There's a Reason All of DC and The Regime Is So Defensive About Joe Biden: <i>They're All on Ukraine's and China's and Russia's Payroll</i>

There's a Reason All of DC and The Regime Is So Defensive About Joe Biden: They're All on Ukraine's and China's and Russia's Payroll

Some thoughts on The Regime which must be dislodged from power and installed comfortably in prison.

John Hayward
@Doc_0
The Hunter Biden saga illuminates the Biden family's rapacious corruption, and even worse, the corruption of federal agencies to protect them. Also, it's further evidence that we must shatter the elite bubble and force them to live in the America they made for the rest of us.
Of COURSE the corruption angle is huge, arguably the story of the century in American politics. Socialists claim they can create an all-knowing mega-government run by honest, selfless geniuses - but what they always deliver is a corrupt sewer state run by greedy mediocrities.
There are no big, honest governments, and every one of the many, many embarrassing tales of mega-corruption must be spotlighted to keep proving it, over and over again. The most important goal of civic reform today is shattering the pernicious illusion of Honest Big Government.
Hunter Biden is an absolutely perfect example of what socialism actually delivers: a privileged elite of boundless greed and degenerate morality, milking cash out of the trillion-dollar state by peddling influence and selling protection, insulated from all legal consequences.
Of COURSE that corruption slid easily into outright fascism over the past generation. It was only a matter of time before the mega-State began using its corporate Little Partners to skirt the Constitution and exert compulsive force against the people.
Big Biz had long been a paying customer for political corruption. Under fascism, Big Biz becomes a junior partner instead of just a customer. It gets drafted into the ruling Party's political crusades. Hunter's brand of influence peddling and racketeering always ends that way.
And Hunter is the poster boy for elite privilege, giddily committing countless crimes that would put any middle or lower-class American behind bars. The entire machinery of the Justice Department has been perverted to protect him. His plea deal should touch off a revolution.
One of the crimes our politicized "justice" system is trying to give Hunter a perpetual free pass for is a gun crime - the subject of countless rants by his senile father, who fantasizes in public about murdering Americans with military weapons if they resist his demands.
Joe can't control himself when he starts blubbering about sending F-16s to bomb your family if you refuse to give up your guns - but Hunter gets to violate every gun law he pleases, and federal agencies conspire to HELP HIM GET AWAY WITH IT.
Likewise with tax law, where Huntie gets to skate on multi-million dollar tax cheating, but you Little People will be hunted down by armies of new IRS agents for penny-ante mistakes - and that same IRS just keeps leaking confidential data on the ruling Party's political enemies.
Hunter is a grotesque, almost cartoonish, but very real example of how the ruling Party elite are completely insulated from the world they're forcing on the rest of us. This isn't just outrageous - it's DANGEROUS. It's ruining lives and killing people, and it will get worse.
Today the Party's extremists are talking about shutting down agriculture in the name of global warming. They'll kill countless people and destroy the American way of life without a second thought, because they know THEY will eat well, and they won't be eating bugs.
They've already unleashed killer crime waves on YOU, because they know THEY have armed protection and privileged homes. They wrecked the economy with foolish policies because they know THEY will be taken care of. This process is accelerating, and Hunter is a major milestone.
We urgently need to shatter elite privilege, force them to live in the same world as we do, and make them understand that not even the silver-spoon sons of corrupt political dynasties get to live above the law anymore. Nothing less will make the elite receptive to reform. /end

Don Surber: The Biden Crime Family is... all of Washington, DC.

There is no way Joe will be impeached or Hunter will do any jail time because if they go down, all of Washington will go with them. Washington protects its own because they fear if one goes to jail, he will bring them all down.
Hillary said she would bring DC down with her. Guess what? She never was indicted even though she forwarded state secrets via email to foreign donors to her fake charity when she was secretary of state. Jim Comey, then FBI director, even admitted publicly that he had the evidence but would not recommend prosecution.
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Comey made it clear that the fix was in by warning others not to try the same thing. He said, "To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now."
His FBI spied on political opponents to please Barack Hussein Obama.
When this became public knowledge, do you know what a Republican-controlled House and a Republican Senate did?
Nothing. They did nothing. No prosecutions were recommended. Paul Ryan likely laughed. He hates President Donald Trump with a passion because Trump is an existential threat to the Banana Republicans and their allies in the Democrat Party. Life is good in Washington. Everyone goes along to get along, and the pay is great.
Ryan entered the House a pauper. As he began his final term in 2017, his net worth was $7,307,041.
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Which brings us to Biden who has been a fixture in DC for the past half-century. Everyone in DC knows he's an idiot, knows he's a fabulist, and knows he's a crook. I say that under the Surber Stipulation that if I can see it all the way here in Poca, West Virginia, the people in DC see it and more.
I suspect that the 10% for the Big Guy that his children surrendered from their loot did not mean Biden but rather his boss, Obama. And I suspect that Obama spread the wealth around. If Red China and Corporate America can buy off politicians, why not the president of the United States?
Obama didn't wrest the nomination in 2008 from Hillary because he was "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean," as Joe Biden put it. No, no, no. Obama had Chicago money and the Cook County Democrat machine behind him.
In 2016, the money and the machine helped Hillary swipe the nomination from Bernie Sanders. And that same money and machine bought off Sanders and the rest of the pack to pave the way for Biden in 2020.
I am convinced that Ukraine is Chinese for money laundering. How else can you explain why a weird province of Russia (come on, Kyiv was once the capital of Russia) attracts so many American political consultants after our presidential elections end?
Politico reported a year after the 2008 election, "Obama consultants land abroad."
The story began, "In Kiev and Kharkiv and other cities in Ukraine, American political consultants who worked against one another in Iowa and New Hampshire and then in the general election are facing off again in a somewhat surreal Eastern European replay of the 2008 campaign.
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Land abroad? They should land in jail.
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Hunter's criminal case offers a small hope that Biden won't get away with it this time. Maybe Judge Maryellen Noreika will stick to her guns and not allow the Biden administration to give Hunter Biden a parking ticket instead of indicting him with 37 counts of accepting bribes, money laundering, tax evasion, and felonious ownership of a gun.
Elizabeth Stauffer wrote, "Biden never dreamed he would have to answer to the American people for any of his actions and that made him sloppy. He and his wayward son left behind a substantial trail of evidence. And the DOJ has been complicit in covering it up. That's called obstruction."

Shane Harris writes that DC's corruption will never be fully reported, because The Regime, of course, will not permit it.

Conservatives looking to expose the full extent of the Biden family's corruption have a problem: the scandal might be too big to break.
Typically, there are three main entities involved in taking down a politician over a corruption scandal. First, there is the media, which broadcasts the details of the scandal, eroding public support. Second, there is law enforcement, which investigates and, if necessary, presses criminal charges. Third, there is the party establishment, which ultimately abandons the politician as a matter of self-preservation, signaling that it's "game over."
But what happens when a scandal is so big that the people responsible for breaking it are implicated in it as well?
That is the situation which now faces the mainstream media, the federal intelligence bureaucracy, and the Democrat Party. For years, they have all parroted Biden's lies and created an echo chamber of denial about wrongdoing by the president and his family. Now, with it all beginning to crumple around them, they're seeing that the downfall of the president spells the end of their own reputations and careers as well.
Motivated by self-preservation and in a desperate effort to sustain Biden politically, then, they are doubling down on their complicity in Biden's wrongdoing by continuing to try to cover it up. As House Republicans investigating the matter have released one bombshell report after another, the liberal media have simply refused to report it, while top intelligence officials have denied any responsibility and Democrat leaders have claimed the whole thing is a farce.
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All of this has the makings of the biggest scandal in U.S. political history. Yet as AMAC Newsline reported last week, less than half of Americans even know about it. The story is virtually absent from the pages of The Washington Post and The New York Times, while outlets like CNN and MSNBC are engaged in a coordinated reporting blackout.
Although partisan loyalty to Biden likely has something to do with the silence campaign, the mainstream media also undoubtedly understands that they have played a primary role in suppressing this scandal from the start.
Ahead of the 2020 election, they engaged in a relentless effort to discredit the New York Post's bombshell story about the infamous laptop that provided clear evidence of the Biden family's corruption...
Now, the media is desperately trying to distract from the mounting evidence against the Biden family by insisting the whole story is just about a father caring for his drug-addicted son. They know that as soon as the scandal becomes real, they will lose what little credibility they have left.
The media's chief collaborator in discrediting the case against the Bidens was the intelligence bureaucracy and federal law enforcement officials. IRS whistleblower testimony in June revealed that the FBI had verified the contents of the Hunter Biden laptop in 2019 -- meaning that the nation's top cops knew the story was legitimate during the 2020 election cycle, but allowed the media to discredit it anyway.
Senate Republicans have also alleged that the FBI has throughout Biden's presidency refused to turn over evidence of the First Family's corruption, including by redacting documents showing a $5 million payout to the president from a Burisma executive.
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With so many powerful institutions now implicated in the charges against the Bidens, it's perhaps no surprise that the president has escaped almost all accountability despite a wealth of evidence against him.

Jonathan Turley: "I think this is shaping up to be one of the greatest corruption scandals in Washington history, and that is saying a lot."

Law Professor Jonathan Turley is STUNNED by the Biden family influence peddling scheme following the Devon Archer testimony:

"What we now know, quite frankly, is that the President has been lying...I think this is shaping up to be one of the greatest corruption scandals in the� pic.twitter.com/Jgx922p4oF
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) July 31, 2023

Every time there is major news about the Biden Crime Family, the Biden-appointed prosecutor investigating his most likely political opponent announces fresh indictments against Trump.

Posted by: Ace at 04:32 PM

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Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 04:33 PM (DRSnL)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

3 I had JUST REFRESHED and this wasn't there.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Hola

Posted by: Rick Derringer at August 02, 2023 04:33 PM (sNtYB)

5 Jonathan Turley: "I think this is shaping up to be one of the greatest corruption scandals in Washington history, and that is saying a lot."

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The corruption is the system.

We've had trolls use that as a defense, mind you.

"Trump should have known that everyone was corrupt. It's good that he's being prosecuted for upsetting that applecart."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:34 PM (LvTSG)

6 Sponge, to continue the train from the last thread:

Stacey Dash

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:35 PM (KbCG3)

7 And this is in a nutshell why we can't win this politically. It has to either collapse under its own weight or be torn down by force. The corruption has spread too far for swamp-draining and the like.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 02, 2023 04:35 PM (ppBhU)

8 alert the media

ace spot on

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:35 PM (us2H3)

9 The swamp creatures in DC are bigger pigs than Lizzo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 04:35 PM (eqKLj)

10 I had JUST REFRESHED and this wasn't there.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Calm down, you're still FIRST!!!, aren't you?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 04:35 PM (DRSnL)

11 Obama as "The Big Guy."

Can't say I'm surprised.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 02, 2023 04:36 PM (/iWhV)

12 And this is in a nutshell why we can't win this politically. It has to either collapse under its own weight or be torn down by force. The corruption has spread too far for swamp-draining and the like.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 02, 2023 04:35 PM (ppBhU)

Exactly.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 04:36 PM (DRSnL)

13 > Everyone in DC knows he's an idiot, knows he's a fabulist, and knows he's a crook.

As I like to put it, Joe was stupid even BEFORE he went senile.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:36 PM (Y6AXb)

14 >>>Some thoughts on The Regime which must be dislodged from power and installed comfortably in prison.

"Comfortably"? You weak-kneed RINO.

(j/k)

Posted by: Dr. T at August 02, 2023 04:36 PM (jGGMD)

15

Jail Joey.

Posted by: Auspex at August 02, 2023 04:36 PM (j4U/Z)

16 Jonathan Turley: "I think this is shaping up to be one of the greatest corruption scandals in Washington history, and that is saying a lot."

In the interest of comity and reconciliation, we should all just forgive and forget. Let us move on from here and put the bad behind us. Look forward! - Democrat Party

We agree! - The GOPe (except for Trump, we hate him)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 04:36 PM (Angsy)

17 HQ Sponge -- for when you want that refreshed feeling!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 04:37 PM (krqg6)

18 Speaking of the next grift, a major war is probably about to break out in West Africa.

Did you know that we have 1,000 troops in Niger, plus a big airbase?

You will.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2023 04:37 PM (2tUFv)

19 God, SMOD, or God brought SMOD.

Time to start over. Man has f*cked this up beyond repair.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Sponge, to continue the train from the last thread:

Stacey Dash
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:35 PM

MMMM Add a Dash and a handful of Berry....

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (eqKLj)

21 Watch either of Oliver Stone's documentaries on Ukraine.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (KbCG3)

22 Everyone in DC knows he's an idiot, knows he's a fabulist, and knows he's a crook.

You left out pervert.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (aCNZ6)

23 We need to send our garbage elite to live in Youngstown

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (flINI)

24 If we had REAL journalists this expose would have occurred Biden's first term. The "Ukraine War" is Putin attempting to grab the corrupt cash Biden, McConnell, Pelosi, Obama, et al have buried there in energy firms. Hence the bi-partisan hysteria to ship billions more over to protect those "investments". Putin's corrupt but honest about it.

Posted by: Son of Dad at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (8JB5s)

25 No idea what the topic is

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (hsx6c)

26 It's a BIG Club,
And Trump's not in it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (ga8qR)

27 I'm really looking forward to the Intrepid DU report where the DU denizens discover that they are tools of an establishment that's raiding the treasury and using trannies as a shield.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

28 25 No idea what the topic is
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (hsx6c)

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It'll be movies in a few minutes.

Probably.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

29 Nothing stuns me anymore. You could tell me they are roasting babies in the White House basement and I would not be surprised.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 04:40 PM (hTSHN)

30 You left out pervert.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (aCNZ6)

Now proven by Ashley. All Rs should immediately refer to Biden as a proven pervert when talking about him. But they won't because too many of the Rs are perverts too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 04:40 PM (Angsy)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 02, 2023 04:40 PM (PiwSw)

32 No idea what the topic is
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM

In short. We're screwed because DC is all corrupt and they cannot call eachother out or prosecute because it would end their graft. All of them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 04:40 PM (eqKLj)

33 >>> It's a BIG Club,
And Trump's not in it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM

Neither are we. We just pay for it.

Posted by: huerfano at August 02, 2023 04:40 PM (7zEAH)

34 It's Jeopardy

What Hillary meant when she said,
"We'll all hang"
(literally ?)

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 04:40 PM (ga8qR)

35 Trudeau's wife catches Justin with another cock in his ass

after she warned him to stop getting fucked in the ass

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:40 PM (us2H3)

36 There is no way Joe will be impeached or Hunter will do any jail time because if they go down, all of Washington will go with them.

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2023 04:40 PM (ptElO)

37 22 Everyone in DC knows he's an idiot, knows he's a fabulist, and knows he's a crook.

You left out pervert.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (aCNZ6)

Theory:

Idiots, fabulists, crooks and perverts cannot identify their kind.

Thus explaining the collective behavior of our ruling class.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:40 PM (KbCG3)

38 Something tells me McCain, Cheney, and co. opened the door to this river of evil.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 04:41 PM (IG4Id)

39 I pray these people are made to feel unsafe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2023 04:41 PM (ufFY8)

40 Jonathan Turley: "I think this is shaping up to be one of the greatest corruption scandals in Washington history, and that is saying a lot."
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No, it won't.

I mean, in reality, sure. But in terms of practical consequences, no. "Scandals" have consequences of some kind. It sort of goes with the package. But that will not be the case here. In part, this is *because* of the scale, not in spite of it.

When everyone is guilty of taking foreign payoffs, nobody will cast the first stone. There is not an honest man in Washington. They are all on the take. They're all in the club. They will go to bat for each-other. No matter what. They have a closed system where they all do these things, and so are safe to operate as they see fit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 04:41 PM (t0OGg)

41 Would a reporter get fired for showing curiosity about the evidence for Biden corruption?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 02, 2023 04:41 PM (aCNZ6)

42 Megyn Kelly has done an amazing turn but, the, and I mean this, rhetorical question of “hey every time bad Biden news comes out Trump gets indicted is there a connection?” Is just lol

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 02, 2023 04:42 PM (hsx6c)

43 So to wrap up: the uniparty is too big to fail.

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 02, 2023 04:42 PM (0uQp2)

44 Yes, Senate Republicans allege and accuse. But they never do anything about it.

Posted by: Montec at August 02, 2023 04:42 PM (VbhPQ)

45 Ryan entered the House a pauper. As he began his final term in 2017, his net worth was $7,307,041.

Eyepatch McCain is one of the best stock market players in Congress in a VERY short time......Ranked 5th in 2021.

https://is.gd/CoaHJm

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

46 40 I mean, in reality, sure. But in terms of practical consequences, no. "Scandals" have consequences of some kind. It sort of goes with the package. But that will not be the case here. In part, this is *because* of the scale, not in spite of it.

When everyone is guilty of taking foreign payoffs, nobody will cast the first stone. There is not an honest man in Washington. They are all on the take. They're all in the club. They will go to bat for each-other. No matter what. They have a closed system where they all do these things, and so are safe to operate as they see fit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 04:41 PM (t0OGg)

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Something has to break the dam between the people and the revolutionary spirit that the government is actively tamping down.

Will it be this? I don't know. It's not like it's the prosecution of one random, country priest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

47 Turley is kind of a Johnny come lately simped up fucking retard

Mister oh the DOJ has a sssstrong case against Trump on the classified documents at Mar A Lago

Fuck off idiot

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 02, 2023 04:42 PM (VTu1l)

48 So how can I get in on the corruption?

I mean, it's not going to go away anytime soon.

Posted by: Blanco at August 02, 2023 04:43 PM (F0+HC)

49 Yep.

They are all equally filthy with corruption.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2023 04:43 PM (5D0zJ)

50 SSDD.

Next?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at August 02, 2023 04:43 PM (SRRAx)

51 It's a BIG Club,
And Trump's not in it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (ga8qR)

Which is why they are intent on destroying him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 04:43 PM (DRSnL)

52 48 So how can I get in on the corruption?

I mean, it's not going to go away anytime soon.
Posted by: Blanco at August 02, 2023 04:43 PM (F0+HC)

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Go to Yale as an undergrad? Buy all the cool kids some weed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

53 Sade Badewinwa, WABC NY talking head

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 02, 2023 04:43 PM (Eeb9P)

54 We urgently need to shatter elite privilege, force them to live in the same world as we do, and make them understand that not even the silver-spoon sons of corrupt political dynasties get to live above the law anymore. Nothing less will make the elite receptive to reform. /end
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The elite aren't interested in having their privilege shattered, so they won't be doing it. And there is no peaceful means of replacing the elite, and so they will remain in place.

They're openly looting now. There is no way to pull back from the precipice, and no way to reform. There is no choice but to continue and they know it, which is why they're accelerating. Steal everything that isn't nailed down (and as much as you can of what *is* nailed down) and hope that you can find your own personal "soft landing" when this sucker augers in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 04:43 PM (t0OGg)

55 Megan Kelly needs to eat. She looks anorexic.

Working out is fine, but shit, looking like a sapling isn't all that attractive.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

56 38 Something tells me McCain, Cheney, and co. opened the door to this river of evil.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 04:41 PM (IG4Id)

they and the Bushes listen to the liberal interventionists

and now the LI tip of the spear, Tori Nuland, has been promoted to deputy SOS

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:44 PM (us2H3)

57 The Regime which must be dislodged from power and installed comfortably in prison.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 02, 2023 04:44 PM (IiIg9)

58 >>Megyn Kelly has done an amazing turn

Call me when she starts grinding on something.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2023 04:44 PM (5D0zJ)

59 Megan Kelly needs to eat. She looks anorexic.

Working out is fine, but shit, looking like a sapling isn't all that attractive.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:43 PM

Yep, she needs a sammich, she should make herself one after making mine.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 04:44 PM (eqKLj)

60 That was always the beast behind the Biden's-- they were and are not covering for the Biden's: They are covering for themselves too.

Every single Democrat elected official, judge and government worker within 100 miles of DC is taking bribes, kickbacks and favors.

Not a one is honest.

The one and only crime they will not permit is anyone daring to point it out.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2023 04:44 PM (kqRg2)

61 Trudeau's wife catches Justin with another cock in his ass

**********

Separating due to irreconcilable pussiness

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 02, 2023 04:45 PM (VTu1l)

62 I am convinced that Ukraine is Chinese for money laundering. How else can you explain why a weird province of Russia (come on, Kyiv was once the capital of Russia) attracts so many American political consultants after our presidential elections end?
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For the same reason that Willie Sutton knocked over banks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 04:45 PM (t0OGg)

63 55 Megan Kelly needs to eat. She looks anorexic.

Working out is fine, but shit, looking like a sapling isn't all that attractive.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm currently working her up a meal atm

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:45 PM (us2H3)

64 McCain was caught red fucking handed, back in the 90s.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2023 04:45 PM (5D0zJ)

65 Trudeau's wife catches Justin with another cock in his ass

after she warned him to stop getting fucked in the ass

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:40 PM (us2H3)

Rumor has it, she grew tired of him coming home with "cockbreath" after a "night with the fellas."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

66 But what happens when a scandal is so big that the people responsible for breaking it are implicated in it as well?
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They pass bigger budgets for the security complex while increasing their own looting while they still can.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 04:45 PM (t0OGg)

67 Here's a trailer for the (fake) Netflix series POP CORN about Joe Biden and his search for Corn Pop. This needs to be an actual thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKPJ_Jk9C4w

Posted by: Ian S. at August 02, 2023 04:46 PM (ZGrMX)

68 When I play NukeMap, DC is a favorite.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2023 04:46 PM (e4fEA)

69 I'm currently working her up a meal atm

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:45 PM (us2H3)

Back off, this is MY turf!

Posted by: The Automat at August 02, 2023 04:46 PM (Angsy)

70 looking like a sapling isn't all that attractive.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Hoom hoom, I love to sniff sapling leaves.

Posted by: Joebident at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM (iG1Nf)

71 45 Ryan entered the House a pauper. As he began his final term in 2017, his net worth was $7,307,041.

Eyepatch McCain is one of the best stock market players in Congress in a VERY short time......Ranked 5th in 2021.

https://is.gd/CoaHJm

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Uncanny ability to see what's coming.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM (KbCG3)

72 Sikh convenience store owners for the win:

https://tinyurl.com/2amfrp7d

The rooftop Koreans should give them a hearty "well-done, brother!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM (Y6AXb)

73 Something has to break the dam between the people and the revolutionary spirit that the government is actively tamping down.

Will it be this? I don't know. It's not like it's the prosecution of one random, country priest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)
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No, it won't be. If history is any guide, it won't be anything big at all. The final act - whatever it is - that leads to revolution or coup will be fairly minor in the grand scheme of things.

But we're in that stage now. Reform is impossible and those running things are in end-stage looting and ruination. The last straw - whatever it is - can only ever be identified in retrospect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM (t0OGg)

74 39 I pray these people are made to feel unsafe.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2023 04:41 PM (ufFY

Preferably made unable to feel anything ever again.

Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM (UnA8+)

75 Odds on how long before Pierre Elliott Bieber-Castro decides to "transition"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:48 PM (Y6AXb)

76 65 Trudeau's wife catches Justin with another cock in his ass

after she warned him to stop getting fucked in the ass

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:40 PM (us2H3)

Rumor has it, she grew tired of him coming home with "cockbreath" after a "night with the fellas."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

"Is that jizz on your collar? Again?!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:48 PM (KbCG3)

77 Out: Gypsies, tramps and thieves.

In: Idiots, fabulists, crooks and pervs.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 02, 2023 04:48 PM (ScR16)

78 Turley: "one of the greatest corruption scandals....

I mean, top three anyway. I think these are bigger:

-The stolen election? That was pretty big.

-C19 - origin, lockdown, vaccine,... That's pretty big too.

Posted by: Hubris at August 02, 2023 04:48 PM (30sFw)

79 His plea deal should touch off a revolution.

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The rot heard 'round the world.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 04:48 PM (6NVj5)

80 Eyepatch McCain is one of the best stock market players in Congress in a VERY short time......Ranked 5th in 2021.

No distractions from peripheral vision.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 02, 2023 04:48 PM (ZGrMX)

81 Here's a trailer for the (fake) Netflix series POP CORN about Joe Biden and his search for Corn Pop. This needs to be an actual thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKPJ_Jk9C4w
Posted by: Ian S.

That was good. I thought it was going to be a Kyle Dunnigan sketch.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 04:48 PM (IG4Id)

82 Ryan entered the House a pauper. As he began his final term in 2017, his net worth was $7,307,041.

Eyepatch McCain is one of the best stock market players in Congress in a VERY short time......Ranked 5th in 2021.

https://is.gd/CoaHJm

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Uncanny ability to see what's coming.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM

Maybe he is like Odin, sacrificed his eye for knowledge.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2023 04:49 PM (QNSds)

83 Please tell me what to do. I am a high school English teacher. I lost my elder son (27) to fentanyl four years ago this September. My younger son is a patriot.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 02, 2023 04:49 PM (goJt/)

84 Ironically, I think the only way out of this is if the Iranians get a nuke and set one off in DC.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 02, 2023 04:49 PM (cMXNt)

85 75 Odds on how long before Pierre Elliott Bieber-Castro decides to "transition"?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:48 PM (Y6AXb)

Probably not. He's more likely to be a Chaser.

He married someone named Sophie for chrissake.

That's the single most common tranny name.

Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 04:50 PM (UnA8+)

86 I was thinking about the old Kharis the Mummy movies from Universal (Lon Chaney Jr., Dick Foran). TJM said, "Those were easily the worst of those old Universal horror movies. They sucked."

See, I liked those movies as a kid. Boris Karloff's original 1932 Mummy is far creepier to me now. At age nine I wanted a monster in my movies. But when you think about it, Kharis was one of the least effective monsters in film history. He was relentless -- but all he could do was shuffle. A kid in a wheelchair could outdistance him. Hell, Joe Biden racewalking in the mall would leave Kharis in the dust. And he only had the one functioning hand, right? All you gotta do is stay ahead of him! A little footwork, "float like a bumblebee," stay on his bad side (especially the side with the missing eye), and you're golden. Get around behind him with a baseball bat, take a good swing to that bandage-wrapped cranium, and BANG! No more Mummy.

Not to mention Whole Foods is ALWAYS out of tana leaves!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 04:50 PM (J2vNu)

87 As I've said before, the only "crime" in D.C. is being caught. There is no actual shame, though. Just embarrassment for being stupid enough or foolish enough at being caught.

They'll all have a good laugh about it at the Congressional water cooler the next day and it'll blow over in a week or so. The MSM will make sure of that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 04:50 PM (YIVH2)

88 The troubles in the Capitol City are not, specifically, political. The entirety of FedGov is corrupt and broken. The bureaucracy, the legislation it spits out, the people... all of it is corrupt to the core. You'd have to be insane to think 'voting' or 'elections' are going to fix this.

The die was cast long ago and here we are with our collective thumb up our ass.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 04:50 PM (Q4IgG)

89 LMAO. So Hayward is saying this is the work of determined Republicans chipping away at Biden? Fuck off with that shit man. This would be a historical first! We knew most of this stuff during the lead up to the 2020 elections.

This is pure theater and Republicans doing the the Democrats dirty work to force Joe out of running in 24'. This is right in our faces. Dems getting their pound of flesh and doing the Repubs dirty work removing the nuisance of Trump and vice-versa.

It's gonna be DeSantis vs Newsom in 24'.

Posted by: JROD at August 02, 2023 04:50 PM (IlL6s)

90 Sikh convenience store owners for the win:

https://tinyurl.com/2amfrp7d

The rooftop Koreans should give them a hearty "well-done, brother!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM (Y6AXb)

Mufukka got CAINED!!!!!!!!

That was AWESOME!!!!!

"Ain't nuthin you can do about it....."

"Dat's called WHOOPIN YO ASSS!!!!"

Comedy. Straight up comedy right there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)

91 Government of, by and for the government .

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2023 04:51 PM (MjSzH)

92 Ironically, I think the only way out of this is if the Iranians get a nuke and set one off in DC.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 02, 2023 04:49 PM (cMXNt)
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I would feel bad for any Morons caught in the blast zone, but I won't shed a tear for anyone else.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 04:51 PM (YIVH2)

93 No, no. They ran for office to give back to the community.

Posted by: runner at August 02, 2023 04:51 PM (q20PC)

94 All these links are getting at what I've been saying for awhile. It's not that the system is corrupt. It's that corruption is the system.

And the reason why NOBODY ever goes down for their crimes, but instead are "forced to retire" with huge, blatant payouts from the regime, is that the system is predicated on impunity for every last man Jack in the gang. It's hugely important for these hundreds of thousands of criminals to see their compadres walk on every single charge, every single time, and get a soft landing, without exception.

And it's why anyone who aims to drain the swamp is kidding himself. If you rooted out the corruption, the United States federal government would completely cease to exist at all. Draining the swamp means regime change. Whatever replaces it, the only way to "fix" the first American republic is to put an end to it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2023 04:51 PM (0FoWg)

95 He married someone named Sophie for chrissake.

That's the single most common tranny name.
Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 04:50 PM (UnA8+)
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Did she have a choice?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 02, 2023 04:51 PM (ScR16)

96 Hunter Biden did not kill himself

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 02, 2023 04:52 PM (CVZXu)

97 55 Megan Kelly needs to eat. She looks anorexic.

Working out is fine, but shit, looking like a sapling isn't all that attractive.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

It might just be the hair style, but her face is looking real narrow. And her eyes have lost sparkle.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 02, 2023 04:52 PM (wiZR3)

98 Reform is impossible and those running things are in end-stage looting and ruination. The last straw - whatever it is - can only ever be identified in retrospect.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

The last straw - Calpers admitting there is no pension money.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 04:52 PM (fN5AQ)

99 Sikh convenience store owners for the win:

https://tinyurl.com/2amfrp7d

Unfortunate, he didn't appear to shatter any bones.

Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2023 04:52 PM (iG1Nf)

100
Uncanny ability to see what's coming.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM

He replaced his eye with a Magic 8-Ball. Every time he shakes his head, it gives him the future.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

101 >>her eyes have lost sparkle.

Maybe try sprinkling some Ruff Greens on her salads?

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2023 04:53 PM (5D0zJ)

102 The last straw - Calpers admitting there is no pension money.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 04:52 PM (fN5AQ)
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Sure there is. There's about $20 in pension money. Now all CalPers has to do is make 5000% returns for a couple decades.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 04:53 PM (YqDXo)

103 Hoom hoom, I love to sniff sapling leaves.
Posted by: Joebident at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM (iG1Nf)
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Leave the Entwives alone!

Posted by: Treebeard at August 02, 2023 04:53 PM (YIVH2)

104
It might just be the hair style, but her face is looking real narrow. And her eyes have lost sparkle.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 02, 2023 04:52 PM (wiZR3)

That cavernous wasteland between her boobs tells me she's lost an unhealthy amount of weight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

105 The troubles in the Capitol City are not, specifically, political. The entirety of FedGov is corrupt and broken. The bureaucracy, the legislation it spits out, the people... all of it is corrupt to the core. You'd have to be insane to think 'voting' or 'elections' are going to fix this.

The die was cast long ago and here we are with our collective thumb up our ass.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 04:50 PM (Q4IgG)

Yep. Once the bread stops, the circus won't be able to distract. Should be interesting?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 02, 2023 04:54 PM (C1n5c)

106 98 The last straw - Calpers admitting there is no pension money.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 04:52 PM (fN5AQ)

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"What are you going to do? Come here and protest? Ha! None of you fucking olds even live in CA anymore!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

107 Sikh convenience store owners for the win:

https://tinyurl.com/2amfrp7d

The rooftop Koreans should give them a hearty "well-done, brother!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM (Y6AXb)

Mufukka got CAINED!!!!!!!!

That was AWESOME!!!!!

"Ain't nuthin you can do about it....."

"Dat's called WHOOPIN YO ASSS!!!!"

Comedy. Straight up comedy right there.

Dude should have known better than to try and rob a place called, "Sikh and Destroy."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 02, 2023 04:54 PM (Bd6X8)

108 Yeah, that shoplifter getting his ass beat was great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2023 04:54 PM (TZ75n)

109 The rooftop Koreans should give them a hearty "well-done, brother!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

That was impressive! 👏

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 04:54 PM (tQL7r)

110 Sikh convenience store owners for the win:

https://tinyurl.com/2amfrp7d

The rooftop Koreans should give them a hearty "well-done, brother!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM (Y6AXb)
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Two things:
1. I like how the dude started taking his time with the beat-down after the initial hits. He lined up his shots to maximize the effect. Good work. Solid work.
2. Where was this?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 04:54 PM (t0OGg)

111 Mufukka got CAINED!!!!!!!!

That was AWESOME!!!!!

"Ain't nuthin you can do about it....."

"Dat's called WHOOPIN YO ASSS!!!!"

Comedy. Straight up comedy right there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023

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Awesome indeed. Next time, though, he should use a thicker stick . . . like a baseball bat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 04:54 PM (J2vNu)

112 This process is accelerating, and Hunter is a major milestone.

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The Quickening.

"Where have you gone Mr. Arthur Bell?
A nation turns its lonely spies to you ... woo, hoo, hoo."

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 04:55 PM (kEjR6)

113 > That was AWESOME!!!!!

As Larry Correia said, he got beat like a piñata.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:55 PM (Y6AXb)

114
Not to mention Whole Foods is ALWAYS out of tana leaves!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 04:50 PM (J2vNu)

Every time my mother would make dinner or a soup that contained Bay Leaves, my brother an I would shout 'TANA LEAVES!!!!!'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)

115 Hoom hoom, I love to sniff sapling leaves.

Posted by: Joebident at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM (iG1Nf)

This is why I come here.

Posted by: pookysgirl wishes she'd thought of it first at August 02, 2023 04:55 PM (dtlDP)

116 Sikh convenience store owners for the win:

https://tinyurl.com/2amfrp7d

Unfortunate, he didn't appear to shatter any bones.

Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2023 04:52 PM

Needs a bigger stick.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2023 04:55 PM (QNSds)

117 Please tell me what to do. I am a high school English teacher. I lost my elder son (27) to fentanyl four years ago this September. My younger son is a patriot.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

Do you have someone you can call? It would be good to call up a family member or a church leader.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 04:55 PM (IG4Id)

118 > 2. Where was this?

Someone on TwatX said it was NYC. I don't know if it' true.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:56 PM (Y6AXb)

119 If you realize the money laundering is related to the conflict of the day, American history from 1963 makes a lot more sense.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 02, 2023 04:56 PM (oWBc3)

120 381 If the gop cares about the middle class like they claim to, they’d cut taxes for the middle class and either leave taxes where they are for the rich or increase them. But they don’t give a fuck about the middle class. Tax cuts really mean tax cuts for the rich, with a bit of marketing to make the rubes think they’re also benefitting.
Posted by: Montec at August 02, 2023 01:55 PM (Gfo96)

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Yes, as I've been saying for going on a decade now, dissolution is the only answer.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 02, 2023 04:56 PM (cMXNt)

121 >> Next time, though, he should use a thicker stick . . . like a baseball bat.

Pro Tip: 18 - 22" of Service Feed Cable.

If you ever have to use it, toss it in a fire at your earliest possible convenience.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2023 04:56 PM (5D0zJ)

122 2. Where was this?

Ironically, a 7-11. (Insert Biden's "That's where all the dot-Indians work" thing).

Posted by: Ian S. at August 02, 2023 04:57 PM (ZGrMX)

123 Hunter Biden did not kill himself

Having Hunter Biden commit "suicide", and them blaming the "suicide" on "conservative lies", might well be a viable strategy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2023 04:57 PM (2tUFv)

124 Sikh convenience store owners for the win:

https://tinyurl.com/2amfrp7d

Unfortunate, he didn't appear to shatter any bones.
Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2023 04:52 PM (iG1Nf)
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May I suggest a Louisville Slugger for the next time?

As I've said before, WE are the ones who should rue 1619.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 04:57 PM (YqDXo)

125

I know someone who works for a big gop magazine. This person is doing well. Changed from conservative to gop.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at August 02, 2023 04:57 PM (rmBvg)

126 "What are you going to do? Come here and protest? Ha! None of you fucking olds even live in CA anymore!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

LOL. My mom's pension is from CalPERS. She lives with me here in WA.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 04:57 PM (DRSnL)

127 Every time my mother would make dinner or a soup that contained Bay Leaves, my brother an I would shout 'TANA LEAVES!!!!!'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023

***
For some reason I thought I remembered them as "tannis root." But that was the stuff in the charm Minnie Castevet gave Rosemary when the latter was pregnant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 04:57 PM (J2vNu)

128 >>> 72 Sikh convenience store owners for the win:
https://tinyurl.com/2amfrp7d
The rooftop Koreans should give them a hearty "well-done, brother!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM (Y6AXb)

The commentary makes it. "That's called whoopin' yo a**!!"

Sikhs don't play.

Thoughts on using the trash bin as his location for the stolen goods? Smart to use something large on wheels, but bad for a quick getaway.

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 04:58 PM (kuSTV)

129 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 04:50 PM (J2vNu)

The mummy seemed to be the weakest monster. All you had to do was put a match to him.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 04:58 PM (Angsy)

130 If I had one wish regarding our government, it would be that they work at least as hard on improving our country for the citizens as they do for their corporate, banking and foreign interests.

It's depressing knowing that not one single member of the federal views the population as a whole as anything other than an annoyance to be suffered.

There is not one person in D.C. that would sit down next to you at a bar and ask how your day was. Or how things are going for you. And if you started talking to them, their eyes would start darting askance and their body language would immediately start shifting in an effort to get away from you, like they had somewhere else to be or like you were going to harm them.

It's sad. They genuinely dislike the people they are supposed to serve. And that isn't just the politicians, it goes all the way down in every department of the federal government, even to the janitors.

They are all just system robots whose only purpose is to stay in their position to amass wealth in order to not have to live near you or deal with you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2023 04:58 PM (Gf3mx)

131 Ace, good job BUT incomplete.

When you realize that China also did non-tangible things for Biden like releasing the virus you'll understand how much trouble we're really in and how evil these mothrafckrs really are.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 02, 2023 04:58 PM (Knk2R)

132 >> If I had one wish regarding our government, it would be that

they meet an angry Sikh.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2023 04:59 PM (5D0zJ)

133 I don't know who this John Hayward is but he writes goodly.

Posted by: runner at August 02, 2023 04:59 PM (q20PC)

134 What are you going to do? Come here and protest? Ha! None of you fucking olds even live in CA anymore!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

The second they admit, there is no money, everyone from 21 years on up to retired. People are going to be looking for ropes and trees.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 04:59 PM (fN5AQ)

135 Unfortunate, he didn't appear to shatter any bones.

Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2023 04:52 PM (iG1Nf)

Maybe, but I'll bet the guy isn't going to be doing much sitting for a while.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 05:00 PM (Angsy)

136 Unfortunate, he didn't appear to shatter any bones.

Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2023 04:52 PM

Needs a bigger stick.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2023 04:55 PM (QNSds)
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Looked like he was using a broomstick. Those won't do a lot of damage when swung like that. It'll hurt, but probably won't break leg bones. I was expecting a baseball bat. That would be much more effective.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 05:00 PM (YIVH2)

137 Sikh convenience store owners for the win:

https://tinyurl.com/2amfrp7d

The rooftop Koreans should give them a hearty "well-done, brother!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:47 PM (Y6AXb)
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The Sikhs beat him black and blue. Well, blue, anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:00 PM (YqDXo)

138 >>I don't know who this John Hayward is

Doc Zero.

The only good thing that ever happened at Hot Air.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2023 05:00 PM (5D0zJ)

139 All this does is give Democrats the necessary ammo/excuse to primary Bidens ass. They'll rig the primary because "the Democrat base has determined Biden is too corrupt" and whisk him away making room for whoever is the next Uni-Party appointed president.

Vote hard in 2024!!!

Posted by: JROD at August 02, 2023 05:00 PM (IlL6s)

140 Drain the swamp, my ass.

Take off and nuke the site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Rid Lee at August 02, 2023 05:01 PM (lZVy/)

141 Paul Ryan likely laughed. He hates President Donald Trump with a passion because Trump is an existential threat to the Banana Republicans and their allies in the Democrat Party.

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Damn, so jealous I didn't think of that one: Banana Republicans.

Status --
[X] Stolen

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 05:01 PM (kEjR6)

142 we must shatter the elite bubble and force them to live in the America they made for the rest of us.

HA HA HA Fat chance proles!

Posted by: The Biden Crime and Incest Family at August 02, 2023 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

143 Hunter was in Ukraine, Pelosi's son was there , one of Romney s relatives was there, Huntsman had involvement in the bio labs , McCain and Miss Lindsay went there (Lindsay probably for gay nightlife) . Am I missing any members of the uniparty?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 02, 2023 05:01 PM (0LVjv)

144 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023
*
The mummy seemed to be the weakest monster. All you had to do was put a match to him.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023

***
Evefrybody smoked back then. Flick your Zippo, or some Ronson lighter fluid and a match, and WHOOF!

The Fire Department shows up and the chief fireman says in disgust, "What the HELL did you just set on fire, man??"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 05:01 PM (J2vNu)

145 Banana republicing is hard.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 02, 2023 05:02 PM (aCNZ6)

146 I don't even like bananas.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:02 PM (iziT8)

147 I hope that guy got whacked in the nuts hard enough to deny further reproduction.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 05:03 PM (hTSHN)

148 I like Sikhs. Mighty slayers of Muslims.

I did know one who was an international bigamist though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2023 05:03 PM (0FoWg)

149 The mummy seemed to be the weakest monster. All you had to do was put a match to him.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023

***
Evefrybody smoked back then. Flick your Zippo, or some Ronson lighter fluid and a match, and WHOOF!

The Fire Department shows up and the chief fireman says in disgust, "What the HELL did you just set on fire, man??"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 05:01 PM (J2vNu)
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Mummy attack during a rainstorm. More dangerous?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 02, 2023 05:03 PM (ScR16)

150 You know I have to ask: there's going to be consequences, right?

Right?

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2023 05:03 PM (8SAJV)

151 I have said often Sundowner is the best Chinese employee
Name one thing he has done that goes against China from day 1

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2023 05:03 PM (xhxe8)

152 I think we all need to keep an eye out for the defense fund when this scumbag inevitably sues the Sikhs.

I will, anyway.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 05:03 PM (Y6AXb)

153 Awesome indeed. Next time, though, he should use a thicker stick . . . like a baseball bat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 04:54 PM (J2vNu)

Even better for an Indian man, a Cricket Bat!

Posted by: Jimmy The Lurker at August 02, 2023 05:03 PM (ntFf7)

154 So we send barge loads of money to Ukraine and they pay off our political masters so they'll send more barge loads of money?

Huh...sounds right.

Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (or2+y)

155 There is not one person in D.C. that would sit down next to you at a bar and ask how your day was. Or how things are going for you. And if you started talking to them, their eyes would start darting askance and their body language would immediately start shifting in an effort to get away from you, like they had somewhere else to be or like you were going to harm them.
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We need to distribute federal agencies all over the country, preferably in shitty places. Put the FBI in East St. Louis, the EPA in Gary, IN, the DoJ in Jackson, MS, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

156 Though a banana PB sammich isn't bad.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (iziT8)

157 If we have legit elections we can have crooks who pander to our policy desires

Which is the best a republican form of democracy can get.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (DzSJ5)

158 Banana Republicans indeed. Send 'em to Lizzo. The ultimate penalty.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (0FoWg)

159 Even better for an Indian man, a Cricket Bat!
Posted by: Jimmy The Lurker at August 02, 2023 05:03 PM (ntFf7)
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I approve this message.

Posted by: Shaun of the Dead at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (YIVH2)

160 138 >>I don't know who this John Hayward is

Doc Zero.

The only good thing that ever happened at Hot Air.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2023 05:00 PM (5D0zJ)

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And he was only ever in their comments section.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (LvTSG)

161 Looked like he was using a broomstick. Those won't do a lot of damage when swung like that. It'll hurt, but probably won't break leg bones. I was expecting a baseball bat. That would be much more effective.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 05:00 PM (YIVH2)

I dunno, I kind of liked the broomstick. Like the grownup version of a spanking.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (DRSnL)

162 Trump currently faces four prosecutions and 500 years in prison for daring to claim he'd "drain the swamp" and put America first. Meanwhile, there is no crime or act of treason Biden et al cannot commit and face any reckoning. Not content with this epic political corruption and cupidity, they're simultaneously channeling toxic Marxist effluent over every cranny of the country like there's no tomorrow.

Maybe one more Congressional hearing will make the difference in awareness and action.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 02, 2023 05:05 PM (3CwBJ)

163 I don't even like bananas.
Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:02 PM (iziT

.......

Good because we have no bananas.
Banana ration was raised from one to zero last week.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2023 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

164 The preparation continues...

Newsweek:

According to an exclusive poll conducted by Redfield & Wilton Strategies for Newsweek, a combined 31 percent of eligible U.S. voters either support or strongly support the deployment of American military forces to the battlefields of Ukraine.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2023 05:05 PM (2tUFv)

165 The USA's credit rating was downgraded from triple-A by Fitch today. It will cost us trillions and perhaps our status as the global currency standard

Yellen's hissy fit was both hilarious as it was sad: 1. Fitch was "in error" in the downgrading because of poor US governance for the past two decades and 2. It's Trump's fault -- yes, they actually said that.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 02, 2023 05:05 PM (nnp+f)

166 Sikh Stick Stops Shit

Posted by: Headlines we'd like to see at August 02, 2023 05:05 PM (hTSHN)

167 Ryan entered the House a pauper. As he began his final term in 2017, his net worth was $7,307,041.

It is a fascinating open secret that everyone that plays uniparty ball gets rich.

You know those thriller movies they used to make back in the day where some Senator or Governor is on the take and our trusty hero has to make the knowledge public before they kill him? Well...the knowledge is out there for almost every single federal office holder and many of the state ones.

The problem that we now get to see? There is no one willing to DO anything about our corrupt-o-crats.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2023 05:05 PM (lc5cP)

168 Tough guy robbing store was all bluster. The shots he took would have stung but hollering like he was being deep fried?

All do rag and no fried chicken.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 05:05 PM (2YtOq)

169 As a palate cleanser from all of this, tonight I am going to watch The Magnificent 7 1960 on the Grit Western channel. Every time one of them smokes a bad guy, I will have Democrats and a lot of Republicans in mind.

Posted by: Cheri at August 02, 2023 05:05 PM (oiNtH)

170 We need to distribute federal agencies all over the country, preferably in shitty places. Put the FBI in East St. Louis, the EPA in Gary, IN, the DoJ in Jackson, MS, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

We need to cap federal employment at 10 years.

After that, you must return to work and earn a living alongside the useless eaters.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2023 05:05 PM (Gf3mx)

171 So we send barge loads of money to Ukraine and they pay off our political masters so they'll send more barge loads of money?

Huh...sounds right.

Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM

Well we are sending $$$$ to Ukraine so they can pay social security benefits to their people when we have to borrow money to pay social security to our citizens, so we have that going for us.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2023 05:06 PM (QNSds)

172 164 According to an exclusive poll conducted by Redfield & Wilton Strategies for Newsweek, a combined 31 percent of eligible U.S. voters either support or strongly support the deployment of American military forces to the battlefields of Ukraine.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2023 05:05 PM (2tUFv)

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So, dedicated Democrat partisans and a small sliver of establishment Republicans.

Okay. Do it. Send in the troops. Should be entertaining.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 05:06 PM (LvTSG)

173 I dunno, I kind of liked the broomstick. Like the grownup version of a spanking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (DRSnL)
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Closest thing to a lathi. Gotta be traditional.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 02, 2023 05:06 PM (ScR16)

174 Sikh and Destroy

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2023 05:06 PM (5D0zJ)

175 >>> Though a banana PB sammich isn't bad.
Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (iziT

Oooh banana AND PB... new fave!

Posted by: Dana Perino with Jasper at August 02, 2023 05:06 PM (kuSTV)

176 We need to distribute federal agencies all over the country, preferably in shitty places. Put the FBI in East St. Louis, the EPA in Gary, IN, the DoJ in Jackson, MS, etc.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (YqDXo)
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Hey! I don't want the FIBs within a thousand miles of me!

Come to think of it, both the EPA and DoJ would also be within a thousand miles of me...No thanks!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 05:06 PM (YIVH2)

177 ewsweek:

According to an exclusive poll conducted by Redfield & Wilton Strategies for Newsweek, a combined 31 percent of eligible U.S. voters either support or strongly support the deployment of American military forces to the battlefields of Ukraine.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2023 05:05 PM (2tUFv)
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Draft every employee and subscriber of Newsweak, and send them over there.

The worst that happens is they survive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:06 PM (YqDXo)

178 Mummy attack during a rainstorm. More dangerous?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 02, 2023 05:03 PM (ScR16)

It'd be like getting hit by a roll of wet paper towels, no damage to you.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 05:06 PM (Angsy)

179 According to an exclusive poll conducted by Redfield & Wilton Strategies for Newsweek, a combined 31 percent of eligible U.S. voters either support or strongly support the deployment of American military forces to the battlefields of Ukraine.

And those 31% all expect some other sucker's kids to die in their names.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2023 05:06 PM (lc5cP)

180 My first brush with the worship of The State was The Grapes of Wrath.

Where the all kindness and light government man in his all white suite made everything all ok for the Joads.

I really hate that fucking movie now.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:07 PM (iziT8)

181 Hey! I don't want the FIBs within a thousand miles of me!

Come to think of it, both the EPA and DoJ would also be within a thousand miles of me...No thanks!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 05:06 PM (YIVH2)
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We all have to make sacrifices. But if not, how about we put all the agencies on Snake Island?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

182 Biggest corruption of all time??

Biden has always been jealous of his position vis a vis Obama!

Beat THIS you clean, articulate, POC!

Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 05:08 PM (RLLZj)

183 31%? An absolute lie. Lmao.

Maybe 80% of DC.

Prob 10% of US

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 02, 2023 05:08 PM (DzSJ5)

184 Banana Republicans sounds appealing.

Kinda slick.

Posted by: Mr. Scott at August 02, 2023 05:08 PM (lZVy/)

185 I dunno, I kind of liked the broomstick. Like the grownup version of a spanking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (DRSnL)
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Maybe he should have been spanked more when he was younger...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 05:08 PM (YIVH2)

186 Banana Republicans, LOL, I shall steal that like a biden.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2023 05:08 PM (8GBH4)

187 Josef Stalin knew how to keep bureaucracies in line.

Posted by: rd at August 02, 2023 05:09 PM (lVQVl)

188 We all have to make sacrifices. But if not, how about we put all the agencies on Snake Island?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:08 PM (YqDXo)
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Where can I donate to support this?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 05:09 PM (YIVH2)

189 The 31 percent of the electorate for sending troops to Ukraine were probably against the Iraq war. And, they know it will be someone else who's kids will pay the price.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 05:09 PM (2YtOq)

190 Everybody smoked back then. Flick your Zippo, or some Ronson lighter fluid and a match, and WHOOF!

The Fire Department shows up and the chief fireman says in disgust, "What the HELL did you just set on fire, man??"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023
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Mummy attack during a rainstorm. More dangerous?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 02, 2023

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Good point. Got to watch your footing on wet slippery ground when you're staying out of his reach. If you fall, he'd be on you like gravy on rice.

Putting some tana leaves out as bait might work to decoy him into a cage. Like the salt Kirk holds out to the Salt Vampire in the first Trek episode. "You want this, Kharis? Here it is. Tana. Come and get it, Kharis."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 05:09 PM (J2vNu)

191 I don't think it was a broomstick; it was thicker than that. It looked like crosspiece from a closet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:09 PM (YqDXo)

192 "Advise and Consent" - an old book (1959) made into a movie back in the day (1962) - even had Walter Pidgeon as the dude in the Senate who was the current keeper of "The Book" that was used to keep members of the party in line come vote time.

It's been going on a long, long time

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at August 02, 2023 05:09 PM (SRRAx)

193 There comes a time when all the benefactors of this corruption can't hide behind their walls or security. It's called retribution, it's coming, and it happens to every corrupt tyranny. Every last one.
At that point money won't matter. Nor will any of the corrupt influence they've manufactured.

Posted by: The Future at August 02, 2023 05:10 PM (VoXWj)

194 Sikh convenience store owners for the win:

https://tinyurl.com/2amfrp7d

I guarantee FedGov will come after those two employees/owners HARD.

Because our government is evil.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2023 05:10 PM (lc5cP)

195 I have also said Hunter's Really Sweet plea bargain will get knocked down to Hunter's Really Nice Plea bargain

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2023 05:10 PM (xhxe8)

196 The creation of the Fed Reserve and allowance of budget deficits made all of this inevitable.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2023 05:10 PM (8GBH4)

197 And those 31% all expect some other sucker's kids to die in their names.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2023 05:06 PM (lc5cP)

Their kids are probably cutting their d*cks off and Tiktoking.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 05:10 PM (DRSnL)

198 It'd be like getting hit by a roll of wet paper towels, no damage to you.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023

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Those 3000-year-old bandages would suck up the rainwater like an arroyo in the desert!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 05:10 PM (J2vNu)

199 I've been foolish trying to be a law-abiding American all these years. I should have seen the light when the movie Bonnie and Clyde became iconically popular in the 60's. Crime does pay.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 05:11 PM (BdMk6)

200
Sikh convenience store owners for the win:

https://tinyurl.com/2amfrp7d

Nitter version with twitter comments

https://tinyurl.com/ynysxd34

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2023 05:11 PM (63Dwl)

201 Though a banana PB sammich isn't bad.
Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:04 PM (iziT

Oooh banana AND PB... new fave!

Posted by: Dana Perino with Jasper at August 02, 2023 05:06 PM (kuSTV)

Ain't nothing new about that.

Posted by: Big Elvis at August 02, 2023 05:11 PM (Angsy)

202 Ukraine isn't worth a single American Grenadier's life.

And if Biden gets his war he's going to find the outcome, much like the Kaiser, not to his liking.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2023 05:11 PM (lc5cP)

203 Oops. Almost time for me to slip out for home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 05:11 PM (J2vNu)

204 Norms status:

[X] Restored!
[ ] not restored

Trump wasn't in on it, we had to oppose him. The spice must flow!

Posted by: National Review at August 02, 2023 05:11 PM (fs1hN)

205 Next time either a baseball bat or a iron pipe.

Maybe both.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:12 PM (YqDXo)

206 31%? An absolute lie. Lmao.

All depends on how the survey was worded.

Do you like puppies, apple pie, and US intervention in Ukraine?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2023 05:12 PM (2tUFv)

207 I wonder how much of that 31% ever fought in a war, or had their children fight in one. I'm betting not many at all, and they were probably fobbits, like Beau.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2023 05:12 PM (JOV35)

208
We all have to make sacrifices. But if not, how about we put all the agencies on Snake Island?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

Too close.

Mars

Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 05:12 PM (RLLZj)

209 There is an article at DM about Hunter's rental digs in Venice Beach, CA. Rent - $25K a month. Biden left with his wife and son still owing $80K and leaving the place dirty. Article states that his wife Melissa was an entitled bitch. The house next door for SS was $35K a month which we taxpaying riff-raff paid for.

In other news, water is wet.

Posted by: Cheri at August 02, 2023 05:12 PM (oiNtH)

210 Ukraine isn't worth a single American Grenadier's life.
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Not even Hunter's?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:12 PM (YqDXo)

211 Next time either a baseball bat or a iron pipe.

Maybe both.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:12 PM (YqDXo)
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Tire irons, man! Tire irons!

It's like I don't know you anymore.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 02, 2023 05:12 PM (ScR16)

212 The elite aren't interested in having their privilege shattered, so they won't be doing it. And there is no peaceful means of replacing the elite, and so they will remain in place.
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At least until people remember that the purpose of the second amendment is the elimination of the elites once peaceful means are no longer available.

Posted by: Methos at August 02, 2023 05:12 PM (kOpft)

213 >>> 164 The preparation continues...According to an exclusive poll conducted by Redfield & Wilton Strategies for Newsweek, a combined 31 percent of eligible U.S. voters either support or strongly support the deployment of American military forces to the battlefields of Ukraine.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2023 05:05 PM (2tUFv)

Because they see it as the poors or the rednecks using their kids for cannon fodder. Military recruitment is heavily down partly to the DEI, partly to Biden policies. If they triggered the draft again via selective service to pump military numbers up, the percentage approving boots on the ground would plummet.

You have to slap leftist normies with the actual pain of reality, to get them to see the light that the leftist elites don't care about them.

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 05:12 PM (kuSTV)

214 A moist mummy probably smells worse than a wet dog. At least you could smell it coming.

Posted by: Headlines we'd like to see at August 02, 2023 05:13 PM (hTSHN)

215 A moist mummy probably smells worse than a wet dog. At least you could smell it coming.

Are we talking about Jill Biden?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2023 05:13 PM (lc5cP)

216 And if Biden gets his war he's going to find the outcome, much like the Kaiser, not to his liking.

Yeah, fighting a peer competitor, as opposed to a counterinsurgency campaign, would be Different.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2023 05:14 PM (2tUFv)

217 Next time either a baseball bat or a iron pipe.

Maybe both.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Can of hairspray and a zippo. Should really light up that doo rag and the probable jeri-curl underneath.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at August 02, 2023 05:14 PM (lZVy/)

218 >>A moist mummy probably smells worse than a wet dog.

You have no idea.

The taste is even worse.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 02, 2023 05:14 PM (5D0zJ)

219 Apple pie kinda isn't all that great IMHO.

Peach pie is the shizz.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:15 PM (iziT8)

220 "But if not, how about we put all the agencies on Snake Island?&

Oh hell no, we don't want 'em.

Posted by: the snakes at August 02, 2023 05:15 PM (hTSHN)

221 We all have to make sacrifices. But if not, how about we put all the agencies on Snake Island?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

Too close.

Mars
Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 05:12 PM (RLLZj)
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Nah, too expensive. Snake Island has one poisonous viper per square meter. If we drop each agency on it at a time, it'll have TWO poisonous vipers per square meter.

Temporarily.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:15 PM (YqDXo)

222 There is only one party in DC, the ruling party. Every 2 years or so, one half pretends to not like they other half to fool the rubes into thinking we have a say in anything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2023 05:15 PM (JTwsP)

223 If they triggered the draft again via selective service to pump military numbers up, the percentage approving boots on the ground would plummet.

They think that the only people to be drafted are Deplorables.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2023 05:16 PM (2tUFv)

224 Huh. Daily Mail says Trudeau is keeping the kids.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 05:16 PM (DRSnL)

225 >>Apple pie kinda isn't all that great IMHO.

GTFOuttaHere with that Commie shit-talking.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2023 05:16 PM (5D0zJ)

226 Peach pie is the shizz.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:15 PM (iziT

Made with peaches from your own tree is best.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 05:16 PM (Angsy)

227 Sikh convenience store owners for the win:

https://tinyurl.com/2amfrp7d

*snort*

Dindu Nuffin is getting a valuable practical lesson in small business economics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 02, 2023 05:16 PM (guGkK)

228 Let England and Germany and France fight for Ukraine.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:16 PM (iziT8)

229 People have had the cart before the horse. Zelinksy doesn't have the "goods" on Washington; they have the goods on him. If they're not afraid of Trump, they sure as hell are not afraid of some puffed up little pissant like Z.

Clintons, Bidens, Pelosi, and who knows who all else have been in this together since the Soviet Union imploded. The Russians refused to pay the graft and so, in 2014, they created modern day Ukraine.

P.S. The Kaiser died peacefully in his own bed in a palace supplied by the Dutch.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 02, 2023 05:17 PM (r8eBb)

230 Yeah, fighting a peer competitor, as opposed to a counterinsurgency campaign, would be Different.

A peer competitor with nukes.

It would, of course, be the ultimate irony if the outcome of the conflict were glass parking lots in NYC and DC and a suddenly rational US government...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2023 05:17 PM (lc5cP)

231 I’ve always thought the Big Guy was Obama too. Why would the VP be the Big Guy? The Big Guy is always at the top of the heap.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 02, 2023 05:17 PM (uJ3Cl)

232 “Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius”

It is Latin, so it must be classy.

Posted by: rd at August 02, 2023 05:18 PM (ULTJe)

233 Sikh convenience store owners for the win:

https://tinyurl.com/2amfrp7d

Nitter version with twitter comments

https://tinyurl.com/ynysxd34
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2023 05:11 PM (63Dwl)

Me like. This is how it begins.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 02, 2023 05:18 PM (3CCua)

234 A moist mummy probably smells worse than a wet dog.
*
You have no idea.

The taste is even worse.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 02, 2023

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And here I was thinking about what to have for dinner, Huma. Guess I'm not hungry any more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 05:18 PM (J2vNu)

235 Military recruitment is heavily down partly to the DEI, partly to Biden policies. If they triggered the draft again via selective service to pump military numbers up, the percentage approving boots on the ground would plummet.

Not all branches. It appears the Marine recruitment is surging.

I would HIGHLY encourage you to check out this story at Airforcetimes , if for no other reason than to look at the picture with the story of the Marine recruiting surge.

https://tinyurl.com/ycyknxbn

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2023 05:18 PM (Gf3mx)

236 We are overdue for some serious audits. How did freshman congresscritter MTG amass a net worth of $41 million?

You can see why no one wants to stop the 'Kraine gravy train.

Posted by: Valiant at August 02, 2023 05:18 PM (E0fa0)

237 I’ve always thought the Big Guy was Obama too. Why would the VP be the Big Guy? The Big Guy is always at the top of the heap.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 02, 2023 05:17 PM (uJ3Cl)
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Obama is/was a pimp. The Big Guy is Soros.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:18 PM (YqDXo)

238 We all have to make sacrifices. But if not, how about we put all the agencies on Snake Island?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

Too close.

Mars
Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 05:12 PM (RLLZj)
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Nah, too expensive

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Low government bid.

So sad if the run out of oxygen before they even get to moon's orbit because of defective tanks, but, hey, rules is rules.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 05:18 PM (RLLZj)

239 They know that as soon as the scandal becomes real, they will lose what little credibility they have left.

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Way, way too late ... Less Than Zero credibility, as with virtually every institution in the nation now. GFYs Fifth Columnists ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 05:19 PM (kEjR6)

240 The Big Guy is always at the top of the heap.
Posted by: Elric Blade

And a giant steaming heap it is.

Posted by: Cleveland at August 02, 2023 05:19 PM (lZVy/)

241 >>> 180 My first brush with the worship of The State was The Grapes of Wrath. Where the all kindness and light government man in his all white suite made everything all ok for the Joads.
I really hate that fucking movie now.
Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:07 PM (iziT

Larry Correia has a unique take on it. He is descended from Portuguese farmers who lived in CA for, I think, generations. So the story of the white people in Grapes of Wrath escaping to CA like locusts and descending on the valleys of the native locals... it was a horror story for his actual family, not one of salvation.

I'm sure red staters dealing with the blue state liberal locusts can relate!

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 05:19 PM (kuSTV)

242 People have had the cart before the horse. Zelinksy doesn't have the "goods" on Washington;

There is already indisputable evidence Biden took bribes, molested his daughter, and sexually assaulted an aide.

The issue isn't "the goods" the issue is that there is no one with political power willing to DO anything about it.

Seriously imagine tomorrow Lil Z or Vlad or Winnie the Xi dropped a dossier detailing bribes Biden took.

Does *anything* change? Garland would claim it was disinformation and...nothing would happen.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2023 05:20 PM (lc5cP)

243 Me like. This is how it begins.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 02, 2023 05:18 PM (3CCua)

Stay in your lane, pal.

Posted by: that guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 02, 2023 05:20 PM (iG1Nf)

244 Y'know, the first one of these critters to turn to the American people, renounce their wicked deeds, return their ill-gotten gains, and expose everyone else's misdeed would probably be forgiven.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 02, 2023 05:20 PM (ou9hh)

245 P.S. The Kaiser died peacefully in his own bed in a palace supplied by the Dutch.
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 02, 2023 05:17 PM (r8eBb)
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Actually, he bought it himself. It was a nice country house, but not palatial in scale.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 02, 2023 05:20 PM (ScR16)

246 It's not just the Dem's on the CCP's payroll. I'd bet my bottom dollar there are GOP's on that payroll. That's why Trump said "drain the swamp". Alot of them are just plain old grifters.

Posted by: sidney at August 02, 2023 05:20 PM (Uy/WF)

247 P.S. The Kaiser died peacefully in his own bed in a palace supplied by the Dutch.
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 02, 2023 05:17 PM (r8eBb)

Surrounding by his delicious rolls.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2023 05:20 PM (JTwsP)

248 I would HIGHLY encourage you to check out this story at Airforcetimes , if for no other reason than to look at the picture with the story of the Marine recruiting surge.

https://tinyurl.com/ycyknxbn
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2023 05:18 PM (Gf3mx)
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First thing is to teach them NOT to hold a gun sideways.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:20 PM (YqDXo)

249 244 Y'know, the first one of these critters to turn to the American people, renounce their wicked deeds, return their ill-gotten gains, and expose everyone else's misdeed would probably be forgiven.
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not by me and my hired help....

Posted by: Hillary! at August 02, 2023 05:21 PM (fs1hN)

250 Fresh hot out of the oven apple pie is to be worshipped as the Devine creation that ts is.

Peach pie, however, is a waste of good peaches. Fresh peaches are to served in a bowl with heavy cream.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 05:21 PM (2YtOq)

251 246 It's not just the Dem's on the CCP's payroll. I'd bet my bottom dollar there are GOP's on that payroll. That's why Trump said "drain the swamp". Alot of them are just plain old grifters.
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Posted by: Mitch McConnell on a 30 second pause at August 02, 2023 05:22 PM (fs1hN)

252 Peaches should be cobbled, not pied.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2023 05:22 PM (JTwsP)

253 "They think that the only people to be drafted are Deplorables."

They think wrong. This wouldn't be Vietnam with draft deferments. Nor would the conflict they are seeking allow that. It would be 21st century war between to peers, and nobody escapes that. Not even Little Muffy who goes to Harvard, who mom told she could change her gender and become a boy. Not even that slick lawyer floating in his pool in the Hamptons. It would be war of the type you've never seen and the battle space would be everywhere.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2023 05:22 PM (pIKd9)

254 I guarantee FedGov will come after those two employees/owners HARD.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 02, 2023 05:22 PM (Xrfse)

255 ein Volk, ein tiefer Staat, ein grosser Kerl

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2023 05:23 PM (gmo/4)

256 It's a wonder they had any time left over to be on China's payroll.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 02, 2023 05:23 PM (xaNfJ)

257 ein Volk, ein tiefer Staat, ein grosser Kerl
Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2023 05:23 PM (gmo/4)

Now I have a machine gun.

Ho. Ho. Ho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)

258 Peaches should be cobbled, not pied.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Mmmmmmm. Peach fried pie.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 05:24 PM (fN5AQ)

259 It's not just the Dem's on the CCP's payroll. I'd bet my bottom dollar there are GOP's on that payroll. That's why Trump said "drain the swamp". Alot of them are just plain old grifters.

Not long after 9/11 an NSA whistleblower came forward and said he administered a data analysis program that had shown Atta was in the US and up to something.

He program was closed down shortly thereafter. Not because of the Atta datapoint but because the program was finding a bunch of big name American pols were on China's payroll.

As hard as it is to believe now, the notion of China buying American leaders was considered crazy talk 20 years ago but I suspect...what was already happening.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2023 05:24 PM (lc5cP)

260 Mmmmmmm. Peach fried pie.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 05:24 PM (fN5AQ)
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Now you're talkin'.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 02, 2023 05:25 PM (ScR16)

261 If that thief didn't know what FAFO means, NOW he knows.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

262 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at August 02, 2023 05:09 PM (SRRAx)

I'm nostalgic for the days of Advise and Consent.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 02, 2023 05:25 PM (3CwBJ)

263 Huh. Daily Mail says Trudeau is keeping the kids.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 05:16 PM (DRSnL)

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They need someone to shower with.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 05:25 PM (kEjR6)

264 Fresh peaches are to served in a bowl with heavy cream.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 05:21 PM (2YtOq)

Peaches in heavy cream was an act at the Roamin' Eye Gentleman's Club.

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2023 05:25 PM (gmo/4)

265 But if not, how about we put all the agencies on Snake Island?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Oak Island. Hardly anything is found there.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 02, 2023 05:26 PM (7cpMY)

266 At least one of those things is not as it seems. American political consultants are actually prized abroad. Why? beats me, after seeing them in action so many times now. But some foreign politicians actually want the expertise of American experts.
I remember in Romania the anti-communist opposition hired American consultants for the 1996 elections, the first they won. Then the former communists hired American experts too, for later elections.
So I don't see this as strange at all. The person who claims this is strange has a very narrow worldview.

Posted by: PG at August 02, 2023 05:26 PM (84jHt)

267 But if not, how about we put all the agencies on Snake Island?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Oak Island. Hardly anything is found there.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 02, 2023 05:26 PM (7cpMY)
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I'd vote for Little Diomede Island.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 02, 2023 05:27 PM (ScR16)

268 Huh. Daily Mail says Trudeau is keeping the kids.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 05:16 PM (DRSnL)

He will gender swap them as soon as he comes out as homo in 6 weeks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

269 Of course the Left is all in on Ukraine; first off, it's the Current Thing. Then, you've got the added factor... None of their whelps are in the military, and it pleases them to imagine little Johnny Magat getting his face shot off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2023 05:28 PM (0FoWg)

270
It only took four dead students at Kent State to shut down the anti-war college protests. How many Banana Republic prosecutors is that in the world of math?

My pocket protected slide rule is a little lame when it comes to fractions, but I suspect not too many.

Posted by: Nerd Alert at August 02, 2023 05:28 PM (enJYY)

271
Oak Island. Hardly anything is found there.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 02, 2023 05:26 PM (7cpMY)

They've been digging there for 15 years. There can't be an island left.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

272 Some of these articles miss a fundamental "out" that the DNC and the media have. If Joe Biden suddenly dies, then the stories of his corruption suddenly go away, or at the very least become much harder to sustain even in right-wing media if we have President CamelToe doing crazy nonsense every day in between benders.

In fact, Jill should probably keep a close eye on Joe on his latest "vacation" just in case something is slipped into his coffee or a pillow ends up squashed on top of him while he is sleeping.

The DNC can't just bump Biden off the 2024 ballot because the media has propagandized Biden 24/7 to their remaining audience. The DNC can't announce Biden's retirement a la Feinstein because Biden might go 'old yeller' mode and reveal stuff on a hot mic. But if he dies in office, the problem is solved, at least for the short-term.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 02, 2023 05:28 PM (+b4rY)

273 267 But if not, how about we put all the agencies on Snake Island?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Oak Island. Hardly anything is found there.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 02, 2023 05:26 PM (7cpMY)
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I'd vote for Little Diomede Island.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 02, 2023 05:27 PM (ScR16)

Island of Dr. Moreau.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 05:28 PM (RLLZj)

274 >>> Not all branches. It appears the Marine recruitment is surging.

Well they eat crayons, so...

*ducks from the marines in the Horde, blows kisses*

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 05:29 PM (kuSTV)

275 People have had the cart before the horse. Zelinksy doesn't have the "goods" on Washington; they have the goods on him. If they're not afraid of Trump, they sure as hell are not afraid of some puffed up little pissant like Z.

Clintons, Bidens, Pelosi, and who knows who all else have been in this together since the Soviet Union imploded. The Russians refused to pay the graft and so, in 2014, they created modern day Ukraine.

P.S. The Kaiser died peacefully in his own bed in a palace supplied by the Dutch.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 02, 2023 05:17 PM

I think everyone needs to take a moment to remember that zelensky's claim to fame is that he took his dick out of his pants and banged it on piano keys. He *won* an election because people thought he was a joke and voted for him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2023 05:29 PM (QNSds)

276 What good would a draft be? Half of those couldn't pour piss out of a boot .

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2023 05:29 PM (VUqXH)

277
I'm nostalgic for the days of Advise and Consent.
Posted by: Ordinary American

Twenty years before that were the days of Mister Smith Goes To Washington.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2023 05:29 PM (63Dwl)

278

Maybe Eisenhower after his heart attack, bur I can't remember a modern Preznit taking a 10 day vacation.

Posted by: Auspex at August 02, 2023 05:30 PM (j4U/Z)

279 Send 'em one by one to Sentinel Island until those tribesmen have their own body-positivity movement.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2023 05:31 PM (0FoWg)

280 Didn't some lefties volunteer to serve in Ukraine and found out, much to their dismay, war is hard?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 05:31 PM (2YtOq)

281 Maybe Eisenhower after his heart attack, bur I can't remember a modern Preznit taking a 10 day vacation.
Posted by: Auspex at August 02, 2023 05:30 PM (j4U/Z)
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Fair enough after a heart attack.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

282 What good would a draft be? Half of those couldn't pour piss out of a boot .
Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2023 05:29 PM (VUqXH)

That would make them top shelf cannon fodder. Too damned stupid to know better.

'sup Ben Had?

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 02, 2023 05:31 PM (3CCua)

283 In Washington grafting is vast.
You see how much cash is amassed.
But if you think that you
can join the fun too…
Sorry but you’re not that caste!

Posted by: "We're in trou-ble!" -- Tootie Ramsey at August 02, 2023 05:32 PM (VsUo2)

284 278

Maybe Eisenhower after his heart attack, bur I can't remember a modern Preznit taking a 10 day vacation.
Posted by: Auspex at August 02, 2023 05:30 PM (j4U/Z)

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Well we don't have anything pressing going on at the moment so why not?

Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 05:32 PM (RLLZj)

285 "*ducks from the marines in the Horde, blows kisses*

Posted by: LizLem"

You think you got it bad? I'm ducking from the apple pie lovers over here.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:33 PM (iziT8)

286 Send 'em one by one to Sentinel Island until those tribesmen have their own body-positivity movement.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2023 05:31 PM (0FoWg)
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Sentinel Island works. But the nice thing about Snake Island is that you dump them en masse and count on the snakes to step up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

287 "There's a Reason All of DC and The Regime Is So Defensive About Joe Biden: They're All on Ukraine's and China's and Russia's Payroll"

Duh.

Too Big To Be Exposed > Too Big To Fail.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 02, 2023 05:33 PM (KSNKu)

288 What good would a draft be? Half of those couldn't pour piss out of a boot .
Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2023 05:29 PM (VUqXH)
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Bullet sponges.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

289 nood morans

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:34 PM (iziT8)

290 Dindu Nuffin is getting a valuable practical lesson in small business economics.
Posted by: Cicero

Dude is just lucky he didn't pull this shit in Singapore and get his ass caned and then thrown in prison for life. The Singy's just executed two people - a male and female for drugs.

Posted by: Cheri at August 02, 2023 05:34 PM (oiNtH)

291 Sentinel Island works.
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Rockefeller Republicans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2023 05:34 PM (0FoWg)

292 "Mars
Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 05:12 PM (RLLZj)
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Nah, too expensive"

How about halfway to Mars?

Posted by: the snakes at August 02, 2023 05:34 PM (hTSHN)

293 >>>Yeah, those women will be real helpful. Plus, I bet a good proportion are not Americans.

Posted by: Keep Movin On

or women

Posted by: Brand X at August 02, 2023 05:34 PM (geLO8)

294 I think everyone needs to take a moment to remember that zelensky's claim to fame is that he took his dick out of his pants and banged it on piano keys. He *won* an election because people thought he was a joke and voted for him.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2023 05:29 PM (QNSds)
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Shhhhh! Don't give Biden ideas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

295 Hi Bif, hope you and Smash are well.
Agreed on the cannon fodder.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2023 05:35 PM (VUqXH)

296

Small minds play at some big time games
And everybody else pays
Make no mistake, they’re on the take
They like to keep it that way

Posted by: DEVO at August 02, 2023 05:35 PM (63Dwl)

297 Navy Recruiting and the ASVAB:

"The Navy is taking another route with a pilot program that allows up to 20% of its recruits to score below 30 on the test, as long as they meet specific standards for their chosen naval job."

With a Democrat in office, they are going to bring back McNamara's Marching Morons, aka Project 100,000.

It will work even worse than the first time around. The Navy is supposed to be a technical service.

Posted by: rd at August 02, 2023 05:35 PM (BaGhI)

298 Dude is just lucky he didn't pull this shit in Singapore and get his ass caned and then thrown in prison for life. The Singy's just executed two people - a male and female for drugs.
Posted by: Cheri at August 02, 2023 05:34 PM (oiNtH)
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By odd coincidence, Singapore doesn't have a drug problem. This despite being the obvious transit point from the prime opium growing areas of the world.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

299 226 Peach pie is the shizz.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:15 PM (iziT

Made with peaches from your own tree is best.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 05:16 PM (Angsy)

Why do fresh peaches and sliced peaches canned or bottled in plain peach juice, not sweetened juice, taste completely different?

A program error in the simulation in which we exist?

Posted by: Gref at August 02, 2023 05:36 PM (AMIL/)

300 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

Zelensky now has taken out his dick and given the American taxpayer a high hard one. The D.C. cucks watched.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 02, 2023 05:36 PM (KSNKu)

301 > 290 Dindu Nuffin is getting a valuable practical lesson in small business economics.
Posted by: Cicero

Harmeet Dhillon's comment: "First mistake of this criminal was walking into a store manned by Sikhs."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 05:36 PM (Y6AXb)

302 NOODNOODNOODnoodynoodnood

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 02, 2023 05:37 PM (SOtpJ)

303 With a Democrat in office, they are going to bring back McNamara's Marching Morons, aka Project 100,000.
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That was truly ridiculous. McNamara apparently believed that IQs could be increased by watching videos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:37 PM (YqDXo)

304 What good would a draft be? Half of those couldn't pour piss out of a boot .
Posted by: Ben Had

12 Bravo, Combat Engineer
You clear minefields!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 05:43 PM (ga8qR)

305 130 If I had one wish regarding our government, it would be that they work at least as hard on improving our country for the citizens as they do for their corporate, banking and foreign interests.

It's depressing knowing that not one single member of the federal views the population as a whole as anything other than an annoyance to be suffered.

There is not one person in D.C. that would sit down next to you at a bar and ask how your day was. Or how things are going for you. And if you started talking to them, their eyes would start darting askance and their body language would immediately start shifting in an effort to get away from you, like they had somewhere else to be or like you were going to harm them.

It's sad. They genuinely dislike the people they are supposed to serve. And that isn't just the politicians, it goes all the way down in every department of the federal government, even to the janitors.

They are all just system robots whose only purpose is to stay in their position to amass wealth in order to not have to live near you or deal with you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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I watched it change when I went back to visit family and do some research.

Posted by: whig at August 02, 2023 05:44 PM (bk5GW)

306 The Feds are arrogant and incompetent, and that is a bad, bad combination.
Not one thing the Feds were instituted to do have they done.
Budgets? No. Secure the US from invasion? Don't make me laugh... Provide a stable currency? Ask Fitch. Collect taxes? OK, they do that, but still let lots of people skate. Justice? Demonstrably biased.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 02, 2023 05:44 PM (MeG8a)

307 Read a short story in HS. Takes place on Mars, and the protagonist is trying to find the Martian mole. As he talks to his confidants, he tells them what they drank will make visible a characteristic only Martians have: the ability to see in the dark. In dramatic fashion he shoots out the candles leaving one bullet left for the traitor. Turns out he's the only human in the room

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2023 05:44 PM (08Sd2)

308 "all-knowing mega-government run by honest, selfless geniuses - but what they always deliver is a corrupt sewer state run by greedy mediocrities."

Happens every time. heck it even happens to corporations (looking right at you Budweiser and Disney).

Freedom isn't just about being free - it is the antidote for corruption.

Look at taxes - an honest tax system would have you declare your income, and send 25% in to the government as a tax. What do we have instead? The tax code is several feet thick. That complexity is simply to hide theft - you will be made to pay taxes while the rich and wealthy....won't.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at August 02, 2023 05:45 PM (nJ1bF)

309 SPOILER: Bonnie and Clyde get all shot to shit at the end.

At a certain age, you can't remember how movies end.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 02, 2023 05:45 PM (4PZHB)

310 They think that the only people to be drafted are Deplorables.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Suddenly No Gays Allowed will be a thing again.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 05:47 PM (ga8qR)

311 268 Huh. Daily Mail says Trudeau is keeping the kids.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 05:16 PM (DRSnL)

How do their fathers feel about that?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 02, 2023 05:47 PM (pohLc)

312 Navy Recruiting and the ASVAB:

"The Navy is taking another route with a pilot program that allows up to 20% of its recruits to score below 30 on the test, as long as they meet specific standards for their chosen naval job."

With a Democrat in office, they are going to bring back McNamara's Marching Morons, aka Project 100,000.

It will work even worse than the first time around. The Navy is supposed to be a technical service.

Posted by: rd at August 02, 2023 05:35 PM

When I was in recruiting world we didn't even look at anyone who scored less than 50 on the AFQT on the ASVAB unless it was end of quarter or end of FY and goals were not being met.

I had a couple of those ASVAB waiver guys working for me and all they could do was chip paint, work in the scullery and mop the decks. Not taking anything away from those jobs as they needed to be done, but those walking zombies freed up otherwise decent sailors to do other skilled jobs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2023 05:48 PM (QNSds)

313 At a certain age, you can't remember how movies end.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 02, 2023 05:45 PM (4PZHB)

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* "The Godfather Part III" has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 05:49 PM (kEjR6)

314 Huh. Daily Mail says Trudeau is keeping the kids.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 05:16 PM (DRSnL)

How do their fathers feel about that?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 02, 2023 05:47 PM (pohLc)

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LMAO

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 05:52 PM (kEjR6)

315 ...the end of their own reputations...

Those ended quite some time ago. At least, the "good" reputations. Now their reputations are that they are no good, very bad, inveterate liars, corruptocrat scum, pedo-adjacent (whether doing it, approving it, or turning a blind eye to it) degenerates. And I mean all the parties named above.

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2023 05:58 PM (Rbu5d)

316 I think everyone needs to take a moment to remember that zelensky's claim to fame is that he took his dick out of his pants and banged it on piano keys. He *won* an election because people thought he was a joke and voted for him.
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According to RFK Jr, Zelensky was elected because he promised to sign/implement Minsk II, ceasefire with Russia in Donbass & Lugansk. After the election he broke his promise, probably due to pressure by the US. He stunned Hannity who was interviewing him with this information. Not sure if he was planning to sign the agreement with his dick though. Zelensky that is.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 02, 2023 06:01 PM (fs1hN)

317 Ace
Both China and Russia want Trump to be president
Everyone knows that .
If China and Russia are giving Biden money they are not getting much value for it.
Biden has blocked all sales of chip making machines and the sale of all mid and high level chips to China.
Russia? How could anyone be expectedly to believe that the Russians are stupid enough to be paying off Biden when he is eating a proxy war against them in Ukraine?????

Posted by: Paul at August 02, 2023 06:18 PM (ih2BA)

318 Joe Biden is not wealthy.
He has never owned any
Yachts
Jets
He was 80 years old before he bought a beach house.

Rides a mountain bike for fun
Could only afford to vacation on NANTUCKET in the off season in a rented house.

SHOW US THE MONEY

Posted by: Paul at August 02, 2023 06:21 PM (ih2BA)

319 In 2018 and 2019 Hunter Biden degenerate addict that he was couldn't pay either his taxes or his car payments got his Porsche.

Posted by: Paul at August 02, 2023 06:24 PM (ih2BA)

320 What we now know, quite frankly, is that the President has been lying
Blazing shitballs, Turley! We've known he was lying for the last 40 years!

Posted by: GWB at August 02, 2023 06:43 PM (E8qwH)

321 We all have to make sacrifices. But if not, how about we put all the agencies on Snake Island?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2023 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

Could put them on Plum Island. Full quarantine prep required coming and going. Full remediation nit guaranteed.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2023 06:59 PM (xnpli)

322 "If China and Russia are giving Biden money they are not getting much value for it.
Biden has blocked all sales of chip making machines and the sale of all mid and high level chips to China."

A Republican president would be much tougher on China and much less equivocal on Taiwan. Any American investment in China is too much. With bribes and intermediaries, there may be ways around Biden's sanctions. The Chinese government is more than getting its money's worth, if only through the decay of the American army, which may soon make it incapable of effectively helping Taiwan in case of conflict.

Posted by: PG at August 02, 2023 07:13 PM (84jHt)

323 If you think in terms of Democrats and Republicans, you are being played

Posted by: Waiting for the bus at August 02, 2023 08:39 PM (nus8e)

324 It's not just Jack Smith. Mueller also had indictments ready every time Democrats needed a political boost.

Posted by: MikeN at August 03, 2023 12:21 AM (XygMV)

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