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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton Did the Unforgiveable, He Defeated a Bush, and Now He is Being Impeached

Ken Paxton is a populist, Tea Party conservative who was first elected to the office of Texas Attorney General in 2014. He is bitterly hated by establishment Republicans in Texas, not only for his willingness to use his office to advance the conservative agenda, but also because he had the audacity to win without the establishment’s permission. Repeatedly.

The Bush-wing of the Texas Republican Party has allied with RINOs and Democrats to engage in lawfare against Paxton, but despite their best efforts he has kept on winning.

Finally in 2022, the establishment played a trump card to eliminate Paxton. They ran a Bush family princeling against Paxton, knowing that Texans have an unyielding love for the Bushes. George P. Bush (the son of former Florida Governor Jeb Bush) already held statewide office in Texas as the state’s Land Commissioner. Then 46-year-old George P. was going to eradicate the Paxton problem, which would also place him on deck as Attorney General to replace Greg Abbott as Governor when the time came.

But Paxton then committed the most unforgiveable political act that establishment Texas Republicans have ever endured. He defeated a Bush at the ballot box.

The establishment decided that the voters of Texas were wrong, and that this electoral obscenity must be corrected. So they proceeded to impeach Ken Paxton in the Texas House of Representatives. 100% of Democrats joined the RINO Republicans to produce a 121 – 23 vote to thwart the will of Texas voters and impeach Mr. Paxton, for the purpose of removing him from office. The Senate trial will be next month.

Mark Pulliam wrote an excellent piece at The Federalist last week that explains the ugly political warfare that is going on against Paxton. Here are some excerpts, but I encourage you to read the whole thing.

The Establishment’s Paxton Impeachment Sham Undermines The Will Of Texas Voters [Mark Pulliam -The Federalist – 7/24/2023]

Texas politics have long been rancorous, unscrupulous, and, in recent years, marred by bitter lawfare — weaponizing the legal system to circumvent election results.

Pulliam discusses the comical felony indictments in recent decades against Kay Bailey Hutchison, Tom DeLay, Rick Perry and others. He then brings it forward to the Paxton situation.

Another is the ongoing campaign to remove from office conservative Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, whom Texas voters overwhelmingly elected in 2014, and enthusiastically reelected in 2018 and 2022.

Paxton’s real “crime” is that he threw his hat into the GOP primary for the AG race in 2014 after the anointed establishment candidate, moderate Dan Branch, thought he had the Republican field to himself. In Texas, the AG position has often been used as a stepping stone to higher office — a path previously trod by both Sen. John Cornyn and current Texas Gov. Greg Abbott. When Tea Party firebrand Paxton upset establishment-favorite Branch in the 2014 GOP primary…the powerful establishment was furious. Branch had been endorsed by George W. Bush and other moderates. In Texas, as elsewhere, the moderate (or “RINO” faction of the Republican Party loathes grassroots conservatives.

Pretty much any article about Paxton in the legacy media, or in Conservative Inc., will smear him as being ”scandal plagued” or “under criminal investigation.” It’s all a political hit job against him.

In retaliation for Paxton’s temerity, Branch’s establishment backers, who are supported by the state’s business community and control the Texas House of Representatives (where in 2010 then-House member Paxton unsuccessfully challenged establishment leader Joe Straus for speaker), unleashed a series of frivolous criminal charges against Paxton, which have been pending for eight years. Anti-Paxton forces orchestrated a flimsy fraud indictment from a paperwork violation unrelated to Paxton’s work as a legislator.

The conservative base fully understands what is going on, which has strengthened their support for Paxton.

The establishment fumed when Texas voters elected Paxton in 2014 despite extensive news coverage of the bogus fraud charges, and the consternation increased when he was reelected in 2018 and again in 2022 while the phony charges were still pending! Grassroots conservatives gave short shrift to the unproven allegations against Paxton, looking instead to his stellar record as Texas’ top prosecutor.

Paxton’s resounding GOP primary victory in 2022, against a crowded field that included George P. Bush (Jeb’s son and GWB’s nephew) … made the establishment apoplectic. In the primary runoff, Paxton beat Bush by more than a 2-to-1 margin. In the general election, Paxton outpolled his Democrat challenger 53.4 to 43.7 percent.

Even worse for the establishment, now that the Bush heir was dispatched, there was almost nothing to prevent Paxton from succeeding Gov. Abbott when he finally steps aside.

The establishment worried that Paxton, thrice elected as AG, would become the frontrunner to succeed Abbott as governor, decided to double down on its lawfare campaign. Provoked by Paxton’s claim that Texas Speaker Dade Phelan should resign for appearing on the House floor while intoxicated, in May the House voted to impeach Paxton on additional charges of doing favors for a wealthy campaign donor and terminating four staffers who claimed to be “whistleblowers.”

Paxton is suspended from his AG duties until the trial in the Texas Senate next month, where a 2/3 majority is necessary to convict and remove him from office.

In Texas, as in the nation’s capital, impeachment is just another form of lawfare. Convicting Paxton would bar him from holding public office in the future — precisely the establishment’s goal, contrary to the voters’ mandate. Such a result would be tantamount to a banana republic coup unworthy of the Lone Star State.

The Texas version of Kremlinologists are unsure if the votes are there in the Senate to remove Paxton or not. Republican Senators who vote to convict should plan on being primaried, and in Texas the conservative base holds the power in primaries.

If I could add one final bitter note as a person who defended both George Bushes in their darkest hours, this is an insulting betrayal.

It’s probably also worth noting that as “rare” and “solemn” as impeachments are, they are pretty much a political certainty for anyone who dares to defeat a Bush at the ballot box.

Bill Clinton defeated George H.W. Bush in 1992, ending GHWB’s political career. Bill Clinton was subsequently impeached.

Donald Trump defeated Jeb Bush in the in the 2016 Republican presidential primaries, ending Jeb’s political career. Trump was subsequently impeached.

Ken Paxton defeated George P. Bush in the in the 2022 Texas primaries, ending George P.’s political career. Now Paxton is being impeached.

I believe it was Ian Fleming who wrote, “Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.”

As noted above, Paxton accused his persecutor, Texas House Speaker Dade Phelan, of conducting business while being intoxicated. Here is video of that incident.

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1 st!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 02:31 PM (WkNQM)

2 No beating the Bush.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 14, 2023 02:31 PM (j/yko)

3 The establishment decided that the voters of Texas were wrong, and that this electoral obscenity must be corrected. So they proceeded to impeach Ken Paxton in the Texas House of Representatives. 100% of Democrats joined the RINO Republicans to produce a 121 – 23 vote to thwart the will of Texas voters and impeach Mr. Paxton, for the purpose of removing him from office. The Senate trial will be next month.
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Ah, the Bushes. The g(r)ift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 02:32 PM (WkNQM)

4 *Crosses Texas off list of places to relocate.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 14, 2023 02:33 PM (RLLZj)

5 So where's ace?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 02:33 PM (qhmjS)

6 Texas politics have long been rancorous, unscrupulous, and, in recent years, marred by bitter lawfare — weaponizing the legal system to circumvent election results.
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Hey, it works in the country at large!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 02:33 PM (WkNQM)

7 Texas is the new California.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 14, 2023 02:33 PM (2ocoG)

8 the Bushes are very bad people

the Bidens are bad and stupid

the Bushes are worse, and smart

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 14, 2023 02:33 PM (AcWfM)

9 So where's ace?
Posted by: SMH


Vacay.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2023 02:34 PM (IG4Id)

10 So where's ace?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 02:33 PM (qhmjS)
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On safari hunting the hoboes of the Serengeti.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 02:34 PM (YIVH2)

11 Provoked by Paxton’s claim that Texas Speaker Dade Phelan should resign for appearing on the House floor while intoxicated, in May the House voted to impeach Paxton on additional charges of doing favors for a wealthy campaign donor and terminating four staffers who claimed to be “whistleblowers.”
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They have a point. If people start demanding that elected officials can't get drunk (or worse) on the job, almost all of them will have to quit and then nothing would get done!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 02:34 PM (WkNQM)

12 The Bush republicans worked with the democrats to turn Arizona blue, now they are trying their best to do the same to Texas.

The difference between Bush republicans and democrats? Nothing.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2023 02:35 PM (lTGtQ)

13 Texas turning Purple

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2023 02:35 PM (MOY79)

14 Ken Paxton is a populist, Tea Party conservative

"Populists Are A Threat To Our Democracy!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2023 02:35 PM (ptElO)

15 George P. Bush (the son of former Florida Governor Jeb Bush)
.......

George Pee Bush!
George Feel Better Now.
George Hungry, George Eat.

Posted by: wth at August 14, 2023 02:35 PM (v0R5T)

16 As noted above, Paxton accused his persecutor, Texas House Speaker Dade Phelan, of conducting business while being intoxicated. Here is video of that incident.
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I assume - but can't be bothered to look up - that Phelan is Bush-aligned.

Also, I don't know if his last name rhymes with "felon" or not, but I will assume it does because it's funnier that way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 02:36 PM (WkNQM)

17 Kansas Newspaper Co-Owner Dies Following Unprecedented Raid by City’s Entire Police Force – Seized Computers and Equipments to Protect Prominent City Figure

https://tinyurl.com/34btkf3c

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 02:36 PM (qhmjS)

18 This is perhaps the best reason why familial dynasties in a republic are a bad, bad thing.

It tends to remind people of the complicated familial relationships in monarchies, with earldoms, baronies, dukedoms, and so forth.

We fought a war of independence to get away from that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 02:36 PM (YIVH2)

19 So where's ace?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 02:33 PM (qhmjS)
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Vacation. We're stuck with cobloggers for a couple of days.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 02:36 PM (WkNQM)

20 Paxton keeps breaking the law. He needs to be gone.

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:36 PM (aZlZR)

21 They have a point. If people start demanding that elected officials can't get drunk (or worse) on the job, almost all of them will have to quit and then nothing would get done!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 02:34 PM (WkNQM)
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I don't see the problem here...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 02:37 PM (YIVH2)

22 Dade looks just like the rest of our ruling elites.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 14, 2023 02:37 PM (KbCG3)

23 Speaking of Heb, is he still married to that Mexican Midget?

Posted by: wth at August 14, 2023 02:37 PM (v0R5T)

24 I thought Ace went to search for the Loch Ness Monster.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2023 02:37 PM (xTRSc)

25 Keep out da bushes! Keep out da bushes! Keep out da bushes!!

Posted by: Revvvvruuun Jackson at August 14, 2023 02:38 PM (+akdz)

26 Eventually, every state will be Californicated.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 02:38 PM (qhmjS)

27 George P. Bush (the son of former Florida Governor Jeb Bush)
__________

And the "P" stands for "Pledge Pin"!

Posted by: Niedermeyer at August 14, 2023 02:38 PM (lf83v)

28 They have a point. If people start demanding that elected officials can't get drunk (or worse) on the job, almost all of them will have to quit and then nothing would get done!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

You sound like you don't agree with making sure they "don't get anything done"...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 14, 2023 02:38 PM (zbP2D)

29 The Bushes are deep state to the last ounce of their blue blood, whether they live in Connecticut, Maine , Florida or Texas. No more Bushes , no more Clinton's, no more Kennedys (RFK Jr may continue to plague Dems) no more Cuomo's, no more Romney's, etc, etc etc

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2023 02:38 PM (R62ZP)

30 So where's ace?

*******

Who cares, where's LAMONT?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 14, 2023 02:39 PM (VTu1l)

31 So, of course, the solution is to vote harderer.
[smh]

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 14, 2023 02:39 PM (Rbu5d)

32 The Bush was trimmed down to size.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2023 02:39 PM (TZ75n)

33 Texas turning Purple

Posted by: Skip


No, Texas is turning redder, but the republican party is trying their best to stop that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2023 02:39 PM (lTGtQ)

34 Im embarrassed to have ever supported the chimp mcbushhitler piece of shit

But slightly less embarrassed than voting for dipshit McCain

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 14, 2023 02:40 PM (VTu1l)

35 They already have secured one vote for impeachment by disqualifying his wife who is a senator.

That's, of course, unlawful as the only qualification to judge him in the Senate is to be a senator.

And Paxton has rightly pointed out, not only are all the charges vague to the point he can't even mount a defense, but that--even if they are-- all these issues were before the voters in the last election, so they can only legally impeach him for the term already served--not the current term.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2023 02:40 PM (FGJND)

36 Interesting that these high level hatchet jobs are always just politicians being politicians and using their influence to attack the opposition.
They would never ever even think of railroading an average Joe...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 14, 2023 02:40 PM (LTZ4s)

37 No, Texas is turning redder, but the republican party is trying their best to stop that.

************

The first modern civil war has already started, and it's taking place inside the GOP.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 14, 2023 02:40 PM (VTu1l)

38 The Bush's are a pox on this nation.

America would be better had they never existed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2023 02:41 PM (AyRcN)

39 We have to get beyond the philosophy of, "As long as he supports the policies I like, then I will support him, no matter which laws and rules he breaks." Paxton is a genuinely dirty politician. He doesn't deserve Republican support.

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:41 PM (aZlZR)

40 Aren't all politicians dirty?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 02:42 PM (qhmjS)

41 *America would be better had they never existed.*

Even the WWII pilot?

Posted by: Umm... at August 14, 2023 02:42 PM (+akdz)

42 Texicans overwhelmingly support Paxton. They are running the Trump indictment playbook on Paxton and everyone knows it.

If I were them, I'd steer clear of lamp posts.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2023 02:42 PM (cCxiu)

43 all these issues were before the voters in the last election, so they can only legally impeach him for the term already served--not the current term.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Who cares about the law anymore? If it is ok to twist the law into an unrecognizable shape at the federal level, it is ok at the state level.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2023 02:42 PM (lTGtQ)

44 Paxton is a genuinely dirty politician. He doesn't deserve Republican support.

*******

ok groomer

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 14, 2023 02:42 PM (VTu1l)

45 who the f is that?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 14, 2023 02:42 PM (AcWfM)

46 What do Panty Hose and Ken Paxton have in common?

Both rub bush the wrong way.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at August 14, 2023 02:42 PM (CjHGv)

47 Don't pee in the Bush.

Posted by: wth at August 14, 2023 02:43 PM (v0R5T)

48 I notice that the article itself (at least from skimming through it) doesn't seem to go into the actual impeachment rationale. It does link out to it. It's apparently linked to a now-settled (out of court) incident involving whistle-blowers (or "co-called whistle-blowers" - I'm not sure) who claim they were inappropriately fired after accusing Paxton of criminal behavior - specifically, bribery and abuse of office. The FBI investigated but did not charge, which is a big mark against the accusation because Paxton seems to be the kind of guy the FBI would love to take out.

I have no idea if Paxton is a good guy or a bad guy or an indifferent guy. As we now know, an accusation, impeachment, federal investigation or indictment isn't exactly a good set of signals for that. Whatever Paxton did (if he did it), he'd probably be just fine if he didn't cross the dynastic families or permanent bureaucracy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 02:43 PM (WkNQM)

49 The Shrub that just wouldn't go away.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2023 02:43 PM (Xrfse)

50 Shady AF! Fulton County DA posts (retracts) charges against Trump BEFORE grand jury is done testifying

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He got all the process that was due!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 14, 2023 02:43 PM (FVME7)

51 ok groomer

*************

No, you're a groomer!

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:43 PM (aZlZR)

52 "...knowing that Texans have an unyielding love for the Bushes."

Debatable. I know a lot of Texans who despise Bush. They are not Republicans as much as they are conservatives. But, yes, the GOPe of Texas has been a willing accomplice of Bushism which is actually more NE Liberal.

The Bush family/name is mostly mud. Their power, however, remains because Austin (centrally) is liberal. And too many in the GOP are actually more Democrat than Republican, but they have learned to change their spots since the (R) matters at the ballot box in Texas.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 14, 2023 02:43 PM (8X7eW)

53 Paxton accused his persecutor, Texas House Speaker Dade Phelan, of conducting business while being intoxicated. Here is video of that incident.

Damn, dude. That must have been a hell of a party.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 14, 2023 02:43 PM (eOEVl)

54 Anyone who still hasn't figured out that the "Republican" party is nothing but the controlled opposition to the marxist tyrants calling themselves 'democrats'...serving the same purpose as the hapless opponents of the Harlem Globetrotters (ironic they were the 'Washington Senators', ain't it?) to act like they were honestly competing when in fact they were knowing fall guys...is either intellectually lazy or simply not paying attention. Why hasn't the Biden crime family been arrested and prosecuted for their glaring decades long bribery? Trump being raided and charged with improper handling of alleged classified documents? While Hitlery was given a free pass on her illegal classified computer server in her NY bathroom?

That is why the RINO scum did all they could to sabotage President Trump, and why they gleefully stood by as the marxists blatantly manufactured statistically impossible vote fraud to steal 2020.

We do not have a legitimate federal government. Why would you believe the state governments weren't the same cesspit of stinking sewage rats as the DC hell hole?

Posted by: Pete at August 14, 2023 02:43 PM (9uoO8)

55 I don't see the problem here...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 02:37 PM (YIVH2)
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Nor do I. Sarcasm is sometimes difficult to decode via text.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 02:44 PM (WkNQM)

56 Our republic lives in gratitude to Trump for the Bush family defenestration.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2023 02:44 PM (rJ48h)

57 Louie Gohmert , the Bush's stalking horse, couldn't pull enough votes from Paxton to give the numbers to George P.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2023 02:44 PM (AbYHm)

58 The Bush's are a pox on this nation.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2023 02:41 PM

Nothing worse than pox on a bush.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 02:44 PM (GwxCX)

59 Jeb was what we call a Quality Candidate.

Posted by: your GOP - Send Money at August 14, 2023 02:45 PM (v0R5T)

60 Paxton accused his persecutor, Texas House Speaker Dade Phelan, of conducting business while being intoxicated. Here is video of that incident.

Damn, dude. That must have been a hell of a party.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 14, 2023 02:43 PM (eOEVl)

The Johnny Manziel of the Texas house

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at August 14, 2023 02:45 PM (CjHGv)

61 Paxton seems to be the kind of guy the FBI would love to take out.

**********

As a side note, we should be asking what fucking business does the EEEEEF BBBBBB EEEEEEYYYE have investigating internal state affairs?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 14, 2023 02:45 PM (VTu1l)

62 So where's ace?
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Practicing shelf-abuse.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 14, 2023 02:45 PM (krqg6)

63 Paxton also sued the federal government over 2020 election results.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2023 02:45 PM (3AatT)

64 As noted above, Paxton accused his persecutor, Texas House Speaker Dade Phelan, of conducting business while being intoxicated. Here is video of that incident.

Good night! Not...drink. Drink. Drunk. Running for....Senate. Qualified!

Posted by: Senator John Fetterman at August 14, 2023 02:45 PM (JCZqz)

65 "Nothing worse than pox on a bush."

Hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 14, 2023 02:45 PM (+akdz)

66 39 We have to get beyond the philosophy of, "As long as he supports the policies I like, then I will support him, no matter which laws and rules he breaks." Paxton is a genuinely dirty politician. He doesn't deserve Republican support.
Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:41 PM (aZlZR)

What makes him "genuinely dirty"? I've seen no evidence.

Posted by: Inogame at August 14, 2023 02:45 PM (53oGX)

67 Huh, I was hoping to get details on the horrendous impeachable crimes that Paxton committed. The official ones, not the he beat a Bush in an election one. I guess they are being still be held secret? What a bunch of POS the R reps are who voted for it. I hope they are hearing from their constituents.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM (fs1hN)

68 The Republic would be better off if the Japanese had eaten GHWB.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM (aD39U)

69 The Johnny Manziel of the Texas house

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Manziel at least won some games. Not sure what Phelan has done.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM (sX1BW)

70 As noted above, Paxton accused his persecutor, Texas House Speaker Dade Phelan, of conducting business while being intoxicated. Here is video of that incident.

Dude was either drunk or having a stroke. Or maybe is like Joey, Mitch, Feinstein, and Fettermonster.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM (ynpvh)

71 Anyone who still hasn't figured out that the "Republican" party is nothing but the controlled opposition to the marxist tyrants calling themselves 'democrats'...serving the same purpose as the hapless opponents of the Harlem Globetrotters (ironic they were the 'Washington Senators', ain't it?) to act like they were honestly competing when in fact they were knowing fall guys...is either intellectually lazy or simply not paying attention. Why hasn't the Biden crime family been arrested and prosecuted for their glaring decades long bribery? Trump being raided and charged with improper handling of alleged classified documents? While Hitlery was given a free pass on her illegal classified computer server in her NY bathroom?

That is why the RINO scum did all they could to sabotage President Trump, and why they gleefully stood by as the marxists blatantly manufactured statistically impossible vote fraud to steal 2020.

We do not have a legitimate federal government. Why would you believe the state governments weren't the same cesspit of stinking sewage rats as the DC hell hole?

Posted by: Pete



Succinct. That is all that needs to be said.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM (lTGtQ)

72 Jim's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Zombie Bones McCoy at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM (Xrfse)

73 63 Paxton also sued the federal government over 2020 election results.


I'm sure that is the actual malfeasance that "Jim" is referring to

Can't be overlooked, nor under-punished!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM (AcWfM)

74 Phelan does seem drunk.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM (ppBhU)

75 I-uh, uh-I-uh,, j-just thought of-uh-of-uh, thought of

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM (5hfjS)

76 69 The Johnny Manziel of the Texas house

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Manziel at least won some games. Not sure what Phelan has done.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM (sX1BW)

Does he Phelate?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM (ynpvh)

77 No, Texas is turning redder, but the republican party is trying their best to stop that.
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To understand the depths of corruption of Texas Republicans, you have to know 2 things:
1) a lot of them were Democrats and would be Democrats tomorrow if the state flipped blue
2) they kept Strauss in the Speaker long after texas went red entirely on the vote of Democrats. It was such a joke to have a "Republican" Speaker getting elected by 100% of Democrats votes plus a few liberal Republicans. Then this "Republican" would block all conservative bills.
And the media would report only that Republicans blocked it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2023 02:47 PM (FGJND)

78 Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb at August 14, 2023 02:47 PM (+akdz)

79 "I believe it was Ian Fleming who wrote, “Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.”

But we never seem to reach the "enemy action" phase.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 14, 2023 02:47 PM (tf4XU)

80 Phelan does seem drunk.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM

He was Phelan no pain.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 02:47 PM (GwxCX)

81 17 Kansas Newspaper Co-Owner Dies Following Unprecedented Raid by City’s Entire Police Force – Seized Computers and Equipments to Protect Prominent City Figure

https://tinyurl.com/34btkf3c
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
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A police state, if you can keep it.

Posted by: Things Ben Franklin might say at August 14, 2023 02:48 PM (fs1hN)

82 The House Speaker wasn't drunk. He was just impersonating Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 14, 2023 02:48 PM (lf83v)

83 ‘Go Now’ evacuations, emergency declaration for Lookout Fire after heat, winds spread Lane Co. wildfire

https://tinyurl.com/25ubevum

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 02:48 PM (qhmjS)

84 We have to get beyond the philosophy of, "As long as he supports the policies I like, then I will support him, no matter which laws and rules he breaks." Paxton is a genuinely dirty politician. He doesn't deserve Republican support.

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He implements policies I like. I'm looking for politicians that are into implementing my favored policies. I'm tired of politicians that merely feign support of my favored policies.

A benefit of Trump. Roe v. Wade is dead. Thank you sir.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 14, 2023 02:48 PM (sX1BW)

85 73 63 Paxton also sued the federal government over 2020 election results.


I'm sure that is the actual malfeasance that "Jim" is referring to

Can't be overlooked, nor under-punished!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM (AcWfM)

I was confused until I saw comment #20. Not me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

86 Paxton also sued the federal government over 2020 election results.
Posted by: Ben Had

And there it is. Take him out before 2024.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2023 02:48 PM (TZ75n)

87 Donald Trump defeated Jeb Bush in the in the 2016 Republican presidential primaries, ending Jeb’s political career. Trump was subsequently impeached

******************

Lol el Jebo...

He looked like a pencil salesman, he had the personality of a damp dishrag... if you stayed awake while he spoke, the only thing you could think about was what an utter imbecile he was

Corruption is the only way he ever got elected to governor in Florida

And he likely turned the state deep purple until Desantis turned it back red. He was as much of an utter failure of a human being as Biden's son... but without the interesting drama

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 14, 2023 02:48 PM (VTu1l)

88 78 Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb at August 14, 2023 02:47 PM (+akdz)

No thanks; don't wanna be like BJ Bill Clinton. You can keep your clap to yourself.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

89 Anybody care about his state securities fraud? No, I didn't think you'd care. It's all tribalism. If he's part of your tribe (politically) then all of his various crimes and violations are A ok.

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:49 PM (aZlZR)

90 Statewide elections are the funnel filter for the GOP. You'll see them fight harder inside their own Party at the state level than you will ever see them fight against any Democrat, at any level. Ever. Period.

The entire system is set up to keep anyone who isn't controlled opposition out of DC. Governor's races and Senate races in red states are for this purpose alone. If anybody but a Uniparty candidate makes it into one of those seats, it means the Party completely fucked up it's primary responsibility, and they act like it. It's why it so rarely happens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2023 02:49 PM (0FoWg)

91 39 We have to get beyond the philosophy of, "As long as he supports the policies I like, then I will support him, no matter which laws and rules he breaks." Paxton is a genuinely dirty politician. He doesn't deserve Republican support.

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:41 PM (aZlZR)

How many boosters can a human body hold?

Jim knows the answer.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 14, 2023 02:49 PM (KbCG3)

92 73 63 Paxton also sued the federal government over 2020 election results. I'm sure that is the actual malfeasance that "Jim" is referring to. Can't be overlooked, nor under-punished!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 14, 2023 02:46 PM

Sounds like he was part of the conspiracy to overthrow Democracy in the insurrectionist coup! He should be indicted along with Trump for conspiracy!!

Posted by: Concerned True Conservatives at August 14, 2023 02:49 PM (JCZqz)

93 I suppose a law to forbid anyone from running for any office higher governor if they are within two degrees of consanguinity of another person who held any office higher than governor would run afoul of the prohibition on bills of attainder.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2023 02:49 PM (ou9hh)

94 Stay out of the Bushes and never get out of the boat

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 14, 2023 02:49 PM (/6GbT)

95 Anybody care about his state securities fraud? No, I didn't think you'd care.

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You are correct, I do not care.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 14, 2023 02:50 PM (sX1BW)

96 Why would you believe the state governments weren't the same cesspit of stinking sewage rats as the DC hell hole?

Because my Governor is Gavin and he's dreamy!

Posted by: CA Wine Mom at August 14, 2023 02:50 PM (v0R5T)

97 --- in Texas the conservative base holds the power in primaries ---

That's why Cornyn and McCaul keep winning in the primary's.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2023 02:50 PM (AbYHm)

98 Also, Paxton's behavior with staff was so bad that their whistleblower accusations eventually led to the state of Texas paying them $3.3 million. Texas didn't do that because Paxton was victorious over a Bush in some election. Paxton is dirty (at best).

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:50 PM (aZlZR)

99 79 "I believe it was Ian Fleming who wrote, “Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.”

But we never seem to reach the "enemy action" phase.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 14, 2023 02:47 PM (tf4XU)

Clinton's was about Monica and about Clinton's lies under oath; don't think that was about Bush
Trump's was about trying to oust the deep state, not about Bush.
This impeachment? YMMV

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

100 Wait, I was under the impression that Billy Jeff was impeached because of his perjury, subornation of perjury, and obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Jack at August 14, 2023 02:50 PM (VUsY+)

101 Maybe the Bush family is as bad a s the barking moonbats said they were.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2023 02:51 PM (17s+e)

102 These one name posters sure are concerned.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2023 02:51 PM (lTGtQ)

103 And he likely turned the state deep purple until Desantis turned it back red. He was as much of an utter failure of a human being as Biden's son... but without the interesting drama
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 14, 2023 02:48 PM (VTu1l)

Well Jeeb did have a druggie daughter, who went to rehab. Much like Bidet's daughter.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 14, 2023 02:51 PM (yRved)

104 89 Anybody care about his state securities fraud? No, I didn't think you'd care. It's all tribalism. If he's part of your tribe (politically) then all of his various crimes and violations are A ok.
Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:49 PM (aZlZR)

Got more than a three word-er on that? If you persist in vague posts I'll start listening to my gut and ignore you.

Posted by: Inogame at August 14, 2023 02:51 PM (53oGX)

105 White House to unveil a system for tracking heat-related illnesses nationwide
President Joe Biden is under increasing pressure from lawmakers and state and local officials to do more to address an extreme heat crisis that has defined the summer of 2023.

https://tinyurl.com/tt3kb7xr

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 02:51 PM (qhmjS)

106 Im embarrassed to have ever supported the chimp mcbushhitler piece of shit

But slightly less embarrassed than voting for dipshit McCain
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 14, 2023 02:40 PM (VTu1l)

the ONLY thing that slightly mollifies me about those votes, is the alternatives were so much worse.

but man, it doesn't help much...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 14, 2023 02:51 PM (KZaqS)

107 I remember when Shrub beat Gore. I said to my dad that we had decent people back. What a con they ran.
How many of us would still hold Ollie North in high regard?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 14, 2023 02:51 PM (HaTLf)

108 I believe it was Ian Fleming who wrote, “Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.”

Heh. I literally just got to that line in Goldfinger last night.

Paxton also sued the federal government over 2020 election results.

Yup. He’s been on the right side of just about every issue before Texas and the country.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2023 02:52 PM (EXyHK)

109 The RINOs ate trying to pull Conservatives to the dark side

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2023 02:52 PM (MOY79)

110 two degrees of consanguinity
__________

I'll see your two degrees of consanguinity and raise you a dynasty.

Posted by: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. at August 14, 2023 02:52 PM (lf83v)

111 Huh, I was hoping to get details on the horrendous impeachable crimes that Paxton committed. 
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That's exactly what Paxon is saying, the charges are so vague he has no idea what he is supposed to have done wrong.

It really is, as "Jim" bleats above, "Paxton is icky."

Lord, save us from the Good, Pure Christians who insist we must only vote for Good, Pure Christians.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2023 02:52 PM (FGJND)

112 Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:50 PM (aZlZR)


Your concern is

Noted [X]
Other than Noted [_]

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 14, 2023 02:52 PM (aD39U)

113 We have to get beyond the philosophy of, "As long as he supports the policies I like, then I will support him, no matter which laws and rules he breaks." Paxton is a genuinely dirty politician. He doesn't deserve Republican support.


Our entire government is a grift at this point.

Getting people who do what I want in office is the only point of politics. I'm not going to be persuaded to be dignified or lawabiding or observant of norms or any of that nonsense. Paxton is a useful tool. He doesn't have to be anything else.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 14, 2023 02:52 PM (ppBhU)

114 --- in Texas the conservative base holds the power in primaries ---

That's why Cornyn and McCaul keep winning in the primary's.

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The sentiment is true, the base holds a lot of power in primaries. Doesn't mean they will always vote exactly the way we want. But Cornyn has never really had someone worthy of a challenge - like Cruz was to Dewhurst.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 14, 2023 02:52 PM (sX1BW)

115 And Paxton has rightly pointed out, not only are all the charges vague to the point he can't even mount a defense, but that--even if they are-- all these issues were before the voters in the last election, so they can only legally impeach him for the term already served--not the current term.
_____

No one is above the law.

Posted by: Rule of Man at August 14, 2023 02:52 PM (fs1hN)

116 95 Anybody care about his state securities fraud? No, I didn't think you'd care.
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You are correct, I do not care.


Rule of Law for thee, but not for me (and any/all of the people I like).

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:52 PM (aZlZR)

117 Saw a meme today; First part was someone asking, "Do the all bad guys get together in some secret lair to figure out what they're gonna do next?"
Someone responded, "Well, yes, after the owner of the island they met on died"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 02:53 PM (ynpvh)

118 I'm going to give you a sedative, Jim. Frankly, I doubt it will help.

Posted by: Zombie Bones McCoy at August 14, 2023 02:53 PM (Xrfse)

119 Getting people who do what I want in office is the only point of politics. I'm not going to be persuaded to be dignified or lawabiding or observant of norms or any of that nonsense. Paxton is a useful tool. He doesn't have to be anything else.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 14, 2023 02:52 PM (ppBhU)

Politicians are fecal matter by default. That I may get something out of the deal is the best case scenario.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 14, 2023 02:54 PM (KbCG3)

120 105 White House to unveil a system for tracking heat-related illnesses nationwide
President Joe Biden is under increasing pressure from lawmakers and state and local officials to do more to address an extreme heat crisis that has defined the summer of 2023.
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Are they gonna tax lawns?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 02:54 PM (bA3Ln)

121 Rule of Law for thee, but not for me (and any/all of the people I like).

----------------

Ah yes, the old Rule of Law, while our President and his coked up son continue to not be in jail.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 14, 2023 02:54 PM (sX1BW)

122 The shame of it all is that the scumbag Phelan ran unopposed last time around. I don't know if anyone has filed yet to run against him in the Primary, but there is still plenty of time left to do so. The rat bastard needs a challenger.

As to the rest of the RINOs in the House, we have a pretty good list based on their votes on the Paxton Impeachment. Each and every one who voted for needs a challenger.

It's time for a Texas RINO hunt.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at August 14, 2023 02:54 PM (aJmA5)

123 Ah tried to tell y'all 'bout that there Shrub.

Posted by: Molly Ivins, B.A. (Smith) at August 14, 2023 02:54 PM (PiwSw)

124 in Texas the conservative base holds the power in primaries ---

That's why Cornyn and McCaul keep winning in the primary's.




If someone had stepped up, Cornyn would be gone. Ted Cruz went from nobody to US senator in about 3 months, as soon as people saw they didn't have to pick the party's choice.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2023 02:55 PM (lTGtQ)

125 105 White House to unveil a system for tracking heat-related illnesses nationwide
President Joe Biden is under increasing pressure from lawmakers and state and local officials to do more to address an extreme heat crisis that has defined the summer of 2023.
_____

What about cold-related deaths, which occur 10 times as much as heat-related deaths?

Those deaths go against the narrative, f* them.
- Your Rulers

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2023 02:55 PM (fs1hN)

126 115 And Paxton has rightly pointed out, not only are all the charges vague to the point he can't even mount a defense, but that--even if they are-- all these issues were before the voters in the last election, so they can only legally impeach him for the term already served--not the current term.
_____

No one is above the law.

Posted by: Rule of Man at August 14, 2023 02:52 PM (fs1hN)

Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Barack Obama
Eric Holder
Lois Lerner
Jim Comey
Chris Wray
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

127 Anybody care about his state securities fraud?

You mean the state securities fraud that is such an urgent, burning concern that the charges have been pending for a decade or so?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 14, 2023 02:55 PM (ppBhU)

128 President Joe Biden is under increasing pressure from lawmakers and state and local officials to do more to address an extreme heat crisis that has defined the summer of 2023.

--

You know.

The summer that has been exactly like every summer for the last 100 years, except often cooler.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 14, 2023 02:55 PM (QsOFZ)

129 "under increasing pressure from lawmakers and state and local officials to do more to address an extreme heat crisis that has defined the summer of 2023."

"Extreme heat crisis" my foot.

If there were an extreme heat crisis, they'd have put up the fire restriction warnings in May. Y'know, like three years ago when it was in the 90s on Memorial Day.

The fire restriction just now went into effect last weekend. It's mid August. This has been the platonic ideal of summer, this year.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2023 02:55 PM (ou9hh)

130 We have to get beyond the philosophy of, "As long as he supports the policies I like, then I will support him, no matter which laws and rules he breaks." Paxton is a genuinely dirty politician. He doesn't deserve Republican support.
==

You are kidding right? If the dirtiest politician, whatever you mean by that, wins and implements the policies I want he is the RIGHT POLITICIAN. Period.

You fit in well with the "That is not who we are cuckservative wing of the GOPe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2023 02:56 PM (17s+e)

131 Maybe a law requiring everyone to wear a straw hat in the summer would work?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 02:56 PM (DmtxH)

132 129 "under increasing pressure from lawmakers and state and local officials to do more to address an extreme heat crisis that has defined the summer of 2023."

"Extreme heat crisis" my foot.

If there were an extreme heat crisis, they'd have put up the fire restriction warnings in May. Y'know, like three years ago when it was in the 90s on Memorial Day.

The fire restriction just now went into effect last weekend. It's mid August. This has been the platonic ideal of summer, this year.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2023 02:55 PM (ou9hh)

It is pretty hot...

Posted by: Lahaina, HA at August 14, 2023 02:56 PM (53oGX)

133 So what you're saying is, when given the opportunity, Republicans are JUST as unscrupulous and corrupt as Democrats.

Good to know.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2023 02:56 PM (dGCAG)

134 >Rule of Law for thee, but not for me (and any/all of the people I like).
Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:52 PM (aZlZR)

I learned it from you and your Democrat friends!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 14, 2023 02:56 PM (HHeVI)

135 Sorry, but anyone who talks about the 'Rule of Law' with a straight face is not someone I'm going to take seriously, considering that it's pretty much dead.

Sad to say, we now live under totalitarian rule, and it's just a matter of which faction currently rules.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 02:56 PM (qhmjS)

136 White House to unveil a system for tracking heat-related illnesses nationwide
President Joe Biden is under increasing pressure from lawmakers and state and local officials to do more to address an extreme heat crisis that has defined the summer of 2023.


Gee, it's hot in August. Who knew?

Posted by: Infidel at August 14, 2023 02:57 PM (n2500)

137 Don't forget that Paxton tried to follow the law and sued to get Harris County (Houston) to clean up it's election.

That, as much as anything, pissed off the RINGS.

Cause that's Abbott's stomping grounds and no way in hell are they going to let their share of that fraud (that they use to push their liberal candidates into the state) get taken away.

Notice that Abbott appointed his chief of staff as the interim AG?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2023 02:57 PM (FGJND)

138 Im embarrassed to have ever supported the chimp mcbushhitler piece of shit

But slightly less embarrassed than voting for dipshit McCain
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 14, 2023 02:40 PM (VTu1l)

the ONLY thing that slightly mollifies me about those votes, is the alternatives were so much worse.

but man, it doesn't help much...
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 14, 2023 02:51 PM

Same, agree with you both. I feel like I need to shower now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 02:57 PM (GwxCX)

139 White House to unveil a system for tracking heat-related illnesses nationwide
President Joe Biden is under increasing pressure from lawmakers and state and local officials to do more to address an extreme heat crisis that has defined the summer of 2023. ...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 02:51 PM (qhmjS)
++++
Boy, that's sure not to be a corrupt system full of lies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 02:57 PM (WkNQM)

140
Donald Trump defeated Jeb Bush in the in the 2016 Republican presidential primaries, ending Jeb’s political career. Trump was subsequently impeached.




To be fair, it was Jeb Bush who defeated Jeb Bush. Trump didn't have to lift a finger to trim that Bush.

I mean really? Fucking tip-toes???

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2023 02:57 PM (n+4am)

141 123 Ah tried to tell y'all 'bout that there Shrub.
Posted by: Molly Ivins, B.A. (Smith) at August 14, 2023 02:54 PM (PiwSw)

Fuck Molly Ivins with a shovel. Her and her fake, affected southern bullshitese. When she got cancer, I felt sorry for cancer. And wherever her mouldering corpse is buried is less fortunate than an EPA superfund site.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 14, 2023 02:58 PM (ppBhU)

142 Maybe a law requiring everyone to wear a straw hat in the summer would work?


--

Maybe tell all the yankees who moved down South to live down here for 30 years or so before deciding that normal everyday heat is Global Warming and we need to ban cars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 14, 2023 02:58 PM (QsOFZ)

143 "Extreme heat crisis" my foot.

************

Right the same heat crisis that is so bad that instead of using the actual temps they use the heat index to try to jazz up the hysteria.

And its 65 degrees here today. HEAT WAVE!!!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 14, 2023 02:58 PM (VTu1l)

144 Maybe a law requiring everyone to wear a straw hat in the summer would work?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 02:56 PM (DmtxH)

From the Susquehanna Hat Company?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2023 02:58 PM (4I/2K)

145 When she got cancer, I felt sorry for cancer.

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That's pretty funny.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 14, 2023 02:58 PM (sX1BW)

146 Gee, it's hot in August. Who knew?
Posted by: Infidel at August 14, 2023 02:57 PM

It get's hot in summer. Nobody could have seen that coming.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 02:58 PM (GwxCX)

147 White House to unveil a system for tracking heat-related illnesses nationwide
President Joe Biden is under increasing pressure from lawmakers and state and local officials to do more to address an extreme heat crisis that has defined the summer of 2023.

https://tinyurl.com/tt3kb7xr
Posted by: SMH


LOL

It's currently 92 degrees. In Texas. In August.

Bwahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 02:58 PM (nW4TA)

148 Hats are racist!

-National Review

Posted by: Inogame at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (53oGX)

149 139 White House to unveil a system for tracking heat-related illnesses nationwide
President Joe Biden is under increasing pressure from lawmakers and state and local officials to do more to address an extreme heat crisis that has defined the summer of 2023. ...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 02:51 PM (qhmjS)
++++
Boy, that's sure not to be a corrupt system full of lies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 02:57 PM (WkNQM)

And no mention of Winter related deaths. I've seen the charts, and those deaths are about 10x of heat-related deaths.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (ynpvh)

150

Stay out de Booshes!
Saty out de Booshes!

Posted by: Jess.E. Jackson at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (63Dwl)

151 Any man not wearing a straw hat spends the night in the box.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (aD39U)

152 You mean the state securities fraud that is such an urgent, burning concern that the charges have been pending for a decade or so?

I tried to look into them when I first heard about them a couple of years ago. They have all the appearance of being ridiculously vague, purposely so as to be able to keep them alive, and purely partisan.

I don’t trust any politician, including Paxton, but there doesn’t seem to be anything to these particular charges.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (EXyHK)

153 Maybe a law requiring everyone to wear a straw hat in the summer would work?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 02:56 PM (DmtxH)

From the Susquehanna Hat Company?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Slowly I turned...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (nW4TA)

154 Half of the Republicans in the Texas House voted to impeach Paxton. Do you think half of the Republicans in the Texas House are Rinos? They were pushed to do this by Paxton's actions. HE forced this.

Also, if you think corruption and breaking the law are just standard politician characteristics, and all that really matters is their policies, then why do you complain about the corruption and illegal acts of other politicians? It matters for the politicians you don't like, but it doesn't matter for the politicians you do like. That's not just a double standard: that's no standard at all.

Also, don't vote in any election. They are all rigged by Democrats, so voting is a waste of time. You can believe this because J.J. Sefton said so.

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (aZlZR)

155 It's currently 92 degrees. In Texas. In August.

Bwahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: rickb223
___

79 here in southern IL.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (qhmjS)

156 Heat-related lives saved or created!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (4I/2K)

157 140
Donald Trump defeated Jeb Bush in the in the 2016 Republican presidential primaries, ending Jeb’s political career. Trump was subsequently impeached.
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As I recall, Jeb shot himself in the foot the first day of his 'campaign' by telling us Immigration Is Love. At that moment, he had the largest campaign chest and all the endorsements from right proper Gopers nationwide.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (HTCOy)

158 White House to unveil a system for tracking heat-related illnesses nationwide
President Joe Biden is under increasing pressure from lawmakers and state and local officials to do more to address an extreme heat crisis that has defined the summer of 2023.


Ironically, this makes sense. They are burning Rome...might as well keep track of the temperature.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2023 03:00 PM (Xrfse)

159 Right the same heat crisis that is so bad that instead of using the actual temps they use the heat index to try to jazz up the hysteria.

And its 65 degrees here today. HEAT WAVE!!!
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

not even in 80, in OK, in the middle of August...

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2023 03:00 PM (CIS44)

160 Fuck Molly Ivins with a shovel. by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 14, 2023 02:58 PM

Well, now you could.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 03:00 PM (GwxCX)

161 but not for me (and any/all of the people I like).
Posted by: Jim

The Bidens are guilty Jim, how do you like them?
Ilhan Omar married her brother to commit immigration fraud. How do you like her Jim?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 14, 2023 03:00 PM (zbP2D)

162 Maybe a law requiring everyone to wear a straw hat in the summer would work?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 02:56 PM (DmtxH)
++++
Great idea!

But to make it fair, we must issue straw hats to those who are unable to afford them. We will ensure a fair and equitable bidding system is in place to ensure adequate straw hat contracting integrity. My cousin Tony is in the straw hat business, and he can help us make sure that we have a fair bidding and distribution structure.

Posted by: Legislator at August 14, 2023 03:00 PM (WkNQM)

163 I'm guessing hats are pretty racist.

And don't even think about mentioning helmets.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 14, 2023 03:00 PM (QsOFZ)

164 157 140
Donald Trump defeated Jeb Bush in the in the 2016 Republican presidential primaries, ending Jeb’s political career. Trump was subsequently impeached.
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As I recall, Jeb shot himself in the foot the first day of his 'campaign' by telling us Immigration Is Love. At that moment, he had the largest campaign chest and all the endorsements from right proper Gopers nationwide.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (HTCOy)

He shoulda hunted with Dick Cheney. Then he'd know what being shot in the face would feel like.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 03:00 PM (ynpvh)

165 And no mention of Winter related deaths. I've seen the charts, and those deaths are about 10x of heat-related deaths.


yeah but we like those deaths - Your Betters, Wintering on Grand Cayman

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 14, 2023 03:01 PM (AcWfM)

166 Sorry, but anyone who talks about the 'Rule of Law' with a straight face is not someone I'm going to take seriously, considering that it's pretty much dead.

Sad to say, we now live under totalitarian rule, and it's just a matter of which faction currently rules.
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The rule of law, norms, mean tweets, pword. It just Country club rino for you'll vote for who we tell you to vote for...

Posted by: Simplemind at August 14, 2023 03:01 PM (NGFVa)

167 Do you think half of the Republicans in the Texas House are Rinos?

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I'd say its more like 2/3.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 14, 2023 03:01 PM (sX1BW)

168 You mean the state securities fraud that is such an urgent, burning concern that the charges have been pending for a decade or so?

I tried to look into them when I first heard about them a couple of years ago. They have all the appearance of being ridiculously vague, purposely so as to be able to keep them alive, and purely partisan.

I don’t trust any politician, including Paxton, but there doesn’t seem to be anything to these particular charges.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair


If it takes you 8 years to charge someone, stfu & stfd.

Seriously.
(Not you SPB)

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 03:01 PM (nW4TA)

169 If you still vote Republican, you deserve what you get.

Stuff like this is par for their course.

If you don't play, you won't win. If you do play, you also won't win. So why do people still play?

How this long-con still works is a mystery to me... It needs some new word. Like super-ultra-mega-long-con. They've been running this shell game for three quarters of a century, and their marks still line up for the next ass-blasting, as if they had a hereditary duty to be blasted right in the ass.

SMDH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2023 03:01 PM (0FoWg)

170 Half of the Republicans in the Texas House voted to impeach Paxton. Do you think half of the Republicans in the Texas House are Rinos?
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Uh, yes? I thought it would be more than half though.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2023 03:01 PM (fs1hN)

171 And no mention of Winter related deaths. I've seen the charts, and those deaths are about 10x of heat-related deaths.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (ynpvh)
++++
But those can't be blamed on the Dread Global Warming, so that mustn't be discussed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (WkNQM)

172 I'm too angry about this to make a comment.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (NpAcC)

173 We need commonsense straw hat control.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (xTRSc)

174 It's currently 92 degrees. In Texas. In August.

Bwahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 02:58 PM (nW4TA)

100 currently in my little slice of suburban Houston, Texas where the sun shines most of the time.

Going to 105 this afternoon. A-gin!

Posted by: Count de Monet, 24 Hours At A Time at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (4I/2K)

175 154 Half of the Republicans in the Texas House voted to impeach Paxton. Do you think half of the Republicans in the Texas House are Rinos?

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (aZlZR)

Yes, Jim. I do. I think more than half (because I'm sure some were allowed to vote no by agreement) are machine RINOs. I have no proof or data, but what I know bout political machines entrenched in states tells me this is true.

Posted by: Inogame at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (53oGX)

176 We're barely going to crack 70 today in northern MN, 90's by the weekend and maybe a shot at breaking 100 by mid next week. So all week there will be NO stories about the weather (unless Biden calls) But next week will be ZOMG! We're all dying from your F150 hater!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (GwxCX)

177 Did you know Comanches would never scalp a black guy. They called them Buffalo Soldiers cuz their hair reminded them of buffaloes.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (HTCOy)

178 I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.

Posted by: Homer J. Simpson at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (1WSeq)

179 105 White House to unveil a system for tracking heat-related illnesses nationwide
President Joe Biden is under increasing pressure from lawmakers and state and local officials to do more to address an extreme heat crisis that has defined the summer of 2023.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 02:51 PM

Ah, yes. The old "Something bad is happening, so the government has to do something, even if it doesn't actually help". Works on retarded liberals every time.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

180 My cousin Tony is in the straw hat business, and he can help us make sure that we have a fair bidding and distribution structure.
Posted by: Legislator
____

Can you make sure that Tony's hat company qualifies as a woman or minority owned business? Please and thank you.

Posted by: Administrative State at August 14, 2023 03:03 PM (fs1hN)

181 171 And no mention of Winter related deaths. I've seen the charts, and those deaths are about 10x of heat-related deaths.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (ynpvh)
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But those can't be blamed on the Dread Global Warming, so that mustn't be discussed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (WkNQM)

So, taking the next logical step, if they could somehow LOWER world temps, the number of winter cold deaths, already 10X summer heat deaths, would increase substantially while summer heat deaths MIGHT lower a little, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 03:03 PM (ynpvh)

182 You are kidding right? If the dirtiest politician, whatever you mean by that, wins and implements the policies I want he is the RIGHT POLITICIAN. Period.
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But Trump said "pussy" and we're tired of all the drama.

If we just give up and nominate another candidate, the Democrats will be fair and return to normalcy and civility.

This was proven as the smart, tactical-- and only realistic--plan when we chose the Right Type of Republicans and won with President McCain and President Romney.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2023 03:03 PM (FGJND)

183 in PA 100 percent of our state R legislators are RINOs! so probably yeah in TX it could be over 70 percent

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 14, 2023 03:03 PM (AcWfM)

184 And no mention of Winter related deaths. I've seen the charts, and those deaths are about 10x of heat-related deaths.
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Yankees understand cold. And no one is moving anywhere to say "It's much colder than it ever was during my childhood in Georgia, which must mean it's Global Warming!!!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 14, 2023 03:03 PM (QsOFZ)

185 "Do you think half of the Republicans in the Texas House are Rinos? They were pushed to do this by Paxton's actions."

Um, yes? And, yes, they were "pushed" to do this because Paxton is the conservative in this spectrum. Why would one not expect RINOs to oppose - legitimately or illegitimately - the conservative? That's what political opportunism is.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 14, 2023 03:03 PM (8X7eW)

186 As I recall, Jeb shot himself in the foot the first day of his 'campaign' by telling us Immigration Is Love.

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He said it was an Act of Love. Any Republican at the Fed level would full-throatedly agree.

PS their throats are definitely full. Full of monkeypox.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2023 03:03 PM (0FoWg)

187 I'm guessing hats are pretty racist.

And don't even think about mentioning helmets.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 14, 2023 03:00 PM (QsOFZ)

Ant eaters.

Posted by: Count de Monet, 24 Hours At A Time at August 14, 2023 03:04 PM (4I/2K)

188 Did you know Comanches would never scalp a black guy. They called them Buffalo Soldiers cuz their hair reminded them of buffaloes.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (HTCOy)
........

Never saw the value in Brillo Pads, eh?

Posted by: wth at August 14, 2023 03:04 PM (v0R5T)

189 171 And no mention of Winter related deaths. I've seen the charts, and those deaths are about 10x of heat-related deaths.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (ynpvh)
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But those can't be blamed on the Dread Global Warming, so that mustn't be discussed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (WkNQM)

=======

I was assured by The Day After Tomorrow that global warming would lead to massive ice storms that instantly freeze all of New York and send the American population south over the Mexican border in such a wonderful bit of irony.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

190 We have to get beyond the philosophy of, "As long as he supports the policies I like, then I will support him, no matter which laws and rules he breaks." Paxton is a genuinely dirty politician. He doesn't deserve Republican support.
Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 02:41 PM (aZlZR)

New nic... hmmm, let's go to the scorecard, shall we?

Single syllable first name: Check
Starts with the word "we" as if we're all on some team: Check
Sets up a strawman argument: Check
Asserts the guilt of the party in question: Check
Renders judgement on the basis of his own assertion: Check

Ok, looking at the scorecard, I think we, the jury, have rendered OUR verdict: You are a dirty stupid trolly troll what trolls.

Go away now, or we shall taunt you another time.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2023 03:05 PM (dGCAG)

191 He said it was an Act of Love. Any Republican at the Fed level would full-throatedly agree.
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Leaf Blowers from coast to coast. This must be Lawn Maintenance Destiny.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 03:05 PM (DmtxH)

192 This busty bikini brunette in a field of flowers is not sure whether Paxton is good or bad, but has also concluded that politics is universally dirty and corrupt and so any politician accusing another politician of anything is bad is merely the pot calling the kettle black for the purposes of palace intrigue:
https://is.gd/fOZ9gB

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:06 PM (WkNQM)

193 188 Did you know Comanches would never scalp a black guy. They called them Buffalo Soldiers cuz their hair reminded them of buffaloes.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (HTCOy)
........

Never saw the value in Brillo Pads, eh?
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A Brillo Pad on a war lance just doesn't say flair.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 03:06 PM (DmtxH)

194 If we just give up and nominate another candidate, the Democrats will be fair and return to normalcy and civility.

Yeah, if we're good boys and eat all our num nums, they'll go back to calling us Metaphorical Hitler instead of Literal Hitler. Behave and reap the rewards, fellow crypto-nazis.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 14, 2023 03:06 PM (ppBhU)

195 Leaf Blowers from coast to coast. This must be Lawn Maintenance Destiny.

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Ha.

Like the wealthy folks on Martha's Vineyard keeping four or five of the highly publicized illegals on the island so that they would have someone to do cheap roofing and yard work.

(true story)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 14, 2023 03:06 PM (QsOFZ)

196 A stunning coincidence (PJW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdbvCjYDHLI

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 14, 2023 03:06 PM (8T/7H)

197 189 171 And no mention of Winter related deaths. I've seen the charts, and those deaths are about 10x of heat-related deaths.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 02:59 PM (ynpvh)
++++
But those can't be blamed on the Dread Global Warming, so that mustn't be discussed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:02 PM (WkNQM)

=======

I was assured by The Day After Tomorrow that global warming would lead to massive ice storms that instantly freeze all of New York and send the American population south over the Mexican border in such a wonderful bit of irony.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

All the heat magically disappears, clouds form (which need heat to form, as moisture in the air requires heat to get it there form the ocean) to reflect sunshine away (instead of holding heat in like AGW proponents say)...Yeah, right.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

198 My cousin Tony is in the straw hat business, and he can help us make sure that we have a fair bidding and distribution structure.
Posted by: Legislator
____

Can you make sure that Tony's hat company qualifies as a woman or minority owned business? Please and thank you.
Posted by: Administrative State


Tony = Antonio.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 03:07 PM (nW4TA)

199 Been a pretty mild summer here in my part of CO. Today is perfect, 72 and sunny, with a slight breeze to make it feel even cooler. We got a lot of rain in May and June, and even into July.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 14, 2023 03:07 PM (xPJvm)

200 Why yes, I DO actually regret my 3 Bush votes way more than my McCain and Romney votes.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 14, 2023 03:07 PM (0q+t6)

201 Real estate investors are cold calling Maui residents, trying to buy up land.

https://is.gd/VwCoMR

Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2023 03:08 PM (0N1h0)

202 154 Half of the Republicans in the Texas House voted to impeach Paxton. Do you think half of the Republicans in the Texas House are Rinos? They were pushed to do this by Paxton's actions. HE forced this.

Also, if you think corruption and breaking the law are just standard politician characteristics, and all that really matters is their policies, then why do you complain about the corruption and illegal acts of other politicians? It matters for the politicians you don't like, but it doesn't matter for the politicians you do like. That's not just a double standard: that's no standard at all.

Also, don't vote in any election. They are all rigged by Democrats, so voting is a waste of time. You can believe this because J.J. Sefton said so.
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All that verbiage and you still haven't provided any details other than a vague reference to "securities fraud" in one of your many asinine posts. Most of us here are not from TX. I'm not a Texan myself. We're probably persuadable if you bothered to make detailed arguments. But you seem to have come here to do some 'concern trolling'.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 14, 2023 03:08 PM (+b4rY)

203 I'd like to see a law introduced requiring Phelan and the rest of these drunk politicians (BIRM) to pass a sobriety test before voting on any bills.

Make them walk a straight line, count backwards, say the alphabet backwards, stand on 1 leg, then put it on pay for view.

We would'nt even need any taxes (sales, fuel, tobacco , property etc). Texas could support itself on pay for view deepstate drunken antics alone.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2023 03:08 PM (cCxiu)

204 106 forecasted for Sunday.

Cause the lawns and shrubbery aren't crispy enough yet.

Posted by: Count de Monet, 24 Hours At A Time at August 14, 2023 03:08 PM (4I/2K)

205 201 Real estate investors are cold calling Maui residents, trying to buy up land.

https://is.gd/VwCoMR

Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2023 03:08 PM (0N1h0)

Well, some lawyers chase ambulances...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 03:08 PM (ynpvh)

206 201 Real estate investors are cold calling Maui residents, trying to buy up land.


and there it is!

coming soon to a formerly vibrant city near you!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 14, 2023 03:08 PM (AcWfM)

207 Real estate investors are cold calling Maui residents, trying to buy up land.

https://is.gd/VwCoMR
Posted by: bonhomme


Sell them city hall and be gone as soon as the check clears.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 03:08 PM (nW4TA)

208 https://is.gd/fOZ9gB
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:06 PM (WkNQM)

Somewhere Dennis Moore is suddenly very intrigued.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 14, 2023 03:09 PM (xPJvm)

209 Tony = Antonio.
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I thought that guy sold Prince Spaghetti? He was always late getting home, too.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 03:09 PM (2graF)

210 Any politician who can move me to vote for him will necessarily be a lawbreaker. He'd have to *promise* to break laws - big, important laws, in a world-historical blaze of lawbreaking glory - before I'm even going to listen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2023 03:09 PM (0FoWg)

211 The sentiment is true, the base holds a lot of power in primaries. Doesn't mean they will always vote exactly the way we want. But Cornyn has never really had someone worthy of a challenge - like Cruz was to Dewhurst.
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 14, 2023 02:52 PM (sX1BW)
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That's the deal. That's why they win.
Pubbies control the primary assuring that the 'chosen one' gets the votes.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2023 03:09 PM (AbYHm)

212 We have no chance to make it as a country unless we deal with the GOPe. They have more common ground and respect for the most extreme of the left than their base. We can't just keep electing them because the democrat might be worse. Nothing is worse than a republican who will betray you to serve themselves.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2023 03:09 PM (slgIg)

213
George P Bush?


Meh.

I got that beat.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at August 14, 2023 03:09 PM (QzZeQ)

214 It's currently 92 degrees. In Texas. In August.

Bwahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 02:58 PM (nW4TA)


Currently in Waco, TX it is 101 degrees.
Currently in Dallas it is 99 degrees.

Must be a cold front.Yesterday the high was 106 degrees in Dallas.

Posted by: Glenn John at August 14, 2023 03:10 PM (RilAR)

215 That being said, I honestly don't know if Paxton is guilty of any "crime" or not. I am of the opinion though, if I ever find myself on an actual jury, there's about a 97% chance I'm going to vote Not Guilty.

Why?

Because prosecutors are generally bigger criminals than the defendants, wearing their suits and ties to hide the scum that is underneath.

You really have to convince me he did it. And I don't believe anything anybody says about anything, so don't be relying on some confession your cops beat and coerced out of the poor sap. I need actual proof.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2023 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

216 212 We have no chance to make it as a country unless we deal with the GOPe. They have more common ground and respect for the most extreme of the left than their base. We can't just keep electing them because the democrat might be worse. Nothing is worse than a republican who will betray you to serve themselves.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2023 03:09 PM (slgIg)

=======

I advocated for voting for Dan Crenshaw's Democrat opponent last year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

217 Geez, Texas is one of the States I am thinking of retiring to. If these RINO's get their way Texas might head the way of Colorado.

Fuck the Bush's, they, like the Kennedy's, Clintons and Obama's should go the way of the dodo.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 14, 2023 03:10 PM (qoLdL)

218 Real estate investors are cold calling Maui residents, trying to buy up land.

https://is.gd/VwCoMR
Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2023 03:08 PM

Seemed like a lot of the pictures showed ritzy properties surviving in a sea of devistation. Hmmm.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 03:10 PM (GwxCX)

219 I advocated for voting for Dan Crenshaw's Democrat opponent last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:10 PM

We should keep an eye out for you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 03:11 PM (GwxCX)

220 Any politician who can move me to vote for him will necessarily be a lawbreaker. He'd have to *promise* to break laws - big, important laws, in a world-historical blaze of lawbreaking glory - before I'm even going to listen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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But what about our NORMZ!!!!!

Posted by: Becky suburban, flat flatassed wineterian at August 14, 2023 03:11 PM (NGFVa)

221 I advocated for voting for Dan Crenshaw's Democrat opponent last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

But he has an eye patch and makes videos in front of things blowing up

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2023 03:11 PM (CIS44)

222 All that verbiage and you still haven't provided any details other than a vague reference to "securities fraud" in one of your many asinine posts. Most of us here are not from TX. I'm not a Texan myself. We're probably persuadable if you bothered to make detailed arguments. But you seem to have come here to do some 'concern trolling'.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 14, 2023 03:08 PM (+b4rY)

Here, here.
I did see some articles regarding the $3.3Million payout and Paxton's apologies to those he fired (the so-called whistleblowers), and that he employed a woman he supposedly had an affair with. MSM articles, so YMMV.
e.g. https://is.gd/8SdKVi

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 03:11 PM (ynpvh)

223 221 I advocated for voting for Dan Crenshaw's Democrat opponent last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

But he has an eye patch and makes videos in front of things blowing up
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2023 03:11 PM (CIS44)

======

But Democrats are worse, I hear.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

224
*whew*

I've been pouring and finishing concrete all day,, man,, I sure could use some lunch. Anyone else up for a bologna sandwich?

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 14, 2023 03:12 PM (5hfjS)

225 Gee, it's hot in August. Who knew?
Posted by: Infidel at August 14, 2023 02:57 PM
===

The weather app on iPhone is always saying that 5-10 days out it will be 90F or 102F here in Santa Barbara this summer. We have yet to have a 90F day. Most days are in the low 80s if it gets to 80. Coolest summer in my life here. We definitely are 11-15F degrees colder everyday this summer. But hey keep pushing the burning planet narrative on Apple.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2023 03:12 PM (17s+e)

226 "Do you think half of the Republicans in the Texas House are Rinos? They were pushed to do this by Paxton's actions."
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No.
They are not just RINOs, they are Stupid RINO's.

Their legislative output is borderline illiterate, convoluted and intentionally weak.

The Republicans rule the state from top to bottom yet we still have serious and legitimate concerns that it could flip blue.
Because they block actual, serious conservative laws.

You really think the "private cause of action to sue abortion providers " was serious? It was intentionally allowed to pass because they were sure it would get tossed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2023 03:12 PM (FGJND)

227 "So, taking the next logical step, if they could somehow LOWER world temps, the number of winter cold deaths, already 10X summer heat deaths, would increase substantially while summer heat deaths MIGHT lower a little, right?"

Yes, but they're not measuring cold deaths. The metric is heat deaths and how we need to eliminate those by any means necessary.

Cold deaths are irrelevant to the metric.

/

Posted by: Fed.gov beancounter at August 14, 2023 03:12 PM (ou9hh)

228 I'd like to see a law introduced requiring Phelan and the rest of these drunk politicians (BIRM) to pass a sobriety test before voting on any bills.


Just call my friend, Greg!

Posted by: Frmr Travis County, Texas District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg BAC .23 at August 14, 2023 03:12 PM (4I/2K)

229 Don't think Cornyn doesn't have a hand in wanting Paxton gone.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2023 03:12 PM (3AatT)

230 Seemed like a lot of the pictures showed ritzy properties surviving in a sea of devistation. Hmmm.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 03:10 PM (GwxCX)
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I'm not sure. I saw some stuff that looked like that, but I suspect it comes down to construction (concrete vs. wood). I have no idea if the concrete structures actually survived, or if they just remained standing and are burned out inside.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:12 PM (WkNQM)

231 Why yes, I DO actually regret my 3 Bush votes way more than my McCain and Romney votes.
Posted by: uniparty


I regert all of them except Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 03:12 PM (nW4TA)

232 Buck, your Ian Fleming quote, as I'm sure you know, is from the novel Goldfinger. Though I can't recall if GF himself says it to Bond, or Bond says it to him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2023 03:13 PM (J2vNu)

233 Paxton has won, in court, 35 times against Joey B.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2023 03:13 PM (AbYHm)

234
Awwwww, did widdle Georgie's feewings get hurt? Tooooo bad, widdle boy. Go suck your thumb in the corner with your low energy daddy, Yeb.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2023 03:13 PM (5pZqO)

235 217 Geez, Texas is one of the States I am thinking of retiring to. If these RINO's get their way Texas might head the way of Colorado.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 14, 2023 03:10 PM

Talk about throwing the baby out of the pan and into the kettle black fire, or whatever...

Posted by: Confused Moron at August 14, 2023 03:13 PM (pIzTo)

236 Seemed like a lot of the pictures showed ritzy properties surviving in a sea of devistation. Hmmm.
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Not surprising. Money can buy their own water systems to protect themselves. Diesel generators as well. They probably also maintain fire breaks around the property, as well.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 03:13 PM (2graF)

237 "Real estate investors are cold calling Maui residents, trying to buy up land."

I hope everyone of them gets cussed out until they are too traumatized to ever pick up a phone again.

Posted by: Fed.gov beancounter at August 14, 2023 03:13 PM (ou9hh)

238 219 I advocated for voting for Dan Crenshaw's Democrat opponent last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:10 PM

We should keep an eye out for you.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 03:11 PM (GwxCX)

ICWYDT

Posted by: Inogame at August 14, 2023 03:13 PM (53oGX)

239 It's so hot I could fry an egg on my arse!!!

Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2023 03:13 PM (Xrfse)

240 It's obvious the Bush, Clinton Barky chum gatherings they are Deep State headed

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2023 03:14 PM (MOY79)

241 It's so hot I could fry an egg on my arse!!!
Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2023 03:13 PM (Xrfse)
++++
Go on...

Posted by: Pete Boot-Edge-Edge at August 14, 2023 03:14 PM (WkNQM)

242 232 Buck, your Ian Fleming quote, as I'm sure you know, is from the novel Goldfinger. Though I can't recall if GF himself says it to Bond, or Bond says it to him.
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Wasn't it GF saying it to Pussy Galore?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 03:14 PM (2graF)

243 We should keep an eye out for you.

Yes. Let's hope he's not armed.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 14, 2023 03:15 PM (Xrfse)

244 In response to a question in today's WH press conference about when we'll hear from the President about the disaster in Maui, KJP said (paraphrasing),
The President made a statement last Thursday and you'll hear more from him this week, but look this is something the President is clearly concerned about and blah, blah, blah."

Joe is clearly concerned? No, that's not clear, KJP, that's why the reporter asked you when we'll hear from him, you propagandist mop-top!

The Junta sticks our nose in it every chance they get. She could have said Joe is very concerned, or used a hundred adjectives to describe Joe's level of concern. "Clearly" doesn't mean anything - Joe could be truly concerned or be concerned he must pretend to give a sh!t about what happens in a place on the other side of the world, a place where he already has its Electoral College votes pocketed.

A trip to Maui is now totally TBD per KJP. Maybe Joe needs a lot of time before meeting with realives of the dead to write a note card with his story about how Beau died in a climate-warming caused wildfire in Iraq.

Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2023 03:15 PM (AMIL/)

245 227 "So, taking the next logical step, if they could somehow LOWER world temps, the number of winter cold deaths, already 10X summer heat deaths, would increase substantially while summer heat deaths MIGHT lower a little, right?"

Yes, but they're not measuring cold deaths. The metric is heat deaths and how we need to eliminate those by any means necessary.

Cold deaths are irrelevant to the metric.

/
Posted by: Fed.gov beancounter at August 14, 2023 03:12 PM (ou9hh)

You think cold deaths are bad now.. just wait till we get rid of natural gas heating...

Posted by: EPA at August 14, 2023 03:15 PM (53oGX)

246 It's currently 92 degrees. In Texas. In August.

Bwahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 02:58 PM (nW4TA)


Currently in Waco, TX it is 101 degrees.
Currently in Dallas it is 99 degrees.

Must be a cold front.Yesterday the high was 106 degrees in Dallas.
Posted by: Glenn John


It is. Overnight low is supposed to be 62. Twenty degrees cooler than normal.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 03:15 PM (nW4TA)

247 Don't think Cornyn doesn't have a hand in wanting Paxton gone.
Posted by: Ben Had

As he would take cornyn out in a primary in a heartbeat if he decided sen over gov

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2023 03:15 PM (CIS44)

248 NBC News, Aug 6, In part... “We were concerned about heat with outdoor workers at the beginning of the Obama administration,” said Debbie Berkowitz, who served within it as a senior official for the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. “But as time went on, it was clear that indoor workers were suffering from heat stress,” too.

Washington is taking greater note. The Biden administration issued heat safety orders last month, and Democrats recently advanced new workplace protections. Union efforts, including a UPS labor deal set to air-condition vehicles for the first time, have added momentum. But as the 2024 presidential campaign revs up, policy efforts risk slowing even as the climate crisis intensifies.

It's NONSENCE. They took the easiest sites in which they can BS employers to "measure" for the greater good, i.e., union or potential union personnel.

If they knew how legally over decades, the Secretary (of Labor) would have promulgated laws but didn't because measurement and enforcement are virtually impossible. In lieu of promulgating laws, Fact Sheets and Hazard Warnings are available - the SAME as for several decades. No laws, beatable citations.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 14, 2023 03:16 PM (GshMh)

249 Is this what democracy looks like? Hmm, democracy must have gotten a facelift or Botox.

Posted by: InZona at August 14, 2023 03:16 PM (5GZJ1)

250 Well since I cannot find a single word about WHAT he is being impeached for, I find that an iron clad sign that whatever it is, he definitely did, since there apparently is no defense to be provided, only that this is a political witch hunt.

Which it may be. But if you aren't going to say what he is being accused of, chances are about 100% that he did whatever they claim

Posted by: deadrody at August 14, 2023 03:16 PM (kYmXc)

251 The very best and brightest, yo~!

@CitizenFreePres 11m
KJP mispronounced the name of Hawaii's Sen. Mazie Hirono and then called her a man.

"Senator Hareeno, he thanked the president..."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2023 03:16 PM (IG4Id)

252 I wonder if 102ZZZ's sweat much in 105 degree Gulf Coast heat?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2023 03:16 PM (4I/2K)

253 I believe it was Ian Fleming who wrote, “Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.”

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"And four times is a conspiracy theory! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 14, 2023 03:17 PM (9UaSi)

254 239 It's so hot I could fry an egg on my arse!!!
Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2023 03:13 PM (Xrfse)

Not mine!

Posted by: Brie Larson at August 14, 2023 03:17 PM (53oGX)

255 252 I wonder if 102ZZZ's sweat much in 105 degree Gulf Coast heat?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2023 03:16 PM (4I/2K)

A sauna under there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2023 03:17 PM (ynpvh)

256
Texas House Speaker Dade Phelan, ... conducting business while being intoxicated.


That was positively Bidenesque

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2023 03:17 PM (5pZqO)

257 Dan Crenshaw is locked in until he chooses to leave.

He's got Abbott's Harris County fraud machine behind him.

Backstopped by having his district in the heart of RINO land--Democrats who want lower taxes cause they live in million-dollar homes.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2023 03:18 PM (FGJND)

258 https://pjmedia.com/purported trump indictment doc appears then mysteriously disappears from-fulton county website

Georgia DA trying to get DJT's head first

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2023 03:18 PM (MOY79)

259 But if you aren't going to say what he is being accused of, chances are about 100% that he did whatever they claim
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Strike that! Reverse it.

Posted by: Willy Wonka politics geenyoos at August 14, 2023 03:19 PM (NGFVa)

260 The difference between Bush republicans and democrats? Nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2023 02:35 PM (lTGtQ)

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They lost me when I found out they were besties with Clintons.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 14, 2023 03:19 PM (3JfbU)

261 Bonus 'tardation:

@townhallcom 32m
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE:

Wildfires in Hawaii have been "a devastating devastation."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2023 03:19 PM (IG4Id)

262 260 The difference between Bush republicans and democrats? Nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 14, 2023 02:35 PM (lTGtQ)

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They lost me when I found out they were besties with Clintons.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 14, 2023 03:19 PM (3JfbU)

I'll befriend the Clintons or die trying!

Posted by: Jeffrey E at August 14, 2023 03:20 PM (53oGX)

263 Paxton also went after Big Pharma and Big Tech, and our corrupt RINO class in Austin simply can't have that. Outsiders think of Texas as being populated by rock-ribbed Conservative stalwarts. That is not the case. Think what a useless pile of excrement John Cornyn is, and then imagine that pile of stool on steroids. THAT is the GOP House in the Lone Star State.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 14, 2023 03:20 PM (KEWDx)

264 It's so hot I could fry an egg on my arse!!!
Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2023 03:13 PM (Xrfse)

Not mine!
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 14, 2023 03:17 PM

Why not, it's flat.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 03:20 PM (GwxCX)

265 @townhallcom 32m
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE:

Wildfires in Hawaii have been "a devastating devastation."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2023 03:19 PM (IG4Id)
++++
Ah, so she's channeling her inner Kamala.

This is very informative information.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:20 PM (WkNQM)

266 I get the feeling that "jim" is so afflicted by Paxton's E-VIL that he may need penis-to-mouth resusitation.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 14, 2023 03:21 PM (ppBhU)

267 Paxton has won, in court, 35 times against Joey B.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2023 03:13 PM (AbYHm

^^^^THERE^^^

That is the real reason for getting rid of Paxton. Dictators don't like losing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2023 03:21 PM (17s+e)

268 264 It's so hot I could fry an egg on my arse!!!
Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2023 03:13 PM (Xrfse)

Not mine!
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 14, 2023 03:17 PM

Why not, it's flat.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 03:20 PM (GwxCX)

Stonk empowered womans don't lay down on the job!

Posted by: Brie Larson at August 14, 2023 03:21 PM (53oGX)

269 265 @townhallcom 32m
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE:

Wildfires in Hawaii have been "a devastating devastation."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2023 03:19 PM (IG4Id)
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C'mon Jack, burnt bodies look all the same. Imagine their terror in not knowing what to say?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023 03:21 PM (2graF)

270 KARINE JEAN-PIERRE:

Wildfires in Hawaii have been "a devastating devastation."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2023 03:19 PM

He ran calling wildfire!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 03:21 PM (GwxCX)

271 Drunk, hell no. Just a little bit of simple authentic frontier gibberish, mixed in with some scotch and stuff we learned in the frat house at Yale.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2023 03:21 PM (0EOe9)

272 Wildfires in Hawaii have been "a devastating devastation."

Makes sense to me!

Posted by: Zombie Norm Crosby at August 14, 2023 03:22 PM (Xrfse)

273
A trip to Maui is now totally TBD per KJP. Maybe Joe needs a lot of time before meeting with realives of the dead to write a note card with his story about how Beau died in a climate-warming caused wildfire in Iraq.
Posted by: Gref


I thought that he expired from thermal shock after jumping into the ice-cold Euphrates River during a 112 degrees in the shade day in Baghdad.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2023 03:22 PM (5pZqO)

274 Afternoon.

Minor bit of clarification but the in order to remove Paxton it requires the votes of 2/3rds of senators *present*. Hypothetically a couple senators here and there, like say Senator Mrs. Paxton, could take off out of state and lower the threshold.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2023 03:22 PM (pfckh)

275 263 Paxton also went after Big Pharma and Big Tech, and our corrupt RINO class in Austin simply can't have that. Outsiders think of Texas as being populated by rock-ribbed Conservative stalwarts. That is not the case. Think what a useless pile of excrement John Cornyn is, and then imagine that pile of stool on steroids. THAT is the GOP House in the Lone Star State.
Posted by: Sam Adams at August 14, 2023 03:20 PM (KEWDx)

========

I'm curious if there's a single state-level GOP apparatus that's at all conservative.

I really don't think there is one. There are just those that are more and less obnoxious about how much they hate the base.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

276 Though I can't recall if GF himself says it to Bond, or Bond says it to him.

He says it to Bond; I’m reading Goldfinger right now, and just got to that line last night.

And yeah, the Texas House is filled with light-in-the-loafers “Republicans”. It’s why we still don’t have educational pluralism, still haven’t abolished property taxes, and still subsidize unreliable power and shut down reliable power, in a state that is flush with reliable power.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2023 03:23 PM (EXyHK)

277 Must be a cold front.Yesterday the high was 106 degrees in Dallas.
Posted by: Glenn John


It is. Overnight low is supposed to be 62. Twenty degrees cooler than normal.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 03:15 PM (nW4TA)


A lot of cold fronts fizzle out just south of the Red River. Collin and Denton counties always seem to get more rain than Dallas County.

Posted by: Glenn John at August 14, 2023 03:23 PM (RilAR)

278 KARINE JEAN-PIERRE:

Wildfires in Hawaii have been "a devastating devastation."
........

No, they were a devastatingly devastating devastation.

Posted by: wth at August 14, 2023 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

279 Ah, so she's channeling her inner Kamala.


Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:20 PM

Inner Kamala? Meaning full of jizz?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 03:23 PM (GwxCX)

280 Texas is okayish. Its politicos feel the need to ape Florida to an extent so that they don't look weak, and that helps. If this were 2000, the Texas GOP would be fine. Just the usual pro-business grifters and whatnot.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 14, 2023 03:23 PM (ppBhU)

281 Even if you spray the Bushes with 100% straight Roundup, they'll pop back up in about ten, twelve weeks or so.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 14, 2023 03:23 PM (e6UQI)

282 I was assured by The Day After Tomorrow that global warming would lead to massive ice storms that instantly freeze all of New York and send the American population south over the Mexican border in such a wonderful bit of irony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:04 PM (LvTSG)


I was assured I would be dead by the time I was thirty and I am still waiting.
The only positive thing is the same people tell me I will own nothing and be happy. I figure I have a 50/50 chance that they are wrong about me owning nothing, also.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2023 03:23 PM (xhaym)

283 Bruce Wayne, exactly. Paxton's law suits against the gov have exposed Cornyn's voting record.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2023 03:23 PM (3AatT)

284 Inner Kamala? Meaning full of jizz?
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 03:23 PM (GwxCX)
++++
In KJP's case, I kinda doubt it...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:23 PM (WkNQM)

285 No, Texas is turning redder, but the republican party is trying their best to stop that.

************

The first modern civil war has already started, and it's taking place inside the GOP.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 14, 2023 02:40 PM (VTu1l)

--------------------

Dems are all of one mind and that includes the GOPe wing, it's the conservative nonconformists that are in their sights. How dare they want to be happy and free?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 14, 2023 03:24 PM (3JfbU)

286 Average Jim?

Posted by: Pink Sock at August 14, 2023 03:24 PM (ji3Wy)

287 Stonk empowered womans don't lay down on the job!
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 14, 2023 03:21 PM (53oGX)


Heh.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at August 14, 2023 03:24 PM (PiwSw)

288 263 Paxton also went after Big Pharma and Big Tech, and our corrupt RINO class in Austin simply can't have that. Outsiders think of Texas as being populated by rock-ribbed Conservative stalwarts. That is not the case. Think what a useless pile of excrement John Cornyn is, and then imagine that pile of stool on steroids. THAT is the GOP House in the Lone Star State.
Posted by: Sam Adams
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Most Southern states have internal conflicts over the Bidness coalition and the people who are actually popular. The Bidness coalition are there to grift and their nominal party label makes little difference. The politicians that are reformers and want to do something for the voters are attacked by various underhanded means by the Bidness coalition.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2023 03:24 PM (IK+LM)

289 He ran calling wildfire!!!
Posted by: Minnfidel



But is he running with scissors??

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 14, 2023 03:24 PM (tQL7r)

290 Buck, your Ian Fleming quote, as I'm sure you know, is from the novel Goldfinger. Though I can't recall if GF himself says it to Bond, or Bond says it to him.
--------------
Wasn't it GF saying it to Pussy Galore?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 14, 2023


***
I think it's Goldfinger's line, after Bond has bumped into him in Miami (and busted up his little cheating-at-cards deal). Then Bond beats him at golf, and turns up a third time investigating Goldfinger's gold-reclamation plant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2023 03:25 PM (J2vNu)

291
Karine's comin' for me, I know
And on Wildfire, we're both gonna go ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2023 03:25 PM (5pZqO)

292 Even if you spray the Bushes with 100% straight Roundup, they'll pop back up in about ten, twelve weeks or so.
===
I say we do it anyway. At least we'll be rid of them for a few weeks.

Posted by: Constant Weeder at August 14, 2023 03:25 PM (NGFVa)

293 Doesn't Texas have a law where the Field Marshal of The Rangers can, at any time, declare a Number Six and come in, a whomping and a whipping, and have a Number Six dance?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2023 03:25 PM (0EOe9)

294 When you think about devastating wildfires that are devastating, cackles, the devastating wildfires in Hawaii have been "a devastating devastation." Uhh Huh... cackles and nods. I mean that is devastating you know... devastatingly devastating on the devastation scale... which is logmathic scale...cackles and nod with fingers pointed... cackles even louder.

Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at August 14, 2023 03:25 PM (17s+e)

295 I'm curious if there's a single state-level GOP apparatus that's at all conservative.

Yeah, hard to tell. The Senate seems to vote much more reliably conservative than the House, but of course that could be just more failure theater knowing that their bills won’t get through the House.

Like the DC House and Senate willing to kill the unaffordable care act only so long as they know it will get vetoed by the President.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2023 03:26 PM (EXyHK)

296 the Goldfinger rule, more important than ever before!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 14, 2023 03:26 PM (vbuLV)

297 Bonus 'tardation:

@townhallcom 32m
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE:

Wildfires in Hawaii have been "a devastating devastation."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2023 03:19 PM (IG4Id)
______________

"It was a fiery fire!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 14, 2023 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

298 I don't think Paxton should be impeached, but I'm under no illusion that he's a good person. Sleeping around on your wife with a mistress who you then get another guy to give a job to is not "upstanding husband of the year" material. That kinda guy could again be a "filling a role" type guy vs an actual person on our side - aka, toss him to Maryland and he'd become a RINO so fast your head would spin b/c he follows the money and the power, not the values.

That said, he is on our side for now, so for that, I would back him and keep him in office.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 14, 2023 03:26 PM (exHjb)

299 295
Yeah, hard to tell. The Senate seems to vote much more reliably conservative than the House, but of course that could be just more failure theater knowing that their bills won’t get through the House.

Like the DC House and Senate willing to kill the unaffordable care act only so long as they know it will get vetoed by the President.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2023 03:26 PM (EXyHK)

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SC can't get constitutional carry or even closed primaries. My view of state level GOP is...not generous.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

300 I wonder if 102ZZZ's sweat much in 105 degree Gulf Coast heat?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2023 03:16 PM (4I/2K)

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Wearing sucking out of a pair of 80 lb Camelbacks probably keeps her balanced and her spine straight.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 14, 2023 03:27 PM (D89Il)

301 Real Texans hate the Bushes, capetbaggers love them. It is known.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 14, 2023 03:27 PM (oWBc3)

302 258 https://pjmedia.com/purported trump indictment doc appears then mysteriously disappears from-fulton county website

Georgia DA trying to get DJT's head first
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2023 03:18 PM

That BITCH! Giving men head for political gain is MY job!

Posted by: VP Kamala Harris at August 14, 2023 03:27 PM (JCZqz)

303 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2023 03:27 PM (T4tVD)

304 When you think about devastating wildfires that are devastating, cackles, the devastating wildfires in Hawaii have been "a devastating devastation." Uhh Huh... cackles and nods. I mean that is devastating you know... devastatingly devastating on the devastation scale... which is logmathic scale...cackles and nod with fingers pointed... cackles even louder.
Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at August 14, 2023 03:25 PM (17s+e)
........

Rooolll another one
just like the other one
You've been hanging on to it
and I sure would like a hit

Posted by: wth at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

305 KJP:

Wildfires in Hawaii have been "a devastating devastation."


Which is why we stand ready to buy your properties at rock-bottom prices. We won't be underbought!

Posted by: Cabal RealTOR Association at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (ptElO)

306 301 Real Texans hate the Bushes, capetbaggers love them. It is known.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 14, 2023 03:27 PM (oWBc3)

=========

I remember 2018 exit polls showing that Cruz won transplants to TX but Beto won natives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

307 There are no laws, only power

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (xcxpd)

308 Which it may be. But if you aren't going to say what he is being accused of, chances are about 100% that he did whatever they claim
Posted by: deadrody at August 14, 2023 03:16 PM (kYmXc)

For certain forms of "did."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (dGCAG)

309 > I was assured by The Day After Tomorrow that global warming would lead to massive ice storms that instantly freeze all of New York and send the American population south over the Mexican border in such a wonderful bit of irony.

That whole movie is amazing. I love the part in the library where the cold air is literally chasing the kids down the hallway, but is stopped by closing the doors. Then, some high-roading prick scolds the bookish nerds for burning tax law books to keep warm and tells them that books are for learning.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (0N1h0)

310 307 There are no laws, only power
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (xcxpd)

=======

There are also boobs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

311 I'm curious if there's a single state-level GOP apparatus that's at all conservative.

I really don't think there is one. There are just those that are more and less obnoxious about how much they hate the base.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
----------------
The Uniparty GOPe hide in plain sight. Conservatism has no core principles whatsoever and is perfect for a variety of grifting sobs to cover their actions.

The GOP as a party has always been centralized in the South because that was how federal patronage was distributed during the 100 years of Dixie Democrats. They long ago developed the beautiful loser candidates that would suck up money for useless candidacies.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2023 03:29 PM (IK+LM)

312 SC can't get constitutional carry or even closed primaries. My view of state level GOP is...not generous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

Machine controlled states are just that.. controlled.
GOP or Prog Commie... they are controlled.

Posted by: Inogame at August 14, 2023 03:29 PM (53oGX)

313 FLORIDA officials have doubled down on a road law that states that drivers can never have an illegal immigrant inside their car.

If any driver is found transporting someone who is unlawfully in the sunshine state, they could face five years in jail and a $5,000 fine.

The road law came to light after civil rights groups asked a judge to throw out the ruling, claiming that it could make it unsafe for people to receive medical care, meet with family, and go to work, CBS News reports.

Posted by: SMOD at August 14, 2023 03:29 PM (RHGPo)

314 That said, he is on our side for now, so for that, I would back him and keep him in office.
=====
This is the way.
*intensifies*

Posted by: Constant Weeder at August 14, 2023 03:29 PM (NGFVa)

315 According to Wikipedia the breakdown of the Texas House is
85R/64D. So about 3/4 of the Rs must have voted for impeachment.

So either the GOPe is cataclysmically out of sync with the voters or this impeachment is popular in TX.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 14, 2023 03:29 PM (VNGpB)

316 Doesn't Texas have a law where the Field Marshal of The Rangers can, at any time, declare a Number Six and come in, a whomping and a whipping, and have a Number Six dance?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door



A Number Six?

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 14, 2023 03:30 PM (tQL7r)

317 315 So either the GOPe is cataclysmically out of sync with the voters or this impeachment is popular in TX.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 14, 2023 03:29 PM (VNGpB)

=======

I know which way I'm betting, and it's not because the GOP has shown itself politically capable on any level over the past 20 years of me paying attention to politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

318 Asa Hutchinson, when visiting Texarkana, straddles the State Line and wishes he was a Bush instead of some future Walmart Greeter.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2023 03:30 PM (0EOe9)

319 The first modern civil war has already started, and it's taking place inside the GOP.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 14, 2023 02:40 PM (VTu1l)

I don't think we can get rid of the establishment from within. We've been trying since the Tea Party days. They've shown that they'll pull in help from the Democrat establishment to maintain their position against us.

They'd rather betray their voters and hold onto power at all costs than do their jobs and represent us.

It's time for a new party. The GOP won't be around for more than a decade if we leave it.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:30 PM (gJKGU)

320 307 There are no laws, only power
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (xcxpd)

Your statement hints at some profound concepts which hardly anyone takes time to consider.. we are living in the results of that indifference, or ignorance perhaps.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:31 PM (PCK5/)

321 The road law came to light after civil rights groups asked a judge to throw out the ruling, claiming that it could make it unsafe for people to receive medical care, meet with family, and go to work, CBS News reports.
Posted by: SMOD at August 14, 2023 03:29 PM (RHGPo)
++++
How are they going to work if they're illegal?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:31 PM (WkNQM)

322 Bonus 'tardation:

@townhallcom 32m
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE:

Wildfires in Hawaii have been "a devastating devastation."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2023 03:19 PM (IG4Id)
______________

"It was a fiery fire!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 14, 2023 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

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"The significance of the passage of fire, right? The significance of the passage of fire. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of fire ... there is such great significance to the passage of fire."

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 14, 2023 03:31 PM (D89Il)

323 Oh, and another thing: Chamber of Commerce is still big in Texas.

So yeah, a whole shitbucket of scumsucking RINO's suckling that teat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2023 03:31 PM (FGJND)

324 I'm curious if there's a single state-level GOP apparatus that's at all conservative.

I really don't think there is one. There are just those that are more and less obnoxious about how much they hate the base.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Id say over the last 5ish years OK has moved in a definite conservative direction, from their "conservative" position, ever since that corrupt twat waffle Fallon termed out.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2023 03:31 PM (CIS44)

325 319 I don't think we can get rid of the establishment from within. We've been trying since the Tea Party days. They've shown that they'll pull in help from the Democrat establishment to maintain their position against us.

They'd rather betray their voters and hold onto power at all costs than do their jobs and represent us.

It's time for a new party. The GOP won't be around for more than a decade if we leave it.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:30 PM (gJKGU)

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We've been trying since the Taft/Eisenhower days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

326 There are also boobs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

Indeedy do.

Posted by: 102ZZZ at August 14, 2023 03:31 PM (4I/2K)

327 324 Id say over the last 5ish years OK has moved in a definite conservative direction, from their "conservative" position, ever since that corrupt twat waffle Fallon termed out.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2023 03:31 PM (CIS44)

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Well, huzzah. I hope you are right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

328 316 You don't need to know what happens after the dance.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2023 03:32 PM (0EOe9)

329 So either the GOPe is cataclysmically out of sync with the voters or this impeachment is popular in TX.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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Texas Speaker of the House is a pretty powerful post because it is a coalition of Dems and GOPe that keep him there. Rank and file dare not cross the guy.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2023 03:32 PM (IK+LM)

330 There are no laws, only power
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water

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There are also boobs.
Posted by TheJames Madison


Sorry, guys. But those are mostly fake.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 14, 2023 03:32 PM (tQL7r)

331 Sorry, guys. But those are mostly fake.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 14, 2023 03:32 PM (tQL7r)
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Meh. So is government legitimacy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (WkNQM)

332 I remember 2018 exit polls showing that Cruz won transplants to TX but Beto won natives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating
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CNN poll. Why do you keep citing it?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (AbYHm)

333 There are no laws, only power
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (xcxpd)

Your statement hints at some profound concepts which hardly anyone takes time to consider.. we are living in the results of that indifference, or ignorance perhaps.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:31 PM (PCK5/)

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Mao. Barrel. Point.

Some disassembly required ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (D89Il)

334 It's time for a new party. The GOP won't be around for more than a decade if we leave it.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas


I remember well how people reacted when I suggested that more than a decade ago.

Seems most of my laughter is bitter these days.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (OUMaO)

335 A Number Six?

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 14, 2023 03:30 PM (tQL7r)


You don't need to know that. Sheriff Bart will be sent instead of doing a Number 6.

Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (AMIL/)

336 Doesn't Texas have a law where the Field Marshal of The Rangers can, at any time, declare a Number Six and come in, a whomping and a whipping, and have a Number Six dance?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door



A Number Six?

Posted by: Prime Sister

Bill always gets his SIXs confused with his TWOs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (17s+e)

337 "Think what a useless pile of excrement John Cornyn is, and then imagine that pile of stool on steroids. THAT is the GOP House in the Lone Star State."

This ^^^^^^^^^^^^

I got a call from RINO INC. (Republican Party of Texas) begging for money and expressed similar concerns. I read them the riot act since Cornyn had, at the time, introduced a "gun control" bill. A republican writing a gun control bill. Jeez!

I said I'm tired of the grifting bull shit. You need to do what you say for at least the next 10 years for me to donate to GOPe Texas.

I also added that I'd be voting for whoever ran against Cornyn even it it was a damned Donk. If Cornyn's going to act like a Donk, why have a cheap imitation when I can vote for the original ? Saving thier ass, and keeping the grift a going is the only thing these assholes understand.

Burn it down, leave no stone standing atop another. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (cCxiu)

338 281
'Even if you spray the Bushes with 100% straight Roundup, they'll pop back up in about ten, twelve weeks or so.'

Then do it every 10-12 weeks.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (VNGpB)

339 332 I remember 2018 exit polls showing that Cruz won transplants to TX but Beto won natives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating
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CNN poll. Why do you keep citing it?
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (AbYHm)

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Because I've seen no other data to say otherwise.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

340 Heh, our Beloved Leader, Joe Bidnes

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (xhaym)

341 @306, your proof exit polls are bullshit. Imported wine moms carried Beto - white , yellow, brown black and white. He is a joke to natives outside of El Paso, which isn't Texas by the way.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 14, 2023 03:34 PM (oWBc3)

342 So either the GOPe is cataclysmically out of sync with the voters or this impeachment is popular in TX.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


...have you MET the GOPe?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at August 14, 2023 03:34 PM (OUMaO)

343 It was a fiery fire!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Ackshually, it was a perfect ring of fire. Anyone else see that picture? Or video?

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 14, 2023 03:34 PM (tQL7r)

344 Kansas Newspaper Co-Owner Dies Following Unprecedented Raid by City’s Entire Police Force – Seized Computers and Equipments to Protect Prominent City Figure

https://tinyurl.com/34btkf3c
Posted by: SMH

I believe it was the Police Chief that said that once the public learns all of the facts, they will understand why they did what they did. Doubtful. I hope that her son sues the hell out of them and wins a boatload.

Posted by: Cheri at August 14, 2023 03:34 PM (oiNtH)

345 339 332 I remember 2018 exit polls showing that Cruz won transplants to TX but Beto won natives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating
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CNN poll. Why do you keep citing it?
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (AbYHm)

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Because I've seen no other data to say otherwise.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

Do you draw a conclusion from that?

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:34 PM (PCK5/)

346 Texas is done anyway as a conservative sanctuary. The majority of under 25 in Texas are Hispanic, and that increases every year with the border. They are not "natural conservatives" as the rinos like to say.

Posted by: brak at August 14, 2023 03:34 PM (25k9m)

347 Hate to say it, hate to see it, but looks like the progressive GOP (Bush et al.) are joining the Dems in order to switch Texas to blue. Don't believe me? Look at the results from 2020.

https://tinyurl.com/5n97jrzm

Posted by: PJ at August 14, 2023 03:35 PM (G1dq6)

348 311 I'm curious if there's a single state-level GOP apparatus that's at all conservative.

I really don't think there is one. There are just those that are more and less obnoxious about how much they hate the base.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Things swing pretty quickly sometimes. Iowa was kind of purple just a few years ago...we had Senator Harkin, a pair of Dem Govs, some Dem Reps, Republican Gov Branstad was a moderate squish....

And now, Governor Reynolds is a ruthless, under-the-radar DeSantis, destroying the Left and pushing all sorts of conservative initiatives through whatever powers she can muster. And the State Party, for the most part, is helping (or staying out of the way). We'll see if it lasts...Senator Ernst has been a disappointment lol

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 14, 2023 03:35 PM (JCZqz)

349 We've been trying since the Taft/Eisenhower days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

I wasn't around for those, so I'll take your word for it.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:35 PM (gJKGU)

350 341 @306, your proof exit polls are bullshit. Imported wine moms carried Beto - white , yellow, brown black and white. He is a joke to natives outside of El Paso, which isn't Texas by the way.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 14, 2023 03:34 PM (oWBc3)

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Very possible, and I'm not exactly trustful of polls.

But, seriously, I've seen nothing else to say otherwise and Cruz did barely win while Abbott cruised to victory by 16 points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

351 231 Why yes, I DO actually regret my 3 Bush votes way more than my McCain and Romney votes.
Posted by: uniparty
...
I regert all of them except Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 03:12 PM (nW4TA)

Most of my votes have been "against" votes, excepting the two you mentioned.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 14, 2023 03:35 PM (Rbu5d)

352 But, seriously, I've seen nothing else to say otherwise and Cruz did barely win while Abbott cruised rolled to victory by 16 points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:35 PM (WkNQM)

353 'Even if you spray the Bushes with 100% straight Roundup, they'll pop back up in about ten, twelve weeks or so.'

Then do it every 10-12 weeks.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (VNGpB)

Flamethrower. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2023 03:36 PM (4I/2K)

354 Oh, I forgot to add, after expressing my thoughts, GOPe
Texas adressed my concerns by removing me from the "Beg Money" list. heh.

I'll take that as a small victory.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2023 03:36 PM (cCxiu)

355 352 But, seriously, I've seen nothing else to say otherwise and Cruz did barely win while Abbott cruised rolled to victory by 16 points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:35 PM (WkNQM)

=========

*drat*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

356 I saw on "Simon's Substack" yesterday the claim that during the Tienanmen crisis Bush told China that would support the regime in doing what was necessary, as a "stable" china was important.

that POS just went from useless idiot to traitor in my book. What a curse on this country that whole family is.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 14, 2023 03:36 PM (Pxjgu)

357 So either the GOPe is cataclysmically out of sync with the voters or this impeachment is popular in TX.
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I'd put it this way, Texas primary votes are overwhelming for Trump.
Trump has been impeached for BS.
Is being charged for more BS reasons.

I don't see Texas conservatives saying, "but this is proper"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2023 03:36 PM (FGJND)

358 I know which way I'm betting, and it's not because the GOP has shown itself politically capable on any level over the past 20 years of me paying attention to politics.

Yeah, the election was only last year. Paxton won 53 to 44 with these “scandals” hanging over his head. In the primary he beat George P. Bush 68 to 32, similarly “hampered” and was always referred to by fake news as something like the “embattled incumbent… beleaguered with legal and personal scandals”.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2023 03:36 PM (EXyHK)

359 It was a fiery fire!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Look, Joe is concernedly concerned.

Posted by: KLP at August 14, 2023 03:36 PM (AMIL/)

360 I don't think we can get rid of the establishment from within. We've been trying since the Tea Party days. They've shown that they'll pull in help from the Democrat establishment to maintain their position against us.

They'd rather betray their voters and hold onto power at all costs than do their jobs and represent us.

It's time for a new party. The GOP won't be around for more than a decade if we leave it.
Posted by: Cato
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Like you, I am not optimistic that the GOP can be reformed at the national level, doubtful in some states, and even hard to do at the local level.

Without free and fair elections and cutting off the massive campaign funding of oligarchs and other organized groups to something like a couple of hundred bucks period, no party system will work.

Simply put, we are in the rotten boroughs stage of democracy.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2023 03:36 PM (IK+LM)

361 I remember well how people reacted when I suggested that more than a decade ago.

Seems most of my laughter is bitter these days.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (OUMaO)

I was probably one of those against it, and I was wrong. Forgive me, I was young and unaware of just how deep the rot had gotten.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:36 PM (gJKGU)

362
That whole movie is amazing.


It is a testament to its authors having missed all discussions concerning heat capacities in thermodynamics' classes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (5pZqO)

363 Texas has produced, in the past, the Bushes, Ann Richards, and Lyndon Baines Johnson.

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (PCK5/)

364 "The law is an ass, and I will be it like a rented mule, and then throw it from a cliff, before I tear out its guts and wear its skin."

That's all I want to hear from a candidate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (0FoWg)

365 meet with family, and go to work, CBS News reports.
Posted by: SMOD at August 14, 2023 03:29 PM (RHGPo)
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How are they going to work if they're illegal?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

If they are 'meeting with family' they can get a visa to visit.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (zbP2D)

366 363 Texas has produced, in the past, the Bushes, Ann Richards, and Lyndon Baines Johnson.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (PCK5/)

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And they killed Davey Crockett!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

367 I'm curious if there's a single state-level GOP apparatus that's at all conservative.

I really don't think there is one. There are just those that are more and less obnoxious about how much they hate the base.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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All of the major population centers in every state are deeply, deeply corrupted so it's nearly impossible to have a solid conservative majority in any state. The representation in each state depends on those centers of population, which tend to vote for RINOs (assuming their votes are even tabulated correctly, and not manufactured for the voters by the Machine).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (YIVH2)

368 It is a testament to its authors having missed all discussions concerning heat capacities in thermodynamics' classes
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (5pZqO)
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Ah, yes. And the lectures about how it was totally possible!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (WkNQM)

369 But, seriously, I've seen nothing else to say otherwise and Cruz did barely win while Abbott cruised rolled to victory by 16 points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:35 PM (WkNQM)

=========

*drat*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

maybe he had the cruise control on the chair set

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2023 03:38 PM (CIS44)

370 I saw Corrupt Twat Waffle open for Chocolate Syrup at CBGB in '79.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 14, 2023 03:38 PM (D89Il)

371 Meh. So is government legitimacy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Very true. As are most things these days.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 14, 2023 03:38 PM (tQL7r)

372 310 307 There are no laws, only power
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (xcxpd)

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There are also boobs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

They say boobs are the opiate of the people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 14, 2023 03:38 PM (xcxpd)

373 Without free and fair elections and cutting off the massive campaign funding of oligarchs and other organized groups to something like a couple of hundred bucks period, no party system will work.

Simply put, we are in the rotten boroughs stage of democracy.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2023 03:36 PM (IK+LM)

If we can ever get an Article V convention, real campaign finance reform (that's not just rearranging the corruption into new forms, or the Democrats trying to cripple their opposition) must be a priority.

Keeping the oligarchs out of politics, or at least sharply limiting their influence, is a must.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:38 PM (gJKGU)

374 There are no laws, only power
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water


"Right, as the world goes, is only in question between equals in power, while the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must."

-- Thucydides

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2023 03:38 PM (jAB79)

375 Why yes, I DO actually regret my 3 Bush votes way more than my McCain and Romney votes.
Posted by: uniparty
...
I regert all of them except Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 03:12 PM

I feel dirty looking back. Hangs head in shame. Well no more, my last RINO vote is done.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 03:39 PM (GwxCX)

376 372 There are also boobs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

They say boobs are the opiate of the people.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 14, 2023 03:38 PM (xcxpd)

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Marx didn't say that because Marx sucked cock by choice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

377 366 363 Texas has produced, in the past, the Bushes, Ann Richards, and Lyndon Baines Johnson.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (PCK5/)

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And they killed Davey Crockett!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

Why yes, yes they did.. well that Santa Anna guy might have been involved a little bit…

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:39 PM (PCK5/)

378 363 Texas has produced, in the past, the Bushes, Ann Richards, and Lyndon Baines Johnson.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (PCK5/)


No respect.

Posted by: Robert Francis O'Rourke at August 14, 2023 03:39 PM (PiwSw)

379 377 And they killed Davey Crockett!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

Why yes, yes they did.. well that Santa Anna guy might have been involved a little bit…
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:39 PM (PCK5/)

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I was really hoping for an Animal House callback.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

380 Meh. So is government legitimacy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (WkNQM)

Speaking of that, we need more people pointing out that the social contract has been broken - and how - by the government.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:40 PM (gJKGU)

381 Is there really political party affiliation anymore. Or has it devolved (evolved?) into tribalism? I don't see any significant difference politically between the feckless GOP and the ruthless left. Different means to the same end.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2023 03:40 PM (Q4IgG)

382 350 341 @306, your proof exit polls are bullshit. Imported wine moms carried Beto - white , yellow, brown black and white. He is a joke to natives outside of El Paso, which isn't Texas by the way.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 14, 2023 03:34 PM

Don't forget about us! Beto is dreamy! The Mexican Trudeau!!!

Posted by: Austin at August 14, 2023 03:40 PM (JCZqz)

383 Texas has produced, in the past, the Bushes, Ann Richards, and Lyndon Baines Johnson.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (PCK5/)

No respect.
Posted by: Robert Francis O'Rourke


We don't count almosts, Pancho Vanilla.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2023 03:41 PM (nW4TA)

384 379 377 And they killed Davey Crockett!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

Why yes, yes they did.. well that Santa Anna guy might have been involved a little bit…
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:39 PM (PCK5/)

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I was really hoping for an Animal House callback.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

I have failed you… again.. Lo siento..

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:41 PM (PCK5/)

385 All of the major population centers in every state are deeply, deeply corrupted so it's nearly impossible to have a solid conservative majority in any state. The representation in each state depends on those centers of population, which tend to vote for RINOs (assuming their votes are even tabulated correctly, and not manufactured for the voters by the Machine).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (YIVH2)

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* Arizona has entered the chat, and put on its rainbow shades *

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 14, 2023 03:41 PM (D89Il)

386 And they killed Davey Crockett!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM


Actually, it was the Mexican Army who killed Davy Crockett.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 14, 2023 03:41 PM (jAB79)

387 384 I was really hoping for an Animal House callback.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

I have failed you… again.. Lo siento..
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:41 PM (PCK5/)

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It's not me you have failed, it is the Horde.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

388 He is a joke to natives outside of El Paso, which isn't Texas by the way.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 14, 2023 03:34 PM (oWBc3)

I drove through El Paso a few months back, at night. Seeing all the lights on the other side... Mexico is RIGHT THERE, in ways the drive on I8 in California isn't, even though you can see the fence for miles.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2023 03:41 PM (dGCAG)

389 The road law came to light after civil rights groups asked a judge to throw out the ruling, claiming that it could make it unsafe for people to receive medical care, meet with family, and go to work, CBS News reports.
Posted by: SMOD

Meanwhile, our pole smoking Gov. in CO has given illegal aliens the green light to get driver's licenses in this state. Whoopee! You thought driving through the Rockies in Winter could get dicey before?

Posted by: Cheri at August 14, 2023 03:42 PM (oiNtH)

390 "June 4th, 1989, the Communist Party of China unleashed a slaughter and then round-up of activists and students who had bravely demanded a more democratic China. Less than 6 weeks later, while bodies of students were still in Beijing morgues, Scowcroft and Eagleburger, encouraged by James Lilly, and of course with the full backing of then President George H. Bush, undertook a secret mission to Beijing to let the butchers know, “we’ve got your back”."

from https://marksimonappledaily.substack.com

no cite so not sure how true.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 14, 2023 03:42 PM (Pxjgu)

391 There are no laws, only power
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 14, 2023 03:28 PM (xcxpd)

The law is only worthy of respect when all are equal before it.

When it has become nothing but an instrument of power, used to suppress opposition, it is illegitimate.

Which is, to say, the only reason not to become a pirate right now is just to avoid punishment.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:42 PM (gJKGU)

392 For the movie impaired, comparing Cruz/Beto to Abbott/Valdez in 2018 is like Gable versus Donnat in 1940 and and anyone versus the Silent Bob guy.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 14, 2023 03:42 PM (oWBc3)

393 I have been to Texas… it is a brown dusty place…

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:42 PM (PCK5/)

394
Simply put, we are in the rotten boroughs stage of democracy.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2023 03:36 PM (IK+LM)



I'm confused. So, what IS a rubber button?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2023 03:43 PM (n+4am)

395 I remember well how people reacted when I suggested that more than a decade ago.
Seems most of my laughter is bitter these days.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at August 14, 2023 03:33 PM (OUMaO)


Sorry. I wasn't paying attention to the replies. Did you get told that all third parties are evil rapists, drug addicts and libertines who seek to destroy America as it was founded so they can follow their impossible millennial goals, or is that reserved for anyone who strays away from straight doctrinaire rule following Conservatism and worshipers of government power to create "stability"?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2023 03:43 PM (xhaym)

396 I was really hoping for an Animal House callback.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:39 PM


You, Sir, are no Flounder.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 14, 2023 03:43 PM (jAB79)

397 Poking in

Jeez!!!
If Phelan isn't drunk, he's definitely stoned.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2023 03:43 PM (hv9bm)

398 I have been to Texas… it is a brown dusty place…
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:42 PM (PCK5/)
++++
It's got yellow roses, though. Well, at least one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:43 PM (WkNQM)

399 Which is, to say, the only reason not to become a pirate right now is just to avoid punishment.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:42 PM (gJKGU)

*nods*

Don't get caught.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 14, 2023 03:43 PM (xcxpd)

400
* Arizona has entered the chat, and put on its rainbow shades *
Posted by: ShainS

Perfessor said "voted for RINOs"... obviously AZ doesn't fit that scenario and never will with the Sec of State being tied up by the cheaters.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 14, 2023 03:43 PM (zbP2D)

401 Don't forget about us! Beto is dreamy! The Mexican Trudeau!!!

Posted by: Austin at August 14, 2023 03:40 PM (JCZqz)

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South African-American > Mexican-Cuban

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 14, 2023 03:43 PM (D89Il)

402 no cite so not sure how true.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 14, 2023 03:42 PM (Pxjgu)

Secret missions tend not to generate a lot of sources for citation.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:43 PM (gJKGU)

403 Texas has produced, in the past, the Bushes, Ann Richards, and Lyndon Baines Johnson.
Posted by: tubal

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And they killed Davey Crockett!
Posted by: The James Madison


Don't forget about JFK

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 14, 2023 03:44 PM (tQL7r)

404 Which is, to say, the only reason not to become a pirate right now is just to avoid punishment.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:42 PM (gJKGU)
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Well, that and if I went rogue, I'd need someone to feed my cats...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 03:44 PM (YIVH2)

405 357
'I'd put it this way, Texas primary votes are overwhelming for Trump.
Trump has been impeached for BS.'

Good corroborating point. Texas conservative voter *wouldn't * see BS in just one of those cases.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 14, 2023 03:44 PM (VNGpB)

406 5 year olds set environmental policy now

Plaintiffs have a fundamental right to a clean and healthful environment, which includes climate as part of the environmental life support system,” Seeley wrote in her decision.
The Held vs. Montana case was the first case challenging state and national climate and energy policies to make it to trial in the U.S., and is now the first in which the plaintiffs, 16 Montana youth now ages 5 to 22, were victorious.
Julia Olson, the chief legal counsel and executive director for Our Children’s Trust, the group behind the lawsuit, called Seeley’s decision “a sweeping win” for Montana, the youth plaintiffs, and the climate, and said more court victories would be coming.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2023 03:44 PM (slgIg)

407 404 Which is, to say, the only reason not to become a pirate right now is just to avoid punishment.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:42 PM (gJKGU)
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Well, that and if I went rogue, I'd need someone to feed my cats...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 03:44 PM (YIVH2)

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Teach that thing to rest on your shoulder and fit it out for an eyepatch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

408 They say boobs are the opiate of the people.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 14, 2023 03:38 PM (xcxpd)

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Marx didn't say that because Marx sucked cock by choice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 14, 2023 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

#Truth

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 14, 2023 03:44 PM (xcxpd)

409 All of the major population centers in every state are deeply, deeply corrupted so it's nearly impossible to have a solid conservative majority in any state. The representation in each state depends on those centers of population, which tend to vote for RINOs (assuming their votes are even tabulated correctly, and not manufactured for the voters by the Machine).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 03:37 PM (YIVH2)

Missouri is pretty solid. The state legislature is dominated by downstate pols. Even with St. Louis and KC, they're not enough to make any real dent.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2023 03:44 PM (dGCAG)

410 Secret missions tend not to generate a lot of sources for citation.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:43 PM (gJKGU)
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What's the APA style guide say about citing secret missions? I want to share that with my class next week...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 03:44 PM (YIVH2)

411 Speaking of AZ, what is Sinema going to do?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2023 03:45 PM (l3jbj)

412 411 Speaking of AZ, what is Sinema going to do?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2023 03:45 PM (l3jbj)

Oh probably flaunt her breasts in loud provocative clothing, wearing hooker boots…

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:46 PM (PCK5/)

413 Divine right monarchies and ecclesiastical courts adhered more strictly to a better defined concept of the rule of the law than the US ruling class of the 21st century. This is anything goes, to the victor goes the spoils, judicial mayhem.

Prattling about the rule of law in this country is just fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2023 03:46 PM (0FoWg)

414 Which is, to say, the only reason not to become a pirate right now is just to avoid punishment.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:42 PM (gJKGU)


Aaarrrggghhh!! Surround yourself with a sufficient number of scurvy dawgs, and there will be no punishment.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2023 03:46 PM (hv9bm)

415 Missouri is pretty solid. The state legislature is dominated by downstate pols. Even with St. Louis and KC, they're not enough to make any real dent.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2023 03:44 PM (dGCAG)
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I live in MO. It's pretty solid, yes, though the pols in KC, St. Louis, Columbia (home of Mizzou), and Springfield can still cause quite a bit of trouble.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 03:46 PM (YIVH2)

416 364
'I tear out its guts and wear its skin'

This guy really hates mules.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 14, 2023 03:46 PM (VNGpB)

417 Oh probably flaunt her breasts in loud provocative clothing, wearing hooker boots…
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:46 PM

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 14, 2023 03:46 PM (GwxCX)

418 Well, that and if I went rogue, I'd need someone to feed my cats...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 03:44 PM (YIVH2)

If you go rogue, wouldn't you be generating a number of someones to feed your cats?

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:46 PM (gJKGU)

419 Aaarrrggghhh!! Surround yourself with a sufficient number of scurvy dawgs, and there will be no punishment.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2023 03:46 PM (hv9bm)
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Talk Like A Pirate Day is next month...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 03:47 PM (YIVH2)

420 Which is, to say, the only reason not to become a pirate right now is just to avoid punishment.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:42 PM (gJKGU)

*nods*

Don't get caught.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 14, 2023 03:43 PM (xcxpd)

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* Francisco d'Anconia has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 14, 2023 03:47 PM (D89Il)

421 Oh probably flaunt her breasts in loud provocative clothing, wearing hooker boots…
Posted by: tubal

*perks up*

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2023 03:47 PM (CIS44)

422 Oh probably flaunt her breasts in loud provocative clothing, wearing hooker boots…
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:46 PM


* scribbles notes *

Posted by: Nancy P. (D-CA) at August 14, 2023 03:47 PM (jAB79)

423 NOOD

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2023 03:48 PM (WkNQM)

424 New country song...Assholes Down in Austin.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2023 03:48 PM (hv9bm)

425 If you go rogue, wouldn't you be generating a number of someones to feed your cats?

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:46 PM (gJKGU)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 14, 2023 03:48 PM (D89Il)

426 Abbott always gets permission from the COC before he does anything.

Cruz beat the COC and the Bush's,

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2023 03:49 PM (AbYHm)

427 have been to Texas… it is a brown dusty place…

***********

Been to Texas as well, I remember seeing a lot of roads and highways. A lot of them. Like seriously, a lot.

I also stood on the spot where the CIA murdered JFK

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at August 14, 2023 03:49 PM (VTu1l)

428 Secret missions tend not to generate a lot of sources for citation.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 14, 2023 03:43 PM (gJKGU)

Well, yes but 30 years later you would expect it to be written about by someone in a book. I guess if it had ever been seen as a good idea, it would have, but this was never confused with being smart.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 14, 2023 03:49 PM (Pxjgu)

429 Any city, town, burg, or village that has either or a university or college, and/or a hospital is open to becoming a den of villainy…

Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2023 03:49 PM (PCK5/)

430 I live in MO. It's pretty solid, yes, though the pols in KC, St. Louis, Columbia (home of Mizzou), and Springfield can still cause quite a bit of trouble.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 03:46 PM (YIVH2)

It's weird, in that Democrats CAN win statewide, and you can also get squishy Gopes in the Gov's mansion and Senate, although right now that's not really the case. Unless you consider The Parson to be squishy.

I do believe though, the legislature has mostly purged itself of Gopes in leadership positions. I don't follow it very closely now, but last I saw the Governor wasn't going to be able to override any legislation they passed, even if he wanted to, and right now, he doesn't seem to want to.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2023 03:50 PM (dGCAG)

431 "Do you think half of the Republicans in the Texas House are Rinos? "

Easily a quarter of the R's in the House are Democrats. And at least a quarter more are RINOs.

Posted by: Tar Bae at August 14, 2023 03:53 PM (kW93L)

432 382...Don't forget about us! Beto is dreamy! The Mexican Trudeau!!!
Posted by: Austin at August 14, 2023 03:40 PM (JCZqz)


Beto's mom had sex with Castro?!!?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 14, 2023 03:54 PM (Rbu5d)

433 NO I dont care about his so called state securities fraud! That has been pending since who knows when just so RINOS can say he's under investigation! If my senator votes against him he will find himself primaried!!!

Posted by: AnnaS at August 14, 2023 04:01 PM (lbal/)

434 man I'm bummed I missed this thread, I have followed Paxton's path of being tormented by RINO's, dems and liberal press for almost a decade.

Every bit of Paxton's distractions come from liberal press initiatives that date back him beating Rove's client Dan Branch in 2014.

I had to go to ancient Dallas TV station reporting to get away from the 'Texas Observer', Texas Tribune' and other such lib rags that now contribute to Hearst publications.

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2023 04:05 PM (DB6tu)

435 I don't know if anyone upthread mentioned this but Paxton's original trial that was instigated by the 'Texas Observer' had Collin County charging him with fraud for not registering as a broker. Paid the fine and thought that was it but they persisted and got a grand jury to indict.

When the county asked what it would cost to prosecute him three attorneys out of Houston (Kent Schaffer, Brian Wice and Natalie Lagorda (?)) estimated it would take $30k. Collin County budgeted $100k and their first invoice came in at $245k! They eventually got paid but their next invoice was for almost $500k and it was never paid.

Collin County dropped the case while Paxton was requesting a speady trial. Wice and Schaffer are in the current mix and have not only revived the Collin County case, they got it moved the Harris County (Houston).

The federal Western District of Texas court got caught extorting witnesses in the 2020 case out of Travis County (Austin) and were removed from that case only to see it move to Garlands DOJ when it got revived by the house.

My Texas rep Stan Kitzman voted to impeach and will serve his first and last term because of his vote.

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2023 04:17 PM (DB6tu)

436 Meh. Paxton is sus. Establishment doesn't have the power here in Texas anymore (see Ted Cruz's first primary fight)...

Posted by: A person afraid of the LGBTQ lobby at August 14, 2023 04:20 PM (zODkY)

437 Follow Robert Pratt of Pratt on Texas on this case - he is not happy about it. At all.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 14, 2023 04:22 PM (+aJOl)

438 7: not yet, defeatist.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 14, 2023 04:23 PM (+aJOl)

439 quick correction: 'Texas Observer' is the rebuilt 'Texans for Public Justice'. That was the original complainant for the Collin County case.

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2023 04:23 PM (DB6tu)

440 346: nor is the Hispanic vote monolithic.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 14, 2023 04:27 PM (+aJOl)

441 Kitzman has to go!

Posted by: annas at August 14, 2023 04:54 PM (lbal/)

442 One of the saddest parts of this case is that Louie Gohmert, my ex-representative and a man I have admired for many years, took the buyout from the Bush family (apparently) and joined the Anti-Paxton chorus. I guess he got a big payoff, because now he's out of Congress and has gone totally dark. He used to be all over Tyler and East Texas, but he's vanished.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2023 05:05 PM (i9ffA)

443 I agree with you Tom. I have a lot of family in and around his district that are bummed about his final swing.

Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2023 05:29 PM (DB6tu)

444 Servergy wasn't some paperwork error. And, you forgot to mention the SEC charges.

Posted by: Car Pit Baggin at August 14, 2023 05:46 PM (ZTo+d)

445 The Republican Establishment or GOPe is a bigger enemy to America's conservative citizens than the Democrats have ever been.
Just think where we would be today if the Republican Party had not undermined their own leader for 4 years and then helped the Left steal President Trump's reelection with millions of phony votes.
I hate the Republican Party and hope they die. Forever. After President Trump, I will NEVER vote for them again. And I am not alone in that sentiment.

Posted by: Tracy at August 14, 2023 07:13 PM (8fkk+)

446 Looking at the basic drive of the Republican Party to both reflexively hand victory to the Left in everything, AND to force their voter base to submit to themselves and the Left; can anyone tell me a reason why after 2024 that anyone who is conservative or who believes in the Oath should have anything to do with the Republican Party? And the decision point will be earlier if the 2024 election is cancelled or obviously rigged ahead of time.

And assuming that there is some sort of a legitimate electoral political process in force after 2024, there is no reason to be a Republican. Another political vehicle will have to be found.

Subotai Bahadur

Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at August 14, 2023 08:07 PM (nwDHw)

447 It tends to remind people of the complicated familial relationships in monarchies, with earldoms, baronies, dukedoms, and so forth.

We fought a war of independence to get away from that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2023 02:36
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You are not a professor of history, I take it. You also know nothing of the history of the Bush family if you think familial relationships and double/quintuple standards don't apply in the US,especially in the political system.

Posted by: Whiskey Rebellion at August 14, 2023 09:23 PM (Tvq7+)

448 George P. might've been the designated heir for the dynasty but he made one huge unforgivable mistake as Land Commissioner: he messed with the Alamo (mainly as a payoff to cronies). Eventually Texans are going to get tired of getting screwed by Republicans (looking at you Cornyn) and just quit showing up at the polls. THAT'S how Texas goes purple, then back to blue (yes Texans used to vote Democrat before the party went bat shit crazy)

Posted by: Stacy0311 at August 14, 2023 09:38 PM (P13u7)

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