Hot Fun in the Summertime Cafe

I believe you know my son, Chip.

Big dog and I'm pretty sure I'm not being snookered by a fisheye lens this time.

Then again, look at this guy's ears! They're HUGE!

Seal, chilling.

How does an armadillo play ball? Like this.

Taking your goose out in public, if you catch my meaning.

Summer is for sharing watermelon. Or a beetroot. Or a cheese puff. Or peas.

Monkey knows how to scroll though pictures.

Spying on undersea creatures with a... robotic octopus-camera.

Taking shelter during a summer downpour.

Mom and junior. Another mother and child.

Cute sugar-gliders.

Summer is for chicken-fights.

Happy goat.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/osNJAczbhb
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 31, 2023

The dog in the background is the star, though.

Tortoise enjoying the hose.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/qW44ozqY6c
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 31, 2023

Someone's gonna catch a spanking:

Get down here, don't make me come up here...🐻😂😂 pic.twitter.com/NfUD69lp6L
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 30, 2023

Sea puppy having the time of its life.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/ytbNCBlkZo
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 28, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM

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1 g4wg5ttwf5ft

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2023 07:25 PM (lCaJd)

2 Gonzalo Lira is alive.

https://youtu.be/9jUa45UcOvE

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 31, 2023 07:28 PM (DTX3h)

3 Blonde Morticia you took the words right out of my mouth

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 07:29 PM (xhxe8)

4 Philadelphia is hosting FatCon, the first conference to celebrate overweight people

Posted by: Neo at July 31, 2023 07:30 PM (RovqD)

5 Whoops, that was the last part which I caught in progress. Here's the first part:

https://youtu.be/AW274f8s-ws

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 31, 2023 07:30 PM (DTX3h)

6 Sharing a watermelon is cute

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 07:32 PM (xhxe8)

7 Monument Valley is stunningly big. There's a hotel on the reservation, The View Hotel. It is pricey, but very much worth the expense.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 07:33 PM (WYTai)

8 Missed Quick Hits. But LOL at that vegetarian who died of starvation.

Posted by: Montec at July 31, 2023 07:34 PM (K2mLk)

9 A turtle bidet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2023 07:35 PM (Ia/z/)

10 g4wg5ttwf5ft
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2023 07:25 PM (lCaJd)

That's easy for you to say.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2023 07:36 PM (i5lJm)

11 Thanks for the Cafe Ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 07:36 PM (mo9/n)

12 8 Missed Quick Hits. But LOL at that vegetarian who died of starvation.
Posted by: Montec at July 31, 2023 07:34 PM (K2mLk)

I missed most of it myself. From skimming the thread:

-Trump is a doody head who deserves everything the Junta will do to him

-Desantis is a stealth cuck who will stab you in the back for a fiver

-Breast reductions wrong

-breast reductions good

-maps=====> woodchipper

-GOPe bad

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2023 07:37 PM (Ia/z/)

13 Animals! They make the world worth living in!

Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2023 07:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

14 So, you're saying one will get scalped at the View Hotel?

Posted by: Jay Strongbow at July 31, 2023 07:38 PM (tO+U3)

15 Apparently Otter 841 is still roaming free.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2023 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

16 10 g4wg5ttwf5ft
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2023 07:25 PM (lCaJd)

That's easy for you to say.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2023 07:36 PM (i5lJm)

I think she wants to seize that first without resorting to the rote 'first' but without wasting the time of coming up with a Hemingway novel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2023 07:38 PM (Ia/z/)

17 Top pic. Electra Glide in Blue.

Posted by: 13times at July 31, 2023 07:38 PM (Xh0EK)

18 Top photo from Forest Gump

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 07:39 PM (MNhXM)

19 Neo when?

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 07:40 PM (xhxe8)

20 Top pic. Electra Glide in Blue.
Posted by: 13times

Top photo from Forest Gump
Posted by: polynikes

Top view from Monument Valley.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 07:41 PM (mo9/n)

21 " Philadelphia is hosting FatCon, the first conference to celebrate overweight people"

...aren't most cons fat cons?

I've never actually been to one myself...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 31, 2023 07:41 PM (ou9hh)

22 I have bombed down that road on a large American-made motorcycle.

On my way to the Grand Canyon. That was my last adventure.

Posted by: DB - rightwing nutjob at July 31, 2023 07:41 PM (geLO8)

23 Monument Valley is stunningly big. There's a hotel on the reservation, The View Hotel. It is pricey, but very much worth the expense.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 07:33 PM (WYTa

I have reservations about making reservations at the reservation.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 07:42 PM (MNhXM)

24 Working down in Philadelphia these last few weeks they won5have trouble with tickets offer free pizza, cheesesteaks and it will sell out

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 07:42 PM (xhxe8)

25 "Sharing Watermelon"

That madman! He's teaching the monkey how to use a knife!

Although the monkey's thoughtful and astonished hand gestures as he witnesses the miracles of tool use are kind of cute.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 31, 2023 07:42 PM (ou9hh)

26 I've never actually been to one myself...
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 31, 2023 07:41 PM (ou9hh)

I went to two Star Trek cons. The second was pretty much identical to the first. I was maybe 12, 13? It seemed to be mostly about fans meeting one another and I am not a huge fan of most people, so...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2023 07:43 PM (Ia/z/)

27 Forrest Gump Point is located on Highway 163 Scenic Drive (also known as Forrest Gump Road or Forrest Gump Highway), in Mexican Hat County, just outside of Monument Valley.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 07:44 PM (MNhXM)

28 "Sharing Watermelon"

That madman! He's teaching the monkey how to use a knife!
---

Will no one heed my warnings of the demonic evils of monkeys?

Posted by: DaisyB at July 31, 2023 07:44 PM (AbL8c)

29 That's not just Happy Goat, thats a Victory Dance

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 07:45 PM (xhxe8)

30 4 Philadelphia is hosting FatCon, the first conference to celebrate overweight people

Is Pierce Brosnan the keynote speaker?

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 31, 2023 07:46 PM (JXens)

31 21 " Philadelphia is hosting FatCon, the first conference to celebrate overweight people"

...aren't most cons fat cons?

I've never actually been to one myself...
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 31, 2023 07:41 PM

I may have to go to this one with the path I am on. I hate 1/2 a filet last night and about 800 lbs of artichokes, and then tonight I started with a relatively healthy meal of veggies over zoodles / whole wheat noodles blend. Until I lost my mind with the parm. It’s so good and cheesy now. Sorry, Food Dieties!

Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2023 07:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

32 Happy-ish Monday prevning, all y’all …

Posted by: Adriane the Black Thumb Gardening Critic. . . at July 31, 2023 07:47 PM (jonTH)

33 Anyhow. Spoiler.

https://tinyurl.com/mr344akk

Posted by: 13times at July 31, 2023 07:47 PM (Xh0EK)

34 I've been past Monument Valley on the way to Lake Powell but never through it.

Posted by: huerfano at July 31, 2023 07:47 PM (7zEAH)

35 It got up to 120 heat index down in Dixie yesterday. Not the dry heat either.
Only 108 today so silver linings...

Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 31, 2023 07:47 PM (GxvRE)

36 The chicken fights link goes to a small dog jumping onto the back of a larger dog in a swimming pool.

Although I'll admit that I'm old enough that "chicken fights" is probably a reference to the game where guys get cute girls to get on their shoulders in the pool and not fights between actual chickens, which, as an older person with an interest in homesteading and light farming, might've just been my own error for no longer being cool.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 31, 2023 07:48 PM (EEjVl)

37 Octopuses especially like poodles always give me the sense they are watching back.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2023 07:48 PM (JvZF+)

38 I think she wants to seize that first without resorting to the rote 'first'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2023 07:38 PM

To be fair, have you considered that she might be pouncing on that first, rather than seizing?

#WordsMatter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2023 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

39 g4wg5ttwf5ft
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2023 07:48 PM (T4tVD)

40 Polynikes @ 23- Not only do I have reservations, but my LT approved my time off 19, 20, 21 October. It can only mean..........Corsicana!

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 07:49 PM (vlMl3)

41 >>>Tortoise enjoying the hose..

It can't be easy to scratch your butt if you are a tortoise.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2023 07:49 PM (klJTj)

42 Will no one heed my warnings of the demonic evils of monkeys?
Posted by: DaisyB at July 31, 2023 07:44 PM

The evils of Big Penguin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Big Monkey

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2023 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

43 Maybe the cat got first, not Morticia

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 07:50 PM (mE7cY)

44 Working down in Philadelphia these last few weeks they won5have trouble with tickets offer free pizza, cheesesteaks and it will sell out
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 07:42 PM (xhxe

===
*wipes drool with back of hand, looks up*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2023 07:50 PM (JvZF+)

45 When ear gauges go wrong.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2023 07:51 PM (+1K7z)

46 35 It got up to 120 heat index down in Dixie yesterday. Not the dry heat either.
Only 108 today so silver linings...
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 31, 2023 07:47 PM

Will feel like 103 in my section tomorrow. Was similar today, enjoyed the pool, though it’s pretty warm now, too. It’s summer in the south, hot, sticky, singing frogs, and thunderstorms that look animated.

Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2023 07:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

47 I will never not see Wyle E Coyote when I see pictures like that.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2023 07:52 PM (nf6V8)

48 It was a chilly 80 in PA

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2023 07:52 PM (+1K7z)

49
I think she wants to seize that first without resorting to the rote 'first' but without wasting the time of coming up with a Hemingway novel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

============

"FIRST!" as the second post.

Saddest words ever typed, next to "I read the content."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2023 07:53 PM (lCaJd)

50 The ear guy must use a mop in lieu of a q-tip.

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2023 07:53 PM (T4tVD)

51 my LT approved my time off 19, 20, 21 October. It can only mean..........Corsicana!
Posted by: Eromero

Excellent!
We'll be there too... a little further to travel to get there than your drive!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 07:54 PM (mo9/n)

52 >>>Big dog and I'm pretty sure I'm not being snookered by a fisheye lens this time.

That woman's ankles are as big as her neck. Something is amiss, Lamont.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2023 07:54 PM (klJTj)

53 When ear gauges go wrong.

--

There is never a moment that those things go right. I can't imagine intentionally making sure you've permanently got a hideously deformed loop of skin hanging off the side of your head to make people stare and need to vomit when they catch a glimpse of it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 31, 2023 07:54 PM (CM8Oa)

54 Octopi are always a good choice.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 07:54 PM (ZLI7S)

55 Happy goat is kind of asshoe.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2023 07:55 PM (eOEVl)

56 When ear gauges go wrong.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

That's pretty funny.

Love the curves on the brickwork behind him.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 07:55 PM (mo9/n)

57 Adam "Pencil-neck" Scheiße's campaign for Senate just emailed, with a new low amount for a requested donation:

"Will you make your first $1 donation before tonight’s end-of-month deadline? Your donation will have a huge impact on our work."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2023 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

58 So chilly have 2 windows open

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 07:56 PM (xhxe8)

59 There aren't any BLM monuments in Monument Valley.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2023 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

60 It can't be easy to scratch your butt if you are a tortoise.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2023 07:49 PM (klJTj)

Actually wouldn't be very hard at all. Their arms and legs are able to cover most of their body. Scratching their butt would be pretty easy for a turtle.

Posted by: JmT at July 31, 2023 07:57 PM (1GOjX)

61 Irish wolfhounds like Great Danes don’t live very long. That’s why I would never have one. I’m not a fan of heartbreak so soon.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 07:57 PM (MNhXM)

62 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)

63 Just looked at big ears again.
He actually reminds me of a mouse. I wonder if it was intentional.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 07:57 PM (mo9/n)

64 No noodin' bastages.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)

65 That guy's daddy was a Ferengi.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2023 07:58 PM (63Dwl)

66 Actually wouldn't be very hard at all. Their arms and legs are able to cover most of their body. Scratching their butt would be pretty easy for a turtle.
Posted by: JmT at July 31, 2023 07:57 PM (1GOjX

I bet you're fun at parties!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 07:58 PM (mE7cY)

67 Octopi are always a good choice.
----
There are videos of octopus punching random clueless fish as they pass by. I could watch them for hours.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 31, 2023 07:58 PM (AbL8c)

68 That kid’s ears look like the ears on Mannix’ poker chimp.

Speaking of whom, where was he today? Missed his hotties.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2023 07:58 PM (xTRSc)

69 Love baby elephant and mom and baby koala and mom.
So sweet.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2023 07:58 PM (NpAcC)

70 Adam "Pencil-neck" Scheiße's campaign for Senate just emailed, with a new low amount for a requested donation:

"Will you make your first $1 donation before tonight’s end-of-month deadline? Your donation will have a huge impact on our work."

To be followed by an endless barrage of blegs for more. All they want is your name and info.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2023 07:59 PM (eOEVl)

71 64 No noodin' bastages.
Posted by: Sponge

Says the guy who's always FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 07:59 PM (mo9/n)

72 Corsicana...I don't think I can make it this year. Too many unknowns to plan for it. I think I'll request the time off, anyway, so I can make a spontaneous decision to attend if things work out.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 31, 2023 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

73 That tortoise is getting one heck of a colonic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)

74
Speaking of whom, where was he today? Missed his hotties.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Oh, horrors! Did Joe Mannix have to work?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 08:00 PM (mo9/n)

75 I bet you're fun at parties!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 07:58 PM (mE7cY)

Life of.

Posted by: JmT at July 31, 2023 08:00 PM (1GOjX)

76 Corsicana...I don't think I can make it this year. Too many unknowns to plan for it. I think I'll request the time off, anyway, so I can make a spontaneous decision to attend if things work out.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

I'll cross my fingers for your attendance... hope that works!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 08:01 PM (mo9/n)

77 Sea life is so adorable, right up to the point it kills you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)

78 74
Speaking of whom, where was he today? Missed his hotties.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Oh, horrors! Did Joe Mannix have to work?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 08:00 PM (mo9/n

Cops usually have to work to get paid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 08:02 PM (mE7cY)

79 I bet you're fun at parties!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 07:58 PM

I think so, but people usually tell me to shut up, for some reason.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 31, 2023 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)

80
Says the guy who's always FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 07:59 PM (mo9/n)

I always nood, tho......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Sponge is first in war, first in peace, first in the heart of his Hordians.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2023 08:02 PM (xTRSc)

82 Actually wouldn't be very hard at all. Their arms and legs are able to cover most of their body. Scratching their butt would be pretty easy for a turtle.
Posted by: JmT at July 31, 2023 07:57 PM (1GOjX)

This is one of the best examples of "ackshually..." that I have ever seen. Thanks for that! LOL

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 31, 2023 08:03 PM (OX9vb)

83 Corsicana...I don't think I can make it this year. Too many unknowns to plan for it. I think I'll request the time off, anyway, so I can make a spontaneous decision to attend if things work out.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 31, 2023 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

A TRAVESTY!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)

84 So chilly have 2 windows open
Posted by: Skip

Beautiful evening out thar.

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2023 08:03 PM (T4tVD)

85 79 I bet you're fun at parties!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 07:58 PM

I think so, but people usually tell me to shut up, for some reason.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 31, 2023 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)

Oh shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 08:03 PM (mE7cY)

86 >>>Spying on undersea creatures with a... robotic octopus-camera.

I think I've seen this one.
Simms told me there's a hideout here so I headed for it. Hope you don't mind.

Mind?

You brought a posse to my best hideout and you ask me if I mind?

Mister, I don't know any of those names.

You're about to die.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2023 08:05 PM (klJTj)

87 Gilda on TCM. Rita Hayworth, hubba hubba…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2023 08:06 PM (xTRSc)

88 64 No noodin' bastages.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)

*Ahem.

Post #240. Not only did I notify, but you made fun of my choice of words.

*flounce

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 31, 2023 08:08 PM (OX9vb)

89 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 31, 2023 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

Hope you can make it. Really enjoyed meeting you last year.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2023 08:08 PM (nC+QA)

90
*Ahem.

Post #240. Not only did I notify, but you made fun of my choice of words.

*flounce
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 31, 2023 08:08 PM (OX9vb)

To be fair, that was weak meat for a nood.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)

91 I should call it, don't have to be up before Pixy shows but good chance I will.
Hope you all have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 08:11 PM (xhxe8)

92 >>Sea life is so adorable, right up to the point it kills you.

Not as dangerous as going for a stroll after dark in Chicago.

Of course the animals aren't as adorable.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 08:11 PM (ZLI7S)

93 No noodin' bastages.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)

*Ahem.

Post #240. Not only did I notify, but you made fun of my choice of words.

*flounce
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Don't confuse the Sponge with facts!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 08:11 PM (mo9/n)

94 >>>Happy goat..

Bully goat. But I guess a bully goat is a happy goat.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2023 08:11 PM (klJTj)

95
Don't confuse the Sponge with facts!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 08:11 PM (mo9/n)

I choose TRUTH over FACTS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:11 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Same, Polliwog. It was the highlight of my year to meet so many great people!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 31, 2023 08:11 PM (OX9vb)

97 Happy goat is kind of asshoe.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2023 07:55 PM (eOEVl)

It's a goat. That's the way they are.

No, I totally don't have a visceral loathing of goats based on being repeatedly assaulted by one as a kid.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2023 08:12 PM (nC+QA)

98 I choose TRUTH over FACTS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Joe Biden ?

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2023 08:13 PM (V13WU)

99 Is that a happy goat or a spastic ass tard goat?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)

100 I choose TRUTH over FACTS.
Posted by: Sponge

That sounds a bit to close to a lib talking...
I choose -my-TRUTH over -your-FACTS... and I *know* you're not a libtard.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 08:13 PM (mo9/n)

101

Joe Biden ?
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2023 08:13 PM (V13WU)

I was captivated by his brilliance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)

102 Bully goat. But I guess a bully goat is a happy goat.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 31, 2023 08:11 PM (klJTj)

I see you are familiar with the creatures.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2023 08:14 PM (nC+QA)

103 My grandparents had a couple goats. They were assholes, like typical goats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2023 08:14 PM (KBA0C)

104
No, I totally don't have a visceral loathing of goats based on being repeatedly assaulted by one as a kid.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Were you ever asked to point to where the goat hurt you?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 08:15 PM (mo9/n)

105 97 Happy goat is kind of asshoe.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2023 07:55 PM (eOEVl)

It's a goat. That's the way they are.

No, I totally don't have a visceral loathing of goats based on being repeatedly assaulted by one as a kid.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2023 08:12 PM
I seen what you did.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 08:15 PM (vlMl3)

106 'Nite Skip ! See ya in the AM.

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2023 08:15 PM (T4tVD)

107
That sounds a bit to close to a lib talking...
I choose -my-TRUTH over -your-FACTS... and I *know* you're not a libtard.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 08:13 PM (mo9/n)

We choose these truths.....you know, THE THING!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)

108 92F here and a horrendous 29% humidity. Feels like.. 80 with the fans on in the shop.
Swamp cooler has the house at 71 so all is good.
This time of year is why I force myself to live through Winter every year.
August is here tomorrow.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 08:15 PM (B705c)

109 >>My grandparents had a couple goats. They were assholes, like typical goats.

We had a couple on the farm. Complete assholes.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)

110 I should call it, don't have to be up before Pixy shows but good chance I will.
Hope you all have a great evening
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 08:11 PM (xhxe

I do have to leave here at 5AM to pick up my nephew at the airport tomorrow.

Maybe it's time for a whiskey and wind down to bed time....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:16 PM (Zz0t1)

111 There is a steel fabricator in Waunakee, WI that has a goat pen out front. Really huge, and they fabricated some houses and walkways for the goats. They put the nannies in there in the spring, and then suddenly there's baby goats everywhere.

The first time I heard my son curse was after feeding the goats. He told me, "Goats have no manners. These ones are assholes."

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 08:17 PM (okGHj)

112 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 08:15 PM (mo9/n)

Lol. It's "hurts all over" when you're 8 and they butt you and knock you down. Or when you're 12 and *trying to help* one of the does so the lead nanny knocks you against the manger.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2023 08:18 PM (nC+QA)

113
The first time I heard my son curse was after feeding the goats. He told me, "Goats have no manners. These ones are assholes."
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 08:17 PM (okGHj)

All goats are China. China is asshoe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)

114 99 Is that a happy goat or a spastic ass tard goat?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)

There's a difference?

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 08:19 PM (okGHj)

115 The first time I heard my son curse was after feeding the goats. He told me, "Goats have no manners. These ones are assholes."
Posted by: tcn in AK,

Correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2023 08:19 PM (KBA0C)

116 I've driven that road a dozen times in the past 9 months.

Sometimes late at night when you couldn't see the view, but you knew it was there.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2023 08:19 PM (QBaJw)

117
There's a difference?
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 08:19 PM (okGHj)

I do not know. Thus, the question.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)

118 >>My grandparents had a couple goats. They were assholes, like typical goats.

We had a couple on the farm. Complete assholes.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)

What any animals should be. Alas we lost that quality.

Posted by: JmT at July 31, 2023 08:20 PM (1GOjX)

119 My Dad's business partner kept a couple of goats. His daughter, who was about four years old at the time, pointed out that Daisy had a baby, and "His name is Yosemite Sam, and we are taking him to the vet to be casserated." I suspect Sam became dinner at some point.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 08:20 PM (okGHj)

120 Bear baiting > chicken fighting

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 08:20 PM (s12c9)

121
What any animals should be. Alas we lost that quality.
Posted by: JmT at July 31, 2023 08:20 PM (1GOjX)

There's always garrett.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)

122 My aunt had an adopted 10 year old boy who came with his own goat.
The Sumbeam bread truck stopped at her little country store and the goat jumped in the truck while my aunt paid the guy for her bread. Guy went out to his truck and came back in the store looking like he'd glimpsed satan at work. Aunt said what is if? He just pointed to the truc, speechless. That goat trashed every loaf, donut, and honeybun.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 08:21 PM (vlMl3)

123 Hose Turtle's owners have a real flair for landscape design.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 08:22 PM (s12c9)

124 That goat trashed every loaf, donut, and honeybun.
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 08:21 PM (vlMl3)

I don't know about the loaves, but haven't we all dreamed of trashing a bunch of donuts and honeybun?

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 08:23 PM (okGHj)

125 So, you're saying one will get scalped at the View Hotel?
Posted by: Jay Strongbow at July 31, 2023 07:38 PM (tO+U3)

If you want a guided tour of the area, the Navajo will not let you do it unless you use an "official" guide. There used to be plenty of natives, who would get in your car with you, charge you like $20 bucks, and you got the tour.

Now the official tour is substantially more expensive.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2023 08:24 PM (QBaJw)

126 I do have to leave here at 5AM to pick up my nephew at the airport tomorrow.

Maybe it's time for a whiskey and wind down to bed time....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Safe travels Sponge !

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2023 08:24 PM (T4tVD)

127 Alright......Imma go torture myself with Game Show Network and drown my sorrow in a whiskey.

L8rs, Horde.

Be excellent to each other.

But not Paul.....I have it on good authority he's a dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)

128 Shit. I have to go to Vegas for 5 days in three weeks. Mrs. Reforger has a class. I have to drive.

I have no class and no decent clothes.

Dis gon git spensive..

I hate spending money on clothes, especially shit I will only wear once or twice.

I'd rather spend it on hookers and coke.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 08:24 PM (B705c)

129 Dash, there is no such thing as too late to let us know you can make it.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2023 08:26 PM (J8Cc9)

130 Ben Had!

*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)

131 We're having a very comfortable Summer here in the PNW. Mostly, mid to high 80s with nary humidity. Had a couple upper 90 days and maybe a couple more next week.

We're putting in A/C in next week but we really don't need it this year. Could have used it a couple of years ago when we hit a stretch of hot weather, 112 to 117 temps (not feels like temps, actual temps) for a week or so.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 31, 2023 08:26 PM (JqMqI)

132 128 Shit. I have to go to Vegas for 5 days in three weeks. Mrs. Reforger has a class. I have to drive.

I have no class and no decent clothes.

Dis gon git spensive..

I hate spending money on clothes, especially shit I will only wear once or twice.

I'd rather spend it on hookers and coke.
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 08:24 PM
Two words for you. Goodwill.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 08:27 PM (vlMl3)

133 Thanks, Ben Had. You'll be the first to know if I can make it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 31, 2023 08:27 PM (OX9vb)

134 That goat trashed every loaf, donut, and honeybun.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 08:21 PM (vlMl3)

He messed that place up like a Billy Goat in a doughnut shop.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 08:28 PM (B705c)

135 I have no class and no decent clothes.

-----------

The HQ is where you belong then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 08:29 PM (s12c9)

136 Two words for you. Goodwill.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 08:27 PM (vlMl3)

I don't need books. I need a decent pair of pants.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 08:29 PM (B705c)

137 Sponge, hugs darlin.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2023 08:30 PM (J8Cc9)

138 Looks like an Irish Wolfhound, and they are actually the biggest breed. At least the tallest. Don't know if they out weigh St Bernards.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 31, 2023 08:31 PM (brAQZ)

139 I'm in Charleston today. Well, Folly Beach. Scored a t-shirt for $10, the cheapest on the island. It's a second, but what the heck, so am I.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:32 PM (hTSHN)

140 >>I hate spending money on clothes, especially shit I will only wear once or twice.

Get a leisure suit and a couple nice silk shirts. Those things never go out of style and are good for all types of occasions.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

141 That's how I got this high tension hash.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:33 PM (hTSHN)

142 If a girl is wearing a miniskirt, and, while walking behind her, the goose puts his beak under it, is she being goosed by the goose?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 31, 2023 08:33 PM (brAQZ)

143 Reforger,
Linen and silk. Very cool fabrics. Mix and match. Can be dressed up with nice shoes and a belt or dressed down untucked with nice leather sandals and a hat. Not a ball cap.

No cargo shorts with black socks and sneakers and a beer tshirt.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 08:33 PM (BVYOm)

144 136 Two words for you. Goodwill.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 08:27 PM (vlMl3)

I don't need books. I need a decent pair of pants.
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 08:29 PM
I go to Goodwill for baggy pants and shirts. Good concealment gangsterwear. When the fat guy dies, the widow's first trip is Goodwill.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 08:34 PM (vlMl3)

145 I don't need books. I need a decent pair of pants.
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 08:29 PM (B705c)
----
Certainly, if you wish to read the Sunday Morning Book Thread.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2023 08:35 PM (BpYfr)

146 I had class once.

Once.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 08:36 PM (mE7cY)

147 We went over to see Ft Moultrie today. You can see Ft Sumter across the bay. The only way to get to Sumter is by boat and Mrs fd doesn't want to do that.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:37 PM (hTSHN)

148 Eeyore, I had 4 wolfhounds at one time. They were pretty fit and weighed in at 185 lbs.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2023 08:38 PM (J8Cc9)

149 If a girl is wearing a miniskirt, and, while walking behind her, the goose puts his beak under it, is she being goosed by the goose?
Posted by: Eeyore at July 31, 2023 08:33 PM (brAQZ)

If one of Nurse's woodpeckers....

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2023 08:38 PM (e4fEA)

150 I bought a small AC unit after those 115-117 days. I loaded up the dog and cat on the 117 day and we went to the coast. At least I have AC here.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2023 08:38 PM (ouTlx)

151 Get a leisure suit and a couple nice silk shirts. Those things never go out of style and are good for all types of occasions.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

I don't clean up that good. Silk? Leisure suit?
I can't put the wife into shock and snorting laughter like that. I love her too much.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 08:39 PM (B705c)

152 Summer is for sharing watermelon.

My God, man! NEVER show a monkey how to use a knife! Unless you want your grandchildren to reside Beneath the Planet of the Apes!

Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2023 08:39 PM (AMIL/)

153 "They were pretty fit and weighed in at 185 lbs.
Posted by: Ben Had "

THAT is a lot of dog. And dog food.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:40 PM (hTSHN)

154 That is a cover of a Foreigner album.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 31, 2023 08:40 PM (lzd36)

155
All day I've faced the barren waste
Without the taste of water

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 31, 2023 08:42 PM (t1fZA)

156 I had class once.

Once.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 08:36 PM (mE7cY)

I know right!!?? Pick your nose just one time...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2023 08:42 PM (e4fEA)

157 Chimpanzee. Great ape, not monkey.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 31, 2023 08:42 PM (lzd36)

158 No cargo shorts with black socks and sneakers and a beer tshirt.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 08:33 PM (BVYOm)

Are you spying on me?

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 08:43 PM (B705c)

159 "That is a cover of a Foreigner album.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024&

4 wolfhounds or a monkey with a knife?

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:43 PM (hTSHN)

160 I have reservations about making reservations at the reservation.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 07:42 PM (MNhXM)

I wired the head.

Posted by: Electrician at July 31, 2023 08:43 PM (v7jL+)

161 147 We went over to see Ft Moultrie today. You can see Ft Sumter across the bay. The only way to get to Sumter is by boat and Mrs. fd doesn't want to do that.
Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:37 PM
My great grandpappy and his daddy were from Orangeburg County and fought the yankees up and down the coastal islands. The great-great grandpappy was captured and shipped to a camp in Elmira NY, where he died.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 08:43 PM (vlMl3)

162 Class is overrated.

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 08:43 PM (s12c9)

163 Yeah, shut up Wesley.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2023 08:44 PM (nf6V8)

164 156 I had class once.

Once.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 08:36 PM (mE7cY)

I know right!!?? Pick your nose just one time...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2023 08:42 PM (e4fEA)

Fart in one elevator after a bad burrito at lunch...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 08:45 PM (mE7cY)

165 Get a leisure suit and a couple nice silk shirts. Those things never go out of style and are good for all types of occasions.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

All the talk yesterday about Ramaswammy had me digging put my old Nehru jacket.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2023 08:45 PM (e4fEA)

166 Can't you borrow a pair of pants from your neighbor?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at July 31, 2023 08:46 PM (pYquz)

167 165 Get a leisure suit and a couple nice silk shirts. Those things never go out of style and are good for all types of occasions.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

------------

A velour track suit is timeless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 08:46 PM (s12c9)

168 "The great-great grandpappy was captured and shipped to a camp in Elmira NY, where he died.
Posted by: Eromero"

A lot of good men were lost in that war, mostly from things other than dying in action. They all did their part though, as they thought best.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:47 PM (hTSHN)

169 All the talk yesterday about Ramaswammy had me digging put my old Nehru jacket.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2023 08:45 P
Ramaswami will be a hybrid of Tim Scott and Nikki Haley. A rino.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 08:47 PM (vlMl3)

170 "They were pretty fit and weighed in at 185 lbs.
Posted by: Ben Had "

THAT is a lot of dog. And dog food.
Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:40 PM (hTSHN)

And don't even think about walking in the yard.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2023 08:47 PM (e4fEA)

171 161 Conditions for POWs in Andersonville were horrid, but the Union wasn't winning any awards for humanitarian treatment of POWs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 08:48 PM (0EOe9)

172 I had class once.

Once.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 08:36 PM (mE7cY)

I know right!!?? Pick your nose just one time...
Posted by: Diogenes

But ya didn't eat it, right ?

RIGHT ?

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2023 08:49 PM (T4tVD)

173 All the talk yesterday about Ramaswammy had me digging put my old Nehru jacket.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2023 08:45 P
Ramaswami will be a hybrid of Tim Scott and Nikki Haley. A rino.
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 08:47 PM (vlMl3

Who cares.
The jacket! And the gold chain with medallion.
Groovey!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2023 08:49 PM (e4fEA)

174 fd, that was the comment I heard the most.. How much do they eat?!!

Surprisingly, they were on free choice feed and didn't really eat that much.

I wish had four more right now.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2023 08:49 PM (J8Cc9)

175 "And don't even think about walking in the yard.
Posted by: Diogenes"

Well, Ben Had already has horses.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:49 PM (hTSHN)

176 A velour track suit is timeless.

===

Leather. You can never go wrong with leather. Always in style.

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2023 08:49 PM (V13WU)

177 166 Can't you borrow a pair of pants from your neighbor?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at July 31, 2023 08:46 PM (pYquz)

His other pair? Ima check on that.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 08:50 PM (B705c)

178 " Philadelphia is hosting FatCon, the first conference to celebrate overweight people"

——

Yes!!
- heart surgeons of America

Posted by: Montec at July 31, 2023 08:50 PM (YpEmR)

179 We thought about it for a long time 'Endeavor to persevere'. And when we thought about it for long enough, we declared war on the Union.
-Lone Watie.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 08:51 PM (vlMl3)

180 THAT is a lot of dog. And dog food.
Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:40 PM (hTSHN)

And dog turds the size of mortar shells.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2023 08:51 PM (v7jL+)

181 If you need pants, just stand outside the ONT. People leave them right by the door.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 08:51 PM (mE7cY)

182 Sea puppy meh... Sweater puppies yay!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 31, 2023 08:51 PM (kLnfX)

183 176 Any track suit is always fashionable, sitting in front of the Businessman's Social Club, bitching about the check from the no show job being late. Please pass the pastrami.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 08:52 PM (0EOe9)

184 "I wish had four more right now.
Posted by: Ben Had "

Do they train well? I could see it being a challenge to walk 4 at a time on leashes.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:52 PM (hTSHN)

185 >>All the talk yesterday about Ramaswammy had me digging put my old Nehru jacket.

>>A velour track suit is timeless.

Now we are getting somewhere.

And don't forget to buy a couple dickies. A dickie is a completely underrated fashion accessory. Chicks dig 'em.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

186 A velour track suit is timeless.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 08:46 PM (s12c9)

*snort

And a perfect choice for Las Vegas summer!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 31, 2023 08:52 PM (OX9vb)

187 178 " Philadelphia is hosting FatCon, the first conference to celebrate overweight people"

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PannusPalooza doesn't appreciate the competition.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 08:53 PM (s12c9)

188 46 35 It got up to 120 heat index down in Dixie yesterday. Not the dry heat either.
Only 108 today so silver linings...
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 31, 2023 07:47 PM

Will feel like 103 in my section tomorrow. Was similar today, enjoyed the pool, though it’s pretty warm now, too. It’s summer in the south, hot, sticky, singing frogs, and thunderstorms that look animated.
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2023 07:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

Going to get down to 57F tonight, after only high 70's today...sorry.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 31, 2023 08:54 PM (Rbu5d)

189 Hang on. I gotta piss.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 08:54 PM (mE7cY)

190 Philadelphia is hosting FatCon, the first conference to celebrate overweight people"

-----------

PannusPalooza doesn't appreciate the competition.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 08:53 PM (s12c9)

You people should not speak so lightly of a matter of such gravity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2023 08:54 PM (v7jL+)

191 And don't forget to buy a couple dickies. A dickie is a completely underrated fashion accessory. Chicks dig 'em.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

This guy gets it!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2023 08:54 PM (e4fEA)

192 "PannusPalooza doesn't appreciate the competition.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) "

It splits the f**kstick vendors.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:54 PM (hTSHN)

193 His other pair? Ima check on that.
Posted by: Reforger at

You know the guy who always needs to borrow your damn saw or ladder?

Yeah cough up the trousers for 5 days.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at July 31, 2023 08:55 PM (pYquz)

194 191 And don't forget to buy a couple dickies. A dickie is a completely underrated fashion accessory. Chicks dig 'em.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

This guy gets it!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2023 08:54 PM
One time this girl knitted a sweater for my.....nevermind. I wonder where that thing went.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 08:57 PM (vlMl3)

195 fd, a collar and leash was punishment, they hated it. They had 60 acres as their yard so they didn't require any more exercise. True of all sight hounds they are a burst of energy and then sleep the rest of the day.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2023 08:58 PM (J8Cc9)

196 And don't forget to buy a couple dickies. A dickie is a completely underrated fashion accessory. Chicks dig 'em.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

A dickie-die-do is something else altogether.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2023 08:58 PM (v7jL+)

197 It splits the f**kstick vendors.
Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:54 PM (hTSHN)

-------------

Hold My Gunt dominates that market.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 08:59 PM (s12c9)

198 Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 08:43 PM (hTSHN)

No End in Sight

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 31, 2023 09:00 PM (lzd36)

199 195 fd, a collar and leash was punishment, they hated it. They had 60 acres as their yard so they didn't require any more exercise. True of all sight hounds they are a burst of energy and then sleep the rest of the day.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2023 08:58 PM
If you still had those beasts you'd never see a hog.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 09:00 PM (vlMl3)

200 Leather. You can never go wrong with leather. Always in style.

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2023 08:49 PM (V13WU)

So... Cargo shorts, a Clutch concert T-shirt, Combat boots with black socks, boonie cap, weld apron and gloves...
Got it.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 09:00 PM (B705c)

201 Three dead mice
Three dead mice
See how they rot
See how they rot

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 31, 2023 09:01 PM (f0XAF)

202 "No End in Sight
Posted by: Ted Torgerson"

Oh. The goose.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 09:02 PM (hTSHN)

203 "No End in Sight
Posted by: Ted Torgerson"

Oh. The goose.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 09:02 PM (hTSHN)

204 Eromero, it was fun watching them pack hunt and take out a coyote. We didn't have hogs around when I had them.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2023 09:04 PM (J8Cc9)

205 I prefer a higher percentage of polyester in my velour track suit. My dickies too.

Posted by: Bo Brummell at July 31, 2023 09:04 PM (tO+U3)

206 Leather. You can never go wrong with leather. Always in style.

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2023 08:49 PM (V13WU)

So... Cargo shorts, a Clutch concert T-shirt, Combat boots with black socks, boonie cap, weld apron and gloves...
Got it.
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 09:00 PM (B705c)
***

Oh. I thought it was like for someone who's been naughty...very...very naughty.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2023 09:04 PM (e4fEA)

207 The 60s high school crowd I came from was either hippie, rock and roll wannabe with the bell bottoms, or walking the halls in tailor made trousers, Italian knit shirt, and spit shined Stetson shoes. I fell into the "my mom still gets my clothes at Penney's" crew.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:04 PM (0EOe9)

208 Get a leisure suit and a couple nice silk shirts. Those things never go out of style and are good for all types of occasions.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Ehhh, you need the ole Members Only jacket

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 31, 2023 09:06 PM (NtVYv)

209 I'm not sure I'm a member anymore. I haven't paid dues for years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 09:06 PM (mE7cY)

210 "They had 60 acres as their yard so they didn't require any more exercise"

Wolfhound paradise.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 09:07 PM (hTSHN)

211 Elon Musk is battling with the Center for Countering Digital Hate Thru Extortion

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2023 09:08 PM (RovqD)

212 A double post. Huh. Theoretically impossible. Haven't seen one of those for a while.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 09:09 PM (hTSHN)

213 >>Ehhh, you need the ole Members Only jacket

I just assumed that was a given but yes, of course.

And if you're going to Vegas you need to learn this one term that can be used for all occasions. Just change your inflection.

Hey, how you doin'?

With a little practice you will be totally fluent in Vegas.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 09:09 PM (ZLI7S)

214 207 The 60s high school crowd I came from was either hippie, rock and roll wannabe with the bell bottoms, or walking the halls in tailor made trousers, Italian knit shirt, and spit shined Stetson shoes. I fell into the "my mom still gets my clothes at Penney's" crew.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:04 PM
We kin. Mama Eromero bought be some pressed slacks pleated in the front and a madras shirt. My buddys said 'boy you cotton patch ain't foolin nobody.' It won't me. Class of 67.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 09:09 PM (vlMl3)

215 Hey isn't that the road that Forrest Gump stopped running on, I think its called Quitters Road.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 09:10 PM (8GBH4)

216 I remember when my oldest started seventh grade. He had to wear a uniform, khakis, a white collared shirt and a blue sweatshirt with the school logo. Money was pretty tight, so I bought him court classics from Costco. They were eight bucks.

He wore his Nikes that were two sizes too small and hurt his feet instead. I felt so horrible.

He still teases me about the court classics.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 09:10 PM (U2p+3)

217 Heh. Members Only. I was getting catalogs from some outfit, mostly surplus stuff. Got a real good Swedish arctic field jacket from them. They had some Warsaw Pact flight jackets, looked good in the pics. Got one, nice fit but it was nearly identical to a Members Only windbreaker without the patch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:11 PM (0EOe9)

218 Jeans and a t-shirt. My daily attire when I was in HS.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 31, 2023 09:12 PM (Xrfse)

219 The James Dean look, 70's style.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 31, 2023 09:13 PM (Xrfse)

220 Huh. Pee Wee Herman bit the big one.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2023 09:13 PM (hTSHN)

221 He wore his Nikes that were two sizes too small and hurt his feet instead. I felt so horrible.

He still teases me about the court classics.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 09:10 PM (U2p+3)

Now, if you wear Nikes, you are filthy Commie that supports BLM.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2023 09:13 PM (v7jL+)

222 He still teases me about the court classics.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 09:10 PM (U2p+3)

We had Trax from KMart instead of Keds.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 31, 2023 09:13 PM (NtVYv)

223 214 Madras shirts after the first couple washings are the coolest, most comfortable shirts on the planet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:14 PM (0EOe9)

224 "Members Only" would be a good brand name for athletic supporters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2023 09:14 PM (v7jL+)

225 217 Heh. Members Only. I was getting catalogs from some outfit, mostly surplus stuff. Got a real good Swedish arctic field jacket from them. They had some Warsaw Pact flight jackets, looked good in the pics. Got one, nice fit but it was nearly identical to a Members Only windbreaker without the patch.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:11 PM
I ordered the UK Border Police duty jacket. XL. sleeves came midway between my wrist and elbow. Them UK Border Police must be leprechauns, chubby leprechauns.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 09:15 PM (vlMl3)

226 The only way to get to Sumter is by boat and Mrs. fd doesn't want to do that.

It's perfectly safe now. They found the Hunley.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 31, 2023 09:15 PM (4PZHB)

227 Yeah, I couldn't really get the good jeans either, my mom bought us the toughskins or roughskins, something like that, I think they were made out of asbestos. Those things never broke in.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 09:15 PM (8GBH4)

228 He still teases me about the court classics.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 09:10 PM (U2p+3)

Junior high is such a hard phase in growing up. Seems he survived it well. Just about everybody was poor where I grew up, so lots of KMart shoes. But the people who had money weren't snobby about it, not that I remember, anyway.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 31, 2023 09:17 PM (OX9vb)

229 Our cheap shoes you could pull the stripes off with little effort.

And right about halfway through school you'd get a flapper. Rubber sole comes unglued.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 09:18 PM (mE7cY)

230 When we got to Parris Island, we were issued boots, shoes, and sneakers. Later, after boot camp, the high top sneakers were one of the first things you would ditch. Chuck Taylor All Stars. Look 'em up on EBay.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:18 PM (0EOe9)

231 Heh. Members Only. I was getting catalogs from some outfit, mostly surplus stuff. Got a real good Swedish arctic field jacket from them. They had some Warsaw Pact flight jackets, looked good in the pics. Got one, nice fit but it was nearly identical to a Members Only windbreaker without the patch.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:11 PM (0EOe9)
***

Ahhh...tricky 'Mericlans! Yu buy jackets yes? You buy now. We got patch...good patch. What patch yu rike?

Posted by: Mi Sew Pak at July 31, 2023 09:18 PM (e4fEA)

232 227 Yeah, I couldn't really get the good jeans either, my mom bought us the toughskins or roughskins, something like that, I think they were made out of asbestos. Those things never broke in.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 09:15 PM
Ironed on knee patches was real panty-droppers with the girls.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 09:18 PM (vlMl3)

233 Our cheap shoes you could pull the stripes off with little effort.

And right about halfway through school you'd get a flapper. Rubber sole comes unglued.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 09:18 PM (mE7cY)

I think I had the same ones

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 31, 2023 09:20 PM (NtVYv)

234 Looking back, one thing that kind of amazes me is how resilient we were at 17. I'd wear the t-shirt and my letter jacket or another equally flimsy leather coat every day throughout the winter. Never remember feeling all that cold. Now, I'd be a popsicle in 15 minutes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 31, 2023 09:20 PM (Xrfse)

235 Change your school clothes now !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 31, 2023 09:21 PM (NtVYv)

236 I remember having having a pair of jeans as a little kid that had the rivet in the crotch and you learned quickly to avoid campfires.

Posted by: Mi Sew Pak at July 31, 2023 09:21 PM (e4fEA)

237 Chuck Taylor All Stars.

Ah, ankle benders. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 31, 2023 09:22 PM (Xrfse)

238 Off damn knock off sock.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2023 09:22 PM (e4fEA)

239 HS I did the preppie look.
College I did the grunge/bum look for a couple years. About as 180 as youcan get.

Posted by: Montec at July 31, 2023 09:22 PM (YpEmR)

240 He still teases me about the court classics.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 09:10 PM (U2p+3)

Grand kids are my revenge.
He's made 2 so...
I'm not big on revenge.
Papa steps up in the money department.

A lot.

I wish I wasn't broke raising mini me.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 09:22 PM (B705c)

241 234 Kids wearing shorts in the winter. Makes you want to say "Sonny, come here and let me tell you about my knees. And get off my lawn".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:22 PM (0EOe9)

242 236 I remember having having a pair of jeans as a little kid that had the rivet in the crotch and you learned quickly to avoid campfires.

Posted by: Mi Sew Pak at July 31, 2023 09:21 PM (e4fEA)

I think we're gonna need some help x-planation

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 09:23 PM (mE7cY)

243 Remember when the nylon or titanium or whatever it was started to peel off the insides of the Toughskins, it would itch like hell

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 31, 2023 09:23 PM (NtVYv)

244 Looking back, one thing that kind of amazes me is how resilient we were at 17. I'd wear the t-shirt and my letter jacket or another equally flimsy leather coat every day throughout the winter. Never remember feeling all that cold. Now, I'd be a popsicle in 15 minutes.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 31, 2023 09:20 PM (Xrfse)

I see yutes wearing shorts and flip flops in winter. Either they’re really resilient or really stupid. And I live in a place with legit winter weather.

Posted by: Montec at July 31, 2023 09:23 PM (YpEmR)

245 Pumas were high class when I was young. Then the Stan Smith tennis shoes became popular.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 09:24 PM (FguRO)

246 My youngest insisted on wearing shorts every single day. They were allowed khaki pants or shorts. Cargos not allowed. He wore those damned shorts in the freaking snow!

He would wear a coat though. Occasionally. And then forget it at school. The lost and found was always full. Mrs Kellog was such a dear. She'd find the coats with tags and call the number so parents could retrieve them eventually.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 09:24 PM (U2p+3)

247 Anyone in mto Doc Martens in HS? It was a big thing in my time, although I never saw the appeal.

Posted by: Montec at July 31, 2023 09:25 PM (YpEmR)

248 We had an acceptable fashion in high school here on the coast in the winter. Two t-shirts. haha

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 31, 2023 09:26 PM (NtVYv)

249 Anyone in mto Doc Martens in HS? It was a big thing in my time, although I never saw the appeal.
Posted by: Montec at July 31, 2023 09:25 PM (YpEmR)

I wore the shoes working at the grocery store in high school

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 31, 2023 09:27 PM (NtVYv)

250 The toughskins definitely made your skin tough alright by having permanent scabs, but hey they were cheap!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 09:27 PM (8GBH4)

251 Pumas were high class when I was young. Then the Stan Smith tennis shoes became popular.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 09:24 PM (FguRO)

Pumas had their moment in the sun. Then Nike.

Posted by: JmT at July 31, 2023 09:28 PM (1GOjX)

252 When I was living in Erie, something came up where my usual slovenly dress wouldn't work, to hot for the suit or sport jacket.A couple blocks away, the huge Catholic high school had a uniform store and I ducked in there. Got a good deal on a nice pair of khakis and sprung for a couple shirts while I was there. Kids are getting really big nowadays.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:28 PM (0EOe9)

253 247 Anyone in mto Doc Martens in HS? It was a big thing in my time, although I never saw the appeal.
Posted by: Montec at July 31, 2023 09:25 PM (YpEmR)

I wore Doc Martens in the sun, drinking vintage cider...having fun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 09:28 PM (rJ7Hd)

254 My high was pretty conservative, clothing-wise. Mostly levis, t-shirts and Nikes, or whatever the K-mart brand was.

Some kids were cowboys, so they wore Wranglers and boots.

But we never saw the whole 80s thing like what was on the MTV at the time. that was outlandish and weird to us.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at July 31, 2023 09:29 PM (T/Lqj)

255 Pumas had their moment in the sun. Then Nike.
Posted by: JmT at July 31, 2023 09:28 PM (1GOjX)

K-swiss

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 31, 2023 09:31 PM (NtVYv)

256 @247

>>Anyone in mto Doc Martens in HS? It was a big thing in my time, although I never saw the appeal.

Always been a Red Wings guy.

But I am not a Dr Martens hater.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2023 09:33 PM (up/3i)

257 247 Anyone in mto Doc Martens in HS? It was a big thing in my time, although I never saw the appeal.

Posted by: Montec at July 31, 2023 09:25 PM (YpEmR)

Mrs Reforger had about 30 pairs when I met her.
I have been wearing Corcoran Jump Boots since 84. I love the damn things.

Weird showing up to basic training in a hammered pair of prized jump boots. Drills didn't take to kindly to that or my hair that hit my belt.

I was singled out for torture for some reason.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 09:33 PM (B705c)

258 The thing about the Members Only style was, racing teams would get them, and then get a slightly different one each season. So if you were a serious, let's say, Porsche groupie, you had to keep buying new ones, at the most exorbitant prices. And everybody knew about it, and that everyone not being given them for free for being on the team was paying groupie money. Great fun.

I had one; just as their first wave of must-havedness was ending, some store we don't have anymore had a nice markdown. It was a little tight on me, but looked good in the car, and hey, price. After a couple of years it ended up in the back of the closet. Should have e-bayed or something but there it hung. Eventually I offered it to my kid, who does a little serious driving from time to time, and what do you know, among the old sports car crowd they never went out of style. Super-retro. Great conversation piece. It's older than the kid.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 31, 2023 09:34 PM (4PZHB)

259 214: The Year of Sgt Pepper and Are You Experienced?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 31, 2023 09:34 PM (f0XAF)

260 CNN at the gym barely breathes for a minute between Trumps. Wall to wall coverage of walls closing in. It's pathological!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 31, 2023 09:34 PM (IahMn)

261 257: Corcoran Marauders FTW.

I had black, and now have sand, sage, and now coyote brown.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 31, 2023 09:36 PM (f0XAF)

262 In high school back in the 60s a lot of button down shirts had the little hanging loop on the back, called by some the fruit loop. Assholes would come from behind and rip it off, sometimes resulting in damage to the shirt. Happened to me, after slimming down, getting in shape. Swiveling around punched the perpetrator good enough for a nosebleed nurse's visit. Got two days off but Mom and Dad were kinda proud.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:37 PM (0EOe9)

263 I wear whatever they had on sale of close out. At work
Bates tactical, at home NB or Columbia runners. At church or funerals and weddings Tony Llama muted ostrich black and blue stitching.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 09:38 PM (vlMl3)

264 I don't clean up that good. Silk? Leisure suit?
I can't put the wife into shock and snorting laughter like that. I love her too much.
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 08:39 PM (B705c)

Buy a guayabera shirt, they go over and on top of anything, and they don't look classy but you put a Bic lighter in one of the front pockets and your Marlboros in the other

Go buy a couple of pair of khaki cargo pants, they are good for anything and they have those extra pockets. Timeless.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2023 09:38 PM (xhaym)

265 239: preppy worked extremely well on the girls in HS during my HS sentence.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 31, 2023 09:38 PM (f0XAF)

266 At one time, I had Corcoran jump boots. Very comfy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2023 09:38 PM (TZ75n)

267 Still have my letter jacket from HS. Not a nostalgia thing so much as I tend to be a bit of a pack rat. That, and I find it a bit amusing that I was a pretty decent athlete back in the day. Damn, how time has marched on...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 31, 2023 09:39 PM (Xrfse)

268 Watching Star Trek where apparently Scotty traveled from San Francisco to Jupiter in a shuttle like craft in less than a day. That made me look up how long it would take you to travel to Jupiter from Earth at warp speed ( speed of life) .

35 minutes.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 09:40 PM (FguRO)

269 During my HS years, the dress code was changed to allow jeans. We felt the entire world was our oyster then.

Of course, whatever we did next after graduation disabused us of that notion.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2023 09:40 PM (EJWxb)

270 Linen guyabera shirts. Very comfy. And classy as fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2023 09:40 PM (TZ75n)

271 I had to wear black and white saddle shoes to school every day. With white knee high socks.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 09:41 PM (U2p+3)

272 Anybody who ripped off a flight jacket prior to getting out should have had the foresight to steal one a few sizes larger.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:42 PM (0EOe9)

273 I had to wear black and white saddle shoes to school every day. With white knee high socks.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Talk to me girlfriend!

Posted by: Mary Catherine Gallagher at July 31, 2023 09:43 PM (EJWxb)

274 271 See if I'm first. Plaid skirt? Kinky.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:43 PM (0EOe9)

275 Way and bill, that is an America long gone, alas.

Posted by: JmT at July 31, 2023 09:43 PM (1GOjX)

276 Will no one heed my warnings of the demonic evils of monkeys?
Posted by: DaisyB at July 31, 2023 07:44 PM

You asked for it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBlvrV3kfDw

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2023 09:44 PM (Wnv9h)

277 Plaid skirt, white blouse, blue jacket.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 09:44 PM (U2p+3)

278 Plaid skirt, white blouse, blue jacket.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 09:44 PM (U2p+3)

That's hot

Posted by: Joe Bitem at July 31, 2023 09:47 PM (NtVYv)

279 277 Pleated skirt, knee length?

Zombie Jeff Epstein

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:48 PM (0EOe9)

280 @276 You say monkeys, I say imps, let's call the whole thing off.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 31, 2023 09:48 PM (IahMn)

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at July 31, 2023 09:48 PM (BFWRW)

282 Plaid skirt, white blouse, blue jacket.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 09:44 PM (U2p+3)

Dorothy?

Posted by: JmT at July 31, 2023 09:49 PM (1GOjX)

283 262 In high school back in the 60s a lot of button down shirts had the little hanging loop on the back, called by some the fruit loop. Assholes would come from behind and rip it off, sometimes resulting in damage to the shirt. Happened to me, after slimming down, getting in shape. Swiveling around punched the perpetrator good enough for a nosebleed nurse's visit. Got two days off but Mom and Dad were kinda proud.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:37 PM (0EOe9)

Ah yes. AKA a "fag tag." Why, I have no idea.

Posted by: Kids are right bastards at July 31, 2023 09:49 PM (e8n94)

284 I had black, and now have sand, sage, and now coyote brown.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 31, 2023 09:36 PM (f0XAF)

Waiting on my shipment of a pair of desert field jump boots right now. As in looking at the cameras for the delivery guy.

I bought two pairs at the beginning of the plandemic under the "I ain't going into the pox-eclipse in shitty old boots" mantra.
Now I have wore those out I'm buying post pox-eclipse boots. Because my pox-eclipse boots dun fukin wasted now.

Damn pox-eclipses' never what they cut out to be.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 09:50 PM (B705c)

285 280 @276 You say monkeys, I say imps, let's call the whole thing off.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 31, 2023 09:48 PM (IahMn)

You say God and I say say10!

\m/ \m/

Posted by: That Marilyn Manson guy at July 31, 2023 09:51 PM (e8n94)

286 284 I had black, and now have sand, sage, and now coyote brown.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 31, 2023 09:36 PM (f0XAF)

Waiting on my shipment of a pair of desert field jump boots right now. As in looking at the cameras for the delivery guy.

I bought two pairs at the beginning of the plandemic under the "I ain't going into the pox-eclipse in shitty old boots" mantra.
Now I have wore those out I'm buying post pox-eclipse boots. Because my pox-eclipse boots dun fukin wasted now.

Damn pox-eclipses' never what they cut out to be.
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2023 09:50 PM
Bellville Sabres. Worth every dime. Have 3 pairs.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2023 09:54 PM (vlMl3)

287 286 I had a pair of really nice Wellingtons, with the side zipper. Looked good as a dress shoe. Wish I could find a pair now that The Hip and The Knees have me in Sketcher step ins.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 31, 2023 09:59 PM (0EOe9)

288 I wear Doc Martens now. Used to find some nice ones second hand. They are comforable and very stable.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2023 10:00 PM (ouTlx)

289
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Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2023 10:00 PM (xhaym)

290 Nood.

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