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Quick Hits
People are making memes of a picture from the debate.
There are a lot of actual psychopaths in the world. Be careful out there. You need to keep your head on a swivel in a good old-fashioned cockfight.
A Russian scientist was following his hiking app on an amble. He followed it right off the edge of a 500 foot cliff.
A Russian scientist fell 500 feet to his demise after a hiking app led him astray in the Berchtesgadener National Park in Germany, according to The Sun. The 34-year-old scientist, identified as Dr. Dmitry Fedyanin, was directed onto an unmarked path while attempting to descend towards Gotzenalm near Koenigssee Lake, The Sun reported Tuesday, citing local police. Following the app's alleged misguidance, Dr. Fedyanin "slid down at least 150 metres (492 feet)," Upper Bavarian Police spokesman Maximilian Maier said, according to the outlet. The scientist had been reported missing until mountain rescue teams discovered his body at the base of Hoher Laafeld peak Aug. 12. "Our investigators assume that the male individual slipped in the rocky area which features some patches of grass," Maier said, The Sun reported. Officials suspect the man succumbed to head injuries sustained during the incident.Further evidence that people need to get their noses off their phone screens more. A judge has refused Arrec Baldwin's motion to toss out a civil lawsuit against him, filed by the crew of Rust.
To be fair, their lives were more endangered by the presence of Arrec Baldwin.
A New Mexico judge has rejected a bid from actor Alec Baldwin's legal team to dismiss a lawsuit from crewmembers working on "Rust" who sued the actor and the film's producers, alleging that the cast and crew had been endangered due to cost-cutting measures.
I don't understand how or why they can continue making this snuff film.
The film has faced considerable production delays and legal hurdles since the 2021 death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, whom Baldwin accidentally shot while on set.
A CNN "journalist" discovers that the right is using "verbal jiu-jitsu" to take leftwing buzzwords and mock them. He doesn't like it, no, he doesn't like it one bit!
Chief District Judge Bryan Biedscheid issued the ruling and refused to delay proceedings as well, despite claims from Baldwin's team that he would have to invoke the 5th Amendment due to fears anything he says in the civil case could be used against him in a possible criminal case, according to the Associated Press. "So what's going to happen is Mr. Baldwin is going to assert his 5th Amendment rights and the plaintiffs are not going to get any discovery in the meantime," Baldwin's attorney told the judge. Prosecutors have not indicated when they will announce charging decisions against the actor.
CNN appears unwilling to admit that Americans have grown antipathetic to certain leftist terms on account of the loathsome and/or meritless concepts they signify. Instead, to make sense of the ongoing backlash to leftist terms and concepts such as "woke," "critical race theory," and "equity," senior CNN writer John Blake has penned an article explaining why Republican "verbal jiu-jitsu" is to blame.Just so we know what we're dealing with:
Blake defined "verbal jiu-jitsu" as a "form of linguistic combat in which the practitioner takes a political phrase or concept popularized by their opponent and gradually turns into an unusable slur."Aw, Princess, we was only funnin'. Now why don't you be a good little girl and put on a nice sundress and maybe I'll take you out dancin'.
No, we're taking our opponents' stupid braindead insults and turning them around. Calling someone a "Dark MAGA Extremists" is not an "argument," dickpleaser.
An example would be the Biden administration and Democratic establishment's hostile use of the term "MAGA" as a modifier for those populist conservatives and Republicans whom they wish to mark as extremists. Blake suggested that the adoption of new terms or turns of phrase by those with differing worldviews is a means to "avoid taking opposing arguments head on and instead redirect their opponents' momentum to beat them."
Well at least he went to an objective source without any vested interest in this fight for comment.
The CNN writer presumed further that terms like "critical race theory" are radioactive, not because of their original, intended meaning, but because of their misuse. ... "Mention almost any touchstone phrase adopted by the left in recent years ... and it has been redefined or tarnished by conservatives," wrote Blake, later equating today's conservatives with the Democrats of yesteryear who supported segregation. Robin DiAngelo, the University of Washington associate professor who penned the book "White Fragility," told Blake that "diversity" and "equity" are the next terms to be tarnished by virtue of their prospective utterance by deplorables.
... Blake stressed that Democrats must get better at "jiu-jitsu" soon or risk losing the 2024 election. The CNN article was roundly ridiculed online, with some X users quipping that the so-called verbal jiu-jitsu bouts ahead may be one-sided, particularly if Democrats continue to have trouble defining terms as fundamental as "woman." Robby Starbuck suggested that Blake's article would have been better titled "Democrat policies prove unpopular when scrutinized." ... Scott Horton, director of the Libertarian Institute, attempted to capture the liberal thought process behind the CNN piece, writing, "Why is it that every word we use to describe the way we think ends up toxic to everyone else? It's the conservatives! They're cheating by reminding people what horrible, humorless scolds we are! Not fair!"Ron DeSantis told a story about a woman who had survived an abortion. The story did sound a little unbelievable -- the fetus was, according to this story, stuck in a bedpan and set aside to die. The left did not bother to find out if the story was true or not. The left, who are almost all now self-declared Professional Disinformation Experts, just immediately all declared The Meatball was making it up.
Mary Margaret OlohanThis was a perfect opportunity for the fat retard and Grooming Enabler Steve Schmidt to embarrass himself publicly yet again, and that opportunity was seized with relish:
@MaryMargOlohan Miriam "Penny" Hopper says that she did, in fact, survive an attempted abortion. "The nurse wrapped me in a face towel, placed me in a bedpan on the back porch of the clinic...""
MSNBC doing “GOP debate analysis” by having Biden’s former press secretary interviewing Biden’s former chief of staff. They agree that the winner of the night… was Biden.
— Steve Krakauer (@SteveKrak) August 24, 2023
How embarrassing for anyone who thinks MSNBC is a “news” network. pic.twitter.com/H5MCw7deY7
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 24, 2023 06:36 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 24, 2023 06:37 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: fluffy at August 24, 2023 06:37 PM (86W+h)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:37 PM (V13WU)
Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald
I’m sitting directly behind @RepMTG at the GOP presidential debate and her attention appears to be at least…. divided.
https://tinyurl.com/bdzyrse7
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 24, 2023 06:37 PM (krqg6)
https://youtu.be/vffu6FG4YP4?si=jDJusJBagSd2At7f
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 24, 2023 06:38 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: JROD at August 24, 2023 06:38 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 24, 2023 06:39 PM (xTRSc)
==
hmm, her boyfriend and his new flame in the car ??
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:39 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Msm at August 24, 2023 06:39 PM (xlag0)
Nikki Haley may have just won the #GOPDebate with that foreign policy exchange.
She has destroyed Vivek.
Emerald Robinson ✝️ @EmeraldRobinson 8h
You can’t understand the GOP’s collapse until you understand: this guy gives advice to GOP politicians FOR A LIVING.
Aug 24, 2023 · 2:09 PM UTC
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 24, 2023 06:40 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2023 06:40 PM (T4tVD)
I’m referring, of course, to Donald Trump."
---Vivek Ramaswamy's book "Nation of Victims"
Posted by: Blago at August 24, 2023 06:40 PM (OPX61)
350 Oh, no. I am so sorry that is happening to you!
Joe Germanotta, the father of the famous pop singer Lady Gaga, lives on the block and, along with McIntyre, belongs to a new residents’ association committed to ending the migrant crisis in the UWS [upper west side of Manhattan]
“The city did not think this through,” Germanotta told National Review. “And we’re all suffering. They dropped 500 people into the neighborhood that have no code of conduct.”
“We’re probably 18 months away from looking like San Francisco.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2023 06:40 PM (geenm)
But you can't go blind following it
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2023 06:41 PM (MOY79)
that didn't occur to me. I was thinking just normal road rage, like he honked his horn at her when she made a violent lane-change.
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:41 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 24, 2023 06:41 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2023 06:41 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 24, 2023 06:41 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 24, 2023 06:41 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:41 PM (V13WU)
i'm embarrassed to say I had a hell of a time with it a week ago, when I could not figure out which way it wanted me to turn. In fairness, the sun was high in the sky.
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:41 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2023 06:42 PM (geenm)
OMG, fell off my chair laughing.
Posted by: PJ at August 24, 2023 06:42 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 24, 2023 06:42 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: JROD at August 24, 2023 06:42 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:42 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 06:43 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:41 PM (KRtlO)
it's how methodical she is about it ...nuance[/]
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bolly Would at August 24, 2023 06:43 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 24, 2023 06:44 PM (xTRSc)
Nikki Haley may have just won the #GOPDebate with that foreign policy exchange.
She has destroyed Vivek.
I don't really like Vivek, but literally no one watched the debate and thought this.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 24, 2023 06:44 PM (m9hmt)
"Yeah. He "fell". Heh, heh. Hic!"
Posted by: Roy at August 24, 2023 06:44 PM (rqgpJ)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 24, 2023 06:44 PM (krqg6)
Leftists aren't already good enough at torturing language for ideological purposes?
Posted by: She Prescribed For gp To Attempt It Simply at August 24, 2023 06:44 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 24, 2023 06:45 PM (Q4IgG)
A Russian scientist fell 500 feet to his demise after a hiking app led him astray in the Berchtesgadener National Park in Germany, according to The Sun.
I gave up on navigation apps when it said, "Make the next legal U-turn." When I did, the next instruction was, "Make the next legal U-turn." Plus the time when it said, "Your destination is on the right," and it was some big, open field.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2023 06:45 PM (MoZTd)
I don't even understand how someone could like him. I disliked him even a year ago when he was nominally on my side about wokeness. He kept coming out with stuff that seemed grifter-ish to me. "Help me fight wokeness by investing in my non-woke mutual fund" and crap like that.
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:45 PM (KRtlO)
So, I’m going to work one day, and there’s 25 mopeds,” she recalled. “No license plates.”
When McIntyre called the NYPD precinct to clarify the rules for motor vehicles, police confirmed that these mopeds were not registered or insured and confiscated them.
“But as fast as the police are scooping them up, they’re getting them back or they’re buying more,” she said.
The migrants don’t appear to be asylum-seekers, she said, as they’re coming with brand new clothes, luggage, and cash.
“From what you see on TV, this is not the same group,” she said. “These people did not come through the jungles of wherever. As soon as they got here, they’re buying mopeds.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2023 06:46 PM (geenm)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 24, 2023 06:45 PM (Q4IgG)
Oof. That joke Bomb-ayed.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 24, 2023 06:46 PM (m9hmt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 24, 2023 06:46 PM (xTRSc)
ace, you boomer POS, stop using that INSULT that gives the Liberals the Sadz!!@!?
*hits ace on head with a SBUX napkin *
Posted by: kallisto , reviving a meme from earlier today at August 24, 2023 06:47 PM (KkNOy)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:47 PM (V13WU)
OMG, fell off my chair laughing.
Posted by: PJ at August 24, 2023 06:42 PM (G1dq6)
Yup, goll dang, that was a good one!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 24, 2023 06:47 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2023 06:48 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:48 PM (V13WU)
*hits ace on head with a SBUX napkin *
Posted by: kallisto , reviving a meme from earlier today at August 24, 2023 06:47 PM (KkNOy)
Ace is a boomer?! I thought he was only 29!
Posted by: Dr. T at August 24, 2023 06:48 PM (m9hmt)
has any Moron noticed...
The word "Groomer" rhymes with "Boomer"!
I suspect boomer verbal jiu-jitsu is being perpetrated
Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2023 06:49 PM (KkNOy)
I'm still not sold on the whole concept of Tween Political Advocates.
I remember some kid from several years ago who was supposed to be an up and coming comservative guy. He turned left.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2023 06:50 PM (63Dwl)
Haley:. I'm not a Karen and how DARE you suggest that I am. Where's your manager!?!!
Posted by: Just Lily at August 24, 2023 06:50 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2023 06:50 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 24, 2023 06:51 PM (BqPUE)
Posted by: JROD at August 24, 2023 06:51 PM (IlL6s)
---
You can tell that icky conservative rhetoric like "groomer" is so awful and cringe that they have to furiously freak out about the right starting to exercise one-tenth of the verbal warfare that the left uses.
Paging Jeff Goldstein...
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 24, 2023 06:51 PM (S7JkI)
I remember that. I took a pass on that one.
I do like this girl for making fun of Greta Tardberg.
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:51 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:47 PM (V13WU)
$20 says some of it rhymes with Moros.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 24, 2023 06:51 PM (m9hmt)
he's Gen X
but *some* oeople here haven't yet figured out that Gen X is also The Enemy
Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2023 06:51 PM (KkNOy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 24, 2023 06:51 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
He learned early: you go where the money is. And there is still money to be made in the "former republican..." punditry.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2023 06:52 PM (geenm)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:48 PM (V13WU)
More like "Nikki" "Haley" is !Jeb with smaller boobs.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 24, 2023 06:52 PM (KSNKu)
i think it's simpler than that: Kids are stupid and we shouldn't listen to them.
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:52 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: pookysgirl loves babies at August 24, 2023 06:52 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:53 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 24, 2023 06:53 PM (2graF)
Why? because it sounds pointless.
although it occurs to me that I should be making comments like this on my home account.
Oh well. I am old.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 24, 2023 06:53 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: She Prescribed For gp To Attempt It Simply at August 24, 2023 06:53 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:52 PM (KRtlO)
Memorize this rule and you'll go far in life.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 24, 2023 06:53 PM (m9hmt)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:45 PM (KRtlO)
===
1. Doesn't need your money, has enough
2. Is bright
3. Speaks English well
4. Seems to embrace conservative values
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 24, 2023 06:54 PM (RIvkX)
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Yeah, let's not.
I remember that one black tween "conservative" who became a rabid leftist once he became of age. The whole Turning Point Jr Conservative Corp is not great. I don't want to hear your political opinion, left or right, until you're about 30 and are at least responsible for your own living, better yet if you have a family.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 24, 2023 06:54 PM (S7JkI)
i think it's simpler than that: Kids are stupid and we shouldn't listen to them.
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:52 PM (KRtlO)
Exactly, but Greata is older than Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 24, 2023 06:54 PM (KSNKu)
Governor Christie: Bring me a Bucket !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at August 24, 2023 06:54 PM (9e2kV)
Posted by: fluffy at August 24, 2023 06:54 PM (86W+h)
Posted by: Roy at August 24, 2023 06:54 PM (rqgpJ)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:55 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2023 06:55 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2023 06:55 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: the dandy at August 24, 2023 06:55 PM (MvI35)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 24, 2023 06:55 PM (QgUWg)
2. Is bright
3. Speaks English well
4. Seems to embrace conservative values
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I feel like he's a hustler telling me what I want to hear.
I already have Doomcock, I don't need another one.
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:56 PM (KRtlO)
Using his connections and his confidence, Mr. Ramaswamy assembled a star-studded, bipartisan advisory board. A friend from Harvard helped him recruit Democrats, including Ms. Sebelius; Tom Daschle, a former Senate majority leader; and Donald M. Berwick, a former administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services.
The Republicans included former Senator Olympia Snowe of Maine and Mark McClellan, a prominent former health regulator."
mkay
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:56 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:55 PM (KRtlO)
With Asa Hutchinson.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 24, 2023 06:56 PM (m9hmt)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 06:56 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 24, 2023 06:56 PM (S7JkI)
Couldn't have tracked his location via that app like they did the sub commander.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 24, 2023 06:57 PM (JIfxQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 24, 2023 06:57 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2023 06:57 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 24, 2023 06:57 PM (aBJcM)
he's Gen X
but *some* oeople here haven't yet figured out that Gen X is also The Enemy
Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2023 06:51 PM (KkNOy)
I am Gen X. But I hate the "OK Boomer" bullshit. So much of this is generated by the internet. But, I am okay with being The Enemy.
For the record, my parents were not boomers either. Both were born when WWII was gearing up.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 24, 2023 06:58 PM (T/Lqj)
The Republicans included former Senator Olympia Snowe of Maine and Mark McClellan, a prominent former health regulator."
mkay
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:56 PM (V13WU)
Gee, with a record like that, where do I go to donate?!
Posted by: Dr. T at August 24, 2023 06:58 PM (m9hmt)
Why? because it sounds pointless.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
___________
My rule of thumb - any meeting involving more than three people results in nothing.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 24, 2023 06:58 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2023 06:58 PM (MOY79)
how does one "get tired" of Heaven?
Posted by: Steve Schmidt at August 24, 2023 06:58 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2023 06:57 PM (J47y1)
"Tired"?
Posted by: David French at August 24, 2023 06:59 PM (m9hmt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2023 06:59 PM (NpWq6)
_________________________
Now that's just RETARDED!!! (see what I did there?)
Posted by: Orson at August 24, 2023 06:59 PM (dIske)
Posted by: ace
A Philistine like yourself does not appreciate fine art. Good day sir! (Puts ball gag on, sits in chair of shame)
Posted by: David French at August 24, 2023 06:59 PM (2graF)
My rule of thumb - any meeting involving more than three people results in nothing.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 24, 2023 06:58 PM (Dm8we)
"This PowerPoint presentation will detail the progress made on my next PowerPoint presentation. I will read all the slides."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2023 07:00 PM (MoZTd)
I was wrong
Posted by: Braenyard at August 24, 2023 07:00 PM (lCWOD)
Director of Black Voices for Trump is held in jail WITHOUT bond: Harrison Floyd becomes first MAGA ally to be booked behind bars in the Georgia election fraud case
https://tinyurl.com/4sht7bzd
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 07:00 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 24, 2023 07:00 PM (KSNKu)
___________
My rule of thumb - any meeting involving more than three people results in nothing.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 24, 2023 06:58 PM (Dm8we)
My experience with meetings: two or three people try to out-awesome the others while I sip my coffee and think about Fiji.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 24, 2023 07:01 PM (T/Lqj)
One of my hard earned land nav skills is be cautious of sudden open areas in the forest. It could be a beaver pond or a cliff.
Posted by: fluffy at August 24, 2023 07:01 PM (86W+h)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 24, 2023 07:01 PM (BqPUE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2023 07:01 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 07:01 PM (V13WU)
inside me at August 24, 2023 06:58 PM (T/Lqj)
Our generation learned how to shrug off being disfavored from an early age.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 24, 2023 07:01 PM (S7JkI)
no but I want to!
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:01 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2023 07:01 PM (J47y1)
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I love my job (not sarcasm, I really do), but today we had a two hour meeting. Approximately one hour and 45 minutes of the meeting was spent talking about scheduling other meetings. Also not sarcasm.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 24, 2023 07:02 PM (aBJcM)
Never thought that I could think less of Niki Haley
I was wrong
Posted by: Braenyard at August 24, 2023 07:00 PM (lCWOD)
I blame her for caving on the SC flag. That opened the door to the general iconoclasm that was unleashed afterwards.
South Carolina: Too small to be a republic, too big to be an insane asylum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2023 07:02 PM (MoZTd)
yeah I heard that, I have disney post for tomorrow.
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:02 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2023 07:02 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 24, 2023 06:58 PM
I don't mind the OK Boomer stuff either, I'm just dragging an earlier comment where the Moron assumed that everyone who uses the word "Groomer" is a Boomer.
When in fact, #Based humans exist in every generation.
Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2023 07:02 PM (KkNOy)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 24, 2023 07:02 PM (Xa1Vr)
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2023 07:03 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 07:03 PM (V13WU)
i thought it was like a chef's knife. either way, yes, she just keeps one in her car.
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:03 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:04 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: NC Kate at August 24, 2023 07:04 PM (an6os)
Posted by: the dandy at August 24, 2023 07:05 PM (w83EC)
My "meeting" rule is nothing gets done after 30 minutes.
You can set your watch by the point people's minds start noticeably wandering. 30 minutes. It's uncanny at times.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2023 07:05 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 07:05 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Paris Peace Conference at August 24, 2023 07:05 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 24, 2023 07:05 PM (ga8qR)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 24, 2023 07:05 PM (IjgHi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me
Who's Fifi ?
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2023 07:05 PM (T4tVD)
One of my hard earned land nav skills is be cautious of sudden open areas in the forest. It could be a beaver pond or a cliff.
Posted by: fluffy at August 24, 2023 07:01 PM (86W+h)
------
Always, and I mean ALWAYS look over any edge before you venture forth.
My brother broke both his collar bones riding a dirt bike over a tall hill.
It wasn't a hill it was a cliff. He's lucky to be alive.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 24, 2023 07:05 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 24, 2023 06:58 PM (Dm8we)
My experience with meetings: two or three people try to out-awesome the others while I sip my coffee and think about Fiji.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
__________
Inevitably the same ones that are talking about how busy they are, just "trying to dig out." The truly useful people never talk about that shit.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 24, 2023 07:06 PM (Dm8we)
I just scanned the first paragraph...he directly confronted Ruby Freeman, the election Fortifier who bragged about her Fortification efforts on IG, and this is his reward.
Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2023 07:06 PM (KkNOy)
1. I am told I need to present at the next quarterly meeting.
2. I diligently spend much time preparing presentation.
3. Agenda comes out. 15 minutes for each presentation with 5 minutes for questions. Mine is the last presentation scheduled.
4. First talk goes on for 45 minutes.
5. When it's my turn there's no time because the big boys have a hard stop.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2023 07:06 PM (MoZTd)
The Constitution says that those impeached and removed from office may have criminal proceedings against them. Which is simply another step in the process. But as Trump was acquitted, he already had his day in court.
There is apparently enough affirmative legal opinion on the subject that Trump legally cannot be charged. Of course that won’t stop the crazy DoJ.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 24, 2023 07:06 PM (8tBB1)
That's hot.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
Looked like a big screw driver on my tiny screen.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 24, 2023 07:06 PM (IjgHi)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 07:05 PM (NpAcC)
The smirk heard round the world!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2023 07:06 PM (5xURv)
"accidentally"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 24, 2023 07:05 PM (ga8qR)
Cut and print! It's a wrap!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2023 07:07 PM (MoZTd)
ace, you boomer POS, stop using that INSULT that gives the Liberals the Sadz!!@!?
*hits ace on head with a SBUX napkin *
Posted by: kallisto , reviving a meme from earlier today at August 24, 2023 06:47 PM (KkNOy)
Nice one, kallisto. I read that thread earlier, and refrained from commenting because I would have been banhammered. You did good work here!
Posted by: Moki at August 24, 2023 07:07 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 24, 2023 07:08 PM (7ye/I)
Tried to help someone "rent" a movie today via youtube. Talk about an overcomplicated process. Went jumping through all the hoops you have to as a new customer, and nothing worked to get the movie started.
Quick search showed the same movie available on Amazon Prime. Three clicks later it was playing.
I think I know which company was the first to prioritize diversity among their engineers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 24, 2023 07:08 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:48 PM (V13WU)
......
with a smaller vagina.
Posted by: wth at August 24, 2023 07:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Paris Peace Conference at August 24, 2023 07:08 PM (xTRSc)
I'm not saying this is a reason to vote for Trump so relax before you go retard apeshit. I also don't give a fuck who anyone votes for. You can all vote for Kamala and Buttjudge AFAIC.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2023 07:08 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 07:09 PM (O6hZK)
no but I want to!
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:01 PM (KRtlO)"
There are lots of good online tools to acquaint yourself with the fundamentals. This is one site;
https://tinyurl.com/3xwhw3hn
The US Army training guide is also unclassified and a pretty good resource.
https://tinyurl.com/kz2jh9vt
Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2023 07:09 PM (J47y1)
It's amazing.
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:09 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: She Prescribed For gp To Attempt It Simply at August 24, 2023 07:10 PM (MvF+J)
This is completely insane.
Biden's DOJ is suing @elonmusk's SpaceX because they only hired American citizens instead of refugees and asylum seekers and wants to force them to give full back pay to non-citizens that they choose to not hire.
If you go to NASA's official website, it says "other than extremely rare exceptions, you must be a US citizen to work for NASA."
But Biden's DOJ wants to punish SpaceX for not hiring non-citizens?
I'm sure this has nothing at all to do with getting revenge on @elonmusk for the Twitter files
https://tinyurl.com/4xktm4kr
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
UPDATES: The US Justice Department filed a lawsuit against SpaceX on Thursday over its hiring practices, accusing Elon Musk‘s rocket company of discriminating against asylum seekers and refugees
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 24, 2023 07:10 PM (krqg6)
Oddly metaphorical.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 24, 2023 07:10 PM (QgUWg)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 24, 2023 07:10 PM (mupln)
I completely fed up with these assholes and their slurs. I had some fat communist insult me that the only reason I have a normal life is because of my "white privilege." I promptly read him the riot act and then encouraged him to enjoy his backside. Since then he as been whimpering all over town that I was rude to him. Poor baby.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (+ap8X)
He caught her cheating, broke up with her, and refused to take her back.
Posted by: As plausible as anything else at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (fhX0j)
Posted by: Eeyore at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (brAQZ)
Posted by: ...
I agree with this.
I guess I've reached the 'we are not voting ourselves out of this' stage. (shrugs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (2graF)
UPDATES: The US Justice Department filed a lawsuit against SpaceX on Thursday over its hiring practices, accusing Elon Musk‘s rocket company of discriminating against asylum seekers and refugees
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 24, 2023 07:10 PM (krqg6
We are an unserious country run by infantile marxists in diapers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Paris Peace Conference at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (xTRSc)
I hope his security team is on their toes.
Posted by: She Prescribed For gp To Attempt It Simply at August 24, 2023 07:10 PM (MvF+J)
He's a teetotaler, so no wine crates.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (MoZTd)
that the 2 highest execs at Coutts bank resigned, and now a Brit regulatory agency is investigating the banking industry because it turns out a multitude of Britons have been kicked out of their banks due to wrongthink.
It's not just Average Joe and Jane, either, the Woke banksters went after aristos too.
Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (KkNOy)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 24, 2023 07:12 PM (guGkK)
is it true that not one candidate said that funding to Ukraine is not acceptable if it has to pass thru Biden's hands given that Biden has already been shown to be someone that will steal US taxpayer money by laundering it in Ukraine?
Posted by: jc at August 24, 2023 07:12 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 07:12 PM (V13WU)
@ByronDonalds
Today is another dark day in U.S. history. A day when We The People & the world, will witness the continued weaponization of the justice system against a political opponent, former POTUS, & leading candidate for the upcoming presidential election. This is a travesty of justice.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 07:12 PM (NpAcC)
that the 2 highest execs at Coutts bank resigned, and now a Brit regulatory agency is investigating the banking industry because it turns out a multitude of Britons have been kicked out of their banks due to wrongthink.
...
i heard only the first bit of the story a few weeks ago, involving Farage. I didn't know any of this follow-up you mention.
thanks, I'll write a post for tomorrow. Interesting.
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:12 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Lady in Black
I have the same reaction to that movies guy - you know Shyamalanadingdong
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 24, 2023 07:13 PM (IjgHi)
Interesting article at The Federalist on renting a EV
It's not what it's cracked up to be to own one
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2023 07:13 PM (MOY79)
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Yep. I never see that happening though with Pence or Haley even though they actually served in the Trump admin. Sure, they denounce him now, but are they ever asked to defend themselves for actually serving in the admin? I guess it doesn't matter in their case because no one pays any attention to them and they have no supporters to tar with the Trump brush.
And since I mentioned Pence, *beep*
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 24, 2023 07:13 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (KkNOy)
Oh no! Not the poofters and the toffs too!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 24, 2023 07:13 PM (guGkK)
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Is this the same Schmidt that was Mccain's handler?
Posted by: Braenyard at August 24, 2023 07:13 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 07:05 PM (NpAcC)
The smirk heard round the world!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2023 07:06 PM
I just know a certain brown nosing coworker will be rubbing one out tonight and try mentioning the arraignment every TEAMS meeting.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 24, 2023 07:13 PM (c2Nru)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (KRtlO
Get back on the Twits, Ace. You too could be an instant Soooper Jeanyus
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2023 07:13 PM (5xURv)
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You're a furniture upholsterer in the Soylent Green timeline??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 24, 2023 07:13 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: jc at August 24, 2023 07:12 PM (N1WXz)
I don't remember this. There might be transcript somewhere it.
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 07:13 PM (V13WU)
yes, and he was one of two big leakers that tanked Sarah Palin *before* the election. Him and Nicole Wallace.
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:14 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2023 07:14 PM (J47y1)
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Figures that bastard would escape to Russia!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 24, 2023 07:14 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 24, 2023 07:12 PM (guGkK)
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Killing off Palin while helping McCain destroy his phony campaign.
Posted by: jc at August 24, 2023 07:14 PM (N1WXz)
But only in 2020 apparently, because it happened in 2016 and 2024.
That was a fun rule.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2023 07:14 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: jc at August 24, 2023 07:12 PM (N1WXz)
If they would have said that they would have had to implicate half the U.S. Senate as well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 24, 2023 07:14 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 24, 2023 07:14 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 24, 2023 07:15 PM (xggz7)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)
youtube.com/watch?v=hUavcNY_6nA
Posted by: She Prescribed For gp To Attempt It Simply at August 24, 2023 07:15 PM (MvF+J)
I dunno, it seems so hard to read a single NPR article and then repontificate it back over twitter
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:15 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (KRtlO)
You make it sound like a bad thing.
- Goucher College Grad Jonah G.
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 07:15 PM (O6hZK)
UPDATES: The US Justice Department filed a lawsuit against SpaceX on Thursday over its hiring practices, accusing Elon Musk‘s rocket company of discriminating against asylum seekers and refugees
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 24, 2023 07:10 PM (krqg6)
Step 1: Force them to hire foreign nationals
Step 2: Shut them down for ITAR violations
Neat trick
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 24, 2023 07:15 PM (S7JkI)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 07:15 PM (NpAcC)
But only in 2020 apparently, because it happened in 2016 and 2024.
That was a fun rule.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2023 07:14 PM (lX8VI)
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More of a guideline, really.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 24, 2023 07:15 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Cicero
I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!!!!
(continues to jackoff to Nickelodeon)
Posted by: Steve Schmidt at August 24, 2023 07:16 PM (2graF)
Posted by: He sounds vaxxed and boosted at August 24, 2023 07:16 PM (fhX0j)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 24, 2023 07:17 PM (guGkK)
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Hey, they spent all of 3 minutes reading a Wiki page, dammit! Now the world is waiting anxiously to hear their hot take.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 24, 2023 07:17 PM (mupln)
lol
i could see him doing that. I bet he's a big fan of You Can't Do That on Television. I bet he's a fan of the Slime.
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:17 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Fox2! at August 24, 2023 07:17 PM (fcvJg)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (KRtlO)
🪪
WILE E. COYOTE
SUPERGENIUS
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 24, 2023 07:17 PM (S7JkI)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:12 PM (KRtlO)
a lot of coverage on GB News YouTube
Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2023 07:18 PM (KkNOy)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
So they're expert sammich makers, or no?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 24, 2023 07:18 PM (IjgHi)
I was wrong
Posted by: Braenyard at August 24, 2023 07:00 PM (lCWOD)
OMG WHATTA YA WANNA DO JUST HAND UKRAINE OVER TO PUTIN BWAAK BWAAAK CHINA IS GOING TO EAT UKRAINE BWOOOAAK
Posted by: Nikki "The Nag" Haley at August 24, 2023 07:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 07:18 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Miklos needs this at August 24, 2023 07:19 PM (WVRZF)
Posted by: Nikki at August 24, 2023 07:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 24, 2023 07:11 PM (5xURv)
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yeah, but other than that everything is hunky dory.
Posted by: jc at August 24, 2023 07:19 PM (N1WXz)
200 So glad it's Friday
*pours a stiff one*
Posted by: Miklos needs this at August 24, 2023 07:19 PM (WVRZF)
Should I tell him?
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 07:19 PM (O6hZK)
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:19 PM (KRtlO)
But only in 2020 apparently, because it happened in 2016 and 2024.
That was a fun rule.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2023 07:14 PM (lX8VI)
———-
Correction, Biden hadn’t announced he was running yet.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 24, 2023 07:19 PM (8tBB1)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 07:15 PM (NpAcC)
!!!!!!
https://is.gd/ESCA0Q
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 24, 2023 07:20 PM (S7JkI)
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prepare for a blow.
Posted by: ace
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(married guys scroll up to figure out what's happening)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 24, 2023 07:20 PM (oZ23Y)
_______________
To be fair, Twitchy is guilty of regurgitating that shit as well. I've finally learned not to click on any of their links.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 24, 2023 07:21 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Heh!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 24, 2023 07:21 PM (2graF)
*pours a stiff one*
Posted by: Miklos needs this at August 24, 2023 07:19 PM (WVRZF)
Are you in Japan ?
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 07:21 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 24, 2023 07:21 PM (JIfxQ)
Guess who the coroner is on Maui? The one who doesn't know how many people are dead?
The police chief. The one that was over the Las Vegas shooting and kept it covered up before getting this job in Maui.
The police chief who was in charge of the police blockades to keep islanders trapped while they died.
https://tinyurl.com/2a7rhst4
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 24, 2023 07:21 PM (oZ23Y)
A judge has refused Arrec Baldwin's motion to toss out a
civil lawsuit against him, filed by the crew of Rust.
LA Times, 10/26/21. Alec Baldwin is credited as a producer on ‘Rust.’ What does that really mean?
In part, "The production of “Rust” was a thicket of numerous production companies and multiple financiers, which isn’t unusual for an independent production of its scale, but it leads to various people sharing the titles of executive producer or producer without much clarity to outside observers regarding just who is responsible for what."
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 24, 2023 07:22 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 24, 2023 07:22 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 24, 2023 07:22 PM (guGkK)
But only in 2020 apparently, because it happened in 2016 and 2024.
That was a fun rule.
Posted by: ... at August 24, 2023 07:14 PM (lX8VI)
That's the GOP rule, right?
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 24, 2023 07:22 PM (JIfxQ)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 07:22 PM (V13WU)
NBC News
@NBCNews
Carlos Santana is facing criticism after a video of his anti-trans remarks during a concert began circulating online.
-
When God made you and me — before we came out of the womb, you know who you are and what you are. Later on, when you grow out of it, you see things, and you start believing that you could be something that sounds good, but you know it ain’t right. Because a woman is a woman and a man is a man. That’s it. Whatever you wanna do in the closet, that’s your business. I’m OK with that.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 24, 2023 07:22 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 24, 2023 07:22 PM (VTu1l)
I thought Krugman had that industry cornered.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 24, 2023 07:23 PM (guGkK)
I'm guessing it was something how Ukraine is the very model of democracy that history will regard higher than ancient Greece?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 24, 2023 07:23 PM (7ye/I)
Posted by: Paris Peace Conference at August 24, 2023 07:23 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 24, 2023 07:23 PM (JIfxQ)
Posted by: ace
____________
I'm pretty sure we all are.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 24, 2023 07:24 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Can these buffoons please just die? at August 24, 2023 07:24 PM (fhX0j)
Dr. and Ph.D. right in his name? Dude sounds really educated.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 24, 2023 07:22 PM (guGkK)
Using both Dr. and PhD with your name is a sure sign you're a pompous asshole.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2023 07:24 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Lady in Black
I have the same reaction to that movies guy - you know Shyamalanadingdong
Posted by: She Hobbit
We are so happy to be back here at Ace's Dexter Lake Club.
So hit it
Posted by: Miklos Day and the Knights at August 24, 2023 07:24 PM (WVRZF)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 07:15 PM (NpAcC)
!!!!!!
https://is.gd/ESCA0Q
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 24, 2023 07:20 PM (S7JkI)
I was wearing a red thong. I BET YOU WANT TO SEE IT YOU PERVERTS PFFFT MEN
Posted by: Nikki "The Nag" Haley at August 24, 2023 07:24 PM (v0R5T)
the deficit will soar when 1/2 of the collected revenues go to pay the interest on the national debt
they all know this, dims, pubs, Senate, House, and all gov employees
in 10 years, things will be pretty desperate
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 07:24 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Paris Peace Conference
No, you're thinking of Okra Coke Islands, somewhere off the Carolinas... maybe with wild ponies. Can't remember now.
Posted by: MkY at August 24, 2023 07:24 PM (cPGH3)
Fuck that putrid humid soy soaked state up its fucking ass
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 24, 2023 07:25 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 24, 2023 07:14 PM (guGkK)
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Well, they are not running against the senate. They could have just left that part unsaid.
They are running against Biden -- so when presented with the single most obvious thing to say about it -- they pass.
Reminds me of that exact moment when I knew full well McCain was purposely throwing his own election.
Posted by: jc at August 24, 2023 07:25 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: Steve Schmidt at August 24, 2023 07:25 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: redridinghood
Prediction: Trump will use his mugshot in campaign literature.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 24, 2023 07:25 PM (FVME7)
The police chief who was in charge of the police blockades to keep islanders trapped while they died.
https://tinyurl.com/2a7rhst4
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 24, 2023 07:21 PM (oZ23Y)
This is just ridiculous, no one is going to buy this.
Posted by: Captain Louie Renault at August 24, 2023 07:25 PM (i9ffA)
Steve Schmidt whose entire head looks dick shaped and pasty white is literally wrong about everything, and he gets paid six figures to literally be wrong about everything
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 24, 2023 07:22 PM (VTu1l)
You have just defined all NeverTrump mouthpieces. I think they come from a warehouse.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2023 07:25 PM (MoZTd)
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smooth
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 07:26 PM (us2H3)
I mean i get it, people like David French find it more palatable to say "I always find the mail woman banging my wife with her 9 inch c*ck" instead of using the actual term for such a person.
Posted by: Rbastid at August 24, 2023 07:26 PM (EE+QM)
Using both Dr. and PhD with your name is a sure sign you're a pompous asshole.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2023 07:24 PM (MoZTd)
What about Doctor Jill, Bullshit Education Doctorate?
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 07:26 PM (O6hZK)
Posted by: Can these buffoons please just die? at August 24, 2023 07:24 PM (fhX0j)
They already tried, but they each liked it so much they're doing it again next week.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2023 07:27 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Miklos will have another blow, thank you at August 24, 2023 07:27 PM (WVRZF)
Guess who the coroner is on Maui? The one who doesn't know how many people are dead?
The police chief. The one that was over the Las Vegas shooting and kept it covered up before getting this job in Maui.
The police chief who was in charge of the police blockades to keep islanders trapped while they died.
https://tinyurl.com/2a7rhst4
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Good enough for Government Work!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 24, 2023 07:27 PM (2graF)
What about Doctor Jill, Bullshit Education Doctorate?
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 07:26 PM (O6hZK)
The stupider and more superficial the academic department, the more likely its graduates insist on titles.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2023 07:27 PM (MoZTd)
no but I want to!
Posted by: ace at August 24, 2023 07:01 PM (KRtlO)"
There are lots of good online tools to acquaint yourself with the fundamentals. This is one site;
https://tinyurl.com/3xwhw3hn
The US Army training guide is also unclassified and a pretty good resource.
https://tinyurl.com/kz2jh9vt
Posted by: Marcus T
Get the large box of grid squares.
You don't want to ever run out of those.
I used to make map board for the Division Engineer. Used a lot of grid squares.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 24, 2023 07:28 PM (ga8qR)
I intend to get a mug with his mugshot on it
Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2023 07:28 PM (KkNOy)
Am I misreading this or does he think this is an example of Republican "verbal jiu-jitsu"?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 24, 2023 07:28 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Emmie at August 24, 2023 07:28 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2023 07:28 PM (VOG8i)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2023 07:28 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Shep at August 24, 2023 07:28 PM (us2H3)
They all compete for the Dr. Paul H. Ehrlich Exceptional Achievement In Wrongness Trophy, awarded annually.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 24, 2023 07:29 PM (guGkK)
prepare for a blow.
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I could have sworn today was Wednesday and was surprised when my brother turned up at 11:00 for our Thursday grocery shopping.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 24, 2023 07:29 PM (krqg6)
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A faculty member at one of my previous jobs signed emails as "Professor Dr. [name], Ph.D." And pimped the book she edited in her signature block.
My pet peeve is librarians who add MLIS to their signatures.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 24, 2023 07:29 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 24, 2023 07:25 PM (FVME7)
.......
and recruiting posters, and maybe a Bat signal.
Posted by: wth at August 24, 2023 07:29 PM (v0R5T)
THey just kind of DARVO by default don't they? It can't possibly be that the Left had made those terms odious on their own with no help from anyone else.
See: "Social Justice Warrior"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 24, 2023 07:30 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 07:30 PM (O6hZK)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC, every thread is a baseball thread at August 24, 2023 07:30 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
We would take offense, but decided to have moar bourbon instead.
Posted by: University of Miklos at August 24, 2023 07:30 PM (WVRZF)
********
I really believe this, and that they come off a Chinese plant assembly line
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 24, 2023 07:30 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 07:30 PM (us2H3)
Gotta give the Democrats credit the gaul in comparing their opponents to Democrats that supported segregation when Democrats *currently* support segregation of a slightly different sort.
Now, don't forget the parties flipped or something. Even though they just elected the left Dixiecrat to the Presidency.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 24, 2023 07:30 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Promo work used to actually mean promo work at August 24, 2023 07:31 PM (fhX0j)
Posted by: Montec
>Dr. Jill wears fishnets so it's an honorific title, like Colonel Sanders.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 24, 2023 07:31 PM (fY84s)
pssst
the boss is a coming
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 07:31 PM (us2H3)
And both are slightly less odious than people who put a certification in their signature.
I would make an exception for P.E.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2023 07:31 PM (MoZTd)
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Trust the Science!!!!!
Hahahahahhaha
Posted by: Tony Fauci at August 24, 2023 07:31 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 24, 2023 07:32 PM (8tBB1)
*********
Should also sell searing iron so an image of his mugshot can be seared on steaks too
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 24, 2023 07:32 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: RS at August 24, 2023 07:32 PM (E7m29)
Posted by: She Prescribed For gp To Attempt It Simply at August 24, 2023 07:33 PM (MvF+J)
******
She seems nice
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 24, 2023 07:33 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 24, 2023 07:33 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 24, 2023 07:33 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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When even the AP is reporting that 3000 students were sent home by the government and waiting at home to burn to death, I'm betting the death toll of little kids is well over 1000:
"...the high winds have prompted the closure of some public schools for the day, and others have not yet started. That means many of Lahaina’s 3,000 public school students are home alone while their parents work...
https://tinyurl.com/24m
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 24, 2023 07:34 PM (oZ23Y)
@BrandonStraka
Real criminals go unpunished while the Democrats hunt innocent people and try to “criminalize” them.
Everybody sees through this.
Now it’s our job to see to it that all of their efforts backfire. Then real justice will begin.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 07:34 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Paris Peace Conference at August 24, 2023 07:34 PM (xTRSc)
Everybody sees through this.
Now it’s our job to see to it that all of their efforts backfire. Then real justice will begin.
Posted by: redridinghood
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But don't talk about it at the debates.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 24, 2023 07:34 PM (oZ23Y)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 07:35 PM (NpAcC)
I would make an exception for P.E.
does that include swimming certificates?
Posted by: arnold j. rimmer, bsc ssc at August 24, 2023 07:35 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 07:36 PM (O6hZK)
I suppose MILF doesn't come up that often.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 24, 2023 07:36 PM (I/Qkd)
Well, that one is kind of important if you're looking for someone that does that kind of thing.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 24, 2023 07:36 PM (ou9hh)
All her teachers, news sources, media and peers taught her it was hip to be a sneering activist bore.
Posted by: She Prescribed For gp To Attempt It Simply at August 24, 2023 07:36 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 24, 2023 07:36 PM (lCWOD)
@NBCNews
Carlos Santana is facing criticism after a video of his anti-trans remarks during a concert began circulating online.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 24, 2023 07:22 PM (FVME7)
I just saw something today about Alice Cooper also speaking out against the trans agenda. Don't remember where I saw it...Daily Mail, maybe.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 24, 2023 07:36 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect, they know their enemied at August 24, 2023 07:37 PM (GshMh)
I would make an exception for P.E.
does that include swimming certificates?
Posted by: arnold j. rimmer, bsc ssc at August 24, 2023 07:35 PM (v3pYe)
MD = Master of Dodgeball
Posted by: If you can dodge a wrench... at August 24, 2023 07:37 PM (fhX0j)
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 07:36 PM (O6hZ
*****
Mugshot.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 07:37 PM (NpAcC)
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My spouse used to refer to all of them as "His PE-ness"
Posted by: jc at August 24, 2023 07:38 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 24, 2023 07:38 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 24, 2023 07:38 PM (YRsIm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 24, 2023 07:38 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 07:36 PM (O6hZK)
They lust for the mugshot.. pray for handcuffs… make vows to Moloch in return for leg irons and a jumpsuit…
Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2023 07:38 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: She Prescribed For gp To Attempt It Simply at August 24, 2023 07:38 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 24, 2023 07:38 PM (8tBB1)
Forget it.
Posted by: Miklos will have another blow, thank you at August 24, 2023 07:27 PM (WVRZF)
Are you at the World Championships ???
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 07:39 PM (V13WU)
My GPS device gives estimated accuracy on the screen. Closest is within 9 feet, max seems to be 8.
I have noticed that a 20 foot contour line can hide an awful lot of rough terrain.
Posted by: fluffy at August 24, 2023 07:39 PM (86W+h)
M -Eastern
Posted by: Braenyard at August 24, 2023 07:41 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 24, 2023 07:41 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Tracy at August 24, 2023 07:43 PM (E8FL3)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 24, 2023 07:43 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:47 PM (V13WU)
Just imagine if there were some sort of law that required candidates to declare where their money came from, or some sort of news program that dedicated itself to letting the candidates explain things.
That would be a great idea, don't you think? We could call it something really cool like casting or piddle casting or something.
Too bad we all scream around in darkness and cuss anyone or thing that tries to reassure us.
Damn this darkness, it makes it too dark to find a candle.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2023 07:44 PM (xhaym)
Absolute hate speech!!! Apparently.
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 07:44 PM (O6hZK)
Rock legend Alice Cooper — who pioneered performative gender-bending on stage — believes that generation woke’s obsession with transgenderism is a “fad” that has gotten so out of control that it is now “laughable.”
https://tinyurl.com/4tamh678
Breibart's
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 24, 2023 07:44 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 24, 2023 07:44 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 24, 2023 07:43 PM (oWBc3)
If they find school busses full of children burnt alive, yes, it might
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2023 07:45 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 06:47 PM (V13WU)
Dude you act like nobody has ever started a company with nothing and hit it big. Jeez man put the tinfoil away on this one.
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 07:45 PM (O6hZK)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 24, 2023 07:46 PM (oWBc3)
See, e.g. . . .
https://tinyurl.com/4h9uru6j
Posted by: RS at August 24, 2023 07:53 PM (E7m29)
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We are not allowed to find them.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 24, 2023 07:56 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Can these buffoons please just die? at August 24, 2023 07:24 PM (fhX0j)
They already tried, but they each liked it so much they're doing it again next week.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Kinda like the gator and python eating each other to death, but somewhat less masculine.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 24, 2023 08:01 PM (ToIrN)
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