Merrick Garland Appoints David Weiss Special Counsel -- Which He Should Have Done Years Ago -- in Apparent Bid to Protect Weiss From Being Investigated Over His Attempt to Defraud the Court to Covertly Confer Blanket Immunity on Hunter Biden

If you missed how it all shook out, David Weiss hid the covert blanket immunity provisions for Hunter Biden in a separate document, as an addendum to the alternative sentencing agreement for the gun charge. He kept this out of the actual plea deal so that the judge would not see it.

His scheme was to confer blanket immunity on Hunter Biden for all crimes he committed in the past, including those never named or referenced. Immunity deals are read in favor of the defendant by judges -- so Hunter, by merely showing this secret codicil could be read as conferring blanket immunity, would in fact have blanket immunity. A judge would say, "Well the prosecutor wrote this sloppily, but we construe these agreements against the prosecutor and in favor of the defendant, so congratulations, you have blanket immunity for all crimes in your entire past!"

But of course this arrangement was not done "sloppily." David Weiss wanted to give Hunter Biden blanket immunity for all past crimes, but he knew a judge would never, ever agree to that, given that he was already giving Hunter a sweetheart deal on the three crimes actually named in the plea agreement (lying on a gun application and two of his tax evasion charges that Weiss had not yet allowed to lapse via the statute of limitations).

He also knew that the public would be outraged by not only giving Hunter an undeserved sweetheart deal on the three named crimes, but blanket immunity for all other crimes as well, so he stuffed this Double-Secret Immunity provision into the alternate sentencing memorandum.

The judge asked him (or his prosecutor) if there was any precedent in all of legal history for putting the bulk of the plea deal into a document that was not the plea deal, but a side document, and Weiss (or his prosecutor) had to admit: "No." There was no legal precedent for what Weiss was attempting to do, give a secret, backdoor Get out of Jail Free for All Past Crimes card, and give it in an alternative sentencing memo to boot.

And that's why the plea deal fell apart: When the judge asked him directly if he was trying to give Hunter blanket immunity for all crimes he may have committed in the past, Weiss had to claim he wasn't trying to do that, because then he'd be admitting he was committing the crime, and the disbarrable level vioation, of attempting to perpetrate a fraud on the court.

So he lied and said "no, this confers no immunity for anything except the three named crimes," which therefore is an explicit statement which a later judge would not read in Hunter's favor, and Hunter Biden then backed out of the plea deal. Without the Double-Secret Immunity for his FARA violations, drug violations, prostitution violations, possible Mann Act violations -- it just wasn't what Hunter wanted.

He wanted full complete from birth-until-the-present moment immunity. And Weiss tried to give him that, covertly. But the judge sniffed it out and exposed the scheme.

And in that context, Merrick Garland now appoints Weiss special counsel, so that he won't have to answer questions about his own criminal behavior.

From redridinghood:

@amuse
OBSTRUCTION of CONGRESS: Merrick Garland appoints David Weiss as special counsel to prevent the House from investigating the DOJ's sweetheart deal with Hunter and his sale of Joe's influence. The special counsel will block Congressional oversight until after the 2024 election.

Before, Weiss could not investigate any crimes that occurred outside of Delaware.

Now he can do that -- hypothetically.

But he's not being appointed special counsel so that he'll have the power to investigate all crimes Hunter committed in other jurisdictions.

Oh no. Oh no no no no no.

He's being appointed special counsel so that he'll have the power to grant immunity to all crimes Hunter committed in other jurisdictions.

Banana Republic. Illegitimate tyrannical junta.

Update: This may be -- get this -- illegal, as "Beautiful Hillary Clinton" tips.

Benjamin Weingarten
@bhweingarten
How can AG Merrick Garland tab USA David Weiss be a special counsel, while Weiss retains his position as [a US Attorney]?
The law says: "The Special Counsel shall be selected from outside the United States Government."

Katie Pavlich
@KatiePavlich
Fox reporting plea deal for Hunter Biden is off the table and he's headed to trial.

Sure, sure. I'm sure the "prosecutor" that just committed a fraud on the court to keep Hunter Biden out of jail is really coming after him with every tool at his disposal.

BREAKING: Attorney General Merrick Garland appoints Delaware U.S. Attorney David Weiss as a special counsel in Weiss' investigation of Hunter Biden. https://t.co/N1819adZIT pic.twitter.com/NC1updpP4b
— ABC News (@ABC) August 11, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 02:18 PM

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1 1st

Posted by: GF at August 11, 2023 02:17 PM (aJxr8)

2 Is be use the Brattleboro FART Tube thans Californica cans use Humin Greenhouse Gas to power the electrioal grid !!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 11, 2023 02:19 PM (hSa/7)

3 Where did I put my shocked face?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2023 02:19 PM (u73oe)

4 I think this appointment is, shall we say, extra-constitutional, in that the law says appointment of this nature shall be made from OUTSIDE the government.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 02:19 PM (MeG8a)

5 David Weiss just announced that he has granted Hunter Biden blanket immunity for all past crimes in return for his complete testimony about the past crimes of Hunter Biden.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2023 02:20 PM (z99Zw)

6 How does this prevent Congress from continuing to investigate the stench of this corruption? If anything, it should expand the scope of the investigation into the stench of the David Weiss corruption.

I assume I'm missing something, but what?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2023 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

7 this is a sure sign that Trump will be indicted again on Monday

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2023 02:20 PM (us2H3)

8 Who wants to bet that Trump is going to get indicted on more charges this afternoon?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2023 02:21 PM (fKIdX)

9 I am a supporter of Cruz so I expect him to use his legal expertise to oppose this sham appointment . If he doesn’t then I may have to join the LIB contingent.

I think I’m out and they drag me back in !!

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 02:21 PM (MNhXM)

10 And it all comes down to "ha ha, fuck you, watcha gonna do about it?"

And our rep's answer is "nuttin' ".

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2023 02:22 PM (2/ueB)

11 this is war

it's warfare

yes, there will be new charges vs PDJT this afternoon most likely

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 11, 2023 02:22 PM (AcWfM)

12 Right now KJP is standing in front of a mirror practicing.

I’d refer you to the special counsel’s office for those questions.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2023 02:22 PM (u73oe)

13 Apparently Hunter Biden's attorney was not available to take the job.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 11, 2023 02:22 PM (lTGtQ)

14 Sure, sure. I'm sure the "prosecutor" that just committed a fraud on the court to keep Hunter Biden out of jail is really coming after him with every tool at his disposal.

So I can expect a 3am no-knock SWAT raid on him to execute a search warrant or some such that gets leaked to the news for national broadcast and humiliation/embarrassment.

Right?

Posted by: LIV Moron at August 11, 2023 02:23 PM (JCZqz)

15 next we will hear Weiss has resigned so he can take the better gig.

"We have a banana republic, IF they can keep it."

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2023 02:23 PM (Cus5s)

16 Is it still too soon under the Claire Wolfe formulation?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 11, 2023 02:23 PM (Bd6X8)

17 Mean Republicans going after opponent’s chilrin

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 11, 2023 02:23 PM (/A6QO)

18 But think what this will do for Weiss' career!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2023 02:23 PM (JvZF+)

19 Hunter's trial will be just as legit as the covid vaccine trial.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2023 02:24 PM (QSXi6)

20 The secret plea deal was why Hunter wouldn't go to trial. He's not getting a guilty verdict in Delaware. His lawyers will use the same defense strategy as José Inez García Zárate's lawyers, i.e., Don't you want to stick to Trump and his followers?

Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at August 11, 2023 02:24 PM (QpUKb)

21 6 How does this prevent Congress from continuing to investigate the stench of this corruption? If anything, it should expand the scope of the investigation into the stench of the David Weiss corruption.

I assume I'm missing something, but what?
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2023 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

Yep, if I'm the House, I use the fact this special counsel appointment is against the law, and go even harder on obstruction of justice against everyone...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 11, 2023 02:24 PM (exHjb)

22 Charlie Weis Lardass > David Weiss Corrupt Lawyer

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2023 02:24 PM (R/m4+)

23 "We have a banana republic, IF they can keep it."
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2023 02:23 PM (Cus5s)

———

What did I ever do to deserve this?

- Mr Banana

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 11, 2023 02:25 PM (/A6QO)

24 Wow.
Republic of Chiquita would be impressed!

Posted by: MkY at August 11, 2023 02:25 PM (cPGH3)

25 I'm a lawyer n all but Merrick said that it might be a good look to appoint me as SC

Posted by: Hunter at August 11, 2023 02:25 PM (us2H3)

26 I suggest that McCarthy start impeachment hearings next Monday.

If not, a whole bunch of republicans are going to be looking for jobs in January 2025. This has gone beyond clown world. They are literally using thug tactics in our faces.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 11, 2023 02:25 PM (lTGtQ)

27 rep Steube just filed impeachment articles not sure if related but at least he's trying I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 11, 2023 02:25 PM (AcWfM)

28 But Hunter is still on trial for the previous charges, correct? He still has to go to court, afaik.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2023 02:25 PM (Cus5s)

29 If the media had reported factually on the Biden crime family in 2020 instead of working with the left to cover everything up Joe would never have been elected president. No amount of cheating would have made it happen.

Now does everyone believe the 2020 election was rigged?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2023 02:25 PM (ZLI7S)

30 His Attempt to Defraud the Court to Coverty Confer Blanket Immunity on Hunter Biden

Do not take Coverty if allergic to Coverty. Do not operate heavy equipment while taking Coverty. Moderate to severe plaque psoriasis may result from taking Coverty, etc., etc.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 11, 2023 02:25 PM (/HDaX)

31 or I guess that blanket immunity erases all past sins.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2023 02:26 PM (Cus5s)

32 Eh, bunch of Karen's voted for Norms. I'm sure they arr down with this explicit display of white rich privilege.

Posted by: Bete at August 11, 2023 02:26 PM (BRhwL)

33 It's a nice roadmap they are developing. For when we have a R president. What goes around....

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2023 02:26 PM (EHNgd)

34 And so it begins…

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 11, 2023 02:27 PM (/A6QO)

35 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

36 He's being appointed special counsel so that he'll have the power to grant immunity to all crimes Hunter committed in other jurisdictions.

Sshh - that is the announcement for NEXT Friday.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 11, 2023 02:27 PM (lTGtQ)

37 Update: This may be -- get this -- illegal, as "Beautiful Hillary Clinton" tips.

Benjamin Weingarten
@bhweingarten
How can AG Merrick Garland tab USA David Weiss be a special counsel, while Weiss retains his position as [a US Attorney]?

The law says: "The Special Counsel shall be selected from outside the United States Government."
_____________________________________

I admire the optimism, but we ALL know that won't change the appointment, or any of the actions or activites of the criminal ruling junta....

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 11, 2023 02:27 PM (KZaqS)

38 They're just openly pointing and laughing at us now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Impeachment needs to start with Garland, then Wray, then we can discuss the Biden mafia as rational adults...
Yeah, right!

Posted by: GOPe at August 11, 2023 02:27 PM (cPGH3)

40 I never would have expected such shenanigans from our DOJ

Never!

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 11, 2023 02:27 PM (6I2Cp)

41 sheesh, it is not Coverty, it is Covfefe.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2023 02:28 PM (Cus5s)

42 Again. Please tell me how hard I need to vote this next election.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2023 02:28 PM (BdMk6)

43 The Judge should slap down this request as well.

Clearly this is just protection for Weiss and Hunter, and the Biden Crime Family.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 11, 2023 02:28 PM (KYUHu)

44

Ollie ollie oxen free!

Wasn't much of a game of hide-n-seek to start with.

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2023 02:29 PM (j4U/Z)

45 Hey, I just realized Garland and Biden are indictable on the same charges for which Trump was indicted!

Huh, not sure how I feel about that...

Posted by: Jack Smith's consicence at August 11, 2023 02:29 PM (3vZ3S)

46 John Durham, Act II

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 11, 2023 02:29 PM (yG+Ds)

47 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 11, 2023 02:29 PM (T4tVD)

48 42 Again. Please tell me how hard I need to vote this next election.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2023 02:28 PM (BdMk6)
_______________

Very very very hard. Like super-duper hard. Like harderer. Also many many many times.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2023 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

49 It must be nice to try and illegally insert immunity into a plea deal, pay a defense lawyer to illegally impersonate the prosecution to try and remove evidence, and then get rewarded by being made SC, and given the ability to offer a blanket pardon to someone.

Someone who has been proven to be an illegal foreign agent, and who shared the illegal bribe money with the old coot in the oval office.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 11, 2023 02:30 PM (lTGtQ)

50 Also many many many times.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2023 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
Especially many many times

Posted by: Black JEM at August 11, 2023 02:30 PM (UVyKP)

51 Another signal that Jill and Joe aren't leaving 1600 quietly.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 11, 2023 02:30 PM (8AONa)

52 This is all Trump's fault and Desantis should have came out harder against this appointment.

Posted by: Eskimo at August 11, 2023 02:30 PM (ZYNmu)

53 So this is a very elaborate way of spelling "ongoing investigation"?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 02:31 PM (ZLyax)

54 good thing we dodged that bullet not allowing Garland on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

55 He appoints the guy who already showed he is owned by the swamp, who cut an absurd sweet heart deal with biden, and who lied repeatedly.

This is what we call the Potomac 2 Step

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2023 02:32 PM (pVWRI)

56 The Judge should slap down this request as well.

Clearly this is just protection for Weiss and Hunter, and the Biden Crime and Incest Family.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 11, 2023 02:28 PM (KYUHu)

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2023 02:32 PM (v0R5T)

57 "I am a supporter of Cruz so I expect him to use his legal expertise to oppose this sham appointment . If he doesn’t then I may have to join the LIB contingent. "

LIB contingent?
I'd dearly love Cruz and perhaps Dershowitz defend him (can a senator take a leave of absence? )

Posted by: ziggggyyyyeeee at August 11, 2023 02:32 PM (Gv9c2)

58 How does this prevent Congress from continuing to investigate the stench of this corruption? If anything, it should expand the scope of the investigation into the stench of the David Weiss corruption.
Posted by: Elric Blade

AFAIK it only allows the DOJ/FIB to skip hearings or just repeat "it's an on going investimagashun~~!" The Executive cannot put restrictions on Congress.

But of course it gives the GOPe another Failure Theater excuse. "We can do no nothin'~! We'z just poor simple folk what don't have no power~!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2023 02:32 PM (IG4Id)

59 sloppily

Seconds.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 11, 2023 02:32 PM (XiwRJ)

60 Wow.
Republic of Chiquita would be impressed!
Posted by: MkY at August 11, 2023 02:25 PM (cPGH3)

Heh. The United States of Chiquita. It fits.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2023 02:32 PM (BdMk6)

61 He wanted full complete from birth-until-the-present moment immunity.

--

Also holy crap. I've done some lousy things in my life, but imagine being such a horrible person that this is something you pursue.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 02:33 PM (ZLyax)

62 If the evil POS Garland signed on to this be assured nothing will happen. We. Are. Fooked.

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at August 11, 2023 02:33 PM (aOqrc)

63 It's a nice roadmap they are developing. For when we have a R president. What goes around....
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2023 02:26 PM (EHNgd)
===
"We Have to Show We Can Govern!"

"We Have to Get Something Done!"

"We Have To Reach Across the Aisle!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2023 02:33 PM (JvZF+)

64 The Deep State protects their own.

Joe Biden was installed by the Deep State, and he will remain President until the Deep State decides otherwise.

Hunter Biden, who is an accessory to Joe, cannot be impugned by those NASTEE! Rethuglicans.

The United States is not a banana republic, per se.

But it has devolved into a kind of oligarchy, where a relative handful of very rich people have an immeasurable influence on How Things Are Done.

I don't know how widely this is known, but Robert Bigelow, erstwhile billionaire "Republican" donor, has halted contributions to Ron DeSantis until he "moderates" some of his positions.

Because. That's why.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at August 11, 2023 02:33 PM (vcOmj)

65 Anyone still think Biden is going to step aside in 2024?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2023 02:34 PM (KbCG3)

66 The Constitution has now been entirely subsumed by the Under Investigation, Sources and Methods and Conspiracy-To-Something-Something clauses.

Posted by: Zek at August 11, 2023 02:34 PM (5FPX4)

67 The Judge should slap down this request as well.

Clearly this is just protection for Weiss and Hunter, and the Biden Crime Family.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 11, 2023 02:28 PM (KYUHu)

THIS is worse than the plea deal in every conceivable way.
The Turtle and Mrs Luntz will momentarily give hearty endorsements of Garland's action...gives you the warm and fuzzies to know that we have such 'men' in 'R' 'leadership'.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 11, 2023 02:34 PM (yG+Ds)

68 The left continues to manipulate the our adversarial adjudication system. Prosecutors who side with defendants, staged lawsuits by NGOs, environmental groups, and activists that go undefended, etc. If judges aren't willing to uphold the law by controlling what happens in their courtrooms and not rubber stamping non-contested matters, allowing and end-run around laws passed by the legislature, we're fucked.

Posted by: Xander Crews at August 11, 2023 02:34 PM (MpOGS)

69 Do we think that there is even one leftist remaining that cannot see thru this shit?

All my life I wondered how the Nazis could have happened. Since 2006, the answer has been becoming more and more clear every day.

Posted by: jc at August 11, 2023 02:34 PM (N1WXz)

70 Now does everyone believe the 2020 election was rigged?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2023 02:25 PM (ZLI7S)
===
Perhaps, but not widespread
-Bill Barr

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2023 02:34 PM (JvZF+)

71 Thanks for your precis of the situation, Ace. It very much helps at least this non-lawyer to understand what was going on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2023 02:35 PM (YqDXo)

72 LIB contingent?
I'd dearly love Cruz and perhaps Dershowitz defend him (can a senator take a leave of absence? )
Posted by: ziggggyyyyeeee at August 11, 2023 02:32 PM (Gv9c2)

Why not? Feinstein did about 3 terms ago.

Posted by: ronalds545 at August 11, 2023 02:35 PM (0R/4L)

73 It's a nice roadmap they are developing. For when we have a R president. What goes around....

-

Ha. That's not how it works. They shift the Overton window hard to the left. We relentlessly investigate the most conservative president since Coolidge and spike the football over tax cuts that expire.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 02:35 PM (ZLyax)

74 The Biden Crime Organization is barely trying to hide their corruption and criminality anymore. It is a rouge junta that is only marginally following the Constitution and the law because they are not quite confident yet in their ability to go out in as a totalitarian police state. That is being saved for a second term.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2023 02:35 PM (No+Jq)

75 I assume at some point that we'll discuss that the FBI just executed a guy in Provo, Utah, just to show that they can?

The guy needed a cane, weighed 300 lbs, and drove everywhere - the FBI could have just picked him up away from his house when he drove to the store or something.

Instead, they did a NKVD-style pre-dawn raid on his house with a SWAT team, killed him, and left his body outside on the street for hours.

This may have some interesting political ramifications - the guy was a devout member of the LDS Church, and was well-liked in the community.

I guess the message the FBI wanted to send was that it doesn't matter if you are a Trump Republican, or a Utah Republican - the Deep State wants you dead either way.

Be interesting to see if Mitt Romney can avoid commenting on the fact that one of his constituents and co-religionists was just gunned down in cold blood.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2023 02:35 PM (2tUFv)

76 I mean is voting that much of a burden that you won’t vote because you don’t think it makes a difference?

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 02:35 PM (MNhXM)

77 Jonathan Turley comments:

I was not surprised, but I was not nearly as delighted as I would have been two years ago when many of us were calling for this appointment.

They waited for the appointment of a special counsel after the statute of limitations has run on critical crimes, like the tax violations in 2014, 2015. They waited until Weiss himself was accused of slowing or suppressing efforts.

At least the whistleblower suggested that he was not able to pursue cases and didn't aggressively push back on that.

So there's going to be a lot of questions here if this is occurring as Congress is moving aggressively to pursue some of these issues. This new status can certainly slow that process down.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2023 02:36 PM (caMrg)

78 This is beyond anything I have ever seen in all my years. You would think Garland would at least try to appoint a Weiss ally so it wouldn't be so obvious.

So will the GOP all stand on the capitol steps and demand justice?

Didn't think so.

Posted by: LA Sucks at August 11, 2023 02:36 PM (G1dq6)

79 Now does everyone believe the 2020 election was rigged?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2023 02:25 PM (ZLI7S)

"Look at the voting numbers since 2016...."

- - - - Famous Blogger Guy

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

80 I'm confused...Is Weiss a prosecuting attorney or not?

I don't think even a scorecard will help me figure this out...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2023 02:36 PM (YIVH2)

81 Can't the Hunter judge disbar Weiss?

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2023 02:36 PM (rcx6n)

82
Heh. The United States of Chiquita. It fits.

Is Lizzo the Queen of Chiquita?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2023 02:37 PM (63Dwl)

83 This just in: Roland Freisler has appointed Reinhard Heydrich to investigate allegations of human rights abuses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2023 02:37 PM (YqDXo)

84
Is Lizzo the Queen of Chiquita?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2023 02:37 PM (63Dwl)

Bitch!!!! I f*ck you up!!

Posted by: Jennifer Lopez's Fat Ass at August 11, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

85 That article by Mollie Hemingway that JJ linked, about 1972 (?) olympics US basketball TEAM loss to the USSR is recommended. Because USSR walked away with a gold medal.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2023 02:38 PM (EHNgd)

86 If people don't think Republicans in Congress were being effective then how did we get from a plea deal with no prison time to a full blow special counsel coverup in less than a month?

This was the regimes best option and everyone on the planet knows it's a coverup.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2023 02:38 PM (ZLI7S)

87 Imagine if we had free and fair elections. All this stuff would be tossed to the curb next year.

But we don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 02:39 PM (dGCAG)

88 Can't the Hunter judge disbar Weiss?
Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2023 02:36 PM (rcx6n)

If he wants to die of 4 self inflicted gunshot wounds to the back of the head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

89 We need to march on the DOJ (and be shot down like pigs at a slaughter house).

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2023 02:39 PM (D8mow)

90 I tell ya, lampost's and rope, along with tar and feathers.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 11, 2023 02:39 PM (4q/mG)

91

At the dock bar in Harbor Springs, Ronna Romney McDaniel and her friends are on their third Cosmos, trying to figure out how to gin up enough outrage for the icky little contributors to send them some money in response to Marvelous Merrick's cute little ploy.

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2023 02:39 PM (j4U/Z)

92

BUT WHATRABOUT THAT TRUMP

- Joe Jellobrain Biden

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at August 11, 2023 02:39 PM (rmBvg)

93 "It's a fiery trap!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 11, 2023 02:39 PM (2dci9)

94 And nothing can change that 1972 outcome.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2023 02:40 PM (EHNgd)

95 But of course it gives the GOPe another Failure Theater excuse. "We can do no nothin'~! We'z just poor simple folk what don't have no power~!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2023 02:32 PM (IG4Id)

This was crafted to provide the congressoinal GOP thunder cucks a fig leaf of "we don't need to impeach, we have an ongoing investigation!" I will say this has been unraveled very quickly because it is totally unlawful. Weiss is disqualified by law to serve as special counsel because the statute was crafted to assure no one inside the government could serve as such. Not that the law matters one goddamned bit in this garbage tier police state, but people know this is illegal. That knowledge puts pressure on the thunder cucks. They'll try to maintain the pretense, and may do it, but everyone realizes at this point they are controlled opposition, frauds, and liars.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2023 02:40 PM (KSNKu)

96 Merrick Garland is evil.

Posted by: observer at August 11, 2023 02:40 PM (v/NKn)

97 Do we think that there is even one leftist remaining that cannot see thru this shit?

All my life I wondered how the Nazis could have happened. Since 2006, the answer has been becoming more and more clear every day.
Posted by: jc at August 11, 2023 02:34 PM (N1WXz)

I'd say that it's become crystal clear.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2023 02:40 PM (BdMk6)

98 I want a global settlement that will give me immunity for any crimes I may commit in the future.

It's good to be the offspring of the king I guess.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 11, 2023 02:40 PM (GOpmI)

99 No banana republic until there are tanks on the streets in the capitol city, mass rioting, politicians running for their lives and an mustached opposition strongman with a beret and a sidearm.

What we have here is failure theater and a bad plot of Law and Order - Kapital Kops.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2023 02:41 PM (Q4IgG)

100 Merrick Garland is evil.
Posted by: observer at August 11, 2023 02:40 PM (v/NKn)

The entire democrat party is evil. And Washington D.C. is Hell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

101 46 John Durham, Act II
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Yeah, but slower. Take your time.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 11, 2023 02:41 PM (OqSlY)

102 Our mirror universe sucks.

Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2023 02:41 PM (DL9cc)

103 We can't tell you where your tax money goes, and we can't tell you what the budget is.

Every aspect of the federal government is associated with an active investigation.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 11, 2023 02:41 PM (lTGtQ)

104 This just in: Roland Freisler has appointed Reinhard Heydrich to investigate allegations of human rights abuses.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2023 02:37 PM (YqDXo)

I hear tell Hunter Himmler has been known to smoke opium with underaged hookers.

Hopefully they'll get to the bottom of that.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 02:41 PM (dGCAG)

105 One thing could be done that would impress the cynics among us: : Appoint a Special Counsel to investigate shitstain DAVID WEISS.

Put THAT on the next 'R' POTUS to-do list.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 11, 2023 02:41 PM (yG+Ds)

106 wasn't andy mccabe available?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2023 02:41 PM (B1FKF)

107 Soooooo special!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 11, 2023 02:41 PM (Mzdiz)

108 The farting in our general direction has ceased. Now they are full on shitting on us.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2023 02:42 PM (Hd8vt)

109 If people don't think Republicans in Congress were being effective then how did we get from a plea deal with no prison time to a full blow special counsel coverup in less than a month?

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I still think it's a rope-a-dope that the (D)s are allowing the (R)s to remove Biden before 2024 so that Newsome can run.

(D)s get what they want, (R)s look like they accomplished something, and everyone in DC is happy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 02:42 PM (ZLyax)

110 Congress can't subpoena and compel him to appear to testify now that he is conducting a criminal investigation.

It's a win-win for the doj.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2023 02:42 PM (QNSds)

111 The farting in our general direction has ceased. Now they are full on shitting on us.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2023 02:42 PM (Hd8vt)

True story!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Hunter has set the record for highest ranking enablers.

Posted by: DaveA at August 11, 2023 02:43 PM (FhXTo)

113 69
Ding ding ding we have a winnah!

Posted by: observer at August 11, 2023 02:43 PM (v/NKn)

114 With the ongoing severe shortage of lawyers in this country, Garland had no choice but to appoint Weiss as SC. -- CNN, most likely.

PS - Weiss is German for 'white'. So what we have here, ladies and gents, is a weisswash.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 11, 2023 02:43 PM (zHuJr)

115 101 46 John Durham, Act II.

Without the shinola.

Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2023 02:43 PM (DL9cc)

116 Watergate had its DOJ issues also but of course it was against the President not in support. Nixon caused more problems for himself when he fired them.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 02:43 PM (MNhXM)

117 Mr. Garland is too cute by half.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2023 02:43 PM (4I/2K)

118 .

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Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 11, 2023 02:44 PM (v0R5T)

119 109 If people don't think Republicans in Congress were being effective then how did we get from a plea deal with no prison time to a full blow special counsel coverup in less than a month?

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I still think it's a rope-a-dope that the (D)s are allowing the (R)s to remove Biden before 2024 so that Newsome can run.

(D)s get what they want, (R)s look like they accomplished something, and everyone in DC is happy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 02:42 PM (ZLyax)

None of this is necessary if that's their play.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2023 02:44 PM (KbCG3)

120
"A banana republic, if you can keep it in your tailpipe."

-Benjamin Franklin

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2023 02:44 PM (QSXi6)

121 It's a crime syndicate, and we're not in it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2023 02:44 PM (TZ75n)

122 Andrew Weiss can be trusted to investigate Andrew Weiss for his complicity in covering up Hunter's dirty deeds.

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2023 02:44 PM (rcx6n)

123 .

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Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 11, 2023 02:44 PM (v0R5T)

Pbbthhtpblat!!!

Posted by: John Fetterman at August 11, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

124 I guess the message the FBI wanted to send was that it doesn't matter if you are a Trump Republican, or a Utah Republican - the Deep State wants you dead either way.

Be interesting to see if Mitt Romney can avoid commenting on the fact that one of his constituents and co-religionists was just gunned down in cold blood.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

This was a gangland style hit. Except, the gang is the Eff-Bee-Eye, and they ARE the law, so to speak. So they get away with it.
And half the country doesn't know, or doesn't care, or thinks he deserved it. At least half, maybe more.

Justice flows from the barrel of a gun. Somewhat similar to what Chairman Mao once said.
Coincidence?
Mitt Romney? He's a gutless coward.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at August 11, 2023 02:45 PM (vcOmj)

125 No banana republic until there are tanks on the streets in the capitol city, mass rioting, politicians running for their lives and an mustached opposition strongman with a beret and a sidearm.

What we have here is failure theater and a bad plot of Law and Order - Kapital Kops.

Sounded like a job for me, until you got to the beret.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 11, 2023 02:45 PM (Bd6X8)

126 No banana republic until there are tanks on the streets in the capitol city, mass rioting, politicians running for their lives and an mustached opposition strongman with a beret and a sidearm.

What we have here is failure theater and a bad plot of Law and Order - Kapital Kops.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2023 02:41 PM (Q4IgG)

If we're being pedantic about this, the concept of the banana republic was when a third world "nation," especially those in the Caribbean, from where we got our fruit, was basically being ruled by Dole Fruit Co., who would ask the U.S. government to go in and overthrow any democratically elected government that was opposed to Dole's interests.

So the mustachioed strongman was our man. Installed by Washington DC.

Not all that different from our own gov now, except our guys don't usually have mustaches.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 02:45 PM (dGCAG)

127 You and I can see this is corrupt and rotten to the core.

They don't care.

Because they only needed the headline.

And now you won't be able to say or hear anything else about this as the Dems will shout you down and drown everything out with screams of "interference with the Special Counsel"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2023 02:45 PM (FvKrM)

128 Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 02:42 PM (ZLyax)

The Democrat Party does not want their own Nixon, which would neutralize 50 years of mind programming.

So I find this doubtful. Biden will not be sent off with anything but a hero's departure.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2023 02:45 PM (QSXi6)

129 We'll witness this very fortunate course of action for Biden when he does his next public appearance. His snickering obnoxiousness will go into full overdrive.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2023 02:45 PM (XeHMZ)

130 I don't think this is the time -- but, should the need arise in the future, and at some moment that the owners of Garland might determine -- Garland could be directed to take Biden out.

However, the direction will include that Biden is supposed to take the fall for a bunch of DC scum-- probably from both parties, that all the most lucrative crimes are to remain hidden, and that the methods of theft being employed are to remain undiscussed.

Posted by: jc at August 11, 2023 02:46 PM (N1WXz)

131 ace
"Years ago" Merrick Garland was a private citizen. He was unable to appoint anyone Special Prosecutor.

Posted by: Paul at August 11, 2023 02:46 PM (tQAQn)

132 At the dock bar in Harbor Springs, Ronna Romney McDaniel and her friends are on their third Cosmos, trying to figure out how to gin up enough outrage for the icky little contributors to send them some money in response to Marvelous Merrick's cute little ploy.
Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2023 02:39 PM (j4U/Z)

The reality is that this IS the reality.
Guess we should have been suspicious when the same person answered the phone at the DNC subsidiary DBA(doing business as ) the RNC.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 11, 2023 02:46 PM (yG+Ds)

133 Now does everyone believe the 2020 election was rigged?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2023 02:25 PM (ZLI7S)

Michigan police reports documenting that thousands of phony ballots were dumped on the Muskegon City Clerk plus lots more interesting details. The election was rigged and these reports more or less layout how it was done.

https://tinyurl.com/mxdmwxjz

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2023 02:46 PM (No+Jq)

134 Let's wait and see how this unfolds lol
Bartender!! Another scotch please. Mitch!, how you doing old buddy?

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at August 11, 2023 02:46 PM (v/NKn)

135 I may be too optimistic, but I don't think this is gonna stick. It's just too transparently corrupt to hide the rotting stench. I think this is more of a trial balloon, dumped on Friday afternoon ahead of a summer weekend, and we'll see backtracking and reformulation next week.

Plus, as I commented above, I don't see how this legally stops any Congressional investigation. It only makes the existing investigation look that much more important.

So I expect this will be walked back to one degree or another. Or maybe I'm just fucked in the head.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2023 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

136 YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE JUST APPOINTED A FUCKING SPECIAL LAW COCK?????

Posted by: zombie Dick Nixon at August 11, 2023 02:46 PM (IG4Id)

137 Amazing to consider that our vegetable president's crackhead son is the entire foundation upon which this house of cards we call a government apparently rests.

And the left still wields unlimited power and control.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2023 02:47 PM (KbCG3)

138 Types.
Deletes.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 11, 2023 02:47 PM (wtvvX)

139 We can't tell you where your tax money goes, and we can't tell you what the budget is.

Every aspect of the federal government is associated with an active investigation.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Let me circle back to you on this....

Posted by: Jen Psaki, remember me? at August 11, 2023 02:47 PM (vcOmj)

140 Apparently New Adam Schitt Daniel Goldman wasn't interested in the job.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 11, 2023 02:47 PM (OZjDX)

141 Michigan police reports documenting that thousands of phony ballots were dumped on the Muskegon City Clerk plus lots more interesting details. The election was rigged and these reports more or less layout how it was done.

https://tinyurl.com/mxdmwxjz
Posted by: Lost In Space

--

But they reported it to the FBI!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 02:47 PM (ZLyax)

142 I just wrote Cruz an email . Since I haven’t donated to him in a number of years I assume it will go to the bottom of the list to be read.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 02:48 PM (MNhXM)

143 Peter Doocy appears to really trigger Biden.

One day soon he will really lose it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2023 02:48 PM (JvZF+)

144 .

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Posted by: Mitch McConnell

Pbbthhtpblat!!!
Posted by: John Fetterman

uh

Aye

Posted by: dian at August 11, 2023 02:48 PM (v0R5T)

145 Re: the prohibition of appointing someone currently in government, wasn't Durham in the government when Barr appointed him?

Posted by: jeannebodine at August 11, 2023 02:48 PM (ddFzi)

146 Merrick Garland is evil.
Posted by: observer at August 11, 2023 02:40 PM

Welcome to the new and improved Volksgericht.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2023 02:48 PM (Wnv9h)

147 Watergate had its DOJ issues also but of course it was against the President not in support. Nixon caused more problems for himself when he fired them.
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 02:43 PM (MNhXM)

Watergate was a CIA op. Nixon was in over his head. The people he trusted, those he thought he could control, those who were actively stabbing him in the back... this was all set up from the start.

He never stood a chance.

At least they didn't put a bullet in his head, so he had that going for him. Which was nice.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 02:48 PM (dGCAG)

148 Also, Ace, I'm an imbecile

Posted by: Paul at August 11, 2023 02:48 PM (v/NKn)

149 118 .

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Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 11, 2023 02:44 PM (v0R5T)

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Posted by: Diane Feinstein (by POA) at August 11, 2023 02:49 PM (4I/2K)

150 Sounded like a job for me, until you got to the beret.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I will do the beret and the sidearm but the mustache is right out!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 11, 2023 02:49 PM (Wy1BU)

151 If we're being pedantic about this, the concept of the banana republic was when a third world "nation," especially those in the Caribbean, from where we got our fruit, was basically being ruled by Dole Fruit Co., who would ask the U.S. government to go in and overthrow any democratically elected government that was opposed to Dole's interests.

So the mustachioed strongman was our man. Installed by Washington DC.

Not all that different from our own gov now, except our guys don't usually have mustaches.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 02:45 PM (dGCAG)
______________

And we're being ruled by home-grown fruits.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2023 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

152 131 ace
"Years ago" Merrick Garland was a private citizen. He was unable to appoint anyone Special Prosecutor.
Posted by: Paul at August 11, 2023 02:46 PM (tQAQn)

Paul, you ignorant slut.
Garland is a Deep State Lifer.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 11, 2023 02:49 PM (yG+Ds)

153 YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE JUST APPOINTED A FUCKING SPECIAL LAW COCK?????
Posted by: zombie Dick Nixon at August 11, 2023 02:46 PM (IG4Id)
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*zombie Archibald Cox and Leon Jaworski have entered the chat*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2023 02:49 PM (JvZF+)

154 Alright, stop, collaborate and listen
Weiss is back with a brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
"Will it ever stop?" Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, huh, and I'll glow
To the extreme, I rock a crime like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

Weiss, Weiss Baby
Weiss, Weiss Baby
Too Cold

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2023 02:49 PM (NtVYv)

155 Posted by: Paul at August 11, 2023 02:46 PM (tQAQn)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 11, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

156 The farting in our general direction has ceased. Now they are full on shitting on us.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2023 02:42 PM (Hd8vt)
================
And, of course, Squeezebox Barr thinks this goes too far. "Some acts can be shameful", he said (referring to Hunter), "but not be illegal".

I'm so old that I remember people defending Barr (and, especially, Rod Rosenstein). But we are all older, wiser, and far more cynical about the foul DOJ now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2023 02:50 PM (AFT8j)

157 Here's what people need to ask, when the DemMedia claims the Special Counsel is not a whitewash and a cover-up:

What additional facts-- not already known by Garland for months--justified it now?

Ha. Trick question: the basis for a special counsel is not the facts of the crime but the parties involved--WHICH HAVE NOT CHANGED.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2023 02:50 PM (FvKrM)

158 Oh look. Paul's mouth opened and shit fell out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Peter Doocy appears to really trigger Biden.

One day soon he will really lose it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Let me be the first to say....Peter Doocy did not kill himself.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at August 11, 2023 02:51 PM (vcOmj)

160 Weiss is a scumbag , Garland is a scumbag, all Dems are scumbags. Screw it I hit an exacta for $94 and a trifecta for $740 at Saratoga.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2023 02:51 PM (91b3H)

161 Amazing to consider that our vegetable president's crackhead son is the entire foundation upon which this house of cards we call a government apparently rests.

And the left still wields unlimited power and control.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2023 02:47 PM (KbCG3)

It is kinda cute and funny. We got Hunter bringing down Team Biden, meanwhile Team Obama might be brought down by Barak's gay cook/lover.

It could happen. Probably won't, but it could, and that would be glorious.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 02:51 PM (dGCAG)

162 Watergate had its DOJ issues also but of course it was against the President not in support. Nixon caused more problems for himself when he fired them.
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 02:43 PM (MNhXM)

Watergate was a CIA op...
He never stood a chance.
At least they didn't put a bullet in his head, so he had that going for him. Which was nice.
Posted by: BurtTC

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The bolded part. Somewhere around 1970-1976 seems to be when we switched to chekism.

Speaking of, didn't Biden refuse to release a bunch of related documents that were aging out and would become public?

Eh, probably nothing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 02:51 PM (ZLyax)

163 Oh look. Paul's mouth opened and shit fell out.

Could be his brain. Hard to tell, really.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 11, 2023 02:51 PM (Bd6X8)

164 It could happen. Probably won't, but it could, and that would be glorious.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 02:51 PM (dGCAG)

After all this s**t I think we deserve it

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2023 02:52 PM (bs+z0)

165 Is Paul as dumb as most leftists?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2023 02:52 PM (JvZF+)

166 Can't wait for Huge Hewitt to tell us to trust in the holy and pure system that is DC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2023 02:52 PM (IG4Id)

167 Watergate was a CIA op. Nixon was in over his head. The people he trusted, those he thought he could control, those who were actively stabbing him in the back... this was all set up from the start.

He never stood a chance.

At least they didn't put a bullet in his head, so he had that going for him. Which was nice.
Posted by: BurtTC

Later in life, Richard Nixon said that his "ouster" was actually all over him going off the Gold Standard.
"I handed them the knife, and they gleefully shoved it in" paraphrasing what Nixon said, years later.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at August 11, 2023 02:53 PM (vcOmj)

168 Can't wait for Huge Hewitt to tell us to trust in the holy and pure system that is DC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2023 02:52 PM (IG4Id)

Did he get fat?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

169 So, what's the countdown clock for Andrew McCarthy to post on National Review Online his latest column that this proves the DOJ is honest and fair?

Because he still stands by his endorsement of Garland for the Supreme Court.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2023 02:53 PM (FvKrM)

170 I think this appointment is, shall we say, extra-constitutional, in that the law says appointment of this nature shall be made from OUTSIDE the government.

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I think the whole Special Counsel statute is unconstitutional. But whatevs.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 11, 2023 02:53 PM (sX1BW)

171 Sure, sure. I'm sure the "prosecutor" that just committed a fraud on the court to keep Hunter Biden out of jail is really coming after him with every tool at his disposal.

Any outside chance that this prosecutor - who got his ass handed to him by Judge Noreika - actually does his job by realizing his career and reputation are more important than continuing to try and protect Hunter? Or am I just being naïve?

Posted by: Cheri at August 11, 2023 02:53 PM (oiNtH)

172 What's the ballz about this whole shit show is watching the Dems LITLERY! work three times as hard to keep hunter and Biden out if jail facing a mountain of public evidence as they do to imprison Trump on a speeding ticket by comparison.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2023 02:54 PM (eggM4)

173 169 So, what's the countdown clock for Andrew McCarthy to post on National Review Online his latest column that this proves the DOJ is honest and fair?

Because he still stands by his endorsement of Garland for the Supreme Court.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2023 02:53 PM (FvKrM)

Oddly enough he has already weighed in and he thinks this despicable

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2023 02:54 PM (bs+z0)

174 Is Paul as dumb as most leftists?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 11, 2023 02:52 PM (JvZF+)

Paul is a troll.

All trolls are Average Joe.

Average Joe sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

175 Paul is a troll.

All trolls are Average Joe.

Average Joe sucks cock by choice.

The old ways are best.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 11, 2023 02:54 PM (Bd6X8)

176 I'm waiting for the Intrepid DU, liason to comment. It aught to be a doocy.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 11, 2023 02:55 PM (awjlR)

177 Watergate and its aftermath really did a number on the Constitution. Or at least the public's understanding of the Constitution.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 11, 2023 02:55 PM (sX1BW)

178 Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 11, 2023 02:44 PM (v0R5T)

You been sandbagged?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 11, 2023 02:55 PM (Mzdiz)

179 Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 02:45 PM (dGCAG)
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And we're being ruled by home-grown fruits.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2023 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

Not just home growns, we also have any number of people who aren't really Americans, running different ops for foreign nations inside our government and the corporations.

Look at Pfizer. They control the U.S. as much as the U.S. Senate or Supreme Court.

Then there's the WEF people, and all their dirty homo Krauts and Belgians running around.

Lots of exotic fruit, local and imported.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 02:55 PM (dGCAG)

180 172 What's the ballz about this whole shit show is watching the Dems LITLERY! work three times as hard to keep hunter and Biden out if jail facing a mountain of public evidence as they do to imprison Trump on a speeding ticket by comparison.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2023 02:54 PM (eggM4)

That they have a viable candidate in Newsome and yet still go to these lengths to protect a braindead vegetable and his crackhead son shows the depth of the corruption within our government.

They can't get rid of Joe. Maybe don't even want to. And there's no "good" reason why.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2023 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

181
Lots of exotic fruit, local and imported.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 02:55 PM (dGCAG)

You rang?

Posted by: Gerardo at August 11, 2023 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

182 Nixon and Reagan were re-elected with 49 states. DC, worth 3 electoral votes, voted against.

If DC residents don't teach their children to fucking revere Nixon and Reagan, then they are out of step with America writ large. I don't think this is helpful advice, it is descriptive of the breadth of the rift between two tribes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2023 02:57 PM (44ww/)

183 Types.
Deletes.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 11, 2023 02:47 PM (wtvvX)

Agree.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2023 02:57 PM (BdMk6)

184 Any outside chance that this prosecutor - who got his ass handed to him by Judge Noreika - actually does his job by realizing his career and reputation are more important than continuing to try and protect Hunter? Or am I just being naïve?
Posted by: Cheri

Forget this post. I was thinking that the prosecutor was someone other than Weiss. I got confused with all of the scum bags involved.

Posted by: Cheri at August 11, 2023 02:57 PM (oiNtH)

185 Later in life, Richard Nixon said that his "ouster" was actually all over him going off the Gold Standard.
"I handed them the knife, and they gleefully shoved it in" paraphrasing what Nixon said, years later.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at August 11, 2023 02:53 PM (vcOmj)
_____________

Nah. Watergate was payback for Nixon ringing up Alger Hiss. NYT and WaPo were rabid fanbois of his.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2023 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

186 Has McCarthy issued a strongly worded statement yet?

Posted by: Dingbat at August 11, 2023 02:57 PM (TQFkT)

187 They don't care. They're farting in our faces, laughing about it, then giving us all a collective swirlie.

Buy food, water, and ammo.

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2023 02:58 PM (oXNqT)

188

Hey, it's almost 3:00 on Friday.

What say we move on and forget all this stuff.

Monday we'll indict Trump somewhere.

Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2023 02:58 PM (j4U/Z)

189 Watergate was a CIA op...
He never stood a chance.
At least they didn't put a bullet in his head, so he had that going for him. Which was nice.
Posted by: BurtTC

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The bolded part. Somewhere around 1970-1976 seems to be when we switched to chekism.

Speaking of, didn't Biden refuse to release a bunch of related documents that were aging out and would become public?

Eh, probably nothing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 02:51 PM

It was a little bit before that, it started in the late 50s with the cia and their off the books black ops. And it really took off during the Vietnam war. Those guys went rouge all over South East Asia and had zero oversight from any branch of the government.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2023 02:58 PM (QNSds)

190 This was a gangland style hit. Except, the gang is the Eff-Bee-Eye, and they ARE the law, so to speak. So they get away with it.

We'll see if the Utah County DA (Provo) has any cojones.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2023 02:58 PM (2tUFv)

191 Later in life, Richard Nixon said that his "ouster" was actually all over him going off the Gold Standard...
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor

--

I'll just leave this here:

"Executive Order 11110 was an executive order issued by President John F. Kennedy (JFK) on June 4, 1963.This order granted the Treasury Department the authority to issue silver certificates, an alternative to the traditional paper currency issued by the Federal Reserve System.

This order caused a stir in the political world, as it was seen as an attempt to bypass the Federal Reserve and create a new, separate monetary system. This executive order was issued to fix the US economy, which was in a state of stagflation due to rising prices and a decrease in the value of the US dollar. The goal of executive order 1110 was to create a sliver-backed currency that would be in competition with the Federal Reserve dollar."

https://tinyurl.com/mpk44ztz

(Kennedy was assassinated on November 22, 1963)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 02:58 PM (ZLyax)

192 I imagine if the roles here were reversed the left would just ignore what the administration said or was doing and open their own version of an inquisition. A hand wave to make it kosher and that'd be it.

The two micks* need to get their collective shit together and decide if they want to hang off a lamppost or just be relegated to irrelevance.

*McCarthy/McConnell

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2023 02:59 PM (Q4IgG)

193 Can't wait for Huge Hewitt to tell us to trust in the holy and pure system that is DC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2023 02:52 PM (IG4Id)

A tete a tete between Hugh Hewitt and Andrew McCarthy about the absolute integrity of the DOJ would be riveting.

Posted by: jmt at August 11, 2023 02:59 PM (1HOPv)

194 Later in life, Richard Nixon said that his "ouster" was actually all over him going off the Gold Standard.
"I handed them the knife, and they gleefully shoved it in" paraphrasing what Nixon said, years later.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at August 11, 2023 02:53 PM (vcOmj)

Yeah, I don't understand a lot of the financial shenanigans that happened around all that. Nixon wasn't a lefty, but he sure was cock-curious around lefty ideas. How much he got tricked into things, and how much he was the trickster, I don't know. The Gold Standard stuff though, yeah, there are some who consider that the beginning of the end for us.

I also happen to think Kissinger whispered his wormtongue in Nixon's ear, and we have a superpower China, and nukular Iran right now because of Kissinger's Machiavellian games.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 03:00 PM (dGCAG)

195 This wouldn't even happen in Peruvia!

Posted by: Joey Sausage - if mean tweets are wrong then I don't want to be right at August 11, 2023 03:00 PM (eheVn)

196 David Weiss just announced that he has granted Hunter Biden blanket immunity for all past crimes in return for his complete testimony about the past crimes of Hunter Biden.

Let me correct the record:

David Weiss just announced that he has granted Hunter Biden blanket immunity for all past crimes in return for Hunter taking the fifth about the past crimes of Hunter Biden.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 11, 2023 03:00 PM (CecP5)

197 Not to worry. Rep. Jim Jordan is no doubt working on a new scowl that he will unleash any day now.

Posted by: Paco at August 11, 2023 03:01 PM (njExo)

198 So who has standing to object that the special counsel was not properly appointed?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2023 03:01 PM (FvKrM)

199 > I hit an exacta for $94 and a trifecta for $740 at Saratoga.

Sorry, I don't know anything about prostitute slang. What does this mean?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2023 03:01 PM (0N1h0)

200 Weiss is a scumbag , Garland is a scumbag, all Dems are scumbags. Screw it I hit an exacta for $94 and a trifecta for $740 at Saratoga.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2023 02:51 PM (91b3H)

You are correct sir, and congratulation on your trip to the track. You did good and I’m raising my glass to to you.

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at August 11, 2023 03:01 PM (aOqrc)

201 @185 - I remember Whittaker Chambers writing that the commies would never be finished with Nixon

Posted by: Crouching Chigger at August 11, 2023 03:01 PM (P7Q1x)

202 Nah. Watergate was payback for Nixon ringing up Alger Hiss. NYT and WaPo were rabid fanbois of his.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2023 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

Probably not an either/or. More of a this AND that.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 03:02 PM (dGCAG)

203 192 I imagine if the roles here were reversed the left would just ignore what the administration said or was doing and open their own version of an inquisition. A hand wave to make it kosher and that'd be it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2023 02:59 PM (Q4IgG)

The impeachment proceedings would begin Monday.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2023 03:02 PM (KbCG3)

204 garland was confirmed by the senate around march 10 2021. he's been around for almost two and a half years and now he acts.

paul is clearly a schisskopf

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2023 03:02 PM (B1FKF)

205 I told you it was a fucking trap!!

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at August 11, 2023 03:02 PM (v/NKn)

206 Sorry, I don't know anything about prostitute slang. What does this mean?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2023 03:01 PM (0N1h0)

Front hole included ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2023 03:02 PM (NtVYv)

207 197 Not to worry. Rep. Jim Jordan is no doubt working on a new scowl that he will unleash any day now.
Posted by: Paco at August 11, 2023 03:01 PM (njExo)

Sleeve Status: First button on left sleeve undone and cuff folded back. Gettin' serious

Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at August 11, 2023 03:02 PM (QpUKb)

208 It was a little bit before that, it started in the late 50s with the cia and their off the books black ops. And it really took off during the Vietnam war. Those guys went rouge all over South East Asia and had zero oversight from any branch of the government.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

--

I was thinking the 70s because that's when the globalistTrilateral Commission starting infiltrating the White House.

Interesting read here if you haven't. TC members and their positions are bolded. They've surrounded every president since the 70s:

https://tinyurl.com/y4ffe79v

I like this quote from that piece a lot:

"It’s time to stop seeing only what you think you know and start knowing what you can clearly see."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 03:02 PM (ZLyax)

209 199 > I hit an exacta for $94 and a trifecta for $740 at Saratoga.

Sorry, I don't know anything about prostitute slang. What does this mean?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2023 03:01 PM (0N1h0)

When a man loves three horses very much...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2023 03:03 PM (KbCG3)

210 Now for an off topic story:
Residents of Maui have connected the recent uses of green lasers of Chinese origin (now confirmed) to the recent disastrous fire. Some are saying that Maui was the target of a Directed Energy Weapon (DEW) to start the blazes. I'm watching a channel where an ex-mil guy says he thinks this is what happened, and that it also happened in the Paradise CA fire, the Malibu fire, the Canadian fires.
In light of all that has happened, I can't rule it out.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 03:03 PM (MeG8a)

211 It was a little bit before that, it started in the late 50s with the cia and their off the books black ops. And it really took off during the Vietnam war. Those guys went rouge all over South East Asia and had zero oversight from any branch of the government.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2023 02:58 PM (QNSds)

Yup.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2023 03:03 PM (BdMk6)

212 Can't wait for Huge Hewitt to tell us to trust in the holy and pure system that is DC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2023 02:52 PM (IG4Id)

A tete a tete between Hugh Hewitt and Andrew McCarthy about the absolute integrity of the DOJ would be riveting.
Posted by: jmt at August 11, 2023 02:59 PM (1HOPv)

Hugh Hewitt…spit oh and spit again

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at August 11, 2023 03:03 PM (aOqrc)

213 What kind of commie crap is this.

Judge Chutkan says Trump's not allowed to defend himself in the court of public opinion?

https://is.gd/HaRtup

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2023 03:03 PM (0N1h0)

214 Sure, sure. I'm sure the "prosecutor" that just committed a fraud on the court to keep Hunter Biden out of jail is really coming after him with every tool at his disposal.

Ace, is this level of cynicism appropriate for an Ewok of such tender years?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2023 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)

215 "It's a fiery trap!"His scheme was to confer blanket immunity on Hunter Biden for all crimes he committed in the past, including those never named or referenced.

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What, no immunity for future crimes?

Piker ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 11, 2023 03:03 PM (bjYEL)

216 Wasn't the original-original plea also attempting to grant Hunter Biden immunity from *future* crimes as well?

Basically giving him carte blanche to do whatever he liked (Hello, Epstein's Island!)...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2023 03:03 PM (YIVH2)

217 It was a little bit before that, it started in the late 50s with the cia and their off the books black ops. And it really took off during the Vietnam war. Those guys went rouge all over South East Asia and had zero oversight from any branch of the government.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2023 02:58 PM (QNSds)

I've often argued CIA was corrupt from the start, and there are lots of things they were up to that are still not revealed.

Were they engaging in domestic ops? Yes, from the start. Were they behind ALL FOUR of those prominent assassinations in the 60s? Almost certainly.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 03:04 PM (dGCAG)

218 Just rubbing our faces in it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 11, 2023 03:04 PM (ufFY8)

219 As regards the late Utah 300 lb. Feeb Victim, I'd like to know what his "standing" was within his community.

Not just his neighbors, or Church, but what his online writings were (if any), how many readers he might've attracted, and all other kinds of "etc."

They did NOT select him as their target based only on his fanciful rantings, I'm sure.

The story behind the story, that we are never told.

Would be fascinating reading, I'm sure!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 11, 2023 03:04 PM (e6UQI)

220 218 Just rubbing our faces in it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 11, 2023 03:04 PM (ufFY

Because they can

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2023 03:04 PM (bs+z0)

221 Judge Chutkan says Trump's not allowed to defend himself in the court of public opinion?

https://is.gd/HaRtup
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2023 03:03 PM (0N1h0)
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He's not going to be allowed to present a defense in court, either.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2023 03:04 PM (YIVH2)

222 Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2023 02:52 PM (bs+z0)

Andy McCarthy is being forcibly redpilled. I considered him a fraud and blowhard grifter but in recent weeks it has become apparent he was a True Believer who has been muggled by reality (and reality wasn't prosecuted due to its political affiliations).

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2023 03:04 PM (KSNKu)

223 Just rubbing our faces in it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 11, 2023 03:04 PM

Rubbing their taints in your face and tea bagging you on the way by.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

224 We'll see if the Utah County DA (Provo) has any cojones.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Think that the FBI will show up at Kathy Griffin's house for posting pictures of Jack Smith holding Trump's blood decapitated head?

I'm sure that they will be on this.

Posted by: Cheri at August 11, 2023 03:05 PM (oiNtH)

225 Re: the prohibition of appointing someone currently in government, wasn't Durham in the government when Barr appointed him?

Posted by: jeannebodine at August 11, 2023 02:48 PM (ddFzi)

Yes. I think the same issue was brought up at the time. I don't know the workaround. Durham resigned as US Attorney when Biden took office but stayed on as special counsel.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2023 03:05 PM (xPl2J)

226 201 @185 - I remember Whittaker Chambers writing that the commies would never be finished with Nixon
Posted by: Crouching Chigger at August 11, 2023 03:01 PM (P7Q1x)

The only president jettisoned sans assassination.

Posted by: jmt at August 11, 2023 03:05 PM (1HOPv)

227 In other news, I am watching Succession for the first time. On season 2, and Sarah Snook has a big ass.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 11, 2023 03:05 PM (ufFY8)

228 Sorry, I don't know anything about prostitute slang. What does this mean?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2023 03:01 PM

I'm sorry, bonhomme, I can't answer that.

Posted by: JOHN 9000 at August 11, 2023 03:06 PM (a3Q+t)

229 As regards the late Utah 300 lb. Feeb Victim, I'd like to know what his "standing" was within his community.

-

From what I've read he was essentially John Wick, except for the part where he was mostly homebound because he couldn't easily move or do much of anything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 03:06 PM (ZLyax)

230 ----
He's not going to be allowed to present a defense in court, either.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2023 03:04 PM (YIVH2)

You've no right to remain silent. Anything you say will be twisted and used against you regardless. You can't have an attorney. If you cannot afford one anyway, we'll appoint an incompetent fool that won't listen to a word you say.

Do you understand this anal rape we're about to foist upon you?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

231 I hit an exacta for $94 and a trifecta for $740 at Saratoga.
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Sorry, I don't know anything about prostitute slang. What does this mean?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2023 03:01 PM (0N1h0)

Trifecta is what the kids used to call "around the world." Exacta is the squeakhole.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

232 It was a little bit before that, it started in the late 50s with the cia and their off the books black ops. And it really took off during the Vietnam war. Those guys went rouge all over South East Asia and had zero oversight from any branch of the government.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 11, 2023 02:58 PM (QNSds)

They love you long time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2023 03:07 PM (4I/2K)

233 Sorry, I don't know anything about prostitute slang. What does this mean?

It means you better off

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 11, 2023 03:08 PM (XiwRJ)

234 Thank you, Cornyn You prick

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2023 03:08 PM (Hd8vt)

235 If you read the comments from the judge in the J6 case, you can see how much the Uniparty hates Trump.

Trump has to force her to issue a gag order.

And then he has to go out of his way to violate.
Live, on national TV-- the judge said I can't talk about this case because she doesn't want you to hear the truth. She thinks she works for the Democrats, not you, the people paying her salary. So when the Democrats said, "don't let him tell America what really happened," she snapped to attention and tried to shut me up. Well, here's the truth the Democrats and their judges don't want you to know:

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2023 03:09 PM (FvKrM)

236 The only president jettisoned sans assassination.
Posted by: jmt at August 11, 2023 03:05 PM (1HOPv)

Helllooooo!

Posted by: Donald John T. at August 11, 2023 03:09 PM (dGCAG)

237 How can AG Merrick Garland tab USA David Weiss be a special counsel, while Weiss retains his position as [a US Attorney]?

The law says: "The Special Counsel shall be selected from outside the United States Government."

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Out: Calvinball.
In: Calvinlaw.

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 11, 2023 03:09 PM (bjYEL)

238 Now for an off topic story:
Residents of Maui have connected the recent uses of green lasers of Chinese origin (now confirmed) to the recent disastrous fire. Some are saying that Maui was the target of a Directed Energy Weapon (DEW) to start the blazes. I'm watching a channel where an ex-mil guy says he thinks this is what happened, and that it also happened in the Paradise CA fire, the Malibu fire, the Canadian fires.
In light of all that has happened, I can't rule it out.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 03:03 PM (MeG8a)

Hmmm. Nope. Not convinced. I'm putting my money on a stoned homeless shithead starting it with a campfire.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6)

239 Weiss is a friggin Delaware Attorney... The Biden's own Delaware.. Might as well change the name to Bidenville...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2023 03:10 PM (bs+z0)

240 Weiss is a friggin Delaware Attorney... The Biden's own Delaware.. Might as well change the name to Bidenville...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2023 03:10 PM (bs+z0)

Donna. For. President.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

241 Sleeve Status: First button on left sleeve undone and cuff folded back. Gettin' serious

Letters written - charges referred - contempt citations issued. Its a full bore attack by a pack of enraged gerbils. The Democrats are shaking in their boots as they roll on the floor laughing.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 11, 2023 03:11 PM (CecP5)

242 i imagine that judge chutnik will also not allow any witnesses who can offer evidence of election fraud.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2023 03:11 PM (B1FKF)

243
Donna. For. President.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Thank you.. When I'm elected shit like this won't happen

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2023 03:12 PM (bs+z0)

244 3 fires originated in 3 different locations at 30 minutes after midnight, when winds were high.
That homeless guy gets around...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 03:12 PM (MeG8a)

245 Hmmm. Nope. Not convinced. I'm putting my money on a stoned homeless shithead starting it with a campfire.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2023 03:10 PM

My theory is that the "green" part is correct. Probably ecoterrorists starting them to "prove" that "climate change" is real.

Posted by: Bert G at August 11, 2023 03:12 PM (VARTN)

246 And then he has to go out of his way to violate.
Live, on national TV-- the judge said I can't talk about this case because she doesn't want you to hear the truth. She thinks she works for the Democrats, not you, the people paying her salary. So when the Democrats said, "don't let him tell America what really happened," she snapped to attention and tried to shut me up. Well, here's the truth the Democrats and their judges don't want you to know:
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2023

Funny how all the evidence got torched by the J6 Committee, too. Fucking coincidences everywhere.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2023 03:13 PM (TZ75n)

247 Weiss is a friggin Delaware Attorney... The Biden's own Delaware.. Might as well change the name to Bidenville...

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Uh ... umm. We own Delaware. The Bidens are just are whores and jesters.

- Credit Card Industry

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 11, 2023 03:13 PM (sX1BW)

248 240 Weiss is a friggin Delaware Attorney... The Biden's own Delaware.. Might as well change the name to Bidenville...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2023 03:10 PM (bs+z0)

Donna. For. President.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Can she put this into Tweet form?

Posted by: Just Lily at August 11, 2023 03:13 PM (RLLZj)

249 From what I've read he was essentially John Wick, except for the part where he was mostly homebound because he couldn't easily move or do much of anything.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 03:06 PM (ZLyax)

I heard Joe just wanted him killed, but then Jill took her sunglasses off, buzzed down the window in the limo and told the killers she wanted his whole family wiped out.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 03:13 PM (dGCAG)

250 If people don't think Republicans in Congress were being effective then how did we get from a plea deal with no prison time to a full blow special counsel coverup in less than a month?

-

I still think it's a rope-a-dope that the (D)s are allowing the (R)s to remove Biden before 2024 so that Newsome can run.

(D)s get what they want, (R)s look like they accomplished something, and everyone in DC is happy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 02:42 PM (ZLyax)
==
The problem is that the Ds didn't want to do this. So they were forced to go here. I still think they are fighting a rear guard action, we just don't yet know how successful the retreat will be. But even if it is successful, there will be casualties along the way. I'm interested who those will be. Because the next retreat will expose more victims. At some point you start running out of victims to use up.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 11, 2023 03:13 PM (UVyKP)

251
My theory is that the "green" part is correct. Probably ecoterrorists starting them to "prove" that "climate change" is real.
Posted by: Bert G at August 11, 2023 03:12 PM (VARTN)

This is my theory for every forest fire over the last 10 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

252 Uh ... umm. We own Delaware. The Bidens are just are our whores and jesters.

- Credit Card Industry

Fixt for accuracy.

Posted by: Bert G at August 11, 2023 03:14 PM (VARTN)

253 3 fires originated in 3 different locations at 30 minutes after midnight, when winds were high.
That homeless guy gets around...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 03:12 PM (MeG8a)

After midnight, we gonna let it all burn down.

Posted by: Chinese Green Lasers at August 11, 2023 03:14 PM (4I/2K)

254 Washington DC... Where truth goes to die, where honor and integrity are punchlines. Where the only color that matters is the color of money. Where everyone takes as much as they can and makes damn sure no outsiders get anything.

"This town needs an enema"

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 11, 2023 03:14 PM (Wy1BU)

255 In light of all that has happened, I can't rule it out.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 03:03 PM (MeG8a)

The problem is you cannot trust the government to tell the truth. If they said the Chinese did it, would you believe them?

Posted by: WOPR at August 11, 2023 03:14 PM (Ix9FU)

256 Articles of impeachment filed.

Posted by: neverBiden at August 11, 2023 03:14 PM (eIGHH)

257 It's good to be the Hunter

Posted by: Hunter at August 11, 2023 03:14 PM (us2H3)

258 re 256: and republicans pounce!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2023 03:15 PM (B1FKF)

259 He's not going to be allowed to present a defense in court, either.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2023 03:04 PM (YIVH2)

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"Trump has no standing to present any defense in court. Next!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 11, 2023 03:15 PM (u6WYG)

260 When I say I "can't rule it out" it doesn't mean that I believe it. It just means...
One can't rule it out.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 03:16 PM (MeG8a)

261 Judge Chutkan says Trump's not allowed to defend himself in the court of public opinion?

https://is.gd/HaRtup
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2023 03:03 PM (0N1h0)

This whackadoodle Judge actually pronounced in her open court that there are limits to the first amendment according to, well, just her - because she then preceded to present none of those limits to anyone in her court - none she had in mind other than those accrued to only the defendant - she's basically a mental idiot.

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2023 03:16 PM (K+UlC)

262 Droolin' Joe is going to offer Trump a pardon. It will be a deal keeping Trump from running in 24.

Should he take it? Do you want to spend your last years imprisoned?

Posted by: jmt at August 11, 2023 03:16 PM (1HOPv)

263 260 When I say I "can't rule it out" it doesn't mean that I believe it. It just means...
One can't rule it out.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 03:16 PM (MeG8a)

One thing we know for certain.. It's not global warming

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2023 03:17 PM (bs+z0)

264 Articles of impeachment filed.
Posted by: neverBiden at August 11, 2023 03:14 PM (eIGHH)

No guilty.

Posted by: Senate at August 11, 2023 03:17 PM (Ix9FU)

265
"This town needs an enema"
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 11, 2023 03:14 PM (Wy1BU)

You asked for it.........

https://youtu.be/ulOLYnOthIw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

266 259 He's not going to be allowed to present a defense in court, either.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2023 03:04 PM (YIVH2)

-----------

"Trump has no standing to present any defense in court. Next!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 11, 2023 03:15 PM (u6WYG)

Will be like the courtroom scene in Idiocracy.

"Mr. Trump, did you do it?"

"No."

"Well that's not what that guy says."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2023 03:17 PM (KbCG3)

267 Garland picked Weiss cuz Jim Comey was busy

Posted by: Hunter at August 11, 2023 03:17 PM (us2H3)

268 Mitt Romney? He's a gutless coward.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at August 11, 2023 02:45 PM (vcOmj)
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Ahem: Style guide states clearly: Boneless Pork Rectum, unwiped.

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at August 11, 2023 03:17 PM (JNTt1)

269 "Executive Order 11110 was an executive order issued by President John F. Kennedy (JFK) on June 4, 1963.This order granted the Treasury Department the authority to issue silver certificates, an alternative to the traditional paper currency issued by the Federal Reserve System.

What happened with that executive order after JFK's death?

Posted by: AK at work at August 11, 2023 03:17 PM (o+IHV)

270 Friday newsdump impeachment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2023 03:17 PM (TZ75n)

271 Articles of impeachment filed.
Posted by: neverBiden at August 11, 2023 03:14 PM (eIGHH)

Against Trump......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

272 Articles of impeachment filed.
Posted by: neverBiden at August 11, 2023 03:14 PM (eIGHH)

No guilty.

Posted by: Senate

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Kamala Harris sure is good insurance.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 11, 2023 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

273 And who owns the credit card industry?

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 11, 2023 03:18 PM (a3Q+t)

274 Articles of impeachment filed.
Posted by: neverBiden at August 11, 2023 03:14 PM (eIGHH)

No guilty.
Posted by: Senate at August 11, 2023 03:17 PM (Ix9FU)

Verdict first, then trial. It's de way.

Posted by: Woke Alice at August 11, 2023 03:18 PM (4I/2K)

275 Fkin Deep State strikes again

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2023 03:18 PM (MOY79)

276 The problem is that the Ds didn't want to do this. So they were forced to go here. I still think they are fighting a rear guard action, we just don't yet know how successful the retreat will be. But even if it is successful, there will be casualties along the way. I'm interested who those will be. Because the next retreat will expose more victims. At some point you start running out of victims to use up.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 11, 2023 03:13 PM (UVyKP)

That's probably true. I think they had hoped to carry Weekend At Biden over the line one more time, and if they can't, Plan B might or might not work for them.

But if Trump is in prison, that might make it work out, one way or another.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 03:18 PM (dGCAG)

277 Now for an off topic story:
Residents of Maui have connected the recent uses of green lasers of Chinese origin (now confirmed) to the recent disastrous fire. Some are saying that Maui was the target of a Directed Energy Weapon (DEW) to start the blazes. I'm watching a channel where an ex-mil guy says he thinks this is what happened, and that it also happened in the Paradise CA fire, the Malibu fire, the Canadian fires.
In light of all that has happened, I can't rule it out.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 03:03 PM (MeG8a)

Hmmm. Nope. Not convinced. I'm putting my money on a stoned homeless shithead starting it with a campfire.

It's not early to speculate about a climate activist setting the fire to point out how bad "global climate change" has become.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 11, 2023 03:18 PM (Bd6X8)

278 Doesn't everything about Meritless Garland's face just scream "Weasel" to you?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 11, 2023 03:19 PM (CecP5)

279 278 Doesn't everything about Meritless Garland's face just scream "Weasel" to you?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 11, 2023 03:19 PM (CecP5)

It screams punch me

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2023 03:19 PM (bs+z0)

280 "Executive Order 11110 was an executive order issued by President John F. Kennedy (JFK) on June 4, 1963.This order granted the Treasury Department the authority to issue silver certificates, an alternative to the traditional paper currency issued by the Federal Reserve System.

What happened with that executive order after JFK's death?
Posted by: AK at work at August 11, 2023 03:17 PM (o+IHV)

Ain't I a stinker?

Posted by: Zombie LBJ at August 11, 2023 03:19 PM (4I/2K)

281 Kamala Harris sure is good insurance.
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 11, 2023 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

I'm so old I remember when Slow Joe was Barack's insurance.

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 11, 2023 03:19 PM (RLLZj)

282 Don't cry for me, Beijing.

Posted by: Zombie FDR at August 11, 2023 03:19 PM (Xrfse)

283 Speaking of Maui,

The banyan tree looks like it will make it.

And Maria Lanakila is still standing. It's a 160 year old beautiful, tiny Catholic Church.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 11, 2023 03:20 PM (uL/yk)

284 What happened with that executive order after JFK's death?
Posted by: AK at work at August 11, 2023 03:17 PM (o+IHV)

Prolly got filed away, right next to the order to bring everyone home from French Indochina.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2023 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

285 Letters written - charges referred - contempt citations issued. Its a full bore attack by a pack of enraged gerbils. The Democrats are shaking in their boots as they roll on the floor laughing.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 11, 2023 03:11 PM (CecP5)

And the turtle smirks because he knows his CCP investments are secure.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2023 03:20 PM (BdMk6)

286 262 Droolin' Joe is going to offer Trump a pardon. It will be a deal keeping Trump from running in 24.

Should he take it? Do you want to spend your last years imprisoned?
Posted by: jmt at August 11, 2023 03:16 PM (1HOPv)

There's no reason for Trump to honor Joe's pardon deal once it's given to him.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2023 03:20 PM (/iWhV)

287 They are so confident nothing will happen that they are full steam ahead with corruption. I can't believe they are finding new and better ways to be corrupt. It is actually quite impressive.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2023 03:20 PM (DsiPn)

288 noo thread: massachussetts telling people to take in homeless illegals

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2023 03:21 PM (B1FKF)

289 I'm so old I remember when Slow Joe was Barack's insurance.

Good times. Good times.

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Credit to the Dems, they find ways to find someone worse than the crappy person they just elevated.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 11, 2023 03:21 PM (sX1BW)

290 And they're just getting started.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2023 03:21 PM (TZ75n)

291 > Doesn't everything about Meritless Garland's face just scream "Weasel" to you?

I especially hate his Truck Stop Waitress voice.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2023 03:21 PM (0N1h0)

292 Doesn't everything about Meritless Garland's face just scream "Weasel" to you?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 11, 2023 03:19 PM (CecP5)

Actually it screams pus dripping infected anal carbuncle. But ymmv.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 11, 2023 03:21 PM (Wy1BU)

293 @199 bonhomme a trifecta is three horses in a row in one race I boxed it which means the three can come in any order . I bet a$10 trifecta box which is a $60 bet and won $740 . Next two races I hit exacta boxes which is two horses for $94 + $44 . Happy, happy joy joy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2023 03:21 PM (91b3H)

294 That homeless guy gets around...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 03:12 PM

Not all superheroes have comic books or movies.

Posted by: Florida Man at August 11, 2023 03:21 PM (a3Q+t)

295 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

296 Droolin' Joe is going to offer Trump a pardon. It will be a deal keeping Trump from running in 24.

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No way this happens, but it would be fascinating to watch.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 11, 2023 03:22 PM (sX1BW)

297 But if Trump is in prison, that might make it work out, one way or another.

The Marion Berry precedent says NAH. Only way they get rid of Trump is to get rid of Trump.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 11, 2023 03:22 PM (CecP5)

298 Funny how all the evidence got torched by the J6 Committee, too. Fucking coincidences everywhere.

Where can I get more info on this?

Sorry for using the Horde for research. Kind of sorry, mostly I trust the info here and I don't trust most sources these days.

Posted by: AK at work at August 11, 2023 03:23 PM (o+IHV)

299 How can prosecutors have the same pardoning power that the President has?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 11, 2023 03:23 PM (6DN1R)

300
Chinese green lasers my ass. All you need is a box of road flares, a pickup truck and GoogleMaps to plan your route so that you can get out before everything goes up in smoke.

Back in the day, there were a couple of bad brush fires in the coastal mountains above Santa Barbara that we all suspected were set in just that manner. There's a road at the top of the ridgeline, E Camino Cielo, that would be perfect. Just drive slow, and throw lit flares out the window, or better yet get your accomplice to sit in the truck bed to toss them even further out. Let the wind and the chapparal do the rest.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2023 03:25 PM (n+4am)

301 So I find this doubtful. Biden will not be sent off with anything but a hero's departure.

How about a Viking's "departure" ?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 11, 2023 03:26 PM (p8A+W)

302 Doesn't everything about Meritless Garland's face just scream "Weasel" to you?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president

Excuse me?? Even we have standards!

Posted by: Weasels Everywhere at August 11, 2023 03:27 PM (oiNtH)

303 @52

>>This is all Trump's fault and Desantis should have came out harder against this appointment.

See Meatball Rob, this is how you Triangulate.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2023 03:27 PM (up/3i)

304 Kamala Harris sure is good insurance.
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at August 11, 2023 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

I'm so old I remember when Slow Joe was Barack's insurance.

Good times. Good times.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 11, 2023 03:19 PM (RLLZj)

Yeah and Quayle too. VPs become presidents about a fifth of time.

Posted by: jmt at August 11, 2023 03:28 PM (1HOPv)

305 ABC is currently doing the Snoopy dance over Judge Chunky Monkey's ruling that Trump has limited First Amendment rights - for some reason- but that reasoning the ABC legal analyst 12 year-old girls never get really into - its just reasons, dammit!

This case is going to result in an appellate beat down the likes to which Judge Chunky Monkey has never seen - but no one in DC lefty politics cares - its all bread and circuses right now - bread and circuses.

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2023 03:29 PM (K+UlC)

306 99...and an mustached opposition strongman with a beret and a sidearm.
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Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2023 02:41 PM (Q4IgG)

Must have epaulets.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 11, 2023 03:33 PM (Rbu5d)

307 286, 262
You can't trade a threatened prosecution in exchange for somebody's Constitutional Right. If President Trump broke the law, he should be charged, prosecuted, and convicted. Dropping those charges in exchange for him not running for President makes a mockery of the Judicial System and says that the only reason he was charged was to force him not to run for President, because your team might lose if he did.

Posted by: william ferrin at August 11, 2023 03:37 PM (t4I+R)

308 Sorry for using the Horde for research. Kind of sorry, mostly I trust the info here and I don't trust most sources these days.
Posted by: AK at work

Fistbump.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2023 03:40 PM (nW4TA)

309 "4 I think this appointment is,! shall we say, extra-constitutional, in that the law says appointment of this nature shall be made from OUTSIDE the government."

It's okay! Weis is an EXTRA SPECIAL PROSECUTOR!

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 11, 2023 03:48 PM (CVZXu)

310 Once a former President rights are gone yours and mine will follow

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2023 03:48 PM (MOY79)

311 Merrick Garland is to Andrey Yanuaryevich Vyshinsky as
Joe Biden is to Joe Stalin

Posted by: True or False PSAT Questions at August 11, 2023 03:50 PM (VsUo2)

312 Did Bill Burr write this joke?

Posted by: Comedians for $200 at August 11, 2023 03:51 PM (VsUo2)

313 Have a pork loin on charcoal grill, wanted to try that with my maple charcoal

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2023 03:52 PM (MOY79)

314 How about a Viking's "departure" ?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 11, 2023 03:26 PM (p8A+W)

Like choking in the first round of the playoffs?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 11, 2023 03:57 PM (xPJvm)

315 Special counsel = Swamp cover-up operations.

Posted by: Danimal28 at August 11, 2023 10:22 PM (ryUqI)

316 Garland needs removed from the Bench totally

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 12, 2023 01:18 AM (FLiOE)

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