were fake gained, then revised down later. That's 30% of all the jobs they celebrated having added, then quietly disappeared later.

https://is.gd/WtkwdN

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2023 02:08 PM (R38qh)

238 I'm gonna go ahead and not hug you if we ever meet. No offense.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 02:08 PM (DRSnL)

Ha!
A hand shake is just fine.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2023 02:09 PM (hv9bm)

239 OT: What exactly is meant by a "clean-limbed female"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2023 02:05 PM (J2vNu)

No cottage cheese? Obvious warts? Hairy moles?

Ugly knees?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023

***
I've wondered since I was about ten and read the first of the Tarzan books. Kala of the great apes, Tarzan's adoptive mother, is described as a "clean-limbed female." I'm sorta sure that term was also applied in the years around WWI to human women.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2023 02:09 PM (J2vNu)

240 Bisset.

Peters did have a great line in "Pink Cadillac". Flasher opens his coat and asks her what she thinks. She says, "Looks like a penis, only smaller."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 01, 2023 02:09 PM (Bd6X8)

241 Jacqueline Bisset or Bernadette Peters?

I can't decide! I guess the tie-breaker comes down to

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 01, 2023 02:09 PM (4I/2K)

242 Bernadette. She's not my type but she is really beautiful and sexy and talented.

https://is.gd/2x1xcI

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 01, 2023 02:09 PM (UjVcV)

243 Stuart Varney on his show this morning on Fox Business channel practically told a guest (Joe Concha) to calm down when Concha called Biden a liar more than once. Varney doesn't want to upset his viewers.
Fox News -Were only in it for the money.

Posted by: Glenn John at September 01, 2023 02:10 PM (RilAR)

244 They are lucky he did talk about the fire in his pants.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 01, 2023 02:11 PM (ytSiK)

245 Wolfus, clean-limbed is for hounds, or horses. Or are you talking about Wetleg?
Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2023

***
Not sure what "Wetleg" is, E. "Clean-limbed," then, refers to good shaping of the canine or equine legs, no obvious deformities?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2023 02:11 PM (J2vNu)

246 190 Sociopath is the word you want.
Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2023 01:56 PM (z3WCn)

True.

Posted by: EveR at September 01, 2023 02:11 PM (EZeuH)

247 I've wondered since I was about ten and read the first of the Tarzan books. Kala of the great apes, Tarzan's adoptive mother, is described as a "clean-limbed female." I'm sorta sure that term was also applied in the years around WWI to human women.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2023 02:09 PM (J2vNu)

Burroughs had a weird way with words. For example, I do not think he refers to Dejah Thoris as having an epic rack and we just put that in our mind's eye.

Although, the gal they had for Thoris in the movie was insanely hot and a welcome change from my mind's eye.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023 02:11 PM (zZu0s)

248 NOOD

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2023 02:12 PM (DRSnL)

249 Biden used to preface statements that "he would in trouble if he says..."
Now he doesn't even remember being told not to "go there".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2023 02:14 PM (ga8qR)

250 Wet-leg is a variant of dirty-leg.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2023 02:15 PM (MxRrv)

251 Kala of the great apes, Tarzan's adoptive mother, is described as a "clean-limbed female." I'm sorta sure that term was also applied in the years around WWI to human women.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2023
*
Burroughs had a weird way with words. For example, I do not think he refers to Dejah Thoris as having an epic rack and we just put that in our mind's eye.

Although, the gal they had for Thoris in the movie was insanely hot and a welcome change from my mind's eye.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2023

***
I suppose Burroughs considered Kala and the other apes to be quite a bit less than human, and used the animal-breeder's term, as Eromero mentioned above. Yet his portrait of Kala and the apes in general is well-done -- they clearly feel human emotions, have traditions and a limited oral culture, and think in a limited fashion as compared to humans.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2023 02:16 PM (J2vNu)

252 >>>I mean they put Nazi-scion Glenn Kessler on the case to minimize the extent of Joe Biden's dishonesty and mental disrepair and claim that stories which are provably false are merely "unverifiable."

Which is itself a lie. His false stories are verifiable. And are verifiably false, and hence lies, if we are to believe his staff and handlers whom say he has no cognitive issues, or are the ramblings of a demented old man who can no longer discern reality if we believe our lying eyes.

Posted by: mikethemoose at September 01, 2023 02:18 PM (AmpGx)

253 Texas has 774 new laws coming into effect today.

The liberal shithole that is the Texas Tribune chose to describe one new law as follows:

Restrictions on transition-related care for children: Senate Bill 14 prohibits transgender youth from receiving puberty blockers and hormone therapy. Medical professionals who prescribe these two transition-related treatments, used to treat gender dysphoria and alleviate associated mental health issues, will lose their license to practice.

The drugging of children preventing puberty does NONE of that, you f*ckholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 01, 2023 02:20 PM (IXZGh)

254 "The Therapy is Working!"--Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick Star, State Department Expert

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2023 02:22 PM (ynpvh)

255 People in the throes of dementia always repeat the same things, and are incapable of changing the details. Trust me, I've seen this.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 01, 2023 02:24 PM (H9sxy)

256 Biden's Fractured Fairy Tales graffiti should come up before and after every time he talks

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2023 02:25 PM (+r76i)

257 most people grow out of the fib telling mode by adolescence. Not Joey. He has had no reason to grow up his entire life.

Posted by: feds are here to help at September 01, 2023 03:27 PM (f8sXj)

258 Once again the M.S. Media selects a Loser

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 01, 2023 04:30 PM (wGqjj)

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