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Congress Investigating Whether The Democrats Are Using Nonprofits and Foreign Donations to Illegally "Win" Elections

They had better watch out -- questioning any aspect of the Democrat Party's voting operations is now the predicate for a RICO prosecution..


The powerful House Ways and Means Committee is opening a probe into whether liberal activists are misusing tax-exempt nonprofits to mobilize Democrat voters in battleground states, injecting foreign money into elections, or evading campaign finance laws.

Rep. Claudia Tenney, R-N.Y., a member of the tax-writing committee and a founder and the House Election Integrity Caucus, said Wednesday that Democrats are far ahead of Republicans in running campaigns to get voters to cast early or absentee ballots and lawmakers are concerned that foreign money may be seeping into the process.

"We're going to be investigating that as a member of the House Ways and Means Committee and the Oversight Subcommittee," Tenney told the Just the News, No Noise TV show Wednesday.

The IRS says that 501(c)3 tax-exempt ground can conduct voter registration and get-out-the-vote drives but only "if they are conducted in a neutral, non-partisan manner, for example, without reference to any candidate or political party."

But Tenney said she is concerned liberal activists are using the system for "vote trafficking" to push only voters who support Democrats to the polls and to accept large funds from liberal donors or foreigners interested only in electing Democrats.

"We're going to look into whether they're abusing the IRS rules in order to get all kinds of money, whether it's foreign money or Sam Bankman-Fried's mother funneling money in there to target certain types of voters in certain demographics in swing states to make sure that they get those vote votes in," she continued.

Committee Chairman Jason Smith sent a memo to committee members this week -- obtained by Just the News -- saying his team has gathered evidence suggested possible abuses of tax-exempt groups by Democrats, including mis-expenditures of tax-exempt funds and use of foreign money.

"The Committee has learned that a Super Political Action Committee (PAC) recommended donations to 501(c)(3) organizations as 'the single most effective tactic for ensuring Democratic victories' and that large donations from a wealthy donor to state election offices in 2020 may have been done in a manner that helps one political party over another," Smith wrote. "Additionally, the Committee has also found that significant amounts of foreign money is flowing through 501(c)(3) and 501(c)(4) organizations to influence elections."

...

She added: "We have got to get aggressive. And we also have to look at the next factor. The Democrats use the the legal system, they're doing what they call 'lawfare.' That means suing, suing, and suing."

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




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1 check the font tags ace

Posted by: kallisto at August 18, 2023 02:30 PM (dCxaZ)

2 Foisted!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 18, 2023 02:30 PM (wzAuc)

3 We just need a better candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

4 Oooh, Ace has concordance!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 18, 2023 02:30 PM (wzAuc)

5 Fortunately for the Democrats the DOJ and most of the legal system is on their side....

Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2023 02:31 PM (FQmDC)

6 I like it in RED!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 02:31 PM (u4sKi)

7 RED SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame at August 18, 2023 02:32 PM (53oGX)

8 6 I like it in RED!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 02:31 PM (u4sKi)

=========

I want to paint it black.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

9 red letters means the literal words of Jesus, right?

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at August 18, 2023 02:33 PM (edU/H)

10 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Four Hundred Million in Zuckerbucks at August 18, 2023 02:33 PM (OZjDX)

11 Democrats Are Using Nonprofits and Foreign Donations to Illegally "Win" Elections

yes
next question

Now do ActBlue

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:33 PM (BRHaw)

12 I don't mean to be rude, but isn't that what they've been doing for forever? Why is congress just looking at it now?

Posted by: 496 at August 18, 2023 02:34 PM (a5356)

13 11 Democrats Are Using Nonprofits and Foreign Donations to Illegally "Win" Elections

yes
next question

Now do ActBlue
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:33 PM (BRHaw)

=======

Anything ActBlue does WinRed probably does too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

14 Close them tags! Don't let em take over with them commie red font ways.

Posted by: Nonapod at August 18, 2023 02:34 PM (CwtyK)

15 9 red letters means the literal words of Jesus, right?
Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at August 18, 2023 02:33 PM (edU/H)

Except where he is writing in the sand.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:34 PM (BRHaw)

16 The answer is in the question. Of course they are!

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2023 02:34 PM (bt2PN)

17 Fortunately for the Democrats the DOJ and most of the legal system is on their side....
Posted by: steevy

Pull them in front of every committee, ask them the *right* questions and if they lie (any moving lips will denote lies) send them directly to the capitol gulag.
Schedule their court dates for right *after* every J6 detainee's kangaroo hearings are complete.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 02:34 PM (u4sKi)

18 His name was Rico
He wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

19 Is this a joke?

News from last century?

Or is it just mush for the plebes to look like they are doing something.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (0KrIC)

20 It was a red letter day, for a minute there...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (xcxpd)

21 "We're going to look into whether they're abusing the IRS rules in order to get all kinds of money, whether it's foreign money or Sam Bankman-Fried's mother funneling money in there to target certain types of voters in certain demographics in swing states to make sure that they get those vote votes in," she continued.
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Oh, probably.

What are you gonna do about it? Recommend that the DoJ prosecute? Write a letter?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (kBSKe)

22 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (T4tVD)

23 Maybe they can "investigate" if bears shit in the woods, next.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (Kieqn)

24 The donor class is worried that the tacit agreement they had with the Democrats is over. The new rules: One Part Forever.

Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (q177U)

25 They had better watch out -- questioning any aspect of the Democrat Party's voting operations is now the predicate for a RICO prosecution.
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Yup. She's going to be added as a co-conspirator within 48 hours.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (kBSKe)

26 "She added: "We have got to get aggressive. And we also have to look at the next factor. The Democrats use the the legal system, they're doing what they call 'lawfare.' That means suing, suing, and suing.""

How about getting off your fat, lazy apathetic asses and beating them at their game while you're waiting for these magic lawsuits. Because in the interim they are winning elections and you're just crying, slouch.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (nCaYE)

27 Claudia Tenney is about as badass as you can get, but for now it is still words..

Posted by: Danimal28 at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM (klw0w)

28 Anything ActBlue does WinRed probably does too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

I do not think WinRed has 10000 basements dwellers moving 200 to 300 million small dollar donations in the name of Aunt Edna.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM (BRHaw)

29 24 The donor class is worried that the tacit agreement they had with the Democrats is over. The new rules: One Part Forever.
Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (q177U)

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That they didn't see this coming when they willfully gave Democrats all power possible in 2020 would indicate that they are actually morons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

30 Anything ActBlue does WinRed probably does too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Yup. Why do you think there was ear-ringing silence about what O'Keefe uncovered?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM (kBSKe)

31 Does Claudia Tenney actually think there is any controlling legal authority?

Posted by: 496 at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM (a5356)

32 28 Anything ActBlue does WinRed probably does too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

I do not think WinRed has 10000 basements dwellers moving 200 to 300 million small dollar donations in the name of Aunt Edna.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM (BRHaw)

========

I'd bet money that they do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

33 I do not think WinRed has 10000 basements dwellers moving 200 to 300 million small dollar donations in the name of Aunt Edna.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM (BRHaw)
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Neither does ActBlue. That shit is definitely automated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM (kBSKe)

34 Ace!
It was better in Red signifying DOOM!
Doom because a hearing doesn't *do* anything to the perps.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM (u4sKi)

35 23 Maybe they can "investigate" if bears shit in the woods, next.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (Kieqn)

Now do funny Pope Hats!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM (BRHaw)

36 lawmakers are concerned that foreign money may be seeping into the process

Ya think? Concern duly noted.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (Xrfse)

37 Shit...just in time! I didn't hear the signal that intermission was ending. Glad I made it back in time for the next act of GOPe kabuki theater.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (JCZqz)

38 The powerful House Ways and Means Committee
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I like an occasional article that starts out with a joke.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (krQz2)

39 36 lawmakers are concerned that foreign money may be seeping into the process

Ya think? Concern duly noted.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (Xrfse)

=========

There was proof that Obama was accepting foreign donations...in 2008.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

40 Dems play to win and control the power.

Repubs just pretend to care and then they slink away to watch Paolo bang their wives.

Hi Jonah!

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (5eJ+3)

41 They already know the answer. They will investigate until the dems retake the house

Posted by: Rofl at brave repuke leaders at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (Zzbjj)

42 It's not just that they were using all of these legal and illegal means back in 2020. It's that even that wasn't sufficient, so the oligarchy said "fuck it, we're just going to Xerox up new ballots" at 2 AM. And that wouldn't have survived even Vichy-level scrutiny, so the Robert Reichstag Fire hoax was perpetrated.

The problem is that the chickens are coming home to roost. Tucker Carlson is popular partly because of his work exposing the January 6th hoax. And only one presidential candidate cares about that.

Posted by: trev006 at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (+Wz5+)

43 Is this a joke?

News from last century?

Or is it just mush for the plebes to look like they are doing something.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM


Yes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (a3Q+t)

44 Insurrection!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

45 Wow, the R's just figured this out...? Geniuses.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 18, 2023 02:38 PM (4vi12)

46 The entire category of non-profits should just be abolished. It's so abused that it makes no sense to continue recognizing it, and policing the abuse is bound to be ineffective. Same thing with churches; no more tax-exempt status.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 18, 2023 02:38 PM (ppBhU)

47 There was proof that Obama was accepting foreign donations...in 2008.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

Mohammedans moved MILLIONS to the dogeaters accounts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:38 PM (BRHaw)

48 27 Claudia Tenney is about as badass as you can get, but for now it is still words..
Posted by: Danimal28 at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM

Look, dude. You want to talk about bad asses? Look no further.

Posted by: Brie Larson at August 18, 2023 02:39 PM (JCZqz)

49 There was proof that Obama was accepting foreign donations...in 2008.

Of course. My comment was poorly constructed sarc.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2023 02:39 PM (Xrfse)

50 Repubs just pretend to care and then they slink away to watch Paolo bang their wives.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (5eJ+3)
---
Not my concern.

Posted by: Mike Pence at August 18, 2023 02:39 PM (krQz2)

51 A thousand points of light comes back to bite you.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 02:39 PM (DmtxH)

52 47 There was proof that Obama was accepting foreign donations...in 2008.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

Mohammedans moved MILLIONS to the dogeaters accounts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:38 PM (BRHaw)

========

I believe the campaign was even fined by the FEC for it.

No one went to jail, just a common pot was slightly dipping into.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

53 Money laundering via nonprofits? The heck you say!

Paraphrasing Blonde Morticia from a previous thread, it will be either 1) denied, 2) defended, or 3) buried. By both sides, since they both play the donation shell game.

Posted by: LizLem at August 18, 2023 02:39 PM (KYN8a)

54 I like an occasional article that starts out with a joke.
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (krQz2)
++++
Yeah, it's a nice change of pace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2023 02:39 PM (kBSKe)

55 44 Insurrection!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

History of the World: Part X

Thats a great bit!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (BRHaw)

56 49 There was proof that Obama was accepting foreign donations...in 2008.

Of course. My comment was poorly constructed sarc.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2023 02:39 PM (Xrfse)

=========

I wasn't meaning to counter you. I got the sarc. Just adding to the conversation positively, without even considering mentioning certain things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

57 On the one hand, I always appreciate the pursuit of truth so a tip of the hat to Tenney. On the other hand, I've seen this movie before. On the other hand, oh wait I've just outed myself as an alien.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (oWBc3)

58 40 Dems play to win and control the power.

Repubs just pretend to care and then they slink away to watch Paolo bang their wives.

Hi Jonah!
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (5eJ+3)
______________

"Hey! What about us? We pound hard on GOP wives too. We just don't have Paolo's alluring Italian accent."

-- Chad and Tyrone

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

59 I donated money for some Republican candidates and I get *endless* texts and emails asking for more money.

Someone signed me up on some Democratic list (screw you!) and they don't generally beg for money. What do they do? They remind me about elections, offer to give me a ride, and offer to "tell me about the candidate"

Guess what? The latter works. The former does not.

Note: I do have fun asking the Dem people if they'll drive me to vote even though I am an immigrant "without documentation"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (lc5cP)

60 The powerful House Ways and Means Committee is …


Bwahahahahahahahagahaha!!!!!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (JTwsP)

61 Did you know that Polynesians were originally natives from Taiwan?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (DmtxH)

62 35 23 Maybe they can "investigate" if bears shit in the woods, next.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (Kieqn)

Now do funny Pope Hats!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM

You don't want to see PopeHat's hot takes...that guy is crazy.

Posted by: Intercepted PopeHat Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 18, 2023 02:41 PM (JCZqz)

63 Non profits rigging the vote, non profits supporting the illegal invasion....what can't they do?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 18, 2023 02:41 PM (oWBc3)

64 Rico...Sauve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q1GFsaeBIU

Posted by: Gerardo at August 18, 2023 02:41 PM (xxG/v)

65 I believe the campaign was even fined by the FEC for it.

No one went to jail, just a common pot was slightly dipping into.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

Bhussein rocket killed a couple of American Muslims and called it a wash.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:41 PM (BRHaw)

66 Claudia Tenney is about as badass as you can get, but for now it is still words..
Posted by: Danimal28 at August 18, 2023 02:36 PM

Look, dude. You want to talk about bad asses? Look no further.
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 18, 2023 02:39 PM (JCZqz)

They are all losers! I'm the original gangsta badass...just ask Johnny?

Posted by: Amber Heard at August 18, 2023 02:41 PM (4vi12)

67 31 Does Claudia Tenney actually think there is any controlling legal authority?
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It moved, Jerry.

Posted by: Al Gore at August 18, 2023 02:42 PM (sWM8x)

68 I wasn't meaning to counter you. I got the sarc. Just adding to the conversation positively, without even considering mentioning certain things.

Understood. It's all good!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2023 02:42 PM (Xrfse)

69 Yeah nonprofits like the IRS, CIA, FBI, DOJ....

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2023 02:42 PM (uwEOC)

70 I hope they look into all those impoverished old people who are shocked to find out they donated $1,000+ to Dem politicians.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2023 02:42 PM (0N1h0)

71 Remember when the Kerry campaign openly and publicly worked with the British newspaper The Guardian to swing Ohio to him?

Odd that wasn't "foreign collusion" isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:42 PM (lc5cP)

72 Repubs just pretend to care and then they slink away to watch Paolo bang their wives.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (5eJ+3)
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Not my concern.
Posted by: Mike Pence
===
Should Paolo start banging my pool boy, I would take intense interest. Probably document thoroughly. Yes. Video. Definitely.

Posted by: Mike Pence looking interested now at August 18, 2023 02:42 PM (HkQc1)

73 Oh and about a dozen more ways to throw the election their way

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 02:42 PM (MOY79)

74 Jerry Nadler is on the Weighs and Mean committee.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2023 02:42 PM (krQz2)

75 65 I believe the campaign was even fined by the FEC for it.

No one went to jail, just a common pot was slightly dipping into.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

Bhussein rocket killed a couple of American Muslims and called it a wash.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:41 PM (BRHaw)

========

Obama tried to frame the American people for Mexican cartel violence by illegally setting up straw purchases of guns to those cartels with the goal of undermining the 2nd Amendment, what could be called treason.

But don't worry. Congressional Republicans really put the screws to the administration. Eric Holder was declared in contempt of Congress. He was never the same again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

76 History of the World: Part X

Thats a great bit!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (BRHaw)

The Insurrection!
(Let's be-dump)
The Insurrection!
(Look out Trump)
We're on a Mission,
to convict the MAGAs!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

77 I hope they look into all those impoverished old people who are shocked to find out they donated $1,000+ to Dem politicians.

I suspect a non-trivial portion of donations from the employees of tech companies are similiar.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM (lc5cP)

78 "Hey! What about us? We pound hard on GOP wives too. We just don't have Paolo's alluring Italian accent."

-- Chad and Tyrone
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

I had the Palolo down as a swarthy Hispanic.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM (BRHaw)

79 One helpful fix would be to make it illegal to donate money to candidates you cannot vote for.

Regarding PACs it should be illegal for PACs to transfer money to other PACs.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM (cMXNt)

80 LOl.. Trump is gonna give an interview with Tucker on the day the rest of the candidates are doing their "debate." Well played

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM (bs+z0)

81 Guess what? The latter works. The former does not.

Note: I do have fun asking the Dem people if they'll drive me to vote even though I am an immigrant "without documentation"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (lc5cP)

The 2020 GOP campaign was disgusting. I actually unsubbed from the Trump/ RNC email list, which I never actually signed up for. But you have to realize, most of the GOP consultant class ONLY views their job as a grift, and will happily sabotage the GOTV operation if it means more oligarch money coming in.

Between that and the crushing of Cambridge Analytica, Donald Trump gaining more than 10 million new votes is nothing short of astonishing.

Posted by: trev006 at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM (+Wz5+)

82 Remember when the Kerry campaign openly and publicly worked with the British newspaper The Guardian to swing Ohio to him?

Odd that wasn't "foreign collusion" isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:42 PM (lc5cP)
---
Dem.

QED

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM (krQz2)

83 78 "Hey! What about us? We pound hard on GOP wives too. We just don't have Paolo's alluring Italian accent."

-- Chad and Tyrone
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

I had the Palolo down as a swarthy Hispanic.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM (BRHaw)

=========

The Paolo has a cameo in the film Inside Out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

84 We're officially announcing the 2024 Democratic presidential candidate.

A Ham Sandwich


And yes, just like in 2020 when Nancy Pelosi guaranteed a winner against Trump, so do we.
Remember, vote Ham Sandwich for president in 2024!

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at August 18, 2023 02:44 PM (o9iNw)

85 Hmm...would would the name of the Hispanic Paolo be? I guess we should ask Mrs David French

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:44 PM (lc5cP)

86 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: that guy that always thinks nothing will happen at August 18, 2023 02:44 PM (aD39U)

87 Democrats cheating and evading laws? No, I shan't believe this. I simply shannot!

Gonna get worse from here.

Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says It's Gonna Get Worse at August 18, 2023 02:44 PM (PWI4f)

88 78 "Hey! What about us? We pound hard on GOP wives too. We just don't have Paolo's alluring Italian accent."

-- Chad and Tyrone
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

I had the Palolo down as a swarthy Hispanic.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM (BRHaw)
_________

Could be. But "Paolo" is an Italian name.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

89 74 Jerry Nadler is on the Weighs and Mean committee.
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2023 02:42 PM (krQz2)

Judges would have also accepted Weights of Mess.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:44 PM (BRHaw)

90 I hope they look into all those impoverished old people who are shocked to find out they donated $1,000+ to Dem politicians.
Posted by: bonhomme


James O’Keefe was working on this just before the firing … um, Freeing …

Posted by: Adriane the Partially Educated Vulcanology Critic . . . at August 18, 2023 02:44 PM (jonTH)

91 74 Jerry Nadler is on the Weighs and Mean committee.
--------------
I feel sorry for the janitor that has to clean up after Nadler.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 02:44 PM (yRved)

92 His name was Rico
He wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (iFTx/)


Docking Bay Nine-ty-four
Storm troopers at the door

... wait

Posted by: spindrift at August 18, 2023 02:45 PM (pyXMr)

93 78 "Hey! What about us? We pound hard on GOP wives too. We just don't have Paolo's alluring Italian accent."

-- Chad and Tyrone
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

I had the Palolo down as a swarthy Hispanic.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM

I don't think Chad and Tyrone know the difference.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 18, 2023 02:45 PM (JCZqz)

94 I read that binge drinking, marijuana and hallucinogen use reach all-time high. So I added a bit of rum to my coffee, since I don't have the other two.

FOMO.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 18, 2023 02:45 PM (Mzdiz)

95 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: that guy that always thinks nothing will happen at August 18, 2023 02:44 PM


Well, so far you are batting .1000.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2023 02:46 PM (Xrfse)

96 James O’Keefe was working on this just before the firing … um, Freeing …

Remember they had to fire O'Keefe because he was too mean of a boss and reporters might quit.

As opposed to PV running out of money and firing ALL of them without O'Keefe

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:46 PM (lc5cP)

97 Oops, that was before 100. You guys are slowing down.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 18, 2023 02:46 PM (Mzdiz)

98 We're officially announcing the 2024 Democratic presidential candidate.

A Ham Sandwich

And yes, just like in 2020 when Nancy Pelosi guaranteed a winner against Trump, so do we.
Remember, vote Ham Sandwich for president in 2024!
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at August 18, 2023


***
Not unless I know what kind of ham and cheese, and what sort of mustard is on it!

Posted by: Typical Blue Voter at August 18, 2023 02:46 PM (J2vNu)

99 96 I thought he was fired for stealing a sandwich.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 18, 2023 02:46 PM (Mzdiz)

100 >>> Did you know that Polynesians were originally natives from Taiwan? Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (DmtxH)

China will claim them too?

News from the last thread is that Evergrande just filed for bankruptcy. Yikes! That could possibly send the whole house of cards for the Chinese economy crashing down. On the plus side, if they are suffering a depression and possible peasant revolution, Taiwan will be safe from a Chinese invasion for a while.

Posted by: LizLem at August 18, 2023 02:46 PM (KYN8a)

101 97 Oops, that was before 100. You guys are slowing down.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 18, 2023 02:46 PM (Mzdiz)

I did it to but it's more of a guideline

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2023 02:46 PM (bs+z0)

102 82 Remember when the Kerry campaign openly and publicly worked with the British newspaper The Guardian to swing Ohio to him?

Odd that wasn't "foreign collusion" isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:42 PM (lc5cP)
---
Dem.

QED
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM (krQz2)

In 1984 Ted Kennedy approached the Soviets who were then led by the former KGB head, Yuri Andropov, and tried to negotiate help in opposing Reagan. We found out about Kennedy's efforts when Yeltsin opened up the Soviet archives in 1991.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:47 PM (BRHaw)

103 Here is this one questionable thing WinRed did. Both Sides!

-Jonah

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 18, 2023 02:47 PM (O1z4v)

104 Rep Nadler is to _____

As Tiger Woods is to golf

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:47 PM (lc5cP)

105 His name was Rico
He wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

He lay face down in the desert sand
Clutching his six-gun in his hand
Shot from behind, I thought he was dead
But under his heart was an ounce of lead
But a spark still burned so I used my knife
And late that night I saved the life of Ringo
-Lorne Greene

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2023 02:47 PM (zZu0s)

106 Running for any office without DNC endorsement is criminal election interference.

That's a clear standard that could work.

Posted by: torabora at August 18, 2023 02:47 PM (OUiUM)

107 "Hey! What about us? We pound hard on GOP wives too. We just don't have Paolo's alluring Italian accent."
-- Chad and Tyrone
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM

slow pitch down the middle
Where do Pookie and Ray Ray fit in?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 18, 2023 02:47 PM (JCZqz)

108 And yes, just like in 2020 when Nancy Pelosi guaranteed a winner against Trump, so do we.
Remember, vote Ham Sandwich for president in 2024!
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at August 18, 2023

-------
With relish!

Posted by: 496 at August 18, 2023 02:47 PM (DjwrL)

109 93 78 "Hey! What about us? We pound hard on GOP wives too. We just don't have Paolo's alluring Italian accent."

-- Chad and Tyrone
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

I had the Palolo down as a swarthy Hispanic.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM

I don't think Chad and Tyrone know the difference.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 18, 2023 02:45 PM (JCZqz)
________________

They only know that The Paolo is darker than Chad but lighter than Tyrone. And that he is their competition for banging the bored, lonely, horny GOP housewives.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

110 80 LOl.. Trump is gonna give an interview with Tucker on the day the rest of the candidates are doing their "debate." Well played
Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2023 02:43 PM (bs+z0)

Indeed. Let Vivek defend Trump's record for him. He can run circles around everyone else, save DeSantis. DeSantis can decide whether he wants to follow his consultants' advice into the electoral abyss, or actually make a winning play.

More people will be paying attention to Trump/Tucker anyway.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 18, 2023 02:48 PM (/iWhV)

111
Mohammedans moved MILLIONS to the dogeaters accounts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:38 PM (BRHaw)

========

I believe the campaign was even fined by the FEC for it.

No one went to jail, just a common pot was slightly dipping into.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18

It's a TAX!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2023 02:48 PM (o9iNw)

112 News from the last thread is that Evergrande just filed for bankruptcy. Yikes! That could possibly send the whole house of cards for the Chinese economy crashing down. On the plus side, if they are suffering a depression and possible peasant revolution, Taiwan will be safe from a Chinese invasion for a while.

Posted by: LizLem at August 18, 2023 02:46 PM (KYN8a)

I thought that happened like a year ago.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 18, 2023 02:48 PM (Mzdiz)

113 Did you know that Polynesians were originally natives from Taiwan?

There is pretty good evidence the Polynesians made it to South America. Whether it was just trade or they got replaced later is an open question.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:48 PM (lc5cP)

114 Anything ActBlue does WinRed probably does too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Wrong. ActBlue candidates actually win.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2023 02:48 PM (IG4Id)

115 Remember they had to fire O'Keefe because he was too mean of a boss and reporters might quit.

As opposed to PV running out of money and firing ALL of them without O'Keefe
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:46 PM (lc5cP)

At least they shut him the fuck up.

That's the important thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2023 02:48 PM (zZu0s)

116 Remember when Obama accepted credit card donations and didn't use address verification?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 18, 2023 02:48 PM (O1z4v)

117 Rep Nadler is to _____

As Tiger Woods is to golf
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:47 PM (lc5cP)
---
The Art or Shart

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2023 02:49 PM (krQz2)

118 114 Anything ActBlue does WinRed probably does too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Wrong. ActBlue candidates actually win.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2023 02:48 PM (IG4Id)

==========

WinRed candidates beat conservative upstarts in primaries all the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

119 Remember when Hillary redirected funds for state DNC offices directly to her campaign accounts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 18, 2023 02:49 PM (O1z4v)

120 Rep Nadler is to _____

As Tiger Woods is to golf
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:47 PM (lc5cP)
---
The Art or Shart
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2023 02:49 PM (krQz2)
---
Of! The Art OF Shart.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2023 02:50 PM (krQz2)

121 They only know that The Paolo is darker than Chad but lighter than Tyrone. And that he is their competition for banging the bored, lonely, horny GOP housewives.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uCxCsFJD0

Big Jim Slade

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:50 PM (BRHaw)

122 Sounds like the Hatch Act was violated!

/Lavrentiy Garland is on it!

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 18, 2023 02:50 PM (tP18f)

123 WinRed candidates beat conservative upstarts in primaries all the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

So they can then lay back and think of England when they lose in the general.

That's the right way!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

124 Rico....

......Suave

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 18, 2023 02:51 PM (O1z4v)

125 123 So they can then lay back and think of England when they lose in the general.

That's the right way!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

========

Republican leadership gets to stay in charge of the party apparatus and all of its fundraising patronage if they just let Democrats win all of the actual seats in government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

126 Remember when Obama accepted credit card donations and didn't use address verification?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 18, 2023 02:48 PM (O1z4v)

Not a smidge of scandal.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 18, 2023 02:51 PM (VdGjU)

127 Another fun moment in Republican politics.

Before the last election I was trying to decide who to vote for local offices.

There was nothing on the local Republican website (besides a big donation form).

I called them and they didn't know who was running and couldn't make any recommendations. So I asked, you know the Democrats have a list on THEIR website. Should I just vote the opposite then?

And the person I was speaking with thought a moment as if she'd never thought of this before and finally came back with a hey that's a great idea.

And I guarantee there will be no list for the local Republican party come 2024 either...

Anyway, we are in great hands aren't we?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:52 PM (lc5cP)

128 Sounds like the Hatch Act was violated!

/Lavrentiy Garland is on it!
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 18, 2023 02:50 PM (tP18f)
---
I suspected there were bad actors in this!

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2023 02:52 PM (krQz2)

129 WinRed candidates beat conservative upstarts in primaries all the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Sure, a primary win and $5 will get you a hot cup of brown liquid at Starbucks too.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2023 02:53 PM (IG4Id)

130 News from the last thread is that Evergrande just filed for bankruptcy. Yikes!
------------
Real Estate bombs are the things that make depressions real. As we all know, war is the only fix for depressions.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 02:53 PM (DmtxH)

131 > Remember when Obama accepted credit card donations and didn't use address verification?

Obama's website used software that had CC address donation on by default. Someone had to go into the settings and turn it off.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2023 02:53 PM (0N1h0)

132 Evergrande bankruptcy news:
https://www.reuters.com/world/china/
china-evergrande-files-protection-
us-court-part-32-bln-debt-overhaul-2023-08-18/

Posted by: LizLem at August 18, 2023 02:53 PM (KYN8a)

133 Rep Nadler is to _____

As Tiger Woods is to golf
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:47 PM (lc5cP)

boxers.
Known for Deucing Par 3s.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:53 PM (BRHaw)

134 It is easier to fundraise when you are on offense rather than defense.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 18, 2023 02:53 PM (O1z4v)

135 Wrong. ActBlue candidates actually win.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2023 02:48 PM (IG4Id)

Shit

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2023 02:53 PM (uwEOC)

136 Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 18, 2023 02:40 PM (oWBc3)

*********

Clams got legs!!!

Aliens got three hands!!

Posted by: Muldoon, not entirely sure how this meme works... at August 18, 2023 02:53 PM (991eG)

137 There was proof that Obama was accepting foreign donations...in 2008.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

Mohammedans moved MILLIONS to the dogeaters accounts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:38 PM (BRHaw)

There was proof of large foreign donations in the 90's Clinton era. This shit isn't new.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 18, 2023 02:53 PM (BdMk6)

138 Anyway, we are in great hands aren't we?

Yes.

Posted by: Bill Buckner at August 18, 2023 02:54 PM (Xrfse)

139 125 123 So they can then lay back and think of England when they lose in the general.

That's the right way!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

========

Republican leadership gets to stay in charge of the party apparatus and all of its fundraising patronage if they just let Democrats win all of the actual seats in government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

THIS. Only GOPE-approved people get to run the campaigns for GOPE-approved candidates. You toe the line with the GOP paymasters for a short period of time, and then you get paid by running losing campaigns. If you win, well that's just dumb luck. Either way, you get paid, which is the whole point.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 18, 2023 02:54 PM (/iWhV)

140 He lay face down in the desert sand
Clutching his six-gun in his hand
Shot from behind, I thought he was dead
But under his heart was an ounce of lead
But a spark still burned so I used my knife
And late that night I saved the life of Ringo
-Lorne Greene
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2023


***
A compelling song

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2023 02:54 PM (J2vNu)

141 DeSantis can decide whether he wants to follow his consultants' advice into the electoral abyss, or actually make a winning play.

1- I'm curious what you mean by this

2- Assuming an unremarkable performance, what is the MSM spin alresdy programmed for DeSantis? I had originally thought they'd try to boost him a bit in an attempt to have him take support from Trump, but it hasn't really worked so far, so I think they've moved on to dump/destroy DeSantis because he's Florida Man Bad, and already out of their calculus for 2024.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 18, 2023 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

142 Now do Rev. Amos Brown and all the other churches used by the Party as political organizing and campaigning cells.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2023 02:54 PM (RIvkX)

143 Not a smidge of scandal.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 18, 2023 02:51 PM (VdGjU)

I bet by memory I can list 10 Obama scandals.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2023 02:54 PM (BRHaw)

144 >Congress Investigating Whether The Democrats Are Using Nonprofits and Foreign Donations to Illegally "Win" Elections


they said 'by any means necessary'
believe them

Posted by: DB - still observing the proprieties at August 18, 2023 02:55 PM (geLO8)

145 Sure, a primary win and $5 will get you a hot cup of brown liquid at Starbucks too.

A few years ago I had to drive though the nearby uberwealthy Dem stronghold to get to work.

And every morning there were a line of "gas guzzling" luxury SUVs long enough to back up on to the road waiting to go through the Starbucks drive through.

I don't get it. The hypocrisy I'm used to but Starbucks "coffee" tastes like shit.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 02:55 PM (lc5cP)

146 All sound and fury, signifying nothing.

NOTHING will happen if malfeasance is discovered.

NO ONE will be punished (except for Republicans who get too uppity during the "investigation").

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2023 02:55 PM (YIVH2)

147 Re Ms Tenney's statement about what the 'republicans' plan to do to counter the Communists' plans that have already proven successful: Talk is cheap. I don't see any 'republicans' willing to get in a gutterfight with the Communists - and until they are and until they do, it's all just cheap political theatrics to impress the rubes. Screw the 'pubs and the Communists.

Posted by: Dr_No at August 18, 2023 02:55 PM (mu5GU)

148 Clams got legs!!!

Aliens got three hands!!
Posted by: Muldoon, not entirely sure how this meme works... at August 18, 2023


***
Of course we have three hands. We still can't figure out how you humans can get by with only two.

Posted by: Motie Mediators at August 18, 2023 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

149 Trump's skipping the debate and making an appearance on Tucker. I'm curious to see how the viewership numbers will compare. I'm betting Tucker's show will have at least 130% of the viewers of the first Republican debate.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2023 02:56 PM (0N1h0)

150 We'll never out-cheat Ds. Honest-minded people hesitate, at least, before crossing the line. Ds never hesitate.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 18, 2023 02:56 PM (bNf8H)

151 Clam and legs? Isn't that the happy hour at the local strip club?

Posted by: I'll be here all week try the veal at August 18, 2023 02:57 PM (lc5cP)

152 Assuming an unremarkable performance, what is the MSM spin alresdy programmed for DeSantis? I had originally thought they'd try to boost him a bit in an attempt to have him take support from Trump, but it hasn't really worked so far, so I think they've moved on to dump/destroy DeSantis because he's Florida Man Bad, and already out of their calculus for 2024.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 18, 2023 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

The news about Christie pulling ahead of him in NH is their play. They're trying to demoralize and show that DeSantis is not a viable candidate, while a GOPer like fat boy is.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 18, 2023 02:58 PM (KbCG3)

153 UK neo-natal nurse convicted of murdering seven babies, attempting to murder six more.

https://is.gd/EnArnU

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2023 02:58 PM (0N1h0)

154 141 DeSantis can decide whether he wants to follow his consultants' advice into the electoral abyss, or actually make a winning play.

1- I'm curious what you mean by this

2- Assuming an unremarkable performance, what is the MSM spin alresdy programmed for DeSantis? I had originally thought they'd try to boost him a bit in an attempt to have him take support from Trump, but it hasn't really worked so far, so I think they've moved on to dump/destroy DeSantis because he's Florida Man Bad, and already out of their calculus for 2024.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 18, 2023 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

To answer #1, those same consultants/paymasters directed RDS to give that weaselly, thread-the-needle answer regarding Trump's 2020 election challenge. That knocked him out with the OnlyTrump base that he needs to win 2028, much less 2024.

To answer #2, you're spot on with the analysis. The MSM is hoping that RDS is sui generis in FL, and it will revert to some sort of blueish mean once they knock him out there.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 18, 2023 02:58 PM (/iWhV)

155 I don't get it. The hypocrisy I'm used to but Starbucks "coffee" tastes like shit.
=
It's awful but they bump up the caffeine content really high. They are lining up for the buzz and addicted.

Posted by: It's a drug mkay at August 18, 2023 02:59 PM (HkQc1)

156 I have a question that kept me awake last night.
Obama was Senile Joe's boss when he engaged in a shit load of corruption. Does Bammy bear any responsibility.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 18, 2023 02:59 PM (VdGjU)

157 >>> Trump's skipping the debate and making an appearance on Tucker. I'm curious to see how the viewership numbers will compare. I'm betting Tucker's show will have at least 130% of the viewers of the first Republican debate.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2023 02:56 PM (0N1h0)

I bet Crowder's jealous. But he will livestream the republican debate on Rumble and clean up that way, since it won't be demonetized or pulled. Lots to watch next week!

Posted by: LizLem at August 18, 2023 03:00 PM (KYN8a)

158 "Pikers." -- The Clintons

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 18, 2023 03:00 PM (tP18f)

159 Did anyone see that clip of Rachel Madcow and Hilary discussing how election denialism is evil? Classic. The balls on those two, and not a tranny in sight.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 18, 2023 03:00 PM (Mzdiz)

160 And late that night I saved the life of Ringo
-Lorne Greene

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2023

I wonder sometimes when I hear of a guy sawing off his own arm with a pocketknife to free it save his own life whether I would have the fortitude.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2023 03:01 PM (SUc4N)

161 149 Trump's skipping the debate and making an appearance on Tucker. I'm curious to see how the viewership numbers will compare. I'm betting Tucker's show will have at least 130% of the viewers of the first Republican debate.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2023 02:56 PM

And Tucker's audience will have a much higher propensity to vote for Trump in the primary than people watching the Republican debate. It's about reinforcing and reinvigorating the base at this point. The official debate will have all the roles we expect to be filled (moderate, centrist, social con, strong governor, suicide bomber trying to hurt Trump), but meaning nothing.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 18, 2023 03:01 PM (JCZqz)

162 Did anyone see that clip of Rachel Madcow and Hilary discussing how election denialism is evil? Classic. The balls on those two, and not a tranny in sight.

At least Hillary will never get to go home and bang the prom queen (thanks Donald!).

Huma though well, let's just say she isn't a fan of Taco Tuesday

Posted by: I'll be here all week try the veal at August 18, 2023 03:01 PM (lc5cP)

163 He lay face down in the desert sand
Clutching his six-gun in his hand
Shot from behind, I thought he was dead
But under his heart was an ounce of lead
But a spark still burned so I used my knife
And late that night I saved the life of Ringo


***
I well remember that song charting in the fall of '64. I'd received a transistor radio (remember that? Nine-transistor, ten-transistor) for Xmas '63, and would listen to the leading local Top 40 station at night before bed. So I was there to hear the first single by a group I thought was called "The Beetles," and a lot of the early British Invasion songs . . . and "Ringo."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2023 03:02 PM (J2vNu)

164 Hansjörg Wys is the Swiss billionaire who funds tons of Dem political stuff.

Note: he's not a US citizen.

So just like Clinton and Gore took Chinese money, and maybe Obama, too, now its Swiss money.

Posted by: Harun at August 18, 2023 03:02 PM (Cg63x)

165 I've noticed the younger people I talk with share the "change my mind" meme from Crowder but have no idea who he is.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 03:02 PM (lc5cP)

166 have a question that kept me awake last night.
Obama was Senile Joe's boss when he engaged in a shit load of corruption. Does Bammy bear any responsibility.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 18, 2023 02:59 PM (VdGjU)

-------

The Teflon Pawn.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 18, 2023 03:02 PM (tP18f)

167 TJM, my favorite Houston movies are:
1. The Man Who Would Be King
2. The African Queen
3. Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison
4. The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean

Ones I really don't like
1. Moby Dick (Gregory Peck)
2. The Misfits
3. The Night of the Iguana

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 03:03 PM (3FiQa)

168 160 And late that night I saved the life of Ringo
-Lorne Greene

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2023

I wonder sometimes when I hear of a guy sawing off his own arm with a pocketknife to free it save his own life whether I would have the fortitude.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2023 03:01 PM (SUc4N)

You're Cannibal Bob, for goodness sake! Of course you'd do it.

Oh, I remember the story of that guy that did that to save himself from being pinned under a big rock. One of my closest friends ended up meeting him at a concert, and he said that the hook replacement made him a better rock climber.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 18, 2023 03:03 PM (/iWhV)

169 has the shooting started yet?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2023 03:04 PM (6rib9)

170 156 I have a question that kept me awake last night.
Obama was Senile Joe's boss when he engaged in a shit load of corruption. Does Bammy bear any responsibility.
----------------
In the Marines, yes. In the Dems, not so much cuz gay and black and gay.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 03:05 PM (3FiQa)

171 It's only Election Fraud when Democrats lose

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 03:05 PM (MOY79)

172 duh....

/BillieEilish

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 18, 2023 03:05 PM (KZaqS)

173 IRS agent shoots and kills another IRS agent during a training exercise.

https://is.gd/3VdI0u

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2023 03:05 PM (0N1h0)

174 But a spark still burned so I used my knife
And late that night I saved the life of Ringo


********

The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

Posted by: Muldoon, not entirely sure how this meme works... at August 18, 2023 03:05 PM (991eG)

175 173 IRS agent shoots and kills another IRS agent during a training exercise.

https://is.gd/3VdI0u
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2023 03:05 PM (0N1h0)
____________

Am I a bad person for smiling a little?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2023 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

176 167 Ones I really don't like
1. Moby Dick (Gregory Peck)
2. The Misfits
3. The Night of the Iguana
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 03:03 PM (3FiQa)

========

I really like Moby Dick despite Peck. I do think it's admirable, though, that Hollywood felt that representation for planks of wood was so important at the time, but I wish they could have found another plank of wood to be the "bankable" star that Huston had to hire to get the film off the ground.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

177 Hansjörg Wys is the Swiss billionaire who funds tons of Dem political stuff.

Note: he's not a US citizen.

So just like Clinton and Gore took Chinese money, and maybe Obama, too, now its Swiss money.

Posted by: Harun at August 18, 2023 03:02 PM (Cg63x)

---------

Imagine the Cartel money that's flowed into Dem coffers over the past six decades ... and their ROI on Biden's open border has got to be astronomical.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 18, 2023 03:06 PM (tP18f)

178 There was proof that Obama was accepting foreign donations...in 2008.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 02:37 PM (LvTSG)


The IRS held up Tea Party applications and the FBI investigated said same. Stuff has kinda been going on a while.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2023 03:06 PM (uwEOC)

179 173 IRS agent shoots and kills another IRS agent during a training exercise.

https://is.gd/3VdI0u
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2023 03:05 PM (0N1h0)

Channeling my inner Norm Macdonald:

And in other news, Alec Baldwin is set to star in a new movie titled, "The IRS Agent That Liked to Shoot People."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 18, 2023 03:06 PM (KbCG3)

180 has the shooting started yet?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2023 03:04 PM (6rib9)


It has for Ringo.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2023 03:06 PM (xhaym)

181 IRS agent shoots and kills another IRS agent during a training exercise.

https://is.gd/3VdI0u
Posted by: bonhomme

That's unfortunate.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 18, 2023 03:06 PM (VdGjU)

182 159 Did anyone see that clip of Rachel Madcow and Hilary discussing how election denialism is evil? Classic. The balls on those two, and not a tranny in sight.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 18, 2023 03:00 PM

Is this a Jimmy Dore sock? He just released a YouTube video on that "interview" with "The balls of these two" emblazoned on their images as the thumbnail.

Posted by: Intercepted Jimmy Dore Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 18, 2023 03:06 PM (JCZqz)

183 Sure, a primary win and $5 will get you a hot cup of brown liquid at Starbucks too.
===================
For only a buck more, you can buy coffee!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2023 03:07 PM (6rib9)

184 In the Marines, yes. In the Dems, not so much cuz gay and black and gay.
Posted by: Puddinhead


*******

Obligatory: You said gay twice...

Posted by: Muldoon, not entirely sure how this meme works... at August 18, 2023 03:07 PM (991eG)

185 Gooooood, goood..,,

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2023 03:07 PM (+T4jH)

186 Imagine the Cartel money that's flowed into Dem coffers over the past six decades ... and their ROI on Biden's open border has got to be astronomical.

----------

I should have said UniParty coffers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 18, 2023 03:07 PM (tP18f)

187

Member when Puddinhead bragged about their vote fraud operation? And then it was scrubbed off the internet with purpose?

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at August 18, 2023 03:08 PM (uRZZ/)

188 IRS agent shoots and kills another IRS agent during a training exercise.

https://is.gd/3VdI0u
Posted by: bonhomme

That's unfortunate.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 18, 2023 03:06 PM (VdGjU)
=======
We need common sense IRS agent control

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2023 03:08 PM (6rib9)

189 In the Marines, yes. In the Dems, not so much cuz gay and black and gay.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 03:05 PM

You said gay twice.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at August 18, 2023 03:08 PM (JCZqz)

190 And now for something completely different, the horrifying world of Thai train safety posters.

https://tinyurl.com/j72b5bsz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2023 03:09 PM (FVME7)

191 has the shooting started yet?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2023 03:04 PM (6rib9)
---
I didn't even pull the trigger!

Posted by: Alec Baldwyn at August 18, 2023 03:09 PM (krQz2)

192 I really like Moby Dick despite Peck.
-------------
Well the story should have been enough to carry the movie. I found the movie cold and stiff throughout. So, it became Gregory Peck from start to finish. I really enjoyed Opie's (Ron Howard) In The Heart of the Sea movie. Too bad it wasn't a big hit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 03:10 PM (DmtxH)

193 Yeah, so they have *looks at calendar * two months to figure this out. Get to it boys and girls!

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2023 03:10 PM (+T4jH)

194 IRS agent shoots and kills another IRS agent during a training exercise.

https://is.gd/3VdI0u
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2023 03:05 PM (0N1h0)

That's one down and 83,999 to go.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 18, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6)

195 3 years late is better then never, I guess. But not much better. The problem, as always, is enforcement. They can investigate whatever they want, and find all sorts of skullduggery, but in the end they'll have to rely on the IRS and/or DOJ prog-skinsuits to enforce, which will never happen.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 18, 2023 03:10 PM (5C4od)

196 Hiya Cannibal !

Regards to Heidi.

Posted by: JT at August 18, 2023 03:10 PM (T4tVD)

197 Is this a Jimmy Dore sock? He just released a YouTube video on that "interview" with "The balls of these two" emblazoned on their images as the thumbnail.

Posted by: Intercepted Jimmy Dore Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 18, 2023 03:06 PM (JCZqz)

That's where I saw it, of course.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 18, 2023 03:11 PM (Mzdiz)

198 UK neo-natal nurse convicted of murdering seven babies, attempting to murder six more.
----------

She's Pro-Choice

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2023 03:11 PM (uwEOC)

199 189 In the Marines, yes. In the Dems, not so much cuz gay and black and gay.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 03:05 PM

You said gay twice.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr
-----------
Well, Dems really like gay.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 03:11 PM (3FiQa)

200 And now for something completely different, the horrifying world of Thai train safety posters.

https://tinyurl.com/j72b5bsz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2023 03:09 PM (FVME7)
=================
Those are nuts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2023 03:12 PM (6rib9)

201 Sure, , what were chances that dead IRS agent was a whistle blower?

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 03:13 PM (MOY79)

202 165 I've noticed the younger people I talk with share the "change my mind" meme from Crowder but have no idea who he is.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 03:02 PM

Several young (15-26 year old) kids I know have watched various mainstream shows that blend politics and comedy that pitch themselves as relatively centrist, but are always (of course) heavily liberal.

I had hoped Crowder, despite being openly "conservative", would offer a good counter. He's fairly popular, and has some funny bits...but I can't watch him for long periods of time. Something about him rubs me the wrong way, and maybe it's a spidey-sense, because there are some crazy accusations about who he is off-screen.

Daily Wire also tries to fill this niche, but....fuck those guys.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 18, 2023 03:13 PM (JCZqz)

203 187

Member when Puddinhead bragged about their vote fraud operation? And then it was scrubbed off the internet with purpose?
-------------
There's always the Time Magazine piece spiking the ball, high fiving and doing an end zone dance as a historical landmark.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 03:13 PM (3FiQa)

204 I wonder sometimes when I hear of a guy sawing off his own arm with a pocketknife to free it save his own life whether I would have the fortitude.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


On the bright side, if you were successful you could always put the arm in a nice stew.

Posted by: Bill Buckner at August 18, 2023 03:13 PM (Xrfse)

205 40 Dems play to win and control the power.

Repubs just pretend to care and then they slink away to watch Paolo bang their wives.

Hi Jonah!

==================

Best meme synthesis of all time -

Do you prefer to cook your own steak or order them at restaurants?

Paolo: I prefer my steaks as I prefer my women - taken care of by someone else

Posted by: Oglebay at August 18, 2023 03:14 PM (ogTiX)

206
The powerful House Ways and Means Committee is opening a probe into whether liberal activists are misusing tax-exempt nonprofits to mobilize Democrat voters in battleground states, injecting foreign money into elections, or evading campaign finance laws.

+++++++++++++++

What if it turns out the answer is Yes?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2023 03:15 PM (GfaCo)

207 And now for something completely different, the horrifying world of Thai train safety posters.

https://tinyurl.com/j72b5bsz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2023 03:09 PM (FVME7)
=================
Those are nuts.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2023 03:12 PM (6rib9)
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Wow. They really don't pull any punches.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2023 03:15 PM (YIVH2)

208 UK neo-natal nurse convicted of murdering seven babies, attempting to murder six more.
----------

She's Pro-Choice
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2023 03:11 PM (uwEOC)

And to think, in the US we would have to pay big money for this health care but in the UK ITS FREE.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2023 03:15 PM (eoQWY)

209 I had hoped Crowder, despite being openly "conservative", would offer a good counter. He's fairly popular, and has some funny bits...but I can't watch him for long periods of time. Something about him rubs me the wrong way, and maybe it's a spidey-sense, because there are some crazy accusations about who he is off-screen.

Daily Wire also tries to fill this niche, but....fuck those guys.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 18, 2023 03:13 PM (JCZqz)

Crowder may have his moments but Crowder isn't cool.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 18, 2023 03:15 PM (KbCG3)

210 Save the Earth! Drink mead for Gaia!

https://tinyurl.com/bdhuzzmc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2023 03:15 PM (FVME7)

211 Tai zombie art. I like it

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 03:15 PM (MOY79)

212 This is a sham. The Republicans investigating non-profits will amount to absolutely nothing BECAUSE they were doing the same thing with dark money to the tune of about $914,000 in 2020. The Dems are better at it, and more egregious. But, the fact remains that both parties do it, so no repercussions are forthcoming. It's window dressing by the GOP to make it appear as if they are accomplishing something.

Hell, even the NY Times called this one out. So you know it's a protected practice.

I used to look at the republican party with indifference. Now, I place them firmly in the same category as Democrats. Grifting, self-interested troglodytes.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2023 03:15 PM (dIske)

213 >What if it turns out the answer is Yes?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Babu Finger Wag

"You very very bad man!"

Posted by: DB - still observing the proprieties at August 18, 2023 03:16 PM (geLO8)

214 Still waiting for a Republican to charge a Deep Stater with a crime
Any day now

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 03:16 PM (MOY79)

215 On the bright side, if you were successful you could always put the arm in a nice stew.
Posted by: Bill Buckner at August 18, 2023 03:13 PM (Xrfse)
---
NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 18, 2023 03:17 PM (krQz2)

216 See, this is where a Republican State Attorney General could work with an investigator and a State Grand Jury to investigate and indict.
Nothing much is going to happen at the Federal level.

Until the Republicans start fighting Fire with Fire, nothing is going to change.
Indictments, prosecution and CONVICTIONS would mean something.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at August 18, 2023 03:18 PM (vcOmj)

217 What if it turns out the answer is Yes?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2023 03:15 PM

Then we'll have MORE hearings, and make demands of Federal Agencies to do something! We might be forced to write letters...but not too sternly worded, because this is a relatively minor event, and we're guilty of similar fundraising "irregularities".

Posted by: Congressional Republicans at August 18, 2023 03:18 PM (JCZqz)

218
I don't get it. The hypocrisy I'm used to but Starbucks "coffee" tastes like shit.
=
It's awful but they bump up the caffeine content really high. They are lining up for the buzz and addicted.
Posted by: It's a drug mkay at August 18, 2023 02:59 PM (HkQc1)



It's not the caffeine. It's the HFCS they dump into their coffee-flavored fancy-pants milkshakes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 18, 2023 03:19 PM (n+4am)

219 And now for something completely different, the horrifying world of Thai train safety posters.

https://tinyurl.com/j72b5bsz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2023 03:09 PM (FVME7)
=================
Those are nuts.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2023 03:12 PM (6rib9)
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Wow. They really don't pull any punches.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2023 03:15 PM (YIVH2)

Well the truck being hit by a train is pretty mellow. I've seen the results of that growing up.....the train and remains of most of the truck are about a half mile down the track. Bits and pieces of what was in the truck are spread all along the track.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2023 03:20 PM (eoQWY)

220 Sternly worded letters won't cut it. We need fiery letters. Maybe even angry letters.

Posted by: DB - still observing the proprieties at August 18, 2023 03:20 PM (geLO8)

221 Daily Wire also tries to fill this niche, but....fuck those guys.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 18, 2023 03:13 PM (JCZqz)

Propped up gatekeepers would have been sufficient to hold back the vast tide of opposition to the Uniparty in earlier generations, but it has never been easier to get a platform away from the Vichy GOP. So even as Alex Jones collapses, Stephen Gardner and Stew Peters rush in to replace him. The Uniparty doesn't even realize how fucked it is.

Posted by: trev006 at August 18, 2023 03:20 PM (+Wz5+)

222 And now for something completely different, the horrifying world of Thai train safety posters.

https://tinyurl.com/j72b5bsz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2023 03:09 PM (FVME7)
=================
Those are nuts.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2023 03:12 PM (6rib9)
-----
Wow. They really don't pull any punches.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I assume these posters were designed by Sam Peckinpah.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2023 03:21 PM (FVME7)

223 173 IRS agent shoots and kills another IRS agent during a training exercise.

https://is.gd/3VdI0u
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2023 03:05 PM (0N1h0)


SO... sad.

Posted by: Tropico narrator at August 18, 2023 03:22 PM (DTX3h)

224 221 Propped up gatekeepers would have been sufficient to hold back the vast tide of opposition to the Uniparty in earlier generations, but it has never been easier to get a platform away from the Vichy GOP. So even as Alex Jones collapses, Stephen Gardner and Stew Peters rush in to replace him. The Uniparty doesn't even realize how fucked it is.
Posted by: trev006 at August 18, 2023 03:20 PM (+Wz5+)

=========

It's not about a 1000 year Reich or anything, it's about looting the treasury, hence Ukraine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 18, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

225 Charred remains of 'whole entire families' are found huddled together after burning to death in their Maui homes - as morgue runs out of body bags and locals say the real death toll is closer to 500

Posted by: DB - still observing the proprieties at August 18, 2023 03:22 PM (geLO8)

226 220 Sternly worded letters won't cut it. We need fiery letters. Maybe even angry letters.
Posted by: DB - still observing the proprieties at August 18, 2023 03:20 PM (geLO

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Heck with letters. I say we go straight TikToks of song singing B list celebrities and dancing nurses.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 18, 2023 03:23 PM (RLLZj)

227 220 Sternly worded letters won't cut it. We need fiery letters. Maybe even angry letters.
Posted by: DB - still observing the proprieties at August 18, 2023 03:20 PM (geLO

--------------------------------

Perhaps it's time for a literary trebuchet - the dread series of letters

Posted by: Oglebay at August 18, 2023 03:23 PM (ogTiX)

228 And now for something completely different, the horrifying world of Thai train safety posters.

https://tinyurl.com/j72b5bsz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2023 03:09 PM (FVME7)
=================
Those are nuts.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2023 03:12 PM


Subtlety, thy name is Thailand.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2023 03:24 PM (Wnv9h)

229 Democrats Are Using Nonprofits and Foreign Donations to Illegally "Win" Elections
......

*yawn*
Time for fish puns?

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2023 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

230 Sorry but this one is so bizarre:

Las Vegas woman Devyn Michaels, 45, is accused of chopping her boyfriend Jonathan Willette's head off 'after he tried to force her to perform sex act on him'

Posted by: DB - still observing the proprieties at August 18, 2023 03:25 PM (geLO8)

231 190 Superb poster art, thanks!

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at August 18, 2023 03:26 PM (MvF+J)

232 Neutrality is not realistic.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2023 03:26 PM (44ww/)

233 Charred remains of 'whole entire families' are found huddled together after burning to death in their Maui homes - as morgue runs out of body bags and locals say the real death toll is closer to 500

Safe from COVID though!

Posted by: Elect Democrat pols, get Democrat policies at August 18, 2023 03:26 PM (lc5cP)

234 We have been saying this for years on these pages.

There are a huge number of dark money PACs that aggregate and launder donations from non-profits into the Democrats

It's why you never heard of a shoestring campaign budget for Democrats-- they only have too much money problems

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2023 03:26 PM (yw7eP)

235 reeeee

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2023 03:26 PM (0FoWg)

236 IRS agent shoots and kills another IRS agent during a training exercise.
.......

That'll tech him for hiding the guys car keys.

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2023 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

237 It's not the caffeine. It's the HFCS they dump into their coffee-flavored fancy-pants milkshakes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 18, 2023 03:19 PM

HFCS? Is that a hormone blocker? If so, everything about Starbucks and their clientele suddenly makes a lot of sense...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 18, 2023 03:26 PM (JCZqz)

238 Las Vegas woman Devyn Michaels, 45, is accused of chopping her boyfriend Jonathan Willette's head off 'after he tried to force her to perform sex act on him'

So...one presume this is the old "sausage sampler" but then how did she get to his big head?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2023 03:27 PM (lc5cP)

239 Sorry but this one is so bizarre:

Las Vegas woman Devyn Michaels, 45, is accused of chopping her boyfriend Jonathan Willette's head off 'after he tried to force her to perform sex act on him'
Posted by: DB - still observing the proprieties

I guess no means no.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2023 03:27 PM (FVME7)

240 Assume the Dems are doing everything illegal, slimy and disgusting to gain power. Act accordingly.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2023 03:28 PM (O8bOp)

241 Whoever placed the COPACABANA ear worm in my head....


BLAM BLAM BLAM!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 18, 2023 03:28 PM (ZbASP)

242 Charred remains of 'whole entire families' are found huddled together after burning to death in their Maui homes - as morgue runs out of body bags and locals say the real death toll is closer to 500
........

Don't worry, Joe will be there Monday to show them some empathy.

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2023 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

243 I'll take things that should have been done ages ago, but particularly back in the 2012 time frame when Obama was notorious for having millions of small donations from non humans through cash cards and from overseas.

Posted by: astonerii at August 18, 2023 03:28 PM (B9VxK)

244 There is a noodus among us.

Veritas.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 18, 2023 03:29 PM (/iWhV)

245 nood

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at August 18, 2023 03:29 PM (MvF+J)

246 Time for fish puns?

No.

Posted by: Bill Buckner at August 18, 2023 03:29 PM (Xrfse)

247 241 Whoever placed the COPACABANA ear worm in my head....
----------------
You must be gay. Now we are all gay. Fuck you.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2023 03:30 PM (3FiQa)

248 Are we tired of this merry-go-round yet?

Republicans are gonna investigate this
And they're gonna investigate that

'so-and-so ripped whatsisname a new one in hearings today'

'Dickhead sends Asshole strongly-worded letter'

it's all bullshit
fucken puppet show
GOOGLE IT PEOPLE
You can see the strings

Posted by: DB - still observing the proprieties at August 18, 2023 03:30 PM (geLO8)

249 Nood.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 18, 2023 03:31 PM (/iWhV)

250 of course

Posted by: DB - still observing the proprieties at August 18, 2023 03:31 PM (geLO8)

251 Stew Peters
---
Very catchy.

Posted by: Bob Peters at August 18, 2023 03:31 PM (sWM8x)

252 Don't worry, Joe will be there Monday to show them some empathy.
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2023 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

Maybe if we are lucky he tries to sniff a small victim, aspirates a lungful of ashes and dies of pneumonia.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 18, 2023 03:34 PM (RLLZj)

253 Oh, please; pissing through $. Internal government examples how Ds function:

AFGE Election Center 2022, Special Election: Georgia's runoff election is on December 6, 2022.
Learn about voting in the Georgia runoff.
How to Access Members Only Endorsement Info:
To view AFGE's endorsement information login to the Members Only section.

After decades of corporate attacks on our rights, our voices at work, our retirement, our benefits, and our pay, AFGE members are standing up and fighting back. We are mobilizing to elect pro-worker allies into office all across the country, and planting the seeds for a sea change that puts working people over profits.

Click Your State to Find Out Which Candidates Support Government Employees:
---------
March 2021, Fact Sheet: President Biden to Sign Executive Order to Promote Voting Access

This Executive Order will leverage the resources of the federal government to increase access to voter registration.
Direct federal agencies to expand access to voter registration and election information.
Direct federal agencies to assist states under the National Voter Registration Act.
Yada, yada.

Voting rights is one thing. NGOs are entwined.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at August 18, 2023 03:48 PM (GshMh)

254 233 Charred remains of 'whole entire families' are found huddled together after burning to death in their Maui homes - as morgue runs out of body bags and locals say the real death toll is closer to 500

Safe from COVID though!
Posted by: Elect Democrat pols, get Democrat policies at August 18, 2023 03:26 PM (lc5cP)

Yep, just like the BLM Summer of Love, the radiant heat kills the virus and renders whole neighborhoods safe.

Posted by: Advo at August 18, 2023 04:53 PM (VHN21)

255 Time to let they Cat out of the Bag and see the Skeletons in the DNC closet

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 18, 2023 05:23 PM (wGqjj)

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