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St. Mort, Patron Saint of Sea Stacks Cafe

Sea Stack Appreciation Week continues:

irelandseastack.jpg
Dun Briste sea stack in County Mayo, Ireland

Setting off some sparks.

Advanced Wagglebutt Syndrome.

The cutest little overwrought death scene.

Maybe dogs don't even like playing fetch. Maybe they're just trying to return our lost property to us, and get annoyed when we immediately re-lose it.

I've linked this about five times but this (sea) otter is so adorable.

I've also linked this: Baby bear terrifies you with the cutest little threat display.

Infrequently Asked Questions: Do cats enjoy ball-pits?

Pet disco.

Bunny jumping on a bed.

Is this a school for ants?

Dog: What is happening right now?"

The ultimate race: boy versus duckling.

The Japanese are just good at game shows.

This is probably set up but I like seeing TikTokers being punished.


Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Those poor neutered cats are humping the air...they no longer have a package but the instinct is still there

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2023 07:34 PM (8tei1)

2 Nice Stack Ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 07:34 PM (K+1Pw)

3 Called the nood.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 07:34 PM (K+1Pw)

4 Hold the Mayo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2023 07:35 PM (63Dwl)

5 The Japanese are just good at game shows.

"Right you are Ken!"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2023 07:36 PM (J47y1)

6 She spells sea stacks at the seal store.

Posted by: fd at August 29, 2023 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

7 We've got stacks and stacks in the racks, spinning aaaaalllll your favorite hits here on ACE 109.9!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 07:37 PM (mZ3xv)

8 I'd hate to run in to that thing on a foggy night.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 29, 2023 07:37 PM (MeG8a)

9 Maybe dogs don't even like playing fetch. Maybe they're just trying to return our lost property to us, and get annoyed when we immediately re-lose it.
_________

That was our Bassett's attitude. But my first (actually my parents') was a Lab. He lived to fetch. Throw something, and you've signed a lifetime contract. No breaks.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 29, 2023 07:37 PM (brAQZ)

10 Dun Briste sea stack in County Mayo, Ireland


How did a slice out of the Grand Canyon's wall get planted in the ocean off Ireland? I'll tell you how: Aliens.

Posted by: Gref at August 29, 2023 07:38 PM (5fDan)

11
Once is happenstance. Two times consecutively is bias. "Seastacks" ... pffft

Either start showing pictures of pancake stacks or you'll hear from our lawyers. You have been warned!

-- International House of Pancake Stacks, Local 5632

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2023 07:39 PM (xG4kz)

12 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2023 07:39 PM (MOY79)

13 Alice Cooper >>> the underside of my toilet seat > George Takei

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 07:39 PM (krQz2)

14 Someone has to have climbed that stack

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2023 07:40 PM (MOY79)

15 I hope that chick has her rabies shots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 07:41 PM (mZ3xv)

16 Vince Furnier is actually a righteous dude.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 29, 2023 07:41 PM (oWBc3)

17 I waited for it and knew it as soon as I saw the schlub.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 29, 2023 07:41 PM (Eeb9P)

18 Raccoons are so cute 🥰 pic.twitter.com/POuVVoGpb4

— Pier Pets (@PierPets) August 29, 2023
_______

How do you say that in German?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 29, 2023 07:42 PM (brAQZ)

19 Vince Furnier is actually a righteous dude.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 29, 2023 07:41 PM (oWBc3)
---
He is. He's a brother in Christ.

He leads Bible studies for anybody in the crew and/or band who are interested.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 07:42 PM (krQz2)

20 A glass of wine, a clean ashtray and ya'll. Life is good.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 07:43 PM (qJLIU)

21 The cutest little overwrought death scene.

From the Tweet -
"I see an Oscar in this good boys future"


Nah, his future is being a soccer player. He has the dying in agony from a small bruise act nailed.

Posted by: Gref at August 29, 2023 07:44 PM (5fDan)

22 nope, no comparison to that Gadsden poat earlier ... I'm lookin' everywhere for my nosteponsnek patch to wear on my hat tomorrow, lol.

g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 29, 2023 07:44 PM (vbuLV)

23 Dun Briste used to be Atlantis. They had some erosion and failed to plant appropriate vegetation to counteract it.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2023 07:44 PM (xhaym)

24 "Travis McGee's still in Cedar Key; that's what old John McDonald said... " (said Jimmy Buffett circa 1979) That thought is spiritually true this week.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 29, 2023 07:44 PM (r72iY)

25 County Mayo ! How far is it from Tipperary ??

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2023 07:44 PM (V13WU)

26 Where did all the water go around Monument Valley?

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2023 07:44 PM (MOY79)

27 Thank You for the sea otter, ace

Going up the hill to work and back down to the waterfront is kicking my ass after the big move upstairs last weekend.

Damn. My 29 yo ass is pooped.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at August 29, 2023 07:44 PM (kX8mD)

28 Labs live for retrieving. They will fetch until they drop.

Posted by: huerfano at August 29, 2023 07:45 PM (7zEAH)

29 A glass of wine, a clean ashtray and ya'll. Life is good.
Posted by: Ben Had

Less than 2 months!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 07:45 PM (K+1Pw)

30 This video, Raccoon Proofing Our New House, begins with these immortal opening line: "We have just moved into a new house, however not everybody has moved here. The raccoons have not yet been to this house because we want to take some extra precautions."

Plus they also have some ferrets. From Tito the Raccoon on YouTube.

https://youtu.be/7qA92ohRWDw

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 29, 2023 07:46 PM (YT6ur)

31 Where did all the water go around Monument Valley?

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2023 07:44 PM (MOY79)
---
I didn't take it! Honest!

Posted by: That Kid Who Always Gets Blamed at August 29, 2023 07:46 PM (krQz2)

32 *fistbump* BenHad!

still have a few of my choicest old-school ashtrays stashed away, just in case I ever take up cigs again ...

also:

*clink!*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 29, 2023 07:47 PM (vbuLV)

33 I'm going to start smoking when I hit 85.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 07:47 PM (mZ3xv)

34 Two men in Uganda are facing separate charges of “aggravated homosexuality,” an offense punishable by death under the country’s controversial new anti-gay laws

Ho lee fook

I saw aggravated homosexuals open for Wham at the DCCC in 1983.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 29, 2023 07:48 PM (BRHaw)

35 Hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure that's a Chinese game show.

Also, now I feel sorry for dogs without tails. Poor things try to wag, but there's nothing ~to~ wag, so they have to put their backs out to show enthusiasm instead of beating the heck out of your shins like tailed dogs do.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 29, 2023 07:48 PM (ou9hh)

36 So, do sea otters taste more like penguin, or groundhog?

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 07:49 PM (cPGH3)

37 nurse, hugs and a massage gift certificate

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 07:49 PM (qJLIU)

38 Pretty sure I've dropped a deuce that looked like the top picture.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 29, 2023 07:49 PM (XV/Pl)

39 There are dozens of sea stacks around New Zealand. I saw a couple of them when touring, damned if I remember the names.

Posted by: 13times at August 29, 2023 07:49 PM (Br8sj)

40 36 So, do sea otters taste more like penguin, or groundhog?
Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 07:49 PM (cPGH3)
_______

No one here knows. Ask Kamala.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 29, 2023 07:50 PM (brAQZ)

41 I'm be never heard of aggravated homosexuality.

I've heard of angry gays before though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 07:50 PM (mZ3xv)

42 Down the Colorado river, Skip. With all the sediment.

If you believe the world is eight thousand years old, there is nothing I can show you to move your faith, since faith is by its very nature, unfalsifiable.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2023 07:50 PM (xhaym)

43 I was waiting for seal to go back to the bar for a umbrella drink

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2023 07:50 PM (MOY79)

44 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
·
Follow
Kids deserve to go to school free of gun violence.

Teachers deserve to give lessons free of gun violence.

Shoppers deserve to buy groceries free of gun violence.

And on and on.

We call that Texas.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 29, 2023 07:50 PM (BRHaw)

45 Pretty sure I've dropped a deuce that looked like the top picture.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

The recommendation will be: More fiber, lots more.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 07:50 PM (K+1Pw)

46 raccoon is asshoe

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2023 07:51 PM (8tei1)

47 Where did all the water go around Monument Valley?

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2023 07:44 PM (MOY79)


Went into the Gulf of California by way of eroding-out the Grand Canyon?

Posted by: Gref at August 29, 2023 07:51 PM (5fDan)

48 I love how the first thing the elephant wanted to do was get the hell out of there.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 29, 2023 07:52 PM (roH4R)

49 raccoon is asshoe
Posted by: kallisto

Yeah, anyone thinks raccoons are cute hasn't raised one.

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 07:52 PM (cPGH3)

50 Driftless Area of WI, we have bluffs that were sea stacks in the lakes that formed when the glaciers were melting.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 29, 2023 07:52 PM (vbuLV)

51 Does Hillary think staffers should be able to go to Ft. Macy park at night free of gun violence too?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2023 07:52 PM (xhaym)

52 Cats are nit going to like ball pits, doggies might

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2023 07:53 PM (MOY79)

53 "Vince Furnier is actually a righteous dude.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

He gets me so hot
I could scream!

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at August 29, 2023 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

54 51 Does Hillary think staffers should be able to go to Ft. Macy park at night free of gun violence too?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2023 07:52 PM (xhaym)

Oy veh.

Posted by: Vince Foster at August 29, 2023 07:53 PM (PiwSw)

55 Racoon other day in front of me gets 3/4:way across road then goes back.

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2023 07:54 PM (MOY79)

56 48 I love how the first thing the elephant wanted to do was get the hell out of there.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 29, 2023 07:52 PM (roH4R

Oh great, I fall into this stupid ravine and now all these assholes are looking at me like I'm a juicy steak.

Posted by: Elephant at August 29, 2023 07:54 PM (mZ3xv)

57 Kewl elephant rescue.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 29, 2023 07:55 PM (NBVIP)

58 Yeah, anyone thinks raccoons are cute hasn't raised one.

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 07:52 PM (cPGH3)

did you hear the little boy crying because the raccoon bit him? His mom must be an AWFL

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2023 07:55 PM (8tei1)

59 51 Does Hillary think staffers should be able to go to Ft. Macy park at night free of gun violence too?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2023 07:52 PM (xhaym

I think you're trying to insinuate something but I just can't figure it out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 07:55 PM (mZ3xv)

60 55
'Racoon other day in front of me gets 3/4:way across road then goes back.'

Them and squirrels. ALWAYS expect them to double back.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 29, 2023 07:55 PM (roH4R)

61 I was waiting for seal to go back to the bar for a umbrella drink

Heh. Same here.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 29, 2023 07:56 PM (V8he0)

62 Turns out that "aggrevated homosex" is male-on-male rape.

One was a 12-year-old boy, and the other a disabled man.

Uganda, have at 'em.

Posted by: That Kid Who Always Gets Blamed at August 29, 2023 07:57 PM (krQz2)

63 Kewl elephant rescue.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

I noticed that they seemed to have a hemp rope the size of a man's leg. Dunno how much an elephant weighs, but I'll bet an arborist rope about 3/4" would have done the trick... and wouldn't have taken 40 men to haul it around.
Thailand?

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 07:57 PM (cPGH3)

64 County Mayo ! How far is it from Tipperary ??
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2023 07:44 PM

Since it's a long way to Tipperary, simple math reveals it's a long way from Tipperary.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 29, 2023 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

65 59 51 Does Hillary think staffers should be able to go to Ft. Macy park at night free of gun violence too?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2023 07:52 PM (xhaym

I think you're trying to insinuate something but I just can't figure it out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 07:55 PM (mZ3xv)


I did not have insinuations with that woman!

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at August 29, 2023 07:58 PM (5fDan)

66 Wait until the duck can fly

Better hit the sack
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2023 07:58 PM (MOY79)

67 I'm be never heard of aggravated homosexuality.

I've heard of angry gays before though.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Allegedly, one raped a disabled man and the other raped a child.

Posted by: old chick at August 29, 2023 07:58 PM (sOete)

68 Someone has to have climbed that stack
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2023 07:40 PM (MOY79)

And make it tip over?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 29, 2023 07:59 PM (YMhCy)

69 lol, ok, now rly g'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 29, 2023 07:59 PM (vbuLV)

70 Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 07:57 PM (cPGH3)

Sri Lanka

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2023 07:59 PM (8tei1)

71 He gets me so hot
I could scream!
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at August 29, 2023 07:53 PM

Annnnnnnnd we get a tie-back to Alice Cooper, one of today's sub-themes. Nicely done!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2023 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

72 "Racoon other day in front of me gets 3/4:way across road then goes back.
Posted by: Skip"

I call squirrels like that "Suicidal Squirrel!". Usually right before they miraculously jump out of the way. Usually.

I don't swerve for squirrels. I have this theory that they expect you to maintain course and when you swerve it screws up their ability to dodge.

Posted by: fd at August 29, 2023 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

73 AZdeplorable, forgive my delay in calling. I now have a big list of options to run by you



Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 08:00 PM (qJLIU)

74 Allegedly, one raped a disabled man and the other raped a child.
Posted by: old chick at August 29, 2023 07:58 PM (sOete)

Well why didn't they just say rape?

Hang 'em. High.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:00 PM (mZ3xv)

75 5 The Japanese are just good at game shows.

"Right you are Ken!"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2023 07:36 PM

***
How is that NOBODY picked up on this most extreme reference??? Well played Tonypete.

Posted by: Vic Romano at August 29, 2023 08:00 PM (IQ6Gq)

76
Michael Malice asked: Q: What do you get when you cross AIDS, monkeypox, COVID and the bubonic plague?

A: MAJOR LIFE UPDATE - for the remainder of the strike @StephenAtHome, @JimmyFallon, @SethMeyers, @IamJohnOliver & Jimmy Kimmel are joining forces for a new podcast called @StrikeForceFive.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2023 08:00 PM (xG4kz)

77
Normal dog
- Hooman throws toy
- Dog retrieves toy
- Dog waits for hooman to throw toy again

Sighthound
- Hooman throws toy
- Dog destroys toy
- Dog waits for hooman to throw new toy

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2023 08:01 PM (MoZTd)

78 Yeah, anyone thinks raccoons are cute hasn't raised one.

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 07:52 PM (cPGH3)


Oh cry me a river.

Posted by: The Guy Who Bought A Handheld Monkey from an Ad In A Magazine at August 29, 2023 08:01 PM (guGkK)

79 Did someone say raccoons? We're back, baby! Ja!

Posted by: German Raccoons at August 29, 2023 08:02 PM (IQ6Gq)

80
There are dozens of sea stacks around New Zealand. I saw a couple of them when touring, damned if I remember the names.
Posted by: 13times

The Stacky McStackface Twins

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2023 08:03 PM (xG4kz)

81 Raising a raccoon? And I thought the lady near near who "rescued" them was a nut. To each his own I suppose. Trap and .22.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 29, 2023 08:04 PM (oWBc3)

82 58 Cute raccoons. Worked with a guy back in Ohio, an immigrant from some Kentucky holler, who was a big time coon hunter. Three very expensive hounds, very well cared for. Guy even had a subscription to Full Cry magazine which is for the coon hunting crowd. He could tell you how cute and cuddly the raccoons are after showing you a couple vet bills. Little bastards can be vicious.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2023 08:04 PM (0EOe9)

83 "Annnnnnnnd we get a tie-back to Alice Cooper, one of today's sub-themes. Nicely done!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Thank you. It's all part of my Conceptual Continuity.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at August 29, 2023 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

84 Well why didn't they just say rape?
Hang 'em. High.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I don't remember hearing/reading rape in reference to homosexuals. It's usually something like violence or assault, anything to avoid a sexual stigma.

Posted by: old chick at August 29, 2023 08:05 PM (sOete)

85 Raccoons are rabies factories.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:05 PM (mZ3xv)

86 I remember when you could get an alligator by mail order. That's the America that I want back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2023 08:05 PM (guGkK)

87 AZdeplorable, forgive my delay in calling. I now have a big list of options to run by you

Posted by: Ben Had

Not worried. Horses take precedence, always (and life too!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:05 PM (K+1Pw)

88 Roadkill count on the way to town feral pigs 4 raccoons 1and coyotes 0

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 08:05 PM (qJLIU)

89 Yeah, anyone thinks raccoons are cute hasn't raised one.

Posted by: MkY

Especially this one.

https://tinyurl.com/yc3pe5j7

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2023 08:05 PM (ftFVW)

90 86 I remember when you could get an alligator by mail order. That's the America that I want back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2023 08:05 PM (guGkK)

That's how I got my first monkey!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:06 PM (mZ3xv)

91 I remember when you could get an alligator by mail order. That's the America that I want back.
Posted by: Cicero

So you're the guy that turned them loose in the N.Y. sewers!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:08 PM (K+1Pw)

92 I remember when you could get an alligator by mail order. That's the America that I want back.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2023 08:05 PM (guGkK)

And nice little top-break pistols in .32 S&W long, too.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 29, 2023 08:08 PM (YMhCy)

93 "That's how I got my first monkey!
Posted by: AlaBAMA'"

I only got Sea Monkeys. It turned out that they were great tropical fish food though. Who knew?

Posted by: fd at August 29, 2023 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

94 That's how I got my first monkey!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2023 08:08 PM (ftFVW)

95
Jerry Clower, "A Coon Huntin' Story"

https://tinyurl.com/ClowerCoonHuntin

I was put onto this by the Technical Assistants (i.e., good ol' boys) when I worked in Camden, SC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2023 08:09 PM (xG4kz)

96 I remember when you could get an alligator by mail order. That's the America that I want back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2023 08:05 PM (guGkK)

That's how I got my first monkey!
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Real M-80's & real bottle rockets.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2023 08:09 PM (G8h7g)

97 Jerry Clower, "A Coon Huntin' Story"

https://tinyurl.com/ClowerCoonHuntin

I was put onto this by the Technical Assistants (i.e., good ol' boys) when I worked in Camden, SC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Funny, clean dude.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2023 08:10 PM (G8h7g)

98 88 Roadkill count. AR Hwy 59 from Van Buren AR to AR Hwy 22, a nine mile stretch, is the Highway of Death for armadillos, possum, raccoons, and a few other critters. Usually see one about every half mile. River levy on one side, tasty crops on the other.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2023 08:10 PM (0EOe9)

99 Well why didn't they just say rape?

Hang 'em. High.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:00 PM (mZ3xv)
---
Because the press is trying to make you think Uganda is executing two men because of their sexual preference.

Well... they are ... but ... they should, too.

Posted by: That Kid Who Always Gets Blamed at August 29, 2023 08:10 PM (krQz2)

100 What was the Seats catalog good for ? EVERYTHING

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 08:10 PM (qJLIU)

101
Them and squirrels. ALWAYS expect them to double back.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Now that I'm not on a motorcycle all the time I always hope they do... thud, thud.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:11 PM (K+1Pw)

102 There are...FOUR...ways to rock.

Posted by: J-L Picard at August 29, 2023 08:11 PM (iW8nX)

103 I don't know what this is. It's called a demo and it's a 20 minute high quality virtual reality tour of the Titanic and not just the luxury parts. This must have taken a metric shit ton of time, a metric shit ton of work, and a metric shit ton of money to make. Is it only to show what they can do or is it the setting for some videogame or such?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=COTNooQ1a6Q

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 29, 2023 08:11 PM (FVME7)

104 What was the Seats catalog good for ? EVERYTHING
Posted by: Ben Had

Even houses at one point!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2023 08:11 PM (ftFVW)

105 Raccoons are rabies factories.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Coyotes.
State of Texas lists them as rabies vector animals.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2023 08:12 PM (G8h7g)

106 I understand dogs. Will never understand cats. And while I can pretend to understand women, anything that results in cute Japanese girls in tight wet clothes gets my Johnson spinning.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2023 08:12 PM (8erNz)

107 Do cats enjoy ball-pits?

That second cat was outta there like cartoon cat.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2023 08:12 PM (08CnU)

108 The only thing that can compare to a virtue signal is a victim signal.

See! Gays still suffer persecution somewhere in the world!

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2023 08:12 PM (krQz2)

109 How is that NOBODY picked up on this most extreme reference??? Well played Tonypete.

Posted by: Vic Romano at August 29, 2023 08:00 PM (IQ6Gq)

I was wondering that too. Vic. It was like a giant deuce right there. All smelly and... back to you Vic..

Posted by: Kenny Blankenship at August 29, 2023 08:13 PM (B705c)

110 Jerry Clower was funny as hell. My Grandpa had an 8 track in his 70s Chevy Candy Apple Red Stepside pickup that he would occasionally let me drive. Jerry Clower was among the tapes and I don't think I've heard him since.

Posted by: fd at August 29, 2023 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

111 What was the Seats catalog good for ? EVERYTHING
Posted by: Ben Had

Even houses at one point!
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2023 08:11 PM (ftFVW)

If only there was a way to take orders for stuff using a computer or something.

Posted by: The Sears C-Suite Execs at August 29, 2023 08:13 PM (guGkK)

112 If only there was a way to take orders for stuff using a computer or something.

Posted by: The Sears C-Suite Execs at August 29, 2023 08:13 PM (guGkK


Idiots.

Posted by: Kodak at August 29, 2023 08:14 PM (mZ3xv)

113 If only there was a way to take orders for stuff using a computer or something.
Posted by: The Sears C-Suite Execs

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Amazon at August 29, 2023 08:14 PM (ftFVW)

114 Do cats enjoy ball-pits?


Best to leave the cat home when you're going out to the ball pit.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 29, 2023 08:14 PM (guGkK)

115 100 What was the Seats catalog good for ? EVERYTHING

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 08:10 PM (qJLIU)


I ordered a lot of stuff from the Sears Catalog back in the day. Going to pick-up orders when they came in was sort-of a routine chore. The good-old days? Yes.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at August 29, 2023 08:15 PM (5fDan)

116 Greg Kelly says later in Sept, there's a tape to be released that will be a 100% smoking gun on Joe

100%

Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2023 08:15 PM (us2H3)

117 Jerry Clower, "A Coon Huntin' Story"

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hahaha, I've known that story almost by heart my entire life.

Shoot up here amongst us...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 29, 2023 08:15 PM (hsOar)

118 Well, there are plenty of bears around here. Any time that I see a cub, I immediately start looking around for mama. The cub may be cute, but mama instinctively assumes bad intent on the part of admirers, and doesn't like it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2023 08:15 PM (wKDqO)

119 Raccoons. Look up 'coonhound paralysis' I spent three months carrying my eldest around a year ago. Neurotoxin in raccoon saliva. He recovered, but he's knocking on 15 so he better outlast the 10k in vet bills.

I walk him daily. March, dude.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2023 08:15 PM (8erNz)

120 Riordan House Flagstaff, built by 2 brothers who were managers of the sawmill. It is now a State museum.
In the tour you walk on a carpet and just look.

The 1904 Sears catalog is out on display in the foyer. You can page through it and find just about everything in the house except the house itself.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:16 PM (K+1Pw)

121 Greg Kelly says later in Sept, there's a tape to be released that will be a 100% smoking gun on Joe

100%
Posted by: REDACTED

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o_O

There have been a dozen or so already. He's on video bragging about doing the thing that we're told he didn't do and that Trump was impeached for looking into.

But yeah, this one will show 'em.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 29, 2023 08:16 PM (hsOar)

122 111 You drive your Allstate car, insured by Allstate insurance, home to your Allstate pre fab house. Your kid is riding down the street on his Allstate moped. Fun fact, the Allstate car was a Henry J.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2023 08:16 PM (0EOe9)

123 As the river came back, so did a lot of the small and medium size animals. We had an over abundance of chipmunks and field mice, in came the foxes. Those little murder machines cleaned them up real quick. Then after the foxes came the coyotes and an occasional bobcat, just to make sure they didn't get out of control. Although the idiots around here often call animal control at every sighting. When they come up here and ask if I saw anything I tell them, nope. Heck I even gave the one fox a turkey wing for thanksgiving.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2023 08:17 PM (L9/32)

124 I never really had to hunt coons because they come up on the damn porch.

Posted by: fd at August 29, 2023 08:17 PM (vFG9F)

125 116 Greg Kelly says later in Sept, there's a tape to be released that will be a 100% smoking gun on Joe

100%
Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2023 08:15 PM (us2H3

A.) the media won't play it.
2.) the media will ignore it.
III.) Trump will be indicted because of it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:17 PM (mZ3xv)

126 Going to pick-up orders when they came in was sort-of a routine chore. The good-old days? Yes.
Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton

I call BS BJC, you never went to Sears. You sent one of your security detail.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:18 PM (K+1Pw)

127 Them and squirrels. ALWAYS expect them to double back.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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The working theory among my motorcycling compatriots is, 'Aim for the squirrel, because wherever you think it is going to be, it isn't.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2023 08:19 PM (wKDqO)

128 Heck I even gave the one fox a turkey wing for thanksgiving.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2023 08:17 PM (L9/32)

Foxes are beautiful little animals. I have had wild foxes take food right from my hand.

I have foxes living under a skid shack at the bottom of my lot right now. Help keep the mice and gophers in check.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 08:20 PM (YMhCy)

129 Why wait until September? It's not like nothing will happen any sooner or later anyway.

Posted by: fd at August 29, 2023 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

130 We had a Fischer Cat a few years back who nearly wiped out the squirrel population. That sucker was so good at catching them he had to move on. He went scorched earth.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2023 08:21 PM (L9/32)

131 I had a momma red fox living right in my backyard with her kits. No snakes or mice to be found.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:21 PM (mZ3xv)

132 Roadkill count. AR Hwy 59 from Van Buren AR to AR Hwy 22, a nine mile stretch, is the Highway of Death for armadillos, possum, raccoons, and a few other critters. Usually see one about every half mile. River levy on one side, tasty crops on the other.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

That actually makes me sad. Driving through Nevada years ago at night I hit something pretty hard - a jack rabbit or something - and it really messed my driving vibe up. We get deer on U.S. 101 just north of S.F. -- this is NOT a remote stretch of highway (Marin/Sausalito). I kind of clipped one one night and the thought of a deer in need of serious veterinary care off in the woods in pain and such made for a very unpleasant drive.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2023 08:21 PM (KAi1n)

133 The working theory among my motorcycling compatriots is, 'Aim for the squirrel, because wherever you think it is going to be, it isn't.'
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Great advice.
The corollary: If you would be able to eat it in one sitting, just run it over, if you wouldn't finish it, go around it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:22 PM (K+1Pw)

134 I am going to break my 'buy it from the pawnshop for a buck" regimine and buy 'Golda" when it hits DVD, Good, bad or indifferent

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 08:23 PM (sQKTI)

135 "Foxes are beautiful little animals. I have had wild foxes take food right from my hand.

I have foxes living under a skid shack at the bottom of my lot right now. Help keep the mice and gophers in check.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 08:20 PM (YMhCy)"

They are really magnificent animals to watch- aren't they. I think he's my favorite. There is one big one, he's probably the biggest I've ever seen, almost the size of a small dog. When he comes down the trail everything runs.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2023 08:23 PM (L9/32)

136 Great advice.
The corollary: If you would be able to eat it in one sitting, just run it over, if you wouldn't finish it, go around it.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:22 PM (K+1Pw)

Heh. I went to Pizza Night in Rowley on Saturday, driving the Avanti, and just as I was arriving in town, I had to stop for a hen pheasant crossing the road. I didn't get my pizza until 9:40 PM. I shoulda run over the pheasant; could have dined on pheasant under fiberglass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 08:25 PM (YMhCy)

137 Coon hunting, at least in the South, is a socializing event. Tramp back into the woods/swamp, build a fire, set the dogs loose, sit by fire passing the bottle, telling the same old lies while waiting on the dogs to tree something. Then comes the semi-sober thrash through the swamp/woods, briars to find the treed critter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2023 08:26 PM (wKDqO)

138 132 What I hate is assholes who will swerve out of their way to run over some poor turtle, just minding his business and trying to cross the highway. I've come to a stop a couple times, traffic permitting, reached out and picked one up and gave him a lift to the other side. Also depending on turtle size and type as some have a nasty disposition.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2023 08:26 PM (0EOe9)

139 I gotsa a story. First wife. We were young, so I knew it all. Driving down a country road, a young rabbit sat. Wife said, don't hit it.
I said "Most animals get killed by people swerving to avoid them. Best thing to do is just keep going straight. They'll move"
Thump. Thump.
I never heard the end of it. Sore I divorced her to get rid of that story, but it ain't true.

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 08:27 PM (cPGH3)

140 I'm late here, Ben Had, is that Golda Meir you're talking about?

Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2023 08:27 PM (Nq2KV)

141 An insurance agent friend recommended that car drivers, if they can't safely slow or stop, should always hit the animal regardless of what the animal is. Swerving and going into the ditch adds way too many variables.

I suspect that's different if you've got elk or bison or the like, but down here in the South it's pretty good advice. He said he's seen tons of cars with thousands of dollars damage - or even totaled - because someone was trying to avoid a turkey or dog.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 29, 2023 08:27 PM (hsOar)

142 Moose the Lab got groundhog #3 yesterday. He's a fucking boss.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2023 08:28 PM (R4t5M)

143 What I hate is assholes who will swerve out of their way to run over some poor turtle, just minding his business and trying to cross the highway. I've come to a stop a couple times, traffic permitting, reached out and picked one up and gave him a lift to the other side. Also depending on turtle size and type as some have a nasty disposition.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

--

I carry a Sharpie marker in the truck and write "PROPERTY OF ________ STATE PARK, IF FOUND PLEAE RETURN" on their belly

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 29, 2023 08:29 PM (hsOar)

144 AOP. hit a quail once.Peeled it of the grill and had it for supper

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 08:29 PM (sQKTI)

145 I shoulda run over the pheasant; could have dined on pheasant under fiberglass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 08:25 PM (YMhCy)
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You could have popped him under your hood and he'd have been done by the time you got home.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2023 08:30 PM (pTb/Z)

146 He said he's seen tons of cars with thousands of dollars damage - or even totaled - because someone was trying to avoid a turkey or dog.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

New Hampshire has signs warning of moose. Not the little deer signs. Big-ass signs explaining that if you hit a moose, it's coming through the windshield.

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 08:30 PM (cPGH3)

147 AOP. hit a quail once.Peeled it of the grill and had it for supper

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Well ain't you refined. Probably don't even have tin foil and wire to tie it to the manifold, Ms. La-Dee-Dah

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 29, 2023 08:30 PM (hsOar)

148 If you're gonna hit a moose, speed up so it flies over the car.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:31 PM (mZ3xv)

149 Eromero, yes

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 08:31 PM (sQKTI)

150 New Hampshire has signs warning of moose. Not the little deer signs. Big-ass signs explaining that if you hit a moose, it's coming through the windshield.
Posted by: MkY

-

Yeah, we've got tons of whitetail but nothing like that. We make up for it in volume, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 29, 2023 08:31 PM (hsOar)

151 I hit a buzzard once. With a '61 Corvair.

These stories just get more and more interesting. Wait...maybe less and less interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2023 08:32 PM (wKDqO)

152 86 I remember when you could get an alligator by mail order. That's the America that I want back.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2023 08:05 PM (guGkK)
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We got two gators mailed to us by a friend of my dad's! Mom opened the box and they snapped at her. We kept them in the bathtub and Dad made us leashes so we could walk them. We RULED Show and Tell.

Alas, they did not survive a Michigan winter. Still not sure what happened and Mom ain't telling.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 29, 2023 08:32 PM (tsk+X)

153 141 Returning from AZ, I whacked a coyote on I 40 at 70 MPH. Damn idiot just ran across the road. I pulled into a service station in Gallup, great people, and they got the car driveable to go home ($3500 bill later to the Geico folks). The guy in Gallup said don't wash off the blood and fur, leave it for evidence of an animal hit. Glad I did, adjuster was glad I did, and no increase in premium.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2023 08:32 PM (0EOe9)

154 129 Why wait until September? It's not like nothing will happen any sooner or later anyway.

Posted by: fd at August 29, 2023 08:20 PM (vFG9F)


Sure Joe took the millions he was offered by a Chinese Corporation! But he fooled them! He did not do what they thought they had paid him for! He gave all that money to his son, for his drug rehab and dental implant expenses! He took bribes out of love for his son!

Up next after a commercial break - Explosive testimony by Bill Barr that Trump fed live babies to the alligators at Mar-A-Lago! Babies stripped from the arms of their poor and humble immigrant mothers, by jackbooted ICE thugs!

Posted by: Lapdog Media later in September at August 29, 2023 08:32 PM (5fDan)

155
Well ain't you refined. Probably don't even have tin foil and wire to tie it to the manifold, Ms. La-Dee-Dah
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Just in case you need ideas and technique hints this is available on Amazon. Maybe in your local library too!

Manifold Destiny: The One! The Only! Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:32 PM (K+1Pw)

156 I hit a buzzard once. With a '61 Corvair.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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It is a miracle that you survived.

Posted by: Ralph Nader at August 29, 2023 08:33 PM (wKDqO)

157 "Foxes are beautiful little animals. I have had wild foxes take food right from my hand.

I have foxes living under a skid shack at the bottom of my lot right now. Help keep the mice and gophers in check.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 08:20 PM (YMhCy)"
***

My favorites are the stone cold ones. Joe Mannix has shown us a few.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 08:33 PM (hv9bm)

158 Manifold Destiny: The One! The Only! Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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I have had a copy of that for years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2023 08:34 PM (wKDqO)

159 Alas, they did not survive a Michigan winter. Still not sure what happened and Mom ain't telling.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 29, 2023 08:32 PM (tsk+X)
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But she had new shoes and a new purse for Christmas, right?

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2023 08:34 PM (pTb/Z)

160 Nothing quite like that smell of deer on your engine after you hit it.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2023 08:34 PM (L9/32)

161 Found a parakeet in my car's grill one day last summer.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2023 08:34 PM (ftFVW)

162 Hopefully Ben Had knows that was said in love and that I would thoroughly enjoy standing around her kitchen and grill and swapping recipes and techniques.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 29, 2023 08:34 PM (hsOar)

163 Manifold Destiny: The One! The Only! Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Ha!
Written by Red Green?

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 08:34 PM (cPGH3)

164 That actually makes me sad. Driving through Nevada years ago at night I hit something pretty hard - a jack rabbit or something - and it really messed my driving vibe up. We get deer on U.S. 101 just north of S.F. -- this is NOT a remote stretch of highway (Marin/Sausalito). I kind of clipped one one night and the thought of a deer in need of serious veterinary care off in the woods in pain and such made for a very unpleasant drive.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2023 08:21 PM (KAi1n)
===
Do you call your van "The Mystery Machine?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2023 08:35 PM (RIvkX)

165 I think I'm gonna have a T-shirt printed "It's two fucking thirty, asshole"

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2023 08:35 PM (8erNz)

166 I hit a buzzard once. With a '61 Corvair.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
---------

It is a miracle that you survived.
Posted by: Ralph Nader at August 29, 2023 08:33 PM (wKDqO)
***

At least it wasn't a Pinto.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 08:36 PM (hv9bm)

167 Alas, they did not survive a Michigan winter. Still not sure what happened and Mom ain't telling.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Mom, what's for dinner?

"Chicken".

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2023 08:36 PM (R4t5M)

168 Just in case you need ideas and technique hints this is available on Amazon. Maybe in your local library too!

Manifold Destiny: The One! The Only! Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
-

Ha. Heck, I even know a blues song about it:

Devil in a Woodpile

Manifold

https://youtu.be/cCTvCIW7YqY?
si=jDirJNVFnh_vZ514

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 29, 2023 08:36 PM (hsOar)

169 True story. Friends are on the way to a dress up function...Turtle in the road and wife says stop and move it out of the road. Turtle pisses all over the guy. Not a happy occasion

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 08:36 PM (sQKTI)

170 Ben Had, Golda is one of my heroes. I wrote her once and told her I was urging my congressman to vote for her getting some F4Js. She wrote me back thanking me for my support. I should have framed her letter but didn't think.

Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2023 08:37 PM (Nq2KV)

171 But she had new shoes and a new purse for Christmas, right?
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2023 08:34 PM (pTb/Z)
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She did!

Crocs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 29, 2023 08:37 PM (tsk+X)

172 Manifold Destiny: The One! The Only! Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Ha!
Written by Red Green?
Posted by: MkY

I have had a copy of that for years.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

It showed up in my recommended one time.
It is any good?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:38 PM (K+1Pw)

173 Turtle pisses all over the guy. Not a happy occasion

Posted by: Ben Had

Rookie move.

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 08:38 PM (cPGH3)

174 Yeah, those sleastacks were pretty creepy, but that Chaka character was just goofy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 29, 2023 08:38 PM (IG4Id)

175 Found a parakeet in my car's grill one day last summer.

--

I love this place.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 29, 2023 08:38 PM (hsOar)

176 Alas, they did not survive a Michigan winter. Still not sure what happened and Mom ain't telling.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

But the mystery meat that winter was delicious!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:39 PM (K+1Pw)

177 MoronRobbie. I would gladly cook for you anytime and you are always welcome here.


Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 08:40 PM (sQKTI)

178 Anybody found a hobo in their grill? I mean bumper, since obviously they end up in the Weber.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 29, 2023 08:40 PM (tsk+X)

179 I saw aggravated homosexuals open for Wham at the DCCC in 1983.
Posted by: rhennigantx

That doesn't narrow it down very much.

Posted by: mikeski at August 29, 2023 08:41 PM (DgGvY)

180 If you live on one of those sea stacks nobody can step on your lawn.

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2023 08:41 PM (FQmDC)

181 36 So, do sea otters taste more like penguin, or groundhog?
Posted by: MkY


I love sea otters! Nice tasty snacks.

Posted by: Orca at August 29, 2023 08:42 PM (sAmhv)

182 If you live on one of those sea stacks nobody can step on your lawn.
Posted by: steevy

Just don't use an Osprey to access your place.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:42 PM (K+1Pw)

183 I can't wait until the kids are old enough to send them on groundhog hunts with a 22.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2023 08:42 PM (Or0//)

184 Another true story:
Stationed in Sinop Turkey. We had a C-12 in the Aviation section. One runway. I was flying with my buddy who was the senior pilot there. Coming in to land. "What's that in the runway?"
"No idea."
Thump.
Taxi back. Big red smear.
"Oops!"
Scratch one box turtle. The sergeant was not happy.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 08:42 PM (hv9bm)

185 They taste like penguins. And penguins taste like chicken.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2023 08:43 PM (Or0//)

186 "Turtle pisses all over the guy. Not a happy occasion
Posted by: Ben Had"

Toads do that too. I bet next time he knows.

My mom hit a stork with her car when she was pregnant with me. So the story goes.

Posted by: fd at August 29, 2023 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

187 182 If you live on one of those sea stacks nobody can step on your lawn.
Posted by: steevy

Jehhova's Witnesses and Mormons will still find you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2023 08:44 PM (Or0//)

188 Always point the back end of a turtle away from you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 08:44 PM (sQKTI)

189 Just don't use an Osprey to access your place.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Too early?

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 08:44 PM (cPGH3)

190 I might like you better if we sea stack together...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 29, 2023 08:44 PM (TGPs7)

191 AZ dep mo,
Howdy! That was me not good ole Billy Jeff posting about Sears catalog orders. Forgetting to change socks is my most special talent here, unfortunately. They were the good old days.

Posted by: Gref at August 29, 2023 08:44 PM (5fDan)

192 It showed up in my recommended one time.
It is any good?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
------

It has been years since I looked at. Just took a look at the recipe book shelf, and do not see. It's here somewhere....

I mostly recall it as being amusing, but usable.

What I *did* find on the bookshelf was a copy of 'White Trash Cooking" which is quite good. Not sure CBD would go for it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2023 08:45 PM (wKDqO)

193 Awesome elephant rescue! 🐘

Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 08:45 PM (NpAcC)

194 Found a parakeet in my car's grill one day last summer.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Must have been mating season. Aren't keet usually solitary?

Posted by: mikeski at August 29, 2023 08:46 PM (DgGvY)

195 "Always point the back end of a turtle away from you.
Posted by: Ben Had"

This is good advice.

Posted by: Elaine Chao at August 29, 2023 08:46 PM (vFG9F)

196 117
'117 Jerry Clower, "A Coon Huntin' Story"'

Is that the one where Marcel reaches over to knock the coon out of the tree...
...only it wasn't a coon?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 29, 2023 08:47 PM (roH4R)

197 What I *did* find on the bookshelf was a copy of 'White Trash Cooking" which is quite good. Not sure CBD would go for it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2023 08:45 PM (wKDqO)
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I remember that one!

"Only Wonder Bread will do".

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 29, 2023 08:47 PM (tsk+X)

198 'White Trash Cooking" which is quite good. Not sure CBD would go for it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Look under "Sothren Cooking"

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 08:47 PM (cPGH3)

199 Too early?
Posted by: MkY

I thought that might be true; but, this is moron headquarters after all.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:47 PM (K+1Pw)

200 a copy of 'White Trash Cooking" which is quite good. Not sure CBD would go for it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2023 08:45 PM

It's pretty easy to tell. If it discusses sous vide, upcheck. If it discusses maple syrup on French Toast, downcheck.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2023 08:48 PM (a3Q+t)

201 fd, he put the turtle on a fence pole.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 08:48 PM (sQKTI)

202 If you live on one of those sea stacks nobody can step on your lawn.
Posted by: steevy


Silly Sally stacks sea shells on the sea stack!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 08:48 PM (hv9bm)

203 Always point the back end of a turtle away from you.
Posted by: Ben Had

Snapping turtles can bite things that grab them by the legs. Front or back. Way more reach and flexibility than you'd expect from a turtle.

So if you have to move one, you have your choice of potentially getting whizzed on, or getting bitten by something that won't let go even if you kill it.

Posted by: mikeski at August 29, 2023 08:50 PM (DgGvY)

204 This could have been funnier but, eh:

Gavin Newsom calls ban on S.F. homeless sweeps ‘preposterous’ and ‘inhumane’

"Newsom was so mad ( in 2020, ) he said he considered publicizing the judge’s contact information so residents would know why the encampment wasn’t being cleared."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 29, 2023 08:50 PM (IG4Id)

205 Turtles are nature's suction cup.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2023 08:50 PM (Or0//)

206 AZ deplorable moron

Son was a Navy airplane mechanic. QC. Used to roll his eyes at what Marines thought was airworthy.
Said they actually believed that crap about how if you could use the airplane again it was a "great" landing.

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 08:50 PM (cPGH3)

207 "Is this a school for ants?"
No, it's a kitchen for Italian ants, that love lasagna.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 29, 2023 08:50 PM (NpAcC)

208 If I could get decent Italian food delivered, I'd live on a sea stack.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:51 PM (mZ3xv)

209 76
Michael Malice asked: Q: What do you get when you cross AIDS, monkeypox, COVID and the bubonic plague?

A: MAJOR LIFE UPDATE - for the remainder of the strike @StephenAtHome, @JimmyFallon, @SethMeyers, @IamJohnOliver & Jimmy Kimmel are joining forces for a new podcast called @StrikeForceFive.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:


A murderer's row of unfunny retards.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 29, 2023 08:51 PM (sAmhv)

210
Ben Had's Law: Always point the back end of a turtle away from you.

Duncanthrax's Corollary: Unless you're a biological male, nekkid, and it's a snapping turtle.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2023 08:52 PM (a3Q+t)

211 If I could get decent Italian food delivered, I'd live on a sea stack.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Two words...
Jet pack

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 08:52 PM (cPGH3)

212 My sister crashed a car trying to avoid hitting a snake.
Having different fathers explains a whole lot...

Posted by: PabloD at August 29, 2023 08:53 PM (WLkJ+)

213 Sears used to be a Saturday stop for our Jr. High School Crowd when it was downtown. Every Sears had a little snack bar at the back, by the tiny parking lot, where you could get a hot dog, a Hires root beer out of the fake keg, and a quarter pound of cashews and still have change from your dollar, invested in a popsicle during your bicycle ride home.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2023 08:53 PM (0EOe9)

214 211 If I could get decent Italian food delivered, I'd live on a sea stack.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Two words...
Jet pack
Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 08:52 PM (cPGH3

But where do you put the loaf of bread?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:53 PM (mZ3xv)

215 That sea stack reminds me of a slice of a 10 layer chocolate cake like you get at a church picnic.

Posted by: fd at August 29, 2023 08:54 PM (vFG9F)

216 If I could get decent Italian food delivered, I'd live on a sea stack.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Two words...
Jet pack
Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 08:52 PM (cPGH3)


Two more: Italian submarine.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 08:54 PM (hv9bm)

217 I might like you better if we sea stack together...
Posted by: Mister Ghost

*slow clap*

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2023 08:54 PM (ftFVW)

218 But where do you put the loaf of bread?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

If you have to ask, you don't want to know.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2023 08:55 PM (ftFVW)

219 Dun Briste sea stack in County Mayo, Ireland


I wonder what Dun Briste means?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 08:55 PM (hv9bm)

220 Snapping turtles also have speed! An extremely quick strike, beware!

A machete is the correct tool for when you pull up a snapping turtle on the catfish trotline.

You can cut off it's head, or you can cut that hook out of the trotline. But what you're not going to succeed in doing, is grabbing the snapping turtle and working the hook out like you would with a fish. Youze gonna get BIT!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2023 08:56 PM (e6UQI)

221 Son was a Navy airplane mechanic. QC. Used to roll his eyes at what Marines thought was airworthy.
Said they actually believed that crap about how if you could use the airplane again it was a "great" landing.
Posted by: MkY

I probably have told this story here; but, it's worth repeating.
2 marine pilots saw a good time possible so they flew to our aircraft carrier half way between CA and HI.
They landed and asked for fuel. Their jets were found to have just a couple of problems that prevented the Navy from allowing them to launch. The jets were taken off the carrier by crane. IIRC there were over 35 down checks.
One jet's fuel gauge didn't work: he said he was flying the other guy's gauge. DOH!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:56 PM (K+1Pw)

222 220 Snapping turtles also have speed! An extremely quick strike, beware!

A machete is the correct tool for when you pull up a snapping turtle on the catfish trotline.

You can cut off it's head, or you can cut that hook out of the trotline. But what you're not going to succeed in doing, is grabbing the snapping turtle and working the hook out like you would with a fish. Youze gonna get BIT!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2023 08:56 PM (e6UQI


Cut bait and move on. Asshole turtle gets to tell his poker buddies a story.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:58 PM (mZ3xv)

223 4 Hold the Mayo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2023 07:35 PM (63Dwl)

Not much room for a clinic there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 08:58 PM (ynpvh)

224 The guy in Gallup said don't wash off the blood and fur, leave it for evidence of an animal hit. Glad I did, adjuster was glad I did, and no increase in premium.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2023 08:32 PM (0EOe9)

That was a really helpful tip. The guy must have seen a lot of road kill damaged cars.

Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2023 08:58 PM (JrN/x)

225 I hear snapping turtle's good eats. Takes a long while for the body to stop moving after decaptitation though.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 09:00 PM (ynpvh)

226 I probably have told this story here; but, it's worth repeating.
2 marine pilots saw a good time possible so they flew to our aircraft carrier half way between CA and HI.
They landed and asked for fuel. Their jets were found to have just a couple of problems that prevented the Navy from allowing them to launch. The jets were taken off the carrier by crane. IIRC there were over 35 down checks.
One jet's fuel gauge didn't work: he said he was flying the other guy's gauge. DOH!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

It's a mindset. Probably why they shouldn't be allowed to play in the deep end of the aricraft world.

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 09:01 PM (cPGH3)

227 The guy in Gallup said don't wash off the blood and fur, leave it for evidence of an animal hit. Glad I did, adjuster was glad I did, and no increase in premium.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2023 08:32 PM (0EOe9)

That was a really helpful tip. The guy must have seen a lot of road kill damaged cars.
Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2023 08:58 PM (JrN/x)

Friend of mine nailed a bat with the grille of his Volvo P1800. Splayed out there, just like the emblem on the Batmobile. It lasted for months

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 09:01 PM (V92Oa)

228 The guy in Gallup said don't wash off the blood and fur, leave it for evidence of an animal hit. Glad I did, adjuster was glad I did, and no increase in premium.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2023 08:32 PM (0EOe9)

That was a really helpful tip. The guy must have seen a lot of road kill damaged cars.
Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2023 08:58 PM (JrN/x)
***

What about fingernails, blonde hairs, and lipstick?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 09:01 PM (hv9bm)

229 Raccoons eat rats. If you happen to live down the road from the transfer station, where I used to live, you may find raccoons preferable to rats.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 29, 2023 09:02 PM (ouTlx)

230 IIRC there were over 35 down checks.
One jet's fuel gauge didn't work: he said he was flying the other guy's gauge. DOH!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 08:56 PM (K+1Pw)

I mentioned this to my Marine husband, who didn't blink an eye. "Well, we fueled at the same time, so we have the same amount. The other guy will tell me when we're gettin' low."

Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2023 09:02 PM (JrN/x)

231 I hear snapping turtle's good eats. Takes a long while for the body to stop moving after decaptitation though.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 09:00 PM (ynpvh)

Just put it on its back in the microwave.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 09:02 PM (V92Oa)

232 t's a mindset. Probably why they shouldn't be allowed to play in the deep end of the aricraft world.
Posted by: MkY

I only have that one event to gauge by; but, I was a corpsman. The marines and I got along just fine.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 09:03 PM (K+1Pw)

233
What about fingernails, blonde hairs, and lipstick?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 09:01 PM (hv9bm)

On the grill of the car or on the seat?

Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2023 09:03 PM (JrN/x)

234 221 I came back from WESPAC and was assigned to an MARTD, supporting reserves. Being in S2, intel, I didn't have much to do unless our reserves were training so I got, voluntary, a lot of cross training. I was helping in maintenance control, and Top ducks his head in. "Hey, Billy, grab a dzus key and follow me". Went to the line, and one of our T33s had a panel that just didn't line up right. Top has me lay on the ground, boost the panel with my feet, and he gives it a couple stout hits with a wheel chock. We were hosting an Air Force detachment, flying one on one against our newly aquired F4Bs, and a few AF guys were looking on in amazement.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2023 09:04 PM (0EOe9)

235 "I probably have told this story here; but, it's worth repeating.
2 marine pilots saw a good time possible so they flew to our aircraft carrier half way between CA and HI.
They landed and asked for fuel. Their jets were found to have just a couple of problems that prevented the Navy from allowing them to launch. The jets were taken off the carrier by crane. IIRC there were over 35 down checks.
One jet's fuel gauge didn't work: he said he was flying the other guy's gauge. DOH!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron "

They had tail hooks?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2023 09:04 PM (fv27Y)

236 231 I hear snapping turtle's good eats. Takes a long while for the body to stop moving after decaptitation though.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 09:00 PM (ynpvh)

Just put it on its back in the microwave.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 09:02 PM (V92Oa)

https://youtu.be/zCWb0Yz5WVw?si=rq4XZjN6HiRiNCBc
Warning: Cutting up turtle for cooking...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 09:04 PM (ynpvh)

237 I mentioned this to my Marine husband, who didn't blink an eye. "Well, we fueled at the same time, so we have the same amount. The other guy will tell me when we're gettin' low."

Posted by: Moki

I'm still grinning.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 09:04 PM (K+1Pw)

238 Or perhaps they were flying Harriers?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2023 09:05 PM (fv27Y)

239 Warning: Cutting up turtle for cooking...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 09:04 PM (ynpvh)

I think McConnell would be too stringy and greasy to bother with, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 09:06 PM (V92Oa)

240 They had tail hooks?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert

They landed so they must have... remember *corpsman*, I fix people, I don't do planes.
I worked the flight deck for that entire cruise so I was in a little room right at the base of the tower whenever *anything* concerning a plane was going on.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 09:07 PM (K+1Pw)

241
Friend of mine nailed a bat with the grille of his Volvo P1800. Splayed out there, just like the emblem on the Batmobile. It lasted for months
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2023 09:01 PM (V92Oa)

That's awesome!

Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2023 09:07 PM (JrN/x)

242 What about fingernails, blonde hairs, and lipstick?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 09:01 PM (hv9bm)

On the grill of the car or on the seat?
Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2023 09:03 PM (JrN/x)


Oh shit. Better clean that up...errr...better ask my friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 09:07 PM (hv9bm)

243 242 What about fingernails, blonde hairs, and lipstick?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 09:01 PM (hv9bm)

On the grill of the car or on the seat?
Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2023 09:03 PM (JrN/x)


Oh shit. Better clean that up...errr...better ask my friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 09:07 PM (hv9bm)

found a fake eyelash on the passenger seat of my car...and Mom doesn't use fake eyelashes.
Son had used car. When I asked, he said his girl doesn't use fake eyelashes. [what, son, was it yours?]

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 09:09 PM (ynpvh)

244 148 If you're gonna hit a moose, speed up so it flies over the car.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:31 PM

****
A moose once bit my sister.

Mynd you, moose bites kan be pretti nasti..

Posted by: TRex at August 29, 2023 09:11 PM (IQ6Gq)

245 Pop was an old school redneck, who was known as a guy who knew how to dismantle a snapping turtle. I got to see a LOT of snapping turtles cut up growing up. Snapping turtles can live a few days out of water.
I believe I could do it now.
He liked to use pruning shears as the main tool, after de-shelling it.

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2023 09:11 PM (cPGH3)

246 244 148 If you're gonna hit a moose, speed up so it flies over the car.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:31 PM

****
A moose once bit my sister.

Mynd you, moose bites kan be pretti nasti..

Posted by: TRex at August 29, 2023 09:11 PM (IQ6Gq)

A lion bit my Dad.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 09:11 PM (ynpvh)

247 https://youtu.be/XSdzIA6ra8c?si=calr8bnR7g6RGciG
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 29, 2023 07:02 PM (zVbAc)

Thank you, that was delightful. Now I have a musical rabbit hole to listen to.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 29, 2023 09:12 PM (3CCua)

248 Maudlin moment here-- I want to thank all of you for the knowledge and the joy you all bring to this site.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 09:12 PM (sQKTI)

249 One thing about Marine Aviation. It is amazing how many "gripes" get signed off real quick like when the XO and a couple of his drinking buddies have a planned cross country with RON in Nellis (Vegas).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2023 09:12 PM (0EOe9)

250 found a fake eyelash on the passenger seat of my car...and Mom doesn't use fake eyelashes.
Son had used car. When I asked, he said his girl doesn't use fake eyelashes. [what, son, was it yours?]
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 09:09 PM (ynpvh)


Mrs D is brunette. (Well...was). On day I hear this shout from the bathroom. She finds a very long blonde hair in the jacuzzi tub. WTF!!!???
I caught hell for about an hour. Gawd she was fired up.
I finally called my daughter who would come over from time to time to do laundry. She said "Oh yeah. My friend came with me and wanted to use the tub."
Whew!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 09:14 PM (hv9bm)

251 "I worked the flight deck for that entire cruise so I was in a little room right at the base of the tower whenever *anything* concerning a plane was going on.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron"

My best friend onboard was a corpsman. When we were not at flight stations, sometimes we'd use that room at the base of the tower to get away from everyone else. Have a drink and a snack and play backgammon.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2023 09:16 PM (fv27Y)

252 250 found a fake eyelash on the passenger seat of my car...and Mom doesn't use fake eyelashes.
Son had used car. When I asked, he said his girl doesn't use fake eyelashes. [what, son, was it yours?]
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 09:09 PM (ynpvh)


Mrs D is brunette. (Well...was). On day I hear this shout from the bathroom. She finds a very long blonde hair in the jacuzzi tub. WTF!!!???
I caught hell for about an hour. Gawd she was fired up.
I finally called my daughter who would come over from time to time to do laundry. She said "Oh yeah. My friend came with me and wanted to use the tub."
Whew!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 09:14 PM (hv9bm)

Found a blonde hair on the passenger side of my car (another car, another time). To this day, I have no idea hot that long, blonde hair got there. Nobody in my family has blonde hair...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 09:16 PM (ynpvh)

253 Whew!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Saved by a ....

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 09:17 PM (K+1Pw)

254 Don't get eliminated!

Posted by: Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship at August 29, 2023 09:17 PM (IQ6Gq)

255 To this day, I have no idea hot that long, blonde hair got there. Nobody in my family has blonde hair...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Indeed.

Posted by: zombie S. Freud at August 29, 2023 09:19 PM (DgGvY)

256 To this day, I have no idea hot that long, blonde hair got there. Nobody in my family has blonde hair...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Indeed.
Posted by: zombie S. Freud at August 29, 2023 09:19 PM (DgGvY)


Classic!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 09:21 PM (hv9bm)

257 75 5 The Japanese are just good at game shows.

"Right you are Ken!"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2023 07:36 PM

***
How is that NOBODY picked up on this most extreme reference??? Well played Tonypete.

Posted by: Vic Romano at August 29, 2023 08:00 PM (IQ6Gq)

Time for a Painful Elimination.

Posted by: a.moron at August 29, 2023 09:21 PM (F6Xpw)

258 I logged into facebook for the first time in a long time and I learned some things;

1) From a video/Ad: Apparently a US invasion of Russia would be easy since the Russians would see the game was up and refuse to fight. Also, Americans would be happy to be drafted to save "Ukrainian Democracy"

2) From a post from a relative: *Another* one of my extend family members is mourning a young male friend dead unexpectedly - no cancer, no heart disease, no obesity, and under 40

3) From a political posting from a cow-worker: Things are good really really good in America - in fact have never been better! Note his last post before that: There is an active Neo-NAZI insurrection that has pared up with most of Americas cops to kill black people on sight.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2023 09:25 PM (lc5cP)

259 Japan has some memorable game shows...

The one where you have to land a spinning/flying top into someone's backhole

The one where young women in white t-shirts have to answer questions before being dropped into a big vat of water

And the absolute best...

The one where men have to answer questions while a female assistant spanks their monkey* before they, uh, culminate the game.

*Tastefully done behind a towel of course

Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2023 09:28 PM (lc5cP)

260 Never forget the time the former Mrs. found panties in my bag. This tale has everyhing, small aircraft, snowstorm, changed flightplans, firearms, gallant pilots, and stranded cheerleaders

Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2023 09:29 PM (NxC5+)

261 How is that NOBODY picked up on this most extreme reference??? Well played Tonypete.

Posted by: Vic Romano

Time for a Painful Elimination.
Posted by: a.moron

Honestly, that show played a huge role in bonding with my teenaged boys. We still laugh about it.

I can throw out a "Right you are Ken!" during almost any conversation with them and they will lose their collective minds.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2023 09:29 PM (WSTFK)

262 Never forget the time the former Mrs. found panties in my bag. This tale has everyhing, small aircraft, snowstorm, changed flightplans, firearms, gallant pilots, and stranded cheerleaders

Pretty sure 80s sex-coms have established cheerleaders often forget their underwear right before the big game.

Posted by: Some Film Watcher at August 29, 2023 09:31 PM (lc5cP)

263 Never forget the time the former Mrs. found panties in my bag. This tale has everyhing, small aircraft, snowstorm, changed flightplans, firearms, gallant pilots, and stranded cheerleaders.
Posted by: Eromero

So, when did you start wearing women's panties Mr. Eromero?


Immediately after my wife found a pair in my airframe Officer.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2023 09:31 PM (WSTFK)

264 263 Never forget the time the former Mrs. found panties in my bag. This tale has everyhing, small aircraft, snowstorm, changed flightplans, firearms, gallant pilots, and stranded cheerleaders.
Posted by: Eromero

So, when did you start wearing women's panties Mr. Eromero?


Immediately after my wife found a pair in my airframe Officer.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2023 09:31 PM (WSTFK)

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 09:32 PM (ynpvh)

265 148 If you're gonna hit a moose, speed up so it flies over the car.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:31 PM (mZ3xv)

MythBusters did an episode on that. As I recall they concluded that if you hit a moose, you're screwed, no matter how fast you're going. It's coming through the windshield and you're going to have a very bad day.

Posted by: a.moron at August 29, 2023 09:33 PM (F6Xpw)

266 My best friend onboard was a corpsman. When we were not at flight stations, sometimes we'd use that room at the base of the tower to get away from everyone else. Have a drink and a snack and play backgammon.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert

There was another remote-surgery room under the flight deck on the starboard side that I was assigned to on a 2nd cruise. It too was a refuge when needed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 29, 2023 09:33 PM (K+1Pw)

267 265 148 If you're gonna hit a moose, speed up so it flies over the car.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:31 PM (mZ3xv)

MythBusters did an episode on that. As I recall they concluded that if you hit a moose, you're screwed, no matter how fast you're going. It's coming through the windshield and you're going to have a very bad day.

Posted by: a.moron at August 29, 2023 09:33 PM (F6Xpw)

Physics is unforgiving that way. 5,000 lb car vs 1,000 lb moose.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2023 09:34 PM (ynpvh)

268 So if you have to move one, you have your choice of potentially getting whizzed on, or getting bitten by something that won't let go even if you kill it.
Posted by: mikeski

Wait one. We talking turtles or Gingers?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2023 09:36 PM (WSTFK)

269 No liberties were taken, I know, hard to believe. Only thing I can figure how they got in my bag is static cling.

Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2023 09:36 PM (NxC5+)

270 203 Always point the back end of a turtle away from you.
Posted by: Ben Had

Snapping turtles can bite things that grab them by the legs. Front or back. Way more reach and flexibility than you'd expect from a turtle.

So if you have to move one, you have your choice of potentially getting whizzed on, or getting bitten by something that won't let go even if you kill it.

Posted by: mikeski at August 29, 2023 08:50 PM (DgGvY)

Don't screw around with snapping turtles. Either kill them or leave 'em be.

Posted by: a.moron at August 29, 2023 09:38 PM (F6Xpw)

271 After we were dating for a while, my wife came out of the bathroom half angry and ready to cry, holding a Tampax menstrual pad package and asked me WHY I had this.
I told her it was because 1) I have had other girlfriends in the past, 2) I might have someone who might need it some day and 3) it was in my 1st aid shelf and it is a sterile, absorbent pad in case of injuries that bleed a lot.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2023 09:40 PM (xhaym)

272 Never forget the time the former Mrs. found panties in my bag. This tale has everyhing, small aircraft, snowstorm, changed flightplans, firearms, gallant pilots, and stranded cheerleaders
Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2023 09:29 PM (NxC5+)


So...
It was a dark and stormy night...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2023 09:40 PM (hv9bm)

273 So...
It was a dark and stormy night...
Posted by: Diogenes

A THOT rang out!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2023 09:41 PM (WSTFK)

274 I told her it was because 1) I have had other girlfriends in the past, 2) I might have someone who might need it some day and 3) it was in my 1st aid shelf and it is a sterile, absorbent pad in case of injuries that bleed a lot.
Posted by: Kindltot

Obviously she bought it as you are still among the living.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2023 09:42 PM (WSTFK)

275 265 148 If you're gonna hit a moose, speed up so it flies over the car.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2023 08:31 PM (mZ3xv)

MythBusters did an episode on that. As I recall they concluded that if you hit a moose, you're screwed, no matter how fast you're going. It's coming through the windshield and you're going to have a very bad day.

Posted by: a.moron at August 29, 2023 09:33 PM (F6Xpw)


Because moose center of gravity is above car center of gravity. Apply Newton's Laws and BAM - moose through windshield.

Posted by: Gref at August 29, 2023 09:43 PM (5fDan)

276
Obviously she bought it as you are still among the living.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2023 09:42 PM (WSTFK)

It helped because it was true. I got them because of an earlier GF and kept them because they are essentially field dressing pads.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2023 09:46 PM (xhaym)

277 noticed a little house in Dallas I rented for about 6 months listed

in 1971, I rented it for $150

it's like the second house from Central Expressway

now, 1.2 million

Posted by: REDACTED at August 29, 2023 09:46 PM (us2H3)

278 @HillaryClinton
·
Follow
Kids deserve to go to school free of gun violence.

Teachers deserve to give lessons free of gun violence.

Shoppers deserve to buy groceries free of gun violence.

Violence by all other means as wholeheartedly endorsed by Mrs. Clinton.

Why is “gun violence” bad and violence by all other means OK?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 29, 2023 09:47 PM (f2dD+)

279 noticed a little house in Dallas I rented for about 6 months listed

in 1971, I rented it for $150

it's like the second house from Central Expressway

now, 1.2 million

Obviously the way to make big bucks today is to buy up all the land you can find in the 1970's.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 29, 2023 09:47 PM (Bd6X8)

280 145
'You could have popped him under your hood and he'd have been done by the time you got home.'

How much farther would you have to drive to cook a turtle?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 29, 2023 09:50 PM (roH4R)

281 Evening.

In Iowa stopped at a Casey's. It's been a while cuz I had forgot how much freakin' liquor they sell. Lot of vodka.

Posted by: Robert at August 29, 2023 09:52 PM (EBbsx)

282 REDACTED , I was renting a barn and 25 acres. Came up for sale at 40k. My business partner at the time says let's buy it. I stupidly got married. The land sold for 1.5.mil.5 years later


Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 09:53 PM (sQKTI)

283 "The one where men have to answer questions while a female assistant spanks their monkey* before they, uh, culminate the game."

Or while singing Karaoke.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2023 09:57 PM (fv27Y)

284 170 Ben Had, Golda is one of my heroes. I wrote her once and told her I was urging my congressman to vote for her getting some F4Js. She wrote me back thanking me for my support. I should have framed her letter but didn't think.
Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2023 08:37 PM (Nq2KV)

I gotta admit that it blows my mind that she started out as a humble teacher in Milwaukee. (She went back to that school for a visit shortly after becoming the PM of Israel.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 29, 2023 09:57 PM (f2dD+)

285 Well, you can't argue with logic like that!

MSNBC
@MSNBC
DeSantis denies the existence of systemic racism, but the reaction to the Jacksonville mass shooting shows he’s a poster boy for it,

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 29, 2023 09:57 PM (FVME7)

286 41 I'm be never heard of aggravated homosexuality.

I've heard of angry gays before though.

-----
A pink sock sticking out of your ass tends to make one angry.

Posted by: Snake Plissken at August 29, 2023 09:59 PM (8E8Am)

287 He's naked and has a branch stuck up his ass

That's why he's naked

1mlion quatloos for that reference.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2023 10:02 PM (sQKTI)

288 BLM and other Marxist mobs with Antifa are very much O...K...Spanky with the Demoncrate ideology these days.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 29, 2023 10:03 PM (UsQA1)

289 Sea stacks are the unflushable turds of the briny deep.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2023 10:03 PM (0FoWg)

290 285: that Statist/Socialist mouthpiece?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 29, 2023 10:05 PM (f2dD+)

291 During my ER days...a patient of the ghey persuasion showed up at O' Dark 30 in my trauma room with a "LAVA LAMP" in need of surgical removal from his..."AHEM"...

posterior...orifice...what a party that must have been...

indeed.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 29, 2023 10:10 PM (UsQA1)

292 "I've also linked this: Baby bear terrifies you with the cutest little threat display."

If I saw that IRL, I would indeed be terrified and run like the dickens (or slink away like the dickens, anyway). You know who is likely very nearby? Momma. Baby isn't the threat; baby is the proxy threat.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 30, 2023 12:01 AM (aXxgO)

293 That county Mayp Sea Stack?
I have had that pic saved for years, use it now and then to ask..."Ok, please point to exactly which layer/strata marks the time when the Climate was Just Right"...and unchanging.

Posted by: birddog at August 30, 2023 01:01 AM (1E8/t)

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at August 30, 2023 04:46 AM (rj2Cs)

295 Dun == Fort
Briste == Broken

Broken Fort.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at August 30, 2023 07:51 AM (7Ozoq)

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