Quick Hits

Tranheuser-Busch is laying off hundreds of working-class people due to the disastrous incompetence of its Ruling Class executives.

Bud Light parent company Anheuser-Busch laid off hundreds of U.S. workers after Bud Light sales declined for months following a collaboration between Bud Light and transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney.
Anheuser-Busch said the layoffs would impact less than two percent of its nearly 18,000 U.S. workforce.
"While we never take these decisions lightly, we want to ensure that our organization continues to be set for future long-term success," Anheuser-Busch Chief Executive Brendan Whitworth said in a written statement. "These corporate structure changes will enable our teams to focus on what we do best--brewing great beer for everyone."

And also: Never admitting a mistake. Because the incompetent, poorly-educated, stupid and useless Ruling Class never, ever confesses error. That would really hurt #MuhMentions on Twitter!

Speaking of the Clintons: An associate of Jeffrey Epstein is being sued for r4pe. No, not Bill or Hillary Clinton. A guy named Leon Black.

Leon Black is a billionaire investment adviser who had a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein that began in the 1990s. Yesterday a lawsuit was filed by a woman who claims she was raped by Black at Epstein's New York home back in 2002 when she was only 16-years-old. The alleged victim is also autistic and has a form of Down syndrome.

According to a lawsuit filed in Manhattan federal court in New York on Tuesday, Epstein and his longtime girlfriend and associate, Ghislaine Maxwell, trafficked the girl to Black in 2002. The lawsuit says the plaintiff, now in her 30s and identified by the pseudonym Jane Doe, is autistic...
The plaintiff is autistic, and was born with Mosaic Down syndrome -- a condition that shares similarities with other forms of Down syndrome, including intellectual delays and disabilities, the lawsuit says. It describes her developmental age as about 12 years old...
In late spring or early summer 2002, the lawsuit says, the girl was told she was being "shipped off" to New York City to meet Epstein's "special friend," Leon Black. After she arrived at Epstein's home, Black allegedly subjected her to anal and vaginal rape using adult sex toys, according to the complaint.
"The violent and sadistic nature of Black's rape left an indelible mark on her, both physically and psychologically," the lawsuit alleges.

Black's lawyer is Susan Estrich, the feminist lawyer and loudmouth. She builds up her "feminist" cred so that she can in turn use it to get rich men accused of sexual improprieties off the hook. She denies the charges.

And speaking of feminists who defend r4pists, Hillary Clinton blames the heat wave on "MAGA Republicans."

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton took to Twitter on Tuesday to blast "MAGA Republicans" for the recent summer heat wave hitting communities nationwide.
Clinton's social media post came in response to a tweet from left-wing think tank Center for American Progress which stated "MAGA Republicans are pouring fuel on the climate crisis fire." The post included an image of recent media stories highlighting the recent spate of high temperatures in the U.S. and noted Republicans voted against the Inflation Reduction Act, Democrats' $739 billion climate package -- which President Biden signed into law in 2022.
"Hot enough for you? Thank a MAGA Republican. Or better yet, vote them out of office," Clinton tweeted Tuesday.

Hateful, diseased sow.

Speaking of filthy diseases: Sexually-transmitted-disease influencers, who give a pretty shine to having a social disease, are real and increasing.

According to a report in The Publica by Natasha Biase, the number of STD influencers erupting on social media is on the rise. There are people on various social media platforms such as Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok (naturally) trying to convince their followers and viewers that it is fine to contract STDs, including HIV/AIDS.
To paraphrase Martha Stewart: STIs. They are good things.
The piece quoted an Instagram post from "queer" sex therapist Casey Tanner:

STIs are a part of being sexually active; most people will get one at some point in their life. Folks will physically and emotionally experience STIs in a number of different ways. How we emotionally internalize a diagnosis usually stems from the stigma that people assign to these infections.
How do you internalize a diagnosis of a disease? You seek medical help. I'd say that's pretty cut-and-dried. But it is time to tear down that wall that forces people to take precautions or heaven forfend, abstain from something that could kill them.

Below, a TikTok AIDS influencer.

This person is 19, has HIV & thinks it’s a cute fun thing.

This is the result of the TOXIC culture that the LGBTLMNOP alphabet industry (from @glaad to @HRC) promotes to impressionable young people.

This is the culture that is SO wonderful, it should be passed on to your kids… https://t.co/t1JIkvGQKT
— Mike Harlow (@NotMikeHarlow) March 6, 2023

Speaking of sexually-transmitted diseases, New York Governess Kathy Hochul wants to provide free health care for whores. Because, obviously.

Gov. Kathy Hochul's administration is going to bat for the "world's oldest profession" by launching a free health care program for sex workers -- a move critics are slamming as encouraging a campaign to decriminalize prostitution, The Post has learned.
The state Health Department of Health has awarded $1 million in public funds combined over two years to two contractors as part of the new "sex worker health pilot program."
Under the initiative, sex workers in New York City and western New York will be provided with primary, sexual and behavioral health care, as well as dental care.

I don't know about you, but I don't have dental.

But for hookers, thieves, and pedophiles, no bounty is withheld by the Democrat party.

Speaking of shameless floozies: Sorry I was late to the prayer breakfast, I was too busy fending off sexual advances from my non-marital live-in sex partner.

Republican South Carolina Rep. Nance Mace recounted a frisky story with her fiancé at a prayer breakfast on Thursday morning.
When speaking at the breakfast, Mace told the audience about her wakeup call with her fiancé after thanking the hosts of the event. Republican Senator from South Carolina and presidential candidate Tim Scott hosted the 13th annual event, according to FITSNews.
"I woke up this morning at seven." She told the group. "I was getting picked up at 7:45. Patrick, my fiancé, tried to pull me by my waist over this morning in bed, and I was like 'no baby. We ain't got time for that this morning.' I gotta get to the prayer breakfast, and I gotta be on time."

I'm not a prude about these things -- but if I were speaking at a prayer breakfast, I think I'd probably have the wherewithal to suppress my need to brag about what I'm hitting and how often I'm hittin' it.

I'll save the news about my latest booty call for Bingo night, like a gentleman.

Lol. @NancyMace was SERIOUS about getting to ⁦@votetimscott⁩’s prayer breakfast on time yesterday … pic.twitter.com/ovddKMMMfE
— FITSNews (@fitsnews) July 27, 2023

And speaking of those who consort with whores: The media.

CNN: "Someone made a bad mistake here."

"How could there be such a big miscommunication?!"

"I cannot even begin to understand how Hunter Biden's lawyers walk him into that courthouse without knowing exactly what the constraints, what the limitations of that deal are!" pic.twitter.com/2XP9ZmsWtF
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 26, 2023

Alexandria Donkey-Chompers will tell us that these people just robbed a store blind because "they needed the food."

Posted by: Ace at 05:21 PM

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1 sponge worthy

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 27, 2023 05:21 PM (krqg6)

2 Leon Black? He's a mean mother fu...

Hush your mouth!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 27, 2023 05:22 PM (krqg6)

3 Tranheuser-Busch is laying off hundreds of working-class people due to the disastrous incompetence of its Ruling Class executives.

Ditto Bed Bath and Beyond. The store chain is closing because it cancelled My Pillow. And in so doing, at least 20% of its customer base.

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2023 05:23 PM (dVp+R)

4 Ol' shillary's swilling her favorite drink again, gin and tonic sans tonic.

Posted by: scruboak at July 27, 2023 05:23 PM (jjH9L)

5 The HQ is boiling!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 27, 2023 05:23 PM (krqg6)

6 Yikes.. Those 2 should lay off the food

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2023 05:23 PM (bs+z0)

7 This person is 19, has HIV & thinks it’s a cute fun thing.

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Didn't take his Truvada, I guess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2023 05:25 PM (DRSnL)

8 Our sex-ed in the 70s was all about avoiding diseases. The pervert lobby knows they are inevitable, so they have to pretend that it's no big deal. So sick. Get your kids out of government schools.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at July 27, 2023 05:25 PM (MTm8X)

9 That Nancy Mace vid was just so inappropriate for a prayer breakfast. That's the kind of shit we diss the demorats for doing.

icky

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2023 05:25 PM (dVp+R)

10 Dental care using Hunter's dentist??

Payola!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 27, 2023 05:26 PM (krqg6)

11 Speaking of shameless floozies: Sorry I was late to the prayer breakfast, I was too busy fending off sexual advances from my non-marital live-in sex partner.

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As I said in the last thread, even if she was talking about her husband this comment would've been gross and inappropriate.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2023 05:27 PM (DRSnL)

12 At i have to admit, I wondered what they would try to normalize after pedophilia. Admittedly, I did not have STDs on my list.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 05:27 PM (slgIg)

13 It's funny CNN thinks it's Hunters lawyers fault they couldn't bamboozle the Judge into amnesty forever for him...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2023 05:27 PM (bs+z0)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2023 05:27 PM (T4tVD)

15 >>>>Black's lawyer is Susan Estrich, the feminist lawyer and loudmouth. She builds up her "feminist" cred so that she can in turn use it to get rich men accused of sexual improprieties off the hook.

Who is also a rape victim herself, which makes it even more gross.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 27, 2023 05:27 PM (xPl2J)

16 It looks like Nancy Mace knewIMMEDIATELY that she had made a big mistake with that TMI.

Posted by: m at July 27, 2023 05:28 PM (AOrJZ)

17 Man, that A-B CEO babbles worse than Kamala.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 05:28 PM (guGkK)

18 Who hasn't transmitted monkeypox to a 5 year old boy. It is time to erase the stigma and embrace the wonders of NAMBLA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 05:28 PM (slgIg)

19 Wait, I thought the A-B layoffs were marketing and admin, not employees working the line.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 05:28 PM (Rbu5d)

20 LMAO and I was just going on about Mace.

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 05:29 PM (ywVDE)

21 "Hot enough for you? Thank a MAGA Republican. Or better yet, vote them out of office,"
------------

Weather isn't climate! Except when we say it is.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 05:29 PM (lX8VI)

22 The prayer breakfast one kills me. Even if she was married, do you still think it's appropriate at that setting?

I'm moderate on most social issues, but we've gone from it being somewhat taboo to be "living in sin" to now where someone (in Congress) feels they can openly talk about fornicating while giving a speech at a prayer breakfast.

For someone in Congress, she's attractive, but still, what a dumb skank.

Posted by: Blago at July 27, 2023 05:29 PM (IwdVS)

23 What is the deal with oversharing?

Posted by: huerfano at July 27, 2023 05:29 PM (7zEAH)

24 I'm not a prude about these things -- but if I were speaking at a prayer breakfast, I think I'd probably have the wherewithal to suppress my need to brag about what I'm hitting and how often I'm hittin' it.

It's like Jesus said in Mathewlations: "Verily, I will put the lovin' in your oven, but not before prayer time."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 27, 2023 05:30 PM (ppBhU)

25 Worth watching:

https://youtu.be/CFevr-xxsQk

I love this guy.

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 05:30 PM (ywVDE)

26 Hiv dude has bitter cat queen in its future.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 27, 2023 05:31 PM (2YtOq)

27 I didn't realize that the sun (as well as the northern hemisphere tilting towards it) was a MAGA repub. But welcome to the party Sunny Boy!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2023 05:31 PM (8GBH4)

28 Mace then said “praise Jesus for butt seks, can I get an A-men?”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 05:31 PM (3nSG+)

29 There are people on various social media platforms such as Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok (naturally) trying to convince their followers and viewers that it is fine to contract STDs, including HIV/AIDS.

So we've got lefties normalizing every odd form of sexual excess even pedophilia.

And we've got lefties and GOPers demanding we start WWIII with Russia.

And now we've got lefties arguing spreading diseases are fine.

Who knew the future would look like...Warhammer!?! I see Slaanesh, Khorne and now Nurgle...do I hear lefty followers of Tzeentch as well?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2023 05:31 PM (lc5cP)

30 Sad that the evil Bud Light people won't admit their mistakes and so innocent workers suffer.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at July 27, 2023 05:31 PM (MTm8X)

31 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
NEW - Blood clots discovered near heart of American singer-songwriter Tori Kelly (30) after passing out in a restaurant — TMZ

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 27, 2023 05:32 PM (krqg6)

32 Hillary is so last Century

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2023 05:32 PM (bs+z0)

33 That Nancy Mace vid was just so inappropriate for a prayer breakfast. That's the kind of shit we diss the demorats for doing.

icky
Posted by: kallisto

Icky is an understatement.
She's weird.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 27, 2023 05:32 PM (Bem3c)

34 Every summer...

THIS HEAT IS DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING AND YOUR CAR (but not my private jet).

Every winter

Its weather not climate. And duh its always cold in the winter.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2023 05:32 PM (lc5cP)

35 That one shoplifter of color looks to be suffering from elephantiasis.

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 05:33 PM (geLO8)

36 Susan Estrich was the first woman editor in chief of Harvard Law Review, which denied Merrick Garland of his rightful place.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 27, 2023 05:33 PM (RqMSv)

37 Nancy, you little minx.

Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2023 05:33 PM (G0vdT)

38 It's like Jesus said in Mathewlations: "Verily, I will put the lovin' in your oven, but not before prayer time."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 27, 2023 05:30 PM (ppBhU)

"And also spake He to the adulterous woman: "Behold, go now and party on."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2023 05:33 PM (PiwSw)

39 I had a choice between having premarital sex or pandering to you Jesus people. I am so happy for you that I am here. It must be so great for you to be in my presence!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 05:33 PM (slgIg)

40 and I was like 'no baby. We ain't got time for that this morning.' I gotta get to the prayer breakfast, and I gotta be on time.

--Trying to sound like "the folks."

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 05:33 PM (ywVDE)

41 An apology from A-B won't even move the needle anymore. Most Bud Light drinkers have moved to some other equally nasty piss-water swill and they won't come back under any circumstances.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 05:33 PM (guGkK)

42 Ok, two things:
1. That little twinkle wearing the playboy shirt is OUT of the genepool already. It's just a shame it's going to infect other dudes.
2. Mace wears skin- tight leather or pleather black dresses to Congress. She has made her position [ahem] concerning social propriety quite obvious. Also, she SHOULD be aware that God is not mocked.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 05:33 PM (Rbu5d)

43 NEW - Blood clots discovered near heart of American singer-songwriter Tori Kelly (30) after passing out in a restaurant — TMZ

Guess its another one of those coincidences.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2023 05:33 PM (lc5cP)

44 Yeah, church my wife and I go to? No way Nancy ever speaks at a prayer breakfast. We aren't keen on cohabitation.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 27, 2023 05:33 PM (2YtOq)

45 What's Mace's problem? She couldn't be delayed for three and a half minutes?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 27, 2023 05:34 PM (ufFY8)

46 17 Man, that A-B CEO babbles worse than Kamala.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 05:28 PM (guGkK)

———-

I almost want to buy a share of InBev stock so I can ask dickhead how much a company has to lose before a CEO develops enough shame to resign.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 05:34 PM (3nSG+)

47 Prayer breakfast lady mocks the sin of fornication. So symptomatic of the tone-deafness and terrible theology of so many Christians and "Christians."

Posted by: Eternity Matters at July 27, 2023 05:34 PM (MTm8X)

48 Gun Grabbers lose another one as Federal Judge in MS dismissed charges against felon in possession gun.
Days Supreme Court has indicated it is a right of ALL citizens

Posted by: Paul at July 27, 2023 05:34 PM (Mayo2)

49 Why would a billionaire bang an autistic 16 year old?
I KNOW there are high class hotties in his neck of the woods.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023 05:34 PM (xcxpd)

50 Miss Mace,
Decorum. Get yourself some.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at July 27, 2023 05:34 PM (hAfUZ)

51 I was looking at Mike Harlow's timeline...(don't know if it's *the* Mike Harlow)...

the NH Libertarian Candidate for Governor is a known sexual predator?
who carried on a relationship with a prisoner convicted of trafficking CP?

https://tinyurl.com/yc4cmchu

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2023 05:35 PM (dVp+R)

52 I was expecting Tranhuaser to come out and say they learned their lesson (sans apologie) and say they've pulled Bud Lite from all the stores. Then announce a new light beer with a new can design but in reality it is the same Bud Lite swill.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 27, 2023 05:35 PM (JqMqI)

53 Alexandria Donkey-Chompers will tell us that these people just robbed a store blind because "they needed the food."
......

Hope that getaway car has good shocks.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

54 So, these AIDS influencers... are they so proud of their HIV that they're refusing to take any of the numerous life-saving drugs available on the market, or nah?

It's nah, right?

Posted by: MacphersonStruts at July 27, 2023 05:35 PM (iGxXm)

55 Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres 1h
Climate Hoax 101.

A police drone captured a suspected arsonist on Monday in the Calabria region, amid widespread wildfires in the country's biggest islands, Sicily and Sardinia.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 27, 2023 05:35 PM (krqg6)

56 18 Who hasn't transmitted monkeypox to a 5 year old boy. It is time to erase the stigma and embrace the wonders of NAMBLA.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 05:28 PM (slgIg)

Or their dog.
Yeah, when those stories surfaced, monkey pox disappeared instantly. So curious.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 05:36 PM (Rbu5d)

57 I’m calling bullshit on that creepy Dylan Mulvaney wannabe. He does not have HIV. What he describes as his symptoms and reactions make no sense. What he has is a desperate need to be famous for anything that could get him famous. Today, it’s flaunting a dangerous perversion and medical condition. Tomorrow he’ll be transitioning. These are sick, vapid, empty people.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 27, 2023 05:36 PM (wm1YE)

58 Why would a billionaire bang an autistic 16 year old?
I KNOW there are high class hotties in his neck of the woods.

How many times has a moron asked about the intellectual capacity of the various "hawt chicks" posted here? And "a form of autism" could just mean she was socially awkward which I expect most sex slaves are anyway...you know?

Though...the 16 year old thing is a different story.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2023 05:36 PM (lc5cP)

59 Icky is an understatement.
She's weird.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 27, 2023 05:32 PM (Bem3c)

And….don’t forget stupid

Posted by: 7man at July 27, 2023 05:36 PM (qwO6y)

60 I assume Ms. Mace won't be getting an invite to next years prayer breakfast

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2023 05:36 PM (bs+z0)

61 The AB queer beer execs should have 'thought about their employees' before going off on a weird, horrible disaster of an ad campaign many would have said was doomed from the start.

But... no.

So here's your bag of dicks AB. Savor them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2023 05:36 PM (Q4IgG)

62 TRUMP"S BREATH STINKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at July 27, 2023 05:36 PM (9e2kV)

63 I mentioned earlier, the sex at the prayer breakfast thing is exactly how the aristocracy speak to each other in England.

This is what we have here now. This is who you work for.

I don't even know who she is and do not give a fuck, but I recognize it.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 05:37 PM (lX8VI)

64 What was the point of Nancy Mace telling that story to anyone?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2023 05:37 PM (Rl89V)

65 We do need to do something about global warming. It's incredibly hot here! Fucking MAGA Republicans!

Posted by: Sinead O'Connor at July 27, 2023 05:37 PM (VEm33)

66 Who hasn't transmitted monkeypox to a 5 year old boy. It is time to erase the stigma and embrace the wonders of NAMBLA.

Remember how MonkeyPox was going to be the next COVID until that "nice" gay couple gave it to their son and...dog?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2023 05:37 PM (lc5cP)

67 As to Mr Happy-Aids... I'm just going to not speak to that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2023 05:37 PM (8GBH4)

68 The pervs and licentious all for spreading disease to everyone else.
It's the only way they can get the infected 'percentage' up and get the feds to cover their expenses for their entire lives.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 27, 2023 05:37 PM (Bem3c)

69 Mace knows what her brand is, and is playing it to the hilt. No matter how inappropriate the setting for her pimping her brand may be.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 27, 2023 05:38 PM (wm1YE)

70 Those two fat gals jackin' groceries should have grabbed Bud Light instead. If a AB marketing rep (if there are any left) was inside, he'd probably cut 'em a rebate check on the spot.

Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2023 05:38 PM (rj6Yv)

71 We do need to do something about global warming. It's incredibly hot here! Fucking MAGA Republicans!

Nicely done.

But, all jokes aside, anyone have a fan or something I could borrow? Also, maybe a little lube?

Posted by: RBG at July 27, 2023 05:38 PM (lc5cP)

72 She's weird.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 27, 2023 05:32 PM (Bem3c)

I guess the first clue is that she is campaigning for Tim Scott.

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2023 05:38 PM (dVp+R)

73
Alexandria Donkey-Chompers will tell us that these people just robbed a store blind because "they needed the food."

___________

A lack of food is the least of their problems. I mean, their fat has auxiliary fat pouches to accommodate more oozing lipids.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2023 05:38 PM (MoZTd)

74 So I was getting out of bed, and the man I live with, not my husband, who has time for the patriarchy amirite ladies?, put me on all fours, so I went ass up face down and barked like a dog, and he got confused and was like, "Who's in a well, girl?" But seriously, let's praise The Lord now.

Posted by: Nance Mace at July 27, 2023 05:38 PM (ppBhU)

75 Y'all know that most of us In South Carolina consider Nancy Mace as ambitious and untrustworthy, right?

She's better than Joe Cunningham.
But that ain't saying much.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 27, 2023 05:38 PM (1n+EO)

76 Mace does have a pretty rocking body and I’d probably be trying for some pound town time with her too.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 05:38 PM (3nSG+)

77 Isn't Mace also kind of a GOPe?

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 05:38 PM (ywVDE)

78 @MAE, hotties are a dime a dozen for billionaires. 16 year old autists are probably a new and different kink. Depravity knows no bounds.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 27, 2023 05:38 PM (2YtOq)

79 I assume Ms. Mace won't be getting an invite to next years prayer breakfast
Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2023 05:36 PM (bs+z0)

They'll just put it an hour later so Rep. Mace has time to get her freak on first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 05:38 PM (guGkK)

80 Actually I'm ok with medical care for hookers (it would help cut back on STDs in the region) and for decriminalizing sex for money in general.

But that's just me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023 05:39 PM (xcxpd)

81 We do need to do something about global warming. It's incredibly hot here! Fucking MAGA Republicans!
Posted by: Sinead O'Connor at July 27, 2023 05:37 PM (VEm33)
........

I bet the music sucks too, right?

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

82 Speaking of shameless floozies: Sorry I was late to the prayer breakfast, I was too busy fending off sexual advances from my non-marital live-in sex partner.

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This could also be her attempt to get ahead of a soon-to-be sex scandal. Tell it yourself before the WaPo gets hold of it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 05:39 PM (BdMk6)

83 Ah Nancy, the need for a funny anecdote to start off a speech bit you in the ass. Oops, meant grabbed you by your ass.

Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2023 05:39 PM (G0vdT)

84 "A little TMI,” Mace continued, adding, “He can wait…I’ll see him later tonight."

Anyone in Mace's district should call her office tomorrow and ask how the sex was last night.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2023 05:40 PM (PiwSw)

85 Baby I can't go to no prayer meetin with the stank of disappointment on me.

Posted by: Regular joe. Not just mad, Samuel L Jackson mad at July 27, 2023 05:40 PM (nnp+f)

86 Standing up and yelling BINGO has a whole new influence when you are Porky Pigging it.

Posted by: DaveA at July 27, 2023 05:40 PM (FhXTo)

87 What was the point of Nancy Mace telling that story to anyone?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2023 05:37 PM (Rl89V)

--Vice signalling?

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 05:40 PM (ywVDE)

88 Trying to sound like "the folks."

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 05:33 PM (ywVDE)

which in her case are her favorite TikTok follows

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2023 05:40 PM (dVp+R)

89 If I see another faggot trannie, I am gonna lose it. I hate this shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2023 05:41 PM (pmmLi)

90 "Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton took to Twitter on Tuesday to blast "MAGA Republicans" for the recent summer heat wave hitting communities nationwide.'

Such power! Be careful or we might melt you. Or drop a house on you.

Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2023 05:41 PM (KrJTL)

91 Anyone in Mace's district should call her office tomorrow and ask how the sex was last night.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2023 05:40 PM (PiwSw)

Who knows, you might luck out when "constituent service" includes a throuple.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 05:41 PM (guGkK)

92 Nancy Mace - zero shame. pyschopath. Like most politicians actually. Just because they look nice, doesn't mean they are nice. The vast majority are skin jobs that couldn't pass the voight kampf test with the answer key in hand.

Posted by: But hey root for your team at July 27, 2023 05:41 PM (sh1GZ)

93 "This person is 19, has HIV & thinks it's a cute fun thing."

His still developing brain hasn't quite grasped the fun of AIDS. And as the disease progresses, his "developed" brain will grasp even less.

He's tragic and doesn't know it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 27, 2023 05:42 PM (aXxgO)

94 "Mace does have a pretty rocking body......"

No...just...no.

Have some self respect.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 27, 2023 05:42 PM (1n+EO)

95
So the takeaway is, Nancy Mace is good to go
she is down to clown

*The more you know.*

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 05:42 PM (geLO8)

96 Afternoon, folken! Usually at this time during the week I'm on my way home, but today and tomorrow I'm taking some vacation days.

Stirling's visit to the vet for his rabies and other vaccinations produced bad news only for my bank account . . . except for one thing. He's *fat*! Well, he doesn't look it or act like it. But they weighed him in at 13.5 lbs. -- this on a cat who on his last vet trip a few months ago clocked in at 9.5. Big cat has been *shoveling* the dry food into his maw. I need to cut him back a bit, which won't be easy when I have the little girl, who needs fuel to grow.

It's true Stirling is muscular and has good strong bones; and he doesn't bulge at the sides like a classic fat cat. So maybe the vet is worrying a bit much. Still, it won't hurt the big black devil to lose a pound.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 27, 2023 05:42 PM (omVj0)

97 When you are so fat you have huge pieces of fat sagging off the back of your legs you are too fat.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)

98 Nancy Mace

Yes to pound town

No to voting for

Posted by: Some Moron at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (lc5cP)

99 I asked someone what all that LBGTQWERTY~ crap was, but I couldn't get a straight answer.

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (ywVDE)

100 Re dental care for hookers: Extraction costs more than it used to, but the ROI is still good.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (wzAuc)

101 What's with the "prove you're not a robot" thing?

And social media IS HIV. Or at least cancer. Sweet jeebus we are fucked as a society.

Posted by: Sometimes I just can't even because the world's so odd at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (e8n94)

102 So now what's the bad news?

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (iziT8)

103 Mace sounds like she's part of the "once saved always saved" crowd and thinks she's safe in sin because she professes Christ as her savior.

Yeah, no, that's not the way it works.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (2YtOq)

104 Little historical note. Back in a previous life I was one of the junior people on a business deal led by Leon Black and John Huntsman Sr. (father of the scumbag No Labels guy), where Black tried to slither out of the deal when the market turned against him. Huntsman sued, refused to settle for anything less than his lawsuit claimed (reducing his liability was Black's real goal), and beat Black into the dirt. Then got his legal fees tacked on, which you almost never see. What a beat-down.

Leon Black is a Demofascist snake and Huntsman was one tough, no-nonsense SOB.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (hkeif)

105 Trying to sound like "the folks."

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023

***
Before I watched the Twatter vid and saw what she looked like, I thought she was like those Diamond and Silk women.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (omVj0)

106 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 27, 2023 05:42 PM (omVj0)

I hope things go well

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (xcxpd)

107 What was the point of Nancy Mace telling that story to anyone?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2023 05:37 PM (Rl89V)

--Vice signalling?
Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 05:40 PM (ywVDE)

Yeah, that's my read. "I'm so hot, my fiancee' can't get enough of me". She pops that at a prayer breakfast, she's looking to trade up.

Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (rj6Yv)

108 So I was blowing this homeless guy - are we supposed to say experiencing homelessness, now? - anyway, nomenclature aside, I was blowing him behind a dumpster at the Arby's on the corner of 15th and MLK, Jr., and I thought to myself, "Self, am I supposed to be somewhere right now?" Well, truth be told, I first thought, this wang has a wang, if you know what I mean, like ranch-flavored cornnuts past their expiration date. But then I also thought about the scheduling issue. And so here I am. How bout that Jesus fella, right?

Posted by: Nance Mace at July 27, 2023 05:44 PM (ppBhU)

109 And I said baby, we don't have time for that so I gave him a beejer. - NM

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 27, 2023 05:44 PM (VMFAF)

110 That Nancy Mace story almost sounds like the beginning of a Norm McDonald joke.

Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2023 05:44 PM (G0vdT)

111 69 Mace knows what her brand is, and is playing it to the hilt. No matter how inappropriate the setting for her pimping her brand may be.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 27, 2023 05:38 PM (wm1YE)

--Her fiance' didn't get to the "hilt."

Nice comment #

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 05:44 PM (ywVDE)

112 Wait... hookers get free medical care and dental? Can you just say you are a hooker to ride free on the govt dime?

And why just hookers, how about motorcyclists? That's dangerous too. How about thieves? and ohhhhh gun violation? get free govt healthcare!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2023 05:45 PM (8GBH4)

113 This whole post clearly indicates that people don't know how to STFU.

Posted by: DJ at July 27, 2023 05:45 PM (uosPt)

114 90...Such power! Be careful or we might melt you. Or drop a house on you.
Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2023 05:41 PM (KrJTL)

LOL

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 05:45 PM (Rbu5d)

115 By the way, did you hear that this July was the hottest month EVAH!!! Oh noes!! We all gonna die!! (runs screaming from this box)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 27, 2023 05:45 PM (Zvtjl)

116 "My manpiece wanted to get some stanky on his hang-down, but I said 'no baby, I gots ta go!' "

-Rep Nancy Mace (R) South Carolina

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 05:45 PM (geLO8)

117 Bud CEO gets the golden parachute while the wage apes get the golden shower

Posted by: Regular joe. Not just mad, Samuel L Jackson mad at July 27, 2023 05:46 PM (nnp+f)

118 Simon Ateba
@simonateba
BREAKING: @whitehouse @PressSec says President @JoeBiden will not pardon his son, Hunter Biden if convicted of tax fraud and probably other crimes. WATCH

-
Well, one thing for sure. If KJP says it, you can take it to the bank.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 05:46 PM (FVME7)

119 63 I mentioned earlier, the sex at the prayer breakfast thing is exactly how the aristocracy speak to each other in England.

This is what we have here now. This is who you work for.

I don't even know who she is and do not give a fuck, but I recognize it.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 05:37 PM (lX8VI)

Are you an English aristocrat? Former, perhaps?

Posted by: It would be cool if you were a Duke or Earl or something at July 27, 2023 05:46 PM (e8n94)

120 I am too a Christian, just not the judgy, icky moralistic type.

Posted by: Nancy Mace's diaphragm. at July 27, 2023 05:46 PM (VtYZF)

121 So I think we can rule out Lindsay Graham being Mace's man

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 27, 2023 05:46 PM (S75Fo)

122 As a MAGA voter I would like to say to my fellow American's:

You're welcome for Summer!

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 05:46 PM (iziT8)

123 "The state Health Department of Health"

Huh?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 27, 2023 05:46 PM (Wnv9h)

124 >By the way, did you hear that this July was the hottest month EVAH!!!

It's the hottest July since that one July back in the Cretaceous period

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 05:47 PM (geLO8)

125 120 I am too a Christian, just not the judgy, icky moralistic type.
Posted by: Nancy Mace's diaphragm. at July 27, 2023 05:46 PM (VtYZF)

Well said!

Posted by: David French at July 27, 2023 05:47 PM (PiwSw)

126 All done putting up with cow-orkers. Now I'm off to the class VI store to pick up some everclear and vermouth for the grog this Saturday. The active duty o5 that was my grog master didn't know what vermouth was so he bought red wine. He also thought Jim Beam was "corn squeezins"

Since I can't get real moonshine (unless the class 6 has some branded moonshine) everclear will have to do.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 27, 2023 05:48 PM (3CCua)

127 Why would a billionaire bang an autistic 16 year old?
I KNOW there are high class hotties in his neck of the woods.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023 05:34 PM (xcxpd)
=================
It turns out the perversity of the elites knows no bounds at all.

Honestly, I don't think its any more complicated than that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 05:48 PM (hkeif)

128
"How could there be such a big miscommunication?!"

"I cannot even begin to understand how Hunter Biden's lawyers walk him into that courthouse without knowing exactly what the constraints, what the limitations of that deal are!"

==============

lol "miscommunication." BOTH sides knew there wasn't supposed to be any limit to the immunity part. Unfortunately, the judge got nosy and asked about the scope. Woops! Woopsie!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2023 05:48 PM (lCaJd)

129 118 Simon Ateba
@simonateba
BREAKING: @whitehouse @PressSec says President @JoeBiden will not pardon his son, Hunter Biden if convicted of tax fraud and probably other crimes. WATCH

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Well, one thing for sure. If KJP says it, you can take it to the bank.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 05:46 PM (FVME7)
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So the fix is still in. Gotta hand it to Garland, he's a flunky's flunky.

Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2023 05:48 PM (G0vdT)

130 Re dental care for hookers: Extraction costs more than it used to, but the ROI is still good.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (wzAuc)

I'm thinking dental care is going to kill the gumming option.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 05:48 PM (BdMk6)

131 So two things..
1. Today was one degree below normal here outside of Charleston. High record was 100 degrees on this day. Back in 2005.

2. That squeegee punk who shot the motorist in Baltimore was convicted of 1st degree manslaughter today.

Not great, but better than Not Guilty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 27, 2023 05:48 PM (1n+EO)

132 BTW when I first heard about a super-rich guy named Black, I was worried for a sec that it was the Canadian centre-right supporter Conrad Black, co-founder of the National Post.

To my relief, it was just Democrats gonna democrat.

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 05:48 PM (ywVDE)

133 "I cannot even begin to understand how Hunter Biden's lawyers walk him into that courthouse without knowing exactly what the constraints, what the limitations of that deal are!"

-
They were attempting the legal maneuver known as a "fast one."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 05:48 PM (FVME7)

134 Tranheuser-Busch is laying off hundreds of working-class people due to the disastrous incompetence of its Ruling Class executives.

====

Union, Union!

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 05:48 PM (djUq5)

135 123 "The state Health Department of Health"

Huh?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 27, 2023 05:46 PM (Wnv9h)

Right next door to the Department of Redundancy Department

Posted by: Monkeypox injection is down the hall to the left at July 27, 2023 05:48 PM (e8n94)

136 I begrudge no Christian their forication. That's the Lords's job, and He hasn't put me on the payroll. But could we at least go back to the good old days of not humble-bragging about it at prayer breakfasts?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (ppBhU)

137 Wait... hookers get free medical care and dental? Can you just say you are a hooker to ride free on the govt dime?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk
____

Anyone that makes under like $30k a year essentially gets free health care already. Under $60k and its still HEAVILY subsidized.

I doubt many hookers turn in an accurate tax return and are already getting free everything from the government.

They just go out of their way to defile any traditional morality with these kinds of proposals.

Posted by: Blago at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (IwdVS)

138 I thought initially that that back leg extra fat was a coat jammed down her pants but then it jiggled.... gross.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (8GBH4)

139 Since I can't get real moonshine (unless the class 6 has some branded moonshine) everclear will have to do.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 27, 2023 05:48 PM (3CCua)

I use Everclear to clean my tobacco pipes. It works.

Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (rj6Yv)

140 Well, one thing for sure. If KJP says it, you can take it to the bank.
==
Hilariously, its like a guarantee. Clownworld will be served.

Posted by: But hey root for your team at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (sh1GZ)

141 Well her fiance will be getting the motorboat started soon.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (CDowr)

142 Yeah, that's my read. "I'm so hot, my fiancee' can't get enough of me". She pops that at a prayer breakfast, she's looking to trade up.

my thoughts exactly!

Her little faux pas was actually a sales pitch.

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (dVp+R)

143 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 27, 2023 05:42 PM (omVj0)
*
I hope things go well
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023

***
Stirling is really fine. He gallops around and flies back and forth and plays with Dagny, so it's not like he's a couch slug. Plus he's only a little more than a year old. I want him to live a long time, so I can't let him get obese.

Many years ago my big red tabby Arizona, then age six, ballooned from fourteen lbs., his normal, to sixteen. The vet gave me a booklet on obesity; embarrassed the hell out of me. The only part that bothered him was the resulting diet. He lived to age sixteen and a half, so I did something right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (omVj0)

144 Mark Andrew Edwards: "Why would a billionaire bang an autistic 16 year old?
I KNOW there are high class hotties in his neck of the woods."

Because the normal brain doesn't desire such things. Psychopaths of some flavors would. The high-class hotties are for wealthy Normals for some value of normal, but definitely not for the perverse.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (aXxgO)

145 Prayer breakfasts are hot.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (iziT8)

146 >BREAKING: @whitehouse @PressSec says President @JoeBiden will not pardon his son, Hunter Biden if convicted of tax fraud and probably other crimes.

so there are limits to paternal love in the Biden family

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (geLO8)

147 I saw Hateful Diseased Sow open for Marilyn Manson at the
Albany County Fair Livestock Tent and House of Manure in 98'

Posted by: I'm Gumby. Damn It! at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (DeRoy)

148
Hit 91 degrees F in my hood today, three degrees above normal July average. Next week it will be at least five degrees below normal for an entire week or more.

Anyone know any Martha's Vineyard real estate owner in need of someone who can both cheficate and paddle board which doesn't have the ocean lapping at the doors?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (enJYY)

149 Alexandria Donkey-Chompers will tell us that these people just robbed a store blind because "they needed the food."

-
I can see that that one hasn't eaten for weeks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (FVME7)

150 Speaking of Transhauser - Dylan Mulvaney, is shopping for speaking engagements about "Women's Empowerment" at $40K a pop. Any organization who pays that mincing ponce a nickle is begging for the Bud-Light treatment.

Those two orcas shoplifting - WTF is going on with the delicate flower wearing the brown leggings? Good Lord. If arrested, I would feel sorry for whoever the unlucky jail chump is that has to do a cavity search.

STIs - Syphilis cases have been sharply increasing all over the country this year. So much so, that there is a big drug shortage of penicillin G Benzathine. Keep up the good work influencers.

Posted by: Cheri at July 27, 2023 05:50 PM (oiNtH)

151 We allow fatasses.

Have to.

Don't charge extra, because that would be illegal under the ADA.

Had to restart the "Limbo Challenge for 50% discount" though.

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Full Contacts Taco Bar at July 27, 2023 05:50 PM (wuwH7)

152 116 "My manpiece wanted to get some stanky on his hang-down, but I said 'no baby, I gots ta go!' "

-Rep Nancy Mace (R) South Carolina
Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 05:45 PM (geLO

Lol.

Perfect.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 27, 2023 05:50 PM (ppBhU)

153 Remember: rich people DO NOT WORK.

It’s great to see conservatives adopt hate-filled Marxist rhetoric like “working class “.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 05:50 PM (RdDl+)

154 I thought initially that that back leg extra fat was a coat jammed down her pants but then it jiggled.... gross.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM

She calls it her Behar. 🤮

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 05:50 PM (CDowr)

155 Quote Tweet: Scott Dworkin @funder Jul 26
Joe Biden is president. Hunter Biden is not. Get over it.
Jul 26, 2023 · 8:40 PM UTC

Joel Pollak @joelpollak Jul 26
Joe Biden was vice president, then president, and abused his office to enrich his family, using Hunter. The evasions are even weaker today than they were in 2019.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 27, 2023 05:50 PM (krqg6)

156 Simon Ateba
@simonateba
BREAKING: @whitehouse @PressSec says President @JoeBiden will not pardon his son, Hunter Biden if convicted of tax fraud and probably other crimes. WATCH

-
Well, one thing for sure. If KJP says it, you can take it to the bank.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 05:46 PM (FVME7)
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Exactly right. Mop-top might be the last to know, but Joe sure as hell "loves his co-conspirator", oops, I meant "son", enough to pardon the little rat as he leaves the WH on January 20.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 05:51 PM (hkeif)

157 The only silver lining in this whole sexual revolution stuff is that it's somewhat self limiting. In sure that 19 yr old thinks it's great to have HIV but some random infection from another source and bye bye

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 27, 2023 05:51 PM (S75Fo)

158 What is it with NY politicans and whores and tramps and sexual misconduct? First you have Spitzer trying to use his power in congres to get more visas for "eastern European artists" which turned out to be strippers and prostitutes, and not long after we learned out they were probably also to benefit his madam friends.

Then Anthony Wiener and his Anthony Wiener escapes. Hillary's connection to Bill. Cuomo molesting women. And Gilabrand giving handies for her seat on the Senate.

Also i shouldn't be shocked to see there are now AIDs influencers, the gay mafia wants to do everything to make the world's think they're normal, and not the degenerate, diseased, child molesters everyone knows them to be.

The only hope is that these people (who you normal, not flying the flag everyday, gay people should be extremely pissed over) hasten their demise with this.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 27, 2023 05:51 PM (YB6QN)

159 This person is 19, has HIV & thinks it’s a cute fun thing.

-
Have HIV, Will Boink

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 05:51 PM (FVME7)

160 My manpiece wanted to get some stanky on his hang-down, but I said 'no baby, I gots ta go!' "

-Rep Nancy Mace (R) South Carolina
Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 05:45 PM (geLO

Damn. That's some fine jive.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 05:52 PM (BdMk6)

161 Prayer breakfasts are hot.
Posted by: eleven

Hotscakes!

Posted by: Eva Gabor as Lisa Douglas at July 27, 2023 05:52 PM (wuwH7)

162 "The state Health Department of Health"

Huh?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 27, 2023 05:46 PM (Wnv9h)

Right next door to the Department of Redundancy Department
Posted by: Monkeypox injection
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The City of Iowa City City Council has entered the chat

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 27, 2023 05:52 PM (aBJcM)

163 Anyone know any Martha's Vineyard real estate owner in need of someone who can both cheficate and paddle board which doesn't have the ocean lapping at the doors?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM

Well I knew one guy but.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 05:52 PM (CDowr)

164 "Lemme tell ya, I had to fight off some wicked advances from my Chris Hemsworth look-a-like boyfriend this morning (wink wink).
But anyhoo - made it to the funeral didn't I. Sorry for you loss. Where is the dead guy anyway?"

Posted by: Nancy Mace at July 27, 2023 05:52 PM (AbL8c)

165 I use Everclear to clean my tobacco pipes.
Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (rj6Yv)

---

Wow those guys have fallen on hard times. They were big in the '90s.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (wzAuc)

166 I seem to recall Hunter's favorite hooker, the one that told him he was doing too much cocaine, got some COVID grants from the government.

Don't remember if she used them for dental/health benefits though

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (lc5cP)

167 And speaking of feminists who defend r4pists, Hillary Clinton blames the heat wave on "MAGA Republicans."
______

Can't blame her. It's much cooler on the planet she comes from.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (brAQZ)

168 It must suck to work for Woke companies

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (xhxe8)

169 WTH is in that woman's pant leg? She either sh*t out a football, lost her wadded up Depends diaper or she's smuggling a shoat.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (P6qMv)

170 ""My manpiece wanted to get some stanky on his hang-down, but I said 'no baby, I gots ta go!' "

Maybe she learned how to talk like that during her time at the Citadel.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (1n+EO)

171 Is smartphone video usually reversed like that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (63Dwl)

172 I feel bad for the people who lost their jobs at Butt Lt. because the Ivy league scrunts decided to hate their customers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (CDowr)

173 The 19 yr old is TikTok influencer Zachary Wilmore who was the first male to be elected homecoming queen at his Missouri high school-

https://tinyurl.com/ynd7mwc6

Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (NpAcC)

174 My electric bill is in line with what I budgeted. Said budget was increased to reflect the tax increase on utilities. Surprise surprise, we're not using more electricity, rather, the cost has gone up.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (2YtOq)

175 162: hi there.

Posted by: Department of Redundancy Department at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (RdDl+)

176 Damn. That's some fine jive.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 05:52 PM (BdMk6)

Dat it is!

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (PiwSw)

177 "I don't know about you, but I don't have dental." - Ace
----
Wait a minute...the whole reason I opted to become a part-time weekend COB was for the AoSHQ platinum dental plan!

Was...was I misled? *sob*

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (BpYfr)

178 168 It must suck to work for Woke companies
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (xhxe

It does. Sucks worse to be unemployed though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023 05:54 PM (xcxpd)

179 Biden should pardon his son. It would mean he would take responsibility for it, instead of forcing the entire executive branch to cover for his lawbreaking son.

Straightforward, buck stops here corruption isn’t as damaging to the entire nation as making the DOJ, IRS, FBI, & ATF dance to his tune.

That’s probably why he wouldn’t do it.

Posted by: Cowboy Wally at July 27, 2023 05:54 PM (zQYCW)

180 139 Since I can't get real moonshine (unless the class 6 has some branded moonshine) everclear will have to do.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 27, 2023 05:48 PM (3CCua)

I use Everclear to clean my tobacco pipes. It works.
Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM (rj6Yv)

--Now I'm going to plus the Netherlands Bach Society, which if you love the Great Granddaddy's music is addictive.

This is actually a Bach cantata that feature a rumination over a pipe (seriously!):

https://youtu.be/KnVZHEBqiVA

Enjoy!

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 05:54 PM (ywVDE)

181 100 lbs of cottage cheese in 10 lb sweatpants

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 05:54 PM (v0R5T)

182
Why would a billionaire bang an autistic 16 year old?
I KNOW there are high class hotties in his neck of the woods.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023 05:34 PM (xcxpd)

__________

Power. No autistic 16 year old is going to demand half your stuff. You don't have to treat her as anything but (excuse my French) a fuck toy to be used and thrown away.

I would not be surprised in the least if these billionaires were the principal customers of trafficked children. Or if they tortured and killed them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2023 05:54 PM (MoZTd)

183 KJP re: pardon.

What else could or would she say?

It's not news until he actually does it.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 27, 2023 05:54 PM (JkCto)

184 Wait, I thought the A-B layoffs were marketing and admin, not employees working the line.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 05:28 PM (Rbu5d)

In-Bev had to close a bottling plant or two because of this [to them] fiasco. I think that what really caused this loss of market-share for Butt-Lite was that woman executive saying the current buyers were "too fratty."

Who knew that homosexuals, transsexuals, and other assorted Lefty rejects didn't consume massive quantities of low-quality moose-piss "beer" (for some definitions of beer). Oops...Oopsie!!!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2023 05:55 PM (pJWtt)

185 The only word that comes to mind is "Blobulent".

Posted by: fd at July 27, 2023 05:55 PM (iayUP)

186 Brendan "Glowie" Whitworth

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 05:55 PM (JvZF+)

187 172: what are fiduciary responsibilities again?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 05:55 PM (RdDl+)

188 I use Everclear to clean my tobacco pipes. It works.
Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2023

***
I hate the idea of buying a huge bottle of that stuff. One or more of the local Walmarts sell those little sample bottles of whiskey or vodka, you know, the kind the airlines used to hand out, for about a dollar each.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 27, 2023 05:55 PM (omVj0)

189 It must suck to work for Woke companies
Posted by: Skip

Worse

The sucking is MANDATORY

Posted by: Miklos from HR On- and Waterboarding at July 27, 2023 05:55 PM (wuwH7)

190 HIV is just another way to spell "luv."

Posted by: Your kid's teacher at July 27, 2023 05:56 PM (FVME7)

191

Alexandria Donkey-Chompers will tell us that these people just robbed a store blind because "they needed the food."

-----

They look like a devolved human subspecies that feeds by surrounding food with their butts, like an amoeba.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 27, 2023 05:56 PM (7xqnr)

192 Are you an English aristocrat? Former, perhaps?

Posted by: It would be cool if you were a Duke or Earl or something at July 27, 2023 05:46 PM (e8n94)

That would be awesome. Sadly no. I'm just a shlub.

That is sincerely how they are though. Our Reps are our Lords and Ladies now.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 05:56 PM (lX8VI)

193 One of those shoplifters clearly won't need food for at least 6 months.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 27, 2023 05:56 PM (brAQZ)

194 The only word that comes to mind is "Blobulent".
Posted by: fd

Cromulent

Posted by: Miklos, who learnt English too at July 27, 2023 05:56 PM (wuwH7)

195 Looked up Mace. Been married twice already is now engaged to the guy who had morning wood.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 27, 2023 05:56 PM (S75Fo)

196 179...That’s probably why he wouldn’t do it.

Posted by: Cowboy Wally at July 27, 2023 05:54 PM (zQYCW)

He'd need a shred of truthfulness and introspection. He has exhibited neither in the last 50 years.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 05:56 PM (Rbu5d)

197 "Anyone know any Martha's Vineyard real estate owner in need of someone who can both cheficate and paddle board which doesn't have the ocean lapping at the doors?
Posted by: Divide by Zero"

Which reminds me. Since global warming is now undoubtedly out of control I'm thinking there are plenty of beachfront properties in choice location I can pick up cheap. Surprisingly, I haven't heard anything yet but the rush to sell will no doubt be coming soon and I'll be ready.

Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2023 05:57 PM (KrJTL)

198 Mr. Harvard speaks!

David Hogg 🟧
@davidhogg111
·
Follow
If Biden did what Mitch did today the media would be covering non stop for the next two weeks. But because it’s a Republican it’s like nothing ever happened.
The right wing bias of corporate media is nuts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 05:57 PM (FVME7)

199
I remember the days when Reagan and Jesse Helms were mass murderers for not curing AIDS right now. Now all the Kool Kidz have STDs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2023 05:58 PM (MoZTd)

200
No...just...no.

Have some self respect.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 27, 2023 05:42 PM (1n+EO)

--------------

You're right, she's a politician

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 05:58 PM (74P1B)

201 I have to give it to Nancy Mace. Without using the actual words, she clearly told her supporters to fuck off.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 27, 2023 05:58 PM (brAQZ)

202 Really stupid thing to say at a prayer breakfast.
What was Nancy Mace thinking?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 05:58 PM (NpAcC)

203 Bud CEO gets the golden parachute while the wage apes get the golden shower

What do they do, shake a can of warm Bud Lite and then spray it on the outcasts?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 27, 2023 05:58 PM (p8A+W)

204
ZZ Top
"Woke Up With Wood"

https://youtu.be/G8XUma8WvG8

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 05:58 PM (geLO8)

205 I'm making $90 an hour working from home.

How sore is your asshole?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 27, 2023 05:58 PM (ppBhU)

206 It must suck to work for Woke companies
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (xhxe

It does. Sucks worse to be unemployed though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I unemployed, and it FINE

Posted by: sent from my Obamaphone at July 27, 2023 05:59 PM (wuwH7)

207 It must suck to work for Woke companies

I work for the woke US Navy, tell me about it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2023 05:59 PM (pmmLi)

208

What is a 'Nancy Mace' ?

Posted by: Sphynx at July 27, 2023 05:59 PM (P6qMv)

209 Who knew that homosexuals, transsexuals, and other assorted Lefty rejects didn't consume massive quantities of low-quality moose-piss "beer" (for some definitions of beer). Oops...Oopsie!!!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2023 05:55 PM (pJWtt)

--She thought, like men can become women, Butt Light can instantly transmogrify into Stella Artois.

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 06:00 PM (ywVDE)

210 Man this global warming is making me sweat.

Posted by: The fat on the fat of the fat back leg at July 27, 2023 06:00 PM (8GBH4)

211 >>Really stupid thing to say at a prayer breakfast.
What was Nancy Mace thinking?

Posted by: redridinghood

Just talking about riding the baloney pony

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 06:00 PM (geLO8)

212 I hate the idea of buying a huge bottle of that stuff. One or more of the local Walmarts sell those little sample bottles of whiskey or vodka, you know, the kind the airlines used to hand out, for about a dollar each.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Check and make damn sure it's real whiskey, or vodka. That usually requires a package liquor license for the hard stuff. Which is usually a lot more than Wal Mart wants to spend. People freaked out because that cinnamon fireball crap. They buy at 7-Eleven is malt beverage and not the cinnamon whiskey they thought it was. For the same reason 7-Elevens aren't gonna spend huge amounts of dollars on package. Liquor licenses.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2023 06:00 PM (yjSq/)

213 Mr. Harvard speaks!

David Hogg 🟧
@davidhogg111
·
Follow
If Biden did what Mitch did today the media would be covering non stop for the next two weeks. But because it’s a Republican it’s like nothing ever happened.
The right wing bias of corporate media is nuts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 05:57 PM (FVME7)

I wonder if David Hogg knows that the vast majority of the social-conservative Republican base despises The Turtle?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2023 06:00 PM (pJWtt)

214 BTW Thanks Horde for warning me not to watch the shoplifter video.

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 06:00 PM (ywVDE)

215 203 Really stupid thing to say at a prayer breakfast.
What was Nancy Mace thinking?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 05:58 PM (NpAcC)

I think she told us

Posted by: 7man at July 27, 2023 06:01 PM (qwO6y)

216 Follow
If Biden did what Mitch did today the media would be covering non stop for the next two weeks. But because it’s a Republican it’s like nothing ever happened.
The right wing bias of corporate media is nuts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at

Hogg boy seems kind of stupid.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 27, 2023 06:01 PM (rWwta)

217 But for hookers, thieves, and pedophiles, no bounty is withheld by the Democrat party.

---------

"You mean, like, with a paper towel?"

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 06:01 PM (kVQ9o)

218 @simonateba
BREAKING: @whitehouse @PressSec says President @JoeBiden will not pardon his son, Hunter Biden if convicted of tax fraud and probably other crimes. WATCH
---------

A father's love really knows no bounds

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 06:01 PM (lX8VI)

219 I'd like to know what church she attends where the pastor is Ok with this.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2023 06:01 PM (PiwSw)

220 Hot Air leads to globul Warmering... because MAGA exists, the Left must hyperventilate about them, spewing lots of CO2 and Hot Air into the atmosphere...

ergo, yes, MAGA causes Globul Warmering... but not for the reasons they state.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2023 06:01 PM (oHd/0)

221 Really stupid thing to say at a prayer breakfast.
What was Nancy Mace thinking?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 05:58 PM (NpAcC)

I thought it was hot!!

Posted by: Bill C. at July 27, 2023 06:01 PM (Zvtjl)

222 What is a 'Nancy Mace' ?
Posted by: Sphynx

It's shaped like a real mace, but is made of the same stuff as a pool noodle and claims to be "conservative".

Posted by: Miklos can explain at July 27, 2023 06:02 PM (wuwH7)

223 This is actually a Bach cantata that feature a rumination over a pipe (seriously!):

https://youtu.be/KnVZHEBqiVA

-
Did he do one for bongs?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 06:02 PM (FVME7)

224 Soon-
The HIV challenge on Tik Tok.
Everyone under the age of 20 will be trying to be infected with it.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 06:02 PM (NpAcC)

225 Bite the pillow, boy..... I'm going in dry.

Posted by: Otter 841 at July 27, 2023 06:02 PM (yHA2r)

226 --She thought, like men can become women, Butt Light can instantly transmogrify into Stella Artois.
Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 06:00 PM (ywVDE)

That's damning with faint praise: Stella Artois isn't exactly a full-bodied beer, either.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2023 06:03 PM (pJWtt)

227 216 203 Really stupid thing to say at a prayer breakfast.
What was Nancy Mace thinking?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 05:58 PM (NpAcC)

I think she told us
Posted by: 7man at July 27, 2023 06:01 PM (qwO6y)

Come on, the Handbook of Early Morning Sex CLEARLY states that before a Prayer Breakfast??? Yeah, Missionary position!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2023 06:03 PM (oHd/0)

228

Yeah, I can see Billy Jeff making a special trip to "reach across the aisle" and reach out to Rep Mace, you know to talk about golf and stuff...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2023 06:03 PM (PiwSw)

229 Wait, I thought the A-B layoffs were marketing and admin, not employees working the line.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 05:28 PM (Rbu5d)

Can the line workers lay off the administrators and VPs? That's your answer as to why the line workers were laid off.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 06:03 PM (eoQWY)

230 Word Bra.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at July 27, 2023 06:03 PM (CDowr)

231 Hogg boy seems kind of stupid.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 27, 2023 06:01 PM (rWwta)

--NPC

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 06:03 PM (ywVDE)

232
I'd like to know what church she attends where the pastor is Ok with this.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2023 06:01 PM (PiwSw)

_____________

She's the pinup girl for the Prosperity Gospel!

Posted by: Joel Osteen at July 27, 2023 06:03 PM (MoZTd)

233 >>Really stupid thing to say at a prayer breakfast.
What was Nancy Mace thinking?

Just a guess but I suspect she isn't a believer in any G-d but herself.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 27, 2023 06:03 PM (RLLZj)

234
1000-lb sisters rob a bank

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 06:03 PM (v0R5T)

235 Check and make damn sure it's real whiskey, or vodka. That usually requires a package liquor license for the hard stuff. Liquor licenses.
Posted by: rickb223

Noo Awlins

They can sell likker anywheres

Posted by: Miklos can testify at July 27, 2023 06:04 PM (wuwH7)

236 Miklos from HR On- and Waterboarding

Seems like I oughtta know you.....

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2023 06:04 PM (T4tVD)

237 CNN: "Someone made a bad mistake here."

"How could there be such a big miscommunication?!"

"I cannot even begin to understand how Hunter Biden's lawyers walk him into that courthouse without knowing exactly what the constraints, what the limitations of that deal are!" pic.twitter.com/2XP9ZmsWtF
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 26, 2023

There was no miscommunication. DoJ and Hunter's attorneys had a handshake deal that DoJ would never charge Hunter with anything else. The judge made DoJ say in open court that there are continuing investigations of possible Hunter crimes. They had no choice but to say that because DoJ had testified to a House committee that it couldn't hand over Hunter info because of ongoing investigations.

The possibility of DoJ filing additional charges was buried in one of the plea deal documents. The defense knew it was in there. The backroom deal was that DoJ would never charge anything else. If the judge signed the plea deal as written, she forfeited the ability to do anything to DoJ or to Hunter if she later learned DoJ wasn't investigating Hunter on FARA or any other offenses.

It was a setup against the judge all the way.

Posted by: Gref at July 27, 2023 06:04 PM (AMIL/)

238 Off topic:
Congrats to that up-and-coming scrappy kid Sam Bankman-Fried for having his campaign finance charges dropped by the DOJ.

What luck!

Posted by: DaisyB at July 27, 2023 06:04 PM (AbL8c)

239 I wonder if David Hogg knows that the vast majority of the social-conservative Republican base despises The Turtle?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2023 06:00 PM (pJWtt)

And that we actually DID talk about it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2023 06:04 PM (oHd/0)

240 It's shaped like a real mace, but is made of the same stuff as a pool noodle and claims to be "conservative".
Posted by: Miklos can explain at July 27, 2023 06:02 PM

Well it is a nice shape in her fiance's defense.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 06:05 PM (CDowr)

241 Did he do one for bongs?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 06:02 PM (FVME7)

--Maybe one of his grandchildren did.

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 06:05 PM (ywVDE)

242 The only word that comes to mind is "Blobulent".
Posted by: fd

Cromulent
Posted by: Miklos, who learnt English too at July 27, 2023 05:56 PM (wuwH7)

succulent

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 27, 2023 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

243 I miss Sarah. This new pimp ain't nothin

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023 06:05 PM (xcxpd)

244
Just a guess but I suspect she isn't a believer in any G-d but herself.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 27, 2023 06:03 PM (RLLZj)

____________

A self-made woman who admires her Creator.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2023 06:05 PM (MoZTd)

245 This is actually a Bach cantata that feature a rumination over a pipe (seriously!):

https://youtu.be/KnVZHEBqiVA

-
Did he do one for bongs?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 06:02 PM (FVME7)
-------------
No, but he did one for coffee.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 27, 2023 06:05 PM (ScR16)

246 "Under the initiative, sex workers in New York City and western New York will be provided with primary, sexual and behavioral health care, as well as dental care."

Hhmmm, looks like time for a career shift...on paper. I wonder if I can "identify" as a sex worker, but since I am married over 20 years, they probably won't buy it.

Posted by: American at July 27, 2023 06:05 PM (/A6Ad)

247 I wonder if David Hogg knows that the vast majority of the social-conservative Republican base despises The Turtle?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2023 06:00 PM (pJWtt)

And that we actually DID talk about it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2023 06:04 PM

Good ol' baby arms. LULZ.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 06:05 PM (CDowr)

248 That thing's round and plump booty weighs more then my entire body !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at July 27, 2023 06:05 PM (9e2kV)

249 Fun fact: most of California's fat people live in Sacramento.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 06:05 PM (JvZF+)

250 I'd like to know what church she attends where the pastor is Ok with this.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2023 06:01 PM (PiwSw)

The First Church Of The Gooey Death & Discount House Of Worship.

Posted by: Reverend Billy Sol Hargis at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM (Zvtjl)

251 JT

Posted by: Hiyawatha at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM (wuwH7)

252 Nancy Mace. Bless her heart, she really needs an internal filter, the poor little thing.

Did I get in all the proper South-isms?

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM (gmo/4)

253 Wasn't Susan Estrich defending BJ Clinton from all the accusations of rape, bimbo eruptions, and other sexual improprieties back in the 90s -- if not in the courtroom at least in the court of public opinion on all the talking head shows?

With "feminist" defenders of female virtue like her and Hillary, who needs toxic masculinity?

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM (kVQ9o)

254 I feel bad for anyone getting layed off, Bud had to go show they were Woke, and the ones doing it probably won't get hurt.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM (xhxe8)

255 fatties are gonna fat. it's what they do.

Posted by: x at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM (ZBPE2)

256 178 168 It must suck to work for Woke companies
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM (xhxe

It does. Sucks worse to be unemployed though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023 05:54 PM (xcxpd)

Soon those will be the only two options available.

Posted by: Woke or broke at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM (e8n94)

257
Congrats to that up-and-coming scrappy kid Sam Bankman-Fried for having his campaign finance charges dropped by the DOJ.

___________

The girlfriend is gonna get the hammer dropped on her, though.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM (MoZTd)

258

My electric bill is in line with what I budgeted. Said budget was increased to reflect the tax increase on utilities. Surprise surprise, we're not using more electricity, rather, the cost has gone up.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 27, 2023 05:53 PM

My electric bill reflects a 10% less usage from last year, when it was a couple degrees warmer then this year. But off the top of my head about $50.00 more. Bidenconomics. Pay more for less and hope Venezuela isn't around the corner. What a bargain.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 27, 2023 06:07 PM (enJYY)

259 @Hadrian...stolen!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 27, 2023 06:07 PM (2YtOq)

260 Fun fact: most of California's fat people live in Sacramento.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I limit my ice cream consumption to the rare occasions when I am in California.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelousy at July 27, 2023 06:07 PM (wuwH7)

261 250 Fun fact: most of California's fat people live in Sacramento.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 06:05 PM (JvZF+)

Uh, been to the Central Valley lately? Overweight Hispanics everywhere.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2023 06:07 PM (oHd/0)

262 What was Nancy Mace thinking?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 05:58 PM (NpAcC)

Gonna find my. baby, gonna hold him tight, looking for a little afternoon delight?

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson Smith at July 27, 2023 06:07 PM (xnpli)

263 Wasn't Susan Estrich defending BJ Clinton from all the accusations of rape, bimbo eruptions, and other sexual improprieties back in the 90s -- if not in the courtroom at least in the court of public opinion on all the talking head shows?

With "feminist" defenders of female virtue like her and Hillary, who needs toxic masculinity?
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM

Yea and that Gloria Alred scrunt. Frauds.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 06:07 PM (CDowr)

264
The First Church Of The Gooey Death & Discount House Of Worship.
Posted by: Reverend Billy Sol Hargis at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM (Zvtjl)

_________

Our Lady of the Evening Church

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2023 06:07 PM (MoZTd)

265 Just think 'rons, there are men who have actually had sex with those two women. If that doesn't shrink your winky, nothing will.

Posted by: Cheri at July 27, 2023 06:08 PM (oiNtH)

266 Posted by: Gref at July 27, 2023 06:04 PM (AMIL/)

Good summary. Judge was shrewd forcing DOJ to cover its ass at the expense of hunters sweet deal.

Posted by: 7man at July 27, 2023 06:08 PM (qwO6y)

267 It's true Stirling is muscular and has good strong bones; and he doesn't bulge at the sides like a classic fat cat. So maybe the vet is worrying a bit much. Still, it won't hurt the big black devil to lose a pound.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 27, 2023 05:42 PM (omVj0)

There's a chart you can see online you "measure" your cats fatness. Waist isn't the best, ribs is better. If Stirling is ending his growth curve he may just be eating a little bit too much, a lot like the Freshman 15 in college.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 06:08 PM (eoQWY)

268 Nancy Mace. Bless her heart, she really needs an internal filter, the poor little thing.

Did I get in all the proper South-isms?
Posted by: Archer
---
No home trainin'

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 27, 2023 06:08 PM (aBJcM)

269 I am too a Christian, just not the judgy, icky moralistic type.
Posted by: Nancy Mace's diaphragm

It's like Jesus said, "Let the Good Times Roll!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 06:08 PM (FVME7)

270 Look fat.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 06:08 PM (CDowr)

271 I'd like to know what church she attends where the pastor is Ok with this.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2023 06:01 PM (PiwSw)

I'd say Presbyterian or Catholic.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 06:09 PM (BdMk6)

272 Did I get in all the proper South-isms?
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM (gmo/4)

--

She's a half-bubble off plumb.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 27, 2023 06:09 PM (wzAuc)

273 If Susan Estrich is who I think she is…good lord, she has an irritating voice. Drove me nuts when I saw her interviewed.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 06:09 PM (RdDl+)

274 I wonder if David Hogg knows that the vast majority of the social-conservative Republican base despises The Turtle?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2023 06:00 PM (pJWtt)

And that we actually DID talk about it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2023 06:04 PM (oHd/0)

I wouldn't be terribly surprised if he didn't: Lefties are nothing if not "incurious" about non-approved thoughts. Of course, Lefties lie with the same ease as breathing, so who knows?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2023 06:09 PM (pJWtt)

275 The First Church Of Me so horny me love you long time.

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 06:09 PM (gmo/4)

276 Yea and that Gloria Alred scrunt. Frauds.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 06:07 PM (CDowr)

Nothing fraudulent about them. Feminists hate women about as much as men. It is all about power.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 06:09 PM (eoQWY)

277 I'm reposting this from Lost in Space. Quite good.

This article unwinds all the legalese from the Hunter Biden plea agreement hearing blowup and walks through how completely the DOJ and HB's attorneys were giving each other reach arounds and trying to ram past the judge the corrupt solution they reached to get Hunter off on all charges, current and forever. Of course this is more about shutting down exposing Sponge-Brain to getting indicted.

https://tinyurl.com/35ustwkt

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 27, 2023 06:09 PM (RqMSv)

278 My electric bill reflects a 10% less usage from last year, when it was a couple degrees warmer then this year. But off the top of my head about $50.00 more. Bidenconomics. Pay more for less and hope Venezuela isn't around the corner. What a bargain.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 27, 2023 06:07 PM (enJYY)

Just got my 'true up' bill for the solar... $689 for the year but 360 of that is in Admin fees.

This time of year my bill would be about $700 a month otherwise.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2023 06:09 PM (oHd/0)

279 The girlfriend is gonna get the hammer dropped on her, though.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM (MoZTd)

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Well that's the patriarchy for you. One sandwich where you didn't get the mayonnaise all the way to the edge of the bread and one missed morning of SEKXS and you are a gonner.

Poor Nancy Mace.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 27, 2023 06:10 PM (RLLZj)

280 I kept thinking Nancy Grace and was Ewww. Then saw Mace and went..Hmmm.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 06:10 PM (CDowr)

281
Fatty-McThief: Gee Doc, what diet plan do you think I should go on?

Doc: All of them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2023 06:10 PM (8GBH4)

282
Nothing fraudulent about them. Feminists hate women about as much as men. It is all about power.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 06:09 PM (eoQWY)

__________

Misogynist: a man who hates women as much as women hate each other.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2023 06:10 PM (MoZTd)

283 There's a chart you can see online you "measure" your cats fatness.

The internet is not working out as advertised.

Posted by: shall wonders never cease at July 27, 2023 06:11 PM (wuwH7)

284 What's skinnier, Hogg's arms or Schiff's neck?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 27, 2023 06:11 PM (rWwta)

285 Soon those will be the only two options available.
Posted by: Woke or broke at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM (e8n94)

Only one, because the Woke corp will die.

Its like an animal without a survival instinct.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 06:11 PM (eoQWY)

286 Listen to one of my best sermons from the First Church Of The Gooey Death and Discount House Of Worship! Available for immediate download, NOW!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uSJc-AkHu8

Posted by: Reverend Billy Sol Hargis at July 27, 2023 06:11 PM (Zvtjl)

287 The First Church Of The Gooey Death & Discount House Of Worship.
Posted by: Reverend Billy Sol Hargis at July 27, 2023 06:06 PM (Zvtjl

HVe t heard that in ... a long time. Imus in the morning

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson Smith at July 27, 2023 06:11 PM (xnpli)

288 There's a chart you can see online you "measure" your cats fatness.

The internet is not working out as advertised.
Posted by: shall wonders never cease at July 27, 2023 06:11 PM (wuwH7)

Internet is all about cats

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 06:12 PM (eoQWY)

289 I remember Jesus famous words to the woman at the well. Go for it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 06:12 PM (CDowr)

290 Well that's the patriarchy for you. One sandwich where you didn't get the mayonnaise all the way to the edge of the bread

Heh

Heh he heh

Posted by: Senators Kennedy and Dodd and a few waitresses at July 27, 2023 06:12 PM (wuwH7)

291 Saw Oppenheimer this week. Loved it. I want to see a double feature if it and Amadeus now.

The number of 20-40-something women and sus men that I could tell were seeing Barbie, because of the lurid pink or the cutesy outfits they were wearing, was slightly alarming. I can't tell if they went for the bubbly fun they thought they were getting vs "The Message" about the patriarchy.

Posted by: LizLem at July 27, 2023 06:12 PM (IhXEq)

292 The First Church Of Banging like Jackrabbits

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 06:13 PM (gmo/4)

293 I thought initially that that back leg extra fat was a coat jammed down her pants but then it jiggled.... gross.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2023 05:49 PM
.........

Maybe it was a honey glazed ham.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 27, 2023 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

294 Susan Estrich was director of Michael Dukakises disastrous 1988 presidential campaign

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 06:13 PM (JvZF+)

295 "... then he said 'You watch your fuckin' mouth an' I said, 'No, YOU watch it.'"

Posted by: Nancy Mace (cont.) at July 27, 2023 06:13 PM (wzAuc)

296 What's skinnier, Hogg's arms or Schiff's neck?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 27, 2023 06:11 PM

I'm gonna say Hoggs arms. At least Schiff's neck is capable of holding up his massive head.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 06:13 PM (CDowr)

297
Come on, the Handbook of Early Morning Sex CLEARLY states that before a Prayer Breakfast??? Yeah, Missionary position!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2023 06:03 PM

Everyone knows that 'Doggy position' is reserved for a Denny's value menu meal.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 27, 2023 06:13 PM (enJYY)

298 "Because the incompetent, poorly-educated, stupid and useless Ruling Class..."

You mean the GOP establishment. Watching that fool Mike Pence with Tucker... That is not a smart man. At all. Lindsey Grahamnesty? And these same types sunk Cruz and Walker in 2016 and now have sunk DeSantis for the time being.

The middle class knows common sense policies like cheap energy is the key to our lives(economic security is national security) and the GOPe actively works against it.

Posted by: Danimal28 at July 27, 2023 06:14 PM (ryUqI)

299 What's skinnier, Hogg's arms or Schiff's neck?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

*attempts to visualize Hogg putting Schiff in a pro rasslin' headlock*

Posted by: unsuccessful Miklos at July 27, 2023 06:14 PM (wuwH7)

300 289 There's a chart you can see online you "measure" your cats fatness.

The internet is not working out as advertised.
Posted by: shall wonders never cease at July 27, 2023 06:11 PM (wuwH7)

Internet is all about cats
Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 06:12 PM (eoQWY)

Ahem.... Internet is for Porn (safe for work, just funny)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2023 06:14 PM (oHd/0)

301 The Church of the Unsatisfied Morning Wood.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2023 06:14 PM (8GBH4)

302 I did it all for the nookie
Come on, the nookie
Come on, so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah,
Stick it up your, yeah
Stick it up your, yeah
Stick it up your

Posted by: Nancy Mace, Prayer Breakfaster at July 27, 2023 06:14 PM (ppBhU)

303 "Maybe it was a honey glazed ham.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler"

That's not honey.

Posted by: A B at July 27, 2023 06:14 PM (iayUP)

304 Was the prayer breakfast at the Waffle House?

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 27, 2023 06:15 PM (aBJcM)

305 Speaking of kld, demented sacks of shit . . .

Confused 90-year-old Feinstein told "Just say aye!" by aide at defense appropriations vote

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 06:16 PM (FVME7)

306 It's amazing the number of "influencers" who are too stupid to turn off the mirroring in their selfie videos. Or is that some sort of signifier that the "infuencer" is one of the koolkidz?

Or are they illiterate, and don't realize the words go only one way?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at July 27, 2023 06:16 PM (a/7LW)

307 Mace has bigger boobs than Michael Moore or Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 27, 2023 06:16 PM (/MvYl)

308 Gov. Kathy Hochul's administration is going to bat for the "world's oldest profession" by launching a free health care program for sex workers.

Before a round of applause for Hochul, we should check Medicaid Adult Benefits, state of New York as there's a likelihood many sex workers are mentally ill and eligible for/on that program. Oh look! NY's Medicaid dental benefits, for example, are extensive, with no spending limit; covers preventative, periodontal, dentures, oral surgery service. No orthodontia.

We strive to be so much worse than Europe whether in terms of abortion until birth or legitimizing stuff that no person without mental health 'problems" would engage in.

This isn't to help sex workers. It's to help undocumented individuals.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 27, 2023 06:16 PM (GshMh)

309 I mentioned earlier, the sex at the prayer breakfast thing is exactly how the aristocracy speak to each other in England.

This is what we have here now. This is who you work for.

I don't even know who she is and do not give a fuck, but I recognize it.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 05:37 PM (lX8VI)

At least in England aristocracy there's a chance that 10 generations back there's someone worth a damn in the bloodline.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 06:16 PM (eoQWY)

310 We be banging, but mommy had to go a praying.

- Nancy Mace (R) SC (Sexy Congresswomen)

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 06:16 PM (gmo/4)

311 Everyone knows that 'Doggy position' is reserved for a Denny's value menu meal.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 27, 2023 06:13 PM (enJYY)
===
And that's how they came up with "Grand Slam"!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 06:17 PM (JvZF+)

312 So the Democrats/ Marxists campaign bankrolls get the green light to be clean.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 06:17 PM (xhxe8)

313 Oppenheimer is the most Nolan of Nolan flicks. Great, but has excesses.
Nolan wants to out Kubrick Kubrick. 2001 is Nolan's favorite movie.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 27, 2023 06:17 PM (RqMSv)

314 Doesn't it just piss you off when fat people rob a store blind and leave their three shopping carts in the parking lot?

C'mon thieves, put those carts away.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 06:18 PM (ALmwe)

315 Also, Tim Scott should STFU and STFD.. RINO cocksucker.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 27, 2023 06:18 PM (/MvYl)

316 I'll save the news about my latest booty call for Bingo night, like a gentleman

I thought that's what an appearance of bats in the Monday Café signaled.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2023 06:18 PM (a3Q+t)

317 Susan Estrich was director of Michael Dukakises disastrous 1988 presidential campaign
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 06:13 PM (JvZF+)

You'd think they'd have wacked her for that tank debacle, and if not for that then the rapist answer.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 06:18 PM (eoQWY)

318 230...Can the line workers lay off the administrators and VPs? That's your answer as to why the line workers were laid off.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 06:03 PM (eoQWY)

From Instapundit:
CHANGE: Anheuser-Busch Restructures with Layoffs. “In a move aimed at streamlining its operations and adapting to changing market dynamics, Anheuser-Busch, the world’s largest brewer, revealed its decision to lay off positions across its U.S. corporate staff. The restructuring, announced by the company spokesperson and quoted by CNN, is intended to simplify and reduce organisational layers to position the company for future long-term success. However, the layoffs will not affect frontline staff, including brewery and warehouse workers, drivers, and field sales personnel.”

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 06:18 PM (Rbu5d)

319 Off topic:
Congrats to that up-and-coming scrappy kid Sam Bankman-Fried for having his campaign finance charges dropped by the DOJ.

What luck!

Posted by: DaisyB at July 27, 2023 06:04 PM (AbL8c)

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It's enough to almost make Jon Corzine blush.

Almost ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 06:18 PM (8IQBN)

320 STIAPs = STI Attracted People

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 27, 2023 06:18 PM (17s+e)

321 Was the prayer breakfast at the Waffle House?
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 27, 2023 06:15 PM (aBJcM)
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Church of the Temporary Mortal Condition

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 27, 2023 06:19 PM (2YtOq)

322 C'mon thieves, put those carts away.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 06:18 PM

That store use motorized cart earned it's money that day. Holy Fck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 06:19 PM (CDowr)

323 “Below, a TikTok AIDS (fake word)”.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 06:19 PM (BuNSa)

324 Oppenheimer is the most Nolan of Nolan flicks. Great, but has excesses.
Nolan wants to out Kubrick Kubrick. 2001 is Nolan's favorite movie.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 27, 2023 06:17 PM (RqMSv)

So a monkey uses a bone and it turns into Los Alamos Lab?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 06:19 PM (eoQWY)

325 The Clinton’s know a lot about murder, theft, destruction of public property, rape, assault, embezzlement, molestation and rape.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2023 06:19 PM (R/m4+)

326 Barbie (and Margot as Barbie) look great, but that only works for 15 minutes. It's not funny ... at all. Sound of Freedom is more entertaining.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 27, 2023 06:19 PM (RqMSv)

327 I think crapulent is the word we want.

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 06:19 PM (ywVDE)

328 Doesn't it just piss you off when fat people rob a store blind and leave their three shopping carts in the parking lot?

C'mon thieves, put those carts away.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 06:18 PM (ALmwe)
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They also parked in the handicapped spot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 06:19 PM (JvZF+)

329 >>I'm not a prude about these things -- but if I were speaking at a prayer breakfast, I think I'd probably have the wherewithal to suppress my need to brag about what I'm hitting and how often I'm hittin' it.

I chalk it up to pretty much everyone being on mind altering drugs.

And it was worse than I had imagined.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 06:19 PM (3Gsyt)

330 Thelma & Louise > Thighgoo & Liposqueeze.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 06:20 PM (CDowr)

331 As for Nancy, well, I'm from upstate S.C., so I can say with some authority that she's Low Country through and through. (Have fun with that).

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 27, 2023 06:20 PM (wzAuc)

332 Nancy Mace: Butt stuff? Yes or No?

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 06:20 PM (gmo/4)

333 Didn't Barry Obama address prayer breakfasts?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 27, 2023 06:20 PM (rWwta)

334 314: agreed. And it could have been 30 minutes shorter.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 06:20 PM (BuNSa)

335 Was the prayer breakfast at the Waffle House?
Posted by: screaming in digital

No

I would have delivered the sermon

Posted by: Miklos on behalf of the entire Waffle House Family at July 27, 2023 06:20 PM (wuwH7)

336 The speed waddling was impressive.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2023 06:21 PM (8GBH4)

337 I wonder if David Hogg knows that the vast majority of the social-conservative Republican base despises The Turtle?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2023 06:00 PM (pJWtt)

And that we actually DID talk about it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2023 06:04 PM (oHd/0)

I wouldn't be terribly surprised if he didn't: Lefties are nothing if not "incurious" about non-approved thoughts. Of course, Lefties lie with the same ease as breathing, so who knows?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2023 06:09 PM (pJWtt)
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What I find most laughable is he starts off saying "If Joe Biden did this..."

Hey dipshit, where do you get your news? joe Biden does this every day, and twice on travel days.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 06:21 PM (ALmwe)

338 I think crapulent is the word we want.
Posted by: logprof

GLARE

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Jill, Edith Wilson Elect at July 27, 2023 06:21 PM (wuwH7)

339 You'd think they'd have wacked her for that tank debacle, and if not for that then the rapist answer.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 06:18 PM (eoQWY)
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Can't.

She's Historic First Woman to run a presidential campaign.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 06:22 PM (JvZF+)

340 300 What's skinnier, Hogg's arms or Schiff's neck?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

*attempts to visualize Hogg putting Schiff in a pro rasslin' headlock*
Posted by: unsuccessful Miklos at July 27, 2023 06:14 PM

Despite what some assume, I do have a small arms permit.

Posted by: David Hogg at July 27, 2023 06:22 PM (a3Q+t)

341 They also parked in the handicapped spot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 06:19 PM

You woud too if your BMI was gravitational pull.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 06:22 PM (CDowr)

342 I think Nancy Mace's orgasmic "oh God's" prior to the prayer breakfast might be a out for her.

Sort of.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2023 06:23 PM (Q4IgG)

343 This was in Argentina, home to very beautiful women
and escaping Nazis...

Chuck Callesto
@ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: Missing millionaire crypto influencer Fernando Pérez Algaba found DISMEMBERED in suitcase...

This as US Authorities DROP CHARGES Against crypto criminal SBF Involving Campaign Finance Funds..

PAYING ATTENTION NOW?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 27, 2023 06:23 PM (TGPs7)

344
And that's how they came up with "Grand Slam"!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 06:17 PM

Truth be told I asked my wife for help with that comment. 'Come on' I said. Denny's. Cheap meal. Fast.

She couldn't dig it out. You did. Thanks.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 27, 2023 06:23 PM (enJYY)

345 Despite what some assume, I do have a small arms permit.
Posted by: David Hogg at July 27, 2023 06:22 PM

Golfclap.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 06:23 PM (CDowr)

346 Doesn't it just piss you off when fat people rob a store blind and leave their three shopping carts in the parking lot?

C'mon thieves, put those carts away.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 06:18 PM (ALmwe)

-------

It's almost as if the Free Shit Army epitomizes the height of ingratitude ... or something.

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 06:23 PM (8IQBN)

347 "~~Meaghan~~ Nancy does butt stuff"

New freshman move-in day sign at Vandy, or whichever school that was.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 06:23 PM (ALmwe)

348 Monkeypox? More like monkeyROCKS amirite?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2023 06:24 PM (8Vp1d)

349 Mace's use of the word "fiance" cracks me up. If there ain't a date set, it's just someone you're banging.

Posted by: Wally at July 27, 2023 06:24 PM (VEm33)

350
Nancy Mace: Butt stuff? Yes or No?

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 06:20 PM

Twice divorced? It's either that or cats. A lot of cats.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 27, 2023 06:25 PM (enJYY)

351 And you thought the cinnamon challenge was bad.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 06:25 PM (CDowr)

352 Is McConnell dead yet?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 27, 2023 06:26 PM (/MvYl)

353 Those two morbidly obese blob-robbers are not to blame. My theory is that their combined mass affected the local gravitational pull and those items were drawn into their carts because of that.

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 06:26 PM (gmo/4)

354 Nancy Mace: Butt stuff? Yes or No?

You bet, but only on Sundays.

Posted by: Patrick the "fiance" at July 27, 2023 06:27 PM (Xrfse)

355 348 "Nancy does butt stuff"

New freshman move-in day sign at Vandy, or whichever school that was.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 06:23 PM (ALmwe)

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Vandy has a water tower?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 27, 2023 06:27 PM (wzAuc)

356 Is McConnell dead yet?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

NO

McCorrel OK

Posted by: Mrs. McCorrel at July 27, 2023 06:27 PM (wuwH7)

357 Not this morning, Dear, I have a prayer group meeting is not an excuse I would have expected from a member of Congress.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 27, 2023 06:28 PM (RLLZj)

358 I mentioned earlier, the sex at the prayer breakfast thing is exactly how the aristocracy speak to each other in England.

This is what we have here now. This is who you work for.

I don't even know who she is and do not give a fuck, but I recognize it.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 05:37 PM (lX8VI)

--------

"Everybody's working for the cheek-end ..."

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 06:28 PM (TZd1U)

359 THis happened back in May. The most interesting thing is where the coke was headed: Belgium, which is a major weapons supply market, including a goodly amount of armaments from the Ukraine war. My speculation is that some of the coke might have been headed for certain groups in the Ukraine with a fondness for WWII era Germans.

LIMA, May 26 (Reuters) - - Dozens of packages of cocaine marked with Nazi swastikas as well as the name "Hitler" were seized at a port in northern Peru, from where would have been shipped to Belgium, police said on Friday.

Police said it was investigating whether there were links to Nazi groups, saying there were no well-known groups in Peru and that it was possible the symbol was only being used as a style.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 27, 2023 06:29 PM (TGPs7)

360 Those two morbidly obese blob-robbers are not to blame. My theory is that their combined mass affected the local gravitational pull and those items were drawn into their carts because of that.
Posted by: Archer

we have Questions

Posted by: California Air Resources Board at July 27, 2023 06:29 PM (wuwH7)

361 "STIs are a part of being sexually active; most people will get one at some point in their life. Folks will physically and emotionally experience STIs in a number of different ways. How we emotionally internalize a diagnosis usually stems from the stigma that people assign to these infections."

I am 29+ years old and I have never contracted a sexually transmitted disease, but then again I have not had sex with 8,700 different people in my life.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2023 06:29 PM (ncXxy)

362 Nancy Mace: Butt stuff? Yes or No?

Only when we do the rotisserie with Tim.

Posted by: Patrick at July 27, 2023 06:29 PM (/MvYl)

363 She couldn't dig it out. You did. Thanks.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 27, 2023 06:23 PM (enJYY)

*fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 06:29 PM (JvZF+)

364 Does Hogg Boy have an example of a Biden senior moment dominating the news for two weeks?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 27, 2023 06:29 PM (rWwta)

365 BREAKING REPORT: Missing millionaire crypto influencer Fernando Pérez Algaba found DISMEMBERED in suitcase...

-
Helluva suicide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 06:30 PM (FVME7)

366 I should have got myself elected to the Senate. That way, I'd still have work.

Posted by: General Francisco Franco at July 27, 2023 06:30 PM (ALmwe)

367 Trump was charged with 3 more counts for Jan 6th and they also indicted the head of maintenance at Mar A Lago.

If they indict Hunter with more charges they will probably charge Trump with kidnapping the Lindbergh baby.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 06:30 PM (ZLI7S)

368 366 BREAKING REPORT: Missing millionaire crypto influencer Fernando Pérez Algaba found DISMEMBERED in suitcase...

-
Helluva suicide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 06:30 PM (FVME7)

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What was he doing in Ft. Macy Park?

Posted by: Just Lily at July 27, 2023 06:31 PM (RLLZj)

369 This evening Corrupt Joe will give a speech at a National Archives Military Desegregation by Truman symposium. He'll proudly say he's made the US Military is the most diverse military, EVAH, in the history of the World!

Fine, Joe, fine. How many wars has your rainbow mixed-sex military won?

In case you missed it Joe, history tells us that virtually all winning military forces in history were mono-racial/skin color, very patriotic or very well paid mercenaries, and all-male.

Posted by: Gref at July 27, 2023 06:31 PM (AMIL/)

370 Nood lying Capitol cop.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2023 06:31 PM (8Vp1d)

371 BREAKING REPORT: Missing millionaire crypto influencer Fernando Pérez Algaba found DISMEMBERED in suitcase...

-
Helluva suicide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

I coulda been a Contender.

Instead of a dead pedophile billionaire bum, which is what I am

Posted by: Epstein din not kill himself with STYLE at July 27, 2023 06:31 PM (wuwH7)

372 I am 29+ years old and I have never contracted a sexually transmitted disease, but then again I have not had sex with 8,700 different people in my life.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2023 06:29 PM (ncXxy)
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See all the fun you've missed out on, being mutually faithful to your bride?

Posted by: Nancy Skankathon Mace at July 27, 2023 06:31 PM (ALmwe)

373 3 more counts for the documents not Jan 6th

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)

374 Those two morbidly obese blob-robbers are not to blame. My theory is that their combined mass affected the local gravitational pull and those items were drawn into their carts because of that.
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 06:26 PM (gmo/4)

I would almost bet that if a person gets within ten feet of those people, time starts running faster.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 06:32 PM (BdMk6)

375 Fernando Pérez Algaba found DISMEMBERED in suitcase...

Looks like that one woman who killed her boyfriend by suitcase teamed up with that Shabusiness chick.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 27, 2023 06:32 PM (ufFY8)

376 And then my fiancé said he wanted to pork my beans ... heh ... yeah a little TMI ...

Posted by: Nancy Mace at July 27, 2023 06:32 PM (8GBH4)

377 1000-lb sisters rob a bank

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 06:03 PM (v0R5T)

They were gonna have sex beforehand but they didn't want to be late.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 06:33 PM (lX8VI)

378 Now what did Mitch do that Biden apparently would never get away with?

Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom Aug 4 at July 27, 2023 06:33 PM (Emce2)

379 These rings of power sure keep their owners alive

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 06:33 PM (xhxe8)

380 What's the quickest quickie you've ever had?

/I actually hate those -- foreplay is the 80% of the 80/20 rule.

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 06:34 PM (MGJQu)

381

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 27, 2023 06:34 PM (PiwSw)

382 Despite what some assume, I do have a small arms permit.
Posted by: David Hogg at July 27, 2023 06:22 PM

*sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 27, 2023 06:35 PM (lX8VI)

383 Is Soviet Union DJT would have been executed already and the announcement he died in a car crash

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 06:36 PM (xhxe8)

384 What's with the "prove you're not a robot" thing?

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Posted by: Sometimes I just can't even because the world's so odd at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (e8n94)

In a lot of sites it allows the server to look at your browsing history to see if you have one, or see if you have been hitting that site repeatedly.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2023 06:39 PM (xhaym)

385 new tryead up

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2023 06:39 PM (dVp+R)

386 thread

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2023 06:40 PM (dVp+R)

387 Since I can't get real moonshine (unless the class 6 has some branded moonshine) everclear will have to do.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 27, 2023 05:48 PM (3CCua)

Try Georgia Moon, it is sold in a 750 ml mason jar and used to be guaranteed "aged less than 6 months in a paraffin lined barrel"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2023 06:43 PM (xhaym)

388 Mace is twice-divorced and has two children with her second husband. She's worth an estimated 5 million, champions women's rights, and was the 1st women to graduate the Citadel.

Husbands #1 and #2 must be joyful she's found a husband #3, a Charleston software entrepreneur.

She & AOC go for the IT guys who can further their careers, but AOC is more steady. Think of that.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 27, 2023 06:48 PM (GshMh)

389 Sorry but when I read this:

"But for hookers, thieves, and pedophiles, no bounty is withheld by the Democrat party."

I heard Cher in my my mind:

"Gypsies, tramps, and thieves,...hookers, pedophiles, and other skeeves...."

Sorry for the earworm....

_SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at July 27, 2023 07:03 PM (e/Osv)

390 So, in parting, let's just note that for the one or two who read the link, no actual 'brewers' (or workers in breweries) were laid off. The separated personnel were all involved in advertising and marketing, so the blame is actually falling in the right place. We now return you to the regularly scheduled series of outraged grunts.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 27, 2023 07:05 PM (4PZHB)

391 So, wasn't it a thing (and is it still?) for infected individuals to throw "breeding parties" with the objective of all attendees to be able to (after testing) proclaim themselves "proudly pos"?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at July 27, 2023 07:28 PM (8C7+r)

392 Couple of years ago, I met a college kid who caught the HIV. Told me several of his friends wanted him to "share the gift." We agreed it was weird.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 27, 2023 07:32 PM (9yUzE)

393 So is Nancy Mace an Applebees 6? or a Chili's 7?

Posted by: Blanco at July 27, 2023 07:45 PM (fIkXR)

394 They should change the name of AIDS to Dick Covid or Scrunt Covid. Then they’d triple bag it.

Posted by: Dead Name McGee at July 27, 2023 08:12 PM (Y2NGV)

395 The post included an image of recent media stories highlighting the recent spate of high temperatures in the U.S. and noted Republicans voted against the Inflation Reduction Act, Democrats' $739 billion climate package -- which President Biden signed into law in 2022.

"Hot enough for you? Thank a MAGA Republican. Or better yet, vote them out of office," Clinton tweeted Tuesday.

So it passed, and did nothing. I guess if it had passed with Republican votes it would have worked.

The Republicans are powerful that way.

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