Obama Letter to "Girlfriend:" "I Make Love to Men Daily, But Only in the Imagination"

Sure. Most common thing in the world for someone to have a strongly-craved sexual fantasy which is easily satisfied but then not act on it, ever.

Happens all the time.

I know this article is a few days old but I need it for a Slumpbuster.

Former President Barack Obama wrote of his own "androgynous" mind and "mak[ing] love to men daily, but in the imagination," according to the redacted portion of a now-notorious 1982 letter, obtained by The Post.
The more than 40-year-old letter to an ex-girlfriend recently resurfaced after Obama biographer David Garrow gave a long and winding interview on the one-time commander-in-chief.
"In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present, a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life. You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination," Obama, then 21, wrote to Alex McNear in November 1982.

"My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men. But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency," he added.

He chooses to accept that he's a man, but he's not quite fully convinced.

Neither am I.

The letter is currently owned by Emory University, which doesn't permit it to be photographed or removed. Instead, Garrow's friend Harvey Klehr transcribed the paragraphs by hand and sent them to the author.
...

A rep for the former president did not respond to a request for comment.

To think, the leftwing propaganda press's intense homoerotic fixation on Obama could have actually been consummated, if only they had been more courageous in their Love!

The fact that the media never reported on this, never even looked into it, and now, even as the letter is public knowledge, refuse entirely to report on it, is proof of their corruption.

This is obviously newsworthy -- Obama was our First Gay President.

But they won't report it because Obama doesn't want to come out as gay. And "journalists" are now just publicity agents for leftwing politicians, putting out only the stories that their principals approve of.

The propaganda press is also so compromised about how they've covered up for Obama and uncritically repeated his self-created Origin Story that they can't admit that the Origin Story is false without exposing themselves as dupes and liars and, of course, both dupes and liars.

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Posted by: Jordan61 at August 16, 2023 01:22 PM (DRSnL)

2 Mom jeans!

Posted by: Mishdog at August 16, 2023 01:23 PM (CeJN/)

3 The creased pant was a giveaway.

Posted by: henry at August 16, 2023 01:23 PM (JMDly)

4 Queer as a $3 bill

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 16, 2023 01:23 PM (ZoDbw)

5 Plus he throws like a sissy.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 16, 2023 01:23 PM (CeJN/)

6 Welcome back, ace!
I was worried that you might be sick and said s prayer for you

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 16, 2023 01:24 PM (EGSGm)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

8
this is my shocked face...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 16, 2023 01:24 PM (ENBF0)

9 Not sure this is newsworthy. He did marry Mike after all.

Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 01:24 PM (4XpCU)

10 4 Queer as a $3 bill
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 16, 2023 01:23 PM (ZoDbw)

Too soon to call Thread Winner?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump is or duly elected president at August 16, 2023 01:24 PM (l0Cy4)

11 well at least we’ll never have to hear about the glass ceiling shattering first ghey president, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 01:25 PM (CIS44)

12 Does/Did Alex McNear actually exist outside Obama's imagination?

Posted by: davidt at August 16, 2023 01:25 PM (SYTee)

13 Which is worse:

Fantasizing incessantly about stuffing your man meat up a dude's ass?

Actually stuffing your man meat up a dude's ass?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

14 He sends tingles up male news-reader's legs... all of them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2023 01:25 PM (9aXwt)

15 UFOs didn't work, maybe Obama coming out is the ticket!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 16, 2023 01:25 PM (K+xdL)

16 "My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men. But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency," he added.

To be fair, as a decent looking Black dude at college, this kind of talk would get all sorts of white liberal bitches to drop their panties.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 01:25 PM (JCZqz)

17 Unexpectedly!

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 01:25 PM (V6Pct)

18 >>>"I Make Love to Men Daily, But Only in the Imagination"

Welp, and then he married and bred with Moochelle, so Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 01:25 PM (SbC6h)

19 Harvey should have just shoved the letter down his pants. It's the preferred method for removing sensitive documents from archives.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 16, 2023 01:25 PM (CeJN/)

20 Obama Letter to "Girlfriend:" "I Make Love to Men Daily, But Only in the Imagination"
—Ace
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Dreams of My Fathers."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 16, 2023 01:25 PM (adINt)

21 Is he the sucker or the suckee?

Posted by: Ciampino - Michael row the seamen ashore .... at August 16, 2023 01:26 PM (qfLjt)

22 Daily.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 01:26 PM (ppBhU)

23 I think he's gay but I remember a photo of him scoping out some girl's ass and the tine he flirted with the queen of Denmark at Mandela's funeral.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 16, 2023 01:26 PM (HfNu5)

24 "The letter is currently owned by Emory University, which doesn't permit it to be photographed or removed. Instead, Garrow's friend Harvey Klehr transcribed the paragraphs by hand and sent them to the author."

I guess we now know where the transcripts are.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 16, 2023 01:26 PM (/iWhV)

25 13 Which is worse:

Fantasizing incessantly about stuffing your man meat up a dude's ass?

Actually stuffing your man meat up a dude's ass?

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receiving man meat up your own ass.

Posted by: henry at August 16, 2023 01:26 PM (JMDly)

26 Obama is Garrett?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 16, 2023 01:26 PM (O1z4v)

27 >>I choose to accept that contingency," he added.

Nice flippant encapsulation of today's culture where your gender is contingent on your mood at that moment.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (bNf8H)

28 Obama, the illusion being straight

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (us2H3)

29

It’s obvious Big Mikeis a tranny with a footlong hiding in those panties, all for his Barry.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (ULnI0)

30 I think he's gay but I remember a photo of him scoping out some girl's ass and the tine he flirted with the queen of Denmark at Mandela's funeral.

He knew he'd lose the entire black community if he outed himself.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (2ocoG)

31 *Adjusts penis*
*Scowls*

Posted by: Big Mike at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (flINI)

32 I know this article is a few days old but I need it for a Slumpbuster.
++++
I saw Slumpbuster open for Chumbawumba at the Ogden in '98.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (kBSKe)

33 You know what straight men never talk about to girl they're trying to bang?

Their homosexual fantasies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (VF7Q8)

34 This is why he had to kill his chef in a paddle boarding "accident". He was going to confirm that it wasn't just a fantasy.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (IjPMX)

35

Who you gonna call?

Slumpbusters!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (63Dwl)

36 When does Big Mike tell us?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (pHPwR)

37 On a scale of 1 to Gay this is off the charts.

It's reverse Chuck Norris levels of gay.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (ppBhU)

38
Setting aside the pole-smoking, squeekhole dorking stuff...

I used to think that Chocolate Fonzie was fairly intelligent, but lazy. After reading that incoherent throw-vowels-at-the-page word-salad gobblegoop, I'm reassessing my opinion.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (n+4am)

39 I'm gonna go with he imagined it daily, but only acted on it on weekends.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (DRSnL)

40 "My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men. But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency," he added.
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Oy. Just suck the dick, Barry. I'm sick of hearing about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 01:28 PM (kBSKe)

41 Barack Obama wrote of his own "androgynous" mind and "mak[ing] love to men daily, but in the imagination,"

Bathhouse Berry loves dick. Those big ears had purpose.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 16, 2023 01:28 PM (No+Jq)

42 So, big Mike DOES have a dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

43 I used to think that Chocolate Fonzie was fairly intelligent, but lazy. After reading that incoherent throw-vowels-at-the-page word-salad gobblegoop, I'm reassessing my opinion.

He's lazy *and* stupid.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2023 01:28 PM (2ocoG)

44 What does Reggie Love say?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 16, 2023 01:28 PM (O1z4v)

45
Which is worse:

Fantasizing incessantly about stuffing your man meat up a dude's ass?

Actually stuffing your man meat up a dude's ass?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:25 PM

Jimmuh Carter said he was guilty of adultery because he "lusted in his heart after other women" and the left cheered his honesty

but, somehow, obama will get a pass on this?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 16, 2023 01:28 PM (ENBF0)

46 You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination,

"Imagination" being 0bama's euphemism for butt.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 16, 2023 01:28 PM (Bd6X8)

47 I'm gonna go with he imagined it daily, but only acted on it on weekends.
Posted by: Jordan61

And only at the lake house, that doesnt count as gay gay

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 01:28 PM (CIS44)

48 Apes in the Grotto. Splashing about.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 01:28 PM (HTCOy)

49 Yeah he's gay

Posted by: DB - at August 16, 2023 01:28 PM (geLO8)

50 But they won't report it because Obama doesn't want to come out as gay. And "journalists" are now just publicity agents for leftwing politicians, putting out only the stories that their principals approve of.
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It's also the only kind of reporting their principles approve of.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM (kBSKe)

51 This is a real Man Eats Dog story.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM (lgxc1)

52 At least he had the decency to remain in the closet...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM (MeG8a)

53 "...he married and bred with Moochelle"

Did he though?

DID

HE

THOUGH?

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, 2023 pronouns: Shad/dap at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM (pScWL)

54 UFOs didn't work, maybe Obama coming out is the ticket!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 16, 2023 01:25 PM (K+xdL)

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The Mooch should come out as tranny and announce her 2024 candidacy. 300 million votes minimum ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM (V6Pct)

55 In case you are wondering - Alex McNear: not hot.

Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM (Jk9SN)

56 and all those visits to the Chicago bath houses surely helped Obama with is imaginations.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM (Cus5s)

57 I'm gonna go with he imagined it daily, but only acted on it on weekends.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (DRSnL)

Incorrect.

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

58 So proof he wasn't Muslim at all or proof that he was really, really Muslim?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM (IG4Id)

59 The Mooch should come out as tranny and announce her 2024 candidacy. 300 million votes minimum ...

How many ballots, though?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 16, 2023 01:30 PM (Bd6X8)

60 The propaganda press is also so compromised about how they've covered up for Obama and uncritically repeated his self-created Origin Story that they can't admit that the Origin Story is false without exposing themselves as dupes and liars and, of course, both dupes and liars.
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Which at this point, wouldn't even matter. The cat is out of the bag now. *Everyone* knows that they're dupes and liars. I'd be willing to wager that practically nobody in this country believes that the press is honest or fair. Some people like the lies, some people dislike lies. Damn few think that they aren't lies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 01:30 PM (kBSKe)

61 53 "...he married and bred with Moochelle"

Did he though?
DID
HE
THOUGH?
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, 2023 pronouns: Shad/dap at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM

We all know the rules. Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: No one ever at August 16, 2023 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

62 This is a real Man Eats Dog story.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM (lgxc1)

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* snort *

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 01:30 PM (V6Pct)

63 But they won't report it because Obama doesn't want to come out as gay. And "journalists" are now just publicity agents for leftwing politicians, putting out only the stories that their principals approve of.

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Bush had a mistress, his secretary, through his one term of office. The media knew, and they said nothing while orchestrating hits on his intelligence and out of touchness.

The elite's sexuality is simply not your business, peasant, except where it can be utilized to create fake emotional bonds with the plebes when they feel like they get a voice in the running of the government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

64 Hear me out…In this article’s context, look at the pictures and videos of W with Michelle. I think something more than just friendship is going on.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at August 16, 2023 01:30 PM (F9GpI)

65 Queer as a trillion dollar coin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2023 01:30 PM (63Dwl)

66 Lefty blue hairs go har! Har!

"Former President Donald Trump and his 18 co-defendants named in the Georgia election indictment on Aug. 14 will be booked at the Fulton County jail once they voluntarily surrender later this month, according to the sheriff’s office. “At this point, based on guidance received from the District Attorney’s office and presiding judge, it is expected that all 19 defendants named in the indictment will be booked at the Rice Street Jail,” said Fulton County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Natalie Ammons in an emailed statement to Axios.

Why not slap white prison garb on them that says "County" on the back immediately and send them all out in summer chain gang details on the GA highways! You know that is what lefties want so, so, so much.

Posted by: Boswell at August 16, 2023 01:30 PM (K+UlC)

67 Urkel, off teleprompter, sounds like a trisomic tourettes sufferer. Smart? My ass

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 16, 2023 01:31 PM (flINI)

68 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.

Well, maybe just a sip...

Posted by: Barack O'bama at August 16, 2023 01:31 PM (Vu7A1)

69
"I Make Love to Men Daily, But Only in the Imagination"

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism,

Ooooh

- Obama's thought train

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 16, 2023 01:31 PM (zE0aL)

70 Obama makes Don Lemon look butch.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 01:31 PM (HTCOy)

71 "In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present, a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life. You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination,"

What a bunch of pretentious waffle. "Endless farce of earthly life" is dripping with teen angst.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 01:31 PM (V1QHJ)

72 60 Which at this point, wouldn't even matter. The cat is out of the bag now. *Everyone* knows that they're dupes and liars. I'd be willing to wager that practically nobody in this country believes that the press is honest or fair. Some people like the lies, some people dislike lies. Damn few think that they aren't lies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 01:30 PM (kBSKe)

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"Obama is the greatest family man and bangs the shit out of Michelle every night!"
-DU, most likely

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

73 everything is upstream from dog munchin

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 01:31 PM (us2H3)

74 In Obama's defense, those letters were probably written by a domestic terrorist, and Obama just signed his name to them, much like all of his "writings"

Joe Machi posted a great video about Obama's gay letters on his rumble page today. https://tinyurl.com/3b89kuh8

Posted by: Rbastid at August 16, 2023 01:31 PM (yRwlf)

75 The elite's sexuality is simply not your business, peasant, except where it can be utilized to create fake emotional bonds with the plebes when they feel like they get a voice in the running of the government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Or when a payment was made to Stormy Daniels. Then it's totes important

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 01:31 PM (CIS44)

76 refuse entirely to report on it, is proof of their corruption.
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Is anyone still occupying themselves looking for that?

I think we passed Fort Proof of Their Corruption sometime in the early aughts.

In fact when CNN was busy explaining *my* culpability while the Twin Towers were still smoldering, I got pretty suspicious.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:31 PM (lgxc1)

77 Big Mike is a tranny, not a herm.

Cannot breed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

78 So proof he wasn't Muslim at all or proof that he was really, really Muslim?

He's the Queersatz Haderach. He's Gay Muhammad here to teach brothers about worshipping the sand worm.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 01:32 PM (ppBhU)

79 Heh, reminds me of Joan Rivers comment.

Posted by: Infidel at August 16, 2023 01:32 PM (n2500)

80 There's a photo of him from his college days sitting close beside another young man on an otherwise empty sofa. My have been the Pakistani he took the trip to Pakistan with.

Posted by: davidt at August 16, 2023 01:32 PM (SYTee)

81 I'm gonna go with he imagined it daily, but only acted on it on weekends.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (DRSnL)

Incorrect.
Posted by: Reggie Love at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

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Didn't the Chicago bathhouses have Midnight Spades leagues?

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 01:32 PM (V6Pct)

82 Big Mike proves men can get pregnant

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 01:32 PM (us2H3)

83 >>"But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency."
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What the hell? Is he a demon for real, then? Where has be been that he must return to a body, and then discover what sex that body is? That's a very odd way to speak.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2023 01:32 PM (kjOVp)

84 Obama is a fag?

Jeepers

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 01:32 PM (TXEHw)

85

America's 2rd bi-racial bi-sexual Preznit.

Hope.

Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2023 01:33 PM (j4U/Z)

86 This is a real Man Eats Dong story.
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM

Edited for accuracy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2023 01:33 PM (FVJNG)

87 Queer as a trillion dollar coin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2023 01:30 PM (63Dwl)

Queer as a food network judge on a barbeque cook-off show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

88 Every day there's some article how (fill in dead famous person) was gay. I'm really not getting why the left doesn't embrace this. First black AND first gay prezzie? I mean come on.

Posted by: Montec at August 16, 2023 01:33 PM (4XpCU)

89 You eat one dog and you're a dog-eater for life!

Posted by: Preznit Cock Curious at August 16, 2023 01:33 PM (fY84s)

90 Of course he likes the D.
He married big Mike.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at August 16, 2023 01:33 PM (VMFAF)

91 This is a real Man Eats Dong story.
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM

Edited for accuracy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2023 01:33 PM (FVJNG)

Early entry for Thread Winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

92 So those rumors of his Chicago bathhouse visits may be true.

I’ve said before that I do believe someone can be born gay and it can be seen in a number of gay men’s affectations the same around the world from the day they are reach puberty.

Obama has displayed them frequently.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2023 01:34 PM (MNhXM)

93 I kind of don't care, inasmuch as it doesn't change how much of a jug-eared SCOAMF he was.

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 01:34 PM (UnA8+)

94 The very LEAST of the problems with The Kenyan Usurper is his penis sipping problem.

Posted by: torabora at August 16, 2023 01:34 PM (OUiUM)

95 We need a Congressional Inquiry, clearly Obama was subjected to illegal gay conversion therapy that prevented him from actualizing his true gay self.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2023 01:34 PM (yw7eP)

96 Can we talk about Magic Johnson, too?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 01:34 PM (DmtxH)

97 What I love most about this story is how between the two of them, Obama and Biden, Obama is the one with the normal, healthy sexuality.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 01:34 PM (ppBhU)

98 So proof he wasn't Muslim at all or proof that he was really, really Muslim?

++++-++++

He could've been the 12th Imam had he not been so lazy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (V6Pct)

99 50 But they won't report it because Obama doesn't want to come out as gay. And "journalists" are now just publicity agents for leftwing politicians, putting out only the stories that their principals approve of.
++++
It's also the only kind of reporting their principles approve of.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 01:29 PM (kBSKe)
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principles or principals?

Posted by: Ciampino - Michael row the seamen ashore ... at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (qfLjt)

100 Buchanan was gay too. And like Barry he sucked. And both were terrible presidents too

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (lc5cP)

101 What a bunch of pretentious waffle. "Endless farce of earthly life" is dripping with teen angst.
Posted by: bonhomme

Well, we did have King Barry in the White House. If that's not a farce I don't know what is.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (FVME7)

102 84 Obama is a fag?

Jeepers
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 01:32 PM

Who could have seen this news coming?

Posted by: Helen Keller at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (JCZqz)

103 A lot of people forget that back early on when Obama was first announcing he was going to run there was a whole lot of talk from the Chicago area about Bathhouse Barry. I seem to recall Jesse Jackson and some others making indirect references to rumors. That disappeared from discussion faster than Reverend Wright giving a sermon.

I'd love to see what the black vote was in 2008 if they had just come out and said he was gay.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (wb1YC)

104 His mentor growing up was a bi-sexual Commie. I’m sure he was introduced to the life style.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (MNhXM)

105 Obama is gayer than Joe Besser (the stooge who replaced Shemp)

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (cCxiu)

106 >>"But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency."
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What the hell? Is he a demon for real, then? Where has be been that he must return to a body, and then discover what sex that body is? That's a very odd way to speak.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2023 01:32 PM (kjOVp)

I believe incubus is the technical term for it.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (bhRsz)

107 In 1977 I made love to Farrah Fawcett daily, but only in my imagination. And my hand.

Posted by: Remarkably Unremarkable at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (Jw2qQ)

108 Anyway

Otter 841 continues to evade capture. She has not commandeered a surfboard lately, perhaps she is just biding her time.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (TXEHw)

109 (makes puking noise)

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (rhtv8)

110 Dick is not a stranger to those purple lips

Posted by: steevy at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (FQmDC)

111 I used to think that Chocolate Fonzie was fairly intelligent, but lazy. After reading that incoherent throw-vowels-at-the-page word-salad gobblegoop, I'm reassessing my opinion.

He's lazy *and* stupid.

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All of the vote fraud, lawfare, spying, and enormous total and coordinated effort people are watching with their own eyes that was and is being employed by government agencies, intelligentsia, MSM, etc. to keep Trump out of office the first time and prevent him from running again?

It's not hard to understand that it works in the opposite direction, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 16, 2023 01:36 PM (VF7Q8)

112 Big Mike is a tranny, not a herm.

Cannot breed.

From the pictures that circulated he's a guy who's had boobs attached but no other trans drugs/surgery. Can breed with a woman.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2023 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

113 Remember when the Obama campaign trotted out a fictional affair he was having with Vera B@ker? Is the name still blocked here?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 01:36 PM (lc5cP)

114 Where is the apology for the Russians?
Laptop bum beef. Can't blame them for Barry.
Right?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 16, 2023 01:36 PM (glGDV)

115 This was a fraud perpetrated on and against the peoples and furthered by speeches tweets and and interviews. Fire up the RICO indictment machine.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 01:36 PM (CIS44)

116 That explains the razor sharp crease in his trousers and the way he sits.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 16, 2023 01:36 PM (HfNu5)

117 What a bunch of pretentious waffle. "Endless farce of earthly life" is dripping with teen angst.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 01:31 PM (V1QHJ)
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During my drug addled teens, my stoner buddies and I were great at pretentious waffle. However, within a few years, we outgrew that crap, because had jobs and lived in the real world.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 16, 2023 01:36 PM (2YtOq)

118 "... propaganda press is also so compromised about how they've covered up for Obama and uncritically repeated his self-created Origin Story"

Gay sexing your way to the top is not that easy ... there is surely a story of how Barry was discovered in a bath house, serving the clientele?

Barry already had stains on his shorts ... back in Hawaii (from that commie that may be his real dad, forget his name at the moment), and someone made him an up and comer, ushered him through college and beyond.

No need to take Obama to Epstein Island, they already owned him?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 01:36 PM (Cus5s)

119
Is The Imagination the name of a Gay Bar in Chicago?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (QzZeQ)

120 Is Obama gayer than say, Lindsey Graham?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (IjPMX)

121 While Obama may be, or even likely is gay, I thought James Buchanan was the first gay president? Didn't he have male lovers that were fairly widely known?

Buchanan was the idiot Democrat who kicked off the civil war, and is pretty much only challenged by Carter and Biden for "Worst president ever!" I thought.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (AxRGS)

122 Obama is a fag?

Jeepers
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 01:32 PM

Who could have seen this news coming?
Posted by: Helen Keller at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (JCZqz)

***

Over here

Posted by: George Shearing at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (flINI)

123 What I love most about this story is how between the two of them, Obama and Biden, Obama is the one with the normal, healthy sexuality.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 01:34 PM (ppBhU)

Look fat, I don't know what those Korean rooftops told you, but I'm in the prime of sexual health! Just ask Ashley! My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (bhRsz)

124 Anybody ever see a picture of (ahem) Michelle Obama pregnant?

Posted by: DOYLE at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (Z8Yh2)

125 So those rumors of his Chicago bathhouse visits may be true.
---
Not just that, there were also persistent rumors of a secret cocktail of drugs he was on.

Also now known as AIDS suppressors.

Our first black gay President with AIDS.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (yw7eP)

126 "You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination,"

***

"Imagination is my pet name for my mouth."
- Barry

Posted by: Azathoth at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (wb1YC)

127 Only a Fruitcake throws a baseball like that.

Posted by: LEFTY GROVE at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (2znMt)

128 He had pedophiles around him as a kid

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (MOY79)

129 13 Which is worse:

Fantasizing incessantly about stuffing your man meat up a dude's ass?

Actually stuffing your man meat up a dude's ass?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

You fancy Barry a pitcher, eh?

Posted by: MoochBama at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (53oGX)

130

DNA test results for "Obama's" girls and Chelsea now.

"We won't stoop to hateful ULTRAMAGA hate!!" -MSM

Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2023 01:38 PM (j4U/Z)

131 Strangely, I have never had any daydreams like that. I suppose I'm just a homophobic bigot. Yes, I can live with that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 16, 2023 01:38 PM (pohLc)

132 Maybe Mike is Sasha and Malia's actual father.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2023 01:38 PM (kjOVp)

133 There have been fertile hermaphrodites...so Big Mike could be one of the few...

And if you go back and look at early pictures of Big Mike and Barry, Big Mike looks more like a man then Barry does.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 01:38 PM (lc5cP)

134 I think there can be no question now about the special relationship Obama had with the swarthy PM to the north.

Blackface was part of the kink.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 16, 2023 01:38 PM (fY84s)

135 Congress has hearing on space aliens?

OVER TEN YEARS TOO LATE.

Posted by: torabora at August 16, 2023 01:38 PM (OUiUM)

136 110 Dick is not a stranger to those purple lips

Posted by: steevy at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (FQmDC)
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Durbin?

Posted by: Ciampino - Michael row the seamen ashore ..... at August 16, 2023 01:39 PM (qfLjt)

137 Maybe Mike is Sasha and Malia's actual father.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2023 01:38 PM (kjOVp)

This is actually more believable than Barack being the father.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

138 106 >>"But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency."
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This says College Guy is so many obvious ways. Wouldn't he have been happier staying in HI, watching TeeVee, getting high and eating poi?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 01:39 PM (D8mow)

139 Anybody ever see a picture of (ahem) Michelle Obama pregnant?

Nope, but there are pictures of Sasha and Malia's real parents. (Spoiler alert: neither of them are Gay Urkle or Big Mike).

Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2023 01:39 PM (2ocoG)

140 I'm more appalled at how insufferable that letter is.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 01:39 PM (KbCG3)

141 Obama's gayness also explains the adoration of David Brooks.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 16, 2023 01:39 PM (HfNu5)

142 B.O.: I am not gay! I have icky, forced sex with women, and dreamy, imaginary sex with men.

Ice T: I got some news for ya...

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 16, 2023 01:39 PM (1Nfd1)

143 You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination,

How to tell that it's not going to be a permanent relationship.

Posted by: The Girlfriend! at August 16, 2023 01:39 PM (2tUFv)

144 Obama is as queer as a sea otter.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2023 01:39 PM (u73oe)

145 Is Obama gayer than say, Lindsey Graham?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (IjPMX)

That's a tough call.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 16, 2023 01:39 PM (DRSnL)

146 Rmoney likes him.
Just sayin'.

Posted by: torabora at August 16, 2023 01:39 PM (OUiUM)

147
And if you go back and look at early pictures of Big Mike and Barry, Big Mike looks more like a man then Barry does.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 01:38 PM

and by "early" he means last week

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 16, 2023 01:39 PM (ENBF0)

148 33 You know what straight men never talk about to girl they're trying to bang?

Their homosexual fantasies.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 16, 2023 01:27 PM (VF7Q

Much more common back in the 70's - 80's than these days to talk about strange kinks...

Posted by: Revisionist Historian at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (53oGX)

149 In other news, Nice Bod Brooke is wearing a suit that reveals that she has great knockers.

Palate cleansing after the Shit Midas ghey stuff.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (ufFY8)

150 > What the hell? Is he a demon for real, then? Where has be been that he must return to a body, and then discover what sex that body is? That's a very odd way to speak.

He's pretentiously saying that his mind is sexually indeterminate and his body is male. He appears to have internalized the idea that all human interactions are gendered, and because he doesn't really identify with his male body, he calls daily interactions a farce. He's andro in the head (and fucked too), and his body doesn't match his mind/sexual preference.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (V1QHJ)

151 And if you go back and look at early pictures of Big Mike and Barry, Big Mike looks more like a man then Barry does.

So does my nephew, who just started kindergarten today.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (Bd6X8)

152 You fancy Barry a pitcher, eh?
Posted by: MoochBama at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (53oGX)

Well, if you catch him in the right mood....

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (bhRsz)

153
You fancy Barry a pitcher, eh?
Posted by: MoochBama at August 16, 2023 01:37 PM (53oGX)

Well, every story that's come out about the homo is him getting head from men, so yeah. I believe he's the stuffer and is rarely the stuffee.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

154
Not seeing the problem.

With my years of extensive experience in managing national transportation, such things were never an issue.

Posted by: Pete Butterjug at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (+huLN)

155 I used to think that Chocolate Fonzie was fairly intelligent, but lazy. After reading that incoherent throw-vowels-at-the-page word-salad gobblegoop, I'm reassessing my opinion.

He's lazy *and* stupid.
---
You mean, "Apes in grottos, stepping on figs" didn't clue you in?

AI running on a Commodore 64 would generate a better "poem."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (yw7eP)

156 Fantasies straight men have:

His GF's hot friend

His GF and her hot friend

His GF, and her hot friend, and the Lakers dance team.

Fantasies Barry had

His professor

His professor and that hot guy in class

10 anonymous men in a seedy gay bar

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (lc5cP)

157 Obama: The first president who would rather be with Barney Frank and Frank Luntz than Kate Upton.

Says it all, really. I think even our Ettes would pick Upton over Frank......

(Of course, it appears Republican Speaker McCarthy would ALSO pick Luntz over Upton, so there's that...)

Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (AxRGS)

158 warm one out thar.

Posted by: JT at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (T4tVD)

159 130

DNA test results for "Obama's" girls and Chelsea now.

"We won't stoop to hateful ULTRAMAGA hate!!" -MSM

i say dna test results for michelle to make sure its the dna of a woman

Posted by: sound awake at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (g7ym/)

160 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (T4tVD)

161

I used to imagine being with Markie Post until her dude first name turned me off.

Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (j4U/Z)

162 100 Buchanan was gay too. And like Barry he sucked. And both were terrible presidents too
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 01:35 PM (lc5cP)

well, Buchanan's love interest was already dead when he became president

and he get's a short end of the stick when it comes to history

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 01:41 PM (us2H3)

163 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 01:30 PM (kBSKe)

This is down mostly to Trump who almost singlehandedly reshaped the average idiot's opinions of the media by showing AND telling everyone repeatedly they were crooks and liars.

Instead of the usual GOP game of deferring to them as if maggot infested Candy Crowley farted roses while she eviscerated them with dumb traps and disgusting lies about them and us.

However around 2018 2019 I was guilty of underestimating the media's continued influence. It became apparent just how much they managed to retain, as they shaped and massaged the plandemic into the crisis they needed.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:41 PM (lgxc1)

164 Remember, Obama was viewed by black voters on the South Side as a half-white, Ivy League, carpetbagger.

He needed to marry a local girl.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2023 01:41 PM (2tUFv)

165 The fcuking wuss ...riding the fcking bike like an out and proud fairy.
And don't bring up the opening pitch throwing motion at the baseball game... ..
Does it all matter? --not one damn bit .
He was the original Manchurian candidate before he propped up Stinkfinger to take the rap for his third term.
Gay power. Indeed.
And with the ballot manufacturing capability this traitor has enabled he very well may rule till his shit is packed celestially.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 16, 2023 01:41 PM (yG+Ds)

166 Nope, but there are pictures of Sasha and Malia's real parents. (Spoiler alert: neither of them are Gay Urkle or Big Mike).
Posted by: Ian S.

I've seen them, but I'm skeptical. The older girl has Michelle's face. Or Mike's. Whatever.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2023 01:41 PM (kjOVp)

167 Remember, LaBrony copied the "book in hand = smrt" trick from Obama.

But Obama was never caught even reading the 1st page

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2023 01:41 PM (yw7eP)

168 His affinity for schwanz doesn't even move my give-a-damn meter at all. His VERY likely involvement in the Biden Family Crime Syndicate, and the horribly corrupt sycophant media that has no interest in covering anything negative about Obama and Biden -- those things move my give-a-damn meter to eleven!

Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2023 01:41 PM (iY8R7)

169 Obama’s pronouns are they/them and suck/dick

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2023 01:41 PM (MNhXM)

170 anonymous men in a seedy gay bar
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (lc5cP)
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That last one probably is not fantasy.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 16, 2023 01:42 PM (2YtOq)

171
I used to imagine being with Markie Post until her dude first name turned me off.
Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (j4U/Z)

A name is a word. Those tits were real and spectacular.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Go Google up that picture of Obama's reaction to the judo demonstration outside the White House at some outside shindig they were having and tell me if you don't think he's gay.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 16, 2023 01:42 PM (wb1YC)

173 It's amazing to think of how thin the veneer coating Obama really is.

Everything about this guy is pseudo.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 01:43 PM (KbCG3)

174 132 Maybe Mike is Sasha and Malia's actual father.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2023 01:38 PM (kjOVp)

Hmm.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 01:43 PM (SbC6h)

175 so far, every black president has sucked

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 01:43 PM (us2H3)

176 (Of course, it appears Republican Speaker McCarthy would ALSO pick Luntz over Upton, so there's that...)
Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (AxRGS)

We'll Fred Upton isn't much of a looker. Plus Luntz has some sort of high profile status that you just aren't going to get from some schmo representative.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 16, 2023 01:44 PM (CeJN/)

177 I don't ever recall PDT having a personal "body man" like Barry Soetoro did.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 16, 2023 01:44 PM (fY84s)

178 Maybe Mike is Sasha and Malia's actual father.

Isn't that a plot point from Southpark in reference to Cartman's parentage?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 01:44 PM (lc5cP)

179 Nothing wrong with a little sip every now and then.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 16, 2023 01:44 PM (Xrfse)

180 How to tell you're not in Portland.

I went to the meeting of my suburban city council, and they discussed revising the city's flag policy, which currently only allows the US and Oregon flags to be flown at city hall.

All city councilmen vehemently supported the current flag policy.

Translation: no Pride flags at city hall.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2023 01:44 PM (2tUFv)

181 Barry already had stains on his shorts ... back in Hawaii (from that commie that may be his real dad, forget his name at the moment), and someone made him an up and comer, ushered him through college and beyond.
****
His name was Frank....*swoon*
I was young and in love.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 16, 2023 01:44 PM (OUiUM)

182 Obama sounds like a pompous doochbag in that letter. So, it’s been completely authenticated.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 16, 2023 01:44 PM (JTwsP)

183 Here is how I know Lyndsey is gay: He does not have a power hungry woman around his neck.

Some female operator should have him wrapped around her finger.

ala Fetterman, Biden

Posted by: DOYLE at August 16, 2023 01:44 PM (Z8Yh2)

184 173 It's amazing to think of how thin the veneer coating Obama really is.

Everything about this guy is pseudo.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 01:43 PM (KbCG3)

however, Gaboon ebony IS expensive

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (us2H3)

185 so far, every black president has sucked
Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 01:43 PM (us2H3)

*soulfully plays saxophone*

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton - Still America's First Black President at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (ppBhU)

186 172 Go Google up that picture of Obama's reaction to the judo demonstration outside the White House at some outside shindig they were having and tell me if you don't think he's gay.
Posted by: Azathoth at August 16, 2023 01:42 PM (wb1YC)

Or Canadian?

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (SbC6h)

187 Nothing wrong with a little sip every now and then.

Sip? You took all 12 inches Barry

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (lc5cP)

188 Too things can kill a boner; (1) thinking about baseball plays, and (2) thinking gay thoughts. I had to employ number 1 in Junior High cuz the teacher would call on you to stand and answer a question and I was surrounded by hot chicks. This was torture. Never used number 2 but I know it would work.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (DmtxH)

189
Much more common back in the 70's - 80's than these days to talk about strange kinks...

Posted by: Revisionist Historian

--

It's not a strange kink. It's gay. Gay dudes are gay, and straight dudes make fun of that. Straight dudes trying to bang cute chicks aren't going to talk about how they enjoy gay stuff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (VF7Q8)

190 don't ever recall PDT having a personal "body man" like Barry Soetoro did.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 16, 2023 01:44 PM (fY84s

J Edgar Hoover had a body man.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (MNhXM)

191

I long for the sweet release of a ginormous white cock pounding pounding pounding my tight little brown starfish... Indeed I have contemplated committing horrendous crimes so that I could be sentenced to prison and gangraped in the showers by white biker gangs...

Posted by: Barky Obummer at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (COYTF)

192 A rep for the former president did not respond to a request for comment.
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As his mouth was too full to talk.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (krqg6)

193
Gayer than a three-dollar quarter, he is.

Big Mike must have been packin' some jungle heat to quench his passion.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (8cA5w)

194 How many world leaders have let Obama in through the backdoor?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (HfNu5)

195 Maybe Mike is Sasha and Malia's actual father.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

South Park did it.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (1Nfd1)

196 Don't forget how they always take separate vacations.

You know, just like a homo taking his dick reg on a date away from the beard would do ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (yw7eP)

197 Owebama was looking out for number 1, but stuffed it in number 2.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

198
The girlfriend was sitting in plain sight the whole time, and no one ever bothered to pick up the phone and interview her.

Heh, Hillary must be kicking herself -- and her old campaign staff. Obama opposed gay marriage at the time, and the hypocrisy added to the gayness would have caused a few people to back away.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2023 01:46 PM (lCaJd)

199 I must say, that guy's a fag!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 16, 2023 01:46 PM (4I/2K)

200 so who's next, cuz I think we have concluded that Obama sucks

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 01:46 PM (us2H3)

201 Well, every story that's come out about the homo is him getting head from men, so yeah. I believe he's the stuffer and is rarely the stuffee.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Which to me only demonstrates the massive utility of Public Relations. His whole personality is an act. Even most of these released stories have some angle.

Me I don't doubt for a second he has ingested every brand and viscosity of male fluid. He ate a dog. I'm quite sure he eats dong.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:46 PM (lgxc1)

202 193
Gayer than a three-dollar quarter, he is.

Big Mike must have been packin' some jungle heat to quench his passion.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (8cA5w)

There are the pics of her in a blue dress with a bulge.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 16, 2023 01:46 PM (N39Ws)

203 112 Big Mike is a tranny, not a herm.

Cannot breed.

From the pictures that circulated he's a guy who's had boobs attached but no other trans drugs/surgery. Can breed with a woman.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2023 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

I like to joke about it too, but Michelle Obama is a born woman. Her family is well known and connected in Chicago. She is a she.

Posted by: Revisionist Historian at August 16, 2023 01:46 PM (53oGX)

204 Ho mo you don't!

Posted by: Obama's Dog Carcass at August 16, 2023 01:47 PM (oVZ+Q)

205
There's sippin' and then there's garglin'
... just sayin'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 16, 2023 01:47 PM (8cA5w)

206 Here, in the corporeal world, I'm eating a banana. But in my imagination. In my imagination . . .

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 16, 2023 01:47 PM (ppBhU)

207 But Obama was never caught even reading the 1st page

--

The funniest part was he stopped carrying books around - dust cover side out and always where cameras could take photos - immediately after the election.

No need to pretend after that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 16, 2023 01:47 PM (VF7Q8)

208 South Park did it.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

I would love to see this, if you can find it.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 16, 2023 01:47 PM (kjOVp)

209 So far, every black president has sucked
Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 01
****
What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Billy 'Asstroturf' Clinton at August 16, 2023 01:47 PM (OUiUM)

210 don't ever recall PDT having a personal "body man" like Barry Soetoro did.
---
Kal Penn was "mugged" to steal his cell phone to recover the dick pics Obama sent.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2023 01:47 PM (yw7eP)

211 Democrat Orthodoxy is now: Larry Sinclair only existed as a figment of Barack Obama's imagination.

Posted by: Axeman at August 16, 2023 01:47 PM (krQz2)

212 Shorter Ellipsis:

You don't get where Barry got by being the Pitcher.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:47 PM (lgxc1)

213 "I Make Love to Men Daily, But Only in the Imagination"

Only in THE imagination? How about: Only in MY imagination?

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 01:47 PM (SbC6h)

214 Urkel is an exhaust port officianado

Posted by: George Shearing at August 16, 2023 01:48 PM (flINI)

215
Me I don't doubt for a second he has ingested every brand and viscosity of male fluid. He ate a dog. I'm quite sure he eats dong.
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:46 PM (lgxc1)

With all the smoke that's been blown up his ass over the last 15 years, where I don't doubt he's done every homo debauchery there is, he now believes he should be serviced, not serve.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

216 Queer as a food network judge on a barbeque cook-off show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Queer as Rutlidge Brown on Top Gear USA trying convince people he knows cars.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at August 16, 2023 01:48 PM (CjHGv)

217 So, Obama's a fag.

Not really flaming skull material, is it?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 16, 2023 01:48 PM (a1ycR)

218 the teacher would call on you to stand and answer a question and I was surrounded by hot chicks

In HS the cheerleaders wore their uniforms on game day to class.

That was always a hard day to have to stand for anything...

Posted by: Obligatory at August 16, 2023 01:48 PM (lc5cP)

219 This leggy brunette is looking at a picture of Obama and she agrees that he's definitely light in the loafers:
https://is.gd/FaLKFR

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 01:48 PM (kBSKe)

220
Anyway

Otter 841 continues to evade capture. She has not commandeered a surfboard lately, perhaps she is just biding her time.
Posted by: nurse ratched

++++++++++

I love it! Go Otter!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2023 01:48 PM (lCaJd)

221 Heh, Hillary must be kicking herself -- and her old campaign staff. Obama opposed gay marriage at the time, and the hypocrisy added to the gayness would have caused a few people to back away.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

--

I always assumed Hillary was notified by the people in charge of the federal government that she was no longer to be the candidate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 16, 2023 01:48 PM (VF7Q8)

222 ---
Kal Penn was "mugged" to steal his cell phone to recover the dick pics Obama sent.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2023 01:47 PM (yw7eP)

Kal Penn has sucked Owebama's dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

223 Fletch17 @17ThankQ
BOOOOOOOOOM
Joan Rivers was right! After todays revelation about Obama, take another listen!!!!!!!
@ObamaMalik

https://tinyurl.com/mt8se6x9
35 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 01:49 PM (krqg6)

224 Islam frowns on homosexuality… that lesson learned young would stay with a man…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 01:49 PM (PCK5/)

225 Obama was not aware that Illinois bordered Kentucky. That is something you would get from the man on the street interview of a ditzy blonde.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2023 01:49 PM (MNhXM)

226 Imaginary Homo was a hit song in 1978.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 16, 2023 01:49 PM (JTwsP)

227 Hey you bitter clingers I have more male DNA in my colon then you have in your whole bodies!

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 16, 2023 01:49 PM (lc5cP)

228 It's why he chose a wife that looks like a man.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 01:49 PM (GwxCX)

229
Queer as Rutlidge Brown on Top Gear USA trying convince people he knows cars.
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at August 16, 2023 01:48 PM (CjHGv)

You win.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

230 "I'll have the burger with a side of penis, I mean fries."

Posted by: The Light Bringer at August 16, 2023 01:49 PM (5FPX4)

231 See? Gender and sexuality are a choice that you're born with!

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2023 01:49 PM (Sv58p)

232 And I thought his name was Rutlidge Wood.

Wood being the operative word there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

233 this is Obama on the couch with a male roommate. The caption from iirc, Hillbot dot com (?) was like "Never in history have two men sat on a couch like that and not been gay".

https://tinyurl.com/apf2u4at

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 01:50 PM (Cus5s)

234 Wouldn't he have been happier staying in HI, watching TeeVee, getting high and eating ~~poi~~ penis?

Yes.

Posted by: Barack O'bama at August 16, 2023 01:50 PM (Vu7A1)

235 Did he ever boink Hunter?

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 01:50 PM (v0R5T)

236 J Edgar Hoover had a body man.
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (MNhXM)
---
C'mon, that's prog disinfo about Hoover.

Not, that I'm any fan of the guy, seeing how he started the whole out-of-control IC in America thing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 16, 2023 01:50 PM (krQz2)

237 I could go from laughing at a funeral to crying at the sight of a camera trained on me in a single step.

Posted by: Billy 'Asstroturf' Clinton at August 16, 2023 01:50 PM (OUiUM)

238 This alone would’ve probably cratered his presidential aspirations. Great job on the research Republicans.

Posted by: Equate at August 16, 2023 01:50 PM (gCEG5)

239 The funniest part was he stopped carrying books around - dust cover side out and always where cameras could take photos - immediately after the election.

He learned how to be a fake intellectual from me!

Posted by: Zombie JFK! at August 16, 2023 01:50 PM (2tUFv)

240 Did he ever boink Hunter?

Supposedly one of his daughters did.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 01:51 PM (lc5cP)

241
That mincing prance up the steps of Air Force One?

Guy's a catcher ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 16, 2023 01:51 PM (8cA5w)

242 I saw the Black Cunt open for the Great White at the Station

they were on fire

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 01:51 PM (us2H3)

243
I would rather be governed by Ace and the cobs than the first 500 gay names in the phone book.

Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2023 01:51 PM (j4U/Z)

244
About the marriage, Michelle was ready to get a divorce at one point, and she has described both directly and indirectly how indifferent Barack was to her and how she lived in a constant state of anger. It's no secret that her husband's a narcissist, but it's also clear that he really doesn't like women. At the same time, I'm sure he was also emotionally cruel to any guys he slept with.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2023 01:51 PM (lCaJd)

245 This alone would’ve probably cratered his presidential aspirations. Great job on the research Republicans.

That's not who we are!

Posted by: Zombie John McCain! at August 16, 2023 01:51 PM (2tUFv)

246 219 This leggy brunette is looking at a picture of Obama and she agrees that he's definitely light in the loafers:
https://is.gd/FaLKFR
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 01:48 PM (kBSKe)

========

Such unprofessional stockings.

3/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

247 Did he ever boink Hunter?
Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 01:50 PM

In Ukraine, Hunter boink you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM (GwxCX)

248 44 What does Reggie Love say?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 16, 2023 01:28 PM (O1z4v)

"Barry, I'm about to nut!!"

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM (aGT/k)

249 AI running on a Commodore 64 would generate a better "poem."

How purplely runs the gazelle!
gazelles seldom run.
More sorrowful are the lions,
as they sing.

Posted by: AI running on a TRS-80 Model 100 at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM (EXyHK)

250 I would love to see this, if you can find it.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

Not of Barry, but one of the SP kids' fathers was his single mother who was a hermaphrodite. So the show went from, "Who is Cartman's Father?" to "Who is Cartman's Mother?" after the reveal.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM (1Nfd1)

251 DEMOCRATS PONCE!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM (wzAuc)

252 Imaginary Homo was a hit song in 1978.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 16, 2023 01:49 PM (JTwsP)
---
By the San Francisco Rhythm Section?

Posted by: Axeman at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM (krQz2)

253
Supposedly one of his daughters did.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 01:51 PM (lc5cP)

I'd put money on this being fact. He boffed the older one, but the younger one was off limits. They had standards, you know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

254 "Flaming" Skull

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM (lgxc1)

255 About the marriage, Michelle was ready to get a divorce at one point, and she has described both directly and indirectly how indifferent Barack was to her and how she lived in a constant state of anger.

---

hahahaha

The *EXACT* same qualifications to be president as Hillary.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM (VF7Q8)

256
This alone would’ve probably cratered his presidential aspirations. Great job on the research Republicans.
Posted by: Equate

============

There I was laughing that Hillary's team dropped the ball. I keep forgetting the real enemy is on both sides.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM (lCaJd)

257 224 Islam frowns on homosexuality… that lesson learned young would stay with a man…
Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 01:49 PM (PCK5/)

They forgot to chuck him off of a high building.

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM (UnA8+)

258 You don't get where Barry got by being the Pitcher.
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:47 PM (lgxc1)

Being a catcher is not for beginners! Those balls come at you fast and hard. Youve got to be prepared for some pain or discomfort on impact. Not to mention managing the pitcher and framing the zone.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 16, 2023 01:53 PM (CeJN/)

259 I saw the Black Cunt open for the Great White at the Station

they were on fire
Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 01:51 PM

Like Gweny's flaming vajayjay candle?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 01:53 PM (GwxCX)

260 You have no proof Big Mike bred.. those kids were adopted.

Posted by: Phoe Be at August 16, 2023 01:53 PM (OEa1G)

261 Supposedly one of his daughters did.
-

I'd put money on this being fact. He boffed the older one, but the younger one was off limits. They had standards, you know.

--

I'm guessing she's darker.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 16, 2023 01:53 PM (VF7Q8)

262 I'll cut Barry some slack on Mooch's "constant state of anger" which seems to be her default mode.

Posted by: Zek at August 16, 2023 01:53 PM (5FPX4)

263 I saw the Black Cunt open for the Great White at the Station

they were on fire
Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 01:51 PM (us2H3)

Now you know Barry's high school nickname.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

264 219 This leggy brunette is looking at a picture of Obama and she agrees that he's definitely light in the loafers:
https://is.gd/FaLKFR
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 01:48 PM (kBSKe)

========

Such unprofessional stockings.

3/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir
........

those heels would poke your eye out

3/10

would still bang

Posted by: wth - not that picky at August 16, 2023 01:54 PM (v0R5T)

265 256
This alone would’ve probably cratered his presidential aspirations. Great job on the research Republicans.
Posted by: Equate

============

There I was laughing that Hillary's team dropped the ball. I keep forgetting the real enemy is on both sides.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM (lCaJd)

See.. BOTH SIDES!

Posted by: Eric Erickson at August 16, 2023 01:54 PM (53oGX)

266
My favorite picture of Putin isn't him riding horseback without shirt while trying to look tough. Laughable as that picture is it's only second place to him looking at Obama with an imaginary thought balloon over his head saying, "This guys a fag."

Maybe Putin has the actual goods on him.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 16, 2023 01:54 PM (enJYY)

267 *yawns* Gee, what else is new?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 01:54 PM (BdMk6)

268
hahahaha

The *EXACT* same qualifications to be president as Hillary.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -

++++++++++++++

Closer than that, even. BOTH of them had to see a doctor in order to get pregnant -- they wound up having IVF or something. I think their husbands just didn't want to do the deed and would rather leave it to the turkey baster.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2023 01:54 PM (lCaJd)

269 "Flaming" Skull
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM

I think bedazzled rainbow skull would be more apropos.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 01:54 PM (GwxCX)

270 I remember how the candidacy of Pete Buttigieg was the announcement that America was ready for a gay president.

They cheated to get him Iowa, and he quickly disappeared.

Obviously, it's the Democrat electorate that's the REAL homophobes!

What the establishment needs to do is scream endlessly at their own voters about how they need to accept gay men in their lives more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

271 In the grottoes the apes dance and much
Munch munch the figs
And penis.

Posted by: The First Draft at August 16, 2023 01:54 PM (5FPX4)

272 Michelle was ready to get a divorce at one point, and she has described both directly and indirectly how indifferent Barack was to her and how she lived in a constant state of anger. It's no secret that her husband's a narcissist, but it's also clear that he really doesn't like women. At the same time, I'm sure he was also emotionally cruel to any guys he slept with.
==
She loathed him when she realized she was a beard.

Posted by: And a wooly one at that at August 16, 2023 01:54 PM (mSH25)

273 That's Barkys way of saying while he fantasizes about it daily at night he's taking the high hard one

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 16, 2023 01:54 PM (Vnu5T)

274 If you only like being serviced then what the fuck would be the point of being gay?

Nevermind I don't want to know.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:55 PM (lgxc1)

275 Stones stand like books
stand like proud books.
Stones stand shyly
and pens sparkle forgetfully.

Posted by: AI running on a TRS-80 Model 100 at August 16, 2023 01:55 PM (EXyHK)

276 Obama sure did f8ck White men in the ass, didn’t he?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 16, 2023 01:55 PM (b4ZrA)

277 But Obama was never caught even reading the 1st page
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2023 01:41 PM (yw7eP)

The narrow bitch did somehow find time to watch even more TV than I did.

Posted by: spindrift at August 16, 2023 01:55 PM (pyXMr)

278 Well, every story that's come out about the homo is him getting head from men, so yeah. I believe he's the stuffer and is rarely the stuffee.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:40 PM

The dude is a narcissistic egomaniac. No way he'd accept being a bottom. I hadn't heard he's known for mostly receiving head...guess that fits in with his lazy reputation as well.

Now, I need to throw up, take brain bleach and a shower.

Posted by: Disgusted Moron at August 16, 2023 01:56 PM (JCZqz)

279 273 That's Barkys way of saying while he fantasizes about it daily at night he's taking the high hard one
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 16, 2023 01:54 PM (Vnu5T)

He's the one man on the planet actually looking forward to getting raped by drill-dick demons in Hell.

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 01:56 PM (UnA8+)

280 There are no pix of Big Mike pregnant.

Posted by: Phoe Be at August 16, 2023 01:56 PM (OEa1G)

281 Obama isn't gay until we're instructed to say he's gay.

Posted by: Pretorian Guard Media at August 16, 2023 01:56 PM (nFPx7)

282 Imaginary Homo was a hit song in 1978.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
---
By the San Francisco Rhythm Section?
Posted by: Axeman
========
The Dismissive Dorks.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 01:56 PM (krqg6)

283 Headline corrected for accuracy and in accordance with the AoSHQ Style Book:

Ex-Prez'Nit Cock-Curious, AKA The Emperor Shit Midas' Letter to "Girlfriend:" "I Make Love to Men Daily, But Only in the Imagination".

Please make a note, and carry on.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2023 01:56 PM (lRx9h)

284
"a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life," "physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency..."

Oof, that is seriously cringey writing.

Posted by: Average Jen at August 16, 2023 01:57 PM (hGNrS)

285 What does Reggie Love say?

Nice fartclam.

Posted by: Reggie at August 16, 2023 01:57 PM (Vu7A1)

286 In so many ways Obama's life story is the story of Babe - Pig in the City.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 01:57 PM (DmtxH)

287 If you only like being serviced then what the fuck would be the point of being gay?

Nevermind I don't want to know.
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:55 PM (lgxc1)

Don't try to understand it. It will only make your brain malfunction.

My only point was that Barack now thinks he's royalty and shouldn't have to do any work. All are only there to please him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

288 262 I'll cut Barry some slack on Mooch's "constant state of anger" which seems to be her default mode.
Posted by: Zek at August 16, 2023 01:53 PM (5FPX4)

They could call it off.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 01:57 PM (SbC6h)

289 "Michelle accepting her position as beard in order to rise in prominence in politics makes her the most formidable potential Democrat candidate."
-Yup, this is the world we live in, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

290 The GOP had a lot of opposition research including the gay possibility but it was only found in conservation outlets. The MSM suppressed everything they were presented.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2023 01:57 PM (MNhXM)

291 Barry Got Back...Sir Mixalot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 01:57 PM (GwxCX)

292
I always assumed Hillary was notified by the people in charge of the federal government that she was no longer to be the candidate.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

+++++++++++

Entirely possible, but she did fight like a demon to the bitter end.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2023 01:57 PM (lCaJd)

293 Maybe Putin has the actual goods on him.
-----------
A Russian honey bear trap!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 01:57 PM (krqg6)

294 "Flaming" Skull

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:52 PM

----------

As long as it's not "Flaming" Head ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 01:57 PM (qTgdC)

295 Michelle pees standing up.

That Ellen dance footage is definitive.

What's your alternative explanation for what's happening there? She wore a strap-on on the show as a gesture of goodwill?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (ppBhU)

296 So, then what are the chances Obama has also done a goat?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (IjPMX)

297 My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men. But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency,"
.......

What a load of horse shit. He's gay as buttsechs.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

298 290 The GOP had a lot of opposition research including the gay possibility but it was only found in conservation outlets. The MSM suppressed everything they were presented.
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2023 01:57 PM (MNhXM)

========

And John McCain never brought it up.

"If you live your life by lies regarding your sexuality in order to claim power, what else are you lying about?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

299
The extent to which sick people have ascended to positions of authority and power at all levels in this country is truly astonishing.

The fellow-traveling media are the enablers, of course.

The terrible reality that those same sick people are also dangerously incompetent is not at all surprising. The photo of Sammy the Freak and 'Rachel' Levine should have been sufficient to disable the Biden administration. Butterjug's maternity leave should have prompted editorial outrage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (+huLN)

300 "a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life," "physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency..."

Oof, that is seriously cringey writing.

Thank God I had a ghostwriter for my books!

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry! at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (2tUFv)

301 Stones stand like books
stand like proud books.
Stones stand shyly
and pens sparkle forgetfully.
Posted by: AI running on a TRS-80 Model 100 at August 16, 2023 01:55 PM (EXyHK)
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Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there.

Posted by: Jon Anderson at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (ScR16)

302 274 If you only like being serviced then what the fuck would be the point of being gay?

Nevermind I don't want to know.
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 01:55 PM (lgxc1)

Getting to be the one who takes a big steaming shit in someone's mouth instead of them being the one who takes it in yours.

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (UnA8+)

303
so, my question is: what kind of wag the dog bullshit is this, letting this get out now?

what are they hiding / distracting from?

SQUIRREL!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (ENBF0)

304 "His name was Frank....*swoon*
I was young and in love." Posted by: Barry Soetero

Frank Marshall Davis, thx for the clue ... on FBI watch list, card carrying commie ... and CIA asset?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (Cus5s)

305 301 Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there.
Posted by: Jon Anderson at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (ScR16)

Damn it.

NO JOJO REFERENCES ON THIS SMART MILITARY BLOG!

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (UnA8+)

306 Well, he was kinda fancy and all.

Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2023 01:59 PM (NxC5+)

307 Reggie might've been writing a book about his time at the White House, but the 'death' of the Owebama chef changed all that shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Islam is right about gays.

Posted by: Guy who says Islam is right ironically at August 16, 2023 01:59 PM (nFPx7)

309 So when does Barry's transition complete?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 01:59 PM (GwxCX)

310 301 Stones stand like books
stand like proud books.
Stones stand shyly
and pens sparkle forgetfully.
Posted by: AI running on a TRS-80 Model 100 at August 16, 2023 01:55 PM (EXyHK)
----------
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there.
Posted by: Jon Anderson at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (ScR16)

The human wins!

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 01:59 PM (SbC6h)

311 Waking up to that gorilla wife and her moustache every morning, would turn any man gay

Posted by: Jonah at August 16, 2023 01:59 PM (MtU+H)

312 So Michelle Obama married a fag. Explains a lot.

Posted by: THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE ANUS at August 16, 2023 01:59 PM (ik/65)

313 To best honest Barry wasn't all that good. I mean he tried, but no real skills you know?

Posted by: Barry's first boyfriend from Pakistan at August 16, 2023 01:59 PM (lc5cP)

314 There are no pix of Big Mike pregnant.
Posted by: Phoe Be at August 16, 2023 01:56 PM (OEa1G)

Where was he going to gestate the baby? In a box?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 01:59 PM (aD39U)

315 It's gonna come out that Obama regularly shit on Lincoln's bed because Lincoln was racist against black people and kept them in chains, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

316 Urkels momma was a Hoor. Usually the Hoor's crotch fruit don't fare so well.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 16, 2023 02:00 PM (flINI)

317 The dude is a narcissistic egomaniac. No way he'd accept being a bottom.

Posted by: Disgusted Moron at August 16, 2023 01:56 PM (JCZqz)

You guys need to investigate the clientele of doms. Among them are power hungry narcissistic egomaniacs by day who like getting the elephant dildo from a lady by night.

Get back to me when you are done researching doms. Take as long as you need.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:00 PM (lgxc1)

318 you live your life by lies regarding your sexuality in order to claim power, what else are you lying about?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (LvTSG)
----

Most likely, the Obama camp had significant dirt on McCain as a deterrent.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 16, 2023 02:00 PM (2YtOq)

319 308 Islam is right about gays.
Posted by: Guy who says Islam is right ironically at August 16, 2023 01:59 PM (nFPx7)

Islam is probably right about Death being the cure to every social ill.

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 02:00 PM (UnA8+)

320 Can't say ever thought Mooch was a male, some pictures lately might think so

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 02:00 PM (MOY79)

321 Explains why he married a woman that looks mannish.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:00 PM (GwxCX)

322 I kinda hate to drag The Temptations into this. But:

Each day through my window I watch her as she passes by
I say to myself, "You're such a lucky guy"
To have a girl like her is truly a dream come true
Out of all the fellows in the world, she belongs to me

But it was just my imagination
Runnin' away with me
It was just my imagination
Runnin' away with me

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 02:00 PM (SbC6h)

323
NO JOJO REFERENCES ON THIS SMART MILITARY BLOG!

This is a gay thread isn't it?

Posted by: Jojo is the gayest thing I've seen in anime at August 16, 2023 02:00 PM (lc5cP)

324

Any of Joe Mannix's sweeties would be bangable, at least after 3 dates and meeting her parents, of course.

Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2023 02:01 PM (j4U/Z)

325 297 My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men. But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency,"
.......

What a load of horse shit. He's gay as buttsechs.
Posted by: wth at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM

This sounds suspiciously like the gender equivalent of being color-blind to race. That's probably very problematic now...the sexes and genders are very distinct, and these distinctions are important, and treating everyone the same (as just "people") is the definition of heteronormative male privilege.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 02:01 PM (JCZqz)

326 Urkels momma was a Hoor. Usually the Hoor's crotch fruit don't fare so well.

Her pics are on the internet if you are curious.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2023 02:01 PM (lc5cP)

327
My only point was that Barack now thinks he's royalty and shouldn't have to do any work. All are only there to please him.
Posted by: Sponge
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Example: His birthday party at Martha's Vineyard

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 02:01 PM (+huLN)

328 308. Notice how the dems call all conservatives homophobes, but give a pass to muslim democrats who support Isis and others who push gays off buildings?

Posted by: Jonah at August 16, 2023 02:01 PM (MtU+H)

329 314 There are no pix of Big Mike pregnant.
Posted by: Phoe Be at August 16, 2023 01:56 PM (OEa1G)

Where was he going to gestate the baby? In a box?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2023 01:59 PM (aD39U)

In a squeezebox?

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 02:01 PM (SbC6h)

330 318 you live your life by lies regarding your sexuality in order to claim power, what else are you lying about?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 01:58 PM (LvTSG)
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Most likely, the Obama camp had significant dirt on McCain as a deterrent.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 16, 2023 02:00 PM (2YtOq)

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More along the lines of, McCain fought like hell to be first loser because he'd have rather lost and raised his profile than actually be president and held to any standards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

331 If you only like being serviced then what the fuck would be the point of being gay?

-

Power. Spiteful, angry, cruel power. Power just because you want to feel powerful and the other person can't stop you.

See also: 2008 - 2016

I'm guessing it's the way he was abused by Frank.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 16, 2023 02:01 PM (EdaAK)

332 Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there.

I have this album and still I didn’t recognize that line reading it without the melody.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 16, 2023 02:02 PM (EXyHK)

333 "in the Imagination" is a polite way of saying "in his sloppy manpussy."

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 16, 2023 02:02 PM (fY84s)

334 @298

John McCain was lying about being Republican?

Posted by: Random Commentator at August 16, 2023 02:02 PM (nFPx7)

335 What this thread need is...

GLITTER!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 16, 2023 02:02 PM (flINI)

336 My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men. But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency,"

OK. WHO in DaFuq writes like that, let alone to an alleged girlfriend?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:02 PM (GwxCX)

337 I'm ready for my colonoscopy, Mr. DeMille!!

Posted by: Norma Desmobama at August 16, 2023 02:03 PM (ik/65)

338 In a squeezebox?
Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 02:01 PM (SbC6h)
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 16, 2023 02:03 PM (ScR16)

339 TL;DR

He has always been an in the closet fag.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2023 02:03 PM (9aXwt)

340 334 @298

John McCain was lying about being Republican?
Posted by: Random Commentator at August 16, 2023 02:02 PM (nFPx7)

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Oh, John McCain was no RINO.

He was THE Republican. He's the perfect embodiment of what a Republican actually is: a lying piece of shit who hates the conservative base, happily lies to them to get power, and head of a political machine designed to keep the people on the plantation because "Democrats are worse".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

341 Oh, lookie here.

"The State" is going to buy up all that HI land in a literal fire sale. But it's a good thing, see. They're making a memorial and "workforce housing."

https://is.gd/8yNc8S

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:04 PM (V1QHJ)

342 There was no dirt on McCain, he and the GopE threw the 2008 election on purpose. They wanted a black president to stem racism. Bush letting bear stearns go under was proof of that

Posted by: Jonah at August 16, 2023 02:04 PM (MtU+H)

343 You guys need to investigate the clientele of doms. Among them are power hungry narcissistic egomaniacs by day who like getting the elephant dildo from a lady by night.

Get back to me when you are done researching doms. Take as long as you need.
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Just ask British cabinet ministers from both parties!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:04 PM (krqg6)

344 Posted by: AI running on a TRS-80 Model 100
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Uh, oh. I still use a Model 100 fairly frequently.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 02:04 PM (+huLN)

345 Right about the time when the Taliban noticed the pride flags going up from all the United States buildings, they decided to get the old AK47 down from the mantle.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 16, 2023 02:04 PM (MeG8a)

346 OK. WHO in DaFuq writes like that, let alone to an alleged girlfriend?

A intern demon who has been assigned his first empty soul to inhabit.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2023 02:04 PM (p8A+W)

347 My whole world is falling apart.

Posted by: eleven at August 16, 2023 02:05 PM (iziT8)

348 343 Just ask British cabinet ministers from both parties!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:04 PM (krqg6)

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"I'm just a bad boy."
-David Cameron

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

349
Being a catcher is not for beginners!

Posted by: Mishdog at August 16, 2023 01:53 PM (CeJN/

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From what I understand, ALL beginners are catchers -- from what I understand, mind you.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 16, 2023 02:05 PM (wzAuc)

350 So based on excerpts I've been unwillingly exposed to, Barry's letter is transaganda? Might help explain its release.

It's 1980 whatever and he "chooses to accept" being a man?

Wtf kind of horseshit is this?

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:05 PM (lgxc1)

351 350 So based on excerpts I've been unwillingly exposed to, Barry's letter is transaganda? Might help explain its release.

It's 1980 whatever and he "chooses to accept" being a man?

Wtf kind of horseshit is this?
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:05 PM (lgxc1)

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His mom and grandparents really fucked him up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

352 340 Oh, John McCain was no RINO.

He was THE Republican. He's the perfect embodiment of what a Republican actually is: a lying piece of shit who hates the conservative base, happily lies to them to get power, and head of a political machine designed to keep the people on the plantation because "Democrats are worse".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

The shit eating rictus grin he had on his Nosferatu-ass face as he flipped off the base when he got to be the one to cast the over-the-top vote to save Obamacare...

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 02:06 PM (UnA8+)

353 So next thing you're going to tell me is that Richard Branson is gay too, right?

Sure, pal.

Posted by: eleven at August 16, 2023 02:06 PM (iziT8)

354 313 To best honest Barry wasn't all that good. I mean he tried, but no real skills you know?
Posted by: Barry's first boyfriend from Pakistan
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This is also the story of my presidency.

Posted by: Barry Gay Obama at August 16, 2023 02:06 PM (nFPx7)

355
What this thread need is...

GLITTER!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 16, 2023 02:02 PM

How about a flaming pair of crocs?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 16, 2023 02:06 PM (enJYY)

356 Explains the shelf full of George Michael records.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:06 PM (GwxCX)

357 341 Oh, lookie here.

"The State" is going to buy up all that HI land in a literal fire sale. But it's a good thing, see. They're making a memorial and "workforce housing."

https://is.gd/8yNc8S
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:04 PM (V1QHJ)

“ Workforce Housing”… the future euphemism for the American Labor Camps…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:07 PM (PCK5/)

358 College friend who works in atlanta suburbs, says they all hate Kemp. He only won re-election becuase tank abrams was even worse.

Posted by: Jonah at August 16, 2023 02:07 PM (MtU+H)

359 The shit eating rictus grin he had on his Nosferatu-ass face as he flipped off the base when he got to be the one to cast the over-the-top vote to save Obamacare...
Posted by: XTC

But he used to say "Build the damn wall!" every six years. He's our guy!
-AZ voter

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 02:07 PM (CIS44)

360 352 The shit eating rictus grin he had on his Nosferatu-ass face as he flipped off the base when he got to be the one to cast the over-the-top vote to save Obamacare...
Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 02:06 PM (UnA8+)

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"Oh, drat. Darn. We were so close guys. Send money, though. And no, I will not be punishing McCain in any way, shape, or form. Why do you ask?"
-Mitch

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

361 No one with a brain thought THAT somewhat black president was going to "stem racism". His whole campaign was "Down With Whitey". And here we are.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:07 PM (lgxc1)

362 Uh, oh. I still use a Model 100 fairly frequently.

I had one of those... briefly... until i upgraded to Model 200 which, that and a battery operated printer, fit nicely in a samsonite briefcase perfect for taking to class and completing homework assignments before class was dismissed.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2023 02:07 PM (p8A+W)

363 Imaginary Homo was a hit song in 1978.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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By the San Francisco Rhythm Section?
Posted by: Axeman
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The Dismissive Dorks.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 01:56 PM (krqg6)

Well played, AC.

Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2023 02:08 PM (iY8R7)

364 How about a flaming pair of crocs?
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Two words that have never been used together ever befo...

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:08 PM (krqg6)

365 Obama being gay is such unbelievable news...at least I can still look up to Jack Murphy for guidance on how to be the ultimate alpha male.

Posted by: Slowest Guy on the Internet at August 16, 2023 02:08 PM (JCZqz)

366
My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men. But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency,"

OK. WHO in DaFuq writes like that, let alone to an alleged girlfriend?
Posted by: Minnfidel

His mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2023 02:08 PM (63Dwl)

367 Barry the Malignant Narcissist always has to be the Center of Attention. And now that the Alphabet People are ascendent, Barry decides to come half way out of the closet. Also he wants to shove his "wife's" nose in it.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 16, 2023 02:08 PM (ik/65)

368 69
"I Make Love to Men Daily, But Only in the Imagination"

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism,

Ooooh

- Obama's thought train
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 16, 2023 01:31 PM (zE0aL)

One of these things is not like the other.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 02:08 PM (SbC6h)

369
"The State" is going to buy up all that HI land in a literal fire sale. But it's a good thing, see. They're making a memorial and "workforce housing."

https://is.gd/8yNc8S
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:04 PM

Well Hawaiian judges biches! And look how well "workhouse housing" went in 1942 on HI.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:08 PM (GwxCX)

370 But he used to say "Build the damn wall!" every six years. He's our guy!
-AZ voter

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 02:07 PM (CIS44)

Nothing beats Joe Mansion shooting a rifle through ObamaCare. Now THAT'S conservatism

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:08 PM (lgxc1)

371 315 It's gonna come out that Obama regularly shit on Lincoln's bed because Lincoln was racist against black people and kept them in chains, isn't it?
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Wasn't Lincoln a vampire killer and gay?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:08 PM (DmtxH)

372
But he used to say "Build the damn wall!" every six years. He's our guy!
-AZ voter
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 02:07 PM (CIS44)

I think it was "danged fence" IIRC.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

373 360 "Oh, drat. Darn. We were so close guys. Send money, though. And no, I will not be punishing McCain in any way, shape, or form. Why do you ask?"
-Mitch
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

He never got to Bomb Iran either.

Rest in Piss, Maverick McPlanecrash.

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 02:09 PM (UnA8+)

374 What this thread need is...

GLITTER!!
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And hunky somewhat-gay vampires who never do anything but discuss their feelings!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:09 PM (krqg6)

375 "The State" is going to buy up all that HI land in a literal fire sale. But it's a good thing, see. They're making a memorial and "workforce housing."

https://is.gd/8yNc8S
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:04 PM

Proof that the fires were 'set' and did not just 'occur.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

376 Obama was born in 1961 after his mother, a freshman in college, was knocked up by an African graduate student.

Had it been ten years later, the chances of Barry being aborted would have been approximately 100%.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2023 02:10 PM (2tUFv)

377 So where was this letter and why didn't anyone read it before? Was it kept secret or something and no one had the chance to read it? Or was it put in his "Dreams of my father" book and no one actually read that book?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 16, 2023 02:10 PM (AxRGS)

378 But he used to say "Build the damn wall!" every six years. He's our guy!
-AZ voter
Posted by: BruceWayne

You ever look at what POSs were the alternative to that RINO piece of shit that should have gone to jail with Keating?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2023 02:10 PM (9aXwt)

379 The press did report on it. Andrew Sullivan in Newsweek, 'Our first gay president'. He was in Cambridge the same time as Obama.

I think the correct interpretation is that Obama is saying gays are skipping out on the responsibility of having a family.

Posted by: MikeN at August 16, 2023 02:10 PM (XygMV)

380 But he used to say "Build the damn wall!" every six years. He's our guy!
-AZ voter
Posted by: BruceWayne at
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After recent events on wonders if he was really re-elected.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (AbYHm)

381 Oh, John McCain was no RINO.

He was THE Republican. He's the perfect embodiment of what a Republican actually is: a lying piece of shit who hates the conservative base, happily lies to them to get power, and head of a political machine designed to keep the people on the plantation because "Democrats are worse".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:04 PM (LvTSG)
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Yup. I've been saying it for years. If you're a conservative of some persuasion, *you* are the RINO.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (kBSKe)

382
Rest in Piss, Maverick McPlanecrash.
Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 02:09 PM (UnA8+)

I prefer Crash McShittypilot

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

383 My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men. But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency,"
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Are we sure this isn't a tranny manifesto?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (YIVH2)

384 Hawaii votes 80% Marxist, and is another one party slum like Illinois, California etc…

Just sell it to china already

Posted by: Jonah at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (MtU+H)

385 So where was this letter and why didn't anyone read it before? Was it kept secret or something and no one had the chance to read it? Or was it put in his "Dreams of my father" book and no one actually read that book?
Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 16, 2023 02:10 PM

No it was in his second book. Dreams of Big Mike.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (GwxCX)

386 A concerned mom went to a school board meeting and spoke out against gender ideology being forced into the curriculum.

Leftists got her fired.

https://is.gd/GwK1bf

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (V1QHJ)

387 oh no, the return of the Disney posts

Posted by: foo man chew at August 16, 2023 02:12 PM (e6MOU)

388 "Reluctant heterosexuality"

"Merely contingent heterosexuality"

"You've never not had sex with someone like me."

Levels of fedora tipping to m'lady never before seen.

"Oh, you're a cuck? That's nice. Cute. I'm a reluctant and merely contingent heterosexual."

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 02:12 PM (zIo4S)

389 "workforce housing"
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Good -- the Filipinos will have somewhere safe to sleep.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:12 PM (krqg6)

390 381
Yup. I've been saying it for years. If you're a conservative of some persuasion, *you* are the RINO.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (kBSKe)

So what would you call us, JM??

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:12 PM (PCK5/)

391 381 Yup. I've been saying it for years. If you're a conservative of some persuasion, *you* are the RINO.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (kBSKe)

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Your brother taught me that.

Your brother is very wise in the ways of political science.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

392 "The State" is going to buy up all that HI land in a literal fire sale. But it's a good thing, see. They're making a memorial and "workforce housing."

I'm sure that will do wonders for the tax base.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

393 Androgyny was all the rage then. Of course he'll jump on that bandwagon.

So male-female intercourse and reproduction is the endless farce? YOU'RE the endless farce, you jug-eared f*kc.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2023 02:12 PM (Mzdiz)

394 390 381
Yup. I've been saying it for years. If you're a conservative of some persuasion, *you* are the RINO.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (kBSKe)

So what would you call us, JM??
Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:12 PM (PCK5/)

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The counterculture?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

395 Marco island is much nicer than Maui

Posted by: Jonah at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (MtU+H)

396 Uh, oh. I still use a Model 100 fairly frequently.

Yeah, me too. Those were run on an actual Model 100.

It’s a lot faster to bring a Model 100 up to a writing prompt than to bring a modern computer (or, worse, a laptop/phone) up to a writing prompt.

Less distracting, too.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (EXyHK)

397 OK. WHO in DaFuq writes like that, let alone to an alleged girlfriend?

Posted by: Minnfidel

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Billy Ayers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (qTgdC)

398 383 My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men. But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency,"
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Are we sure this isn't a tranny manifesto?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (YIVH2)

Maybe Mike's?

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (SbC6h)

399 > Are we sure this isn't a tranny manifesto?

Barry definitely marinated in the same swamp.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (V1QHJ)

400 He is, how you say, a sipper of the penis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (5xURv)

401 384 Hawaii votes 80% Marxist, and is another one party slum like Illinois, California etc…
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Its Indian Reservation, Jake.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (LQjWA)

402 His mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2023 02:08 PM (63Dwl)

LOL. Were you Barky's speechwriter?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (BdMk6)

403 Songbird McCain.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (TZ75n)

404 The Fellater-in-Chief a fag? Say it ain’t so, Joe!

Posted by: Don Draper at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (jiK2v)

405 Islam is a ghey but not ghey issue so it's a conundrum to me

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (MOY79)

406 382 I prefer Crash McShittypilot
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Graduated 806th in a class of 805, sold his squaddies out to the VietCong, what's not to love?

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (UnA8+)

407 Hawaii votes 80% Marxist, and is another one party slum like Illinois, California etc…

Just sell it to china already

______

Look like my 'expertise' is needed here.

Posted by: Hunter Crackhead Biden - Biden Family Enterprises at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (nFPx7)

408 So what would you call us, JM??
Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:12 PM (PCK5/)

Fwiw (zero), I'd say "conservatives" actually and truly suffer from "false consciousness".

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 02:14 PM (zIo4S)

409 Well, that certainly sucks. Horde vampire mind!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:14 PM (krqg6)

410 "Barry leaned over and placed his elbows on the counter, a light perspiration on his forehead. He eagerly awaited the Slumpbuster he was soon to receive from his new gardener."

Posted by: A Passage From "Surrender in the Vineyard" by Rex M'Rear at August 16, 2023 02:14 PM (VsUo2)

411 His Wife's Penis was your First Clue.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:14 PM (6ox+6)

412 374 What this thread need is...

GLITTER!!
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And hunky somewhat-gay vampires who never do anything but discuss their feelings!
Posted by: andycanuck

*up twinkles *

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 02:14 PM (xK2Dd)

413 "Outting me as a gay man. That's a paddleboarding." - Obama

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 02:14 PM (KbCG3)

414 I'd say that half of the native Hawaiians I met on my honeymoon on Maui tried to sell me some weed.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 16, 2023 02:14 PM (IjPMX)

415 408 So what would you call us, JM??
Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:12 PM (PCK5/)

Fwiw (zero), I'd say "conservatives" actually and truly suffer from "false consciousness".
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 02:14 PM (zIo4S)

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If I had to label myself, I'd call my self some kind of limited government constitutionalist.

Also an asshole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

416 ------------
And hunky somewhat-gay vampires who never do anything but discuss their feelings!
Posted by: andycanuck

Twilight?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

417 I feel sorry for Blacks their First President is a Gay man Married to a Tranny, The First Catholic President was a Whoring Dimwit and the Family was scum

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (dKiJG)

418 392 "The State" is going to buy up all that HI land in a literal fire sale. But it's a good thing, see. They're making a memorial and "workforce housing."

I'm sure that will do wonders for the tax base.
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Its gonna take 40 to 60 years to replace the vegetation that made Lahaina special. Yeah, waterfront without the Hawaiian Punch Vegetation isn't as attractive as it seems.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (LQjWA)

419 Scott Adams is about to launch a new book and Amazon just banned Adams' products for life.

https://is.gd/ebKpBz

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (V1QHJ)

420 I'd say that half of the native Hawaiians I met on my honeymoon on Maui tried to sell me some weed.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

And the other half just gave you some.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (CIS44)

421 And y'all are WAY too fucking judgemental.

Who among you did NOT have a threesome in college?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (xK2Dd)

422 417 I feel sorry for Blacks their First President is a Gay man Married to a Tranny, The First Catholic President was a Whoring Dimwit and the Family was scum
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (dKiJG)

========

Wait...are you talking about the first or second Catholic president?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

423 ---
Are we sure this isn't a tranny manifesto?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (YIVH2)

Makes you wonder what was in the one from Nashville...

Posted by: Moki at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (JrN/x)

424 "In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present, a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life. You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination," Obama, then 21, wrote to Alex McNear in November 1982.

"My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men. But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency," he added.
_______

That sounds an awful lot like what those bigoted Christianists said about homosexuality. And about the Gnostics.

Of course, another side of homosexuality is obviously a desire to make love to oneself. But that doesn't sound like the Obama everyone knows, does it?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (brAQZ)

425 419 Scott Adams is about to launch a new book and Amazon just banned Adams' products for life.

https://is.gd/ebKpBz
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (V1QHJ

Sounds like a lawsuit is in order.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (5xURv)

426 Something to note:

This is the longest I've ever seen the Horde stay on topic.

Not sure what that says but there it is.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (KbCG3)

427 If I had to label myself, I'd call my self some kind of limited government constitutionalist.

Also an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

I'm just a crank. Admitted and proud. Come from a long line of cranks. Far back as we can tell.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (zIo4S)

428 His mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2023 02:08 PM (63Dwl)

A rich compost created by the ones running you, Barky.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (Mzdiz)

429 "The imagination"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (44ww/)

430 *up twinkles *
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan!
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I was going to have mentioned that too but decided to let it slide.

Mind-reading horde mind!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (krqg6)

431 Shouldn't Obama be the face on the $3 bill?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (brAQZ)

432 The Fuck You party is going to have many more members soon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (TZ75n)

433 No it was in his second book. Dreams of Big Mike.

Dreams of Random Daddys.

Posted by: Barack O'bama at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (Vu7A1)

434 424 Of course, another side of homosexuality is obviously a desire to make love to oneself. But that doesn't sound like the Obama everyone knows, does it?
Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (brAQZ)

It's a shit fetish.

Period.

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (UnA8+)

435 Graduated 806th in a class of 805, sold his squaddies out to the VietCong, what's not to love?
Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 02:13 PM (UnA8+)
----

I recall McCain talking about honor. Funny thing, McCain's "honor" didn't extend to resigning in disgrace over the Keating scandal.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (2YtOq)

436 Yup. I've been saying it for years. If you're a conservative of some persuasion, *you* are the RINO.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:11 PM (kBSKe)

So what would you call us, JM??
Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:12 PM (PCK5/)

*checks thread topic*

The correct answer is FAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!

Posted by: Doof at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (iY8R7)

437
Who among you did NOT have a threesome in college?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (xK2Dd)

Raises hand

Posted by: Moki at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (JrN/x)

438 Something to note:

This is the longest I've ever seen the Horde stay on topic.

Not sure what that says but there it is.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Time for TJM to bring up Prometheus

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (CIS44)

439 Something to note:

This is the longest I've ever seen the Horde stay on topic.

Not sure what that says but there it is.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (KbCG3)

Well, it's one we've bonded over.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (Mzdiz)

440 Sununu from New Hampshire has a big mouth for a timy state governor, with no melting pot shithole cities

Posted by: Jonah at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (MtU+H)

441 Like we didn't know Barry was gay... Welcome home Ace.. The Cobs did a great job in your absence

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (bs+z0)

442
The homo non-revelation "revelation" is no big deal. To hell with this letter.

I want to see the Rashid Khalidi tape that the L.A. Times has locked up so tight, Roman Polanski wants to date-rape it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (x0n13)

443 420 I'd say that half of the native Hawaiians I met on my honeymoon on Maui tried to sell me some weed.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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Go to Jamaica, bro. You can't do shit without a dred head offering to sell you weed.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (LQjWA)

444 So what would you call us, JM??
Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:12 PM (PCK5/)
++++
Not conservatives. With the "right" as such totally out of power at all levels, we've become radicals. The bog-standard prog Millennials are the conservatives now - though they will bristle at being called that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (kBSKe)

445 Good run-down on the paid-censorship company, NewsGuard

"The bigger picture shows that NewsGuard's most potent function stems from its relationships with advertising agencies, which have steered their clients to cut off advertising dollars for content creators disfavored by the company's "analyst" reviews. "

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (IG4Id)

446 Makes you wonder what was in the one from Nashville...
Posted by: Moki at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (JrN/x)

Aren't the rumors that she wanted to become a brother so she could r*pe white women?

Seriously.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (zIo4S)

447 419 Scott Adams is about to launch a new book and Amazon just banned Adams' products for life.

https://is.gd/ebKpBz
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (V1QHJ)

I just went to Amazon and the place is filled with his books, bonhomme… I don’t understand what you are saying…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (PCK5/)

448 438
Time for TJM to bring up Prometheus
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (CIS44)

==========

I hadn't even considered it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

449
It's a shit fetish.

Period.
Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (UnA8+)

I had 8 UTI's in one year!!!

Posted by: That Commercial on TV at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

450 This revelation clarifies many things: Obama's selection of Michelle and her muscular arms, the photo of him riding his bike with dork-helmet and Polo-tucked-into-belted-shorts, that video footage of him throwing brick after brick on the Barack Obama Memorial Basketball court at the White House, and his last-minute stirring-up of trans bathrooms on his way out of office. All is being made clear.

Posted by: red speck at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (0Id0S)

451 > Its gonna take 40 to 60 years to replace the vegetation that made Lahaina special. Yeah, waterfront without the Hawaiian Punch Vegetation isn't as attractive as it seems.

Nah. The trees will be looking pretty great in 20 years. Ground cover will be back in less than a year. Bushes will look great in a couple of years.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (V1QHJ)

452 This is the longest I've ever seen the Horde stay on topic.

Not sure what that says but there it is.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Obama is Gay is the eventual topic of almost every thread.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (lgxc1)

453 421 And y'all are WAY too fucking judgemental.

Who among you did NOT have a threesome in college?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (xK2Dd)

At the same time?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (5xURv)

454 On Barry's playlist. Turning Trapanese Turning Trapanese I think I'm turning Trapanese I really think so.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (GwxCX)

455 Its gonna take 40 to 60 years to replace the vegetation that made Lahaina special. Yeah, waterfront without the Hawaiian Punch Vegetation isn't as attractive as it seems.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (LQjWA)

Yup. Lahaina died last week. What's sad is that it was preventable.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (BdMk6)

456 ==========

I hadn't even considered it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

There are lies, then there are DAMNED lies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

457 Crash Bandicoot > Crash McShittypilot

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (6DVEu)

458 >>If I had to label myself, I'd call my self some kind of limited government constitutionalist.

>Also an asshole.

We Misanthropes need their own Party.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (6ox+6)

459 444 So what would you call us, JM??
Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:12 PM (PCK5/)
++++
Not conservatives. With the "right" as such totally out of power at all levels, we've become radicals. The bog-standard prog Millennials are the conservatives now - though they will bristle at being called that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:17 PM (kBSKe)

========

If you want to conserve anything of our federal government now, it's all big government overreaches.

I still use the label because of its accepted connotation, but it's not terribly accurate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

460 445 Good run-down on the paid-censorship company, NewsGuard

"The bigger picture shows that NewsGuard's most potent function stems from its relationships with advertising agencies, which have steered their clients to cut off advertising dollars for content creators disfavored by the company's "analyst" reviews. "
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (IG4Id)

Maybe now Tim Pool will stop shilling them as the Ultimate Arbiter of Fairness.

Yeah, right.

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 02:19 PM (UnA8+)

461
Who among you did NOT have a threesome in college?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (xK2Dd)

*sheepishly raises hand*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

462 >> Bushes will look great in a couple of years.

Good to see they are making a comeback.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:19 PM (6ox+6)

463 > I just went to Amazon and the place is filled with his books, bonhomme… I don’t understand what you are saying…

Sorry, he's banned from "Amazon's Kindle Direct Publishing" program for life.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:19 PM (V1QHJ)

464 Personally I had no idea Barry was that cringe. I knew he was an elite cringe-person but jfc this guy is playing a different game than everyone else.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 02:19 PM (zIo4S)

465 458 We Misanthropes need their own Party.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:18 PM (6ox+6)

========

I'd join, but I hated everyone there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

466 Perhaps we should consider the term "reactionary". Reclaim it from the commies. Dictionary says "Characterized by reaction, especially opposition to progress or liberalism; extremely conservative."

"Extremely conservative" sounds like a parody of NeverTrumpers, though...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 16, 2023 02:19 PM (JCZqz)

467 The First Catholic President was a Whoring Dimwit and the Family was scum
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (dKiJG)
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Well, they were Irish. QED.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:20 PM (LQjWA)

468 Twilight?
-----------
Yes; and I didn't read it or see the movie but a friend said, "Hey! A popular vampire book; I'll give it a go!" and then, "I began reading it and the vampire and the girl would just discuss their feelings; and I kept on reading thinking he'd have to start killing people next but then he'd discuss his feelings some more. So I dropped it."

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:20 PM (krqg6)

469 I'd say that half of the native Hawaiians I met on my honeymoon on Maui tried to sell me some weed.

I had the same experience in the Bahamas.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2023 02:20 PM (2ocoG)

470 Its gonna take 40 to 60 years to replace the vegetation that made Lahaina special. Yeah, waterfront without the Hawaiian Punch Vegetation isn't as attractive as it seems.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (LQjWA)

They'll buy large palm trees. Don't doubt me.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2023 02:20 PM (Mzdiz)

471 459 If you want to conserve anything of our federal government now, it's all big government overreaches.

I still use the label because of its accepted connotation, but it's not terribly accurate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

NRx. Curtis "Starvin' Marvin Garvin" Yarvin for King.

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 02:20 PM (UnA8+)

472 I still use the label because of its accepted connotation, but it's not terribly accurate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:19 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Right. It's completely incorrect at this point and its use is an anachronism, but it's a useful one. Like the icon of an old-fashioned gas pump is still useful for car symbols.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 16, 2023 02:20 PM (kBSKe)

473 The Flora in Hawaii is clinging to the side of a fucking Volcano.

It will recover just fine from some fires.

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:20 PM (6ox+6)

474 WHO in DaFuq writes like that, let alone to an alleged girlfriend?

Forget it, Jake. It’s the eighties.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 16, 2023 02:21 PM (EXyHK)

475 Who among you did NOT have a threesome in college?
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Not with two other guys!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:21 PM (krqg6)

476
It will recover just fine from some fires.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2023 02:20 PM (6ox+6)

This is true

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2023 02:21 PM (bs+z0)

477 Wasn't this a lost Roy Orbison song "Only gay in my dreams"?

Posted by: Rbastid at August 16, 2023 02:21 PM (iq3BS)

478 463 > I just went to Amazon and the place is filled with his books, bonhomme… I don’t understand what you are saying…

Sorry, he's banned from "Amazon's Kindle Direct Publishing" program for life.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2023 02:19 PM (V1QHJ)

Ah. Thanks for the response and such… thought I had had a psychotic break or something..

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:21 PM (PCK5/)

479 Obama likes Daisy chains? John Roberts too?

Posted by: Jonah at August 16, 2023 02:21 PM (MtU+H)

480 Who among you did NOT have a threesome in college?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (xK2Dd)

My twosomes were rarer than I would like to admit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 16, 2023 02:22 PM (44ww/)

481 455 Its gonna take 40 to 60 years to replace the vegetation that made Lahaina special. Yeah, waterfront without the Hawaiian Punch Vegetation isn't as attractive as it seems.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (LQjWA)

Yup. Lahaina died last week. What's sad is that it was preventable.
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Never was there but I recall the big Banyan Tree was the town's signature identity. That will take a century to partially replace it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:22 PM (LQjWA)

482
*spinning newspaper front page*

Extra! Obama is a fag!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2023 02:22 PM (MoZTd)

483 No threesome in college. Age 30.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 02:22 PM (TZ75n)

484 Clearly, Barack Obama is just trying to get his picture on a can of Bud Light

Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2023 02:22 PM (RHGPo)

485 422 417 I feel sorry for Blacks their First President is a Gay man Married to a Tranny, The First Catholic President was a Whoring Dimwit and the Family was scum
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (dKiJG)

========

Wait...are you talking about the first or second Catholic president?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
_____

Correct. If Brandon had been on PT 109, the Amagiri would have been toast.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2023 02:22 PM (brAQZ)

486 As the film's armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed gears up for her scheduled December trial, her legal team focused on a new report from independent forensic firearm experts. Lucien Haag and Mike Haag, who were commissioned by the prosecution, concluded that Baldwin had to pull the trigger of the gun in order for it to fire.

Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2023 02:22 PM (RHGPo)

487 467 The First Catholic President was a Whoring Dimwit and the Family was scum
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (dKiJG)
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Well, they were Irish. QED.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Faith and begorrah! It's a beating you be after, me boyo!

Posted by: Lucky the Leprechaun at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (VsUo2)

488 484 Clearly, Barack Obama is just trying to get his picture on a can of Bud Light
Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2023 02:22 PM (RHGPo)

Please. White troons have a hard enough time passing. Black troons never can.

Posted by: XTC at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (UnA8+)

489 Most places, especially farm lands, have controlled burns because it actually HELPS the soil.......

But we're run by f*cking imbeciles, so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

490 College friend who works in atlanta suburbs, says they all hate Kemp. He only won re-election becuase tank abrams was even worse.
Posted by: Jonah
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All of my acquaintance in the counties surrounding Atlanta feel the same way. They have, alas, been invaded by locusts. That began in the 70's. The 1870's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (+huLN)

491 Shutting off the water during a wildfire seems like a pretty dumb idea. Maybe it's just me...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (MeG8a)

492
346 OK. WHO in DaFuq writes like that, let alone to an alleged girlfriend?

It's the old "virgin" hook from high school, as in "I don't know if I'd like that..."

Some girls bite easier than others.

Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (j4U/Z)

493 Three ways seem to involve strategic abd operational level thought on the dude's part. It's a sucker play. I ain't buying. It's a trap. I'm lazy.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (zIo4S)

494
I had the same experience in the Bahamas

Hawaiians tried to sell you weed?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (rhtv8)

495 Its gonna take 40 to 60 years to replace the vegetation that made Lahaina special. Yeah, waterfront without the Hawaiian Punch Vegetation isn't as attractive as it seems.

-

They'll buy large palm trees. Don't doubt me.

--

Kudzu or kudzu equivalent

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (VF7Q8)

496 Who among you did NOT have a threesome in college?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (xK2Dd)

Does getting a cramp in one hand and switching to the other count?

Because if so!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (KbCG3)

497 Barry! Get your loose ass in here and do the dishes or I will give you something to dream about!

Posted by: Mike Obama, Have Hog Leg Will Travel at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (hqgX1)

498 All the leaves are brown

and the guy is gay

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (us2H3)

499 467. And the second catholic president, shits in his pants when he lies

Posted by: Jonah at August 16, 2023 02:24 PM (MtU+H)

500 486 As the film's armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed gears up for her scheduled December trial, her legal team focused on a new report from independent forensic firearm experts. Lucien Haag and Mike Haag, who were commissioned by the prosecution, concluded that Baldwin had to pull the trigger of the gun in order for it to fire.
Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2023 02:22 PM (RHGPo)

========

Baldwin did it and should be prosecuted, but she was criminally negligent and should also be in prison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

501 Never had a threesome -- in or out of college.

Maybe if I had an extra million bucks lying around ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 02:24 PM (lVBry)

502 As the film's armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed gears up for her scheduled December trial, her legal team focused on a new report from independent forensic firearm experts. Lucien Haag and Mike Haag, who were commissioned by the prosecution, concluded that Baldwin had to pull the trigger of the gun in order for it to fire.

If she didn't want to go to jail, she should have become a celebrity.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 16, 2023 02:24 PM (ppBhU)

503
Actually, this comes under "Least Surprising News Ever"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2023 02:24 PM (MoZTd)

504 470 Its gonna take 40 to 60 years to replace the vegetation that made Lahaina special. Yeah, waterfront without the Hawaiian Punch Vegetation isn't as attractive as it seems.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (LQjWA)

They'll buy large palm trees. Don't doubt me.
---------------
Yeah, those are easy. Its the other stuff that takes time.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:24 PM (LQjWA)

505 Bring in the crown vetch!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (TZ75n)

506 So many people today are content for a Onesome, seems like…

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (PCK5/)

507 cott Adams is about to launch a new book and Amazon just banned Adams' products for life.

You can buy "The Eternal Jew" on Amazon Right Now and earn 9 points.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (p8A+W)

508 501

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (+T4jH)

509 I keep wondering just what Heinershied had in mind as a followup to the Mulvaney can.
Perhaps, J Eagar Hover in women's clothes ?
.. Joe Biden sniffing young girls ?
.. Jeffry Epstein on his island ?
.. Barack Obama with a bunch of ...

Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (RHGPo)

510 Are you telling me he wasn't openly gay? Damn my gaydar must be on the fritz.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (P7Iz+)

511 Dammit

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (+T4jH)

512 509

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (PCK5/)

513 Call me Constitutionalist

Posted by: Ishmael at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (nFPx7)

514 Underestimate Nood

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (53oGX)

515 Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Posted by: MasFino at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (vS1z7)

516 Baldwin did it and should be prosecuted, but she was criminally negligent and should also be in prison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 16, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

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"Cocking's for closers."

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (lVBry)

517 Who among you did NOT have a threesome in college?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (xK2Dd)

I did a lot of things in college that seemed edgy at the time.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (Mzdiz)

518 621

Posted by: tubal at August 16, 2023 02:25 PM (PCK5/)

519 nood nikki

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:26 PM (krqg6)

520 Too things can kill a boner; (1) thinking about baseball plays, and (2) thinking gay thoughts. I had to employ number 1 in Junior High cuz the teacher would call on you to stand and answer a question and I was surrounded by hot chicks. This was torture. Never used number 2 but I know it would work.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 01:45 PM (DmtxH)
****
Just saw this yesterday and never learned it before.

Man on first, gets off base towards second to get jump on a batter up hit.

Batter hits ball and guy on first dashes for second base.

Ball was high popup. Defense surrounds it and instead of catching it lets it fall on first/second baseline/path.

Meanwhile:

Runner goes to second base. No problem yet.

The ball falls to ground and is picked up thrown to first for out #1 because batter isn't there yet.

Then guy who ran to second is OFF BASE and is leisurely tagged out for double play out #2.

If they would have CAUGHT the popup ball for the batter out, the runner would have been safe at second base. Batter would be out on fly ball caught.

70 years old and listened to thousands of baseball games and never remember/knew that one .

Posted by: torabora at August 16, 2023 02:26 PM (OUiUM)

521 I read that as " I'm an insecure, sexually frustrated low life. My daddy was an asshole and mommy didn't love me. I hate myself!"

Phuc you Barry.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 16, 2023 02:26 PM (JyUNq)

522 Of course, another side of homosexuality is obviously a desire to make love to oneself. But that doesn't sound like the Obama everyone knows, does it?
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It's a shit fetish.

Period.

Posted by: XTC

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This.

It was a way to normalize and advertise for people who are sexually aroused by feces and enjoy eating and using feces in their sex play.

That was the entire point of the stickers and t-shirts. It's impossible to know who else is into that sort of thing otherwise.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 16, 2023 02:26 PM (VF7Q8)

523
Personally I had no idea Barry was that cringe. I knew he was an elite cringe-person but jfc this guy is playing a different game than everyone else.
Posted by: Thesokorus

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My sense is that he is a compulsive emotional abuser because he had a rejecting father and an unavailable, inattentive mother.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (lCaJd)

524 70 years old and listened to thousands of baseball games and never remember/knew that one .
Posted by: torabora at August 16, 2023 02:26 PM (OUiUM)

Infield fly rule

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (I+/F8)

525 Yeah, those are easy. Its the other stuff that takes time.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:24 PM (LQjWA)

I would think lush vegetation would be a snap on a tropical island. How long does is take to bounce back after a tidal wave? The natural stuff, not buildings etc.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2023 02:27 PM (Mzdiz)

526 Most places, especially farm lands, have controlled burns because it actually HELPS the soil.......

Every Spring, Texas gets smoke filled skies from Mexicans burning down their farm lands.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (p8A+W)

527 Does he still hang with the John Legend?

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies. at August 16, 2023 02:28 PM (GshMh)

528 473 The Flora in Hawaii is clinging to the side of a fucking Volcano.

It will recover just fine from some fires.
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Lahaina is on the Leeward side not the Windward side. A lot less rain. The small stuff with be first and fastest but the double canopy will take a lot of time.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (LQjWA)

529 How does the gop expect to win anything with traitors like mcconnell in leadership?

I mean the bastard openly suports the deep state persection of a former prez from his own party, and the dumbfucks like cruz and graham support mcconnell

Posted by: Jonah at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (MtU+H)

530 Is he the sucker or the suckee?
Posted by: Ciampino - Michael row the seamen ashore

I read that at Chicago's Man's Country, his kink was to have older, white (racist!), men on their knees servicing him. It was his form of reparations.

Posted by: Cheri at August 16, 2023 02:31 PM (oiNtH)

531 Kudzu or kudzu equivalent
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (VF7Q

Bamboo is the HI's equivalent to kudzu.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (BdMk6)

532 Mike's booty hole brown.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 16, 2023 02:32 PM (ytSiK)

533 Most places, especially farm lands, have controlled burns because it actually HELPS the soil.......

Every Spring, Texas gets smoke filled skies from Mexicans burning down their farm lands.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

We did that to the main pasture at the Heard Museum in McKinney a couple of times when I volunteered there. McKinney FD sent out their fire wagon & we grabbed some slappers and walked the perimeter.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2023 02:33 PM (YUfeG)

534 475 Who among you did NOT have a threesome in college?
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Not with two other guys!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 16, 2023 02:21 PM (krqg6)

He protested too much!

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 02:34 PM (SbC6h)

535 Lahaina is on the Leeward side not the Windward side. A lot less rain. The small stuff with be first and fastest but the double canopy will take a lot of time.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 16, 2023 02:29 PM (LQjWA)

Yup. It can get very dry on the west side of Maui.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2023 02:35 PM (BdMk6)

536 496 Who among you did NOT have a threesome in college?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 16, 2023 02:15 PM (xK2Dd)

Does getting a cramp in one hand and switching to the other count?

Because if so!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 02:23 PM (KbCG3)

hahahahaha
Letter perfect.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 02:36 PM (SbC6h)

537 Washington, DC, US District Judge Beryl Howell laid into the billionaire and lawyers for the social media company, now known as X, during a Feb. 7 hearing after the requests made by special counsel Jack Smith as part of his investigation into the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot were denied.

“Is it because the CEO wants to cozy up with the former president, and that’s why you are here?” Howell pressed Twitter lawyer George Varghese.

“No, Your Honor. It’s whether or not they are facially valid,” the attorney replied.

At another point in the hearing, the judge also suggested Twitter was acting in Trump’s interest to make up for having kicked the 45th president off the platform following the riot.

US District Judge Beryl Howell in a February hearing laid into the CEO and lawyers for the social media company, now known as X.The Washington Post via Getty Images

“Is this to make Donald Trump feel like he is a particularly welcomed, new, renewed user of Twitter here?” Howell asked.

“Twitter has no interest other than litigating its constitutional rights, Your Honor,” Varghese said

Posted by: SMOD at August 16, 2023 02:36 PM (RHGPo)

538 426 Something to note:

This is the longest I've ever seen the Horde stay on topic.

Not sure what that says but there it is.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2023 02:16 PM (KbCG3)

It's the gay guy's hypocrisy.

Posted by: m at August 16, 2023 02:39 PM (SbC6h)

539 There was a guy who appeared at the National Press Club, to report his sleeping with Obama. Media ignored it. This was the same spot where Gloria Allred made accusations against Herman Cain, which the media reported 24/7 until he dropped out.

Posted by: MikeN at August 16, 2023 02:40 PM (XygMV)

540 Rice farmers burn rice stubble after harvest. Because stubble rot. Farmers burn off ditches. But wholesale field burning just doesn’t happen.

Posted by: 13times at August 16, 2023 02:40 PM (nK3TT)

541 Who among you did NOT have a threesome in college?

I didn't go to college, so, me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 16, 2023 02:41 PM (Bd6X8)

542 21 Is he the sucker or the suckee?

Posted by: Ciampino - Michael row the seamen ashore .... at August 16, 2023 01:26 PM

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Those big ears of his are handles.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 16, 2023 02:46 PM (+oR7L)

543 When I said “Obama is such a fag” to a roomful of shocked normies who thought he was THA COOLEST 4EVs, I thought I was just being rude, not prescient.

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at August 16, 2023 03:04 PM (cDbti)

544 What are the odds that “Big Mike” doesn’t use a strap on to deal with his little buddy

That’s assuming that the rumor that he’s actually a woman is true, which I for one don’t believe!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at August 16, 2023 03:18 PM (V8yYW)

545 Hey, Justin Castrau is in luck! As if Justin and Barry haven’t done the dirty deed.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at August 16, 2023 03:21 PM (V8yYW)

546 Come on, everybody knew Obama was gay-not that there is anything wrong with that. But his gayness is why so many women voted for him. You thought Donald Trump wears too much make-up? At least he did not wear eye-shadow like Barrack did.

Posted by: william ferrin at August 16, 2023 03:22 PM (g5vVf)

547 So is Preezy Peendreamer gay or bi if he married a tranny? This is so confusing.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 16, 2023 03:45 PM (lSN/+)

548 Obama won't come out so as to protect Michael, er, Michelle.

Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at August 16, 2023 04:25 PM (QY+6a)

549 Obama's queer? Who knew?

Posted by: Jane at August 16, 2023 04:50 PM (EcD5Y)

550 #16 is bragging about screwing the members of the View. Shows you blacks will screw anything white that others would turn down rather than debase themselves. No wonder descent looking Obama married his husband Moooochelle.

Posted by: Jane at August 16, 2023 04:53 PM (EcD5Y)

551 You know what they call a man who daily fantasizes about sex with men? Gay.

Posted by: leber at August 16, 2023 06:56 PM (JfWkS)

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