A Pawful Pounce Cafe

by http://schamorro.photo/

Calm down, kid! Be cool about it for crying out loud!

This cat may seem actually helpful for once, but bear in mind, that tap can be opened whether you have a glass under it or not.

There is either mechanical or human error here. I suspect the human element.

Repost: Dog's eye view.

I'm fierce and you don't want no part of this...

Don't let a dog access anything that involves pulling and makes a lot of noise. That's a recipe for an aneurysm.

So is this real? It can't be. I don't want to wear the Lamont Hat again.

The monkey just wants to check his stocks and email.

Frog Titanic.

I'm going to be a little late for our appointment...

Officer, he just jumped right out in the road in front of me!

Honey Badger vs. Python (who is constricting him to death) vs. Two Jackals. It's not even close, really.

What will these indistinct fuzzy blobs resolve into? Place your bets: 1, teddy bears floating on the water, 2, otter pups, 3, ducks, 4, aliens, 5, some kind of aquatic weasels.

This took me a while.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/1hcxtqXqDJ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 8, 2023

elephant more like wobblephant am i rite

First steps of a baby elephant.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/rhVLUGfgNm
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 7, 2023

Baby lion sneaking up on its mom.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/MvAzXJfVOL
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 7, 2023

Surprise! 😂 pic.twitter.com/dbsbjjghIF
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 8, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:23 PM

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1 gw4tw4wttv

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 07:25 PM (2OHLy)

2
That's not me banging my keyboard; that's me typing out my literal state of mind right now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 07:25 PM (2OHLy)

3 Can't be otters; I've been reliably informed that they hold paws whilst sleeping.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2023 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

4 So is this real? It can't be. I don't want to wear the Lamont Hat again.

We'd like to speak with the pool owners.

Posted by: Pool insurers at August 08, 2023 07:29 PM (eOEVl)

5 That baby giraffe looks so smug standing there under the protection of its mother.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2023 07:29 PM (klJTj)

6 informed that they hold paws whilst sleeping.

These found magnets.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 08, 2023 07:32 PM (sFONh)

7 "Wobblephant, you big dummy!"

Posted by: 496 at August 08, 2023 07:32 PM (Gpu6T)

8 >>>There is either mechanical or human error here. I suspect the human element.

Error? I don't think so. That kid was doing that on purpose.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2023 07:32 PM (klJTj)

9 Is those be baby geeses y’all?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 08, 2023 07:32 PM (R/m4+)

10 Present!
Now, on to the consumption of content, which looks almost as appealing as Skip's Bad Blue post number 10!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 08, 2023 07:32 PM (MeG8a)

11 That baby giraffe looks so smug standing there under the protection of its mother.

An aggressive cheetah would learn it some humility.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2023 07:33 PM (guGkK)

12 You have to wonder what is going on in that baby elephants brain. I mean he has just literally woken up and has to be freaking out on what is going on.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2023 07:34 PM (QNSds)

13
Python + 2 jackals: "You know, this isn't really a fair fight."

Honey Badger: "You're right, better bring some more pythons and jackals."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 07:34 PM (2OHLy)

14 E.T. phone home

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2023 07:35 PM (63Dwl)

15
The way newborn mammals just get on their feet and walk never fails to amaze me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 07:36 PM (2OHLy)

16 >>>What would you do in this situation?

I would resolve to never again follow Google Maps into a body of water. I really mean it this time!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2023 07:37 PM (klJTj)

17 That is not real.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2023 07:37 PM (JvZF+)

18 Look, Ma!
It's ET!

Posted by: MkY at August 08, 2023 07:39 PM (cPGH3)

19 Supplies!!!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 08, 2023 07:39 PM (v9YuC)

20 Good evening everyone
Getting up extra early so better pick out a couple of good ones

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2023 07:40 PM (MOY79)

21 I wanna know who took the video of me the morning after my 21st birthday.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 08, 2023 07:40 PM (JqMqI)

22 Honey Badger: "You're right, better bring some more pythons and jackals."

It looks like the appearance of the jackals is what saved the badger, because the snake had to fend off the jackal, and in so doing, relaxed its grip on the badger. He got distracted.

Then badger intentionally drags the big snake to a hideyhole, to limit the python's ability to move and also to enjoy his meal in peace. What a turnaround!

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2023 07:40 PM (pv38B)

23 I almost felt sorry for the snake.

Posted by: huerfano at August 08, 2023 07:40 PM (7zEAH)

24 That baby giraffe looks smug af. "I took your hot wheels, and there's nothing you can do about it, because I'm with big mama now."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 07:40 PM (ppBhU)

25 giraffe vagina

a rare medium well done

Posted by: Milton F at August 08, 2023 07:41 PM (BRHaw)

26 Lions! Giraffes !! Baby Elephant!!!

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2023 07:41 PM (V13WU)

27 Snakes are meant to be boots, nothing more.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 08, 2023 07:42 PM (Eeb9P)

28 Snakes are meant to be boots, nothing more.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC

Quite tasty fried. A little dipping sauce, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2023 07:43 PM (TZ75n)

29 gw4tw4wttv
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
........

yeah me too

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2023 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

30 He jumped right in front of me.
Reminds me of the Karen v lesbo fight I saw this morning on the way to the golf course. (Kia t-boned by a Subaru). Hilarious. First thing I thought of was the Navy.
Cops were laughing.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 07:46 PM (e4fEA)

31 >>>Baby lion sneaking up on its mom..

An early lesson in the effectiveness of a two pronged attack.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2023 07:46 PM (klJTj)

32 The way newborn mammals just get on their feet and walk never fails to amaze me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

It didn't happen that way for any of our 4...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 07:46 PM (3c8Dz)

33 Nicest thing I can say about a snake " OH look, its dead"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2023 07:46 PM (Fw7SF)

34 Good evening horde. The dog's view video is fun. I like the ones where they mount a go pro on the dog's back so you can watch what catches their attention. Distractoids with short attention spans...

Posted by: TRex at August 08, 2023 07:46 PM (IQ6Gq)

35 I almost felt sorry for the snake.
Posted by: huerfano at August 08, 2023 07:40 PM (7zEAH)

Oh shit. What fu*king snake???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 07:47 PM (e4fEA)

36 Badger wasn't having his foe trophy taken away.
Never seen a time bar go across then up a side before

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2023 07:47 PM (MOY79)

37 >>>Surprise!

lol.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2023 07:48 PM (klJTj)

38 Good evening, horde!

Bell-ringing dog is cracking me up. Swingin'!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 08, 2023 07:48 PM (OX9vb)

39 That is not real.
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Yeah. WTF is an "elephant"?

Sure something big and grey with huge feet, a long nose, and two sticky-outy teeth. As if!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 08, 2023 07:49 PM (krqg6)

40 Was going to bring it up on a food thread but nearby a place House of Jerky has a sign for python, alligator, mako and all kinds of bizarre stuff only think CBD would touch

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2023 07:49 PM (MOY79)

41 Distractoids with short attention spans...
-------------
So... morons.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 08, 2023 07:50 PM (krqg6)

42 Snek.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2023 07:50 PM (TZ75n)

43 Sneck!!!

Pull back.
Dig in.
Call for napalm.

Twice!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 07:50 PM (e4fEA)

44 TRex and Grateful, so looking forward to see you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2023 07:50 PM (Fw7SF)

45 A news story from Houston tells of a woman who was sitting under a tree, a snake fell out of the tree, bites the woman, she yells "help me, Jesus" and right then a hawk came down and took the snake.
But the poor woman got bit up pretty bad.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 08, 2023 07:52 PM (MeG8a)

46 Down goes python! Down goes python!

Posted by: zombie Howard Cosell at August 08, 2023 07:53 PM (krqg6)

47 she yells "help me, Jesus" and right then a hawk came down and took the snake.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 08, 2023 07:52 PM (MeG8a)

That's beautiful! I hope she survived the snakebites, though.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 08, 2023 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

48 Lamont, you'll always be Chuy to me....

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 08, 2023 07:54 PM (2YtOq)

49 Was going to bring it up on a food thread but nearby a place House of Jerky has a sign for python, alligator, mako and all kinds of bizarre stuff only think CBD would touch
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2023 07:49 PM (MOY79)

I've had alligator and mako and I'm not that adventurous. There was a fad for buffalo and ostrich and other exotic meat in the 1990s?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 07:55 PM (eoQWY)

50 'Honey Badger vs. Python'

Badger breaks free from python. *Doesn't* run away. Instead returns to eat python.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2023 07:55 PM (roH4R)

51 Police in Democrat-Run Oakland Urge Residents to Use Airhorns if Targeted by Criminals

Not mentioned: What you should do if criminals take your airhorn away from you.

Brietbart
https://is.gd/MzsWVP

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2023 07:56 PM (klJTj)

52 Ok new plan. We get 10, maybe a dozen honey badgers and let them loose during the next joint session of Congress then lock the doors.

Bing, bang, boom, country back.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2023 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)

53 Better turn this off
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2023 07:56 PM (MOY79)

54 I've had alligator and mako and I'm not that adventurous. There was a fad for buffalo and ostrich and other exotic meat in the 1990s?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 07:55 PM (eoQWY)
----
You can still buy bison meat at Walmart around here. I use it to add a bit of flavor to my chili.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2023 07:57 PM (BpYfr)

55 Not mentioned: What you should do if criminals take your airhorn away from you.

Brietbart
https://is.gd/MzsWVP
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2023 07:56 PM (klJTj)

We need common sense airhorn reform.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 07:57 PM (eoQWY)

56 I have different calibers of air horns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2023 07:57 PM (TZ75n)

57 Then badger intentionally drags the big snake to a hideyhole, to limit the python's ability to move and also to enjoy his meal in peace. What a turnaround!
Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2023 07:40 PM

The python was mort before that point.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2023 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

58 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 08, 2023 07:58 PM (Xrfse)

59 I wonder how closely Jackals and coyotes are related

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 07:58 PM (xhaym)

60 Ok new plan. We get 10, maybe a dozen honey badgers and let them loose during the next joint session of Congress then lock the doors.

Bing, bang, boom, country back.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2023 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)

Wait till you see the crap laws the badgers pass.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 07:58 PM (eoQWY)

61 >>Badger wasn't having his foe trophy taken away.
Never seen a time bar go across then up a side before

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2023 07:47 PM

Dogs will play tug of war with anything anytime.

Posted by: huerfano at August 08, 2023 07:59 PM (7zEAH)

62 Sneck!!!

Pull back.
Dig in.
Call for napalm.

Twice!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 07:50 PM

That would be danger close. Better to call for an ODA of sneck eaters.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2023 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

63 It gets worse before it gets better...

BREAKING: Portland jury finds Antifa militants not liable in Andy Ngo attack, defense attorney declares ‘I AM ANTIFA’

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2023 08:00 PM (IG4Id)

64 44 TRex and Grateful, so looking forward to see you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2023 07:50 PM

****
Likewise! Very high on our "things we're looking forward to" list. Hearing a lot of good things from alumni! Thanks much for hosting.

Posted by: TRex at August 08, 2023 08:00 PM (IQ6Gq)

65 I wonder how closely Jackals and coyotes are related
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 07:58 PM (xhaym)

From Quora site:

The answer varies a bit from species to species. The African golden wolf/grey jackal and the golden jackal are both closely related to wolves and coyotes. The African golden wolf was recently split off from the golden jackal because its closest relatives are the wolf and coyote.

Other jackals are still within genus Canis but diverged from wolves and coyotes over a million years before the golden jackal did.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 08:00 PM (eoQWY)

66 Yea... baby elephant or wobblephant.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2023 08:01 PM (NpAcC)

67
Disclaimer at the end of every honey badger video:

"No honey badgers were harmed in the making of this video. The same cannot be said of the other participants."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 08:03 PM (2OHLy)

68 JackStraw, we gotta talk. There is a Clinton angle I have been missing.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2023 08:04 PM (Fw7SF)

69 I suspect the Honey Badger was hunting the snek to begin with, and managed to find out why it is hard.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 08:04 PM (xhaym)

70 Honey Badger to Python:

"In Soviet Russia, dinner eat YOU"

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2023 08:05 PM (pv38B)

71
defense attorney declares ‘I AM ANTIFA’
Posted by: weft cut-loop

===============

Everyone on the jury, too?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 08:05 PM (2OHLy)

72 52 Ok new plan. We get 10, maybe a dozen honey badgers and let them loose during the next joint session of Congress then lock the doors.

Bing, bang, boom, country back.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2023 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)

The pay-per-view fees would be enough to fund Obamacare.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 08, 2023 08:05 PM (OX9vb)

73 I'm all ears, Ben Had.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2023 08:06 PM (ZLI7S)

74 Disclaimer at the end of every honey badger video:

"No honey badgers were harmed in the making of this video. The same cannot be said of the other participants."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 08:03 PM (2OHLy)

I imagine there are thousands of videos of honey badgers running off lite cowards, being eaten by terriers and the like that are censored by Big Honey Badger to promote the internet meme.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 08:07 PM (eoQWY)

75 Other jackals are still within genus Canis but diverged from wolves and coyotes over a million years before the golden jackal did.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 08:00 PM (eoQWY)[p/i]

IIRC, Canids evolved in North America when it was isolated, and Felids evolved in Eurasia.

Jackals look like coyotes in how they move and how they are patterned,

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 08:07 PM (xhaym)

76 Evenin' Horde.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 08, 2023 08:08 PM (aBJcM)

77 I imagine there are thousands of videos of honey badgers running off lite cowards, being eaten by terriers and the like that are censored by Big Honey Badger to promote the internet meme.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 08:07 PM (eoQWY)

You mean Honey badgers do give a S___?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 08:09 PM (xhaym)

78 Better sit down. This will shock you.

>>White House cocaine belonged to ‘Biden family orbit’ member: report

https://tinyurl.com/yu8v9b4m

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2023 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

79 O no, JS, say it isn't so!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 08, 2023 08:11 PM (LDVJG)

80 Hunter the space cadet.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2023 08:13 PM (Fw7SF)

81 Jackals look like coyotes in how they move and how they are patterned,
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 08:07 PM (xhaym)

That could be convergent adaptation for living in a similar environment, or just a common coat pattern for dogs in general. Not up on Dog coat genetics like I am with housecats.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 08:13 PM (eoQWY)

82 I imagine there are thousands of videos of honey badgers running off lite cowards, being eaten by terriers and the like that are censored by Big Honey Badger to promote the internet meme.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 08:07 PM (eoQWY)

You mean Honey badgers do give a S___?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 08:09 PM (xhaym)

heavy donations to the United Way have been spotted. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 08:14 PM (eoQWY)

83 defense attorney declares ‘I AM ANTIFA’
Posted by: weft cut-loop

===============
Everyone on the jury, too?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 08:05 PM (2OHLy)
*******
Portland still hasn't learned its lesson. I hope the city fails in every way possible.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 08, 2023 08:15 PM (NpAcC)

84 Better sit down. This will shock you.

>>White House cocaine belonged to ‘Biden family orbit’ member: report

https://tinyurl.com/yu8v9b4m
Posted by: JackStraw

Hunter missed the drop from another Biden *family orbit* member.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 08:15 PM (3c8Dz)

85 That explains Major's personality change!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 08, 2023 08:15 PM (krqg6)

86 Still, if you're a golden jackal, that's a pretty cool name

beats sloth or dung beetle

Posted by: DB - at August 08, 2023 08:16 PM (geLO8)

87 I imagine there are thousands of videos of honey badgers running off lite cowards, being eaten by terriers and the like that are censored by Big Honey Badger to promote the internet meme.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 08:07 PM

They haven't achieved anywhere near the mastery of censoring unfavorable information that Big Penguin has.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2023 08:16 PM (a3Q+t)

88 They haven't achieved anywhere near the mastery of censoring unfavorable information that Big Penguin has.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2023 08:16 PM (a3Q+t)

There's thousands of slender, sinuous, warty penguins being censored out of all the photos with white-out.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 08:19 PM (eoQWY)

89 Fuck yes, honey badger. Fuck yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2023 08:19 PM (Wnv9h)

90
Portland still hasn't learned its lesson. I hope the city fails in every way possible.
Posted by: redridinghood

==========

All they need now is more illegal aliens. I hope Abbott and RDS are paying attention.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 08:20 PM (2OHLy)

91 Did no one note the Syncerus caffer caffer in the background of the honey badger video?

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2023 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

92 There's thousands of slender, sinuous, warty penguins being censored out of all the photos with white-out.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 08:19 PM

When it comes to penguins, smell-out >>>>>>> white-out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2023 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

93 All they need now is more illegal aliens. I hope Abbott and RDS are paying attention.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 08:20 PM (2OHLy)

What's needed is a special type of illegal that just shoves all the Portlanders out and away and renames it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 08:22 PM (eoQWY)

94 How come.every time I read Honey Badger I think Honey BooBoo?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 08:22 PM (e4fEA)

95 https://tinyurl.com/yu8v9b4m
Posted by: JackStraw

Awesome this chick bought Soldier of Fortune and is publishing this stuff!

Hahahahah

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 08, 2023 08:23 PM (g4zkO)

96 Evenin' Horde.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 08, 2023 08:08 PM

Evenin', SiD.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2023 08:24 PM (Wnv9h)

97 It's Portland.

There was never going to be any other outcome.

The only surprise is the judge didn't declare he was Antifa.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at August 08, 2023 08:24 PM (pHPwR)

98 Just trying this on for size.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, Golden Jackal at August 08, 2023 08:26 PM (u73oe)

99
Penguins

They got little flippers
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little beaks
And tiny little teeth
They wear ugly scales
On their nasty little feet

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2023 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)

100 Evening.

That baby giraffe has it head shoved into mama's vajoo.

Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 08:27 PM (1Yy3c)

101 The baby giraffe reminds me of Rich Evans.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2023 08:27 PM (iziT8)

102 Did no one note the Syncerus caffer caffer in the background of the honey badger video?
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2023 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)
~~~~~

I noticed it, but figured people are sick of hearing about Hillary all the time.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 08, 2023 08:28 PM (3ImbR)

103
Better sit down. This will shock you.

>>White House cocaine belonged to ‘Biden family orbit’ member: report

https://tinyurl.com/yu8v9b4m
Posted by: JackStraw

============

“It was someone within the Biden family orbit, and it wasn’t Hunter,”

So there's another Biden cokehead in the White House.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 08:29 PM (2OHLy)

104 That guy in the car is seriously fooked!

Posted by: CA Token at August 08, 2023 08:29 PM (2+yws)

105 OK...the Penguins poem was sheer um poetry.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2023 08:29 PM (iziT8)

106 "That baby giraffe has it head shoved into mama's vajoo."

Sorry, little guy. You can't go home again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2023 08:30 PM (isNL8)

107 There’s plenty of other coke heads in the White House might not be the great defense they think it is.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, Golden Jackal at August 08, 2023 08:31 PM (u73oe)

108 It's Portland.

Grew up just across the river. Used to be a great place.
Suck it PDX.
You deserve what you get.

PS...don't cross the river.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 08:31 PM (e4fEA)

109 Did no one note the Syncerus caffer caffer in the background of the honey badger video?

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Noted the beast; but, could not identify.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 08:32 PM (3c8Dz)

110 Did no one note the Syncerus caffer caffer in the background of the honey badger video?
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2023 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

Yes, I was surprised that it didn't stomp all of them

Posted by: Moses at August 08, 2023 08:32 PM (NtVYv)

111 Who in the Biden family orbit would be irresponsible enough to bring cocaine into the White House and lose it? The list of suspects is pretty short.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2023 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

112 Did no one note the Syncerus caffer caffer in the background of the honey badger video?
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2023 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

It wasn't a Martello tower, so I wasn't interested

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 08:33 PM (xhaym)

113 Only thread I've checked in the last two weeks. All the animals are cute.

I've read Dante. I know how it ends. This is pretty nice.

Posted by: Main Street at August 08, 2023 08:33 PM (9FXTV)

114 You can't go home again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Don't steal my line!
~Thomas Wolfe

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 08:33 PM (3c8Dz)

115 >>Who in the Biden family orbit would be irresponsible enough to bring cocaine into the White House and lose it?

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Posted by: DB - at August 08, 2023 08:35 PM (geLO8)

116 Sorry, little guy. You can't go home again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2023 08:30 PM

We spend most of lives trying, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

117 Who in the Biden family orbit would be irresponsible enough to bring cocaine into the White House and lose it? The list of suspects is pretty short.
Posted by: fd at August 08, 2023 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

Somebody else who was liable to be searched brought it in to drop it off for someone who ISN'T likely to be searched to pick up. It was a dead drop.

Poor USSS guy who found it wasn't clued in to which cubby to ignore on which days of the week

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 08:35 PM (xhaym)

118 We spend most of lives trying, though.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

Deeper is not better, though. Just ask the Dwarves that dug the Mines of Moria.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 08:37 PM (xhaym)

119 So it was one of Hunter's satellites.

Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2023 08:38 PM (pTb/Z)

120 The Biden family orbits Uranus.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 08, 2023 08:39 PM (Xrfse)

121 Aug. 8 (UPI) -- Animal control officials in Connecticut are asking the public not to approach three cows that have been on the move since busting through a fence.

Posted by: DB - at August 08, 2023 08:39 PM (geLO8)

122 Deeper is not better, though. Just ask the Dwarves that dug the Mines of Moria.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 08:37 PM (xhaym)

I found it quite liberating...

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 08, 2023 08:39 PM (CCSxw)

123 But Diogenes, portland folks sneer at the people living on the other side of the river. They like to call it Vantucky and act like it's full of hillbillies. Portland used to be a nice place.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 08, 2023 08:40 PM (ouTlx)

124 117 Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 08:35 PM (xhaym)

Actually the list is not short.

1) Han-tur
2) Ashe-leigh
3) Han-tur's ex-sister in law, current friend with benefits chick

The Bidens are double the white trash of the kennedy klan with 1/2 the IQ

Posted by: sven at August 08, 2023 08:41 PM (X0I7i)

125 Aug. 7 (UPI) -- A Canadian Football League game in Saskatchewan took a wild turn when an escaped sheep ran out onto the field during halftime.

Posted by: DB - at August 08, 2023 08:41 PM (geLO8)

126 How many people are in the family orbit that were in the White House at that time? Should be a very short list.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2023 08:41 PM (ZLI7S)

127 Animal control officials in Connecticut are asking the public not to approach three cows that have been on the move since busting through a fence.

They haven't been milked and boy are they pissed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 08, 2023 08:42 PM (Xrfse)

128 Aug. 4 (UPI) -- Workers at a pair of nearby car dealerships in Kansas had similar surprises on consecutive days when they were each visited by escaped goats.

Posted by: DB - at August 08, 2023 08:42 PM (geLO8)

129 Aug. 7 (UPI) -- A Canadian Football League game in Saskatchewan took a wild turn when an escaped sheep ran out onto the field during halftime.
Posted by: DB - at August 08, 2023 08:41 PM

Bah.

Posted by: The Sheep at August 08, 2023 08:43 PM (a3Q+t)

130 Ram on the lam

Posted by: DB - at August 08, 2023 08:43 PM (geLO8)

131 Sorry, I will talk about fun stuff.

I just started Puss In Boots: last wish and I realized the Puss In Boots movies are basically the James Bond format.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 08:43 PM (xhaym)

132 The Biden Family orbit.

What a complete bullshit statement. What exactly is that supposed to mean? A phrase that sounds important but means nothing.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 08:44 PM (e4fEA)

133 " ... eaten by terriers ... " LOL

dunno how events woulda eventuated if it'd ever, but my rat terriers woulda given it a hella try any which way.
loved those little guys; not an ounce of fat or a milligram of give-up in their whole bodies.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 08, 2023 08:44 PM (LDVJG)

134 124 117 Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 08:35 PM (xhaym)

Actually the list is not short.

1) Han-tur
2) Ashe-leigh
3) Han-tur's ex-sister in law, current friend with benefits chick

The Bidens are double the white trash of the kennedy klan with 1/2 the IQ
Posted by: sven at August 08, 2023 08:41 PM (X0I7i)

Caroline, a real criminal

Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2023 08:45 PM (us2H3)

135 132 Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 08:44 PM (e4fEA)

Like most crime families the Bai-Dan clan is made up of made members supported by a network of associates.

Posted by: sven at August 08, 2023 08:45 PM (X0I7i)

136 >The Biden Family orbit.

What a complete bullshit statement.

I call clickbait

Posted by: DB - at August 08, 2023 08:45 PM (geLO8)

137 130 Ram on the lam
Posted by: DB - at August 08, 2023 08:43 PM (geLO

And if he’s at your door:

He’s a Ram on the lam a ding dong

Posted by: browndog waiting for hockey season at August 08, 2023 08:46 PM (CCSxw)

138
The Gomas Test worksheet --

Muthafukka is
[ ] real
[x] not real

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2023 08:46 PM (xG4kz)

139 134 Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2023 08:45 PM (us2H3)

In fairness, she just sole ~150,000 or so, resisted arrest, obstructed justice, cucked her less than a year dead beau with his reprobate brother, and she put a firearm into potential illicit circulation....

so she pales next to Cokehead1

Posted by: sven at August 08, 2023 08:47 PM (X0I7i)

140 Gateway Pundit sez that stoopid democrats in northern OH are trying to cheat on our single-issue, single-ballot election today.
https://tinyurl.com/4arju5r7

Posted by: exdem13 at August 08, 2023 08:47 PM (W+kMI)

141
Could be a wooly bully
https://youtu.be/KZJiGu6Gz8E?si=nee9cvnYKANh4bQa

Posted by: DB - at August 08, 2023 08:47 PM (geLO8)

142 Animal control officials in Connecticut are asking the public not to approach three cows that have been on the move since busting through a fence.

Police are not amoosed.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 08:49 PM (e4fEA)

143 140 Posted by: exdem13 at August 08, 2023 08:47 PM (W+kMI)

Cleveland cheats at everything

Posted by: sven at August 08, 2023 08:49 PM (X0I7i)

144
Kinda listless lot around these parts tonight, what?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2023 08:50 PM (xG4kz)

145
It was a Biden family orbiter, but not Hunter. And the Secret Service swept it under the rug.

Who is so high up that they get that level of protection?

I have a hunch it's a guy named Peter Neal. Husband of Naomi Biden (eldest granddaughter). He's one of those people like Anthony Wiener who's been in politics his entire "professional" life, and he's probably one of the family's rising stars meant to carry the torch of corruption and greed. He was on the balcony that July 4.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 08:50 PM (Zl/zA)

146
... three cows that have been on the move since busting through a fence.

Bust a moo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2023 08:51 PM (xG4kz)

147 Kinda listless lot around these parts tonight, what?

Sheltering in place because of the escaped bovines.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 08, 2023 08:51 PM (Xrfse)

148 lol, betcha that Ohio "election" amazingly comes out to favor the commies ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 08, 2023 08:51 PM (LDVJG)

149 "Animal control officials in Connecticut are asking the public not to approach three cows that have been on the move since busting through a fence.
Police are not amoosed.
Posted by: Diogenes "

Udder foolishness.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2023 08:52 PM (vFG9F)

150 three cows that have been on the move since busting through a fence.

Bust a moo
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2023 08:51 PM (xG4kz)

They've been seen but not herd.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 08:52 PM (e4fEA)

151
Cower in place, America!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2023 08:52 PM (xG4kz)

152 Charlotte animal control says there is a bull longhorn loose in the city. If sighted, maintain a safe distance and call police.

There’s never a matador around when you need one.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 08, 2023 08:53 PM (9X60i)

153 Bust a moo
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2023 08:51 PM (xG4kz)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 08, 2023 08:53 PM (OX9vb)

154 lol, betcha that Ohio "election" amazingly comes out to favor the commies ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Follow the money... the number of out-of-State supporters of the NO side and their money...
Ohio doesn't stand a chance.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 08:55 PM (3c8Dz)

155 X/Twitter has the best ads nowadays. It's like old timey late night informercials for the modern era. Weird, creative, plausibly useful stuff that might get ordered when you're sleepy, bored, and slightly drunk. Methinks Ace should give Elon a call and get hooked into the network.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 08, 2023 08:55 PM (k1Qly)

156 What do the cops say to these cows when they try to apprehend them? Teets up and put your hooves behind your head?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 08, 2023 08:55 PM (Xrfse)

157 Charlotte animal control says there is a bull longhorn loose in the city. If sighted, maintain a safe distance and call police.

He's horny and headed to Connecticut.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 08:55 PM (e4fEA)

158 152 Charlotte animal control says there is a bull longhorn loose in the city. If sighted, maintain a safe distance and call police.

Sounds like bullshit

Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2023 08:56 PM (us2H3)

159
"I have to give the White House / Biden the opportunity to respond,” Keating told The Post.

=============

Which means she's planning to release the name. She's following the "No surprises" rule, but it should come out soon.

If I get how this works.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 08:57 PM (Zl/zA)

160 The Honey Badger. There's a blast from the past.

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2023 08:57 PM (SYTee)

161

Oysters and Snails, oh my!

Posted by: Lesbian with a Dick at August 08, 2023 08:57 PM (k87AN)

162 The first time you were able to get the car in the garage was when I went to get my car and the second thing was that you had a lot more money than you thought.

That entire sentence was just pressing the prompt words on the iPhone.

Yea, I'm bored.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2023 09:00 PM (5xURv)

163 [@159: "If I get how this works."

"Biden family orbit" makes me wonder if they'll pin it on Hunter's wife 'cause none of the Secret Service guys are willing to take a fall.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 08, 2023 09:00 PM (k1Qly)

164 So if a bull long horn heads north from Charlotte at three miles per hour, and three cows head south fro Connecticut at two mph, how much cow shit will get dumped into DC when they meet?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 09:00 PM (e4fEA)

165 148 lol, betcha that Ohio "election" amazingly comes out to favor the commies ...
====
They're not done counting yet! SecState though should be burning up phone lines to Akron and Cuyahoga falls to tell them to shape up or get audited.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 08, 2023 09:00 PM (W+kMI)

166 151
Cower in place, America!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2023 08:52 PM (xG4kz)

If I see him, ima gonna chuck something at him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2023 09:01 PM (5xURv)

167 Cower in place, America!

Honestly ? Same shit spewed for decades. Before, we were supposed to not defend ourselves, and worship the police. Now ? We're supposed to blindly trust every regulator and bureaucrat.

But it's all the same, at the end of the day. Obey authority. The argument, such as it is, was only about which authority was legit.

No less than Bill Ruger only authorized small capacity mags to civilians. Why ? Because he really believe that civilians simply didn't need to the same magazine capacity as authority.

Posted by: Main Street at August 08, 2023 09:01 PM (9FXTV)

168 Charlotte animal control says there is a bull longhorn loose in the city. If sighted, maintain a safe distance and call police.

Sounds like bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED

It's all heifer dust in Connecticut.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 09:03 PM (3c8Dz)

169 I once heard there was a movie called Frogtanic. It croaked at the box office for not being ribbeting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2023 09:05 PM (ByQRa)

170 They're not done counting yet! SecState though should be burning up phone lines to Akron and Cuyahoga falls to tell them to shape up or get audited.

Eh, the steal was in from the beginning. Local and regional MFM were all over Issue 1. "It will be the death of Democracy as we know it!!!".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 08, 2023 09:05 PM (Xrfse)

171 Me love you long time!

Posted by: Longhorn headin' north at August 08, 2023 09:05 PM (a3Q+t)

172 So someone in the Biden orbit failed to orbit, at least right then?

Posted by: azjaeger at August 08, 2023 09:07 PM (3/XaG)

173 So if a bull long horn heads north from Charlotte at three miles per hour, and three cows head south fro Connecticut at two mph, how much cow shit will get dumped into DC when they meet?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 09:00 PM

Only 75% of what you'd expect, since 25% of the aggregate output is bullsh*t.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 08, 2023 09:08 PM (a3Q+t)

174 So someone in the Biden orbit failed to orbit, at least right then?

So Kamala rode a SCUD?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2023 09:09 PM (ByQRa)

175 If we don't pick up the pace, people, we're not going to make 500 before the ONT.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 08, 2023 09:10 PM (a3Q+t)

176 giraffe vagina
a rare medium well done
Posted by: Milton F

I saw Giraffe Vagina open for Elephant Gym at the Waco Hippodrome in '21.

https://youtu.be/-WGaDoOlHwo

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2023 09:10 PM (DgGvY)

177 I don't know...if Kamala was doing coke, I think she'd be more articulate. Her ramblings sound more like the product of weed.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 08, 2023 09:11 PM (OX9vb)

178 AI stocks plummet:

162 The first time you were able to get the car in the garage was when I went to get my car and the second thing was that you had a lot more money than you thought.

That entire sentence was just pressing the prompt words on the iPhone.

Yea, I'm bored.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2023 09:00 PM (5xURv)

My congratulations.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 08, 2023 09:12 PM (glGDV)

179 Tomorrow is when Disney has to answer investors with earnings. Should prove fun.

Meanwhile it seems Apple and Blackrock are looking to buy Disney.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2023 09:12 PM (ByQRa)

180 *pauses*

Blackstone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2023 09:13 PM (ByQRa)

181 @177: "Her ramblings sound more like the product of weed."

She can always try blaming it on the botox. Everyone's forgotten that she disappeared for months after dropping out of the primaries and reemerged with a drastically different face. They really must have done a number on her.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 08, 2023 09:15 PM (k1Qly)

182 @179: "Meanwhile it seems Apple and Blackrock are looking to buy Disney."

Disney has been looking for Apple to buy Disney for years.

Not gonna happen.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 08, 2023 09:16 PM (k1Qly)

183 *pauses*

Blackstone?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2023 09:13 PM (ByQRa)

Yeah. Odd huh? We had to go with black water.

Posted by: Doobie Bros at August 08, 2023 09:16 PM (e4fEA)

184 The date at the top of the main page is August 10, 2023
Am I in the future?

Posted by: Caunotaucarius at August 08, 2023 09:16 PM (PpguJ)

185 She can always try blaming it on the botox. Everyone's forgotten that she disappeared for months after dropping out of the primaries and reemerged with a drastically different face. They really must have done a number on her.

So Stepford Kamala v.1.0b?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2023 09:17 PM (ByQRa)

186 The light is still on .....

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There's another more extensive photo update #140 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
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Posted by: Ciampino --- as long as you keep the hubcaps polished at August 08, 2023 09:24 PM (qfLjt)

187 AI stocks plummet:

AI is seriously the idea that I saw, first-hand, in college. The idea that you could program all the notes in the TI and somehow pass the test.

Or the idea that you could pass the open book test because you had all the books. That's not how it works. It's the same retarded idea puked up by a new generation, that is no different than the old generation.

Let's do Six Sigma !!! Or Lean !!! Or the Toyota shit !!! It's all the same. Really is.

Posted by: Main Street at August 08, 2023 09:24 PM (9FXTV)

188 The date at the top of the main page is August 10, 2023
Am I in the future?
Posted by: Caunotaucarius

It's not you... Ace uses a time machine often.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 09:24 PM (3c8Dz)

189 179 Tomorrow is when Disney has to answer investors with earnings. Should prove fun.

Meanwhile it seems Apple and Blackrock are looking to buy Disney.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2023 09:12 PM (ByQRa

Coool. I can't see this going horribly wrong.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2023 09:25 PM (5xURv)

190 Aug. 7 (UPI) -- A Canadian Football League game in Saskatchewan took a wild turn when an escaped sheep ran out onto the field during halftime.
Posted by: DB

Why was there a sheep? There's no CFL team named the Rams, or anything else that would have a sheep mascot.

There's the Calgary Stampeders, but one sheep isn't really a stampede.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2023 09:25 PM (DgGvY)

191 Let's do Six Sigma !!! Or Lean !!! Or the Toyota shit !!! It's all the same. Really is.
Posted by: Main Street at August 08, 2023 09:24 PM (9FXTV)

yep, educated in all that shit. Wanna piss people off, use big words and fancy terms

Posted by: Moses at August 08, 2023 09:26 PM (NtVYv)

192 188 The date at the top of the main page is August 10, 2023
Am I in the future?
Posted by: Caunotaucarius

It's not you... Ace uses a time machine often.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 09:24 PM (3c8Dz)

I think you meant to type:

Misuses, not uses...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 08, 2023 09:26 PM (CCSxw)

193 190 Aug. 7 (UPI) -- A Canadian Football League game in Saskatchewan took a wild turn when an escaped sheep ran out onto the field during halftime.
Posted by: DB

players are encouraged to bring their GFs to the games

Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2023 09:27 PM (us2H3)

194 Cocaine in the White House was a participation ritual started by Barack and his many male fuck buddies after a session in the situation room.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 08, 2023 09:27 PM (fY84s)

195 Mike Pence is a complete, f***ing idiot.

https://tinyurl.com/nres37za

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2023 09:27 PM (eOEVl)

196 Why was there a sheep? There's no CFL team named the Rams, or anything else that would have a sheep mascot.

There's the Calgary Stampeders, but one sheep isn't really a stampede.
Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2023 09:25 PM (DgGvY)

Well, it was Saskatchewan so it could of been the cheerleaders.

Posted by: Doobie Bros at August 08, 2023 09:28 PM (e4fEA)

197 195 Mike Pence is a complete, f***ing idiot.

https://tinyurl.com/nres37za
Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2023 09:27 PM (eOEVl

This is decidedly not news. He's been an idiot for some time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2023 09:28 PM (5xURv)

198 The date at the top of the main page is August 10, 2023
Am I in the future?
Posted by: Caunotaucarius

No, it's just White Supremacy.

We're skipping right over International Day of the World's Indigenous Peoples on August 9th.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2023 09:28 PM (DgGvY)

199 Cocaine in the White House was a participation ritual started by Barack and his many male fuck buddies after a session in the situation room.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 08, 2023 09:27 PM (fY84s)

A crack house by any other name...

Posted by: Doobie Bros at August 08, 2023 09:29 PM (e4fEA)

200 Why doesn't Pence get the fact that he is loathed?

Has no one told him?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2023 09:30 PM (5xURv)

201 Mike Pence is a complete, f***ing idiot.

https://tinyurl.com/nres37za
Posted by: Archimedes

--

I doubt he has put gas in his personal vehicle in 20 years. I'd be shocked if that's even his truck.

Next thing he'll make a public statement saying that the 2020 election was clean.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 08, 2023 09:32 PM (o1Y90)

202
"Biden family orbit" makes me wonder if they'll pin it on Hunter's wife 'cause none of the Secret Service guys are willing to take a fall.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

===============

They may have missed their chance. Susan Keating says she already knows. She's just waiting the decent interval of non-response before she releases it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 09:32 PM (Zl/zA)

203 International Day of the World's Indigenous Peoples

So they’re admitting that the WEF and its ilk are alien lizard-people, by making a day for people who originated on this earth?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 08, 2023 09:33 PM (oGiDo)

204 Mike Pence is a complete, f***ing idiot.

Yet - Donald Trump raced to pluck him up when the man was under water and obviously not wining re-election as the incumbent in Indiana.

Same dude, if you'll be honest, that Campaign Finance was written around. The guy was unapologetic about paying his mortgage directly from his campaign.

He looks like Race Bannon, though. And spouts religion when it suits certain folks.

Posted by: Main Street at August 08, 2023 09:33 PM (9FXTV)

205 Why doesn't Pence get the fact that he is loathed?

Has no one told him?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Trump is loathed and loved.
Pence: just loathed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023 09:34 PM (FVME7)

206 AI stocks plummet:

--

I've been seeing lots of articles about how the entire thing is full of copyright infringement and trained on copyright infringing materials, and people are suing the companies who stupidly admitted they're using stolen books from torrents and such for their search engines - sorry "AI - to create the summaries.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 08, 2023 09:34 PM (o1Y90)

207 Why doesn't Pence get the fact that he is loathed?

Same reason Al Gore doesn't. Same reason John Kerry does.

Both Al and Mike want to be John Kerry. They're unfortunately stuck with not being from New England. But they're trying.

Posted by: Main Street at August 08, 2023 09:35 PM (9FXTV)

208 I thought Mike Pence was a blivet. The flies certainly liked him in the debates.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 08, 2023 09:36 PM (oGiDo)

209 International Day of the World's Indigenous Peoples

-
Wait. They are people who are not indigenous to the world?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023 09:36 PM (FVME7)

210 Cocaine in the White House was a participation ritual started by Barack and his many male fuck buddies after a session in the situation room.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 08, 2023 09:27 PM (fY84s)

Decent interval???
WTF???
Its friggin' drugs! In the friggin' White House.
The whole thing is indecent. Fu*k your interval.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 09:36 PM (e4fEA)

211
Word is, if Disney gets a buyer, the deal won't include the theme parks. No one wants to bother with crowd control and parking lots and rides that break down.

It's ironic. Walt built the parks on the proceeds of his movies. No movies, no Disneyland. Now they could be the only thing Disney is left with.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 09:36 PM (Zl/zA)

212 @187: "AI is seriously the idea that I saw, first-hand, in college. The idea that you could program all the notes in the TI and somehow pass the test."

Still pisses me off to this day. High school physics classes, but same thing. Teachers knew it was going on too, but most weren't mean enough to go strict "no calc" on big exams.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 08, 2023 09:36 PM (k1Qly)

213 Mitch McConnell thinks we shouldn't impeach Joe Biden. It's unseemly to be as mean as the democrats.

That's the limp dick GOP I know and loathe!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2023 09:37 PM (5xURv)

214 Yet - Donald Trump raced to pluck him up when the man was under water and obviously not wining re-election as the incumbent in Indiana.

--

I assume he was placed in that position to be the company man and perform company tasks.

Nothing that he did up to the moment he was dancing with Pelosi and smiling while accepting the challenge coin after removing Trump from office is at odds with that assumption.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 08, 2023 09:37 PM (o1Y90)

215 @195: "Mike Pence is a complete, f***ing idiot."

So are all of his staffers and ad production people.

Unless, of course, they're not, and they hate him.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 08, 2023 09:38 PM (k1Qly)

216
Decent interval???
WTF???
Its friggin' drugs! In the friggin' White House.
The whole thing is indecent. Fu*k your interval.
Posted by: Diogenes

===========

Naw, it's actual journalistic ethics. "Before we publish this, do you have any comment?"

24-hour countdown...

PUBLISH.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2023 09:38 PM (Zl/zA)

217 I thought Mike Pence was a blivet.

---

hahahaha

Nicely done. I suspect this forum has a better chance than most of the morons posting knowing the term.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 08, 2023 09:38 PM (o1Y90)

218
Mike Pence is a complete, f***ing idiot.

https://tinyurl.com/nres37za
Posted by: Archimedes

Drink from the hose, Mike! Drink from the hose!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2023 09:40 PM (xG4kz)

219 I've decided this, I just have to let the wife in on it...

The Den/Library in the new house will also be a listening room.

I am going to get all of my old vinyl records from my brother and...

Drop.. Drop.. Drop.. the needle on the record.. the needle on the record and it goes like this..

I need a Gimlet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 08, 2023 09:40 PM (up/3i)

220 Pence is smart enough to do what the crooks pay him to do.

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2023 09:41 PM (SYTee)

221 If you haven't seen it, Weird Al parodies Dylan using palindromes in Bob.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JUQDzj6R3p4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023 09:41 PM (FVME7)

222 >>>Trump is loathed and loved.
Pence: just loathed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

>Now do Chris Christie. Just don't call him a fat pig.

I could see Chris Christie engaged in mortal combat on the boardwalk with a feisty seagull over the day-old tossed-away remnants of a Coney Island hot dog.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 08, 2023 09:41 PM (fY84s)

223 I could see seagulls fighting over the bloated corpse of Christie on a beach.

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2023 09:43 PM (SYTee)

224 The Den/Library in the new house will also be a listening room.

--

I recently got a set of mid-level pretty-okay earbuds and it was mindblowing. I can't imagine how much money and time would have to be spent reproducing the sound I can get out of those (or my older but still decent big ol' full ear goggles) in a room.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 08, 2023 09:43 PM (o1Y90)

225 Who in the Biden family orbit would be irresponsible enough to bring cocaine into the White House and lose it?

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Posted by: DB - at August 08, 2023 08:35 PM (geLO

All of them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2023 09:43 PM (10BpC)

226 I could see seagulls fighting over the bloated corpse of Christie on a beach.

The Jersey whale.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2023 09:44 PM (eOEVl)

227
I could see Chris Christie engaged in mortal combat on the boardwalk with a feisty seagull over the day-old tossed-away remnants of a Coney Island hot dog.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

The cruel must flow ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2023 09:44 PM (xG4kz)

228 [From the sidebar:] Devon Archer's long interview is worthy of watching. It's basically the story of "How I Became a High Class Govt Con Man." And it's prevalent in DC in both parties. Int'g note, how everyone craved attention from pension funds bc they have so much money to invest, and with political supervision only. Reminded me of the movie "The Irishman" about Jimmy Hoffa's reign and how the mob and everybody else wanted access to the Teamsters pension fund, for the same reason.

Posted by: PJ
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Interesting. Saw a BBC documentary some months ago by Adam Curtis entitled "The Mayfair Set, subtitled Four Stories about the Rise of Business and the Decline of Political Power."

Dude is a progressive, but some fascinating history on a group of British industrialists -- the original corporate raiders before the likes of T. Boone Pickens here. Some came to the U.S. and the documentarian claims that it was all the flush U.S. pensions of the post WWII era that fueled first inflation under Carter, and then the economic & stock market booms under Reagan & Clinton.

I think it was a wee bit more complex -- and with multivariate factors -- than that ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 08, 2023 09:45 PM (f6UzA)

229 "Who in the Biden family orbit would be irresponsible enough to bring cocaine into the White House and lose it?"

Hunter's coke dealer.

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2023 09:45 PM (SYTee)

230 >>White House cocaine belonged to ‘Biden family orbit’ member: report

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The cocaine isn't the important thing. Here's the important thing:

They released the news because they wanted you to know that they possess that level of power. There was no need to release it. There was no need to have even the first conversation about it.

They want to, though. Because Hunter is a prince and f*ck you, that's why.

This is what real power looks like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 08, 2023 09:46 PM (o1Y90)

231 Looks like the Ohio amendment failed.

Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 09:46 PM (1Yy3c)

232 Hey, get off of our lawns!

Posted by: Indigenous Peoples at August 08, 2023 09:47 PM (Xrfse)

233 I recently got a set of mid-level pretty-okay earbuds and it was mindblowing. I can't imagine how much money and time would have to be spent reproducing the sound I can get out of those (or my older but still decent big ol' full ear goggles) in a room.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 08, 2023 09:43 PM (o1Y90)

Absolutely agree…

Dig up some of the re-mastered tracks on YouTube
Straight ear candy….

Posted by: browndog waiting for hockey season at August 08, 2023 09:48 PM (CCSxw)

234 @224

>>I can't imagine how much money and time would have to be spent reproducing the sound I can get out of those (or my older but still decent big ol' full ear goggles) in a room.

I plan to start slowly and ramp up.

The kicker is that vinyl is taking off. Apparently bands are experiencing issues getting vinyl out as there isn't enough production capacity to meet demand.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 08, 2023 09:49 PM (up/3i)

235 Chris Christie might want to avoid sleeping on the beaches of Oregon

https://tinyurl.com/yck68h63

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 08, 2023 09:49 PM (oGiDo)

236 I plan to start slowly and ramp up.

The kicker is that vinyl is taking off. Apparently bands are experiencing issues getting vinyl out as there isn't enough production capacity to meet demand.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

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I commend you for it. Everyone needs something they enjoy and something they can pursue. For me, if I had a room big enough to dedicate to listening or a theater I'd be really selfish and put in a pool table. Everyone could play, of course, but it would mostly be for me.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 08, 2023 09:51 PM (o1Y90)

237 Drop.. Drop.. Drop.. the needle on the record.. the needle on the record and it goes like this..

I need a Gimlet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 08, 2023 09:40 PM (up/3i)

Dust On My Needle:

https://youtu.be/vL-g_d1c-Aw

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2023 09:54 PM (10BpC)

238 @236

>>I commend you for it.

This all has to get past The War Department, so it's not a done deal.

But she's got a craft room and G-d dammit, I should have nice things too..

** Looks around **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 08, 2023 09:56 PM (up/3i)

239 But she's got a craft room and G-d dammit, I should have nice things too..

** Looks around **
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Ha. Figure out a way to do it for her. Home theater for watching movies or something similar, but you'll know it's focused on audio for you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 08, 2023 09:57 PM (o1Y90)

240 There used to be quite the rituals surrounding vinyl record albums. Take the plastic off, or not. The inner sleeve. Put it on the turntable. Clean it. Drop the arm by hand or use the lever. Don't scratch it!!

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2023 09:58 PM (SYTee)

241 Use double album covers for removing seeds from weed. Or so I heard.

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2023 09:59 PM (SYTee)

242 In case it wasn't mentioned

gourmand du jour 'way back at #45: A news story from Houston tells of a woman who was sitting under a tree, a snake fell out of the tree, bites the woman, she yells "help me, Jesus" and right then a hawk came down and took the snake.
But the poor woman got bit up pretty bad.

As I read it, she was never bit by the snake, it only constricted around her forearm, but her arm was seriously scarred up from the hawk's attack. Collateral damage in divine intervention.

Posted by: mindful webworker - passing by the open door at August 08, 2023 10:05 PM (22t4K)

243 Yeah, I saw the graphic photos of the poor woman's arm, she got tore up pretty bad.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 08, 2023 10:08 PM (MeG8a)

244 ONT you reprobates~!

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at August 09, 2023 01:09 AM (wJI/H)

246 This is the newest thread, and yet it's already drawing work-from-home spam. I'd be happy to report it but I don't see a button or link for that.

Posted by: jdgalt at August 10, 2023 12:12 PM (3SFo/)

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