The Week In Woke

A Fake News ABC "reporter" gushed about Joe and Mika's powerful montage showing that Democrats never claim that elections are illegitimate or stolen. That tweet, and Joe and Mika's montage, and the montage of how Democrats have really treated every single election they've lost since the year 2000, here at Jimmy Dore.

It's long been rumored that Disney's hope is to be bought out by a very deep pocketed tech company, a company that is all-in on indoctrinating children on Disney's Not-So-Secret-Gay Agenda and has enough money to not care that Disney is producing one box office failure after another.

That tech company is, of course, Apple, The Gay Computers Company (TM).

Vodkapundit writes that Disney may be selling off its traditional broadcast assets because its dream suitor Apple wouldn't be interested in acquiring those. Apple would want its bride nice and slimmed down for wedding day.

According to "a veteran Hollywood executive" who spoke with the Reporter's Kim Masters and Alex Weprin, Iger's recent comments hint at a possible sale. He hinted to CNBC last month that Disney could divest itself of old-school TV networks like ABC and FX, and other properties that "may not be core" to the Mouse House.
"I don't think [Apple] would buy the company as it presently exists," the Hollywood vet told the Hollywood Reporter, "But if you see Bob start to divest things... that feels like he's prepping for a sale. And there's clearly no buyer like Apple."

Best Buy reportedly wants in on that Disney DEI action:

James O'Keefe

@JamesOKeefeIII

OMG EXCLUSIVE: Second whistleblower reveals that @BestBuy discriminates against religions. Geek Squad member has audio proof that the company refuses to allow Christian employees to display crosses while requiring them to attend LGBTQ workshops.
. . . .
SHOCK: Best Buy whistleblower forced to attend a workshop on the history of the LGBTQ movement, faced retaliation when he walked out before it ended. When he confronted his manager he was told that his Christian beliefs were a choice and the LGBTQ lifestyle was not.

WDW_Pro reported that Disney bullied employees who attempted to claim religious conscience objections to Disney's woke policies, including, I think, their forced vaccine program. According to one whistleblower, Disney demanded to know who the employee's pastor was.

In the best case reading -- which is still not a very good reading -- Disney "merely" wanted to argue with the pastor to tell him that God Really Loves Groomers and Fascist Mandates.

In less best case readings, Disney is intimidating Christian employees and demanding that employees rat out their pastors and renounce their faith.

From Charles Glasser atInstapundit: Iraq has passed a real Don't-Say-Gay law. The word "homosexuality" is now forbidden to be spoken.

MORAL CONSISTENCY? WHAT'S THAT?: NBC News is reporting through Reuters that the Iraqi government has criminalized the word "homosexuality." The report says that:

"Iraq's official media regulator on Tuesday ordered all media and social media companies operating in the Arab state not to use the term "homosexuality" and instead to say "sexual deviance" [...] The Iraqi Communications and Media Commission (CMC) document said that the use of the term "gender" was also banned."
My research shows that the Jihad Squad hasn't uttered a single word about it. Ilhan Omar (D-Mi.); Rashida Tlaib (D-Mi.); Cori Bush (D-Mo.) and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) have consistently attacked Israel in specific and Jews in general. Tlaib and Bush recently tried to gin up a boycott of Israel's President Herzog addressing a joint session, issuing a bellicose if not downright hateful press release saying:
"Bestowing President Herzog with the rare honor of a joint address to Congress while the Israeli apartheid government continues to enable and directly support racism and brutal settler attacks is a slap in the face to victims, survivors, and their loved ones--including the families of Americans murdered by this regime like Shireen Abu Akleh and Omar Assad."
OK, fine. Legislators and their constituents have every right to advocate for their constituents' views, even odious ones. But waitaminnit...
These same faux-Progressives claim to be "allies" in the LGBTQLMAO "struggle." It's easy to blast away at targets like Israel because it's accepted in academia and Hollywood. But isn't this the very same bunch who insist on DEI and focus heavily on gay rights?

A female teacher is accused of conducing a four year sexual relationship with a student.

A former Las Vegas private school athletics and student leadership director has been accused of having a sexual relationship with a former student for four years, according to reports.
FOX 5 in Las Vegas reported that 34-year-old Kaitlin Glover, who formerly worked at Mountain View Christian School, faces felony lewdness with a child and charges of being a school employee in a position of authority, while engaging in sex with a pupil over the age of 16.
The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department said in a report that a student claimed in June 2022 to have had sexual contact with her teacher, Glover.
The two were in a sexual relationship between December 2017 and September 2021, the student allegedly told police, after the two started messaging on the social media app Snapchat.
The station reported that according to the report, "Glover began sending her nude photos through Snapchat."
Eventually, the director would allegedly pick the student up and perform sexual acts in Glover's van one to two times a week.
"The victim did not tell anyone about their relationship for four years because the suspect said she would kill herself if the victim left her, or she would kill herself if she told the police," the report reads.

Anheuser-Busch is forced to sell off their less-damaged beer brands.

They're trans-forming into a smaller company.

The collapse has just ratcheted up.
Anheuser-Busch InBev (AB-InBev) will be selling eight craft beer brands to Tilray Brands, according to a Monday announcement from the anti-American beer giant. The move will cut AB-InBev’s craft beer portfolio significantly.
Tilray, a Canadian cannabis company, will be purchasing Shock Top, Breckenridge Brewery, Blue Point Brewing Company, 10 Barrel Brewing Company, Redhook Brewery, Widmer Brothers Brewing, Square Mile Cider Company and Hiball Energy. The deal is expected to be finalized in Sept. 2023 for $85 million, according to a Tilray 8-K filing.
In addition to the beer brands, Anheuser-Busch will also be selling off the brands' employees, breweries and associated brewpubs.
In other words, the disaster just got even more disastrous for Bud Light's umbrella company.

The CEO of Tranheuser-Busch says a poll says the public is totally with them on Dylan Mulvaney!!!!

AB InBev CEO Michel Doukeris, during a conference call discussing the results, said that most U.S. consumers had no opinion on the controversy leading to Bud Light's sales loss. He said the company reached out to 17,000 consumers since April and found most held favorable views about Bud Light, with 80% either favorable or neutral. (That would indicate the remaining 20% were heavy Bud Light drinkers, as the latest sales figures show sales declines near 30%, according to Beer Marketer's Insights, citing Bump Williams Consulting.)
"Regardless of favorability, our consumers across all sentiment groups have three points of feedback in common," Doukeris added. "One, they want to enjoy their beer without a debate. Two, they want Bud Light to focus on beer. Three, they want Bud Light to concentrate on the platforms that all consumers love, such as NFL, [veteran charity] Folds of Honor and music," mentioning areas of recent Bud Light advertising.

Mayor Eric Adams complains border states have created a "funnel" right to NYC, a sanctuary city, and warns the border crisis could "decimate" the city due to the cost of taking care of everyone. pic.twitter.com/QsTG6HPzZz
— Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) August 10, 2023

David Burge
@iowahawkblog
20,000 immigrants in NYC: an existential threat to the survival of the city, nay the entire US economy
20,000 immigrants in Laredo, Texas: deal with it, you icky flyover whiners

LibsofTikTok: "Police in the UK arrested an autistic girl for telling a policewoman she looks like a lesbian which is a 'homophobic public order offense.'"

Here's the story. Actually, what the girl said was even less "offensive." She said the policewoman "looks like my lesbian nana," which sounds like she's stating a fact. It sounds like this autistic girl is saying that the woman looks like another person. Her lesbian nana, that is.

Either way, cops should be fired if they attempt arrest people, especially children, for Disrespecting Their Authoritah.

Is truth a defense? She looks exactly like a lesbian nana.

Gays seem determined to closely associate themselves with 1, grooming children, and 2, authoritarian, totalitarian crushing of Normies to protect their feelings from hurt.

Good luck with that!

Good question.

LibsofTikTok: "Trans activist says all your kids belong to him and other elders in the trans community."

LibsofTikTok: This woman is venturing out of her house for the first time in 3 years so she can go see Barbie, right in middle of a deadly pandemic! So brave. She's renting out an entire theater and specifying that only one employee will be present. She'll allow 20 of her weirdo housebound friends to show up to see the movie, but only if they wear N95 masks. She reserves the right to tell you to wear one of her own masks if she does not find your mask susceptible.

No kids, of course-- they won't keep their masks on. So it's just a lot of sickly, grossly fat shut-in white women going to see a children's toy movie.

A similar woman documented her very equipment-centered excursion to concert. Taylor Swift, of course.

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
GRAPHIC: Middle school in @mesquiteisdtx offers the pornographic book "Flamer" to students.
The book discusses masturbation, watching porn, and has graphic depictions of sexual acts.
This is what they’re giving 12-year-olds to read in school.

Images of the gay-porn-for-kids book, which AllahPundit used to suggest was really just Toni Morrison's Beloved, here.

Trans activist uses donuts to explain to kids on tiktok how babies and kids can be transgender. pic.twitter.com/DZztURZKoL
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 10, 2023

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Library of Congress apologizes for using "incorrect" pronouns and calling a female "she "
Embarrassing. The world is laughing at us.

Posted by: Ace at 06:25 PM

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Posted by: GF at August 11, 2023 06:25 PM (aJxr8)

2 This is going to make me sick, isn’t it?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2023 06:29 PM (u73oe)

3 It's ironic that "JoJo" would bitch about deniers, considering she can't accept what he actual face looks like, and uses that profile pic instead.

That would be a hilarious addition to X, where the App scours the internet for your real picture and forces that to be your avatar.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 11, 2023 06:29 PM (Xy+M2)

4
I'm old enough to remember when everyone didn't put the f-bomb in every single sentence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2023 06:30 PM (MoZTd)

5 There is a pronoun that's supposed to be unpronouncable and not understandable either. That's the pronoun. Not fnord although it should be.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2023 06:31 PM (lX8VI)

6 This statement also identifies the victim as a female:

The station reported that according to the report, "Glover [the teacher] began sending *her* nude photos through Snapchat."

Posted by: m at August 11, 2023 06:31 PM (4tUZx)

7 Jelly-filled pastries now crossed off my list. Thanks a whole lot.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at August 11, 2023 06:32 PM (MvF+J)

8 I'd hit it!

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2023 06:32 PM (rcx6n)

9 I'm tempted to go "shopping" at BLMestGayGayGay Buy wearing a ludicrous size rapper-style blinged-out cross.

...and after bothering every single employee in the building, leave without buying anything.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2023 06:32 PM (llON8)

10 "Glover!!! I didn't even know her!"

Posted by: m at August 11, 2023 06:33 PM (4tUZx)

11 McCartney said Jo Jo was half man half woman.

...so Obama.

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2023 06:35 PM (rcx6n)

12 >>>6 This statement also identifies the victim as a female:

The station reported that according to the report, "Glover [the teacher] began sending *her* nude photos through Snapchat."''

oh yeah. I didn't know what that "her" referred to. I thought it mean "the teacher sent (her own) nude photos"

Posted by: Paul aka Princess Tinymeat at August 11, 2023 06:36 PM (KRtlO)

13 4
I'm old enough to remember when everyone didn't put the f-bomb in every single sentence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2023 06:30 PM (MoZTd)

Those were the days...
And people didn't wear beach clothes to the store, lounge wear to a restaurant, and workout wear anywhere.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 11, 2023 06:36 PM (Rbu5d)

14 Seriously, I don't think the leftist blob - the donk party, the permanent leftist bureaucracy, the universities, the media - are going to be completely satisfied until America is transformed into a giant insane asylum (with ample prison space, of course, allotted for the incorrigibly sane).

Posted by: Paco at August 11, 2023 06:37 PM (njExo)

15 11 JoJo and Desmond.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at August 11, 2023 06:37 PM (MvF+J)

16 >>> Posted by: Paul aka Princess Tinymeat at August 11, 2023 06:36 PM (KRtlO)

Did someone forgot to off-sock???

(not that I have ever done that, no way, nuh uh...)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2023 06:37 PM (llON8)

17 Interesting Intel: lesbionic child molesters use vans too.

Westphalia?

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2023 06:39 PM (rcx6n)

18 The article, from the Murdoch-owned NY Post, strains mightily to hide the sex of the abused student, so you know right there: She's a girl. It's a gay relationship.

--

No, that's not a "gay relationship"

That's a gay adult abusing a child.

If there was any penetration then it's gay rape.

And so far as I can tell, abuse in one form or another is how ALL homosexuals develop and reproduce.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 06:39 PM (ZLyax)

19 The governor of Hawaii blamed the fires on "climate change".

Of course.

Posted by: Mars! at August 11, 2023 06:40 PM (2tUFv)

20 It's all an op, plus fake and ghey.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2023 06:40 PM (z3WCn)

21 Once the Gulags open, will the American Civil War II start?

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2023 06:40 PM (MOY79)

22 Don't click on the link for the woman who rented out the whole theater. Let's just say that Covid is the least of her reasons to wear a mask.

And don't look up the plot to Red, White and Royal Blue.

In fact, just don't internet at all. It is ugly out there today.

Posted by: Thatch at August 11, 2023 06:41 PM (ODSAP)

23 I deleted the stuff about the Post article hiding the gender of the victim, though they sure seem to be trying to downplay that.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2023 06:41 PM (KRtlO)

24 And there's clearly no buyer like Apple -- CCP begs to differ

Posted by: Ray Mota at August 11, 2023 06:41 PM (sw3xv)

25 I can tell what's on the inside of that donut just by looking at the fucked up outside.

Enough with the freaks.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2023 06:41 PM (ZLI7S)

26 I nooded.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2023 06:41 PM (4tUZx)

27 Three, they want Bud Light to concentrate on the platforms that all consumers love, such as NFL, [veteran charity] Folds of Honor and music," mentioning areas of recent Bud Light advertising.

Ok, got it. We focus on trannies in the NFL, Trannie flag Folds of Honor, and Trannie music.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2023 06:42 PM (DsiPn)

28 "Three, they want Bud Light to concentrate on the platforms that all consumers love, such as NFL"

What about soccer? I think Bud Light should concentrate on soccer. And Pickleball.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2023 06:42 PM (vFG9F)

29 LOL ace misposted on the previous thread.

287 I deleted the stuff about the Post article hiding the gender of the victim, though they sure seem to be trying to downplay that.
Posted by: ace at August 11, 2023 06:40 PM (KRtlO)

Posted by: m at August 11, 2023 06:42 PM (4tUZx)

30 >>> 26 I nooded.
Posted by: m at August 11, 2023 06:41 PM (4tUZx)

I don't think they listened.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2023 06:42 PM (llON8)

31 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 4h
.@Skittles is trying to turn your kids into BLM & LGBTQ+ activists. Their packaging also features a drag queen.
Skittles have gone completely woke.
https://tinyurl.com/5dwvmfdj

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 11, 2023 06:42 PM (krqg6)

32 I think Ace Corp should buy Disney. Hit the tip jar to help.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2023 06:43 PM (DsiPn)

33 "I meant to do that."

--"ace"

Posted by: m at August 11, 2023 06:43 PM (4tUZx)

34 >>> 31 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 4h
.@Skittles is trying to turn your kids into BLM & LGBTQ+ activists. Their packaging also features a drag queen.
Skittles have gone completely woke.
https://tinyurl.com/5dwvmfdj
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 11, 2023 06:42 PM (krqg6)

I'm old enough to remember when commies were shrieking about Joe Camel being a targeted ad for kids.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2023 06:44 PM (llON8)

35 See, I told you{*} a sale of Disney was asked about by the final question in the Q&A session of the Disney quarterly earnings call. They didn't say who the sale might be to, but Apple is the obvious choice.

Bob denied it on the call, but he sounded... unconvincing and uncomfortable.

* comment 108 in August 9th's thread about Jonathan Turley.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2023 06:44 PM (qPw5n)

36 That tech company is, of course, Apple, The Gay Computers Company (TM).

Vodkapundit writes that Disney may be selling off its traditional broadcast assets because its dream suitor Apple wouldn't be interested in acquiring those. Apple would want its bride nice and slimmed down for wedding day.

++++

The funny thing about Ace's lead-in is that Steve once wrote a piece saying that people should try to get away from Google, for a good reason - avoiding their data collection practices. He used himself as an example, with his iPhone as his way of avoiding Android and Google apps.

Why it is better for your data to get collected by Apple was not discussed.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 11, 2023 06:45 PM (klJTj)

37 Special Counsel update:

https://tinyurl.com/2s4m8npz

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 11, 2023 06:45 PM (krqg6)

38 >>> 33 "I meant to do that."

--"ace"
Posted by: m at August 11, 2023 06:43 PM (4tUZx)

So he's mostly ewok but also part cat?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2023 06:45 PM (llON8)

39 . . . she's gonna love me in my Chevy van and that's alright with me.

Posted by: Kaitlin Glover at August 11, 2023 06:45 PM (4I/2K)

40 "The governor of Hawaii blamed the fires on "climate change".

Of course."

Flash Drought...

It's a thing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2023 06:45 PM (isNL8)

41 37 Special Counsel update:

https://tinyurl.com/2s4m8npz
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 11, 2023 06:45 PM (krqg6)

heh

Hunter has a law degree too, right?

Posted by: m at August 11, 2023 06:46 PM (4tUZx)

42 "which AllahPundit used to suggest was really just Toni Morrison's Beloved"

Worth mentioning that Beloved is not very tame reading. If an English teacher assigned it before 12th grade it would probably come with heaps of content warnings and opt-out or even opt-in parental permission slips.

Posted by: Sjg at August 11, 2023 06:46 PM (Lstct)

43 They need to leave donuts alone. Next thing you know they'll be messing with chocolate chip cookies and from there it's just a hop, skip, and a jump to ice cream. They need to shut this down right now.

Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2023 06:47 PM (pTb/Z)

44 Again, I couldn't make it through the video.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 11, 2023 06:47 PM (glGDV)

45 If there's body cam footage of the autistic UK girl saying the lesbian nana comment to the officer, it needs to be released. Tone matters. Was it a simple statement of fact or said like an insult?

Far too many cops/bobbies/fbi be swattin' up people in here.

Also, apparently "you look like a lesbian nana" is as offensive as "you look as beautiful as Lizzo." It should be a compliment to anyone remotely on the left, and yet they certainly don't seem to be taking it that way!

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2023 06:47 PM (4Muoo)

46 Those were the days...
And people didn't wear beach clothes to the store, lounge wear to a restaurant, and workout wear anywhere.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 11, 2023 06:36 PM (Rbu5d)

and pj's to the hotel's free breakfast bar.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2023 06:48 PM (4I/2K)

47 Jo Jo from Jersey is a jejeune jerk. I'd call her a jerkmeat, but I'm not certain that she has transitioned--yet.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 11, 2023 06:48 PM (cB7nX)

48 >>> 42 "which AllahPundit used to suggest was really just Toni Morrison's Beloved"

Worth mentioning that Beloved is not very tame reading. If an English teacher assigned it before 12th grade it would probably come with heaps of content warnings and opt-out or even opt-in parental permission slips.
Posted by: Sjg at August 11, 2023 06:46 PM (Lstct)

That's so last century. Now we have blanket permission slips so we can take your kids on field trips to gay bars.

Posted by: Educators! at August 11, 2023 06:48 PM (llON8)

49 Her "correct pronoun" is "them"?

So it is not only the wrong gender, it is plural instead of singular. Man ... an offense to biology and proper English.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2023 06:48 PM (Cus5s)

50 My week had no woke bullshit in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2023 06:48 PM (Hd8vt)

51 7 Jelly-filled pastries now crossed off my list. Thanks a whole lot.
Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at August 11, 2023 06:32 PM (MvF+J)

Why why why why why did you watch that?

Posted by: m at August 11, 2023 06:48 PM (4tUZx)

52 Duke I got through the content ( no videos yet) and I am ill

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2023 06:49 PM (MOY79)

53 {22} In fact, just don't internet at all. It is ugly out there today.

Posted by: Thatch at August 11, 2023 06:41 PM (ODSAP)

So we're well beyond hip-waders and into full on HAZMAT diving?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2023 06:49 PM (qPw5n)

54 I just realized the obvious. Lesbian couples have a greater domestic violence rate than normal couples because there is no taboo for a woman hitting another woman. Women for the most part are used to being able to cuss out a man, slap him , burn his clothes , key his car, etc without any physical retribution. Can’t do that when your partner is another woman with no cultural or moral constraints.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 06:49 PM (MNhXM)

55 " is as offensive as "you look as beautiful as Lizzo."

Preach it!!!

* Lizzo Drop *

BOOM!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2023 06:50 PM (isNL8)

56 Hunter has a law degree too, right?

Yale.

I'm sure his father didn't make any phone calls to get him in.

Posted by: Mars! at August 11, 2023 06:50 PM (2tUFv)

57 Nevermind they live on a volcano

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 11, 2023 06:50 PM (/6GbT)

58 Of course the lesbian went to work at a Christian School. Of course.

I once had the misfortune to drink at a bar in NC that had really good beer. Didn't seem hipster.

Then I heard some butch thick ankle and waist lesbian laughing about how she used some Christian dating site to get chicks.

Prob 2009.

I of course left immediately because she was a well known regular.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 11, 2023 06:50 PM (ERxOa)

59 I'm sure his father didn't make any phone calls to get him in.
Posted by: Mars! at August 11, 2023 06:50 PM (2tUFv)
----------

Or out.

Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2023 06:50 PM (pTb/Z)

60 56 Hunter has a law degree too, right?

Yale.

I'm sure his father didn't make any phone calls to get him in.
Posted by: Mars! at August 11, 2023 06:50 PM (2tUFv)

Yale. !!!

Posted by: m at August 11, 2023 06:50 PM (4tUZx)

61 I'm a jelly doughnut.

Posted by: JFK at August 11, 2023 06:51 PM (4I/2K)

62 I just realized the obvious. Lesbian couples have a greater domestic violence rate than normal couples because there is no taboo for a woman hitting another woman. Women for the most part are used to being able to cuss out a man, slap him , burn his clothes , key his car, etc without any physical retribution. Can’t do that when your partner is another woman with no cultural or moral constraints.

--

That and the blackface aspect.

They think it's how men behave, and since they're playing dress up and pretending to be men they have to behave that way, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 06:51 PM (ZLyax)

63 61 I'm a jelly doughnut.
Posted by: JFK at August 11, 2023 06:51 PM (4I/2K)

ISWYDT

Posted by: m at August 11, 2023 06:52 PM (4tUZx)

64 "Regardless of favorability, our consumers across all sentiment groups have three points of feedback in common," Doukeris added. "One, they want to enjoy their beer without a debate.

I've concluded this this Doukeris fellow must be brain-damaged. He thinks that if he repeats his "it was just one can" mantra and his other "people just want to enjoy a beer without a debate" mantra enough, the dumpster fire that used to be Anheuser-Busch will magically put itself out and everyone will flock to its brands again.

The guy is dumber than a bag of hair. AB should can his ass )("one can"!) and get a CEO who has more than two neurons bumping around inside his skull. That clown is going to kill the entire company.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2023 06:52 PM (guGkK)

65 The governor of Hawaii blamed the fires on "climate change".

Of course.
Posted by: Mars! at August 11, 2023 06:40 PM (2tUFv)

Well. That's that. I guess the fire investigation is done now.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2023 06:52 PM (BdMk6)

66 The picture of the lesbian-nana lookalike has the uncanny valley thing going on.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2023 06:52 PM (xTRSc)

67 >>> 40 "The governor of Hawaii blamed the fires on "climate change".

And if it can be proved it was manmade fire change, ie arson, that will get memory holed so fast.

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2023 06:52 PM (4Muoo)

68 40 "The governor of Hawaii blamed the fires on "climate change".

Of course."

Flash Drought...

It's a thing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2023 06:45 PM (isNL

***

Been researching who I might donate to to help. Talking to my buddy in Hawaii.
Second thoughts now.
Idiot thing for the gov to say.
I'll

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2023 06:53 PM (hv9bm)

69 The Seattle Redhook brewery went broke and auctioned assets 20 years ago. So, InBev is selling off a label. Is there a commercially viable east coast Redhook brewery - not a brew pub?

Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2023 06:53 PM (T0Rsl)

70 Heavens! A Yale man!

Posted by: Thurston Howell, III at August 11, 2023 06:53 PM (4I/2K)

71 "Regardless of favorability, our consumers across all sentiment groups have three points of feedback in common," Doukeris added. "One, they want to enjoy their beer without a debate.

--

Yep.

Your consumers were just sitting there trying to enjoy their beer. And you introduced the grooming / gay debate.

You are 100% correct. Well done.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 06:53 PM (ZLyax)

72 27 Three, they want Bud Light to concentrate on the platforms that all consumers love, such as NFL, [veteran charity] Folds of Honor and music," mentioning areas of recent Bud Light advertising.

Ok, got it. We focus on trannies in the NFL, Trannie flag Folds of Honor, and Trannie music.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2023 06:42 PM (DsiPn)

I think Bud Light advertising team meetings now go like this

"OK, folks, football begins soon and we need a new slogan that will get us back on top in sales! Give me some ideas!"
"Bud Light, the best tasting beer you can buy!"
"No. We'll be sued for false advertising."
"Bud Light, the inexpensive light beer!
"No. We'll be sued for false advertising."
"Bud Light, the choice of thugs when they loot stores!
"No."
"Bud Light, what all trannies drink while watching women's soccer!"
"Hmm. Let me think about that one overnight. Has possibilities."

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2023 06:54 PM (AMIL/)

73 {64} I've concluded this this Doukeris fellow must be brain-damaged. He thinks that if he repeats his "it was just one can" mantra ...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2023 06:52 PM (guGkK)

I think Trailer Park Boys had a bit about this...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2023 06:54 PM (qPw5n)

74
Hunter has a law degree too, right?

IP attorneys excepted, law is what you go into when you have a humanities degree you can't do anything with.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2023 06:54 PM (MoZTd)

75 Oooh, more Megyn Kelly!

A definite “she!”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2023 06:54 PM (xTRSc)

76 bluebell, was just thinking of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2023 06:54 PM (Hd8vt)

77 The trans activist on TikTok is the same guy threatening women who might try to keep him out of the women's restroom earlier this year.

I thought he looked familiar- and someone linked to the previous post.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at August 11, 2023 06:55 PM (hAfUZ)

78 My week had no woke bullshit in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2023 06:48 PM (Hd8vt)

Well laaaa deeee da. 😂

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2023 06:55 PM (lX8VI)

79 You look like a lesbian Nana Visitor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2023 06:55 PM (63Dwl)

80 The part that I think is funny about the autistic girl story is that she was drunk as a skunk.

I can hear the slurred words in a cockney accent ‘gov’ner you look like my lesbian nana’

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 06:56 PM (MNhXM)

81 If Apple did buy Disney, would they have the guts to finally fire Kathleen Kennedy? Just want to know if there's a possible silver lining in all this.

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2023 06:56 PM (4Muoo)

82 Tranny in the donut video probably has sextoys that look like eclairs.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at August 11, 2023 06:56 PM (MvF+J)

83 And if it can be proved it was manmade fire change, ie arson, that will get memory holed so fast.

Apparently three separate fires started within thirty minutes of each other.

Climate change is like that.

Posted by: Mars! at August 11, 2023 06:57 PM (2tUFv)

84 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 11, 2023 06:58 PM (T4tVD)

85 Apple has some liquidity, that's for certain.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 06:58 PM (MeG8a)

86 ..., hi darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2023 06:59 PM (Hd8vt)

87 In relation to an incident in Leeds on Monday, where a 16-year-old girl was arrested on suspicion of a homophobic public order offence, West Yorkshire Police has now reviewed the evidence and made the decision to take no further action.

This concludes the criminal investigation and immediately releases the girl from her bail. Her family has been updated.

West Yorkshire Police’s Professional Standards Directorate is continuing to carry out a review of the circumstances after receiving a complaint in relation to the incident.

Assistant Chief Constable Oz Khan said: “We recognise the significant level of public concern that this incident has generated, and we have moved swiftly to fully review the evidence in the criminal investigation which has led to the decision to take no further action.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 11, 2023 06:59 PM (krqg6)

88 Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2023 06:59 PM (Hd8vt)

😘

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2023 06:59 PM (lX8VI)

89 cont.

“Without pre-empting the outcome of the ongoing review of the circumstances by our Professional Standards Directorate, we would like to reassure people that we will take on board any lessons to be learned from this incident.

“We do appreciate the understandable sensitivities around incidents involving young people and neurodiversity and we are genuinely committed to developing how we respond to these often very challenging situations.”

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 11, 2023 06:59 PM (krqg6)

90 IP attorneys excepted, law is what you go into when you have a humanities degree you can't do anything with.

Being an attorney makes it easier to take bribes. You can always claim that you are providing "legal services".

Posted by: Mars! at August 11, 2023 06:59 PM (2tUFv)

91
I was ready to work another 10 years, but I'm happy to be retired and not have to try to act professional in an office of purple-haired tarts, soibois sensitive about their pronouns, mandatory racism training, Pride Month celebrations and Woke HR bits of fluff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2023 06:59 PM (MoZTd)

92 fuck, I just bought the wife a new chromebook from Best Buy

$149 and free overnight shipping

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2023 06:59 PM (us2H3)

93 "we will take on board any lessons"

Lesson onboarding.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at August 11, 2023 07:00 PM (MvF+J)

94 and pj's to the hotel's free breakfast bar.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Proper Ladies are still wearing their evening attire from the night before.

Posted by: Miklos likes Classy at August 11, 2023 07:00 PM (6PEWs)

95 {22} In fact, just don't internet at all. It is ugly out there today.

Posted by: Thatch at August 11, 2023 06:41 PM (ODSAP)

So we're well beyond hip-waders and into full on HAZMAT diving?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2023 06:49 PM (qPw5n)

Just watch cute cat videos. There's also: Arizona Ghostriders; History Hunters; The History Guy; Mark Felton; Hickok 45; Told in Stone; Scotty Kilmer; Jay Leno's Garage, and plenty more good sites. Just don't watch the recommended stuff on YT's main page. It's almost all crap.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2023 07:00 PM (Angsy)

96 Failure theater Part MCLXXIII

@RealLWilson 25m
House Will Not ‘Rubber-Stamp’ Biden Request for $24 Billion More for Ukraine: McCarthy’s Office

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2023 07:01 PM (IG4Id)

97 and pj's to the hotel's free breakfast bar.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2023 06:48 PM (4I/2K)

I don't get it. I dress like I am going to be in the world. Even when I work at home. Pants, shirt, shoes. Casual, yes, usually. But I will never go out in gym shorts and the fucking gawdam flip-flops. I friggin' hate flip-flops. Too many people in my office wear them. Like two raw pork chops being slapped together:

slap slap slap slap slap slap

Friggin' gross. And I never, ever want to see another man's toes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 11, 2023 07:01 PM (T/Lqj)

98 Someone is claiming that China aimed sekrit green space lasers at Hawaii.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2023 07:01 PM (q3gwH)

99 I was ready to work another 10 years, but I'm happy to be retired and not have to try to act professional in an office of purple-haired tarts, soibois sensitive about their pronouns, mandatory racism training, Pride Month celebrations and Woke HR bits of fluff.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Howdy neighbor!

Posted by: John Galt at August 11, 2023 07:02 PM (6PEWs)

100 100

Posted by: m at August 11, 2023 07:02 PM (4tUZx)

101
"Police in the UK arrested an autistic girl for telling a policewoman she looks like a lesbian which is a 'homophobic public order offense.'"

*blinks stupidly*

Wot? I thought all policewomen were lesbians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2023 07:02 PM (MoZTd)

102 I'm reading that the Spring Counteroffensive is going so well that it's now a fighting retreat!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 07:03 PM (MeG8a)

103 @RealLWilson 25m
House Will Not ‘Rubber-Stamp’ Biden Request for $24 Billion More for Ukraine: McCarthy’s Office
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2023 07:01 PM (IG4Id)

so one deal, right

we are talking about Mrs Luntz, right

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2023 07:03 PM (us2H3)

104 done deal

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2023 07:03 PM (us2H3)

105 I've seen pj's, short tshirts, no shoes on women at morning hotel breakfast. I was waiting for the fuck me pumps to make an appearance, but no.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2023 07:04 PM (TZ75n)

106 If we can't say "gay" and we can't say "homosexual", does that mean we have to call Obama a fag? Or a pansy? Futt-bucker?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 11, 2023 07:04 PM (brAQZ)

107 "Police in the UK arrested an autistic girl for telling a policewoman she looks like a lesbian which is a 'homophobic public order offense.'"

*blinks stupidly*

Wot? I thought all policewomen were lesbians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

And identify as "Robert", not "Bobby"

Posted by: Cheerio, Mate! at August 11, 2023 07:04 PM (6PEWs)

108 Finally won one this week. The warranty on the washing machine covered all parts, labor, and service call. I was looking at buying a new washer based upon what needed fixing.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 11, 2023 07:05 PM (awjlR)

109 So to be clear, Gaylord's only non-ghostwritten musings were his paeans to cocklove?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 11, 2023 07:05 PM (9AF3K)

110 Rappin' Ronnie meets his match:

Hi-Rez The Rapper @HiRezTheRapper Aug 9
Donald Trump DESTROYS Eminem!

https://tinyurl.com/ky65h5zm
1:34 minute video parody.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 11, 2023 07:05 PM (krqg6)

111 When will companies stop bending over for the mentally ill that DONT BUY THEIR PRODUCTS!!!

I mean what could be the total buying power for tiny percentage of the LGBTQ blah blah compared to NORMIES demographic?

Posted by: Joey Sausage 'Trump 2024, 2028 and beeyooooond!!!' at August 11, 2023 07:05 PM (eheVn)

112 Stupid question.

If A/B is selling brands and employees [/], are the employees property, or slaves?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2023 07:05 PM (isNL8)

113 Wot? I thought all policewomen were lesbians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2023 07:02 PM (MoZTd)

Da fuq??

Posted by: Zombie Angie Dickinson at August 11, 2023 07:05 PM (4I/2K)

114 Ben Had, did you read about the three Floridians who died near Austin on a hog hunt, when they went into a septic tank to rescue their dog that fell in? Died from hydrogen sulfide gas poisoning. Ugh. Very sad.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2023 07:05 PM (AMIL/)

115

Test

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2023 07:05 PM (isNL8)

116 "The governor of Hawaii blamed the fires on "climate change".

So, a lithium battery powered vehicle made popular by the climate change mythology caught fire, huh?

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2023 07:06 PM (vFG9F)

117 101
"Police in the UK arrested an autistic girl for telling a policewoman she looks like a lesbian which is a 'homophobic public order offense.'"

*blinks stupidly*

Wot? I thought all policewomen were lesbians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2023 07:02 PM (MoZTd)
______

There was the one (American) who, earlier this year, was fired for being gangbanged.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 11, 2023 07:06 PM (brAQZ)

118 105 I've seen pj's, short tshirts, no shoes on women at morning hotel breakfast. I was waiting for the fuck me pumps to make an appearance, but no.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2023 07:04 PM (TZ75n)

as I said earlier, America is suffering from a lack of culture and taste

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2023 07:06 PM (us2H3)

119 I was checking out comedy clubs for a city I might be traveling to, and Adam Carolla will be performing at one. Would he be worth seeing live?

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2023 07:06 PM (4Muoo)

120 Women engage in a lot of homicidal ideation.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 11, 2023 07:06 PM (ERxOa)

121 That's how far down the Rabbit Hole Britain has gone.
10 years ago they started on the H8 Speech slippery slope

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2023 07:06 PM (MOY79)

122 House Will Not ‘Rubber-Stamp’ Biden Request for $24 Billion More for Ukraine: McCarthy’s Office

A "Senior Fellow" at the Hudson Institute:

Ukraine funding facts:

✔️Since Feb 2022 US has provided $66bn to Ukraine. (This is money out the door)

✔️This equals 46¢/day for every adult in US. Less than one Big Mac a week!

✔️Majority of this money NEVER leaves USA.

Result: dismantling of Russian military.

A Bargain!

Most of the money goes to American arms contractors, so why are you complaining?

It's "A Bargain", unless you are a Ukrainian male of military age.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2023 07:07 PM (2tUFv)

123 Test
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

ILLEGAL AND RACIST

Posted by: Your Local School Board at August 11, 2023 07:07 PM (6PEWs)

124 88 Posted by: ... at August 11, 2023 06:59 PM (lX8VI)

89 cont.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 11, 2023 06:59 PM (krqg6)

Is that how they spell that in Canada?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2023 07:07 PM (lX8VI)

125 When will companies stop bending over for the mentally ill that DONT BUY THEIR PRODUCTS!!!

I mean what could be the total buying power for tiny percentage of the LGBTQ blah blah compared to NORMIES demographic?
Posted by: Joey Sausage 'Trump 2024, 2028 and beeyooooond!!!'

--

I wonder if that was sort of their plan, similar to Nike being supported by 1% of the population or whatever.

Gays and cross-dressers are massively over-represented in alcoholism (tied to the abuse I suspect), so if they can get guaranteed sales with the dedicated buyers, they might be able to lose the casual folks who just pick up a beer when they go bowling.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 07:07 PM (ZLyax)

126 102 I'm reading that the Spring Counteroffensive is going so well that it's now a fighting retreat!
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 07:03 PM (MeG8a)

Modern battlefields are always in transition. Sometimes a rapid advance to the rear is needed.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2023 07:07 PM (hv9bm)

127 Hillary, besides being a murderer, is also a huge election denier.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2023 07:08 PM (R/m4+)

128 ✔️Majority of this money NEVER leaves USA.

---

I believe this 100%

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 07:08 PM (ZLyax)

129 The Xtwitterverse isn't too pleased with the West Yorkshire pigs:

https://tinyurl.com/42n8we4x

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 11, 2023 07:08 PM (krqg6)

130 osted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 11, 2023 07:01 PM (T/Lqj

Since I retired I wear track suit pants and various sports tees and tennis shoes almost everyday unless I’m going out on the town.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 07:08 PM (MNhXM)

131 {95} ... Just don't watch the recommended stuff on YT's main page. It's almost all crap.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2023 07:00 PM (Angsy)

No worries there, I've been mentally filtering out and ignoring those for a while. They reek of desperate clickbait and failure.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2023 07:09 PM (qPw5n)

132 Just watch cute cat videos. There's also: Arizona Ghostriders; History Hunters; The History Guy; Mark Felton; Hickok 45; Told in Stone; Scotty Kilmer; Jay Leno's Garage, and plenty more good sites. Just don't watch the recommended stuff on YT's main page. It's almost all crap.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2023 07:00 PM

Coworker fosters kittens for a local shelter. Every Friday before our team meeting he live streams the kittens in action. Lots of fun and a great way to start a Friday.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 11, 2023 07:09 PM (awjlR)

133 I still think about all of those crazy ladies having dreams about the SCOAMF. I don't get it, he throws like a girl and is not masculine.

Same with Bubba. He was a pudgy, tuba-playing nerd that had to acquire power to score with the chicks. He was unctuous.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 11, 2023 07:09 PM (VcVDF)

134 Majority of this money NEVER leaves USA.

---

I believe this 100%
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Well, if you consider how much leaves, but comes back....

Posted by: Biden's accountant at August 11, 2023 07:09 PM (6PEWs)

135 Some people probably can't afford a Big Mac a week.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2023 07:09 PM (vFG9F)

136 I was checking out comedy clubs for a city I might be traveling to, and Adam Carolla will be performing at one. Would he be worth seeing live?
Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2023 07:06 PM (4Muoo)

He seems less woke than many. And I always thought he was funny (way moar funnier than stoopid Jimmy Kimmel). Other than that, your call. it could work.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 11, 2023 07:09 PM (T/Lqj)

137 So to be clear, Gaylord's only non-ghostwritten musings were his paeans to cocklove?

I couldn't help him with that part.

Posted by: Bill Ayres! at August 11, 2023 07:09 PM (2tUFv)

138 >>Result: dismantling of Russian military.

They left out the # of Dead Ukranians this takes.

Also, Prove your work.
Russian Military is humming along just fine, apparently.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2023 07:10 PM (/DLeq)

139 Da fuq??

Posted by: Zombie Angie Dickinson at August 11, 2023 07:05 PM (4I/2K)

I'm not dead yet.

Posted by: Angie at August 11, 2023 07:10 PM (Angsy)

140 That's a gay adult abusing a child.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Which BTW, is the definition of pedo.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 11, 2023 07:11 PM (9AF3K)

141 Some people probably can't afford a Big Mac a week.

Yeah, saying that Ukraine is costing every American $175 a year, and will do so indefinitely, isn't quite the flex that he thinks it is.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2023 07:11 PM (2tUFv)

142
Since I retired I wear track suit pants and various sports tees and tennis shoes almost everyday unless I’m going out on the town.
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 07:08 PM (MNhXM)

Black t-shirt, black track pants, black socks and black sneakers is about as unbuttoned as I get and that's only for quick runs out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2023 07:11 PM (MoZTd)

143 >>So to be clear, Gaylord's only non-ghostwritten musings were his paeans to cocklove?

'A Penis Sipper's Guide to Martha's Vineyard' - Barack Hussein Obama (2004)

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2023 07:12 PM (/DLeq)

144 4
I'm old enough to remember when everyone didn't put the f-bomb in every single sentence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2023 06:30 PM (MoZTd)

I'm guilty of this. I need to be better. It' not ladylike.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2023 07:12 PM (OX9vb)

145
The puppies are placing dinner orders. BRB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2023 07:12 PM (MoZTd)

146 Andycanuck, Elon really should have branded Twitter Xtwitter, but you don't pronounce the x. I don't know if this X, the "platform formerly known as Twitter" thing is catching on yet. Rebrands on this scale are difficult.

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2023 07:12 PM (4Muoo)

147 Since I retired I wear track suit pants and various sports tees and tennis shoes almost everyday unless I’m going out on the town.
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 07:08 PM (MNhXM)

Uncle Palp. Is that you?

Posted by: Beartooth at August 11, 2023 07:12 PM (awjlR)

148 116 "The governor of Hawaii blamed the fires on "climate change".

Jerry Brown and Newsom did the same, but they did so in pseudo-religious tones. Gaia Willed It. We mortals are at the mercy of Gaia’s Fiery Dragon Breath.(pbuh)

INSHALLAH.

Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2023 07:13 PM (N5DVx)

149 Summarize the American perspective on Ukraine in one comment:

"It is very simple," Polish President Andrzej Duda told me last week. "Right now, Russian imperialism can be stopped cheaplv, because American soldiers are not dying." But if we don't put a halt to Russian aggression now, "there will be a very high price to be paid."

This is why there is no high ground. An American or NATO soul is worth no more or less than a Ukrainian soul in the kingdom of heaven.

We facilitate death at the expense of our immortal souls.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 11, 2023 07:14 PM (Z9X19)

150 It can't be mentioned and the song not posted:

John Cooper Clarke

(I've got a new) Tracksuit

https://youtu.be/qOAkipx4duA

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 07:14 PM (ZLyax)

151 Uncle Palp. Is that you?
Posted by: Beartooth at August 11, 2023 07:12 PM (awjlR)

Heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 11, 2023 07:14 PM (T/Lqj)

152 Being an attorney makes it easier to take bribes. You can always claim that you are providing "legal services".
------------
Give me a dollar!!! You're officially my clients now!!!

Okay, you're now both officially represented by Saul Goodman and Associates. Your secrets are safe with me under threat of disbarment, all right? Take the ski mask off. I feel like I'm talking to the Weather Underground here.

Posted by: saul goodman at August 11, 2023 07:15 PM (krqg6)

153 Tilray, a Canadian cannabis company, will be purchasing Shock Top, Breckenridge Brewery, Blue Point Brewing Company, 10 Barrel Brewing Company, Redhook Brewery, Widmer Brothers Brewing, Square Mile Cider Company and Hiball Energy. The deal is expected to be finalized in Sept. 2023 for $85 million, according to a Tilray 8-K filing.

----

Man, I used to love Red Hook ESB and their Black Hook Porter back in the day. Maybe these guys can make them not suck again.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 11, 2023 07:15 PM (+J9jQ)

154 >>Right now, Russian imperialism can be stopped cheaplv

...On America's dime.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2023 07:16 PM (/DLeq)

155 Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2023 07:07 PM (2tUFv)

I bet if you look at their history they have something negative to say about the money spent in Iraq and Afghanistan and it was about 46 cents a day over the 20 years too.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 07:16 PM (MNhXM)

156 Guess everyone in Hawaii on the dry side of the island should move to the mainland

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2023 07:16 PM (MOY79)

157 "The governor of Hawaii blamed the fires on "climate change".

It's a weird argument, because he's basically telling everyone to stay out of Hawaii for good.

Also, someone might notice that Hawaii has a gigantic carbon footprint, since almost everything consumed has to be shipped or flown in, and the main industry involves people flying thousands of miles on carbon-spewing jet aircraft.

You put serious restrictions on air travel, and the economy of Hawaii collapses.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2023 07:16 PM (2tUFv)

158 Since I retired, any good day where I don't have to put on socks is a good day.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 07:16 PM (MeG8a)

159 Is truth a defense? She looks exactly like a lesbian nana.

----

She looks like a meter-maid who whines about not getting the same pay as the guys on the SWAT team.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 11, 2023 07:17 PM (+J9jQ)

160 "Guess everyone in Hawaii on the dry side of the island should move to the mainland"

Won't it tip over?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2023 07:17 PM (isNL8)

161 if the dems control the whole govt in 2025 you should consider investing in cattle cars. and camp grounds

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2023 07:17 PM (B1FKF)

162 "Regardless of favorability, our consumers across all sentiment groups have three points of feedback in common,"

That, Right There, is a winning sales campaign slogan. (sigh)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 11, 2023 07:17 PM (p8A+W)

163 >>"The governor of Hawaii blamed the fires on "climate change".

Climate Change stole my Car!

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2023 07:17 PM (/DLeq)

164 4
I'm old enough to remember when everyone didn't put the f-bomb in every single sentence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2023 06:30 PM (MoZTd)

---

Damn, how fucking old are you?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 11, 2023 07:18 PM (+J9jQ)

165 >>Give me a dollar!!! You're officially my clients now!!!

>>Okay, you're now both officially represented by Saul Goodman and Associates. Your secrets are safe with me under threat of disbarment, all right? Take the ski mask off. I feel like I'm talking to the Weather Underground here.

Unless your name is Donald Trump and then the government is allowed to break the client/attorney privilege.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2023 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

166 You put serious restrictions on air travel, and the economy of Hawaii collapses.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2023 07:16 PM (2tUFv)

Oh no.

Anyway....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2023 07:19 PM (Angsy)

167 {160} "Guess everyone in Hawaii on the dry side of the island should move to the mainland"

Won't it tip over?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 11, 2023 07:17 PM (isNL

Hank Johnson, is that you?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2023 07:19 PM (qPw5n)

168 re lesbian nana cop: someone noted the other day that she looks a lot like ellen degeneres

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2023 07:19 PM (B1FKF)

169 Hawaiian nationalists (I think they call themselves "kanaka") have been telling tourists to stay home for decades.
Maui FD thinks the fires were set. Arson.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 07:19 PM (MeG8a)

170 Maui FD thinks the fires were set. Arson.

Jesus. There's still fifteen hundred people missing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2023 07:20 PM (2tUFv)

171 i thought we were going to build a high speed rail line to hawaii. isn't that what sen maizie bird said?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2023 07:21 PM (B1FKF)

172 Hawaiian nationalists (I think they call themselves "kanaka") have been telling tourists to stay home for decades.
Maui FD thinks the fires were set. Arson.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 07:19 PM (MeG8a)

One reason why I won't go. If we pulled out and left Hawaii an independent nation, within days, China will take it over. Then see how you'll be treated by them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2023 07:21 PM (Angsy)

173 I have noticed the irony of men pretending to be women such as Dylan Mulvaney and even Admiral Doubtfire, is that they present an image that is simultaneously both stereotypical...

...and a caricature.

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 11, 2023 07:21 PM (l4B/J)

174 Travel to Hawaii should be restricted to outriggers to ensure the full Polynesian experience.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2023 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

175 was checking out comedy clubs for a city I might be traveling to, and Adam Carolla will be performing at one. Would he be worth seeing live?
Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2023 07:06 PM (4Muoo)

You could check out his podcast for a preview.

By the way I like both of his self produced movies. Hard Knocks and Road Hard . He has some good documentaries also.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 07:22 PM (MNhXM)

176 You put serious restrictions on air travel, and the economy of Hawaii collapses.

Posted by: The ARC of History

Just mandate electric airplanes. Done.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 11, 2023 07:23 PM (9AF3K)

177 Unless your name is Donald Trump and then the government is allowed to break the client/attorney privilege.
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Yep, doing stuff they didn't even do to mobsters' lawyers let alone the threats of never being able to work in this town again if you represent Vito Corleone...

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 11, 2023 07:23 PM (krqg6)

178 "The governor of Hawaii blamed the fires on "climate change".

So the arsonist's name is Climate Change?
Must be a tranny tiktok influencer.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 11, 2023 07:24 PM (p8A+W)

179 Hawaiian nationalists (I think they call themselves "kanaka") have been telling tourists to stay home for decades.

They cripple tourism enough, and all the Native Hawaiians will end up in Las Vegas (already informally referred to as the "Ninth Island").

The demand to be a subsistence farmer or fisherman isn't very great.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2023 07:24 PM (2tUFv)

180 i have learned to say 'stupid' instead of that other word, like "my stupid laptop crashed" or "joe biden is a stupid idiot"

make me feel like an adult instead of a democrat

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2023 07:24 PM (B1FKF)

181 Since I retired, any good day where I don't have to put on socks is a good day.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 07:16 PM (MeG8a)

Again, I might be weird. I hate being barefoot. I wear socks almost all the time. Even in bed.

I have horrid feets.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 11, 2023 07:24 PM (T/Lqj)

182 >>> Maui FD thinks the fires were set. Arson.

If it's the left, they are the worst treehuggers ever, the fires might have destroyed an ancient banyan tree that was a huge icon for Lahaina. I've been trying to find news on if it's survived.

(Yes the lives of the people lost in the fire are far more of a tragedy than that of a dead tree. But I can be sad about both.)

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2023 07:24 PM (4Muoo)

183 Doesn't Garland have an oath of office deficiency?

Like he's illegitimate?

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2023 07:25 PM (rcx6n)

184 43 They need to leave donuts alone. Next thing you know they'll be messing with chocolate chip cookies and from there it's just a hop, skip, and a jump to ice cream. They need to shut this down right now.
Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2023 06:47 PM (pTb/Z)

Just as long as they leave Raisins alone...

Posted by: Big Raisin - Resolutely Hetro at August 11, 2023 07:25 PM (CCSxw)

185
They cripple tourism enough, and all the Native Hawaiians will end up in Las Vegas (already informally referred to as the "Ninth Island").

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Hawaii will consist of nothing but Navy and whores (let the jokes begin).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2023 07:26 PM (MoZTd)

186 From what I am reading the banyan tree is expected to survive, tho' it did get burned pretty badly. The roots survived.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 07:26 PM (MeG8a)

187 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 11, 2023 07:24 PM (T/Lqj)

Heh I don’t have horrid feet but I wear socks all the time too. They get cold.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 07:26 PM (MNhXM)

188 If we pulled out and left Hawaii an independent nation, within days, China will take it over. Then see how you'll be treated by them.

Yep - Hawaii is the most strategic spot on the planet.

Some great power is going to control it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2023 07:26 PM (2tUFv)

189 i have heard that radical hawaiians put razor blades in pineapples to keep tourists away on halloween. i have also heard that keith olbermann is not a twat.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2023 07:26 PM (B1FKF)

190 gourmand as a kid after school ended think only time I put shoes on some weeks was to go to church. Try it now and it just doesn't work.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2023 07:27 PM (MOY79)

191 Some great power is going to control it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2023 07:26 PM (2tUFv)

And it ain't the Polynesians.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2023 07:27 PM (Angsy)

192 >>From what I am reading the banyan tree is expected to survive, tho' it did get burned pretty badly. The roots survived.

Stay in your lane.

Posted by: The Lorax at August 11, 2023 07:27 PM (/DLeq)

193 Just as long as they leave Raisins alone...
Posted by: Big Raisin - Resolutely Hetro at August 11, 2023 07:25 PM (CCSxw)

Raisins belong in two venues:

Trail Mix

Raisin Bran

That is all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 11, 2023 07:27 PM (T/Lqj)

194 ...and a caricature.

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 11, 2023 07:21 PM (l4B/J)

Always thought that about feminine gay men. They exaggerate everything about a woman in their mannerisms and reactions.

Posted by: Joey Sausage 'Trump 2024, 2028 and beeyooooond!!!' at August 11, 2023 07:28 PM (eheVn)

195
i have heard that radical hawaiians put razor blades in pineapples to keep tourists away on halloween. i have also heard that keith olbermann is not a twat.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2023 07:26 PM (B1FKF)

No. 1: Possible
No. 2: Impossible

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2023 07:28 PM (MoZTd)

196 I'm guilty of this. I need to be better. It' not ladylike.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

********

Me, too!

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 11, 2023 07:28 PM (l4B/J)

197 >>> 188 If we pulled out and left Hawaii an independent nation, within days, China will take it over. Then see how you'll be treated by them.

No kidding? We coulda told you that!

Posted by: Panama Canal and Hong Kong at August 11, 2023 07:28 PM (4Muoo)

198
"The governor of Hawaii blamed the fires on "climate change"

The fact that the fire was on the Leeward side of the island (the DRY side) had nothing to do with it.

Not to mention the simultaneous fires...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2023 07:28 PM (n+4am)

199 Fun fact a 12 pack of bud light was selling for less than 12 bucks. 12 pack of Modelo was almost $17. Modelo costs more than Yuengling at my store in North Texas, and is selling at a premium. Damn..AB really screwed the pooch.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 11, 2023 07:28 PM (YXEoM)

200 NOOD Cafe

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2023 07:28 PM (qPw5n)

201 The movie is not Hard knocks. It’s The Hammer.

Sheesh.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2023 07:29 PM (MNhXM)

202 Raisin Bran

That is all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 11, 2023 07:27 PM (T/Lqj)

Raisin Bran. Yum.

Posted by: Joey Sausage 'Trump 2024, 2028 and beeyooooond!!!' at August 11, 2023 07:29 PM (eheVn)

203 "The governor of Hawaii blamed the fires on "climate change"

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Probably a lot easier than blaming poor government management of resources.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 07:30 PM (ZLyax)

204 The roots survived.
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Almost as if that's natural or something.

BTW, something to drive the Left bonkers -- the town's R.C. church was undamaged despite other destroyed properties nearby.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 11, 2023 07:30 PM (krqg6)

205 Gourmand, that's good news, fingers crossed about the tree.

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2023 07:30 PM (4Muoo)

206 171 i thought we were going to build a high speed rail line to hawaii. isn't that what sen maizie bird said?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 11, 2023 07:21 PM (B1FKF)
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They were going to, but they were afraid the train station would cause Oahu to tip over.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 11, 2023 07:30 PM (+J9jQ)

207 I've been visiting Hawaii since I was a hand on a yacht as a lad. First stop was always Lahaina. I've always been an admirer of Capt. Cook.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 07:31 PM (MeG8a)

208 "IP attorneys excepted, law is what you go into when you have a humanities degree you can't do anything with."

My degree was in radio/television with an emphasis in audio production -- more like a trade. Sony gave my department all kinds of equipment (some old, some for beta testing) and local bands would pay to use the equipment. It was really cool learning how to mix on a 24 track board back in 1990 or so. Nowadays it's all Pro Tools, but you still have to understand sound processing. Anyways, I didn't feel like making minimum at a studio so I went to law school. Now I litigate property/land use cases.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 11, 2023 07:31 PM (KAi1n)

209 This constable-who-looks-like-a-lesbian is about to discover that the Streisand Effect applies to anyone who makes herself look like a horse's ass in public. At least if we get to point a camera at her and someone posts her name.

Posted by: jdgalt at August 11, 2023 07:31 PM (3SFo/)

210 "most U.S. consumers had no opinion on the controversy leading to Bud Light's sales loss."

Because most U.S. consumers don't want to be ratted out to a Media eager to destroy their lives. Like every other poll in the age of social disease media, its results are worthless.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 11, 2023 07:32 PM (CHHv1)

211 I'm old enough to remember when commies were shrieking about Joe Camel being a targeted ad for kids.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2023 06:44 PM (llON

I have the 1988 calendar... They were targeting kids. I also have a small stack of "Smooth Moves" which came with each pack of smokes around here somewhere.
Suggestions on how to handle weird situations.
One of which is if your car engine is knocking, turn up the radio so you don't hear it.

That is bad advice. Learned the hard way.

Posted by: Reforger at August 11, 2023 07:32 PM (B705c)

212 The way things are going at Disney now, Musk might have been able to buy them if he hadn't already massively overspent on Twitter.

20/20 hindsight is a bitch!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 11, 2023 07:33 PM (ssESX)

213 153 Tilray, a Canadian cannabis company, will be purchasing Shock Top, Breckenridge Brewery, Blue Point Brewing Company, 10 Barrel Brewing Company, Redhook Brewery, Widmer Brothers Brewing, Square Mile Cider Company and Hiball Energy. The deal is expected to be finalized in Sept. 2023 for $85 million, according to a Tilray 8-K filing.

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Man, I used to love Red Hook ESB and their Black Hook Porter back in the day. Maybe these guys can make them not suck again.
Posted by: Cave Johnson

Didn't see Devils Backbone on the list. I liked their beer. Hope they get 'saved' from the clutches of Transheiser Busch.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 11, 2023 07:37 PM (4vi12)

214 The way things are going at Disney now, Musk might have been able to buy them if he hadn't already massively overspent on Twitter.

20/20 hindsight is a bitch!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

-

?

He's constantly bouncing off of the "richest man in the world" title. I suspect he could make an offer if he wanted it, and probably get tons of support in the acquisition and funding if needed.

He could immediately make a big chunk of whatever he spent back by releasing 4K versions of the original three films as they were shown in theaters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 07:47 PM (ZLyax)

215 I'll scratch Best Buy off the ol' shopping list. Thanks.

Posted by: FluWarrior at August 11, 2023 08:21 PM (ZwGhR)

216 This is why there is no high ground. An American or NATO soul is worth no more or less than a Ukrainian soul in the kingdom of heaven.

We facilitate death at the expense of our immortal souls.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 11, 2023 07:14 PM (Z9X19)
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However, for those who say we do not have a strategic interest in this conflict, I believe you have just demonstrated why they are very very wrong.

My country damn well better worry about US guys more than Ukrainian ones.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 11, 2023 11:18 PM (UVyKP)

217 207 I've been visiting Hawaii since I was a hand on a yacht as a lad. First stop was always Lahaina. I've always been an admirer of Capt. Cook.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2023 07:31 PM (MeG8a)

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He was a delightful morsel.

Posted by: Aboriginal Hawaiians at August 12, 2023 02:28 AM (bQKgA)

218 215 I'll scratch Best Buy off the ol' shopping list. Thanks.
Posted by: FluWarrior at August 11, 2023 08:21 PM (ZwGhR)

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Tragically, there are only about 5000 merchants online that sell anything that Best Buy sells, only cheaper.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2023 02:32 AM (bQKgA)

219 162 "Regardless of favorability, our consumers across all sentiment groups have three points of feedback in common,"

That, Right There, is a winning sales campaign slogan. (sigh)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 11, 2023 07:17 PM (p8A+W)

LOL!

Posted by: m at August 12, 2023 05:21 AM (LdYi7)

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