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CNN Pushes Hateful Disinformation About Black People, But It's Okay Because It Serves the Gay Propaganda Agenda.

CNN wants you to believe that Uganda is threatening to execute two men simply for being gay. It is important to The Narrative that anybody who criticizes anything an alphabet person does is cruelly deranged.
That's why CNN advertised its story using a headline that leaves the impression that it does:

Strom notes the few true details in this stew of lies: Uganda does criminalize homosexuality and the current government is intolerant of it.

But the men aren't being punished for being gay -- they're being punished for being gay rapists.

That's an important point, no? Or is CNN now finally pulling off the mask and just saying, "yes, gays can commit whatever violations they like -- like performing sexualized dances in front of children -- and it's okay because they're Special Creatures Who Play By Their Own Rules."

They do believe that, but I don't think they're ready to admit that yet.

What is so infuriating about this story is how these two abhorrent cases are simply being used as a springboard for going into why this law is so awful. About 70% of the story has nothing to do with these cases--after all, how do you defend rapists?--and instead focuses on how Uganda is a nasty homophobic place.

You know what's also nasty, CNN? R^ping a child.

Michigan's ghoulish Gretchen Whitmer has been, get this, using codewords in her emails to keep them from being discovered in lawsuits and FOIA requests.

These big document-seeking requests rely on just searching for specific words that a judge agrees would mark a communication as relevant to a case, or to a FOIA request.

Using codewords instead of the correct, proper words to refer to things is a "calculated scheme" to commit frauds upon the court and thwart legitimate transparency laws.

A consultant for Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D., Mich.) used a coded message in a "calculated" effort to "conceal" from the public record sensitive communications regarding the administration's response to a local water crisis in Michigan, according to a lawsuit.
Michigan energy department consultant Andy Leavitt in September 2021 emailed a top adviser to Whitmer to express "some major red flags" with the administration's response to a lead water crisis in southwestern Michigan, which Leavitt compared to a similar crisis in Flint, Michigan. But Leavitt's initial message was not written in English--the consultant used letters in the Greek alphabet in place of English ones, a move that "appears to be calculated to conceal the statements," a June court filing in a class action suit against Whitmer's government argues. Leavitt's use of Greek letters means his email would have been excluded from any public records request for government communications that contain the word "Flint."
The apparent scheme to hide sensitive conversations from public records requests comes years after Whitmer promised to bring transparency to the Great Lakes State as governor. In Michigan, the governor's office is not subject to the Freedom of Information Act, a policy that Whitmer promised to reverse during her 2018 campaign. "Michiganders should know when and what their governor is working on," the Democrat said at the time.
But Whitmer has not reversed the policy. Her office is still exempt from public records requests years after she promised to issue an executive order that would subject her office to such requests. The Democrat during her first term also defended severance payments and confidentiality agreements with former employees, which Republicans characterized as "hush money."
Neither Whitmer nor Leavitt returned requests for comment.
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One month before the residents filed their suit, Leavitt--a partner at a Michigan strategic consulting firm who was advising Whitmer's energy department--emailed Whitmer senior adviser Kara Cook to express his concern over the administration's "not acceptable" warnings to Benton Harbor residents. Leavitt's top-line assessment of the warnings, however, was written using the Greek alphabet. Changing Leavitt's font to standard English reveals the following message: "Hot off the presses. As I warned there are some major red flags. It seems like we are back at square one having not learned from Flint."
While the lawsuit eventually led to the discovery of Leavitt's message, the email likely would have remained hidden from the public if Whitmer's administration had not faced legal action. That's because Michigan's public records department is unable to electronically search for records that use Greek letters, government correspondence obtained by the Washington Free Beacon shows. As a result, even if a concerned citizen or political group caught wind of the tactic and requested energy department communications that use certain Greek letters, Michigan's government would have been unable to provide them without searching for the letters manually, an extremely expensive process that can take years.
A veteran public records researcher told the Free Beacon he had never seen government officials use foreign alphabets to convey sensitive messages.

Per a Rasmussen Poll, Americans agree by a 2-to-1 margin that securing the US border is more important than helping Ukraine fight its war against Russia.

1,609 scientists -- experts, just like all of you (I pronounced that everyone here qualifies as an "expert" last week, you're welcome) --- have declared that there is no climate crisis.

A coalition of 1,609 scientists from around the world have signed a declaration stating "there is no climate emergency" and that they "strongly oppose the harmful and unrealistic net-zero CO2 policy" being pushed across the globe. The declaration does not deny the harmful effect of greenhouse gasses, but instead challenges the hysteria brought about by the narrative of imminent doom.
The declaration, put together by the Global Climate Intelligence Group (CLINTEL), was made public this month and urges that "Climate science should be less political, while climate policies should be more scientific."
CLINTEL is an independent foundation that operates in the fields of climate change and climate policy. CLINTEL was founded in 2019 by emeritus professor of geophysics Guus Berkhout and science journalist Marcel Crok.
"Scientists should openly address uncertainties and exaggerations in their predictions of global warming, while politicians should dispassionately count the real costs as well as the imagined benefits of their policy measures," the declaration says.
Of the 1,609 scientists who have signed the declaration, two signatories are Nobel Prize laureates. The most recent to sign is Nobel Prize winner Dr. John F. Clauser, winner of the 2022 Nobel Prize in Physics. In an announcement from CLINTEL, Clauser is quoted as saying "Misguided climate science has metastasized into massive shock-journalistic pseudoscience. In turn, the pseudoscience has become a scapegoat for a wide variety of other unrelated ills. It has been promoted and extended by similarly misguided business marketing agents, politicians, journalists, government agencies, and environmentalists."

DESANTIS WARNS LOOTERS AFTER #IDALIA: "We are not gonna tolerate any looting in the aftermath."

"You never know what you're walking into [...] This part of Florida - you got a lot of advocates and proponents of the 2nd Amendment [...] 'You loot, we shoot.'" pic.twitter.com/beEzGum7Ba
— Florida’s Voice (@FLVoiceNews) August 30, 2023

Doocy: "It seems like the hurricane response so far is robust. Did you guys realize that the initial Hawaiian wildfire was not that good or is it just easier for people to get help from the WH when [Biden] is not on vacation."

In the next seat, NBC's Peter Alexander was unamused pic.twitter.com/FzTKY1JESx
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) August 30, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 Yippee!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 30, 2023 06:31 PM (yS5oN)

2 Well done She Hobbit!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2023 06:32 PM (Wqoo2)

3 I am proud of the people of Maui for reducung their Carbon Footprint to almost ZERO........

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2023 06:32 PM (X++p7)

4 There are only white males in the "Tread On Me" picture.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2023 06:32 PM (63Dwl)

5 Well done She Hobbit!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

*grand curtsey*

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 30, 2023 06:33 PM (yS5oN)

6 Joe Biden understands what FL is facing. Just this morning he approved $480 million in funding to fortify and harden his garage in order to protect his 67 Corvette from hurricane damage.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2023 06:34 PM (4tMaj)

7 “If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—for ever. I am lovin it"

Posted by: D voter at August 30, 2023 06:34 PM (BRHaw)

8 Providing cover for child rapists?

Nope. Not groomers. No idea why you would think that, you bigot.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2023 06:35 PM (AVj8F)

9
The rebuilding of SW FL cannot be anything but outstanding by first sending $10 billion to Ukraine!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2023 06:35 PM (xG4kz)

10 aggravated homo

taking the condom off during sex

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 06:36 PM (us2H3)

11 This is becoming more relevant again every day:

https://tinyurl.com/9xvupzyw

Mac is about the only good thing left in CA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2023 06:36 PM (4tMaj)

12 I like Doocy's question!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2023 06:36 PM (Wqoo2)

13 Love Doocey.. The look on the schmuck next to him is priceless

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2023 06:36 PM (bs+z0)

14 Good evening, horde!

Haha, good one from Peter Doocy.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 30, 2023 06:37 PM (OX9vb)

15 Oops, I posted this on the movie thread and of course that thread is deader than any number of famous Kennedys. I feel it is important:

In happier news, Henry Cavill is set to star in a "Highlander" reboot that is supposedly is going to be spectacular. To be honest, it couldn't possibly be worse than the original*.

*Seriously, I rewatched Highlander a couple months ago for the first time since the 80s and was shocked at how utterly crappy the special effects were and how terrible Christopher Lambert's performance was. I was thoroughly underwhelmed, despite the delightfully ghey effort Sean Connery put in and how awesome Clancy Brown's The Kurgan was. Really, the original was dreck. Fun dreck, but dreck nonetheless.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2023 06:37 PM (yh4+B)

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KJP: "We are stopping the flow...[W]hat [Biden] has been able to do...is indeed stopping...the flow"

Joe Biden is our immigration tampon!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2023 06:37 PM (xG4kz)

17 Ron is amazing. He got the bridges open again. No other governor would have done that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2023 06:37 PM (4tMaj)

18 3 I am proud of the people of Maui for reducung their Carbon Footprint to almost ZERO........
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2023 06:32 PM (X++p7)

Well, except for all that carbon from the stuff burning, and all.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 30, 2023 06:38 PM (OX9vb)

19 Today I ordered a Tactical Nuke Strike on Moscow, Idado to show Putin we are serious about defending Ukraine .....

And that's a FACT JACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2023 06:38 PM (X++p7)

20 Uganda could probably get a couple of billion from Biden if they declared war on Putin.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2023 06:38 PM (hAL05)

21 The 1609 Project

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2023 06:39 PM (63Dwl)

22 Got a beg from Lieawatha:

"I grew up on the ragged edge of the middle class. After my daddy’s heart attack, my family came within an inch from losing our house, but my mom got a minimum wage job at Sears that saved our family.
I dropped out of college at 19 to get married, but got a second chance at a public college that cost $50 a semester and got to live my dream of becoming a public school teacher."

Why does she say house instead of teepee? No mention of Harvard Law facultyship? Isn't she proud of her heritage?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2023 06:39 PM (a3Q+t)

23 I kind of have to give KJP some props. The level of consistency in lying is admirable. How does one not get in front of the press corps frequently and not accidentally tell the truth at least some of the time?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 30, 2023 06:39 PM (ZaHOL)

24 It was Trump's fault for not rebuilding the Island of Maui to prevent the wildfires when he was POTUS !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2023 06:39 PM (X++p7)

25 Posted by: Sharkman

Evaluating the past by present standards... sounds just like people attacking long dead people for owning slaves.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2023 06:39 PM (Wqoo2)

26 DeSantis is an extremely competent governor. He knows how to utilize and delegate the available resources at hand. Much to admirre in the guy.

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 06:40 PM (PCK5/)

27 Where is Monica Lewinsky today to provide advice to Vice President Kumala Harris ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 30, 2023 06:40 PM (X++p7)

28
Mitch "Tinman" McConnell locked up again on camera, had to have staffers use an old oil can to get him going again.

Posted by: portlandon at August 30, 2023 06:41 PM (+oR7L)

29 Yea but............... DeSantos said Biden could Fuck Up a Wet Dream !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 30, 2023 06:42 PM (X++p7)

30 The Bee is always so close to the truth in their satire that it's not really satire. That's why the left hates them so.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2023 06:42 PM (pohLc)

31 Stopping the flow at the border?
They welded the gates open!
What a lying ho.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 30, 2023 06:43 PM (MeG8a)

32 In happier news, Henry Cavill is set to star in a "Highlander" reboot that is supposedly is going to be spectacular. To be honest, it couldn't possibly be worse than the original*.

Posted by: Sharkman

Henry Cavill with Scottish accent... BRB.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 30, 2023 06:43 PM (muWzh)

33 Michigan's ghoulish Gretchen Whitmer has been, get this, using codewords in her emails to keep them from being discovered in lawsuits and FOIA requests.

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"Piker never heard of using aliases?"

-- F. Joe " Pedo Pete" Dick Peters

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 30, 2023 06:44 PM (4fajg)

34
Baghdad Bob's got nothing on KJP. NOTHING.

Posted by: portlandon at August 30, 2023 06:44 PM (+oR7L)

35
I dropped out of college at 19 to get married,

Lieawatha was the encampment slattern?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2023 06:44 PM (xG4kz)

36 Turtle's handlers just ordered a couple of cattle prods

Posted by: Tractor Supply at August 30, 2023 06:44 PM (us2H3)

37 Joe can't stop the flow from his ass, much less the border.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2023 06:44 PM (pohLc)

38 I see the turtle went full mannequin again. Get him in a room with biden and we can call it drooling banjos.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2023 06:44 PM (VwHCD)

39 They shot looters when I was a kid

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2023 06:44 PM (hAL05)

40 Mitch was just… “ Freefallin’, out into nothing..”

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

41 The shrieking psychotic white fem profs will be the death of this nation. Women like Whitmer, Hochul, Hobbs, Mich ag Nessel , Warren et al will use any means to keep and weald power. It appears that a lot of men are scared of being called "sexist" and won't oppose such behavior

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2023 06:45 PM (YePpv)

42 Get him in a room with biden and we can call it drooling banjos.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2023 06:44 PM (VwHCD)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 30, 2023 06:45 PM (OX9vb)

43 DeSantis' sign interpreter is going to be viral by, I'd say, 9 p.m. ET tonight.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 30, 2023 06:46 PM (wzAuc)

44 Henry Cavill with Scottish accent... BRB.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 30, 2023 06:43 PM (muWzh)

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Heh.

"Oh my!"
/obligatory George Takei

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 30, 2023 06:46 PM (4fajg)

45 >> They shot looters when I was a kid

The Newark Riots were the Salad Days.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 06:46 PM (c4O5y)

46 But the men aren't being punished for being gay -- they're being punished for being gay rapists.

YOU WILL HAVE TEH BUT SECKS!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 30, 2023 06:46 PM (bLvUu)

47 KJP: "We are stopping the flow...[W]hat [Biden] has been able to do...is indeed stopping...the flow"

Stopping the flow of what? Neurotransmitters?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 30, 2023 06:46 PM (I/Qkd)

48
Biden is looking and sounding more and more like the preacher in Poltergeist II. Emaciated old creep.

Posted by: portlandon at August 30, 2023 06:47 PM (+oR7L)

49 That's because Michigan's public records department is unable to electronically search for records that use Greek letters,
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That is complete bullshit. Using even the most primitive of computer languages, the least skilled of programmers could cob together a routine that searched for any/all Greek characters in just an hour or two.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2023 06:47 PM (IbRy1)

50 >>The shrieking psychotic white fem profs will be the death of this nation.

Repeal 19

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 06:47 PM (c4O5y)

51 George Takei… nothing more pathetic than an old queen…

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 06:47 PM (PCK5/)

52 Biden says no one can deny impact of climate crisis after Hurricane Idalia plows through FL.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 06:47 PM (krqg6)

53 a buddy of mine got thrown in a wooden box in Acuna for pissing in the street, which was dirt

he was in there for a couple of hours

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 06:48 PM (us2H3)

54 Did the tranny displays survive at Disney? Who will reassure the trannies that they will be cared for in the aftermath? Isn't anyone thinking about the trannies in these trying times???

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2023 06:48 PM (4tMaj)

55 And Mich reelected that hag Whitmer. What is wrong with those people?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 30, 2023 06:49 PM (ERB6I)

56 How do you do, fellow experts?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 30, 2023 06:49 PM (1VEQ0)

57 Wondering what the effect of legalizing fentanyl would be. Or if we just stopped looking for it at the border.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2023 06:49 PM (pohLc)

58 Stopping the flow of what? Neurotransmitters?
Posted by: Archimedes

His prostate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2023 06:49 PM (4tMaj)

59 The Hurricane will not impact Delaware so I will see you all at Rehobeth Beach for Labrador Day .........

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2023 06:49 PM (X++p7)

60 "Re-elected"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2023 06:50 PM (4tMaj)

61 DeSantis' sign interpreter is going to be viral by, I'd say, 9 p.m. ET tonight.

She's kinda good looking, but she's got nothing on the Mandela funeral guy, signing-wise.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 30, 2023 06:50 PM (I/Qkd)

62 Baghdad Bob's got nothing on KJP. NOTHING.
Posted by: portlandon
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Well, a snappy uniform, better hairdo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2023 06:50 PM (IbRy1)

63 ABC7 - Suspect in South LA crash that killed 3 Uber passengers was on probation in murder case
The driver reached speeds of up to 100 mph

Police revealed more details about the criminal history of the driver in custody in connection with a South Los Angeles crash that left three Uber passengers dead
31-year-old Gregory Black, is facing three counts of vehicular manslaughter after this past weekend's two-car crash at the intersection of Vermont Avenue & Century Boulevard
Black, a "well-known local gang member," at the time of the collision was on probation in connection with a murder case, Moreno said. Black's "checkered past" includes 11 felony bookings and three convictions, the detective said, adding that he had two criminal "strikes" against him, including a "super strike."
The violent crash occurred shortly before 5:30 a.m. Sunday when a Mercedes-Benz ran through a red light and slammed into an Uber vehicle at a high rate of speed, investigators said. Three passengers in the Uber were pronounced dead at the scene.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 30, 2023 06:50 PM (vCXKu)

64
DeSantis' sign interpreter is going to be viral by, I'd say, 9 p.m. ET tonight.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

She shot Ron!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2023 06:50 PM (63Dwl)

65 It's been a while since I've seen Highlander, but I will agree that Lambert is not master thesbian. Connery and Brown however... so good.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 30, 2023 06:50 PM (f1kZG)

66
Democrats Unveil "Spank Me, Daddy!" Flag

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2023 06:51 PM (MoZTd)

67 reelected, lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 30, 2023 06:51 PM (vbuLV)

68 Just seeing how a modified Nic would look.

Posted by: Beartooth - EXPERT at August 30, 2023 06:51 PM (azYCi)

69 She Hobbit with the First!

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2023 06:51 PM (aQy7p)

70 I would venture that most sodomites have either been raped by other sodomites or have raped others trying to make them become a sodomite.

I am gonna make some new bumper stickers with “I Heart Uganda” and pass them out for free.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2023 06:51 PM (R/m4+)

71 64
DeSantis' sign interpreter is going to be viral by, I'd say, 9 p.m. ET tonight.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

She shot Ron!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2023 06:50 PM (63Dwl)

Hope she does the “ Pew Pew Pew” hand sign…

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 06:51 PM (PCK5/)

72 If they really want to kill the main souce of climate change on the Earth then............ Then Blow up the Sun !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2023 06:51 PM (X++p7)

73 Using even the most primitive of computer languages, the least skilled of programmers could cob together a routine that searched for any/all Greek characters in just an hour or two.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

How about Greek beasts? I'd sure like to see Pegasus.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 30, 2023 06:52 PM (ERB6I)

74 Today I ordered a Tactical Nuke Strike on Moscow, Idado to show Putin we are serious about defending Ukraine .....

And that's a FACT JACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden

I guess it's funny because that would curtail a third of the DNC votes in ID... i mean the ones that weren't ... um, nevermind~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 30, 2023 06:53 PM (IG4Id)

75
I am gonna make some new bumper stickers with “I Heart Uganda” and pass them out for free.
Posted by: Hairyback
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Lawn flags...will there be lawn flags?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2023 06:53 PM (IbRy1)

76
That is complete bullshit. Using even the most primitive of computer languages, the least skilled of programmers could cob together a routine that searched for any/all Greek characters in just an hour or two.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,

I mean, you can do that at the HQ. (Just don't use directional quotes!)

Posted by: The Hamster at August 30, 2023 06:53 PM (vK/Kb)

77 Given the opportunity to "Screw Things Up"................

I WILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2023 06:53 PM (X++p7)

78 71 64
DeSantis' sign interpreter is going to be viral by, I'd say, 9 p.m. ET tonight.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

yeah, I was talking about her yesterday

ridiculously distracting

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 06:53 PM (us2H3)

79 It's been a while since I've seen Highlander, but I will agree that Lambert is not master thesbian. Connery and Brown however... so good.
Posted by: Darth Randall

He said thespian... heh, heh

Posted by: Bevis at August 30, 2023 06:53 PM (cPGH3)

80 65 It's been a while since I've seen Highlander, but I will agree that Lambert is not master thesbian. Connery and Brown however... so good.
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 30, 2023 06:50 PM (f1kZG)

Clancy Brown is one of those actors who's been around forever, and seems to get more work now than he did thirty years ago.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2023 06:53 PM (e9JrE)

81
That is complete bullshit. Using even the most primitive of computer languages, the least skilled of programmers could cob together a routine that searched for any/all Greek characters in just an hour or two.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Easy as pi.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2023 06:53 PM (63Dwl)

82 Maybe, from now on, we should all replace the word "the" with the code words "Gretchen Whitmer blows dead bears."

Posted by: Eeyore at August 30, 2023 06:54 PM (brAQZ)

83 Promoting gay shit is the main mission of State Dept.
Too bad Killary got Chtis Stevens killed in Benghazi

Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2023 06:54 PM (n4lOv)

84 "Today I ordered a Tactical Nuke Strike on Moscow, Idado to show Putin we are serious about defending Ukraine ....."

That's not going to get the local LIVs (i.e. the faculty and half the student body of the University of Idaho) to stop voting for Biden, though.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 30, 2023 06:54 PM (ou9hh)

85 Code word: GAY

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2023 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

86 >> It's been a while since I've seen Highlander, but I will agree that Lambert is not master thesbian

They should have Race Swapped the Highlander:

"There can be only Juan!"

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 06:54 PM (c4O5y)

87 the breakdance signer

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 06:54 PM (us2H3)

88 KJP: "We are stopping the flow...[W]hat [Biden] has been able to do...is indeed stopping...the flow"

Yea, the Flow of Wet Farts into Biden's Depends !!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 30, 2023 06:55 PM (X++p7)

89 How about Greek beasts? I'd sure like to see Pegasus.
Posted by: She Hobbit
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There will be a one-time showing of Icarus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2023 06:55 PM (y+Ith)

90 Biden is looking and sounding more and more like the preacher in Poltergeist II. Emaciated old creep.

Posted by: portlandon at August 30, 2023 06:47 PM (+oR7L)

Shit, you know? Thinking about it he really does.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2023 06:55 PM (VwHCD)

91 There will be a one-time showing of Icarus.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I'll allow it, poor bloke.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 30, 2023 06:56 PM (EonRS)

92
Clancy Brown is one of those actors who's been around forever, and seems to get more work now than he did thirty years ago.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Mr. Krabs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2023 06:56 PM (63Dwl)

93 DESANTIS WARNS LOOTERS AFTER #IDALIA: "We are not gonna tolerate any looting in the aftermath."

"You never know what you're walking into [...] This part of Florida - you got a lot of advocates and proponents of the 2nd Amendment [...] 'You loot, we shoot.'" pic.twitter.com/beEzGum7Ba

— Florida�s Voice (@FLVoiceNews) August 30, 2023
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That proves he's a Soros cuck, doesn't it?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 30, 2023 06:56 PM (brAQZ)

94 "Per a Rasmussen Poll, Americans agree by a 2-to-1 margin that securing the US border is more important than helping Ukraine fight its war against Russia."

Important but useless info. If you haven't noticed, the Democrat-Media Complex, especially its Junta Department, only quotes and reacts to poll results that are helpful to push The Narrative and the Junta's insane policies. When a reporter asks KJP or other Junta flunkies why a poll shows most Americans are against a Junta policy, the flunkies immediately quote results of an unspecified recent poll showing a majority of Americans approve of a given Junta policy. Or the flunky changes the subject. The Media lets the Junta get away with this every time.

Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2023 06:57 PM (5fDan)

95 Soon they will use that old "Max Headroom" Computer image to portray Biden on TV. No more in person appearances ............

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 30, 2023 06:57 PM (X++p7)

96 Polls could be 100-0 on securing the border and 90% of Dems and 60% of Reps would laugh and vote to fund Ukraine and leave the border open.

Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 06:58 PM (HbYZK)

97 Lawn flags...will there be lawn flags?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2023 06:53 PM (IbRy1)

Oooooh, great idea!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2023 06:58 PM (R/m4+)

98 Promoting gay shit is the main mission of State Dept.
Too bad Killary got Chtis Stevens killed in Benghazi
Posted by: Ben Had
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NASA primary mission? Muslim outreach.

Posted by: Barry at August 30, 2023 06:58 PM (IbRy1)

99 Was it JJ who linked the (rare) Canadian politician who knew just how to handle the Commie Press-Slut's question, by repeatedly asking "Which experts?" "Name these experts."

Posted by: Eeyore at August 30, 2023 06:58 PM (brAQZ)

100 That's all we need.

An AI President.

They will claim it's unbiased and neutral but it will be code written by a liberal and a machine that realizes humans can take away its power.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2023 06:58 PM (mZ3xv)

101
Michigan's public records department is unable to electronically search for records that use Greek letters

++++++++++++++

WHY on earth? You can do it in MS Word ffs. Hell, you can do it in Notepad.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 06:58 PM (lCaJd)

102 Is it possible that Biden is actually dead, but is kept animate by the Dark Arts???

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 06:58 PM (PCK5/)

103 Even when I shpeak Shpanish, Trebek, unlike your granny and the French tongue!

Bwahahaha!!

Posted by: zombie sean connery at August 30, 2023 06:59 PM (krqg6)

104 Today I ordered a Tactical Nuke Strike on Moscow, Idado to show Putin we are serious about defending Ukraine ....."

That's not going to get the local LIVs (i.e. the faculty and half the student body of the University of Idaho) to stop voting for Biden, though.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 30, 2023 06:54

It would certainly improve the Kibbie Dome.

Posted by: Beartooth - EXPERT at August 30, 2023 06:59 PM (azYCi)

105 Evaluating the past by present standards... sounds just like people attacking long dead people for owning slaves.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Cinema is a cruel business.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2023 06:59 PM (yh4+B)

106 95 Soon they will use that old "Max Headroom" Computer image to portray Biden on TV. No more in person appearances ............

he doesn't have the hair to pull it off

Posted by: pierre delecto at August 30, 2023 06:59 PM (oY6Yp)

107
That proves he's a Soros cuck, doesn't it?
Posted by: Eeyore at August 30, 2023 06:56 PM (brAQZ)

That and opening up during Covid and taking on Disney and firing woke DAs. I mean what more do you people need to figure it out?

Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 06:59 PM (HbYZK)

108 Biden is looking and sounding more and more like the preacher in Poltergeist II. Emaciated old creep.

Posted by: portlandon

Shit, you know? Thinking about it he really does.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

God is in His Holy Temple, earthly thoughts be silent now

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 30, 2023 06:59 PM (EonRS)

109 Do you think all this gay explosion might be because Obama ordered it because he is, in fact, the ghey?

He has to be the origin of this gay offensive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2023 07:00 PM (mZ3xv)

110 Michigan's public records department is unable to electronically search for records that use Greek letters

++++++++++++++

WHY on earth? You can do it in MS Word ffs. Hell, you can do it in Notepad.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 06:58 PM (lCaJd)

—-

It’s government. You expect them to have 1990+ technology?

Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:01 PM (HbYZK)

111 And Mich reelected that hag Whitmer. What is wrong with those people?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 30, 2023 06:49 PM

The youngest voters and the perimenopausal feminists showed up en masse at the polls, based on fear of being "forced to give birth" by Republicans. It infuriates me.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 30, 2023 07:01 PM (/+bwe)

112 The sign language woman has thumbs like a claw hammer. Folks, we have closed captioning. Why are sign language people even a thing anymore? I must add that I mean "in an official capacity." I know signing is a good thing for people talking to each other.

But why is this a thing during press events? Did Mandela sign language dude teach us nothing?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 30, 2023 07:02 PM (T/Lqj)

113 Dept of Not Much of An Adventure, Really:

I have just arrived home from England, via Heath Row and Detroit. Despite a major news bust by the former ToryGraph that claimed the Bank Holiday breakdown in British ATC would strand travelers for a week, my Delta flight left and arrive on time, dammit. They kept calm and they carried on, as is their wont.

I had a nice time "in these islands," but then I was invited (we were part of the tiny US fan contingent for an Olympic minor sport world championship at Bath). IF one can get onto some sort of sleep schedule, I will comment later upon the food (uniformly excellent; perhaps the WWII rationing has ended despite what you read here), driving (they are better drivers; they need to be), tipping (not at all what you've been told), and walking, which is unceasing.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 30, 2023 07:02 PM (4PZHB)

114 What is aggressive homosexuality? Is that like no lube?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2023 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

115 >>The sign language woman has thumbs like a claw hammer. Folks, we have closed captioning. Why are sign language people even a thing anymore?

I am guessing they have a Union.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 07:02 PM (c4O5y)

116 God is in His Holy Temple, earthly thoughts be silent now
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 30, 2023 06:59 PM

*flamethrows creepy demon thing*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2023 07:02 PM (aQy7p)

117 Actually, biden is starting to do a wicked Angus Scrimm from Phantasm

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2023 07:03 PM (VwHCD)

118 >>What is aggressive homosexuality?

Smell my finger.

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 30, 2023 07:03 PM (c4O5y)

119 I'm doing my part for Climate Change.
I turned on the air conditioner...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 30, 2023 07:04 PM (TGPs7)

120 118 >>What is aggressive homosexuality?

fishnet condom

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 07:04 PM (us2H3)

121 The youngest voters and the perimenopausal feminists showed up en masse at the polls, based on fear of being "forced to give birth" by Republicans. It infuriates me.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 30, 2023 07:01 PM (/+bwe)

It’s why 2022 was a shit year for the gop everywhere. Most here refuse to acknowledge it. Glad some like you do. You may not like it but it’s reality. Wymynses will walk over broken glass to vote to save their “reproductive rights”. It’s a winning issue for Democrats.

Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:04 PM (HbYZK)

122 Breaking911 @Breaking911 23h
Girl, 16, Stabbed To Death During Fight Over Sweet And Sour Sauce At DC McDonald’s

A dispute centered around sauce outside a McDonald’s in Washington, D.C., took a tragic turn as it escalated into the fatal stabbing of a 16-year-old, according to police. Naima Liggon, a resident of...
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By a "girl friend" at 2 a.m.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 07:04 PM (krqg6)

123
108 Biden is looking and sounding more and more like the preacher in Poltergeist II. Emaciated old creep.

Posted by: portlandon

Shit, you know? Thinking about it he really does.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

God is in His Holy Temple, earthly thoughts be silent now
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 30, 2023 06:59 PM (EonRS)
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You know, there is something incredibly familiar about this picture:
https://tinyurl.com/3cr5t9wh

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 30, 2023 07:04 PM (1VEQ0)

124 Evaluating the past by present standards... sounds just like people attacking long dead people for owning slaves.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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They've removed the plaque commemorating Robt. E. Lee's horse Traveler. To my knowledge, Lee never owned any slaves, and I'm pretty sure that Traveler never did, but these assholes are doing their best to stir up hate and outrage.

Posted by: Barry at August 30, 2023 07:04 PM (IbRy1)

125 15 n happier news, Henry Cavill is set to star in a "Highlander" reboot that is supposedly is going to be spectacular. To be honest, it couldn't possibly be worse than the original

was rachel zegler busy?

Posted by: anachronda at August 30, 2023 07:05 PM (oY6Yp)

126 I saw Clancy Brown in a clip from “Buster Scruggs”.

Almost didn’t recognize him till he spoke.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2023 07:05 PM (R/m4+)

127 When the this fucking house of cards goes, it is gonna be biblical

Posted by: Common Tater at August 30, 2023 07:05 PM (YouDM)

128 Wondering what the effect of legalizing fentanyl would be. Or if we just stopped looking for it at the border.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2023 06:49 PM (pohLc)

Portland. Baltimore. Seattle. Los Angeles.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2023 07:05 PM (xhaym)

129 wutz closet capshuns ??

*adjust foil on ears *

Posted by: toothy at August 30, 2023 07:06 PM (us2H3)

130 What is aggressive homosexuality? Is that like no lube?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2023 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

It's not cleaning the shit off the bedsheets after homo sex.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2023 07:06 PM (BdMk6)

131 It’s why 2022 was a shit year for the gop everywhere. Most here refuse to acknowledge it. Glad some like you do. You may not like it but it’s reality. Wymynses will walk over broken glass to vote to save their “reproductive rights”. It’s a winning issue for Democrats.
Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:04 PM (HbYZK

That's fine. They will be starving, unable to find work or afford a place of their own and unable to afford clothes but they can bang the football team and abort the consequence for convenience.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2023 07:06 PM (mZ3xv)

132 Pops better not croak! Otherwise, I'll get Epsteined!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 30, 2023 07:06 PM (LPkjK)

133 113 I have just arrived home from England, via Heath Row and Detroit.

heath column > heath row

Posted by: anachronda at August 30, 2023 07:06 PM (oY6Yp)

134 114 What is aggressive homosexuality? Is that like no lube?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2023 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

Vicks

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 07:07 PM (us2H3)

135 TPTB better not fricken cast Dave Batista as the Kurgan in any Highlander remake.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 30, 2023 07:07 PM (1VEQ0)

136 >>It’s why 2022 was a shit year for the gop everywhere.

Lindsay Graham.

Just doing his part for the UniParty.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 07:08 PM (c4O5y)

137 Cavil will do Highlander right. And then some liberal writer POS will stomp on it until it's dead because it's popular with conservatives.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2023 07:08 PM (mZ3xv)

138
That's fine. They will be starving, unable to find work or afford a place of their own and unable to afford clothes but they can bang the football team and abort the consequence for convenience.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Thanks to EBT, Nobody starves and the EBT crowd wears nicer clothes than most people reading this. That’s why they can afford to vote for abortion above all else. There’s no real price to pay.

Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:09 PM (HbYZK)

139 Thanks to EBT, Nobody starves and the EBT crowd wears nicer clothes than most people reading this. That’s why they can afford to vote for abortion above all else. There’s no real price to pay.
Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:09 PM (HbYZK)

EBT won't exist when this all goes tits up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2023 07:10 PM (mZ3xv)

140 Henry Daniell was the greatest supporting actor

Hugh Griffith a close second

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 07:10 PM (us2H3)

141 Biden is always bragging about creating jobs and unemployment rate is below 4%. What Cumstain doesn't tell you that people have to take second and third jobs to stay above the waterline.......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 30, 2023 07:10 PM (X++p7)

142 Assuming it's a iron boot not a leather

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2023 07:10 PM (MOY79)

143 I've been pounding the drum for an impeachment inquiry in the belief that the Left can't stand the exposure and will pre-emptively push Joe out "for reasons of health."

I thought that Kevin needed a House majority to launch a formal inquiry and that might be a challenge because that's been the normal practice. But on further review, he can do it with a committee approval, or even on his own. Which is what Nancy did in Trump's second impeachment. heh.

I now put high odds on this happening. So say hello to POTUS Kamala. If she quits early, say hello to POTUS Kevin.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2023 07:11 PM (RqMSv)

144 Erev Tov Patriots

30 Days

Now my 2 Star got slapped down by the Big Boss because she did not consult me LOL

I love the irony

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2023 07:12 PM (pmmLi)

145 Unemployment being low has fuck all to do with massive inflation and stagnant wages destroying people and their savings.

It's like dying of rabbit starvation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2023 07:12 PM (mZ3xv)

146 Wymynses will walk over broken glass to vote to save their “reproductive rights”. It’s a winning issue for Democrats.
Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:04 PM

The young voters weren't all women, let alone of the female variety. The boys don't want to lose that "out", either.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 30, 2023 07:12 PM (/+bwe)

147 The unemployment rate is a bunch of bullshit anyway. Because it only counts people who are out of work and looking for work. But if you are out of work but not looking for work in other words if you are happy on welfare, you don’t count as unemployed. There are tens of millions of people who have never worked a day in their lives who officially are not unemployed.

Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:12 PM (HbYZK)

148 They've removed the plaque commemorating Robt. E. Lee's horse Traveler. To my knowledge, Lee never owned any slaves, and I'm pretty sure that Traveler never did, but these assholes are doing their best to stir up hate and outrage.
Posted by: Barry at August 30, 2023 07:04 PM (IbRy1)

Lee didn't own slaves...

Grant did...

Irony...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2023 07:13 PM (oHd/0)

149 anachronda other than your arms are tired how was the trip?

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2023 07:13 PM (MOY79)

150 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 30, 2023 07:13 PM (T4tVD)

151 Michigan's public records department is unable to electronically search for records that use Greek letters

++++++++++++++

WHY on earth? You can do it in MS Word ffs. Hell, you can do it in Notepad.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Government software engineers...
If not English-alphabet-or-number
Then flag
Else next email.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2023 07:13 PM (Wqoo2)

152 I now put high odds on this happening. So say hello to POTUS Kamala. If she quits early, say hello to POTUS Kevin.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2023 07:11 PM (RqMSv)

yeah, I think he'll do it without a vote and hang the stragglers out to dry

they deserve it

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 07:13 PM (us2H3)

153 Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:12 PM (HbYZK)

Yup, the labor participation rate is the one to watch.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2023 07:14 PM (oHd/0)

154 >>The unemployment rate is a bunch of bullshit anyway.

His Jobs record is 100% re-hiring those that were laid off due to the Covid Shutdowns (that allowed him to steal the Presidency).

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 07:14 PM (c4O5y)

155 Part 1: What gun owners have to look forward to during the 2024 Gavin Newsom, Trump's favorite governor, presidential administration...

Moving beyond thoughts and prayers to solutions on guns
Gun safety ballot measure could lead to reduced bloodshed
gvpanow.org

Require all firearms to be locked so that only the lawful owner can use them. Firearms are required to be equipped with trigger locks within one year of the passage of the GVPA. Mandatory trigger locks can be either key, combination, cable, or biometric.
California maintains records of every person who has lawfully purchased or transferred firearms and maintains records of all known firearms associated with a person. The DROS database, Automated Firearms System database, & Armed Prohibited Persons database allow the State to send vital health & gun safety information to all lawful gun owners in California.
To use that information effectively, the GVPA will also require the Attorney General to regularly communicate with lawful gun owners to provide notice of life-saving public services and information. Regular communication with lawful gun owners will provide behavioral insights to help prevent gun violence.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 30, 2023 07:15 PM (vCXKu)

156 Gang bangers in Compton and Inglewood will comply with those laws, I’m sure.

Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:17 PM (HbYZK)

157 NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD SCENARIO...............

1. Biden resigns............ Hooker Harris is POTUS.

2. Hooker Harris picks Big Mike for VP & Hooker Harris Resigns

3. Big Mike is POTUS and Barry/Hillary is VP

4. Big Mike dies mysteriouslly by Polonium Poisoning

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 30, 2023 07:17 PM (X++p7)

158 "It would certainly improve the Kibbie Dome."

Hey now, the Kibbie Dome is a marvelous engineering achievement.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 30, 2023 07:17 PM (ou9hh)

159 "Grant did..."

Yes. But IIRC his wife inherited them and he freed them as soon as he could.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2023 07:17 PM (RqMSv)

160 What is aggressive homosexuality? Is that like no lube?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2023 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

It’s when you got a Prius, a jar of mustard, talk radio turned up real loud and five guys are sticking their fingers in each others poopers in the Prius.

If you got a poodle it’s good too.

Posted by: Dirty Mike And The Boys at August 30, 2023 07:18 PM (R/m4+)

161 Can a prezzy who has served 2 terms become prezzy via assuming office as VP?

Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:18 PM (HbYZK)

162 CNN is such a joke that anyone who takes their reporting seriously are likely the same type of people convinced that the deposed Prince of Nigeria needs their checking account number to transfer his held billions from a Swiss bank.

Posted by: Tracy at August 30, 2023 07:19 PM (PsOHP)

163 Part 2: What gun owners have to look forward to during the 2024 Gavin Newsom, Trump's favorite governor, presidential administration...

Moving beyond thoughts and prayers to solutions on guns
Gun safety ballot measure could lead to reduced bloodshed throughout California
gvpanow.org

Require all current and prospective gun owners to complete gun courses of at least four hours of training concerning 1) state and federal firearm laws; 2) safe storage requirements; 3) firearm safety; 4) firearm and ammunition functions and operations; 5) cleaning and maintenance; and 6) suicide prevention education and resources. After completing four hours of training the individual will have to pass a written test to ensure responsible firearm ownership.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 30, 2023 07:19 PM (vCXKu)

164 152 I now put high odds on this happening. So say hello to POTUS Kamala. If she quits early, say hello to POTUS Kevin. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2023 07:11 PM (RqMSv)

I would take McCarthy any day of the week over the Trash we have now !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 30, 2023 07:20 PM (X++p7)

165 "Hooker Harris picks Big Mike for VP & Hooker Harris Resigns"

IIRC the new VP needs House approval. No Big Mike, no Hillary. We're getting close to an election so we can keep it open, Kevin would be next in line.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2023 07:20 PM (RqMSv)

166 Obama couldn't be VP because he can't legally serve as potus again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2023 07:21 PM (mZ3xv)

167 Part 3: What gun owners have to look forward to during the 2024 Gavin Newsom, Trump's favorite governor, presidential administration...

Moving beyond thoughts and prayers to solutions on guns
Gun safety ballot measure could lead to reduced bloodshed throughout California
gvpanow.org

Ammunition Fee and Annual Firearm Registration (AFAFR)
[Similar to a car registration fee]
The GVPA will authorize a fee on all ammunition sold in or imported into California. This fee will be structured on a sliding scale based on the ammunition’s lethality. For instance, the fee for a 9 mm bullet would be $0.20, while the fee for an armor-piercing bullet would be $2. Law enforcement agencies would be exempt from these ammunition fees.

The GVPA will also require that registered gun owners re-certify their firearms with a $25 yearly fee (new CA citizens will be charged $50), similar to an annual car registration fee. A yearly registration fee will allow the State to better monitor the ownership of firearms and limit the slippage of legal guns into the black market.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 30, 2023 07:21 PM (vCXKu)

168 117 Actually, biden is starting to do a wicked Angus Scrimm from Phantasm

That movie franchise scared the crap outta me when I was younger. FWIW it also left me with a permanent desire to weld a bunch of break open shotguns together and not be afraid to simultaneously sport a pontail AND male pattern baldness.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 30, 2023 07:21 PM (cCxiu)

169 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
JUST IN 🚨 National Guard on the move in Taylor County, Florida in response to Hurricane Idalia

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
WILD VIDEO 🚨 TORNADO FLIPS A CAR — Watch as tornado from Idalia picks up a car and tosses it near Charleston, South Carolina.

https://tinyurl.com/46tyd7wn
8 seconds; no sound

Darcie @darcienow 1h
If the occupants were not OK or if their condition is not known, it is unethical to show this video!

Nick Stewart @Naykolai 1h Replying to @darcienow
One person inside, shaken up, but thankfully okay 🙏
Aug 30, 2023 · 9:57 PM UTC

Darcie @darcienow 1h Replying to @Naykolai
That’s amazing, they’re incredibly lucky!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 07:21 PM (krqg6)

170 It’s why 2022 was a shit year for the gop everywhere. Most here refuse to acknowledge it. Glad some like you do. You may not like it but it’s reality. Wymynses will walk over broken glass to vote to save their “reproductive rights”. It’s a winning issue for Democrats.
Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:04 PM (HbYZK

Lindsey Graham single handedly lost 2 to 3 Senate seats and 4 or 5 House seats by chirping about how the Republicans would shut down abortion at the federal level

He is a true fraud and UniParty leader.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 30, 2023 07:21 PM (Xu8xw)

171 >Can a prezzy who has served 2 terms become prezzy via assuming office as VP?

Posted by: Montec

No

Posted by: DB - early edition at August 30, 2023 07:22 PM (geLO8)

172 #169 Update:

Prepping with Sarge @IamOnYoutube1 1h Replying to @TheInsiderPaper
This happened a few miles from me. Another tornado picked up a portapotty and smashed it onto a car 💩💩💩💩💩💩

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 07:22 PM (krqg6)

173 If she quits early, say hello to POTUS Kevin.
Posted by: Ignoramus

I've pointed it out before: the Constitution says Executive Branch for the line of succession.
If Kevin was in place there would be a suit before he took his hand off the bible contesting him because he is *not* part of the Executive branch.
President Blinken you say?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2023 07:22 PM (Wqoo2)

174 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at August 30, 2023 07:23 PM (f0+Qa)

175 @161 I believe yes, because the 22nd amendment only says that you can't be elected more than twice.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2023 07:23 PM (RqMSv)

176 161 Can a prezzy who has served 2 terms become prezzy via assuming office as VP?
Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:18 PM (HbYZK

VP has to be able to serve as President. Barry can't become VP.

But what does a little thing like the constitution matter when there's history to be made?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2023 07:24 PM (CUTlH)

177 ACC has been one of the biggest corruptions of science ever.

It's literally bullsh*t but it's bullsh*t that has been used in the service of evil.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 30, 2023 07:24 PM (XV/Pl)

178 Concerning Lee and slavery, it's complicated.

https://tinyurl.com/4uz4xhe8

Posted by: Archimedes at August 30, 2023 07:24 PM (I/Qkd)

179 @173: "President Blinken you say?"

Not if you believe in Department of Transportation supremacy!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2023 07:24 PM (k1Qly)

180 "if the vice presidency is simultaneously vacant, or if the vice president is also incapacitated, the powers and duties of the presidency pass to the speaker of the House of Representatives, president pro tempore of the Senate, and then Cabinet secretaries, depending on eligibility."

So POTUS Kevin in the wings.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2023 07:24 PM (RqMSv)

181 Fuck Graham, Fuck McConnell, and Fuck Romney.

Three blind mice whom i wouldn't piss on if they were burning alive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2023 07:24 PM (mZ3xv)

182 I've pointed it out before: the Constitution says Executive Branch for the line of succession.
If Kevin was in place there would be a suit before he took his hand off the bible contesting him because he is *not* part of the Executive branch.
President Blinken you say?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2023 07:22 PM (Wqoo2)

President Yellen

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2023 07:25 PM (xhaym)

183 @102: "... but is kept animate by the Dark Arts???"

If so, then please bring back Alan Rickman.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2023 07:25 PM (k1Qly)

184 >>Concerning Lee and slavery, it's complicated.

iirc, Hamilton was gifted slaves by his in-laws when he married.

It was a different time.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 07:26 PM (c4O5y)

185 https://tinyurl.com/jnd34hw6
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2023 07:27 PM (MOY79)

186 iirc, Hamilton was gifted slaves by his in-laws when he married.

It was a different time.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 07:26 PM (c4O5y)

He wanted a new air conditioner or maybe a new set of plates. I mean look at the gift registry!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2023 07:27 PM (xhaym)

187 Not if you believe in Department of Transportation supremacy!
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Oh no, not pRes buttking!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2023 07:27 PM (Wqoo2)

188 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 35m
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Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 07:28 PM (krqg6)

189 No matter how bleak things might get, I will go to bed each night thankful that I did not get stabbed to death over dipping sauce.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2023 07:28 PM (XeHMZ)

190 >iirc, Hamilton was gifted slaves by his in-laws when he married.

It was a different time.

"Here- have some people."

Posted by: DB - early edition at August 30, 2023 07:28 PM (geLO8)

191 #188 Update:

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 35m
Replying to @TheInsiderPaper
Update - A car smashed through the entrance barrier at Ben Gurion Airport, security guards shot at the wheels of the car and arrested the suspect. ALL CLEAR GIVEN

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 07:30 PM (krqg6)

192 Michigan's public records department is unable to electronically search for records that use Greek letters

Bullshit. They're unable to WANT to search.

What's next, shifting each letter by 1?

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2023 07:30 PM (iW8nX)

193 12th amendment says: But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.

But the 22nd only says "elected."

Hypothetically Obama wouldn't be elected, but ratified by both House and Senate.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2023 07:30 PM (RqMSv)

194 182 I've pointed it out before: the Constitution says Executive Branch for the line of succession.
If Kevin was in place there would be a suit before he took his hand off the bible contesting him because he is *not* part of the Executive branch.
President Blinken you say?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2023 07:22 PM (Wqoo2)

President Yellen
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2023 07:25 PM (xhaym)
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You guys skipped a step. President pro tempore of the senate, say hello to president Patty Murray!!!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 30, 2023 07:30 PM (vCXKu)

195 @184

>>iirc, Hamilton was gifted slaves by his in-laws when he married.

Technically, Hamilton wasn't American when he was gifted slaves.

So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 30, 2023 07:31 PM (XV/Pl)

196 I was under the impression that compiling a list of gun owners is itself a crime...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 30, 2023 07:31 PM (MeG8a)

197
Thanks to EBT, Nobody starves and the EBT crowd wears nicer clothes than most people reading this.
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A guy that works the check-out at the local grocery has told me that it makes him sick to see regular customers, that he has known for years, obviously cutting down to absolute basics, while EBT customers come through with full baskets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2023 07:31 PM (IbRy1)

198 NOOD Stack!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2023 07:31 PM (Wqoo2)

199 >>I was under the impression that compiling a list of gun owners is itself a crime...

Federal Agencies can't.

States might have a snowball's chance in hell of forcing a case for it.
But, that is prior to the latest court decisions re. the 2nd.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 07:32 PM (c4O5y)

200 @101: "WHY on earth? You can do it in MS Word ffs."

I assume that's bad reporting. Of course, they can search for Greek letters, but it's super complicated and impossible to search for every variation of a word that might substitute one or more letters with a greek equivalent.

And, by super complicated, I really mean that any half-competent developer or forum moderator who's ever tried using a profanity filter knows exactly what happens next.

Swapping letters with numbers, accented letters, foreign characters, or transposing pairs of letters, spelling things backwards, etc., and combinations thereof, have all been a thing on the internet as long as there's been an internet.

Some might say it's been a "solved problem" for a long time now.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2023 07:33 PM (k1Qly)

201 Alito's Heritage / Historical Precedent portion of the Bruen Decision is going to destroy almost all paths forward towards eliminating the 2nd.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 07:35 PM (c4O5y)

202 193 12th amendment says: But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.

But the 22nd only says "elected."

Hypothetically Obama wouldn't be elected, but ratified by both House and Senate.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2023 07:30 PM (RqMSv)

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Yeah that’s why I’m thinking too. A VP appointed, not elected, would be good to go to become president. Maybe even elected as VP would work. Because 22A says elected as president.

Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:40 PM (HbYZK)

203 To be fair to Michigan, government employees are lay retards. So I think they truly cannot do it.

Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 07:42 PM (HbYZK)

204 No one will see this, so maybe I'll copy it to the ONT later. It's not really a café comment.....

Is there a way to FOI request "anything with letters in the Greek alphabet?" Or Cyrillic, katakana, etc.

Because you can bet they're not smart enough to have peppered the emails about recipes and yoga classes with code symbols. Anything with a tau in it is uniparty OPSEC.

Posted by: mikeski at August 30, 2023 08:34 PM (DgGvY)

205 Alexander looked like Doocy slapped Biden’s dick out of his lie hole.

Posted by: Tj at August 30, 2023 09:05 PM (/IUkT)

206 Reddit comment on abortion:

“ think the law should be that if a woman can feel pain, it should be illegal to force her to give birth against her will. Because not only is she guaranteed to feel excruciating pain during childbirth, she will also remember it”

Wow.

Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 09:24 PM (HbYZK)

207 Wondering what the effect of legalizing fentanyl would be. Or if we just stopped looking for it at the border.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2023 06:49 PM

Limiting Narcan/Naloxone to "One Time Only" would work too.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 30, 2023 09:32 PM (xttsV)

208 206
Reddit comment on abortion:

“ think the law should be that if a woman can feel pain, it should be illegal to force her to give birth against her will. Because not only is she guaranteed to feel excruciating pain during childbirth, she will also remember it”

Wow.

Yup. Lefty logic. The type people develop when debate is not allowed and only one viewpoint is acceptable in the classroom.

Posted by: Floridachick at August 30, 2023 11:20 PM (6KIUg)

209 I LOVE watching sign language lady make the pew-pew gesture during that speech!

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at August 31, 2023 08:40 AM (oOu87)

211 Recruitment in the military is way down. Do you want it to go up? How about if we put our army on the border and tell them to keep them out "by any means necessary"? Recruitment will go up.

Posted by: Nightfall at August 31, 2023 01:06 PM (xd3qE)

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