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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
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UFO Whistleblower: We Not Only Have Recovered Alien Craft, But Have Also Recovered Non-Human, Alien "Biologics" From These Craft
But on Monday, an Air Force whistleblower contradicted the Pentagon's [denial about the recovery of alien craft], telling The Debrief and News Nation that the U.S. government is in possession of "quite a number" of alien spacecraft. "I thought it was totally nuts," David Grusch said. "I thought at first I was being deceived." But, Grusch said, he soon learned that United States government possessed "quite a number" of different kinds of non-human vehicles. "I have plenty of current and former senior intelligence officers who came to me -- many of whom I knew almost my whole career -- [and] who confided in me." This is not the first time government officials have suggested that the U.S. may possess alien spaceships. "I was told for decades that Lockheed had some of these retrieved materials," said the late Senator Harry Reid, who fought for greater disclosure. "And I tried to get, as I recall, a classified approval by the Pentagon to have me go look at the stuff. They would not approve that." Former deputy assistant secretary of Defense for Intelligence, Christopher Mellon, recently reported that he has spoken to more than four witnesses who say they know of "a secret U.S. government program involving the analysis and exploitation of materials recovered from off-world craft... Some have supplied information to the intelligence community's inspector general, others directly to the staff of the congressional oversight committees." Grusch's claims are shocking, and he has not made public any photographs, video, or written evidence to support them. He says he never saw any of the alleged nonhuman spacecraft himself. And, in response to a query, Defense Department spokesperson Sue Gough repeated what Kirkpatric had said in April. "To date, AARO has not discovered any verifiable information to substantiate claims that any programs regarding the possession or reverse-engineering of extraterrestrial materials have existed in the past or exist currently." But while Grusch has not shared written evidence in an unclassified way, he did provide classified intelligence reports, emails, and other documents to Thomas A. Monheim, the Intelligence Community Inspector General, as the law allows. As for photographs, the Defense Department prohibited Grusch from sharing any, as the letter from the DoD below shows. And now, multiple sources close to the matter have come forward to tell Public that Grusch's core claims are accurate. The individuals are all either high-ranking intelligence officials, former intelligence officials, or individuals who we could verify were involved in U.S. government UAP efforts for three or more decades each. Two of them have testified, including as recently as last year, to both AARO and Congress. The individuals said they had seen or been presented with "credible" and "verifiable" evidence that the U.S. government, and U.S. military contractors, possess at least 12 or more alien space crafts, some of which they shared with AARO, which AARO has refused to provide to Congress. The reason AARO "has not discovered any verifiable information," they said, is because it does have the authority to verify it and may not want to verify it. "In his testimony to Congress, Kirkpatrick said that AARO is operating under Title 10 authority, but most intelligence agencies operate under a higher, Title 50 Authority," explained a source "The intelligence community with Title 50, feels free to stonewall AARO with Title 10 because they view Title 10 authority as inferior to Title 50." The sources all expressed anger and frustration at the Pentagon's denial of the existence of nonhuman craft and materials. "The denials coming out of Susan Gough and the Pentagon are specifically chosen to use AARO as the source of information when Grusch has already addressed that AARO didn't have access. And so, of course, they didn't discover anything." Said another individual, "The AARO response is typical because they are not doing any investigation of the testimony they've been given. Kirkpatrick has not been reporting properly to the congressional committees."Grusch's whistleblower claims, not necessarily about the existence of aliens on earth but about the improper refusal to report evidence about the possible existence of aliens on earth, were determined by an inspector general to be "credible and urgent."
According to explosive reporting, and a subsequent clarification, the powerful internal investigative body that oversees the nation's intelligence agencies found a whistleblower's assertion that UFO-related information was inappropriately concealed from Congress "urgent and credible."
NOW - US recovered non-human biological pilots from crashed crafts, UFO whistleblower says in hearing.pic.twitter.com/P03WuSBwvD
— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) July 26, 2023
Coulthart on UFOs: ‘There’s no way this is going to be put back in a box’
— Mike Colangelo (@MikeColangelo) July 27, 2023
"I'm aware of people who purport to be in the legacy program who say that they too are prepared to give evidence." - Ross Coulthart
Elizabeth Vargas points out that David Grusch said he has spoken to 40… pic.twitter.com/ltHZ5Z0m16
Bryce Zabel lists some of the major things David Grusch said under oath yesterday at the UFO hearing.
— Mike Colangelo (@MikeColangelo) July 27, 2023
1) Murder to maintain the UFO coverup
2) Death and injury from working with NHI tech
3) Non-Human craft exist and have been retrieved
4) Some craft are intact, not just crashes… pic.twitter.com/FZUvk96lO9
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:09 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 27, 2023 12:09 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 27, 2023 12:09 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Iris at July 27, 2023 12:10 PM (NaH5I)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 27, 2023 12:10 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 27, 2023 12:10 PM (B1FKF)
In: "We Not Only Have Recovered Alien Craft, But Have Also Recovered Non-Human, Alien "Biologics" From These Craft"
Posted by: Chuck C at July 27, 2023 12:10 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:10 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2023 12:10 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at July 27, 2023 12:10 PM (Yjop+)
so ... no, don't believe any of this
Posted by: Big Star at July 27, 2023 12:10 PM (Modkf)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 27, 2023 12:10 PM (hH3Jo)
Posted by: Jefferson Starship at July 27, 2023 12:11 PM (tO+U3)
Posted by: Geoff Shotts at July 27, 2023 12:11 PM (13ivK)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 27, 2023 12:11 PM (iFTx/)
They made it all the way here from who knows where only to crash. Yep, seems likely.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:11 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at July 27, 2023 12:10 PM (Yjop+)
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I vote both.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2023 12:11 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 27, 2023 12:11 PM (xaNfJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2023 12:12 PM (xTRSc)
Well, yes, they are lying, but that doesn't mean we have aliens or spaceships, or anything other than the fever dreams of attention whores.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:12 PM (eOEVl)
Why would aliens only be interested in English-speaking countries?
https://tinyurl.com/3dpvfsu7
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 27, 2023 12:12 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 12:12 PM (slgIg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 12:12 PM (nEBqj)
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:12 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: That guy who says Yay! A Nephilim Thread! at July 27, 2023 12:12 PM (Oilae)
Posted by: The Media! at July 27, 2023 12:12 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 12:13 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JT at July 27, 2023 12:13 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Privileged White Guy at July 27, 2023 12:13 PM (tO+U3)
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 27, 2023 12:13 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:11 PM (t/2Uw)
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Yes, like a 777 flying from Tokyo, landing at DFW, and then crashing into the jet bridge.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 27, 2023 12:13 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:13 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Two ex- husbands. So at least 2 guys are sick of her shit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 12:13 PM (slgIg)
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:11 PM (L57Qg)
I have it on good authority that there should be busty aliens in this thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2023 12:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 27, 2023 12:13 PM (aXxgO)
Wasn't blood. Alien was jacking it and that caused the crash.
I assume space head is just as dangerous as road head.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (yjSq/)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: DanMan at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (CQAiS)
Posted by: Thomas Anderson at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (aY8cs)
Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (6xRrr)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (CDowr)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (t/2Uw)
Tee hee - we're doing it again!
You're really going to enjoy what we have planned for the fall!
Posted by: The Deep State! at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:11 PM (t/2Uw)
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Yes, like a 777 flying from Tokyo, landing at DFW, and then crashing into the jet bridge.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
*shifty eyes 👀 *
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (yjSq/)
Posted by: Bigfoot at July 27, 2023 12:14 PM (uVtfw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 12:15 PM (nEBqj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 12:15 PM (slgIg)
Humans: Oh thank god!
Aliens: Wait . . . what??
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 27, 2023 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2023 12:15 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 12:15 PM (CDowr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 12:12 PM (slgIg)
Maybe they get distracted looking at Mannix girls.
Posted by: spindrift at July 27, 2023 12:15 PM (iG1Nf)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2023 12:15 PM (aD39U)
Why would aliens only be interested in English-speaking countries?
UK - Aliens are studying why their universal translator don't work in Cornwall.
US - Aliens are having the same issue with their translators in South Boston and Philly.
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 12:15 PM (gmo/4)
I assume all alien civilizations are matriarchal. Populated by nothing but women who can traverse space at the speed of light but can never quite stick the landing.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (slgIg)
In Biden's case, it would be to sniff its hair.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Agent J at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (Wnv9h)
https://tinyurl.com/4pc4pny4
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (xcxpd)
The new issue of 100-Breasted Tentacular Bluefaces must have come out.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (2sKtj)
Posted by: Lincolntf
I think they are wanting to say "anything" other than an actual body.
Bodily fluids. Blood. Tissue. Etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (yjSq/)
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Since we're now talking about high-ranking intelligence officials and former intelligence officials, it seems pretty conclusive to me that everything they're saying is true.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (nEBqj)
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: mr tmz at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (KrJTL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 12:12 PM (slgIg)
. . . and apparently can't be bothered to send search and rescue missions to find and recover their missing spacecraft and crews.
Sure.
Posted by: a.moron at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (tu3iY)
And if other countries do too, they're all in on the coverup?
* cue Fox Mulder "I Want To Believe" poster *
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (L57Qg)
btw I don't believe this. Just posting it because it seems newsworthy.
As for it being a distraction op, well, this has been coming out in drips and drabs for a year or more. I don't think anyone had the foresight or ability to perfectly time this hearing with Hunter Biden's plea deal hearing.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (Rl89V)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Valiant at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (cy2xC)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Agent J at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (Wnv9h)
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Not a very good disguise.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (slgIg)
The green alien dancer babe in one of the Star Wars has a complete tit slip as she falls into a hole.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (GzDfN)
I thought they'd set aside the moon for parallel parking.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Xander Crews at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (MpOGS)
Posted by: Or, Was It Something Different? at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (tO+U3)
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (CQAiS)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 12:18 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 12:18 PM (nEBqj)
/ msm
Posted by: Montec at July 27, 2023 12:18 PM (Rudgo)
From the documentaries I've seen, all aliens have an English accent.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 27, 2023 12:18 PM (2sKtj)
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:18 PM (KaovF)
Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (KrJTL)
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To protect
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:18 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: MartynWW at July 27, 2023 12:18 PM (N1vqS)
an article, maybe that shellenberger one I linked (which is pretty long), mentioned worldwide hunts for these craft.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:18 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (KaovF)
I only know about it from Close Encounters!
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (KRtlO)
Wonder how that film holds up after all these years (haven't seen it since its debut in the movie theaters).
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (eOEVl)
I'll be right back!
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (nEBqj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (p+1gI)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (cUErL)
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (KaovF)
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Even the earmarks have hallmarks!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (ScR16)
I didn't see it at the time, but watched it decades later, during the 90s. I was surprised at how good it was.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 27, 2023 12:17 PM (aXxgO)
Kodos said 'pussy'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (iFTx/)
so ... no, don't believe any of this
Posted by: Big Star at July 27, 2023 12:10 PM (Modkf)
I can believe we're the only technically advanced civilization in the universe before I can believe that beings have visited Earth from other stars, which would require craft which violate known laws of physics.
Posted by: a.moron at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (KaovF)
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Heh. Earmarks FTW!
;-)
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 12:15 PM (nEBqj)
"She's gone from suck to blow!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (xcxpd)
Humans: Oh thank god!
Aliens: Wait . . . what??
Posted by: Elric Blade
Thread winner!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (AwYPR)
For some reason, they all lack genitals. I guess we must conclude that Ken left Barbie's Malibu Beach House and travelled to Alpha Centauri.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (Rl89V)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (gf7Ez)
Kodos said 'pussy'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (zZu0s)
Dude.... 😂😂😂
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (KaovF)
Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at July 27, 2023 12:21 PM (PQeev)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2023 12:21 PM (EtPNQ)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 27, 2023 12:21 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: spindrift at July 27, 2023 12:15 PM
That would be hillarious. "Researchers found their craft and their monitors were all on a busty bikini blonde on something called the Ace Of Spades website".
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 12:21 PM (CDowr)
I lean towards an Obamacare-like program in the sky, ever increasing, and with good paying jobs & grants for DIE, friends and family.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 27, 2023 12:21 PM (GshMh)
Humans: Oh thank god!
Aliens: Wait . . . what??
Posted by: Elric Blade
Thread winner!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM (t/2Uw)
'We still have TWO of the Three Branches of Government working- and that ain't bad!'
-Better President than Biden
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2023 12:21 PM (zZu0s)
I didn't see it at the time, but watched it decades later, during the 90s. I was surprised at how good it was.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (KRtlO)
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The bones that Paul Schrader laid down in the first draft of the screenplay were very strong. Spielberg laid his schmaltz and craft all over that, and it works really well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:21 PM (LvTSG)
The Truth - The "craft" is an old porta-john that was set on fire and half melted and the alien biology is....
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 27, 2023 12:21 PM (guQCa)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (KRtlO)
Didn't one of the kids say "penis breath" towards the beginning of the film?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: x at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (ZBPE2)
* I also think there are people hard at work under the orders of their dark gods to try and get the party started. I remind you of Chuck Schumer telling a less important imp to get out of his chair:
https://youtu.be/zpuR_KdVy-s
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (wqFd7)
Posted by: Lysergic Lawrence at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (tO+U3)
Posted by: Inogame at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (53oGX)
I think that's ET. But I might be wrong.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (KRtlO)
I only know about it from Close Encounters!
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (KRtlO)
#MeToo
Posted by: Montec at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (Rudgo)
Takeoffs and landings are the most dangerous part of flying. Also, if their crafts failed in deep space, we would never know about it.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (V1QHJ)
This may be a good time to remind people of Gell-Mann Amnesia.
"In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.”
– Michael Crichton (1942-200
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2023 12:21 PM
Yes, but she's nice to look at.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (CDowr)
Posted by: Lincolntf
I think they are wanting to say "anything" other than an actual body.
Bodily fluids. Blood. Tissue. Etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2023 12:16 PM (yjSq/)
***
It has the advantage of sounding all sciencey and shit.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (e4fEA)
I think that's ET. But I might be wrong.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (KRtlO)
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Yeah, it's ET.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (LvTSG)
*******
What the hell kind of name is Grusch? That's got to be an alien name. The guy has to be a plant...
...in both senses of the word.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (zLLgI)
Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (PWI4f)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:19 PM (KRtlO)
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Same. But then again, I was barely in grade school when it came out.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (DRSnL)
If there were aliens, Democrats would have registered them to vote a long time ago.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:18 PM (KaovF)
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"Hay-oh!"
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (S75Fo)
Didn't one of the kids say "penis breath" towards the beginning of the film?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (ufFY
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Yeah, and got rapped on the back of his head by his Mom for it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (ScR16)
Also, does anyone else find it remarkable that an alien civilization with the technology to travel across the cosmos to visit us also somehow can't figure out the technology to keep their spacecraft from crashing into the earth? Like they didn't think that one out all the way? Yeah we'll bend spacetime and travel light-years through the galaxy to anally probe these dumb animals on earth, but NOT having their flying saucers lawn-dart themselves wasn't in their planning.
Okay.
Posted by: ballistic at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM
Yep. E.T. called his bro penis breath.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (CDowr)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (KRtlO)
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You're not wrong.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (ScR16)
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Dee Wallace, the mom of the 80s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (DRSnL)
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"Stop parading your youth privilege, h8r! I'm so triggered right now I've lost a tooth from shaking so hard ..."
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: spindrift at July 27, 2023 12:15 PM
That would be hillarious. "Researchers found their craft and their monitors were all on a busty bikini blonde on something called the Ace Of Spades website".
And for some reason, this really annoys someone named Fen.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (ufFY
Pretty sure that was in Mary Poppins.
Posted by: spindrift at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (iG1Nf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (nEBqj)
Why would anyone believe any of these lies? Something needs to fill up the MSNBC front page I guess
Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (PQeev)
Posted by: Lysergic Lawrence at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (tO+U3)
Dude...
Posted by: Jon Anderson at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (CCSxw)
-- They Live, 1988
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (CQAiS)
Posted by: Aliens! at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)
That would explain a lot.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (NpAcC)
I accept those terms.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (35jYC)
It's like the 'transgenderism' fad/cult. These people born the 'wrong bodies' simply didn't exist in past societies outside of vanishingly tiny numbers of confirmed lunatics like Heliogabalus.
Posted by: TwimblyFan at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (Pj04B)
Whitley Streiber did some movie where people kept getting whisked up to the sky like they were being pulled by an immense string. I think Jullanna Moore played a mother whose child had disappeared. That was okay.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (t/2Uw)
The supermarket checkout tabloids have been trying to warn us for years.
Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2023 12:20 PM
Yeah, I never put much credence in them... but the fuzzy picture of long departed Elvis hiding behind the screen door? That had all the earmarks of truth.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (enJYY)
They're going to have to produce *actual. physical evidence* of what they're asserting, and not just easily doctored photos--subject to outside, independent examination.
Posted by: Just reporting at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (w7elb)
...in both senses of the word.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (zLLgI)
I thought usually guys like you were usually called a 'Fruit'.
Posted by: Miss Scarlett at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (GzDfN)
Takeoffs and landings are the most dangerous part of flying. Also, if their crafts failed in deep space, we would never know about it.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (V1QHJ)
Honestly, anything mechanical can fail.
Though it would be impressive to find out another species we able to develop craft that needed no maint ever.
Be even more impressive to learn they could carry a full allotment of spare parts in case something happened.
Posted by: Inogame at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (53oGX)
It is the pinnacle of human achievement!
Posted by: Aliens! at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2023 12:26 PM (zLLgI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2023 12:26 PM (35jYC)
Sure James Bond.
He says he knows the locations of UAP materials, but can't say the location because secrets.
He's already a whistleblower releasing classified information!
I call BS.
Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2023 12:26 PM (Jk9SN)
Oh. Great.
I believe this as much as I believe:
Biden actually won the 2020 general.
Epstein killed himself.
Hillary & Bill are the love-match of the century .
Michelle & Barak succeeded on their sheer talents and abilities with no outside interference.
Covid was a natural mutation.
Salt is bad for you.
The Ukraine is our friend and we need to help them.
Should I continue?...
Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump is or duly elected president at July 27, 2023 12:26 PM (l0Cy4)
yeah I don't get that
maybe they have to use DIE pilots in earth's atmosphere
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:26 PM (KRtlO)
The true aliens.
You are an alien. I am an alien. Everyone can be an alien. Together. And that's what makes us so special. Special. Special.
-Kamala Harris
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:26 PM (KaovF)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 27, 2023 12:26 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 12:26 PM (CDowr)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 27, 2023 12:26 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Jon Anderson at July 27, 2023 12:24 PM (CCSxw)
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"Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there."
What else were you expecting mountains to do?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 27, 2023 12:26 PM (ScR16)
Biologics = Alien Tentacled Space Penis
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2023 12:27 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Xander Crews
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Maybe the Secret Service is preparing us for the conclusion of their investigation that it was aliens who left Hunter's cocaine in the White House.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at July 27, 2023 12:27 PM (gf7Ez)
British judge declares "Prince" Harry Hewett full of shit, drops a number of suits as "implausible".
Posted by: Auspex at July 27, 2023 12:27 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Miss Scarlett
lol, not sure why that reference is being made, but I enjoyed it
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:27 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2023 12:27 PM (eYoxG)
1. Putin is about to lay the Mother of All Humiliations on the Banana Empire.
2. The "vaccine" is about to prove deadlier than thought.
3. This is true.
One of those things is not like the other.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 27, 2023 12:27 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2023 12:27 PM (TZ75n)
*******
What the hell kind of name is Grusch? That's got to be an alien name. The guy has to be a plant...
...in both senses of the word.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (zLLgI)
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Hahahaha!!!
Yup. He is!
Posted by: Gort at July 27, 2023 12:27 PM (e4fEA)
yeah I don't get that
maybe they have to use DIE pilots in earth's atmosphere
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:26 PM (KRtlO)
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THE GHOST OF KIEV SHOT THEM DOWN, HATERS
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (JTwsP)
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* #DrunkDonLeMon and his Black Hoes have entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (L57Qg)
********
In fairness I WAS the apple of my mother's eye!
😄
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (zLLgI)
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We've been trying to contact you regarding your spacecraft warranty. It has been 3 trillion fentlaks since your last warranty update. Please contact our warranty service center to ensure your receive the maximum protection anywhere in the galaxy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (GzDfN)
Those are some elbows.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (KRtlO)
Communion?
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (/L0wK)
Aliens: Take us to your leader!
Us: O.K here he is, his name is Joe.
Aliens: What the fuck?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (CDowr)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (KRtlO)
Yes, ET.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 27, 2023 12:29 PM (ufFY8)
You deserve this malignant government if you believe any of this.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2023 12:29 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2023 12:29 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 27, 2023 12:29 PM (GshMh)
"The Intergalactic Transportation Safety Board determines that the probable causes of this accident were (1) the pilots’ unprofessional behavior, deviation from standard operating procedures, and poor airmanship, which resulted in an in-flight emergency from which they were unable to recover; (2) failure to maintain a sterile flight deck due to improperly accessing local world internet."
Posted by: ITSB at July 27, 2023 12:29 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: That guy who says Yay! A Nephilim Thread! at July 27, 2023 12:29 PM (Oilae)
sounds right, I know he has a book called that
i always wanted to watch Wolfen, I should do that eventually.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:29 PM (KRtlO)
-/-
We can send a shuttle all the way to the moon and it could crash there. No machinery, no matter how advanced, is going to be 100% fail proof.
Posted by: Montec at July 27, 2023 12:29 PM (Rudgo)
...in both senses of the word.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2023 12:23 PM (zLLgI)
I Am Groot...
Posted by: Groot at July 27, 2023 12:29 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2023 12:29 PM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
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There's a Hamlet pun in there somewhere.
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:29 PM (L57Qg)
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I think there's certainly a deception going on here, maybe even a great one.
I don't think anyone inside the federal government is calling the shots, either.
Posted by: Methos at July 27, 2023 12:29 PM (kOpft)
Now you know how true the claims are.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (KaovF)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (gHSfI)
damn, she was hot, not like mannix girls with big hands and moles.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (B1FKF)
maybe they have to use DIE pilots in earth's atmosphere
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:26 PM (KRtlO)
If you have the power and knowledge to transverse the Universe -there is zero reason anymore to go anyway - you already fucking know everything.
Posted by: Boswell at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (K+UlC)
Was she a showgirl?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM
Damnit Archimdes. That was 30 years ago when they used to have a show.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (CDowr)
Was she a showgirl?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (eOEVl)
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Until she was eaten by a Rancor.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (lf83v)
The only real issue I have with this is why? I mean what resource does the Earth have that these aliens are here to scout or exploit? They wouldn't have come all of that distance just to spy on us. Maybe it's pre invasion recon or something similar but if these things are real, and it appears they are in fact genuine, then what do they want from us.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:27 PM (KRtlO)
Deep CLUE ref. In it, Mr Green was blackmailed by Mr Body for being a homosexual working in the state dept- because he would lose his clearance on security ground if it came out. In the... third ending, after shooting Tim Curry, he tells the others that he is with the FBI and says 'I'm a plant.' To which Miss Scarlet says...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (zZu0s)
Some solar panels, installed without cost to you?
We can also paint your house number in the street next to your house!
Posted by: Aliens! at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (2tUFv)
It's like the 'transgenderism' fad/cult. These people born the 'wrong bodies' simply didn't exist in past societies outside of vanishingly tiny numbers of confirmed lunatics like Heliogabalus.
Posted by: TwimblyFan at July 27, 2023 12:25 PM (Pj04B)
Radio waves didn't start until after the Roman Empire.
One could argue that we didn't draw attention until signals started going out into space and were intercepted.
I don't know, of course, but if I were to try to argue, that'd be my start of it.
Posted by: Inogame at July 27, 2023 12:31 PM (53oGX)
So these 'aliens' can traverse billions of miles of space without an issue, dodging meteors, asteroids, random space crap, all kinds of radiation, etc. yet when they encounter EARTH, they can't figure out how to maneuver their craft in our atmosphere and crash?!? BULLSHIT!
I'm your guy. I can fly. *hic*
Posted by: Randy Quaid at July 27, 2023 12:31 PM (n+4am)
And yet this guy claims multiple crash sites. It's like the aliens are in the parking lot at Costco.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:31 PM (eOEVl)
'Sir, that idiot Hunter refused to plead guilty, and now the normies are becoming aware of just how insanely corrupt that idiot Joe has always been'.
GET SOME FAKE WHISTLEBLOWERS AND START TALKING ABOUT ALIENS THEN, YOU MORON, WHY DO I HAVE TO THINK OF EVERYTHING MYSELF!!!?
Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 27, 2023 12:31 PM (setIA)
Posted by: Mammalian Aliens at July 27, 2023 12:31 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: Groot at July 27, 2023 12:29 PM
Imagine the Aliens encountering Lightfoot as their first human.
Mommy!!!
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 12:31 PM (CDowr)
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I think there's certainly a deception going on here, maybe even a great one.
I don't think anyone inside the federal government is calling the shots, either.
Posted by: Methos
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I rate this claim as true.
Posted by: whig at July 27, 2023 12:31 PM (9hLLz)
"It's an OP," I told my hubby. And sure enough, all the fear mongering about COVID was an OP.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (RLLZj)
oh okay. I knew the reference, wasn't sure how it fit into the thread
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (KRtlO)
One could argue that we didn't draw attention until signals started going out into space and were intercepted.
I don't know, of course, but if I were to try to argue, that'd be my start of it.
Posted by: Inogame at July 27, 2023 12:31 PM (53oGX)
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We're too primitive.
We have to break the warp barrier, first, hopefully while an alien spaceship is in the area.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (b+YaX)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Conqueror Of Worlds! at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (2tUFv)
One could argue that we didn't draw attention until signals started going out into space and were intercepted.
I don't know, of course, but if I were to try to argue, that'd be my start of it.
Posted by: Inogame at July 27, 2023 12:31 PM (53oGX)
Habitable planets are ridiculously scarce and radio wouldn't have traveled that far. Apparently only around 200 light years. Aliens wouldn't have been relying on anything we're putting out to find us at the distances we're talking.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: x at July 27, 2023 12:22 PM (ZBPE2)
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Another threadwinner candidate.
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (L57Qg)
Now i'm going to go home and make love to my wife.
Posted by: Mr. Green at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (KRtlO)
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Who do you think put the Romans, Egyptians, et al here in the first place?
Posted by: History Channel Aliens Guy With Crazy Hair at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (lf83v)
😄
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (zLLgI)
I'm jealous. I think I was maybe the rotten apple of my mother's eye. When she could be bothered to pay attention.
Perhaps I have overshared and will now retreat back to the warm blanket of sarcasm. How bout them aliens!!
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (KaovF)
They made it all the way here from who knows where only to crash. Yep, seems likely.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:11 PM (t/2Uw)
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NASA sent a probe to Mars only to have it slam into the surface of that world because they mixed up metric and imperial distances.
www.simscale.com/blog/ nasa-mars-climate-orbiter-metric/
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (xT7BI)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Space Race at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (VsUo2)
Would you land if it was known you had evidence that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Clinton?
Posted by: Gort at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (e4fEA)
Maybe these aliens are like the Cuban refugees of this part of space. They're travelling in crafts barely fit for purpose because they just want out and are slapping together anything that'll fly.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (V1QHJ)
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Have you seen how aliens drive?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (eYoxG)
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The key is Pensacola, Florida.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aliens! at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (GshMh)
"Grüsch is a Swiss village in the Prättigau"
but apparently the word is german and means something like "creepy"
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (B1FKF)
But I don't buy space aliens among us. I don't buy alien technology everywhere. I don't buy alien DNA or whatever in government labs. No sale. The odds of it are so preposterously low in the first place that it is exceedingly unlikely. The odds of aliens coming here and landing in the US is even lower. The odds of aliens coming here and landing in *only* the US is lower still. The odds of aliens coming here and landing only in the US and the government being the first to the scene and able contain *everything* is even smaller. The odds of aliens coming here and landing only in the US and the government being able to control it and then the government being able to keep it a secret for generations is yet lower.
I think they're trying for a "we must unite to combat the alien menace" thing, or maybe it's just a run-of-the-mill distraction. Either way, color me "entirely skeptical to the point of outright dismissal on its face."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)
Zero is a number.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM
Like over 100! Think I'm joking?
Posted by: Biden J at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (CDowr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (KRtlO)
Because Muldoon said the guy had to be a plant, and that popped into my head.
I have beaten this joke to within an inch of it's life.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (ncXxy)
We don't have anything they want. Aliens come here to stare at us. We're so fucking stupid as a species, that they can't help but stare at us. Like a traffic accident.
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2023 12:27 PM (eYoxG)
Then explain Rubik's Cube.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (TZ75n)
Complete and utter hogwash.
Anyone who has any passing familiarity with the vastness of the universe and the physics of interstellar travel knows this is bovine scatology.
This like everything else is an Op.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (rc3Z7)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (ncXxy)
Corruption, ignorance and general human frailty. Seems to be a plenty enough resource for the Left.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (KaovF)
It tasted real good
(Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum
Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum)
Then I watched a movie
From Hollywood
(Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum
Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM
Yes. Most of them don't have insurance or a license.
Posted by: Biden J at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (CDowr)
Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom Aug 4 at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (KrJTL)
Posted by: spindrift at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (iG1Nf)
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (R2gO3)
"Biologics" could be anything, really. Essential oils, spores.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (ncXxy)
Corruption, ignorance and general human frailty. Seems to be a plenty enough resource for the Left.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (KaovF)
Mining for people that rank high in terms of Kohns. The dumber, the higher the density.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (iziT8)
Anyone who has any passing familiarity with the vastness of the universe and the physics of interstellar travel knows this is bovine scatology.
This like everything else is an Op.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (rc3Z7)
So the Science is settled? Our understanding of the universe is complete?
That said, yeah, this is likely an Op
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (xcxpd)
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Who do you think put the Romans, Egyptians, et al here in the first place?
Posted by: History Channel Aliens Guy With Crazy Hair at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (lf83v)
Also the plot to... the Gary Sinise one... Mission to Mars?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (zZu0s)
Going to recover items and having to work out clandestine methods and/or fight other countries going after the same stuff?
Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (Jk9SN)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (IwleO)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Mr. Green at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)
Yeah that seems a far more likely outcome to me.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (Bd6X
I wonder how that EV we left on the moon is holding up?
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (AwYPR)
I am inclined to think it supernatural. Demonic for lack of an ability to understand it. It is stupefying. Like, WWII origins being tied to the occult stupefying.
Posted by: That guy who says Yay! A Nephilim Thread! at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (Oilae)
Posted by: Space Alien Who Likes Fat People at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (b+YaX)
Just to be safe...
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (R2gO3)
And excellent speakers?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM
Yes. Most of them don't have insurance or a license.
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They are fueled by Modelo.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (8Sqzu)
"Biologics" could be anything, really. Essential oils, spores.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (Mzdiz)
Alien basket weaving
Alien knitting
Alien...
Oh, not those types of crafts?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)
They will NEVER allow us to unite again unless it's specifically about dispensing with around two thirds of the population. Then they will promote plenty of "unity".
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (KaovF)
Posted by: bonhomme
That's just the back of the VHS box of Alien Nation.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (jzzG8)
Anyone who has any passing familiarity with the vastness of the universe and the physics of interstellar travel knows this is bovine scatology.
This like everything else is an Op.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (rc3Z7)
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It's leftovers from the civilization on Venus, sent to the third planet in the solar system as warning against the effects of SUVs on a planet's atmosphere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (LvTSG)
on a timeline of earth, we are but a grain of sand and another analogous grain of sand has found us
as John Holmes GF always said
that pretty hard to swallow
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)
Joke's on them. If there are aliens, I'm defecting.
If the choice is between a civilization that can't define what a woman is, and one that has developed FTL technology, it's a no-brainer.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (gJKGU)
I mean what resource does the Earth have that these aliens are here to scout or exploit? They wouldn't have come all of that distance just to spy on us. Maybe it's pre invasion recon or something similar but if these things are real, and it appears they are in fact genuine, then what do they want from us.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (ncXxy)
Water. More than one Space Alien Invasion film has used water as the desired resource.
Of course, there's always the possibility that they were on their way to Proxima Centauri and Earth just blundered into their flight path.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (Emce2)
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"Today, America would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order [referring to the 1991 LA Riot]. Tomorrow they will be grateful! This is especially true if they were told that there were an outside threat from beyond [i.e., an "extraterrestrial" invasion], whether real or promulgated, that threatened our very existence. It is then that all peoples of the world will plead to deliver them from this evil. The one thing every man fears is the unknown. When presented with this scenario, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well-being granted to them by the World Government."
-- Dr. Henry Kissinger, Bilderberger Conference, Evians, France, 1991
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM
Yes. Most of them don't have insurance or a license.
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They are fueled by Modelo.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (8Sqzu)
One hit my son a couple of weeks ago. At least, it turns out, he had insurance (the alien as well as my son)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (a816X)
Posted by: Mars Memoirs at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
___________
Our wind turbine and electric car technology. Duh.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (ncXxy)
____________
"Yea, about that. You ain't gonna like it . . . ."
-- Diana
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (YhWJc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (lf83v)
Hunter! Stop Snorting our Alien Guest!
Posted by: Joey at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (A/awJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (Bd6X
Hah! Bingo!
Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom Aug 4 at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (xTRSc)
😄
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (zLLgI)
I'm jealous. I think I was maybe the rotten apple of my mother's eye. When she could be bothered to pay attention.
Perhaps I have overshared and will now retreat back to the warm blanket of sarcasm. How bout them aliens!!
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (KaovF)
You're definitely not alone. All the evidence pointed to my folks, but especially mommy dearest, hating my fucking guts. It's a hurt that never fully goes away.
Posted by: If your parents loved you, be thankful at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (e8n94)
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (iziT8)
ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS HERE
Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (Jk9SN)
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Have you seen how aliens drive?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2023 12:33 PM (8Sqzu)
***
Alien Blue-hairs. Can barely see over the instrument panel.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (e4fEA)
DoD: Aliens? No, there's no aliens. But we sure need a lot of money/personnel to investigate something over here. But we can't talk about it or disclose it. Trust us.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: FlatvilleBill at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (xJMpc)
Please eat!
Posted by: Space Alien Who Likes Fat People at July 27, 2023 12:36 PM (b+YaX)
I heard that eating pork makes our fat unpalatable to aliens.
Bacon FTW!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Gordon Shumway at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Joey at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (ynpvh)
Fortunately for us, some humans enjoy collecting spores, molds, and fungus.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (Rbu5d)
Mission Impossible 8: Dude Where's My Biologics
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Gordon Shumway at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (PiwSw)
https://youtu.be/vEtbfzMLVWU
Posted by: Joey at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (ynpvh)
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They aren't.
At one point in the testimony is made referring to a 1971 agreement between us and the Soviets aimed at avoiding accidental nuclear exchanges. In 2013 communications under that treaty about UFOs buzzing each of our nuclear sites was declassified, and apparently no one noticed.
Your map is wildly incomplete.
Posted by: Methos at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (kOpft)
https://is.gd/GWStbW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)
Alien comes to Earth. Earth's leaders meet with alien. They discuss governance, the humans assuming that elevated life forms are all collectivist in nature.
Alien informs them that collectivism had been outlawed by his planet thousands of years ago which led to an explosion of innovation that quickly led to their ability to explore the stars.
Human leaders murder alien.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (guGkK)
That will tell you *all* that you need to know about the origin, genesis and purpose of the claims.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (KaovF)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (eYoxG)
I'll play. Habitable for whom?
Also, whose to say there aren't advanced sensor arrays that allow for noticing life before radio waves reach destinations?
We send probes out with golden records... something that can bend light or however they supposedly travel might have better probes.
Posted by: Inogame at July 27, 2023 12:40 PM (53oGX)
_________
Clearly, the Women's Soccer World Cup.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2023 12:40 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2023 12:40 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Latham & Watkins at July 27, 2023 12:40 PM (VsUo2)
https://is.gd/GWStbW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)
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Weirdly skinny arms. She doesn't even lift, bro.
1/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 27, 2023 12:40 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 27, 2023 12:40 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 27, 2023 12:40 PM (lZVy/)
https://is.gd/GWStbW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)
Elbows too pointy. Would not bang.
2/10
Posted by: Not TJM at July 27, 2023 12:40 PM (ynpvh)
And of course they won't talk with us.
Didn't anyone remember Star Trek, the original series?Does anyone recall "The Prime Directive"?
Geez.
Anyone?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 27, 2023 12:40 PM (i+mOk)
Posted by: it's me donna at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (djUq5)
Now i'm going to go home and make love to my wife.
Posted by: Mr. Green at July 27, 2023 12:32 PM (KRtlO)
Oh! Good Shot, Green.
Very Good.
Posted by: Mr Body at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (zZu0s)
Alien knitting
Alien...
Oh, not those types of crafts?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
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"Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl ..."
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: The Count at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (tO+U3)
_______
Because they studied our Star Trek episodes and realized that every space civilization speaks English.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
Long pork?
Slave labor?
Battle-thralls to throw at an enemy that they are too physically degenerate to have a chance against?
Exotic pets that develop hilarious gender identities?
The material in our fingernails, for some kind of weird high-tech use we can't fathom?
Entertainment. No other form of intelligent life has developed Florida Man.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (gJKGU)
Posted by: Las Vegas Visitors Center at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (VsUo2)
👍🏻
(insert biting sarcasm here)
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (KaovF)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (4Zv17)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (djUq5)
-- Dr. Henry Kissinger, Bilderberger Conference, Evians, France, 1991
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (L57Qg)
I had an eccentric neighbor (he had a tank in his yard) who would regale me with tales about the Bilderbergers and such. I thought he was a nice nutcase. But I'm beginning to think I should have paid closer attention.
Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom Aug 4 at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 12:42 PM (guGkK)
_________
Clearly, the Women's Soccer World Cup.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2023 12:40 PM (lf83v)
Wasted effort.
Posted by: Nobody's paying attention anyway at July 27, 2023 12:42 PM (e8n94)
Posted by: Scottst at July 27, 2023 12:42 PM (qcvs8)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2023 12:42 PM (Cus5s)
https://is.gd/GWStbW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)
That is one shapely lady!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2023 12:42 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (djUq5)
They've watched what happens to little boys and camels. I mean, they're supposed be the ones doing the anal probing, nor receiving them.
Posted by: Not TJM at July 27, 2023 12:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2023 12:42 PM (A0/af)
Do you understand now?
Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2023 12:42 PM (a816X)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2023 12:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zombie Patricia Neal, Pleasuring Herself at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (b+YaX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)
For the record.. UFO folks do not contend only the US has had encounters. In fact sightings and crashes have been rumored on all continents (except Antarctica)
Posted by: Inogame at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (53oGX)
So is i.
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2023 12:42 PM (A0/af)
Can get quite complex. I'll vector away from this.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: CNNMSNBCABCCBSNBC dingleberries at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: ace
********
I think it started at #139
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (zLLgI)
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (iziT8)
With 70%? 80%? of the world's popultion having good resolution cameras in the pocket, how can there be NO good photos of any of it?
I dunno, I'm more concerned about the C130 (or similar aircraft) that flew back and forth over our area a few days ago.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (Rbu5d)
https://is.gd/GWStbW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)
Wow, what a body!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (xcxpd)
First, life has to exist somewhere else. We have no evidence of that, but "space aliens" as an answer presupposes it.
Then, that life has to be able to travel astronomical distances
Then, that life has to *want* to travel astronomical distances
Then, that life has to find our little solar system
Then, that life has to find our planet in that little solar system
Then, that life has to want to visit this planet
Then, that life has to actually visit this planet
Then, the governments on this planet have to be able to engage that life without others finding out about it
Then, those same governments have to keep it a secret over long periods of time
"Space aliens" requires a hell of a lot of assumptions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (lZVy/)
https://is.gd/GWStbW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)
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Weirdly skinny arms. She doesn't even lift, bro.
1/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)
The real universal language and racial healer is boobs.
Posted by: Mr Body at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: If your parents loved you, be thankful at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (e8n94)
Very curious , did you ever ask her about it?
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (djUq5)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (jwRpK)
Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (a816X)
Sure Ace.
These things flew billions of miles through space! That biologic is the aliens rubbing it out every couple of days.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
___________
Our wind turbine and electric car technology. Duh.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (gf7Ez)
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Aha! This explains the contradiction: their crafts exploded in fiery crashes after pilfering our EV Lithium Ion battery technology.
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: Gen. Decker at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 12:13 PM (gmo/4)
Live long and pr...[squishing sound]
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (Rbu5d)
Face it. The aliens don't like us.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (JvZF+)
You blame them?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (pVWRI)
"Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl ..."
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (L57Qg)
How about some coffee, Johnny?
Posted by: McCrosky at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (zZu0s)
-- Dr. Henry Kissinger, Bilderberger Conference, Evians, France, 1991
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (L57Qg)
I had an eccentric neighbor (he had a tank in his yard) who would regale me with tales about the Bilderbergers and such. I thought he was a nice nutcase. But I'm beginning to think I should have paid closer attention.
Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom Aug 4 at July 27, 2023 12:41 PM (Emce2)
I'm trying to source the quote. It runs contrary to the foreign policy theories he's known for promoting.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2023 12:45 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 27, 2023 12:45 PM (aB2Fi)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2023 12:45 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: McCrosky at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (zZu0s)
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No thanks!
Posted by: Johnny at July 27, 2023 12:45 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (t0OGg)
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How illogical.
Posted by: Ambassador Sarek at July 27, 2023 12:45 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Shoppin' Ops at July 27, 2023 12:45 PM (VsUo2)
https://is.gd/GWStbW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)
I would share my biologics.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2023 12:45 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: JM in Florida, now Illinois at July 27, 2023 12:45 PM (seomT)
...
...
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 27, 2023 12:35 PM (PiwSw)
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Ah. So you're looking into it?
...
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 27, 2023 12:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (PHmov)
Shine a black light and the inside of the command module looks like the Griffith planetarium!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 12:45 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (JvZF+)
They're free to leave.
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2023 12:46 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Washington Commander season ticket holders at July 27, 2023 12:46 PM (lZVy/)
WEF notes that if it saves only one child we must do this thing and draw straws now.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 27, 2023 12:46 PM (guQCa)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 27, 2023 12:46 PM (kjOVp)
Biden's signature issue, if he has one, is gun control. Someone asked KJP, "Does Biden believe possessing a firearm illegally 'should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law?'"
KJP knows this is a trap, so she refuses to comment ON FULL DIAPER JOE'S SIGNATURE ISSUE. This is hilarious.
https://tinyurl.com/mt9yj3px
Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2023 12:46 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Marvin the Martian, Warner Brothers Studios at July 27, 2023 12:46 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: no 6 at July 27, 2023 12:46 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 12:46 PM (djUq5)
Trannys In Black.
Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (a816X)
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Close Encounters of The Turd Kind 2: Biologics Boogaloo
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:46 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2023 12:47 PM (a816X)
Posted by: it's me donna at July 27, 2023 12:47 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 12:45 PM (guGkK)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2023 12:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (JvZF+)
You blame them?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (pVWRI)
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Well, I didn't mean me. They're good with me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 12:47 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (us2H3)
On it.
Posted by: Colt at July 27, 2023 12:47 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2023 12:47 PM (StUJj)
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:47 PM (KaovF)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (djUq5)
No. Too afraid.
Posted by: Terrified more like it at July 27, 2023 12:47 PM (e8n94)
Our leaders are working with the ETs, under the promise that our leaders will be government-caste in the alien Empire, and theoretically able to advance their positions to cluster/sector/province levels.
The ETs intend to rugpull them, of course. They go straight to the coliseum to fight the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall or Gnarfle the Garthak.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 27, 2023 12:47 PM (gJKGU)
And it has to do it within that infinitesimal slice of Earth's existence in which our civilization lives.
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2023 12:47 PM (amJF4)
Posted by: Alien Antidote at July 27, 2023 12:47 PM (VsUo2)
😄
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (zLLgI)
***
I think I was more the lemon peel in the martini the ol man made for mom...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2023 12:47 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 27, 2023 12:46 PM (kjOVp)
Totes legit, then.
Posted by: Madison Cornbread at July 27, 2023 12:48 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2023 12:48 PM (zLLgI)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 12:46 PM (djUq5)
True.
For all we know, the Pentagon could be hiding ET's toenail clippings.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 12:48 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 27, 2023 12:46 PM (kjOVp)
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[To reprise my comment from yesterday:]
Please tell me they were using a Cone of Silence.
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:48 PM (L57Qg)
https://youtube.com/shorts/c01p9AKlpKk?feature=share
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 12:48 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 27, 2023 12:38 PM (aXxgO)
Another entirely feasible scenario.
Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom Aug 4 at July 27, 2023 12:48 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (us2H3)
*******
German Shepherds?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 12:49 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2023 12:49 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 12:49 PM (iziT8)
https://tinyurl.com/mt9yj3px
Posted by: bonhomme
Never go FULL diaper.
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 27, 2023 12:49 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 12:49 PM (JvZF+)
They're fucked. 90% of the water they see is poisoned with salt.
Posted by: Earthlings at July 27, 2023 12:49 PM (GzDfN)
Posted by: Scottst at July 27, 2023 12:49 PM (qcvs8)
Posted by: Toxic Biologix at July 27, 2023 12:49 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2023 12:50 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (us2H3)
++++
Football players?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:50 PM (t0OGg)
What's the best way to deal with a hoax? Or at least the most fun? Counter-hoax!
"Reduce the population? That's a Ko-Dan trick! The Star League needs every human that can sign up to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada!"
(Naturally, with names changed to avoid obvious The Last Starfighter references.)
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 27, 2023 12:50 PM (gJKGU)
Earth is but a rest stop on their travels
no lid lifting
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2023 12:50 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2023 12:48 PM (zLLgI)
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Hunter Biden in The White House Library with the Piñata stick.
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:50 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (djUq5)
I know this wasn't directed at me but there are personality types that wouldn't know the truth if it was written on the inside of their eyelids. There are personality types to which everything is a mindgame and an opportunity to dish out more abuse. You learn not to ask certain questions if only for your bare threads of sanity.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:50 PM (KaovF)
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 12:49 PM (iziT
Yeah, I can see that.
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2023 12:50 PM (AwYPR)
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
·
2h
Nancy Mace tells a prayer breakfast that she turned down sex this morning so she could get there on time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)
They're fucked. 90% of the water they see is poisoned with salt.
Posted by: Earthlings at July 27, 2023 12:49 PM (GzDfN)
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How much of Saturn's rings are water?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (ptElO)
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Not really.
The lack of communication by electromagnetic waves is still observable regardless of the current technological levels of 'alien civilizations.'
Posted by: Methos at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (kOpft)
They could also be so small that an entire universe could fit on Orion's B .. B ... B ...........
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Nancy Mace tells a prayer breakfast that she turned down sex this morning so she could get there on time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)
TMI Nancy
Posted by: it's me donna at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (bs+z0)
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
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2h
Nancy Mace tells a prayer breakfast that she turned down sex this morning so she could get there on time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)
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Are politicians human? Who the fuck talks like this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:39 PM (eOEVl)
On their faces
Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom Aug 4 at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (Emce2)
If they show up with a really long hose, that's the tell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2023 12:44 PM (us2H3)
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Football players?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:50 PM (t0OGg)
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Mannix's bark is worse than his bite.
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (L57Qg)
Humans: Oh thank god!
Aliens: Wait . . . what??
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 27, 2023 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
Bears repeating
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 27, 2023 12:52 PM (glGDV)
What's hilarious about that is the military is a huge source of urban legends, guys fucking with their gullible co-workers, and people lying to each other because they're bored.
For example, there's a persistent story that a LOT of military guys will swear is true that the US military had a unit that was killed by spear wielding giants in Afghanistan and SpecOps had to go in and kill the giants. Not just tall guys either, like a different species of ogres or something.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2023 12:52 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
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Aren't comets mostly water? Or they one of the exotic ices?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:52 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
The aristocracy.
Seriously though
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:52 PM (KaovF)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2023 12:50 PM (aD39U)
More than "swamp gas"?
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2023 12:52 PM (AwYPR)
If they show up with a really long hose, that's the tell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (guGkK)
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If they show up in a ship shaped like a giant maid with a vacuum cleaner, it's something else they want.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:52 PM (LvTSG)
Add the dimension of Time. All of these coincidences have to be... coincidental.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 27, 2023 12:52 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: FlatvilleBill at July 27, 2023 12:52 PM (xJMpc)
D. Rumsfeld
Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 12:53 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Toxic Biologix at July 27, 2023 12:49 PM (VsUo2)
Heh.
Thats how I learned to do my own laundry.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2023 12:53 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)
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Was Hunter Biden in the vicinity, by chance?
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 12:53 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: Biden J at July 27, 2023 12:53 PM (CDowr)
Posted by: weew at July 27, 2023 12:53 PM (/uwTS)
We're a major tourist attraction. Like in "Men in Black," many of the people you run across in your life aren't people.
Posted by: MartynWW at July 27, 2023 12:53 PM (N1vqS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 27, 2023 12:53 PM (u73oe)
_________
housekeeping. . .
Posted by: Hotel Maid from the Family Guy at July 27, 2023 12:53 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 12:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2023 12:21 PM (EtPNQ)
Linus, 2020 was not that long ago.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 12:53 PM (Rbu5d)
Clearly because they are racist.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 27, 2023 12:53 PM (ebhEj)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)
What a weird thing to say and what a weird place to say it.
Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom Aug 4 at July 27, 2023 12:53 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (guGkK)
Yosemite is nice this time of year.
Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (a816X)
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That was Baltimore.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (8Sqzu)
Aliens arrive in our solar system and start harvesting water from Saturn's rings.
Environmentalists on Earth convince governments to launch attack on space aliens around Saturn in order to preserve the natural beauty.
The attack is unsuccessful. The aliens wipe out humanity on Earth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (Bd6X
It could be that hiring low bid contractors to construct the galactic overpass has cost more in ruined equipment than they saved in personnel costs.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (RLLZj)
>>Are politicians human? Who the fuck talks like this?
If she said it in a cutesy homespun kind of way, I will allow it, if she hectored the crowd that she gave up being ground and pounded by Paolo to be there, that would be a horse of a different color.
People of faith have sex, it's like part of the deal.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (rc3Z7)
Nancy Mace tells a prayer breakfast that she turned down sex this morning so she could get there on time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
I guess her husband's prayer was answered
Posted by: Prayer Affaire at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: ShainS
*Dejectedly* Not a hammer?
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (5nb/1)
Nah they probably have some arms and legs and fly ships.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (KaovF)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM
And I would be really pissed about it if it were me.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (CDowr)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled"
So just like all the accusations against Trump over the years?
Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (KrJTL)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)
I can vouch for that lying bitch
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at July 27, 2023 12:55 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: db at July 27, 2023 12:55 PM (wu87C)
Posted by: InZona at July 27, 2023 12:55 PM (W14WA)
People of faith have sex, it's like part of the deal.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (rc3Z7)
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Who shows up to a prayer breakfast as a guest speaker and starts by talking about their sex lives? I'm not saying religious people don't have sex, I'm saying that religious people don't usually use it as an icebreaker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lil' Warai-otoko at July 27, 2023 12:55 PM (SxWxP)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (rc3Z7)
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Well I can't speak for anyone else, but I generally don't talk about it to people I don't know. Or even people I do.
Posted by: Johnny at July 27, 2023 12:55 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 27, 2023 12:56 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: James Carville at July 27, 2023 12:56 PM (lf83v)
Aliens arrive in our solar system and start harvesting water from Saturn's rings.
Environmentalists on Earth convince governments to launch attack on space aliens around Saturn in order to preserve the natural beauty.
The attack is unsuccessful. The aliens wipe out humanity on Earth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (LvTSG)
That does seem like it'd be an entertaining read.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2023 12:56 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Macron and Paolo at July 27, 2023 12:56 PM (a816X)
Like sunlight? Particle? Wave?...both?
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2023 12:56 PM (AwYPR)
People of faith have sex, it's like part of the deal.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 12:54 PM (rc3Z7)
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Who shows up to a prayer breakfast as a guest speaker and starts by talking about their sex lives? I'm not saying religious people don't have sex, I'm saying that religious people don't usually use it as an icebreaker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:55 PM (LvTSG)
That's why Hunter Biden never converted.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2023 12:56 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 12:56 PM (v0R5T)
Well actually I can. It was two.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 12:57 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Hunter at July 27, 2023 12:57 PM (us2H3)
Eh? I think she's a good looking woman. Not heart stoppingly gorgeous or anything, but attractive.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2023 12:57 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)
What a weird thing to say and what a weird place to say it.
Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom Aug 4 at July 27, 2023 12:53 PM (Emce2)
It's a mystery why she's twice-divorced.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2023 12:57 PM (PiwSw)
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Jehovah Witnesses or Mormons. Not sure which.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2023 12:57 PM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:57 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: FlatvilleBill at July 27, 2023 12:52 PM (xJMpc)
???
Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom Aug 4 at July 27, 2023 12:58 PM (Emce2)
>>I'm saying that religious people don't usually use it as an icebreaker.
True, but I would like the full context.
There is a possibility that Jack Posobiac is being overwrought.
Possibly.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 12:58 PM (rc3Z7)
Any of you 29 year olds remember when anonymous Klaatu was rumored to be the reunited Beatles?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2023 12:58 PM (GzDfN)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2023 12:58 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: James Carville at July 27, 2023 12:56 PM (lf83v)
Ok...you're a snake.
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2023 12:58 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 12:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Macron and Paolo at July 27, 2023 12:56 PM (a816X)
She's a House of Representatives 8.
So...a human 6.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2023 12:58 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: FlatvilleBill at July 27, 2023 12:52 PM (xJMpc)
???
Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom Aug 4 at July 27, 2023 12:58 PM (Emce2)
Christ said he had shown himself to all nations.
He didn't specify that all of those nations were on Earth.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 27, 2023 12:58 PM (gJKGU)
I might want to pursue Nancy. She sounds fun.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 12:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Zoroastrians are notorious for that shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 12:58 PM (guGkK)
*****
The judge said I needed a job. So I'm available.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 27, 2023 12:59 PM (a816X)
Which obviously they are out there and of which we seem to have had interactions in the past and present.
But this Psy Ops/Narrative Sweep/Disinfo Program is not it.
Whomever heard of a whistleblower against the Deep State these days, who wasn't under some sort of duress, pushed off a building, on the run or under arrest like Assange?
However, there is a lot of historical evidence out there of definite encounters with some type of beings, and visitations a plenty.
The aliens don't actually have to originate from parsecs away.
There's some evidence of certain governmental agencies trying to interact with NHEs: Non Human Entities. These are not Aliens, but what we would call Demonic Entities.
Nick Redfern wrote a whole book on this subject called: FINAL EVENTS and the Secret Government Group on Demonic UFOs and the Afterlife.
The group was informally known as The Collins Elite, because
if I remember correctly, one or two of its members were from Collins, NY.
Nick, was turned on to this story because he was contacted by Reverend Raymond Boche, a Priest and head of MUFON in Nebraska.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 27, 2023 12:59 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (xTRSc)
They will call the "aliens" Ba'al and will have their priests tell stupid people who have given up on good governance that the aliens are altruistically giving these self-appointed priests great advice on how to stop climate change, end racism and white supremacy and bring about peace and equity.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (8Sqzu)
The internet is not going to be very helpful in sorting out the alien thing.
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I don't know, but the keynote speaker at my university commencement ceremony talked way too much about autopsies.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (5nb/1)
Posted by: doug at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (8/lc0)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Macron and Paolo
Negative. Her oocytes and ovums are located interior of her exoskeleten.
Posted by: Skeezix of Galaxion at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (gmo/4)
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Kind of like us going to the zoo. . . .
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (ptElO)
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Bongino posited that, given the absolute cratering of trust in all institutions now and especially the illegitimate fed.gov, that it would be an opportune time to reveal the actual existence of ETs since pretty much everybody would poo poo (SWIDT?) it.
See. Thread. QED.
I mean, maybe even as little as 10 years ago this might have been the biggest story of the millennium -- nee, human history ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: Inogame
Obtuse, because the point is that sightings overwhelmingly are clustered in the US and Western countries.
Point and order:
twitter.com/Ruslan_Heydari/status/1684451076827664384
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (jzzG8)
Also the UFO whistleblower, "pull my finger".
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (8Voqu)
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 01:01 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: m at July 27, 2023 01:01 PM (AOrJZ)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2023 01:01 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Inogame
Obtuse, because the point is that sightings overwhelmingly are clustered in the US and Western countries.
Point and order:
twitter.com/Ruslan_Heydari/status/1684451076827664384
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (jzzG
And they were blonde Nordic looking folk when that was popular, Grays when that became popular.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2023 01:01 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 27, 2023 01:02 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Orson at July 27, 2023 01:02 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 27, 2023 01:02 PM (VxbvY)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 27, 2023 12:46 PM (kjOVp)
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The guy in the glasses was the one who recorded the Tic Tac video and commented on how much he'd like to fly that thing given the maneuvers he saw it perform.
Posted by: Methos at July 27, 2023 01:02 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2023 01:02 PM (a816X)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (JNTt1)
*signs "GFY"*
Posted by: Koko the Gorilla at July 27, 2023 01:02 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2023 01:02 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 12:34 PM (gmo/4)
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Kind of like us going to the zoo. . . .
Then who's behind the door?
https://youtu.be/Ofz0iJQd-xU
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 27, 2023 01:03 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Henry Waxman at July 27, 2023 01:03 PM (5nb/1)
Suppose you had some kind of benevolent alien civilization up there with a "watch-and-wait" strategy, trying to quietly get the junior civilization on a healthy development track so that it can be admitted to the Galactic Alliance and start paying taxes and contributing troops to fight the Galactic Despotism.
Their patience has run out, Earth's leadership is too fucked and crooked up to get with the program without getting their beaks wet, so they intend to go for Plan B "coerced uplift".
Globohomo wants to get their story out ahead of time - that this is an invasion intended to take away our rights (to a corrupt self-serving regime that doesn't benefit us in any way).
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at July 27, 2023 01:03 PM (gJKGU)
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 01:03 PM (L57Qg)
I've seen honest, good people that went from fine to losing their mind in wild conspiracies.
Put me in the camp that government employees could never keep a secret like this.
Posted by: Blago at July 27, 2023 01:03 PM (TH9Pb)
Yeah, crack myself up sometimes.
Posted by: JM in Florida, now Illinois at July 27, 2023 01:03 PM (seomT)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2023 01:03 PM (CDowr)
*aliens land*
Alien Leader: Hi, we just wanted to let you know the Muslims are dumb, there's no such thing as Allah.
* gets back in UFO, flies away *
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2023 01:03 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 27, 2023 01:03 PM (brAQZ)
which have and share nuclear technology
Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 01:04 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 27, 2023 01:04 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 27, 2023 01:04 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Lord Kinbote at July 27, 2023 01:05 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2023 01:05 PM (a816X)
Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 01:04 PM (geLO
Our nuclear technology is a joke. We use it to boil water.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 01:05 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: m at July 27, 2023 01:01 PM (AOrJZ)
Start hawking genuine Earth artifacts to the tourists.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2023 01:05 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Macron and Paolo
Negative. Her oocytes and ovums are located interior of her exoskeleten.
Posted by: Skeezix of Galaxion
Take my humanoid concubine ... please!
Posted by: Zenny Youngman of Galaxion at July 27, 2023 01:05 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2023 01:05 PM (ywVDE)
Obtuse, because the point is that sightings overwhelmingly are clustered in the US and Western countries.
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Maybe they've been sighted all over the Third World and undeveloped regions but reports never made it past the village gate.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2023 01:05 PM (lCaJd)
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Would be a good plot for a film like Idiocracy 2: "They're Here" Boogaloo.
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 01:05 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2023 01:06 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)
That was someone else then shouting out Oh God! Oh God!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2023 01:06 PM (e4fEA)
Maybe they've been sighted all over the Third World and undeveloped regions but reports never made it past the village gate.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Actually, I don't believe a word of it. I'm just trying to be willowed.
GOod morning!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2023 01:06 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Macron and Paolo
Negative. Her oocytes and ovums are located interior of her exoskeleten.
Posted by: Skeezix of Galaxion at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (VsUo2)
!!!
Posted by: m at July 27, 2023 01:06 PM (AOrJZ)
don't do drugs
don't drink
get a job
Hunter gets: a blow job.
It's technically what the judge said, right?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2023 01:06 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 27, 2023 01:00 PM (xTRSc)
The 'Wok had his tribal headdress off and everything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2023 01:06 PM (zZu0s)
which have and share nuclear technology
Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 01:04 PM (geLO
Other countries than the US and GB have nuclear technology. UFO sightings on those maps are awfully concentrated.
Also why do what aliens look like vary based on popular fiction?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 27, 2023 01:07 PM (eYoxG)
If someone was going to be late for a meeting and didn't have time to masturbate...
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2023 01:02 PM
We regret to inform you your submission has been rejected. Please expand further and resubmit.
Posted by: Penthouse Letters at July 27, 2023 01:07 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Methos at July 27, 2023 01:02 PM (kOpft)
Good luck. Does he have six arms?
Posted by: Zetireticulon at July 27, 2023 01:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 27, 2023 01:07 PM (ppBhU)
BRILLIANT.
Can we call the tranny area the men's room?
https://tinyurl.com/3b89haek
Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2023 01:07 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: m at July 27, 2023 01:07 PM (AOrJZ)
Starring Robert Culp as a scientist who draws the short straw to be surgically and chemically *Trans* formed into a monster from another planet so as to scaring the world to unite against monsters from another planet.
In this case, the monsters are located on Planet Washington DC, so we save a little on rocket fuel costs.
Posted by: Ju at July 27, 2023 01:08 PM (aTmM/)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at July 27, 2023 01:08 PM (Vn7Ph)
Judge tells Hunter
don't do drugs
don't drink
get a job
Hunter gets: a blow job.
It's technically what the judge said, right?
Posted by: Ian S.
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Hunter: sniffs glue
It's not a drug.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2023 01:08 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2023 01:02 PM (a816X)
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Aliens: "We're on a mission from God."
Us: "Please take us with you!"
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 01:08 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: GORT at July 27, 2023 01:08 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Macron and Paolo
Negative. Her oocytes and ovums are located interior of her exoskeleten.
Posted by: Skeezix of Galaxion
Take my humanoid concubine ... please!
Posted by: Zenny Youngman of Galaxion at July 27, 2023 01:05 PM (VsUo2)
See, it's references like this that show the newbies that we might be lying when we say we are all '29.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2023 01:08 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 01:08 PM (eOEVl)
Was she a showgirl?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 12:28 PM (eOEVl)
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30 years ago.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 27, 2023 01:08 PM (xT7BI)
Posted by: James Carville
Hear, hear!
Posted by: Henry Waxman at July 27, 2023 01:03 PM
Kiss my ass Honky
Posted by: Lori Lightfoot. at July 27, 2023 01:08 PM (CDowr)
BRILLIANT.
Can we call the tranny area the men's room?
https://tinyurl.com/3b89haek
Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2023 01:07 PM (V1QHJ)
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This reminds me of the "pwnage" feminists came up with where they discovered that men should be faithful to women, and it should be binding in some form of contract.
Everyone was just responding with, "Yeah, it's called marriage."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 27, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2023 01:09 PM (uQPen)
Starring Robert Culp as a scientist who draws the short straw to be surgically and chemically *Trans* formed into a monster from another planet so as to scaring the world to unite against monsters from another planet.
In this case, the monsters are located on Planet Washington DC, so we save a little on rocket fuel costs.
Posted by: Ju at July 27, 2023 01:08 PM (aTmM/)
So, Moore stole that idea? Huh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2023 01:09 PM (zZu0s)
He's already a whistleblower releasing classified information!
I call BS.
Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2023 12:26 PM (Jk9SN)
Kremlinology tells me that the proper authorities are exhuming bodies from Bidden's crawlspace
Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2023 01:09 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 01:09 PM (slgIg)
Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 01:09 PM (BsBkM)
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 01:09 PM (KaovF)
They don't look fake.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 01:08 PM
Paging a Mr. Mannix.
Posted by: Lori Lightfoot. at July 27, 2023 01:09 PM (CDowr)
Because what they look like is too far outside of our frame of reference. The Bible strongly hints at that regarding what angels actually look like.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2023 01:10 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 01:10 PM (iziT8)
They want to.
Posted by: Zenny Younxman of Galaxion at July 27, 2023 01:10 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 27, 2023 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)
___
I just saw the video, and it's to a man she's not married to, her fiance.
I'm not a huge prude, but one would think you shouldnt talk about fornicating at a "prayer breakfast".
Posted by: Blago at July 27, 2023 01:10 PM (TH9Pb)
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Not really, but the lack of aliens makes evolution pretty implausible.
Posted by: Methos at July 27, 2023 01:11 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2023 01:07 PM (V1QHJ)
LOL
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 01:11 PM (KaovF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 01:11 PM (slgIg)
Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 01:11 PM (BsBkM)
They don't look fake.
She should be given the opportunity to prove they're not fake. Due process. Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 27, 2023 01:11 PM (ppBhU)
I will say, her face reminds me of someone I used to know.
She is an Oscar Meyer Weiner 2.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at July 27, 2023 01:11 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 27, 2023 01:11 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 01:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2023 12:30 PM (ncXxy)
They're on a five year mission, and can't tell you about it, because of their prime directive.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 27, 2023 01:12 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Rocky Balboa at July 27, 2023 01:12 PM (SYTee)
THE BEAR HAS BEEN SCARED
THE GIG IS UP . WE HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT.
ENACT EMERGENCY MEDIA UFO STORY I REPEAT ENACT UFO STORY
AND MAY GOD HELP US......
Posted by: Biden/Obama/Clinton Cabal at July 27, 2023 01:12 PM (DeRoy)
Posted by: Zenny Younxman of Galaxion at July 27, 2023 01:12 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2023 01:12 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: GORT at July 27, 2023 01:08 PM (bs+z0)
RUMPLESTILTSKIN!!!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 27, 2023 01:12 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Blago at July 27, 2023 01:12 PM (TH9Pb)
I was fascinated as a child, since as a child "everything" is "possible." Then, as learned about Physics, I learned to put away childish beliefs. The only way any extra-solar vehicle could visit us is if they operate on a completely different set of physics than what we can observe, and that bypass all physical laws as well. Nothing with a mass greater than a protoncan travel faster than the speed of light, or even approach it. It requires an infinite amount of energy to accelerate anything with mass to the speed of light. Which also means that all of that energy is used to maintain your acceleration, with nothing left over for anything else, like life support, or some sort of energy shielding needed to prevent the first hydrogen atom that impacts your ship in the interstellar void from destroying it at that speed. Then lets talk about the enormous amount of radiation that is generated by that ship which would proceed it, including highly charged gamma particles which would basically sterilize everything in front of it. We'd see it coming, and then die.
Posted by: goozer at July 27, 2023 01:13 PM (tfTmm)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 27, 2023 01:14 PM (8Sqzu)
Our ruling elites are actually aliens who were sent down to help human civilization. The experiment got out of control and these benevolent aliens grew too powerful.
The experiment was to be ended but they keep killing those who would liberate us.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 27, 2023 01:14 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2023 01:14 PM (a816X)
"Damnit we said take us to your leader not take us to your pedo!!"
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 01:14 PM (KaovF)
Posted by: PG at July 27, 2023 01:14 PM (84jHt)
If that many people are capable of keeping such a huge secret for decades . . . then what other conspiracy theories are true? What other secrets is the gov't keeping.
I've always operated on the assumption that conspiracy theories can't be true because it's impossible to keep such things secret for so long when so many are involved. But this would prove that completely wrong. Which is truly frightening in its implications - not just about aliens, but about everything.
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at July 27, 2023 01:15 PM (ky+MF)
Posted by: SouthCentralPA at July 27, 2023 01:15 PM (J3OJd)
Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2023 01:15 PM (a816X)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2023 01:17 PM (VcNbn)
Posted by: kilroy at July 27, 2023 01:18 PM (7cQVs)
Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 01:18 PM (BsBkM)
I miss when SNL was funny
When it was good , it was really, really good
When it is bad , it is really really bad
As it is now and has too for a long long time
Posted by: Gonzotx at July 27, 2023 01:19 PM (MwHgU)
To me, the very least likely explanation is DOD testing new forms of aircraft. The woke boobs and incompetents running the Regime haven’t done anything right or beaten anyone At anything in 75 years
Posted by: Ex GOP at July 27, 2023 01:21 PM (ExFoQ)
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't
Norman Mailer I think had a similar point about a JFK conspiracy cover up--he said you couldn't get people to do what you wanted directing them in a play there is therefore no way to get a group to all perform in a massive coverup. But there absolutely was a coverup of the JFK assassination.
But I don't believe in aliens.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2023 01:22 PM (uCR0r)
Posted by: Zombie George Duke at July 27, 2023 01:22 PM (wsHtO)
Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2023 01:02 PM (a816X)
Michael Heiser (theologian) wrote about "alien" encounters people had, and that the aliens all seemed to promote, or evangelize, if you will, for a Gnostic type belief system. They offered peace, love and beauty, instead of that selfish, one-way God guy.
Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2023 01:23 PM (JrN/x)
"Space aliens" requires a hell of a lot of assumptions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2023 12:43 PM (t0OGg)
Yeah, but you know how much money Space Aliens have made me when I write myself into a corner and go with The Greys as my book villains?
Posted by: Stephen King at July 27, 2023 01:24 PM (n+4am)
"Former deputy assistant secretary of Defense for Intelligence, Christopher Mellon, recently reported that he has spoken to more than four witnesses ..."
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So 4¼, 4½, a teensy-winsey bit less than 5 (say 4.9987623)?
Well it makes sense, if we assume that the alien biological objects were rendered into small pieces by the crash, to use equally dispersed humans for information retrieval.
Posted by: Ciampino - Jake: cat from Outer Space at July 27, 2023 01:24 PM (qfLjt)
(*just kidding they knew all about the spy balloon, it was a quid pro quo for something)
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 01:25 PM (KaovF)
Still BS. No details, therefore BS.
Posted by: RobertM at July 27, 2023 01:26 PM (IZxia)
Off cabal sock..
Posted by: I'm Gumby. Damn It! at July 27, 2023 01:26 PM (sCYV4)
But to be fair, this nonsense is a lot more interesting than the minutiae of Hunter's laptop or the ukraine war, so I'd probably prefer researching that too.
Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2023 01:32 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Lex at July 27, 2023 01:33 PM (fMN7A)
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at July 27, 2023 01:37 PM (exm8+)
Posted by: 80s Mystery Click at July 27, 2023 01:38 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: corndog at July 27, 2023 01:39 PM (GwWx1)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 27, 2023 01:44 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: The Big Guy at July 27, 2023 01:48 PM (AD14M)
Posted by: That guy who says Yay! A Nephilim Thread! at July 27, 2023 01:48 PM (Oilae)
At first everyone thought the government was lying when they said there were not any. Now the government is lying when they say that they exist. And, we've gone from virtually everybody suspecting that the whole thing was the communists, to a record number believing aliens are SATAN'S DEMONS FROM HELL.
So, there is that. "The March of Faith."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 27, 2023 01:49 PM (4PZHB)
Posted by: bonhomme
As always I was right again! Neanderthals!
Please see my best seller Eaters of the Dead. And all the Sasquatch and Bigfoot and yeti stories.
Posted by: Michael Chrichton at July 27, 2023 01:53 PM (V8yYW)
Of course, there's always the possibility that they were on their way to Proxima Centauri and Earth just blundered into their flight path.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2023 12:37 PM (n+4am)
Pretty shitty scriptwriting to have aliens that are capable of safe interstellar travel, but are so deficient in chemistry that the most economical way to obtain one of the simplest molecules is traveling light-years to a tiny planet.
Posted by: Sjg at July 27, 2023 02:12 PM (Lstct)
I find the opposite to be true. UFO’s correlate well with scripture. Starting with Genesis 6:4.
If any morons are halfway interested, explore the general topic of Nephilim. It helps explain what people think to be brutal and ungodly about capturing the Promised Land. It is possible that it was a bizarre seed war having to do with the promise of a Messiah. Check out Chuck Missler on the topic if ya wanna get started.
Posted by: That guy who says Yay! A Nephilim Thread! at July 27, 2023 02:19 PM (Oilae)
Posted by: Sjg
Up until a few years ago the "consensus" was that water was rare. Which always seemed idiotic to me. Same with methane. I had an argument with a LockMart guy who works with CalTech that Mars has biological life since they detect methane. Methane? Methane! CH4! One of the most common compounds made from the most common elements? Mars probably has tons of methane in the subsurface. There are entire moons (with low gravity) made out of water...
As an aside, the Naval Labs a few years ago showed that iron, heat, pressure, salt water, and CH4 can catalyze to form oil. And what is in the earths mantle? Iron, heat, pressure, salt water, and CH4. Its no wonder oil areas keep seeming to refill. The whole peak oil thing is insane. Earth has tons of methane, and tons of oil, and it is continuously being made...
Posted by: Justin Castreau at July 27, 2023 02:36 PM (V8yYW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 02:40 PM (Yg+Bs)
Also, fusion electricity generation. That too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 02:44 PM (Yg+Bs)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 27, 2023 12:11 PM (xaNfJ)
FTFY
Posted by: The_Hoser at July 27, 2023 02:45 PM (N66D6)
Whenever the liars all get together and start singing out of the same hymnbook, my bs radar starts pinging. I neither believe nor care than we supposedly have all this alien stuff now. I think they're lying. And the degree to which this "huge" story isn't moving peoples' panic needles suggests that most people are skeptical.
Posted by: SMFH at July 27, 2023 02:46 PM (vGZLX)
Posted by: The_Hoser at July 27, 2023 02:47 PM (N66D6)
Posted by: Justin Castreau at July 27, 2023 02:36 PM (V8yYW)
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I couldn't find any info on this - do you have a link or something? I did find several articles about the Navy turning seawater into hydrogen gas.
Posted by: The_Hoser at July 27, 2023 02:50 PM (N66D6)
Anyway, the thrust of the book was when we hit the industrial age the belief in fairies, vampires, etc. slowed and when we hit the atomic and space flight age, belief in all those creatures shifted wildly to aliens and UFOs.
To me, this is all just a manifestation of that. People, in our psychological DNA, want to believe in strange, otherworldly creatures, while others want to use it for their own nefarious purposes.
Posted by: Lex at July 27, 2023 02:55 PM (fMN7A)
But I do believe that scores of Deep State intelligence and military would have elaborately faked and placed information to other military and intelligence officers to make them think so, to be used particularly when (ahem) the Regime wants to change the subject.
Posted by: Zek at July 27, 2023 03:09 PM (5FPX4)
But wasn't that before duct tape was invented?
Posted by: m at July 27, 2023 03:26 PM (AOrJZ)
For almost fifty years the US has been sending landers to Mars with the avowed purpose of determining if alien life is there, or ever has been.
No definitive evidence, let alone proof, has been found, but NASA routinely offers public information about the experiments done on Mars, and their results. They seem to be very open about their findings.
So....why all the current bullshit about how we've ALREADY known about ET's since...what?...the 1940's? Could the military really keep such a secret?
And what about the canard that the public would be fearful and panic if they knew the truth? If that were so, NASA wouldn't be searching for Martian life, and if they found it they sure as shit wouldn't be updating their findings---they would keep their mouths shut.
(Yeah, I guess NASA could be "in on" the conspiracy too....but that's just paranoic for me to contemplate...all thos researchers would have to be "in on" it, or forcibly muzzled. Ain't buyin' it.)
Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 27, 2023 04:37 PM (vzn8d)
Posted by: Bob in Houston at July 27, 2023 04:38 PM (YBLgY)
Everytime the Biden's finally paint themselves into a political corner, here come the mainstream "news" networks to talk about UFO sightings and aliens.
Oh yeah, we know the country is going up in flames and the White House has become a cocaine lounge for Hunter B but HEY EVERYONE, LOOK OVER HERE - ALIENS!
Posted by: Tracy at July 27, 2023 04:38 PM (MC9pP)
But wasn't that before duct tape was invented?
Posted by: m at July 27, 2023 03:26 PM (AOrJZ)
I wasn't quoting Matt — that's what I wrote on his page.
Posted by: goozer at July 27, 2023 05:22 PM (tfTmm)
Posted by: goozer at July 27, 2023 05:23 PM (tfTmm)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo bird at July 27, 2023 05:25 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: bradc at July 27, 2023 05:43 PM (0PBSN)
Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at July 27, 2023 05:57 PM (JUywZ)
Have I got news for you...
...they 'do' (know) the Bible, they 'do' know about Jesus (the) Christ, and they 'do' know their future judgement in a lake of everlasting fire.
They disguise themselves in different forms, benevolent, harmless and here to help man out, like the serpent helped Eve out of the Garden.
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