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Happy Friday evening, horde!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 18, 2023 07:31 PM (OX9vb) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 07:32 PM (JxOSV) 3
Is that the same pic that was posted a month or so ago, or was that a different pic with the blue turned up to 11?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 07:32 PM (GzYul) Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 07:33 PM (GzYul) 5
I'm on a boat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2023 07:33 PM (up/3i) 6
Why did the baby cross the road? A little harrowing but everything's fine, don't even worry about it.
Like a turtle, always remember to place the baby on the side of the road it was heading toward otherwise it will just try to cross again. Posted by: Flyguy at August 18, 2023 07:34 PM (+xCcc) 7
I've decided it's not important if Oliver Anthony had a little boost to help his recent fame. It's a great song and he seems like a super cool, down to earth guy.
Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2023 07:35 PM (q177U) 8
The Peeping Tomcat soundtrack makes that a next level cat vid
Posted by: kallisto, at August 18, 2023 07:36 PM (69aDF) Posted by: wth at August 18, 2023 07:36 PM (v0R5T) 10
Hi, on a boat. Welcome to the Horde!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 07:36 PM (JxOSV) 11
Haha, peeping tomcat...your chances of being killed by a cat are low....but never zero!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 18, 2023 07:36 PM (OX9vb) Posted by: Frank Barone at August 18, 2023 07:37 PM (+oR7L) 13
Speaking of Jacksfilms created a second Youtube channel devoted entirely to making fun of Sssniperwolf, who is an obnoxious Yootoober who posts "reaction" vids to TikToks and Instagram posts.
She get millions of views, and is apparently getting insanely wealthy doing nothing but fake laughing, using a few stock phrases and sound effects. But the worst part is, she steals the content from the original creators, never gives credit, sometimes crops off their logos, and even worse, crops the video so she can steal whatever "funny" comment the original poster said. Jack is a hoot, and has been doing vids over a decade. He occasionally gets burned out, then something like this comes along and re-energizes him. I think the spark for it was her trying flex on him on twatter. Even made fun of his hairline. Big mistake, cupcake. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 07:37 PM (GzYul) 14
Lovely free fall
Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2023 07:38 PM (86W+h) 15
I got it. I got it.
I don’t got it. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 07:32 PM (JxOSV) The reference - I got it. Posted by: InZona at August 18, 2023 07:38 PM (utJnW) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 07:39 PM (JxOSV) 17
I knew a girl that could tie a knot with her tongue using a cherry stem. Problem is she was bat$hit crazy.......
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 18, 2023 07:41 PM (QNSds) 18
I've decided it's not important if Oliver Anthony had a little boost to help his recent fame. It's a great song and he seems like a super cool, down to earth guy.
Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2023 07:35 PM (q177U) I tried reading that earlier post, I didn't see what he's supposed to have done that is so terrible. I bet he never sucked the cox of record company execs, like virtually every female singer on a major label has. Or let Quincy Jones sodomize him, like virtually all black male pop music stars have. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 07:41 PM (GzYul) 19
I want to sell everything we have and visit that picture atop, with option to buy. I suspect my host would slap the baggage from my hand and kick it across a whitely sandy floor.
"Letsa cook you first meal here, OK?" "OK, may I assist?" "Absolutamente!" Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 18, 2023 07:41 PM (wzAuc) 20
hiya
Posted by: JT at August 18, 2023 07:41 PM (T4tVD) 21
Maybe Boxer mom wanted to off her kid. I mean, it's possible
Posted by: kallisto, at August 18, 2023 07:42 PM (69aDF) 22
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 07:42 PM (MOY79) 23
I knew a girl that could tie a knot with her tongue using a cherry stem. Problem is she was bat$hit crazy.......
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 18, 2023 07:41 PM (QNSds) Tell Audrey I said hi! Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 07:42 PM (GzYul) Posted by: JT at August 18, 2023 07:43 PM (T4tVD) 25
Flaming chef is nuts.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2023 07:46 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Otter 841 in combination Carl Spackler and Barry White voice at August 18, 2023 07:46 PM (6PEWs) Posted by: Thesokorus at August 18, 2023 07:47 PM (KPJfE) 28
Bummer about Q Jones. I dig that guys music. A lot.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 18, 2023 07:48 PM (KPJfE) 29
27 You might enjoy the movie 101 Sarmatians.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 07:50 PM (JxOSV) 30
Wasn't sure puppy was going to make it
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 07:50 PM (MOY79) 31
Got willowed;
226 206 Wasn’t Jenn Connolly in LA Confidential? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus Nope. She was in Mulholland Falls. A pretty solid movie. Similar era as LA Confidential. A noir film. I liked it. Nick Nolte was the lead. Had a solid cast. Posted by: Puddleglum at work Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 18, 2023 07:50 PM (C7jzY) Posted by: JT at August 18, 2023 07:51 PM (T4tVD) Posted by: B. Obama at August 18, 2023 07:51 PM (JxOSV) 34
Bummer about Q Jones. I dig that guys music. A lot.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 18, 2023 07:48 PM (KPJfE) He mainstreamed a LOT of black artists. Made them shedloads of money. All he asked in return was to bugger them. Small price to pay, I guess. If fame and fortune are what you want. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 07:51 PM (GzYul) 35
The guy jumping out of the airplane without a parachute into a net was pretty stupid but interesting to watch the last minute of the stunt to see if he would make it which he did.
I think his name was Luke Aekins or something like that. Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2023 07:52 PM (MNhXM) 36
Been on vacation for a week inawoods and just discovered rich men north of Richmond. Blumpf needs to have this man open for all his rallies.
Posted by: james at August 18, 2023 07:52 PM (ypOH9) 37
Nope. She was in Mulholland Falls. A pretty solid movie. Similar era as LA Confidential. A noir film. I liked it. Nick Nolte was the lead. Had a solid cast.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 18, 2023 07:50 PM (C7jzY) Not to be confused with Mulholland Drive, which is a muddled, twisted, at times incoherent jumbled mess of a brilliant work of art. I've seen explanations for it online, including Lynch himself trying to explain his theories on time, for which I have such a blind spot, after he explains it, I completely forget what he said. I prefer to leave the film not having a fargin' clue what it was that I just saw. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 07:54 PM (GzYul) 38
What about Quincy Jones? Did he die?
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2023 07:54 PM (MNhXM) Posted by: the Ostrogoths at August 18, 2023 07:55 PM (6PEWs) 40
13 Speaking of Jacksfilms created a second Youtube channel devoted entirely to making fun of Sssniperwolf, who is an obnoxious Yootoober who posts "reaction" vids to TikToks and Instagram posts.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 07:37 PM (GzYul) Watched a little bit of one of them. Good Lord, that woman is obnoxious. And five bucks says that this time next week, she'll be complaining about him bullying her and hawking her Only Fans. Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2023 07:55 PM (Tkc3g) 41
...interesting to watch the last minute of the stunt to see if he would make it which he did.
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2023 07:52 PM (MNhXM) Well, now I don't have to watch it. Thanks for saving me the time and effort. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 07:56 PM (GzYul) 42
Trisha Greenhalgh
@trishgreenhalgh Professor of Primary Health Care, Oxford. Independent SAGE. Views my own. Blue tick in old money. Staying - for now. Also on other platforms - find me. Oxford, England My various science WhatsApp groups are buzzing. Genetic lineage clips and diagrams flying back and forth. I understand little of the detail but it looks like it's once again time to MASK UP. 1:10 AM · Aug 15, 2023 AUBURN, N.Y. (WSYR-TV) — Auburn Community Hospital is officially bringing back its COVID-19 mask mandate after only a month since announcing the end to the mandate. This news comes following the new Eris COVID-19 variant that has been spreading in the Central New York Community. On August 17, Syracuse’s Upstate Hospital announced it’s also requiring all staff, visitors, and patients in all clinical areas of the hospital to wear masks. Syracuse, NY -- Upstate Medical’s two hospitals, University and Community General, reimposed mandatory face-masking Thursday morning after reporting an uptick in Covid-19 cases. Covid testing is now also required for all patients being admitted to the hospitals, according to a memo sent to Upstate staff and provided to Syracuse.com. Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 18, 2023 07:56 PM (MFZ8i) 43
I'm on a boat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender A 3 hour tour ? Posted by: JT a free sample is on the way Posted by: Viagra at August 18, 2023 07:56 PM (6PEWs) 44
38 What about Quincy Jones? Did he die?
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2023 07:54 PM (MNhXM) See post #18 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 18, 2023 07:57 PM (OX9vb) 45
Hightstown don't bother me much, I would do the free fall
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 07:57 PM (MOY79) 46
Watched a little bit of one of them. Good Lord, that woman is obnoxious. And five bucks says that this time next week, she'll be complaining about him bullying her and hawking her Only Fans.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2023 07:55 PM (Tkc3g) No doubt. She's one of the uglier cute girls I've ever seen on the internets. Something wrong with her mouth, at least how she uses it. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 07:57 PM (GzYul) 47
What about Quincy Jones? Did he die?
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2023 07:54 PM (MNhXM) See post #18 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 18, 2023 07:57 PM (OX9vb) Hot as hell Peggy Lipton wasn’t enough? Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2023 07:58 PM (MNhXM) 48
What about Quincy Jones? Did he die?
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2023 07:54 PM (MNhXM) No, you're thinking of Tom Hanks. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 07:58 PM (GzYul) Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 18, 2023 07:59 PM (OX9vb) 50
Hightstown don't bother me much, I would do the free fall
Posted by: Skip "You're a braver man than I, Gunga Din" Posted by: JT at August 18, 2023 07:59 PM (T4tVD) 51
I didn't get Mulholland Falls, one of our movie guru's should try and explain it
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 07:59 PM (MOY79) 52
No noodin such and suches.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 07:59 PM (rJ7Hd) 53
No, you're thinking of Tom Hanks.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 07:58 PM (GzYul) If only. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 18, 2023 07:59 PM (OX9vb) Oh sorry, I meant Justin Bieber. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 08:00 PM (GzYul) 54
My autocucumber is pissing me off
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 08:01 PM (MOY79) 55
51 I didn't get Mulholland Falls, one of our movie guru's should try and explain it
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 07:59 PM (MOY79) I think it's about the old Hat Squad in LA. Basically cops who do anything to keep justice. Anything. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:01 PM (rJ7Hd) 56
I didn't get Mulholland Falls, one of our movie guru's should try and explain it
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 07:59 PM (MOY79) No no, please don't. I think it's at least partly true to say you're not supposed to get it. But the extent to which you are, think of it as time loops, with different events folding in on themselves. The whole thing is deeply tragic, a descent into madness and suicide. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 08:01 PM (GzYul) 57
News update:
||Graham Linehan show staged outside Scottish parliament after second venue cancels Makeshift outdoor show held after two venues cancel booking of comedian known for his gender-critical beliefs A comedy event featuring Father Ted creator Graham Linehan was staged in the open air outside the Scottish parliament on Thursday evening, after a second Edinburgh venue refused to stage it. The organisers, Comedy Unleashed, booked the plaza outside Holyrood’s main entrance, and erected a small makeshift stage for an audience of roughly 120 people, after failing to find another indoor venue.|| Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 18, 2023 08:02 PM (krqg6) 58
51 I didn't get Mulholland Falls, one of our movie guru's should try and explain it
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 07:59 PM (MOY79) I read an interview with him once. He said his plots come from his dreams, so of course they don't make sense. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 18, 2023 08:02 PM (OX9vb) 59
I didn't get Mulholland Falls, one of our movie guru's should try and explain it
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 07:59 PM (MOY79) I think it's about the old Hat Squad in LA. Basically cops who do anything to keep justice. Anything. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:01 PM (rJ7Hd) Oops! There I go getting them mixed up. Falls... not Drive. Yeah, that's about right. Cops being cops. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 08:03 PM (GzYul) 60
51 I didn't get Mulholland Falls, one of our movie guru's should try and explain it
Posted by: Skip You mean Mulholland Drive. It was the a David Lynch flick, so a bit baffling. Mulholland Falls was a straightforward whodunnit set in the late 40s. A good solid flick. Came out in the mid 90s sometime. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 18, 2023 08:04 PM (C7jzY) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2023 08:05 PM (aD39U) 62
Mullholland Drive was hot lesbians. Mullholland Falls had Jennifer Connelly's naked rack.
All I remember about them. Posted by: Thesokorus at August 18, 2023 08:05 PM (KPJfE) 63
The movie Muldoon Drive was quite confusing. Everyone was speaking in these strange five-stanza poems.
Posted by: B. Obama at August 18, 2023 08:05 PM (JxOSV) 64
Do any of Lynch's movies have a plot?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:06 PM (rJ7Hd) 65
Moki if you're here I left a link for you in the previous thread. #227
Posted by: Gwenn at August 18, 2023 08:07 PM (9Gr7n) 66
I've been learning more about the miracle church in Lahaina that escaped the flames. The entire neighborhood around it
burned, as did the parish hall and school behind the church. The interior was undamaged, the altar flowers didn't even wilt from the heat. There aren't even soot stains on the outside. Posted by: kallisto, reflecting on things that make you go hmmm at August 18, 2023 08:07 PM (69aDF) 67
a free sample is on the way
Posted by: Viagra at August 18, 2023 07:56 PM (6PEWs) Seems like I oughtta know you..... Posted by: JT at August 18, 2023 08:07 PM (T4tVD) 68
I'm watching the British crime show Silent Witness and I just heard the stupidest line ever, uttered twice!
Coroner finds three bullet holes in kid's corpse and is shown pulling a bullet out of one of bullet holes and says, "Based on the wounds, I'd say either a rifle or a handgun was most likely", removing a copper-jacketed bullet out of the entry point. Doesn't state or 'guess' at calibre. And at the cops' meeting a forensics guy says, "We're checking ballistics but we're looking at either a rifle or a handgun at this stage." No shit, Sherlock. I guess it being a bullet pretty much gives you only those two possible choices! [And note they didn't say 'We don't know whether it was fired from a handgun or a rifle yet'.] I couldn't tell the calibre or the like as it was deformed a bit and as my experience is extremely limited although I think it was much larger than .22LR and had a pointier tip rather than domed. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 18, 2023 08:07 PM (krqg6) 69
David Lynch? LYNCH??? He needs to be cancelled immediately!!
Posted by: Leftist idiots everywhere at August 18, 2023 08:08 PM (JxOSV) 70
He mainstreamed a LOT of black artists. Made them shedloads of money. All he asked in return was to bugger them.
Small price to pay, I guess. If fame and fortune are what you want. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 07:51 PM (GzYul) Such a groove. https://youtu.be/6xN3KOY2kbg And of course he did the GOAT theme Streetbeater Posted by: Thesokorus at August 18, 2023 08:08 PM (KPJfE) 71
Mullholland Drive was hot lesbians. Mullholland Falls had Jennifer Connelly's naked rack.
All I remember about them. Posted by: Thesokorus at August 18, 2023 08:05 PM (KPJfE) Crap, I'm all over the place confused. I was describing LA Confidential above when I said "cops being cops." I ain't even drinking. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 08:08 PM (GzYul) 72
Moki if you're here I left a link for you in the previous thread. #227
Posted by: Gwenn If she's not here is it still there ? Posted by: JT at August 18, 2023 08:08 PM (T4tVD) 73
66 I've been learning more about the miracle church in Lahaina that escaped the flames. The entire neighborhood around it
burned, as did the parish hall and school behind the church. The interior was undamaged, the altar flowers didn't even wilt from the heat. There aren't even soot stains on the outside. Posted by: kallisto, reflecting on things that make you go hmmm at August 18, 2023 08:07 PM (69aDF Praise the Lord! His Great Works are everywhere. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:09 PM (rJ7Hd) 74
There aren't even soot stains on the outside.
Posted by: kallisto Very cool. They've now discovered some roof damage. Still amazing. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 08:09 PM (u4sKi) 75
64 Do any of Lynch's movies have a plot?
Posted by: AlaBAMA The Straight Story. It's a really good movie that made sense. Very unlike Lynch. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 18, 2023 08:10 PM (C7jzY) Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:11 PM (rJ7Hd) Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2023 08:11 PM (NxC5+) 78
And at the cops' meeting a forensics guy says, "We're checking ballistics but we're looking at either a rifle or a handgun at this stage."
No shit, Sherlock. I guess it being a bullet pretty much gives you only those two possible choices! [And note they didn't say 'We don't know whether it was fired from a handgun or a rifle yet'.] Posted by: andycanuck Slingshot. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 08:11 PM (u4sKi) 79
I was just watching the weather, showing the potential tropical storm rolling into the SW. Could be quite a mess if it gets up into NV and AZ. I've been out there during some heavy rains, and the storm sewer systems only seem to be able to handle a half hour downpour and then things back up. Could take care of some homeless and illegal encampments down in Maricopa county.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 08:11 PM (0EOe9) 80
The Cowboy dude from Mulholland Drive really gave me the creeps. Probably one of the more underrated performances out there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:12 PM (rJ7Hd) 81
In the future, they will be able to beam bullets directly into a person.
Posted by: Guy watching Star Trek at August 18, 2023 08:12 PM (vFG9F) 82
BTW, a suspect owns two firearms shown in the Police Firearms database -- a shotgun and a .223 rifle and while net searching for "223 cartridges" to see if the spent round looks like it's a .223, one of the first hits was for the Shooting UK website!
Another weird thing was that it looked like the database included AR15s as legally-owned weapons that really surprised me because they've been banned here for awhile [but not other semiauto AR15 clones]. Other weapons were 22LR, shotguns as well as the ,223 and AR15s. A third of the registry names were women, so I'm going to check the credits later to see if they're names of female crewmembers! Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 18, 2023 08:12 PM (krqg6) 83
Nice weekend here, hope to sleep until MisHum's coffee wakes me up
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 08:12 PM (MOY79) 84
Which is the one with Russell Crowe?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2023 08:12 PM (aD39U) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 08:12 PM (u4sKi) 86
Didn’t Lynch direct The Elephant Man, with John Hurt and Anthony Hopkins? I really liked that one.
Posted by: Leftist idiots everywhere at August 18, 2023 08:13 PM (JxOSV) 87
84 Which is the one with Russell Crowe?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2023 08:12 PM (aD39U) White Men Can't Jump? Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:14 PM (rJ7Hd) 88
78 I like the cop shows where the body is still warm and on the street, and the ME says it was a .357 magnum. Or it could be a .38, or a .380, or a dozen or so 9mms numb nuts.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 08:15 PM (0EOe9) 89
Which is the one with Russell Crowe?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2023 08:12 PM (aD39U) White Men Can't Jump? Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:14 PM (rJ7Hd) You;re confusing that with Blade. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2023 08:15 PM (aD39U) 90
Paris, Texas was pretty good. Not sure if David Lynch directed that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 18, 2023 08:15 PM (C7jzY) 91
I used to amuse an old girlfriend by tying knots in cherry stems with my tongue, since she really like the David Lynch Twin Peaks series.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2023 08:15 PM (xhaym) 92
Damn, it’s hard to have a movie thread without TJM.
Posted by: Leftist idiots everywhere at August 18, 2023 08:15 PM (JxOSV) 93
Looks like Cinque Terre has a mole problem.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2023 08:16 PM (xhaym) Posted by: JT at August 18, 2023 08:16 PM (T4tVD) 95
I liked Blue Velvet.
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2023 08:16 PM (MNhXM) 96
Dr. Berg says eat sauerkraut to prevent colon polyps. Also, pickled vegetables. Giardiniera, here I come
Posted by: kallisto at August 18, 2023 08:17 PM (69aDF) 97
Boatcopter: I must have one.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2023 08:17 PM (I/Qkd) 98
Could take care of some homeless and illegal encampments down in Maricopa county.
Posted by: bill in arkansas The 'drainage systems' in the Valley on the surface of the Sun are designed to take runoff to retaining areas. Most of the parks are below grade... they turn into big lakes, our last place had a 5 acre park which filled regularly. The freeways also have pumping stations to get the water off the roadway. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 08:17 PM (u4sKi) 99
92 Damn, it’s hard to have a movie thread without TJM.
Posted by: Leftist idiots everywhere at August 18, 2023 08:15 PM (JxOSV) At least we don't have to hear about Pro... N/M. I will strive not to mention Prometheus so as to keep this thread free of Prometheus. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:17 PM (5xURv) 100
Damn, it’s hard to have a movie thread without TJM.
Posted by: Leftist idiots everywhere Paging James Monroe...... Posted by: JT at August 18, 2023 08:18 PM (T4tVD) 101
Blue Velvet. Yuck.
Posted by: Leftist idiots everywhere at August 18, 2023 08:18 PM (JxOSV) 102
95 I liked Blue Velvet.
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2023 08:16 PM (MNhXM Like pants or the whole suit? Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:18 PM (5xURv) 103
You;re confusing that with Blade.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2023 08:15 PM (aD39U) Is that the one about Rob Roy? Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2023 08:18 PM (MNhXM) 104
Dr. Berg says eat sauerkraut to prevent colon polyps. Also, pickled vegetables. Giardiniera, here I come
Posted by: kallisto Sounds like recipe request time on the gardening and cooking threads this weekend! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 08:19 PM (u4sKi) 105
Decided to listen to the full Rich Men North of Richmond album. Not my favorite, but in all seriousness has an Uncle Tom's Cabin vibe about it. The seems to be a tide welling.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 18, 2023 08:19 PM (oWBc3) 106
Begone, leftist idiots!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 08:19 PM (JxOSV) 107
103 You;re confusing that with Blade.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2023 08:15 PM (aD39U) Is that the one about Rob Roy? Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2023 08:18 PM (MNhXM No. That was Nell. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:20 PM (5xURv) 108
Slingshot.
----------- My guess was using a drill to drill three holes in the kid, then fire the cartridge without using a firearm [held in a vise, hit with a hammer or something] and manually inserting the bullets in the pre-drilled holes! Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 18, 2023 08:21 PM (krqg6) 109
101 Blue Velvet. Yuck.
Posted by: Leftist idiots everywhere Could use a man like Frank Booth again! Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 18, 2023 08:21 PM (C7jzY) 110
Wasn’t Colon Polyps a Secretary of State under Shrub?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 08:21 PM (JxOSV) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2023 08:21 PM (aD39U) 112
Do any of Lynch's movies have a plot?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:06 PM (rJ7Hd) Of course they do, they just don't follow a linear structure much of the time. He's what Christopher Nolan would be, if Nolan had any real talent. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 08:21 PM (/hEf7) 113
Well time to call it a night, try and keep it down some.
Hope you all have a great evening Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2023 08:21 PM (MOY79) 114
In the future, they will be able to beam bullets directly into a person.
Posted by: Guy watching Star Trek ----- Made of ice or am I thinking of a different series and not DS:9?? Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 18, 2023 08:22 PM (krqg6) 115
111 No. That was Nell.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:20 PM (5xURv) Chickapay! Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2023 08:21 PM (aD39U Nekkid Jodie Foster Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:23 PM (5xURv) Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2023 08:23 PM (KFhLj) 117
113 PARTY AT SKIP’S PLACE!!!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 08:24 PM (JxOSV) 118
98 Kingman has a system like that where they just have a little patience and let it run off down to Golden Valley. Waited out some flooding in a Walgreens for an hour one time.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 08:25 PM (0EOe9) 119
Paris, Texas was pretty good. Not sure if David Lynch directed that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 18, 2023 08:15 PM (C7jzY) Had to look it up, but I knew it wasn't Lynch... I would not have guess Wim Wenders if you spotted me the Wi and the enders. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 08:25 PM (/hEf7) 120
Blue Velvet wins some and loses some, but Stockwell on the car roof doing Orbison is what movie making is supposed to be. What a scene.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 18, 2023 08:26 PM (oWBc3) 121
Made of ice or am I thinking of a different series and not DS:9??
Posted by: andycanuck Book: State of Fear. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 08:26 PM (u4sKi) 122
If you could beam something into someone, couldn't you just as easily beam their heart or brain out?
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2023 08:26 PM (vFG9F) 123
The Straight Story. It's a really good movie that made sense. Very unlike Lynch.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 18, 2023 08:10 PM (C7jzY) It's a lovely movie, and a true story. I kept waiting for the terrible strange thing to happen, and spoiler alert, it never did. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 08:26 PM (/hEf7) 124
I saw Blue Velvet at the Waverly staring up at a giant Laura Dern from the front row because we were late and very extremely high.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2023 08:28 PM (RIvkX) 125
What would happen if you beamed a bull into somebody?
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2023 08:29 PM (vFG9F) 126
AZ Deplorablr, State of Fear by Dr. Michael Crichton foresaw this crap we have today.
Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2023 08:29 PM (NxC5+) 127
Wasn’t Colon Polyps a Secretary of State under Shrub?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 08:21 PM (JxOSV) Yep. He's the one who went to the U.N. and laid out the case against Saddam, including all the weak, shady WMD nonsense. I know someone who claims to have met him who says Powell never forgave the Booshies for making him do that. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 08:29 PM (/hEf7) 128
What would happen if you beamed a bull into somebody?
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2023 08:29 PM (vFG9F) With or without wrapping you ahead of time with electrical tape? Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2023 08:29 PM (xhaym) 129
Vivek Ramaswamy denies backing Bernie Sanders COVID mask bill he once touted as 'sensible'
https://tinyurl.com/mvvsn5an In an Aug. 1 recorded spaces conversation on X, formerly known as Twitter, Ramaswamy said around the 20-minute mark, "No," when asked by commentator Josie Glabach if the wealthy businessman "ever supported 'Masks for All' legislation by Bernie Sanders." However, the claim falls in contrast to a tweet by the GOP White House hopeful in July 2020 in which he replied to ex-Obama official Andy Slavitt, who co-authored a CNN op-ed with the senator calling for "masks for every American." "My policy views don't often align with Bernie, but this strikes me as a sensible idea," Ramaswamy said in 2020 in response to Slavitt, who would go on to become President Joe Biden's senior COVID-19 adviser, sharing the article on social media. "The cost is a tiny fraction of other less compelling federal expenditures on COVID-19." "They should have picked someone from the political right as a co-author to show consensus," he added. Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 18, 2023 08:29 PM (MFZ8i) 130
Me no likey Laura Dern. Bruce Dern with boobs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 08:29 PM (JxOSV) 131
124 I saw Blue Velvet at the Waverly staring up at a giant Laura Dern from the front row because we were late and very extremely high.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2023 08:28 PM (RIvkX) I saw Eraserhead on acid. Bad decision. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 18, 2023 08:30 PM (OX9vb) 132
Colin should be looking at Cheney and Rumsfeld for that little yarn.
I assume Rice was bamboozled. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:31 PM (5xURv) 133
Is Paris, TX the movie with Harry Dean Stanton? He went from "the guy in Alien" to beloved icon and died real quick. Good actor.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 08:31 PM (0EOe9) 134
I don't like Blue Velvet. I love it. But I don't usually recommend it to others. It's a cult film for sure.
Being that it's now a movie thread: John Wick IV, it sure was disappointing. Thread-related: I like the airbag ball pit and free fall. Those are great. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2023 08:31 PM (KFhLj) 135
Apparently tying knots with your tongue is something people can do in real life.
Used to date a bucolic law student who could put a cocktail cherry in her mouth and tie the stem in a knot. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 18, 2023 08:31 PM (CG+VL) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 08:32 PM (JxOSV) 137
@134 tastes vary. JW4 was a classic and a great end to the story arc. Shane on steroids.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 18, 2023 08:32 PM (oWBc3) 138
I really liked JW4. Great ending to the series.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:33 PM (5xURv) 139
Vivek Ramaswamy denies backing Bernie Sanders COVID mask bill he once touted as 'sensible'
https://tinyurl.com/mvvsn5an Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 18, 2023 08:29 PM (MFZ8i) Oh goodie, another hit piece. Every time one of these "stories" comes out, there some out of context part that gets pulled out of an otherwise reasonable statement. Oh well, Vivek isn't going to be President, so I don't get why this has to be done. There's only one guy running on the R side who has any chance of being elected, and everybody knows who that is, whether they like it or not. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 08:33 PM (/hEf7) 140
That is one amazing cartoon cake!
Happy Get Lucky Friday to the Marooons... Like the legend of the phoenix, huh All ends with beginnings What keeps the planet spinning, ah The force from the beginning, hm, look We've come too far To give up who we are So let's raise the bar And our cups to the stars She's up all night 'til the sun I'm up all night to get some She's up all night for good fun I'm up all night to get lucky Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2023 08:34 PM (TGPs7) Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2023 08:34 PM (a0370) 142
I don't know JT is been a long day.
Posted by: Gwenn at August 18, 2023 08:34 PM (9Gr7n) 143
Apparently tying knots with your tongue is something people can do in real life.
Used to date a bucolic law student who could put a cocktail cherry in her mouth and tie the stem in a knot. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 18, 2023 08:31 PM (CG+VL) Any number of girls, of a certain age range, at a certain time, spent a great deal of their time learning how to do that. I'm not saying it wasn't appreciated, but golly, what a silly thing to put that much effort into. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 08:36 PM (/hEf7) Posted by: kallisto at August 18, 2023 08:36 PM (69aDF) 145
"Judge dismisses Hunter Biden misdemeanor tax charges!" screams the liberal man-bun men at The Hill.
Yes and no - you won't understand this if you read the legally incoherent article from the whacky lefty doofus from The Hill who wrote this headline, but the judge dismissed the charges in that court only because the plea deal was voided and needs to be...ahem, refiled by the Special Counsel that Garland assigned. The charge did not or should not have gone away regardless of the prosecution's withdrawal in order to refer it to the SP. In other words, and too bad for the Hill idiot that wrote this drivel - Hunter is still going to have to be charged with that felony, unless the DOJ just decides that, hey, these felony violations just don't get charged any more. Posted by: Boswell at August 18, 2023 08:37 PM (K+UlC) 146
Heh. I know PDT is the only hope to send Biden packing, and we were talking about this at a coffee and BS session at the gas station. One of the guys said Vivek would never be elected, being an unknown and his name sounds weird. I said three words leaving. Barack Hussein Obama.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 08:38 PM (0EOe9) 147
I guess the ice bullet was my imagination or from elsewhere [State of Fear aside]...
In 2375, Science Officer Chu'lak used a TR-116 rifle to murder fellow Starfleet officers Hector Ilario, Greta Vanderweg, and Zim Brott aboard the Bajoran space station Deep Space 9. Chu'lak modified the rifle with a micro-transporter, which allowed him to beam the bullet into another room, only 8-9 centimeters from its target. An exographic targeting sensor allowed Chu'lak to scan through walls and target victims anywhere on the station from his quarters. Lieutenant Ezri Dax later used a similarly modified rifle to stop Chu'lak. (DS9: "Field of Fire") And... During a game of Clue with her mother on the USS Cerritos in 2381, Beckett Mariner guessed, "it was the chef, in the biolab, with the sniper rifle that can shoot through walls." (LD: "wej Duj") Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 18, 2023 08:38 PM (krqg6) 148
Anybody can tie a cherry stem in a knot in their mouth with a little sleight of hand. You need two stems though.
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2023 08:39 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: kallisto at August 18, 2023 08:39 PM (69aDF) 150
The judge dismissed the charges as the law requires. Odds they will be refiled? Who's got Hunter's Eight Ball?
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 18, 2023 08:39 PM (oWBc3) 151
135 Apparently tying knots with your tongue is something people can do in real life.
Used to date a bucolic law student who could put a cocktail cherry in her mouth and tie the stem in a knot. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 18, 2023 08:31 PM (CG+VL) Audrey Horne did that on Twin Peaks... Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2023 08:41 PM (TGPs7) 152
"Engineer Miles O'Brien eventually discovers how the killer gave the bullet a close-range trajectory without being in the same room as the victim—a miniature transporter was fitted to the weapon, beaming the bullet directly to the victim's quarters. Using a targeting sensor, the killer could target victims from anywhere on the station."
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 18, 2023 08:41 PM (krqg6) 153
149 PARTY AT KALLISTO’S PLACE!!!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 08:41 PM (JxOSV) 154
150 The bag-o-blow stashed in the White House story sure went down the hole quickly.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 08:42 PM (0EOe9) 155
131:I saw Eraserhead on acid. Bad decision.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Holy Crap!! How are you not wearing a strait jacket, making poop castles with your feet, in a padded room? Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 18, 2023 08:44 PM (Hudry) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 08:44 PM (JxOSV) 157
Looks like Los Angeles is about to get a well needed bath.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:44 PM (5xURv) 158
155 It’s possible to make poop castles with your feet? Is there a “For Dummies” volume for that?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 08:46 PM (JxOSV) 159
Looks like Los Angeles is about to get a well needed bath.
They're always looking for more water. Let's see how they do. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 18, 2023 08:47 PM (Bd6X8) 160
Was Mulholland Dr the one with the two lesbians?
Posted by: Montec at August 18, 2023 08:47 PM (1Ad02) 161
159 Looks like Los Angeles is about to get a well needed bath.
They're always looking for more water. Let's see how they do. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 18, 2023 08:47 PM (Bd6X Deserts always love massive amounts of rainfall. I can't see anything going wrong. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:48 PM (5xURv) 162
160 No, that was the 2019 Subaru Forester.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 08:48 PM (JxOSV) 163
I've decided it's not important if Oliver Anthony had a little boost to help his recent fame. It's a great song and he seems like a super cool, down to earth guy.
Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2023 07:35 PM (q177U) "Reeee!" say the Leftards, "he's using a pseudonym!" Like nobody ever did that before in the history of pop music. Posted by: Elton John at August 18, 2023 08:49 PM (EzR7+) 164
The sidebar link of Jimmy Dore clip re the lawsuit re libeling of Ivermectin during the Great Covid Lie - - perfect example of why I can't listen to the "moderate" Liberal Dore....when he adds, "Now that's not true, [the jab] was safe and effective and saved millions of lives". Huh? When? How the f-ck can he say such crap when the reason he's discussing the issue now is the claim those same data-pushers allege (safe and effective) was predicated on the former lie (ivermectin is unsafe)? He can't. But then he needs to sways throw saving bones to his lefty pals.
Posted by: Son of Dad at August 18, 2023 08:49 PM (8JB5s) 165
Every time one of these "stories" comes out, there some out of context part that gets pulled out of an otherwise reasonable statement.
—- I don’t believe there should be a full lockdown. However I think we should be cautious and wait to see where the science goes before declaring the pandemic is over. OMG he said he supports lockdowns!!!! Posted by: Montec at August 18, 2023 08:51 PM (1Ad02) 166
"Reeee!" say the Leftards, "he's using a pseudonym!" Like nobody ever did that before in the history of pop music.
Posted by: Elton John Really? Posted by: Englebert Humperdinck at August 18, 2023 08:51 PM (Bd6X8) 167
California school to drop "Minutemen" mascot. Board member claims hispanic students can't relate to a symbol of America. Well, maybe, just hop on the bus gus, no need to discuss much. Couldn't even compromise and call the mascot El Hombre Minuto.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 08:52 PM (0EOe9) 168
"Reeee!" say the Leftards, "he's using a pseudonym!" Like nobody ever did that before in the history of pop music.
Posted by: Elton John at August 18, 2023 08:49 PM (EzR7+) Right? Jeez, what a stupid thing to make a big deal over. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 18, 2023 08:52 PM (OX9vb) 169
But women are never mass murderers!!
British neonatal nurse found guilty of killing 7 babies, trying to kill 6 others between 2015 and 2016. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 18, 2023 08:52 PM (krqg6) 170
"Reeee!" say the Leftards, "he's using a pseudonym!" Like nobody ever did that before in the history of pop music.
Posted by: Elton John at August 18, 2023 08:49 PM (EzR7+) Right? Posted by: Bob Dylan at August 18, 2023 08:52 PM (1Ad02) 171
166 "Reeee!" say the Leftards, "he's using a pseudonym!" Like nobody ever did that before in the history of pop music.
Posted by: Elton John Really? Posted by: Englebert Humperdinck Shameful. Posted by: Alice Cooper at August 18, 2023 08:53 PM (Hudry) 172
California school to drop "Minutemen" mascot. Board member claims hispanic students can't relate to a symbol of America. Well, maybe, just hop on the bus gus, no need to discuss much. Couldn't even compromise and call the mascot El Hombre Minuto.
Not everyone can relate to an 80's punk band. Posted by: Englebert Humperdinck at August 18, 2023 08:54 PM (Bd6X8) 173
169 Wasn't there some angel of death nurse here in the states that offed dozens?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 08:55 PM (0EOe9) 174
California school to drop "Minutemen" mascot. Board member claims hispanic students can't relate to a symbol of America. Well, maybe, just hop on the bus gus, no need to discuss much. Couldn't even compromise and call the mascot El Hombre Minuto.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 08:52 PM (0EOe9) All the schools named Trojans or Pirates can totally relate!! Posted by: Montec at August 18, 2023 08:55 PM (1Ad02) 175
Holy Crap!! How are you not wearing a strait jacket, making poop castles with your feet, in a padded room?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 18, 2023 08:44 PM (Hudry) And there was a short film before it, about Piece O' Elvis. It was like a commercial, where people were buying literal pieces of Elvis. I remember a girl holding up a moldy piece of a finger, saying, "I got my piece o' Elvis!" Don't do drugs, children. Bad things happen when you do drugs, and you may never recover. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 18, 2023 08:55 PM (OX9vb) 176
Wasn't there some angel of death nurse here in the states that offed dozens?
------------- Yes. There have been a bunch around the world including the States and here too. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 18, 2023 08:56 PM (krqg6) 177
For those so inclined, a few prayers would be appreciated. Fire season has hit. First, prayers for my wife's younger brother and his family. They live in a bedroom community west of Spokane. Wind driven fire is in town. He was trapped but got out when a corridor was opened up. His neighbor stayed in his boat on the lake. Unconfirmed but it looks like his house is on fire. I have a smaller fire, two ridges over that started a couple hours ago. The evacuation area is still a couple miles to the east, but we're getting 20 to 30 mph winds.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Accountant in recovery at August 18, 2023 08:57 PM (5p8mn) 178
"Reeee!" say the Leftards, "he's using a pseudonym!" Like nobody ever did that before in the history of pop music.
Posted by: Elton John Really? Posted by: Englebert Humperdinck Shameful. Posted by: Alice Cooper" Who would do that? Posted by: Ice T at August 18, 2023 08:57 PM (vFG9F) 179
173 169 Wasn't there some angel of death nurse here in the states that offed dozens?
Posted by: bill in arkansas Nurses tend to get that angel of death disease. Lucy Letby is just the latest in long line of them. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:59 PM (5xURv) 180
Oh, Sock Monkey, that's terrible news. Your brother and his neighbors are in my prayers.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 18, 2023 08:59 PM (OX9vb) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 08:59 PM (u4sKi) 182
I couldn't tell the calibre or the like as it was deformed a bit and as my experience is extremely limited although I think it was much larger than .22LR and had a pointier tip rather than domed.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 18, 2023 08:07 PM (krqg6) And why did they rule out a submachine gun? They use pistol cartridges, so same bullets. About the only weapon you could probably rule out based on that "knowledge" would be a shotgun. Wanna off somebody? Take six 9 mm bullets, and stack them two layers in sabot, and load into a shotgun. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2023 08:59 PM (08s86) 183
Not everyone can relate to an 80's punk band.
Posted by: Englebert Humperdinck at August 18, 2023 08:54 PM (Bd6X If we heard mortar shells, we'd cuss more in our songs, and cut down on guitar solos. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 09:00 PM (QBaJw) 184
Nurses tend to get that angel of death disease.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Nurses see a lot of nasty stuff and many have a dark sense of humor. But most of us just joke about pillow therapy (really!). Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 09:01 PM (u4sKi) 185
The judge dismissed the charges as the law requires. Odds they will be refiled? Who's got Hunter's Eight Ball?
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 18, 2023 08:39 PM (oWBc3) I spoke to my friend who was a former Eastern District USA prosecutor - this is standard for a federal court when a plea deal is withdrawn or sent back and a new plea deal is attached to the charges - ie the original charges are dismissed that were attached to the plea deal and new charges with the new plea (of guilty) are awaited by the court - the court is not going to be amused if now no new filings are forthcoming - the DOJ better have answers for that. Posted by: Boswell at August 18, 2023 09:01 PM (K+UlC) 186
77 For those so inclined, a few prayers would be appreciated. Fire season has hit. First, prayers for my wife's younger brother and his family. They live in a bedroom community west of Spokane. Wind driven fire is in town. He was trapped but got out when a corridor was opened up. His neighbor stayed in his boat on the lake. Unconfirmed but it looks like his house is on fire. I have a smaller fire, two ridges over that started a couple hours ago. The evacuation area is still a couple miles to the east, but we're getting 20 to 30 mph winds.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Accountant in recovery at August 18, 2023 08:57 PM (5p8mn Done. Praying for your family Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 09:01 PM (5xURv) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 18, 2023 09:02 PM (Bd6X8) 188
But most of us just joke about pillow therapy (really!).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 09:01 PM (u4sKi Uh huh. Lol. Nurses are scary unless you need one. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 09:02 PM (5xURv) 189
If you could beam something into someone, couldn't you just as easily beam their heart or brain out?
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2023 08:26 PM (vFG9F) Assumes facts not in evidence. As in the existence of heart and brain. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2023 09:03 PM (08s86) 190
Posted by: Elton John
Really? Posted by: Englebert Humperdinck Shameful. Posted by: Alice Cooper" Who would do that? Posted by: Ice T at August 18, 2023 08:57 PM (vFG9F) You better watch your step. Posted by: Declan McManus at August 18, 2023 09:03 PM (QBaJw) 191
Finally picked up some Gin.
Tonight's the last night of Rob Roy's, I think I finally got a handle on this particular cocktail after 3 nights. It's a nice back up cocktail. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2023 09:05 PM (up/3i) 192
Nurses see a lot of nasty stuff and many have a dark sense of humor.
But most of us just joke about pillow therapy (really!). Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 09:01 PM (u4sKi) But if you notice an inordinate number of patients dying on one of your colleague's shift, and there always seem to be low stocks of certain deadly medications, you might want to look into that. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 09:07 PM (QBaJw) 193
187 Who had Lyme disease is a government plot on their bingo card?
https://tinyurl.com/msener9t Posted by: Blanco Basura All conspiracy theories are 6-7 newz cycles ahead of the present. So, sure. Why not. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 18, 2023 09:07 PM (Hudry) 194
"My policy views don't often align with Bernie, but this strikes me as a sensible idea," Ramaswamy said in 2020 in response to Slavitt, who would go on to become President Joe Biden's senior COVID-19 adviser, sharing the article on social media. "The cost is a tiny fraction of other less compelling federal expenditures on COVID-19."
"They should have picked someone from the political right as a co-author to show consensus," he added. Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 18, 2023 08:29 PM (MFZ8i) Lying about this is a bad sign. He could have said, "Yeah, I did say that, but upon further reflection, I concede it was a stupid idea then, and still stupid now." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2023 09:07 PM (08s86) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 09:08 PM (u4sKi) 196
188 Pillow therapy. Dad was terminal, totally out of it. Mom was in the room with the doctor, they talked and left. I went back to my unit that night, Mom saying no use in me sticking around any longer. Dad passed away that night. I always think Mom and Doc came to an understanding on the morphine drip. I never asked her about it.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 09:09 PM (0EOe9) 197
I always think Mom and Doc came to an understanding on the morphine drip. I never asked her about it.
Posted by: bill in arkansas Sorry for you loss and the uncertainty of your father's death. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 09:10 PM (u4sKi) 198
Any other whistleblowers...?
Posted by: IRS Shooting Range at August 18, 2023 09:10 PM (A0/af) Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 18, 2023 09:11 PM (U2p+3) 200
PNW MoMe is here. I know you all will have a great time and I will raise a glass to you.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2023 08:34 PM (a0370) It is tomorrow, Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2023 09:12 PM (xhaym) 201
Pop performer stage name? Who does that?
Posted by: James Newell Osterberg Jr. at August 18, 2023 09:13 PM (qlgfj) 202
For those so inclined, a few prayers would be appreciated. Fire season has hit. First, prayers for my wife's younger brother and his family. They live in a bedroom community west of Spokane. Wind driven fire is in town. He was trapped but got out when a corridor was opened up. His neighbor stayed in his boat on the lake. Unconfirmed but it looks like his house is on fire. I have a smaller fire, two ridges over that started a couple hours ago. The evacuation area is still a couple miles to the east, but we're getting 20 to 30 mph winds.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Accountant in recovery at August 18, 2023 08:57 PM (5p8mn) Sounds like a bad fire situation in Kelowna, B.C., a couple hundred miles north. And Yellowknife, NWT, has been evacuated. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2023 09:13 PM (08s86) 203
197 Thanks, now decades ago and to tell you the truth I was, like some folks would be, relieved. I doubt if the Old Man had a couple more nights left. When he would talk he was back in Finnish from his boyhood.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 09:13 PM (0EOe9) 204
Pillow therapy. Dad was terminal, totally out of it. Mom was in the room with the doctor, they talked and left. I went back to my unit that night, Mom saying no use in me sticking around any longer. Dad passed away that night. I always think Mom and Doc came to an understanding on the morphine drip. I never asked her about it.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 09:09 PM (0EOe9) Alternative theory, if the doc has experience with this part of the biz, if he's a hospice doc or otherwise treating this population, he knows what he's seeing, and wants fewer family members around who might want extraordinary measures taken, that he knows won't change anything, and will only cause more distress and bitterness between family members who disagree on it. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 09:16 PM (QBaJw) 205
Posted by: BurtTC
Hospice work is tough. Worked in a hospital that did terminal care (not hospice care). I liked taking care of the patients. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 09:18 PM (u4sKi) 206
I am sure there have been many meetings by the Rich Men North Of Richmond about the vast sudden media unpushed popularity of Rich Men North Of Richmond and what they could possibly do about it
Posted by: azjaeger at August 18, 2023 09:18 PM (3/XaG) Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 18, 2023 09:18 PM (krqg6) 208
204 That might be correct. Our family practitioner was in attendance but I'm sure he had been around the block a few times in matters like that. Truth be known, I would have been on board but if Mom made the decision it was hers. They were together before I came along.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 09:19 PM (0EOe9) 209
See, this song is one of the things that could make normies aware that "politics" as portrayed in the media is a misleading sham, much like the idea that NFL teams "hate" the other team and their fans should too.
Posted by: azjaeger at August 18, 2023 09:21 PM (3/XaG) 210
will only cause more distress and bitterness between family members who disagree on it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 09:16 PM (QBaJw) My dad, a tough jet pilot for the marines in Vietnam - was in a similar situation - 88, in the hospital for two months and just being kept alive by drugs and machines at that stage - just told us he wanted to have it over. The doctors pulled the plug and he died the next day. It was actually the humane thing to do. Al the family members were in agreement thank goodness - for Dad and themselves. Posted by: Boswell at August 18, 2023 09:23 PM (K+UlC) 211
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Oh well, Vivek isn't going to be President, so I don't get why this has to be done. There's only one guy running on the R side who has any chance of being elected, and everybody knows who that is, whether they like it or not. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 08:33 PM (/hEf7) Asa Hutchinson! He's got Asa-mentum ! Posted by: a.moron at August 18, 2023 09:23 PM (F6Xpw) 212
the DOJ better have answers for that.
Posted by: Boswell at August 18, 2023 09:01 PM (K+UlC) DOJ Answer: bite me Posted by: Montec at August 18, 2023 09:23 PM (1Ad02) 213
Hospice work is tough. Worked in a hospital that did terminal care (not hospice care). I liked taking care of the patients.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 18, 2023 09:18 PM (u4sKi) Yeah, I've briefly worked in that area, and briefly had services in my home. I have no interest in being on either side of it again anytime soon. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 09:24 PM (QBaJw) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 18, 2023 09:24 PM (Bd6X8) 215
163 I've decided it's not important if Oliver Anthony had a little boost to help his recent fame. It's a great song and he seems like a super cool, down to earth guy.
Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2023 07:35 PM (q177U) "Reeee!" say the Leftards, "he's using a pseudonym!" Like nobody ever did that before in the history of pop music. Posted by: Elton John at August 18, 2023 08:49 PM (EzR7+) Wooooooooooo! Shut Up ! ! ! Posted by: Little Richard at August 18, 2023 09:26 PM (F6Xpw) 216
211 Saw some yokel being interviewed at the Iowa State Fair who was on Board for Asa. Now, most Arkansas yokels, which I have been studying hard to become, agree that Asa has as much a chance as a bucket of warm piss. Or maybe dead flies.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 09:26 PM (0EOe9) 217
Cinque Terre. Amazing. Of course so was Lucca Sienna, Assisi Rome and Lucca. Florence not so much IMHO.
Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 18, 2023 09:27 PM (SUc4N) 218
"Hospice work is tough."
I cannot say enough nice words about the hospice care my late husband received. It must take a special type of person look at death's true face(not pretty like on tv) day after day after day. Posted by: Tuna at August 18, 2023 09:27 PM (gLRfa) 219
Hospice is tough. But it is the most significant work I ever did.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 18, 2023 09:27 PM (U2p+3) 220
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Accountant in recovery at August 18, 2023 08:57 PM (5p8mn)
May those in Harm’s Way Be Blessed with Safety and Strength … Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at August 18, 2023 09:27 PM (jonTH) 221
Prayers for you and your brother, sock.
It's pretty smokey out here. Can't see the mountains across the water and the air smells like a campfire. Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 18, 2023 09:29 PM (U2p+3) 222
All the schools named Trojans or Pirates can totally relate!!
Posted by: Montec at August 18, 2023 08:55 PM (1Ad02) Once in a convenience store, youngest daughter innocently asked eldest daughter if she wouldn't like to get some of the product with her school mascot's name on it... Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at August 18, 2023 09:30 PM (hAfUZ) 223
I cannot say enough nice words about the hospice care my late husband received. It must take a special type of person look at death's true face(not pretty like on tv) day after day after day.
Posted by: Tuna at August 18, 2023 09:27 PM (gLRfa) When my wife passed, the hospice nurse was there. It's possible it was just happenstance. It's possible she waited until the nurse got there. It's possible it was divine intervention. All I know is, if the nurse hadn't been there, I would have had a conniption fit, and don't know how I could have gotten through it. Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2023 09:30 PM (/LElr) 224
DOJ Answer: bite me
Posted by: Montec at August 18, 2023 09:23 PM (1Ad02) I sense a possible response along those lines from the DOJ - ie no further charges are contemplated after "dismissal by the court" of the original charges and attached plea - but the court will, so impugned, would immediately put out a release saying this dismissal was perfunctory given the withdrawal of the plea arrangement and we fully expect charges to be refiled with a new plea agreement attached, or similar such language. Leaving it in the DOJ's court - So, the DOJ has to do something here, it can't be nothing...unless, of course they don't care what anyone thinks. Which is an option... Posted by: Boswell at August 18, 2023 09:31 PM (K+UlC) 225
Prayers up, Sock Monkey.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2023 09:31 PM (JxOSV) 226
Hospice is tough. But it is the most significant work I ever did.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 18, 2023 09:27 PM (U2p+3) Thank you nurse. I'm sure you were anazing. Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 18, 2023 09:31 PM (SUc4N) 227
If/When Trump is kept off the ballot there's a lot of money to be made by the GOP Nominee who gets to lose to the Democrat.
Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2023 09:32 PM (SYTee) 228
Fire Bosses are hitting the lake north of me and flying over the house. Wind is pushing the fire away from me.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Accountant in recovery at August 18, 2023 09:34 PM (5p8mn) 229
Thomas Bender: Try gin and Fresca. It's delicious.
Posted by: Gwenn at August 18, 2023 09:35 PM (9Gr7n) Posted by: Adriane the Definitely Impressed Critic . . . at August 18, 2023 09:36 PM (jonTH) 231
The moon is under attack, there is only a small sliver left ... We Are Doomed.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 18, 2023 09:36 PM (Cus5s) 232
Hospice care. I had some business at the VA regional office in North Little Rock, part of the Fort Root Hospital. Could have done it by mail, but just took a drive. Got there early, checked in, told to come back at 1300 per appointment. Went to the canteen for lunch and then to the smoking area. Talking to an older gent, I asked him if he was an in patient. He chuckled and said he was on Death Row. The VA leased an entire floor to a hospice company with the proviso VA patients get in first. He couldn't say enough good things about the treatment he was getting, and that the folks working there should be nominated for Sainthood.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 09:38 PM (0EOe9) 233
231 The moon is under attack, there is only a small sliver left ... We Are Doomed.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 18, 2023 09:36 PM (Cus5s) ----------- That's no moon. Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at August 18, 2023 09:40 PM (bQKgA) 234
Looks like Los Angeles is about to get a well needed bath.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Here’s hoping the Interceptor holds! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpYvhMinQoU Posted by: Adriane the Ecologically Minded Critic . . . at August 18, 2023 09:41 PM (jonTH) 235
157 Looks like Los Angeles is about to get a well needed bath.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 08:44 PM (5xURv) ----------- I figure the wind should be good for at least 15 knots in the sailboat. Woo-hoo! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2023 09:43 PM (bQKgA) 236
Hospice is not "Kavorkian suicide" but there are some "comparisons". No one should be forced to suffer in their last weeks/days/hours/minutes. I had a "hospital doctor" convince me to stick a tube down my Mom's throat when I should have gone straight to Hospice. ... I regret that, though I think it was just the last five minutes she (perhaps) struggled more than necessary. There was no appearance of any struggle ... I hope God was involved.
The very end is generally not pleasant, but the right drugs help a lot. Hospice can go on for a year or more, I am told. Posted by: illiniwek at August 18, 2023 09:45 PM (Cus5s) 237
164 The sidebar link of Jimmy Dore clip re the lawsuit re libeling of Ivermectin during the Great Covid Lie - - perfect example of why I can't listen to the "moderate" Liberal Dore....when he adds, "Now that's not true, [the jab] was safe and effective and saved millions of lives". Huh? When? How the f-ck can he say such crap when the reason he's discussing the issue now is the claim those same data-pushers allege (safe and effective) was predicated on the former lie (ivermectin is unsafe)? He can't. But then he needs to sways throw saving bones to his lefty pals.
Posted by: Son of Dad at August 18, 2023 08:49 PM (8JB5s) I’ve watched quite a bit of Jimmy Dore. It’s understood he makes the vaccine statement as to not be de-monetized by YouTube. Jimmy was injured by the vaccine and certainly has no love for that poison. Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 18, 2023 09:45 PM (ZTJjv) 238
229 For some reason we got a lot of Fresca while in Vietnam. Also Beefeaters gin was in ample supply if your ration card allowed it (no hard liquor for Corporals and below in the USMC) but that posed no problem. Gin and Fresca will get the job done.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2023 09:47 PM (0EOe9) 239
157 Looks like Los Angeles is about to get a well needed bath.
Posted by: AlaBAMA A lot of vegetation growth from last winter is drying out. It could end up sliding down the hills. This could be a very bad storm. It's supposed to hit LA with 50mph winds as well. Just in time for CottonHead Joe to leave for HU-AI-EE. Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2023 09:54 PM (IG4Id) 240
I'm trying to wrap my arms around these fires that seem to be spreading globally. Those of us who are still sane understand that it's not climate change. It's something else but I'm not sage enough to hazard an opinion.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2023 09:56 PM (Xrfse) 241
Hurricane Hillary is going to be large and she's gonna drop her wetness all over LA County.
Just knowing you're gonna get a soaking by Hillary must be something. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 09:56 PM (5xURv) 242
Well hell then...let me throw a "High & Tight Fast Ball (you have to know Baseball) towards your head...In 2005 a former Gov. of Colorado Richard Lamm gave a speech which basically outlined how America could be destroyed in basically 8 or 9 specific steps. EFFING CHILLING how he described the very steps that we are now witnessing. n the last minute of his speech, Governor Lamm wiped his brow. Profound silence followed. Finally he said, "Lastly, I would censor Victor Hanson Davis's book Mexifornia. His book is dangerous. It exposes the plan to destroy America. If you feel America deserves to be destroyed, don't read that book."
Thankfully, this man is worm food six feet under... Absolutely amazing how he called the steps to our current strife... Posted by: Nightwatch at August 18, 2023 09:56 PM (UsQA1) 243
240 I'm trying to wrap my arms around these fires that seem to be spreading globally. Those of us who are still sane understand that it's not climate change. It's something else but I'm not sage enough to hazard an opinion.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2023 09:56 PM (Xrfse Just assume everything is nefarious. It works for me. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 18, 2023 09:57 PM (5xURv) 244
A lot of vegetation growth from last winter is drying out. It could end up sliding down the hills. This could be a very bad storm. It's supposed to hit LA with 50mph winds as well. Just in time for CottonHead Joe to leave for HU-AI-EE.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2023 09:54 PM (IG4Id) I thought he was supposed to be vacationing in Tahoe Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2023 09:58 PM (xhaym) 245
Just assume everything is nefarious. It works for me.
I guess I've hit that stage. Don't like it one bit but there it is. Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2023 10:00 PM (Xrfse) 246
I'm trying to wrap my arms around these fires that seem to be spreading globally. Those of us who are still sane understand that it's not climate change. It's something else but I'm not sage enough to hazard an opinion.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2023 09:56 PM (Xrfse) Arson, for sure, in some cases. Government malfeasance in the matter of doing basic forestry management. Drought, and weather, which are recurring natural phenomena, and not due to the mythical climate change. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2023 10:01 PM (08s86) 247
Some people are saying it's DEW weapons starting the fires. I don't know if I believe that but what kind of fire melts cars into a puddle?
Posted by: Gwenn at August 18, 2023 10:01 PM (9Gr7n) 248
238. Bill, thanks for your service, brother
Posted by: Jonah at August 18, 2023 10:01 PM (33nmr) 249
I thought he was supposed to be vacationing in Tahoe
Posted by: Kindltot He is but he's supposed to do a flyover of HU-AI-EE because Twitter and the Right embarrassed the shit out of his handlers. Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2023 10:01 PM (IG4Id) 250
Absolutely amazing how he called the steps to our current strife...
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 18, 2023 09:56 PM (UsQA1) Do you have a link to that speech, or to a transcript? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2023 10:03 PM (08s86) 251
219. Thank You nurse. Mother was in hospice, and the nurses were terrific
Posted by: Jonah at August 18, 2023 10:03 PM (33nmr) 252
Some people are saying it's DEW weapons starting the fires. I don't know if I believe that but what kind of fire melts cars into a puddle?
Posted by: Gwenn Hot ones. Also there's gas in some of those things. Seriously though, wild fires are crazy things. You may think you know what a mile wide fire will do, but you don't.... unless you are a some sort of fire-puty-outy guy. Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2023 10:04 PM (IG4Id) 253
Just to be clear, I don't enjoy wearing my tinfoil hat. It's scratchy and uncomfortable. Unfortunately, the absolutely bizarre scenario that has unfolded within the past four years compels me to keep it perched upon my melon.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2023 10:04 PM (Xrfse) 254
It almost is not about trump in some instance. It is about letting the American Stasi get away with it, with GopE help
Posted by: Jonah at August 18, 2023 10:05 PM (33nmr) 255
Yes, but wouldn't the gas blow up instead of melting the car? I admit to not knowing that much about fires.
Posted by: Gwenn at August 18, 2023 10:07 PM (9Gr7n) 256
Murdoch mafia must be irate tonight. Debate was their chance to be relevant for the first time since Tucker left
Posted by: Jonah at August 18, 2023 10:08 PM (33nmr) 257
Tinfoil is in. Anything is better than being a head in the sand RINO
Posted by: Jonah at August 18, 2023 10:09 PM (33nmr) 258
Yes, but wouldn't the gas blow up instead of melting the car? I admit to not knowing that much about fires.
Posted by: Gwenn Gas doesn't blow up unless it's aerosolized, which can happen if the gas tank is ruptured and sprays out. It'll just burn away if it's still in the tank. Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2023 10:12 PM (IG4Id) 259
Yep
Posted by: Jonah at August 18, 2023 10:14 PM (33nmr) 260
TY weft.
Posted by: Gwenn at August 18, 2023 10:14 PM (9Gr7n) Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 18, 2023 10:17 PM (wu87C) 262
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