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Mid-Morning Art Thread
John French Sloan
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Amber Heard at August 25, 2023 09:30 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 09:30 AM (h5FTW)
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Posted by: Sir splash a lot at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (NBVIP)
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Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 09:31 AM
Time for more full and half-assed jokes from the last thread.
Posted by: Brie Larson and Amber Heard at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
It's raining, raining, raining deep in heaven
- Dream Theater, "Trial of Tears"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 09:33 AM (RA7Yy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
And there ain't no cure for my blues today
Except when the paper says 'Beausoleil is a-coming into town'
Baby let's go down"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM (N3zMI)
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 09:33 AM (RA7Yy)
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Good thing the artist wasn't using watercolor, then...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Richard Harris at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM (zZu0s)
+1 Would hang.
*looks out window*
And it's pissing out, so this fits with my mood.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM (aQy7p)
- Dream Theater, "Trial of Tears"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (f0XAF)
You asked for it........
https://youtu.be/R8XgP8C2oqU
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Amber Heard at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (8fpTj)
Posted by: Roy at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (JDgKm)
Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: NYC Bookie at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:33 AM
Only if she's five foot three.
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (aQy7p)
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (RA7Yy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (xTRSc)
Girl, you better give me that money, oh
Hey, Dirty
Baby, I got your money
Don't you worry, I said hey
Baby, I got your money...
Would Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (iw4IE)
Posted by: PMRich at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (eh5ud)
Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (45fpk)
Dislocated hip.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/msuj7ksn
Posted by: PMRich at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (eh5ud)
LMFAO
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Amber Heard at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM
The Umbrella Man. Bane of my dreams. Destroyer of clients. Disrupted of Cases.
Posted by: Elaine Bredehoft at August 25, 2023 09:37 AM (JCZqz)
32 Spring rains in NY still can't wash the stench away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
33 Where’s all the poop? That rain’s not nearly strong enough to wash it away.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (xTRSc)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Amber Heard at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM
You ain't just whistlin' Dixie, there, bedshitter.
Posted by: Barack O'Bama at August 25, 2023 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Stuff your 7th grade English teacher couldn't say at August 25, 2023 09:38 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 25, 2023 09:38 AM (CcBpl)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 09:38 AM (qoGsy)
https://tinyurl.com/msuj7ksn
Wait it isn't actually pronounced Booty Juice?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Sir Mix A lot at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM (f6UzA)
Wait it isn't actually pronounced Booty Juice?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM (lc5cP)
They told me it was "boot edge edge."
What the hell kind of name is that? Boot edge edge.....
Posted by: Donald Trump at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 09:38 AM (qoGsy)
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That was just the sniper wiping the mist off his scope lens.
Posted by: reason (0.0 shots received) at August 25, 2023 09:40 AM (tfY4F)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 09:41 AM (t0OGg)
https://tinyurl.com/msuj7ksn
Posted by: PMRich at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 09:41 AM (aQy7p)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 09:41 AM (Hudry)
Posted by: Stuff your 7th g
Gyrocomp-ass!
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 09:41 AM (RA7Yy)
Posted by: dantesed at August 25, 2023 09:42 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Stuff your 7th grade English teacher couldn't say at August 25, 2023 09:38 AM (NBVIP)
Fuckitty fuck fuckin' fuck.
Posted by: Stuff your 9th grade English teacher couldn't say at August 25, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Just wear a big hat and walk fast.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:42 AM (xTRSc)
My theory is that it was their time to experiment with more radio friendly tunes. Then afterwards, when no radio support came to pass, they just went all in on doing what they do best. Hence, the kickass Scenes From A Memory that followed among others.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:43 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:43 AM (f6UzA)
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:43 AM (f6UzA)
That's SECRETARY Bootyjuice......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don't Dead Open Inside at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (dwQXv)
What the hell kind of name is that? Boot edge edge.....
Posted by: Donald Trump at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM
The name is Maltese, although we don't claim him. Not representative of our order and its principles, you understand. Seems like a good excuse for CBD to post another Caravaggio.
Posted by: Knights of Malta at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Tropic Thunder at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM (zZu0s)
My theory is that it was their time to experiment with more radio friendly tunes. Then afterwards, when no radio support came to pass, they just went all in on doing what they do best. Hence, the kickass Scenes From A Memory that followed among others.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:43 AM (f0XAF)
They had exactly ONE song played on the radio. ONE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
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Or "Ma'am."
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM (f6UzA)
That nic is a good reference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM (zZu0s)
Or "Ma'am."
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM (f6UzA)
Peter. Peter Puffer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
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Or "Ma'am."
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM
Ah-HEM! That's how you'll address me, breeder.
Posted by: Admiral Levine at August 25, 2023 09:46 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (UnA8+)
Just wear a big hat and walk fast.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:42 AM (xTRSc)
++++
This is the solution for that problem:
https://is.gd/zEbQlA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (t0OGg)
Just wear a big hat and walk fast.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:42 AM (xTRSc)
Walking fast actually collects MORE water.
Posted by: MythBusters at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: brie larson at August 25, 2023 09:48 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (xTRSc)
That's just redundant.
Posted by: Peter Craven at August 25, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Just wear a big hat and walk fast.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
(I wouldn't mention that in the interview.....)
Posted by: JT at August 25, 2023 09:48 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (UnA8+)
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John Wick 5: Undercover Tranny
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:48 AM (f6UzA)
Posted by: Stuff your 9th grade English teacher couldn't say at August 25, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
I had a hot Freshman English teacher. Always showed up in class super dressy in what amounted to business attire. And she even wore the occasional pencil skirt...
...but was always super pissy that this got the attention of me and every other 15 year old boy in class. She struck me later as the kind of woman who dressed for attention and then became enraged when she got it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Amber Heard at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (xTRSc)
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Could be worse.
Posted by: Peter Pannz at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (tfY4F)
The perspective in the paiting is especially dramatic as it's before so mnay tall building went up near it.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (RqMSv)
...but was always super pissy that this got the attention of me and every other 15 year old boy in class. She struck me later as the kind of woman who dressed for attention and then became enraged when she got it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Women often dress to impress other women and sometimes to impress a certain target male group. You and your classmates were not the target audience so the teacher was enraged that low status males noticed the way she dressed.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 09:50 AM (cXjiH)
Could be worse.
Posted by: Peter Pannz at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (tfY4F)
Tell me about it......
Posted by: Peter Cocknballs at August 25, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
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The European Fecal Standards and Measurements office. It used to be in NYC before WW2.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 09:51 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (f0XAF)
...go on...
Posted by: PornHub at August 25, 2023 09:51 AM (tfY4F)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
She enjoyed it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2023 09:51 AM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2023 09:52 AM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Peter Pannz at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (tfY4F)
Tell me about it......
Posted by: Peter Cocknballs
Please.
Posted by: Dick Gazinya at August 25, 2023 09:52 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 09:52 AM (1m7be)
Could be worse.
Posted by: Peter Pannz at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (tfY4F)
Tell me about it......
Posted by: Peter Cocknballs at August 25, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
It's Big-boo-TAY!!
Posted by: John Bigbooty at August 25, 2023 09:52 AM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 09:53 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mike Oxmall at August 25, 2023 09:53 AM (tfY4F)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
After this - and the album nearly destroyed the band - they said "Fuck radio and MTV" and focused on what they did best, and reached new heights afterwards.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (N3zMI)
Posted by: BignJames at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Knights of Malta at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (JCZqz)
I need very little prodding to post Caravaggio!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (lQONO)
Posted by: BignJames at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
Step on a crack, break that bitches back, bruh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Shirley Fuchs at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Classic prick tease.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM
It's a madhouse! A madhouse!!!!
Posted by: Taylor at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (JCZqz)
In the dunes of the cape.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM
That's how we like it.
Posted by: Big Penguin at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (a3Q+t)
"Election Interference": Trump Returns To Twitter After Georgia Booking
After more than two-and-a-half years without tweeting, Trump has finally returned to the platform following Thursday's booking in Georgia.
https://is.gd/yVJknG
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:56 AM (f6UzA)
Posted by: Knights of Malta at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (JCZqz)
I need very little prodding to post Caravaggio!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM
I can always use a little prodding of my Caravaggio...
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg, closing the loop at August 25, 2023 09:56 AM (JCZqz)
Especially when she knew she was pulling her act in front of hormonally rabid 15-year old boys.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 25, 2023 09:56 AM (RqMSv)
Posted by: Peter Cocknballs
Please.
Posted by: Dick Gazinya at August 25, 2023 09:52 AM (qoGsy)
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Knock it off you perverts.
Posted by: Twiggin Barries at August 25, 2023 09:56 AM (bQKgA)
https://is.gd/yVJknG
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:56 AM (f6UzA)
Meanmuggin.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Caravaggio at August 25, 2023 09:57 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2023 09:57 AM (TZ75n)
Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (UnA8+)
"She's dressed in black again
And I'm falling down again
Down to the floor again
I'm begging for more again
But oh, what can you do
When she's dressed in black?"
- Depeche Mode, "Dressed In Black"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:57 AM (f0XAF)
She got an apartment in NYC despite the housing crisis because she was an RMS Titanic survivor.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 09:57 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Dirk Diggler at August 25, 2023 09:58 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM
It is astounding, but time is fleeting. Madness is taking its toll.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 09:58 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Dick Gazinya at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (AwUtb)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (f0XAF)
EVERY band should say that.
Pull Me Under was a great song. Drummer was compared to Neil Peart. The ending sucked tho.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
P.S . If this is a prostitute she seems overly dressed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (iQFUe)
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (f6UzA)
Just wear a big hat and walk fast.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Frog Toggs hat & jacket.
Didn't wear the FT bibbed overalls. There's a reason they sell them. Was outside in downpour. FT shed water just like it was supposed to. Straight down the jacket to my jeans. FML.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (G8h7g)
ThanksCBD!
Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:00 AM (G5ty7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM
It is astounding, but time is fleeting. Madness is taking its toll.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 09:58 AM (a3Q+t)
The Hundred Comment Rule openly flaunted! Cats and dogs living together!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2023 10:00 AM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Knights of Malta at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (JCZqz)
I need very little prodding to post Caravaggio!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM
For all that is holy, please, no one prod CBD to post Freud.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 10:00 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Dick Gazinya at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (qoGsy)
only the size of her ass
Posted by: Hugh Mongus at August 25, 2023 10:00 AM (us2H3)
I was wondering if he was going to do that face or go the other way with a BSEG like he was laughing at them.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 25, 2023 10:00 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (f6UzA)
TJM is allowed to post once a month.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
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The memes are gonna be lit AF!
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (f6UzA)
This whole nontroversy in Granbury, you may be shocked -SHOCKED- has all been a ploy by an out-and-proud Liberal to get rid of one of the few decent conservatives still on the board (that being the lady who was censured).
Mrs. Reason has been helping the parents who are actually trying to keep the trash books out of the libraries and is now taking flak herself.
Posted by: reason at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (tfY4F)
Posted by: Hugh Jass at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dirk Diggler
I was unaware until my wife pointed out to me that Nina Hartley was an actual pronstar and didn't need to act at all in the film.
I need to get out more.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 25, 2023 10:02 AM (CecP5)
Posted by: red speck at August 25, 2023 10:02 AM (0Id0S)
Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
It won't be a fancy marriage --
I can't afford a carriage
But your ass will look sweet
Up on the seat of a bicycle built for two
Posted by: The Muldoon 5000 at August 25, 2023 10:02 AM (krqg6)
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2023 10:02 AM (AwUtb)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2023 10:02 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2023 10:03 AM (bQKgA)
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1980 produced a formative moment for this then-young and very junior Democratic Capitol Hill staffer, who was shocked to hear himself musing while watching the first Republican primary debate: “I could vote for any of these guys.”
44 years later, he might at times have felt the same way about Wednesday night’s initial GOP wrangle. All eight candidates showed up prepared to present compelling personal and professional narratives and stake out distinct terrain.
https://tinyurl.com/yve3y722
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I haven't even read the rest but this is gold, Jerry. I sometimes wonder if these people are even real.
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:03 AM (qS4hA)
Posted by: Thorvald at August 25, 2023 10:03 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
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Heh. Always suspected that he was an Illegal Scandinavian.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:03 AM (f6UzA)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 25, 2023 10:04 AM (CecP5)
I was unaware until my wife pointed out to me that Nina Hartley was an actual pronstar and didn't need to act at all in the film.
I need to get out more.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (qoGsy)
She had to do EVERYTHING because she really wasn't all that much to look at.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2023 10:04 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:04 AM (G5ty7)
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:03 AM (f6UzA)
*touches nose*
*points*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jay Peterman at August 25, 2023 10:05 AM (krqg6)
I had heard the radio edit for months so hearing the actual studio version on Images and Words was something of a shock. And yeah, the ending freaked me out. But the album grew on me to the point where I bought my own CD copy of it.
Easily one of my favorite albums of all time, if not THE favorite.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:05 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2023 10:05 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 25, 2023 10:06 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:06 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2023 10:05 AM (RHGPo)
Dang them Duke Boys!
Posted by: Boss Hoggovitch at August 25, 2023 10:07 AM (N3zMI)
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:07 AM (f6UzA)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2023 10:02 AM (RHGPo)
Who did Bruce vote for for mayor?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
It's been awhile. A lot of sad things happened in my life but getting back in the Moron Groove!
Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:08 AM (G5ty7)
Facebook and YouTube are receding from their role as watchdogs against conspiracy theories ahead of the 2024 presidential election
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Uhm yeah you fucktards because a judge told them they can’t take orders from Biden anymore.
Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (5yi9d)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (a3Q+t)
It's been awhile. A lot of sad things happened in my life but getting back in the Moron Groove!
Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:08 AM (G5ty7)
Sorry to hear that.
Glad to see you back in the fray.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
This made me laugh.
My colleague was publicly embarrassed when a high school "took my one shot" and used his time at the mic at an awards ceremony to tell her she was hot and ask her to prom. Not only is she happily married, but her husband and one of their children were present.
Horny boys are horny.
She was 50 and the hip-twitch in her walk was the result of a birth defect, but she wore dresses and stockings (unlike their moms who wore sweats and pjs), so she was 10x sexier than any adult woman in the vicinity. Ha ha.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (G5ty7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2023 10:10 AM (/qczr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:10 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (iQFUe)
I used to know this older black lady who was a working girl. She would dress to the Nines even in the heat. Hat, gloves, purse, tight dress, heels. She looked like Diahann Carroll.
When she would walk by I used to ask her "How's business?" and she always said "I can't complain". Then shortly thereafter someone cruising by would stop and give her a ride.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2023 10:10 AM (iw4IE)
Posted by: Mpfs
Glad you are back! Hopefully, things are turning around for you.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:10 AM (qoGsy)
Who did Bruce vote for for mayor?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
—-
I have been assured here many times that nobody deserves to be a victim of policies they vote for. See Maui as exhibit A most recently.
Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (5yi9d)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Classic prick tease.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (G8h7g)
I still remember her skirt to pants ratio was about 4-1. That is, for every day she wore pants, there were 4 where she wore a skirt or a dress.
Curly haired brunette, Southern accent. Late 20s.
The memory is a curse sometimes.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM
Ah...flip-flop boy doesn't understand the 100 comment restrictions.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (lQONO)
Muggers, beggars, graffiti, homeless, drug addicts... you know, all the comforts of home.
Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (ptElO)
Posted by: Thorvald at August 25, 2023 10:03 AM (a3Q+t)
With extra Salmiak.
Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (RIvkX)
Ah...flip-flop boy doesn't understand the 100 comment restrictions.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (lQONO)
I refuse to read your mind. I like my sanity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
The artist, John French Sloan, was a member of the Ashcan School, a group of eight who found art in the 'ashcans' of dirty cities & featured (as per The Art Story) "gritty urban subject matter, dark palette, and gestural brushwork."
Thanks, also for a nice end-of-the week selection.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 25, 2023 10:12 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
'give her a ride'.
I'll bet they did. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:12 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:07 AM
“Dude I’ve lived here for over 20 years. You’re nuts haha. It’s lovely here,” he tweeted back. “Don’t leave anything valuable in it. It’s called living in a big city.” You can be mad but I guess I don’t personally view my
Posted by: Seth Rogan at August 25, 2023 10:12 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 25, 2023 10:13 AM (7TJP5)
I have been assured here many times that nobody deserves to be a victim of policies they vote for. See Maui as exhibit A most recently.
Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (5yi9d)
Ah, but you'll get no assurance from me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:13 AM (G5ty7)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 25, 2023 10:13 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 25, 2023 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 25, 2023 10:13 AM (CecP5)
Posted by: Mary Catherine Gallagher at August 25, 2023 10:14 AM (qoGsy)
At one company I worked at they had a very attractive woman who did most of the training sessions we were all required to attend.
For the sexual harassment training course she wore a see through shirt and pants so tight you can see for a fact she was a woman.
And...this is just normal corporate America. So I faced a tough choice...focus on the instructor and maybe get in trouble or nod off because the material was boring and stupid and get in trouble. Fortunately there was a production issue and I got excused to deal with it.
Posted by: Sir Mix A lot at August 25, 2023 10:14 AM (lc5cP)
Robert Peters
As in Rob Peters...
to pay Paul
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:14 AM (qS4hA)
And...this is just normal corporate America. So I faced a tough choice...focus on the instructor and maybe get in trouble or nod off because the material was boring and stupid and get in trouble. Fortunately there was a production issue and I got excused to deal with it.
Posted by: Sir Mix A lot at August 25, 2023 10:14 AM (lc5cP)
I thought your job was rapping about big asses.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2023 10:15 AM (AwUtb)
Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:16 AM (G5ty7)
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
NEW: Chummy Delaware Prosecutor In Weiss's Office Emailed to Joe Biden's Secret Address, Gushed About How Much He 'Loves' Biden Family
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:16 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at August 25, 2023 10:16 AM (tA1/w)
Robert Peters
As in Rob Peters...
to pay Paul
Posted by: ...
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Note that Mitch has not said one damn word even before his 'fall' about the wholesale corruption of the Biden family. I suspect that is because he is the same or worse in the corruption dept. and specifically being bought by China.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:17 AM (cXjiH)
Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:16 AM (G5ty7)
It's NY. Rain can't wash the shit away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ashcan School Rules! at August 25, 2023 10:17 AM (83IzV)
Posted by: Mpfs
There's some lovely filth down here!
-- Monty Python Woman
Posted by: Mary Catherine Gallagher at August 25, 2023 10:17 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2023 10:18 AM (AwUtb)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 25, 2023 10:18 AM (CecP5)
Posted by: 18-1 who rarely wraps about asses at August 25, 2023 10:18 AM (lc5cP)
_____
Did she also had an Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face? I can see why you needed to get out of there.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 25, 2023 10:19 AM (7TJP5)
They all know what each other is doing. They're all in on the game to some extent. Notice that not one senator, at least to my knowledge, has ever retired and then named names. Not one.
Posted by: Enjoy the Show at August 25, 2023 10:19 AM (CcBpl)
OMG it's good to see you. So sorry to hear about life. I will add you to my prayers.
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:19 AM (qS4hA)
Posted by: Ashcan School Rules! at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (83IzV)
Dan Bongino
@dbongino
Dude [Stephen King], please stop clout chasing off my account. You were once a respected writer. Now you’re a barking chihuahua ankle-biting me for attention. I respond because I enjoy taunting an obese, decaying meat puppet like you and knowing you can’t do jack shit about it other than bitch on Twitter. Now, kindly go fuck yourself and get back to your porn collection. Thanks. 👍
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (f0XAF)
She was probably trying to get the attention of some other teacher or admin she thought was cute. That attention would've been fine. Bunch of horny 24/7 fifteen-year-old boys, not so much apparently.
Posted by: Then again, some people are just freakin' weird at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (fhX0j)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (t0OGg)
We know a group of birds is a "flock". What is a group of robber barons called?
A "congress".
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:21 AM (qS4hA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (FVME7)
Porn begs Stephen King not to watch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
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You could say she's got it all
Posted by: scampydog at August 25, 2023 10:22 AM (2bFN5)
When she would walk by I used to ask her "How's business?" and she always said "I can't complain". Then shortly thereafter someone cruising by would stop and give her a ride.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2023 10:10 AM (iw4IE)
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First time I was propositioned by a prostitute caught me off-guard.
Was 17 walking down the Las Vegas Strip at night -- wearing the only cheap-assed black suit I had wanting to not look so under-aged at the blackjack tables -- and a nicely-dressed black woman sidles up next to me asking "Hey baby, are you a musician?"
"Uhm, no."
"You wanna party?"
* blushes * "Uhm, no thank you ma'am."
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:22 AM (f6UzA)
:: shudders ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (t0OGg)
Oreo made rainbow cookies for homos.
Oreo can mulef*ck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 25, 2023 10:22 AM (CecP5)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (7TJP5)
Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (G5ty7)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (7TJP5)
That's a hemorrhoid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
A "congress".
Posted by: ...
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LoL
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (cXjiH)
Posted by: Then again, some people are just freakin' weird at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (fhX0j)
Yeah, make it our fault that her hips, *** and thighs were perfect.
Posted by: Horny 15-year-old boys in Freshman English thinking about the teacher at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (f0XAF)
Oreo can mulef*ck.
Posted by: Sponge
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Hydrox are better anyway.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:24 AM (cXjiH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Hydrox are better anyway.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:24 AM (cXjiH)
Horribly named, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
:: shudders ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (t0OGg)
Oreo made rainbow cookies for homos.
Oreo can mulef*ck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
And now they have Oreo cheesecake for homos.
Posted by: Let's face if you're vegan you probably ain't straight at August 25, 2023 10:25 AM (fhX0j)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (FVME7)
Porn begs Stephen King not to watch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:21 AM
Porn isn't alive and has no feelings. Now, the children in the porn I imagine King watches (based off his creepy writing choices) are another matter...
Posted by: The Dark Web at August 25, 2023 10:25 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (NlOOx)
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 24m
NEW - Biden's climate czar John Kerry: "Now humanity is inexorably threatened by humanity itself."
"Climate Envoy" John Kerry Plays Up Theatrics In Scotland
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (krqg6)
Well I only rarely eat ice cream but when I do it's cookies and cream.
So I bought four tubs for my standup freezer. I support commie shitstains. 🤦🏻 Then again, you do too if you subscribe to an internet provider or a phone company, have a computer or phone by Microsoft, Google or Apple, or buy any of P&G's ten billion products. But still - I judge myself.
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (qS4hA)
Posted by: Then again, some people are just freakin' weird at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (fhX0j)
Yeah, make it our fault that her hips, *** and thighs were perfect.
Posted by: Horny 15-year-old boys in Freshman English thinking about the teacher at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (f0XAF)
Middle school social studies teacher. She was insanely hot. My best friend commented that you could see her nips through her shirt. Now, I'm not sure if you really could or not, but my middle school eyes saw many a darkened outline through those white blouses.
God bless the USA.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Sponge
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So is the National Biscuit Company--Nabisco for short.
Biscuits should have gravy. Not cookies.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (cXjiH)
Posted by: Horny 15-year-old boys in Freshman English thinking about the teacher at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (f0XAF)
Got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher!
Posted by: Van Halen 1984 at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (fhX0j)
Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (5yi9d)
NEW - Biden's climate czar John Kerry: "Now humanity is inexorably threatened by humanity itself."
"Climate Envoy" John Kerry Plays Up Theatrics In Scotland
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (krqg6)
Can't he be part of a plane crash?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Wait, how the fuck can Stephen King be on Twitter/X? I'm not on there because it is poison but it has character limits, and Stephen King as we all know lacks artistic restraint and does not know when to shut up and move on in his works.
Does he personally crash the site?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (5yi9d)
Heineken used a homo to tell us it's ok for a man to flip another man's meat.
Heineken can mulef*ck as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 25, 2023 10:28 AM (8fpTj)
For the sexual harassment training course she wore a see through shirt and pants so tight you can see for a fact she was a woman. ...
Posted by: Sir Mix A lot at August 25, 2023 10:14 AM (lc5cP)
++++
She's either deliberately cruel or extremely hard-up. If there is one group of women who are utterly off-limits to *every* man in the company, it's the chicks who work for HR.
When I smoked, I was out having a cigarette and this stone-cold fox walked over and couldn't find her lighter. Being the gentleman I am, I lit her cigarette for her. I noticed that her ID badge was from my company, but I had never seen her before. I asked where she worked. She said, "Oh, I am in from another office. I work for HR and ..."
That was it. I huffed down my cigarette and got back to work. Didn't hit on her, didn't even introduce myself. I wasn't the only one. She became openly irritated by the end of the week, but it is what it is. She's HR, which means all men at work move her to the "no" pile. Some risks just aren't worth it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:28 AM (t0OGg)
It used to really piss me off, the sudden interest in the hypocrisy of our justice system. It's always been like this, FYI, for those of you who didn't grow up extremely poor in certain areas. It has occurred to me, however, that for many ? They honestly simply had an assumption that a justice system they'd never been caught up in was always generally fair. This ties into one of the trains of thought in the previous thread. Many people simply go on with their assumptions, and build an entire worldview around them. They won't tolerate those assumptions being destroyed, because they spend a lot of time and effort building that worldview.
Posted by: Enjoy the Show at August 25, 2023 10:28 AM (CcBpl)
Posted by: Jeopardy Contestant at August 25, 2023 10:28 AM (7TJP5)
Got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher!
Posted by: Van Halen 1984 at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (fhX0j)
Best remake ever........
https://youtu.be/fZ53s3-ldqc
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (cXjiH)
*******
Tell that to biscotti.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (AwUtb)
JUST IN - Hunter Biden moves into $15,800-a-month Malibu home and his taxpayer-funded Secret Service detail into a $16,000-a-month home nearby — Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (krqg6)
Well I only rarely eat ice cream but when I do it's cookies and cream.
So I bought four tubs for my standup freezer. I support commie shitstains. 🤦🏻 Then again, you do too if you subscribe to an internet provider or a phone company, have a computer or phone by Microsoft, Google or Apple, or buy any of P&G's ten billion products. But still - I judge myself.
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (qS4hA)
Ice Cream is for Corrupt Old Dementiafvckers like Gropey Joe.
Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Then again, some people are just freakin' weird at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (fhX0j)
Yeah, make it our fault that her hips, *** and thighs were perfect.
Posted by: Horny 15-year-old boys in Freshman English thinking about the teacher at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM
Don't forget math teachers turning their cute butts to you (writing on the board) and bringing their tits to eye-level (while helping your classmate with a math problem). Ha ha.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Like ridiculously good-looking at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (fhX0j)
Scratches
Looks around
After yesterday, I could have gone with something by Munch.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2023 10:30 AM (hv9bm)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 25, 2023 10:30 AM (lTGtQ)
JUST IN - Hunter Biden moves into $15,800-a-month Malibu home and his taxpayer-funded Secret Service detail into a $16,000-a-month home nearby — Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (krqg6)
Translation: "Lick my ballsack, plebeians."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Robert Peters
As in Rob Peters...
to pay Paul
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:14 AM (qS4hA)
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Remember reading this online: Joe Biden wrote to his son Hunter and others close to him using the pseudonym “Peter Henderson” -- a fictional Soviet Union-era spy in several Tom Clancy novels (including "The Hunt for Red October") who infiltrated the US government.
Yeah, that tracks ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (f6UzA)
JUST IN - Hunter Biden moves into $15,800-a-month Malibu home and his taxpayer-funded Secret Service detail into a $16,000-a-month home nearby — Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (krqg6)
Is that wrong?
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (iw4IE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (a3Q+t)
Yes...I have learned to tolerate people with the maple-syrup-on-French-Toast sickness much better now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (lQONO)
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It must be progressive.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (Hudry)
Posted by: redridinghood
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Unlike Ace, I do not speak italian so I can go under the happy ignorant assumption that biscotti are in fact, a cookie.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (cXjiH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (06vRX)
JUST IN - Paper straws deemed "eco-friendly" contain potentially toxic chemicals which could pose a risk to people, wildlife and the environment, a study has found — Sky News
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (krqg6)
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What do you put on waffles? Mayonnaise?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (Hudry)
Yes...I have learned to tolerate people with the maple-syrup-on-French-Toast sickness much better now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (lQONO)
HA!
Posted by: Chicken and Waffles at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (5yi9d)
JUST IN - Paper straws deemed "eco-friendly" contain potentially toxic chemicals which could pose a risk to people, wildlife and the environment, a study has found — Sky News
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Wood pulp is dangerous.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (Hudry)
Was 17 walking down the Las Vegas Strip at night -- wearing the only cheap-assed black suit I had wanting to not look so under-aged at the blackjack tables -- and a nicely-dressed black woman sidles up next to me asking "Hey baby, are you a musician?" ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:22 AM (f6UzA)
++++
Way better than mine. I was getting a sandwich at an Omaha Wal-Mart at 03:30 AM during my lunch break and a black man and woman walked up to me. He pointed at her and said, "hey, how do you like my girl? Do you wanna spend a little time with her?" I said I was on my lunch break and so wouldn't have the time. He assured me, "brother, she's good. She don't need much time!" I declined and they moved along.
Getting propositioned by a pimp on behalf of his whore in an Omaha Wal-Mart during the wee hours of the morning was not on my bingo card.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Chicken and Waffles at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Amish style is better.
Smothered in Chicken Gravy.
Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 10:33 AM (UnA8+)
What do you put on waffles? Mayonnaise?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (Hudry)
The dude that puts mayonnaise in his coffee is getting free Hellmann's for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Not only that, they're horrible straws.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
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I thought Biscotti was a mobster from Miami.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (Hudry)
Posted by: Enjoy the Show at August 25, 2023 10:19 AM (CcBpl)
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It's like a federal mafia or something.
"You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave."
Lest you and your entire family get the Vince Foster, Ron Brown, Seth Rich, or Jeffrey Esptein treatment.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (f6UzA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Well the superstores do have a bedding department and dressing rooms.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (cXjiH)
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (cXjiH)
What? They don't have cookies on Endor?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (lQONO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
He better. Because I was treated to two seasons of him as QB at Kentucky. He's not getting a second NFL contract.
Posted by: Enjoy the Show at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (CcBpl)
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 5h
NEW - Greece has called out "arsonist scum" after police made 79 arson arrests over wildfires ravaging the country.
disclose.tv/id/977m9mzn3c/
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (cXjiH)
++++
Honestly, I didn't consider the logistics if I had taken them up on the offer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (t0OGg)
Yeah, same here. Not a teacher in high school who could compare with many of the girls. Man, o man.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Puddinhead
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I guess he had a hard cookie filled with nuts named in his honor.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (cXjiH)
I thought Biscotti was a mobster from Miami.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (Hudry)
I thought Biscotti was that actor dude with the horrible teeth and bugeyes in the Music / Band shirt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (t0OGg)
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A long time ago, I was wandering the streets of my little town late at night. I encountered a young black woman who started walking my way. When I found a good place to diverge, she offered to give me a blowjob for $2.
It's the first and last time I've ever been propositioned by a $2 whore...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Steven King at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (dwQXv)
:: shudders ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (t0OGg)
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Chalk full of cricket protein!
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (f6UzA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Heck, they even have condoms plus a way to sanitary rinse your parts afterwards. Like in the Blues Brothers--"Man this (Wal Mart) has everything!!!"
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (cXjiH)
Well the superstores do have a bedding department and dressing rooms.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (cXjiH)
This seems the perfect setting for a Jackass video......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
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Oh, I definitely did...My first Spanish teacher in high school was a smoke show.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (YIVH2)
(Well, my fourth grade teacher was young and pretty but that wasn't what I was thinking about in regards to her. She was bloody awesome. I would also give her credit in aiding my becoming a virulent anti-communist whether she intended to or not. This was in Germany: when she found out I was visiting Berlin - a city she had been to - she insisted that I have my parents take me to the Haus am Checkpoint Charlie. And that's for starters.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (cXjiH)
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LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Montec at Augus
What subject did he teach?
Posted by: Mind Blown at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (j6jA1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (t0OGg)
A few months ago I was propositioned by a street walker just across the street from the Moulin Rouge! I thought that was sort of cool.
And on the way back she propositioned me again! Which impressed me...nice focus on the job!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (lQONO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Dead opera singer.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (NlOOx)
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Brian Setzer better warch out!
A woman is a woman and a man ain't nothin' but a male
A woman is a woman and a man ain't nothin' but a male
One good thing about him
He knows how to jive an' wail
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Hate singing if ever I heard it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (FVME7)
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The arsonists are doing the work that a slight increase in CO2 is failing to do. Someone has to pick up the slack.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (7TJP5)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (YIVH2)
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The one pretty teacher I had was a French teacher. I didn't take French, but I did notice her.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (a3Q+t)
Yes...I have learned to tolerate people with the maple-syrup-on-French-Toast sickness much better now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (lQONO)
Batlover is such a suckup. Don't listen to him, CBD, you are perfect, don't ever change!!
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (RA7Yy)
Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
'SHOOT ME! I'VE BEEN SHOT BEFORE!' | Woman Gets Tased and Arrested After Attacking a School Secretary In Oklahoma
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Steven King
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"And Steven was strangely fine with that; and now you know the rest of the story. Good Day!!"
Posted by: Paul Harvey at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (cXjiH)
Posted by: whig
That fancy Dyson urinal sucks. Blows piss everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (G8h7g)
And on the way back she propositioned me again! Which impressed me...nice focus on the job!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (lQONO)
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And they say work ethic is dead.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (t0OGg)
He better. Because I was treated to two seasons of him as QB at Kentucky. He's not getting a second NFL contract.
Posted by: Enjoy the Show at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (CcBpl)
Kentucky should be happy they got a football player drafted, given their prowess in the D-I football ranks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (G8h7g)
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LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (t0OGg)
Porn isn't alive and has no feelings. Now, the children in the porn I imagine King watches (based off his creepy writing choices) are another matter...
To be fair to King, It is a fascinating horror novel. That...he included an underage gang bang in for absolutely no reason.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (G8h7g)
What the Stoltzfus?
Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (UnA8+)
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 24m
NEW - Biden's climate czar John Kerry: "Now humanity is inexorably threatened by humanity itself."
"Climate Envoy" John Kerry Plays Up Theatrics In Scotland
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (krqg6)
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Does Putin have a spare wine bomb?
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (f6UzA)
Posted by: Knights of Malta at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (JCZqz)
Yes, the malted milk is a much better thing to be known for.
As far as SecTrans is concerned, I'm still going with Butt Jizz.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (Y6AXb)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (t0OGg)
I assure you it wasn't the square marked "FREE".
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (qPw5n)
That fancy Dyson urinal sucks. Blows piss everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (G8h7g)
I thought Dyson's claim to fame was sucking?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)
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I assume Company Men visit them within their first two weeks of office and explain to them how things work, and point out delicate items like their or their families' business that they thought was private. Or point to things like the massive car explosion from a low-speed sideswipe in Georgia that suddenly determined that the election was on the up and up.
Remember the guy in a wheelchair from NC? There weren't many more MAGA, and he was even approached for some orgy or something. Then crickets.
They have no problem burning 1000+ children to death in Maui. Do you think they're worried about some trifling little number involved in a local job?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (oZ23Y)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (Q4IgG)
Those bonnets come off eventually.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (qoGsy)
Rumspringa!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Lessons in TQM that you should share in your latest corporate meeting. The customer always comes first!!!
Posted by: Paul Harvey at August 25, 2023 10:40 AM (cXjiH)
They don't dry your hands. They go blow germs and smells all over. And you still have to touch the door handle on the way out directly with your hand.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2023 10:40 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2023 10:40 AM (QzZeQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (xTRSc)
Not if you use the TJM scale.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Now Hunt & almost his entire family (including, at the minimum, Biden grandkids) all live & travel together. Just like out at Lake Tahoe.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 25, 2023 10:41 AM (GshMh)
You forgot prostitutes and gangs.
All part of the leftist utopian dream that was promised by (name your politician) once they got *another* four years in Washington, got your kids in their schools and wars, and half your money in their pockets.
Posted by: Ju at August 25, 2023 10:41 AM (aTmM/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (xTRSc)
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Meh. She wasn't hideous. Nothing special from that standpoint.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:41 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (Q4IgG)
Aarrroooooooooo!!!
Posted by: Porky's at August 25, 2023 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
My kindergarten and third grade teachers were sisters. Combined years teaching was 100+ years.
No joke. Mrs. Gorder & Mrs. Gorder.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:41 AM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
If anyone else used the TJM scale, he'd have to duel them in his wife's honor.
Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 10:41 AM (UnA8+)
JUST IN - Hunter Biden moves into $15,800-a-month Malibu home and his taxpayer-funded Secret Service detail into a $16,000-a-month home nearby — Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (krqg6)
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But can't afford child support for his illegitimate daughter.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:42 AM (f6UzA)
Peter Schweizer
@peterschweizer
Title doesn't reflect the substance of this piece by a former NPR reporter: “It now seems quite likely that Hunter Biden has violated one or more U.S. laws. And that’s not all the wrong he has done.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:42 AM (FVME7)
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I think that number will more than double.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:42 AM (Hudry)
What subject did he teach?
Posted by: Mind Blown
Law. But I had just turned 18 so not as ironic as it would appear.
Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:42 AM (5yi9d)
Posted by: An Observation
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The Golden Years aren't all they are cracked up to be.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:42 AM (m0EjK)
Posted by: Sponge
Dyson blows.
(Hand dryers & fans)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:43 AM (G8h7g)
When she sat on the edge of her desk, young Rodrigo's mind was far, far away from Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2023 10:43 AM (Y6AXb)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Mike Portnoy is a fantastic drummer. Too bad he was kicked out of Dream Theater for wanting to take a breather. I haven't really been following post-Portnoy DT.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 25, 2023 10:43 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 25, 2023 10:30 AM (lTGtQ)
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"Unexpectedly."
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:43 AM (f6UzA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)
🚨#BREAKING: The Americana at Brand has been evacuated because of a suspicious toilet
📌#Glendale | #California
Various authorities, including the bomb squad, have gathered at the Americana at Brand shopping center in Glendale, California, as shoppers flee due to a suspicious toilet. The toilet had a note with graffiti claiming it's a bomb that would go off. The Glendale Police Department has evacuated everyone from the shopping center, and a suspect who left the toilet has been arrested and taken into custody for questioning.
https://tinyurl.com/ycknf9bu
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:44 AM (krqg6)
@peterschweizer
Title doesn't reflect the substance of this piece by a former NPR reporter: “It now seems quite likely that Hunter Biden has violated one or more U.S. laws. And that’s not all the wrong he has done.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Ah. 'Former'....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:44 AM (m0EjK)
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Geez! Get a room!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)
*ace and garrett hardest hit
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Baby's back dressed in black
Silver buttons all down her back
High ho tipsy toe
She broke the needle now she can't sew
Walking the dog
Just a-walking the dog
Well if you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog.
Posted by: Zombie Rufus Thomas at August 25, 2023 10:45 AM (QzZeQ)
And on the way back she propositioned me again! Which impressed me...nice focus on the job!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August
Is that a .45 in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at August 25, 2023 10:45 AM (sevWW)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2023 10:45 AM (bs+z0)
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (RA7Yy)
I like this trend!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:46 AM (lQONO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (t0OGg)
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LOL.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:46 AM (f6UzA)
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I wish I would have read that comment before having made #322!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:46 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:46 AM (xTRSc)
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Exploding commode?
Didn't Mel Gibson/Danny Glover already do this?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:46 AM (m0EjK)
As I'm fueling, this scrawny black woman with meth mouth comes up to me, scratching her arms, and asks if there's anything she can do to earn some money. As an upper-class white Midwest kid, I had no idea at first what she was suggesting...and when it dawned on me, I had to politely decline.
Posted by: Military Moron at August 25, 2023 10:47 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:44 AM (krqg6)
If it's one of those 1.28 gpf toilets, the bomb will need to be set off 6 or 7 times before it manages to do anything.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 25, 2023 10:47 AM (qPw5n)
Exploding commode?
Didn't Mel Gibson/Danny Glover already do this?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:46 AM (m0EjK)
It IS how Elvis died.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
JUST IN - Hunter Biden moves into $15,800-a-month Malibu home and his taxpayer-funded Secret Service detail into a $16,000-a-month home nearby — Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (krqg6)
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But can't afford child support for his illegitimate daughter.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:42 AM (f6UzA)
Nothing says crackhead like a multi-millionaire adult who rents.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 25, 2023 10:47 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 25, 2023 10:47 AM (ScR16)
Now on to the new shiny story…mugshots.
Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:48 AM (5yi9d)
Posted by: Military Moron
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Did she ask you if you wanted your biscuit buttered?
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:48 AM (cXjiH)
Posted by: Histories Mistories! at August 25, 2023 10:48 AM (83IzV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM
Always. Be. Closing.
Posted by: Blake at August 25, 2023 10:48 AM (aQy7p)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (Hudry)
Still, an amazing person. She saw the direction I was going in, academically - one of our first conversations was when I was checking out books from the 900 section (geography/social studies; I had a bunch of books about different countries/regions of the world) - and she absolutely encouraged me to keep going in that direction. More so than even my parents.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (f0XAF)
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The sensitivity training worked wonderfully.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (uanMf)
Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (5yi9d)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (h5FTW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
There's a Merle Haggard old school country song in there somewhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:50 AM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:50 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (Hudry)
In one of life's happiest moments, I was able to drop an impressive deuce at the WalMart in Bill Clinton's home town.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge
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Mostly a low rent urban phenomenon.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (cXjiH)
Posted by: Blake at August 25, 2023 10:48 AM (aQy7p)
Exactly.
I even told her I didn't speak French, and she immediately switched to English.
Impressive job skills.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (lQONO)
Posted by: Skip
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Trick question.
Same folks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (oZ23Y)
Because I’m all for bringing back the knockout game for people with masks.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (CYEzh)
Posted by: Sponge
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Hope or Hot Springs?
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (cXjiH)
Posted by: Puddinhead
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Apparently it swam upstream, and is now in the Governor's office.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (uanMf)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (NpAcC)
Impressive job skills.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (lQONO)
"Parle vous pussay?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Both she and her gentleman escort were none too happy that I wasted her time as long as I did.
Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:52 AM (5yi9d)
I even told her I didn't speak French, and she immediately switched to English.
Impressive job skills.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Ace may want her number. To practice language of course.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:52 AM (cXjiH)
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See my tinyurl link at #322.
BTW, the Germans did that in WW2 when defending a town [like Ortona vs the Canadians] -- boobytrap a toilet, abandoning a house without a fight, hoping that a guy who'd been crapping outdoors for three months would like to take a civilized dump.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (uanMf)
"Parle vous pussay?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Ah, the universal language.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (xTRSc)
Okay, I once took a leak on the side of Philadelphia City Hall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (uanMf)
Piker......
Posted by: Ozzy at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Okay, I once took a leak on the side of Philadelphia City Hall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (uanMf)
MIKE HAMMER PISSED ON THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE!?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Nobody was worthy.
Posted by: Elaine Benes at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM (cXjiH)
I argued no. And to prove my point that normal dress is not distracting, I did a very dumb thing and asked a question I did not know the answer to.
Me to younger guy in class: See that girl over there in the skirt. Do you really find her distracting?
Him: Yeah, a little.
He wasn't wrong but I assumed he'd be too embarrassed to admit that. D'oh!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Histories Mistories! at August 25, 2023 10:48 AM (83IzV)
What I hate is you can't buy Cameos in the US any more. Only Vienna fingers. Cameos were better. Thr golden oreo replaced Cameos but they aren't the same.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM (eggM4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (uanMf)
I find your commentary enlightening and amusing!
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM (RA7Yy)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (h5FTW)
That was Mike Huckabee's home town as well I think.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM (cXjiH)
Well, I'll puff my chest out further.....although he's not that bad a guy, really....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)
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They know they can't afford your rates, Sponge, no matter how good it would be!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Sponge
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Hope or Hot Springs?
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM
You'll never catch me like that...no Walmarts in Kenya!
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (JCZqz)
Ice Cream is for Corrupt Old Dementiafvckers like Gropey Joe.
Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (UnA8+)
And Raylan Givens.
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (qS4hA)
GOP Voters Rank DeSantis as Having Best Performance on Debate Stage
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (FVME7)
That was Mike Huckabee's home town as well I think.
Posted by: whig
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Paul Klipsch. Who published a newsletter, 'The Dope From Hope'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (hjwuP)
With a better marketing department.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM
Could be worse. Only time that ever happened to me was when a pimp approached me and a fellow officer in our stopped vehicle one night. In Port au Prince.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (aQy7p)
At least in the King James Version. It gets bowdlerized in most other modern translations.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (xTRSc)
2 AM, walking back to my dorm room from a local bar. Fat, toothless black chick walks up to me and my friends. "I need money for baby food. I'll do anything."
Well, lady, that makes one of us.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (KbCG3)
All right, all right, all right.
Posted by: Wooderson at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM
If it makes you feel better, we're doing all we can so you can't buy Camaros anymore, either.
Posted by: The State of California at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (aQy7p)
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What happens in Haiti stays in Haiti.
Except transmissible diseases.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (Q4IgG)
With a better marketing department.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (G8h7g)
And a less dry product.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (zZu0s)
>>Nothing says crackhead like a multi-millionaire adult who rents.
None of this money is coming out of his accounts, all of his money is funneled through his best bud attorney dude to hide the sources of income and payment.
Talk about a RICO, that's a RICO.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (rc3Z7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Vintage speakers were made in Hope, AR and say so. Classic entrepreneur as he went boldly into low wattage land with his speaker designs where others piled on the power to the speakers to achieve basically the same result. Except with more distortion and heat related problems.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (cXjiH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (xcxpd)
At least in the King James Version. It gets bowdlerized in most other modern translations.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (xTRSc)
You asked for it........
https://youtu.be/2QYTxozuVaY
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge
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Mostly a low rent urban phenomenon.
Posted by: whig at
Only one ever for me was after I checked into my hotel room after an interview with a ginormous defense contractor.
I swear she was only 16 and I told her I didn't order her up. She said, It's was all taken care of. See above - defense contractor interview.
We played cards for a couple of hours (not a euphanism) and she went on her way.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (f0XAF)
ALERT 🚨 Putin signs decree: Russian paramilitary fighters will have to swear an oath to the Russian fag.
Er, "flag".
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (5yi9d)
Vintage speakers were made in Hope, AR and say so. Classic entrepreneur as he went boldly into low wattage land with his speaker designs where others piled on the power to the speakers to achieve basically the same result. Except with more distortion and heat related problems.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (cXjiH)
I have a Klipsch subwoofer in the living room.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:52 AM
Oui! Language lessons!
Posted by: Monique Junot at August 25, 2023 10:59 AM (aQy7p)
Hydrox's problem is that they gave it a name that sounds like drain cleaner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2023 10:59 AM (bQKgA)
ALERT 🚨 Putin signs decree: Russian paramilitary fighters will have to swear an oath to the Russian fag.
Er, "flag".
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (krqg6
Someone is nervous in the service.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2023 11:00 AM (mZ3xv)
Hydrox's problem is that they gave it a name that sounds like drain cleaner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2023 10:59 AM (bQKgA)
Or a D&D monster
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 25, 2023 11:00 AM (xcxpd)
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Poker??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 11:00 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: whig
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Bose at August 25, 2023 11:00 AM (6qpYX)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 25, 2023 11:00 AM (z+89e)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 11:01 AM (krqg6)
I swear she was only 16 and I told her I didn't order her up. She said, It's was all taken care of. See above - defense contractor interview.
We played cards for a couple of hours (not a euphanism) and she went on her way.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Chris Kraft longtime head of Manned Space Flight Center at NASA related something similar during the Apollo days--think it was North American Aviation-Rockwell at the time.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 11:01 AM (cXjiH)
Good times...good times.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2023 11:01 AM (hv9bm)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 11:01 AM (krqg6)
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When you get down to 0 and $0, you'll have achieved unity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 11:02 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 11:02 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
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I have five of 'em in my TV room. Not subs, but I mean speakers. The sub is the only part that isn't Klipsch at this point. Those speakers were one hell of an upgrade.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 11:03 AM (t0OGg)
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Not surprised. He will only get better.
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 11:03 AM (RA7Yy)
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 11:04 AM (qS4hA)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2023 11:04 AM (QzZeQ)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Job interview??
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 11:05 AM (RA7Yy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 11:11 AM (z32Z9)
I'm late but this is quite nice and moody. The greens and the woman's hat are bright yet subdued. They grab your attention immediately before you start examining the rest of the image.
Also the building in the background kind of reminds me of Sigourney Weaver's apartment building in Ghostbusters.
Who ya gonna call, bitches?
Would hang.
Posted by: Robert at August 25, 2023 11:29 AM (Crj2F)
Would definitely hang.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 25, 2023 11:54 AM (t/2Uw)
Sort of...the house he is "Renting" actually belongs to his Friend/lawyer, the same guy that paid his $2.5 Million in back taxes, and that is now the sole US "owner" of Hunters former Company that received Millions in Chinese monies...the nearby house the SS is renting is actually a Former Rehab facility, I know his sister or niece had been a patient there, Hunter may have been one as well.
BUT...Hunter is actually living/staying wherever Joe happens to be, stayed in the Whitehouse for several months, at the various Family homes in Delaware, is along at Camp David, was there for the Hamptons Vacation, on foreign trips...is currently at the "Rental" in Lake Tahoe.
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