Performing Cement Truck Lizzo Sued by Backup Dancers Who Allege Intolerable Sexual Harrassment

Her backup dancers also accuse Lizzo of "fat-phobic" treatment and "weight-shaming," which is, in legal terms, "a real howdoyoudo."

Now, I'm posting this because it's funny and because Lizzo is giant turd factory whose assembly lines have gone crazy, but the allegations here are, legally speaking, a lot of petty nonsense that some people who got fired are trying to contrive into Payoff Material.

Singer Lizzo is being sued by three of her former dancers for sexual harassment and creating a hostile work environment, according to a suit filed in Los Angeles Superior Court Tuesday on their behalf.
The suit, obtained by Fox News Digital, also alleges the plaintiffs were pressured to touch a nude performer at an Amsterdam nightclub, endure an "excruciating" audition after claims of unprofessionalism and drinking on the job, and that they were prevented from finding work outside the tour.
Representatives for Lizzo did not immediately respond to Fox News Digital's request for comment.
"The stunning nature of how Lizzo and her management team treated their performers seems to go against everything Lizzo stands for publicly, while privately she weight-shames her dancers and demeans them in ways that are not only illegal but absolutely demoralizing," the lawyer for the plaintiffs, Ron Zambrano, said in a statement.
Two of the plaintiffs, Arianna Davis and Crystal Williams, began working with Lizzo after competing on her Amazon reality show, "Watch Out for the Big Grrrls," in 2021, and were later fired, according to the suit.
The third plaintiff, Noelle Rodriguez, was hired the same year after performing in the music video for Lizzo's song "Rumors" and later resigned.
Davis claims she was questioned about her body after a performance at the South by Southwest festival, saying comments about her seeming "less committed" to her role on tour were "thinly veiled concerns" about her gaining weight.

Thinly-veiled comments about being fat? Well-played.

Lizzo, born Melissa Jefferson, is described as "relentless" in her questioning, as well as in other instances in the suit, particularly a night out in Amsterdam's red-light district after a performance.
While there, she allegedly pressured Davis and others into touching the nude performers, which they say they did because they felt refusing may have hurt their employment. The suit also claimed Lizzo "badgered" a security guard into going onstage, where she pulled his pants down, and he was then whipped by the performers.
"Plaintiffs were aghast with how little regard Lizzo showed for the bodily autonomy of her employees and those around her, especially in the presence of many people whom she employed," the complaint states.

They're trying to transform the security guard's possible (weak) claim into their own claim.

There was also an alleged re-auditioning process that came after rumors of supposed unprofessionalism and false accusations of drinking before shows, the plaintiffs claim.

Lizzo was unprofessional for accusing them of drinking before shows?

How much you wanna bet they were drinking before shows?

Shortly after this process, Davis claims she was fired for recording audio of rehearsal notes that she later deleted. Williams was previously let go "under the guise of budget cuts."

You were fired twice, you say? I'm just not getting an Employee of the Month vibe here.

The complaint says Rodriguez resigned after speaking up during one of the rehearsals and nearly became involved in an altercation with Lizzo.
"Lizzo aggressively approached Ms. Rodriquez, cracking her knuckles, balling her fists, and exclaiming, 'You're lucky. You're so f---ing lucky!' Ms. Rodriguez feared that Lizzo intended to hit her and would have done so if one of the other dancers had not intervened," the complaint states. "Neither security nor management did anything to de-escalate the situation. As Lizzo left the room, she raised both her middle fingers and yelled, 'Bye, b----!'"

I mean... I guess that's simple assault? I guess that's worth a few thou?

The suit claims Davis was forced to stay behind in her room after her recording was discovered, leading to a false imprisonment allegation.

So, like I said, they're just taking anything that happened and then spinning some kind of a claim out of it.

Lizzo's dance captain, Shirlene Quigley, is also listed in the filing and alleged to have pushed her religious beliefs on performers while simultaneously shaming those who disagreed. She also allegedly shared her own sexual fantasies and practices with the dancers and routinely discussed the virginity of one of the plaintiffs, Davis.
The suit does not specify if Lizzo knew about the claims against Quigley.

They also claim that they were put on a contractual "soft hold" during times they were not actually working, but Lizzo wanted them to be available for work.

That's something you can quit over -- but I don't think you can sue for it.

They claimed they weren't being paid at all during this "soft hold" time when they were not working but not allowed to work for someone else, but then were paid 50% of their normal rate while not working.

And then they said that Lizzo, who is black, racially discriminated against black dancers.

"Specifically, BGBT management treated the Black members of the dance team differently than other members. BGBT's management team consisted entirely of white Europeans who often accused the Black members of the dance team of being lazy, unprofessional, and having bad attitudes," according to the lawsuit.
"Not only do these words ring familiar as tropes used to disparage and discourage Black women from advocating for themselves, but the same accusations were not levied against dancers who are not Black."

I'm just going to put myself in risk of a defamation lawsuit and say that this lawsuit screams "lazy," "unprofessional," "bad attitude," and "day-drinking."

The complaint alleges only the dance team "comprised of full-figured women of color" were treated poorly by Lizzo and others listed in the filing.
"Only the dance cast -- comprised of full-figured women of color -- were ever spoken to in this manner, giving Plaintiffs the impression that these comments were charged with racial and fat-phobic animus."

The obese black woman Lizzo is discriminating against other obese black women.

As much as I'd love that to be true, this just sounds like a big pile of crap to me.

Posted by: Ace at 03:20 PM

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Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 03:21 PM (DRSnL)

2 first no noods!

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 03:21 PM (iziT8)

3 2d?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 03:21 PM (xTRSc)

4 Chuy wrote that headline

Posted by: Doof (When in the course of human events...) at August 02, 2023 03:22 PM (2pH9T)

5 CLICK HERE TO GET THE FOX NEWS APP

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I tired clicking and nothing happened!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

6 Jordan you vex me.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 03:22 PM (iziT8)

7 "Only the dance cast -- comprised of full-figured women of color -- were ever spoken to in this manner, giving Plaintiffs the impression that these comments were charged with racial and fat-phobic animus."

LOL. I guessed the demography of the plaintiffs in this joke lawsuit before I even read this line.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 02, 2023 03:22 PM (+b4rY)

8 Sounds like Lizzo needs Paul Anka to come in there and clean up the loose shit with the backup dancers

Posted by: brak at August 02, 2023 03:22 PM (25k9m)

9 At least a Lizzo thread is preferable to a Biden pedophilia thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 03:22 PM (xTRSc)

10 9 At least a Lizzo thread is preferable to a Biden pedophilia thread.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 03:22 PM (xTRSc)

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What about a movie thread?

I'm just askin'.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

11 Was this at the famous Edgewater Inn?

Posted by: pawn at August 02, 2023 03:23 PM (wsHtO)

12 Jordan you vex me.
Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 03:22 PM (iziT8 )

That's what I'm here for.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 03:23 PM (DRSnL)

13 I don't care about this.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at August 02, 2023 03:23 PM (tA1/w)

14 The complaint alleges only the dance team "comprised of full-figured women of color" were treated poorly by Lizzo and others listed in the filing.

"Only the dance cast -- comprised of full-figured women of color -- were ever spoken to in this manner, giving Plaintiffs the impression that these comments were charged with racial and fat-phobic animus."

I can't wait to hear how this is all my fault.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2023 03:24 PM (eOEVl)

15 These NYC shop owners beating a black robber relentlessly is unfortunate.

https://tinyurl.com/ywenjpxz

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2023 03:24 PM (Gf3mx)

16 Lizzo's very existence is intolerable sexual harrassment

Posted by: henry at August 02, 2023 03:24 PM (JMDly)

17 Listen FAT !

Posted by: Joe The Weather Biden at August 02, 2023 03:24 PM (NtVYv)

18 If Lizzo calls you fat, you fat.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2023 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Look, fat......

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

21 for damages that cover emotional distress, unpaid wages, loss of earnings and attorney's fees and tips for the bartender at Chi-Chi's.

Posted by: Ace

And years of fat farm memberships.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 02, 2023 03:25 PM (cerwu)

22 18 If Lizzo calls you fat, you fat.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2023 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

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Posit:

Lizzo only has the funhouse mirrors that make you look thin in her house. The primary charge of her assistant is to keep regular mirrors away from Lizzo.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

23 Meanwhile, Jason Aldean's song "Try that in a Small Town" has reached the top spot in the Billboard Charts. The Streisand Effect wins again. My now rural living sister in Western PA says it's getting LOTS of airplay in Real America.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 02, 2023 03:25 PM (sAmhv)

24 487 NOOD Lizzo
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 03:21 PM (DRSnL)

My kingdom for some brain bleach

Posted by: Doof (When in the course of human events...) at August 02, 2023 03:25 PM (2pH9T)

25 Nick Reketia covered this story last night on his Rumble live stream. His take was loud, profane, and funny as heck.

About 2 hours into his Rumble live stream, long after he closed out his YouTube stream.

Posted by: rd at August 02, 2023 03:25 PM (L26pL)

26 So Lizzo as fat as she is questioned others for being too fat ? Not like she's twiggy or anything... Maybe Piggy

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2023 03:25 PM (bs+z0)

27 Yuck.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 02, 2023 03:25 PM (DTX3h)

28 Suddenly, I'm in the mood for banana splits.
https://tinyurl.com/ybpynn9e

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 03:25 PM (krqg6)

29 She so fat, when she shits around the house, SHE SHITS around the house.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

30 No idea who Lizzo is

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2023 03:26 PM (xhxe8)

31 Before any of you old farts say "who is Lizzo?" I just want to say who is Lizzo?

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 03:26 PM (iziT8)

32 That's what I'm here for.
Posted by: Jordan61

It's good to have a purpose in life, isn't it?

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 03:26 PM (tQL7r)

33 "Full-figured women of color" = fat black chicks

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 03:26 PM (J2vNu)

34 Apparently for some, fat drunk and stupid is a way to go through life. RIP Dean Wormer.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 03:26 PM (eqKLj)

35 This is just bananas.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2023 03:26 PM (TZ75n)

36 This is like the Iran-Iraq war right? If those countries were untalented fat asses of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2023 03:26 PM (lc5cP)

37 Lizzie is the new fat black face of white supremacy then?

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (8SAJV)

38 "15 These NYC shop owners beating a black robber relentlessly is unfortunate.
"

Looks like it might be being blocked.

Posted by: pawn at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (wsHtO)

39 We are told Lizzo is beautiful.

Tell some broad she looks like Lizzo. See how that works out for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (fN5AQ)

40 I'm not falling for the banana in the bonus hole trick.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (ZLI7S)

41 Hey Lizzo...you might want to lay off the ho-hos a bit.

Posted by: Grom the Pauch at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (lc5cP)

42 Better suggestion,
Lardo

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (xhxe8)

43 Well, they better have receipts or this is just another gold-digging scheme, most likely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

44 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

You stole my line and now the object of the joke is gone.

CURSE YOOOOUUU, TJMMMMM!!!

Posted by: pookysgirl, a day late and a dollar short at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (dtlDP)

45 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee
3 Dancers Sue Lizzo Alleging She Ate Them And Their Entire Families
https://buff.ly/3DGdSso

Posted by: Mister Ghost

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (krqg6)

46 Y'all just wanna shower with her.

Posted by: Auspex at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (j4U/Z)

47 Guessing this show is for people way overweight

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (xhxe8)

48 Tell some broad she looks like Lizzo. See how that works out for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (fN5AQ)

you first. I'll hold your beer.

Posted by: henry at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (JMDly)

49 As we used to say in show biz

"You took the gig."

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 02, 2023 03:28 PM (MeG8a)

50 I might have believed some of the claims had merit and had sympathy for the plaintiffs until the pulled the race card.

It's always the race card. Always.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2023 03:28 PM (Xb3lU)

51 44 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

You stole my line and now the object of the joke is gone.

CURSE YOOOOUUU, TJMMMMM!!!
Posted by: pookysgirl, a day late and a dollar short at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (dtlDP)

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I'm just surprised that ace hasn't come around to call me out on my foolishness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

52 My cat Stirling is a full-figured male of color (black, in his case). I've told him so. Am I liable to be sued?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 03:28 PM (J2vNu)

53 If you had to see Lizzio in her outfits every day for hours at a time, you’d be doing a lot more than day drinking.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2023 03:28 PM (JTwsP)

54 Thought experiment:

Whenever you see someone Lizzo sized, try to calculate how long it's been since they could wipe themselves.

Posted by: Fritzy at August 02, 2023 03:28 PM (LM1wn)

55 I saw Lizzo preform at the Macy's Parade. She was wearing Ropes!

Posted by: RODNEY at August 02, 2023 03:28 PM (2znMt)

56 Lizzo ain't down with the struggle? Shocked.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 02, 2023 03:28 PM (oWBc3)

57 Rural western PA is the redist of Red.

Posted by: pawn at August 02, 2023 03:28 PM (wsHtO)

58 Y'all just wanna shower with her.
Posted by: Auspex at August 02, 2023

***
Not enough water in Lake Mead for that

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 03:29 PM (J2vNu)

59 Megan the Stallion>Lizzo

Posted by: mr tmz at August 02, 2023 03:29 PM (rJ48h)

60 She's a vile person

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2023 03:29 PM (bs+z0)

61 No idea who Lizzo is
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2023 03:26

I know who she is but I have no idea what she does.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 02, 2023 03:29 PM (aCNZ6)

62 I infer that Lizzo is some fat singer but I wouldn't recognize her if I accidentally harpooned her.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2023 03:30 PM (aD39U)

63 Wait, Liz Cheney changed her name?

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 03:30 PM (ZxM+9)

64 "As much as I'd love that to be true, this just sounds like a big pile of crap to me."

Yep. All of western pop culture is a steaming pile of crap. My 2 pennies.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 02, 2023 03:30 PM (C1n5c)

65 I know who she is but I have no idea what she does.

Eats.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2023 03:30 PM (lc5cP)

66 61 No idea who Lizzo is
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2023 03:26

Consider yourself lucky

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2023 03:30 PM (bs+z0)

67 The Banana-In-The-Cooch claim is what we in the employment litigation defense game call a "Marquee Allegation."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 02, 2023 03:30 PM (guGkK)

68 Where else are fat dancers going to get a job unless it's with the tub of uncontrolled lard Lizzo. Maybe low end strip bars.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 03:30 PM (BdMk6)

69 I'll have to look, but I thought there was a story out there about how Lizzo was making employees eat banana's out of someone bonus hole........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

70 Now, I'm posting this because it's funny and because Lizzo is giant turd factory whose assembly lines have gone crazy, but the allegations here are, legally speaking, a lot of petty nonsense that some people who got fired are trying to contrive into Payoff Material.
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AosHQ: come for the current events, stay for the poetry.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:30 PM (t0OGg)

71 I thought "full figured women of color" was code for "government employee".

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (iziT8)

72 If you had to see Lizzio in her outfits every day for hours at a time, you’d be doing a lot more than day drinking.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Seriously. She and her outfits scare me. And that's just seeing them in pictures.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (tQL7r)

73 You dismiss stuff like this at your peril. It's a roadmap to the full on Helter Skelter intersectionality wars coming. You need popcorn and ammo, mostly ammo. A claymore would be useful as well.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (oWBc3)

74 The obese black woman Lizzo is discriminating against other obese black women.

As much as I'd love that to be true, this just sounds like a big pile of crap to me.

I figured she'd be more of a Highlander vibe where Lizzo would eat another obese black woman and then proclaim with a loud belch, "There can be only one!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (Bd6X8)

75 I know who she is but I have no idea what she does.

Eats.
Posted by: 18-1

Lots.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (TZ75n)

76 Wait, Liz Cheney changed her name?

Nah Lizzie strongly prefers MOABs over Snickers.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (lc5cP)

77 Post needs Norm on Adele, "She is almost as fat as I am. I picture her on her hands and knees with an apple in her mouth. What!? I like a woman who knows her way around a funnel cake"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (kqRg2)

78 The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee

3 Dancers Sue Lizzo Alleging She Ate Them And Their Entire Families https://buff.ly/3DGdSso
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 02, 2023

***
"That's one pudgy dragon!"
"Yeah, he got himself a new den."
"Did he *eat* the old one?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (J2vNu)

79 Lizzo forced dancers to eat bananas from sex workers’ vaginas during Amsterdam trip: bombshell lawsuit

The pop star is facing shocking allegations from three former dancers, including claims she pressured them to participate in disturbing sex shows.

Francesca Bascardi – Page Six; news.com.au ; 2 min read; August 2, 2023 - 7:52AM

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (krqg6)

80 How much you wanna bet they were drinking before shows?
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Irrelevant. Alcoholism is a disease and therefore a disability and Lizzo needed to make reasonable accommodations.

Posted by: Canada, apparently at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (t0OGg)

81 No idea who Lizzo is
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2023 03:26

I know who she is but I have no idea what she does.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 02, 2023 03:29 PM (aCNZ6)

All I know is she's got some sort of elephantitus, yet wears tube tops and thongs all over the place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Corgis are fat asses but people think they're cute.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (aCNZ6)

83 Lizzo is giant turd factory whose assembly lines have gone crazy
........

Classic Ace.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

84 Performing cement truck...

Reminds me of the Bill James comment, when he was rating players back in the day. When talking about Steve Balboni, he said he "has tremendous power, runs like a file cabinet."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (dGCAG)

85 63
'Lizzo Cheney'

*That* is funny.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 02, 2023 03:32 PM (Hszs6)

86 Post needs Norm on Adele, "She is almost as fat as I am. I picture her on her hands and knees with an apple in her mouth. What!? I like a woman who knows her way around a funnel cake"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2023

***
Adele got herself looking nice with diet and weight training a few years ago. Is she still slim(mer)?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 03:32 PM (J2vNu)

87 40 I'm not falling for the banana in the bonus hole trick.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2023 03:27 PM (ZLI7S)

The Ole banana in the bonus hole trick. Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Maxwell smart at August 02, 2023 03:32 PM (eggM4)

88 Ah the old banana in the tailpipe trick.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 03:32 PM (eqKLj)

89 You dismiss stuff like this at your peril. It's a roadmap to the full on Helter Skelter intersectionality wars coming. You need popcorn and ammo, mostly ammo. A claymore would be useful as well.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (oWBc3)

No flamethrower?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 02, 2023 03:32 PM (C1n5c)

90 Suddenly, I'm in the mood for banana splits.
https://tinyurl.com/ybpynn9e
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 03:25 PM (krqg6)

Yeah...that's the story I read this morning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

91 At least it wasn't the ol' banana up the tailpipe gag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Megan the Stallion>Lizzo
Posted by: mr tmz

Point of order. Shouldn't that be Megan THEE Stallion?

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 03:33 PM (tQL7r)

93 Performing Cement Truck Lizzo

Ha, ha, ha! Ace is warming up.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 02, 2023 03:33 PM (GshMh)

94 Geez. That chick is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks. Who did she fat shame- a hippo?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2023 03:33 PM (BrMJn)

95 Lizzo is giant turd factory

Is she a giant factory for turds? Or a factory of giant turds?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2023 03:34 PM (aD39U)

96 Megan the Stallion>Lizzo
Posted by: mr tmz

Point of order. Shouldn't that be Megan THEE Stallion?

Correct, I messed up her name.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 02, 2023 03:34 PM (rJ48h)

97 I hear Jason Aldean changed the video to lessen the BLM "effect". You can't spell pussy without poseur.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 02, 2023 03:34 PM (oWBc3)

98 They also claim that they were put on a contractual "soft hold" during times they were not actually working, but Lizzo wanted them to be available for work.
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Not weird in my experience. Back when I worked in TV, I was fired simply by never being put on the schedule. I asked my boss what was going on and he said, "you're not fired, but I will tell you off the record that you're never going to be put on the schedule."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)

99 This Lizzo is fat. I hit her with my car. She asked me, 'Why didn't you go around me?' I told her, 'I didn't have enough gas.

Posted by: RODNEY at August 02, 2023 03:34 PM (2znMt)

100 Another situation where the only optimal solution is for everyone to lose.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 03:34 PM (YIVH2)

101 Point of order. Shouldn't that be Megan THEE Stallion?
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 03:33 PM (tQL7r)

Does she have acockenballs ?

Posted by: Joe The Weather Biden at August 02, 2023 03:34 PM (NtVYv)

102 "Specifically, BGBT management treated the Black members of the dance team differently than other members. BGBT's management team consisted entirely of white Europeans who often accused the Black members of the dance team of being lazy, unprofessional, and having bad attitudes," according to the lawsuit.
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Y'know what I'm more than sick of? I'm sick of seeing "black" capitalized in this context.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

103 Thinly-veiled comments about being fat? Well-played.

-----------

Where's Jackie Chiles when you need him?

"If the veil doesn't fit, you musta quit!"

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 03:35 PM (ZxM+9)

104 Is this the same Lizzo who the LOC allowed to stick Adams' flute up her pussy?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 02, 2023 03:36 PM (slgIg)

105 white Europeans managing overweight black dancers.

Gold Jerry. Absolute gold.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 02, 2023 03:36 PM (JkCto)

106 "As much as I'd love that to be true, this just sounds like a big pile of crap to me."
Posted by: Ace at 03:20 PM

Well yeah, it's a stupid lawsuit, filed by stupid people.

My assumption though, if we're talking about a "hostile work environment" for a pod of backup singers for Lizzo, it's as likely as not Lizzo made a habit of eating the last Dilly Bar, and not otherwise leaving out the b**chy comments when dealing with these whales.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2023 03:36 PM (dGCAG)

107
Point of order. Shouldn't that be Megan THEE Stallion?
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 03:33 PM (tQL7r)

So, she's a dude with a horse dick?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

108 I infer that Lizzo is some fat singer but I wouldn't recognize her if I accidentally harpooned her.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2023

***
"She broke the record, way under water
I thought that she was doin' fine.
I wasn't nervous, not until the service
That they held for Clementine!

"Hey, you, sailor, way out in your whaler,
With your harpoon and trusty line,
If she shows now, yell, 'There she blows now!'
It just may be chunky Clementine!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 03:36 PM (J2vNu)

109 I bet the concert green-room looks like a Buc-ees warehouse.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 03:36 PM (IG4Id)

110 "No flamethrower?"

At Lizzo?

Not unless you want to start a fire that won't go out for weeks.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 02, 2023 03:36 PM (ou9hh)

111 Y'know what I'm more than sick of? I'm sick of seeing "black" capitalized in this context.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

Lord, yes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 03:37 PM (DRSnL)

112 Does Lizzo beep when she backs up?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 02, 2023 03:37 PM (aCNZ6)

113 Lizzo is giant turd factory

Is she a giant factory for turds? Or a factory of giant turds?

Never let it be said that we here at AOSHQ are afraid to dig deep and tackle the tough questions.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2023 03:37 PM (eOEVl)

114 Did I miss the part in this post where Lizzo in Amsterdam made her dancers eat bananas out of sex workers vaginas?

Posted by: Seems legit at August 02, 2023 03:37 PM (Lv84X)

115 Maybe Lizzo can be the spokes model for Maple Syrup?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:37 PM (4eKPg)

116 Seriously. She and her outfits scare me. And that's just seeing them in pictures.
Posted by: Prime Sister

Those female singers on the R&B, disco, and Soul charts from the 70s and 80s at least looked healthy. A bit coked out but healthy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 02, 2023 03:37 PM (sAmhv)

117 I hear Jason Aldean changed the video to lessen the BLM "effect". You can't spell pussy without poseur.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 02, 2023 03:34 PM

He had to because FOX was going to sue him for using their footage.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 03:37 PM (eqKLj)

118 Y'know what I'm more than sick of? I'm sick of seeing "black" capitalized in this context.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

Isn't that an AP mandate now?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

119 the dance team
.......

They misspelled 'pod'.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2023 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

120 You dismiss stuff like this at your peril. It's a roadmap to the full on Helter Skelter intersectionality wars coming. You need popcorn and ammo, mostly ammo. A claymore would be useful as well.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 02, 2023 03:31 PM (oWBc3)

No flamethrower?
Posted by: Ganowicz

I was thinking of investing in a trebuchet

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (tQL7r)

121 Did I miss the part in this post where Lizzo in Amsterdam made her dancers eat bananas out of sex workers vaginas?
Posted by: Seems legit at August 02, 2023 03:37 PM (Lv84X)
++++
Seriously?

Gross. No paycheck is worth eating a banana out of a whore's holes while Lizzo dances around.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (t0OGg)

122 102 We capitalize “Negro,” so why not capitalize “black” when it means the same thing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (xTRSc)

123 This Lizzo is fat. I hit her with my car. She asked me, 'Why didn't you go around me?' I told her, 'I didn't have enough gas.
Posted by: RODNEY at August 02, 2023 03:34 PM (2znMt)

Egad, I miss that man.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (dGCAG)

124 So, she's a dude with a horse dick?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Holy shit, Wilbur!

Posted by: Mr Ed at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (TZ75n)

125 108 I infer that Lizzo is some fat singer but I wouldn't recognize her if I accidentally harpooned her.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2023
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I looked her up. Don't do that.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (4eKPg)

126 115 Maybe Lizzo can be the spokes model for Maple Syrup?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:37 PM (4eKPg)

What?

Posted by: Aunt Jemima at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (PiwSw)

127 I can't wait to hear how this is all my fault.

BGBT's management team consisted entirely of white Europeans who often accused the Black members of the dance team of being lazy, unprofessional, and having bad attitudes," according to the lawsuit.

There it is!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (eOEVl)

128 Isn't that an AP mandate now?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
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Oh, probably. I know they were talking about it.

Doesn't make it right. At all. In any context.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (t0OGg)

129 We capitalize “Negro,” so why not capitalize “black” when it means the same thing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (xTRSc)

We do?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

130 "No flamethrower?"

At Lizzo?

Not unless you want to start a fire that won't go out for weeks.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

That 42 million tire fire is small in comparison.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (fN5AQ)

131 And you didn't even post a photo...

I kid, I kid. No one wants to see that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (CDn/C)

132 When talking about Steve Balboni, he said he "has tremendous power, runs like a file cabinet."
Posted by: BurtTC

Heh! That gets the point across

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (tQL7r)

133 The banana thing was weird, ok, but catching dildoes launched from the vagoo?
Is there a score keeper or something?
Maybe a rim shot and a B flat "ta da" chord from the band?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (MeG8a)

134 Sponge, did your wife ever find popsicles for her dad?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 03:39 PM (xTRSc)

135 >>>We do?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

The leftist rags do this now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2023 03:39 PM (CDn/C)

136 NPR did a spotlight on Lizzo, and they/she admitted that at first, the only fans who really got into her music were white people. It took a while for black culture to come around and show up at her concerts to the extent white girls did.

A leftist black singer who knows she owes her career to white people... I wonder if that doesn't grate her sometimes.

I will say this: girl has huge talent, and I love that she plays flute. Her songs are mood boosters for me. But I suspect she has self esteem issues that make her exhibit herself on social media, and oversex everything, in a way that's just not emotionally stable.

Also, girl needs to lay off the banana sexytimes.

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 03:39 PM (kuSTV)

137 "Giant Turd Factory" needs to be used more often.

Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 03:39 PM (UnA8+)

138 Cool. I love threads like these. Moar funner.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at August 02, 2023 03:39 PM (xPJvm)

139 118 Y'know what I'm more than sick of? I'm sick of seeing "black" capitalized in this context.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

black,black,black,black White,White,White,White

turning the tables

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2023 03:39 PM (bs+z0)

140
Not unless you want to start a fire that won't go out for weeks.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 02, 2023 03:36 PM

You thought that cargo liner full of E.V's was hard to extinguish.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 03:39 PM (eqKLj)

141 104 Is this the same Lizzo who the LOC allowed to stick Adams' flute up her pussy?
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James Madison's flute I think, and she twerked with it, but yeah.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 02, 2023 03:39 PM (+b4rY)

142 The Stallion moniker is because everyone wants to ride her.

Posted by: pawn at August 02, 2023 03:40 PM (wsHtO)

143 Gross. No paycheck is worth eating a banana out of a whore's holes while Lizzo dances around.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (t0OGg)

Meanwhile, Louis CK (who I can't stand, actually) remains persona non grata in some circles for merely asking female comics if he can whack off in front of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2023 03:40 PM (dGCAG)

144 Another angry, entitled, fat, black woman. But such a special talent!

Posted by: Regular joe at August 02, 2023 03:40 PM (nnp+f)

145 Those female singers on the R&B, disco, and Soul charts from the 70s and 80s at least looked healthy. A bit coked out but healthy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 02, 2023

***
Before Insanity Picture: Marilyn McCoo of The Fifth Dimension
After Insanity Picture: Lizzo

(The intermediate step was Flip Wilson as Geraldine)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 03:40 PM (J2vNu)

146 Is she a giant factory for turds? Or a factory of giant turds?
Posted by: G'rump928

Tomato, tomahto.
I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 03:40 PM (tQL7r)

147 My Darling Clementine is not a laughing matter

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 02, 2023 03:40 PM (Eeb9P)

148 Did I miss the part in this post where Lizzo in Amsterdam made her dancers eat bananas out of sex workers vaginas?

Posted by: Seems legit at August 02, 2023 03:37 PM (Lv84X)

I guess Ace left it out. This is a classy blog, you know.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 03:40 PM (DRSnL)

149 Week 2 of turning Wednesday into a mini-leg day (Mondays and Fridays are the big ones).

I hate it.

I hate leg days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

150 Y'know what I'm more than sick of? I'm sick of seeing "black" capitalized in this context.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

black,black,black,black White,White,White,White

turning the tables

Piebald, piebald, Piebald, piebald, Piebald, piebald...

Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2023 03:40 PM (eOEVl)

151 Y'know what I'm more than sick of? I'm sick of seeing "black" capitalized in this context.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

--------

Prager has also complains about and objects to that.

Was there something like the Associated Press Styleguide that first did that? I just assumed that they were gonna apply the same capitalization rule to "white" as well -- but per that quote, apparently not.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 03:41 PM (ZxM+9)

152 141 104 Is this the same Lizzo who the LOC allowed to stick Adams' flute up her pussy?
--------------------------
James Madison's flute I think, and she twerked with it, but yeah.
Posted by: the lower depths at August 02, 2023 03:39 PM (+b4rY)

========

I'm never touching that thing again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

153 Guessing this show is for people way overweight
Posted by: Skip

Speaking of that, didja fo to The Fat Festival ? For a quick peek-a-boo ?

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2023 03:41 PM (T4tVD)

154 For three months, we had no rain. Now it rains every day.

Weird place.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2023 03:41 PM (dGCAG)

155 @117, if so, Aldean needed to go scorched earth on Fox. The whole, "lives, fortunes and sacred honor" thing. Paint Fox into the CMT corner. Talking Heads Burning Down the House time

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 02, 2023 03:41 PM (oWBc3)

156 For three months, we had no rain. Now it rains every day.

Weird place.

Earth?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2023 03:42 PM (eOEVl)

157 This Lizzo is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.

Posted by: RODNEY at August 02, 2023 03:42 PM (2znMt)

158 Is this the same Lizzo who the LOC allowed to stick Adams' flute up her pussy?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 02, 2023 03:36 PM (slgIg)

Yup.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 03:42 PM (BdMk6)

159 “ As much as I'd love that to be true, this just sounds like a big pile of crap to me.”

Well, since it’s got the “tenor of truth” I’ll just take it as *my* truth anyway.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2023 03:42 PM (fKIdX)

160 Was there something like the Associated Press Styleguide that first did that? I just assumed that they were gonna apply the same capitalization rule to "white" as well -- but per that quote, apparently not.
----------------
Caucasian is hard to spell.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:42 PM (4eKPg)

161 This is a classy blog, you know.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 03:40 PM (DRSnL)

Family Friendly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2023 03:42 PM (aD39U)

162 Week 2 of turning Wednesday into a mini-leg day (Mondays and Fridays are the big ones).

I hate it.

I hate leg days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir

Ya don't like working your mini leg ?

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2023 03:42 PM (T4tVD)

163 Louis CK is a dreadful human but that dude makes me laugh.

Anytime I watch one of his shows I am entertained and then need to take a shower to get the stink off.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 03:43 PM (iziT8)

164 97 I hear Jason Aldean changed the video to lessen the BLM "effect". You can't spell pussy without poseur.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

Heard that too. Don't know, don't care. The song is still pissing off all the right people. Had the usual suspects had not said a word, the song and video would have just come and gone. They didn't and here we are. This song is #1 on Billboard. It amuses me.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 02, 2023 03:43 PM (sAmhv)

165 Was there something like the Associated Press Styleguide that first did that? I just assumed that they were gonna apply the same capitalization rule to "white" as well -- but per that quote, apparently not.
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 03:41 PM (ZxM+9)
++++
Nope. Only "Black" gets capitalized. The whites, as you know, are unworthy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:43 PM (t0OGg)

166 That Lizzo lawsuit reminds us that even our progressive faves can be a disappointing letdown...She has her own body-inclusive and gender-affirming shape-wear brand, Yitty, which intentionally includes transgender people...after all of that empowerment, why are the same people she mentored in "Big Grrls," suing her?

...the allegations don't mesh with this impenetrable women's advocate and spokesperson for body inclusivity impression that the singer has constructed for herself in her last several years rising into a megastar. Some of this image was thrust onto the star because of the position fatphobic people have put her in as one of the few plus-sized Black women in mainstream culture and music.

...I do feel that celebrities owe it to themselves to be honest when they haven't lived up to expectations they hold themselves to. Lizzo accomplished that when she changed ableist lyrics after public criticism urged her to take accountability.

Posted by: Intercepted Salon Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 02, 2023 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

167 162 Ya don't like working your mini leg ?
Posted by: JT at August 02, 2023 03:42 PM (T4tVD)

=======

It's the chaffing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

168 Performing cement truck...

You'll be hearing from Our Lawyers

Posted by: Performing cement truck Union #244 at August 02, 2023 03:43 PM (bs+z0)

169 This Lizzo is fat. I hit her with my car. She asked me, 'Why didn't you go around me?' I told her, 'I didn't have enough gas.
Posted by: RODNEY at August 02, 2023 03:34 PM (2znMt)
*
Egad, I miss that man.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2023

***
Newsmax showed a couple clips from his Back to School movie, when as a businessman going back to college, he schools the professor about the realities of the business world. Great stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 03:43 PM (J2vNu)

170 We capitalize “Negro,” so why not capitalize “black” when it means the same thing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 03:38 PM (xTRSc)

That's just to remind us not to pronounce it with a "Hard R"

Posted by: Kindltot - Click the Link for info on the PNW MoMee at August 02, 2023 03:43 PM (xhaym)

171
Point of order. Shouldn't that be Megan THEE Stallion?

Never got that one. Why would a woman be named after a virile male horse? Excepting Moochelle, of course

Posted by: Azjaeger at August 02, 2023 03:43 PM (q97Za)

172 166 ...the allegations don't mesh with this impenetrable women's advocate and spokesperson for body inclusivity impression that the singer has constructed for herself in her last several years rising into a megastar. Some of this image was thrust onto the star because of the position fatphobic people have put her in as one of the few plus-sized Black women in mainstream culture and music.

...I do feel that celebrities owe it to themselves to be honest when they haven't lived up to expectations they hold themselves to. Lizzo accomplished that when she changed ableist lyrics after public criticism urged her to take accountability.
Posted by: Intercepted Salon Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 02, 2023 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

========

Aretha Franklin was rail thin, and all we heard about her was her weight, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

173 Totally not a fat joke, but this seems to be an example of the Left devouring their own.

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 03:44 PM (l4B/J)

174 >>>That's something you can quit over

I mean, you can quit over anything.

Posted by: m at August 02, 2023 03:44 PM (ASp1y)

175 I am also in favor of capitalizing “white” when it means “Caucasian.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 03:44 PM (xTRSc)

176 TJM, have you ever seen the movie The Children of Men? Caught the last 15 minutes of it. It was very violent and grim. Supposedly, this movie won a lot of awards.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:44 PM (4eKPg)

177 Gay Justin Trudeau and his beard "wife" are getting divorced.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 02, 2023 03:44 PM (5wvXy)

178 Saw this on X last night.

Joe Biden, on phone: Hey guys, I'm just calling in to talk about weather.

Hunter, on phone: You're calling to talk about the weather?

Joe Biden: Whether or not those bitches have paid my 10 fucking percent.

Posted by: Candidus at August 02, 2023 03:44 PM (Zc7Fe)

179 Did you know hippos wander as far as 20 miles from the water at night. And those suckers are quick.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 02, 2023 03:45 PM (aCNZ6)

180 ... ...the allegations don't mesh with this impenetrable women's advocate and spokesperson for body inclusivity impression that the singer has constructed for herself in her last several years rising into a megastar. Some of this image was thrust onto the star because of the position fatphobic people have put her in as one of the few plus-sized Black women in mainstream culture and music. ...
Posted by: Intercepted Salon Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 02, 2023 03:43 PM (JCZqz)
++++
"Impenetrable," Salon? Really. Way to punch down. Especially following it up with "thrust."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:45 PM (t0OGg)

181 Louis CK is a dreadful human but that dude makes me laugh.

Anytime I watch one of his shows I am entertained and then need to take a shower to get the stink off.
Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 03:43 PM (iziT

I don't get it, I really don't. I'm not sure I've ever gotten more than a chuckle from something he's said, and given he is such a despicable human being, I won't waste my time.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2023 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

182 Sponge, did your wife ever find popsicles for her dad?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 03:39 PM (xTRSc)

She did. Now all is right with the world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

183 55 I saw Lizzo preform at the Macy's Parade. She was wearing Ropes!
Posted by: RODNEY at August 02, 2023 03:28 PM (2znMt)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at August 02, 2023 03:45 PM (ASp1y)

184 *uses fingernail to tap the patented Diogenes Giv-a-Shit Meter*

Tap
Tap

Nothing.

Oh well...

*searches for a Mannix woman*

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2023 03:45 PM (e4fEA)

185 Breaking911 @Breaking911 30m
WATCH LIVE: US Capitol Police Respond To "Concerning 911 Call" At Senate Office Buildings

Some guy armed with a banana. I think. See sock link.

Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich
BREAKING: I’m being told there is an active shooting threat in the Russell Senate Office Building. Staff in Dirksen have been given an announcement to lock all doors, shelter in place and remain quiet.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 03:45 PM (krqg6)

186 I think it's time for Mr. Mannix to link a photo of a busty brunette that never missed leg day.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2023 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

187 176 TJM, have you ever seen the movie The Children of Men? Caught the last 15 minutes of it. It was very violent and grim. Supposedly, this movie won a lot of awards.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:44 PM (4eKPg)

========

Yeah, I own it. It's harrowing.

Based on a PD James novel of the same name that took out the more Christian elements in favor of an immigration backdrop for its finale in particular.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

188 Gay Justin Trudeau and his beard "wife" are getting divorced.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 02, 2023 03:44 PM (5wvXy)

She tired of tasting cock when she kisses him goodnight.

He'll come out as homo in 6 weeks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

189 Gross. Everything about this woman and the people that are in her orbit (in the Newtonian sense) are gross.

Posted by: ballistic at August 02, 2023 03:46 PM (oXNqT)

190 Newsmax showed a couple clips from his Back to School movie, when as a businessman going back to college, he schools the professor about the realities of the business world. Great stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 03:43 PM (J2vNu)

I got that on DVD a couple years ago, and was surprised that I enjoyed it so much. I guess being 29 brings an appreciation for Mr. Dangerfield. When I was a dumb kid I thought he was not funny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at August 02, 2023 03:46 PM (xPJvm)

191 179 Did you know hippos wander as far as 20 miles from the water at night. And those suckers are quick.
--------------
Well, they're horses. They should be fast.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:46 PM (4eKPg)

192 This bikini blonde on a balcony doesn't care about Lizzo's shit, but is always happy to see lefties turn on each-other:
https://is.gd/ZMJupV

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:47 PM (t0OGg)

193 Sophie Grégoire Trudeau (m. 2005)

huh

Posted by: m at August 02, 2023 03:47 PM (ASp1y)

194 James Madison's flute I think, and she twerked with it, but yeah.
Posted by: the lower depths

Only twerked with it? Thought my intel used a different word there.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 03:47 PM (tQL7r)

195 Yeah, I own it. It's harrowing.

Based on a PD James novel of the same name that took out the more Christian elements in favor of an immigration backdrop for its finale in particular.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

Also switched it so that it was the women who were infertile, not the men, IIRC. Haven't read it in a long time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 03:47 PM (DRSnL)

196 I got that on DVD a couple years ago, and was surprised that I enjoyed it so much. I guess being 29 brings an appreciation for Mr. Dangerfield. When I was a dumb kid I thought he was not funny.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at August 02, 2023 03:46 PM (xPJvm)
++++
I saw that movie as a dumb kid. I thought it was funny.

Same planet, different worlds!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:47 PM (t0OGg)

197 Gay Justin Trudeau and his beard "wife" are getting divorced.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 02, 2023 03:44 PM (5wvXy

Ifyou'reunsureaboutthedefinitionoffopcheckoutJustin. )

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (aCNZ6)

198 Piggo plays a mean flute

Posted by: Ex GOP at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (4sJ6b)

199 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 21m
JUST IN - Footage from inside US Capitol after reports of active shooter at Senate buildings

https://tinyurl.com/52ebeh8n
3:22 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (krqg6)

200 As these allegations turn up the heat on Lizzo, she may be rendered defenseless.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (Gf3mx)

201 "I'll come over tonight. You can help me straighten out my Longfellow."

Posted by: Mr Ed at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (TZ75n)

202 195 Also switched it so that it was the women who were infertile, not the men, IIRC. Haven't read it in a long time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 03:47 PM (DRSnL)

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I've never read it, but I shall put it on the list.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

203 187 176 TJM, have you ever seen the movie The Children of Men? Caught the last 15 minutes of it. It was very violent and grim. Supposedly, this movie won a lot of awards.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:44 PM (4eKPg)

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Yeah, I own it. It's harrowing.

Based on a PD James novel of the same name that took out the more Christian elements in favor of an immigration backdrop for its finale in particular.
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Is it worth my time to view it?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (4eKPg)

204 Lizzo "badgered" a security guard into going onstage, where she pulled his pants down, and he was then whipped by the performers.
.......

Who among us doesn't want to be whipped in public by a bunch of fat chicks?

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

205 Just feelin' jumpy for no reason at all, I guess...

@ABC 17m
Spokesperson for D.C.'s Metropolitan Police Department tells @ABC News report of active shooter at Senate office building “appears to be a bad call.”

"No injuries and no shooter were located," the spokesperson said.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (IG4Id)

206 182 Glad to hear it, Sponge. No one should be without popsicles.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (xTRSc)

207 Aretha Franklin was rail thin, and all we heard about her was her weight, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

LEAVE POOR ARETHRA ALONE!

Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (dGCAG)

208 turning the tables

Piebald, piebald, Piebald, piebald, Piebald, piebald...
Posted by: Archimedes
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'Plaid' has been underutilized around here lately.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (b+gh8)

209 Based on a PD James novel of the same name that took out the more Christian elements in favor of an immigration backdrop for its finale in particular.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
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Also it was all about how nasty and bad George W. Bush was.

They just couldn't resist injecting the contemporary politics of the time into the story.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (t0OGg)

210 TJM, have you ever seen the movie The Children of Men? Caught the last 15 minutes of it. It was very violent and grim. Supposedly, this movie won a lot of awards.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023

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Oddly enough, it's based on a novel by that name by British detective-story writer P.D. James. Her only foray into science fiction as far as I know. Rather as if Agatha Christie, late in her career, had suddenly written a post-apocalyptic SF adventure story.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (J2vNu)

211 203 Yeah, I own it. It's harrowing.

Based on a PD James novel of the same name that took out the more Christian elements in favor of an immigration backdrop for its finale in particular.
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Is it worth my time to view it?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (4eKPg)

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I really like it. So...maybe?

I don't like recommendations. I don't really know your taste. I mean, it's not exactly Ghost Ship.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

212 205 Just feelin' jumpy for no reason at all, I guess...

@ABC 17m
Spokesperson for D.C.'s Metropolitan Police Department tells @ABC News report of active shooter at Senate office building “appears to be a bad call.”

"No injuries and no shooter were located," the spokesperson said.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (IG4Id)

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AOC was having flashbacks to ~~'Nam~~ 1/6.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

213
"No injuries and no shooter were located," the spokesperson said.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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AOC is cringing in fear, in a closet somewhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (b+gh8)

214 https://is.gd/ZMJupV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:47 PM (t0OGg)

Nice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

215 Wasn’t Trudeau senior gay?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (xTRSc)

216 Asked and answered!

186 I think it's time for Mr. Mannix to link a photo of a busty brunette that never missed leg day.
Posted by: wth at August 02, 2023 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

192 This bikini blonde on a balcony doesn't care about Lizzo's shit, but is always happy to see lefties turn on each-other:
https://is.gd/ZMJupV

Posted by: m at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (ASp1y)

217 Diana was rail thin, Aretha, not so much.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (oWBc3)

218 177 Gay Justin Trudeau and his beard "wife" are getting divorced.
Posted by: Pete in Texas

I guess his weeping in the shame closet was just too much for her.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (sAmhv)

219 I've never read it, but I shall put it on the list.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

Whoops, sorry for the spoiler then.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (DRSnL)

220 I find the psychology here fascinating. If you’re an evil, naraassistic hag, who happens to also be fat and unattractive, while you make your living being a public facing “celebrity.”

Would you want your backup dancers to be objectively more attractive than you or less? If they’re more attractive than you, that gives people (at least the ones with functioning eyes) some reason to watch your stuff. However if they’re even more Walrusesque than you are, you might look good by comparison.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (fKIdX)

221 There is a certain commonality of thought that occurs here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (b+gh8)

222 An active shooter in the Senate?

Well that just so bad. Heaven forfend.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (iziT8)

223 192 This bikini blonde on a balcony doesn't care about Lizzo's shit, but is always happy to see lefties turn on each-other:
https://is.gd/ZMJupV
Posted by: m at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (ASp1y)

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Pronounced dimple in knee.

3/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

224 Suddenly, I'm in the mood for banana splits.

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You misspelled "slits."

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (ZxM+9)

225 Whoozzo?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 03:51 PM (JvZF+)

226
@ABC 17m
Spokesperson for D.C.'s Metropolitan Police Department tells @ABC News report of active shooter at Senate office building “appears to be a bad call.”

"No injuries and no shooter were located," the spokesperson said.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (IG4Id)

False report and will be later dressed as a "MAGA lunatic pissed off about the Trump indictment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

227 219 I've never read it, but I shall put it on the list.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

Whoops, sorry for the spoiler then.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (DRSnL)

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If a story doesn't work spoiled, then it doesn't work. That's my motto.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

228 @ABC 17m
Spokesperson for D.C.'s Metropolitan Police Department tells @ABC News report of active shooter at Senate office building “appears to be a bad call.”

"No injuries and no shooter were located," the spokesperson said.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Dry run for somebody.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2023 03:51 PM (TZ75n)

229 https://youtu.be/kdN2W2KO4IA

An update of the Seattle I-5 homeless encampment mess.

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2023 03:51 PM (ufFY8)

230 213
"No injuries and no shooter were located," the spokesperson said.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Doesn't matter .. Somehow Trump is responsible ...And ban all guns!
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Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2023 03:51 PM (bs+z0)

231 199 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 21m
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https://tinyurl.com/52ebeh8n
3:22 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (krqg6)

yikes

Posted by: m at August 02, 2023 03:51 PM (ASp1y)

232 209
'how nasty and bad George W. Bush was.'

Ah yes. He was the Donald Trump of his time.
He simped his way back to respectability though.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 02, 2023 03:51 PM (Hszs6)

233 So even fat black chicks don't like fat black chicks?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 03:52 PM (KbCG3)

234 the allegations don't mesh with this IMPENETRABLE women's advocate and spokesperson for body inclusivity impression....

I'm thinking the flute trick disproves this.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 03:52 PM (tQL7r)

235 I don't like recommendations. I don't really know your taste. I mean, it's not exactly Ghost Ship.
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True, but you didn't tell me John Travolta was gonna be featured as a Brigadier General in The Thin Red Line. That kind of left a bruise on my opinion of the movie.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:52 PM (4eKPg)

236 "No injuries and no shooter were located," the spokesperson said.

we'll still be asking for the bank records of everyone who bought a gun last week, just in case

Posted by: FBI at August 02, 2023 03:52 PM (25k9m)

237 >>> James Madison's flute I think, and she twerked with it, but yeah.
Posted by: the lower depths at August 02, 2023 03:39 PM (+b4rY)

Crystal flute. Eh, she shook her booty a little while playing it, once I saw the footage I realized the outrage was a nothingburger. She literally played it very briefly on stage and then had to hand it back to the LOC flute handlers. It might be the one time the gen z kids in her audience have a positive connection to old white guy history besides seeing Hamilton.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mb62QNXY0g

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 03:52 PM (kuSTV)

238 oh

205 Just feelin' jumpy for no reason at all, I guess...

@ABC 17m
Spokesperson for D.C.'s Metropolitan Police Department tells @ABC News report of active shooter at Senate office building “appears to be a bad call.”

"No injuries and no shooter were located," the spokesperson said.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (IG4Id)

Posted by: m at August 02, 2023 03:52 PM (ASp1y)

239 235 True, but you didn't tell me John Travolta was gonna be featured as a Brigadier General in The Thin Red Line. That kind of left a bruise on my opinion of the movie.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:52 PM (4eKPg)

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George Clooney's one line cameo at the end wasn't a clue?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

240 D.C. Pigs say it was a false alarm.

Biden was wearing a mask visiting the building; had a hard-on; and someone thought it was a concealed handgun.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 03:52 PM (krqg6)

241 Gross. Everything about this woman and the people that are in her orbit (in the Newtonian sense) are gross.
Posted by: ballistic at August 02, 2023 03:46 PM (oXNqT)

If most women are from Venus, Lizzo is from Uranus (a gas giant).

Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter at August 02, 2023 03:52 PM (dGCAG)

242 Bill Clinton is lamenting cigars for bananas.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 02, 2023 03:52 PM (oWBc3)

243 An active shooter in the Senate?

Well that just so bad. Heaven forfend.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (iziT

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I can see the red Ultra MAGA hat and tiki torch from here.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 03:53 PM (ZxM+9)

244 That thing needs to go back in its cage.
Fat shaming?!?!
What the hell is that?!?! Pot meet kettle or in her case dumpster meet garbage truck.

She is probably mad the back up babes ate the last twenty pints of ice cream in the trailer.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 02, 2023 03:53 PM (PyjuW)

245 "The obese black woman Lizzo is discriminating against other obese black women. As much as I'd love that to be true, this just sounds like a big pile of crap to me."

Totally rings true to me. On a related note, I am 100% sure all the dancers were treated like dogshit and 99% of what they allege is true. The life of a backup dancer (or similar performer) is totally sucky. You are at the whim and beck and call of huge arrogant pricks with control-freak complexes. You have no employment leverage because there is a dozen people standing in line behind you for the job.

Why do they do it then? For the same reason pro football cheerleaders cheer despite the abuse: they want some of the fake glitz and glamor to rub off on them, they hope to find a rich boyfriend or husband in the industry, and they hope the exposure will jumpstart social media THOT careers. The fact that Jennifer Lopez launched her career as a dancer on Living Color was probably the worst thing to happen to dancers' expectations.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 02, 2023 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

246 This bikini blonde on a balcony doesn't care about Lizzo's shit, but is always happy to see lefties turn on each-other:
https://is.gd/ZMJupV

I get the impression she's turned on a few men herself.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 02, 2023 03:53 PM (Bd6X8)

247 OMG! OMG! OMG!!! I just heard on the news that July was the hottest month in the history of forever!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 02, 2023 03:54 PM (FVME7)

248 199 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 21m
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https://tinyurl.com/52ebeh8n
3:22 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck

Assuming this is not an OP, the US Capitol Police are not very good at their jobs. (it's an OP)

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 02, 2023 03:54 PM (sAmhv)

249 247 OMG! OMG! OMG!!! I just heard on the news that July was the hottest month in the history of forever!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 02, 2023 03:54 PM (FVME7)

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It's what happens when you put your Greenland thermometers in a volcano.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

250 OMG! OMG! OMG!!! I just heard on the news that July was the hottest month in the history of forever!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 02, 2023 03:54 PM (FVME7)

Core samples with sand from the north pole beg to differ.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

251 220 I find the psychology here fascinating. If you’re an evil, naraassistic hag, who happens to also be fat and unattractive, while you make your living being a public facing “celebrity.”

Would you want your backup dancers to be objectively more attractive than you or less? If they’re more attractive than you, that gives people (at least the ones with functioning eyes) some reason to watch your stuff. However if they’re even more Walrusesque than you are, you might look good by comparison.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (fKIdX)

Not ... here, as in at the AoSHq.

Posted by: m at August 02, 2023 03:55 PM (ASp1y)

252 Spokesperson for D.C.'s Metropolitan Police Department tells @ABC News report of active shooter at Senate office building “appears to be a bad call.”

BULL. SHIT. You don't make a mistake like that.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 03:55 PM (fN5AQ)

253 So even fat black chicks don't like fat black chicks?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
......

This does seem to be the moral of the story.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2023 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

254 Oh poop. Go eat a sammich, Karen.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2023 03:55 PM (dGCAG)

255 239 235 True, but you didn't tell me John Travolta was gonna be featured as a Brigadier General in The Thin Red Line. That kind of left a bruise on my opinion of the movie.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:52 PM (4eKPg)

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George Clooney's one line cameo at the end wasn't a clue?
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I was being kind and didn't bring that up. Otherwise, I did enjoy the rest of the movie. Even Sean Penn was good in it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:56 PM (4eKPg)

256 "No injuries and no shooter were located," the spokesperson said.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM

Nor the cocaine.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 03:56 PM (eqKLj)

257 255 I was being kind and didn't bring that up. Otherwise, I did enjoy the rest of the movie. Even Sean Penn was good in it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:56 PM (4eKPg)

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Penn isn't a bad actor. He's just a douche who loves dictators and wants one for America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

258 @237 and this is how we lose. Sacrilege is sacrilege. The violation scenes in the Exorcist were now Satan works by the way.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 02, 2023 03:56 PM (oWBc3)

259
BULL. SHIT. You don't make a mistake like that.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 03:55 PM (fN5AQ)

Out: Swatting Marjorie Taylor Greene

In: Swatting all of Congress.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

260 This bikini blonde on a balcony doesn't care about Lizzo's shit, but is always happy to see lefties turn on each-other:
https://is.gd/ZMJupV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:47 PM (t0OGg)

Meh. I mean I'd still do 'er though.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 03:56 PM (BdMk6)

261 207 Aretha Franklin was rail thin, and all we heard about her was her weight, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

LEAVE POOR ARETHRA ALONE!
Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (dGCAG)

Urethra?

Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 03:57 PM (UnA8+)

262 That is one of the most secured places in the US. Did Hunter smuggle the shooter in like a baggie of coke? The man is a veritable Houdini! I am in awe.

Posted by: Kindltot - Click the Link for info on the PNW MoMee at August 02, 2023 03:57 PM (xhaym)

263 >>>Lizzo, born Melissa Jefferson, is described as "relentless" in her questioning

and in her eating of food.

Posted by: m at August 02, 2023 03:57 PM (ASp1y)

264 I'm sure this was totally inadvertent. As MSNBC begins a report on the Tree of Life Synagogue killer being sentenced to death, Trump's picture is on the screen.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G60fF8W9BrU&t=23s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 02, 2023 03:57 PM (FVME7)

265 "the position fatphobic people have put her in as one of the few plus-sized Black women in mainstream culture and music."

I ...kind of thought the ~only~ black women in mainstream culture were plus-sized these days...

Am I not watching the right TV shows?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 02, 2023 03:57 PM (ou9hh)

266 Meh. I mean I'd still do 'er though.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 03:56 PM (BdMk6)
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Sure beats Lizzo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 03:57 PM (t0OGg)

267 I mean all you have to do is measure the fucking level of the sea.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 03:57 PM (iziT8)

268 265 I ...kind of thought the ~only~ black women in mainstream culture were plus-sized these days...

Am I not watching the right TV shows?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 02, 2023 03:57 PM (ou9hh)

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Queen Latifah has always weighed about 95 pounds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

269 In: Swatting all of Congress.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

I call dibs on Boebert!
And Mace!

Put them both over my knees.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 02, 2023 03:58 PM (ufFY8)

270 Queen Latifah has always weighed about 95 pounds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:57 PM

So does Lizzo, in outer space.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 03:58 PM (eqKLj)

271 There is a certain commonality of thought that occurs here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2023 03:50 PM (b+gh

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Out: Horde Mind.
In: Horde Bubble.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 03:58 PM (ZxM+9)

272 Before Insanity Picture: Marilyn McCoo of The Fifth Dimension

Marilyn still looks good, too.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 02, 2023 03:58 PM (ZGrMX)

273 I'm a sucker for that Terrance Malik style.

Thin Red Line was great.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 03:59 PM (iziT8)

274 Refreshing to not have "whiteness" implicated in this dispute.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 02, 2023 03:59 PM (ssESX)

275 An update of the Seattle I-5 homeless encampment mess.

LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Whoa, dude. "Absolute carnage" is right

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 03:59 PM (tQL7r)

276 LEAVE POOR ARETHRA ALONE!
Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (dGCAG)

Urethra?
Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 03:57 PM (UnA8+)

Not my rethra, her rethra.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2023 03:59 PM (dGCAG)

277 ": I’m being told there is an active shooting threat in the Russell Senate Office Building."

Gosh, what a shame. So how's the sports team doing?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 02, 2023 03:59 PM (ou9hh)

278 ITS JAN 6 ALL OVER AGAIN

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2023 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

279 Terrence.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 03:59 PM (iziT8)

280 149 Week 2 of turning Wednesday into a mini-leg day (Mondays and Fridays are the big ones).

I hate it.

I hate leg days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utop

Body building competition??

Posted by: runner at August 02, 2023 04:00 PM (q20PC)

281 Spokesperson for D.C.'s Metropolitan Police Department tells @ABC News report of active shooter at Senate office building “appears to be a bad call.”

BULL. SHIT. You don't make a mistake like that.
Posted by: rickb223

Tell us how ya REALLY feel !

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2023 04:00 PM (T4tVD)

282 270 Queen Latifah has always weighed about 95 pounds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 03:57 PM

So does Lizzo, in outer space.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 03:58 PM (eqKLj)

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The whole, "fat is a protected class" thing started a few years ago, and it has always confused me. Not that there would be grifters out there willing to try and make hay out of it, but that there are people outside of that grifter class who would buy into it at all.

Being fat isn't discriminated against in any legal way. It's not a political issue. There are no laws saying, "You can have these freedoms unless you weigh over 200 pounds." Being fat is hard on the individual, but that's just not anyone else's concern...

Oh wait...I get it now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

283 No injuries and no shooter were located," the spokesperson said.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM

No nooses? No MAGA hats?

The dems are losing their touch.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 04:00 PM (BdMk6)

284 257 255 I was being kind and didn't bring that up. Otherwise, I did enjoy the rest of the movie. Even Sean Penn was good in it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 03:56 PM (4eKPg)

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Penn isn't a bad actor. He's just a douche who loves dictators and wants one for America.
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Don't remember the name of the movie where Sean Penn played a 1930's guitarist who idolizes Django Reinhardt and is fucking a retarded girl. He did a very good playing a scared asshole in that one. I enjoyed it, too.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 04:00 PM (DmtxH)

285 I actually think Queen Latifah is attractive, despite her weight. She makes it work by having beautiful skin and a million-dollar smile.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 04:00 PM (xTRSc)

286 263 >>>Lizzo, born Melissa Jefferson, is described as "relentless" in her questioning

and in her eating of food.
Posted by: m at August 02, 2023 03:57 PM (ASp1y)

Speedrunning turning Diabetes into Deadabetes.

Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 04:00 PM (UnA8+)

287 I’m being told there is an active shooting threat in the Russell Senate Office Building

That'll learn 'em to hold softball practice inside.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 02, 2023 04:00 PM (ppBhU)

288 264 I'm sure this was totally inadvertent. As MSNBC begins a report on the Tree of Life Synagogue killer being sentenced to death, Trump's picture is on the screen.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G60fF8W9BrU&t=23s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The Left has to have an Emmanuel Goldstein.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 02, 2023 04:00 PM (sAmhv)

289 273 I'm a sucker for that Terrance Malik style.

Thin Red Line was great.
Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 03:59 PM (iziT

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He's in roughly year 3 of editing on his Jesus movie. I hope he survives long enough to finish it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

290 Wow.. So Pence is the primary prosecution witness against Trump.. Or one of the main ones... What a slime ball ,back stabbing ,fake Christian POS

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2023 04:01 PM (bs+z0)

291 Shouldn't grossly morbidly obese people get taxed more? Ya know, no save the planet?

Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 02, 2023 04:01 PM (or2+y)

292 Whoa, dude. "Absolute carnage" is right
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 03:59 PM (tQL7r

It's the fentanyl tent that gets me.
I see a use for napalm.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2023 04:01 PM (ufFY8)

293 Adele lost her weight through... methods other than just strict dieting and exercise. I'll leave it at that. But I'm glad she didn't let people shame her for trying to get healthy.

Sadly the rumor is the black guy she's been dating is cheating on her. But hey more song material if that's true!

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 04:01 PM (kuSTV)

294 the position fatphobic people have put her in as one of the few plus-sized Black women in mainstream culture and music

Lizzo isn’t plus size, she’s not multiplication sized, she’s not even exponent sizes. She’s “Knute Up arrow notation” sized.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2023 04:02 PM (fKIdX)

295 280 Body building competition??
Posted by: runner at August 02, 2023 04:00 PM (q20PC)

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Just trying to keep strength training consistent and at a point where one leg day doesn't make my legs hurt for 72 hours afterwards.

Dolley appreciates the results.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

296 273 I'm a sucker for that Terrance Malik style.

Thin Red Line was great.
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I enjoyed it for its style but I think 1917 is much better movie in that style.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 04:03 PM (uia9V)

297 Spokesperson for D.C.'s Metropolitan Police Department tells @ABC News report of active shooter at Senate office building “appears to be a bad call.”

BULL. SHIT. You don't make a mistake like that.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 03:55 PM (fN5AQ)

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Well, TBF, the "news" probably broke on Twitter.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 04:03 PM (ZxM+9)

298 "No injuries and no shooter were located," the spokesperson said.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 03:48 PM (IG4Id)

Well damnit. Give him more time!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2023 04:03 PM (e4fEA)

299 Sounds like she's running a real s**t show.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 02, 2023 04:03 PM (qZdIZ)

300
I call dibs on Boebert!
And Mace!

Put them both over my knees.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

You want Boebert or Mace.
You'd take Boebert or Mace.
You get Lauro.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 02, 2023 04:03 PM (cerwu)

301 291 Shouldn't grossly morbidly obese people get taxed more? Ya know, no save the planet?
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Clearly they should pay an increased road tax.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 04:04 PM (uia9V)

302 Before Insanity Picture: Marilyn McCoo of The Fifth Dimension

Marilyn still looks good, too.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 02, 2023 03:58 PM (ZGrMX)

Marilyn was sizzling hot in her younger years.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 04:04 PM (BdMk6)

303 Sadly the rumor is the black guy she's been dating is cheating on her. But hey more song material if that's true!
Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 04:01 PM (kuSTV)

She's British, right?
So BBC makes sense.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 02, 2023 04:04 PM (ufFY8)

304 296 I enjoyed it for its style but I think 1917 is much better movie in that style.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 04:03 PM (uia9V)

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Nah, very different thing. I love 1917 a whole lot, but it's not that airy, poetic, loose narrative thing that Malick does. It's a one-take gimmick that's narratively pretty standardly built.

Besides, not once does Schofield twirl in sheer curtains. Not even once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

305 The suit does not specify if Lizzo knew about the claims against Quigley.

Ah, she probably did it on the down under, I mean down low.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 04:05 PM (Angsy)

306

SHES A GRAMMY WINNER DAMMIT

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at August 02, 2023 04:05 PM (rmBvg)

307 306

SHES A GRAMMY WINNER DAMMIT
Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at August 02, 2023 04:05 PM (rmBvg)

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*tosses in trash*
-Homer Simpson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

308 Spokesperson for D.C.'s Metropolitan Police Department tells @ABC News report of active shooter at Senate office building “appears to be a bad call.”
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Oopsie! Ooopsie-doopsie! Oopsie-doopsie schmoopsie!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2023 04:05 PM (lf83v)

309 "He's in roughly year 3 of editing on his Jesus movie. I hope he survives long enough to finish it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, "

Yeah, I've heard he's pretty fat with time. It should be good going by past output.

I've never seen anything of his that I didn't like.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 04:05 PM (iziT8)

310 Sadly the rumor is the black guy she's been dating is cheating on her. But hey more song material if that's true!

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 04:01 PM (kuSTV)

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* Don Henley has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 04:06 PM (ZxM+9)

311 I looked and Lizzo is not particularly attractive.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 02, 2023 04:06 PM (aCNZ6)

312 SHES A GRAMMY WINNER DAMMIT
Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at August 02, 2023 04:05 PM

Best competitive eating soundtrack?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 04:06 PM (eqKLj)

313 By coincidence she wasn't out on a freeway in California naked shooting at cars was she?

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2023 04:06 PM (xhxe8)

314 He's in roughly year 3 of editing on his Jesus movie. I hope he survives long enough to finish it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, "

Fucking piker!

Posted by: George RRR Martin, snorting coke off hooker's asses at August 02, 2023 04:07 PM (ufFY8)

315 309 Yeah, I've heard he's pretty fat with time. It should be good going by past output.

I've never seen anything of his that I didn't like.
Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 04:05 PM (iziT

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He produced a movie made by a former assistant of his about Abraham Lincoln's youth called The Better Angels. It's a pretty good Malick imitation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

316 Obesity is a social contagion so akshully it is your fault.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 04:07 PM (JvZF+)

317 Maybe Lizzo can be the spokes model for Maple Syrup?
Posted by: Puddinhead

Isn't that her blood type?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 02, 2023 04:08 PM (7cpMY)

318 The pictures of Lizzo and her dance crew got me wondering about how much the food bills must be for that tour. Imagine 6 or 7 Mr Creosotes in drag suddenly detonating all at once . Several city blocks would be levelled and the carbon footprint would exceed all capitalist pollution in history.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 02, 2023 04:08 PM (0LVjv)

319 BGBT's management team consisted entirely of white Europeans who often accused the Black members of the dance team of being lazy, unprofessional, and having bad attitudes,"

what sort of Europeans? Italians, French, Spanish, German?

Europeans live in EUROPE dumbass

Posted by: kallisto at August 02, 2023 04:08 PM (dCxaZ)

320 309 "He's in roughly year 3 of editing on his Jesus movie. I hope he survives long enough to finish it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, "

Yeah, I've heard he's pretty fat.
Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 04:05 PM (iziT

Staying on the topic of the thread.

Posted by: m at August 02, 2023 04:08 PM (ASp1y)

321 Since this is now a movie thread, the other night my husband was flipping channels and stopped and said, "what the hell is this movie with Zod dressed up like a chick?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 04:08 PM (DRSnL)

322 Lizzo is just another no-talent circus act that passes for entertainment today.

In a few months they'll find her overdosed on the floor of some skanky hotel in Florida.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2023 04:08 PM (lf83v)

323 316 Obesity is a social contagion so akshully it is your fault.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 04:07 PM (JvZF+)

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It's a contagion of beautiful black bodies unaligned with white patriarchal constructs of beauty?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)

324 Sadly the rumor is the black guy she's been dating is cheating on her. But hey more song material if that's true!

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 04:01 PM (kuSTV)

Adele: I met this great guy. He's funny, sweet, hilarious and incredibly trustworthy. Such a shame I have to dump him. Who can make an album out of that?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:09 PM (KbCG3)

325 She's British, right?
So BBC makes sense.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 02, 2023 04:04 PM (ufFY

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 04:09 PM (ZxM+9)

326 BGBT = ?

Britain's got black talent ???

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 02, 2023 04:09 PM (eYv2D)

327 293 Adele lost her weight through... methods other than just strict dieting and exercise. I'll leave it at that. But I'm glad she didn't let people shame her for trying to get healthy.

Sadly the rumor is the black guy she's been dating is cheating on her. But hey more song material if that's true!
Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 04:01 PM (kuSTV)

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There was a great SNL skit with Jim Carrey and Chris Farley called "Jimmy Tango's Fat Busters."

He invited people in the audience who were trying to lose weight to take his diet pills and "Ride the Snake." Let's just say it had the side effect of making his customers insane (cue Chris Farley). Unfortunately the nbc.com link to the video of the SNL skit is experiencing technical difficulties.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 02, 2023 04:10 PM (ssESX)

328 324 Sadly the rumor is the black guy she's been dating is cheating on her. But hey more song material if that's true!

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 04:01 PM (kuSTV)

Adele: I met this great guy. He's funny, sweet, hilarious and incredibly trustworthy. Such a shame I have to dump him. Who can make an album out of that?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:09 PM (KbCG3)

I basically said funny twice. I know what chicks dig.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:10 PM (KbCG3)

329 321 Since this is now a movie thread, the other night my husband was flipping channels and stopped and said, "what the hell is this movie with Zod dressed up like a chick?"
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 04:08 PM (DRSnL)

Most Likely, it was Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 04:10 PM (UnA8+)

330 Sadly the rumor is the black guy she's been dating is cheating on her. But hey more song material if that's true!
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Back off, Lardo!

Posted by: Taylor Swift at August 02, 2023 04:10 PM (lf83v)

331 In a few months they'll find her overdosed on the floor of some skanky hotel in Florida.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2023 04:08 PM (lf83v)
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At the same time that happens a bunch of druggies will go into withdrawal due to lack of supply.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 04:11 PM (2YtOq)

332 Most Likely, it was Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 04:10 PM (UnA8+)

It was. But he had never heard of it, and I thought his reaction was funny.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 04:11 PM (DRSnL)

333 Queen Latifah was in a Fresh Prince episode. Will was having fun with her, then dropped her when his friends made fun of him dating a large woman. Then he heartwarmingly realized it's what inside that counts, and he made up with her.

Then in every other episode of the show he dated slim short chicks.

Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2023 04:11 PM (iG1Nf)

334 It's a contagion of beautiful black bodies unaligned with white patriarchal constructs of beauty?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
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Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 04:11 PM (JvZF+)

335 Performing Cement Truck. That’s some funny shut right there.

Or the name of a mid 90s grunge band from Fort Wayne.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 02, 2023 04:11 PM (P5tzn)

336 In fairness to the plaintiffs, I think anyone taking a job in the black music industry today has a reasonable expectation that their employer is not only highly professional, but also meticulously compliant with all fiduciary requirements and encyclopedic in their understanding of domestic and international labor laws.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 02, 2023 04:11 PM (wzAuc)

337 >>> I basically said funny twice. I know what chicks dig. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:10 PM (KbCG3)

It's better than saying rape twice!

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 04:12 PM (kuSTV)

338 Btw, I am way late to this party in terms of discovering her but if there are any pop fans who would like something other than the dreck you hear on the radio, Lily Allen is a good listen.

Pop music that varies in style with lyrics that are, well, a bit subversive to the genre.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:12 PM (KbCG3)

339 Doing the work...

@ChadPergram 5m
USCP Chief Manger says the report of someone with a gun in the Hart Building came from DC police. 200 officers started searching. Manger says they searching for a heavyset Hispanic male with body armour

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 04:12 PM (IG4Id)

340 334 It's a contagion of beautiful black bodies unaligned with white patriarchal constructs of beauty?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
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Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 04:11 PM (JvZF+)

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If I had included more meaningless jargon, could I have gotten 4 points instead of 3?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

341 304 296 I enjoyed it for its style but I think 1917 is much better movie in that style.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 04:03 PM (uia9V)

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Nah, very different thing. I love 1917 a whole lot, but it's not that airy, poetic, loose narrative thing that Malick does. It's a one-take gimmick that's narratively pretty standardly built.

Besides, not once does Schofield twirl in sheer curtains. Not even once.
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Humm. Imma gonna have to view some moar Malick to understand the difference. I understand you point regarding Schofield but he is played as a right proper young Englishman. He's basically Odysseus, you know?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 04:12 PM (uia9V)

342 "He produced a movie made by a former assistant of his about Abraham Lincoln's youth called The Better Angels. It's a pretty good Malick imitation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

THX. I'll look for it.

Hopefully Abe will be swirling in curtains.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 04:12 PM (iziT8)

343 The Pitch Meeting(tm) for Mando season 3 is the only reason that I know "Lizzo" exists

Posted by: Chuck C at August 02, 2023 04:13 PM (xttsV)

344 Late to the party here, but Who/WTAF is Lizzo?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2023 04:13 PM (FVJNG)

345 339 Doing the work...

@ChadPergram 5m
USCP Chief Manger says the report of someone with a gun in the Hart Building came from DC police. 200 officers started searching. Manger says they searching for a heavyset Hispanic male with body armour
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 04:12 PM (IG4Id)
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Michelle Obama??

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 02, 2023 04:13 PM (iFTx/)

346 Pop music that varies in style with lyrics that are, well, a bit subversive to the genre.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

99% of pop lyrics are utter, infantile trash.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 04:13 PM (IG4Id)

347 Will was having fun with her, then dropped her when his friends made fun of him dating a large woman. Then he heartwarmingly realized it's what inside that counts, and he made up with her.
___________

*smack*

Get my girlfriend's Twinky outcha mouth!

Posted by: Will Smith at August 02, 2023 04:13 PM (lf83v)

348 1. Never heard of her.

2. Saw a picture of it.

3. Lizzo is a real Hippo.

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2023 04:13 PM (gmo/4)

349 Then he heartwarmingly realized it's what inside that counts, and he made up with her.

This is also the plot to Hellraiser.

Posted by: The Cenobites at August 02, 2023 04:13 PM (ppBhU)

350 @ChadPergram 5m
USCP Chief Manger says the report of someone with a gun in the Hart Building came from DC police. 200 officers started searching. Manger says they searching for a heavyset Hispanic male with body armour
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 04:12 PM (IG4Id)
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Michelle Obama??
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 02, 2023 04:13 PM (iFTx/)

Packing a 12 inch burrito

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:14 PM (us2H3)

351 333 Then in every other episode of the show he dated slim short chicks.
Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2023 04:11 PM (iG1Nf)

Well, there was the one episode where he dated the bald chick with the fake (not even surgical) tits and the fake leg...

Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 04:14 PM (UnA8+)

352 341 Humm. Imma gonna have to view some moar Malick to understand the difference. I understand you point regarding Schofield but he is played as a right proper young Englishman. He's basically Odysseus, you know?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 04:12 PM (uia9V)

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1917 is an Easter story.

The film starts on Good Friday (no one says it, but April 6, 1917, the day the film starts, is Good Friday, though everyone notes that it's the day America entered the war, which is also true). Schofield essentially dies. He has to be reborn to save humanity, the regiment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

353 Adele lost her weight through... methods other than just strict dieting and exercise. I'll leave it at that. But I'm glad she didn't let people shame her for trying to get healthy.

Sadly the rumor is the black guy she's been dating is cheating on her. But hey more song material if that's true!
Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023

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A little liposuction, I guess? Well, good for her. She always had a lovely face.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 04:14 PM (J2vNu)

354 342 "He produced a movie made by a former assistant of his about Abraham Lincoln's youth called The Better Angels. It's a pretty good Malick imitation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

THX. I'll look for it.

Hopefully Abe will be swirling in curtains.
Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 04:12 PM (iziT

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I think his step-mom does. Diane Kruger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

355 USCP Chief Manger says the report of someone with a gun in the Hart Building came from DC police. 200 officers started searching. Manger says they searching for a heavyset Hispanic male with body armour

White Hispanic incoming.

Posted by: The News at August 02, 2023 04:15 PM (ppBhU)

356 290
'fake Christian POS'

Christians like Pence give them a bad name with me.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 02, 2023 04:15 PM (Hszs6)

357 Lizzo is what you get when you have the Michael Phelps diet without the calorie burn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

358 Yoga pants enabled Lizzo

shame has been discarded

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:15 PM (us2H3)

359 Black women are the most most unattractive. That's just reality. They're generally fat and facially ugly. it is what it is.

Posted by: JmT at August 02, 2023 04:15 PM (1GOjX)

360 Sadly the rumor is the black guy she's been dating is cheating on her. But hey more song material if that's true!
Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023

That's my schtick, lady!

Posted by: Taylor Swift at August 02, 2023 04:15 PM (FVJNG)

361 357 Lizzo is what you get when you have the Michael Phelps diet without the calorie burn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

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I seem to remember he was eating about 6,000 calories a day when he was training.

That's a lot of gummy bears.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

362 346 Pop music that varies in style with lyrics that are, well, a bit subversive to the genre.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

99% of pop lyrics are utter, infantile trash.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 04:13 PM (IG4Id)

Agreed, which is why I enjoy Lily Allen's stuff.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:16 PM (KbCG3)

363 294
'Lizzo isn’t plus size, she’s not multiplication sized, she’s not even exponent sizes.'

She's factorial sized.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 02, 2023 04:16 PM (Hszs6)

364 >>> Back off, Lardo!
Posted by: Taylor Swift at August 02, 2023 04:10 PM (lf83v)

She ditched a nice but bland British guy to hook up with a guy into kinky porn that specifically degrades black females. I still don't know why her rabid fanbase hasn't ditched her yet over that. The hypocrisy of rabid feminist fans is beyond me sometimes.

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 04:16 PM (kuSTV)

365 It's the fentanyl tent that gets me.
I see a use for napalm.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Right? "It's the one-stop shop for smoking fenty. It's the 7-11of smoking fentanyl."

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 04:16 PM (tQL7r)

366 Yes, Negro is capitalized (as it's a shorthand for Negroid), just as Caucasian/Caucazoid and Mongoloid are capitalized.
Don't know why though...doesn't make any sense.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 02, 2023 04:16 PM (XMwZJ)

367 Lizzo LOVES Shorten' bread!

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2023 04:16 PM (gmo/4)

368 @ChadPergram 5m
USCP Chief Manger says the report of someone with a gun in the Hart Building came from DC police. 200 officers started searching. Manger says they searching for a heavyset Hispanic male with body armour
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 04:12 PM (IG4Id)
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Watch it be a USCP officer, which is why they can't find him. He was one of theirs, just wandering around, and then there was a freakout.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 04:16 PM (t0OGg)

369 Where is the real Ace, and what have you done with him?

There used to be something called the Ace of Spades lifestyle, and munching on cooch-holstered bananas was part of it.

Where have you gone, Ace?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Posted by: Cowboy Wally at August 02, 2023 04:16 PM (pIXZ9)

370 If I had included more meaningless jargon, could I have gotten 4 points instead of 3?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:12 PM (LvTSG)
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-block Party leader

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 04:17 PM (JvZF+)

371 Manger says they searching for a heavyset Hispanic male with body armour
_________

Turns out he actually said heavyset Hispanic male with body odor.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2023 04:17 PM (lf83v)

372 358 shame has been discarded
Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:15 PM (us2H3)

So has bullying people until they either shape up to shut you up, or end their own lives to salvage what little honor they have left.

Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 04:17 PM (UnA8+)

373 I just spun a neat concept about Kharis the Mummy from the old Universal horror movies to Miss Linda. Her reaction? Well, her philosophy of life includes the Lt. Saavik quote, "Humor . . . such a difficult concept."

I'll spin it out when we have a new thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 04:17 PM (J2vNu)

374 Zappa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lizzo

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 04:17 PM (hTSHN)

375 CNN has several on air host that boast unimaginable tonnage

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:18 PM (us2H3)

376 373 I just spun a neat concept about Kharis the Mummy from the old Universal horror movies to Miss Linda. Her reaction? Well, her philosophy of life includes the Lt. Saavik quote, "Humor . . . such a difficult concept."

I'll spin it out when we have a new thread.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 04:17 PM (J2vNu)

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Those were easily the worst of those old Universal horror movies. They sucked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

377 Turns out he actually said heavyset Hispanic male with body odor.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2023 04:17 PM

Rep. Guevara or whatever his name is?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 04:18 PM (eqKLj)

378 "Performing Cement Truck Lizzo Sued by Backup Dancers Who Allege Intolerable Sexual Harrassment"

Hmmm. Does anyone know backup dancers' tolerable level of sexual harassment? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Gref at August 02, 2023 04:19 PM (AMIL/)

379 @ChadPergram 5m
USCP Chief Manger says the report of someone with a gun in the Hart Building came from DC police. 200 officers started searching. Manger says they searching for a heavyset Hispanic male with body armour
Posted by: weft cut-loop

And the latest Trump indictment receives a couple new charges.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 02, 2023 04:19 PM (7cpMY)

380 The film starts on Good Friday (no one says it, but April 6, 1917, the day the film starts, is Good Friday, though everyone notes that it's the day America entered the war, which is also true). Schofield essentially dies. He has to be reborn to save humanity, the regiment.
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Hmm. Maybe someone should have told me? Odysseus - Jesus. Okay. Fuck.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 04:19 PM (uia9V)

381 Zappa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lizzo
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 04:17 PM (hTSHN)

...>>>>>Yoko

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2023 04:19 PM (ufFY8)

382 Black women are the most most unattractive. That's just reality. They're generally fat and facially ugly. it is what it is.
Posted by: JmT at August 02, 2023 04:15 PM (1GOjX)
===
You need to get out more.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 04:19 PM (JvZF+)

383 There is no closing time that includes Lizzo

she is a gross fat ass 24/7

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:19 PM (us2H3)

384 I saw Performing Cement Truck at the Brickworks in 2019!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 04:19 PM (krqg6)

385 Do her backup dancers beep?

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2023 04:19 PM (u57gq)

386 Those were easily the worst of those old Universal horror movies. They sucked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023

***
That was the position them Egyptians took! I had to flee for my life!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 04:19 PM (J2vNu)

387 318 The pictures of Lizzo and her dance crew got me wondering about how much the food bills must be for that tour. Imagine 6 or 7 Mr Creosotes in drag suddenly detonating all at once .

the important question is whether you can use the detonation of one mr. creosote to trigger the detonation of others.

asking for a friend.

Posted by: oppenheimer at August 02, 2023 04:20 PM (sGtp+)

388 I just spun a neat concept about Kharis the Mummy from the old Universal horror movies to Miss Linda. Her reaction? Well, her philosophy of life includes the Lt. Saavik quote, "Humor . . . such a difficult concept."

I'll spin it out when we have a new thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 04:17 PM (J2vNu)

We're waiting. We need something original.

Posted by: The Big Five at August 02, 2023 04:20 PM (Angsy)

389
=======

I seem to remember he was eating about 6,000 calories a day when he was training.

That's a lot of gummy bears.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

Up it a bit......

Michael Phelps' 10000 calories diet

https://is.gd/X4gWKq

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

390 Legal question: does consuming three double-fudge milkshakes before noon qualify as 'day-drinking'?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 02, 2023 04:20 PM (CwhoI)

391 BGBT = Britain's Got Biking Talent

That was all the internet could find ... other than articles on Lizzo.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 02, 2023 04:20 PM (eYv2D)

392 Manger says they searching for a heavyset Hispanic male with body armour
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So Lt Byrd was finally fired?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 04:21 PM (uia9V)

393 380 The film starts on Good Friday (no one says it, but April 6, 1917, the day the film starts, is Good Friday, though everyone notes that it's the day America entered the war, which is also true). Schofield essentially dies. He has to be reborn to save humanity, the regiment.
-------------
Hmm. Maybe someone should have told me? Odysseus - Jesus. Okay. Fuck.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 04:19 PM (uia9V)

========

There's certainly an odyssey element to it, but the way it's told it ends up feeling a bit generic in nature unless you pick up the detail about Good Friday (I didn't pick it up, my mother pointed it out to me).

There's a wonderful command of images within the film that I really appreciate, especially around the use of the cherry blossoms and when they suddenly reappear in the river late in the film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

394 Those were easily the worst of those old Universal horror movies. They sucked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:18 PM (LvTSG)
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Hey, those films are classics, much like the Trabant..

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 04:21 PM (2YtOq)

395 Mmmm.....Yuengling.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

396 389 Up it a bit......

Michael Phelps' 10000 calories diet

https://is.gd/X4gWKq
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

========

So many gummy bears...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

397 Black women are the most most unattractive. That's just reality. They're generally fat and facially ugly. it is what it is.
Posted by: JmT at August 02, 2023
===
You need to get out more.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023

***
If JmT does get out more, he'd best not drift down to Da Swamp. He'll find plenty of evidence for his position. There is an entire Solar system of difference between a Zoe Saldana or Marilyn McCoo, and a Lizzo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2023 04:21 PM (J2vNu)

398 Manger says they searching for a heavyset Hispanic male with body armour

Uvalde police chief got a new gig?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 04:21 PM (eqKLj)

399 Black women are the most most unattractive. That's just reality. They're generally fat and facially ugly. it is what it is.
Posted by: JmT at August 02, 2023 04:15 PM (1GOjX)

Fuck you, honky!

Posted by: 1975 Pam Grier at August 02, 2023 04:21 PM (ufFY8)

400 > 290 Wow.. So Pence is the primary prosecution witness against Trump.. Or one of the main ones... What a slime ball ,back stabbing ,fake Christian POS
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2023 04:01 PM (bs+z0)

"Judas" is currently trending on Twitter/X/whatever, due largely to Pence.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:21 PM (Y6AXb)

401 >>> Will was having fun with her, then dropped her when his friends made fun of him dating a large woman. Then he heartwarmingly realized it's what inside that counts, and he made up with her.

There's a good but heartbreaking play called Fat Pig about the same topic, if it hasn't been mentioned yet.

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 04:22 PM (kuSTV)

402 I saw Performing Cement Truck at the Brickworks in 2019!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 04:19 PM (krqg6)

Heavy show, man. Far out!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

403 when I was 35, I probably ate 5K of food a day and at least 5K of booze

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:22 PM (us2H3)

404
Rep. Guevara or whatever his name is?
Posted by: Minnfidel

Rep Raúl Grijalva is even a bigger asshoe than our old astronaut senator, and our bi senator isn't much better than either of them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 02, 2023 04:22 PM (cerwu)

405 I'm at the beach, and while there are some attractive black women here, there are some that apparently don't have the self awareness of a walrus. A 300lb woman of any color in a bikini is revolting.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 04:22 PM (hTSHN)

406 Big Grrrl Big Touring

Had a closer look at the search results ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 02, 2023 04:22 PM (eYv2D)

407 I say largely, because of course there are always going to be a few non-Pence mentions of Judas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:22 PM (Y6AXb)

408 Performing cement truck

Cruel.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 04:22 PM (JvZF+)

409 Black women are the most most unattractive. That's just reality. They're generally fat and facially ugly. it is what it is.
Posted by: JmT at August 02, 2023 04:15 PM (1GOjX)

There are plenty of beautiful black women out there. I'm sorry you can't see it, but you do you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

410 409 There are plenty of beautiful black women out there. I'm sorry you can't see it, but you do you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

========

They all have inescapable, little flaws that make them unbangable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

411 And the latest Trump indictment receives a couple new charges.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

El Jefe Donato de Trumpo has incited a Hispanic male to shoot up the Senate! That bastard!

Posted by: Cheri at August 02, 2023 04:23 PM (oiNtH)

412 here's to wishing Pence gets cancer of the prick

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:23 PM (us2H3)

413
========

So many gummy bears...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

The Haribo factory is running 8 shifts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

414 I'm sorry you can't see it, but you do you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Lizzo was standing in front of them perhaps.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (eYv2D)

415 That's racist!

NASA finally detected a signal from Voyager 2 after someone accidentally turned the antenna 2º with a remote command but I'm sure it has nothing to do with the new DEI hires

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (FVME7)

416 Black women are the most most unattractive. That's just reality. They're generally fat and facially ugly. it is what it is.
Posted by: JmT at August 02, 2023 04:15 PM (1GOjX)

Is it true doggie-style was invented in Africa.

Posted by: Roy at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (rqgpJ)

417 here's to wishing Pence gets cancer of the prick
Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:23 PM (us2H3)

So, you're saying any cancer will do, then......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

418 > A 300lb woman of any color in a bikini is revolting.
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 04:22 PM (hTSHN)

We didn't see much of that off the coast of Nantucket in the heyday of the whale fishery. Dangerous, it would have been.

Posted by: Old Man from Nantucket at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (Y6AXb)

419 400 > 290 Wow.. So Pence is the primary prosecution witness against Trump.. Or one of the main ones... What a slime ball ,back stabbing ,fake Christian POS
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2023 04:01 PM (bs+z0)

"Judas" is currently trending on Twitter/X/whatever, due largely to Pence.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:21 PM (Y6AXb)

Semi-related: rolling my eyes at the die-hard libs who are celebrating the Trump indictments. A guy I know on twitter has a picture of a Jack Smith flag (in the style of a MAGA/Trump flag.) Seriously how are we going to deprogram these idiots from their libtard level of ignorance and hatred?

Posted by: Iris at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (n3DL0)

420 ===
You need to get out more.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 04:19 PM (JvZF+)

Get out more lol, frico fid.

Posted by: JmT at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (1GOjX)

421 410 409 There are plenty of beautiful black women out there. I'm sorry you can't see it, but you do you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

========

They all have inescapable, little flaws that make them unbangable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

I really don't get it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (KbCG3)

422 And barely a month after pride month!!

Posted by: Montec at August 02, 2023 04:25 PM (VbhPQ)

423 Fat chicks are lazy and drink too much, and don't watch their weight?

And?

AND?

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at August 02, 2023 04:25 PM (nJ1bF)

424 There's a wonderful command of images within the film that I really appreciate, especially around the use of the cherry blossoms and when they suddenly reappear in the river late in the film.
------------------
Yeah, that's what I saw as a Malick touch. There are others. How do you read the last scene where he sits next to a lone tree and looks at his family's pictures?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 04:25 PM (uia9V)

425 The correct answer to the shooting alert at the senate building is to have everyone conceal carry, like Boebert does. Of course the answer the lefty politicians, and some RINOS, will push is to ban all the firearms ever.

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 04:25 PM (kuSTV)

426 Semi-related: rolling my eyes at the die-hard libs who are celebrating the Trump indictments. A guy I know on twitter has a picture of a Jack Smith flag (in the style of a MAGA/Trump flag.) Seriously how are we going to deprogram these idiots from their libtard level of ignorance and hatred?

Posted by: Iris at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (n3DL0)

Fire.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 04:26 PM (Angsy)

427 NASA finally detected a signal from Voyager 2 after someone accidentally turned the antenna 2º with a remote command but I'm sure it has nothing to do with the new DEI hires
__________

It was actually responding to a stray RF signal from Dianne Feinstein's wheelchair.

*beep*

*beep*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2023 04:26 PM (lf83v)

428 417 here's to wishing Pence gets cancer of the prick
Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:23 PM (us2H3)

So, you're saying any cancer will do, then......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

naw, I want him to watch his 4 incher rot off

and find his wife humping the Sheltie

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:26 PM (us2H3)

429 Seriously how are we going to deprogram these idiots from their libtard level of ignorance and hatred?
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Lampposts and rope work every fucking time.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 04:26 PM (uia9V)

430 419 Semi-related: rolling my eyes at the die-hard libs who are celebrating the Trump indictments. A guy I know on twitter has a picture of a Jack Smith flag (in the style of a MAGA/Trump flag.) Seriously how are we going to deprogram these idiots from their libtard level of ignorance and hatred?
Posted by: Iris at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (n3DL0)

Mass Executions.

Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 04:26 PM (UnA8+)

431 419
'Seriously how are we going to deprogram these idiots from their libtard level of ignorance and hatred?'

Through pain and lots of it. They won't revisit their world view any other way.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 02, 2023 04:27 PM (Hszs6)

432 Big Grrrl Big Touring

-
Bronto Thundering Herd!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 02, 2023 04:27 PM (FVME7)

433 turned the antenna 2º with a remote command but I'm sure it has nothing to do with the new DEI hires

Use the wrong units?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2023 04:27 PM (ufFY8)

434 424 Yeah, that's what I saw as a Malick touch. There are others. How do you read the last scene where he sits next to a lone tree and looks at his family's pictures?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 04:25 PM (uia9V)

=======

A recommitment to life.

Before the mission, he was something of a materialist, finding nothing of value except his survival (the giving away of the tin medal for his participation in the Battle of the Somme for a bottle of wine is the key part of that). Taking on another man's mission to save another man's brother reconnected him to what's important beyond his own material self.

Richard Madden's small role as Lieutenant Blake, fighting back tears and maintaining his stiff upper lip as he shakes Schofield's hand, puts dust in my eye.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 02, 2023 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

435 "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor ... oh, fuck."

@FreeBeacon 5m
Two Chicago USPS mail carriers were robbed at gunpoint within minutes of each other Tuesday afternoon as crime in the city remains elevated under a new mayor.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 04:28 PM (IG4Id)

436 and find his wife humping the Sheltie
Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:26 PM (us2H3)

I first read that as Shiite.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2023 04:28 PM (ufFY8)

437 Performing Cement Truck Lizzo

Tonight at The Brass Rail - The Autobots!!

Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2023 04:28 PM (iG1Nf)

438 Flashbacks of NBC training
"Can you smell the banana?"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 04:28 PM (ga8qR)

439 I always found Vanessa Williams very attractive, for one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

440 these things will never go to trial

they are designed to give the MSM content to blunt the bad news on Biden

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:28 PM (us2H3)

441 Broadosauras

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 02, 2023 04:28 PM (NtVYv)

442 Is Lizzo the one who sang WAP with what’s her face?

Posted by: Montec at August 02, 2023 04:28 PM (VbhPQ)

443 "This just sounds like a big pile of crap to me." --ace

...Ah, I see you've watched her perform.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: sf44 at August 02, 2023 04:29 PM (YC43X)

444 and find his wife humping the Sheltie

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:26 PM (us2H3)

---------

Add F. Joe in for a winning throuple!

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 04:29 PM (seynP)

445 Cruel.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 04:22 PM

Cruel summer. Bananarama, coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2023 04:30 PM (eqKLj)

446 I always found Vanessa Williams very attractive, for one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

There's attractive women of every skin tone. Hence the word, smorgasbroad.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 04:30 PM (Angsy)

447 [iIs Lizzo the one who sang WAP with what’s her face?
Posted by: Montec at August 02, 2023 04:28 PM (VbhPQ)

It's a Cardi B song....was Lizzo involved? Cuz I'm quite sure you roll that thing in flour, you're gonna get 100 wet spots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

448 439 I always found Vanessa Williams very attractive, for one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Tyra Banks, bro. Tyra. Banks.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:30 PM (KbCG3)

449 > Black women are the most most unattractive.

Zulu girls can be pretty damned hot. So can Somali girls.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:30 PM (Y6AXb)

450 Meh. JmT only said the quiet part out loud. We've talked here about how dating site data shows black women as a demographic are viewed as the least desireable by every other male demo out there, including black men. Chalk that up to what you will, but it ain't JmT being a savage.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 02, 2023 04:30 PM (ppBhU)

451 @426 It boils down to Team Biden/DNC versus Team Trump, and Biden's Team owns all the refs.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 02, 2023 04:30 PM (ssESX)

452 I don't know how people who are large like Lizzo aren't crippled with diabetes (diah-beet-us for all of you Wilford Brimley fans) and stroking out at age 30.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2023 04:30 PM (lf83v)

453 Add F. Joe in for a winning throuple!
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 04:29 PM (seynP)

MFC

C=canine

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 02, 2023 04:30 PM (ufFY8)

454 Go to Walmart, the equal opportunity world of female "beauty ". If it's a race, no race is winning.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 02, 2023 04:30 PM (oWBc3)

455 291 Shouldn't grossly morbidly obese people get taxed more? Ya know, no save the planet?

carbon sequestration units should be able to sell carbon offsets.

Posted by: anachronda at August 02, 2023 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

456 Semi-related: rolling my eyes at the die-hard libs who are celebrating the Trump indictments. A guy I know on twitter has a picture of a Jack Smith flag (in the style of a MAGA/Trump flag.) Seriously how are we going to deprogram these idiots from their libtard level of ignorance and hatred?
Posted by: Iris at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (n3DL0)

Why do you think some of us are saying we need to buy more ammo?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 04:31 PM (BdMk6)

457 Halle Berry...

I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 02, 2023 04:32 PM (flINI)

458 Most unattractive women.

Africans
PakistanIs
Arabs
Indians

Posted by: JmT at August 02, 2023 04:32 PM (1GOjX)

459 Tyra Banks, bro. Tyra. Banks.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:30 PM (KbCG3)

Husband was on a flight with her once and was immediately twitterpated.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 04:32 PM (DRSnL)

460 > Semi-related: rolling my eyes at the die-hard libs who are celebrating the Trump indictments.

Someone should tell them about the exact circumstances that led to the end of the Roman Republic and the beginning of the Roman Empire.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:32 PM (Y6AXb)

461 all black women are hideous

even Karen Black

cross eyed bitch

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 04:32 PM (us2H3)

462 Zulu girls can be pretty damned hot. So can Somali girls.
________

When their civilization lives on 280 calories a day for 10,000 years, and then they move to America with a Popeyes and McDonald's on every corner. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2023 04:32 PM (lf83v)

463 Was hoping the story was a lawsuit by the backup dancing team's injuries attempting to lift The Cement Truck in the big finale number.

Posted by: Son of Dad at August 02, 2023 04:33 PM (8JB5s)

464 NOOD

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2023 04:33 PM (DRSnL)

465
Tyra Banks, bro. Tyra. Banks.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2023 04:30 PM (KbCG3)

Holly Robinson.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

466 Semi-related: rolling my eyes at the die-hard libs who are celebrating the Trump indictments. A guy I know on twitter has a picture of a Jack Smith flag (in the style of a MAGA/Trump flag.) Seriously how are we going to deprogram these idiots from their libtard level of ignorance and hatred?

Posted by: Iris at August 02, 2023 04:24 PM (n3DL0)

Fire.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Copper jacketed lead.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 04:33 PM (fN5AQ)

467 noood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 04:33 PM (IG4Id)

468 Two Chicago USPS mail carriers were robbed at gunpoint within minutes of each other Tuesday afternoon as crime in the city remains elevated under a new mayor.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Some desperados out there. What are they hoping for? Checks they can figure out how to cash? Some idiots mailing cash in an envelop? Something good in a package? What am I missing here?

Posted by: Cheri at August 02, 2023 04:33 PM (oiNtH)

469 I think Imma take a nap.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 04:33 PM (JvZF+)

470 @458 you must not get out much. There are many very beautiful Indian women.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 02, 2023 04:34 PM (ssESX)

471 Lizzos dancers are so big they BEEP when they back up

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 02, 2023 04:34 PM (flINI)

472 My taste runs to Latinx hot tamales. Well, actually more Latina than Latinx.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 02, 2023 04:34 PM (FVME7)

473 Reminds me of the Bill James comment, when he was rating players back in the day. When talking about Steve Balboni, he said he "has tremendous power, runs like a file cabinet."
Posted by: BurtTC

When I sky a drive, I still refer to it as a "Steve Balboni popup".
Most the guys I play with get the reference.
The man could bring rain with an infield popup.

Posted by: MkY at August 02, 2023 04:34 PM (cPGH3)

474 From now the 'bonus hole' shall be known as the 'banana holster'. Calling it a 'banana dispenser' or 'banans vending machine' is derogatory.

- Your DEI Betters

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 04:34 PM (ga8qR)

475 Africans
PakistanIs
Arabs
Indians
Posted by: JmT at August 02, 2023 04:32 PM (1GOjX)

Yeah, you're high my friend. Indians are right up there with Czechs in terms of having some of the hottest women on the planet.

And no, that doesn't mean every Indian or Czech woman is hot, just that the outliers are extremely hot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 02, 2023 04:35 PM (Y6AXb)

476 Been watching Grimm for the first time, nearing the middle of the last season. The Wesen of the week is this cicada-like creature that pops out every seven years for a day to grab a human to bury in a hole and feed on until the next seven years.
Bad cicada picks up a big fat chick and takes her to the park. Good guys arrive to save her, and get their asses kicked. At the last second, big fat chick turns into a hippo-like Wesen and bites the cicada's head off.
She says, "Where can you find a good guy these days?"

I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2023 04:36 PM (ufFY8)

477 *waits for the next thread*

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (hsx6c)

478 Oh there is so much here! 1. Never, ever confuse your employees as your friends no matter how amazing your culture. You think of your employees as family? Super duper. But they aren’t, never forget.

2. You run and actively participate in The Society of The Perpetually Aggrieved. Do not be shocked when those tactics and words you used come bite you in the posterior. These are one trick ponies and they will eventually use that one trick on you. It doesn’t matter that you broke ceilings and lifted black, brown, white, polka dot, what have you, up. They will not appreciate you, they will not feel loyalty to you.

3. Y’all laugh at HR all you want, but a good team would have stopped this in its tracks long ago. Except they were probably hired from the SOTPA themselves.

4. You are a business before you are an artist and all the rules apply to you. See number 3.

5. I am available, Lizzo. I am not cheap, but I am rarely aggrieved!

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 04:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

479 Halle Berry...
'll be in my bunk
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 02, 2023 04:32 PM (flINI)

An singular beauty. One in a million.Only could have come from a halfy.

Posted by: JmT at August 02, 2023 04:40 PM (1GOjX)

480 477 *waits for the next thread*
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 02, 2023 04:38 PM (hsx6c)

Unfortunately, you should be used to it by now.

Lord knows I am.

Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 04:41 PM (UnA8+)

481 A hindenberg name of big Lizzo
Was sued for acting all schizo
She gave her girls bunk--
“Too much junk in the trunk”
From chowing on too much chorizo

Posted by: Nom nom at August 02, 2023 05:07 PM (VsUo2)

482 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE

it's in Goldfinger -- "cement mixer" was old bawdy English slang for a lesbian.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 02, 2023 05:24 PM (4PZHB)

483 385 Do her backup dancers beep?
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2023 04:19 PM (u57gq)

ha!

Posted by: m at August 02, 2023 05:38 PM (AOrJZ)

484 So now you're on Paul Anka's side, Ace? What a turnaround!

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