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Army Bureaucrats Misused Their Official Government Power to Hunt Down and Dox Critics of Biden's Woke Officer Corps


Kristina Wong
@kristina_wong

EXCLUSIVE: An Army three-star general and a West Point associate professor used government resources in an unofficial investigation to hunt down and punish an anonymous active-duty whistleblower who criticized Army leaders and the Biden administration on social media, according to private emails and text messages obtained by Breitbart News.

Army Training and Doctrine Command Deputy Commander Lt. Gen. Maria Gervais and Army Maj. Jessica Dawson -- who is also an "information warfare research scientist" at the Army Cyber Institute -- used their official authority and access to government resources to track down the whistleblower and get him identified publicly and punished by his chain of command.

Despite the lack of evidence, they repeatedly accused the whistleblower of being a "counterintelligence" and "insider threat" in a seeming effort to trigger action by Army Criminal Investigative Division (CID) -- an independent federal law enforcement agency with expansive powers designed to investigate serious felonies.

@RepMattGaetz: "From the Department of Justice to our own military, our government has been weaponized by corrupt bureaucrats in order to target Americans who disagree with their leftist agenda."

"Lieutenant General Maria Gervais and West Point Assistant Professor Major Jessica Dawson should be ashamed of themselves for abusing official resources to doxx and target anonymous whistleblowers. Their actions should warrant an inquiry by the House Armed Services Committee, and I'll be urging Chairman Mike Rogers to take action."


Full story at Breitbart. A man criticized woke officer -- and one officer pushing Biden's vaccine mandate on troops -- so these two falsely branded him a threat to national security and made him a literal Enemy of the State to expose him and make him stop criticizing the wokies.



An Army three-star general and a West Point associate professor used government resources in an unofficial investigation to hunt down and punish an anonymous active-duty whistleblower who criticized Army leaders and the Biden administration on social media, according to private emails and text messages obtained exclusively by Breitbart News.

...

Pat Wier, a civilian defense attorney and Navy reservist, said a CID investigation would require an assumption or designation of a serious threat and called Gervais and Dawson's trumping up of accusations for exercising free speech rights "wrongful."

"His alleged actions did not rise to the level of a serious crime, or any crime at all," he said.

Rather, it appeared to be an attempt by rogue military officials seeking to use the levers of government to punish political dissent.

Lot of that going around.


Gervais and Dawson ran their shadow investigation for nearly a year, enlisting help from a mob of online associates consisting of progressive current and former members of the military who disagreed with the whistleblower politically.

Their efforts led to the doxxing -- or public "outing" -- of the suspected whistleblower's identity and an Army two-star general's former aide filing an inspector general complaint against him, a weaponization of the IG system in retaliation for critical social media posts.

That complaint then sparked an investigation into the whistleblower by his chain of command (what is known as a 15-6 investigation). The investigating officer found that the suspected whistleblower, Army Chief Warrant Officer 2 Samuel Shoemate, had violated Army Regulation 600-20 by "posting derogatory and disrespectful images/memes on multiple social accounts ... towards different Senior Officials and Military Leaders."

...

Shoemate, who is planning to begin speaking about his experience publicly, told Breitbart News in a statement:


The DOD publicly boasts about its adherence to the law with numerous checks and balances in place to prevent unlawful conduct, but the shadow policy it actually operates under allows senior officers and officials to act with impunity as seen here. A lieutenant general colluding with various other senior officials to conduct their own unofficial investigation, with the use of government resources, is emblematic of larger, systemic abuses observed within the DOD in recent years.

Despite Dawson's repeated suggestions he was a "counterintelligence" or "insider threat," Shoemate had a flawless military record. His 2019 Officer Evaluation Report (OER) said he "lived, and reinforced, the Army Values, daily." It also said:


[Shoemate's] conduct within the unit was always above reproach, and he fostered an environment that empowered Soldiers, free from sexual harassment or discrimination of any kind. His desire to develop a robust and cohesive team was evidence in the respectful way he approach every interaction and conversation with each member of the team.

Breitbart News exclusively obtained the 15-6 investigative report on Shoemate, which detailed the efforts of Gervais, Dawson, and their associates to silence a whistleblower for critical tweets.

The article reports he posted on a social media site, "Terminal CWO," used for whistleblowing on misbehaving oficers.


The accounts would frequently post information sent from troops who wanted to anonymously blow the whistle on problems in the military. For example, on September 2022, Terminal CWO exposed that jet fuel leaked into the USS Nimitz's water supply, sickening sailors. Commanders had not notified sailors until almost six hours later. The story turned into national news.

...

Terminal CWO would also frequently post content and memes critical of Army leaders, which drew the ire of those leaders -- particularly those with progressive followings.

One of those leaders was then-Army Maj. Gen. Patrick Donahoe, the commanding general of Fort Benning in Georgia. During the pandemic, Donahoe advocated aggressively for troops to get vaccinated.

At one point, Donahoe got into an online fight with a former Marine who pointed out that far more troops were dying of suicide than COVID-19. Donahoe tagged the Marine's graduate school's social media account and wrote, "Hey @Hillsdale, come get your boy."

Then-Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson slammed Donahoe on his show on July 27, 2021. Carlson said in his opening monologue:


It's also remarkable that Patrick Donahoe is a Major General in the U.S. Army. Now, he is a General, but he doesn't seem as interested in keeping the country safe as he does in promoting a very specific political point of view. So he spends most of his time apparently online harassing political opponents of the Biden administration.

Last week, General Donahoe was lecturing a student at Hillsdale College on the merits of mandatory vaccines. "Hey Hillsdale, come get your boy," wrote General Donahoe. That guy is really a General? That's when another user asked this, quote, "Hey, General, how many wars have you won?" Now, rather than answering that question honestly and of course, the answer is zero, Patrick Donahoe responded this way, quote, "Don't be a shill for Putin."

So here you have a Major General in the U.S. Army accusing apparently an American citizen of being a, quote, "shill" for Putin because that person criticized Joe Biden. Are you comfortable with that? With a highly politicized U.S. military, a military that acts basically as the armed enforcers of the Biden administration? We shouldn't be comfortable with it.

Donahoe would later fall under investigation by the Army Inspector General for various reasons, including social media misconduct and interaction with a junior female officer.


And so an "information warfare expert" in the Army activated the Army's "information warfare" apparatus to crush someone who tweaked a woke Twitter addict.

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 Ace, GoddessOfTheClassroom posted this in the previous post. Someone should try to reach out to her

Please tell me what to do. I am a high school English teacher. I lost my elder son (27) to fentanyl four years ago this September. My younger son is a patriot.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 05:32 PM (IG4Id)

2 Oh, female officers. Great. Almost as bad as female pastors.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 02, 2023 05:33 PM (+b4rY)

3 I don't know what I'm talking about but isn't that a violation of what the military stands for?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 02, 2023 05:35 PM (g6Ha5)

4 OMG how about that Putin?

can't. even.

Posted by: kallisto, channeling the AWFL brainiacs who donn't know the killer is IN THE HOUSE at August 02, 2023 05:35 PM (dCxaZ)

5 "I’m an Academy Professor at the United States Military Academy at West Point.

My research interests focus on nationalism, white supremacy and extremism, religion and what binds people together, guns and the role of American civil religion as well as the digital disruption of technology on aspects of society. "

https://jessdawson.com/

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 02, 2023 05:35 PM (TVVKv)

6 Odds that the general and professor were dykes munching each other’s rugs? I’d say greater than 50%. And that’s assuming they are actual women.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 02, 2023 05:35 PM (uJ3Cl)

7 >under investigation by the Army Inspector General for various reasons, including social media misconduct


hey look
a new crime

Posted by: Brand X at August 02, 2023 05:36 PM (geLO8)

8 The destruction of the mighty US military into a progressive woke attack force for the left has been swift and stunning to me, though I'm sure the track for this was laid decades ago. Eisenhower, Patton, Washington, heck even Grant are rolling in their graves.

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 05:36 PM (kuSTV)

9 "Lt. Gen. Maria Gervais and Army Maj. Jessica Dawson "

Where does Col Karen Becky come into this?

Posted by: the snakes at August 02, 2023 05:36 PM (hTSHN)

10 Lieutenant General Maria Gervais and West Point Assistant Professor Major Jessica Dawson

lol well I think I see the problem

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 02, 2023 05:37 PM (AcWfM)

11 I’m goin’ back to my plow.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 02, 2023 05:37 PM (e2j8Q)

12 We are doomed

Posted by: Mr pink at August 02, 2023 05:38 PM (m7JNW)

13 > "Lt. Gen. Maria and Army Maj. Jessica "

Get that makeup off and show me your war face!

Posted by: Brand X at August 02, 2023 05:38 PM (geLO8)

14 >>>I’m goin’ back to my plow.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 02, 2023 05:37 PM (e2j8Q)

======

Beyond the yellow brick road?

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 02, 2023 05:38 PM (TVVKv)

15 "Lieutenant General Maria Gervais and West Point Assistant Professor Major Jessica Dawson should be ashamed of themselves..."

Silly Matt. That's not how you spell "Relieved of their respective duties and fed into an active volcano."

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 02, 2023 05:38 PM (7cpMY)

16 From what I can tell, the male brass aint no fucking better.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 05:38 PM (hTSHN)

17 Oh, female officers. Great. Almost as bad as female pastors.

Here's the thing:

My Church is in the process of doing God knows what fvck-all over in Rome, prolly trying to #woke-ify it.

I'm preparing myself for a pretty bad outcome. I can accept blessings of gay marriages. I can accept married heterosexual priests. If those "leaders" over there bring female priests to the mix, I'm out.

I've visited Orthodox churches in the past. I can find a home there.

Posted by: kallisto at August 02, 2023 05:38 PM (dCxaZ)

18 yeah I was confused by goddessoftheclassroom's comment? I thought it was a song quote tbh

I'm so sorry she lost her son to fentanyl poisoning, my God.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 02, 2023 05:38 PM (AcWfM)

19 This person will receive a promotion and legion of merit

Posted by: Mr pink at August 02, 2023 05:39 PM (m7JNW)

20 U.S.A.
At war with itself.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2023 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

21 I've visited Orthodox churches in the past. I can find a home there.


yep Kallisto I'm thinking about it. there's a really nice one right by my house

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 02, 2023 05:39 PM (AcWfM)

22 >> U.S.A.
At war with itself.

Posted by: wth


we're losing

Posted by: Brand X at August 02, 2023 05:40 PM (geLO8)

23 And we didn't even get a battalion of women who's cycles were synchronized to set upon an unsuspecting enemy.

Just guys who don't even HAVE cycles to send them into berzerker mode.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 05:40 PM (RLLZj)

24 Completely fine.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 02, 2023 05:40 PM (ytSiK)

25 Tracking down and punishing critics is a central tenet of "precious democracy", don'tcha know.

Here is American-Chilean YouTuber Gonzalo Lira's Twitter thread on his arrest, imprisonment and subsequent flight to Hungary in a desperate attempt to escape Ukraine.

No updates from him yet that I've seen today. Prayers for his escape from America's favorite darling nation.

https://tinyurl.com/yckph527

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2023 05:40 PM (Gf3mx)

26 Wait, wait, wait. What about those famous Whistleblower Protection laws? They no work no more??

Posted by: runner at August 02, 2023 05:40 PM (q20PC)

27 >>> Their efforts led to the doxxing -- or public "outing" -- of the suspected whistleblower's identity

Whistleblowers are heroes and the last true patriots! Until you have a leftist White House.

Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 05:41 PM (kuSTV)

28 Oh, female officers. Great. Almost as bad as female pastors.
.......

only more likely to show us their tits.

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at August 02, 2023 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

29 "It's also remarkable that Patrick Donahoe is a Major General in the U.S. Army. Now, he is a General, but he doesn't seem as interested in keeping the country safe as he does in promoting a very specific political point of view. So he spends most of his time apparently online harassing political opponents of the Biden administration."


He's following orders.

Posted by: Gref at August 02, 2023 05:41 PM (AMIL/)

30 We now have a Cadre of online flame warriors running the military.

Our military is now a complete joke. I pity the soldiers sent into battle by people such as these.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 05:41 PM (2YtOq)

31 If major generals/base commandants are spending their time unleashing sick burns on Twitter, no wonder other nations' militaries are losing respect for ours.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 02, 2023 05:41 PM (jGGMD)

32 "I'm so sorry she lost her son to fentanyl poisoning, my God.
Posted by: BlackOrchid"

It's terrible. It's so bizarre how the powers that be allow this to continue.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 05:42 PM (hTSHN)

33 women are innately extreme conformists - they control the social mores of a longhouse/tribe

they live for enforcing social comity/conformity

they need absolutely no outside motivation to tell on people who aren't "fitting in" to the culture

we females need to be cognizant of our instincts and understand why they exist - it's the only way to get beyond them.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 02, 2023 05:42 PM (AcWfM)

34 Hath someone scorned those women?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 02, 2023 05:42 PM (ssESX)

35 Jessica and Maria walk into a bar....

All the men leave.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2023 05:42 PM (8GBH4)

36
Now that FL Governor DeSantis is falling in the polls, how long before Ace seeks to curry favor from Vivek Ramaswamy?

FIRST with 'curry favor'! Won't be the last.

Though I share. Pubic domain.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 05:43 PM (enJYY)

37 The destruction of the mighty US military into a progressive woke attack force for the left has been swift and stunning to me, though I'm sure the track for this was laid decades ago. Eisenhower, Patton, Washington, heck even Grant are rolling in their graves.
Posted by: LizLem at August 02, 2023 05:36 PM (kuSTV)

Hell, my cold war CW2 Moron ass is flabbergasted. I ain't even gonna think about the greats. I bet SSG Stafford, 1st Louisiana Cavalry, CSA (RIP)* would probably have already taken his NCO duties seriously and liberally whipped the coon dog crap out of a bunch of company grade officers by now.

* Found his grave in an abandoned cemetery in Franklin Parish, LA. He survived the war (in a unit that was damned near killed off entirely) and had three kids after the wat as well. Tough bastard.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 02, 2023 05:43 PM (3CCua)

38 How'd I know it was women after reading the headline?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 02, 2023 05:44 PM (MGB5H)

39 Can't imagine why recruitment is down.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 02, 2023 05:44 PM (ppBhU)

40 36
Now that FL Governor DeSantis is falling in the polls, how long before Ace seeks to curry favor from Vivek Ramaswamy?

FIRST with 'curry favor'! Won't be the last.

Though I share. Pubic domain.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 05:43 PM (enJYY)
----
Curry por favor?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 02, 2023 05:44 PM (ssESX)

41 "I’m an Academy Professor at the United States Military Academy at West Point.

My research interests focus on nationalism, white supremacy and extremism, religion and what binds people together, guns and the role of American civil religion as well as the digital disruption of technology on aspects of society. "

https://jessdawson.com/
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 02, 2023 05:35 PM (TVVKv)


Did your resume not have enough buzzwords to get you into Berkeley or Bryn Mawr, sweetheart?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 02, 2023 05:44 PM (jGGMD)

42 Gen. G. Washington would have had their bodies stacked and ready for burning.

Posted by: Cheri at August 02, 2023 05:44 PM (oiNtH)

43 Women watch The View.


That's really all you need to know.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:45 PM (iziT8)

44 26 Wait, wait, wait. What about those famous Whistleblower Protection laws? They no work no more??
Posted by: runner

Right? Every one of those training modules I have to sit through at work is adamant that you can not be retaliated against for reporting misconduct or illegal activities.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 02, 2023 05:46 PM (SOtpJ)

45 The Army is led by some skunks
who think normal Americans punks
The General Staff folks
are a terrible joke
They worship at Woke as its monks.

Posted by: What you think, you become. at August 02, 2023 05:46 PM (VsUo2)

46 5 "I’m an Academy Professor at the United States Military Academy at West Point.

My research interests focus on nationalism, white supremacy and extremism, religion and what binds people together, guns and the role of American civil religion as well as the digital disruption of technology on aspects of society. "

https://jessdawson.com/

Nothing says I want to be a soldier more that this resume! Supreme eye roll here.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 05:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

47 yep Kallisto I'm thinking about it. there's a really nice one right by my house

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 02, 2023 05:39 PM (AcWfM)


I went to St. Herman of Alaska to see a Russian quartet sing. The moment I stepped into the sanctuary I felt a profound holiness. It was impressive.

Posted by: kallisto at August 02, 2023 05:46 PM (dCxaZ)

48 I saw a picture of Lt. Gen. Maria Gervais. Such a delicate flower if there is a flower called a Bull Dyke.

Posted by: Cheri at August 02, 2023 05:46 PM (oiNtH)

49 "I'm so sorry she lost her son to fentanyl poisoning, my God.
Posted by: BlackOrchid"

It's terrible. It's so bizarre how the powers that be allow this to continue.
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 05:42 PM (hTSHN)


They're like Sauron. They can't create anything new; they can only corrupt and ruin what already exists.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 02, 2023 05:46 PM (jGGMD)

50 I cannot express my sorrow, nor my solution.

Because the ...

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 02, 2023 05:47 PM (lZVy/)

51 Daughter has less than 3 years to go. These people are fucking insane.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2023 05:47 PM (TZ75n)

52 Jessica and Maria walk into a bar....

All the men leave.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2023 05:42 PM (8GBH4)
......

and it was 1:45am. Thats gotta hurt.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2023 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

53 Junior female officers are never junior enough.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 05:48 PM (sWM8x)

54 Oh, female officers. Great. Almost as bad as female pastors.

Here's the thing:

My Church is in the process of doing God knows what fvck-all over in Rome, prolly trying to #woke-ify it.

I'm preparing myself for a pretty bad outcome. I can accept blessings of gay marriages. I can accept married heterosexual priests. If those "leaders" over there bring female priests to the mix, I'm out.

I've visited Orthodox churches in the past. I can find a home there.
Posted by: kallisto at August 02, 2023 05:38 PM (dCxaZ)

---
I just had a long Zoom chat with my best friend from highschool. She has done the lay ministry scheduling for years at her parish. A new person came and has been showing up to Mass as Eucharistic Minister with a see through top and who's teen son has been creeping in the Ladies room.

My friend took it to the pastor who said "I'm sure they just wanted to be treated equally in the parish"

Friend is looking for a new parish.

It's getting worse.

Good luck. Prayers up for you!

Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 05:48 PM (RLLZj)

55
Swa-a-mee!
How I love you
How I love you
My dear old Ramaswamy!

*Al Jolson

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at August 02, 2023 05:48 PM (wae5C)

56 Something in this triggers me to read Kipling's story about the copybook gods.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 02, 2023 05:48 PM (KAi1n)

57 >>>Jessica and Maria walk into a bar....

All the men leave.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2023 05:42 PM (8GBH4)
......

and it was 1:45am. Thats gotta hurt.
Posted by: wth at August 02, 2023 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

=====

On nickel beer night, no less.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 02, 2023 05:48 PM (TVVKv)

58 yeah I was confused by goddessoftheclassroom's comment? I thought it was a song quote tbh

I'm so sorry she lost her son to fentanyl poisoning, my God.
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Same here. I didn't understand the comment or question. But truly sorry about losing her 27-yr old son. Tragic doesn't begin to describe that situation.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 05:49 PM (tQL7r)

59 "Donahoe would later fall under investigation by the Army Inspector General for various reasons, including social media misconduct and interaction with a junior female officer."

It's good to be the king!

Posted by: rd at August 02, 2023 05:49 PM (a0Mbn)

60 1 Ace, GoddessOfTheClassroom posted this in the previous post. Someone should try to reach out to her

Please tell me what to do. I am a high school English teacher. I lost my elder son (27) to fentanyl four years ago this September. My younger son is a patriot.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023

Not sure the context here, but if you are reading this, GOTC, I am praying for you. My email is linked, never hesitate to use it when you need a friend.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 05:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

61 48 I saw a picture of Lt. Gen. Maria Gervais. Such a delicate flower if there is a flower called a Bull Dyke.
Posted by: Cheri at August 02, 2023 05:46 PM (oiNtH)
---
She probably also trolls instagram threads looking to shame people for posting pictures of their dogs wearing pinch collars.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 02, 2023 05:49 PM (ssESX)

62 "Nothing says I want to be a soldier more that this resume! Supreme eye roll here.
Posted by: Piper"

Live it up sweety. One day there will be no use for your pathetic ass.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 05:49 PM (hTSHN)

63 they live for enforcing social comity/conformity

lol no wonder my mom used to tell me from the earliest age:

"You should have been born a man!!"

Posted by: kallisto at August 02, 2023 05:49 PM (dCxaZ)

64 Our military is now a complete joke. I pity the soldiers sent into battle by people such as these.

Absolute chaos.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 02, 2023 05:50 PM (Xrfse)

65 28 Oh, female officers. Great. Almost as bad as female pastors.
.......
only more likely to show us their tits.
Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at August 02, 2023 05:41 PM

Tits are standing by, ready and willing!!!

Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at August 02, 2023 05:51 PM (NCgXW)

66 Meth, crack, pills, etc. have laid waste to PA. It is awful when going to some of these medium and smaller towns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2023 05:51 PM (TZ75n)

67 The US military has been reduced to uniformed welfare and attracts the same weirdo layabouts an ebt card left in a Wally World parking lot.

Homos running loose, flag officers punishing their own troops for woke transgressions, rape, husbands with husbands and wives with wives living on base, rape and benefits for those who deserve none.

Be All You Can Be…Pure Shit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 02, 2023 05:52 PM (R/m4+)

68 honestly, had I the horrific misfortune to be a teen or even a tween in this current timeline, by now my poor little innocent breasticles would have been shaved off and my forearm stripped to fashion me a faux dick.

I went through a pretty serious tomboy phase. But I could easily flip a switch and femme-y glam out.

Bipolar, probably. Maybe MPD, who knows

Posted by: kallisto at August 02, 2023 05:52 PM (dCxaZ)

69 She probably also trolls instagram threads looking to shame people for posting pictures of their dogs wearing pinch collars.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

No. Service members in their dress unifroms wearing pinch collars.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 05:52 PM (ga8qR)

70 My friend took it to the pastor who said "I'm sure they just wanted to be treated equally in the parish"

Friend is looking for a new parish.

It's getting worse.

Good luck. Prayers up for you!
Posted by: Just Lily

Just got asked to leave an ELCA church for not agreeing that mutilating children was an article of the faith.

Posted by: All are welcome here ... except you at August 02, 2023 05:53 PM (VsUo2)

71 The course of human events is taking a decidedly ugly turn.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2023 05:53 PM (YdI/u)

72 0300 - infantry; 0300 - infantry; 0300 - infantry; 8567 - Basic Resting Bitch face.

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2023 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

73 Ass rape went up bigly when 'dont as dont tell' was lifted.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 05:54 PM (ga8qR)

74 What, pray tell, is the point of official power if you don't get to misuse it?

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2023 05:55 PM (Sv58p)

75 Our military is now a complete joke. I pity the soldiers sent into battle by people such as these.

Absolute chaos.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


Almost as if it was all done on purpose.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 02, 2023 05:55 PM (tQL7r)

76 Bipolar, probably. Maybe MPD, who knows
Posted by: kallisto at August 02, 2023 05:52 PM (dCxaZ)
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You sound like the chick who'd turn wrenches in the afternoon and hit the theater in the evening.

In other words, interesting.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 05:56 PM (2YtOq)

77
Just got asked to leave an ELCA church for not agreeing that mutilating children was an article of the faith.
Posted by: All are welcome here ... except you at August 02, 2023 05:53 PM (VsUo2)
----
Yep.

Soon they will be turning us in to the proper authorities for hate crimes.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 05:56 PM (RLLZj)

78 38 How'd I know it was women after reading the headline?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 02, 2023 05

Let me introduce you to the top of the command food chain, General Milley.

I struggle with certain positions being open to females for biological reasons. But I think there are roles in our military, key roles, that could be held by sane women. The military should never be a social engineering experiment, yet here we are. This particular chick joined for the sole purpose of being an internal disrupter. If I am wrong I will eat….something really bad for me, y’all can pick. Just beware the potential sugar coma.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 05:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

79
Just got asked to leave an ELCA church for not agreeing that mutilating children was an article of the faith.

Posted by: All are welcome here ... except you at August 02, 2023 05:53 PM


I think you have to present your argument in less intolerant terms. Like the phrase, 'Sexual Lobotomy of Children' seems just a tad milder.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 05:56 PM (enJYY)

80 Be All You Can Be…Pure Shit.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

And I am telling you. This is all you can be.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 05:57 PM (ga8qR)

81 29 "It's also remarkable that Patrick Donahoe is a Major General in the U.S. Army. Now, he is a General, but he doesn't seem as interested in keeping the country safe as he does in promoting a very specific political point of view. So he spends most of his time apparently online harassing political opponents of the Biden administration."


He's following orders.
Posted by: Gref at August 02, 2023 05:41 PM (AMIL/

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He wants the third star of lt. general

Posted by: rd at August 02, 2023 05:57 PM (5H8NF)

82 A new person came and has been showing up to Mass as Eucharistic Minister with a see through top

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So.......where is this church?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 05:58 PM (BdMk6)

83 On the bright side, one day we'll get to have the Grand MoMe in the re-education camp. Paul will probably be a guard.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 02, 2023 05:58 PM (Dm8we)

84 I know there are some good guys and gals in the military. I do wonder what the proportions are versus the not so good ones though.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 05:59 PM (hTSHN)

85 On the bright side, one day we'll get to have the Grand MoMe in the re-education camp. Paul will probably be a guard.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Useful idiot fucktards like him are designated as cannon fodder.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2023 06:00 PM (TZ75n)

86 know there are some good guys and gals in the military. I do wonder what the proportions are versus the not so good ones though.
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 05:59 PM (hTSHN)
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There are probably enough not so good to seriously affect the capabilities of our military.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 06:01 PM (2YtOq)

87 82 A new person came and has been showing up to Mass as Eucharistic Minister with a see through top

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So.......where is this church?

I suppose it should go without saying she is more of a Lizzo body type than ,say, a Katy Perry body type.

NTTIATWWT

Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 06:01 PM (RLLZj)

88
62 "Nothing says I want to be a soldier more that this resume! Supreme eye roll here.
Posted by: Piper"

Live it up sweety. One day there will be no use for your pathetic ass.
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 05:49 PM

My pathetic ass or her pathetic ass?

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 06:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

89 I know there are some good guys and gals in the military. I do wonder what the proportions are versus the not so good ones though.

It doesn't really matter. Because of its hierarchical nature, if the brass goes bad so does everything else. You see this with the FBI; it's coming to the military.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 02, 2023 06:02 PM (ppBhU)

90 Might have to reevaluate whether the current Army is prepared to go medieval on the citizenry. Seems to be leaning in that direction of late.

Certainly not all, but perhaps the junta only needs X number of reliable shock troopers in Y areas.

Y = red states. Thus, the extent of math in this comment.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 06:02 PM (Q4IgG)

91 There are probably enough not so good to seriously affect the capabilities of our military.
Posted by: Blake

That's what I'm thinking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2023 06:02 PM (TZ75n)

92 On the bright side, one day we'll get to have the Grand MoMe in the re-education camp. Paul will probably be a guard.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Useful idiot fucktards like him are designated as cannon fodder.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2023 06:00 PM (TZ75n)

Paul will be in charge of shit burning.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 06:02 PM (BdMk6)

93 willowed:
316 I think everyone needs to take a moment to remember that zelensky's claim to fame is that he took his dick out of his pants and banged it on piano keys. He *won* an election because people thought he was a joke and voted for him.
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According to RFK Jr, Zelensky was elected because he promised to sign/implement Minsk II, ceasefire with Russia in Donbass & Lugansk. After the election he broke his promise, probably due to pressure by the US. He stunned Hannity who was interviewing him with this information. Not sure if he was planning to sign the agreement with his dick though. Zelensky that is.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 02, 2023 06:02 PM (fs1hN)

94 Paul can't even guard against an invasion at a glory hole. Besides, I aint going to no camp.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 06:03 PM (hTSHN)

95 73 Ass rape went up bigly when 'dont as dont tell' was lifted.

not certain whether typo for "ask" or for "ass"

Posted by: anachronda at August 02, 2023 06:03 PM (sGtp+)

96 Paul will be in charge of polishing camp knobs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2023 06:04 PM (oP9Dm)

97 The continuing encrappening of the military may be our best hope for restoring the Republic.

I, for one, don't want to fight the army that took down Saddam.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2023 06:04 PM (aD39U)

98 Paul will be a barracks gloryhole mopper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2023 06:05 PM (TZ75n)

99 On the bright side, one day we'll get to have the Grand MoMe in the re-education camp. Paul will probably be a guard.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Paul, meet Weasel, Ben Had, and Blueberry.

Nice knowing ya.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 06:05 PM (RLLZj)

100 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 06:05 PM (kEjR6)

101 I know there are some good guys and gals in the military. I do wonder what the proportions are versus the not so good ones though.
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 05:59 PM (hTSHN)

Not many good people left in the military. Barry Zero did a magnificent purge of the warriors, and the vax mandate cleaned out the rest. Of course the military hasn't won anything since WWII (please don't site Desert Storm, the Iraqis were a depleted force after the Iran-Iraq war.), so this is par for the course of a corrupt banana republic military.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 02, 2023 06:05 PM (C1n5c)

102 All of our institutions are corrupt.

Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at August 02, 2023 06:05 PM (QY+6a)

103 "My pathetic ass or her pathetic ass?
Posted by: Piper"

No, not you! We all know 'ettes have pert posteriors. Pics would help us be sure though.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 06:05 PM (hTSHN)

104 Certainly not all, but perhaps the junta only needs X number of reliable shock troopers in Y areas.

Y = red states. Thus, the extent of math in this comment.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 06:02 PM (Q4IgG)
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I love how they believe it will be a cakewalk to steamroll over the citizenry. How many former soldiers are alive today? They may have lost some of their skills, but they'll come back in a hurry when called for.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 06:05 PM (BpYfr)

105 103 "My pathetic ass or her pathetic ass?
Posted by: Piper"

No, not you! We all know 'ettes have pert posteriors. Pics would help us be sure though.
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 06:05 PM (hTSHN)

Whew! I was scared for minute.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 06:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

106 I suppose it should go without saying she is more of a Lizzo body type than ,say, a Katy Perry body type.

NTTIATWWT
Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 06:01 PM (RLLZj)

In that case, I really didn't want to be a Catholic anyway.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 06:06 PM (BdMk6)

107 43 Women watch The View.


That's really all you need to know.
Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2023 05:45 PM (iziT

Also Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Real Housewives of (wherever). That tells you the rest.

Posted by: These are their idols, role models, prophetesses at August 02, 2023 06:06 PM (e8n94)

108 No, not you! We all know 'ettes have pert posteriors. Pics would help us be sure though.

The HQ really should have an ass roster. I keep sending pictures of mine to ace, but he doesn't respond.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 02, 2023 06:07 PM (ppBhU)

109 Obama's dream of having a civilian corps as powerful as the military is about to be realized --as our military becomes about as lethal as the average mall security team.

Posted by: Zek at August 02, 2023 06:07 PM (5FPX4)

110 Not many good people left in the military. Barry Zero did a magnificent purge of the warriors, and the vax mandate cleaned out the rest. Of course the military hasn't won anything since WWII (please don't site Desert Storm, the Iraqis were a depleted force after the Iran-Iraq war.), so this is par for the course of a corrupt banana republic military.
Posted by: Ganowicz


I like how everyone says the military will turn on the citizens. And then they turn around and say the military purge the Warriors. Guess who those warriors now are? That's right, citizens. And they haven't forgotten any of their training.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 06:07 PM (fN5AQ)

111
Paul will be in charge of shit burning.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 06:02 PM


I had a Ukrainian employee who served in 'Nam. His job? Burning shit.

Nice guy, won't say anything bad about him. But apparently shit burning is an actual thing in the military.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 06:08 PM (enJYY)

112 "Don't be a shill for Putin"

You know if I was going to quote someone, I wouldn't quote an imbecile. Unless, of course, I too was an imbecile.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 02, 2023 06:08 PM (pohLc)

113 Just got asked to leave an ELCA church for not agreeing that mutilating children was an article of the faith.
Posted by: All are welcome here ... except you at August 02, 2023 05:53 PM (VsUo2)



You should try a Lutheran church.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2023 06:08 PM (aD39U)

114 Every single institution is now woke and wants you dead. Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Montec at August 02, 2023 06:08 PM (nO7OA)

115 Also Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Real Housewives of (wherever). That tells you the rest.
Posted by: These are their idols, role models, prophetesses at August 02, 2023 06:06 PM (e8n94)
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Meanwhile, my wife prefers reruns of Forged in Fire" and the BBC version of "Top Gear."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 06:08 PM (2YtOq)

116 "It doesn't really matter. Because of its hierarchical nature, if the brass goes bad so does everything else. "

I include the brass in that percentage. Is it 100% leftist now?

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 06:09 PM (hTSHN)

117 The HQ really should have an ass roster. I keep sending pictures of mine to ace, but he doesn't respond.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


You too?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 06:09 PM (fN5AQ)

118 "Every one of those training modules I have to sit through at work is adamant that you can not be retaliated against for reporting misconduct or illegal activities."

And yet if you register a complaint hat the sexual harassment training violates anti-sexual harassment laws, I bet you'd get in trouble for that.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 02, 2023 06:09 PM (ou9hh)

119 Read Irresistible Revolution by Lt Col Matthew Lohmeier
The whole military from the Academies to enlisted is getting turned over to the Cultural Marxists

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2023 06:10 PM (xhxe8)

120 Meanwhile, my wife prefers reruns of Forged in Fire" and the BBC version of "Top Gear."
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 06:08 PM (2YtOq)

So apparently you married a dude.

Posted by: I oppose ghey marriage but won't make a big fuss about it right now at August 02, 2023 06:10 PM (e8n94)

121 Nice guy, won't say anything bad about him. But apparently shit burning is an actual thing in the military.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


It was in a war zone.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 06:11 PM (fN5AQ)

122 I meant that one day when when the SHTF there will be no need for her studies of lesbotechno societal bullshit.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 06:11 PM (hTSHN)

123 new Tucker video up on Twitter. watch to he end.

Posted by: Liz at August 02, 2023 06:12 PM (n4WZ1)

124 Apparently, women military officers are becoming much like their low(er) level managerial sisters in federal civil service. Lots of survival sex going on.
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90% of fentyl is probably coming through legitimate US ports of entry &/or on US flag vessels.

The well-heeled have their drugs, the common people theirs. Guess which group needs narcan?
Note: Had two cousins die from fentyl use in PA some years ago. It was heart breaking. They did not look like the Kensington crowd.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies. at August 02, 2023 06:12 PM (GshMh)

125 I had a Ukrainian employee who served in 'Nam. His job? Burning shit.

Nice guy, won't say anything bad about him. But apparently shit burning is an actual thing in the military.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 06:08 PM (enJYY)

It was real. In Vietnam all newbies E4 and below had at least one day of shit-burning duty.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 06:12 PM (BdMk6)

126 So apparently you married a dude.
Posted by: I oppose ghey marriage but won't make a big fuss about it right now at August 02, 2023 06:10 PM (e8n94)
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Nah, she'd make a great 'ette, but, not her thing.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 06:12 PM (2YtOq)

127 "Every one of those training modules I have to sit through at work is adamant that you can not be retaliated against for reporting misconduct or illegal activities."

Whistlblowers are less popular than herpes. The reality is that if you become a whistlblower virtually anywhere at any time for any reason, you will be treated like an unwanted animal at a kill-shelter. (Don't let the momentary exception for anyone willing to say anything bad about Trump fool you.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 02, 2023 06:12 PM (ppBhU)

128 108 No, not you! We all know 'ettes have pert posteriors. Pics would help us be sure though.

The HQ really should have an ass roster. I keep sending pictures of mine to ace, but he doesn't respond.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Ummm….so…. I just pulled some carrot cookies out of the oven. Anyone want one?

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 06:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

129 The HQ really should have an ass roster. I keep sending pictures of mine to ace, but he doesn't respond.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 02, 2023 06:07 PM (ppBhU)

I learned a word for this in the Art Thread:
Callipyge. Means shapely butt.

So we need an AOS Callipyge Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Iris at August 02, 2023 06:13 PM (n3DL0)

130 While these pieces of shit are "officers" they are much more akin to Red Army military commissars.

They should receive the same fate as the Germans gave them in WW2.




Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2023 06:13 PM (gmo/4)

131 Vivek Ramaswamy on 9/11: 'I don't believe the government has told us the truth'

Posted by: Brand X at August 02, 2023 06:13 PM (geLO8)

132 This is why G. Washington was against standing armies. They always turn on their own populace.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 02, 2023 06:14 PM (MeG8a)

133 Easy for me to say from the comfort of my chair, but getting shot at sounds like marginally better duty than burning shit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 02, 2023 06:14 PM (ppBhU)

134 Ummm….so…. I just pulled some carrot cookies out of the oven. Anyone want one?
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 06:13 PM (ZdaMQ)


Is this some kind of code ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 02, 2023 06:15 PM (NtVYv)

135 124. Fentanyl, not whatever the heck I typed. Sorry.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies. at August 02, 2023 06:15 PM (GshMh)

136 The HQ really should have an ass roster. I keep sending pictures of mine to ace, but he doesn't respond.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Ummm….so…. I just pulled some carrot cookies out of the oven. Anyone want one?
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 06:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Yeah my physique is so so, being elderly. But I make great sammiches and brownies.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 02, 2023 06:15 PM (RLLZj)

137 5 "I’m an Academy Professor at the United States Military Academy at West Point.
My research interests focus on nationalism, white supremacy and extremism, religion and what binds people together, guns and the role of American civil religion as well as the digital disruption of technology on aspects of society. "
https://jessdawson.com/
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 02, 2023 05:35 PM (TVVKv)

This is a direct result of the Big Guy's purge of the military officer corp.

If Zero's the Big Guy (10%), what's Joey's cut, I wonder.

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2023 06:15 PM (Rbu5d)

138 Fire! Doesn't MeLt SteEL !!11!

Posted by: runner at August 02, 2023 06:16 PM (6dmlD)

139
And yet if you register a complaint hat the sexual harassment training violates anti-sexual harassment laws, I bet you'd get in trouble for that.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 02, 2023 06:09 PM


I remember going through sexual harassment 'training' and saying to the young and highly attractive female in charge that the only way we could have a valid discussion of the issue is if it was off the record. She agreed. Damn, did I hit on her. Asked hypothetical questions about how attractive she was and if I had yet committed sexual harassment?

At the end she asked if there was a coffee shop nearby. I had to go to work. Rejected by Penthouse Letters. Again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 06:16 PM (enJYY)

140 Hell, my cold war CW2 Moron ass is flabbergasted

*extends secret W.O.L.F. Handshake...*

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 02, 2023 06:16 PM (J1sWR)

141 Nobody has to to know if that's really your butt.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 06:16 PM (hTSHN)

142 They are a bit too keen on "information warfare". It's like they've always envied totalitarian states like USSR and China for the control they have over their population and want to bring it back home.

Posted by: PG at August 02, 2023 06:16 PM (84jHt)

143 Is today spittin' mad day?

I didn't get the memo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06:17 PM (5xURv)

144 So a leftist hen party embedded in the military went after a male they didn't like.

Posted by: JEM at August 02, 2023 06:17 PM (8erNz)

145 134 Ummm….so…. I just pulled some carrot cookies out of the oven. Anyone want one?
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 06:13 PM (ZdaMQ)


Is this some kind of code ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August

It’s code for awkwardly changing the subject! But I did just pull them out of the oven.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 06:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

146 138 Fire! Doesn't MeLt SteEL !!11!
Posted by: runner at August 02, 2023 06:16 PM (6dmlD


If it didn't, we wouldn't have steel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06:17 PM (5xURv)

147 I have seen tons of war movies. The women are nurses or clerks. Or they work in factories bolting airplanes together. There are no women Generals! There's no crying in the Army!

Let's get serious. The military is no place for social fads. Practice and plan for killing the enemy. Just do that.

Posted by: Brand X at August 02, 2023 06:17 PM (geLO8)

148 The HQ really should have an ass roster. I keep sending pictures of mine to ace, but he doesn't respond.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


You too?
Posted by: rickb223

Oh, he responds.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 06:18 PM (ga8qR)

149 Is a carrot cookie really a cookie?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06:18 PM (5xURv)

150 131 Vivek Ramaswamy on 9/11: 'I don't believe the government has told us the truth'
____

Hard to take issue with Vivek given everything we learned since 2016.

Probably just that our intelligence services really f*d up on the terrorist pilots and we're not allowed to know how bad. And that intelligence knew Iraq weapons weren't nearly as bad as what they sold to us, our allies and the UN. But who knows, maybe it's worse than this.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 02, 2023 06:18 PM (fs1hN)

151 Easy for me to say from the comfort of my chair, but getting shot at sounds like marginally better duty than burning shit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 02, 2023 06:14 PM (ppBhU)

That's what I thought until I got shot at.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 06:19 PM (BdMk6)

152 "But I did just pull them out of the oven.
Posted by: Piper"

That's hot!

Posted by: Guy that thinks everything sounds dirty at August 02, 2023 06:19 PM (hTSHN)

153 We are all shills for Putin now.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 06:19 PM (oB5mO)

154 "Rather, it appeared to be an attempt by rogue military officials"

Lone wolf. Single bad actor. Inadvertently. We investigated and dealt with the offender. Moveon.org.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 02, 2023 06:19 PM (WRsWA)

155 Is today spittin' mad day?

I didn't get the memo.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Well, Nuremburg 2.0 hasn't commenced, so 'day ending in 'y''.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 06:19 PM (IG4Id)

156 Whew! I was scared for minute.
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 06:06
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Sorry, I missed your posterior link. Could you repost?

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 02, 2023 06:19 PM (ju2Fy)

157 Can you put carrot cookies in chili?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 02, 2023 06:20 PM (WRsWA)

158 The HQ really should have an ass roster.


I can be on that!

But I'm just an ass, not some one who has a nice ass.


Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2023 06:20 PM (gmo/4)

159 I'm happy to send a pic of my ass to anyone who wants it.



I'll even brush him first.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06:20 PM (5xURv)

160 21 I've visited Orthodox churches in the past. I can find a home there.
yep Kallisto I'm thinking about it. there's a really nice one right by my house
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 02, 2023 05:39 PM (AcWfM)

There are some issues going on (tbh, heresies in certain quarters), but what you say is correct. REally, though, not all parishes or "jurisdictions" are the same. Go , observe, talk to the priest.

IF the priest says he will receive you into the Church right away, then RUN somewhere else. The catechumenate is not a joke, and if you are coming from catholicism or protestantism, you have a lot to unlearn and relearn correctly. Take it from a convert, now 24 years.

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2023 06:21 PM (Rbu5d)

161 Is today spittin' mad day?

Nah, there has to be a full-on Trump versus Desantis thread with dueling "no, you're in a cult" comments for it to be spittin' mad day. This is just a conventional hatey wednesday.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 02, 2023 06:21 PM (ppBhU)

162 Can you put carrot cookies in chili?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Can, yes. Should, no.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 06:21 PM (IG4Id)

163 >>Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 02, 2023 06:18 PM (fs1hN)

I believe 1) our intelligence services failed us re: Saudi nationals learning how to fly but not how to land; 2) pretty much giving the Saudis a pass on the whole thing

Posted by: Brand X at August 02, 2023 06:22 PM (geLO8)

164 "But I did just pull them out of the oven.
Posted by: Piper"

That's hot!
Posted by: Guy that thinks everything sounds dirty at August 02, 2023 06:19 PM (hTSHN)

frankly, anything can sound dirty if you use the right skeevy guy voice.

*waggles eyebrows* yeah, I'll give her a parking ticket.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at August 02, 2023 06:22 PM (T/Lqj)

165 Can, yes. Should, no.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2023 06:21 PM (IG4Id


This is the story of my life.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06:22 PM (5xURv)

166 150 131 Vivek Ramaswamy on 9/11: 'I don't believe the government has told us the truth'
____

Hard to take issue with Vivek given everything we learned since 2016.

Probably just that our intelligence services really f*d up on the terrorist pilots and we're not allowed to know how bad. And that intelligence knew Iraq weapons weren't nearly as bad as what they sold to us, our allies and the UN. But who knows, maybe it's worse than this.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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One of the issues concealed is that Saudi officials out of their US embassy were involved and paying for the hijackers. Bush hustled the some of the bin Ladin family and some others out of the US right after the attacks. Muh oil you see and the Bush family was a patron of Mideast oil producers.

Posted by: whig at August 02, 2023 06:22 PM (bk5GW)

167
*waggles eyebrows* yeah, I'll give her a parking ticket.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at August 02, 2023 06:22 PM (T/Lqj)


I'd like to solve her Rubik's cube!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06:23 PM (5xURv)

168 149 Is a carrot cookie really a cookie?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06

Are you really questioning me on this?!? Can’t even begin to understand why! After all, carrots are sweet, and there is cinnamon, and nutmeg, and they are round shape. It all equals cookie, darn it!

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 06:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

169
Vivek Ramaswamy on 9/11: 'I don't believe the government has told us the truth'

Posted by: Brand X at August 02, 2023 06:13 PM


Anyone who believes the story of how horrifically bad the government fvcked up and they told the entire truth, nothing but the truth, about how horrifically bad they fvcked up?

I'm with him. They didn't tell us the truth about horrifically bad they fvcked up. But. Top. Men.

Now after a former President for jaywalking Presidential papers.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 06:23 PM (enJYY)

170 Poking in...dang!
Seems to me, at first blush, that Showmate should have understood that the UCMJ tells us that issuing "disparaging words and phrases" is a violation. What becomes disparaging, as opposed to just humor or bad taste, is the decision of the Commander who ordered the 15-6. The accused can, of course, fight it in Courts Martial.
Gervais and Dawson, in enlisting the aide of civilians outside the DOD, may be guilty (based on what I am reading here)of exposing military information to those outside the government. Even if unclassified, this is still sensitive. And conducting a year long investigation would, in my opinion, seriously undermines the trust of the soldiers under their command. Or any soldier for in any command for that matter.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2023 06:24 PM (e4fEA)

171 >Is a carrot cookie really a cookie?

Posted by: AlaBAMA


No. Obviously something went terribly wrong in prep.

Posted by: Brand X at August 02, 2023 06:24 PM (geLO8)

172 re you really questioning me on this?!? Can’t even begin to understand why! After all, carrots are sweet, and there is cinnamon, and nutmeg, and they are round shape. It all equals cookie, darn it!

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 06:23 PM (ZdaMQ)


Is there sugar and chocolate chips in them??

I think you made carrot cake.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06:24 PM (5xURv)

173 Joe has been sitting on the beach every day while on his vacation. I have to say that I get bored with that after a day. Of course I don't have the weight of the presidency on me either. It's probably nice to take a week off from that and clear your mind.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 06:25 PM (hTSHN)

174 Yeah my physique is so so, being elderly. But I make great sammiches and brownies.
Posted by: Just Lily

More useful activities than all of the Washington bureaucrats put together. You actually make something that people want; gubmint takes our money and liberties and gives us what we don't want.

Posted by: whig at August 02, 2023 06:25 PM (bk5GW)

175 I mean, no one calls a fig newton a cookie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06:25 PM (5xURv)

176 Is a carrot cookie really a cookie?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06

Are you really questioning me on this?!? Can’t even begin to understand why! After all, carrots are sweet, and there is cinnamon, and nutmeg, and they are round shape. It all equals cookie, darn it!
Posted by: Piper at

Are they soft and... moist?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 06:25 PM (ga8qR)

177 I love my country and was blessed by bring born here rather than some mud hut in bumfuckistan but I would rather burn it down than follow the decline.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2023 06:25 PM (0VUpF)

178 As for MG Donahoe, getting into an online pissing contest in social media is just stupid.
Dumbass.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2023 06:26 PM (e4fEA)

179 Is today spittin' mad day?

I didn't get the memo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

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I thought it was Belly Wub Wednesday.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 06:26 PM (HmobY)

180 This isn't intimidation and retaliation, it's just offering the appearance of intimidation and retaliation.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2023 06:26 PM (+tWrp)

181 173 Joe has been sitting on the beach every day while on his vacation. I have to say that I get bored with that after a day. Of course I don't have the weight of the presidency on me either. It's probably nice to take a week off from that and clear your mind.
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 06:25 PM (hTSHN)

Joe doesn't have the weight of anything on him

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06:26 PM (5xURv)

182 Just a few rogue officers?

What next, "If only Comrade Biden knew."

Posted by: Eeyore at August 02, 2023 06:27 PM (brAQZ)

183 >I mean, no one calls a fig newton a cookie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


then what is it

Posted by: Brand X at August 02, 2023 06:27 PM (geLO8)

184 Jeff Charles, King of the Nonwhites🏴
@jeffcharlesjr
BREAKING: Progressives Launch Campaign to Buy Every Black Man an AR-15 to Scare Republicans into Supporting Gun Control
“By making sure every black has a rifle, we can get Republicans to support universal background checks, gun buybacks, etc." -- CEO of "Unpull the Trigger"

-
1. I'm feeling blackish.
2. They don't understand us at all.
3. My back-of-the-napkin figuring says this'll cost > $10,000,000,000 but you go girl!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 02, 2023 06:27 PM (FVME7)

185 Whistlblowers are less popular than herpes. The reality is that if you become a whistlblower virtually anywhere at any time for any reason, you will be treated like an unwanted animal at a kill-shelter. (Don't let the momentary exception for anyone willing to say anything bad about Trump fool you.)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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That is absolutely true. Bureaucracies are like cats, they crap secretly and then cover it up.

Posted by: whig at August 02, 2023 06:27 PM (bk5GW)

186 Joe has the weight of dementia on him...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 02, 2023 06:27 PM (J1sWR)

187 "Joe doesn't have the weight of anything on him
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

I bet he has a pantload right now.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 06:28 PM (hTSHN)

188 I went through a pretty serious tomboy phase. But I could easily flip a switch and femme-y glam out.

Bipolar, probably. Maybe MPD, who knows
Posted by: kallisto

So many of us...born a couple or four decades later, could have been tragically rearranged.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 02, 2023 06:28 PM (OX9vb)

189 Progressives are truly dumber than earthworms.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06:28 PM (5xURv)

190 waggles eyebrows* yeah, I'll give her a parking ticket.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at August 02, 2023 06:22 PM (T/Lqj)


I'd like to solve her Rubik's cube!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06:23 PM (5xURv)

Oh, yeah, baby. I'll open my car door for you.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 06:28 PM (BdMk6)

191 This reminds me of the time when ace was white-knighting for Lizzo and Allahpundit took exception to his bold assertions. The schism caused irreparable damage in long-standing their relationship.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2023 06:29 PM (fY84s)

192 "I mean, no one calls a fig newton a cookie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


then what is it
Posted by: Brand X"

It's fruit and cake. Says so right in the ads. (I might be showing my age)

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 02, 2023 06:29 PM (ou9hh)

193 I thought it was Belly Wub Wednesday.
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 06:26 PM (HmobY)

Bactrian camel in an office: Mike! Mike! Mike! You know what day it is? Mike!

(my meat space name is Mike. I got this one a lot for a while)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at August 02, 2023 06:29 PM (T/Lqj)

194 @jeffcharlesjr
BREAKING: Progressives Launch Campaign to Buy Every Black Man an AR-15


W00T!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2023 06:29 PM (aD39U)

195
I bet he has a pantload right now.
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 06:28 PM (hTSHN)

Who shit my pants???

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at August 02, 2023 06:29 PM (5xURv)

196 184 Jeff Charles, King of the Nonwhites🏴
@jeffcharlesjr
BREAKING: Progressives Launch Campaign to Buy Every Black Man an AR-15 to Scare Republicans into Supporting Gun Control
“By making sure every black has a rifle, we can get Republicans to support universal background checks, gun buybacks, etc." -- CEO of "Unpull the Trigger"

-
1. I'm feeling blackish.
2. They don't understand us at all.
3. My back-of-the-napkin figuring says this'll cost > $10,000,000,000 but you go girl!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


Be funny as hell if they stole a pic of Colion Noir for their racist propagnda.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2023 06:29 PM (ga8qR)

197 Gervais and Dawson, in enlisting the aide of civilians outside the DOD, may be guilty (based on what I am reading here)of exposing military information to those outside the government. Even if unclassified, this is still sensitive. And conducting a year long investigation would, in my opinion, seriously undermines the trust of the soldiers under their command. Or any soldier for in any command for that matter.
Posted by: Diogenes
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There are also regs about misuse of resources and prompting a CID counterintel investigation for insults probably also violates some internal regs and policies. I think the Lt. General was auditioning for running the NSA.

Posted by: whig at August 02, 2023 06:30 PM (bk5GW)

198 I need to fire my editor.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2023 06:30 PM (fY84s)

199 “By making sure every black has a rifle, we can get Republicans to support universal background checks, gun buybacks, etc." -- CEO of "Unpull the Trigger"\

... boy, talk about not understanding your target market.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 02, 2023 06:30 PM (ou9hh)

200 "Progressives Launch Campaign to Buy Every Black Man an AR-15 to Scare Republicans into Supporting Gun Control"

There will be so many in pawn shops you will be able to get one for a couple hundred bucks.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 06:30 PM (hTSHN)

201 That 'general' Donohue should be busted to buck private and dishonorably discharged or shot out of a cannon into the Atlantic Ocean. And everyone like him.

Posted by: Toothless Appalachian Cat Prick at August 02, 2023 06:30 PM (FqaNd)

202 "There will be so many in pawn shops you will be able to get one for a couple hundred bucks."

... yess, getting it from the pawn shop.

That ~would~ be easier than rolling up to the distribution point and saying I identify as a black man

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 02, 2023 06:31 PM (ou9hh)

203 The Navy is now run by a woman

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2023 06:32 PM (xhxe8)

204 178 As for MG Donahoe, getting into an online pissing contest in social media is just stupid.
Dumbass.
Posted by: Diogenes

He's a fraud and knows it. Unworthy of the uniform.

Any GOP president best do a Gen. Marshall and fire all the generals and admirals as they sure in the hell are not fighting material.

Posted by: whig at August 02, 2023 06:32 PM (bk5GW)

205 I do t see Vivek’s comment as saying fire doesn’t melt steel or whatever. Just aknowledfing that there is probably a ton of shit we will never know about, related to 9/11.

Posted by: Montec at August 02, 2023 06:32 PM (nO7OA)

206 This isn't intimidation and retaliation, it's just offering the appearance of intimidation and retaliation.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2023 06:26 PM (+tWrp)

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The illusion of intimidation and retaliation.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 06:33 PM (HmobY)

207 But who knows, maybe it's worse than this.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 02, 2023 06:18 PM (fs1hN)


Iraq had been using chemical weapons on the Iranians and the Iraqis had no chem weapon manufacturing ability.

Posted by: Kindltot - Click the Link for info on the PNW MoMee at August 02, 2023 06:34 PM (xhaym)

208 If identify as a black man do I get a free AR15 from this group?

Posted by: Montec at August 02, 2023 06:34 PM (nO7OA)

209 It's projection. Leftists are scared shitless of the idea of blacks with guns because their only acquaintance with blacks is re-runs of The Wire.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 02, 2023 06:35 PM (ppBhU)

210 This isn't intimidation and retaliation, it's just offering the appearance of intimidation and retaliation.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 02, 2023 06:26 PM (+tWrp)

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The illusion of intimidation and retaliation.
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 06:33 PM (HmobY)

It's all for the common good.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 02, 2023 06:35 PM (BdMk6)

211 "The Navy is now run by a woman
Posted by: Skip "

Are we sure? You never know nowadays. The left has perverted the natural order.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 06:36 PM (hTSHN)

212 It's fruit and cake. Says so right in the ads. (I might be showing my age)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 02, 2023 06:29 PM (ou9hh)


A Fig Newton is a tamale

Posted by: Kindltot - Click the Link for info on the PNW MoMee at August 02, 2023 06:36 PM (xhaym)

213 208 If identify as a black man do I get a free AR15 from this group?
Posted by: Montec at August 02, 2023 06:34 PM

I am suddenly feeling very trans. I cannot be questioned per their rules. Gun, please.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2023 06:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

214 The Navy is now run by a woman.

SOON.

Posted by: Cargo Ships at August 02, 2023 06:36 PM (ppBhU)

215 I like how everyone says the military will turn on the citizens. And then they turn around and say the military purge the Warriors. Guess who those warriors now are? That's right, citizens. And they haven't forgotten any of their training.
Posted by: rickb223
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Most of these vaporous farts of ideas come from leftists whose ignorance of things military exceeds no bounds and then their bootlickers REMF assholes in uniform as vets.

Tip of the spear folks that I knew and know generally value competence and loyalty over show and lies. Virtually all of them despise most politicians and bureaucrats.

Posted by: whig at August 02, 2023 06:37 PM (bk5GW)

216 211 "The Navy is now run by a woman
Posted by: Skip "
----------
You're not a biologist are you?

Posted by: whig at August 02, 2023 06:37 PM (bk5GW)

217 This ar15 thing is as retarded as gun buyback programs that give people $250 or whatever for any gun, no questions asked. So people show up with old, worthless guns, get the $250 and then go buy a working gun with the money.

Posted by: Montec at August 02, 2023 06:38 PM (nO7OA)

218 "Army Training and Doctrine Command Deputy Commander Lt. Gen. Maria Gervais and Army Maj. Jessica Dawson"

If properly applied Article 92 of the UCMJ should end their careers. Especially the Dereliction of Duty part. Then they can recite and become full time Karen's.

Oh and this part is kinda important about misusing government resources. It is, according to the IG;

"the intentional or improper use of government resources that can include the excessive or improper use of one's position, in a manner contrary to its rightful or legally intended use. Examples include misuse of rank, position, or authority or misuse of DoD resources."

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2023 06:39 PM (S/IIZ)

219 So many of us...born a couple or four decades later, could have been tragically rearranged.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 02, 2023 06:28 PM (OX9vb)


I remember mom telling me she was upset when she wast told (in 1933 or so) that she wasn't allowed to play football with the boys anymore, because she had the weight over them and was getting the hang of tackling.

I think she told me of a co worker of hers that said the she had stopped playing football on the playground when she figured the boys weren't tackling her for the ball.

Posted by: Kindltot - Click the Link for info on the PNW MoMee at August 02, 2023 06:40 PM (xhaym)

220 I've never heard of a buyback that pays $250. It's usually like a $50 gift card.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 06:40 PM (hTSHN)

221 Seattle had one this year. Paid out $37,000
For 287 guns. Averages $129 per gun. But I think move eviler guns got more money. So $200 for scary looking guns maybe?

Posted by: Montec at August 02, 2023 06:44 PM (nO7OA)

222 Let he who doesn't send ass pics to Ace cast the first stone.

Posted by: Behind In My Work at August 02, 2023 06:45 PM (83IzV)

223 Their actions should warrant an inquiry by the House Armed Services Committee
No. Their actions DO warrant a trial under the UCMJ and their imprisonment in Leavenworth and stripping of all rank and pensions.

Posted by: GWB at August 02, 2023 06:45 PM (E8qwH)

224 Progressives Launch Campaign to Buy Every Black Man an AR-15 to Scare Republicans into Supporting Gun Control


So we're not following several gun laws anymore? Straw purchases? Illegal people? Felons?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 06:46 PM (fN5AQ)

225 “By making sure every black has a rifle, we can get Republicans to support universal background checks, gun buybacks, etc." -- CEO of "Unpull the Trigger"\

... boy, talk about not understanding your target market.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Talk about projection. They just identified who they are afraid of.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 06:50 PM (fN5AQ)

226 Never sent any pictures but I have shown my here on more than one occasion.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2023 06:50 PM (ep/rD)

227 My guess is that the people involved will receive some sort of citation for 'Meritorious Service'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2023 06:50 PM (EvGP3)

228 I've visited Orthodox churches in the past. I can find a home there.
Posted by: kallisto at August 02, 2023 05:38 PM (dCxaZ)

Come over to the Lutheran church (LCMS, not those idiot Progressives in the ELCA). We've got beer and brats. And we have a reason to do an Octoberfest in church every year (Reformation).

Posted by: GWB at August 02, 2023 06:52 PM (E8qwH)

229 Just read yesterday the Lt Gov of the People's Republic of New Jersey just up and died, some medical reason but you know we are to busy to find out why

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2023 06:53 PM (xhxe8)

230 He's following orders.
Posted by: Gref at August 02, 2023 05:41 PM (AMIL/)

The orders of the Progressive church.

Posted by: GWB at August 02, 2023 06:54 PM (E8qwH)

231 I pity the soldiers sent into battle by people such as these.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 02, 2023 05:41 PM (2YtOq)

Maybe we need to re-establish that our military leaders must "lead" from in front of their troops?

Posted by: GWB at August 02, 2023 06:54 PM (E8qwH)

232 I've visited Orthodox churches in the past. I can find a home there.
Posted by: kallisto at August 02, 2023 05:38 PM

*beckons*

Come...we have baklava.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2023 06:55 PM (Wnv9h)

233 and a West Point associate professor


*places paper bag over head in the manner of Sylvester the cat's son*

Oh. I am so ashamed....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2023 06:58 PM (Wnv9h)

234 It's good to be the king!

Posted by: rd at August 02, 2023 05:49 PM (a0Mbn)

Queen, honey. Definitely queen.

Posted by: GWB at August 02, 2023 06:58 PM (E8qwH)

235 Just got asked to leave an ELCA church for not agreeing that mutilating children was an article of the faith.
Posted by: All are welcome here ... except you at August 02, 2023 05:53 PM (VsUo2)

We got ya in the LCMS (or the Wisconsin Synod). We still believe in Law and Gospel, and that God ain't foolin' around.

Posted by: GWB at August 02, 2023 07:01 PM (E8qwH)

236 You should try a Lutheran church.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2023 06:08 PM (aD39U)

Heh.

Posted by: GWB at August 02, 2023 07:01 PM (E8qwH)

237 Donahoe was a snot-nosed brat that thought his shit didn't stick. First CG of Benning that didn't promoted to three stars in my memory.

Posted by: Bert G at August 02, 2023 07:02 PM (VARTN)

238 Can you put carrot cookies in chili?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 02, 2023 06:20 PM (WRsWA)

Maybe if you made sauerbraten chili?

(Sauerbraten is made with gingersnap cookies in the sauce to give it a tang.)

Posted by: GWB at August 02, 2023 07:11 PM (E8qwH)

239 It's a bad day for the black man. Well, he gets a free AR but other than that . . . .

Chuck Ross
@ChuckRossDC
BLM Activist Shaun King Quietly Settles Defamation Suit with Candidate he Accused of Framing Black Man for Murder
Latest embarrassing setback for activist known for making false allegations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 02, 2023 07:15 PM (FVME7)

240 Posted by: GWB at August 02, 2023 06:52 PM (E8qwH

thank you for the lovely invitation! I cannot however, due to my lime jello allergy.

Posted by: kallisto at August 02, 2023 07:23 PM (wWpt2)

241 Let's just go ahead and add a few more charges. Like Art 115, 128, 128a. Snitches get stitches and all that. LTG Gervais and Jessica Dawson would definitely remember me whenever it was cold and damp and at a minimum would have a permanent limp. IF you're gonna go down for bullshit charges, go down like a CHAMP!

Posted by: Stacy0311 at August 02, 2023 07:50 PM (Yjop+)

242 I know a guy who retired as on O-5, but only after his CO tried everything possible to get him kicked out for requesting exemption from the COVID not-a-vaccine. He and I were talking as he was in the midst of the fight and he pointed out Obama set all the ground work for this with his purge of non-prog flag officers. This all set the ground to change the military for decades, so guys like this can do whatever fits the prog narrative without consequences

Posted by: Aivanther at August 02, 2023 08:23 PM (EIPQy)

243 I'm all-in on shipping platoons of Wokies to Russia to be ground into patties. Screw it. It'll be the silver lining on the mushroom cloud.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 02, 2023 08:32 PM (HWi4o)

244 Joe doesn't have the weight of anything on him
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2023 06:26 PM (5xURv)

More importantly, Joe doesn't have to clear his mind.

Posted by: GWB at August 02, 2023 08:53 PM (XfCzJ)

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