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A woman escaped a kidnapper's cinderblock cell in Oregon. Police are now searching for additional victims in other states.

A woman who escaped a cinderblock cell in a man's garage in Klamath Falls, Oregon, was abducted hundreds of miles away last month in Seattle, and now authorities are looking for more potential victims across multiple states.

The man, 29-year-old Negasi Zuberi of Klamath Falls, posed as an undercover police officer and kidnapped the woman in the early hours July 15, then shackled, sexually assaulted her and locked her up, according to court records.

He was arrested and federally charged with interstate kidnapping, which carries a maximum sentence of life in prison if convicted, Assistant U.S. Attorney Nathan Lichvarcik said at a news conference Wednesday.

Authorities said Zuberi has been linked to sexual assaults in at least four more states, and they are searching for more possible victims. He has lived in multiple states since 2016, possibly including California, Washington, Oregon, Colorado, Utah, Florida, New York, New Jersey, Alabama and Nevada, the FBI said.

The victim in Klamath Falls, who wasn't identified, "briefly slept and awoke to the realization that she would likely die if she did not attempt to escape," according to a criminal complaint.

The makeshift cell and the kidnapper:

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The "makeshift" cell was made of cinderblocks and a metal door that had been installed backward so it couldn't be opened from the inside, the complaint said. There was also an exterior door, and the cell had been built to be soundproof, Klamath Falls police said in a news release.

Not to be indelicate: But it's a rape dungeon. A rape and murder dungeon.


Zuberi had solicited the victim to engage in prostitution before telling her he was an undercover officer, the criminal complaint said. He drove her about seven hours and 450 miles away, officials said Wednesday.

"Sadly, we believe there are more victims," Shark said.

...

The FBI said investigators believe Zuberi has used different methods to "gain control" of victims, including drugging their drinks, impersonating law enforcement officers and soliciting sex workers before "violently sexually assaulting them." Klamath Falls police said the victim reported that Zuberi had "police patches, a taser, and other law enforcement equipment."

The below is... odd.


The home where Zuberi held the woman in the garage is owned by Klamath Falls Mayor Carol Westfall and her husband, Kevin Westfall, according to court records. They evicted him after his arrest.

The media gave a lot of attention to another racial hoax kidnapping.


Carlee Russell is the 26-year-old Alabama woman whose disappearance and apparent kidnapping sparked a manhunt that lasted 49-hours. Earlier this week Russell admitted the entire thing was a hoax which she now claims she carried out by herself. Today, she was charged with two misdemeanors.

Misdemeanors!

She called 911, claiming that she spotted a child walking alone on the freeway. She left behind her empty car, with the intent to convince the police that she had attempted to intervene with the child, but was kidnapped by a (white) man with "orange hair."


When authorities responding to her original 911 call arrived, they found Russell's vehicle along with her wig, phone, and purse. Neither Russell nor the child were in sight.

Two days later, Russell arrived home. Police were able to interview her and she told a story of being forced into an 18-wheeler by a man with orange hair.

She claimed she had been abducted by a man with orange hair and a bald spot who told her he was checking on the child she had seen, she told police.

She said she was forced into a vehicle after screaming, was blindfolded, and later taken to a house where she was forced to get undressed. Russell also said her abductors took pictures of her, but she did not remember them having any physical or sexual contact with her, she told police.

Russell said after being put back into the vehicle, she was able to escape and ran through the woods before emerging near her home, according to police.

Russell's dramatic story got a lot of media attention and her parents were featured on the Today show a few days after she turned up at home.


We'll see how much attention the media gives this real kidnapping. Bear in mind, police believe there are further victims still in makeshift prisons. Publicizing his photo and his crimes could literally save women from rape and murder.

But they're going to underplay this, aren't they? And hide the picture of the kidnapper from the public?

Because women's lives are nothing compared to The Message.

Correction: I said the kidnapper is still at large. He's not, he was arrested.

But publicizing his crime may help find additional victims.

Noted Pinhead LeBron James opened a, get this, school. And not a school for basketball, but for academics.

You'll never guess what happened next. Every child in the school failed at the state exam for minimum achievement in math.

LeBron James' I Promise school is under scrutiny after it was recently reealed that no eighth-grade student has passed the state math test since third grade. While some students improved, others regressed, with black students and those with disabilities testing in the bottom 5% in Ohio. School board president Derrick Hall expressed disappointment, questioning the impact of the provided resources. Keith Liechty-Clifford, director of school improvement, said the data showed both progression and regression at the Akron school. The school, receiving funding from state, local and federal sources, costs taxpayers around $8 million annually.

Perfect.

The left has unleashed a new epidemic on us, even better than the last one, which was monkeypox.

This epidemic is the rash of "street takeovers," in which Mostly Peaceful Youths (Who Are Turning Their Lives Around and Just Applied to Community College) declare the streets to be theirs and chase out lawabiding citizens and jump up and down on their cars like animals.

One of the latest "fads" among urban teens has come to be known as "street takeovers." Groups that organize themselves over social media show up at some random location and begin chasing pedestrians out of the area, jumping on and damaging cars, setting fires, and committing whatever other crimes come to mind. This has become a regular occurrence in Chicago, unfortunately, as if they didn't already have enough problems to deal with. But these events also represent an early challenge for Brandon Johnson, the city's new mayor. So how is he responding? The mayor explained his new strategy after a recent street takeover in the South Loop district of the city and it was a (somewhat) pleasant surprise. He included some of the usual social justice and "intervention" talk that we've grown accustomed to, but he also sent in a strong contingent of the Chicago Police and had dozens of teens arrested.

Arrested and then what? Immediately released? Sentenced to "time served"?

As this lunatic is appointed to carry on Anthony Fauci's work of funding bat bioweapon labs in China and perjuring himself to Congress, the head of the CDC tells a softball interviewer at NPR that she's going to rebuild trust with the public by not admitting any of the CDC's previous lies and catastrophic errors.

Two years into the pandemic, there was a survey in which a quarter of the respondents said that they trusted the CDC "not very much" or "not at all." How do you plan to try to rebuild trust with people in the U.S.?

Well, I think there's really three important steps. First is making sure that we are being transparent. We're having clear communications that are simple and accurate, that folks can understand, that they know that there are common sense solutions for them to protect their health.

And the second is making sure that we execute or have good performance in what the CDC is meant to do. And so making sure that we are doing what we say we're going to do. Just as you trust in your own personal life, I want to make sure that you trust that we are going to to do that for you.

And the third, very important, is about building relationships and partnership. Protecting the health of this country is a team sport. And so those are that we need to bring partners together in order to protect people's health. We can't do it alone from the CDC.

Transparency does not include ever acknowledging errors or failures! But apart from hiding all of the CDC's mistakes and straight-up lies, she's going to be totally, totally transparent.

The leftwing propaganda media's attempt to cancel Jason Aldean has failed spectacularly.


As of Tuesday, country music icons are dominating the Billboard Hot 100 for the first time since the chart began in 1958.

Jason Aldean is in the top spot with his anthem "Try That in a Small Town," which shot to success after the corporate media and losers over at CMT attempted to cancel both him and the song. The song came in at No. 1 for its debut, and rose to No. 1 on the Billboard chart in just a week, according to the magazine.

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This is the first time in history that country music stars have taken up the top three spots on the Billboard chart, and it's truly inspiring. I come from the U.K., where we regularly make a song No. 1 on the charts as a form of protest.

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Is the same thing happening in America right now? Are we subconsciously supporting country music artists because they're the only ones singing about a country we want to live in? No. Making Aldean No. 1 was a highly conscious decision. I just wish We the People had the power to do more to help ourselves during these chaotic times.

A Florida elector in the 2016 election says that he faced intense pressure to vote for someone other than Trump, as the rules required him to vote for, and yet, none of those people pressuring him have been indicted by Jack Smith.

The chairman of the Florida Republican Party, who served as a presidential elector in 2016 and 2020, told RedState the left ran an organized campaign to intimidate him, and other electors pledged to Donald J. Trump to flip their votes--overturning the 2016 election.

"I'm not sure there's anything in history, like the pressure campaign that was put on the 2016 electors," said Christian Zeigler, a leader in the Sarasota GOP and congressional staffer, before he took over the state chairmanship in February.

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Comments

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1 Holy crap King Harv is rockin' it!

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2023 06:33 PM (iayUP)

2 You too Ace!

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2023 06:34 PM (iayUP)

3 This is why I drink.

Not a good solution, but, holy fucking shit we are living in the worst timeline.

I blame Abed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at August 03, 2023 06:35 PM (T/Lqj)

4 But was it "rape" "rape?"

Posted by: Whoopsi at August 03, 2023 06:35 PM (Q4IgG)

5 Top ten. Trump #1

Posted by: Blackstone at August 03, 2023 06:36 PM (9byfS)

6 The home where Zuberi held the woman in the garage is owned by Klamath Falls Mayor Carol Westfall and her husband, Kevin Westfall, according to court records. They evicted him after his arrest.


Sure. Running an on-site rape and murder dungeon probably violated some term in the lease.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2023 06:36 PM (guGkK)

7 Maff is racist yo

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 03, 2023 06:37 PM (flINI)

8 >>>Negasi Zuberi of Klamath Falls


I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Negasi Zuberi is not from Klamath Falls.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 03, 2023 06:37 PM (xPl2J)

9 Biden's camp wants Trump in jail for two reasons.

1. It sends a message to anyone opposed to the Deep State that it comes with a high cost.

2. If Trump is the nominee, Biden has an excuse not to debate. The SS won't let Biden enter a prison.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 03, 2023 06:38 PM (oGiDo)

10 Cinderblock Cell.

Luxury!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 03, 2023 06:38 PM (ppBhU)

11 You know who else had rape dungeons...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 03, 2023 06:39 PM (flINI)

12 Mayor of Chicago got upset when people called group of marauding teens a "mob." Mayor said they are not Al Capones.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2023 06:39 PM (63Dwl)

13 Russell also said her abductors took pictures of her, but she did not remember them having any physical or sexual contact with her, she told police.


"In my defense, she was pretty fat."

Posted by: The Orange-Haired Man at August 03, 2023 06:39 PM (guGkK)

14 Internet is back on, new hash maybe?

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2023 06:40 PM (MOY79)

15 > Negasi Zuberi

Amish, right?

> With a history of residence in 10 different states since 2016, Zuberi has been associated with violent assaults in at least four states.

Damn, he must have a really good buggy and a fine team of horses.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2023 06:40 PM (Y6AXb)

16 ibut was kidnapped by a (white) man with "orange hair."

The Beast of Bergdorf's has taken his rape carnival on the road! Donald John HUNGERS!!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 03, 2023 06:40 PM (ppBhU)

17 Maybe it's Been on awhile

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2023 06:40 PM (MOY79)

18

Zuberi. That's a very MAGA sounding kind of name, no? Make Afghanistanis Go American.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 03, 2023 06:40 PM (x0n13)

19
Sure. Running an on-site rape and murder dungeon probably violated some term in the lease.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


No Pets

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2023 06:40 PM (63Dwl)

20 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2023 06:40 PM (T4tVD)

21 Russell also said her abductors took pictures of her, but she did not remember them having any physical or sexual contact with her, she told police.

She "did not remember"????


"I might have been raped or had my boobs groped but I'm not sure because I was looking at my phone."

Posted by: Carlee Russell at August 03, 2023 06:41 PM (guGkK)

22 Where is Negasi Zuberi from originally anyway? Is it right for us to criticize his culture?

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2023 06:41 PM (iayUP)

23 Only 25% said they have little trust in the CDC?????

Posted by: Montec at August 03, 2023 06:41 PM (iJNVe)

24 Dark Brandon is trending on Twitter-
DC_Draino
@DC_Draino

Just 2 days after indicting Trump for J6, Biden puts out a “Dark Brandon” video saying “I like my coffee dark”

This illegitimate POS is basically taking a victory lap for imprisoning his top political opponent

Infuriating

https://tinyurl.com/4utyznvm

Posted by: redridinghood at August 03, 2023 06:41 PM (NpAcC)

25 Damn, he must have a really good buggy and a fine team of horses.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2023 06:40 PM (Y6AXb)

***

What do you call an Amish man with his hand shoved down a horses throat?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 03, 2023 06:41 PM (flINI)

26 Negasi Zuberi. Doing the kidnapping and raping Americans won’t do,

Posted by: Montec at August 03, 2023 06:42 PM (iJNVe)

27 > Where is Negasi Zuberi from originally anyway?

Web search seems to indicate that those names are Ethiopian, but I haven't seen anything about this skell specifically.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2023 06:42 PM (Y6AXb)

28 You'll never guess what happened next. Every child in the school failed at the state exam for minimum achievement in math.

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Over/under on the percentage of students with fathers in the home?

60 years ago, you could teach the Bible in school -- but not porn; today, you can teach porn in school -- but not the Bible.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 03, 2023 06:42 PM (saZAT)

29 Where is Negasi Zuberi from originally anyway? Is it right for us to criticize his culture?
Posted by: fd at August 03, 2023 06:41 PM (iayUP)



In his country rape and murder dungeons are a traditional ritual of courting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2023 06:42 PM (guGkK)

30 "Two years into the pandemic, there was a survey in which a quarter of the respondents said that they trusted the CDC "not very much" or "not at all." How do you plan to try to rebuild trust with people in the U.S.?"


By ordering everyone to take a yearly covid vaccine and wear masks 24/7 when ever I tell them to.

Posted by: Dr. Jeanne Marrazzo at August 03, 2023 06:43 PM (QNSds)

31 @14: "... new hash maybe?"

MOY79? Man of the Year 1979?

But that would make you older than twenty-nine.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 03, 2023 06:43 PM (k1Qly)

32 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 03, 2023 06:44 PM (QNSds)

33 Oregon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2023 06:44 PM (Ia/z/)

34 > Where is Negasi Zuberi from originally anyway?

Web search seems to indicate that those names are Ethiopian, but I haven't seen anything about this skell specifically.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2023 06:42 PM (Y6AXb)



I find the incident Haile Selassi.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2023 06:44 PM (guGkK)

35 The best part of waking up is Biden on your cup.

Posted by: Folgers vote man at August 03, 2023 06:45 PM (63Dwl)

36 "In his country rape and murder dungeons are a traditional ritual of courting.
Posted by: Cicero"

One of the more charming aspects of their culture.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2023 06:45 PM (iayUP)

37 What do you call an Amish man with his hand shoved down a horses throat?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 03, 2023 06:41 PM (flINI)

A Dutch Treat?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 06:45 PM (9UlRk)

38 "This is the first time in history that country music stars have taken up the top three spots on the Billboard chart, and it's truly inspiring. I come from the U.K., where we regularly make a song No. 1 on the charts as a form of protest."

Jason Alden, Morgen Wallen and Luke Combs have all had their turn in the barrel from woke liberals in the recent past.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 03, 2023 06:45 PM (/iWhV)

39 Willowed, dammit:

I have been watching a number of Direct D videos. The guy is a bit scary, all tatted up, apparently in the military for a short time, then ended up in prison for 7 years for armed robbery.
He got out, started a business, and is doing 'activism' (yeah, yeah, I know). He films cops in public when they do stops, basically keeping them honest, and if they fuck up, he gets a lot of views.

ANYWAY, I can't help but laugh when he insults them, giving them the finger, or calling them pieces of shit, sheep, or dumbasses. Once he told a cop that he needed to remove his mustache because those were for men.

Even though he can be a giant asshole, his is respectful to the cops who respect his rights.

There is some current drama regarding him, in his quest to get public records. The cops seem to be setting him up to get whacked, by labeling him as a potential gang member.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2023 06:41 PM (ufFY

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2023 06:45 PM (ufFY8)

40 It's really just a marketing problem. It's not a Rape Dungeon, it's an Involuntary Rumpus Room.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 03, 2023 06:45 PM (ppBhU)

41 This epidemic is the rash of "street takeovers," in which Mostly Peaceful Youths (Who Are Turning Their Lives Around and Just Applied to Community College) declare the streets to be theirs and chase out lawabiding citizens and jump up and down on their cars like animals.


Somebody give these kids a Bible to read aloud and the cops will be all over that shit like white on rice.

Well, assuming they didn't got to Lebron Academy, and can read.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2023 06:46 PM (sfZQz)

42 What do you call an Amish man with his hand shoved down a horses throat?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 03, 2023 06:41 PM (flINI)

A Dutch Treat?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 06:45 PM (9UlRk)

***

A Mechanic

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 03, 2023 06:46 PM (flINI)

43 The mayor owns a rape dungeon?
Hmmm.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2023 06:46 PM (ufFY8)

44
Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 03, 2023 06:44 PM


right or left?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2023 06:46 PM (ENBF0)

45 You know who else had rape dungeons...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

Matt Lauer?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 03, 2023 06:46 PM (zPWw8)

46 40 It's really just a marketing problem. It's not a Rape Dungeon, it's an Involuntary Rumpus Room.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 03, 2023 06:45 PM (ppBhU)

An Involuntary Conversation Pit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2023 06:47 PM (Ia/z/)

47 I saw Ethiopian Rape Dungeon open for the Vomit Pigs in a club in Austin back in '79.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2023 06:47 PM (Y6AXb)

48 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 03, 2023 06:44 PM

right or left?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2023 06:46 PM (ENBF0)

Starboard or Port.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2023 06:47 PM (Ia/z/)

49 40 It's really just a marketing problem. It's not a Rape Dungeon, it's an Involuntary Rumpus Room.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 03, 2023 06:45 PM (ppBhU)

A struggle snuggle bubble?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 06:47 PM (9UlRk)

50 Willowed:

I have been watching a number of Direct D videos. The guy is a bit scary, all tatted up, apparently in the military for a short time, then ended up in prison for 7 years for armed robbery.
He got out, started a business, and is doing 'activism' (yeah, yeah, I know). He films cops in public when they do stops, basically keeping them honest, and if they fuck up, he gets a lot of views.


Audit the Auditors and Lawyer Tom are two others on FB and TikTok reels that do that. A couple others do 2nd Amendment "Audits" as well.
(Wearing an AR open carry)

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2023 06:47 PM (uiWTm)

51 A Mechanic
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 03, 2023 06:46 PM (flINI)

Ha!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 06:48 PM (9UlRk)

52 30 Days in the Bonus Hole.

Posted by: Humble Hair Pie at August 03, 2023 06:48 PM (Y6AXb)

53 >>This epidemic is the rash of "street takeovers," in which Mostly Peaceful Youths (Who Are Turning Their Lives Around and Just Applied to Community College) declare the streets to be theirs and chase out lawabiding citizens and jump up and down on their cars like animals.
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This is also literally the exact same story as our national elections and every big city ballot counting center.

"Whose democracy? OUR democracy!"

They will be invading rural American neighborhoods, eventually. Soon. I hope you're ready. Even your homes. Look to South African farm country for a vision of the near future. Sure, many of them will die. But that won't stop the flood. They're stupid, remember.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 03, 2023 06:48 PM (kjOVp)

54 7 Minutes in Hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2023 06:48 PM (Ia/z/)

55 It's really just a marketing problem. It's not a Rape Dungeon, it's an Involuntary Rumpus Room.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 03, 2023 06:45 PM (ppBhU)

***

Lovenasium

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 03, 2023 06:49 PM (flINI)

56 I find the incident Haile Selassi.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2023 06:44 PM (guGkK)

Wasn't she in a Bond flick?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 03, 2023 06:49 PM (ufFY8)

57 Think about it. If white women would sleep with Negasi Zuberi voluntarily he wouldn't have to rape them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2023 06:49 PM (guGkK)

58 Now that's a nice Rape Dungeon!

Posted by: Matt Lauer at August 03, 2023 06:49 PM (nnp+f)

59 Negasi Zuberi to claim to be a woman and granted incarceration into a women's prison in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 03, 2023 06:50 PM (zPWw8)

60 > 56 I find the incident Haile Selassi.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2023 06:44 PM (guGkK)

Wasn't she in a Bond flick?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 03, 2023 06:49 PM (ufFY

I thought she was that English chick who played twins in The Parent Trap.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2023 06:50 PM (Y6AXb)

61 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 03, 2023 06:44 PM

right or left?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2023 06:46 PM


Well it is the top of the hour......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 03, 2023 06:50 PM (QNSds)

62 Not sure how many will invade rural areas. Besides stupid they’re also lazy. Criminals rarely travel to commit crimes. It’s locally sourced.

Posted by: Montec at August 03, 2023 06:50 PM (iJNVe)

63 Negasi Zuberi



Of the Hamptons Zuberis?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2023 06:51 PM (sfZQz)

64 59 Negasi Zuberi to claim to be a woman and granted incarceration into a women's prison in 3...2...1...
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 03, 2023 06:50 PM (zPWw

Where women are kept in cells they can't leave...

Fuck. This is a horrible time line.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2023 06:52 PM (Ia/z/)

65 Matt Walsh called Carlee Russel"s "abduction" highly questionable from the start , and when the truth (hoax) came out, he also predicted a slap on the wrist, if that.

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at August 03, 2023 06:52 PM (ADvgr)

66 Huh. It's 'Hayley' Mills, not 'Haley' Mills.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2023 06:53 PM (Ia/z/)

67 (Wearing an AR open carry)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2023 06:47 PM (uiWTm)

Watching the Watchmen and Aragansett(?) press are all right, too. They simply stand on the sidewalk in a main street area, and Karens freak out, or those in the know give them high fives. They are a father/son team.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2023 06:53 PM (ufFY8)

68 The poor misunderstood Mr Zuberi is now homeless. When he is released on an appearance ticket he'll have no where to sleep. I recommend one of the leftists in Portland take him into their home as a sanctuary seeker. I'm sure there are plenty of single leftist woman who can accommodate him and I'm sure their cats will like him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 03, 2023 06:53 PM (iOSZT)

69 They will be invading rural American neighborhoods, eventually. Soon. I hope you're ready. Even your homes. Look to South African farm country for a vision of the near future. Sure, many of them will die. But that won't stop the flood. They're stupid, remember.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 03, 2023 06:48 PM


Well, we are tanned, rested and well supplied with ammo in rural Texas. Let them try that $hit here.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 03, 2023 06:53 PM (QNSds)

70 Where women are kept in cells they can't leave...

Fuck. This is a horrible time line.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2023 06:52 PM (Ia/z/)

Get enough bull dykes together in there and cut him a new asshole.

I'd give them parole for that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 06:53 PM (9UlRk)

71 > Where women are kept in cells they can't leave...

I expect we're going to see an outbreak of involuntary penectomies in women's prisons.

Some of those girls are pretty scary.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2023 06:53 PM (Y6AXb)

72 That Botton twitter vid from Benny Johnson is amazing. Biden tells up straight up what his plans are, on video, and yet, people believe otherwise. He told us he didn't need our votes because the fraud machine he has was the best ever.
He told us that he was going to put Trump in jail and now he's doing it.
He tells us, not a joke, not a lie.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 03, 2023 06:53 PM (MeG8a)

73 Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills in Three's Company.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2023 06:54 PM (63Dwl)

74 > 66 Huh. It's 'Hayley' Mills, not 'Haley' Mills.

> Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2023 06:53 PM (Ia/z/)

No relation to me, or Kunta Kinte.

Posted by: Alex Haley at August 03, 2023 06:54 PM (Y6AXb)

75 Only 25% said they have little trust in the CDC?????

Posted by: Montec at August 03, 2023 06:41 PM (iJNVe)

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Mostly comprised of the millions of illegal aliens who've flooded across the border since 2021.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 03, 2023 06:54 PM (saZAT)

76 Get enough bull dykes together in there and cut him a new asshole.

I'd give them parole for that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 06:53 PM (9UlRk)

There's a tranny dude in a women's prison who is evidently terrorizing the inmates.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2023 06:55 PM (Ia/z/)

77 Haley Reinhardt > Hayley Mills

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2023 06:55 PM (guGkK)

78
the I PROMISE School, an Akron Public School dedicated to those students who are already falling behind and in danger of falling through the cracks.

The school implements specialized programming - from a longer school day, to its STEM curriculum with a “We Are Family” philosophy - tailored to these students that creates a culture conducive to social-emotional learning.

IPS also provides wraparound supports that educate the whole person – with a focus on both academics and character building.

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Well, it failed in its STEM curriculum. I wonder how it's doing in its "character building" and education of "the whole person."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2023 06:55 PM (lCaJd)

79 NBPA calls Orlando Magic's donation to Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' super PAC 'alarming'
The Magic donated $50,000 to DeSantis' super PAC

From the NBPA:
A political contribution from the Orlando Magic is alarming given recent comments and policies of its beneficiary.
NBA governors, players and personnel have the right to express their personal political views, including through donations and statements. However, if contributions are made on behalf of an entire team, using money earned through the labor of its employees, it is incumbent upon the team governors to consider the diverse values and perspectives of staff and players.
The Magic's donation does not represent player support for the recipient.

“Gov. DeSantis has based his entire political career on targeting, demonizing and taking away health care from LGBTQ+ people, including youth,” she said. “It’s incredibly disheartening that a team that markets itself as being welcoming to all people, behind the scenes, gives $50,000 to a DeSantis PAC.”

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 03, 2023 06:56 PM (MFZ8i)

80 On 28 August 1975, state media reported that Haile Selassie had died on 27 August of "respiratory failure" following complications from a prostate examination followed up by a prostate operation.


Damn doc. One finger. One finger only.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2023 06:56 PM (uiWTm)

81 >>> 72 That Botton twitter vid from Benny Johnson is amazing. Biden tells up straight up what his plans are, on video, and yet, people believe otherwise. He told us he didn't need our votes because the fraud machine he has was the best ever.
He told us that he was going to put Trump in jail and now he's doing it.
He tells us, not a joke, not a lie.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 03, 2023 06:53 PM (MeG8a)

It's not pants-shitter so much as his handlers, but yeah.

commies gotta commie, and they don't stop until they are stopped.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 03, 2023 06:56 PM (llON8)

82 Get enough bull dykes together

I only have eight fingers and two thumbs here!

Posted by: That kid who stuck one finger in a dike at August 03, 2023 06:56 PM (ufFY8)

83 Well, it failed in its STEM curriculum. I wonder how it's doing in its "character building" and education of "the whole person."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2023 06:55 PM (lCaJd)



The only part they're having some trouble educating is the head.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2023 06:57 PM (guGkK)

84 Bill Hailey and the Comets > Edmond Halley > Hayley Mills > Alex Haley > Nikki Haley

Posted by: Alex Haley at August 03, 2023 06:57 PM (Y6AXb)

85 Gov. DeSantis has based his entire political career on targeting, demonizing and taking away health care from LGBTQ+ people, including youth,” she said.
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 03, 2023 06:56 PM (MFZ8i)

That quote alone is borderline actionable libel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 06:57 PM (9UlRk)

86 72 That Botton twitter vid from Benny Johnson is amazing. Biden tells up straight up what his plans are, on video, and yet, people believe otherwise. He told us he didn't need our votes because the fraud machine he has was the best ever.
He told us that he was going to put Trump in jail and now he's doing it.
He tells us, not a joke, not a lie.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 03, 2023 06:53 PM (MeG8a)

--------------

You have his word as Biden.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 03, 2023 06:59 PM (cMXNt)

87 How does a governor take away health care form tranny yuutes exactly?

Posted by: Montec at August 03, 2023 06:59 PM (iJNVe)

88 40 It's really just a marketing problem. It's not a Rape Dungeon, it's an Involuntary Rumpus Room.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 03, 2023 06:45 PM (ppBhU)


"Ooh, HOT!"

- - Matt Lauer Locksmithing School.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 03, 2023 06:59 PM (x0n13)

89 I don't know much about healthcare, but I do know this: never trust a doctor from Ethiopia or one with purple highlights in her hair.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 03, 2023 06:59 PM (nnp+f)

90 Negasi Zuberi



Of the Hamptons Zuberis?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2023 06:51 PM


My goodness, no. That's a cadet branch of the family from Dorchester.

Posted by: MUffy Zuberi at August 03, 2023 06:59 PM (Wnv9h)

91
Then there's Sherri Papini, who faked her own abduction in 2016. She's a white girl and she got 18 months in the slammer and fined $300k in restitution to all the agencies that had to go look for her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2023 06:59 PM (lCaJd)

92 We had a mayor here that instituted curfews during some race riots in 1971 He put up billboards that said criminals and rioters would be shot. He also bought an APC for the police department and rode it thru downtown. They called him Machine Gun Ronnie, because one night he went to the scene of a sniper with the Chief Of Police and was seen wielding a carbine. Also, it was said he wanted to mount a .50 on the APC, but they wouldn't let him do it.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2023 06:59 PM (iayUP)

93 Deplorable Ian Galt

I watch that guy also. Pretty funny stuff and seems he knows what he's doing.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at August 03, 2023 07:00 PM (VMFAF)

94 Dr. Jean Marrazzo looks and sounds like every f*cking yenta I've ever dealt with in public health.

Wear your dirty, soiled mask, citizen.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2023 07:00 PM (RIvkX)

95 72 That Botton twitter vid from Benny Johnson is amazing. Biden tells up straight up what his plans are, on video, and yet, people believe otherwise. He told us he didn't need our votes because the fraud machine he has was the best ever.
He told us that he was going to put Trump in jail and now he's doing it.
He tells us, not a joke, not a lie.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 03, 2023 06:53 PM (MeG8a)


"Copy cat."

- - A. Shickelgruber

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 03, 2023 07:00 PM (x0n13)

96 One year ago a reporter asked Biden what he would do about Trump running for President again:

“We have to demonstrate that he WILL NOT take power — if he does run — by making sure he, under the legitimate efforts of the Constitution, DOES NOT become the next president again.”
___

The one promise this POS keeps?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 03, 2023 07:01 PM (fs1hN)

97 I like Haley Reinhardt

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2023 07:01 PM (MOY79)

98 6
'violated some term in the lease.'

Subletting.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 03, 2023 07:01 PM (roH4R)

99 He was just getting his life together, going to rape dungeon night school...

All jokes aside, horrific. Death penalty this monster, and may they find all his victims and bring their families some peace and Justice.

It reminds me of the movie Room. Brie Larson was actually justified in winning an Oscar for her performance, she did good work there. It's too bad after she won she hasn't acted in anything since. Or used her money to fix her wonky toes.

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2023 07:01 PM (kuSTV)

100 Wear your dirty, soiled mask, citizen.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2023 07:00 PM (RIvkX)

Hang it off one ear. You won't get the cameraman sick. It's fine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:01 PM (9UlRk)

101 Oh yeah, F*ck you, Mike Pence.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 03, 2023 07:02 PM (fs1hN)

102 9 Biden's camp wants Trump in jail for two reasons.

1. It sends a message to anyone opposed to the Deep State that it comes with a high cost.

2. If Trump is the nominee, Biden has an excuse not to debate. The SS won't let Biden enter a prison.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 03, 2023 06:38 PM (oGiDo)


1.a. It is a prerequisite for murdering him in a jail cell and calling it a suicide.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 03, 2023 07:02 PM (DTX3h)

103 Well, we are tanned, rested and well supplied with ammo in rural Texas. Let them try that $hit here.
Posted by: Mister Scott


I am roughly 30 to 45 minutes away from any deputy. If the internet 🛜 is out, I can't call anyway.

Soooooooo....

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2023 07:02 PM (uiWTm)

104 Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 03, 2023 06:56 PM (MFZ8i)

Go fuck yourselves, NBPA.
You AGREED to a contract, and voluntarily work for the pay which you are given. A team can donate to any entity it wishes, and you don't have any fucking claim to their remaining funds. If you don't like it, then donate YOUR funds to whatever godless commie cause or satanic group you worship, and shut you greedy pie hole.
Now go get your fucking shine box, you cvnts.

LOL, rant off.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2023 07:02 PM (ufFY8)

105 Also, the dumb mayor renting to this monster obviously went to the same landlord school as Barney Frank.

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2023 07:03 PM (kuSTV)

106 'like the pressure campaign that was put on the 2016 electors," said Christian Zeigler'

Name names, asshole.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 03, 2023 07:03 PM (roH4R)

107 They found a body tangled up in the Rio Grand barrier. No idea where the person drowned. Let's see how long before they remove the barrier.

Posted by: javems at August 03, 2023 07:03 PM (AmoqO)

108 Saw a couple of idiots wearing N95 masks today in the sub shop. Idiots.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 03, 2023 07:03 PM (fs1hN)

109 "Under the legitimate efforts of the Constitution" is such a Junta-worthy phrase.

It elicits the desire response from the masses, but is entirely devoid of actual content. It's verbal interpretive dance.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:03 PM (9UlRk)

110 97 I like Haley Reinhardt
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2023 07:01 PM (MOY79)

Some good stuff on Post Modern Jukebox.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2023 07:04 PM (Ia/z/)

111 They called him Machine Gun Ronnie, because one night he went to the scene of a sniper with the Chief Of Police and was seen wielding a carbine. Also, it was said he wanted to mount a .50 on the APC, but they wouldn't let him do it.
Posted by: fd


Could have done a water cooled .30 or a SAW.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2023 07:04 PM (uiWTm)

112 That Jack Smith prosecutor has got the crazy googly eyes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2023 07:04 PM (RIvkX)

113 > 105 Also, the dumb mayor renting to this monster obviously went to the same landlord school as Barney Frank.
Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2023 07:03 PM (kuSTV)


No mention of tighty-whities or hammers, though.

Amateur.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at August 03, 2023 07:04 PM (Y6AXb)

114 "Every child in the school failed at the state exam for minimum achievement in math."

'Cause of all the racism inherent in the system. Duh.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2023 07:04 PM (aXxgO)

115 8
'Negasi Zuberi is not from Klamath Falls.'
He's an H1B serial killer

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 03, 2023 07:05 PM (roH4R)

116 Give Sundowner another year an c every position in ghe government will be a woman or a minority

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2023 07:05 PM (MOY79)

117 Negasi Zuberi

They ever admit when and how he entered the US?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 03, 2023 07:05 PM (Rrhb6)

118 With all the news lately, I'm more black pilled than I've ever been.

Posted by: InZona at August 03, 2023 07:06 PM (zpJuc)

119 They ever admit when and how he entered the US?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 03, 2023 07:05 PM (Rrhb6)

Fucked his sister and ran for congress?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:06 PM (9UlRk)

120 Illegal Chinese biolab was subsidized by [Trump's Favorite Governor] Gavin Newsom
https://tinyurl.com/5cm65p3f

Katy Grimes
@KATYSaccitizen
22h
Reedley Chinese COVID Lab Received Tax Credit of $360,000 From Gov. Newsom’s ‘GO-Biz’
CDC conducted found more than 800 chemicals at the site and over 20 infectious agents.
@CaliforniaGlobe
https://t.co/InUuQm0kEJ
Reedley Chinese COVID Lab Received Tax Credit of $360,000 From Gov. Newsom’s ‘GO-Biz’
At the epicenter of current controversy, an illegal California lab run by a Chinese biotech firm, Prestige Biotech, was recently discovered in a warehouse
californiaglobe.com
Aug 3, 2023 · 12:48 AM UTC

Trump on Gavin Newsom: “I used to get along great with him, you know, when I was president. Got along really good. He was always very nice to me. Said the greatest things. He would say things like, ‘He’s doing a great job.’”
“About me. That’s why I could never hit him because he was so nice to me." - https://tinyurl.com/msb28288

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 03, 2023 07:06 PM (MFZ8i)

121 He's an H1B serial killer
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 03, 2023 07:05 PM (roH4R)

Obviously doing the job Americans won't do.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2023 07:06 PM (ufFY8)

122 >>> They found a body tangled up in the Rio Grand barrier. No idea where the person drowned. Let's see how long before they remove the barrier.
Posted by: javems at August 03, 2023 07:03 PM (AmoqO)

I wonder if the family will try to sue the state? But honestly, dozens of people, if not more, must die from the coyotes smuggling them across the border every day. Taking down the barrier will just lead to even more deaths.

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2023 07:06 PM (kuSTV)

123 115 8
'Negasi Zuberi is not from Klamath Falls.'
He's an H1B serial killer
____

Which is why we need massive increases in H1B visas, in the hopes that the killers as a percentage of total H1B visa recipiencts goes down.

Posted by: GOPe at August 03, 2023 07:06 PM (fs1hN)

124 Negasi Zuberi, apparently arrested in Reno, where he lives with his wife and kid(s)?!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2023 07:07 PM (vHIgi)

125 DoEd: Square root of 99 is "racist".

And so is every other answer to the math. In fact, numbers themselves, while not technically racist, possess pretty much every racist tendency.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2023 07:07 PM (aXxgO)

126

The man, 29-year-old Negasi Zuberi of Klamath Falls

--------

He's not from Klamath Falls.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 03, 2023 07:07 PM (4Aqsh)

127 Here's a better view of the kidnapper's stacked cinderblocks:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfatzj3

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 03, 2023 07:08 PM (krqg6)

128 With all the news lately, I'm more black pilled than I've ever been.

Are the black ones rohypnol or mdma?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 03, 2023 07:08 PM (ppBhU)

129 "Someone drowned in that barrier net thing!"

"You see!? I told you it would work!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:08 PM (9UlRk)

130 What do you call an Amish man with his hand shoved down a horses throat? A Mechanic

That's great. Know what I call a moron with his head up a horse's ass?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 03, 2023 07:08 PM (4PZHB)

131 Are the black ones rohypnol or mdma?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 03, 2023 07:08 PM (ppBhU)

Licorice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:08 PM (9UlRk)

132 Groups that organize themselves over social media

And there it is again, folks. Social media is the poison on the planet.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 03, 2023 07:09 PM (CHHv1)

133 >>
https://tinyurl.com/5cm65p3f

Can any of this derail a Newsome presidental run? Or will the MSM drag him over the finish line by his perfectly coiffed helmet hair?

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2023 07:09 PM (kuSTV)

134 With a history of residence in 10 different states since 2016, Zuberi has been associated with violent assaults in at least four states.

"Associated with"? As in arrested and released? Or just named as a suspect?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 03, 2023 07:09 PM (Rrhb6)

135 “LeBron” sounds like another word for shit.

Oh wait.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at August 03, 2023 07:09 PM (Os3Lc)

136 107 They found a body tangled up in the Rio Grand barrier. No idea where the person drowned. Let's see how long before they remove the barrier.
___

Maybe don't try to go through the barrier and go to a port of entry instead? You can probably take a bus there. Just spitballin'

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 03, 2023 07:10 PM (fs1hN)

137 They found a body tangled up in the Rio Grand barrier. No idea where the person drowned. Let's see how long before they remove the barrier.
Posted by: javems at August 03, 2023 07:03 PM (AmoqO)

I wonder if the family will try to sue the state? But honestly, dozens of people, if not more, must die from the coyotes smuggling them across the border every day. Taking down the barrier will just lead to even more deaths.

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2023 07:06 PM


Literally dozens of illegals die every week crossing the border and no one says a word, but they will tie this poor child's death onto abbot and his floating barrier.



Going out on a limb and saying this was a sacrifice by the cartels in an attempt to get the floating razor wire barrier removed because it is slowing down the drug traffic.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 03, 2023 07:10 PM (QNSds)

138 Know what I call a moron with his head up a horse's ass?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 03, 2023 07:08 PM (4PZHB)

Raimondo?
Paul?

(Technically, I don't consider them Morons. Possibly "morons", imbeciles, or idiots.)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2023 07:10 PM (ufFY8)

139 That's great. Know what I call a moron with his head up a horse's ass?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 03, 2023 07:08 PM (4PZHB)

A shitty farrier?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:11 PM (9UlRk)

140 Oh A OC will cry Texas killed a innocent person

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2023 07:11 PM (MOY79)

141 Wasn’t there some federal park ranger some years ago in New Mexico? who kept wimmen in a store it all on his property and dubbed it the toy box?

He had a female friend to help too.

Weirdos.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 03, 2023 07:11 PM (R/m4+)

142 "Rectum? I'm just trying to shoe 'im!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:12 PM (9UlRk)

143 They found a body tangled up in the Rio Grand barrier. No idea where the person drowned. Let's see how long before they remove the barrier.
Posted by: javems at August 03, 2023 07:03 PM (AmoqO)

The barrier is doing exactly what it was intended to do: GUARD THE BORDER, since the US Gov is not doing anything. Don't want to drown, stay on your side of the Border. Sorry but my give shit meter is empty

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2023 07:12 PM (pmmLi)

144 Klamath Falls mayor, eh?

Anyone checking to see if any of the Klamath Falls mayor's DNA is to be found in the rape dungeon? Someone other than people working under the Klamath Falls mayor, that is?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2023 07:12 PM (dGCAG)

145 He films cops in public when they do stops, basically keeping them honest, and if they fuck up, he gets a lot of views.

A frauditor. Clowns, every one of them.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 03, 2023 07:12 PM (Rrhb6)

146 Anyone checking to see if any of the Klamath Falls mayor's DNA is to be found in the rape dungeon? Someone other than people working under the Klamath Falls mayor, that is?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2023 07:12 PM (dGCAG)

Gallons upon gallons of bleach.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:13 PM (9UlRk)

147 No doubt in my mind that Trump knew he lost the election. Breitbart
Bolton, the mind reader.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2023 07:13 PM (NozKL)

148 None of you STEM masters noticed, but those are not cinder blocks. They're not laid up in any bond, and appear to not be mortared. It's surprising the prisoner couldn't just knock them over. It's so lame, it's hard to believe one of you honky ofays didn't do it. Bitches try so hard all day to be nasty ass, and you miss something like that? Stay on the porch. You're not ready to argue in a tavern.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 03, 2023 07:13 PM (4PZHB)

149 Oh, the Klamath Falls mayor is a birthing person. And has a "husband."

So which one of them is MORE likely to have DNA in the rape dungeon?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2023 07:13 PM (dGCAG)

150 Guarantee you, 100-1 odds, this body they found in the buoy net did not die of drowning.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:13 PM (9UlRk)

151 NBC Nightly News just ran a piece on an invasive fruit fly that has snuck into the country, is using up vast resources, and has overwhelmed the native population.
And you can bet not one of the dumb fucks on that show could draw a parallel to any other news events.

Posted by: Wally at August 03, 2023 07:14 PM (VEm33)

152 Oh A OC will cry Texas killed a innocent person
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2023 07:11 PM (MOY79)

I haven't seen that crazy godless idiot commie lately. Has she porked out into a roly-poly mamacita yet, or is there a chance that her as yet unseen tits might still be pleasing to the eye, as long as her mouth is closed?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 03, 2023 07:15 PM (ufFY8)

153
Since this is a Thread of Outrage, a woman being treated for cancer sent a (she thought) private message to her primary care physician of 10 years saying she found the inclusion of “political messaging in a healthcare setting” as “offensive.” Oh dear. It was a transgender pride flag hanging in the clinic. And the message she sent to her physician, it turns out, wasn't private.

Dear Marlene, This letter is to inform you that effective immediately you are discharged from receiving medical care at the Richmond Family Medicine Clinic. This action is being taken because of ongoing disrespectful and hurtful remarks about our LGBTQ community and staff...

She's now looking elsewhere for cancer treatment.

https://tinyurl.com/mt62znj8

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2023 07:15 PM (lCaJd)

154 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 03, 2023 07:13 PM (4PZHB)

What do you know downriver sewer ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 03, 2023 07:15 PM (NtVYv)

155 Do not take the possibility of Gavin lightly.

He is very, very dangerous because he is so dumb and an utter fascist.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2023 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

156 Derail Newsom?
DeSantis is going to debate him for the Democratic nomination.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2023 07:17 PM (NozKL)

157 Dr. Jeanne is planning to bring ISO 9000 to the CDC?

Well, okay, then.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 03, 2023 07:17 PM (2YtOq)

158 Fuck Dork Brandon with the syphilitic cock of stan.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 03, 2023 07:17 PM (0B5ZV)

159 Wasn’t there some federal park ranger some years ago in New Mexico? who kept wimmen in a store it all on his property and dubbed it the toy box?

He had a female friend to help too.

Weirdos.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 03, 2023 07:11 PM (R/m4+)

If I had a dollar for every federal park ranger who had women in a store-it-all container.....

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2023 07:18 PM (dGCAG)

160 "They're not laid up in any bond, and appear to not be mortared. It's surprising the prisoner couldn't just knock them over. "

I saw that. The guy didn't even know how to build a wall or bar a door. I wonder if he glued them together with construction adhesive.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2023 07:18 PM (iayUP)

161 Bitches try so hard all day to be nasty ass, and you miss something like that? Stay on the porch. You're not ready to argue in a tavern.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 03, 2023 07:13 PM (4PZHB)

You really think a handcuffed, drugged woman, probably also chained to something, is gonna just kool-aid man herself through a stack of blocks up to the ceiling? Mortar or not? That's a lot of weight and a lot of friction to overcome.

Mine's a lager if you're going to the bar.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:18 PM (9UlRk)

162 Honduran guy I work with found out this morning that his father back home died overnight. He can go home for the funeral. But, even tho he has lived here for 10 years, he has no paperwork to get back in.
Damn shame, isn't it

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 03, 2023 07:18 PM (Eeb9P)

163 This will now be a children's movie: Disney's Cinderfella.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 03, 2023 07:18 PM (ppBhU)

164
https://tinyurl.com/5cm65p3f

Can any of this derail a Newsome presidental run? Or will the MSM drag him over the finish line by his perfectly coiffed helmet hair?
Posted by: LizLem

============

The starved, neglected condition of the white mice will do more damage to him than the presence of a secret bio-lab with scores of deadly viruses.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2023 07:19 PM (lCaJd)

165 'violated some term in the lease.'

Subletting.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


The original domletting was okay, until he brought a prisoner home?

Posted by: mikeski at August 03, 2023 07:19 PM (DgGvY)

166 I wonder if the family will try to sue the state? But honestly, dozens of people, if not more, must die from the coyotes smuggling them across the border every day. Taking down the barrier will just lead to even more deaths.

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2023 07:06 PM (kuSTV)

That takes way to much sense.

Posted by: javems at August 03, 2023 07:19 PM (AmoqO)

167 112
That Jack Smith prosecutor has got the crazy googly eyes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2023 07:04 PM (RIvkX)
........

All hopped up on goofballs.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2023 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

168 Do not take the possibility of Gavin lightly.

He is very, very dangerous because he is so dumb and an utter fascist.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2023 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

I've heard/seen him speak. He's NOT the dumbest person... not even the second dumbest person running for President in '24.

The same people who elected Fetterstein will be voting in '24.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2023 07:19 PM (dGCAG)

169
Honduran guy I work with found out this morning that his father back home died overnight. He can go home for the funeral. But, even tho he has lived here for 10 years, he has no paperwork to get back in.
Damn shame, isn't it
Posted by: Jamaica NYC

===========

That's the risk you take.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 03, 2023 07:20 PM (lCaJd)

170 A terrible new social problem is identified!

it shouldn't surprise me at this point, but my god, the overwhelming misogyny in social media comments anytime a major platform shows anything to do with women's sports is absolutely revolting. men seem resolutely determined to never acknowledge the legitimacy of women's sports

Zzzzz...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2023 07:20 PM (2tUFv)

171 "Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 03, 2023 07:13 PM (4PZHB)"

You realize, of course, that's mostly drywall and spackle in the picture and the blocks behind the door have mortar- right, dunce?

Go flush yourself.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2023 07:20 PM (M5z+9)

172 Battleship pr0n per request

https://tinyurl.com/e8wmzm8v


USS Washington (BB-56); USS North Carolina (BB-55); USS South Dakota (BB-57); and USS Santa Fe (CL-60) follow USS Ticonderoga (CV-14) into Ulithi anchorage, 12 December 1944.

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2023 07:20 PM (AMIL/)

173 Fox news knew Trump was going to lose is my guess pre announcement of the vote fraud

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2023 07:21 PM (MOY79)

174 Biden's promise that Trump will not become President again echoes his prediction that the Nordstream pipeline will not happen, that he "will stop it."

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at August 03, 2023 07:22 PM (ADvgr)

175 Dear Marlene, This letter is to inform you that effective immediately you are discharged from receiving medical care at the Richmond Family Medicine Clinic. This action is being taken because of ongoing disrespectful and hurtful remarks about our LGBTQ community and staff...

The clinic is owned by Oregon Health Sciences University, which is part of Oregon state government.

State cause of action.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2023 07:22 PM (2tUFv)

176 This letter is to inform you that effective immediately you are discharged from receiving medical care at the Richmond Family Medicine Clinic.


Nice medical clinic you got there...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2023 07:22 PM (e4fEA)

177 A frauditor. Clowns, every one of them.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 03, 2023 07:12 PM (Rrhb6)

Of course they are looking for drama.
If the cops do their job properly, they would go away.
Five cops to arrest a guy for riding a bike at night because he didn't have a light? Really?

I saw one video where West Lafayette cops were following an auditor around town for 20 minutes, with three or four cars, waiting for a county K9 unit to arrive, so they could try to pin a drug charge on him.
They finally pulled him over for "failing to signal more than 200 feet from an intersection", and then performed a FELONY STOP on him ( guns drawn, etc.).

If they can do this shit to someone with a greater than zero following, then you and I are dog shit peons.

So, no. Not all of them are clowns.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2023 07:22 PM (ufFY8)

178 "Try That in a Small Town" is alright. It's no "A Country Boy will Survive" but it's alright. Pissing off the right people and succeeding anyway in spite of our Cultural Overlords objections is a nice plus also. The cover of "Fast Car" isn't bad. Never had heard of Luke Combs. Seems the OUTRAGEY OUTRAGE at that failed spectacularly too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2023 07:23 PM (4eKPg)

179 163 This will now be a children's movie: Disney's Cinderfella.

only if disney buys paramount

Posted by: anachronda at August 03, 2023 07:23 PM (v3pYe)

180 The gal who got the nice letter about her cancer treatment: Run away, fast, from that clinic. All it takes is one activist accident with chemo and, oops! So sorry.

2. Sue that clinic into oblivion.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 03, 2023 07:24 PM (2YtOq)

181 Skip, they knew he was going to lose before the voting started.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2023 07:24 PM (NozKL)

182 Biden's promise that Trump will not become President again echoes his prediction that the Nordstream pipeline will not happen, that he "will stop it."
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate
.......

So Biden is going to do more illegal shit.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2023 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

183 Fox news knew Trump was going to lose is my guess pre announcement of the vote fraud

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2023 07:21 PM


And them announcing that trump had lost before he had actually lost was over the line. Regardless of what they thought, calling it over for trump in Arizona before results were officially in proved to everyone that fox news was in the tank for biden and they knew what was going on in regards to vote fraud.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 03, 2023 07:25 PM (QNSds)

184 168 Do not take the possibility of Gavin lightly.

He is very, very dangerous because he is so dumb and an utter fascist.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2023 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

I've heard/seen him speak. He's NOT the dumbest person... not even the second dumbest person running for President in '24.

The same people who elected Fetterstein will be voting in '24.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2023 07:19 PM (dGCAG)


If every AWFL in the country was beaten and robbed on the streets three times between now and November 2024, each and every one would still crawl over broken chardonnay bottles to vote for Gavin the Handsome.

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2023 07:25 PM (AMIL/)

185 "Try That in a Small Town" is alright. It's no "A Country Boy will Survive" but it's alright. Pissing off the right people and succeeding anyway in spite of our Cultural Overlords objections is a nice plus also. The cover of "Fast Car" isn't bad. Never had heard of Luke Combs. Seems the OUTRAGEY OUTRAGE at that failed spectacularly too.
Posted by: Puddleglum

And Wallen pisses them off the most be cause regardless of their attempt to cancel him he basically lives at the top of the charts with basically no establishment help.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2023 07:25 PM (MGB5H)

186 I think the door is the most hinkey part of that setup, really. My hunch is that A) He wanted the setup to be easy to tear down and relocate and B) he kept his victims chained up to something anyway

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:26 PM (9UlRk)

187 With a history of residence in 10 different states since 2016, Zuberi has been associated with violent assaults in at least four states.

"Associated with"?


It was merely for tax purposes, on the advice of his CPA.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2023 07:26 PM (guGkK)

188 The chairman of the Florida Republican Party, who served as a presidential elector in 2016 and 2020, told RedState the left ran an organized campaign to intimidate him, and other electors pledged to Donald J. Trump to flip their votes--overturning the 2016 election.
"I'm not sure there's anything in history, like the pressure campaign that was put on the 2016 electors," said Christian Zeigler, a leader in the Sarasota GOP and congressional staffer, before he took over the state chairmanship in February.


Where is the Florida AG with indictments?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2023 07:26 PM (aD39U)

189 @gref, ain't that the truth.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 03, 2023 07:26 PM (2YtOq)

190 Was it rape-rape?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2023 07:27 PM (+1K7z)

191 If every AWFL in the country was beaten and robbed on the streets three times between now and November 2024....
Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2023 07:25 PM (AMIL/)

Don't tease me like that!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2023 07:27 PM (dGCAG)

192 It's an illusion of a rape dungeon.

Posted by: Biden Administration at August 03, 2023 07:28 PM (ufFY8)

193 USS Washington (BB-56); USS North Carolina (BB-55); USS South Dakota (BB-57); and USS Santa Fe (CL-60) follow USS Ticonderoga (CV-14) into Ulithi anchorage, 12 December 1944.
Posted by: Gref

It is truly beyond most folks comprehension how many ships were at Ulithi during the war. And the logistical tail to fuel, feed, repair and arm then all. Hell, just keeping track of them was a miracle.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2023 07:28 PM (Nhvp0)

194 If every AWFL in the country was beaten and robbed on the streets three times between now and November 2024....
Posted by: Gref

It moved.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2023 07:28 PM (MGB5H)

195 According to Huff Po, Archers testimony completely exonerates Joe and Hunter. But makes Trump's impeachment for the phone call more solid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2023 07:28 PM (+1K7z)

196 "Every child in the school failed at the state exam for minimum achievement in math."

'Cause of all the racism inherent in the system. Duh.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 03, 2023 07:04 PM (aXxgO)


It's more complicated than that. On one hand you have your subset of feral students who can't be taught anything. On the other hand you have your subset of motivated students who could learn if only the feral students weren't constantly disrupting the classes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2023 07:29 PM (guGkK)

197 If they can do this shit to someone with a greater than zero following, then you and I are dog shit peons.

So, no. Not all of them are clowns.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2023 07:22 PM (ufFY


You know the score, pal. If you're not cop, you're little people.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2023 07:29 PM (aD39U)

198 USS Washington (BB-56); USS North Carolina (BB-55); USS South Dakota (BB-57)
-----------
Under the command of ADM "Ching" Lee.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 03, 2023 07:29 PM (ScR16)

199 And them announcing that trump had lost before he had actually lost was over the line.
Posted by: Mister Scott


Isn't this how professional wrestling was outed as fake?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 03, 2023 07:29 PM (zPWw8)

200 170 A terrible new social problem is identified!

it shouldn't surprise me at this point, but my god, the overwhelming misogyny in social media comments anytime a major platform shows anything to do with women's sports is absolutely revolting. men seem resolutely determined to never acknowledge the legitimacy of women's sports

Zzzzz...
Posted by: The ARC of History!



A Bill Burr response. https://youtu.be/I745Ajeq_B8

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 03, 2023 07:29 PM (4eKPg)

201 No, I'm kidding. I'm generally opposed to beating white women.

Generally.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2023 07:29 PM (dGCAG)

202 160 "They're not laid up in any bond, and appear to not be mortared. It's surprising the prisoner couldn't just knock them over. "

I saw that. The guy didn't even know how to build a wall or bar a door. I wonder if he glued them together with construction adhesive.


to demonstrate the power of flex seal, we built this rape cell!

Posted by: the flex seal guy at August 03, 2023 07:29 PM (v3pYe)

203 Sometimes, when a man loves a woman, but she is indifferent, he can change her mind by taking her somewhere special.

Posted by: Negasi Zuberi's Public Defender - Would you believe it was their cinderblock anniversary? at August 03, 2023 07:29 PM (ppBhU)

204 Lets take our trash, compact and bale it, wrap it in heavy duty plastic, load it on a flatbed, then ship it hundreds of miles to bury in some else's backyard. Makes sense.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2023 07:30 PM (+1K7z)

205 Isn't this how professional wrestling was outed as fake?
Posted by: Stu Podaso

The Montreal screw job is what outed it for a young BruceWayne

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2023 07:30 PM (MGB5H)

206 to demonstrate the power of flex seal, we built this rape cell!
Posted by: the flex seal guy at August 03, 2023 07:29 PM (v3pYe)

Oh, dammit all, did they just hire the fucking slap chop guy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:31 PM (9UlRk)

207 to demonstrate the power of flex seal, we built this rape cell!
Posted by: the flex seal guy at August 03, 2023 07:29 PM (v3pYe)

Dammit, I laughed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2023 07:31 PM (ufFY8)

208 Megan McArdle
@asymmetricinfo
I remain shocked by the durability of the effects of the conservative boycott on Bued Light. WSJ reports that retailers are now reallocating shelf space to other brands, which will help lock in the decline.

-
Dude, they transitioned shelf space to other brands.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 03, 2023 07:31 PM (FVME7)

209 Dude, they transitioned shelf space to other brands.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

*snort*

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2023 07:33 PM (MGB5H)

210 What is shocking about bud light disappearing?

"Stop buying our shit!"

"Ok."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:33 PM (9UlRk)

211 Dude, they transitioned shelf space to other brands.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 03, 2023 07:31 PM (FVME7)

Well, Bud Light did go all in on transitioning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2023 07:33 PM (Ia/z/)

212 Dude, they transitioned shelf space to other brands.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 03, 2023 07:31 PM (FVME7)

We now identify as Yeungling.

Posted by: Former Butt Light store shelves at August 03, 2023 07:34 PM (ufFY8)

213 Bud Light is now a boutique brand catering to guys dress up like preteen girls and Charles Barkley.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2023 07:34 PM (guGkK)

214 “We have to demonstrate that he WILL NOT take power — if he does run —


Interesting how he views the presidency. Taking power.
It's all about power.
Not merely assuming the office as the head of the executive branch of government.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2023 07:34 PM (e4fEA)

215 Not everyone is facile with tools, especially powered ones.

Posted by: Negasi Z. at August 03, 2023 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

216 Interesting how he views the presidency. Taking power.
It's all about power.
Not merely assuming the office as the head of the executive branch of government.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2023 07:34 PM (e4fEA)
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Well, remember ValJar saying that Bamm Bamm would be "ready to rule" when he took office. That's what it is with these people.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 03, 2023 07:35 PM (ScR16)

217 USS Washington (BB-56); USS North Carolina (BB-55); USS South Dakota (BB-57); and USS Santa Fe (CL-60) follow USS Ticonderoga (CV-14) into Ulithi anchorage, 12 December 1944.
Posted by: Gref

It is truly beyond most folks comprehension how many ships were at Ulithi during the war. And the logistical tail to fuel, feed, repair and arm then all. Hell, just keeping track of them was a miracle.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2023 07:28 PM


The sad part to me is that we will never ever be able to do that again, we don't have the will or the resources to come even close to what we did in WWII.


We went from having virtually no Army, Navy or Army Air Corps in 1941 to being the only world power able to project our might to any corner of the globe in less than 24 months.


Japan had 18 aircraft carriers during the entire war and the US finished the war with over 50 Fleet carriers and nearly 100 Escort Carriers.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 03, 2023 07:35 PM (QNSds)

218 “We have to demonstrate that he WILL NOT take power — if he does run —

Interesting how he views the presidency. Taking power.
It's all about power.
Not merely assuming the office as the head of the executive branch of government.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2023 07:34 PM (e4fEA)
........

Sounds like he's trying to start a civil war.

Posted by: wth at August 03, 2023 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

219 Megan McArdle
@asymmetricinfo
I remain shocked by the durability of the effects of the conservative boycott on Bued Light. WSJ reports that retailers are now reallocating shelf space to other brands, which will help lock in the decline.


Well. Megs. Sweetie. You're just not very bright are you?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2023 07:36 PM (e4fEA)

220 It is truly beyond most folks comprehension how many ships were at Ulithi during the war. And the logistical tail to fuel, feed, repair and arm then all. Hell, just keeping track of them was a miracle.

Posted by: Tonypete


And they did it without computers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2023 07:37 PM (uiWTm)

221 >>> Dear Marlene, This letter is to inform you that effective immediately you are discharged from receiving medical care at the Richmond Family Medicine Clinic. This action is being taken because of ongoing disrespectful and hurtful remarks about our LGBTQ community and staff...

It's outrageous. But I also thought it was outrageous when a hospital denied a patient a lifesaving organ donation because the patient refused the vaccine... then asked the grieving widow for his organs as he lay there dying. I almost changed my drivers license to not be an organ donor after hearing that.

The left has infected every once respected institution. It's a scary future.

Posted by: LizLem at August 03, 2023 07:37 PM (kuSTV)

222 Japan had 18 aircraft carriers during the entire war and the US finished the war with over 50 Fleet carriers and nearly 100 Escort Carriers.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 03, 2023 07:35 PM (QNSds)

We're still basically the same people. The only difference is the people who were in mental hospitals back then are the people in charge of everything right now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2023 07:37 PM (9UlRk)

223 Sounds like he's trying to start a civil war.
Posted by: wth



Challenge accepted.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2023 07:38 PM (uiWTm)

224 And they did it without computers.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2023 07:37 PM (uiWTm)
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Well, there were computers, but they were mechanical. Cf. fire control computers on surface warships, the "Is-Was" on subs, the Norden bombsight.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 03, 2023 07:38 PM (ScR16)

225 Bud Light is now a boutique brand catering to guys dress up like preteen girls and Charles Barkley.
Posted by: Cicero


Dammit

Posted by: Charles Barkley Cosplayer at August 03, 2023 07:39 PM (zPWw8)

226 And they did it without computers.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2023 07:37 PM


That's not quite true. Things like ballistic computations were done by people using pretty sophisticated 'adding machines'.

The job title for those people was "Computer".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 03, 2023 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)

227 I almost changed my drivers license to not be an organ donor after hearing that.


It would be comforting to know that when you die that your boobs may be used to improve the life of some needy transsexual.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2023 07:39 PM (guGkK)

228 Sales of Bud Rite are still strong in China. Made up for the loss here.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2023 07:39 PM (+1K7z)

229 @219: "Well. Megs. Sweetie. You're just not very bright are you?"

Never forget! She was part of the murderers' row of bloggers at The Atlantic once upon a time. Back when Andrew Sullivan was strangely fixated on Sarah Palin's uterus.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 03, 2023 07:40 PM (k1Qly)

230 And they did it without computers.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2023 07:37 PM (uiWTm)


Hmmmm...might be on to something.
I'm going to compute a ship design here with the latest version of CAM....as soon as I finish this game of AstroSmash.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2023 07:40 PM (e4fEA)

231 228 Sales of Bud Rite are still strong in China. Made up for the loss here.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2023 07:39 PM (+1K7z)

*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2023 07:40 PM (Ia/z/)

232 >>> Not to be indelicate: But it's a rape dungeon. A rape and murder dungeon.

Not to be indelicate: The rape rooms in back in SEERS school had hose bibs,, saw horses, and floor drain. Oh, and suicide proofing features.

That is a real rape dungeon.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 03, 2023 07:40 PM (ga8qR)

233 Sales of Bud Rite are still strong in China. Made up for the loss here.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

If it's not bud rite it's bud wong.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2023 07:40 PM (MGB5H)

234 I've heard/seen him speak. He's NOT the dumbest person... not even the second dumbest person running for President in '24.
..;
Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2023 07:19 PM (dGCAG)
===
I don't mean to level jump but he and I have conversed several times. He may not be the dumbest candidate but then, he is not a candidate. Still really dumb.

Who do you think is the dumbest candidate, aside from FJB?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2023 07:41 PM (RIvkX)

235 In particular, Greenwald brought up Wikipedia's entry for the topic Biden-Ukraine conspiracy theory, and pointed out that "there is a mountain of evidence showing that Hunter Biden was paid $80,000 a month by Burisma executives." It is an established fact that Burisma executives were "getting a lot in value in the way of access to Joe Biden, the most important US official on Ukraine," Greenwald said. "And yet, according to the Wikipedia article, this evidence doesn’t exist, it’s just a complete conspiracy theory."

"Remember, this is supposed to be an ideology-free, neutral encyclopedia”, Greenwald then quipped sarcastically.

Posted by: SMOD at August 03, 2023 07:41 PM (RovqD)

236 I almost changed my drivers license to not be an organ donor after hearing that.

***

I have changed mine.
I don't trust them at all. At. All.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2023 07:41 PM (vHIgi)

237 Does a carrier get built in less than a decade now?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2023 07:41 PM (+1K7z)

238 Bud Light is still #1 among people who have a penis but try to look like Audrey Hepburn.

Posted by: Wally at August 03, 2023 07:41 PM (VEm33)

239 I almost changed my drivers license to not be an organ donor after hearing that.

In a high trust society, I'd be an organ donor. But can I really trust complete strangers with adverse financial incentives not to part me out if it suits them to do so?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 03, 2023 07:41 PM (ppBhU)

240 Maybe Asa? I don't know him nearly as well, to say.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2023 07:42 PM (RIvkX)

241 Cafe is nood

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2023 07:42 PM (+1K7z)

242 237 Does a carrier get built in less than a decade now?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2023 07:41 PM (+1K7z)

Are they really 'built'?
What was the one with the launch system that did not work? Ford?

To say nothing of all the cruisers they keep decommissioning because evidently they suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 03, 2023 07:42 PM (Ia/z/)

243 Bud Light is still #1 among people who have a penis but try to look like Audrey Hepburn.

Even this isn't true. Her balls are in an uproar due to Bud Light's failure to support her when the shit hit the fan.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 03, 2023 07:43 PM (ppBhU)

244 I'll tell y'all what I think.
Now that Congress has instigated hearings on UAP's (late UFO's) my interest and mild belief in them has dissolved.

Posted by: MkY at August 03, 2023 07:44 PM (cPGH3)

245 237 Does a carrier get built in less than a decade now?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2023 07:41 PM (+1K7z)


Not if Newport News Shipyard and its union employees have a say in it.

Posted by: Gref at August 03, 2023 07:44 PM (AMIL/)

246 Even this isn't true. Her balls are in an uproar due to Bud Light's failure to support her when the shit hit the fan.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Ya they are getting it from both sides. Coincidently Dylan's favorite way to get it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2023 07:44 PM (MGB5H)

247 to demonstrate the power of flex seal, we built this rape cell!

Posted by: the flex seal guy at August 03, 2023 07:29 PM (v3pYe)

----------

Where were you when the OceanGate Titan submersible needed you?

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 03, 2023 07:45 PM (rWYlb)

248 156 Derail Newsom?
DeSantis is going to debate him for the Democratic nomination.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2023 07:17 PM (NozKL)
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Newsom and DeSantis are going to debate on Hannity. Hannity already "debated" Newsom and gave him an one hour presidential campaign informercial.
This is Hannity's idea and Hannity doesn't do anything without Trump's approval.

https://tinyurl.com/52z8vpn2
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) on Wednesday said he’s ready to debate California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D).
“Absolutely. I’m game, let’s get it done. Just tell me when and where,” DeSantis told Fox News host Sean Hannity, who would serve as moderator for the potential debate.

“You would do a two-hour debate with Ron DeSantis?” Hannity asked him in the 06/12/23 interview.
“Make it three,” Newsom responded. “I would do it one day’s notice with no notes. I look forward to that.”

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 03, 2023 07:45 PM (MFZ8i)

249 @239: "... not to part me out if it suits them to do so?"

Sounds like a Netflix murder mystery show waiting to happen. Culprit being some Nightcrawler like IT tech guy with access to a national kidney donor registry.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 03, 2023 07:45 PM (k1Qly)

250 Hey Marrazzo
A mask dangley from you ear is not a fashion statement.
Idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2023 07:46 PM (e4fEA)

251 Even this isn't true. Her balls are in an uproar due to Bud Light's failure to support her when the shit hit the fan.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Ya they are getting it from both sides. Coincidently Dylan's favorite way to get it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2023 07:44 PM (MGB5H)

---------

Out: Lucky Pierre.
In: Tucky Pierre.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 03, 2023 07:47 PM (rWYlb)

252 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 03, 2023 07:35 PM (QNSds)

I don’t know . If the military was anything like what was portrayed in the movie From Here to Eternity we started with much worse than we have now. Also it wasn’t everybody on board back then either. We had to deal with Luciano to make sure the docks ran . And they weren’t the only unions potentially causing trouble. I think we still have the potential to tool up if necessary.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2023 07:48 PM (MNhXM)

253 I had a meltdown last night. Thank God for my best friend/SIL for coming over,
My elder son died in 2019 from fentanyl-laced heroin. Oh, he had issues and made destructive choices, but he never meant to die. I found him in his bedroom; no parent should have to deal with that. How do parents of suicides endure?

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 03, 2023 07:49 PM (goJt/)

254 “You would do a two-hour debate with Ron DeSantis?” Hannity asked him in the 06/12/23 interview.
“Make it three,” Newsom responded. “I would do it one day’s notice with no notes. I look forward to that.”
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 03, 2023 07:45 PM (MFZ8i)
===
*presses palms together*
Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2023 07:49 PM (RIvkX)

255 Anyone sporting Sally Jesse Raphael blue glasses in 2023 is a fruitcake. It's science.

Posted by: red speck at August 03, 2023 07:49 PM (0Id0S)

256 That black guy is appropriating white guy crime. And he’s also confusing all the FBI profilers.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2023 07:50 PM (MNhXM)

257 One year ago a reporter asked Biden what he would do about Trump running for President again:

“We have to demonstrate that he WILL NOT take power — if he does run — by making sure he, under the legitimate efforts of the Constitution, DOES NOT become the next president again.”
___

The one promise this POS keeps?
Posted by: Chuck Martel

I recall one about the biggest vote fraud organization, evah!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 03, 2023 07:50 PM (ga8qR)

258 My elder son died in 2019 from fentanyl-laced heroin. Oh, he had issues and made destructive choices, but he never meant to die. I found him in his bedroom; no parent should have to deal with that. How do parents of suicides endure?
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 03, 2023 07:49 PM (goJt/)
===
May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2023 07:50 PM (RIvkX)

259 "Anyone sporting Sally Jesse Raphael blue glasses in 2023 is a fruitcake. It's science.
Posted by: red speck"

Red flag. Like stripes on a hornet.

Posted by: fd at August 03, 2023 07:55 PM (iayUP)

260 My elder son died in 2019 from fentanyl-laced heroin. Oh, he had issues and made destructive choices, but he never meant to die. I found him in his bedroom; no parent should have to deal with that. How do parents of suicides endure?
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 03, 2023 07:49 PM (goJt/)

I'm so sorry, gotc. I'm dealing with a child with suicidal ideation, and thankfully he doesn't have access to drugs, but it's touch and go every day. My heart goes out to you for the pain you endured during your son's life, and now, after he has passed. I pray you find comfort and understanding in the midst of the pain. Hugs and much love to you.

Posted by: Moki at August 03, 2023 07:56 PM (JrN/x)

261 My elder son died in 2019 from fentanyl-laced heroin. Oh, he had issues and made destructive choices, but he never meant to die. I found him in his bedroom; no parent should have to deal with that. How do parents of suicides endure?

I know two families where one of their kids killed themselves. One a year before my son died, one a year after. Both families are strong Christian ones, both kids had different "reasons" for what they did. They go on the best they can, as do I.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 03, 2023 08:05 PM (Bd6X8)

262 My dear Horde friends, thank you for your kind sympathy, and I am so sorry that you have had similar losses in your life. I have that peace that passes understanding with my faith.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 03, 2023 08:46 PM (goJt/)

263 15 > Negasi Zuberi

Amish, right?

> With a history of residence in 10 different states since 2016, Zuberi has been associated with violent assaults in at least four states.

Damn, he must have a really good buggy and a fine team of horses.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2023 06:40 PM (Y6AXb)

Best of the week candidate right here.....

Posted by: Fastly Strokewater - just using a kickboard at August 03, 2023 08:48 PM (gWAUD)

264 Is dungeon room guy really a “Klamath falls man”?

10 different states in 10 years?

Just WTF is this gentleman’s profession, I mean when he isn’t busy kidnapping and raping?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 03, 2023 09:22 PM (Zd5pA)

265 1) What does Murder Dungeon guy do for a living?...

2) How the everlovin FRACK does he move 12 times in 10 years and someone will still rent him a house with a garage???

We have done the rental thing recently, and they needed blood samples, an anal probe, $100 for every application ("background check fee"), a deposit worth one month of the rent, that we will definitely never see again, 2 years of clean rental history, credit over 650, five references, and my firstborn child as a hostage.

Next time I'm just gonna write SERIAL KILLER in the "occupation" blank, and leave it at that. Seems to be the winning strategy.

Posted by: PlainJane at August 03, 2023 09:23 PM (Exeoe)

266 interstate kidnapping, which carries a maximum sentence of life in prison

It should carry the death penalty. All kidnapping should, IMO, but especially aggravated or across state lines. (You know that it's considered a violent felony and can therefore be stopped with deadly force. So, why can't the jury apply that?)

Posted by: GWB at August 03, 2023 09:24 PM (XfCzJ)

267 Indiana Jones and the Cinderblock Rape Room

Posted by: Waiting for the bus at August 03, 2023 09:44 PM (nus8e)

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at August 04, 2023 01:48 AM (QIUZ/)

269 Seriously - what is the purpose of a life sentence? Convicted and sentenced by a jury of peers, the peers have concluded the guy cannot be rehabilitated. So paying $50-$75K per year for the rest of his life, when his peers have decided he can NEVER AGAIN be released? Just execute him, already. And don't be all "it costs more to execute him;" that's OUR choice. Put a $0.50 bullet in his head as he exits the courtroom, saving millions over the next several decades for each and every one of these thugs. THEN and ONLY THEN will capital punishment serve as the deterrent it is meant to be: BY USING IT.

Posted by: Alexander Scipio at August 04, 2023 02:00 PM (NX5U7)

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