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Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2023 07:24 PM (QNSds) 2
Cafe!
Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2023 07:24 PM (JqMqI) 3
That dog is not coming out of that fountain.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2023 07:24 PM (QNSds) 4
Rain!
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 07, 2023 07:25 PM (Eeb9P) 5
Do they dive off the upper floor into the ocean at the Villa?
Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2023 07:25 PM (JqMqI) 6
Stop posting pics of my home, dammit!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2023 07:27 PM (IG4Id) 7
Hello horde
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 07, 2023 07:28 PM (vHIgi) 8
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 07:28 PM (MOY79) 9
You'd think the Mt Everest climbers would be more concerned about preserving the planet and all that boogy woogie bullshit. Apparently they are all a bunch of lying pigs. What filth. Pack it in, pack it out, assholes.
This kind of crap really pisses me off. I see it in our parks all the time. When did people become such slovenly, narcissistic pigs? Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 07, 2023 07:31 PM (U2p+3) 10
We didn't see the part the machine gets the change out of the ashtray
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 07:31 PM (MOY79) 11
Bats! We have bats!! O frabjous day!!!
Chiroptophiles of The Horde rejoice, not only for themselves, but because Bat Signal in the Monday evening Café tells us that Ace had a very good weekend! Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2023 07:33 PM (a3Q+t) 12
I thought this was going to be about black people telling us how white people smell.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2023 07:33 PM (xPl2J) 13
I'm happy for you, Duncanthrax.
I, however, am disappointed with the river otter worship. Be better, ace. Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 07, 2023 07:34 PM (U2p+3) 14
Dogs are retarded
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2023 07:34 PM (mZ3xv) 15
I should put a camera up to see who/what comes to Tank's doggie pool at night.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 07, 2023 07:34 PM (OX9vb) 16
I didn't know they have caves in Indonesia. How do the penguins get to them?
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2023 07:35 PM (qKZx5) 17
If you focus on just the lower level of the architectual illusion, you can see that it isn't moving.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2023 07:35 PM (Dm8we) 18
Dog in fountain is too funny
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 07:35 PM (MOY79) 19
Harris County Teen Commissar Lina Hidalgo goes on out-of-state leave for treatment for "clinical depression". The depression among Harris County residents is not being treated. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2023 07:35 PM (MoZTd) 20
The Everest basecamp has been the ideal to which Portland homeless camps aspire.
One American climbing team several years ago called it, "Field of turds". It's a disgrace. The bodies are bad enough. Haul your trash out idiots. Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at August 07, 2023 07:35 PM (KCc/j) 21
I, however, am disappointed with the river otter worship.
Be better, ace. Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 07, 2023 07:34 PM (U2p+3) Hey now, I had to pay a lot for the advertising. Keep your Sea Otter bias to a minimum, missy. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2023 07:35 PM (mZ3xv) 22
Hiya VMom !
Posted by: JT at August 07, 2023 07:36 PM (T4tVD) 23
>>>An architectural illusion -- the long spiral ramp isn't moving, just the people are.
My eyes wouldn't lie to me. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 07, 2023 07:36 PM (klJTj) 24
hiya
Posted by: JT at August 07, 2023 07:37 PM (T4tVD) 25
Well, you live at the high-dolla villa on the ocean, but you drive a silly little 1/2 car.
Posted by: Coulda had a V-8! at August 07, 2023 07:38 PM (83IzV) 26
We had a sweet Pit Bull female. While visiting my BiL, I pushed her into his pool. She was sinking like a rock. I had to reach down, grab her collar and pull her out.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 07, 2023 07:38 PM (jgJfd) 27
Ah, the fragrance of wet dog...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2023 07:38 PM (PiwSw) Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2023 07:39 PM (up/3i) 29
28 >>An Italian villa
That does not look like it has central HVAC. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2023 07:39 PM (up Just open the windows. Bet it has a nice breeze Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2023 07:40 PM (mZ3xv) 30
This kind of crap really pisses me off. I see it in our parks all the time. When did people become such slovenly, narcissistic pigs?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 07, 2023 07:31 PM (U2p+3) Most of archaeology is based on humans being slovenly pigs. A midden is like a gold mine. Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2023 07:40 PM (eoQWY) 31
Hey now, I had to pay a lot for the advertising. Keep your Sea Otter bias to a minimum, missy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA I know you only do this to try to rattle my cage. I raised two boys, one a Marine. Keep trying! Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 07, 2023 07:40 PM (U2p+3) Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 07, 2023 07:40 PM (Xrfse) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 07, 2023 07:40 PM (klJTj) 34
quite a number of failed climbers corpses on Everest, too.
Venn diagram of Everest climbers and people who give any kind of a damn about the environment = 0 0 *redacted* Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 07, 2023 07:41 PM (LDVJG) 35
Harris County Teen Commissar Lina Hidalgo goes on out-of-state leave for treatment for "clinical depression". The depression among Harris County residents is not being treated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2023 07:35 PM (MoZTd) Put her on some Happy Pills. Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2023 07:41 PM (4I/2K) 36
Yes, the Bat Signal is fine, but the Penguin Signal is preferable and the popular favorite.
Posted by: History In Black and White at August 07, 2023 07:42 PM (83IzV) 37
50 quatloos says that villa uses gas appliances.
I demand that the US ambassador refuse all invitations to parties there! Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2023 07:42 PM (e4fEA) 38
28 >>An Italian villa
That does not look like it has central HVAC. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2023 07:39 PM (up Just open the windows. Bet it has a nice breeze Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2023 07:40 PM (mZ3xv) Needed to air out the smell of garlic and pepperoni. Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2023 07:43 PM (4I/2K) 39
>>>Tearing a car apart for scrap. More interesting than it sounds.
That thing looks malicious. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 07, 2023 07:40 PM (klJTj) Probably satisfying work, ripping crap up with a big machine. Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2023 07:43 PM (eoQWY) 40
Ailing baby elephant comes through.
_______ Obviously, the guy with the stick said "Get up or I'm jamming this up your ass." Posted by: Eeyore at August 07, 2023 07:43 PM (brAQZ) 41
Nice mistress in the fountain and she's a dog-person. ❤️
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 07, 2023 07:43 PM (krqg6) 42
Yes, the Bat Signal is fine, but the Penguin Signal is preferable and the popular favorite.
Posted by: History In Black and White at August 07, 2023 07:42 PM The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2023 07:43 PM (QNSds) 43
huh, oughta live in Wisconsin, nurse; every once in a while I see a cig butt on a trail, that's about it
we really mostly do Leave No Trace here in the red heartland, lol. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 07, 2023 07:44 PM (LDVJG) 44
>>>I need one of these for my pickle jars.
But how would you stop it from eating all your pickles? Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 07, 2023 07:44 PM (klJTj) 45
That villa needs a lot of work.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 07, 2023 07:44 PM (Eeb9P) Posted by: JT at August 07, 2023 07:45 PM (T4tVD) 47
That villa needs a lot of work.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 07, 2023 07:44 PM (Eeb9P) Can do! Posted by: Bob Vila at August 07, 2023 07:45 PM (4I/2K) 48
huh, oughta live in Wisconsin, nurse; every once in a while I see a cig butt on a trail, that's about it
we really mostly do Leave No Trace here in the red heartland, lol. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 07, 2023 07:44 PM (LDVJG) Aside from the mountains of cheese wedge hats. Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2023 07:45 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 07, 2023 07:46 PM (klJTj) 50
47 That villa needs a lot of work.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 07, 2023 07:44 PM (Eeb9P) Can do! Posted by: Bob Vila at August 07, 2023 07:45 PM (4I/2K) Oy, I'll get my tools. Posted by: Master Carpenter Norm at August 07, 2023 07:47 PM (PiwSw) 51
43 huh, oughta live in Wisconsin, nurse; every once in a while I see a cig butt on a trail, that's about it
we really mostly do Leave No Trace here in the red heartland, lol. Posted by: sock_rat_eez I noticed that when I went to the hot rod races a couple weekends ago, garbage was non existent. Pride parades, however leave a days worth of garbage to be picked up. Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 07, 2023 07:47 PM (U2p+3) 52
The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2023 07:43 PM Warning everyone with even a rudimentary sense of smell that the bedroom is useless for sleeping, much less generating the Bat Signal, until it's been massively aired-out and the carpet triple-cleaned. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2023 07:47 PM (a3Q+t) 53
Good evening horde. Good links tonight. Love happy dogs playing in water - funny how some dogs love water and others are freaked out.
Posted by: TRex at August 07, 2023 07:47 PM (IQ6Gq) 54
huh, oughta live in Wisconsin, nurse; every once in a while I see a cig butt on a trail, that's about it
we really mostly do Leave No Trace here in the red heartland, lol. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 07, 2023 07:44 PM (LDVJG) Everest Climber Motto: Leave no man be...on the other hand, never liked the dude anyway. Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2023 07:47 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 07, 2023 07:48 PM (OjpX7) 56
naahh, we exported alla dose to da thurd world! Uff Da!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 07, 2023 07:48 PM (LDVJG) 57
Dude Mount Everest is a trashpile.
...... Those organic nature loving hikers sure are a bunch of litterbugs. Posted by: wth at August 07, 2023 07:48 PM (v0R5T) 58
>>>Video catches all the various wild animals visiting bowls of food during the night. It gets more interesting towards the end.
I wonder how it would play out if the skunk showed up while the bear was there. Then again, nobody showed up while the bear was there. Maybe they knew better. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 07, 2023 07:48 PM (klJTj) 59
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 4h
A.I. Transformed Into Illiterate Moron After Just Three Hours Watching CNN buff.ly/3DMCNdT Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 07, 2023 07:49 PM (krqg6) Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 07, 2023 07:49 PM (U2p+3) 61
& g'night everyone! early start tomorrow, goin' Up Norf!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 07, 2023 07:49 PM (LDVJG) 62
Tearing a car apart for scrap. More interesting than it sounds.
........ Can it do that to an EV without burning down the warehouse? Posted by: wth at August 07, 2023 07:50 PM (v0R5T) 63
All those different species of animals poking around the water bowls at the same time like a scene out of Bambi. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2023 07:50 PM (lCaJd) 64
That cat is ready to rock and roll…
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 07, 2023 07:53 PM (R/m4+) 65
That thing looks malicious.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 07, 2023 07:40 PM (klJTj) If that thing isn't named GLaDOS, it should be. "Goodbye, Caroline" Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2023 07:53 PM (xhaym) 66
Both Woodsy the Owl and Smokey Bear retired to Del Boca Vista and now claim the woods are overrated.
Posted by: Two Downvotes at August 07, 2023 07:54 PM (83IzV) 67
I like to think that the huge mound of trash I have generated thru my lifetime is my legacy, a gift to future generations for them to mine and enjoy. I hope that one day, as they enjoy the recycled bounty that we have left to them, they will look back and say "Thank you".
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2023 07:55 PM (qKZx5) 68
Everest Climber Motto: Leave no man be...on the other hand, never liked the dude anyway.
We don't want to set unrealistic expectations. Maybe "leave no one important behind" or "leave no one behind, except Todd, fuck that guy." Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 07:55 PM (ppBhU) 69
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Aug 6
Democrats Clarify That No One Is Above The Law That They Selectively Enforce buff.ly/43RnlYG The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 6h Trump Indicted For Mocking US Women’s Soccer buff.ly/43YCLdx Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 07, 2023 07:55 PM (krqg6) 70
Test.
Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 07, 2023 07:56 PM (OjpX7) 71
Anyone remember Woodsey the Owl?
Give a hoot! Don't pollute! Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 07, 2023 07:49 PM (U2p+3) Woodsy ran off with Silk Spectre, something about a jailbreak Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2023 07:56 PM (xhaym) 72
Anyone remember Woodsey the Owl?
Give a hoot! Don't pollute! ----------- Yes, from American cartoons on the Buffalo channels. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 07, 2023 07:56 PM (krqg6) 73
We don't want to set unrealistic expectations. Maybe "leave no one important behind" or "leave no one behind, except Todd, fuck that guy."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 07:55 PM (ppBhU) Yeah, I thought I was special. Posted by: Brad at August 07, 2023 07:59 PM (OjpX7) 74
Unfortunately, Everest is where your survival is up to you. No one has the strength at that altitude to help you if you're in extremis. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2023 08:00 PM (MoZTd) 75
I feel like I should buy some of King Harv's coffee because that guy is TRYING.
Posted by: blaster at August 07, 2023 08:00 PM (Jk9SN) 76
Are there Canadian cartoons? I mean beside Dudley Doright.
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2023 08:00 PM (qKZx5) 77
National Treasure is about to start with Nicholas Cage, the church I worked at in Philadelphia gets a cameo. Not sure if I can watch it all as it's on until 10pm
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 08:01 PM (MOY79) 78
Retrieve me!
Posted by: Green Boots, Northeast Ridge, Everest at August 07, 2023 08:01 PM (4I/2K) 79
When I win that billion and half dollars, I am buying that villa.
Posted by: blaster at August 07, 2023 08:01 PM (Jk9SN) 80
Sun setting peaking out
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 08:01 PM (MOY79) 81
I wouldn't want to sift through the Everest garbage... too many bodies.
The optical illusion caught me until I really looked to see what I was really seeing. Night feed and watering... we had a great horned owl, 5 coyotes, and 11 Javalina visit the birdbaths last Friday night. We don't feed them though. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 08:02 PM (R16B6) 82
75 I feel like I should buy some of King Harv's coffee because that guy is TRYING.
Posted by: blaster at August 07, 2023 08:00 PM (Jk9SN) Haha, I did just that today. Local grocery didn't have any beans that weren't close to expiration, so I thought I'd give Harv a try. It's more expensive than what I usually buy, but I expect it to be good. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 07, 2023 08:03 PM (OX9vb) 83
Are there Canadian cartoons? I mean beside Dudley Doright.
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2023 08:00 PM (qKZx5) https://youtu.be/XXp3dFbZTgc Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2023 08:03 PM (xPl2J) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2023 08:03 PM (TZ75n) 85
Have you heard of peaberry coffee?
I just learned about it. It's ridiculous, people get are way to into coffee. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2023 08:06 PM (b4o9z) 86
"Tearing Apart For Scrap"
A perfect book title for what is now happening to America, and to our children, who rightly expected us to provide for them a future like we expected when once young and hopeful. Nearly everyone in Washington is sitting in the jaw operator's seat; Senators, Congress, the alphabet agencies and especially, the administration of pResident Biden and his merry bunch of banana boats bloated on the taxpayer dime. *spit* Now-back to our regular programming... Posted by: Ju at August 07, 2023 08:06 PM (aTmM/) 87
All those so called progressives sure can trash a beautiful place like Everest. Shame on them.
Posted by: mpfs, Murdrer-Rape-Robbery-Assault/The Mt. Rushmore of Crim at August 07, 2023 08:07 PM (uWkbf) 88
Peaberry is a genetic mutation where the bean has an atrophied side so it only has one lobe to the bean.
Think of it as the "Louis Pasteur" of coffee varieties. Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2023 08:07 PM (xhaym) 89
83 Are there Canadian cartoons? I mean beside Dudley Doright.
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2023 08:00 PM (qKZx5) Scaredie Squirrel Fangbone Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 07, 2023 08:08 PM (gdPvt) 90
Megan Rapinoe has spit in the face of Americans for a while now and Americans are returning the favor. When she missed that shot middle America cheered because she made it known that she was playing for herself, not her country.
Na, na, hey, hey, goodbye. Rapinoe has no idea that she is as popular as that robber being beaten by shop staff with a stick. Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 07, 2023 08:09 PM (3JfbU) 91
Evenin'
(Sips cider) The massive storm that shut down the Fed Leviathan, came and went. It was a summer storm. Electric and internet stayed on. No big deal. It was, apparently, a bad one to the west of Babylon DC. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 08:09 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 07, 2023 08:09 PM (FVME7) 93
Coffee can be way better, worked a long gone wealthy woman who one day in winter made me a cup of the best coffee I ever had.
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 08:09 PM (MOY79) 94
Peaberry is a genetic mutation where the bean has an atrophied side so it only has one lobe to the bean.
Think of it as the "Louis Pasteur" of coffee varieties. Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2023 08:07 PM (xhaym) So it's a caffeine vaccine? Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 07, 2023 08:10 PM (OjpX7) 95
Hi JT!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 07, 2023 08:10 PM (vHIgi) 96
84 Are there Canadian cartoons? I mean beside Dudley Doright.
Posted by: fd Terrence and Philip. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2023 08:03 PM (TZ75n) I think Letterkenny. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2023 08:11 PM (mZ3xv) 97
Time to hit the rack.
0640 check-in for the second cataract surgery. See ya 'all tomorrow. With both eyes, I hope. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 07, 2023 08:13 PM (isNL8) 98
Whelp.... Movers are at the House for part one of the move...
All the family crap going to my Sisters so I can put the dang house on the market! Goodbye, Clownifornia Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2023 08:13 PM (oHd/0) 99
60 Anyone remember Woodsey the Owl?
Give a hoot! Don't pollute! Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! Came out transgendered and is now Stella the Pigeon. Works at the Energy Dept. Took over Sam Brinton's spot. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 08:13 PM (sAmhv) 100
Does Nickleback qualify as a cartoon?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2023 08:14 PM (xhaym) 101
Are there Canadian cartoons? I mean beside Dudley Doright.
Posted by: fd Their entire government and especially their current divorcee in-charge. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 08:14 PM (R16B6) 102
Best of luck, VIA.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2023 08:14 PM (Xrfse) 103
... and Smokey the Bear PSAs; and a few of the Schoolhouse Rocks... and I remember Bicentennial Minutes in general but not any specific ones.
Meantime we had Hinterland Who's Who -- sea otters 4:45 minutes [although usually 60 second ones instead]; https://tinyurl.com/4mkefvkz and National Film Board of Canada short subjects like 'Faces': https://tinyurl.com/5n84nhfe 1:05 minutes hand-drawn animation And Heritage Minutes: https://tinyurl.com/52svaxhh 1:05 minutes Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 07, 2023 08:14 PM (krqg6) 104
See ya 'all tomorrow.
With both eyes, I hope. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice A couple of prayers that the op goes well! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 08:15 PM (R16B6) 105
VIA Good Luck
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 08:15 PM (MOY79) 106
Whelp.... Movers are at the House for part one of the move...
All the family crap going to my Sisters so I can put the dang house on the market! Goodbye, Clownifornia Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2023 08:13 PM Wishing you luck on your move. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2023 08:16 PM (QNSds) 107
Goodbye, Clownifornia
Posted by: Romeo13 Congrats! We escaped in '87. Have you chosen a landing place? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 08:17 PM (R16B6) Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2023 08:17 PM (up/3i) 109
Alternate universe Rapinoe - " I love this country because it accepts who I am, I am proud to be an American." Misses a kick? Who cares?
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 07, 2023 08:17 PM (rH1KZ) 110
When did people become such slovenly, narcissistic pigs?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 07, 2023 07:31 PM Have you ever worked at a Dollar General? You've described 95% of the customers. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 07, 2023 08:17 PM (kjOVp) 111
I suspect that Canada has the same rules for cartoons as they do for television and music. A certain percentage of run time has to be of Canadian content.
Think "DeGrassi High" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahIrTy4WDGM Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2023 08:18 PM (xhaym) Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 08:19 PM (aGtVb) 113
My three years in Canada ? Thank god for the BBC and Sling.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 07, 2023 08:20 PM (rH1KZ) 114
I've never seen any of those Canadian cartoons so in my reality they don't exist.
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2023 08:21 PM (qKZx5) 115
113 My three years in Canada ? Thank god for the BBC and Sling.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 07, 2023 08:20 PM (rH1KZ) Did you eat curds and drink lots of beer? Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 07, 2023 08:23 PM (mZ3xv) 116
98 - Goodbye, Clownifornia
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2023 08:13 PM *** Best wishes. Did the same thing almost exactly a year ago. Posted by: TRex at August 07, 2023 08:23 PM (IQ6Gq) Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 07, 2023 08:24 PM (U2p+3) 118
107 Goodbye, Clownifornia
Posted by: Romeo13 Congrats! We escaped in '87. Have you chosen a landing place? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron I'm an East coast guy, the farthest west I've been is Las Vegas, so my gauge may be a bit off. That was probably the beginning of California's decline. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 08:27 PM (sAmhv) 119
118: should have put a question mark after 'decline'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 08:27 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 07, 2023 08:27 PM (aXxgO) 121
I'm an East coast guy, the farthest west I've been is Las Vegas, so my gauge may be a bit off. That was probably the beginning of California's decline. Posted by: Puddleglum Yup, we left and it has been down hill there since then... Actually Willie Brown was in Sacramento and we saw that their actions(laws) were going to beggar the State. We got a job over in Tempe AZ and got out. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 08:29 PM (R16B6) Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 07, 2023 08:29 PM (aXxgO) 123
Whoever is feeding the wildlife, but especially those feral cats, should be whacked with a stick.
Posted by: Sikh With A Stick at August 07, 2023 08:30 PM (/XfGf) 124
Puddleglum - did I see on another thread that you were wise in the ways of WEC/IMSA/LM24?
Posted by: TRex at August 07, 2023 08:30 PM (IQ6Gq) 125
"It gets more interesting towards the end."
I was beginning to think the skunk was the alpha predator. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 07, 2023 08:32 PM (aXxgO) 126
Who has a craving for a cover of Guns n' Roses' Welcome to the Jungle?
Bossa Nova is "en fuego" https://youtu.be/erIsDJj6d5I Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2023 08:32 PM (xhaym) 127
Are there Canadian cartoons? I mean beside Dudley Doright.
------------- We didn't have homegrown cartoons but there were children's shows like "The Friendly Giant", "Mr Dressup", and the "Hilarious House of Frightenstein" that featured humorous vignettes by Vincent Price, and some science shows. And when I was a child before uncontrolled immigration post-1968 [like you and 1965] we had an Irish music show with the Irish Rovers band; a German music show -- mainly polka; an English music and entertainment show "The Pig and Whistle"; and a Scottish music program. I don't feel like spending 20 minutes to remember the names right now. Also folk and country & western music shows. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 07, 2023 08:32 PM (krqg6) 128
I saw a thing about Winnie the Pooh characters representing various mental /emotional disorder. Winnie, with his fixation on honey, is a compulsive eater. Piglet suffers from anxiety disorder. Tigger is hyperactive. Rabbit is obsessive compulsive disorder. Eeyore is depressive. Owl has narcissistic personality disorder Kanga and Roo are codependent. None are self actualized.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 07, 2023 08:33 PM (FVME7) 129
Car recycling vid got me thinking about the T-rex in Jurassic Park
Posted by: DB - at August 07, 2023 08:34 PM (geLO8) 130
That should be mandatory viewing for the horde!
------------ I thought you'd like it so I took it instead of the short ones the networks usually ran as time-fillers between TV shows. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 07, 2023 08:37 PM (krqg6) 131
124 Puddleglum - did I see on another thread that you were wise in the ways of WEC/IMSA/LM24?
Posted by: TRex Yep! One of those forms of racing that is always on the fringes of motorsports, but I love it. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 08:37 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 07, 2023 08:38 PM (xmxy/) 133
Howdy Cafe dwellers!
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2023 08:38 PM (yUjc0) 134
None are self actualized
That means bunk, right? Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff No, no. That's self abuse. They all do that. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 07, 2023 08:40 PM (FVME7) 135
Wet Dog > Wet Leg.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2023 08:40 PM (fJK+x) Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2023 08:41 PM (ZLI7S) 137
Catnip is a hella drug, chief.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 07, 2023 08:42 PM (fY84s) 138
When my golden retriever was about grown I started teaching him to retrieve. Didn't take much teaching until I threw the dummy bird into a pond. It was only about 3 feet from the bank. He looked at it, looked at me, and started pawing at the water. Bird floated near enough that he could grab it. He turned and dropped it at my feet. He ended up a house dog. Gun shy.
Posted by: Javems at August 07, 2023 08:42 PM (AmoqO) 139
This thread has some great links.
The little piazza seems like an Italian town. Very cool. All the news happens here, almost like the club house in an over 55 community . Ugh! The dirty hippy mountain climbers must think the DC Parks Dept works the Everest shift. Hippy is for hippycrits. Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 07, 2023 08:45 PM (DeRoy) 140
@137
>>Catnip is a hella drug, chief. I've actually seen 21 cats tripping balls on catnip. It's simultaneously hilarious and terrifying. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2023 08:46 PM (up/3i) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 08:48 PM (R16B6) 142
Did a search and the Italian villa is in Naples. Flew in and out of Naples once.
Posted by: Javems at August 07, 2023 08:49 PM (AmoqO) 143
We use to get dried catnip, it was a drug fix so we limited time they could have it.
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 08:50 PM (MOY79) 144
Wet Dog > Wet Leg.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2023 08:40 PM (fJK+x) Wet Dog > Wet Leg > Stanky Leg Posted by: GS Boyz at August 07, 2023 08:50 PM (4I/2K) 145
Goodbye, Clownifornia
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2023 08:13 PM (oHd/0) === Take me with you! Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2023 08:51 PM (JvZF+) 146
>>Are there Canadian cartoons? I mean beside Dudley Doright.
Justin Trudeau Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2023 08:41 PM (ZLI7S) ---------- * Cuban cartoons have entered the chat * Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 08:52 PM (f6UzA) 147
VIA a prayer for speedy and complete recovery
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2023 08:53 PM (JvZF+) 148
Not sure Canadians are allowed humor anymore
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 08:54 PM (MOY79) 149
I was happy to leave CA in the 70s. Can't imagine it now.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2023 08:54 PM (ouTlx) 150
Goodbye, Clownifornia
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2023 08:13 PM (oHd/0) ------------ Welcome to the party, pal! /now 10-year escapee from Califzuela Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 08:54 PM (f6UzA) 151
131 -Yep! One of those forms of racing that is always on the fringes of motorsports, but I love it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 08:37 PM *** Outstanding. We should talk at some point. We're headed to Laguna Seca on the last weekend of Sept for a lot of that kind of history. Posted by: TRex at August 07, 2023 08:55 PM (IQ6Gq) 152
Not sure Canadians are allowed humor anymore
Posted by: Skip As JackStraw posted above: Justin Trudeau Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 08:55 PM (R16B6) 153
Not sure Canadians are allowed humor anymore
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 08:54 PM (MOY79) ------------ "All jokes are now hate speech, h8r!" Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 08:55 PM (f6UzA) 154
I've actually seen 21 cats tripping balls on catnip.
------------ Do you live in South Park, CO?? Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 07, 2023 08:56 PM (krqg6) 155
>>>Are there Canadian cartoons? I mean beside Dudley Doright.
Justin Trudeau Posted by: JackStraw >Who can forget Blacque Jacque Shellacque? He's one of the original brokeback mountain Canadian boys. Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 07, 2023 08:57 PM (fY84s) 156
Evening Mr. Doof!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 08:48 PM (R16B6) Yo! How's it going, brother? Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2023 08:58 PM (yUjc0) 157
The process of stop motion animation is itself stop motion animated.
I noticed how many shirts he wore. That little scene took a long time to film. Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2023 08:59 PM (A0/af) 158
Not sure Canadians are allowed humor anymore
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 08:54 PM (MOY79) Take off, eh! Posted by: Bob and Doug Mckenzie at August 07, 2023 08:59 PM (yUjc0) 159
151 131 -Yep! One of those forms of racing that is always on the fringes of motorsports, but I love it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 08:37 PM *** Outstanding. We should talk at some point. We're headed to Laguna Seca on the last weekend of Sept for a lot of that kind of history. Posted by: TRex There are 2 tracks IMSA races at near me in Babylon Bee. Well, not really near but drivable. Virginia Int Raceway (4 hours, no GTP though) and Watkins Glen (about 6 hours north). WG would be the one I'm interested in visiting at some point. It's a 6 hour race and that area looks beautiful. Might rent an RV at some point and make a week of it up there. Sort of an IMSA race/Golf trip/chill out around the Finger Lakes vacation. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 09:00 PM (sAmhv) 160
TRex,
Laguna Seca is near Monterrey. Can't afford to golf there but a drive by would be worth it. Sitting by the cork screw at Laguna would be pretty cool. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 09:01 PM (sAmhv) 161
Outstanding. We should talk at some point. We're headed to Laguna Seca on the last weekend of Sept for a lot of that kind of history.
Posted by: TRex at August 07, 2023 08:55 PM (IQ6Gq) ------------ Damn, lived in Orange County for 10 years and always associated "Laguna Seca" with the "Laguna Beach" area. After a quick search: It's in Central CA near Salinas & Monterey, and "the track is an 11-turn, 2.238 mile road course, best known for The Corkscrew, a one-of-a-kind turn in motorsports: In total, the course drops 59 feet between the entrance of Turn 8 to the exit of Turn 8A — the equivalent of a 5½ story building — in only 450 feet of track length." Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 09:02 PM (f6UzA) 162
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Watkins Glen is beautiful. Damn shame it is in NY state.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2023 09:03 PM (TZ75n) 164
Babylon Bee should be Babylon DC. Stupid auto correct. Though there is a certain accuracy in the mistake.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 09:03 PM (sAmhv) 165
159 - Virginia Int Raceway (4 hours, no GTP though) and Watkins Glen (about 6 hours north).
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 09:00 PM *** We're probably located near each other. We've done WG several times and really like it. Highly recommended. Haven't done VIR yet. Not sure when we'll be able to see the GTP cars in person but watching with interest. Posted by: TRex at August 07, 2023 09:05 PM (IQ6Gq) Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2023 09:05 PM (e4fEA) 167
I lived just outside Monterey, CA from 2003-2013. Went to a lot of events at Laguna Seca, IMSA, Indy, Historics and SCCA. Have driven, and raced on it too. It was just repaved and they've done a lot of upgrading on the infrastructure for the fans. I remember when the garage(s) were being built. Used to be able to wander around the paddock without a separate pass.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2023 09:05 PM (Q4IgG) 168
160 - Laguna Seca is near Monterey. Sitting by the cork screw at Laguna would be pretty cool.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 09:01 PM *** We've been many times for many events. The corkscrew is one of a kind. I've driven down it at speed - even steeper than it looks on television. They've done a lot of repaving and improvements recently, so looking forward to seeing it in September again. Posted by: TRex at August 07, 2023 09:08 PM (IQ6Gq) 169
Praise to God. Our great-nephew is home with his family after spending almost a year in Syria with the National Guard. Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2023 09:09 PM (ichPI) 170
133 Howdy Cafe dwellers!
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2023 08:38 PM *** Good evening Mr. Doof. Hope you're well. Posted by: TRex at August 07, 2023 09:09 PM (IQ6Gq) 171
Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
‘Anti-Vampire’ Device Found In Child’s Grave From 17th Century, Officials Say Daddi Blacc @blacc_daddi 1h Replying to @Breaking911 It was to prevent sleepy creepy joe from sniffing that child’s neck https://tinyurl.com/45fz3k2f ||Around four centuries ago, an intriguing burial practice was carried out in a Polish cemetery involving a young child. Archaeologists have now uncovered these remains, which could provide insights into the superstitious beliefs that once gripped Europe. This revelation comes from a news release by Nicolaus Copernicus University on July 28. The unearthed 17th-century grave is situated in an ancient cemetery near the village of Dąbrowa Chełmińska. The child’s partial skeleton, aged between 5 and 7, was discovered in an upside-down position beneath layers of soil. By placing the child face down, those responsible for the burial aimed to restrict any movement, preventing it from harming the living in case of an unlikely ‘Vampire’ revival.|| Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 07, 2023 09:10 PM (krqg6) 172
167 I lived just outside Monterey, CA from 2003-2013. Went to a lot of events at Laguna Seca, IMSA, Indy, Historics and SCCA. Have driven, and raced on it too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2023 09:05 PM *** Nice to know there are gearheads among the horde. Not surprised, but glad to know. Posted by: TRex at August 07, 2023 09:11 PM (IQ6Gq) 173
Good evening Mr. Doof. Hope you're well.
Posted by: TRex at August 07, 2023 09:09 PM (IQ6Gq) Hanging out at the cafe, listening to a Spotify playlist "Best of rock: 1989" and sipping bourbon. A fella could do a lot worse! Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2023 09:13 PM (yUjc0) 174
Praise to God. Our great-nephew is home with his family after spending almost a year in Syria with the National Guard.
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2023 09:09 PM (ichPI) Glad he is well. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at August 07, 2023 09:13 PM (T/Lqj) 175
Praise to God. Our great-nephew is home with his family after spending almost a year in Syria with the National Guard.
*********** Four Seasons, congratulations. PTL and thank him for his service. Enjoy his homecoming! Posted by: Grateful at August 07, 2023 09:15 PM (IQ6Gq) Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2023 09:16 PM (ichPI) 177
"Throwing Down" by Exodus would be my entrance song as I entered the octagon. Or heading to the kitchen to make coffee in the morning.
Hard to believe this song is 20 years old. I am so old. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at August 07, 2023 09:17 PM (T/Lqj) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2023 09:18 PM (bQKgA) 179
This kind of crap really pisses me off. I see it in our parks all the time. When did people become such slovenly, narcissistic pigs? Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 07, 2023 07:31 PM (U2p+3) First time I went to Seattle (mid-90's), there were road signs reading "Keep Washington Beautiful" and it was. Seattle looked pristine and all the roadways were litter free. It was really lovely back when people actually cared about the environment, rather than wave it's mottled skin suit as a virtue signal flag. Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 07, 2023 09:18 PM (iyVGU) 180
Car recycling vid got me thinking about the T-rex in Jurassic Park
Posted by: DB -------- I found it hard to watch. Knowing that all sorts of useful bits and pieces were going to either the landfill, or the smelters. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2023 09:19 PM (bJHK5) 181
I notice that Alaska has a lot of trash in their wilderness areas left by local hunters and transient campers.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2023 09:19 PM (MNhXM) 182
And you can empty the chamber pot out the window directly into the ocean. Posted by: Cicero --- They have servants to do that. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2023 09:20 PM (bJHK5) 183
Our great-nephew is home with his family after spending almost a year in Syria with the National Guard.
Glad he's home safe. Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at August 07, 2023 09:21 PM (5iFFd) 184
DENVER (KDVR) — The new Colorado gun law that limits sales to people age 21 and older is on hold.
A federal judge ruled Monday in favor of a gun advocacy group, which asked the court to block the law. Senate Bill 23-169 took effect Monday, but the judge’s ruling blocks the state from enforcing it until the case is heard in court. Posted by: DB - at August 07, 2023 09:27 PM (geLO8) 185
Even Obama can't stop it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9GqCVQ_87TM The Biden administration should be hearing the Angel of Death spread his wings. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 07, 2023 09:27 PM (FVME7) Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 09:28 PM (S3x2n) 187
Rather than use a chamber pot, it would be more entertaining if the residents would just hang their ass out the window.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2023 09:29 PM (S6gqv) 188
185 Even Obama can't stop it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9GqCVQ_87TM The Biden administration should be hearing the Angel of Death spread his wings. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks It's good to see Obama getting the scorn and derision he deserves. We're still doomed as a Nation but still good to see. 'Murica! Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 09:31 PM (sAmhv) 189
Yo! How's it going, brother?
Posted by: Doof I didn't ignore you! I just got busy for a bit. Going well here, a tad warm but they prognosticate a chance for some Tstorms for the next 3 days so it should be cooler. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 09:33 PM (R16B6) 190
187 Rather than use a chamber pot, it would be more entertaining if the residents would just hang their ass out the window.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2023 09:29 PM (S6gqv) ----------- The fabled Lighthouse of Ass. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2023 09:34 PM (bQKgA) 191
I didn't ignore you! I just got busy for a bit.
Going well here, a tad warm but they prognosticate a chance for some Tstorms for the next 3 days so it should be cooler. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 09:33 PM (R16B6) No worries. Warm in central AZ? In the summer? I shan't believe it. I shannot! Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2023 09:37 PM (yUjc0) 192
The Biden administration should be hearing the Angel of Death spread his wings.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks When it comes to protecting the Bidens from the consequences of their crimes is like the little Dutch boy with his finger in the Duke. Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 09:38 PM (+A1in) 193
Here in Wyoming, we are having global cooling. Last few mornings it has been 45 degrees. The climate change people are full of shit. Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2023 09:41 PM (ichPI) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2023 09:41 PM (lCaJd) 195
Not Duke, dyke
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 09:41 PM (+A1in) 196
No worries. Warm in central AZ? In the summer? I shan't believe it. I shannot!
Posted by: Doof Yeah, I'm waiting for the global cooling or the end of Oct went it cools down here. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 09:41 PM (R16B6) 197
Oh dang! Well, great minds. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2023 09:41 PM (lCaJd) 198
Yeah, I'm waiting for the global cooling or the end of Oct went it cools down here.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 09:41 PM (R16B6) Is that when the leaves on the cacti turn to pretty colors? Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2023 09:44 PM (yUjc0) 199
Here in Wyoming, we are having global cooling. Last few mornings it has been 45 degrees.
The climate change people are full of shit. Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2023 09:41 PM (ichPI) I’ve got 10 degrees you guys can borrow Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2023 09:44 PM (MNhXM) 200
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Here in Wyoming, we are having global cooling. Last few mornings it has been 45 degrees. The climate change people are full of shit. Posted by: four seasons The last ski resort still open because of kLImaTe ChANge closed for skiing yesterday. The snow stuck around till August. In California. Watched a golf tournament that was near Lake Tahoe (not the celebrity one). They were digging out of snow in June. The course was on the California side. Weird. I was assured by 'experts' that snowfalls were a thing of the past. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2023 09:47 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2023 09:47 PM (ichPI) 202
Is that when the leaves on the cacti turn to pretty colors?
Posted by: Doof The cacti 'pads' turn those pretty colors due to cold... it doesn't get *cold* until end of Jan, beginning of Feb. The we can get freezes and rarely the white stuff all over the place. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 09:48 PM (R16B6) 203
Looks like the skunks are winning the night food bowl competition. The skunks always win. But the bear comes in second.
To make a long story short: never, ever, ever kill a skunk closer than two miles from your house. Ask me how I know Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Persian cats are nothing more than 24/7 shedding machines. at August 07, 2023 09:48 PM (B7rlW) 204
Good evening everyone. Was out for a charitable function for church - it was a Chinese Auction.
I took my better half, I wasn't going to bid on some worn out Chinese. Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2023 09:48 PM (QG3cQ) 205
I wasn't going to bid on some worn out Chinese.
Posted by: Tonypete Wise for your years, you are. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 09:50 PM (R16B6) 206
This is some funny stuff. Democrats are freaking out over the soaring crime they have caused. I am strangely unmoved by their plight.
@RedEarth202 #BREAKING 🚨DC Councilmember @trayonwhite is calling for the National Guard to be deployed to address the rampant violent crime in #WashingtonDC & also wants an emergency declared. DC has seen over 161 murders⬆️28% 600 carjackings⬆️108% 2,066 robberies⬆️61% VIOLENT CRIME⬆️37% Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2023 09:52 PM (ZLI7S) 207
Those look like great matches! American wooden matches are treated with flame-suppressants that make them almost worthless. It's hard to get the wood to burn.
I have some boxes of matches from West Africa (Guinea and Liberia) that are practically explosive, like the American matches of my childhood. The heads explode and the wood burns like crazy. Today's American matches are designed to fail, lest someone get hurt. Posted by: Durak Kazyol and Co. at August 07, 2023 09:53 PM (mAoKK) 208
it was a Chinese Auction....
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2023 09:48 PM (QG3cQ) Opening bid for lo mein was how much?? Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2023 09:53 PM (yUjc0) 209
Here in the PacNW, it has been a cool summer and so far only about three days over 90. But my weather app has put out a severe weather warning!!!
Oh my stars!!! We may experience warm weather through out the rest of August! No shit!!?? We may even have as many as three days in a row above 90! Nice! Friggin' weather wimps. Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2023 09:54 PM (e4fEA) 210
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'And Heritage Minutes:' I've seen a few of those. they're pretty moving. Like the Vince Coleman one. Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 07, 2023 09:55 PM (roH4R) 211
Opening bid for lo mein was how much??
Posted by: Doof Dunno. I was thrown out before it came up. I had been there four hour. Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2023 09:57 PM (QG3cQ) 212
Friggin' weather wimps.
Posted by: Diogenes Exactly, even here in the low desert they must expect summer to be cool... dumb, just plain dumb. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 09:57 PM (R16B6) 213
Dunno. I was thrown out before it came up.
I had been there four hour. Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2023 09:57 PM (QG3cQ) Nice reference *lifts bourbon glass* Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2023 09:59 PM (yUjc0) 214
NOOD - ONT has arrived
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2023 10:00 PM (yUjc0) 215
About that capitol city crime wave....
Didn't Sandy Cortez twist the city council's arm about "decarceration?" If so, put her ass out there on the front lines. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2023 10:04 PM (Q4IgG) 216
I have some boxes of matches from West Africa (Guinea and Liberia) that are practically explosive, like the American matches of my childhood. The heads explode and the wood burns like crazy. Today's American matches are designed to fail, lest someone get hurt.
Posted by: Durak Kazyol -------- Conversely, my experience with 'Made In India' matches has not been very good. I miss the old 'Strike anywhere' Ohio Blue-Tips. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2023 10:06 PM (FSo+R) 217
The let’s go branden rally
Having never been heckled like that in his gilded life, Generalissimo Obama was on the edge of having a full on Tiananmen Square meltdown. The hell, that goes on loop to lull me to sleep tonight. Posted by: 13times at August 07, 2023 10:14 PM (chQtS) 218
O'Barry sneered through clenched teeth once at an interviewer, "Next time let me finish my answer..."
That happened during those "gasping and fainting" times of Adoration..."Is there a doctor in the house...?" he purred over one prostrate worshipper. Soooo...I wonder if The Won stomped home and kicked the cat...or had a Secret Service hireling kick it whilst he searched the fridge for any left-over Wagu beef? Posted by: Ju at August 07, 2023 10:55 PM (aTmM/) 219
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