Sea Stack Appreciation Cafe

It's that time of year again -- that's right, it's Sea Stack Appreciation Week, the traditional "pre-fall" time of the year.

It feels like last year's Sea Stack Appreciation Week just came and went, and now another Sea Stack Appreciation Week is upon on us!

Enjoy the magic of sea stacks:

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Drangarnir is a sea stack in the Faroe Islands between Iceland & Norway. Drangarnir is a stunning & picturesque rock formation that has become an iconic symbol of the Faroe Islands' natural beauty.
The name "Drangarnir" translates to "the sea stacks" in the Faroese language.

Sea stacks in Thailand.

If you've got it, flaunt it!

High-level diplomacy.

Mischievous beaver!

Was this firefighter being nice to a little kid, or could it be that the little kid has a hot mom? Don't get excited, you don't see the mom. But I wonder. I wonder.

Little kid waves to the garbage collectors.

Shelter cat gives massage to old blind doggo.

Little kid teaches a puppy, in one quick lesson.

This pupper needed no training at all.

Doggo plays babysitter. And this dog is blocking the stairs to keep a baby from climbing up them.

Unsportsdoglike conduct.

Remember the Dog in Sheep's Clothing? This little goat is attemptinga counter-infiltration.

This dog forgot he was a dog.

Brown-noser.

Mischievous beaver!

Watching the neighborhood.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/JwrFK00cIP
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 28, 2023

So excited.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/JQcDREGqso
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 28, 2023

Nice recovery. Not.

“What?! I meant to do that!” 😂 pic.twitter.com/UYhDcZ4G8m
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 26, 2023

A deer having fun in the waves at Ocean Beach, Fire Island, New York.. 😊

🎥 @aussiejenn pic.twitter.com/rphPRoUzbk
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 28, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM

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1 Cafe

Posted by: Beartooth at August 28, 2023 07:26 PM (azYCi)

2 Two Cafe first in a row.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 28, 2023 07:26 PM (azYCi)

3 Beaver teeth are red due to their iron content.

Posted by: ... at August 28, 2023 07:27 PM (lX8VI)

4 Third base

Posted by: Beartooth at August 28, 2023 07:27 PM (azYCi)

5 Wait, wait, wait, c'mon, man. Why do I suddenly suspect that Sea Stack Appreciation week's legacy only exists in Joe Biden's mind?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 28, 2023 07:28 PM (k1Qly)

6 Good evening Ace.
Thank you for the Cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 07:28 PM (JzerJ)

7 You know, beavers are almost as good as bats.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

8 Ace, on my browser, every single Twitter link above the beaver story goes to a "Something went wrong, Retry" screen for Twitter.

Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2023 07:29 PM (fRgg4)

9 Beavers take down the internet?

I thought it had already been settled that beavers are the reason for the internet.

Posted by: jc at August 28, 2023 07:29 PM (N1WXz)

10 "Nice beaver!"
"Thanks, I just had it stuffed"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 07:30 PM (MeG8a)

11 Give that deer a boogie board!

Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 07:30 PM (YWObc)

12 Seems all of them below the beaver story, too.
Is Elon f*ing with algorithms again?

"Something went wrong. Try reloading."

Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2023 07:30 PM (fRgg4)

13 If you put a putting green on Drangarnir, what do you think par would be?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 28, 2023 07:30 PM (aXxgO)

14 "Ace, on my browser, every single Twitter link above the beaver story goes to a "Something went wrong, Retry" screen for Twitter."

Me too

Posted by: Tuna at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (gLRfa)

15 Ace, we got together over the weekend, and initiated a petition to Your Blogness, beseeching you to place a positive entry in Weasel's Permanent Record.

We hope you will look favorably upon the petition submitted by your loyal Commentators, and grant it forthwith.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

16 Did Twitter shit the bed?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (IG4Id)

17 Nooding accomplished.

Better get back to work though

Posted by: Beartooth at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (azYCi)

18 That is a picture of a nutria, not a beaver the orange teeth are a dead giveaway.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (tPpAz)

19 And now the "That page is down" screen with the ice cream on it. (So maybe it does have something to do with Biden....)

Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (fRgg4)

20 No Twitter links on iPad

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 28, 2023 07:32 PM (Eeb9P)

21 Was the island where the double nipple Golden Gun Guy lived a sea stack?

Scaramanger or whatever his name was….

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2023 07:33 PM (R/m4+)

22 What we need is a Sleestak Appreciation Cafe

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 28, 2023 07:33 PM (xPl2J)

23 The embedded tweets all work.

I hate when this happens. I appreciate all Ace's hard work, and I'm being denied the appreciation of it.

Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2023 07:33 PM (fRgg4)

24 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 07:34 PM (MOY79)

25 Howdy Ace. Appreciate the nightly Cafe. Hope you are doing well!

Posted by: Doof at August 28, 2023 07:34 PM (oYEbH)

26
The name "Drangarnir" translates to "the sea stacks" in the Faroese language.

Well, isn't that damn poetic!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2023 07:34 PM (xG4kz)

27 Down goes page!
Down goes page!

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 28, 2023 07:35 PM (Eeb9P)

28 @23: "I hate when this happens."

That's a Twitter problem, not an AoSHQ problem, and will likely be fixed within an hour or two.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 28, 2023 07:35 PM (k1Qly)

29 "Ace, on my browser, every single Twitter link above the beaver story goes to a "Something went wrong, Retry" screen for Twitter."

same here

Posted by: Marcus at August 28, 2023 07:35 PM (+gFSq)

30 *looks at top picture*

One place not to put a putting green.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:35 PM (Dbn8T)

31 Beautiful sunset on Fire Island

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2023 07:35 PM (RIvkX)

32 Above the beaver? Less to regret.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 28, 2023 07:35 PM (ECUeG)

33 Beaver links work for me.

Perhaps because my AoSHQ-fu strength is the strength of ten, because my heart is pure.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)

34 Something wrong with the links?

Blame the beaver.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:36 PM (Dbn8T)

35 "Little kid waves to the garbage collectors."

I admit it. I'd have done the same thing as a tyke. Those trucks were captivating.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 28, 2023 07:36 PM (aXxgO)

36 "Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C."

The Power of the P. Strong it is!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2023 07:36 PM (EJWxb)

37 Okay, beavers have orange teeth too, so maybe that picture isn't a nutria.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 28, 2023 07:37 PM (tPpAz)

38 Hey, did Ace post about the mischievous beaver?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 28, 2023 07:37 PM (t3/qz)

39
Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service
outages in Northern B.C.

"I told ja all those skanky who-ers on Only Fans 'round here were taking service speeds down to a crawl ... what? ... oh, I thought you said single beavers ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2023 07:37 PM (xG4kz)

40 This should keep evergreen the discussion about Japan - Nuked too much or not enough.

https://tinyurl.com/asunabunnygrrl

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:38 PM (Dbn8T)

41 What we need is a Sleestak Appreciation Cafe
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 28, 2023 07:33 PM (xPl2J)
===
No Sleestak! Chakah run!

Posted by: Chakah at August 28, 2023 07:38 PM (RIvkX)

42 Married beaver just sits on the couch watching TV.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2023 07:38 PM (63Dwl)

43 Cat Ass Trophy: "Hey, did Ace post about the mischievous beaver?"

Yep. It's now apparently downed a tree at Twitter.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 28, 2023 07:39 PM (aXxgO)

44 "Ace, on my browser, every single Twitter link above the beaver story goes to a "Something went wrong, Retry" screen for Twitter."

Me too
Posted by: Tuna at August 28, 2023 07:31 PM (gLRfa)

Don't look at me.

Posted by: Robert at NSA at August 28, 2023 07:39 PM (hv9bm)

45 >>>High-level diplomacy.

I don't know what the bird is saying, but the cat is saying, "STFU before I put the bitesky on your ass!"

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2023 07:40 PM (klJTj)

46 Xwatter links work via nitter.net.

Thanks, ace.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 28, 2023 07:40 PM (DTX3h)

47
That top seastack looks like it means business.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 07:40 PM (lCaJd)

48 Eh, XTwatter is back to not honoring the non-embedded links.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2023 07:40 PM (Xrfse)

49 John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band - On The Dark Side

https://youtu.be/GgIsyoxZ7Uw

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 28, 2023 07:40 PM (xPl2J)

50 Cat and fishtank. I bet I bet I know what he thought when his head went whap against the glass. He thought 'Son of a buck, that hurt! I hope nobody saw that.'

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2023 07:40 PM (NxC5+)

51 No Twitter links on iPad

Mine was down, now back up.

Posted by: KT at August 28, 2023 07:41 PM (rrtZS)

52 Higher classes of AoSHQ membership attract the beaver. Upgrade now!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

53 30 *looks at top picture*

One place not to put a putting green.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 07:35 PM (Dbn8T)

Pfft...

Posted by: Oakmont Country Club at August 28, 2023 07:41 PM (CCSxw)

54 Little boy giving puppy lessons is too cute

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 07:41 PM (MOY79)

55
Love the jumping dog!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2023 07:41 PM (xG4kz)

56 Beaver again?

Posted by: Ward Cleaver at August 28, 2023 07:42 PM (PiwSw)

57 Sea-stacks have a fairly alien appearance

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2023 07:42 PM (RIvkX)

58 Can anyone recommend a good nipple extractor? I want to replace one on my hot water heater

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 28, 2023 07:42 PM (Eeb9P)

59 Thailand sea stacks are beautiful.
I'd love to spend a week on the beach in the background, especially if they have a B&B hidden there.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 07:43 PM (JzerJ)

60 aw man- I was supposed to put my Sea Stack Appreciation Week lights up over the weekend

Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 07:44 PM (geLO8)

61 Single beaver caused mass internet, cell phone outages

-

When was the Fappening, anyway?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 28, 2023 07:45 PM (q8U4k)

62 Watching 'The Train' with Burt Lancaster. Saw it once years ago, and it popped up in my queue today on Prime.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0059825/

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 28, 2023 07:46 PM (3CCua)

63 >Can anyone recommend a good nipple extractor? I want to replace one on my hot water heater

Posted by: Jamaica NYC a

I've released a few in my day
what's this about a water heater?

Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 07:46 PM (geLO8)

64 I just went through my wallet. I wanted to double check and make sure my current car insurance card was in there and tossed the old AAA card and replaced with a new one. I, like a lot of geezers, believe in the emergency $100 bill tucked away. There was a time when I was lucky for that to stay in place for a week. Anyway, looked at the C note and decided it needed company. Bidenomics means you don't get far in an emergency with $100. I dipped into the gambling kitty and put two more in there.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 28, 2023 07:47 PM (0EOe9)

65 Single beaver caused mass internet, cell phone outages

---

As a graduate of Oregon State University I have to say.... "GO BEAVS!"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 28, 2023 07:47 PM (9dBi8)

66 Sea Stack Appreciation Cafe

Living. In the Land. Of the Lost!

Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 28, 2023 07:49 PM (wu87C)

67 Speaking of Amazon Prime, there is a very good 3 part documentary on the life of Wayne Shorter called "Zero Gravity", for you urbane appreciators of this music we call "jazz". Many funny interviews. Lots of black and white footage with Miles, Herbie, Ron Carter, Tony Williams.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 07:49 PM (MeG8a)

68 As a graduate of Oregon State University I have to say.... "GO BEAVS!"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

I was a beaver gymnast back in the 80s. We were pretty darn good, too!

GO BEAVS!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at August 28, 2023 07:49 PM (tBR8T)

69 One of the tanks nipples is corroded and I want to replace it and not the whole gas heater.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 28, 2023 07:49 PM (Eeb9P)

70 Looks like Xwitter is back to working.
Thanks for the links, Ace!

Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2023 07:50 PM (fRgg4)

71 @67: "... for you urbane appreciators of this music we call 'jazz'."

Thanks for mentioning; will watch.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 28, 2023 07:51 PM (k1Qly)

72 >>> This little goat is attemptinga counter-infiltration.

Looks like he's got that dogpile thing down.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2023 07:51 PM (klJTj)

73 37 Okay, beavers have orange teeth too, so maybe that picture isn't a nutria.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 28, 2023 07:37 PM
With beavers and nutrias never mind the teeth color, you gotta look at the tails.

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2023 07:51 PM (NxC5+)

74 62 The Train is a really good movie. Appeals to those who like WW2 stuff and railroad buffs. That was filmed before computer generation, and makes you wonder where they found all the rolling stock to destroy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 28, 2023 07:52 PM (0EOe9)

75 Tank cat is hilarious. Cats are the best.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 28, 2023 07:52 PM (Eeb9P)

76 A nice beaver that is not!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 28, 2023 07:54 PM (f2dD+)

77 Mischievous beaver!

That's what Mrs. Cleaver said.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 07:55 PM (G8h7g)

78 10: saw that movie at the $1.50 theater.

For a friends 14th birthday.

I likewise was 14.

Beavis and Butt-head.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 28, 2023 07:56 PM (f2dD+)

79 There was a time when I was lucky for that to stay in place for a week. Anyway, looked at the C note and decided it needed company. Bidenomics means you don't get far in an emergency with $100. I dipped into the gambling kitty and put two more in there.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 28, 2023 07:47 PM (0EOe9)

That bill has saved my ass more than once. I would highly recommend always keeping one in there.
And you are 100% correct. I need to make it two.

Fuck it. Three.

Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2023 07:56 PM (B705c)

80 Nice beaver!

Posted by: Frank Drebbin at August 28, 2023 07:56 PM (bKQ8P)

81 69 Try a good penetrating oil or, better yet, get some natural bee's wax. Start melting the wax where the nipple comes out of the heater. It will follow the threads, much like flux on a sweat fitting. The nipple should break loose with steady pressure. I've used the wax removing rifle and pistol barrels that have been in for a long time, some even set at the factory with a coat of iodine to rust them in place.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 28, 2023 07:57 PM (0EOe9)

82 Enjoying the doggie videos

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 07:58 PM (MOY79)

83 For what it's worth, that beaver pic should be engraved on the Canadian nickel.

Posted by: mrp at August 28, 2023 07:59 PM (rj6Yv)

84 Was the island where the double nipple Golden Gun Guy lived a sea stack?

Scaramanger or whatever his name was….
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2023 07:33 PM (R/m4+)

Were Christopher Walken and John Malkovich ever in a movie together? It would seem like no scenery would go unchewed

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 08:00 PM (xhaym)

85 Wave Race 64!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 08:00 PM (0FoWg)

86 Uhhhh huh huh huh you said beaver.

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 08:00 PM (ZEbnh)

87 I have watched The Train numerous times, it is a great movie

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 08:00 PM (MOY79)

88 Were Christopher Walken and John Malkovich ever in a movie together? It would seem like no scenery would go unchewed
Posted by: Kindltot

I saw a movie called 'Best Seller'. It was an 80s era crime flick. Starred Brian Dennehy and James Woods. They spent the whole movie trying to out intense each other in every scene. Good movie, if you can find it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 28, 2023 08:04 PM (sAmhv)

89 Better hit the sack
Hope you all have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 08:04 PM (MOY79)

90
That bill has saved my ass more than once. I would highly recommend always keeping one in there.
And you are 100% correct. I need to make it two.

Fuck it. Three.
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2023 07:56 PM (B705c)

_________

Her Majesty, when traveling, carries $300, hidden in three different places in the RV. Hasn't had an emergency big enough to dip into it, but at least it's there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2023 08:04 PM (MoZTd)

91 Best Seller is on Tubi or Freevee. I've watched it in the past year.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 28, 2023 08:06 PM (xPl2J)

92 90 Also handy is the $100 I keep in a cup on the desk. Fives and singles. Neighbor needs to borrow a few bucks, it's there. Maintenance guy does me a solid, here's $5, have a beer after work. Our Walmart grocery delivery people in this area are great, and I tip online and give them a few bucks cash when they deliver.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 28, 2023 08:09 PM (0EOe9)

93 I will try that with the Superzilla I have on hand. I still need an extractor. I wonder how many good gas heaters get tossed over bad nipples. I like my steam plumber so I won't tell you how much he wanted to install a new tan tank and one 3' piece of black pipe for the gas supply. Oh hell, 2500$

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 28, 2023 08:09 PM (Eeb9P)

94 69 Try a good penetrating oil or, better yet, get some natural bee's wax. Start melting the wax where the nipple comes out of the heater.

Despite whatever you may hear to the contrary, DON'T try pouring molten bee's wax on your lady-friend's nipples!

Posted by: Perv Moron at August 28, 2023 08:10 PM (5Hz5j)

95 I keep $500 in my gun safe. You never know.

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 08:13 PM (ZEbnh)

96 41 What we need is a Sleestak Appreciation Cafe
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 28, 2023 07:33 PM (xPl2J)
===
No Sleestak! Chakah run!
Posted by: Chakah at August 28, 2023 07:38 PM (RIvkX)

Speaking of the Sleestaks, which former NBA player was cast as a Sleestak on the original Land Of The Lost?

Answer: Bill Laimbeer

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2023 08:13 PM (TGPs7)

97 I got yer penetrating oil RIGHT HEAH

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 08:14 PM (0FoWg)

98 I keep fire safes full of cash, bullion and rare coins because fuck the banks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 08:15 PM (0FoWg)

99 I want to watch Best Sellers. Another great 80s crime flick with James Woods is "COP."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 08:16 PM (0FoWg)

100 Four in a row / 100!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 08:17 PM (0FoWg)

101 Drangarnir is my favorite Dimmu Borgir album.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 28, 2023 08:17 PM (T/Lqj)

102 4+% of this thread is ALL ME BABY!!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 08:19 PM (0FoWg)

103 I think suppling people with illicit protein will be a better investment than gold. Is bow hunting vastly more difficult that shooting?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 28, 2023 08:20 PM (Eeb9P)

104 Is bow hunting vastly more difficult that shooting?
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 28, 2023 08:20 PM

I don't hunt, personally. But I know a lot of hunters, and yes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 08:21 PM (0FoWg)

105 95 When I lived in PA, my place had the luxury of a dishwasher that I never used. I kept my canvas portfolio with papers, some cash, a half American Eagle coin, and my trusty Beretta Jetfire in it. One day, just sitting in the kitchen, I was listening to the local radio talk show and somebody brought up running a dishwasher every so often if you don't use it to eliminate odor. Good idea. Turned it on. Had an Oh Shit moment a few minutes later. Good ol' waterproofed canvas saved the day. And yes, I was drinking.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 28, 2023 08:21 PM (0EOe9)

106 I keep my money locked up in Heavy Metals. Lead, Brass, Steel and Aluminum.
I have an affinity for fine, rare woods too.

Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2023 08:21 PM (B705c)

107 Another great 80s crime flick with James Woods is "COP."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 08:16 PM (0FoWg)

He is also did one with Michael J Fox called The Hard Way which is entirely forgettable.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 28, 2023 08:22 PM (xPl2J)

108 91 Best Seller is on Tubi or Freevee. I've watched it in the past year.
Posted by: Mark1971
-------------
I figured it would be somewhere out there on the interwebs. I got it on DVD.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2023 08:22 PM (sAmhv)

109 Poaching will be a thing soon.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 28, 2023 08:22 PM (Eeb9P)

110 Hey baby, wanna chew some wood?

Posted by: A Single Beaver at August 28, 2023 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

111 Ward, weren't you a little hard on the internet last night?

Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver at August 28, 2023 08:22 PM (Xrfse)

112 Speaking of sea stacked . . .

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/cEY3jpmybuo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 08:25 PM (FVME7)

113 I think my favorite 80s crime movie (barely counts, made in 1980) is "Thief" with Jimmy Caan and Tuesday Weld... That movie is totally fuckin' awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 08:26 PM (0FoWg)

114 Junk silver for the win.
Also, archery hunting is up close, personal, and quiet.
No comparison to gun hunting.

Posted by: MkY at August 28, 2023 08:26 PM (cPGH3)

115 Why do they call them "sea stacks"? They are just flooded buttes. Remnants of a flooded coastline.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 08:28 PM (aj37d)

116 keep $500 in my gun safe. You never know.
Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 08:13 PM (ZEbnh)

I keep guns in my $500 safe. You never know.

Posted by: RI Red at August 28, 2023 08:28 PM (Kkeo4)

117 No Twitter links on iPad
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 28, 2023 07:32 PM (Eeb9P)

Digs out tiny viOlin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 08:29 PM (aj37d)

118 Tuesday Weld, every day of the week.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 28, 2023 08:30 PM (oWBc3)

119 Why would I want to see pictures of Sleestacks? Those things creeped the hell out of me when I was a kid.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 08:30 PM (xTRSc)

120 I love how everyone is just casually discussing where they keep their extra cash and how much they have stashed away...

Seems a bit imprudent...What they don't know about, they can't steal. Regardless of who "they" are...

And all the firearms in the world won't protect your stash if you aren't there as well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2023 08:31 PM (BpYfr)

121 I need to put out a few videos of my shitty songs. They are from the heart. Songs about the life I have lived.

*Forget... I'm to lazy to get good at even one instrument. Can't carry a tune in a bucket. My rhymes don't rhyme. I suck and...

I am probably trying to say things that will land me in jail.

No Viral internet money for me.

Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2023 08:31 PM (B705c)

122 109 When I was in the Corps, stationed in DC, one of the guys was from western Maryland. Real hillbilly area. I had sold the guy a little Savage .22 magnum rifle with a full Mannlicher stock. A few of us went on a deer hunting expedition and he invited us to the family compound (three trailers) as he went home most weekends. There were 4 or five of those little Savage rifles in a corner. Asked him if they collected them and he said the family liked them in case you had to toss them out the car window if the man was chasing you for poaching. Guy never tasted beef before the Corps. Wondered about shoes after meeting the family.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 28, 2023 08:32 PM (0EOe9)

123 106 I keep my money locked up in Heavy Metals. Lead, Brass, Steel and Aluminum.
I have an affinity for fine, rare woods too.
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2023 08:21 PM (B705c)

I've got a couple woods you might interested in

only used once

Posted by: Elin at August 28, 2023 08:32 PM (us2H3)

124 "Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C."

The Power of the P. Strong it is!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2023 07:36 PM (EJWxb)

That article was quite useless, as it did not identify which area of Northern B.C. was affected. Province is twice the area of Texas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 08:33 PM (aj37d)

125 "Mischievous Beaver", I saw them open for Twisted Sister in '83

Posted by: TC at August 28, 2023 08:33 PM (cHOHf)

126 119: that whole series creeped me out as I knew bad television could know no depths.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 28, 2023 08:33 PM (f2dD+)

127 118 Tuesday Weld? Where? What did I miss?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 08:34 PM (xTRSc)

128 @120, I'll take IEDs or similar for $100, Alex. Figuratively of course.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 28, 2023 08:34 PM (oWBc3)

129 all my money is tied up in cash

Posted by: Vera Donovan at August 28, 2023 08:35 PM (us2H3)

130
I need to put out a few videos of my shitty songs. They are from the heart. Songs about the life I have lived.

*Forget... I'm to lazy to get good at even one instrument. Can't carry a tune in a bucket. My rhymes don't rhyme. I suck and...

I am probably trying to say things that will land me in jail.

No Viral internet money for me.

Posted by: Reforger

++++++++++++++++

That's a song right there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 08:35 PM (lCaJd)

131 Can anyone recommend a good nipple extractor? I want to replace one on my hot water heater
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 28, 2023 07:42 PM (Eeb9P)

Helps to put a solid rod into to prevent it from being crushed when you reef on it with a pipe wrench.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 08:36 PM (aj37d)

132 Guy never tasted beef before the Corps. Wondered about shoes after meeting the family.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 28, 2023 08:32 PM (0EOe9)

I met a family like that in northern PA by the border with NY. Crazy mofos. Spent WAY too much time hanging out by a burn pit full of smoking garbage. I think it messed up their heads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 08:36 PM (0FoWg)

133 I keep all my money in a sealed bag in my septic tank. Come and get it.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2023 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

134 @127 Thief reference by YD.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 28, 2023 08:37 PM (oWBc3)

135 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at August 28, 2023 08:37 PM (T4tVD)

136 That's a song right there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 08:35 PM (lCaJd)

Damn you.
*where is my guitar?

Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2023 08:37 PM (B705c)

137 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 28, 2023 08:38 PM (T4tVD)

138 120 The reason I don't have an NRA sticker or "from my cold dead hands" or other gun stuff on the car. Open invitation for somebody to smash a window and see if you have a piece in the car.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 28, 2023 08:38 PM (0EOe9)

139 "Can anyone recommend a good nipple extractor? I want to replace one on my hot water heater
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 28, 2023 07:42 PM (Eeb9P)

Helps to put a solid rod into to prevent it from being crushed when you reef on it with a pipe wrench.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

I told her that but she wouldn't listen.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2023 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

140 Thief is a Michael Mann movie I believe

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2023 08:39 PM (FQmDC)

141 Good news: US suicides are at a record high.

Woo hoo.

Posted by: General Giap at August 28, 2023 08:39 PM (Sxm9i)

142 "US suicides are at a record high."

I'm surprised they haven't reclassified them to add to the COVID numbers.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2023 08:40 PM (ou9hh)

143 84 Was the island where the double nipple Golden Gun Guy lived a sea stack?

Scaramanger or whatever his name was….
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2023 07:33 PM (R/m4+)

Trivia on that Bond movie - Christopher Lee and Roger Moore were life long friends, having been roommates in their early 20's when they both were just starting out in the biz. But Man with the Golden Gun was the only movie they ever did together.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2023 08:40 PM (S6gqv)

144 That is a picture of a nutria, not a beaver the orange teeth are a dead giveaway.

See? This is the kind of precise high-level information you just can't get on other blogs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2023 08:41 PM (guGkK)

145 Thief is a Michael Mann movie I believe
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2023 08:39 PM (FQmDC

Yes; he said when he made "Heat," that it was the movie he wanted "Thief" to be, but he didn't have the money... Both are great, but Thief is the better movie, IMO

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 08:41 PM (0FoWg)

146 Good news: US suicides are at a record high.

Information that could be used to convict Hillary Clinton is seeping into the general population.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2023 08:42 PM (guGkK)

147 The more people you have the more suicides there will be. Is that a percentage or just the total?

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2023 08:42 PM (vFG9F)

148 Thief is a Michael Mann movie I believe

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2023 08:39 PM (FQmDC)

Good soundtrack too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt-HKqXYNao

Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2023 08:43 PM (B705c)

149 Information that could be used to convict Hillary Clinton is seeping into the general population.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2023 08:42 PM (guGkK)

LOL good one hahaha

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 08:43 PM (0FoWg)

150 That is a picture of a nutria, not a beaver the orange teeth are a dead giveaway.

See? This is the kind of precise high-level information you just can't get on other blogs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2023 08:41 PM (guGkK)

If you eat a diet composed solely of nutria, will you eventually die of malnutriition?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 08:43 PM (aj37d)

151 Can anyone recommend a good nipple extractor? I want to replace one on my hot water heater
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 28, 2023 07:42 PM (Eeb9P)

A prepare woman will already have the rings in place. All you need is a winch and a couple of carbiners.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2023 08:43 PM (guGkK)

152 147 The more people you have the more suicides there will be. Is that a percentage or just the total?
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2023 08:42 PM (vFG9F)

a fair point; but they are rising on a per capita basis, and significantly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2023 08:43 PM (S6gqv)

153 132 To top it off, the guy was from Flintstone, MD. Spent half of his stay at Parris Island running around the squad bay shouting Yabba Dabba Doo just to amuse the Drill Instructors.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 28, 2023 08:43 PM (0EOe9)

154 If you eat a diet composed solely of nutria, will you eventually die of malnutriition?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 08:43 PM (aj37d)

if you eat a diet composed solely of nutria, you are one weird mo-fo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2023 08:45 PM (S6gqv)

155 Man With the Golden Gun was my first Bond movie. I had no idea what was going on. There was a a funeral, Yaphet Kotto, alligators, boat chase, tarot, voodoo. I was twisted for days.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2023 08:46 PM (RIvkX)

156 Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C.

---------

All-female & tranny beaver reboot:

Caddyshack 2: Spackler's Revenge Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 28, 2023 08:47 PM (f6UzA)

157 Probably the more people you cram into depressing urban anthills the more people there were be that feel hopeless enough to off themselves, or maybe pay a doctor or somebody to do it.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2023 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

158 119 Why would I want to see pictures of Sleestacks? Those things creeped the hell out of me when I was a kid.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 08:30 PM (xTRSc)

He's actually watching that right this minute. We had an over 29 argument about whether we had seen it in the theater together, or did I take the kids. Also, what was the movie he was thinking of when he rented this one, because it's not what he thought it would be.

Turns out he thought it was "Willow".

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at August 28, 2023 08:47 PM (hAfUZ)

159 154 A long term diet of nothing but rabbit will kill you. Too much protein and about zero fat. Things I learned at a school I got detailed to because I was always available to meet a quota. Fort Drum is cold.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 28, 2023 08:48 PM (0EOe9)

160 A long term diet of nothing but rabbit will kill you.

Revenge of the Lepus

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2023 08:50 PM (guGkK)

161 Probably the more people you cram into depressing urban anthills the more people there were be that feel hopeless enough to off themselves, or maybe pay a doctor or somebody to do it.
Posted by: fd

This guy has some thoughts on the female of the species.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/wMH0MSXEOqk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 08:51 PM (FVME7)

162 "Waiter, what's with the orange teeth? I ordered beaver."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2023 08:52 PM (guGkK)

163 155 Man With the Golden Gun was my first Bond movie. I had no idea what was going on. There was a a funeral, Yaphet Kotto, alligators, boat chase, tarot, voodoo. I was twisted for days.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You're getting Bond movies mixed up. That was 'Live and Let Die'. Roger Moore and Christopher Lee were in 'Man with the Golden Gun'. Also, had that midget from 'Fantasy Island'.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 28, 2023 08:55 PM (sAmhv)

164 Canadians lost the internet for over 8 hours because of a beaver
----
Big deal. We lost King Edward VIII on that account.

Posted by: The British Empire at August 28, 2023 08:55 PM (xsEvm)

165 I am disappoint.

Mischievous Beaver was not the mischievous beaver I was expecting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 08:56 PM (mZ3xv)

166 The name "Drangarnir" translates to "the sea stacks" in the Faroese language.

Well, isn't that damn poetic!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Eivør Pálsdóttir: Faroese folk music!

https://youtu.be/LpiFmZLICgM

Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2023 08:57 PM (DgGvY)

167 I think everyone who watch SurviorMan learned about rabbit starvation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 08:57 PM (mZ3xv)

168 Are we still phohibiting?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 08:58 PM (xTRSc)

169 144 That is a picture of a nutria, not a beaver the orange teeth are a dead giveaway.

See? This is the kind of precise high-level information you just can't get on other blogs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2023 08:41 PM (guGkK

Journalists are super precise, as always.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 08:59 PM (mZ3xv)

170 Internet outage beaver >>>>> Otter 841

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 09:00 PM (xTRSc)

171 Confused say if man starve on rabbit, feed on beaver.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2023 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

172 167 I liked that show, and it's not being played on the cable channels anymore. Stroud was the real deal, out there by himself without a crew and hamburgers after the day's shoot.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 28, 2023 09:01 PM (0EOe9)

173 I want to replace one on my hot water heater

How water doesn’t need heating, does it?

Posted by: Did You Know? at August 28, 2023 09:02 PM (wD5tM)

174 171 Daon with Confucius!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 09:02 PM (xTRSc)

175 172 167 I liked that show, and it's not being played on the cable channels anymore. Stroud was the real deal, out there by himself without a crew and hamburgers after the day's shoot.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 28, 2023 09:01 PM (0EOe9)

Yup. He was the original. 100% badass. Then Bear Grylls came along and ruined it all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 09:03 PM (mZ3xv)

176 Land of the Lost was a Will Ferrel vehicle that would have been far far better if Will Ferrel had not been cast in the lead.
Because he sucked. Everything else was pretty good, but migawd he needed to have broken his leg before shooting so they could have gotten another lead who didn't think it was an improve group.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 09:03 PM (xhaym)

177 I liked the blonde girl in Land of the Lost when I was a kid.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 09:05 PM (xTRSc)

178 That is a picture of a nutria, not a beaver the orange teeth are a dead giveaway.

See? This is the kind of precise high-level information you just can't get on other blogs.
Posted by: Cicero

Journalists are super precise, as always.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Click on the link. Expand the picture. Beaver.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 09:06 PM (G8h7g)

179 Bill Cosby had a long-running series called "Gland Of The Host."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 09:06 PM (aj37d)

180 Will Farrel ruins everything he touches.

Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2023 09:06 PM (B705c)

181 How water doesn’t need heating, does it?
Posted by: Did You Know?

Depends if you want it to stay hot or not.

Posted by: entropy at August 28, 2023 09:07 PM (DgGvY)

182 So I just stumbled across a report that should be you know big news.

Did the People's Liberation Army Navy just 'lose' a Type 093 Shang class nuclear submarine in the Taiwan Strait, for the pre-1949 folks the Formosa Strait.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 09:07 PM (Dbn8T)

183 Click on the link. Expand the picture. Beaver.
Posted by: rickb223

Failed pr0nhub slogans for $400.

Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2023 09:08 PM (DgGvY)

184 Expand the Beaver?

Ward, what are you smoking? Is that brown acid?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 09:09 PM (Dbn8T)

185 Nipples and beaver are precursors to hot water.

Posted by: Not a plumber at August 28, 2023 09:10 PM (xsEvm)

186 Did the People's Liberation Army Navy just 'lose' a Type 093 Shang class nuclear submarine in the Taiwan Strait, for the pre-1949 folks the Formosa Strait.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 09:07 PM (Dbn8T)

Ho Lee Fook! Wi Tu Diep! Crose the scleen door!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 09:10 PM (aj37d)

187 They're going to develop the technique of water tight seals if it kills them.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2023 09:12 PM (7cJE3)

188 Apropos of nothing, just a passing thought: I think Alex Jones might be right, and Hillary Clinton is an actual demon from Hell. I have strong suspicions about Robert Maxwell too, and they have a common friend who Didn't Kill Himself, and who almost definitely was one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 09:12 PM (0FoWg)

189 Expand the Beaver?

20 years of pound town.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2023 09:14 PM (G8h7g)

190 Type 093 Shang class nuclear submarine?
lost?
I got a hit on that hit from 5 day's ago via newsweak.
How did I miss this?

Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2023 09:14 PM (B705c)

191 At least the Chinks can't complain about 50 year-old white guys doing the design...unless of course the plans were stolen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 09:15 PM (xsEvm)

192 Does this mean that Godzilla will arise from the radioactive ocean depths to ravage mainland China?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 09:16 PM (Dbn8T)

193 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
JUST IN: Tailei Qi, the suspect arrested in UNC shooting, previously studied at Wuhan University - Daily Mail

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 28, 2023 09:17 PM (krqg6)

194 Every one of us has expanded the beaver.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 09:17 PM (mZ3xv)

195 They stole their sub plans from OceanGate?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 09:17 PM (Dbn8T)

196 Neat article on NDE (Near Death Experiences)

https://tinyurl.com/3hybx589

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 09:18 PM (mZ3xv)

197 Tailei Qi, the suspect arrested in UNC shooting, previously studied at Wuhan University - Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 28, 2023 09:17 PM (krqg6)

COVID just can't stop killing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 09:19 PM (0FoWg)

198 191 At least the Chinks can't complain about 50 year-old white guys doing the design...unless of course the plans were stolen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 09:15 PM
Not storen. A gift from the crinton clime fambry.

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2023 09:19 PM (NxC5+)

199 Every one of us has expanded the beaver.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 09:17 PM (mZ3xv)

No.

Some of us just watch. And adopt.

Posted by: David French at August 28, 2023 09:20 PM (0FoWg)

200 The Clinton Global Initiative - more than just dirty laundry.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 09:20 PM (Dbn8T)

201 There is a strain of conspiracy theory, that is loaded with documented facts, that involves the CIA and a continuation of stuff apparently related to the Occult in Nazi germany.

MKultra did spend a fair bit of time researching Telepathy, synthetic and otherwise, Seances, and there were some documented Satanists running around the defense establishment for a while. Jack Parsons at JPL, iirc. Mike Aquino at the Presidio, an Army officer. And california had an improbably large number of well funded shadowy cults and new-age groups. Anton LeVay, Process Church, Brotherhood of Eternal Love, and others.

TLDR: The federal government summoned a Demon, some people believe that. I’m finding it difficult to tell the difference.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2023 09:20 PM (wD5tM)

202 Does shooting a Demon end it? Or does it seek another host?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 09:23 PM (aj37d)

203 Killing the person possessed by the daemon does not end it since the entity is still in our world.

Daemonic possession, the STD of the occult?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 09:25 PM (Dbn8T)

204 Does shooting a Demon end it? Or does it seek another host?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------

Biblically, they seek out swine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 09:26 PM (xsEvm)

205 The Wheel of Oppression.

https://tinyurl.com/ye44r4u8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 09:26 PM (FVME7)

206 160 A long term diet of nothing but rabbit will kill you.

bullshit, I knew a guy that lived for ears and ears

Posted by: yeah, right at August 28, 2023 09:27 PM (us2H3)

207 Every one of us has expanded the beaver.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 09:17 PM (mZ3xv)

Once The Paolo has expanded the beaver, for the rest of you it is like, how you say, throwing a hot dog down the hallway.

Posted by: Paolo at August 28, 2023 09:27 PM (oYEbH)

208 AOP, not sure on that. I consider myself science oriented and very much modern thinking. But I would not mess with Ouija boards or Seance, or attempt to summon anything I couldn’t put back down. Seems like a Bad Idea.

Aleister Crowley factors into the conspiracy as well. Said to have summoned something successfully, and this explains all the UFOs during or right after WWII.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2023 09:28 PM (wD5tM)

209 Mike Aquino at the Presidio, an Army officer.

-----

Total Satanist, running a coven at the Presidio, no less, replete with ritualistic child abuse.

Also one of the Army's leading experts on psyops. He wrote the internal white paper on it - "From PSYOP to Mind War" back in the day. Weird shit. I have a copy of it somewhere.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 09:28 PM (0FoWg)

210 Even Michael the Archangel said 'The Lord rebuke thee.' He didn't have the horsepower to do more than that. Christ, on the other hand, does most definitely have that power.

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2023 09:28 PM (NxC5+)

211 @199: "Some of us just watch. And adopt."

It'll never not be funny that both he and his wife went all super serious and indignant on Twitter when somebody dropped a "your wife's boyfriend" joke in her replies.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 28, 2023 09:29 PM (k1Qly)

212 Regarding the Chinese submarine...

I believe it is "disinformation" that it had an issue and sunk, was sunk by Taiwan, or otherwise sunk. It's something that would have had more definitive info after a week. And there's none.

For context... one of our most secretive subs, the USS Connecticut hit an undersea mountain and sheared off it's sonar (the front/bow) and took months to limp back to the US (after a layover in Guam IIRC.) This was widely reported.

A PLAN sub... nuclear or otherwise, sinking, would make news. It hasn't beyond the initial report.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 28, 2023 09:29 PM (Q4IgG)

213 Biblically, they seek out swine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Explains Hillary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 09:29 PM (FVME7)

214 Biblically, they seek out swine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 09:26 PM (xsEvm)

one already found Chris Christie.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2023 09:30 PM (S6gqv)

215 Biblically, they seek out swine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Explains Hillary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 09:29 PM (FVME7)

one already found Chris Christie.
Posted by: Tom Servo
-------

The list is long...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 09:32 PM (xsEvm)

216 Was Qi a Streleski?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 28, 2023 09:33 PM (mCh4j)

217 Byron Nelson won 11 tournaments in a row

just in case we start talking about records that will NEVER be broken

NEVER EVER

Posted by: REDACTED at August 28, 2023 09:33 PM (us2H3)

218 Is bow hunting vastly more difficult that shooting?
Posted by: Jamaica NYC

--

Ethically? Yes, immensely. It gets worse and worse the more primitive you get. I only use a recurve bow, and I might possibly maybe take a deer with it each season if everything lines up just right vs. my buddy reliably putting a one in his freezer and then exclusively trophy hunting for his next one with his compound.

Crossbows bridge the gap pretty well, though. I don't hunt with one but I have one just in case I ever need to.

All bets are off on "ethics" if it comes time for my kids to survive or starve, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 28, 2023 09:33 PM (4lxb3)

219 Demonic possession might explain some of the manifestly unscientific shit being done in the name of Science.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 09:33 PM (aj37d)

220
The federal government summoned a Demon

Maybe it was the other way around.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2023 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

221 141 Good news: US suicides are at a record high.
Posted by: General Giap at August 28, 2023 08:39 PM

That's because you Rethuglicans won't accept trans people!!! You're literally driving then to suicide! It's all genetic.

Conservative muck racker- then why weren't all the trans people committing suicide 5+ years ago, when they weren't even discussed?

Uh...because they were invisible then, and didn't know what they were feeling, because it didn't really have a name. But NOW that it's identified and people can ACT on their impulses, you bigots can openly hate on them! Reeeee!!!

Posted by: SJW Commissar at August 28, 2023 09:34 PM (NCgXW)

222 Tailei Qi, the suspect arrested in UNC shooting, previously studied at Wuhan University - Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck

-

The guy who shot and killed the hooray gay buttsexxx wealthy white lady was oriental, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 28, 2023 09:35 PM (4lxb3)

223 Maybe it was the other way around.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2023 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

Good point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 09:35 PM (0FoWg)

224 219 Demonic possession might explain some of the manifestly unscientific shit being done in the name of Science.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 09:33 PM
This right here what AOP said.

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2023 09:35 PM (NxC5+)

225 Uh...because they were invisible then, and didn't know what they were feeling, because it didn't really have a name. But NOW that it's identified and people can ACT on their impulses, you bigots can openly hate on them! Reeeee!!!
Posted by: SJW Commissar at August 28, 2023 09:34 PM (NCgXW)

The only problem with trannies offing themselves is that they are notoriously lax about gettin' 'er done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 09:37 PM (aj37d)

226 People don't need to be actually in league with demons in order to behave demonically.

Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2023 09:38 PM (SYTee)

227 223 Maybe it was the other way around.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2023 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

Good point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 09:35 PM (0FoWg)

Regardless, it does seem like DC is ground zero. Even the streets between national monuments form a pentagram.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 09:38 PM (mZ3xv)

228 Alistair Crowley - the most wickedest man in England said many. He was all about satisfying his urges while giving lip service to not harming others. Advocated baby sacrifice, later apologists say he wasn't being literal. Reportedly fought a magic duel with members of the Society of the Golden Dawn. The modern designs of the Tarot cards supposedly are linked back to him.

In other words a real charming guy to know. Not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 09:40 PM (Dbn8T)

229 @201: "TLDR: The federal government summoned a Demon, some people believe that. I’m finding it difficult to tell the difference."

Arthur C. Clarke in '62: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Or any sufficiently immoral behavior is indistinguishable from demonic possession.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 28, 2023 09:41 PM (k1Qly)

230 We know without a doubt there is widespread black gods / demon / occult worship and celebration by Our Betters. All you've got to do is catch a glimpse of some of the art above dinner tables by D.C. elites.

I don't know that many of them are intending to worship, but the entity couldn't care less. It might even be better that way. Same as people like the Target tranny joking about Satan. As someone mentioned above, you pick up that ouija board thinking it's a funny game, and you open a door to somewhere you don't understand. And that door is you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 28, 2023 09:41 PM (4lxb3)

231 Regardless, it does seem like DC is ground zero. Even the streets between national monuments form a pentagram.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 28, 2023 09:38 PM (mZ3xv)

"National Monments"? You said the magic words. Let us hear Jake Thackray's take on it:

https://youtu.be/RbHyBFoGsDU?si=nOdWfa3neTsPrdea

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 09:42 PM (aj37d)

232 People don't need to be actually in league with demons in order to behave demonically.
Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2023 09:38 PM (SYTee)

Sure, that's how it works most of the time.

But when you've hit a level of power where you can say, publicly, "listen... We need laws that let us murder the innocent by the millions, and chop kids' dicks and tits off, and groom them for pederasty in the schools" and actually make it happen, you might be in league with a certain somebody.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 09:43 PM (0FoWg)

233 So what you are saying is that DC is the Land of Dis?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 09:43 PM (Dbn8T)

234 And looking at the full court press for sacrificing babies and intentionally making people suffer (cars, ceiling fans, etc.), I wouldn't be the least bit surprised that it's being driven by a demonic or Satanic agreement.

Imagine the miserable, hopeless energy that 200M+ people being more and more miserable over the course of three years must provide.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 28, 2023 09:44 PM (4lxb3)

235 Count Dankula has a funny video about Aleister Crowley. The "magic duel" mentioned by Anna Puma was decisively won by someone Sparta kicking Aleister down a staircase, if I recall correctly. Not exactly Harry Potter-level magic battles...

Posted by: PabloD at August 28, 2023 09:44 PM (ii9P8)

236 The Ouija board is spirit summoning without any wards erected. So under the 'right' circumstances not so fun things can happen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 09:45 PM (Dbn8T)

237 232 People don't need to be actually in league with demons in order to behave demonically.
Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2023 09:38 PM (SYTee)

Sure, that's how it works most of the time."

Deep inside man's inmost soul
do demons dwell, and take their toll.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2023 09:45 PM (S6gqv)

238 The only problem with trannies offing themselves is that they are notoriously lax about gettin' 'er done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 09:37 PM

Fear not! We're doing our part to get more deadly weapons into the hands of mentally ill Leftists!!!

Posted by: John Brown Gun Club for Antifa, BLM and other radicals at August 28, 2023 09:46 PM (NCgXW)

239 Crowley famously drew a sketch, of the being he purportedly summoned via magic spells. Some people note that it looks a lot like the Aliens that some people claim to have seen.

My sense, is that perhaps the sketch itself is intended to be the demon, or an extension of it, or something along those lines.

Be careful out there, kids

Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2023 09:46 PM (wD5tM)

240 Kicked down a flight of stairs...

Sounds like that should have been a Monty Python skit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2023 09:47 PM (Dbn8T)

241 EARLY NOOD ONT

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 09:47 PM (ZuJos)

242 Never forget Chuck Schumer forcibly directed nobody to move out of his chair so that whatever was inside of him could sit down:

https://tinyurl.com/2c4ndkku

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 28, 2023 09:47 PM (4lxb3)

243 Could it be . . . Satan?

Posted by: Church Lady at August 28, 2023 09:48 PM (4I/2K)

244 ..232 People don't need to be actually in league with demons in order to behave demonically. Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2023 09:38 PM (SYTee)

And if you don't fully make all the payments to your Exorcist, you might end up RePossessed.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2023 09:50 PM (e6UQI)

245 Wow, nine "Nothing to see here"s in a row from twitter. Did I click on the 10th? No.

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