Happy Happy Cafe

by Ken James/@openshutter21

Uh-oh, we have a stray Republican.

I think this is a "visual pounce."

Dogs squabble over who gets to lay on the warm spot on the bed.

I think that's a cookie jar in the middle of the table. The dog seems to think it is!

This seal disrespects you.

Crooner.

Neat AI artwork.

LOL.

The Democrat Party realizing that the ice around Grandpa Joe is starting to crack and break.

Dog stops traffic so that kids can cross the street.

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1 Lamont?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2023 07:39 PM (k1Qly)

2 I feel so centered

Posted by: rd at August 01, 2023 07:40 PM (czVIa)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2023 07:40 PM (xhxe8)

4 Oh, sneaky quick, but don't think I didn't see that!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2023 07:40 PM (k1Qly)

5 Good evening Ace!
Thanks for the Cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2023 07:40 PM (voyai)

6 I need puppies and silly animals today.

Posted by: rd at August 01, 2023 07:42 PM (czVIa)

7 So much pouncing!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 07:42 PM (5xURv)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2023 07:43 PM (T4tVD)

9 Thank you for the Café, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2023 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

10 I think the happiest life bit is somewhere in England, or some other place where they drive on the wrong side of the street.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2023 07:44 PM (V13WU)

11 Video of dog walking chick jumping needs to be about 15 minutes longer.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 01, 2023 07:44 PM (ppBhU)

12 Uh-oh, we have a stray Republican.
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That poor guy got insurrected!

Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 07:44 PM (krQz2)

13 Neat AI artwork.

This is what the special effects in Solaris should have looked like.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2023 07:44 PM (xhaym)

14 That little boy is trying do decide what's for dinner.

Chicken, duck or lamb?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 07:44 PM (5xURv)

15 Lotta skunk weed being burned tonight

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 01, 2023 07:45 PM (Eeb9P)

16 Watched the boy on his tractor and animals, twice.

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2023 07:45 PM (xhxe8)

17 "bobcat decides to jump"

Linx.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2023 07:46 PM (voyai)

18 Farmer kid is cute until the dinner bell

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 01, 2023 07:46 PM (Eeb9P)

19 Because this is a Happy Happy Café, I shan't whinge about the lack of chiroptophile content, nor the residual aroma of mephitic Spheniscidae.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2023 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

20 If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 01, 2023 07:47 PM (/aHxc)

21 Was going to on yesterday's Cafe that grilled a hamburger using my homemade maple charcoal and it was excellent.

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2023 07:48 PM (xhxe8)

22 https://youtu.be/0pXvdPFCwuQ

Posted by: DB - shadowy campaign figure at August 01, 2023 07:48 PM (geLO8)

23 Speaking of AI, apparently people are using AI to make fake hot girls on Twitter and Insta. Said fake hot girls now have thousands and thousands of followers and are getting endorsement deals.

So even 'influencers' are gonna get the AI axe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 07:48 PM (5xURv)

24 That little boy would cry and hate you for the rest of your life if you hurt any of his friends

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2023 07:50 PM (xhxe8)

25 That top picture looks extremely familiar.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 07:50 PM (ZLI7S)

26 A doggie glory hole…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 01, 2023 07:50 PM (R/m4+)

27

Might as well jump
Go ahead and jump

Posted by: Val Hallen at August 01, 2023 07:50 PM (63Dwl)

28 About the dogs and the box with the hole.

You know their human's face is probably in that box just out of lick distance.

Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 07:52 PM (krQz2)

29 This seal disrespects you.

Kitteh blep: cute.

Seal blep: kind of sad, really.

Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2023 07:52 PM (DgGvY)

30 21 Was going to on yesterday's Cafe that grilled a hamburger using my homemade maple charcoal and it was excellent.
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2023 07:48 PM (xhxe

Fuck me. I was just thinking, "what the hell is the point of trying to get maple syrup into charcoal somehow when you're just gonna burn it", and not "charcoal made out of maple wood, you abject pustule of a brainless invertebrate".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 07:52 PM (9UlRk)

31 That top picture looks extremely familiar.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 07:50 PM (ZLI7S)
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It's just missing a fat guy and a white ottoman.

Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 07:53 PM (krQz2)

32 It never occurred to me that seals have tongues

seals look like dogs with the wrong legs

Posted by: DB - shadowy campaign figure at August 01, 2023 07:54 PM (geLO8)

33 The dog walking his girl was enjoyable.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 01, 2023 07:54 PM (8GBH4)

34 Maybe make some pumpkin spice charcoal and see how that works out?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 07:54 PM (9UlRk)

35 Neat AI artwork

"Unsupervised" is an AI-driven art installation by artist Refik Anadol at MoMA. It uses Generative Adversarial Networks GANs to transform MoMA's collection of art, design, and photography into vibrant, 3-D animations displayed on a 24-foot-high LED wall

Holy carp, someone in 2023 reinvented the screen saver.

Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2023 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

36 A lot of illusion in that AI art.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 01, 2023 07:56 PM (8GBH4)

37 I never could be a 4H kid because raising an animal to eventually be slaughtered is not my cup of tea. I don't want to have any emotional ties to my kills. Unfortunately it seeped in to my hunting and why I don't enjoy it anymore. (Feral hogs don't count)

Posted by: polynikes at August 01, 2023 07:56 PM (Xb3lU)

38 >>It's just missing a fat guy and a white ottoman.

I told CBD NOT to post that painting.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)

39 >>> That little boy is trying do decide what's for dinner.

I thought him kissing the chicken was the cutest thing but now I guess he was tasting it.

Posted by: DJ at August 01, 2023 07:57 PM (uosPt)

40 Holy carp, someone in 2023 reinvented the screen saver.
Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2023 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

"It's nyan cat into pipes into nyan cat into MORE NYAN CAT BUT NOW IT'S GOT THE VENUS DI MILO'S FACE!"

".... magnificent. You're an artist, now."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 07:57 PM (9UlRk)

41 39 >>> That little boy is trying do decide what's for dinner.

I thought him kissing the chicken was the cutest thing but now I guess he was tasting it.
Posted by: DJ at August 01, 2023 07:57 PM (uosPt)

Yup.

Oh, and Han shot first.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 07:58 PM (5xURv)

42 The maple wood definitely flavors what your grilling

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2023 07:59 PM (xhxe8)

43 Someone forgot to send a check:

@mlakan 14m
BREAKING: Fitch Downgrades US Credit Rating, Citing Erosion of Confidence in Fiscal Management -
The Biden admin. criticizes the rating agency's decision

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2023 08:00 PM (jzzG8)

44 If you call yourself a conservative and are not supporting Trump for president after the steal, the hoax, the proxy war, and the current deep state's election interference, at best you are a willing tool of the regime, at worst you are a traitor

Posted by: BonscottMikeN at August 01, 2023 08:00 PM (i4EO4)

45 Time to hit the sack
Closer tomorrow than been in a long time but still get up early.
Another fantastic evening here, hope yours is as well.

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2023 08:01 PM (xhxe8)

46 Top pic looks like it could be somewhere on the Cape.

Posted by: polynikes at August 01, 2023 08:01 PM (Xb3lU)

47 > Holy carp, someone in 2023 reinvented the screen saver.
Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2023 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

It's no flying toasters...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 01, 2023 08:01 PM (Lh5tm)

48 Happy Cafe? Damn right. A bottle of wine, a clean ashtray and good people.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2023 08:01 PM (dJ9Aq)

49
The Biden admin. criticizes the rating agency's decision

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2023 08:00 PM (jzzG8

Your decision is fat! And also short. And it's got a weird third nipple.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:01 PM (5xURv)

50 44 If you call yourself a conservative and are not supporting Trump for president after the steal, the hoax, the proxy war, and the current deep state's election interference, at best you are a willing tool of the regime, at worst you are a traitor
Posted by: BonscottMikeN at August 01, 2023 08:00 PM (i4EO4)

Now THAT's the kind of kumbaya team building I look for in an evening cafe thread.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:01 PM (9UlRk)

51 @mlakan 14m
BREAKING: Fitch Downgrades US Credit Rating, Citing Erosion of Confidence in Fiscal Management -
The Biden admin. criticizes the rating agency's decision

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2023 08:00 PM (jzzG

---
Dems hate it when reality pounces.

Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 08:02 PM (krQz2)

52 "Holy carp, someone in 2023 reinvented the screen saver."

But it's an ~AI generated~ screensaver! That makes it cool!

And it still all looks like modern art.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 01, 2023 08:02 PM (ou9hh)

53 The thing about Matzah Ball Soup is that you never make enough.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 08:03 PM (up/3i)

54 Your decision is fat! And also short. And it's got a weird third nipple.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

That's very hurtful.

Posted by: Lycia Naff at August 01, 2023 08:03 PM (DgGvY)

55 Should I make popcorn? I should make popcorn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:03 PM (5xURv)

56 Now THAT's the kind of kumbaya team building I look for in an evening cafe thread.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:01 PM (9UlRk)

****
We're not all residents of happy acres geriatric club.

Posted by: BonscottMikeN at August 01, 2023 08:03 PM (i4EO4)

57 Since this is the happy happy cafe, I don't mind submitting this funny not-the-bee link.

https://tinyurl.com/f33ac8z4

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 01, 2023 08:03 PM (8GBH4)

58 56 Now THAT's the kind of kumbaya team building I look for in an evening cafe thread.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:01 PM (9UlRk)

****
We're not all residents of happy acres geriatric club.
Posted by: BonscottMikeN at August 01, 2023 08:03 PM (i4EO4)

Are you calling the horde old?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:04 PM (5xURv)

59 >51 @mlakan 14m
BREAKING: Fitch Downgrades US Credit Rating, Citing Erosion of Confidence in Fiscal Management -
The Biden admin. criticizes the rating agency's decision

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2023 08:00 PM (jzzG
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Dems hate it when reality pounces.

Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 08:02 PM (krQz2)

Fitch didn't the memo on the raging success of Bidenomics.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 01, 2023 08:04 PM (Lh5tm)

60 55 Should I make popcorn? I should make popcorn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:03 PM (5xURv)

My husband is making popcorn. So yeah, go make popcorn!! It's happy food for a happy Cafe!

Posted by: Moki at August 01, 2023 08:05 PM (JrN/x)

61 Are you calling the horde old?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:04 PM (5xURv)

Maybe they're of An Age where 29 seems positively geriatric?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:05 PM (9UlRk)

62 Should I make popcorn? I should make popcorn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:03 PM (5xURv)

no. NOOOOOO!

Posted by: AlaBAMA's teeth at August 01, 2023 08:05 PM (V13WU)

63 60 55 Should I make popcorn? I should make popcorn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:03 PM (5xURv)

My husband is making popcorn. So yeah, go make popcorn!! It's happy food for a happy Cafe!

Posted by: Moki at August 01, 2023 08:05 PM (JrN/x)

Ok, you convinced me! I'm making popcorn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:06 PM (5xURv)

64 We're not all residents of happy acres geriatric club.
Posted by: BonscottMikeN at August 01, 2023 08:03 PM (i4EO4)

You will be eventually and also have to listen to know it all punks like you.

Posted by: polynikes at August 01, 2023 08:06 PM (Xb3lU)

65 >56 Now THAT's the kind of kumbaya team building I look for in an evening cafe thread.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:01 PM (9UlRk)

****
We're not all residents of happy acres geriatric club.

Posted by: BonscottMikeN at August 01, 2023 08:03 PM (i4EO4)

That's a bold move Cotton, let's see how it plays out...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 01, 2023 08:06 PM (Lh5tm)

66 @mlakan 14m
BREAKING: Fitch Downgrades US Credit Rating, Citing Erosion of Confidence in Fiscal Management -
The Biden admin. criticizes the rating agency's decision
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2023 08:00 PM (jzzG

Certain people, whose hobbies include destroying monetary systems, are undoubtedly celebrating this step in their success.

Posted by: Emmie at August 01, 2023 08:06 PM (Emce2)

67 Siggi's is really enthusiastic about pimping their plant-based yogurt alternatives.

I wonder if they have "Try our dairy yogurts in all these great flavors!" printed on the underside of the lid of the plant-based ones.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 01, 2023 08:06 PM (ou9hh)

68 'Nite Skip !
See ya in the AM.

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2023 08:06 PM (T4tVD)

69 Top pic looks like it could be somewhere on the Cape.
Posted by: polynikes at August 01, 2023 08:01 PM (Xb3lU)

If you like makin' love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape

Posted by: Rupert Holmes at August 01, 2023 08:06 PM (4I/2K)

70
no. NOOOOOO!
Posted by: AlaBAMA's teeth at August 01, 2023 08:05 PM (V13WU

Shut up, teeth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA's Stomach at August 01, 2023 08:06 PM (5xURv)

71 Trump will soon be the first American indicted in all 57 states!

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:07 PM (f6UzA)

72 We're not all residents of happy acres geriatric club.

Posted by: BonscottMikeN at August 01, 2023 08:03 PM (i4EO4)

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I read that as "happy ace's geriatric club."

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:08 PM (f6UzA)

73 BREAKING: Fitch Downgrades US Credit Rating, Citing Erosion of Confidence in Fiscal Management

From AAA to AA+. Because we're too big to fail.

If we were the size of Monaco, our rating would be somewhere around Q.

Posted by: mikeski only says this at the cafe because "Q" looks like an ephelant at August 01, 2023 08:08 PM (DgGvY)

74 Trump's only way forward is to dump some more on DeSantis.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2023 08:08 PM (V13WU)

75 off topic: something stupid from taxpayer funded npr:

"Of all extreme weather conditions, heat is the most deadly. It kills more people in the U.S. in an average year than hurricanes, tornadoes and floods combined. The human body has a built-in cooling mechanism - sweat. But that system can only do so much, especially in soaring temperatures with high humidity."

[no mention of cold, which kills more people than heat, or of the rest of the world. your tax dollars at work, peasants]

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 01, 2023 08:08 PM (B1FKF)

76 If I could afford a bunk at Happy Acres, you think my ass would be hanging out here with these nudniks? Pfffff. Must be nice. Must. Be. Nice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:09 PM (9UlRk)

77 I read that as "happy ace's geriatric club."
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:08 PM (f6UzA)

Behold.

A Meme Is Born.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:10 PM (9UlRk)

78
I read that as "happy ace's geriatric club."
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:08 PM (f6UzA)

Honestly, that's not a bad moniker for this crew. I'm somewhat proud to aged into that club this summer. I'd be more proud if stuff didn't hurt so bad.

Posted by: Moki at August 01, 2023 08:10 PM (JrN/x)

79 I kinda view it differently... Your animals are yours, you're responsible for them, and for killing them. Pets, livestock, whatever. Hunting seems more like messing around in G-d's domain. Unless your family is starving of course.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2023 08:10 PM (0FoWg)

80 I read that as "happy ace's geriatric club."
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:08 PM

How does that compare to The Villages?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2023 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)

81 I read that as "happy ace's geriatric club."
Posted by: ShainS

I saw Happy Ace's Geriatric Club open for The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band at The Villages in '69.

Posted by: mikeski is not actually that much 29 at August 01, 2023 08:11 PM (DgGvY)

82 >78
I read that as "happy ace's geriatric club."
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:08 PM (f6UzA)

Honestly, that's not a bad moniker for this crew. I'm somewhat proud to aged into that club this summer. I'd be more proud if stuff didn't hurt so bad.

Posted by: Moki at August 01, 2023 08:10 PM (JrN/x)

I'm geriatric adjacent. Is there a kid's membership?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 01, 2023 08:11 PM (Lh5tm)

83 US credit rating downgraded? Roll over and think of Greece.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2023 08:11 PM (dJ9Aq)

84 And, I'm in the Hordemind again. Sorry for the clutter, Duncanthrax.

Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2023 08:12 PM (DgGvY)

85 Evenin, everybody! Anything interesting happen today?

Posted by: Duke Lowell, of the Happy Acres Lowells at August 01, 2023 08:12 PM (u73oe)

86
A happy dog is God's way to help us cheer up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 01, 2023 08:12 PM (4y4ps)

87 I read that as "happy ace's geriatric club."
Posted by: ShainS

I like you guys a lot but no way i'm getting into the jacuzzi.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2023 08:13 PM (jzzG8)

88 Unless your family is starving of course.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2023 08:10 PM (0FoWg)

I kinda look at it as... you have to hunt for the hunt. Are you hunting to impress your buddies? Fuck off. Are you hunting because you don't know what else to do in your $2,500 of bullshit you bought from Cabellas? Fuck off. Are you hunting because you just plain hate deer? .... Ok, Yeah, Fuck deer. I'll give you that one. I don't like hunting though. To paraphrase Churchill, it's a good not being awake at 3 in the fucking morning, ruined.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:13 PM (9UlRk)

89 Popcorn was a conspiracy created by Fauci and the The American Academy of ~~Gum Surgeons~~ Periodontology.

Prove me wrong ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:14 PM (f6UzA)

90 I read that as "happy ace's geriatric club."
Posted by: ShainS

I like you guys a lot but no way i'm getting into the jacuzzi.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Bourbon on the tongue is very tasty.

Bourbon in the nostrils is kind of painful.

Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2023 08:14 PM (DgGvY)

91 re 73: didn't that happen when barky was president? or just a threat?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 01, 2023 08:14 PM (B1FKF)

92 89 Popcorn was a conspiracy created by Fauci and the The American Academy of Gum Surgeons Periodontology.

Prove me wrong ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:14 PM (f6UzA)

My people call it PopMaize.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at August 01, 2023 08:15 PM (9UlRk)

93 I like you guys a lot but no way i'm getting into the jacuzzi.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2023 08:13 PM (jzzG

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LOL.

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:15 PM (f6UzA)

94 The villages is the top purchaser of viagra in the country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:16 PM (5xURv)

95 Happy belated Birthday Moki !

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2023 08:16 PM (T4tVD)

96 In modern America, gender is an illusion but people also pay millions for the illusion of access.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 01, 2023 08:16 PM (TzW+Y)

97 Huh he huh huh he huh, he said kissing the chicken.

Posted by: Butthead at August 01, 2023 08:16 PM (63Dwl)

98 Evenin, everybody! Anything interesting happen today?

Posted by: Duke Lowell, of the Happy Acres Lowells at August 01, 2023 08:12 PM (u73oe)

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Trump was indicted for not being Hunter Biden.

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:17 PM (f6UzA)

99 A happy dog is God's way to help us cheer up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 01, 2023 08:12 PM (4y4ps)
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Ffffft! Fffffftt!!

*bat*
*bat*

Posted by: A Cat at August 01, 2023 08:17 PM (krQz2)

100 from a few threads down:
"The faith-based political thriller Sound of Freedom is headed for cinemas overseas. "

that must be the new talking point issued to the demonrat Faithful; I heard it on Monday. pretended ignorance, asked the demonrat "if it's political, which party is in favor of sexual trafficking of children?"
i don't think I have ever seen a person turn that redfaced, ever!
LOL!
"but it's all just a qan0n conspiracy theory!" finally came out
"based on a true story?"
he saw someone coming out of the Kwik-Trip that he had to talk to, started waving his hand, and walked away
LOL, good times

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 01, 2023 08:17 PM (JJZMp)

101
Evenin, everybody! Anything interesting happen today?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

We have a new fibber trying to get a rise (he's got ED) "Posted by: BonscottMikeN"

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2023 08:18 PM (voyai)

102 Trump was indicted for not being Hunter Biden.
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:17 PM (f6UzA)
---
Laws are just a social construct.

They can be whatever you want them to be!

Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 08:18 PM (krQz2)

103 I like the AI art. It's called "Agita".

Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 01, 2023 08:18 PM (or2+y)

104 YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?!?!?!

YOU'RE ON SPEAKERPHONE WITH THE BIG GUY, BABY!

YOU'RE GONNA DIIIEEEEE!!!!!

*squeeeee*

*nanananananana na na na....*

Posted by: Uke Your Illusion, vol. II at August 01, 2023 08:18 PM (9UlRk)

105 Fuckin right I'm old, pissed off and prison is not a. deterrent

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2023 08:19 PM (DT+zb)

106 * cues Sgt. Pepper music *

We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club
We hope you will enjoy the show
Happy Ace's Geriatric Club
Sit back and let the evening go

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:19 PM (f6UzA)

107 The villages is the top purchaser of viagra in the country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

And probably penicilin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 01, 2023 08:20 PM (TZ75n)

108 We have a new fibber trying to get a rise (he's got ED) "Posted by: BonscottMikeN"
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2023 08:18 PM (voyai)

Maybe Pushaw is just paying people to go online and try to make Trump People look like mouthbreathing homunculi.

I wouldn't put it past her.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:20 PM (9UlRk)

109 Fuckin right I'm old, pissed off and prison is not a. deterrent
Posted by: Ben Had

But we would miss ya !

Posted by: JT at August 01, 2023 08:20 PM (T4tVD)

110 Sit back and let the evening go
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:19 PM (f6UzA)

Legit lol.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:21 PM (9UlRk)

111 The villages is the top purchaser of viagra in the country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

And probably penicilin.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 01, 2023 08:20 PM (TZ75n)
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Ahem penis-illin'

Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 08:21 PM (krQz2)

112
Did that kid pick up a rooster? I give those devil-birds a wide berth.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2023 08:21 PM (lCaJd)

113 "but it's all just a qan0n conspiracy theory!" finally came out
"based on a true story?"
he saw someone coming out of the Kwik-Trip that he had to talk to, started waving his hand, and walked away
LOL, good times
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Aww. He runned off before you could spring "filmed in 2014, long before QAnon was even a thing?" on him?

Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2023 08:21 PM (DgGvY)

114 Fuckin right I'm old, pissed off and prison is not a. deterrent
Posted by: Ben Had

Many lefters don't under stand that last bit.

Hi Ben Had!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2023 08:22 PM (voyai)

115 So really bad news comes out for Biden and they indict Trump. Did NOT see that one coming.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, of the Happy Acres Lowells at August 01, 2023 08:22 PM (u73oe)

116 Fuckin right I'm old, pissed off and prison is not a. deterrent

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2023 08:19 PM (DT+zb)

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* Sends Bad-Ass Ben Had a virtual hug & kiss through the computer port thingymagigy *

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:22 PM (f6UzA)

117 yeah, W-o, eff deer.
all they have done is cost me money for new radiators, hoods, front turn signals, etc. as they try to commit messy suicide-by-car.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 01, 2023 08:22 PM (JJZMp)

118 So really bad news comes out for Biden and they indict Trump. Did NOT see that one coming.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, of the Happy Acres Lowells at August 01, 2023 08:22 PM (u73oe)

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Are you ready for more UFO and ET whistleblowers, hearings, and news?

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:23 PM (f6UzA)

119 all they have done is cost me money for new radiators, hoods, front turn signals, etc. as they try to commit messy suicide-by-car.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 01, 2023 08:22 PM (JJZMp)

I'm only down a driver's door and a left rear turn signal in that war....

Not even kidding.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:23 PM (9UlRk)

120 I'm filtering my cold brew coffee, it's the PIA part but worth it. I usually do 6 quarts at a time so it does last a while.

So, what's going on? Anything new and exciting?

Posted by: lin-duh at August 01, 2023 08:23 PM (SueMp)

121 I realize that Trump is an obnoxious NY developer. He was also the most effective and consequential president for the past century. After the Russian hoax, the two impeachments, and the current politically motivated indictments, if the DOJ should succeed in this lawfare, our country will be severely damaged. … Even if the bile rises re his temperament, if you’re a conservative constitutionalist, you are honor bound to support Trump.

Posted by: Blackstone at August 01, 2023 08:24 PM (9byfS)

122 34 Maybe make some pumpkin spice charcoal and see how that works out?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 07:54 PM (9UlRk)

You have to burn a lot of pumpkin spice to get a little bit of charcoal, but, sure...

Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 01, 2023 08:25 PM (OX9vb)

123 gonna remember that for the return bout (if any), mikeski, thanks!

"clean ashtray", lol, I remember that simple pleasure!
*clonks can of cheap beer up against whatever BenHad is drinkin'*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 01, 2023 08:26 PM (JJZMp)

124
121 I realize that Trump is an obnoxious NY developer. He was also the most effective and consequential president for the past century. After the Russian hoax, the two impeachments, and the current politically motivated indictments, if the DOJ should succeed in this lawfare, our country will be severely damaged. … Even if the bile rises re his temperament, if you’re a conservative constitutionalist, you are honor bound to support Trump.
Posted by: Blackstone at August 01, 2023 08:24 PM (9byfS

That sounds vaguely familiar!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:26 PM (5xURv)

125 Aww. He runned off before you could spring "filmed in 2014, long before QAnon was even a thing?" on him?

Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2023 08:21 PM (DgGvY)
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"Err. uh.guh, ... PIZZAGATE!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 08:26 PM (krQz2)

126 Trump has the right to a jury of Biden's peers.

Posted by: Jack Smith at August 01, 2023 08:26 PM (bPKUP)

127 Fuck's aches, give it up with the god damn shilling. This is a cafe thread. Unless you're all *actually* getting paid to do it, in which case.... have you met Sarah?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:26 PM (9UlRk)

128 yeah, W-o, eff deer.
all they have done is cost me money for new radiators, hoods, front turn signals, etc. as they try to commit messy suicide-by-car.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 01, 2023 08:22 PM (JJZMp)

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Never hit a deer (or any other animal for that matter that I now of) the first 60 years of my life -- I'm one of those people who jokingly would say "I'll eventually die from swerving to avoid hitting a squirrel, cat, or dog" -- but have hit two in the past year.

Now I hate driving at dawn, dusk, or night ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:27 PM (f6UzA)

129 Maybe Pushaw is just paying people to go online and try to make Trump People look like mouthbreathing homunculi.

I wouldn't put it past her.

Why would she bother. They seem to have that pretty well in hand.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 08:28 PM (eOEVl)

130 Honor bound to support Trump? Maybe. What we actually are is honor bound to is to oppose the destruction of this country, no matter the vessel.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 01, 2023 08:28 PM (oWBc3)

131 Why would she bother. They seem to have that pretty well in hand.

No, I don't really think that, but if you're going to set them up like that...

Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 08:29 PM (eOEVl)

132 That sounds vaguely familiar!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:26 PM (5xURv)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:29 PM (f6UzA)

133 If you call yourself an American, your honor bound to support .45 caliber over 9mm!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:29 PM (5xURv)

134 it's no joking matter W-o, i hear ya.

was driving on tertiary / quaternary roads just around dawn the other week, only going about 35 tops because of those bastards propensity to leap out of nowhere into my path

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 01, 2023 08:30 PM (JJZMp)

135 I realize that Trump is an obnoxious NY developer. He was also the most effective and consequential president for the past century. After the Russian hoax, the two impeachments, and the current politically motivated indictments, if the DOJ should succeed in this lawfare, our country will be severely damaged. …

Posted by: Blackstone at August 01, 2023 08:24 PM (9byfS)
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Agree. That's why I still have one foot on that train.

If I had my druthers, and he could win--and not be a trojan horse for Big Pharma, I'd vote for Ramaswamy.

So far he's my idea of a candidate.

So, Trump has always been a compromise, but pretty good returns.

Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 08:30 PM (krQz2)

136 Maybe Pushaw is just paying people to go online and try to make Trump People look like mouthbreathing homunculi.

I'm right here you know.

Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 01, 2023 08:30 PM (or2+y)

137 "Blah blah blah you HAVE to vote for Trump"

Go fuck yourself with LN2 dipped rebar.

I don't have to vote for anyone. I'm not honor bound to vote for anyone.

I *will* vote for Trump. Because I choose to. And there are sufficient good reasons to.

But you can get right the fuck out of here with that brown shirt bull shit if you wanna say I *HAVE* to. We ain't mushbrained leftist NPCs here. We don't just do what we're told because we're told to by some text on a screen we may or may not own. Take that shit to someone else's tank.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:30 PM (9UlRk)

138 Bobcats > Otters

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2023 08:31 PM (e4fEA)

139 Trump has the right to a jury of ~~Biden's peers~~The DC Hood.

Posted by: Jack Smith at August 01, 2023 08:26 PM (bPKUP)
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Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 08:31 PM (krQz2)

140 If you love our blessed Constitution and The Lord, you will buy this set of Tamahagane inspired Ginsu knives.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2023 08:31 PM (V13WU)

141 95 Happy belated Birthday Moki !
Posted by: JT at August 01, 2023 08:16 PM (T4tVD)

Thank you JT! It was actually one of the coolest (temperature wise, because I'm kinda boring) birthdays in at least 13 years. I thoroughly enjoyed not sweating while I baked the cake!

Posted by: Moki at August 01, 2023 08:31 PM (JrN/x)

142 gonna remember that for the return bout (if any), mikeski, thanks!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Sorry, my timeline is wrong. Written in 2015, filmed in 2018. Still predates Qanon in 2017.

Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2023 08:32 PM (DgGvY)

143 If you stand for the National Anthem, your honor bound to support MyPillow! The official pillow of the Great American Sean Hannity!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:33 PM (5xURv)

144 >140 If you love our blessed Constitution and The Lord, you will buy this set of Tamahagane inspired Ginsu knives.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2023 08:31 PM (V13WU)

I'm holding out for the commemorative place setting from the Franklin Mint.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 01, 2023 08:33 PM (Lh5tm)

145 {{{Ben Had}}}

♩ Good evening! ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2023 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

146 If you call yourself an American, your honor bound to support .45 caliber over 9mm!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:29 PM (5xURv)

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And don't even think about putting okra in your gumbo!

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:34 PM (f6UzA)

147 Lotta skunk weed being burned tonight
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 01, 2023 07:45 PM (Eeb9P)

Oh.
Sorry.

*opens window and turns on fan*

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2023 08:35 PM (e4fEA)

148 If you call yourself an American, your honor bound to support .45 caliber over 9mm!

Maryanne > Ginger

Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 08:35 PM (eOEVl)

149 The tortured and dead of the Rape of Nanking, Rape of Manilla, Bataan Death March, Unit 731 were unavailable for comment...

AP: Tone-deaf Barbenheimer memes drawing backlash in Japan

The Japanese distributor of the Warner Bros. movie “Barbie” has apologized for its U.S. parent company’s reaction to social media posts about the “Barbenheimer” blitz that combined images of Barbie and a mushroom cloud. The memes triggered criticisms in Japan for what many described as minimizing the atomic bomb attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Some of the images, which were not created by Warner Bros., showed Margot Robbie, who played Barbie, sitting on the shoulders of Oppenheimer, played by Cillian Murphy, with an orange inferno of an atomic blast in the background.
One critical posting said many victims who perished under the mushroom clouds were children the same age of those playing with Barbie dolls and that the memes were inconsiderate. Others called them stupid and unforgivable, and urged for a boycott of the movie.
“We apologize to those who felt uncomfortable because of these inconsiderable reactions,” Warner Bros. Japan said in a statement posted on X

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 01, 2023 08:35 PM (MFZ8i)

150 ... was driving on tertiary / quaternary roads ...

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I was told there'd be no math.

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:35 PM (f6UzA)

151 Others called them stupid and unforgivable, and urged for a boycott of the movie.
“We apologize to those who felt uncomfortable because of these inconsiderable reactions,” Warner Bros. Japan said in a statement posted on X
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 01, 2023 08:35 PM (MFZ8i)

Wait.... are they boycotting Oppenheimer, or Barbie?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:36 PM (9UlRk)

152
And don't even think about putting okra in your gumbo!
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:34 PM (f6UzA

Okra is a communist ploy to steal our essence!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:36 PM (5xURv)

153 Bobcats > Otters

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2023 08:31 PM (e4fEA)

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nurse ratched hardest hit.

Bobcats > Otters > Woodpeckers

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:37 PM (f6UzA)

154 If you call yourself an American, your honor bound to support .45 caliber over 9mm!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:29 PM (5xURv)

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And don't even think about putting okra in your gumbo!
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:34 PM (f6UzA)
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Sweet Lord! As the Republic slips inexorably into a civil war, at least some have to presence of mind to keep okra where it belongs...on the napalm practice bombing range.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2023 08:38 PM (e4fEA)

155 If you love our blessed Constitution and The Lord, you will buy this set of Tamahagane inspired Ginsu knives.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2023 08:31 PM (V13WU)

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LOL. Worthy of an old SNL skit AND a Babylon Bee headline.

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:38 PM (f6UzA)

156 NaCly dearest, won't make the p.o.box till Friday. Knowing you will be here brings me joy.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2023 08:38 PM (9lZeF)

157 We just got a brief isolated rain shower!!! Yay!!!
I'll take it. We haven't had rain in almost 2 months.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 01, 2023 08:38 PM (SueMp)

158 So what you're saying is that when I finally drag my ass to a MoMe... I can have all the okra?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:39 PM (9UlRk)

159 interesting headline from something called 'quanta magazine':

"Why Insect Memories May Not Survive Metamorphosis"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 01, 2023 08:40 PM (B1FKF)

160 All Guns Are Glocks.
All Glocks Are 19s.
All 19s Are Chambered in 9mm.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 08:40 PM (up/3i)

161 158 So what you're saying is that when I finally drag my ass to a MoMe... I can have all the okra?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 01, 2023 08:39 PM (9UlRk

Sure! If you want everyone to call you Warai-Okra.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:40 PM (5xURv)

162 Hi, all, I hope you all had a good day. I think I did, not 100% sure yet. Had a big opportunity to move to a different specialty in my field (Videography, not Brain Surgery as I'm sure you all expected) and it seemed to go well. 12 hours, ultimately involving my wife, 350 miles driven and about 7 hours of footage. First stills look good. I'm not even peeking at the footage/audio until tomorrow. Thanks to everyone who wished me luck last night.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 01, 2023 08:40 PM (7VXfH)

163 Sure! If you want everyone to call you Warai-Okra.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:40 PM (5xURv)

Yes.

Yes.

Do it.

Yes.

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 08:41 PM (9UlRk)

164 So what you're saying is that when I finally drag my ass to a MoMe... I can have all the okra?
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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No, but you can have some of it.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 01, 2023 08:41 PM (SueMp)

165 interesting headline from something called 'quanta magazine':

"Why Insect Memories May Not Survive Metamorphosis"
Posted by: gnats local 678

Topic and nickname serendipity factor=1.0

Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2023 08:41 PM (DgGvY)

166 riven and about 7 hours of footage. First stills look good. I'm not even peeking at the footage/audio until tomorrow. Thanks to everyone who wished me luck last night.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 01, 2023 08:40 PM (7VXfH)

Congrats! Glad it was a good day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:42 PM (5xURv)

167 lon-duh does this mean I will get some figs in Oct?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2023 08:42 PM (9lZeF)

168 re 155: i'm waiting for the commemorative plate that shows the three stooges meeting pres fdr. i'd guess the title of the film but i might get banned.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 01, 2023 08:42 PM (B1FKF)

169 LOL. Worthy of an old SNL skit AND a Babylon Bee headline.
Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:38 PM (f6UzA)

you are too kind

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2023 08:43 PM (V13WU)

170 160 All Guns Are Glocks.
All Glocks Are 19s.
All 19s Are Chambered in 9mm.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 08:40 PM (up/3i)

What about Assault Glocks?

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 08:43 PM (9UlRk)

171 @170

>>What about Assault Glocks?

I have two of those with the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 08:45 PM (up/3i)

172 Eli Lake

@EliLake 9h
All this potential foreign influence stuff with Hunter Biden is exactly what the Kremlin wants you to think. If you're looking for a story here, it's this: Joe Biden loves his troubled son. Everything else is disinformation that should be banned on social media.

Years ago Micheal J. Totten insisted Eli Lake was a conservative. Totten then ended up as an editor at The Bulwark. He’s no longer listed on staff.

Posted by: 13times at August 01, 2023 08:46 PM (5dsPO)

173 Posted by: Lincolntf

Hope your expectations are met when you view your results!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2023 08:46 PM (voyai)

174 does this mean I will get some figs in Oct?

Posted by: Ben Had
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We will see. I have about half a gallon bag of them in the freezer from early July. Hopefully, we get more.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 01, 2023 08:46 PM (SueMp)

175 do re me at 168: and here is a pic. the movie was 'cash and carry', 1937. fdr was played by a young joe biden.

https://tinyurl.com/mr46hhwr

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 01, 2023 08:46 PM (B1FKF)

176 All Guns Are Glocks.
All Glocks Are 19s.
All 19s Are Chambered in 9mm.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 08:40 PM (up/3i)

What about Assault Glocks?
Posted by: Warai-okra

And bolt action fully automatic rifle glocks?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2023 08:46 PM (voyai)

177 What about Assault Glocks?
Posted by: Warai-okra

They're automatic semi autos with the thing that goes up

Posted by: MkY at August 01, 2023 08:46 PM (cPGH3)

178 Eli Lake is bald.

Heh.

That amuses me.

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 08:47 PM (9UlRk)

179 Warai, join us in October and feast.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2023 08:47 PM (9lZeF)

180 My assault Glock is broken. The thing goes down instead of up and the flamethrower only shoots out bubbles.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:48 PM (5xURv)

181 Unit 731 vivisection Barbie!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 01, 2023 08:48 PM (3GKlG)

182 Sound of Freedom is definitely political. It's political because the Party wants it to be political.

Very similar to that vaccine. Even though Trump supporters were considerably likelier to get the shot, and Trump endorsed it, not getting it was turned into a sure sign of Trump support by the Party. That particularly effective psyop was *not* aimed at us. It was aimed at their own NPCs, who were experiencing a programming error. And it worked.

The right is *never, ever* going to accept the idea that fucking a child is morally acceptable. Ever. And, for the time being, neither do their NPCs. But, after 18-24 months of the media repeating that objections to child sex trafficking are just more Christofascism from dirty, non-laptop class Trumpalos, that firmware update will take.

And that will be the moment that objections to child sex trafficking will result in the objector being drummed out of polite, bien-pensant society. Your friends will ridicule you; your HR Director will congratulate on moving on to new opportunities. And so on.

Just like it went with child genital mutilation. This is aimed at the faithful, not the infidels.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2023 08:49 PM (0FoWg)

183 Thank you.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 01, 2023 08:50 PM (7VXfH)

184 Glock's shrink? I don't know how you fellas walk around with those things.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at August 01, 2023 08:51 PM (4I/2K)

185 And that will be the moment that objections to child sex trafficking will result in the objector being drummed out of polite, bien-pensant society. Your friends will ridicule you; your HR Director will congratulate on moving on to new opportunities. And so on.

Just like it went with child genital mutilation. This is aimed at the faithful, not the infidels.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2023 08:49 PM (0FoWg)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is the hill to die on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:51 PM (5xURv)

186 Some more rain🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Posted by: lin-duh at August 01, 2023 08:52 PM (SueMp)

187
If you're looking for a story here, it's this: Joe Biden loves his troubled son.

__________

Ma Barker loved her troubled sons, but that didn't stop the FBI from shooting her to death.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 01, 2023 08:52 PM (4y4ps)

188 Topic and nickname serendipity factor=1.0

Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2023 08:41 PM (DgGvY)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:54 PM (f6UzA)

189 >>What about Assault Glocks?

I have two of those with the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 08:45 PM (up/3i)

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If you don't have the chainsaw attachment, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 08:55 PM (f6UzA)

190 If you call yourself an American you will support .308 over 5.56.

Posted by: Reforger at August 01, 2023 08:56 PM (B705c)

191 I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is the hill to die on.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:51 PM (5xURv)

Truly. If not this, what?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 01, 2023 08:57 PM (OX9vb)

192 I don't care if this too much. A pedophile is a 200 lb man that will pay thousands of dollars to stick his dick in a 2 year old child. Before Sound of Freedom there was Trade.Eatch it too.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2023 08:57 PM (9lZeF)

193 What about 6.5 Creedmore???

Posted by: lin-duh at August 01, 2023 08:57 PM (SueMp)

194 @189

>>If you don't have the chainsaw attachment, you're doing it wrong.

I have one better, I have the wood chipper attachment from Ronco Industries.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 08:58 PM (up/3i)

195 **Creedmoor

Posted by: lin-duh at August 01, 2023 09:00 PM (SueMp)

196 I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is the hill to die on.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:51 PM (5xURv)

And they are dying on it, aren't they? Legacy media is dying. The News is a punchline. They've gone too far, too fast. Critical Theory has reached Criticality, but the problem is that Criticality is actually a failure condition for Critical Theory.

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:00 PM (9UlRk)

197 I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is the hill to die on.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 08:51 PM (5xURv)

Truly. If not this, what?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 01, 2023 08:57 PM (OX9vb)

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As I have been wont to say: if our kids aren't sacred, then nothing is.

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 09:00 PM (f6UzA)

198 >>And that will be the moment that objections to child sex trafficking will result in the objector being drummed out of polite, bien-pensant society. Your friends will ridicule you; your HR Director will congratulate on moving on to new opportunities. And so on

Seems like a stretch. I think a better analogy is Bud Light.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)

199 I have one better, I have the wood chipper attachment from Ronco Industries.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 08:58 PM (up/3i)

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Heh. Brings back memories of the movie Fargo.

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 09:01 PM (f6UzA)

200 @190 - embrace the power of and. And some 7.62x39 for luck. And with three near universal platforms the scavenging will be rich in the end times.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 01, 2023 09:02 PM (oWBc3)

201 1978 and Animal House was released on this date.
Shelly Dubinski, Fawn's roommate...i still yearn for you.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2023 09:02 PM (e4fEA)

202
Look, let's not make too much about these kids being abused, tortured and killed by rings of wealthy and powerful people. It'll just be a culture war thing that makes us look like overwrought prudes who were captured by Evangelicals. And we'll lose suburban woman vote.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 01, 2023 09:03 PM (4y4ps)

203 Seems like a stretch. I think a better analogy is Bud Light.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)

How? "Not drinking BL" is a private, silent protest. Objecting to Party-sanctioned activities is a public, and extremely risky one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2023 09:04 PM (0FoWg)

204 All who love the Lord and the Constitution and want to work at home are duty bound follow my link to www.workathome.com/Sarah

Posted by: Not Sarah at August 01, 2023 09:06 PM (krQz2)

205 Seems like a stretch. I think a better analogy is Bud Light.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)

I'd say that it's what they *want*, certainly, but that's not what's happening. Maybe i'm overly optimistic. Maybe I live in a bubble. But people, regular ass boring don't give a shit about nothing people, are sick of what they're seeing. Even the LGBT people I know. Even the leftists I know. (The Leftists I know have been screaming bloody murder about the Democrat Party for decades now, actually. They're the guys who believe the CPUSA has always been a fascist front group from day 1, and that the US hasn't seen a Marxist-Leninist anywhere near a lever of power in its entire history) (but I digress)

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:06 PM (9UlRk)

206 1978 and Animal House was released on this date.
Shelly Dubinski, Fawn's roommate...i still yearn for you.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2023 09:02 PM (e4fEA)

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"You girls come here often?"

Posted by: ShainS at August 01, 2023 09:08 PM (f6UzA)

207 Skipping girl in the dress seems cute.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 01, 2023 09:08 PM (ufFY8)

208 All who love the Lord and the Constitution and want to work at home are duty bound follow my link to www.workathome.com/Sarah
Posted by: Not Sarah at August 01, 2023 09:06 PM (krQz2)

Sarah, you wanton libidinous trollop. You'd probably like to run this country like your own personal life...hopping from bed to bed until you're nothing but a used up scuz that nobody wants.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2023 09:09 PM (e4fEA)

209 The right is *never, ever* going to accept the idea that fucking a child is morally acceptable. Ever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2023 08:49 PM (0FoWg)
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I'll even start shopping for millstones as part of my Bringing Scripture to Life movement.

Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 09:09 PM (krQz2)

210 Geez. Snapped a pic when we got in the truck this afternoon. 114 degrees.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2023 09:09 PM (uiWTm)

211 Am I a fag if I get a Glock attachment for my chainsaw instead? I really like my little Stihl pruning saw. I wouldn't want to make it redundant.

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:09 PM (9UlRk)

212 I miss Sarah. She didn't have many teeth but she seemed like she had a good heart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 09:10 PM (5xURv)

213 1978 and Animal House was released on this date.
Shelly Dubinski, Fawn's roommate...i still yearn for you.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2023 09:02 PM (e4fEA)

Major League Yabbos entered the lexicon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2023 09:10 PM (4I/2K)

214 Seems like a stretch. I think a better analogy is Bud Light.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)

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It's probably better as an analogy than a beer.

Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 09:10 PM (krQz2)

215 The right is *never, ever* going to accept the idea that fucking a child is morally acceptable. Ever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I'll even start shopping for millstones as part of my Bringing Scripture to Life movement.
Posted by: Axeman

Sweet. I'll start sharpening the jawbone of an ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2023 09:10 PM (uiWTm)

216 Animal House is one of the Top Ten sources for non-sequitur quotes.

"The Negros stole our dates!!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at August 01, 2023 09:11 PM (T/Lqj)

217 >>How? "Not drinking BL" is a private, silent protest. Objecting to Party-sanctioned activities is a public, and extremely risky one.

The virus was a once in a lifetime anomaly that was coordinated by the medical and political community around the world and it played on individual and family safety. People were made to fear for their lives and the lives of their family if they didn't listen to the entire medical community that had previously been highly respected and not seen as a nefarious actor. And they were given no time to think about anything. It happened overnight.

Pedophilia has never been an accepted practice in the western world. In fact it has always been considered one of the most loathsome practices on earth and universally reviled by normal people. So is the idea that men can be women and we must accept that as truth despite all biological and rational evidence. And most people don't accept despite what the media wants us to believe.

That's why the largest selling beer brand in the world is now a failing also ran. It did no work. People refused to go along with and they won't go along with pedophilia.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 09:11 PM (ZLI7S)

218 Sarah seemed very enthusiastic.

Posted by: runner at August 01, 2023 09:11 PM (V13WU)

219 I'll hammer my plowshare into a sword!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 09:11 PM (5xURv)

220 It's probably better as an analogy than a beer.
Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 09:10 PM (krQz2)

Because you can't say "Bud Light Analogy" without "Anal"

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:12 PM (9UlRk)

221 I'll even start shopping for millstones as part of my Bringing Scripture to Life movement.
Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 09:09 PM (krQz2)

It's not about getting you to like it, but getting you to shut the fuck up about it.

It may or may not work.

But that's the play. Moving the goalpost to the next yardmark of acceptance and submission.

And the next.

And the next.

Power, intimidation, and dominance. Always. It's their mental illness.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2023 09:12 PM (0FoWg)

222 219 I'll hammer my plowshare into a sword!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 09:11 PM (5xURv)

I somehow managed to plowshare my sword into a hammer.

...

So I'll just hang back and cook dinner for the army, then, shall I?

(No okra. I promise.)

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:14 PM (9UlRk)

223
Sweet. I'll start sharpening the jawbone of an ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2023 09:10 PM (uiWTm)
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We're all out of Philistines.

However, those who harm His little ones is just starting to fill out ranks.

Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 09:14 PM (krQz2)

224 It's probably better as an analogy than a beer.
Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 09:10 PM (krQz2)

Because you can't say "Bud Light Analogy" without "Anal"
Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:12 PM (9UlRk)
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And BL sure showed its ass.

Posted by: Axeman at August 01, 2023 09:14 PM (krQz2)

225 Pedophilia has never been an accepted practice in the western world.

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Neither was chopping off the genitals of children. That took about seven years, max. This will probably succeed, and more rapidly. Their people control every lever of our society.

Again, it's about convincing them - not us. They don't *need* to convince us. They haven't for a long time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2023 09:15 PM (0FoWg)

226 It was a dog day afternoon and I had to hold back my coworker and supervisor from losing his shit. This 'getting a job and going back to work' gig is cutting into my quality me time, dammit!

Some say rebuilding a factory and mill is a thankless job. After 29 years of waking up at 04:00, I'm still not a morning person.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 01, 2023 09:16 PM (fY84s)

227 1978 and Animal House was released on this date.
Shelly Dubinski, Fawn's roommate...i still yearn for you.

Posted by: Diogenes
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"You girls come here often?"
Posted by: ShainS

The entire movie is quotable but my personal favorite:

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether or not we broke a few rules, or took liberties with our female party guests - we did.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 01, 2023 09:17 PM (IJqrQ)

228 Power, intimidation, and dominance. Always. It's their mental illness.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2023 09:12 PM (0FoWg)

Something about that doesn't track, though. It's in an American's very nature to "shut the fuck up about it". Nobody cares. Nobody gives a fuck. Take your taxes, don't be a dick when I need you for something like a property assessment or a license for something, and you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want.

This isn't *just* about making us shut up. It about making us shut up *while* they rub our faces in their perversion. They don't want to live in the Shadows or whatever. It's no good being the King if you can't fuck a dead peasant kid or two without everyone squawking about it.

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:17 PM (9UlRk)

229 Normalizing Pedos has always been the goal. I do think YD makes a good point that it's about getting the left to accept it, not us.

But based on what I've seen with the school board hearings, escalating to normalizing this will result in people dying.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 09:18 PM (5xURv)

230
So I'll just hang back and cook dinner for the army, then, shall I?

(No okra. I promise.)
Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:14 PM (9UlRk)

Beans again??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 09:19 PM (5xURv)

231 Watched one of those murder shows on the ID channel the other day. The narrator described the murder weapon as a Glock 9mm They showed an image the pistol in question. This Glock was clearly spelled Walther.

Posted by: javems at August 01, 2023 09:20 PM (+gHTQ)

232 YD, minor quibble, clitorectamies have been around in Muslim countries for ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2023 09:20 PM (9lZeF)

233 "You f*cked up, you trusted us!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 01, 2023 09:20 PM (JvZF+)

234 It's about being the guy who's foot is in the boot on your face.

Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2023 09:21 PM (SYTee)

235 The pickups out here have big grill protectors. The deer are sizeable.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 01, 2023 09:21 PM (ouTlx)

236 There's probably also a hefty dash of "nobody is actually in charge of anything anywhere ever and it's all just a retarded neural network of dipshits trying to stick their dicks into things they're not supposed to stick their dicks into, and what we call The Junta is just an emergent property of the aforementioned errant dicks".

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:21 PM (9UlRk)

237 This Glock was clearly spelled Walther.
Posted by: javems

The slippery slope (can I say that?) was no longer teaching cursive. It all went to hell after that.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 01, 2023 09:21 PM (IJqrQ)

238 231 Watched one of those murder shows on the ID channel the other day. The narrator described the murder weapon as a Glock 9mm They showed an image the pistol in question. This Glock was clearly spelled Walther.
Posted by: javems at August 01, 2023 09:20 PM (+gHTQ)

It's like Southerners calling all soft drinks a Coke.

Hey y'all! Give me a rack of ribs and a Coke!
Ok, what kind of coke you want?

Mr Pibb.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 09:22 PM (5xURv)

239 >>Neither was chopping off the genitals of children. That took about seven years, max. This will probably succeed, and more rapidly. Their people control every lever of our society.

I don't think it's as widely accepted as we are made to believe by the left/media complex. If it were they wouldn't have to use censorship, lies and law fare to try and push it forward and even now at least half if not more of the country are pushing back on it now that they know what is going on. Just like the sexualization of kids in schools.

State after state is passing laws against child sexual genital mutilation and Trump has as part of his platform and immediate EO to ban it nationwide and despite the left's attempts to illegally crush him even Democrat pollster Larry Sabato admitted today Trump is winning in the electoral college.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)

240 Two dogs want the same spot on the bed -- same at my house: the little one tells the big one "NO" most emphatically.

The big one then whimpers, begging me for help
.

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at August 01, 2023 09:23 PM (ADvgr)

241 232 YD, minor quibble, clitorectamies have been around in Muslim countries for ever.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2023 09:20 PM (9lZeF)

And remember when feminists (and, by association, liberals of western culture) were against that? Now, not a peep from the left, unless it's in Celebration Of Our Differences.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 01, 2023 09:23 PM (OX9vb)

242 even now at least half if not more of the country are pushing back on it now that they know what is going on

And that is still nowhere near acceptable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2023 09:24 PM (Xrfse)

243 If fucking the elderly were the ultimate taboo, they'd be pushing that instead. It's never about the particular thing. It's always about making us kneel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2023 09:25 PM (0FoWg)

244 Patron: Hey y'all! Give me a rack of ribs and a Coke!

Waitress: This isn't the White House!

Patron: Ok. Gimme a Pepsi.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2023 09:26 PM (uiWTm)

245 That leaping girl is in Hammersmith, London. As in No Sleep 'til. Figured that out by the estate agent sign.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 01, 2023 09:27 PM (IBWqU)

246 I'll have the indictment du jour, please ....

Posted by: Liz at August 01, 2023 09:28 PM (n4WZ1)

247 Clitorectomies were never accepted in the West. Until Big Faggot told us that "Love is Love is Clitorectomies."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2023 09:28 PM (0FoWg)

248 Eh, maybe Trump needs to start blowing off these indictments. Start telling them you and what army.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 01, 2023 09:29 PM (IBWqU)

249 242 even now at least half if not more of the country are pushing back on it now that they know what is going on

And that is still nowhere near acceptable.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2023 09:24 PM (Xrfse)

Half the country is pushing back. Most of the other half is saying "why are you Jesus bigots trying to push other people around and lie about them again like you do with gays and blacks and womens and whateverses? Can't you just leave people alone?". The rest of the other half is saying "yeah, bangin' small humans, woo, let's party!"

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:29 PM (9UlRk)

250 >>And that is still nowhere near acceptable.

No, it's not. There is a reason the founders warned that a free and fair media was necessary to maintain a republic.

I think there is a tendency to think that everyone in the country is as politically aware as we are. They aren't. Not even remotely close. They rely on what they hear in the media now social media which is exactly why the left targeted them and censored our speech.

That's the value of a Trump. Love him or hate him there is no other politician on the right who can rise above the narrative and get his message out. The media is at least a big an enemy of ours as Democrats.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2023 09:29 PM (ZLI7S)

251 Speaking of sex with the elderly, I just received a request for a survey from my Dad's hospice. He died a few months ago. Should I tell them I'm unsatisfied with the outcome?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 01, 2023 09:31 PM (IBWqU)

252 "248 Eh, maybe Trump needs to start blowing off these indictments. Start telling them you and what army.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 01, 2023 09:29 PM (IBWqU)"

that would rock, and I think a lot of the electorate would agree.

g'night, everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 01, 2023 09:31 PM (JJZMp)

253 From upthread-what is the utility of credit rating countries? USA is AA+ and China A+? I wouldn't use China's credit rating to risk any of my money. Would not buy bonds from zambia or Russia either.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 01, 2023 09:33 PM (mCh4j)

254
What the hell. The banana-spined GOPe right now is nervously telling us that harping on full-term abortion could cost votes. Sure, let's embrace evil, for the sake of a few votes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 01, 2023 09:34 PM (MoZTd)

255 Just in case there was the teeniest doubt as to what Mike Pence is, he’s issued a statement in support of the latest indictment.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, of the Happy Acres Lowells at August 01, 2023 09:35 PM (u73oe)

256 Vivek just released a statement indicating he is suing the DOJ for not responding to his FOIA requests, also came out swinging against the new indictments against Trump.

Where oh where is The Meatball to be found?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 09:36 PM (up/3i)

257 What the hell. The banana-spined GOPe right now is nervously telling us that harping on full-term abortion could cost votes. Sure, let's embrace evil, for the sake of a few votes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

All people will hate you because you follow me, but those people who keep their faith until the end will be saved.
-- Matthew 10:22

Posted by: Tonypete at August 01, 2023 09:36 PM (IJqrQ)

258 I think there is a tendency to think that everyone in the country is as politically aware as we are. They aren't. Not even remotely close.

I understand your point but IMO, the problem encompasses much more than awareness. Half of this country's population are not good people. There...I said it and stand by it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2023 09:37 PM (Xrfse)

259 Vivek uncorking a stemwinder.

He will make a great VP and pitbull.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 09:38 PM (up/3i)

260 If you're looking for a story here, it's this: Joe Biden loves his troubled son.

__________

Ma Barker loved her troubled sons, but that didn't stop the FBI from shooting her to death. ]

I've heard that Saddam really treasured Uday and Qusay.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2023 09:39 PM (eOEVl)

261 The not-good half of the country constitutes a target-rich environment.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 01, 2023 09:39 PM (IBWqU)

262 Or is it "comprises"? I get confused.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 01, 2023 09:40 PM (IBWqU)

263 Pee Wee Herman: police suspect fair play.

Posted by: Old Dennis Miller line at August 01, 2023 09:40 PM (NBVIP)

264 What the hell. The banana-spined GOPe right now is nervously telling us that harping on full-term abortion could cost votes. Sure, let's embrace evil, for the sake of a few votes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 01, 2023 09:34 PM (MoZTd)

Why those sphincter-fucking nancy-bitches give half a crap about saving abortion, I'll never know. You can't make a baby in a dude's yam-cannon.

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:41 PM (9UlRk)

265 Consists of

Posted by: Grammar geek at August 01, 2023 09:41 PM (NBVIP)

266
Now pitching for Cleveland: Xzavion Curry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 01, 2023 09:42 PM (MoZTd)

267
Comprises A, B and C means that at least A, B and C are present.

Consists of A, B and C means only A, B and C are present.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 01, 2023 09:45 PM (MoZTd)

268 Now pitching for Cleveland: Xzavion Curry.

Helluva name. He's down 2-0.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2023 09:47 PM (Xrfse)

269
Sturgeon Moon on the rise, just above the tree line here, looming large and yellow. Quite a beautiful sight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2023 09:48 PM (Mzdiz)

270 253 From upthread-what is the utility of credit rating countries? USA is AA+ and China A+? I wouldn't use China's credit rating to risk any of my money. Would not buy bonds from zambia or Russia either.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 01, 2023 09:33 PM (mCh4j)

It's more for the larger institutions that just need somewhere to park a mountain of cash, without putting it all in one place, but they try to game their low-volatility assets into being just a little bit more volatile than they ought to be without getting into trouble with the Feds, and a little less volatile than just dumping it all onto the beta dorks who do their in-house day trading.

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:49 PM (9UlRk)

271 Anybody seen the Surgeon General.?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2023 09:50 PM (9lZeF)

272 Sturgeon Moon

He hasn't pitched yet. He may have to come in and bail out Xzavion.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2023 09:51 PM (Xrfse)

273 Was there any official explanation given for Obama's black eye?

Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2023 09:52 PM (SYTee)

274 273 Was there any official explanation given for Obama's black eye?
Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2023 09:52 PM (SYTee)

Well it certainly isn't because he was born in Kenya you conspiracy theorist.

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:53 PM (9UlRk)

275 273 Was there any official explanation given for Obama's black eye?
Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2023 09:52 PM (SYTee

He was smacked in the face with an eggplant by a chef.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 01, 2023 09:53 PM (5xURv)

276 Was there any official explanation given for Obama's black eye?

Umbrella.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 01, 2023 09:54 PM (Xrfse)

277 "Was there any official explanation given for Obama's black eye?"

The cook put up one hell of a fight before big mike put him under for good?

Posted by: Outside of Life at August 01, 2023 09:54 PM (89Sog)

278 273 Was there any official explanation given for Obama's black eye?
Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2023 09:52 PM (SYTee)

He told his husband he wanted to start seeing other people.

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:55 PM (9UlRk)

279
Was there any official explanation given for Obama's black eye?
Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2023 09:52 PM (SYTee)

__________

Polite Republicans don't ask those kinds of questions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 01, 2023 09:55 PM (MoZTd)

280 'Twas the night the ONT came early.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 01, 2023 09:56 PM (Bd6X8)

281 273 Was there any official explanation given for Obama's black eye?
Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2023 09:52 PM (SYTee)

"Ow, you asshole! I said I was looking to get myself a Black Guy!"

Posted by: Warai-okra at August 01, 2023 09:57 PM (9UlRk)

282 New Toyota Land Cruiser reveal today, very boxy, which is nice, twin turbo inline 4 cylinder with hybrid motor assist to deliver 326hp and 435ftlb of torque.

Staring price in low 50's but the eventual scarcity and dealership greed will probably see the average selling price at 75k.

If I didn't have a Jeep I would probably get either this or a 4Runner.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 09:59 PM (up/3i)

283 And Toyota having the 4Runner and the Land Cruiser in their lineup doesn't really make sense as the vehicles fit the same niches.

So I don't really know what Toyota is thinking here.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2023 10:00 PM (up/3i)

284 Skipping girl in the dress seems cute.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
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And, the idiot dude walking down the sidewalk is so engaged with his smartphone that he doesn't even notice her.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2023 10:33 PM (gKzkw)

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