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With 1,100+ People Still Missing in Hawaii, the Federal Emergency Mangement Agency Focuses on the One Emergecy That Really Matters: "Trainings" About the Threat of "White Supremacy"

This should be a national scandal, but it won't be.

From Ben Wilson at the Free Beacon, it's all hands on deck at FEMA:

The federal government agency tasked with leading the response to natural disasters has its hands full as more than 1,000 Americans remain missing following wildfires that devastated the Hawaiian island of Maui. FEMA nonetheless is mandating a three-hour diversity training for employees that argues, among other things, that white supremacy is "ingrained in nearly every system and institution in the U.S."

While it's unclear how many of FEMA's 20,000-plus employees were required to complete the training, internal emails reviewed by the Free Beacon indicate that the agency's "resilience" division was advised of a requirement to complete one of three three-hour diversity training modules between Aug. 1 and Sept. 28.

"FEMA Resilience" works to "help communities across the United States equitably adapt, survive, recover and thrive in the face of natural disasters" and boasts roughly 2,600 employees, according to someone familiar. The division is led by Biden administration appointee Victoria Salinas, the agency's website says.

The Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion trainings contend that the United States is "rooted in extreme, extraordinary violence" and demand participants acknowledge "that systemic racism and oppression exist," according to screenshots of the training obtained by the Washington Free Beacon.

...

"White supremacy is an ideology, a pattern of values and beliefs that are ingrained in nearly every system and institution in the U.S.," the presentation says in a section titled, "Why Start With White Supremacy and Race?" In another section, titled, "The Uncomfortable Truth," the presentation says the United States "was established and rooted in extreme, extraordinary violence."

"The established economic, justice, and social systems all require subjugation of certain groups," the presentation continues.

A spokesman for the agency said that the training in question is not required. (FEMA Resilience employees may choose among three options.) The spokesman, however, said that the agency requires two trainings of all employees: "Civil Rights and FEMA Disaster 2023" and "Including People with Disabilities and Others with Access and Functional Needs in Disaster Operations."

FEMA is facing criticism that as many as 1,100 people remain missing in Hawaii after the deadliest wildfire in modern U.S. history ravaged the island earlier this month. Agency administrator Deanne Criswell struggled on Monday to explain why so many people remain unaccounted for two weeks after the fire was mostly contained. "There's a lot of different reasons on why people are unaccounted for," Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."

FEMA is also facing blowback for putting up hundreds of its employees in five-star resorts in Hawaii such as the Four Seasons, where rooms cost $1,000 per night and are located nearly a 45-minute drive from the disaster sites. A local government employee named Kaleo told the Daily Mail the luxurious accommodations are "selfish."


"Shouldn't they stay closer to the site, instead of staying across on the other side of the island?" he said.

Seems like they want to stay in the Most White Supremacist hotels in the Most White Supremacist neighborhoods.

Posted by: Ace at 02:38 PM




Comments

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1 What a time to be alive.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 28, 2023 02:39 PM (rJ48h)

2 National Archives acknowledges 5,400 Biden pseudonym emails, faces lawsuit for their release

Posted by: SMOD at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (RHGPo)

3 This is one of the worst disasters in the history of the United States, and they're going to bury it, since it makes Democrats and diversity hiring look bad.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (2tUFv)

4 Look at what eradicating "White Supremacy" has done for Philly, Detroit, Baltimore, San Fran....

Nothing but utopia, man! Rainbows and kitties and for Nurse, little river otters splashing playfully in the gutters....

Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 28, 2023 02:42 PM (AxRGS)

5 If they can do what they gotta do from across the island, they can do what they gotta do from their home office.

Bunch of creeps milking a free vacation out of the misery of others.

Feh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 02:43 PM (/EuRN)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 28, 2023 02:43 PM (T4tVD)

7 "FEMA nonetheless is mandating a three-hour diversity training for employees that argues, among other things, that white supremacy is "ingrained in nearly every system and institution in the U.S.""

Bonus points if they're making all their personnel on Maui take the training while they're on Maui, instead of doing something useful.

Wouldn't want to be culturally insensitive while their white paymasters are trying to buy up native Hawaiian lands at fire sale prices.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2023 02:43 PM (ou9hh)

8 Thank you, Ace.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 28, 2023 02:43 PM (4K9S9)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

10 The Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion trainings contend that the United States is "rooted in extreme, extraordinary violence" and...
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She should consider her words.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2023 02:44 PM (7cJE3)

11 Queue it up:

https://youtu.be/8L6KGuTr9TI?si=7bg9z2l-up02nARy

Fuqing clown world. I.DID.NOT.SIGN.UP.FOR.THIS.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 28, 2023 02:44 PM (CCSxw)

12 Suspect at large at UNC is an Asian male.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (NpAcC)

13 FEMA is also facing blowback for putting up hundreds of its employees in five-star resorts in Hawaii such as the Four Seasons, where rooms cost $1,000 per night and are located nearly a 45-minute drive from the disaster sites. A local government employee named Kaleo told the Daily Mail the luxurious accommodations are "selfish."


I mean, why not? You can't spend the evenings f*cking each other comfortably in the local Motel 6.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

14 FEMA is also facing blowback for putting up hundreds of its employees in five-star resorts in Hawaii such as the Four Seasons, where rooms cost $1,000 per night

Reminiscent of the response after the Indonesian tsunami, where the US Navy was providing food and water, and the UN flew in a "disaster team" to the best hotel in Jakarta. The "team's" first priority was to get 24-hour room service, so they could work around the clock.

Can't do that without 24-hour room service, after all.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (2tUFv)

15 trying to buy up native Hawaiian lands at fire sale prices.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2023 02:43 PM (ou9hh)

Ooof.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (/EuRN)

16 And the HI governor can only think to yell "Eminent Domain" as the libs gaze greedily at all that now barren land.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (81XE6)

17 >>>Agency administrator Deanne Criswell struggled on Monday to explain why so many people remain unaccounted for two weeks after the fire was mostly contained. "There's a lot of different reasons on why people are unaccounted for," Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."
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In shallow mass graves.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2023 02:46 PM (5B8p4)

18

Touched upon in our podcast. Ace must be listening . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2023 02:46 PM (x0n13)

19 >>> 3 This is one of the worst disasters in the history of the United States, and they're going to bury it, since it makes Democrats and diversity hiring look bad.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (2tUFv)

It's only a disaster if you're concerned with the loss of human life.

If you're a WEFtard...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2023 02:46 PM (llON8)

20 The extraordinary thing about thee U. S. We went right back to a great relationship with England after we won our freedom.

Posted by: Dandalo at August 28, 2023 02:46 PM (VtYZF)

21 If the violence of "White supremacy" is pervasive in every facet of life, and so subtle that you can't even detect it without a University degree.... Isn't it by definition neither extreme nor extraordinary?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (/EuRN)

22 Reminiscent of the response after the Indonesian tsunami, where the US Navy was providing food and water

We could do that in Indonesia.

Lahaina is 80 miles from Pearl Harbor, and somehow the Biden Administration forgot to have the US Navy provide assistance in the immediate aftermath of the disaster.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (2tUFv)

23 Out: Wreckers and hoarders

In: White Supremacists

Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (lc5cP)

24 My wife says they'll remain missing.

They're ash.

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (krQz2)

25 Where is Anderson Cooper?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (NpAcC)

26 >>> 13

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I mean, why not? You can't spend the evenings f*cking each other comfortably in the local Motel 6.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

Sure you can, you just can't brag about your accommodations.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (llON8)

27 Suspect at large at UNC is an Asian male.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (NpAcC)



Not surprising, really. Seems to happen with them being bullied and denied by the administrative staff everywhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

28 "FEMA Resilience" works to "help communities across the United States equitably adapt, survive, recover and thrive in the face of natural disasters" and boasts roughly 2,600 employees, according to someone familiar.

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There's been no greater natural disaster than the white people who brought us the natural disaster that is was Western Civilization.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (zO2Ol)

29 If you limit diversity training, Americans in the diversity training industry will lose jobs.

Why do you hate Americans having jobs?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

30 Disparaging White Supremacy Threat Training is micro-aggression!!1

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 02:48 PM (idBr5)

31
Touched upon in our podcast. Ace must be listening . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2023 02:46 PM (x0n13)



He's Clarence, the 5th Beatle. If you play Ace's thread backwards, it tells you how he's going to get rid of you and steal all your good ideas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Touched upon in our podcast. Ace must be listening . . .



I get my podcasts from JJ Sefton. And JJ Sefton says...

*entire room falls silent, all ears to turn to JJ*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM (xTRSc)

33 "There's a lot of different reasons on why people are unaccounted for," Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."

Oh, OK then. We'll just stop worrying they're dead then. No need to follow up.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM (R38qh)

34 Elephant in the previous Thread proves you don't have to be human to be a Moron.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM (a3Q+t)

35 "There's a lot of different reasons on why people are unaccounted for," Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."

Maui is a small island. It's not as if you can jump in your car and drive six counties away without anyone knowing.

They're dead - the government knows that, and will never admit it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM (2tUFv)

36 I hate to point this out, but all of the closer hotels are probably putting up any survivors who's homes burnt down, and the available space, in the most expensive hotels, are far away and out of the price range of any devastated locals.

Not that the 4Seasons shouldn't be slashing prices and offering rooms at Motel6 prices to help out their devastated neighbors.

Posted by: Scott_T at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM (2waQ7)

37 Odds that more people will have died in this fire then in Katrina in NOLA ?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM (lc5cP)

38 was established and rooted in extreme, extraordinary violence

And yet none of these folks are hankering to go back to the motherland.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM (ppBhU)

39 Suspect at large at UNC is an Asian male.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (NpAcC)


Well he's white Asian. I mean hell, the bald squad member just called Vivek a KKK member. So why not!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 02:50 PM (GwxCX)

40 This is how you get 1000 people burnt up.

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:50 PM (krQz2)

41 The corruption is ingrained so deep in every agency the only answer is dissolution of the Federal Government.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 28, 2023 02:50 PM (FETwG)

42 Odds that more people will have died in this fire then in Katrina in NOLA ?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM

There's a SHEP! holding on line 3.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 02:50 PM (GwxCX)

43 36 I hate to point this out, but all of the closer hotels are probably putting up any survivors who's homes burnt down, and the available space, in the most expensive hotels, are far away and out of the price range of any devastated locals.

Not that the 4Seasons shouldn't be slashing prices and offering rooms at Motel6 prices to help out their devastated neighbors.
Posted by: Scott_T at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM (2waQ7)

=========

FEMA emergency employees should be in tents near where they're needed so as to not waste time traveling to and from the site.

If they can be an hour or two away, they can do it remotely and they should work from home.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

44 I have a friend who lives out there. He said the people are on step away from sharpening spears and putting people on roasting spits. Nobody is really helping them, and only looking for political advantage. He said a lot of them are also starting to believe this was a land grab scheme. No bueno.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (ifHdv)

45 The Hawaiian KKK is very active. Mislabeling SPAM cans, disrupting Don Ho concerts, giving Greg Brady that Tiki God and lighting brush fires.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (iw4IE)

46 If you play Ace's thread backwards, it tells you how he's going to get rid of you and steal all your good ideas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM


It discusses best practices for using portable drills to drill holes or drive screws?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (a3Q+t)

47 I hate to point this out, but all of the closer hotels are probably putting up any survivors who's homes burnt down, and the available space, in the most expensive hotels, are far away and out of the price range of any devastated locals.

Not that the 4Seasons shouldn't be slashing prices and offering rooms at Motel6 prices to help out their devastated neighbors.
Posted by: Scott_T at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM (2waQ7)

Tents. They should be in tents. When you show up to a disaster, you don't take nice accomodations from the survivors.

Posted by: WOPR at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (WFJRS)

48 lol, what, and interfere with the land grab?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (vbuLV)

49 "There's a lot of different reasons on why people are unaccounted for," Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."

Oh, OK then. We'll just stop worrying they're dead then. No need to follow up.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM

That new Covid strain got em.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM (GwxCX)

50 FEMA should also be staging for the tropical storm in the Gulf heading stateside. But that only helps DeSantis, so FEMA says F him.

Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM (Em6Dp)

51 41 The corruption is ingrained so deep in every agency the only answer is dissolution of the Federal Government.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 28, 2023 02:50 PM (FETwG)

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The Final Dissolution, if you will.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM (vvdmO)

52 42 Odds that more people will have died in this fire then in Katrina in NOLA ?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM

========

Intersectionality ranking:

2. Blacks in the South under an administration run by a Republican somehow during a disaster.
...
97. Hawaiians

What is number 1 you ask? Why, the blackest of black people of America: rich white women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

53 Tents. They should be in tents. When you show up to a disaster, you don't take nice accomodations from the survivors.
Posted by: WOPR at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (WFJRS)
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For all intents and purposes...

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM (krQz2)

54 2 National Archives acknowledges 5,400 Biden pseudonym emails, faces lawsuit for their release

Posted by: SMOD at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (RHGPo)


Mysterious failure of the hard drive they're on, the backup tape copy, the offsite backup tape copy in five, four, three...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM (qPw5n)

55 Damn it. Willowed.

To repeat:

I will never understand this blog.
Posted by: ju at August 28, 2023 01:52 PM


This comment needs its own place in the sidebar.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM (FVJNG)

56 At some point, those "missing" are going to have to be legally declared; "..and presumed dead."

Sadly, with the totality of the destruction, there will be thousands of documents lost, such as birth certificates, insurance policies, wills, trusts, and all manner of proofs of the very existence of many of the missing.

And if the homeowner perished with their house, both being reduced to but dust and ash, then who'll make the insurance claim on the property? The life insurance?

Hundreds of properties and lives lost, no one even knowing which insurances they had, much less a copy of a policy at some other location. Likely, the locak Lahina agents' were burned out, as well?

But yeah. FEMA can focus on DIE, not worrying at all about the actual DEAD.

Bass. Turds.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM (e6UQI)

57 Suspect at large at UNC is an Asian male.
Posted by: redridinghood
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He was probably inspired by the monument to the Confederate war dead there.

Oh, wait...they tore that down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM (59Ws+)

58 Joe the Plumber, RIP.

Posted by: A person afraid of the LGBTQ lobby at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM (zODkY)

59 50 FEMA should also be staging for the tropical storm in the Gulf heading stateside. But that only helps DeSantis, so FEMA says F him.
Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM (Em6Dp)

========

How about this...

No FEMA? States should manage their own disasters?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

60 The extraordinary thing about thee U. S. We went right back to a great relationship with England after we won our freedom.
Posted by: Dandalo at August 28, 2023 02:46 PM (VtYZF)
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That was not my experience

Posted by: The real James Madison at August 28, 2023 02:53 PM (2k/G/)

61 Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."

Uh….. Uh…. If they’re staying with family and friends then they’re not unaccounted for, numbnuts. I guess if the government hasn’t counted them they don’t exist…. Typical bureaucratic thinking.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 28, 2023 02:53 PM (Q/v9F)

62 I have a friend who lives out there. He said the people are on step away from sharpening spears and putting people on roasting spits. Nobody is really helping them, and only looking for political advantage. He said a lot of them are also starting to believe this was a land grab scheme. No bueno.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (ifHdv)

I hope they do. Sacrificing a bunch of officials to the volcano would be a good start. The fact they can't even put out a relatively accurate missing count is pure incompetence.

Posted by: WOPR at August 28, 2023 02:53 PM (WFJRS)

63 Democrats are the party of sick disturbed satan

Posted by: ... at August 28, 2023 02:53 PM (r/WRD)

64 I thought the number of missing would go way down after the first few days. Fog of war, and all that. The fact that it hasn't really significantly moved down weeks after the next tells me that most of those folks are nothing but ash. And it seems that s large proportion of them are school kids.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (bDSaX)

65 60 The extraordinary thing about thee U. S. We went right back to a great relationship with England after we won our freedom.
Posted by: Dandalo at August 28, 2023 02:46 PM (VtYZF)
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That was not my experience
Posted by: The real James Madison at August 28, 2023 02:53 PM (2k/G/)

========

It was a bumpy reconciliation.

There was a disagreement about who got the china.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

66 As commented in the previous post most government offices have a disproportionate number of blacks, so FEMA force feeding DEI training is like Mexicans who major in Spanish.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (nnp+f)

67 National Archives acknowledges 5,400 Biden pseudonym emails, faces lawsuit for their release

Posted by: SMOD
--------

I know how to deal with this.

Posted by: Hillary at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (59Ws+)

68 Who started the fires?
It seems most recent brush fires are started by arson
- Canada, Germany, Australia, California,....

So who is organizing these climate activists arsonists?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (su8Oy)

69
"There's a lot of different reasons on why people are unaccounted for," Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."

____________

"Let's respect their privacy during this traumatic time. No more questions, I have a meeting."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (MoZTd)

70 44, we can only hope ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (vbuLV)

71 I will never understand this blog.
Posted by: ju at August 28, 2023 01:52 PM

This comment needs its own place in the sidebar.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM (FVJNG)

With a link to the AOSHQ Help section.

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (idBr5)

72
"Shouldn't they stay closer to the site, instead of staying across on the other side of the island?" he said.

++++++++++++++

Cf. the milk and apples scene from Animal Farm. I'm sure these FEMA officials simply _loathe_ staying in 5-star hotels. But they have to, you see. They're brain-workers, and 5-star hotels offer the distasteful but necessary environment for brain-work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (lCaJd)

73 The Hawaiian KKK is very active. Mislabeling SPAM cans, disrupting Don Ho concerts, giving Greg Brady that Tiki God and lighting brush fires.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (iw4IE)

***

Did anyone really KNOW where Vincent Price was before the blaze started burning out of control?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (flINI)

74 62 I hope they do. Sacrificing a bunch of officials to the volcano would be a good start. The fact they can't even put out a relatively accurate missing count is pure incompetence.
Posted by: WOPR at August 28, 2023 02:53 PM (WFJRS)

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I'll be honest, I didn't have the opening of the Civil War 2, the big opening shot against the corrupt kelptocracy that rules us, would happen in Hawaii.

It's always in the last place you look...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

75 "Lahaina is 80 miles from Pearl Harbor, and somehow the Biden Administration forgot to have the US Navy provide assistance in the immediate aftermath of the disaster."

Well, disaster relief is obviously a civilian agency/ law enforcement things so obviously the military can't help because of posse comitatus or whatever.

/sarc

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (ou9hh)

76 55 It's a smart boobage blog.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:55 PM (xTRSc)

77 I have a friend who lives out there. He said the people are on step away from sharpening spears and putting people on roasting spits. Nobody is really helping them, and only looking for political advantage. He said a lot of them are also starting to believe this was a land grab scheme. No bueno.

I'm sorry this is happening to the constituents of Mazie Hirono.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 28, 2023 02:55 PM (ppBhU)

78 WIPIPO IZ BAYUD!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 28, 2023 02:55 PM (hqSyT)

79 A local government employee named Kaleo told the Daily Mail the luxurious accommodations are "selfish."

——-

Kaleo is an Icelandic band. Saw them live last summer, pretty good.

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 02:55 PM (ZEbnh)

80 The extraordinary thing about thee U. S. We went right back to a great relationship with England after we won our freedom.
Posted by: Dandalo
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*cough* *cough* 1812

Posted by: Hillary at August 28, 2023 02:55 PM (59Ws+)

81 Democrat politics is how you get 1000 people burnt up.

They found out all these limitations 5 years ago and fixed *nothing* since they found it out.

Now, it's a "tragedy".

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:55 PM (krQz2)

82 Tents. They should be in tents. When you show up to a disaster, you don't take nice accomodations from the survivors.
Posted by: WOPR at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (WFJRS)
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For all intents and purposes...
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM

Well I just staked out the last thread, we were discussing poles. Go ahead, let it fly.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 02:55 PM (GwxCX)

83 Oops

/Hillary

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 02:55 PM (XsjQp)

84 People with major physical and mental disabilities have no business in big rescue operations. The last thing a real first responder needs is to help his "partner" limp from the truck to the disaster site, and then assist him as he limps around pretending to help.

Minor disabilities, okay, but we don't need all this fuss about it. Just get out there and do it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)

85 I will never understand this blog.

Just remember not to claim a NOOD nude if the NOOD nude is a fat guy on an ottoman...or if its SMOD. Or if its a link to Lena Dunham or two blue footed boobies

Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:56 PM (lc5cP)

86 Who is John Galt?

Go John Go.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 28, 2023 02:56 PM (8fpTj)

87 Who started the fires?

Not me.

Posted by: Billy Joel at August 28, 2023 02:57 PM (GwxCX)

88
Man!

This unitard fits perfectly!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 28, 2023 02:57 PM (X4yCj)

89 acknowledges 5,400 Biden pseudonym emails, faces lawsuit for their release

Posted by: SMOD at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (RHGPo)


No standing!!!

Posted by: ... at August 28, 2023 02:57 PM (r/WRD)

90 Have either of Hawaii's Senators visited the site?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:57 PM (xTRSc)

91 With a link to the AOSHQ Help section.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023


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* Blinks *

There's a Help section?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2023 02:57 PM (J2vNu)

92 "I guess if the government hasn’t counted them they don’t exist…."

Works for us!

Posted by: Federal Wildlife Management at August 28, 2023 02:57 PM (ou9hh)

93 If we had a functioning government, a hospital ship and what ever else could have been off shore within a couple of days.

No reason for Fema to be put up in luxury accommodation.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (2YtOq)

94 You got official registration of who lives where. You got a list of people you've accounted for.... FUCKING SUBTRACT THEM! IT'S TWO BASTARDING NUMBERS YOU DOZY TWATS! AHHHHHRGH!

*huff* *puff*

Ok. I'm better now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (/EuRN)

95 >I have a friend who lives out there. He said the people are on step away from sharpening spears and putting people on roasting spits. Nobody is really helping them, and only looking for political advantage. He said a lot of them are also starting to believe this was a land grab scheme. No bueno.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (ifHdv)

They're kept. They won't risk their gibs. Even GOPe voters won't do anything to rock the boat, so these guys definitely will not.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (bDSaX)

96 If this is how they treat their Democrat constituents, (Hawaii is a very blue state) think about how they will treat the rest of us.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (Y/u0P)

97 Of course the biggest White Supremacist is Merrick Garland. Just look at him. He is the image of White Supremacy. He's probably a Grand Cyclops of White Supremacy.

Posted by: SMOD at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

98
You can't spend the evenings f*cking each other comfortably in the local Motel 6.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

+++++++++++

Clearly, you've nev-- eh, never mind.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (lCaJd)

99 "Let's respect their privacy during this traumatic time. No more questions, I have a meeting."
Posted by: Hadrian
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Or, 'I have a plane to catch'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (XsjQp)

100 Agency administrator Deanne Criswell struggled on Monday to explain why so many people remain unaccounted for two weeks after the fire was mostly contained. "There's a lot of different reasons on why people are unaccounted for," Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."
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In shallow mass graves.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

I lean towards Lahaina was the world's largest involuntary crematorium.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (YT6ur)

101 I don't know where this white supremacy is, I'm not seeing it

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (FQmDC)

102 It's a smart boobage blog.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:55 PM (xTRSc)
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Thank you!

Posted by: Charles Boobage, Inventor of the Boobage Engine at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (krQz2)

103 Who started the fires?

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*looks around sheepishly*
*kicks some rocks*

Posted by: Mrs O'Leary's Cow at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (flINI)

104 "FEMA Resilience" works to "help communities across the United States equitably adapt, survive, recover and thrive in the face of natural disasters" and boasts roughly 2,600 employees, according to someone familiar. The division is led by Biden administration appointee Victoria Salinas, the agency's website says.
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Translation: triage is no longer good enough unless it takes into account sex, race, gender identity and sexual orientation. All of these must factor into response priority during disaster management.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)

105 Upon hearing of this, Democrat support in Hawaii will plummet from 67% to 66.92%.

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (ZEbnh)

106 ---
For all intents and purposes...
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023


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For all intensive porpoises

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (J2vNu)

107 Seems like they want to stay in the Most White Supremacist hotels in the Most White Supremacist neighborhoods.
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Why not? It's all free taxpayer-funded!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)

108 I don't know where this white supremacy is, I'm not seeing it
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (FQmDC)
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You must be MADE to see it!

Posted by: Children of ACORN at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (krQz2)

109 My wife says they'll remain missing.

They're ash.
Posted by: Axeman

I agree. But how are they getting the families, friends to go long with that?

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (tQL7r)

110 The guy who didn't release the water on time was a native "indigenous" Hawaiian, so was the emergency management guy who didn't turn the sirens on, one US Senator is if Japanese ancestry and appears to have escaped a group home for the mentally handicapped, and the governor is a Jewish guy from my hometown (Kingston, NY). Yup christian White supremacy all around .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (YePpv)

111 For that matter, for all hypertensive porpoises too!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (J2vNu)

112 With a link to the AOSHQ Help section.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (idBr5)
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Yeah....about that "help" section....when I click on it its a recipe for the "perfect martini", pictures of Mary Ann and an extended discussion of caliber choices for distance shooting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (2k/G/)

113 101 I don't know where this white supremacy is, I'm not seeing it
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (FQmDC)

They don't just hand out the Y-ray specs to anybody, you know.

You have to go to the training session.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (/EuRN)

114 With a link to the AOSHQ Help section.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM


I didn't know we had one. Call center in Lahore, yes?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (FVJNG)

115 I'm convinced 9/11 could happen again and the media could get away with ignoring it

Posted by: ... at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (r/WRD)

116 I agree. But how are they getting the families, friends to go long with that?
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM

Well it works for the voting rolls.

Posted by: Billy Joel at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (GwxCX)

117 Upon hearing of this, Democrat support in Hawaii will plummet from 67% to 66.92%.
Posted by: Montec

You got the 9s upside down.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (YT6ur)

118 Upon hearing of this, Democrat support in Hawaii will plummet from 67% to 66.92%.

The relatives of the dead will vote green or libertarian or something.

The people that died will keep voting D.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (lc5cP)

119 Upon hearing of this, Democrat support in Hawaii will plummet from 67% to 66.92%.

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (ZEbnh)
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Unfortunately, yeah.

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (krQz2)

120 "There's a lot of different reasons on why people are unaccounted for," Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."


Yeah, that could be true provided their family and friends are in a crematorium ash heap.

Posted by: Fact Checking the Deep State fabulist fibbers at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (cCxiu)

121 "The established economic, justice, and social systems all require subjugation of certain groups," the presentation continues.
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But not *their* system of social justice. That doesn't subjugate anyone, it merely metes out "justice" to wrongdoers!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (t0OGg)

122 National Archives acknowledges 5,400 Biden pseudonym emails, faces lawsuit for their release

Posted by: SMOD

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I can see Biden having 5400 email addresses because each time he logged in he forgot his old address then had to create a new one.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (FETwG)

123 I thought the Barrell was the blog's Help Section.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 03:01 PM (xTRSc)

124 "FUCKING SUBTRACT THEM! IT'S TWO BASTARDING NUMBERS YOU DOZY TWATS"

According to our Diversity Training, math is racist so we must holistically understand the relationship between the missing and the differently alive.

Posted by: FEMA at August 28, 2023 03:01 PM (ou9hh)

125 A spokesman for the agency said that the training in question is not required. (FEMA Resilience employees may choose among three options.) The spokesman, however, said that the agency requires two trainings of all employees: "Civil Rights and FEMA Disaster 2023" and "Including People with Disabilities and Others with Access and Functional Needs in Disaster Operations."
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1. What are the other two options?
2. How "optional" is it? Is it really optional, or is it "modern corporate optional" where if you don't do it, then you're first on the list for layoff or your bonus tanks?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 03:01 PM (t0OGg)

126 "75 "Lahaina is 80 miles from Pearl Harbor, and somehow the Biden Administration forgot to have the US Navy provide assistance in the immediate aftermath of the disaster." "

To be fair, US PACOM and JTF 5-0 are working with FEMA. Most of what they're doing is logistical support, SAR and fuel distribution. But it's all at the largely incompetent FEMA direction.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (ifHdv)

127 Translation: triage is no longer good enough unless it takes into account sex, race, gender identity and sexual orientation. All of these must factor into response priority during disaster management.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)

"Well he's hurt pretty bad, and we can stabilize him quick enough, but he's probably got really high blood pressure and latent heart issues because he's black, so let's move on."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (/EuRN)

128 The population of Hawaii is 40% Asian, 25% White, 10% Hawaiian and 25% everything else.

But yeah man evil whitey controls everything and needs to be blamed.

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (ZEbnh)

129 a three-hour diversity training for employees that argues, among other things, that white supremacy is "ingrained in nearly every system and institution in the U.S."
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But...

TRUST YOUR GOVERNMENT!!!

Can't roll my eyes hard enough at all the cognitive dissonance they put out there.

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (krQz2)

130 Even the bluest of blue states is not beyond bumf*ckery by the Feds

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (MCZpF)

131 Biden family suspicious activity reports of wire transfers
Texts
Emails
WhatsApp messages
Photos of Joe with Hunter’s business partners
Joe Biden’s voicemail to Hunter
Five individuals referencing Joe Biden as the “big guy”
Two whistleblower testimonies
FBI FD-1023 form alleging recorded phone calls and texts between Biden and a Burisma executive
FBI informant alleging bribes
Video of Joe Biden bragging about firing the Ukrainian prosecutor
Hunter’s statements about giving half his income to his dad
Former White House Aide saying FBI ignored Joe Biden’s role in Ukraine business dealings
Millions flowing into Biden family bank accounts
Hunter paying for Joe Biden’s expenses

It's getting to be like the penis pump scene in Austin Powers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTSYPg-KxhQ

The next shoe to drop from Comer & Co is that Joe took out more money from commingled accounts than he put in. Doctor Jill needs Manolo Blahniks, you see

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (RqMSv)

132 How hard is it to get a reasonable count of people in Lahaina and the number unaccounted for? You have all manner of records available. You have school records for kids. You have SS records for the retired. You have welfare and disability records. There's social media. You have medical records. You have a phone book. You should be able to get within 10% easily. That gives you a list of people. Considering the geographic limitations, how hard is it to ask everyone from the area to call a number, report themselves alive and any minors. Also have them report people they are missing. If it takes more than a week you are incapable of doing your job.

Posted by: WOPR at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (WFJRS)

133 Amazing how fast the shooters manifesto got out in Jacksonville while the trans shooter manifesto will be released somewhere around the year 2319.

Mask study published by NIH suggests N95 Covid masks may expose wearers to dangerous level of toxic compounds linked to seizures and cancer
A study published in April found disposable masks can have toxic chemicals
https://tinyurl.com/p5bezfkd

...But a study quietly re-shared by the National Institutes of Health in spring suggests the tight-fitting mask may expose users to dangerous levels of toxic chemicals.
Researchers from Jeonbuk National University in South Korea looked at two types of disposable medical-grade masks, as well as several reusable cotton masks.
The study found that the chemicals released by these masks had eight times the recommended safety limit of toxic volatile organic compounds (TVOCs).
Inhaling TVOCs has been linked to health issues like headaches and nausea, while prolonged and repeated has been linked to organ damage and even cancer.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (vCXKu)

134 FEMA Training? I see. Fascinating.

Found on Government Exec (in part): I-DIEM, about the cofounder: Chauncia Willis is an Emergency Management and Cultural Diversity expert. She began her career at the Atlanta-Fulton County Emergency Management Agency, where she was exposed to the inequities that abound in all phases of disaster. Ms. Willis has been an outspoken advocate for building a more culturally diverse and inclusive Emergency Management workforce, one that represents the diverse communities served. She believes increased equity training will reduce the devastating impacts of unconscious bias, and that the Emergency Management enterprise would benefit from implementing foundational diversity, inclusion and equity concepts. In her role as the CEO for I-DIEM, she provides organizations with recommendations on policy creation, resource allocations and program development to increase cultural competence and mitigate the negative impacts of disaster on vulnerable groups.

Before co-founding I-DIEM, Chauncia Willis served as a professional Emergency Manager for over 21 years within local, state, and private sector organizations. Chauncia spent 14 years with the City of Tampa..

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (GshMh)

135 128 The population of Hawaii is 40% Asian, 25% White, 10% Hawaiian and 25% everything else.

But yeah man evil whitey controls everything and needs to be blamed.
Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (ZEbnh)

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Who do activist blacks blame on the poor state of inner city black schools?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

136 Add it to the list.

Government employees respond to fire and appear to instead take luxurious vacation on island, staying in $1000/night rooms.

Government agency responsible for fires and deaths of children simultaneously mandates a three-hour diversity training for employees to instruct them that white supremacy is "ingrained in nearly every system and institution in the U.S."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Some comments were lost, so if you said something interesting, repeat it here. at August 28, 2023 03:03 PM (q8U4k)

137 I'll tell you why so many people are unaccounted for: the government is lying, bc it's worse than we imagine.

Posted by: PJ at August 28, 2023 03:03 PM (G1dq6)

138 Speaking of, I doubt the list will even fit in one comment field any longer. Let's try.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Some comments were lost, so if you said something interesting, repeat it here. at August 28, 2023 03:03 PM (q8U4k)

139 Everything is projection with Democrats, even or especially white supremacy. They are racist to the core so they project that so is everyone else.

This also shows that none of them are intellectuals, they cannot imagine that not everyone thinks like they do. Democrats are really quite basic thinkers, you could even say primitive.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 28, 2023 03:03 PM (3JfbU)

140 I'm convinced 9/11 could happen again and the media could get away with ignoring it

Nah. NYC is the center of their universe. The "if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere" people cannot shut the fuck up about how hard their lives are. Notice how it wasn't a immigration crisis until Cruella de Hochul and Mayor McCheese started publicly crying about it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 28, 2023 03:03 PM (ppBhU)

141 Well a thousand less people will be less of a burden on their climate change

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 03:04 PM (MOY79)

142 136 Add it to the list.

Government employees respond to fire and appear to instead take luxurious vacation on island, staying in $1000/night rooms.

Government agency responsible for fires and deaths of children simultaneously mandates a three-hour diversity training for employees to instruct them that white supremacy is "ingrained in nearly every system and institution in the U.S."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Some comments were lost, so if you said something interesting, repeat it here. at August 28, 2023 03:03 PM (q8U4k)

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I'm gonna go with: the federal government is a series of fiefdoms with competing priorities, almost none of which are their core missions, and it is more likely to make any given situation worse than better.

Act accordingly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

143 "There's a lot of different reasons on why people are unaccounted for," Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."

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Human bodies are cremated between 1400 to 1600 degrees f. It is said HI fires burned hotter than that. Those missing people are ash. They'll never be found or identified

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 28, 2023 03:04 PM (flINI)

144 {109}... I agree. But how are they getting the families, friends to go long with that?

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (tQL7r)


The ancient Democrat harpy landed in front of everyone. It cast its evil eye on the crowd that backed up in fear, and shrieked, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

The crowd knew that if they didn't disperse, and drop the topic immediately, there would be more fires. Many. More. Fires.

It was never spoken of again.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 28, 2023 03:04 PM (qPw5n)

145 In a world where everyone posts what they had for every meal, we’re supposed to believe 1000 people have gone totally dark for 2 weeks.

Sure Jan.

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:04 PM (ZEbnh)

146 Every Blue state has gone to Cultural Marxism

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 03:04 PM (MOY79)

147 They will still vote (D) It stands for dead.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 03:04 PM (GwxCX)

148 >>With 1,100+ People Still Missing in Hawaii, the Federal Emergency Mangement Agency Focuses on the One Emergecy That Really Matters: "Trainings" About the Threat of "White Supremacy"

Heckuva job Deanne Criswell*.

* FUN FACT:

Michael Brown actually did do a heckuva job, the media and the donks, but I repeat myself, successfully spun the Katrina response as a disaster.

Perhaps the media's most successful Ops.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 28, 2023 03:05 PM (XV/Pl)

149 "There's a lot of different reasons on why people are unaccounted for," Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."
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They're all stifling giggles hiding out behind the couch.

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:05 PM (krQz2)

150 The nine most terrifying words in the English language are "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."

-- President Ronald Reagan, 1986

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2023 03:05 PM (4I/2K)

151
Looking for a term stronger than cognitive dissonance:

Cognitive White Noise.

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:05 PM (krQz2)

152 I do in fact blame whitey.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 28, 2023 03:05 PM (Z8Yh2)

153 Have either of Hawaii's Senators visited the site?

Idiot Mazie was with Biden. Don't know about the other one.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 03:05 PM (2tUFv)

154 Who do activist blacks blame on the poor state of inner city black schools?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 03:02


Whites for redlining back in the 40s, I presume.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 28, 2023 03:05 PM (rJ48h)

155 Government defers maintenance of lines, poles, grounds, and infrastructure in pursuit of "green" transition

Government officials don't tend to non-native grasses on their property.

Government employees arrive to put out a fire, don't put it out, leave.

Government officials don't sound alarm warning residents of emergency.

Government closes schools, abandons children without guardians to return home

Government employees blockade road and prevent escape from fire.

Government shuts down 911 calls

Government employee (official?) shuts off water to put out fire.

Government officials block food, clothing, and other relief efforts from groups other than FEMA and Red Cross

Government sends "relief" checks for $700 per person to people whose bill for Ukraine is $900 per person.

Government official who was head of Maui Emergency Management Agency was a lawyer with no background in disaster preparedness or response and had never held a full time job in the field, and his main qualification was being chief of staff to then-mayor Alan Arakawa.

Government officials resign with benefits.

Government tells firemen to stop posting photos of Maui debris...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Some comments were lost, so if you said something interesting, repeat it here. at August 28, 2023 03:06 PM (q8U4k)

156 Who do activist blacks blame on the poor state of inner city black schools?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

White kids buying weed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 03:06 PM (/EuRN)

157 They just keep pushing the buttons, like a monkey on crack. This will not end well, which seems to be the endgame.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2023 03:06 PM (Xrfse)

158 Government states that removal of said images of debris might occur.

Government officials in charge were not informed for five hours because they were attending a FEMA disaster preparedness meeting on the neighbouring island of Oahu

Government employees respond to fire and appear to instead take luxurious vacation on island, staying in $1000/night rooms.

Government agency responsible for fires and deaths of children simultaneously mandates a three-hour diversity training for employees to instruct them that white supremacy is "ingrained in nearly every system and institution in the U.S."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Some comments were lost, so if you said something interesting, repeat it here. at August 28, 2023 03:06 PM (q8U4k)

159 She began her career at the Atlanta-Fulton County Emergency Management Agency,
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I think that I see the problem...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 03:06 PM (CiQ6a)

160 >I'm convinced 9/11 could happen again and the media could get away with ignoring it
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (r/WRD)

Yes. They've nearly perfected this gaslighting.

This is why they don't have to "shut up" the families of the missing.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 28, 2023 03:06 PM (bDSaX)

161 Of course the biggest White Supremacist is Merrick Garland. Just look at him. He is the image of White Supremacy. He's probably a Grand Cyclops of White Supremacy.
Posted by: SMOD at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

Concur. He could be the twin brother of Otto Ohlendorf, SS GruppenAsshole.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2023 03:07 PM (iw4IE)

162
Government official who was head of Maui Emergency Management Agency was a lawyer with no background in disaster preparedness or response and had never held a full time job in the field, and his main qualification was being chief of staff to then-mayor Alan Arakawa.

Government officials resign with benefits.

Government tells firemen to stop posting photos of Maui debris...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Some comments were lost, so if you said something interesting, repeat it here. at August 28, 2023 03:06 PM (q8U4k)




So, you're saying it's Trump's fault, then.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

163 Oh boy! The mail's coming! Yippee!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 03:07 PM (xTRSc)

164 "There's a lot of different reasons on why people are unaccounted for," Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."

--

It could be that the incident commander from the Las Vegas shooting coverup is both the Police Chief who organized the blockades and the coroner.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Some comments were lost, so if you said something interesting, repeat it here. at August 28, 2023 03:07 PM (q8U4k)

165 Biden family suspicious activity reports of wire transfers
Texts
Emails
WhatsApp messages
Photos of Joe with Hunter’s business partners
Joe Biden’s voicemail to Hunter
Five individuals referencing Joe Biden as the “big guy”
Two whistleblower testimonies
FBI FD-1023 form alleging recorded phone calls and texts between Biden and a Burisma executive
FBI informant alleging bribes
Video of Joe Biden bragging about firing the Ukrainian prosecutor
Hunter’s statements about giving half his income to his dad
Former White House Aide saying FBI ignored Joe Biden’s role in Ukraine business dealings
Millions flowing into Biden family bank accounts
Hunter paying for Joe Biden’s expenses

Dems: Look, it's going to take a lot more than that than some made up MAGA conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 03:08 PM (GwxCX)

166 Michael Brown actually did do a heckuva job, the media and the donks, but I repeat myself, successfully spun the Katrina response as a disaster.

Perhaps the media's most successful Ops.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 28, 2023 03:05 PM (XV/Pl)

Excuse the fuq outta me...

Posted by: Covid-19 at August 28, 2023 03:08 PM (CCSxw)

167 * Blinks *

There's a Help section?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2023 02:57 PM


You need Cardboard Membership Level or higher to access it, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023 03:08 PM (a3Q+t)

168 Hundreds of properties and lives lost, no one even knowing which insurances they had, much less a copy of a policy at some other location. Likely, the locak Lahina agents' were burned out, as well?
.....
Posted by: Jim

I think it is safe to assume that copies of all insurance, deeds, etc. are secure. These things are kept with electronic copies, in multiple locations.

I also doubt that whole communities could have been wiped out with no recollection. All you need is 5, 10% survivorship to get a pretty close record of who lived on a street, and the names of every person in each household.

Kids are especially easy to track after a disaster since there are school and medical records. It should take a few days for the state to give a complete record with 90% accuracy of count.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:08 PM (su8Oy)

169 Looking for a term stronger than cognitive dissonance:
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Pathological Altruism

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 03:08 PM (CiQ6a)

170 I'm convinced 9/11 could happen again and the media could get away with ignoring it
Posted by: ...


2024 is not going to be pretty.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 03:09 PM (IG4Id)

171 This training may even be a sleight of hand, while we are outraged at the bureaucrats' racism we are not concentrating on their gross incompetence that has resulted in this hideous death toll.

They are really without human feeling apart from self-pity. The missing people are obviously dead so they no longer matter. It is much more important to redirect people's anger to something else and that's why we are now being horrified by their anti-white supremacy training. It's distraction and deflection.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 28, 2023 03:09 PM (3JfbU)

172 Need to add one:

Government closes schools due to "high winds" even though they knew the fires were spreading. They did not close the schools for the fires or warn about the fires.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Some comments were lost, so if you said something interesting, repeat it here. at August 28, 2023 03:09 PM (q8U4k)

173 My gals brother has ties to Lahaina. Many of his friends are missing still.

He wants to go back to help rebuild. I am trying to talk him out of it.

When the truth is revealed, there are going to be seriously pissed off people with huge feet that will want retribution.

Mobs don't discriminate.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 28, 2023 03:09 PM (Z8Yh2)

174 Government officials resign with benefits.

Government tells firemen to stop posting photos of Maui debris...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Some comments were lost, so if you said something interesting, repeat it here. at August 28, 2023 03:06 PM (q8U4k)
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They say that government is a ba-a-a-a-ad motherf-

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:09 PM (krQz2)

175 Ya think maybe Hawaii has a more laid-back, 'whenever" lifestyle among the Feds posted there?

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at August 28, 2023 03:09 PM (g2zpy)

176 "There's a lot of different reasons on why people are unaccounted for," Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."

Come on along and go friend couch surfing with me!
- Cousin Pookie, Hanging Ten

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2023 03:09 PM (4I/2K)

177 I still say the "1100 missing" is bogus. I don't believe any stats coming out of government anymore. And I certainly don't believe that the fire burned people to complete ash. Crematoriums don't even make that claim. It's all horseshit to beef up narratives.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 28, 2023 03:09 PM (BdMk6)

178 no one even knowing which insurances they had,



Were all these people retarded? How do you not know what insurance you have?

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:09 PM (ZEbnh)

179
When the truth is revealed, there are going to be seriously pissed off people with huge feet that will want retribution.

Mobs don't discriminate.
Posted by: DOYLE at August 28, 2023 03:09 PM (Z8Yh2)



The truth will NEVER be revealed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Picture of the UNC shooter, UNC warns of "armed, dangerous person." still at large.

https://tinyurl.com/bdetbkp3

Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 03:10 PM (NpAcC)

181 Pathological Altruism
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 03:08 PM (CiQ6a)
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That's close, except I am not at all sure that the practitioners actually believe themselves to be engaging in "altruism" or even doing the right thing at all.

And it's also not altruistic, since it isn't their money or resources.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)

182 The total per diem rate for government employees for Maui is $507 per day. Lodging, meals, incidentals. So whatever hotels they are staying at, they got the government rate. That is still a hefty bill for taxpayers and my question is, are they being effective and what work are they actually doing?

Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2023 03:10 PM (oiNtH)

183 Pathological Altruism
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 03:08 PM (CiQ6a)

Allfalseism?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 03:10 PM (/EuRN)

184 ------
Pathological Altruism
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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In a nutshell:
A desire to alleviate others’ suffering — even if by means that harm, rather than improve, another person’s well-being

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 03:10 PM (CiQ6a)

185 In the first column we have identified 1,000 missing persons, presumably in the area of the fire.
In the second column we have 1,000+/- unidentifiable remains.

Until the first column can be lined up with the second with absolute confidence then they shall remain missing.
And we do not speak of the numbers in the second column.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 28, 2023 03:11 PM (ga8qR)

186 Just remembered one more:

Government officials begin discussing government purchasing burned land within two days of the fires starting and before any accounting or understanding of deaths or destruction had been evaluated and announced.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Some comments were lost, so if you said something interesting, repeat it here. at August 28, 2023 03:11 PM (q8U4k)

187 The ancient Democrat harpy landed in front of everyone. It cast its evil eye on the crowd that backed up in fear, and shrieked, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

The crowd knew that if they didn't disperse, and drop the topic immediately, there would be more fires. Many. More. Fires.

It was never spoken of again.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


So, Hillary showed up??

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 03:11 PM (tQL7r)

188 Michael Brown actually did do a heckuva job, the media and the donks, but I repeat myself, successfully spun the Katrina response as a disaster.
Perhaps the media's most successful Ops.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 28, 2023 03:05 PM (XV/Pl)

Hahaha...that's what we want you to think. I snuck into the 9th ward and blew up all the dykes so all those colored folks fled and Blackrock could buy up all the land and have all those colored folks working at Arby's for minimum wage. Ask Spike Lee, he knows all about it.

Posted by: Dick Cheney, Mastermind On Viagra at August 28, 2023 03:11 PM (iw4IE)

189 Democrats are not really good at anything except the acquisition and maintenance of power. Everything else is secondary and only useful when employed in acquisition and maintenance of that power. They are monsters.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 28, 2023 03:11 PM (3JfbU)

190 My perspective of this incessant pounding on the walls about White Supremacy by the Democrats is them thinking they have taking over the nation in bag in the not to distant future and that this is preparatory indoctrination to justify setting up an something resembling an apartheid state where being white is almost a crime.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 03:11 PM (YT6ur)

191 Biden photographed touching a kid. Again.

https://is.gd/8VeLsq

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:12 PM (R38qh)

192 They say that government is a ba-a-a-a-ad motherf-
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:09 PM

Shut your mouth...But I'm talkin bout Shaft...

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 03:12 PM (GwxCX)

193 "White supremacy is an ideology, a pattern of values and beliefs that are ingrained in nearly every system and institution in the U.S.," the presentation says in a section titled, "Why Start With White Supremacy and Race?"
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So it's "just an idea" or a "social construct"?

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:12 PM (krQz2)

194 I think there is a lot of misconceptions about our government floating around, the chief of which is that “ government” is concerned with the welfare of people… it is not.

Posted by: tubal at August 28, 2023 03:12 PM (PCK5/)

195 $507 per diem. JFC. Hawaii is expensive but it’s not THAT expensive. A decent hotel room can be had for $200 a night. And much cheaper using govt rates.

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:12 PM (ZEbnh)

196 4 Look at what eradicating "White Supremacy" has done for Philly, Detroit, Baltimore, San Fran....
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Snort.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 03:12 PM (xSnmX)

197 Picture of the UNC shooter, UNC warns of "armed, dangerous person." still at large.

https://tinyurl.com/bdetbkp3
Posted by: redridinghood

ahh some more of that yellow white supremacy I see

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2023 03:12 PM (CIS44)

198 Fun fact: Hawaii is about 30% white.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2023 03:12 PM (nEndu)

199 >>134 FEMA Training? I see. Fascinating.

that narrative takes us back to the black gal working at the USDA whose very similar story became the reason Pigford got updated two or three times doesn't it?

Posted by: DanMan at August 28, 2023 03:13 PM (SPSUr)

200
When the truth is revealed, there are going to be seriously pissed off people with huge feet that will want retribution.

Mobs don't discriminate.
Posted by: DOYLE

++++++++++++++

But bigger mobs can make that all irrelevant.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 03:13 PM (lCaJd)

201 Biden photographed touching a kid. Again.

https://is.gd/8VeLsq
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:12 PM (R38qh)



"Caption this:"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

202 The total per diem rate for government employees for Maui is $507 per day. Lodging, meals, incidentals. So whatever hotels they are staying at, they got the government rate. That is still a hefty bill for taxpayers and my question is, are they being effective and what work are they actually doing?
Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2023 03:10 PM

They will be tanned, rested and ready for their hate Whitey training.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 03:13 PM (GwxCX)

203 an extended discussion of caliber choices for distance shooting.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (2k/G/)

.22 rimfire, yeah?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 28, 2023 03:13 PM (KZaqS)

204 I'm convinced 9/11 could happen again and the media could get away with ignoring it
Posted by: ...
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I think it did just happen again, in Lahaina, and Joseph bin Biden and al-Democrats perpetrated it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2023 03:13 PM (2k/G/)

205 Nothing says third world like not being able to give a victim count within a couple days of a mass casualty disaster.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:13 PM (su8Oy)

206 FEMA & Ms Chauncia Willis again...

Scientific American, by Frank Thomas, E&E News, January 7, 2021. Advisers Rebuke FEMA for Racial Disparities in Disaster Aid A federal panel set up after Hurricane Katrina warned that aid disproportionately helps wealthier areas

(In part) "The report cites Elliott’s 2018 study showing that white people who live in counties that sustained major disaster damage saw their personal wealth increase, while Black, Hispanic and Asian people in heavily damaged counties lost wealth.

Chauncia Willis, CEO of the Institute for Diversity and Inclusion in Emergency Management, said the 52-page report should push FEMA to take equity seriously.

“FEMA has not focused on equity enough, and that’s why disasters are exacerbated for people of color, for poor people and marginalized communities,” said Willis, a former emergency management coordinator for Tampa, Fla. “FEMA has not prioritized equity, and as a result, the people suffer for it.”

The report will fall to the incoming Biden administration, which could use the document “to draw attention to this issue and to prioritize this issue on its policy agenda,” said Dave Kaufman, a former senior FEMA official...

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at August 28, 2023 03:13 PM (GshMh)

207 I cannot put together a grammatically correct sentence, it seems.

Posted by: tubal at August 28, 2023 03:13 PM (PCK5/)

208 I propose we send the victims some magic soil and magic beans to make reparations.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 03:13 PM (xSnmX)

209 My perspective of this incessant pounding on the walls about White Supremacy by the Democrats is them thinking they have taking over the nation in bag in the not to distant future and that this is preparatory indoctrination to justify setting up an something resembling an apartheid state where being white is almost a crime.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 03:11 PM (YT6ur)
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They have it in the bag now. They wouldn't be doing this if they didn't.

Apartheid state? Genocide? Reintroduction of slavery (either hard slavery or a continuation of the current form - like, say, disparate tax rates based on race, and disparate benefits access)? Search me. It'll be something. When the state demonizes a group, it always ends with oppression at best and extermination at worst.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 03:14 PM (t0OGg)

210 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:08 PM (su8Oy)

Yeah, but this is Hawaii... you know, the place where we could not even get a Real Birth Certificate for Obama?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2023 03:14 PM (oHd/0)

211 Picture of the UNC shooter, UNC warns of "armed, dangerous person." still at large.

https://tinyurl.com/bdetbkp3
Posted by: redridinghood

White adjacent supremacy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 03:14 PM (FVME7)

212 Still feel sad about the family that found their 15 year old son and the family dog, dead together.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2023 03:14 PM (ouTlx)

213 an extended discussion of caliber choices for distance shooting.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2023 03:00 PM (2k/G/)

.22 rimfire, yeah?
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 28, 2023 03:13 PM


Garand Thumb already had .22 Man on the channel. It was as amusing as you can imagine.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2023 03:14 PM (FVJNG)

214 The extraordinary thing about thee U. S. We went right back to a great relationship with England after we won our freedom.
Posted by: Dandalo at August 28, 2023 02:46 PM (VtYZF)
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Apart from that unpleasantness in 1812.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2023 03:15 PM (nEndu)

215 The total per diem rate for government employees for Maui is $507 per day. Lodging, meals, incidentals. So whatever hotels they are staying at, they got the government rate. That is still a hefty bill for taxpayers and my question is, are they being effective and what work are they actually doing?
Posted by: Cheri

Seems like setting a military type compound for housing and food in the area of the fire would make the most sense for FEMA employees.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 03:15 PM (YT6ur)

216 When the truth is revealed, there are going to be seriously pissed off people with huge feet that will want retribution.

Mobs don't discriminate.
Posted by: DOYLE

Who will reveal this truth you speak of? We never found out what happened in Las Vegas. We still don’t really know much about 9/11. JFK assassination. The list is long of shit we will never find out about.

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:15 PM (ZEbnh)

217
"Caption this:"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 03:13 PM

I remember you from the Cosby show. Love that guy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 03:15 PM (GwxCX)

218 There was a disagreement about who got the china.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

And Washington.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 28, 2023 03:15 PM (lQONO)

219 Hey, this institution that's coming down after a holocaust of death to tell you that white supremacy is ingrained into the institutions of government is one of those entities of government rife with white supremacy.

Posted by: The Government at August 28, 2023 03:15 PM (krQz2)

220 AP - Joe the Plumber dead at 49
Aug 28, 2023 / 11:41 AM PDT

Samuel “Joe” Wurzelbacher, who was thrust into the political spotlight as “Joe the Plumber” after questioning Barack Obama about his economic policies during the 2008 presidential campaign, and who later forayed into politics himself, has died, his son said Monday. He was 49.
His oldest son, Joey Wurzelbacher, said his father died Sunday in Wisconsin after a long illness. His family announced this year on an online fundraising site that he had pancreatic cancer.
“The only thing I have to say is that he was a true patriot,” Joey Wurzelbacher — whose father had the middle name Joseph and went by Joe — said in a telephone interview. “His big thing is that everyone come to God. That’s what he taught me, and that’s a message I hope is heard by a lot of people.”

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 28, 2023 03:15 PM (vCXKu)

221 212 Still feel sad about the family that found their 15 year old son and the family dog, dead together.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2023 03:14 PM (ouTlx)


Shades of Pompeii

Posted by: tubal at August 28, 2023 03:15 PM (PCK5/)

222 This busty brunette in a dress thinks that race-based considerations for any government activity should result in everyone involved being fired and then prosecuted:
https://is.gd/vNmysH

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 03:15 PM (t0OGg)

223 I cannot put together a grammatically correct sentence, it seems.
Posted by: tubal

Grammar syntax white supremacy be.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 03:16 PM (FVME7)

224 Fun fact: Hawaii is about 30% white.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

This is only true when asians aren't white.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 28, 2023 03:16 PM (ga8qR)

225 I must have had a stroke or something, because I can't find any discussion on the Hawaiian fires on DU anymore. Canada, Louisiana, GREECE...but not Hawaiian wildfires. Even upcoming tropical storms. It's almost like they want to forget and move on from a horrible, unnecessary tragedy caused and exasperated by incompetent Lefty governance...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 28, 2023 03:16 PM (JCZqz)

226 FEMA dweebs, I have some nice, barely used, lofty pikes with a commanding view of the surrounding devasation in the heart of the burn zone. It would save you a lengthy commute and put you right on top of the situation where you truly belong. They would of course be offered to you rent free.

Make sure you "stake" out your claim to a rent free pike today by putting in an application with my assistant Mr. Renfield.

Posted by: Vlad D. M. Paler at August 28, 2023 03:16 PM (cCxiu)

227 That's close, except I am not at all sure that the practitioners actually believe themselves to be engaging in "altruism" or even doing the right thing at all.

And it's also not altruistic, since it isn't their money or resources.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


For the Initiates, they do believe religiously. The Acolytes fake the belief because they think they'll get paid or protected from the Monstrous Government they desire. The Inner Circle doesn't believe it for a second because they are sociopaths.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 03:16 PM (IG4Id)

228 The Democrat controlled government never want to post an actual count because this is worse than Katrina.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 03:17 PM (NpAcC)

229 * Blinks *

There's a Help section?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2023
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You need Cardboard Membership Level or higher to access it, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023


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Darn. I'm down here in steerage with the Dollar Tree Aluminum Foil Membership.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2023 03:17 PM (J2vNu)

230 My perspective of this incessant pounding on the walls about White Supremacy by the Democrats is them thinking they have taking over the nation in bag in the not to distant future and that this is preparatory indoctrination to justify setting up an something resembling an apartheid state where being white is almost a crime.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 03:11 PM (YT6ur)
++++
They have it in the bag now. They wouldn't be doing this if they didn't.

Apartheid state? Genocide? Reintroduction of slavery (either hard slavery or a continuation of the current form - like, say, disparate tax rates based on race, and disparate benefits access)? Search me. It'll be something. When the state demonizes a group, it always ends with oppression at best and extermination at worst.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

You comments are the logical end point of where all this leads too.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 03:17 PM (YT6ur)

231 The total per diem rate for government employees for Maui is $507 per day. Lodging, meals, incidentals. So whatever hotels they are staying at, they got the government rate. That is still a hefty bill for taxpayers

Posted by: Cheri
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So you're saying that they planned this disaster a lot better than previous disasters.

Posted by: The Government at August 28, 2023 03:17 PM (krQz2)

232 {215} The list is long of shit we will never find out about.

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:15 PM (ZEbnh)


*deep sigh* Let's go over this again.

Posted by: Old guy standing in front of the FAFO chart at August 28, 2023 03:17 PM (qPw5n)

233 218 There was a disagreement about who got the china.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

And Washington.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 28, 2023 03:15 PM (lQONO)

========

In the Maine, it was about coasting through life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

234 Get Whitey. Or at least listen to the tune.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 28, 2023 03:17 PM (mCh4j)

235 214 The extraordinary thing about thee U. S. We went right back to a great relationship with England after we won our freedom.
Posted by: Dandalo at August 28, 2023 02:46 PM (VtYZF)
_____________

Apart from that unpleasantness in 1812.
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And the fact that they talk like fagz and their shit's all fucked up.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 03:17 PM (xSnmX)

236 You comments are the logical end point of where all this leads too.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 03:17 PM (YT6ur)

Except for the fact that the people pulling the strings on all this bullshit are all white....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 03:18 PM (/EuRN)

237 AntiFa toolbag gets taken down hard by NY cop.

https://is.gd/mHkaIh

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:18 PM (R38qh)

238 Schatz was with Biden, in fact he had to help Biden walk in the right direction

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2023 03:18 PM (YePpv)

239 "Shouldn't they stay closer to the site, instead of staying across on the other side of the island?"

Reject the premise. What are 1000 FEMA employees going to do other than get in the way (at best)?

Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2023 03:18 PM (bt2PN)

240 For the Initiates, they do believe religiously. The Acolytes fake the belief because they think they'll get paid or protected from the Monstrous Government they desire. The Inner Circle doesn't believe it for a second because they are sociopaths.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 03:16 PM (IG4Id)
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Like any other cult.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 03:18 PM (t0OGg)

241 FEMA has military tents for living in the field. They also have support tents and food and sanitation. The can also rely on the Marine Corps to come in with water purification systems to support the people in the field.

This is a boondoggle of the highest order.

Posted by: The Skull and Bones Society at August 28, 2023 03:19 PM (lf83v)

242 There's a Help section?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2023
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You need Cardboard Membership Level or higher to access it, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023

***
Darn. I'm down here in steerage with the Dollar Tree Aluminum Foil Membership.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2023 03:17 PM (J2vNu)
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I think that still entitles you to an occasional pelting with wadded up help stickies.

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:19 PM (krQz2)

243 White men! White women! The Pineapple is calling you. The sacred and ancient symbol of your race, since the beginning of time. The Samoan is using The Hawaiian as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, Whitey? Just sit there? Of course not! You are going to join with us. The members of the American Socialist White Peoples' Hawaiian Pineapple Party. An organization of decent, law abiding white folk. Just like you!

Posted by: ASWPHPP For Short at August 28, 2023 03:19 PM (iw4IE)

244 White supremacy is an emergency.

If they are unable to keep the blacks agitated by the lie that a cracker in a Klan hood is lurking around every corner, the dems could suffer electoral losses.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2023 03:19 PM (Aj9wt)

245 Except for the fact that the people pulling the strings on all this bullshit are all white....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 03:18 PM (/EuRN)
++++
So? They don't believe in this crap, it's just a means to power.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 03:19 PM (t0OGg)

246 If we had remained part of the British Empire, said Empire would have benefited greatly.

Posted by: tubal at August 28, 2023 03:19 PM (PCK5/)

247 What a bunch of bullshit.

Our tax dollars at work, h8ters

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 28, 2023 03:20 PM (ufFY8)

248 Ok, forget the truth. When some big footed rabble rouser fires up the natives, bad things will happen.

What we do know about Vegas and JFK is that the Gov is full of shit. and Covid, and Ukraine, and elections, and border control, and epstein.

A lifetime of trust gone. (A little strong) Half a lifetime of trust gone.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 28, 2023 03:20 PM (Z8Yh2)

249 ..Were all these people retarded? How do you not know what insurance you have? Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:09 PM (ZEbnh)

Not "retarded". Reduced to Ash.

Of coure, any actual survivors would know, and remember. But those that went up in smoke? Notsomuch, them.

Each and every structure, and re-constructing the documentation for each and every of the dead. That's going to be one hell of an extensive project for the researchers. Yeah, it can and will be done.

I doubt it's going to get done very quickly, though.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2023 03:20 PM (e6UQI)

250 I live in a pretty dry climate.
However, reading these articles makes steam come out of my head...keeps the humidity up...😑

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2023 03:20 PM (FVUBB)

251 228 The Democrat controlled government never want to post an actual count because this is worse than Katrina.
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What they seem to be saying is there is at least 1,000 they can't find but we don't know is how many they have found. This is gonna be pushing towards 20% of Lahaina's population.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 03:20 PM (xSnmX)

252 So? They don't believe in this crap, it's just a means to power.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 03:19 PM (t0OGg)

You can't have an overtly apartheid state where the people in power are the people of the race being apart-ed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 03:20 PM (/EuRN)

253 AntiFa toolbag gets taken down hard by NY cop.

https://is.gd/mHkaIh
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:18 PM (R38qh)



The officer will be sent away for reeducation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

254 How the hell am I supposed to support Ukraine, when DC does??? That is a DOA nonstarter for me…

Posted by: tubal at August 28, 2023 03:21 PM (PCK5/)

255 How does one get their name on the list of non persons? Would be nice. Would one be hoping too much to think that Bob at the NSA and Todd at the FBI would earmark the file with one's name on for deletion? Asking for a couple friends.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at August 28, 2023 03:22 PM (6r8ju)

256 I love the bullshit line that the missing people could be staying with relatives.

This happened on an island. They didn't just drive away like residents in New Orleans did when they left for Texas or Georgia during Katrina. They were on the island and I bet they still are, except they are deceased.

Besides, Joe Biden offered them $700. With that much money on the table, I am sure that they would have called someone from FEMA for their wealth of riches.


Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2023 03:23 PM (lf83v)

257 Will people be permitted to rebuild their burned down homes? If they get swindled out of the land I can see a few of them going very rogue.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 28, 2023 03:23 PM (rJ48h)

258 If you obeyed the authorities, you died.
If you disobeyed them quickly, you lived.
It really is that simple.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 03:23 PM (MeG8a)

259 the Threat of "White Supremacy
.......

Fuckin' Haoles.

Posted by: wth at August 28, 2023 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

260 Posted by: DOYLE at August 28, 2023 03:20 PM (Z8Yh2)

The damage done is quite amazing when you think about it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 28, 2023 03:23 PM (ifGeP)

261 Canada, Louisiana, GREECE...but not Hawaiian wildfires. Even upcoming tropical storms. It's almost like they want to forget and move on from a horrible, unnecessary tragedy caused and exasperated by incompetent Lefty governance...
Posted by: Intercepted DU


For me, this is evidence that they fear the fires were caused by climate activists. No one is talking about this, but I think it has to be at the top of the list and I will believe it is true until I see video of wires falling from poles and starting fires.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:24 PM (su8Oy)

262 You can't have an overtly apartheid state where the people in power are the people of the race being apart-ed.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 03:20 PM (/EuRN)
++++
Some of them can be. And there can always be puppets.

But we will do it differently - American style. It will be done with soft power, which works very well on Americans. Whites pay higher taxes and get fewer benefits. Special excises on things like houses, to softly expropriate them by raising carrying costs. Lower discounts with the supermarket club program, in the name of "social justice" (if not just done in secret). Restricted travel - fewer airplane trips for whites, higher prices for cars, etc., - also done in the name of "climate change." More aggressive prosecution and "law enforcement" against the target group. Selective access to medical resources as a part of an overall cost-reduction push due to the coming budget disasters. Stuff like that.

Barbed wire and death squads? It's possible, but there are better things to get what you want in America.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 03:24 PM (t0OGg)

263 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2023 03:23 PM (lf83v)

Yet ukraines pensions are full so cash.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 28, 2023 03:24 PM (ifGeP)

264 The fact that the government is still hiding documents from the JFK assassination which occurred almost 60 years ago tells you what DC thinks of the average American

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2023 03:24 PM (YePpv)

265 The 1100 are dead, we know this, but the Feds will dawdle and obfuscate about it until another Media Shiny Object comes along to distract…

Posted by: tubal at August 28, 2023 03:24 PM (PCK5/)

266 Pasty white liberals suck.

And they get people killed

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 28, 2023 03:25 PM (0rsFX)

267 258 If you obeyed the authorities, you died.
If you disobeyed them quickly, you lived.
It really is that simple.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 03:23 PM

This doesn't sound like the right kind of message to reinforce.

Posted by: Establishment Uniparty Big Government Bureaucrats at August 28, 2023 03:25 PM (JCZqz)

268 I love the bullshit line that the missing people could be staying with relatives.

This happened on an island. They didn't just drive away like residents in New Orleans did when they left for Texas or Georgia during Katrina. They were on the island and I bet they still are, except they are deceased.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2023 03:23 PM (lf83v)
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Are there no phones where you could call in and say "Hey, don't worry about me, I'm staying with family and friends"?

I think everyday is a opportunity to see what Democrat voters will swallow without a hint of dignity.

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:25 PM (krQz2)

269 Criswell told CNN. "It could be that they are staying with family and friends."

---------------

If that were the case these people would have made themselves known to government to apply for disaster relief. Yet no journalist thought to ask why they haven't done so seeing that they lost everything and will need help.

All survivors are accounted for, the missing are dead and will need to be identified. As has already been pointed out, that needs skill and work which the bureaucrats don't have. Their only skill is in gobbling up resources.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 28, 2023 03:25 PM (3JfbU)

270 If you obeyed the authorities, you died.
If you disobeyed them quickly, you lived.
It really is that simple.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 03:23 PM (MeG8a)



You traveled the Oregon Trail.

You have died from dysentery.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

271 The people responsible for the poor response should be gutted like a freshly caught trout.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 28, 2023 03:26 PM (Y/u0P)

272 So, I've been to Maui. Loved Lahaina.
This is an island and not very big. How in the world can they still have so many missing if the 'gov't' is 'helping'?
It certainly gives me a warm, fuzzy, confidence in the federales...
Or not...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2023 03:26 PM (FVUBB)

273 I think everyday is a opportunity to see what Democrat voters will swallow without a hint of dignity.
Posted by: Axeman at

*Kamala perks up*

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2023 03:26 PM (CIS44)

274 If you obeyed the authorities, you died.
If you disobeyed them quickly, you lived.
It really is that simple.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 03:23 PM
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Because of all the white supremacy in government.

Just like the government tells you.

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:26 PM (krQz2)

275 The top white supremacist is in the White House.

KKK Byrd's friend until his end.

Posted by: torabora at August 28, 2023 03:26 PM (FfJu/)

276 The fact that the government is still hiding documents from the JFK assassination which occurred almost 60 years ago tells you what DC thinks of the average American
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2023 03:24 PM (YePpv)
===============
You can't handle the truth!

Posted by: Col. Nathan Jessup, Commandant, CIA Color Revolution Dept. at August 28, 2023 03:26 PM (2k/G/)

277 I think everyday is a opportunity to see what Democrat voters will swallow without a hint of dignity.

Yes, we can!

Posted by: Family-Sized Bag of Dicks at August 28, 2023 03:26 PM (ppBhU)

278 I visited the Manassas battlefield yesterday. Good news: The awesome equestrian statue of Stonewall is still standing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 03:27 PM (xTRSc)

279 You people just don't know how hard it is for government workers:

https://tinyurl.com/yc4nskhk

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 28, 2023 03:27 PM (17s+e)

280
I-uh, uh-I-uh,, l-l-like, like uh-uh, I pineapples

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at August 28, 2023 03:27 PM (X4yCj)

281 I bet the cell phone activity or lack of can pinpoint quite a few clues of who is alive, who is missing and who is dead.

If somebody got out they likely had their phone. If it pings off a tower not on Maui that is another check off.

Posted by: DanMan at August 28, 2023 03:27 PM (SPSUr)

282 So, I've been to Maui. Loved Lahaina.
This is an island and not very big. How in the world can they still have so many missing if the 'gov't' is 'helping'?

Or not...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2023 03:26 PM (FVUBB)
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Dust in the wi-ind.
All they are is dust in the wind.

Posted by: Kansas at August 28, 2023 03:27 PM (krQz2)

283 I love the bullshit line that the missing people could be staying with relatives.

-
Or returned to the sea.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 03:27 PM (FVME7)

284 You know who can tell you exactly where any of these people are right this second?

Google.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 03:28 PM (/EuRN)

285 They were on the island and I bet they still are, except they are deceased.

Their spirits are now in the water.
Turn the spigots off for good and worship them.


Yes, sadly, they are probably dead.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 28, 2023 03:28 PM (ufFY8)

286 Another aspect of the constant pushing of white supremacy and other leftist ideology into the military is to breakdown the wall that keeps the military, legally and culturally, from being used against US citizens. Effectively, the shits running the show right now are creating the conditions so US citizens, especially white citizens, are viewed as enemies of the state and that using military force against them is legitimate.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 03:28 PM (YT6ur)

287 The extraordinary thing about thee U. S. We went right back to a great relationship with England after we won our freedom.
Posted by: Dandalo
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*cough* *cough* 1812
Posted by: Hillary
____________
It got pretty touchy during the Oregon border dispute.

And they also sent 10,000 troops to Canada after the Trent Affair.

I think the navy wargamed against them all the way into the 1930s.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2023 03:28 PM (Dm8we)

288 ---
Dust in the wi-ind.
All they are is dust in the wind.
Posted by: Kansas at August 28, 2023 03:27 PM (krQz2)



Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

The government sucks, in God we trust.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

289 Pedodent Biden gives $3.8 million to Hawaii and $24 billion to Ukraine.

He has his priorities set right.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 28, 2023 03:29 PM (17s+e)

290 Dispatches from the decline and fall of Western Civilization in Commiefornia...

One stabbed as hundreds of young people brawl at Emeryville mall
https://tinyurl.com/jr3u8m82
What started as a group of young people causing a disturbance in an Emeryville store late Sunday afternoon turned into what police called "civil unrest," during which one person was stabbed and gunshots were reported.
Emeryville police had to call for reinforcements from neighboring law enforcement agencies during the four-hour incident involving hundreds of young people fighting.

Brawl among teens creates disturbance at Del Amo Fashion Center mall in Torrance
https://tinyurl.com/tzzdm3cw
A large police presence responded after a massive disturbance related to a brawl among teenagers.
Video posted to social media showed dozens, possibly hundreds, of teens and young adults running around the mall, with multiple fights occurring in groups as they moved around.
They say there may have been as many as 1,000 juveniles at the mall.
Police say there was a report of gunfire but no known serious injuries were reported or victims located.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 28, 2023 03:29 PM (vCXKu)

291 it's a holiday weekend

they'll announce that these people are dead at 4pm ET on Friday.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 28, 2023 03:29 PM (AcWfM)

292 If you obeyed the authorities, you died.
If you disobeyed them quickly, you lived.
It really is that simple.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 03:23 PM (MeG8a)


"Stay in your offices! The fire will be contained."
-- "Officals" in the World Trade Centers...9/11/2001

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 28, 2023 03:29 PM (lQONO)

293 I spent a couple days at the Four Seasons in Maui. It's lovely, picture postcard perfect. Great beach there too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 28, 2023 03:29 PM (xcxpd)

294 So, I've been to Maui. Loved Lahaina.
This is an island and not very big. How in the world can they still have so many missing if the 'gov't' is 'helping'?

You've answered your own question.

They are from the government and they are here to help.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 28, 2023 03:30 PM (17s+e)

295 It is very tough for wires to start fires. This world is rotten with wires hanging all over the place and it is very rare for them to start fires.

And don't tell me about winds -- Hawaii gets a lot of strong winds so that is factored into the design. Overgrowth can be a problem, but only if you have high trees and as yet I haven't seen anything that looks like a potential culprit.

(maybe I am wrong and there is video out there that I just haven't seen.)

I'm telling you people. The wire story is made up bullcrap to cover for climate activist arson.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:30 PM (su8Oy)

296 ZipRecruiter did a survey of 1,500 college grads who were looking for a job. They asked what was the applicant's field of study and whether they regretted that choice.

This is a list of the most regretted fields of study:

Journalism, Sociology, Liberal Arts/General Studies, Communications, Education, Marketing Management + Research, Medical / Clinical Assisting, Political Science + Government, Biology, English Lit

I remember making fun of these kids at school. They ALWAYS knew they were on a crap career path, but would snootily say something like, "There are some things more important than money." Apparently when they get out of University, they find out those important things aren't that great.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:30 PM (R38qh)

297
"Stay in your offices! The fire will be contained."
-- "Officals" in the World Trade Centers...9/11/2001
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 28, 2023 03:29 PM (lQONO)



"Good call."

- - - - Depopulationist Bill Gates

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

298 See also Chinese ferry accident. "stay in your cabin, everything is fine".

Posted by: DOYLE at August 28, 2023 03:30 PM (Z8Yh2)

299 Ineptitude is the goobermint's stock in trade.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2023 03:30 PM (4I/2K)

300 You people just don't know how hard it is for government workers:

https://tinyurl.com/yc4nskhk
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 28, 2023 03:27 PM (17s+e)
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Remy!

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:31 PM (krQz2)

301 I spent a couple days at the Four Seasons in Maui. It's lovely, picture postcard perfect. Great beach there too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 28, 2023 03:29 PM (xcxpd)
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Really nice pool bar too

Posted by: FEMA quick response team at August 28, 2023 03:31 PM (2k/G/)

302 I bet the cell phone activity or lack of can pinpoint quite a few clues of who is alive, who is missing and who is dead.

If somebody got out they likely had their phone. If it pings off a tower not on Maui that is another check off.

Posted by: DanMan at August 28, 2023 03:27 PM (SPSUr)

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* The Garland Archipelago has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 28, 2023 03:31 PM (6feNx)

303

Gotta keep the cult moving forward at all costs.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 28, 2023 03:31 PM (UCNv1)

304 I-uh, uh-I-uh,, l-l-like, like uh-uh, I pineapples

yeah
Posted by: John Fetterman

I listen to old time radio dramas as I drift off to sleep. One commercial talks about how the "pineapple vinegar" in Del Monte catsup brings our the flavor of the other ingredients.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 03:31 PM (FVME7)

305 If you obeyed the authorities, you died.
If you disobeyed them quickly, you lived.
It really is that simple.
_______

Like when the security guards told people in the North Tower of the WTC to go back to their offices and remain there on September 11th.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2023 03:31 PM (lf83v)

306 CNBC article about the regretted fields of study:
https://is.gd/MtKvgX

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:31 PM (R38qh)

307 I spent a couple days at the Four Seasons in Maui. It's lovely, picture postcard perfect. Great beach there too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 28, 2023 03:29 PM (xcxpd)

And excellent food.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 28, 2023 03:31 PM (BdMk6)

308 I read somewhere that there were approximately 3000 school aged kids in the Lahaina public school system and only about 700 or so have been re-enrolled in other public schools on the island.

Seems like there may be some math involved but if 2000+ school kids were missing that'd be a pretty significant issue wouldn't it? On top of the adults missing. Apparently you're only worth $700.

Tell me again how much Uncle Sugar cares about you.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 28, 2023 03:31 PM (YRsIm)

309 Picture of the UNC shooter, UNC warns of "armed, dangerous person." still at large.

https://tinyurl.com/bdetbkp3
Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 03:10 PM (NpAcC)
........

Did they check the kitchen at China Buffet?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: wth at August 28, 2023 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

310 Sometime in months to come on a day of important elsewhere they will announce the dead count.

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 03:33 PM (MOY79)

311 I think 'missing' just means: couldn't find the corpse or ID it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 28, 2023 03:33 PM (xcxpd)

312 Really nice pool bar too

Posted by: FEMA quick response team at August 28, 2023 03:31 PM (2k/G/)

"And with so few tourists, the hookers are working cheaper...and they take our government credit cards!"

Posted by: FEMA quick response team management at August 28, 2023 03:33 PM (lQONO)

313 I wouldn't even be surprised if this "missing" number is a rough count of the number of children abducted by "government" "officials" the day before the fire to go live on some other island.

Quick. Somebody check out flight manifests for where all the Good People are partying these days now that St. Thomas is off the menu.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2023 03:33 PM (/EuRN)

314 It's stunningly jarring to have a president with deep empathy and substantial leadership skills follow one who utterly lacked both qualities. The false narrative about Biden's response to the Maui disaster, which some in the media perpetuate because of ineptitude or bias (or both), makes the president's challenging job all the more daunting. Biden and his exceptionally strong team are up to the task.

Posted by: Democrat On Substack at August 28, 2023 03:33 PM (/BBNv)

315 298 See also Chinese ferry accident. "stay in your cabin, everything is fine".
Posted by: DOYLE

Korean (I think you mean.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:33 PM (su8Oy)

316 Not to justify what's going on, but once upon a time I did some travel as part of government business. Every location has set per diem rates separately for hotel and meals. The hotels know these rates and offer "government rates" at exactly that number.

And some of those hotels are really nice hotels. If you nose around a little, you can find some amazing places at the government per diem rate.

Another issue is that the "fancy" side of the island is where all of the hotels ARE. Whatever inventory there might otherwise be is probably already filled with those displaced by the fires.

There's a lot of crap going on that needs to be criticized, I'm just not sure this is the best target for criticism right now.

Posted by: can of spam at August 28, 2023 03:33 PM (7oNMO)

317 it's a holiday weekend

they'll announce that these people are dead at 4pm ET on Friday.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 28, 2023 03:29 PM (AcWfM)

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Maui will be the Afghanistan of Hunter Biden laptops.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 28, 2023 03:34 PM (6feNx)

318 Did they check the kitchen at China Buffet?

I denounce myself.
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2023 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

That's why you leave after four howah...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 28, 2023 03:34 PM (ufFY8)

319 You got official registration of who lives where. You got a list of people you've accounted for.... FUCKING SUBTRACT THEM! IT'S TWO BASTARDING NUMBERS YOU DOZY TWATS!
Posted by: Warai-otoko


"Registered voters list, minus the known survivors..... there are 93,000 people still missing."

Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2023 03:34 PM (9jLLj)

320 Biden photographed touching a kid. Again.

https://is.gd/8VeLsq
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:12 PM (R38qh)
......

He's lucky she didn't stick him.

Posted by: wth at August 28, 2023 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

321 I think 'missing' just means: couldn't find the corpse or ID it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 28, 2023 03:33 PM (xcxpd)
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Ya can't ID ash.

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:35 PM (krQz2)

322 World Population Review: Lahaina, Hawaii Population 2023
9,118

Lahaina Demographics - According to the most recent ACS, the racial composition of Lahaina was:

Asian: 34.77%
White: 27.86%
Two or more races: 24.71%
Native Hawaiian or Pacific Islander: 10.48%
Other race: 1.96%
Black or African American: 0.11%
Native American: 0.11%

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at August 28, 2023 03:35 PM (GshMh)

323 Err, say what now?

2:50 p.m.: A search of an image released by campus police matches the profile of Tailei Qi, a UNC graduate student. A UNC website notes Qi previously attended Louisiana State University and Wuhan University.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 03:35 PM (IG4Id)

324 I'm telling you people. The wire story is made up bullcrap to cover for climate activist arson.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
==

BINGO and government fucking up everything. The power company there came out and said they had powered down their lines. Who knows?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 28, 2023 03:35 PM (17s+e)

325 It's stunningly jarring to have a president with deep empathy and substantial leadership skills follow one who utterly lacked both qualities. The false narrative about Biden's response to the Maui disaster, which some in the media perpetuate because of ineptitude or bias (or both), makes the president's challenging job all the more daunting. Biden and his exceptionally strong team are up to the task.
Posted by: Democrat On Substack at August 28, 2023 03:33 PM (/BBNv)
++++
Well done if it's parody.

Depressingly typical if it's not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

326 My cynical suspicious mind DOES gravitate towards arson vis a vis Maui…

Posted by: tubal at August 28, 2023 03:35 PM (PCK5/)

327 You been here over a howa. You go now!

Posted by: Armed Asian trying to clear the Student Lounge at August 28, 2023 03:36 PM (cCxiu)

328 I read somewhere that there were approximately 3000 school aged kids in the Lahaina public school system and only about 700 or so have been re-enrolled in other public schools on the island.
_________

Clearly, truancy is a rampant problem and the White House remains committed to education for all.

Therefore, the White House will direct the DOJ to hand out detention notes to all those children who are not in school.

Only those children who undergoing teacher-initiated gender affirming surgery will be excused.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at August 28, 2023 03:36 PM (lf83v)

329 Biden and his exceptionally strong team are up to the task.
Posted by: Democrat On Substack

It's absolutely not a parody.

Posted by: Democrats On Substack at August 28, 2023 03:36 PM (/BBNv)

330 See also Chinese ferry accident. "stay in your cabin, everything is fine".
Posted by: DOYLE


Korea.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 03:37 PM (IG4Id)

331 World Population Review: Lahaina, Hawaii Population 2023
9,118

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at August 28, 2023 03:35 PM (GshMh)
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How many were hiding behind the couch, snickering as the census guy passed?

I understand they're quite the tricksters over in Maui.

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:37 PM (krQz2)

332 You got official registration of who lives where. You got a list of people you've accounted for.... FUCKING SUBTRACT THEM! IT'S TWO BASTARDING NUMBERS YOU DOZY TWATS!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

See, this is the sort of internalized white supremacy that is inherent in all aspects of American life. Luckily FEMA is fighting back against this violent racism.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 28, 2023 03:37 PM (fKIdX)

333 Jesus. Forget search and rescue, food and water relief, shelter, cleanup or identification of remains. The REAL priority is MUH CRITICUL RAYSE THEEREE.

Posted by: Drop these fuckers into Kilauea at August 28, 2023 03:37 PM (fhX0j)

334 329 Biden and his exceptionally strong team are up to the task.
Posted by: Democrat On Substack

It's absolutely not a parody.
Posted by: Democrats On Substack at August 28, 2023 03:36 PM (/BBNv)

This is why we can't have nice things.. Or win an election

Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2023 03:37 PM (bs+z0)

335 307 I spent a couple days at the Four Seasons in Maui. It's lovely, picture postcard perfect. Great beach there too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 28, 2023 03:29 PM (xcxpd)

And excellent food.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 28, 2023 03:31 PM (BdMk6)

Very true. Good food all over Maui, actually.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 28, 2023 03:37 PM (xcxpd)

336 You got official registration of who lives where. You got a list of people you've accounted for.... FUCKING SUBTRACT THEM! IT'S TWO BASTARDING NUMBERS YOU DOZY TWATS!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

"Registered voters list, minus the known survivors..... there are 93,000 people still missing."
Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2023 03:34 PM (9jLLj)

Not sure what's going on here, in terms of conversation, I just got here.

My assumption has been to question whether they really don't know, because they know the actual number is going to be horrible, so nobody wants to be the bearer of the news.

Or... if there are lots of homeless people in the area, they truly don't have a clue who was or wasn't there.

Either way, I have a hard time believing America won't be furious as these people for how they handled ALL of this.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2023 03:38 PM (dGCAG)

337 I read somewhere that there were approximately 3000 school aged kids in the Lahaina public school system and only about 700 or so have been re-enrolled in other public schools on the island
—-

Maybe with all the shit going on, kids were not enrolled? Many families probably left as well.

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:38 PM (ZEbnh)

338 There is not a single shred of evidence that 1100 people died!

Posted by: @ Ro Khanna at August 28, 2023 03:38 PM (Sv58p)

339 How hard is it to get a reasonable count of people in Lahaina and the number unaccounted for? You have all manner of records available. You have school records for kids. You have SS records for the retired. You have welfare and disability records. There's social media. You have medical records. You have a phone book. You should be able to get within 10% easily. That gives you a list of people. Considering the geographic limitations, how hard is it to ask everyone from the area to call a number, report themselves alive and any minors. Also have them report people they are missing. If it takes more than a week you are incapable of doing your job.
Posted by: WOPR at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (WFJRS)

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You got it, they are incapable of doing their job. They think their job is just to be paid for doing nothing.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 28, 2023 03:38 PM (3JfbU)

340 The U.S. Federal Government officially hates white people. Soon federal officials will enforce their oppression with extreme, extraordinary violence.

Oh yeah, it's gonna get VERY much worse from here.

Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says It's Gonna Get Worse at August 28, 2023 03:38 PM (PWI4f)

341
"Room service? Where the hell is my lobster?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2023 03:38 PM (MoZTd)

342 282 So, I've been to Maui. Loved Lahaina.
This is an island and not very big. How in the world can they still have so many missing if the 'gov't' is 'helping'?

Dust in the wi-ind.
All they are is dust in the wind.
Posted by: Kansas at August 28, 2023 03:27 PM

IT'S NOT FUNNY, BECAUSE HE'S IMPLYING ALL THE MISSING PEOPLE BURNED TO ASH AND BLEW AWAY. TOO SOON.

IT IS FUNNY THE SONG WAS SONG BY KANSAS, THOUGH, BECAUSE IT'S A DIFFERENT STATE THAN HAWAII.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 28, 2023 03:39 PM (JCZqz)

343 332 You got official registration of who lives where. You got a list of people you've accounted for.... FUCKING SUBTRACT THEM! IT'S TWO BASTARDING NUMBERS YOU DOZY TWATS!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

See, this is the sort of internalized white supremacy that is inherent in all aspects of American life. Luckily FEMA is fighting back against this violent racism.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 28, 2023 03:37 PM (fKIdX)

Exactly. Math is merely a tool of white supremacist oppression.

Posted by: Addition and subtraction be racist AF, yo at August 28, 2023 03:39 PM (fhX0j)

344 While I am on my wire rant,....

It came out this week that a new suspect in the Nordstream blowup is a "team of Ukrainians operating out of Poland."

I hope you all recall that I said it was Poland from day one. We are getting closer to the truth. I still say that we will find out the Poles did it with the Ukes. (Or the Ukes did it with Pole support, but the Poles were critical in supplying base, technology, and intelligence.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:39 PM (su8Oy)

345 Photo of the Oriental shooter up at Fux News [on TV that is] right now.

Just passing by and thought I'd mention it.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 28, 2023 03:40 PM (krqg6)

346 Biden photographed touching a kid. Again.

https://is.gd/8VeLsq
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:12 PM (R38qh)
......

He's lucky she didn't stick him.
Posted by: wth
_____________

She should have gone Spicoli on him. He even looks like Mr. Hand.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2023 03:40 PM (Dm8we)

347 but the Poles were critical in supplying base, technology, and intelligence.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:39 PM (su8Oy)

Yet it takes a bunch to screw in a light bulb

Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2023 03:40 PM (bs+z0)

348 287 The extraordinary thing about thee U. S. We went right back to a great relationship with England after we won our freedom.
Posted by: Dandalo
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*cough* *cough* 1812
Posted by: Hillary
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It got pretty touchy during the Oregon border dispute.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2023 03:28 PM (Dm8we)


Fifty-four Forty or Fight!

Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2023 03:40 PM (AMIL/)

349 Where's Sarah Marshall? I want to find her.

Posted by: FEMA quick response team at August 28, 2023 03:40 PM (2k/G/)

350 I hope you all recall that I said it was Poland from day one.
_________

I guess you never heard about the guy in the Polish mafia who was sent to blow a car.

He burnt his lips on the tailpipe.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2023 03:40 PM (lf83v)

351 You got it, they are incapable of doing their job. They think their job is just to be paid for doing nothing.

Posted by: President Select Decaf
===

We wish they did nothing but they are a subtractive effect in all they touch. Sometimes a huge subtractive effect, sometimes only a medium subtractive effect but always subtractive.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 28, 2023 03:40 PM (17s+e)

352 Wait... Polish Intelligence?

Posted by: 6th Grade Truck Monkey at August 28, 2023 03:40 PM (flINI)

353 340 The U.S. Federal Government officially hates white people. Soon federal officials will enforce their oppression with extreme, extraordinary violence.

Oh yeah, it's gonna get VERY much worse from here.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says It's Gonna Get Worse at August 28, 2023 03:38 PM

Soon....

Posted by: Yugoslavian-style breakup and Balkanization into ethno-states at August 28, 2023 03:41 PM (JCZqz)

354 1000 Maui residents went off to live on a farm, where they'll get to play in the sun with all the other Maui residents!

They're happier there. Trust us.

Posted by: The Government at August 28, 2023 03:42 PM (krQz2)

355 Wait... Polish Intelligence?
__________

Like jumbo shrimp.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2023 03:42 PM (lf83v)

356 The sad part is, that stupid mayor and the rest of his incompetent administration will likely be re-elected.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 28, 2023 03:42 PM (YRsIm)

357 I'll tell you why so many people are unaccounted for: the government is lying, bc it's worse than we imagine.
Posted by: PJ at August 28, 2023 03:03 PM (G1dq6)

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Declaring people missing gives the illusion that they could still be alive, that there is hope.

My simple challenge is, where are the names of the missing? Publish them, I dare you.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 28, 2023 03:42 PM (3JfbU)

358 Lunchtime, finally. Busy afternoon.

Spicy ramen and a side of kimchi.

Don't worry, I am not in an office with other people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 03:42 PM (t0OGg)

359 340 The U.S. Federal Government officially hates white people. Soon federal officials will enforce their oppression with extreme, extraordinary violence. Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says It's Gonna Get Worse at August 28, 2023 03:38 PM

Though, oddly, many at the very tiptop ARE White people.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at August 28, 2023 03:42 PM (GshMh)

360
Wait... Polish Intelligence?
Posted by: 6th Grade Truck Monkey at August 28, 2023 03:40 PM (flINI)

__________

They acquired an Enigma machine for the Brits. Don't underestimate them. If I had Germans on one side and Russkis on the other, I'd have a robust intelligence system.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2023 03:42 PM (MoZTd)

361 #56 Jim:
And if the homeowner perished with their house, both being reduced to but dust and ash, then who'll make the insurance claim on the property? The life insurance?

What's "butt dust?"

Posted by: Fetterman's lump at August 28, 2023 03:43 PM (BvjxK)

362 Wait... Polish Intelligence?
__________

Like jumbo shrimp.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2023 03:42 PM (lf83v)

***

Calm down fellas

Posted by: Oxy Moron at August 28, 2023 03:43 PM (flINI)

363 This is why we can't have nice things.. Or win an election
Posted by: It's me donna'

This Administration does so much and accomplishes so much, but day after day, month after month, for years we are constantly and consistently out-messaged. This has been and remains our biggest weakness, when in fact the actions are and should be our biggest strength. It is all about communication.

Posted by: Democrats On Substack at August 28, 2023 03:43 PM (/BBNv)

364 I am thinking, now, about a breakup of the US into autonomous regions… trying to envision the downsides…

Posted by: tubal at August 28, 2023 03:43 PM (PCK5/)

365
1000 Maui residents went off to live on a farm, where they'll get to play in the sun with all the other Maui residents!

__________

They fled to Alabama and were lynched.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2023 03:43 PM (MoZTd)

366
Donna,
Adirondack Patriot
6th Grade Truck Monkey

I expect better from you. Poland #1

The Poles are the ones who cracked enigma and handed it to the Brits when they were about to be overrun by the Germans. They deserve better from us.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:43 PM (su8Oy)

367 357 I'll tell you why so many people are unaccounted for: the government is lying, bc it's worse than we imagine.
Posted by: PJ at August 28, 2023 03:03 PM (G1dq6)
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I completely concur. They knew how many died within a couple of hours. My guess we will find out that around 20% of Lahaina died very quickly.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 03:44 PM (DmtxH)

368 Hey listen up FAT!! 1000 Maui residents went on my intercontinental train over to India.

Posted by: Joedolph Biden at August 28, 2023 03:44 PM (17s+e)

369 There were several Enigma machines that came into allies' possession, no?

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 03:44 PM (idBr5)

370 There is a You Tube video that claims bodies are washing up on a nearby island. People went into the ocean to escape the fire and were washed out to sea. No confirmation on it anywhere.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2023 03:44 PM (ouTlx)

371 I am thinking, now, about a breakup of the US into autonomous regions… trying to envision the downsides…
Posted by: tubal at August 28, 2023 03:43 PM (PCK5/)

I have a few thoughts along those lines . . .

Posted by: Dennis, Constitutional Peasant at August 28, 2023 03:44 PM (4I/2K)

372
She should have gone Spicoli on him. He even looks like Mr. Hand.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2023 03:40 PM (Dm8we)



Call him a dick or order a pizza?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

373 Hey listen up FAT!! 1000 Maui residents went on my intercontinental train over to India.
Posted by: Joedolph Biden at August 28, 2023 03:44 PM (17s+e)
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Oy. I had forgotten about the train to the Indian Ocean.

Oof.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 03:44 PM (t0OGg)

374 364 I am thinking, now, about a breakup of the US into autonomous regions… trying to envision the downsides…
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Can we deport Yankees living in the South back to Yankee Land?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 03:44 PM (DmtxH)

375 I had a weird experience this morning.

At 0430 hours, something hit one of the windows in my house. It was loud enough to wake everyone up.

I peeked out a few windows and saw nothing. This morning, I inspected the windows and found no marks. I also found nothing below the windows that look out of place.

Weird.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:45 PM (R38qh)

376 I want to know what helping communities equitably adapt... to a natural disaster.

Explain it to me like I'm 5. This is the full employment act for stupid people. They need government jobs too.

I'm in the wrong line of work. I used to think I should have been a fireman. Now I think I need to make up my own nonexistent problem and sell the cure. What a racket.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2023 03:45 PM (ocULy)

377 "With 1,100+ People Still Missing in Hawaii, the Federal Emergency Mangement Agency Focuses on the One Emergecy That Really Matters: "Trainings" About the Threat of "White Supremacy" "


A crisis for you is not necessarily a crisis for us.
- Government bureaucracies around the world, since forever

Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2023 03:45 PM (AMIL/)

378 Good news: The awesome equestrian statue of Stonewall is still standing.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Lucky horse.

Posted by: Traveler plaque, removed because 'racist' at August 28, 2023 03:45 PM (yMEwp)

379
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 28, 2023 03:29 PM (vCXKu)

++++++++++++++

Finally, I saw footage of some white gay guys shuffling out of a store somewhere in L.A. loaded with loot. It was actually funny, big soft bellies and chicken legs, desperately in need of a Classic Tee makeover, "hastening" to the getaway cars in their own inimitable way. It could be a movie.

But it made me wonder, wouldn't it be fun if rich white women got in? I mean, why shouldn't the actual consumers of luxury bags start theft gangs and keep the loot for themselves? Wynona Ryder was ahead of her time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 03:45 PM (lCaJd)

380
Can we deport Yankees living in the South back to Yankee Land?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 03:44 PM (DmtxH)

_________

Steady on there. We're not all like that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2023 03:46 PM (MoZTd)

381 I peeked out a few windows and saw nothing. This morning, I inspected the windows and found no marks. I also found nothing below the windows that look out of place.

Weird.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:45 PM (R38qh)

Random hail ball? It melted between 4:30 and when you got up?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 28, 2023 03:46 PM (fKIdX)

382
At 0430 hours, something hit one of the windows in my house. It was loud enough to wake everyone up.

I peeked out a few windows and saw nothing. This morning, I inspected the windows and found no marks. I also found nothing below the windows that look out of place.

Weird.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:45 PM (R38qh

One of Ace's bats, big sucker.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2023 03:46 PM (ocULy)

383
*plop*

Here's a couple of cases of MREs, some blankets and cots, and a GP Medium, cocksuckers.

Now get to work.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2023 03:46 PM (n+4am)

384 There is not a single shred of evidence that 1100 people died!
Posted by: @ Ro Khanna at August 28, 2023 03:38 PM (Sv58p)

If I recall correctly, on 9/11 the early estimates were possibly as many as 20,000 people in the buildings when they came down.

Then it quickly got revised downward, and continued to go down over the next few days/weeks. By the time they were pulling the last of the bodies out that they could find, they had a very good idea what the number was.

I don't imagine this could be harder to do than that.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2023 03:46 PM (dGCAG)

385 Having the FEMA-ites stay in Waillea-Makena makes sense, the other options are Kaanapai (on the other side of the fire) or Kehei (which is Condos and Timeshares). There aren't a ton of non-tourist housing options on Maui.

I read the schools are missing ~2,000 children over and above the ~1,000 missing in town so we are looking at more deaths than the 9/11 attacks caused by government incompetence.

Posted by: Rick T at August 28, 2023 03:46 PM (xeXUW)

386 I expect better from you. Poland #1
___________

I'm just reverting to the classic 1970 Polish jokes.

My first ancestor to America came from Poland when it was under Catharine the Great.

Oh, and Marie Curie came from Poland before moving to France. No intellectual slouch.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2023 03:46 PM (lf83v)

387 UNC website notes Qi previously attended Louisiana State University and WUHAN UNIVERSITY.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Because of course he did

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 03:46 PM (tQL7r)

388 A Chinese White Supremacist has shot up UNC. Details on how bad white people are to saturate our broadcasts for the next 5 days.

Posted by: CNN at August 28, 2023 03:46 PM (17s+e)

389 I am thinking, now, about a breakup of the US into autonomous regions… trying to envision the downsides…
Posted by: tubal
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That would make things much easier.

Posted by: The Chinese at August 28, 2023 03:46 PM (yMEwp)

390 You got official registration of who lives where. You got a list of people you've accounted for.... FUCKING SUBTRACT THEM! IT'S TWO BASTARDING NUMBERS YOU DOZY TWATS!
----
We live in a dystopia where the list of who made mean tweets is more current than the list of residents.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2023 03:47 PM (Aj9wt)

391 The Poles are rugged and brave people.

A Pole is a man born with a sword in one hand and a brick in the other.

They most likely saved western Europe from the Muslims at the battle of Vienna. The Winged Husssars lead by Jan Sobieski charged of the hills and routed the Muslims

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 28, 2023 03:47 PM (NtVYv)

392 Blue on Blue pr0n…

Hawaii Electric is blaming Maui County for the fuckups. Stock popped 40% today.

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:47 PM (ZEbnh)

393 Can we deport Yankees living in the South back to Yankee Land?
_________

They asked the same question in 1865.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2023 03:47 PM (lf83v)

394 Yeah, it can and will be done.

I doubt it's going to get done very quickly, though.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2023 03:20 PM (e6UQI)

I disagree. The area is so localized, it would not take long at all. Just life insurance you could get a list in a few days. You know who sells it. You ask them to provide a list of all open policies for people in that location. You would have virtually everyone within a week. This is not somewhere in the continental US, with 100,000 people. Getting a count of dead and missing within about 50 people should be quick.

Posted by: WOPR at August 28, 2023 03:47 PM (WFJRS)

395 Yeah, we're so supreme that we've wiped out all non-white influences from our culture, language, entertainment, they can't hold political office, are excluded from law enforcement, we don't tolerate their non-whiteness in sports and there's no way for a non-white to become wealthy. I was told this at the monthly supremacy meetings where we revel in how whiteness rules the USA and we keep those coloreds down.

Posted by: rechill at August 28, 2023 03:47 PM (Q1LXu)

396 Wait... wasn't there a UNC researcher hooked into the Covid bug?

Posted by: The Chinese at August 28, 2023 03:48 PM (yMEwp)

397 I suspect that, in many cases, everyone is dead, even the relations and friends who may have filed a missing person report. All burned up, nothing remains, not even bones or teeth.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 03:48 PM (MeG8a)

398 Repeat, please!

Posted by: Polish 303 Squadron, Battle of Britain at August 28, 2023 03:48 PM (4I/2K)

399 Hawaii is like a trip down memory lane for the Feds, destroying indigenous people for fun and profit. White supremacy indeed.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 28, 2023 03:48 PM (oWBc3)

400 > Random hail ball? It melted between 4:30 and when you got up?

Maybe? I'm thinking a bird somehow got confused, hit the window, then flew away.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:48 PM (R38qh)

401 I'm just reverting to the classic 1970 Polish jokes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

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Yeah, and I'm OD on coffee right now. I didn't mean to be so scolding.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:48 PM (su8Oy)

402 388 A Chinese White Supremacist has shot up UNC. Details on how bad white people are to saturate our broadcasts for the next 5 days.
Posted by: CNN at August 28, 2023 03:46 PM (17s+e)

It'll be dropped like a hot potato and they will go back to their round the clock coverage of an white supremacist who killed 3 black people...Of course he was batty

Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2023 03:48 PM (bs+z0)

403 Having the FEMA-ites stay in Waillea-Makena makes sense, the other options are Kaanapai (on the other side of the fire) or Kehei (which is Condos and Timeshares). There aren't a ton of non-tourist housing options on Maui.

I read the schools are missing ~2,000 children over and above the ~1,000 missing in town so we are looking at more deaths than the 9/11 attacks caused by government incompetence.

Posted by: Rick T at August 28, 2023 03:46 PM (xeXUW)

More than likely you will find the FEMA types hanging out on Little Makena nude beach.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (CjHGv)

404 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2023 03:46 PM (lf83v)

***

I was just reverting to my sixth grade self... who thought poishe jokes were the funniest things ever uttered

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (flINI)

405 * we can't do Polish jokes no more?? I

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (idBr5)

406 Repeat, please!
Posted by: Polish 303 Squadron,
_________

LOL. GREAT movie.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (lf83v)

407
She should have gone Spicoli on him. He even looks like Mr. Hand.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2023 03:40 PM (Dm8we)


Call him a dick or order a pizza?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)




We used to order up dick pizzas when I was on the hoops team at Punahou...

Posted by: Chocolate Fonzie at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (n+4am)

408 > One of Ace's bats, big sucker.

Ace has trained bats? Lord help us!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (R38qh)

409 I peeked out a few windows and saw nothing. This morning, I inspected the windows and found no marks. I also found nothing below the windows that look out of place.

Weird.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 03:45 PM (R38qh)
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My wife and I were caravanning back home late one night. Something dark and furry seemed to run across the front of her car and she clipped it. I could see some dark shape hit her car.

My son and I stopped the car to look for an injured animal.

No blood, no animal, nothing.

Next morning, went to look at my wife's van, no marks.

A week later, that van was totaled.

The family joke has long been that a "skin walker" put a dark mark on her van.

Posted by: The Government at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (krQz2)

410 There were several Enigma machines that came into allies' possession, no?
Posted by: runner


I think the Poles got the first one and handed it over to the Brits who then declare a triumph by their own doing. That Bandersnatch Cumberbund movie was a fraud.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (IG4Id)

411 Poles are rugged and brave people

—-

Who like the Ukes, were more than happy to help the Germans kill Jews.

Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (ZEbnh)

412 I don't imagine this could be harder to do than that.
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Maui is an island. The number one way you leave Maui is by plane/jet. Everyone leaving by plane/jet is ID'd before boarding. Boating over 80 miles to Oahu is possible but it is rarely done as a normal business. Doesn't leave many other places to look for missing people on a small island.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (fWTJL)

413 6th Grade Truck Monkey

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (krqg6)

414 --------
Yeah, and I'm OD on coffee right now. I didn't mean to be so scolding.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:48 PM (su8Oy)

No worries

Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (bs+z0)

415 Heckuva job, brownie ... or BIPOCie ... or whatever

Posted by: Andy at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (sjt8r)

416 * I guess there is always the Irish. Scottish if we must.

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 03:50 PM (idBr5)

417 Wo Fat was behind it all.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 03:50 PM (xTRSc)

418 * we can't do Polish jokes no more?? I
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (idBr5)
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You can't polish a turd.

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:50 PM (krQz2)

419 Hawaii Electric is blaming Maui County for the fuckups. Stock popped 40% today.
Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:47 PM (ZEbnh)


Wild stock price fluctuations on regulated utilities is a core principle of Bidenomics.

Posted by: spindrift at August 28, 2023 03:50 PM (y3wha)

420 I had a book as a kid, half polock jokes, flip it over the other half was italian jokes.

Even at an early age I knew a screen door on a submarine was bad news.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 28, 2023 03:50 PM (Z8Yh2)

421 Progressive Foreign Mega-Donor NOOD

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 28, 2023 03:51 PM (qPw5n)

422 I was just reverting to my sixth grade self... who thought poishe jokes were the funniest things ever uttered
_________

The reason we could make fun of the Polish is because they weren't a bunch of thin-skinned sissies then. They laughed too because they could TAKE A JOKE.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2023 03:51 PM (lf83v)

423 Kids are especially easy to track after a disaster since there are school and medical records. It should take a few days for the state to give a complete record with 90% accuracy of count.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:08 PM (su8Oy)

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They can't be doing that, they are too busy with anti-white supremacy courses.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 28, 2023 03:51 PM (3JfbU)

424 Well , if they are rugged and brave they should not mind a few jokes.

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 03:51 PM (idBr5)

425 Some of the best machinists I ever dealt with were Poles. PS your ignorance is showing

Posted by: NativeNH at August 28, 2023 03:51 PM (bg8LN)

426 353 "Yugoslavian-style breakup and Balkanization into ethno-states"

I collected a lot of firearms out of that conflict, SKS's, M48's (some with nice soldier art), M57 pistols, Yugo Mausers along with crates of ammo etc. etc.

They have been rattling around in the safe, dying to get out murmurming..

"We've been through this already! We got this! Let us out, We're tanned, rested, ready and raring to go!!!!"



Posted by: Balkan Boom Sticks at August 28, 2023 03:51 PM (cCxiu)

427 Tell me you're Slavic trolls without telling me you're a Slavic troll.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 28, 2023 03:51 PM (krqg6)

428 Making fun of white people is not only acceptable… it is sort of required now…

Posted by: tubal at August 28, 2023 03:52 PM (PCK5/)

429 There aren't a ton of non-tourist housing options on Maui.
Posted by: Rick T


They should be in tents and trailers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 03:52 PM (IG4Id)

430 The fact that Google has not released any numbers means the number is high.

Everyone over 5 has a cell phone. Big Data can track every household. I am sure Google, Meta, and others have teams and had a count within days. The fact that none of this is public is scary since it means their numbers are big.

Remember, these companies jump to work with gov. on elections, pandemics, etc. They know.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:52 PM (su8Oy)

431 I never met a Pole I didn't like

Posted by: Linda Graham at August 28, 2023 03:52 PM (us2H3)

432 Biggest football fans in America? The Feds. They thank god for September and the American version of Soma every year.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 28, 2023 03:52 PM (oWBc3)

433
Who like the Ukes, were more than happy to help the Germans kill Jews.
Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (ZEbnh)

__________

Who also have the greatest number of Righteous Among the Nations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2023 03:53 PM (MoZTd)

434 Maui is an island. The number one way you leave Maui is by plane/jet. Everyone leaving by plane/jet is ID'd before boarding. Boating over 80 miles to Oahu is possible but it is rarely done as a normal business. Doesn't leave many other places to look for missing people on a small island.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (fWTJL)

My assumption I posed above, that it might either be they don't know how many homeless people were in the area, or someone somewhere already knows this number is going to be horrifyingly high, and they want to delay releasing it.

I hope it's the former, and not the latter, really. If I had to choose.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2023 03:53 PM (dGCAG)

435 365
1000 Maui residents went off to live on a farm, where they'll get to play in the sun with all the other Maui residents!

__________

They fled to Alabama and were lynched.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2023 03:43 PM (MoZTd)


Don't be surprised if The Authorities soon label the missing, "Missing, Possibly Dead/" To keep the official death toll artificially low.

Insurance companies will be all-in. "You want the payment per the policy, sue the local authorities to force them to issue an official death certificate."

Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2023 03:53 PM (AMIL/)

436 I never met a Pole I didn't like
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Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 28, 2023 03:53 PM (lf83v)

437 They sent those school kids home to empty houses where they got burned up.

Hangin is too good for them.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 28, 2023 03:54 PM (Z8Yh2)

438 Who like the Ukes, were more than happy to help the Germans kill Jews.
Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 03:49 PM (ZEbnh)

This is true. Father in Law said that the people he feared more than the SS were the Uke guards at the camps. They terrified him. THe polish people were never very friendly to the Jews. There were a few good ones but mostly no

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 28, 2023 03:54 PM (flINI)

439 @422, this guy gets it. WASTF.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 28, 2023 03:54 PM (oWBc3)

440 Uvalde School was just a warmup for a more legendary fuck-up.

Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 03:55 PM (krQz2)

441 I've always found a lot of similarities between Poland and Ireland. Both intensely Catholic, proud peoples who had to deal with a larger, bullyish, and non-Catholic neighbor. Except that had that on two flanks. Poland is like Ireland with an England on both sides of it, and sharing land borders.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 03:56 PM (xTRSc)

442 56 At some point, those "missing" are going to have to be legally declared; "..and presumed dead."
..............

That's okay, they already voted for 2024.

Posted by: with all possible dispatch at August 28, 2023 03:56 PM (nakGR)

443 Who also have the greatest number of Righteous Among the Nations.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


What is Poland's Jewish population as of today?

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 03:57 PM (idBr5)

444 I think the Poles got the first one and handed it over to the Brits who then declare a triumph by their own doing. That Bandersnatch Cumberbund movie was a fraud.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


From what I recall, The poles cracked an early version when everyone thought it was uncrackable. They handed it to the brits who improved the machine design used to automate the decryption.

The brits also worked on each version as the Germans added wheels and a special trick of randomizing the starting point by adding a special wheel.

The US got the tech from the brits, and built high speed decoders to help in the effort, but the brains for most of the war was in Beckley park

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 03:57 PM (su8Oy)

445 nood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 03:57 PM (IG4Id)

446 Does FEMA hold "young, black men are many times more likely to rob or murder you than any other demographic category" employee trainings, too?

Why not?

Posted by: Tar Bae at August 28, 2023 03:58 PM (uR4Tu)

447 One stabbed as hundreds of young people brawl at Emeryville mall
https://tinyurl.com/jr3u8m82
What started as a group of young people causing a disturbance in an Emeryville store late Sunday afternoon turned into what police called "civil unrest," during which one person was stabbed and gunshots were reported.
Emeryville police had to call for reinforcements from neighboring law enforcement agencies during the four-hour incident involving hundreds of young people fighting.

Brawl among teens creates disturbance at Del Amo Fashion Center mall in Torrance
https://tinyurl.com/tzzdm3cw
A large police presence responded after a massive disturbance related to a brawl among teenagers.
Video posted to social media showed dozens, possibly hundreds, of teens and young adults running around the mall, with multiple fights occurring in groups as they moved around.
They say there may have been as many as 1,000 juveniles at the mall.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 28, 2023 03:29 PM (vCXKu)
_________________

Savor the diversity! Btw, Emeryville is ... uh ... very diverse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2023 03:58 PM (nEndu)

448 Matt Walsh has noticed that the woman in charge of FEMA is one of the same FEMA people who decided to send covid patients into senior nursing homes. And the Chief of police is the guy who managed the Mandalay Bay massacre.
There's your white supremacy.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 03:58 PM (MeG8a)

449 244 White supremacy is an emergency.

note to self: declare a white supremacy emergency if the climate emergency thing doesn't work out

Posted by: paste eatin' joe at August 28, 2023 04:01 PM (v3pYe)

450 The Feds kidnapped a bunch of Maui kids to hand out to their pedo friends then burnt the place down with their space laser to cover their tracks.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 28, 2023 04:02 PM (FETwG)

451 Why should they do that training on their own time when they can get a free Hawaii vacation out of it?

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