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Devon Archer Testifies That Burisma Pressured Hunter Biden to Take Care of the Prosecutor Investigating Them
And boy oh boy, did the Bidens deliver!
As Hunter Biden told the Chinese Communist Party-linked businessman he was shaking down for $10 million: "You know the Bidens are the best at delivering for you."Devon Archer delivered bombshell testimony to Congress on Monday, telling lawmakers that Burisma Holdings pressured Hunter Biden in December 2015 to deal with a Ukrainian prosecutor who was investigating the firm for corruption shortly before the then-vice president took steps to force the prosecutor's firing, according to lawmakers familiar with the transcribed interview. Archer told the House Oversight and Accountability Committee that Hunter Biden was added to Burisma's board in 2014 because his family's "brand" brought value at a time when the firm was facing corruption allegations from the United States, Great Britain and Ukraine's own prosecutor general office, the lawmakers said. "Devon Archer testified that the value of adding Hunter Biden to Burisma's board was 'the brand' and confirmed that then-Vice President Joe Biden brought the most value to 'the brand,'" the committee said in a statement issued by Chairman James Comer. "Archer also stated that Burisma would have gone under if not for 'the brand." Archer also directly contradicted Joe Biden's long held claims he never met with Hunter Biden's foreign business associates, telling the committee America's current president got on speakerphone more than 20 times with his son's business clients. Archer testified that Joe Biden did not engage in specific business on such calls, instead he "was put on the phone to sell 'the brand,'" the committee said.The only purpose for putting Joe Biden on the phone was to signal that yes, Joe Biden is aware of this "business" relationship, and yes, Joe Biden is on board and will use his power as Vice President to further the goals of the "business."
After the interview, even Democrats were forced to acknowledge Joe Biden had contacts with business associates of his son. And Comer accused the president of misleading the American public. "Devon Archer's testimony today confirms Joe Biden lied to the American people when he said he had no knowledge about his son's business dealings and was not involved. Joe Biden was 'the brand' that his son sold around the world to enrich the Biden family. When Joe Biden was Vice President of the United States, he joined Hunter Biden's dinners with his foreign business associates in person or by speakerphone over 20 times." "Why did Joe Biden lie to the American people about his family's business dealings and his involvement? It begs the question what else he is hiding from the American people," he added.
Dan Goldman is the new Adam Schiff. pic.twitter.com/0YwrmA65lf
— Sebastian Gorka DrG (@SebGorka) August 1, 2023
BREAKING: Democrat Rep. Dan Goldman appears flustered after listening to Devon Archer’s testimony as he tries covering for Biden family lies.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 31, 2023
Reporter: “Doesn't it contradict the president's statements that he never talked to Hunter’s business associates?”
Goldman: “I don't… pic.twitter.com/WWmimoGwmP
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:03 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2023 12:03 PM (k54EX)
Posted by: BignJames at August 01, 2023 12:03 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:03 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 01, 2023 12:03 PM (6A8uw)
They always call at dinner time.
Posted by: BignJames at August 01, 2023 12:04 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: XTC at August 01, 2023 12:04 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 01, 2023 12:04 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 01, 2023 12:05 PM (/11g9)
It's so bad that the Democrats (Fake News industrial complex) have to drag beau biden's corpse out of their closet and play the fake sympathy card.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 01, 2023 12:05 PM (p0Agd)
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2023 12:05 PM (k54EX)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:06 PM (eOEVl)
Really. Shit you not.
Fake News says R's must stop investigating hunter because...beau is biden's dead son.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 01, 2023 12:06 PM (p0Agd)
Posted by: Levi Strauss heir Dan Goldman at August 01, 2023 12:06 PM (7zEAH)
Posted by: We all know it at August 01, 2023 12:06 PM (NBVIP)
Oh, and justify additional turnout at the polls that doesn't really exist but will on the weeks after the election.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 01, 2023 12:07 PM (6A8uw)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 01, 2023 12:07 PM (wzAuc)
President Biden was preserving Ukrainian democracy in advance of the Russian invasion.
Posted by: Paul at August 01, 2023 12:07 PM (/11g9)
-I guess
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:07 PM (LvTSG)
Yanet Garcia generates less interest in the weather.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:07 PM (eOEVl)
who else would want this job
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2023 12:07 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 01, 2023 12:08 PM (p0Agd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 01, 2023 12:08 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2023 12:08 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 01, 2023 12:08 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:08 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Bete at August 01, 2023 12:08 PM (UVWiN)
Shouldn't you be scraping out your Mother's flap?
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2023 12:08 PM (k54EX)
See? He never met them. He merely spoke to them. Big, huge difference. Not the same thing at all!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2023 12:08 PM (F4bAW)
Hunter Biden bragged to Devon Archer that Chinese tycoon loved his ‘last name’ and ‘Aryan godlike men’ he showed off
Sounds awfully ... NAZI~!!!!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2023 12:09 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 01, 2023 12:09 PM (iFTx/)
Sooth I didn't think I could still be shocked but WOW
it's almost laughable at this point
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2023 12:09 PM (AcWfM)
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I'm betting that Bo was a major player in all of this and Joe was more mad than sad when he died in Iraq saving that battalion of Navy SEALs.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 01, 2023 12:09 PM (6A8uw)
>Plagiarist
>Rapist
>The many Talents of Joe Biden.
Let's not forget blackmailer, money launderer and treasonous POS.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2023 12:08 PM (AcWfM)
Paul usually averages three spelling mistakes per word, so possibly.
Posted by: spindrift at August 01, 2023 12:09 PM (iG1Nf)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 01, 2023 12:09 PM (iFTx/)
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Leading color revolutions to displace democratically elected presidents is preserving Democracy, according to Paul.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:09 PM (LvTSG)
NO IRISH
Posted by: Aryan Signage at August 01, 2023 12:10 PM (k54EX)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 01, 2023 12:10 PM (us2H3)
yes I told this story here a bit ago? it started literally almost right after the ussr broke up! and we have a large diaspora of Ukrainian nuclear and other engineers here in SE PA and in northern Delaware and all the connected guys here ran right over there to start oligarchin'
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2023 12:10 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 01, 2023 12:10 PM (3WhGI)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 01, 2023 12:10 PM (xSnmX)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2023 12:08 PM (AcWfM)
Paul usually averages three spelling mistakes per word, so possibly.
Posted by: spindrift at August 01, 2023 12:09 PM (iG1Nf)
Which is pretty amazing given the number of monosyllabic words he uses.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2023 12:11 PM (ynpvh)
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Well done to whoever posted this.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 01, 2023 12:11 PM (6A8uw)
1 fucking million yamsticas. No wonder we had to shut down the world!!
My life has never been the same with that many fewer yamsticas around.
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:11 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 01, 2023 12:11 PM (MGB5H)
Obama also knew Joe made up a pretext to spy on Flynn, that Hillary was working off the books on a homebrewed server which all of our enemies had access to, and that the Russian collusion stuff was a hoax.
And the only person who will go to jail for any of that is Trump. Because the message has to be sent that there is no opposing our elites and that they are above the law.
Posted by: Thatch at August 01, 2023 12:11 PM (dJZ0C)
I swear hunt is like if Charlie from It's Always Sunny was a rich drug addict
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2023 12:11 PM (AcWfM)
Dem 2024 nominee: Brandon Mushbrains
Prepare for this eventuality
Old McDonald had a farm
Eeyore, Eeyore, oh!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:11 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 01, 2023 12:09 PM (iFTx/)
And Mitt Romney.
But I guess he might as well count as a Dem at this point.
Posted by: XTC at August 01, 2023 12:11 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: ace at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (KRtlO)
It goes back further than 2016.
The big takeaway that really isn't being talked about is it goes above Joe. Impossible all this was happening and Obama wasn't involved and many others as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 01, 2023 12:10 PM (xSnmX)
Tell him he's going to the Hookers and Blow Convention.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Archer at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (gmo/4)
Archer's testimony, literally puts the icing on the cake.
But the chances of Biden and his stupid mutant son or his equally retarded brother being rolled up by his wingman, Merrick Garland, are slim to none.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (up/3i)
Then, lets see if the IRS tax records jive with the proceeds in those accounts.
Because they don't. And if it's OK for the *bidens to commit fraud and tax evasion then its OK for the rest of us.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (us2H3)
It seems they all waited a long fucking time to tell us Joe Biden is a lying sack of shit.
I mean, the asshole had to stop a run for Pres BECAUSE he was a lying sack of shit.
And now it comes out.
Seems so odd to watch.
But whatever, let the games commence.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (UCNv1)
seriously will be fun
he gets MAD
like his Pop!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (AcWfM)
BREAKING: Democrat Rep. Dan Goldman appears flustered after listening to Devon Archer’s testimony as he tries covering for Biden family lies.
Reporter: “Doesn't it contradict the president's statements that he never talked to Hunter’s business associates?”
Goldman: “I don't... know what his comment is and if, if we're gonna, well, I don't, I don't think that's what he said. He never said that he has never spoken to anyone…”
Biggest clown award in Congress goes to Dan Goldman 🤡
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 01, 2023 12:13 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 01, 2023 12:13 PM (CecP5)
There seems to be zero chance that a father would keep randomly bumping into his adult son while the son was shaking down foreigners. It's obvious that Joey was there specifically to talk to and influence the bribery scandal.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 01, 2023 12:13 PM (iFTx/)
Obama also knew Joe made up a pretext to spy on Flynn, that Hillary was working off the books on a homebrewed server which all of our enemies had access to, and that the Russian collusion stuff was a hoax.
I'm coming around to the idea that Obama (or his handlers) is driving this demolition of Biden. He wants Joe gone.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:13 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at August 01, 2023 12:13 PM (aD39U)
In: Of course he talked to them , everybody knows that,but not about any business
Posted by: steevy at August 01, 2023 12:14 PM (FQmDC)
I don't think we're sending D.C. our best.
Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2023 12:14 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Posted by: Paul at August 01, 2023 12:07 PM (/11g9)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2023 11:23 PM (/11g9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2023 12:14 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:14 PM (oEVuk)
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As I've mentioned before: when El Rushbo (PBUH) trotted out his theory some years ago (probably around the time of the ascension of "Donaldus Magnus") that, instead of the MDM-MSM being a lapdog of the DNC, it was the other way around ... I didn't buy it.
Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:14 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: ace at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (KRtlO)
Mrs. Luntz will just say "Senate will never convict, nothing we can do", and do a fruity little dance.
Posted by: XTC at August 01, 2023 12:14 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 01, 2023 12:14 PM (ik/65)
https://tinyurl.com/5645ehrd
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 01, 2023 12:14 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2023 12:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 01, 2023 12:13 PM (CecP5)
And the family has no Michael, only an assortment of Shemps and Moes.
Posted by: spindrift at August 01, 2023 12:15 PM (iG1Nf)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 01, 2023 12:13 PM (krqg6)
Guy looks like he just let a wet fart
Posted by: Joe Bitem at August 01, 2023 12:15 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: ace at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (KRtlO)
Mrs. Luntz will just say "Senate will never convict, nothing we can do", and do a fruity little dance.
Posted by: XTC at August 01, 2023 12:14 PM (UnA8+)
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The House can grind the government to a halt on its own without the Senate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
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...in the Danger Zone.
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:15 PM (oEVuk)
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"It never happened, and it's good that it did!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:15 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2023 12:15 PM (u82oZ)
Burisma: Hey, it sure would be nice if that Ukrainian prosecuter were to be fired.
Joe Biden: Yeah, and it would be nice you paid me...er, my son $10 million.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 01, 2023 12:15 PM (thcCd)
OK I had casual conversations with my son Huter's business partners.
All right it might look like i did favors for my son Huter's business partners.
I NEVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 01, 2023 12:15 PM (17s+e)
I'm glad those twisted configurations of potential realities that might or might not have happened let you sleep at night.
Sweet deams.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 01, 2023 12:15 PM (eggM4)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 01, 2023 12:13 PM (krqg6)
he is rich, connected, loyal and is waiting for Chucky to retire
Posted by: REDACTED at August 01, 2023 12:16 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 01, 2023 12:16 PM (CecP5)
>>Because they don't. And if it's OK for the *bidens to commit fraud and tax evasion then its OK for the rest of us.
They literally banged up Trump's CFO for "misclassifying" business expenses and sent him to jail and made him pay a massive fine, these types of charges NEVER EVER, resulted in jail time.
But as we know, there are dissimilar applications of justice for in and out groups.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 12:16 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2023 12:16 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2023 12:16 PM (WDQyv)
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Welcome to the party, pal ... you're only about 15 years late.
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:16 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 01, 2023 12:16 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 01, 2023 12:16 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
Do you actually believe the Gope has the balls to do that?
Do you really?
Posted by: XTC at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (UnA8+)
Burisma: Hey, it sure would be nice if that Ukrainian prosecuter were to be fired.
Joe Biden:
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 01, 2023 12:10 PM (xSnmX)
Tell him he's going to the Hookers and Blow Convention.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (ynpvh)
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Send him a letter saying he's won a speedboat, and he can pick it up at 210 15th St NW, Washington, DC 20006 *
*that's what Bing tells me is the address of the US Capitol
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (F4bAW)
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Was Seth Rich working for the media? Did Twitter report to the media during the fake election? No and no.
The media are a collection of talentless sharts.
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (oEVuk)
Take that mouse house.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (eqKLj)
Posted by: BignJames at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tommy B., Mid Wit Sub-Coastal Lawyer at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (ik/65)
I doubt it. They are all involved in this scam. This was the reason for the Russia collusion hoax. Obama, Brennan, Comey, Hillary and more, they are all dirty.
They impeached Trump for even suggesting the corruption in Ukraine be looked into and it was the entire deep state and the establishment. I don't think any of them really want this looked into. But Hunter is a stupid crackhead who left a laptop full of incriminating evidence around and Joe was stupid enough to brag about getting the prosecutor fired on tape.
Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2023 12:16 PM (WDQyv)
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"No reasonable prosecutor has standing! Next?"
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:18 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:18 PM (oEVuk)
they use Ukraine - and have since the 90s - as like a "test country" for criminal and authoritarian stuff they want to do elsewhere in the world
it's their sandbox!!!
they grabbed it right away when it became "independent" - again, kids of the emigres here tried to go over to help build up the fledgling country, but they all came back very disillusioned b/c the place was already in the pocket of criminal gangs (like American Dems are).
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2023 12:18 PM (AcWfM)
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Tom Elliott@tomselliott
Biden is a “family man” & “loving father” who:
— Has two children who are drug addicts
— Had “inappropriate” showers with his daughter
— Has a dog that attacks people
— Didn’t seem to care when his son started banging the widow of his deceased son
— Didn’t seem to care when his son had sexual relations with his granddaughter
— Lies about his son’s death to win plaudits from U.S. servicemen
— Refused to acknowledge the existence of one of his granddaughters until his polling nosedived
— In the best case scenario, allowed his family to take millions in unreported income from hostile nations owing his own position in government; in the worst case, helped orchestrate & launder bribes while, in return, dishing out favors as vice president & now president
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 01, 2023 12:18 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 01, 2023 12:16 PM (CecP5)
Cats at a laser show.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2023 12:18 PM (eqKLj)
....
Lol.
I bet you told your younger siblings Santa Claus wasn't real, didn't you.l?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 01, 2023 12:18 PM (/11g9)
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:18 PM (bk5GW)
Do you really?
Posted by: XTC at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (UnA8+)
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I said "can", not "will".
If you want to demand action of the House that the Senate can't counter, the only fight is the budget. McCarthy won't do it. He caved on the debt ceiling fight before there was even a fight. But that doesn't mean that he "can't" do anything other than talk about impeachment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:18 PM (LvTSG)
if they ever get Hunter on a stand somewhere Barry will be shitting bricks
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (AcWfM)
There is no lie they won't tell, blood they won't spill, treasure they won't waste, war they won't start, economy they won't ruin.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (aCNZ6)
See, everyone was wondering about the weather in DC, so Hunter said to his business partners "Let me just call the Big Guy". And son-of-a-bitch... he answered!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (OqSlY)
It's good to be of the Party.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (IMj0f)
Always use Biden Brand P2P for best results.
BBP2P is tight. Simply the best P2P money can buy.
Try some BBP2P today!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (eggM4)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: BignJames at August 01, 2023 12:03 PM (AwYPR)
*****
...they're telemarketeers I think...
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Christopher Wray, Honking on a Dog Dick at August 01, 2023 12:20 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: brak at August 01, 2023 12:20 PM (3BMQI)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2023 12:20 PM (AcWfM)
But THIS TIME, we've REALLY got the Democrats now!
Oh, yeah. I can feel the excitement.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 01, 2023 12:20 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (OUiUM)
It marks the spot.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2023 12:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tommy B., Mid Wit Sub-Coastal Lawyer at August 01, 2023 12:17 PM (ik/65)
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"Everybody knows that that was a #DeepFake video conspiracy theory filmed on a Hollywood lot like the moon landing, h8r!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:20 PM (f6UzA)
J.R. Biden
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 01, 2023 12:20 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 01, 2023 12:16 PM (CecP5)
Cats at a laser show.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2023 12:18 PM (eqKLj)
______________
Tiggers
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 01, 2023 12:20 PM (iFTx/)
But at least he's not a Republican!
Posted by: All Yellow Dog Democrats everywhere at August 01, 2023 12:20 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:20 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (t/2Uw)
****
He can blow me.
Posted by: Bwarny Fwank at August 01, 2023 12:21 PM (OUiUM)
See? He never met them. He merely spoke to them. Big, huge difference. Not the same thing at all!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2023 12:08 PM (F4bAW)
Except they have the photo of him ‘meeting’ one at the golf course.
……But they only talked about Golf !!!
Posted by: polynikes at August 01, 2023 12:21 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 01, 2023 12:21 PM (p0Agd)
>>The many Talents of Joe Biden.
Another...
- Got 13 Marines killed for a Mission Accomplished sound bite and photo Op.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 12:21 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 01, 2023 12:22 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 01, 2023 12:22 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Cheri at August 01, 2023 12:22 PM (oiNtH)
If that's the case, they will have to hang all 535 members of congress, the 9 members of the SCROTUM, Joe and his veep and about 90% of the federal workforce.
The sooner they get started the sooner they can go grab a beer.
Pol Pot was smart to use them plastic bags. Not dumb, smart.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 01, 2023 12:22 PM (5L/TD)
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You mean that Hunter himself had no "brand value?"
Say it ain't so!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:22 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 01, 2023 12:22 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 01, 2023 12:22 PM (i7Q7S)
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I don't understand why the DOJ needs funding at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 01, 2023 12:19 PM (aCNZ6)
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It's not a coincidence that MOST of The Swamp Creatures look like the CEO of a buggery ring.
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:22 PM (f6UzA)
If Republicans were smart, they'd stick "bidenomics" right back up biden's ass and make "bidenomics" about Corruption.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 01, 2023 12:23 PM (p0Agd)
LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 01, 2023 12:23 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: cpurick at August 01, 2023 12:23 PM (bwWDS)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 01, 2023 12:24 PM (eggM4)
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"He lied" is not the conclusion I would be leading with based on the testimony. "He's an influence-peddling traitor" seems more on topic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:24 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 01, 2023 12:24 PM (eggM4)
Oh we can't have nice things...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 01, 2023 12:24 PM (xcxpd)
Dem 2024 nominee: Brandon Mushbrains
Prepare for this eventuality
Old McDonald had a farm
Eeyore, Eeyore, oh!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:11 PM (eOEVl)
Jim Jordan might flex in his muscle shirt. That would be encouraging and entertaining!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 01, 2023 12:24 PM (xT8gx)
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"He was merely selling Corn Pops in his role as the newly-appointed Cereal-Lying Ambassador, h8rs!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:24 PM (f6UzA)
Participating in 20+ phone calls is not exactly my definition of unleashing the fury.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 01, 2023 12:24 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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That wasn't just a photo op.
He set up our allies and assured them two or so months before at a G7 speech that the US was there for the long haul. We shipped more equipment in, as did the Brits, French, etc.
And then we abandoned it and our allies. It was all planned and on purpose.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 01, 2023 12:24 PM (6A8uw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Totally agree. Corrupt to the core.
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 01, 2023 12:25 PM (i7Q7S)
……But they only talked about Golf !!!
Posted by: polynikes
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Like me and Loretta Lynch talked about our grandchildren in our clandestine meeting in the Arizona airport taxiway. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 01, 2023 12:25 PM (17s+e)
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Reporter. Apparatchik. Propagandist. Cadre. These are all synonyms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:25 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 12:25 PM (5xURv)
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Sure, but we knew that. Biden's safe so long as the Party says he is safe.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:25 PM (t0OGg)
You're representing $5 trillion (that's 5 million millions) in annual Fed spending and you're charging $10 million for your services?
I know Hillary wouldn't be that cheap. What's the real total? How much money is sluicing back into the Washington troughs each year?
Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2023 12:26 PM (e2onP)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 01, 2023 12:26 PM (0EOe9)
Joe: Well the sun is out now and it's a beautiful day.
Putin: Well enjoy it while it lasts asshole! It's about to get much warmer. Click.
Posted by: pawn at August 01, 2023 12:26 PM (wsHtO)
Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth.
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Don't forget to festoon the lampposts.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 01, 2023 12:26 PM (3FiQa)
The Biden clan just arc over and flame out.
Yep...Joe has used car salesman in his genetics. Sorta like Al Bundy the shoe salesman.
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2023 12:26 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 01, 2023 12:23 PM (p0Agd)
Errrr... Republicans ARE smart. They're also lying sacks of shit who are there to run interference for the whole corrupt shell game.
How do we keep forgetting this?
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:27 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:24 PM (ZLI7S)
he is an heir to the Levi Strauss fortune
Posted by: REDACTED at August 01, 2023 12:27 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 01, 2023 12:27 PM (kEidF)
If we plot competence verses calendar years in cabinet secretaries, with 100 being the Eisenhower administration, we see a 1/x² pattern, going below zero on January 20th, 2009.
The line went above zero during the trump administration, but is now sharply down, and in a steep decent.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2023 12:27 PM (u82oZ)
It's protected speech under the 1st Amendment! Not a hint of corruption.
I'm a Christian conservative Republican lawyer who voted for the Democrat for the last 22 years so you should listen to me.
/s/ David French
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 01, 2023 12:28 PM (5jqeq)
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She would nominate Gavin. She's from the Frisco Crime Family not the Manhattan Crime Family.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 01, 2023 12:28 PM (3FiQa)
Dan Goldman's full name is Daniel Sachs Goldman.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:24 PM (ZLI7S)
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"Why do you hate Jews like Goldman and Soros!"
/I don't believe in Goldman -- his type like a curse
Instant karma's gonna get him if I don't get him first ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:28 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 01, 2023 12:28 PM (6A8uw)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 01, 2023 12:24 PM (eggM4)
You want Preznit Harris that bad?
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:28 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 01, 2023 12:28 PM (3FiQa)
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And Mitch would do everything in his power to make the transition as smooth as possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 01, 2023 12:29 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: KJP at August 01, 2023 12:29 PM (ik/65)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Errrr... Republicans ARE smart. They're also lying sacks of shit who are there to run interference for the whole corrupt shell game.
How do we keep forgetting this?
Posted by: ...
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Stupid good cop bad cop game theory. Just because the Dems are bad does not mean that GOP is good. Particular politicians might be decent but they are trapped like flies in a maze of corruption by the uniparty in office and bureaucracy.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:29 PM (bk5GW)
I suspect the deep state will gladly sacrifice Biden if that's what's necessary to protect their interests.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 01, 2023 12:29 PM (2YtOq)
Whose work was quite void of sound merit
He declines to charge Dems
And Trump he condemns
While hiding away in his garret
Posted by: Not my best work at August 01, 2023 12:29 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 01, 2023 12:29 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Alcoholinass at August 01, 2023 12:29 PM (KdCZz)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 01, 2023 12:24 PM (eggM4)
You want Preznit Harris that bad?
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:28 PM (oEVuk)
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I want the federal government to be mired in embarrassment, open corruption, and ineptitude to such a degree that states just start ignoring it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 01, 2023 12:30 PM (IMj0f)
It's not a coincidence that he is now the Democrats spokesman defending Biden from corruption charges related to Ukraine.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:30 PM (ZLI7S)
If we plot competence verses calendar years in cabinet secretaries, with 100 being the Eisenhower administration, we see a 1/x² pattern, going below zero on January 20th, 2009.
The line went above zero during the trump administration, but is now sharply down, and in a steep decent.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2023 12:27 PM (u82oZ)
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The graph axes are now in the imaginary number range.
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:30 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
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I wonder how many people rating Biden as "approve" have this attitude. Probably damned few.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:30 PM (t0OGg)
Ohhh.
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:30 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2023 12:30 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Alcoholinass at August 01, 2023 12:29 PM (KdCZz)
Saggy Boobs Rule!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, War Criminal at August 01, 2023 12:30 PM (5L/TD)
*throws flag*
How does 1/x2 go below zero? Unless x is i, the denominator is always positive. It could asymptotically approach zero, but that's all.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:30 PM (eOEVl)
Biden is a “family man” & “loving father” who:
— Has two children who are drug addicts
— Had “inappropriate” showers with his daughter
— Has a dog that attacks people
— Didn’t seem to care when his son started banging the widow of his deceased son
— Didn’t seem to care when his son had sexual relations with his granddaughter
— Lies about his son’s death to win plaudits from U.S. servicemen
— Refused to acknowledge the existence of one of his granddaughters until his polling nosedived
— In the best case scenario, allowed his family to take millions in unreported income from hostile nations owing his own position in government; in the worst case, helped orchestrate & launder bribes while, in return, dishing out favors as vice president & now president
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
But Trump said "pussy," so Biden all the way, man.
Posted by: 81 million Americans, supposedly at August 01, 2023 12:31 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Bitch McConnell at August 01, 2023 12:31 PM (sWM8x)
I wonder how Ukraine plays this now. The know the goods are spilled and the extortion value is gone.
Time to get out the chessboard and think it through.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 01, 2023 12:31 PM (enJYY)
It will be mail-in tests, so you are a lucky man...
Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2023 12:31 PM (ptElO)
The unspoken remainder of the comment:
"But who gives a fuck? Not me. And you rubes don't give a fuck, either, because come November, you'll vote to put all of our lazy, worthless asses back in power, where we can keep shafting you and shoving shit sandwiches down your throats because our buds at the DoJ have scared you out of even protesting, let alone dragging me out of my office and stringing me up. Don't forget to - HA! - 'vote' and donate, suckers!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 01, 2023 12:31 PM (AW0uW)
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:28 PM (oEVuk)
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I want the federal government to be mired in embarrassment, open corruption, and ineptitude to such a degree that states just start ignoring it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
So you DO want preznit Harris
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:31 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
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And foreigners start invading.
Oh, wait ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:31 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:30 PM (t0OGg)
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I'm in the "I don't give a shit" camp, and I'm gonna keep voting third party like none of this shit matters anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:31 PM (LvTSG)
https://is.gd/yYPkVj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:31 PM (t0OGg)
Oh no. Who released the Script?
Posted by: DePlantis and Co at August 01, 2023 12:32 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: polynikes at August 01, 2023 12:32 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Because nothing would change. It's a DC problem. The swamp needs to be remediated.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2023 12:32 PM (jzzG8)
https://is.gd/yYPkVj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:31 PM (t0OGg)
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Inappropriate socks for golf.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 01, 2023 12:32 PM (5jqeq)
Huge mistake.
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2023 12:32 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 01, 2023 12:32 PM (CecP5)
The unspoken remainder of the comment:
"But who gives a fuck? Not me. And you rubes don't give a fuck, either, because come November, you'll vote to put all of our lazy, worthless asses back in power, where we can keep shafting you and shoving shit sandwiches down your throats because our buds at the DoJ have scared you out of even protesting, let alone dragging me out of my office and stringing me up. Don't forget to - HA! - 'vote' and donate, suckers!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 01, 2023 12:31 PM (AW0uW)
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Damn, and here I thought I was cynical ...
;-)
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:33 PM (f6UzA)
I know he was just doing his job
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 01, 2023 12:33 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: John Fetterman at August 01, 2023 12:33 PM (sWM8x)
I mean everything.
Including Lt. Col. Bearclaw's activity in Ukraine.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 01, 2023 12:33 PM (lf83v)
Beautiful, and this is that happy circumstance when I think Fenelon would approve of your picture.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:33 PM (eOEVl)
I mean everything.
Including Lt. Col. Bearclaw's activity in Ukraine.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 01, 2023 12:33 PM (lf83v)
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Why do you hate democracy?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:33 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 01, 2023 12:33 PM (8rEre)
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JFK, RFK, Nixon and Trump. They do like to keep things under control.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (DmtxH)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (lf83v)
I mean everything.
Including Lt. Col. Bearclaw's activity in Ukraine.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 01, 2023 12:33 PM (lf83v)
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This is the kind of fight that the House could do that could potentially lead to results. McCarthy won't allow it because it would actually lead to results, but it is within the House's power of the purse to pursue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (LvTSG)
Excellent.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 01, 2023 12:32 PM (5jqeq)
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As I noted yesterday: the goalpost movements are getting so large that we're gonna have to start measuring their distances in light years.
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (f6UzA)
If we plot competence verses calendar years in cabinet secretaries, with 100 being the Eisenhower administration, we see a 1/x² pattern, going below zero on January 20th, 2009.
The line went above zero during the trump administration, but is now sharply down, and in a steep decent.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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This is the end result where all institutions become corrupt and unable to perform their function. Military does not defend US, the State Dept represents foreigners and other countries, the Commerce dept eases shipping american jobs overseas, the IRS spends more money pursuing the little guy than it gets in taxes while big cheeses skate on taxes, the DOJ is anything other than justice, the FBI does not investigate, and so on.
Think we are approaching a hard crash and then some reset (hopefully not under WEF terms).
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: rd at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (mOE2u)
.. and the major media have got their thumbs up their collective asses
Posted by: SMOD at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:29 PM (bk5GW)
And if they don't play the game, they get chewed up and spit out.
Posted by: XTC at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (UnA8+)
Of course not. You have Dolly Madison for that. Seems to be a win for you.
But I am amused by your reasoning.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (u82oZ)
'You know you're Fredo when those mentally challenged whores view you with contempt.'
The democrats could have a gigantic steaming turd as their spokesman and their voters would still treat it as credible.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (udBxu)
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There will be growth. In your neck.
You missed the obvious Fetterman reference.
-2
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:35 PM (eOEVl)
They are always the last to know.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 01, 2023 12:05 PM (/11g9)
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Being that they are the rapee they should be aware of the rapist. Unless they are passed out drunk.
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2023 12:35 PM (OUiUM)
I know he was just doing his job
_________
He was auditioning for his next job with Congressional Democrats.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 01, 2023 12:35 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:13 PM (eOEVl)
Disagree. Ole Joe is doing exactly what Barky was doing during his term; destroying the very fabric of this nation and start bringing it down to a 3rd-world economic and socialist order. So much so that I will continue to contend that this is actually Barky's third term presidency.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 01, 2023 12:35 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: rd at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (mOE2u)
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Yup.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:35 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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It is called the GOP in the Senate. McConnell and Biden are partners in senility and treason.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:35 PM (bk5GW)
Of course not. You have Dolly Madison for that. Seems to be a win for you.
But I am amused by your reasoning.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (u82oZ)
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Me finding stupid, pointless, nonsensical reasons why these good looking women are beneath my attention entertains me for whole moments of my day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:35 PM (LvTSG)
And while the clip made it to consecrative blogs and Ace linked it, the FNM never covered it. I think this was even before the Dem convention, possibly before the end of the primaries when the D's could have replaced Biden easily enough. The FNM either wanted Biden or were told the deep state wanted Biden and went along. The FNM editors and producers ought to be tried for sedition or something; without them shilling for Biden, he would have been just a senile pervert with a track record of being a corrupt politician and the LIVs would never of voted for him.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 01, 2023 12:36 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: rd at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (mOE2u)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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Not sure about that. Recent damaged fingers and a black eye on Obammy after the chef died are reminiscent of Harry Reid's exercise band excuse. Someone ain't happy bout Obammy.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: The Beast of Chappaqua Flats at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (4I/2K)
"Menendez, the 69-year-old Democratic chair of the Senate’s Foreign Relations Committee, is under investigation by the Justice Department for the second time in less than a decade. And this time, his wife is also in prosecutors’ crosshairs."
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Could Christie flame out of the POTUS contest and run and win?
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: DB - shadowy campaign figure at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (geLO8)
Are they fucking kidding? Not that I buy this crap, but if you look up 'influence peddler' in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of Donald Trump's big, fat, ugly face. Hell, you'll find a Christmas card of him and his whole family of criminals.
Another sentenced criminal testifying for the GQP against Hunter? I'm not sure Dems would go after Ivanka and Jared for the 'good' of the country , so I hope Jack Smith goes after crime ring family members Ivanka and Jared.
I don't remember him saying anything about Hunter "selling the allusion of access" to his father. Rather, he carefully explained how the death of Beau Biden deeply affected the two, and that they called each other frequently during the bereavement period. I don't even know what "allusion of access" means in this context.
They are desperate to cook something up.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (4WYNo)
Not WEB. Those incompetents fail. they would screw up replacing toilet paper in a bathroom. They can barely handle it's use when a bidet is unavailable.
China. I can say "You are very Pretty" in Mandarin. So I gots that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (i7Q7S)
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We'll need a Romney replacement when Utah boots him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (LvTSG)
Nope, unless you take the "It's all hopeless" position. Obama (or his handlers) sees his chance at a 4th term slipping away, and he figures the best way to hang on is to get rid of Joe. Of course, that would require installing Kamala, which will be a heavy lift indeed.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Eeyore at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (brAQZ)
Time to get out the chessboard and think it through.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 01, 2023 12:31 PM (enJYY)
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What, you don't think they still have video of Joe and Hunter molesting prepubescent Ukranian girls?
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:38 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:34 PM (LvTSG)
Stopping aid to Ukraine is not who the GOP is. Literally.
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:38 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (4WYNo)
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Are they not even trying to deny that Hunter was in business with a convicted criminal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:38 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2023 12:38 PM (OUiUM)
He singlehandedly saved 40 lives man!
Joe was so distraught and distracted he had no way of knowing "Hi Big Guy, I'm here in China about that $10 million we were promised from Beijing Corn. You're on speaker here with chairman Zhi." wasn't a bribery shakedown call.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 01, 2023 12:38 PM (5jqeq)
Posted by: XTC
Yep. It's the Chicago way running the national. I say Chicago because Tammany Hall at least was competent evil in NYC for the most part. Chicago's government was both corrupt and unable to get things done.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:39 PM (bk5GW)
where's the evidence? clearly he was only discussing the weather and cookie recipes.
Posted by: democrat shill at August 01, 2023 12:39 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:06 PM (eOEVl)
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Not really. Everyone else knows you're Fredo. But, as Fredo, you don't know it.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 01, 2023 12:39 PM (brAQZ)
I'm a corrupt businessman in a semi-lawful country, I've got the VPOTUS in the room, and the first thing I want to know is whether we'll get cloud cover later this evening?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2023 12:39 PM (lCaJd)
Who spilled all of Joe’s sins without leaven
They sent him to prison
His claims he recissioned
But they Epsteined him on to join heaven
Posted by: One ticket to the big house, please at August 01, 2023 12:39 PM (VsUo2)
While that is largely true the simple fact is that had some Republicans in this House, not a previous House, not forced the Treasury to turn over the SAR reports, subpoenaed banks for bank records, worked with Grassley and Johnson in the Senate to get the FBI 1023, had whistleblowers in the IRS and Archer and soon more Biden business partners testify none of this would have gone public the way it is now.
There are a lot of establishment Republicans but not all of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (i7Q7S)
Huh?
Posted by: BignJames at August 01, 2023 12:39 PM (AwYPR)
That doesn't actually disagree with what Archimedes said. Obama can both use Biden as a puppet to enact the WEF agenda *and* ritualistically humiliate Biden for the whole "he's an articulate Negro" crack. (And, allegedly, for Hunter banging one of Obama's daughters).
Posted by: Ian S. at August 01, 2023 12:40 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (i7Q7S)
Huh?
Posted by: BignJames at August 01, 2023 12:39 PM (AwYPR)
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For Menendez' senate seat in NJ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (4WYNo)
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What position did Trump sell? What favors did he sell? The only thing I can come up with the bizarre choice of putting Tillerson in at State - but that didn't last long and doesn't seem like peddling so much as a bone-headed decision that he fairly quickly rectified.
And they impeached him for wanting Ukraine to look into Biden corruption investigations that had been suspended under mysterious circumstances.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:40 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 01, 2023 12:40 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 01, 2023 12:40 PM (DmtxH)
https://tinyurl.com/y8xdpchr
Posted by: redridinghood at August 01, 2023 12:40 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rd at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (mOE2u)
Hell, Wasn't his son Tagg on the board?
Posted by: XTC at August 01, 2023 12:40 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Eeyore
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GOP has to be on its knees to properly perform sodomy on the Dems.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:40 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: SMOD at August 01, 2023 12:40 PM (RHGPo)
And they impeached him for wanting Ukraine to look into Biden corruption investigations that had been suspended under mysterious circumstances.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:40 PM (t0OGg)
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Probably something to do with business contracts between Jared and the Saudi crown. They do keep going back to that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 01, 2023 12:41 PM (ZGrMX)
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My Lord. If lies were comedy, these people would be the lovechild of Rickles and Rodney.
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:41 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 01, 2023 12:41 PM (ik/65)
[Rollins: DeSantis is done!]
Posted by: SMOD at August 01, 2023 12:41 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (i7Q7S)
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We'll need a Romney replacement when Utah boots him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (LvTSG)
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Liz Cheney is pale, vested, and pro-polygamy!
/With apologies to my Mormon friends
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:41 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (4WYNo)
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First, "they were sad about Beau and that's why they talked on the phone a lot" is one hell of a take on this.
Second, the reason you don't know what "allusion of access" means is that it isn't a real thing and you're an idiot with a very poor vocabulary.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:41 PM (t0OGg)
Good catch. I was waiting for a math expert to chime in. But the trend is the same, maybe even 1/x^3
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2023 12:41 PM (u82oZ)
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My Lord. If lies were comedy, these people would be the lovechild of Rickles and Rodney.
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:41 PM (oEVuk)
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And they don't even wonder why Joe would agree to that...repeatedly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:42 PM (ZLI7S)
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Remember last week when that idiot lady on CNN insisted she was a "journalist, I have no political base."
LMFAO
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 01, 2023 12:42 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 01, 2023 12:10 PM (xSnmX)
Hopefully he can testify at peak-jonesing. That would be comedy gold.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2023 12:42 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: mrp at August 01, 2023 12:42 PM (rj6Yv)
[Rollins: DeSantis is done!]
Posted by: SMOD at August 01, 2023 12:41 PM (RHGPo)
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"I'm With Vivek!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:42 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM
If Christie catches fire, I don't think he'll ever burn out.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 01, 2023 12:42 PM (4WYNo)
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:42 PM (f6UzA)
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I'm still with Kasich.
He always delivers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)
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If they had anything at all on Jared, they would have already indicted him by now.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 01, 2023 12:43 PM (lf83v)
There are a lot of establishment Republicans but not all of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:39 PM (ZLI7S)
The ones that aren't either fall in line or get hounded out of office mostly through a barrage of attacks on their family.
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:43 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 01, 2023 12:43 PM (3FiQa)
The FBI has been hiding this stuff .. fire them all
Posted by: SMOD at August 01, 2023 12:43 PM (RHGPo)
"Treason" is a tricky word.
Fact One:
There is no longer a United States of America that exists under a Constitution.
Fact Two:
Leviathan is a "country" of its own, its own policies, laws, courts, culture, religion, organization, castes, hierarchy, military and diplomatic relations that is completely and totally separate from the conquered FUSA which it mainly uses as a means of plunder and raw parasitism.
Biden's antics would be treason if Fact One is not true; because Fact Two is true, there is no treason because Biden was not elected as POTFUSA, but installed as a figurehead for Leviathan.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 01, 2023 12:43 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2023 12:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: polynikes at August 01, 2023 12:21 PM
I golfed with Paige Spirranic and I never once looked at her tits.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2023 12:43 PM (eqKLj)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 01, 2023 12:41 PM (ZGrMX)
Hunter is Pam.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 01, 2023 12:43 PM (KbCG3)
There are a lot of establishment Republicans but not all of them.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Fun fact. Didja know that both Grassley and Johnson have accepted campaign contributions from Soros associates in the past? Same as how SBF spread the wealth.
Failure theater is a thing for the GOP and the foremost perpetrator of such things is the GOP in the Senate.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:44 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 01, 2023 12:44 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:44 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2023 12:43 PM (eqKLj)
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Man, liars are *everywhere* nowadays.
As if you golfed with Spirinac.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:44 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2023 12:44 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 01, 2023 12:44 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 01, 2023 12:44 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2023 12:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2023 12:43 PM (eqKLj)
Well....she got ass too, that's for sure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 01, 2023 12:45 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at August 01, 2023 12:45 PM (PWI4f)
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1686140558803140608.html
Posted by: Ian S. at August 01, 2023 12:45 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Dan Goldman Fop Sweat Fabulous at August 01, 2023 12:45 PM (OZjDX)
Why throw away a perfectly good puppet?
Because the odds that he'll lose the election are rising dramatically.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:46 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 01, 2023 12:46 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 01, 2023 12:46 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2023 12:46 PM (4I/2K)
This means you, Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff
Posted by: SMOD at August 01, 2023 12:47 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 01, 2023 12:47 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist
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Al Gore could have been president had he attacked Clinton. He didn't and lost his chance. Backstabbing is a fine art where the moment of maximum betrayal has to be carefully calculated. No evidence that Kamala does anything carefully calculated.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:47 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 01, 2023 12:47 PM (mb1IJ)
Posted by: Hunter at August 01, 2023 12:48 PM (uZ4Ij)
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:47 PM (bk5GW)
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This is the lesson of The Chronicles of Riddick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 01, 2023 12:44 PM (lf83v)
And the MSM is even quieter. One could hear a pin drop.
Posted by: mrp at August 01, 2023 12:48 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:41 PM
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Their Hunter Biden derangement syndrome is scary. The MAGA conspiracy theory fuckheads want him dead. He wasn't an elected official last I checked. Now tell us more about that $2 billion that Jared Kushner got from the Saudis, and Trump hosting LIV golf tournaments.
The worst thing about Hunter Biden is.....why don't I know what Jared Kushner gave up on US intel to get a $3BB investment check from the Saudi Arabia....the same country where 20/21 of their national were hijackers that created 9/11/01?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 01, 2023 12:48 PM (4WYNo)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 01, 2023 12:42 PM (4WYNo
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Smoldering grease fires are the worst
Posted by: rd at August 01, 2023 12:48 PM (mOE2u)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 12:13 PM (eOEVl)
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He's jealous that FJB has done more to destroy the USA than BHO ever did.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 01, 2023 12:48 PM (YIVH2)
>>Failure theater is a thing for the GOP and the foremost perpetrator of such things is the GOP in the Senate.
That might be but the simple fact is Grassley and Johnson have been about the only two in the Senate actually digging into the Biden corruption since the previous Congress and are the reason that 1023 came to light. That's not failure.
With the way money sloshes around DC from a multitude of sources I can't say I'm all that surprised that some made its way to them. Some has made it's way to Republicans currently running for POTUS. Actions speak loud.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 01, 2023 12:49 PM (3FiQa)
Posted by: Iris at August 01, 2023 12:49 PM (NaH5I)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 01, 2023 12:49 PM (ZGrMX)
Liz Cheney is pale, vested, and pro-polygamy!
/With apologies to my Mormon friends
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:41 PM (f6UzA)
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I don't know who could be interested in that shrill harridan. Cut from same cloth as Hillary.
Would Paolo even give it a go?
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2023 12:49 PM (OUiUM)
Always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
The weather with you
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at August 01, 2023 12:49 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: mrp at August 01, 2023 12:42 PM (rj6Yv)
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[Insightful comment from one of yesterday's threads on Hunter:]
I would think just *ONE* SAR that might be linked to "human trafficking" would be a bad deal for both the bank and the individual involved.
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What? Was at least one SAR linked to human trafficking?
This is really REALLY bad news, because it means that's what they're going to charge Trump with next.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2023 12:14 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:49 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 01, 2023 12:48 PM (4WYNo)
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What are these highly valuable contracts that Jared got?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:49 PM (LvTSG)
What goes around, comes around.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 01, 2023 12:50 PM (mb1IJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)
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And here I thought it was, "You keep what you kill."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 01, 2023 12:50 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Lex at August 01, 2023 12:50 PM (fMN7A)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 01, 2023 12:50 PM (0EOe9)
.. and the major media have got their thumbs up their collective asses
Posted by: SMOD
Recto-cranial inversion.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 01, 2023 12:50 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: torabora
Given the placement, I can only assume you click it to close the window.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 01, 2023 12:50 PM (kjOVp)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2023 12:50 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2023 12:51 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre's Brain at August 01, 2023 12:51 PM (42Imm)
Not WEB. Those incompetents fail. they would screw up replacing toilet paper in a bathroom. They can barely handle it's use when a bidet is unavailable.
China. I can say "You are very Pretty" in Mandarin. So I gots that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Xi does not particularly impress me much either and his rapid policy reversals tend to support that he has crawled out of a limb and is swaying to keep the Mandate of Heaven.
Putin looks like an idiot for invading Ukraine, Euroland is stupid for supporting Ukraine at the cost of their citizens.
India though right now has probably the lead in decent leadership along with Japan.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:51 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)
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And here I thought it was, "You keep what you kill."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 01, 2023 12:50 PM (YIVH2)
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Flawless...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lex at August 01, 2023 12:50 PM (fMN7A)
And it needs to be done in a way to make it clear that Trump's impeachment over that call was a huge coverup for this!! Can we impeachment all together?
Posted by: Iris at August 01, 2023 12:51 PM (NaH5I)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist
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Al Gore could have been president had he attacked Clinton. He didn't and lost his chance. Backstabbing is a fine art where the moment of maximum betrayal has to be carefully calculated. No evidence that Kamala does anything carefully calculated.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:47 PM (bk5GW
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Carefully Calculated
That lets Kamalalala Harris right out.
Posted by: rd at August 01, 2023 12:52 PM (mOE2u)
Posted by: Lex
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Wrong. Watergate took about 18 months and most of the background investigations were done in the House. The Senate, as usual, kibitized.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:52 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2023 12:51 PM
You'll have to ask his daughter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2023 12:52 PM (eqKLj)
Posted by: Man Up! at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (tO+U3)
Kari Lake mentioned this morning that there are new whistleblowers in Detroit saying the mail-in ballots there mostly weren't even actual ballots, just like Post-It notes that said "Biden" or something. And they were counted as valid.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (ZGrMX)
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That's just crazy talk. We want him alive and high.
Hunter is the stiff that keeps on giving ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (f6UzA)
.. and the major media have got their thumbs up their collective asses
Posted by: SMOD
Recto-cranial inversion.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 01, 2023 12:50 PM (w9Wax)
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Obama tried to frame the American people for cartel violence by doing illegal straw purchases and sending the guns to the drug cartels in an effort to form an argument to undo the Second Amendment.
Sorry, but Fast and Furious is probably the single worst presidential scandal in history. Biden getting paid doesn't even stack.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Lex at August 01, 2023 12:50 PM
First we need to hold a pre-scheduling meeting.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (kjOVp)
Posted by: Nancy Mace at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (xTRSc)
It is if nothing comes of it. Oh, red meat to outrage the base and help with elections...but if no one gets fired or goes to jail, did anything really come of it, or is it just more failure theater?
Paul Ryan REALLY fought to kill Obamacare, too...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 01, 2023 12:54 PM (4WYNo)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (ZGrMX)
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"No Post-It Note is Illegal, H8R!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:54 PM (f6UzA)
and like a kid, Joe was too fucking stupid to realize the scam
wouldn't shock me if Hunter has played a Joe recording for Joe
"don't fuck with me, old man"
Posted by: REDACTED at August 01, 2023 12:54 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 01, 2023 12:44 PM (lf83v)
And the MSM is even quieter. One could hear a pin drop.
Posted by: mrp
*Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?*
*To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.*
*The dog did nothing in the night-time.*
*That was the curious incident,' remarked Sherlock Holmes.*
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 01, 2023 12:55 PM (w9Wax)
Which is why the McGOP should rally behind Vivek so that power deals benefiting Vivek's family homeland can be made.
If you are going to sell out your country, why not sell it to a somewhat competent one?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 01, 2023 12:55 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 01, 2023 12:55 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 01, 2023 12:43 PM (KbCG3)
Hunter wish he was Pam. She’s a bad ass.
Posted by: polynikes at August 01, 2023 12:55 PM (MNhXM)
That lets Kamalalala Harris right out.
Posted by: rd at August 01, 2023 12:52 PM (mOE2u)
Cackleated
Posted by: BignJames at August 01, 2023 12:55 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (MvF+J)
now go get your shinebox
Posted by: REDACTED at August 01, 2023 12:55 PM (us2H3)
Getting paid is only part of the transaction. The question is what did he do for the payment and isn't entirely clear yet.
If it can be shown that the bribes he took led to changes in US policy that led to the war in Ukraine or the enrichment of China and the expense of the US then it will absolutely be the biggest scandal in US history.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Paul at August 01, 2023 12:56 PM (u6rAv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 01, 2023 12:56 PM (8GBH4)
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Funneling AK-47 Kolaches to Eastern European gangsters!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 01, 2023 12:56 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:47 PM (bk5GW)
Or of her own volition
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 12:56 PM (oEVuk)
With the way money sloshes around DC from a multitude of sources I can't say I'm all that surprised that some made its way to them. Some has made it's way to Republicans currently running for POTUS. Actions speak loud.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Most people paying attention already knew Biden was corrupt and involved in Ukraine in 2018-2020. The GOP purposefully did not investigate in either the House or Senate when they had the power to do so.
I don't think our national government is redeemable so that is why I believe concentrating on state and local elections might help shield people a bit more from the coming deluge when the Fed Gov goes broke and/or we end up losing a shooting war with either Russia or China.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:56 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: Nancy Mace at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (xTRSc)
Quite the sex machine she is.
Posted by: Once she eats the wedding cake it'll at August 01, 2023 12:57 PM (e8n94)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 01, 2023 12:43 PM (KbCG3)
Hunter wish he was Pam. She’s a bad ass.
Posted by: polynikes at August 01, 2023 12:55 PM (MNhXM)
She's really good at sex. She grew up on farm, after all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 01, 2023 12:57 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Man Up! at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (tO+U3)
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Then who would guard the Strategic National Pastry Reserve?
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:57 PM (f6UzA)
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The idea that a petro state like Russia would support Trump who promised to make America energy dominant is the sort of idiotic nonsense someone going blind from constantly jerking it to Ashley Biden's diary would believe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:49 PM
He's such a criminal mastermind, there's no evidence to show!!
Posted by: Rabid Leftist at August 01, 2023 12:57 PM (4WYNo)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 01, 2023 12:57 PM (5hfjS)
Posted by: Once she eats the wedding cake she'll be on time for all the prayer breakfasts at August 01, 2023 12:57 PM (e8n94)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
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I have to admit you gotta point. I guess UK already decided that one.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:58 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (MvF+J)
now go get your shinebox
Posted by: REDACTED at August 01, 2023 12:55 PM (us2H3)
My wife just finished mowing the lawn.
Posted by: BignJames at August 01, 2023 12:58 PM (AwYPR)
This is the part where Woodward & Bernstein show up to say 'it's no Watergate!'
Posted by: DB - shadowy campaign figure at August 01, 2023 12:58 PM (geLO8)
The J6 Committee and the NY AG already set the precedent that the IRS must turn over Joe and Hunter's full, complete tax returns.
They have also set the precedent that Joe and Hunter's lawyers can be forced to testify. And the Secret Service Agents in the room. And all of their phone records.
The Question: Is there even one of the facid sad sacks of Shit with Rs after their name that will use those tools?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 01, 2023 12:58 PM (5jqeq)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2023 12:20 PM (AcWfM)
I think you beat the 5 second rule. Well done.
Posted by: Paladin at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (cIj06)
She's really good at sex. She grew up on farm, after all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 01, 2023 12:57 PM (xcxpd)
she is slippery
Posted by: REDACTED at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Nancy Mace at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (xTRSc)
Quite the sex machine she is.
Get up, (get on up)
Stay on the scene, (get on up), like a sex machine, (get on up)
Get up, (get on up)
Get up, (get on up)
Posted by: James Brown Mace at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (lc5cP)
I want every member of the regime to suffer in unspeakable torment as long as humanly possible.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (m94mO)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (VGRuw)
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The idea that a petro state like Russia would support Trump who promised to make America energy dominant is the sort of idiotic nonsense someone going blind from constantly jerking it to Ashley Biden's diary would believe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 12:57 PM (LvTSG)
To say nothing of Trump's "trade war" with China, which is of course exactly what the Chinese wanted.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: polynikes at August 01, 2023 12:55 PM (MNhXM)
She's really good at sex. She grew up on farm, after all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 01, 2023 12:57 PM (xcxpd)
Don't fuck with a farm girl with The Destruction of Sennacherib and her kill count tattooed on her back.
Posted by: Holy shitsnacks! at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (e8n94)
Posted by: BignJames
Pro tip: it is not advisable to ask your wife what's for dinner while she is mowing the lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (7fwUL)
I think I found our problem...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (4WYNo)
Posted by: DB - shadowy campaign figure at August 01, 2023 12:58 PM (geLO
You're NOT calling me Deep Nostril. Dammit.
Posted by: Devon Archer at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (9UlRk)
/Rolls a dice
THAT'S NOT WHO WE ARE!
Note: all the numbers correspond to that's not who we are.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at August 01, 2023 01:00 PM (lc5cP)
As I posted yesterday, the longer he talked, the worse it got. By the end he was throwing Hunter under the bus to save Joe. I'm pretty sure that wasn't the original script.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 01, 2023 01:00 PM (7B5FA)
Dem 2024 nominee: Brandon Mushbrains
Prepare for this eventuality
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 01, 2023 12:10 PM (3WhGI)
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This is the best case scenario. The thought of Trump's favorite governor, Gavin Newsom, being President is unbearable to me.
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 01, 2023 01:00 PM (MFZ8i)
If it can be shown that the bribes he took led to changes in US policy that led to the war in Ukraine or the enrichment of China and the expense of the US then it will absolutely be the biggest scandal in US history.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 12:56 PM (ZLI7S)
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Ukraine got a pretty good Return On Investment, no?
Approaching $200 billion and likely over $1 trillion when all is said and done. And they say that
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 01:00 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 01:00 PM (ZLI7S)
What goes around, comes around.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 01, 2023 12:50 PM (mb1IJ)
They were protecting his upcoming GE opponent. True "election interference".
As to how they knew in the Summer of 19 that that dribbling sack of fartjuice would be the opponent, well opinions vary. But I said *at the time* they were telegraphing it.
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 01:00 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: dave lister at August 01, 2023 01:01 PM (v3pYe)
Well, Mr Ryan doesn't want ALL of his locker room photos to come out...right Paul?
Posted by: Paul Ryan's gym/fuck buddy at August 01, 2023 01:01 PM (lc5cP)
>>He's such a criminal mastermind, there's no evidence to show!!
Or maybe... like Sam Bankman Freeman, his business practices were so cunning, so devious and Byzantine, the FBI/DOJ just threw their hands up in the air and said who can figure this shit out and decided not to prosecute?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 01:01 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Holy shitsnacks!
Especially when there is a line thru the number and a higher number tatted next to it. Or a couple of numbers.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2023 01:01 PM (7fwUL)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (ZGrMX)
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"No Post-It Note is Illegal, H8R!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:54 PM (f6UzA
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That ship has sailed. Yes, I am infuriated about the whole steal, but what it means now?
WE MUST PREVENT THE NEXT STEAL!!!
That is all that matters going forward.
Posted by: rd at August 01, 2023 01:01 PM (mOE2u)
That’s because after unexpectedly dumping by 496K in May (a number which has been revised far worse of course), the BLS just reported that in June the number of job openings was practically unchanged, dropping by just 34K, to 9.582MM from a downward revised 9.616 million. And while the monthly change was modest after the downward revision of course, the total was dragged to the lowest level since April 2021.
Posted by: SMOD at August 01, 2023 01:02 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Paul at August 01, 2023 12:56 PM (u6rAv)
So you're from the Bizzaro universe where everything is the opposite of how things are in our reality?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 01, 2023 01:02 PM (xcxpd)
On the plus side with Newsom, when he cheats on his wife...its not with his daughter.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 01, 2023 01:02 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: BignJames
Pro tip: it is not advisable to ask your wife what's for dinner while she is mowing the lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2023 12:59 PM (7fwUL)
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I always treat my wife to a nice, cold Shiner Bock after she mows the
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 01:02 PM (f6UzA)
The J6 Committee and the NY AG already set the precedent that the IRS must turn over Joe and Hunter's full, complete tax returns.
They have also set the precedent that Joe and Hunter's lawyers can be forced to testify. And the Secret Service Agents in the room. And all of their phone records.
The Question: Is there even one of the facid sad sacks of Shit with Rs after their name that will use those tools?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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The rule is that Dems do unto others and that is not who the GOP is.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 01:02 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 01:02 PM (oEVuk)
WE MUST PREVENT THE NEXT STEAL!!!
That is all that matters going forward.
Posted by: rd at August 01, 2023 01:01 PM (mOE2u)
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And no one's doing it. When Detroit is accepting Post It notes as ballots, cleaning voter rolls doesn't do squat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 01:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 01, 2023 01:02 PM (lc5cP)
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Or his widowed sister-in-law.
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 01:03 PM (f6UzA)
Posted by: Man Up! at August 01, 2023 12:53 PM (tO+U3)
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Then who would guard the Strategic National Pastry Reserve?
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 12:57 PM
Talk about the fox guarding the hen house...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 01, 2023 01:03 PM (4WYNo)
When the looming fiscal crisis hits, it's going to be lit. George Floyd riots will look like the SAG strike.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 01, 2023 01:03 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: SMOD at August 01, 2023 01:03 PM (RHGPo)
Remember when the Democrats claimed the 00 election was stolen, the Florida Republicans gave them complete access to the ballots to verify for themselves?
Odd how in the '20 election wanting to review the ballots is now a crime.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 01, 2023 01:03 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2023 01:02 PM (oEVuk)
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I'm imagining Paul with a yam stuck up his ass.
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 01:04 PM (f6UzA)
*deep inhale...*
.... HE CLAIMED WITHOUT EVIDENCE!!!
hey, that's kinda fun. I can see why you nutsacks do that all the time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 01:04 PM (9UlRk)
Yes.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 01:00 PM
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Cue the "Russian" drone strike.
Posted by: rd at August 01, 2023 01:04 PM (mOE2u)
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Wifey retorts: "I was thinking hamster, but yamster works ..."
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 01:04 PM (f6UzA)
She is one of the only Russian oligarchs not sanctioned by Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 01:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Paul's the best they've got...yet somehow they're in power. Go figure. at August 01, 2023 01:05 PM (e8n94)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2023 01:05 PM (xTRSc)
That there might be a pertinent question...looks like we might find out.
Posted by: BignJames at August 01, 2023 01:05 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: boynsea at August 01, 2023 01:05 PM (cx155)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 01, 2023 01:05 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 01:04 PM (f6UzA)
Get in line
Posted by: Paul's mom at August 01, 2023 01:05 PM (oEVuk)
That there might be a pertinent question...looks like we might find out.
Posted by: BignJames at August 01, 2023 01:05 PM (AwYPR)
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As YD coined:
It's not that the system is corrupt, it's that the corruption is the system.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 01:05 PM (LvTSG)
In my state, you can't even challenge results, so boned. But it really matters in only 6 other states.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 01, 2023 01:06 PM (8GBH4)
Last I saw he was even still giving interviews though the US FNM refused to interview him.
His claims are what you would expect:
Burisma was corrupt
As chief prosecutor it was his job to investigate
Burisma told Hunter to tell Joe to make him stop investigating them...and he did.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 01, 2023 01:06 PM (lc5cP)
Tue November 8, 2022
Posted by: SMOD at August 01, 2023 01:06 PM (RHGPo)
I'm pretty sure an audit (that they are resisting like hell) will show that a good slice of that money supposedly spent on Ukraine never got more than 20 miles from the Treasury.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 01, 2023 01:06 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 01:04 PM
It would be sexist to sanction a strong, independent and successful female business owner!!!
Posted by: Biden DoS at August 01, 2023 01:07 PM (4WYNo)
Posted by: SMOD
We're long past the point where lying jackasses like him can be shamed into silence. Shiffhead and Swallowswell are proof enough.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2023 01:07 PM (jzzG8)
Hire him as an AoSHQ cob.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 01, 2023 01:07 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Sheriff Buford T. Justice at August 01, 2023 01:07 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Paul at August 01, 2023 01:08 PM (oEVuk)
Posted by: Paul
These are the unemployables--the better ones got jobs as telemarket scamsters or ballot copiers.
Some got jobs calling GOP voters for donations to Mitch and his Senate collaborators I suspect.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 01:08 PM (bk5GW)
Hire him as an AoSHQ cob.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 01, 2023 01:07 PM (MvF+J)
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I have it on good authority that he puts carrots in chili.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 01:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Doof at August 01, 2023 01:08 PM (StUJj)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 01, 2023 01:09 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 01, 2023 01:09 PM (ufFY8)
I think I found our problem...
Just wait until T-Rump gets re-elected. He'll show you guys, yessir. He might even appoint another killer Attack Yorkie like Jeff Sessions to be AG. That should scare the shit out of dimocrap filth, betcha.
And if that doesn't frighten the dims half to death, he may, again, search the rolls of the Morbidly Obese for to replace that Killer Yorkie.
DeSantis not only talks the talk, he walks the walk. I LOVE Trump but, let's face it people. He's shown himself to be nothing more than the Andrew Dice Clay of politics.
Posted by: Uncle Rick at August 01, 2023 01:09 PM (tQ0Tc)
And uses a crossbow.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 01, 2023 01:09 PM (7B5FA)
Son in law Kushner receiving 2billion dollar investment when Kudhner's real estate business was in danger of collapsing from his stupidly over priced purchase of 666 6th sve from Arabs
Posted by: Paul at August 01, 2023 01:10 PM (u6rAv)
Posted by: Regular joe
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Flaccid rich nepots with small packages are the only white males allowed in office on the Dem side nowadays.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 01:10 PM (bk5GW)
Sadly, Rob's campaign is circling the bowl. Only place he is walking is back to Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)
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Fine prosecute him.
Also The Big Guy.
Prosecute all lawbreakers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 01, 2023 01:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ace
Get ready for another 57 Trump indictments.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 01, 2023 01:22 PM (aeWVX)
Posted by: ace at August 01, 2023 12:12 PM (KRtlO)
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Uh oh. Time for a VERY strongly worded letter!
Posted by: RDittmar at August 01, 2023 01:24 PM (EKE6M)
Posted by: Lex at August 01, 2023 01:27 PM (fMN7A)
Kind of makes you proud to be an American doesn’t it?
Wipes away a tear
Posted by: Ex GOP at August 01, 2023 01:33 PM (ExFoQ)
Show me the internal WH paper trail that led up the decision to demand the firing, our communications with the Ukes asking for it before the Biden ultimatum, and the paper trail of our assessments of his replacement.
These are all Dogs that Didn't Bark. Overall, if we cared so friggin much about firing the one prosecutor who did investigate Burisma (allegedly for prior "corruption") then did his successor do any better? And if not, why were we suddenly totally fine with that?
I wish someone in the House would be asking these questions. It's all about "connecting the dots" and not making any inferences about what would be documented IF Biden's explanation were plausible.
Posted by: Zek at August 01, 2023 01:35 PM (5FPX4)
If they had, they wouldn't have gone to J-school.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 01, 2023 02:11 PM (ou9hh)
In a just world, she would have to do this immediately after a rerun of her snarling at Trump that the laptop wasn't real. Every single time.
Posted by: reason at August 01, 2023 02:17 PM (ozhxq)
Posted by: Levin at August 01, 2023 02:20 PM (kk8TL)
Posted by: jj at August 01, 2023 02:49 PM (C9ZVc)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 01, 2023 04:17 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2023 12:37 PM (bk5GW)
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Obama is very lazy and hates being around people. So I tend to agree with Whig. Obama is keeping a low profile so he doesn't inadvertently get set up for his own suicide. Of course living with Moooochele would drive a man to suicide all by itself.
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