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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Sloan Spring rain.jpg

Spring Rain, New York
John French Sloan

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 shit, man

Posted by: Amber Heard at August 25, 2023 09:30 AM (us2H3)

2 1

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 09:30 AM (h5FTW)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 25, 2023 09:30 AM (T4tVD)

4 Sping rain and packing some booty

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 09:31 AM (h5FTW)

5 Nice painting...
this one goes in the library.

Posted by: Outside of Life at August 25, 2023 09:31 AM (89Sog)

6 I like big 'brellas and I cannot lie...

Posted by: Sir splash a lot at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (NBVIP)

7 Yutes don't rampage in the rain?

Posted by: BignJames at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

8 I woulda been First but I was wondering where all the bums and thieves were.

Posted by: JT at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (T4tVD)

9 Still cold as hell looking.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (G8h7g)

10 That's some serious "junk in the trunk" going on....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

11 4 Sping rain and packing some booty
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 09:31 AM

Time for more full and half-assed jokes from the last thread.

Posted by: Brie Larson and Amber Heard at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (JCZqz)

12 Mary Poppins hits the Big Apple...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (YIVH2)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

14 It's raining, raining, on the streets of New York City
It's raining, raining, raining deep in heaven

- Dream Theater, "Trial of Tears"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (f0XAF)

15 What's 'rain?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

16 That's a big ass......the WHOLE ass.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

17 Probably got wet painting this.

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 09:33 AM (RA7Yy)

18 42 - 19 - 56

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

19 "But here up north it's a cold, cold rain
And there ain't no cure for my blues today
Except when the paper says 'Beausoleil is a-coming into town'
Baby let's go down"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM (N3zMI)

20 Probably got wet painting this.
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 09:33 AM (RA7Yy)
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Good thing the artist wasn't using watercolor, then...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM (YIVH2)

21 Someone left the cake out in the rain.

Posted by: Richard Harris at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM (zZu0s)

22 I like this. It reminds me also of the Public Garden in Boston.

+1 Would hang.

*looks out window*

And it's pissing out, so this fits with my mood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM (aQy7p)

23
- Dream Theater, "Trial of Tears"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:32 AM (f0XAF)



You asked for it........


https://youtu.be/R8XgP8C2oqU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

24 Umbrellas are tools of the devil

Posted by: Amber Heard at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM (us2H3)

25 And I don't know how to make it anymore.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (8fpTj)

26 Painted well before global warming

Posted by: Roy at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (JDgKm)

27 Would hang. I like it. Not sure why, but I do like it.

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (AMIL/)

28 Why is her butt all on the left side?

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (45fpk)

29 [100 comment rule] [CBD]

Posted by: NYC Bookie at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (JCZqz)

30 42 - 19 - 56
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:33 AM


Only if she's five foot three.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (aQy7p)

31 Good thing the artist wasn't using watercolor, then...

====

Hahaha!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (RA7Yy)

32 Spring rains in NY still can't wash the stench away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

33 Where’s all the poop? That rain’s not nearly strong enough to wash it away.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (xTRSc)

34 If you wanna look good and not be bummy
Girl, you better give me that money, oh
Hey, Dirty
Baby, I got your money
Don't you worry, I said hey
Baby, I got your money...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (iw4IE)

35 Not sure if this has been posted by anyone else….

https://tinyurl.com/msuj7ksn

Posted by: PMRich at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (eh5ud)

36 Why is her butt all on the left side?
Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (45fpk)



Dislocated hip.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

37 Not sure if this has been posted by anyone else….

https://tinyurl.com/msuj7ksn
Posted by: PMRich at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (eh5ud)



LMFAO

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

38 24 Umbrellas are tools of the devil
Posted by: Amber Heard at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM

The Umbrella Man. Bane of my dreams. Destroyer of clients. Disrupted of Cases.

Posted by: Elaine Bredehoft at August 25, 2023 09:37 AM (JCZqz)

39
32 Spring rains in NY still can't wash the stench away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

33 Where’s all the poop? That rain’s not nearly strong enough to wash it away.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM (xTRSc)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

40 Umbrellas are tools of the devil
Posted by: Amber Heard at August 25, 2023 09:34 AM



You ain't just whistlin' Dixie, there, bedshitter.

Posted by: Barack O'Bama at August 25, 2023 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

41 "Ass" is a universal adverb giving just about any negative adjective more punch: lame-ass, sorry-ass, dumb ass, half ass, stupid-ass, etc. Hyphenation is simply a matter of whatever your sorry ass wants to do.

Posted by: Stuff your 7th grade English teacher couldn't say at August 25, 2023 09:38 AM (NBVIP)

42 I hate this one.

Posted by: Brie Larson at August 25, 2023 09:38 AM (CcBpl)

43 Is there a bustle in her hedgerow?

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 09:38 AM (qoGsy)

44 Not sure if this has been posted by anyone else….

https://tinyurl.com/msuj7ksn


Wait it isn't actually pronounced Booty Juice?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM (lc5cP)

45 42: you were hot in Free Fire so there's that.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM (f0XAF)

46 I approve of this painting.

And f*ck you Brie Larson

Posted by: Sir Mix A lot at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM (lc5cP)

47 Is that a haunted Gracie Mansion in the background?

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM (f6UzA)

48
Wait it isn't actually pronounced Booty Juice?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM (lc5cP)



They told me it was "boot edge edge."

What the hell kind of name is that? Boot edge edge.....

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

49 Is there a bustle in her hedgerow?

IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 09:38 AM (qoGsy)
---

That was just the sniper wiping the mist off his scope lens.

Posted by: reason (0.0 shots received) at August 25, 2023 09:40 AM (tfY4F)

50 Huh. I like it. I don't love it, and I don't want to hang it, but I do find it appealing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 09:41 AM (t0OGg)

51 Not sure if this has been posted by anyone else….

https://tinyurl.com/msuj7ksn
Posted by: PMRich at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 09:41 AM (aQy7p)

52 I always enjoy seeing civilizational achievement. Too bad you don't see that anymore.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 09:41 AM (Hudry)

53 Ass" is a universal adverb giving just about any negative adjective more punch: lame-ass, sorry-ass, dumb ass, half ass, stupid-ass, etc. Hyphenation is simply a matter of whatever your sorry ass wants to do.
Posted by: Stuff your 7th g

Gyrocomp-ass!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 09:41 AM (RA7Yy)

54 What's that building in the background?

Posted by: dantesed at August 25, 2023 09:42 AM (88xKn)

55 "Ass" is a universal adverb giving just about any negative adjective more punch: lame-ass, sorry-ass, dumb ass, half ass, stupid-ass, etc. Hyphenation is simply a matter of whatever your sorry ass wants to do.
Posted by: Stuff your 7th grade English teacher couldn't say at August 25, 2023 09:38 AM (NBVIP)



Fuckitty fuck fuckin' fuck.

Posted by: Stuff your 9th grade English teacher couldn't say at August 25, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

56 I hate umbrellas. Yeah, they’ll keep you dry outside, but then when you come indoors, you’ve this big, unwieldy, soggy pinwheel. And closing it spreads the sogginess everywhere, just like a dog shaking itself after a bath.

Just wear a big hat and walk fast.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:42 AM (xTRSc)

57 23: good song. I will say though that the Falling Into Infinity album was a bit spotty.

My theory is that it was their time to experiment with more radio friendly tunes. Then afterwards, when no radio support came to pass, they just went all in on doing what they do best. Hence, the kickass Scenes From A Memory that followed among others.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:43 AM (f0XAF)

58 The "Bootyjuice" link is Art Thread-appropriate today.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:43 AM (f6UzA)

59 The "Bootyjuice" link is Art Thread-appropriate today.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:43 AM (f6UzA)



That's SECRETARY Bootyjuice......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

60 I don't see any springs.

Posted by: Don't Dead Open Inside at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (dwQXv)

61 They told me it was "boot edge edge."

What the hell kind of name is that? Boot edge edge.....
Posted by: Donald Trump at August 25, 2023 09:39 AM

The name is Maltese, although we don't claim him. Not representative of our order and its principles, you understand. Seems like a good excuse for CBD to post another Caravaggio.

Posted by: Knights of Malta at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (JCZqz)

62 SIXTY-THIRD!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM (f0XAF)

63 How about some Booty Sweat?

Posted by: Tropic Thunder at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM (zZu0s)

64
My theory is that it was their time to experiment with more radio friendly tunes. Then afterwards, when no radio support came to pass, they just went all in on doing what they do best. Hence, the kickass Scenes From A Memory that followed among others.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:43 AM (f0XAF)



They had exactly ONE song played on the radio. ONE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

65 That's SECRETARY Bootyjuice......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

-----------

Or "Ma'am."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM (f6UzA)

66 Posted by: Don't Dead Open Inside at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (dwQXv)

That nic is a good reference.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM (zZu0s)

67 -----------

Or "Ma'am."
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM (f6UzA)



Peter. Peter Puffer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

68 65 That's SECRETARY Bootyjuice......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
-----------
Or "Ma'am."
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:45 AM

Ah-HEM! That's how you'll address me, breeder.

Posted by: Admiral Levine at August 25, 2023 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

69 Dressed in All Black so nobody will see her coming when she kills every last one of them.

Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (UnA8+)

70 I hate umbrellas. Yeah, they’ll keep you dry outside, but then when you come indoors, you’ve this big, unwieldy, soggy pinwheel. And closing it spreads the sogginess everywhere, just like a dog shaking itself after a bath.

Just wear a big hat and walk fast.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:42 AM (xTRSc)
++++
This is the solution for that problem:
https://is.gd/zEbQlA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (t0OGg)

71
Just wear a big hat and walk fast.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:42 AM (xTRSc)



Walking fast actually collects MORE water.

Posted by: MythBusters at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

72 I’d feel sorry for any guy named Peter Johnson.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (xTRSc)

73 Would not hang.

Posted by: brie larson at August 25, 2023 09:48 AM (krqg6)

74 I’d feel sorry for any guy named Peter Johnson.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (xTRSc)



That's just redundant.

Posted by: Peter Craven at August 25, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

75 I hate umbrellas. Yeah, they’ll keep you dry outside, but then when you come indoors, you’ve this big, unwieldy, soggy pinwheel. And closing it spreads the sogginess everywhere, just like a dog shaking itself after a bath.

Just wear a big hat and walk fast.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

(I wouldn't mention that in the interview.....)

Posted by: JT at August 25, 2023 09:48 AM (T4tVD)

76 Dressed in All Black so nobody will see her coming when she kills every last one of them.

Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (UnA8+)

------------

John Wick 5: Undercover Tranny

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:48 AM (f6UzA)

77 Fuckitty fuck fuckin' fuck.
Posted by: Stuff your 9th grade English teacher couldn't say at August 25, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

I had a hot Freshman English teacher. Always showed up in class super dressy in what amounted to business attire. And she even wore the occasional pencil skirt...

...but was always super pissy that this got the attention of me and every other 15 year old boy in class. She struck me later as the kind of woman who dressed for attention and then became enraged when she got it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (f0XAF)

78 a whore in the rain is a broke whore

Posted by: Amber Heard at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (us2H3)

79 I’d feel sorry for any guy named Peter Johnson.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (xTRSc)
---

Could be worse.

Posted by: Peter Pannz at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (tfY4F)

80 That building is the Sherry-Netherland hotel on Fifth and Central Park South. It shows up in many paintings and photos taken with a view from Central Park.

The perspective in the paiting is especially dramatic as it's before so mnay tall building went up near it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (RqMSv)

81 I had a hot Freshman English teacher. Always showed up in class super dressy in what amounted to business attire. And she even wore the occasional pencil skirt...

...but was always super pissy that this got the attention of me and every other 15 year old boy in class. She struck me later as the kind of woman who dressed for attention and then became enraged when she got it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
-----------
Women often dress to impress other women and sometimes to impress a certain target male group. You and your classmates were not the target audience so the teacher was enraged that low status males noticed the way she dressed.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 09:50 AM (cXjiH)

82
Could be worse.
Posted by: Peter Pannz at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (tfY4F)



Tell me about it......

Posted by: Peter Cocknballs at August 25, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

83 54 What's that building in the background?
---------
The European Fecal Standards and Measurements office. It used to be in NYC before WW2.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 09:51 AM (krqg6)

84 ...but was always super pissy that this got the attention of me and every other 15 year old boy in class. She struck me later as the kind of woman who dressed for attention and then became enraged when she got it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (f0XAF)


...go on...

Posted by: PornHub at August 25, 2023 09:51 AM (tfY4F)

85 ..but was always super pissy that this got the attention of me and every other 15 year old boy in class. She struck me later as the kind of woman who dressed for attention and then became enraged when she got it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

She enjoyed it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2023 09:51 AM (TZ75n)

86 South Park > Central Park

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

87 This piece is a nice reminder that back in the days before OnlyFans a gal had to actually get out on the pavement to make a buck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2023 09:52 AM (bQKgA)

88 Could be worse.
Posted by: Peter Pannz at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (tfY4F)


Tell me about it......
Posted by: Peter Cocknballs

Please.

Posted by: Dick Gazinya at August 25, 2023 09:52 AM (qoGsy)

89 Nice painting. "Ash can school" Paintings of NYC from early 1900's? Info from FenSpouse if he's correct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 09:52 AM (1m7be)

90 82
Could be worse.
Posted by: Peter Pannz at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (tfY4F)


Tell me about it......
Posted by: Peter Cocknballs at August 25, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

It's Big-boo-TAY!!

Posted by: John Bigbooty at August 25, 2023 09:52 AM (N3zMI)

91 Does she like piña coladas?

Asking for the dude who wrote the song.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 09:53 AM (a3Q+t)

92 Tell me about it......
Posted by: Peter Cocknballs at August 25, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

Bruh...

Posted by: Mike Oxmall at August 25, 2023 09:53 AM (tfY4F)

93 There are so many 100 comment violations, CBD would need to just delete the entire thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

94 64: yes. "Pull Me Under". BUT...again, my theory of Falling Into Infinity is that their label nudged them into doing more radio friendly songs. (If you read Lifting Shadows: The Authorized Biography of Dream Theater it has great details on this and much else besides, up to 2007, when I bought it.) But as you point out nothing came of that. They even shot a music video for "Hollow Years" but this never saw MTV airplay AFAIK. And the label never supported the idea of radio airplay either, even after nudging them into a radio friendly direction.

After this - and the album nearly destroyed the band - they said "Fuck radio and MTV" and focused on what they did best, and reached new heights afterwards.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (f0XAF)

95 Sock off.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (N3zMI)

96 Ass crack Friday, huh?

Posted by: BignJames at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (AwYPR)

97 Seems like a good excuse for CBD to post another Caravaggio.

Posted by: Knights of Malta at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (JCZqz)

I need very little prodding to post Caravaggio!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (lQONO)

98 Ass crack Friday, huh?
Posted by: BignJames at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (AwYPR)



Step on a crack, break that bitches back, bruh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

99 I'm right here, ya know

Posted by: Shirley Fuchs at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (us2H3)

100 but was always super pissy that this got the attention of me and every other 15 year old boy in class. She struck me later as the kind of woman who dressed for attention and then became enraged when she got it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Classic prick tease.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (G8h7g)

101 93 There are so many 100 comment violations, CBD would need to just delete the entire thread.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM

It's a madhouse! A madhouse!!!!

Posted by: Taylor at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (JCZqz)

102 She'll bang you like an ape,
In the dunes of the cape.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (TZ75n)

103 Spring rains in NY still can't wash the stench away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:35 AM


That's how we like it.

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (a3Q+t)

104 [O/T -- Headline at ZeroHedge:]

"Election Interference": Trump Returns To Twitter After Georgia Booking

After more than two-and-a-half years without tweeting, Trump has finally returned to the platform following Thursday's booking in Georgia.

https://is.gd/yVJknG

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:56 AM (f6UzA)

105 97 Seems like a good excuse for CBD to post another Caravaggio.
Posted by: Knights of Malta at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (JCZqz)

I need very little prodding to post Caravaggio!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM

I can always use a little prodding of my Caravaggio...

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg, closing the loop at August 25, 2023 09:56 AM (JCZqz)

106 "Classic prick tease."

Especially when she knew she was pulling her act in front of hormonally rabid 15-year old boys.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 25, 2023 09:56 AM (RqMSv)

107 Tell me about it......
Posted by: Peter Cocknballs

Please.
Posted by: Dick Gazinya at August 25, 2023 09:52 AM (qoGsy)

----------

Knock it off you perverts.

Posted by: Twiggin Barries at August 25, 2023 09:56 AM (bQKgA)

108
https://is.gd/yVJknG
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:56 AM (f6UzA)



Meanmuggin.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

109 no dude is posting me !!

Posted by: Caravaggio at August 25, 2023 09:57 AM (us2H3)

110 We got shit tons of rain last night. Much needed rain.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2023 09:57 AM (TZ75n)

111 69 Dressed in All Black so nobody will see her coming when she kills every last one of them.
Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 09:47 AM (UnA8+)

"She's dressed in black again
And I'm falling down again
Down to the floor again
I'm begging for more again
But oh, what can you do
When she's dressed in black?"

- Depeche Mode, "Dressed In Black"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:57 AM (f0XAF)

112 1912

She got an apartment in NYC despite the housing crisis because she was an RMS Titanic survivor.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 09:57 AM (krqg6)

113 In neon lights

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at August 25, 2023 09:58 AM (us2H3)

114 There are so many 100 comment violations, CBD would need to just delete the entire thread.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM


It is astounding, but time is fleeting. Madness is taking its toll.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 09:58 AM (a3Q+t)

115 Wait one - did anyone mention anything concerning the painting or painter this thread?

Posted by: Dick Gazinya at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (qoGsy)

116 Would hang.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (AwUtb)

117 After this - and the album nearly destroyed the band - they said "Fuck radio and MTV" and focused on what they did best, and reached new heights afterwards.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM (f0XAF)



EVERY band should say that.

Pull Me Under was a great song. Drummer was compared to Neil Peart. The ending sucked tho.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

118 Didn't we cover this yesterday? Men opining on why women dress the way they do? Oh, sorry. That was about high heels. This is about other clothing. Could this be fitted into a horde like version of the English Department store comedy" Are you being served?"

P.S . If this is a prostitute she seems overly dressed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (iQFUe)

119 Has Ace hired any illegal alien bloggers and, if not, will he be sued by the DOJ for not having done so?

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (f6UzA)

120 I hate umbrellas. Yeah, they’ll keep you dry outside, but then when you come indoors, you’ve this big, unwieldy, soggy pinwheel. And closing it spreads the sogginess everywhere, just like a dog shaking itself after a bath.

Just wear a big hat and walk fast.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Frog Toggs hat & jacket.
Didn't wear the FT bibbed overalls. There's a reason they sell them. Was outside in downpour. FT shed water just like it was supposed to. Straight down the jacket to my jeans. FML.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (G8h7g)

121 I like it.
ThanksCBD!

Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:00 AM (G5ty7)

122 114 There are so many 100 comment violations, CBD would need to just delete the entire thread.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM

It is astounding, but time is fleeting. Madness is taking its toll.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 09:58 AM (a3Q+t)

The Hundred Comment Rule openly flaunted! Cats and dogs living together!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2023 10:00 AM (N3zMI)

123 Fat bottom girl, you make the rainy painting go round......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

124 Seems like a good excuse for CBD to post another Caravaggio.

Posted by: Knights of Malta at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (JCZqz)

I need very little prodding to post Caravaggio!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM


For all that is holy, please, no one prod CBD to post Freud.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 10:00 AM (a3Q+t)

125 115 Wait one - did anyone mention anything concerning the painting or painter this thread?
Posted by: Dick Gazinya at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (qoGsy)

only the size of her ass

Posted by: Hugh Mongus at August 25, 2023 10:00 AM (us2H3)

126 Meanmuggin.....

I was wondering if he was going to do that face or go the other way with a BSEG like he was laughing at them.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 25, 2023 10:00 AM (nfrXX)

127 Has Ace hired any illegal alien bloggers and, if not, will he be sued by the DOJ for not having done so?
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (f6UzA)



TJM is allowed to post once a month.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

128 If CBD wants us to stick to the 100-comment rule, all he needs to do is post paintings of naked ginger ladies on the beach.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (xTRSc)

129 Meanmuggin.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

----------------

The memes are gonna be lit AF!

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (f6UzA)

130 So, for the Texas 'rons...

This whole nontroversy in Granbury, you may be shocked -SHOCKED- has all been a ploy by an out-and-proud Liberal to get rid of one of the few decent conservatives still on the board (that being the lady who was censured).

Mrs. Reason has been helping the parents who are actually trying to keep the trash books out of the libraries and is now taking flak herself.

Posted by: reason at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (tfY4F)

131 SISTER!!!!!

Posted by: Hugh Jass at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

132 In neon lights
Posted by: Dirk Diggler

I was unaware until my wife pointed out to me that Nina Hartley was an actual pronstar and didn't need to act at all in the film.

I need to get out more.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (qoGsy)

133 Where are the muggers in that painting. You can't have a modern city without muggers.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 25, 2023 10:02 AM (CecP5)

134 What a great painting of New York. Through the drizzle and miasma, you can just make out the volcanic features of Mordor.

Posted by: red speck at August 25, 2023 10:02 AM (0Id0S)

135 Would you like to hear a song?

Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
It won't be a fancy marriage --
I can't afford a carriage
But your ass will look sweet
Up on the seat of a bicycle built for two

Posted by: The Muldoon 5000 at August 25, 2023 10:02 AM (krqg6)

136 You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh

Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2023 10:02 AM (AwUtb)

137 NBC 4 New York’s lead sports anchor Bruce Beck was robbed of his wallet Wednesday night when he was confronted by a thief near the station’s studio at Rockefeller Plaza, according to police sources. Beck, 66, was walking on 49th Street around 9:30 p.m. when the unidentified male ripped his back pocket and swiped the wallet, police sources told The Post. The thief ran off with another person who cops believe was a lookout. Both individuals were last seen entering the 49th Street subway station in Midtown Manhattan, police said in a news release about the grand larceny case.

Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2023 10:02 AM (RHGPo)

138 Looks like somebody is disabling Muldoon's memory modules.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2023 10:03 AM (bQKgA)

139 If you want a good guffaw, JJ provided a link this morning with Guv Ron's Great American Comeback

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1980 produced a formative moment for this then-young and very junior Democratic Capitol Hill staffer, who was shocked to hear himself musing while watching the first Republican primary debate: “I could vote for any of these guys.”

44 years later, he might at times have felt the same way about Wednesday night’s initial GOP wrangle. All eight candidates showed up prepared to present compelling personal and professional narratives and stake out distinct terrain.

https://tinyurl.com/yve3y722
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I haven't even read the rest but this is gold, Jerry. I sometimes wonder if these people are even real.

Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:03 AM (qS4hA)

140 On a day like that, the lass could really use a hot mug of Cream of Lutefisk soup when she arrives at her destination.

Posted by: Thorvald at August 25, 2023 10:03 AM (a3Q+t)

141 TJM is allowed to post once a month.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

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Heh. Always suspected that he was an Illegal Scandinavian.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:03 AM (f6UzA)

142 We know that is not a painting of Brie Larson.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 25, 2023 10:04 AM (CecP5)

143
I was unaware until my wife pointed out to me that Nina Hartley was an actual pronstar and didn't need to act at all in the film.

I need to get out more.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:01 AM (qoGsy)



She had to do EVERYTHING because she really wasn't all that much to look at.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

144 Newspaper Publisher Gannett Sued for Discrimination Against White Employees

Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2023 10:04 AM (RHGPo)

145 Ah, the New York my father loved before the needles and piles of shit on the ground.

Le sigh

Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:04 AM (G5ty7)

146 Heh. Always suspected that he was an Illegal Scandinavian.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:03 AM (f6UzA)



*touches nose*

*points*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

147 The Urban Sombrero© is best for the rainy season, kayaking down the Amazon to Machu-Pichu!

Posted by: Jay Peterman at August 25, 2023 10:05 AM (krqg6)

148 117: dude got pulled under.

I had heard the radio edit for months so hearing the actual studio version on Images and Words was something of a shock. And yeah, the ending freaked me out. But the album grew on me to the point where I bought my own CD copy of it.

Easily one of my favorite albums of all time, if not THE favorite.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:05 AM (f0XAF)

149 Georgia’s separatist-held region of Abkhazia has firmly rejected suggestions it could be annexed by Russia, insisting that its autonomy from Moscow is not up for discussion. In a statement issued by the unrecognized South Caucasus state’s foreign ministry on Thursday, officials said that while it is “a steadfast ally of the Russian Federation,” its self-proclaimed statehood “is not a subject for debate.” The comments come shortly after the deputy chairman of the Kremlin’s Security Council, former president Dmitry Medvedev, hinted that Moscow could seek to absorb the two Russian-backed breakaway regions of neighboring Georgia — Abkhazia and South Ossetia.

Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2023 10:05 AM (RHGPo)

150 Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:04 AM (G5ty7)

Good to see you commenting again.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 25, 2023 10:06 AM (nC+QA)

151 In this painting, as in life...

There Is Such A Thing As Too Much.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:06 AM (f0XAF)

152 It's a big enough umbrella.....

It's always me that ends up getting wet.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

153 149 Georgia’s separatist-held region of Abkhazia has firmly rejected suggestions it could be annexed by Russia, insisting that its autonomy from Moscow is not up for discussion. In a statement issued by the unrecognized South Caucasus state’s foreign ministry on Thursday, officials said that while it is “a steadfast ally of the Russian Federation,” its self-proclaimed statehood “is not a subject for debate.” The comments come shortly after the deputy chairman of the Kremlin’s Security Council, former president Dmitry Medvedev, hinted that Moscow could seek to absorb the two Russian-backed breakaway regions of neighboring Georgia — Abkhazia and South Ossetia.
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2023 10:05 AM (RHGPo)

Dang them Duke Boys!

Posted by: Boss Hoggovitch at August 25, 2023 10:07 AM (N3zMI)

154 WTF is The Muldoon 5000?

A Road Race? Punning Race? AI ChatBot?

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:07 AM (f6UzA)

155 NBC 4 New York’s lead sports anchor Bruce Beck was robbed of his wallet Wednesday night when he was confronted by a thief near the station’s studio at Rockefeller Plaza, according to police sources. Beck, 66, was walking on 49th Street around 9:30 p.m. when the unidentified male ripped his back pocket and swiped the wallet, police sources told The Post. The thief ran off with another person who cops believe was a lookout. Both individuals were last seen entering the 49th Street subway station in Midtown Manhattan, police said in a news release about the grand larceny case.
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2023 10:02 AM (RHGPo)



Who did Bruce vote for for mayor?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

156 Hey Polliwog!

It's been awhile. A lot of sad things happened in my life but getting back in the Moron Groove!

Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:08 AM (G5ty7)

157 WaPo has the sadz over this:

Facebook and YouTube are receding from their role as watchdogs against conspiracy theories ahead of the 2024 presidential election



Uhm yeah you fucktards because a judge told them they can’t take orders from Biden anymore.

Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (5yi9d)

158 I must say, CBD appears to have returned from his maple syrup rehab none the worse for wear, and perhaps even a better person.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (a3Q+t)

159
It's been awhile. A lot of sad things happened in my life but getting back in the Moron Groove!
Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:08 AM (G5ty7)



Sorry to hear that.

Glad to see you back in the fray.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

160 but was always super pissy that this got the attention of me and every other 15 year old boy in class. She struck me later as the kind of woman who dressed for attention and then became enraged when she got it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

This made me laugh.

My colleague was publicly embarrassed when a high school "took my one shot" and used his time at the mic at an awards ceremony to tell her she was hot and ask her to prom. Not only is she happily married, but her husband and one of their children were present.

Horny boys are horny.

She was 50 and the hip-twitch in her walk was the result of a birth defect, but she wore dresses and stockings (unlike their moms who wore sweats and pjs), so she was 10x sexier than any adult woman in the vicinity. Ha ha.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (/+bwe)

161 Waves to Sponge

Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (G5ty7)

162 Lovely painting. The stockings were a nice touch.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2023 10:10 AM (/qczr)

163 Hugh Jass


Jassy is a city in Romania. I assume it’s huge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:10 AM (xTRSc)

164 P.S . If this is a prostitute she seems overly dressed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (iQFUe)

I used to know this older black lady who was a working girl. She would dress to the Nines even in the heat. Hat, gloves, purse, tight dress, heels. She looked like Diahann Carroll.

When she would walk by I used to ask her "How's business?" and she always said "I can't complain". Then shortly thereafter someone cruising by would stop and give her a ride.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2023 10:10 AM (iw4IE)

165 It's been awhile. A lot of sad things happened in my life but getting back in the Moron Groove!
Posted by: Mpfs

Glad you are back! Hopefully, things are turning around for you.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:10 AM (qoGsy)

166
Who did Bruce vote for for mayor?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

—-

I have been assured here many times that nobody deserves to be a victim of policies they vote for. See Maui as exhibit A most recently.

Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (5yi9d)

167 100 but was always super pissy that this got the attention of me and every other 15 year old boy in class. She struck me later as the kind of woman who dressed for attention and then became enraged when she got it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Classic prick tease.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 09:55 AM (G8h7g)

I still remember her skirt to pants ratio was about 4-1. That is, for every day she wore pants, there were 4 where she wore a skirt or a dress.

Curly haired brunette, Southern accent. Late 20s.
The memory is a curse sometimes.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (f0XAF)

168 There are so many 100 comment violations, CBD would need to just delete the entire thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:54 AM


Ah...flip-flop boy doesn't understand the 100 comment restrictions.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (lQONO)

169 Where are the muggers in that painting. You can't have a modern city without muggers.

Muggers, beggars, graffiti, homeless, drug addicts... you know, all the comforts of home.

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (ptElO)

170 140 On a day like that, the lass could really use a hot mug of Cream of Lutefisk soup when she arrives at her destination.
Posted by: Thorvald at August 25, 2023 10:03 AM (a3Q+t)

With extra Salmiak.

Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (UnA8+)

171 Why is she out in the rain?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (RIvkX)

172
Ah...flip-flop boy doesn't understand the 100 comment restrictions.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (lQONO)



I refuse to read your mind. I like my sanity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

173 Yes, I'd definitely hang this painting.

The artist, John French Sloan, was a member of the Ashcan School, a group of eight who found art in the 'ashcans' of dirty cities & featured (as per The Art Story) "gritty urban subject matter, dark palette, and gestural brushwork."

Thanks, also for a nice end-of-the week selection.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 25, 2023 10:12 AM (GshMh)

174 Then shortly thereafter someone cruising by would stop and give her a ride.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

'give her a ride'.

I'll bet they did. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:12 AM (qoGsy)

175 Who did Bruce vote for for mayor?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:07 AM

“Dude I’ve lived here for over 20 years. You’re nuts haha. It’s lovely here,” he tweeted back. “Don’t leave anything valuable in it. It’s called living in a big city.” You can be mad but I guess I don’t personally view my car wallet as an extension of myself and I’ve never really felt violated any of the 15 or so times my car wallet was broken in to. Once a guy accidentally left a cool knife in my car wallet so if it keeps happening you might get a little treat.

Posted by: Seth Rogan at August 25, 2023 10:12 AM (JCZqz)

176 Never have your wallet in your back pocket.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 25, 2023 10:13 AM (7TJP5)

177
I have been assured here many times that nobody deserves to be a victim of policies they vote for. See Maui as exhibit A most recently.
Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:11 AM (5yi9d)



Ah, but you'll get no assurance from me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

178 Hugs to all the Horde, even the smelly ones!

Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:13 AM (G5ty7)

179 No sign of Central Park Five.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 25, 2023 10:13 AM (rJ48h)

180 Posted by: Seth Rogan at August 25, 2023 10:12 AM (JCZqz)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 25, 2023 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

181 Nina Hartley was one of the porn stars I met at the topless club where I was a bouncer. The only ones I actually liked were Victoria Paris and Ashlyn Gere, who was in an episode of the X-files. David Duchovny got her the role in the show.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 25, 2023 10:13 AM (CecP5)

182 Hugs to all the Horde, even the smelly ones!

Posted by: Mpfs

Thank you!

*snifs pits*

Posted by: Mary Catherine Gallagher at August 25, 2023 10:14 AM (qoGsy)

183 She struck me later as the kind of woman who dressed for attention and then became enraged when she got it.

At one company I worked at they had a very attractive woman who did most of the training sessions we were all required to attend.

For the sexual harassment training course she wore a see through shirt and pants so tight you can see for a fact she was a woman.

And...this is just normal corporate America. So I faced a tough choice...focus on the instructor and maybe get in trouble or nod off because the material was boring and stupid and get in trouble. Fortunately there was a production issue and I got excused to deal with it.

Posted by: Sir Mix A lot at August 25, 2023 10:14 AM (lc5cP)

184 I noticed Biden's alias "Robin Ware" was a salute to his crimes, with ware being goods, but hadn't noticed until my mom (feisty former Democrat and now dedicated MAGA) pointed it out.

Robert Peters

As in Rob Peters...

to pay Paul

Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:14 AM (qS4hA)

185
And...this is just normal corporate America. So I faced a tough choice...focus on the instructor and maybe get in trouble or nod off because the material was boring and stupid and get in trouble. Fortunately there was a production issue and I got excused to deal with it.

Posted by: Sir Mix A lot at August 25, 2023 10:14 AM (lc5cP)



I thought your job was rapping about big asses.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

186 When two men share an umbrella, both of them get wet.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2023 10:15 AM (AwUtb)

187 As always, I come here for the insightful commentary but stay for the filth!

Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:16 AM (G5ty7)

188 Talk about a special prosecutor!

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
NEW: Chummy Delaware Prosecutor In Weiss's Office Emailed to Joe Biden's Secret Address, Gushed About How Much He 'Loves' Biden Family

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:16 AM (FVME7)

189 This is behind enemy lines. Would not hang.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at August 25, 2023 10:16 AM (tA1/w)

190 184 I noticed Biden's alias "Robin Ware" was a salute to his crimes, with ware being goods, but hadn't noticed until my mom (feisty former Democrat and now dedicated MAGA) pointed it out.

Robert Peters

As in Rob Peters...

to pay Paul
Posted by: ...
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Note that Mitch has not said one damn word even before his 'fall' about the wholesale corruption of the Biden family. I suspect that is because he is the same or worse in the corruption dept. and specifically being bought by China.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:17 AM (cXjiH)

191 As always, I come here for the insightful commentary but stay for the filth!
Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:16 AM (G5ty7)



It's NY. Rain can't wash the shit away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

192 Thank you CBD for this wonderful Sloan. The museum with the best Sloan collection is the Delaware Art Museum. Sloan's widow had a long affiliation with that institution.

Posted by: Ashcan School Rules! at August 25, 2023 10:17 AM (83IzV)

193 As always, I come here for the insightful commentary but stay for the filth!
Posted by: Mpfs

There's some lovely filth down here!
-- Monty Python Woman

Posted by: Mary Catherine Gallagher at August 25, 2023 10:17 AM (qoGsy)

194 If you do not want it to rain, always carry an umbrella.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2023 10:18 AM (AwUtb)

195 About Biden falling asleep. At 75 I'm close enough to his age to understand: I find my self having to take naps like a child, during the day. Sigh, just one of the joys of aging.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 25, 2023 10:18 AM (CecP5)

196 I thought your job was rapping about big asses.

Stupid sock...

Posted by: 18-1 who rarely wraps about asses at August 25, 2023 10:18 AM (lc5cP)

197 Posted by: Sir Mix A lot at August 25, 2023 10:14 AM
_____

Did she also had an Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face? I can see why you needed to get out of there.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 25, 2023 10:19 AM (7TJP5)

198 Note that Mitch has not said one damn word even before his 'fall' about the wholesale corruption of the Biden family. I suspect that is because he is the same or worse in the corruption dept. and specifically being bought by China.

They all know what each other is doing. They're all in on the game to some extent. Notice that not one senator, at least to my knowledge, has ever retired and then named names. Not one.

Posted by: Enjoy the Show at August 25, 2023 10:19 AM (CcBpl)

199 Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:08 AM (G5ty7)

OMG it's good to see you. So sorry to hear about life. I will add you to my prayers.

Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:19 AM (qS4hA)

200 Helen Farr Sloan was an excellent artist herself and lived until 2005 and was a big booster of her husbands' art. Sloan died in 1951 and was forty years older than Helen.

Posted by: Ashcan School Rules! at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (83IzV)

201 Bongino posts to It.

Dan Bongino
@dbongino
Dude [Stephen King], please stop clout chasing off my account. You were once a respected writer. Now you’re a barking chihuahua ankle-biting me for attention. I respond because I enjoy taunting an obese, decaying meat puppet like you and knowing you can’t do jack shit about it other than bitch on Twitter. Now, kindly go fuck yourself and get back to your porn collection. Thanks. 👍

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (FVME7)

202 . She struck me later as the kind of woman who dressed for attention and then became enraged when she got it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 09:49 AM (f0XAF)

She was probably trying to get the attention of some other teacher or admin she thought was cute. That attention would've been fine. Bunch of horny 24/7 fifteen-year-old boys, not so much apparently.

Posted by: Then again, some people are just freakin' weird at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (fhX0j)

203 I just saw an add for "Vegan Oreo Cheesecake."

:: shudders ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (t0OGg)

204 Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:17 AM (cXjiH)

We know a group of birds is a "flock". What is a group of robber barons called?

A "congress".

Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:21 AM (qS4hA)

205 Now, kindly go fuck yourself and get back to your porn collection. Thanks. 👍
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (FVME7)



Porn begs Stephen King not to watch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

206 18 42 - 19 - 56
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
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You could say she's got it all

Posted by: scampydog at August 25, 2023 10:22 AM (2bFN5)

207 I used to know this older black lady who was a working girl. She would dress to the Nines even in the heat. Hat, gloves, purse, tight dress, heels. She looked like Diahann Carroll.

When she would walk by I used to ask her "How's business?" and she always said "I can't complain". Then shortly thereafter someone cruising by would stop and give her a ride.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2023 10:10 AM (iw4IE)
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First time I was propositioned by a prostitute caught me off-guard.

Was 17 walking down the Las Vegas Strip at night -- wearing the only cheap-assed black suit I had wanting to not look so under-aged at the blackjack tables -- and a nicely-dressed black woman sidles up next to me asking "Hey baby, are you a musician?"

"Uhm, no."

"You wanna party?"

* blushes * "Uhm, no thank you ma'am."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:22 AM (f6UzA)

208 I just saw an add for "Vegan Oreo Cheesecake."

:: shudders ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (t0OGg)



Oreo made rainbow cookies for homos.

Oreo can mulef*ck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

209 Remember: more than 4000 people have been (felony) prosecuted for falsifying a form 4473, Hunter Biden is the only one who was ever offered "Diversion" on the charge. Why in the world would people think that there is a two tier JustUs system?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 25, 2023 10:22 AM (CecP5)

210 I thought it was called a 'fleece' of congressmen

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (7TJP5)

211 199
Thank you so much!

I needed to work through things in my own time. My own way.

Posted by: Mpfs at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (G5ty7)

212 I thought it was called a 'fleece' of congressmen
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (7TJP5)



That's a hemorrhoid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

213 We know a group of birds is a "flock". What is a group of robber barons called?

A "congress".
Posted by: ...
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LoL

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (cXjiH)

214 She was probably trying to get the attention of some other teacher or admin she thought was cute. That attention would've been fine. Bunch of horny 24/7 fifteen-year-old boys, not so much apparently.
Posted by: Then again, some people are just freakin' weird at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (fhX0j)

Yeah, make it our fault that her hips, *** and thighs were perfect.

Posted by: Horny 15-year-old boys in Freshman English thinking about the teacher at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (f0XAF)

215 Oreo made rainbow cookies for homos.

Oreo can mulef*ck.
Posted by: Sponge
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Hydrox are better anyway.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:24 AM (cXjiH)

216 Murder of crows.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

217 -------
Hydrox are better anyway.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:24 AM (cXjiH)



Horribly named, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

218 208 I just saw an add for "Vegan Oreo Cheesecake."

:: shudders ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (t0OGg)


Oreo made rainbow cookies for homos.

Oreo can mulef*ck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

And now they have Oreo cheesecake for homos.

Posted by: Let's face if you're vegan you probably ain't straight at August 25, 2023 10:25 AM (fhX0j)

219 205 Now, kindly go fuck yourself and get back to your porn collection. Thanks. 👍
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (FVME7)

Porn begs Stephen King not to watch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:21 AM

Porn isn't alive and has no feelings. Now, the children in the porn I imagine King watches (based off his creepy writing choices) are another matter...

Posted by: The Dark Web at August 25, 2023 10:25 AM (JCZqz)

220 Nabisco is run by sodomites.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (NlOOx)

221 This doesn't sound too fucking threatening...

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 24m
NEW - Biden's climate czar John Kerry: "Now humanity is inexorably threatened by humanity itself."
"Climate Envoy" John Kerry Plays Up Theatrics In Scotland

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (krqg6)

222 You know why I'm a terrible person? Commie trannyfucker Ben and Jerry's finally came out with a proper Cookies and Cream flavor.

Well I only rarely eat ice cream but when I do it's cookies and cream.

So I bought four tubs for my standup freezer. I support commie shitstains. 🤦🏻 Then again, you do too if you subscribe to an internet provider or a phone company, have a computer or phone by Microsoft, Google or Apple, or buy any of P&G's ten billion products. But still - I judge myself.

Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (qS4hA)

223 214 She was probably trying to get the attention of some other teacher or admin she thought was cute. That attention would've been fine. Bunch of horny 24/7 fifteen-year-old boys, not so much apparently.
Posted by: Then again, some people are just freakin' weird at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (fhX0j)

Yeah, make it our fault that her hips, *** and thighs were perfect.
Posted by: Horny 15-year-old boys in Freshman English thinking about the teacher at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (f0XAF)

Middle school social studies teacher. She was insanely hot. My best friend commented that you could see her nips through her shirt. Now, I'm not sure if you really could or not, but my middle school eyes saw many a darkened outline through those white blouses.

God bless the USA.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (KbCG3)

224 Horribly named, tho.
Posted by: Sponge
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So is the National Biscuit Company--Nabisco for short.

Biscuits should have gravy. Not cookies.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (cXjiH)

225 Yeah, make it our fault that her hips, *** and thighs were perfect.
Posted by: Horny 15-year-old boys in Freshman English thinking about the teacher at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM (f0XAF)

Got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher!

Posted by: Van Halen 1984 at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (fhX0j)

226 Heineken sold its Russia operations for $1. I guess losing money is really showing Putin. Lol.

Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (5yi9d)

227 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 24m
NEW - Biden's climate czar John Kerry: "Now humanity is inexorably threatened by humanity itself."
"Climate Envoy" John Kerry Plays Up Theatrics In Scotland
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (krqg6)



Can't he be part of a plane crash?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

228 "Dude [Stephen King], please stop clout chasing off my account. You were once a respected writer. Now you’re a barking chihuahua ankle-biting me for attention. I respond because I enjoy taunting an obese, decaying meat puppet like you and knowing you can’t do jack shit about it other than bitch on Twitter. Now, kindly go fuck yourself and get back to your porn collection. Thanks."

Wait, how the fuck can Stephen King be on Twitter/X? I'm not on there because it is poison but it has character limits, and Stephen King as we all know lacks artistic restraint and does not know when to shut up and move on in his works.

Does he personally crash the site?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (f0XAF)

229 Heineken sold its Russia operations for $1. I guess losing money is really showing Putin. Lol.
Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (5yi9d)



Heineken used a homo to tell us it's ok for a man to flip another man's meat.

Heineken can mulef*ck as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

230 Sigmond Freud? Sure.

Julius Freud? Hell NO!

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 25, 2023 10:28 AM (8fpTj)

231 ... At one company I worked at they had a very attractive woman who did most of the training sessions we were all required to attend.

For the sexual harassment training course she wore a see through shirt and pants so tight you can see for a fact she was a woman. ...
Posted by: Sir Mix A lot at August 25, 2023 10:14 AM (lc5cP)
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She's either deliberately cruel or extremely hard-up. If there is one group of women who are utterly off-limits to *every* man in the company, it's the chicks who work for HR.

When I smoked, I was out having a cigarette and this stone-cold fox walked over and couldn't find her lighter. Being the gentleman I am, I lit her cigarette for her. I noticed that her ID badge was from my company, but I had never seen her before. I asked where she worked. She said, "Oh, I am in from another office. I work for HR and ..."

That was it. I huffed down my cigarette and got back to work. Didn't hit on her, didn't even introduce myself. I wasn't the only one. She became openly irritated by the end of the week, but it is what it is. She's HR, which means all men at work move her to the "no" pile. Some risks just aren't worth it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:28 AM (t0OGg)

232 Remember: more than 4000 people have been (felony) prosecuted for falsifying a form 4473, Hunter Biden is the only one who was ever offered "Diversion" on the charge. Why in the world would people think that there is a two tier JustUs system?

It used to really piss me off, the sudden interest in the hypocrisy of our justice system. It's always been like this, FYI, for those of you who didn't grow up extremely poor in certain areas. It has occurred to me, however, that for many ? They honestly simply had an assumption that a justice system they'd never been caught up in was always generally fair. This ties into one of the trains of thought in the previous thread. Many people simply go on with their assumptions, and build an entire worldview around them. They won't tolerate those assumptions being destroyed, because they spend a lot of time and effort building that worldview.

Posted by: Enjoy the Show at August 25, 2023 10:28 AM (CcBpl)

233
186 When two men share an umbrella, both of them get wet.
_____

What are things Confucius said?

Posted by: Jeopardy Contestant at August 25, 2023 10:28 AM (7TJP5)

234
Got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher!
Posted by: Van Halen 1984 at August 25, 2023 10:27 AM (fhX0j)



Best remake ever........


https://youtu.be/fZ53s3-ldqc

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

235 Biscuits should have gravy. Not cookies.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (cXjiH)
*******
Tell that to biscotti.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (AwUtb)

236 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - Hunter Biden moves into $15,800-a-month Malibu home and his taxpayer-funded Secret Service detail into a $16,000-a-month home nearby — Daily Mail

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (krqg6)

237 222 You know why I'm a terrible person? Commie trannyfucker Ben and Jerry's finally came out with a proper Cookies and Cream flavor.

Well I only rarely eat ice cream but when I do it's cookies and cream.

So I bought four tubs for my standup freezer. I support commie shitstains. 🤦🏻 Then again, you do too if you subscribe to an internet provider or a phone company, have a computer or phone by Microsoft, Google or Apple, or buy any of P&G's ten billion products. But still - I judge myself.
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (qS4hA)

Ice Cream is for Corrupt Old Dementiafvckers like Gropey Joe.

Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (UnA8+)

238 She was probably trying to get the attention of some other teacher or admin she thought was cute. That attention would've been fine. Bunch of horny 24/7 fifteen-year-old boys, not so much apparently.
Posted by: Then again, some people are just freakin' weird at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (fhX0j)

Yeah, make it our fault that her hips, *** and thighs were perfect.
Posted by: Horny 15-year-old boys in Freshman English thinking about the teacher at August 25, 2023 10:23 AM

Don't forget math teachers turning their cute butts to you (writing on the board) and bringing their tits to eye-level (while helping your classmate with a math problem). Ha ha.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (/+bwe)

239 I didn't have any hot teachers. But Lordy were there some smoking hot high school chicks.

Posted by: Like ridiculously good-looking at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (fhX0j)

240 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
After yesterday, I could have gone with something by Munch.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2023 10:30 AM (hv9bm)

241 Someone can double check me, but I believe that every single government monthly stat on jobs and GDP has been revised lower this year, which is quite the feat.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 25, 2023 10:30 AM (lTGtQ)

242 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - Hunter Biden moves into $15,800-a-month Malibu home and his taxpayer-funded Secret Service detail into a $16,000-a-month home nearby — Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (krqg6)



Translation: "Lick my ballsack, plebeians."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

243 I noticed Biden's alias "Robin Ware" was a salute to his crimes, with ware being goods, but hadn't noticed until my mom (feisty former Democrat and now dedicated MAGA) pointed it out.

Robert Peters

As in Rob Peters...

to pay Paul

Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:14 AM (qS4hA)

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Remember reading this online: Joe Biden wrote to his son Hunter and others close to him using the pseudonym “Peter Henderson” -- a fictional Soviet Union-era spy in several Tom Clancy novels (including "The Hunt for Red October") who infiltrated the US government.

Yeah, that tracks ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (f6UzA)

244 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - Hunter Biden moves into $15,800-a-month Malibu home and his taxpayer-funded Secret Service detail into a $16,000-a-month home nearby — Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (krqg6)

Is that wrong?

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (iw4IE)

245 CBD appears to have returned from his maple syrup rehab none the worse for wear, and perhaps even a better person.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (a3Q+t)

Yes...I have learned to tolerate people with the maple-syrup-on-French-Toast sickness much better now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (lQONO)

246 241 Someone can double check me, but I believe that every single government monthly stat on jobs and GDP has been revised lower this year, which is quite the feat.
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It must be progressive.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (Hudry)

247 Tell that to biscotti.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Unlike Ace, I do not speak italian so I can go under the happy ignorant assumption that biscotti are in fact, a cookie.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (cXjiH)

248 That lady's gonna get mugged.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (06vRX)

249 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 5h
JUST IN - Paper straws deemed "eco-friendly" contain potentially toxic chemicals which could pose a risk to people, wildlife and the environment, a study has found — Sky News

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (krqg6)

250 Yes...I have learned to tolerate people with the maple-syrup-on-French-Toast sickness much better now.
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What do you put on waffles? Mayonnaise?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (Hudry)

251
Yes...I have learned to tolerate people with the maple-syrup-on-French-Toast sickness much better now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (lQONO)



HA!

Posted by: Chicken and Waffles at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

252 My senior year of HS I think I legit had a chance with a teacher. I could have been imagining of course but I swear there was a vibe there between us. I chickened out and never pursued it. One of my life regrets lol.

Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (5yi9d)

253 249 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 5h
JUST IN - Paper straws deemed "eco-friendly" contain potentially toxic chemicals which could pose a risk to people, wildlife and the environment, a study has found — Sky News
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Wood pulp is dangerous.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (Hudry)

254 First time I was propositioned by a prostitute caught me off-guard.

Was 17 walking down the Las Vegas Strip at night -- wearing the only cheap-assed black suit I had wanting to not look so under-aged at the blackjack tables -- and a nicely-dressed black woman sidles up next to me asking "Hey baby, are you a musician?" ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:22 AM (f6UzA)
++++
Way better than mine. I was getting a sandwich at an Omaha Wal-Mart at 03:30 AM during my lunch break and a black man and woman walked up to me. He pointed at her and said, "hey, how do you like my girl? Do you wanna spend a little time with her?" I said I was on my lunch break and so wouldn't have the time. He assured me, "brother, she's good. She don't need much time!" I declined and they moved along.

Getting propositioned by a pimp on behalf of his whore in an Omaha Wal-Mart during the wee hours of the morning was not on my bingo card.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (t0OGg)

255 251 HA!
Posted by: Chicken and Waffles at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

Amish style is better.

Smothered in Chicken Gravy.

Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 10:33 AM (UnA8+)

256 ----------------
What do you put on waffles? Mayonnaise?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (Hudry)



The dude that puts mayonnaise in his coffee is getting free Hellmann's for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

257 JUST IN - Paper straws deemed "eco-friendly" contain potentially toxic chemicals which could pose a risk to people, wildlife and the environment, a study has found — Sky News


Not only that, they're horrible straws.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

258 Unlike Ace, I do not speak italian so I can go under the happy ignorant assumption that biscotti are in fact, a cookie.
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I thought Biscotti was a mobster from Miami.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (Hudry)

259 They all know what each other is doing. They're all in on the game to some extent. Notice that not one senator, at least to my knowledge, has ever retired and then named names. Not one.

Posted by: Enjoy the Show at August 25, 2023 10:19 AM (CcBpl)

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It's like a federal mafia or something.

"You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave."

Lest you and your entire family get the Vince Foster, Ron Brown, Seth Rich, or Jeffrey Esptein treatment.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (f6UzA)

260 Getting propositioned by a pimp on behalf of his whore in an Omaha Wal-Mart during the wee hours of the morning was not on my bingo card.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Well the superstores do have a bedding department and dressing rooms.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (cXjiH)

261 I can go under the happy ignorant assumption that biscotti are in fact, a cookie.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (cXjiH)

What? They don't have cookies on Endor?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (lQONO)

262 The dude that puts mayonnaise in his coffee is getting free Hellmann's for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)


He better. Because I was treated to two seasons of him as QB at Kentucky. He's not getting a second NFL contract.

Posted by: Enjoy the Show at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (CcBpl)

263 Global warming boiling continues worldwide:

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 5h
NEW - Greece has called out "arsonist scum" after police made 79 arson arrests over wildfires ravaging the country.

disclose.tv/id/977m9mzn3c/

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (krqg6)

264 Well the superstores do have a bedding department and dressing rooms.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (cXjiH)
++++
Honestly, I didn't consider the logistics if I had taken them up on the offer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (t0OGg)

265 I didn't have any hot teachers. But Lordy were there some smoking hot high school chicks.


Yeah, same here. Not a teacher in high school who could compare with many of the girls. Man, o man.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (xTRSc)

266 Amish style is better.


That's what Yoder said!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (G8h7g)

267 I thought Biscotti was a mobster from Miami.
Posted by: Puddinhead
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I guess he had a hard cookie filled with nuts named in his honor.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (cXjiH)

268 ---------------
I thought Biscotti was a mobster from Miami.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (Hudry)



I thought Biscotti was that actor dude with the horrible teeth and bugeyes in the Music / Band shirt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

269 Getting propositioned by a pimp on behalf of his whore in an Omaha Wal-Mart during the wee hours of the morning was not on my bingo card.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (t0OGg)
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A long time ago, I was wandering the streets of my little town late at night. I encountered a young black woman who started walking my way. When I found a good place to diverge, she offered to give me a blowjob for $2.

It's the first and last time I've ever been propositioned by a $2 whore...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (YIVH2)

270 The only prostitutes who will proposition me look like Ernest Borgnine in drag.

Posted by: Steven King at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (dwQXv)

271 I just saw an add for "Vegan Oreo Cheesecake."

:: shudders ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:20 AM (t0OGg)

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Chalk full of cricket protein!

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (f6UzA)

272 Honestly, I didn't consider the logistics if I had taken them up on the offer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Heck, they even have condoms plus a way to sanitary rinse your parts afterwards. Like in the Blues Brothers--"Man this (Wal Mart) has everything!!!"

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (cXjiH)

273 -------
Well the superstores do have a bedding department and dressing rooms.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (cXjiH)



This seems the perfect setting for a Jackass video......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

274 I didn't have any hot teachers. But Lordy were there some smoking hot high school chicks.
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Oh, I definitely did...My first Spanish teacher in high school was a smoke show.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (YIVH2)

275 239: that was the one hot teacher that I had. I haven't even mentioned the girls I remember.

(Well, my fourth grade teacher was young and pretty but that wasn't what I was thinking about in regards to her. She was bloody awesome. I would also give her credit in aiding my becoming a virulent anti-communist whether she intended to or not. This was in Germany: when she found out I was visiting Berlin - a city she had been to - she insisted that I have my parents take me to the Haus am Checkpoint Charlie. And that's for starters.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (f0XAF)

276 Heck, they even have condoms plus a way to sanitary rinse your parts afterwards. Like in the Blues Brothers--"Man this (Wal Mart) has everything!!!"
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (cXjiH)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (t0OGg)

277 My senior year of HS I think I legit had a chance with a teacher. I could have been imagining of course but I swear there was a vibe there between us. I chickened out and never pursued it. One of my life regrets lol.
Posted by: Montec at Augus

What subject did he teach?

Posted by: Mind Blown at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (j6jA1)

278 Getting propositioned by a pimp on behalf of his whore in an Omaha Wal-Mart during the wee hours of the morning was not on my bingo card.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (t0OGg)

A few months ago I was propositioned by a street walker just across the street from the Moulin Rouge! I thought that was sort of cool.

And on the way back she propositioned me again! Which impressed me...nice focus on the job!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (lQONO)

279 thought Biscotti was that actor dude with the horrible teeth and bugeyes in the Music / Band shirt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

Dead opera singer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (NlOOx)

280 Carlos Santana Smeared as "Anti-Trans" for Saying a "Woman Is a Woman and a Man Is a Man"

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Brian Setzer better warch out!

A woman is a woman and a man ain't nothin' but a male
A woman is a woman and a man ain't nothin' but a male
One good thing about him
He knows how to jive an' wail

-
Hate singing if ever I heard it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (FVME7)

281 NEW - Greece has called out "arsonist scum" after police made 79 arson arrests over wildfires ravaging the country.
_____

The arsonists are doing the work that a slight increase in CO2 is failing to do. Someone has to pick up the slack.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (7TJP5)

282 Oh, I definitely did...My first Spanish teacher in high school was a smoke show.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2023 10:36 AM (YIVH2)
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The one pretty teacher I had was a French teacher. I didn't take French, but I did notice her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (t0OGg)

283 CBD appears to have returned from his maple syrup rehab none the worse for wear, and perhaps even a better person.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2023 10:09 AM (a3Q+t)

Yes...I have learned to tolerate people with the maple-syrup-on-French-Toast sickness much better now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:31 AM (lQONO)


Batlover is such a suckup. Don't listen to him, CBD, you are perfect, don't ever change!!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (RA7Yy)

284 Um. Ooookay.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
'SHOOT ME! I'VE BEEN SHOT BEFORE!' | Woman Gets Tased and Arrested After Attacking a School Secretary In Oklahoma

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (krqg6)

285 270 The only prostitutes who will proposition me look like Ernest Borgnine in drag.
Posted by: Steven King

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"And Steven was strangely fine with that; and now you know the rest of the story. Good Day!!"

Posted by: Paul Harvey at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (cXjiH)

286 Heck, they even have condoms plus a way to sanitary rinse your parts afterwards. Like in the Blues Brothers--"Man this (Wal Mart) has everything!!!"
Posted by: whig


That fancy Dyson urinal sucks. Blows piss everywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (G8h7g)

287 A few months ago I was propositioned by a street walker just across the street from the Moulin Rouge! I thought that was sort of cool.

And on the way back she propositioned me again! Which impressed me...nice focus on the job!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (lQONO)
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And they say work ethic is dead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (t0OGg)

288
He better. Because I was treated to two seasons of him as QB at Kentucky. He's not getting a second NFL contract.
Posted by: Enjoy the Show at August 25, 2023 10:34 AM (CcBpl)



Kentucky should be happy they got a football player drafted, given their prowess in the D-I football ranks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

289 That fancy Dyson urinal sucks. Blows piss everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (G8h7g)
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LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (t0OGg)

290
Porn isn't alive and has no feelings. Now, the children in the porn I imagine King watches (based off his creepy writing choices) are another matter...


To be fair to King, It is a fascinating horror novel. That...he included an underage gang bang in for absolutely no reason.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (lc5cP)

291 What? They don't have cookies on Endor?
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Wookie-Paws.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (krqg6)

292 266 That's what Yoder said!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:35 AM (G8h7g)

What the Stoltzfus?

Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (UnA8+)

293 This doesn't sound too fucking threatening...

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 24m
NEW - Biden's climate czar John Kerry: "Now humanity is inexorably threatened by humanity itself."
"Climate Envoy" John Kerry Plays Up Theatrics In Scotland

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:26 AM (krqg6)

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Does Putin have a spare wine bomb?

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:38 AM (f6UzA)

294 > The name is Maltese, although we don't claim him.
Posted by: Knights of Malta at August 25, 2023 09:44 AM (JCZqz)

Yes, the malted milk is a much better thing to be known for.

As far as SecTrans is concerned, I'm still going with Butt Jizz.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (Y6AXb)

295 Amish style is better.

Those bonnets come off eventually.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (qoGsy)

296 {254}... Getting propositioned by a pimp on behalf of his whore in an Omaha Wal-Mart during the wee hours of the morning was not on my bingo card.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (t0OGg)


I assure you it wasn't the square marked "FREE".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (qPw5n)

297
That fancy Dyson urinal sucks. Blows piss everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (G8h7g)



I thought Dyson's claim to fame was sucking?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

298 They all know what each other is doing. They're all in on the game to some extent. Notice that not one senator, at least to my knowledge, has ever retired and then named names. Not one.

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I assume Company Men visit them within their first two weeks of office and explain to them how things work, and point out delicate items like their or their families' business that they thought was private. Or point to things like the massive car explosion from a low-speed sideswipe in Georgia that suddenly determined that the election was on the up and up.

Remember the guy in a wheelchair from NC? There weren't many more MAGA, and he was even approached for some orgy or something. Then crickets.

They have no problem burning 1000+ children to death in Maui. Do you think they're worried about some trifling little number involved in a local job?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (oZ23Y)

299 Joe Mannix, would she have bangable had she not been a hooker?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (xTRSc)

300 In junior high one of the girl's phys-ed teachers was a Redskinette. Short, bleached blond with the required rack. It was something of a treat when the girls did a set of jumping jacks led by this chick.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (Q4IgG)

301 Amish style is better.

Those bonnets come off eventually.

Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (qoGsy)



Rumspringa!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

302 And on the way back she propositioned me again! Which impressed me...nice focus on the job!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Lessons in TQM that you should share in your latest corporate meeting. The customer always comes first!!!

Posted by: Paul Harvey at August 25, 2023 10:40 AM (cXjiH)

303 Item number 1500 or so for a President 18-1 would be banning hand driers for public bathrooms.

They don't dry your hands. They go blow germs and smells all over. And you still have to touch the door handle on the way out directly with your hand.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2023 10:40 AM (lc5cP)

304 Anybody say yet-

There's a hustle in that bustle!


If not-

Who are you people?!?!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2023 10:40 AM (QzZeQ)

305 Joe Mannix, would she have bangable had she not been a hooker?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (xTRSc)



Not if you use the TJM scale.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

306 244. A year and a half ago, reportedly.

Now Hunt & almost his entire family (including, at the minimum, Biden grandkids) all live & travel together. Just like out at Lake Tahoe.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 25, 2023 10:41 AM (GshMh)

307 "Muggers, beggars, graffiti, homeless, drug addicts..."

You forgot prostitutes and gangs.

All part of the leftist utopian dream that was promised by (name your politician) once they got *another* four years in Washington, got your kids in their schools and wars, and half your money in their pockets.

Posted by: Ju at August 25, 2023 10:41 AM (aTmM/)

308 Joe Mannix, would she have bangable had she not been a hooker?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (xTRSc)
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Meh. She wasn't hideous. Nothing special from that standpoint.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:41 AM (t0OGg)

309 In junior high one of the girl's phys-ed teachers was a Redskinette. Short, bleached blond with the required rack. It was something of a treat when the girls did a set of jumping jacks led by this chick.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2023 10:39 AM (Q4IgG)



Aarrroooooooooo!!!

Posted by: Porky's at August 25, 2023 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

310 I didn't have any hot teachers. But Lordy were there some smoking hot high school chicks.


My kindergarten and third grade teachers were sisters. Combined years teaching was 100+ years.

No joke. Mrs. Gorder & Mrs. Gorder.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:41 AM (G8h7g)

311 305 Not if you use the TJM scale.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

If anyone else used the TJM scale, he'd have to duel them in his wife's honor.

Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 10:41 AM (UnA8+)

312 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - Hunter Biden moves into $15,800-a-month Malibu home and his taxpayer-funded Secret Service detail into a $16,000-a-month home nearby — Daily Mail

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (krqg6)

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But can't afford child support for his illegitimate daughter.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:42 AM (f6UzA)

313 MAGA NPR and MAGA The Atlantic are in on the conspire to get Hunter.

Peter Schweizer
@peterschweizer
Title doesn't reflect the substance of this piece by a former NPR reporter: “It now seems quite likely that Hunter Biden has violated one or more U.S. laws. And that’s not all the wrong he has done.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:42 AM (FVME7)

314 They have no problem burning 1000+ children to death in Maui. Do you think they're worried about some trifling little number involved in a local job?
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I think that number will more than double.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:42 AM (Hudry)

315
What subject did he teach?
Posted by: Mind Blown

Law. But I had just turned 18 so not as ironic as it would appear.

Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:42 AM (5yi9d)

316 Sigh, just one of the joys of aging.
Posted by: An Observation
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The Golden Years aren't all they are cracked up to be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:42 AM (m0EjK)

317 I thought Dyson's claim to fame was sucking?
Posted by: Sponge


Dyson blows.



(Hand dryers & fans)

Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:43 AM (G8h7g)

318 I had a smoking hot English teacher in junior high. Just out of college. It was the era of the miniskirt, and she had a pair of those Graeco-Roman sandals with the criss-crossing laces that go up the calf. She often wore them .I've always had a thing for those (or, possibly, that's where I developed a thing for those).

When she sat on the edge of her desk, young Rodrigo's mind was far, far away from Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2023 10:43 AM (Y6AXb)

319 117 Pull Me Under was a great song. Drummer was compared to Neil Peart. The ending sucked tho.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)


Mike Portnoy is a fantastic drummer. Too bad he was kicked out of Dream Theater for wanting to take a breather. I haven't really been following post-Portnoy DT.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 25, 2023 10:43 AM (DTX3h)

320 Someone can double check me, but I believe that every single government monthly stat on jobs and GDP has been revised lower this year, which is quite the feat.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 25, 2023 10:30 AM (lTGtQ)

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"Unexpectedly."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:43 AM (f6UzA)

321 Roseanne Barr
@therealroseanne
Trump’s mugshot is so hot!

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Geez! Get a room!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)

322 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 8h
🚨#BREAKING: The Americana at Brand has been evacuated because of a suspicious toilet
📌#Glendale | #California
Various authorities, including the bomb squad, have gathered at the Americana at Brand shopping center in Glendale, California, as shoppers flee due to a suspicious toilet. The toilet had a note with graffiti claiming it's a bomb that would go off. The Glendale Police Department has evacuated everyone from the shopping center, and a suspect who left the toilet has been arrested and taken into custody for questioning.

https://tinyurl.com/ycknf9bu

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:44 AM (krqg6)

323 Peter Schweizer
@peterschweizer
Title doesn't reflect the substance of this piece by a former NPR reporter: “It now seems quite likely that Hunter Biden has violated one or more U.S. laws. And that’s not all the wrong he has done.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Ah. 'Former'....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:44 AM (m0EjK)

324
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Geez! Get a room!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)



*ace and garrett hardest hit

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

325 *sings*

Baby's back dressed in black
Silver buttons all down her back
High ho tipsy toe
She broke the needle now she can't sew

Walking the dog
Just a-walking the dog
Well if you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog.

Posted by: Zombie Rufus Thomas at August 25, 2023 10:45 AM (QzZeQ)

326 few months ago I was propositioned by a street walker just across the street from the Moulin Rouge! I thought that was sort of cool.

And on the way back she propositioned me again! Which impressed me...nice focus on the job!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August


Is that a .45 in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at August 25, 2023 10:45 AM (sevWW)

327 Wine bombs and toilet bombs.. What's this World coming to ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2023 10:45 AM (bs+z0)

328 Batlover is such a suckup. Don't listen to him, CBD, you are perfect, don't ever change!!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM (RA7Yy)

I like this trend!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:46 AM (lQONO)

329 Getting propositioned by a pimp on behalf of his whore in an Omaha Wal-Mart during the wee hours of the morning was not on my bingo card.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:32 AM (t0OGg)

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LOL.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:46 AM (f6UzA)

330 That fancy Dyson urinal sucks. Blows piss everywhere.
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I wish I would have read that comment before having made #322!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:46 AM (krqg6)

331 We need commonsense toilet control.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:46 AM (xTRSc)

332 Various authorities, including the bomb squad, have gathered at the Americana at Brand shopping center in Glendale, California, as shoppers flee ....
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Exploding commode?
Didn't Mel Gibson/Danny Glover already do this?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:46 AM (m0EjK)

333 I drove 10 hours to Little Rock to attend a 2 month federal law enforcement course. Across the highway from my hotel is a crappy little gas station, so I figured I'd fill up before checking in on my first day.

As I'm fueling, this scrawny black woman with meth mouth comes up to me, scratching her arms, and asks if there's anything she can do to earn some money. As an upper-class white Midwest kid, I had no idea at first what she was suggesting...and when it dawned on me, I had to politely decline.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 25, 2023 10:47 AM (JCZqz)

334 ... The toilet had a note with graffiti claiming it's a bomb that would go off. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:44 AM (krqg6)


If it's one of those 1.28 gpf toilets, the bomb will need to be set off 6 or 7 times before it manages to do anything.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 25, 2023 10:47 AM (qPw5n)

335 --------
Exploding commode?
Didn't Mel Gibson/Danny Glover already do this?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:46 AM (m0EjK)



It IS how Elvis died.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

336 312 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
JUST IN - Hunter Biden moves into $15,800-a-month Malibu home and his taxpayer-funded Secret Service detail into a $16,000-a-month home nearby — Daily Mail

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (krqg6)

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But can't afford child support for his illegitimate daughter.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 25, 2023 10:42 AM (f6UzA)

Nothing says crackhead like a multi-millionaire adult who rents.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 25, 2023 10:47 AM (KbCG3)

337 I saw Suspicious Toilets open for the Sex Pistols at some place and some time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 25, 2023 10:47 AM (ScR16)

338 And just like that, poof, the Maui story is over. Nothing to see here folks move along. 1000 missing people will show up eventually. Thanks for coming. Good bye.

Now on to the new shiny story…mugshots.

Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:48 AM (5yi9d)

339 As I'm fueling, this scrawny black woman with meth mouth comes up to me, scratching her arms, and asks if there's anything she can do to earn some money. As an upper-class white Midwest kid, I had no idea at first what she was suggesting...and when it dawned on me, I had to politely decline.
Posted by: Military Moron
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Did she ask you if you wanted your biscuit buttered?

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:48 AM (cXjiH)

340 Hydrox was original sandwich cookie-Oreos are a johnny-come-lately usurper and copycat. And Biscotti ran a numbers racket and was killed in a barber chair.

Posted by: Histories Mistories! at August 25, 2023 10:48 AM (83IzV)

341 And on the way back she propositioned me again! Which impressed me...nice focus on the job!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:37 AM

Always. Be. Closing.

Posted by: Blake at August 25, 2023 10:48 AM (aQy7p)

342 I dropped a bomb in Scotty's Chuckwagon restroom in Raleigh in 1972. It wouldn't go down and there was no wire hanger available. I sheepishly departed.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (Hudry)

343 275: and under "crazy things you remember": one thing that struck me about my fourth grade teacher (because I might have been young but there were things I noticed) was that she was always super-modestly dressed. If she wore a skirt - fairly often - she almost always wore knee socks. I've never known a woman before or since to wear knee socks as much as she did.

Still, an amazing person. She saw the direction I was going in, academically - one of our first conversations was when I was checking out books from the 900 section (geography/social studies; I had a bunch of books about different countries/regions of the world) - and she absolutely encouraged me to keep going in that direction. More so than even my parents.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (f0XAF)

344 Don't listen to him, CBD, you are perfect,
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The sensitivity training worked wonderfully.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (uanMf)

345 A shopping center is open this early for shoppers to “flee”?

Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (5yi9d)

346 Shocking no one, I've never been propositioned by a hooker.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

347 Las Vegas has them beat for snuffing out a tragic event

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (h5FTW)

348 Getting propositioned by a pimp on behalf of his whore in an Omaha Wal-Mart during the wee hours of the morning was not on my bingo card.

Posted by: Joe Mannix


There's a Merle Haggard old school country song in there somewhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:50 AM (G8h7g)

349 Meh. She wasn't hideous.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

So you're saying I have a chance?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:50 AM (qoGsy)

350 I dropped a bomb in Scotty's Chuckwagon restroom in Raleigh in 1972. It wouldn't go down and there was no wire hanger available. I sheepishly departed.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (Hudry)



In one of life's happiest moments, I was able to drop an impressive deuce at the WalMart in Bill Clinton's home town.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

351 346 Shocking no one, I've never been propositioned by a hooker.
Posted by: Sponge
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Mostly a low rent urban phenomenon.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (cXjiH)

352 Always. Be. Closing.

Posted by: Blake at August 25, 2023 10:48 AM (aQy7p)

Exactly.

I even told her I didn't speak French, and she immediately switched to English.

Impressive job skills.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (lQONO)

353 Las Vegas has them beat for snuffing out a tragic event
Posted by: Skip

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Trick question.

Same folks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - To cheat with DeSantis they'll have to face themselves and admit they're soviet at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (oZ23Y)

354 Did they play the knockout game around the time this painting was done?

Because I’m all for bringing back the knockout game for people with masks.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (CYEzh)

355 In one of life's happiest moments, I was able to drop an impressive deuce at the WalMart in Bill Clinton's home town.
Posted by: Sponge
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Hope or Hot Springs?

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (cXjiH)

356 I dropped a bomb in Scotty's Chuckwagon restroom in Raleigh in 1972. It wouldn't go down and there was no wire hanger available. I sheepishly departed.
Posted by: Puddinhead
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Apparently it swam upstream, and is now in the Governor's office.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (uanMf)

357 This is the best painting of the week.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (NpAcC)

358 I even told her I didn't speak French, and she immediately switched to English.

Impressive job skills.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (lQONO)



"Parle vous pussay?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

359 --------
Hope or Hot Springs?
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM (cXjiH)



Hope.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

360 In New York City I was sitting at a bar of a hotel in the financial district. This well dressed woman starts talking to me. Being young and naive and stupid it took me a loooong time to finally clue in she was working.

Both she and her gentleman escort were none too happy that I wasted her time as long as I did.

Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:52 AM (5yi9d)

361 Exactly.

I even told her I didn't speak French, and she immediately switched to English.

Impressive job skills.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Ace may want her number. To practice language of course.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:52 AM (cXjiH)

362 Didn't Mel Gibson/Danny Glover already do this?
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See my tinyurl link at #322.

BTW, the Germans did that in WW2 when defending a town [like Ortona vs the Canadians] -- boobytrap a toilet, abandoning a house without a fight, hoping that a guy who'd been crapping outdoors for three months would like to take a civilized dump.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (krqg6)

363 We're in vulgar mode, eh?

Okay, I once took a leak on the side of Philadelphia City Hall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (uanMf)

364
"Parle vous pussay?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

Ah, the universal language.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (zZu0s)

365 I got propositioned by a hooker only once, at a motel (Best Western?) outside of Sacramento. Skinny little thing. Wasn’t even tempted.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (xTRSc)

366
Okay, I once took a leak on the side of Philadelphia City Hall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (uanMf)



Piker......

Posted by: Ozzy at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

367 363 We're in vulgar mode, eh?

Okay, I once took a leak on the side of Philadelphia City Hall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (uanMf)

MIKE HAMMER PISSED ON THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (zZu0s)

368 346 Shocking no one, I've never been propositioned by a hooker.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)


Nobody was worthy.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM (PiwSw)

369 Hope.
Posted by: Sponge
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That was Mike Huckabee's home town as well I think.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM (cXjiH)

370 Another school memory I will never forget. Class held a debate on a hypothetical - should we adopt school uniforms.

I argued no. And to prove my point that normal dress is not distracting, I did a very dumb thing and asked a question I did not know the answer to.

Me to younger guy in class: See that girl over there in the skirt. Do you really find her distracting?

Him: Yeah, a little.

He wasn't wrong but I assumed he'd be too embarrassed to admit that. D'oh!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM (KbCG3)

371 340 Hydrox was original sandwich cookie-Oreos are a johnny-come-lately usurper and copycat. And Biscotti ran a numbers racket and was killed in a barber chair.
Posted by: Histories Mistories! at August 25, 2023 10:48 AM (83IzV)

What I hate is you can't buy Cameos in the US any more. Only Vienna fingers. Cameos were better. Thr golden oreo replaced Cameos but they aren't the same.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM (eggM4)

372 The sensitivity training worked wonderfully.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM (uanMf)

I find your commentary enlightening and amusing!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM (RA7Yy)

373 So much for being Friday if working tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (h5FTW)

374 ------
That was Mike Huckabee's home town as well I think.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM (cXjiH)



Well, I'll puff my chest out further.....although he's not that bad a guy, really....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

375 346 Shocking no one, I've never been propositioned by a hooker.
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They know they can't afford your rates, Sponge, no matter how good it would be!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (krqg6)

376 355 In one of life's happiest moments, I was able to drop an impressive deuce at the WalMart in Bill Clinton's home town.
Posted by: Sponge
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Hope or Hot Springs?
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:51 AM

You'll never catch me like that...no Walmarts in Kenya!

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (JCZqz)

377

Ice Cream is for Corrupt Old Dementiafvckers like Gropey Joe.

Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2023 10:29 AM (UnA8+)

And Raylan Givens.

Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (qS4hA)

378 I guess he is on top of spaghetti all covered with cheese.

GOP Voters Rank DeSantis as Having Best Performance on Debate Stage

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (FVME7)

379 ------
That was Mike Huckabee's home town as well I think.
Posted by: whig
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Paul Klipsch. Who published a newsletter, 'The Dope From Hope'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2023 10:55 AM (hjwuP)

380 Hydrox was original sandwich cookie-Oreos are a johnny-come-lately usurper and copycat.


With a better marketing department.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (G8h7g)

381 Shocking no one, I've never been propositioned by a hooker.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:49 AM

Could be worse. Only time that ever happened to me was when a pimp approached me and a fellow officer in our stopped vehicle one night. In Port au Prince.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (aQy7p)

382 There’s some “pissing against the wall” in the Bible.

At least in the King James Version. It gets bowdlerized in most other modern translations.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (xTRSc)

383 365 I got propositioned by a hooker only once, at a motel (Best Western?) outside of Sacramento. Skinny little thing. Wasn’t even tempted.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:53 AM (xTRSc)

2 AM, walking back to my dorm room from a local bar. Fat, toothless black chick walks up to me and my friends. "I need money for baby food. I'll do anything."

Well, lady, that makes one of us.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (KbCG3)

384 That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

All right, all right, all right.

Posted by: Wooderson at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (4I/2K)

385 What I hate is you can't buy Cameos in the US any more. Only Vienna fingers. Cameos were better. Thr golden oreo replaced Cameos but they aren't the same.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 25, 2023 10:54 AM

If it makes you feel better, we're doing all we can so you can't buy Camaros anymore, either.

Posted by: The State of California at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (JCZqz)

386 Could be worse. Only time that ever happened to me was when a pimp approached me and a fellow officer in our stopped vehicle one night. In Port au Prince.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (aQy7p)
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What happens in Haiti stays in Haiti.

Except transmissible diseases.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (t0OGg)

387 Wasn't Hunter in a Malibu "rehab" house a couple years ago with his Secret Service detail next door? Is this a redux?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (Q4IgG)

388 380 Hydrox was original sandwich cookie-Oreos are a johnny-come-lately usurper and copycat.


With a better marketing department.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (G8h7g)

And a less dry product.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (zZu0s)

389 @336

>>Nothing says crackhead like a multi-millionaire adult who rents.

None of this money is coming out of his accounts, all of his money is funneled through his best bud attorney dude to hide the sources of income and payment.

Talk about a RICO, that's a RICO.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (rc3Z7)

390 Paul Klipsch. Who published a newsletter, 'The Dope From Hope'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Vintage speakers were made in Hope, AR and say so. Classic entrepreneur as he went boldly into low wattage land with his speaker designs where others piled on the power to the speakers to achieve basically the same result. Except with more distortion and heat related problems.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (cXjiH)

391 The trees look nice in the painting at least

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (xcxpd)

392 There’s some “pissing against the wall” in the Bible.

At least in the King James Version. It gets bowdlerized in most other modern translations.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 25, 2023 10:56 AM (xTRSc)



You asked for it........


https://youtu.be/2QYTxozuVaY

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

393 Shocking no one, I've never been propositioned by a hooker.
Posted by: Sponge
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Mostly a low rent urban phenomenon.
Posted by: whig at

Only one ever for me was after I checked into my hotel room after an interview with a ginormous defense contractor.

I swear she was only 16 and I told her I didn't order her up. She said, It's was all taken care of. See above - defense contractor interview.

We played cards for a couple of hours (not a euphanism) and she went on her way.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (qoGsy)

394 Unfortunately I think every dude at Osan AB is propositioned by Mustang Sally at least once. And, I suspect she is not human at all, but rather an entity.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (f0XAF)

395 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
ALERT 🚨 Putin signs decree: Russian paramilitary fighters will have to swear an oath to the Russian fag.

Er, "flag".

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (krqg6)

396 Paris circa 2000, my really drunk friend walks up to an African and asks very loudly Parlez Vous Jive Motherfucker? Luckily said African had no idea what that meant and ignored him.

Posted by: Montec at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (5yi9d)

397 --------
Vintage speakers were made in Hope, AR and say so. Classic entrepreneur as he went boldly into low wattage land with his speaker designs where others piled on the power to the speakers to achieve basically the same result. Except with more distortion and heat related problems.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:57 AM (cXjiH)



I have a Klipsch subwoofer in the living room.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

398 Ace may want her number. To practice language of course.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 10:52 AM

Oui! Language lessons!

Posted by: Monique Junot at August 25, 2023 10:59 AM (aQy7p)

399 Hydrox was original sandwich cookie-Oreos are a johnny-come-lately usurper and copycat.


Hydrox's problem is that they gave it a name that sounds like drain cleaner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2023 10:59 AM (bQKgA)

400 395 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
ALERT 🚨 Putin signs decree: Russian paramilitary fighters will have to swear an oath to the Russian fag.

Er, "flag".
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (krqg6

Someone is nervous in the service.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2023 11:00 AM (mZ3xv)

401 399 Hydrox was original sandwich cookie-Oreos are a johnny-come-lately usurper and copycat.

Hydrox's problem is that they gave it a name that sounds like drain cleaner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2023 10:59 AM (bQKgA)

Or a D&D monster

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 25, 2023 11:00 AM (xcxpd)

402 We played cards for a couple of hours (not a euphemism) and she went on her way.
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Poker??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 11:00 AM (krqg6)

403 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

404 others piled on the power to the speakers to achieve basically the same result. Except with more distortion and heat related problems.
Posted by: whig
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Bose at August 25, 2023 11:00 AM (6qpYX)

405 Expert Nood

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 25, 2023 11:00 AM (z+89e)

406 Someone is nervous in the service.
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So a Russian frag then!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 11:01 AM (krqg6)

407 Only one ever for me was after I checked into my hotel room after an interview with a ginormous defense contractor.

I swear she was only 16 and I told her I didn't order her up. She said, It's was all taken care of. See above - defense contractor interview.

We played cards for a couple of hours (not a euphanism) and she went on her way.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Chris Kraft longtime head of Manned Space Flight Center at NASA related something similar during the Apollo days--think it was North American Aviation-Rockwell at the time.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2023 11:01 AM (cXjiH)

408 My personal best was clogging the shitter on the 22nd floor.
Good times...good times.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2023 11:01 AM (hv9bm)

409 Doh!

"So not poker??"

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 25, 2023 11:01 AM (krqg6)

410 Disney CEO Bob Iger Says Company Working To Improve The Quality Of Their Films By Reducing Both “The Number Of Titles We Release” And “The Cost Per Title”

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When you get down to 0 and $0, you'll have achieved unity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 25, 2023 11:02 AM (FVME7)

411 356: In Raleigh? Good. Fuck that place.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 25, 2023 11:02 AM (f0XAF)

412 I have a Klipsch subwoofer in the living room.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 25, 2023 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
I have five of 'em in my TV room. Not subs, but I mean speakers. The sub is the only part that isn't Klipsch at this point. Those speakers were one hell of an upgrade.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 25, 2023 11:03 AM (t0OGg)

413 GOP Voters Rank DeSantis as Having Best Performance on Debate Stage


===
Not surprised. He will only get better.

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 11:03 AM (RA7Yy)

414 I was once propositioned by a hooker.

And then the murders began.

Posted by: ... at August 25, 2023 11:04 AM (qS4hA)

415
I saw the Butthole Surfers open for Civilized Dump at AWH in '86.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2023 11:04 AM (QzZeQ)

416 We played cards for a couple of hours (not a euphanism) and she went on her way.
Posted by: Tonypete

====
Job interview??

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2023 11:05 AM (RA7Yy)

417 "I said I was on my lunch break and so wouldn't have the time."

That is very funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2023 11:11 AM (z32Z9)

418 Morning.

I'm late but this is quite nice and moody. The greens and the woman's hat are bright yet subdued. They grab your attention immediately before you start examining the rest of the image.

Also the building in the background kind of reminds me of Sigourney Weaver's apartment building in Ghostbusters.

Who ya gonna call, bitches?

Would hang.

Posted by: Robert at August 25, 2023 11:29 AM (Crj2F)

419 I'm also late but I love this.
Would definitely hang.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 25, 2023 11:54 AM (t/2Uw)

420 "Wasn't Hunter in a Malibu "rehab" house a couple years ago with his Secret Service detail next door? Is this a redux?"
Sort of...the house he is "Renting" actually belongs to his Friend/lawyer, the same guy that paid his $2.5 Million in back taxes, and that is now the sole US "owner" of Hunters former Company that received Millions in Chinese monies...the nearby house the SS is renting is actually a Former Rehab facility, I know his sister or niece had been a patient there, Hunter may have been one as well.
BUT...Hunter is actually living/staying wherever Joe happens to be, stayed in the Whitehouse for several months, at the various Family homes in Delaware, is along at Camp David, was there for the Hamptons Vacation, on foreign trips...is currently at the "Rental" in Lake Tahoe.

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422 I,m Singing in the Rain, Just Singing in the Rain. Raindrops are falling on my Head

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