Bear Necesities Cafe

Venice, by @ken4photo

Mother and cub. And here the bear family is out fishing, I think.

Nice humans pull a buck out of the deep, thick mud it's hoplessly trapped in. I was getting very worried they'd just pull the buck's head off, but don't worry, it'll be fine.

Squirrel enjoys some saxophone.

This guy play a harmonica annoyingly, so obviously geese like it.

Cuddly cats.

I could do this, but I'm saving my energy for an ultramarathon.

Crazy firework.

Rush hour.

This dog pretending to faint over his nails being clipped is still funny. I think he's saying, "When you trim my nails, you're literally trying to erase my existence!!! Oh heaven forfend! Who will save me from these bigots and racists?!"

Ibex spider-climbs up a sheer dam wall.

Flock of sheep adopted puppy dog "in training" to become part of the group pic.twitter.com/CwX4rNmfBu
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) July 24, 2023

Wow I'm suddenly interested in make-up.

Does that mean I'm transgender now?

gorgeous makeup art pic.twitter.com/FBcOZ9g6ia
— Enezator (@Enezator) July 25, 2023

Tai chi bear:

Me trying to find the bathroom switch in the middle of the night.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/bYQFQNu4lA
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 26, 2023

Teneder, Love and Cubs. pic.twitter.com/kYszPclZAs
— explore.org (@exploreorg) July 25, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:22 PM

Comments

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1 FIRST.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2023 07:22 PM (ncXxy)

2 Sorry for the shouting......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2023 07:22 PM (ncXxy)

3 Que Bueno!
First?

Posted by: Floridachick at July 26, 2023 07:22 PM (8gVPa)

4 Me trying to.find the bathroom light switch
Really is me

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2023 07:23 PM (+D4EU)

5 Thank you for the Cafe, Ace.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2023 07:25 PM (d0edJ)

6 Bears are so cute up until the point where they eat your face.
Ace has had a busy day! Well done, good sir.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 26, 2023 07:25 PM (MeG8a)

7 There is a really good Netflix nature documentary series called Animals. Only 8 episodes at 45 minutes each. I highly recommend it with the caveat that the narrator inevitably mentions “climate change” impact about 2/3rd through.

I watch it after taking Delta 8. So being a little high probably helps.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 26, 2023 07:25 PM (3nSG+)

8 Venice is magical.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 26, 2023 07:25 PM (xaNfJ)

9 No biting dogs?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

10 thank you, gourmand du jour!

Posted by: ace at July 26, 2023 07:26 PM (KRtlO)

11 you're welcome, AZ!

Posted by: ace at July 26, 2023 07:26 PM (KRtlO)

12 Me trying to.find the bathroom light switch
Really is me

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2023 07:23 PM

That's why I put a night light in the bathroom.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2023 07:27 PM (ncXxy)

13 The black bear is doing his kata.

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2023 07:28 PM (krQz2)

14 Friendly Geese in Korea is a complete and utter lie.
Geese are asshoe.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2023 07:28 PM (d0edJ)

15 Ace, excellent work this week. Gracias to you and Chuy, wherever he might be!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2023 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

16 Regarding bears, I learned in the Netflix documentary that there are only 8 species of bear.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 26, 2023 07:29 PM (3nSG+)

17
I have to click off those ibex. (shudder)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 07:29 PM (lCaJd)

18
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2023 07:30 PM (ENBF0)

19 Me trying to.find the bathroom light switch
Really is me

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2023 07:23 PM

That's why I put a night light in the bathroom.
Posted by: Mister Scott

I put lighted switches in the bathrooms and garage.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 07:30 PM (nW4TA)

20 gorgeous makeup art
---
That last one was a little too Junji Ito for me.

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2023 07:30 PM (krQz2)

21 That young kid on the climbing-gear obstacle course is very fit.

So obviously he must be ultra right-wing MAGA.

Posted by: 496 at July 26, 2023 07:30 PM (Bf+P4)

22 Well, that Venice image is certainly more pleasant than the pedestrian on the Bay Bridge.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 26, 2023 07:31 PM (aXxgO)

23 Bear got into the "wild mushrooms" again.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2023 07:31 PM (iziT8)

24 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2023 07:32 PM (xhxe8)

25 I see the worthless cocksucker McConnell had a malfunction today. The asshole is toast. I hope he's in pain and lives on in a permanent vegetative state for the rest of his miserable life.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 26, 2023 07:32 PM (/MvYl)

26 I totally did Venice !

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 07:32 PM (V13WU)

27 Bears do what they want to do

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2023 07:33 PM (xhxe8)

28 Flock of sheep adopted puppy dog "in training" to become part of the group

---
I'm thinking that's probably a pretty standard way to get a dog used to herding sheep.

And maybe it works better if they think that the dog is just a friend.

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2023 07:33 PM (krQz2)

29 Día de los Muertos is a bit away...but ok.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 07:34 PM (V13WU)

30 I always celebrate it !

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 07:34 PM (V13WU)

31 Me trying to.find the bathroom light switch
Really is me

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2023 07:23 PM

That's why I put a night light in the bathroom.
Posted by: Mister Scott

I put lighted switches in the bathrooms and garage.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 07:30 PM

Rick I thought you were living in a van down by the river.......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2023 07:34 PM (ncXxy)

32 I’ve stumbled across black bear in the wild and they always turn and run. Black bear in campgrounds are a different beast altogether.

Posted by: 13times at July 26, 2023 07:35 PM (6GN3I)

33 I totally did Venice !
Posted by: runner

Phrasing or a little clarification might be in order...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2023 07:35 PM (d0edJ)

34 well, that was very The Paolo ! I totally dig Venice ! What I did in Venice stays in Venice.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 07:35 PM (V13WU)

35 I was certain the cub in back was going to push his sibling into the stream.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 26, 2023 07:35 PM (JqMqI)

36 I'll second the "Animals" documentary.
The narrator (David Attenboro, I think) has been doing the climate change bit for years. But I do agree with him on the issue of loss of habitat for the critters. It's a real thing, especially in So. America where they just burn everything in sight to start some monoculture crop.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 26, 2023 07:35 PM (MeG8a)

37
Rick I thought you were living in a van down by the river.......
Posted by: Mister Scott

Rick has a van?
Luxury!

We only had a VW bug.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2023 07:36 PM (d0edJ)

38 So it's no longer the homeowner's pool; it's the bears'. Not sure I'd call that endearing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 26, 2023 07:36 PM (aXxgO)

39 I don't know why find the makeup woman feaky

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2023 07:37 PM (xhxe8)

40 You people are a bad influence. Which is why I am here !

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 07:37 PM (V13WU)

41 Sheep and puppy!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 26, 2023 07:38 PM (5/AfL)

42 “Animals” has a different narrator for each episode.

Each episode follows the same outline, follow the particular animal of each episode from birth to death.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 26, 2023 07:38 PM (3nSG+)

43 That makeup is perfect for the Day of the Dead.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 07:38 PM (V13WU)

44 "This guy play a harmonica annoyingly"

Is there any other way?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at July 26, 2023 07:40 PM (MvF+J)

45 Buck didn't even hang around and say thank you.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

46 Rick I thought you were living in a van down by the river.......
Posted by: Mister Scott

Too hot. That's the fall location.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 07:41 PM (nW4TA)

47 Monkeys do not respect property.

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2023 07:41 PM (krQz2)

48 The geese actually seemed to like harmonica. I wonder what they'd do for a vuvuzela?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 26, 2023 07:41 PM (aXxgO)

49 That is a dam sheer wall.

/dadhumor off

Posted by: Half Dozen at July 26, 2023 07:41 PM (eHovo)

50 Just got in from the pool. I swim from 6-7:30 PM daily and am very happy there are no bears sharing it, at least so far.

Posted by: Bearly Adequate at July 26, 2023 07:41 PM (tO+U3)

51 SOF has maintained its lead over the fading Mission Impossible.

At the rate it's going SOF will make more domestically than MI, Indiana Jones and The Dial of Kathleen Kennedy Needs to Be Fired, The Flash, FastX, Transformers: Rise of The Beasts, Insididious and Elemental.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 07:42 PM (up/3i)

52 So it's no longer the homeowner's pool; it's the bears'. Not sure I'd call that endearing.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

YOU go out and tell him to get out.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 07:42 PM (nW4TA)

53 45 Buck didn't even hang around and say thank you.
Posted by: wth

It's ok. The wolves were just off camera, waiting.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2023 07:42 PM (bA3Ln)

54 The lighting on the Venice photo is very flattering-can't hardly see no sewage.

Posted by: Vito the Plumber at July 26, 2023 07:43 PM (tO+U3)

55 The Dial of Kathleen Kennedy Needs to Be Fired,

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 07:42 PM (up/3i)
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Snort.

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2023 07:44 PM (krQz2)

56 So it's no longer the homeowner's pool; it's the bears'. Not sure I'd call that endearing.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

YOU go out and tell him to get out.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 07:42 PM (nW4TA)

I'll be right over.

Posted by: Kayak Lady at July 26, 2023 07:45 PM (4I/2K)

57 Great photo...

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 10h
Hunter Seen At Courthouse Trying To Weigh Crack On Lady Justice's Scales
buff.ly/3qRzsHx

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 07:45 PM (krqg6)

58 It's ok. The wolves were just off camera, waiting.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2023 07:42 PM (bA3Ln)

I hope so. So much.

Vermin.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 07:46 PM (X1EMB)

59 Norman! Coordinate!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 26, 2023 07:46 PM (SYTee)

60 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2023 07:47 PM (T4tVD)

61 I bet the ibex could give the upper-body obstacle course a run for its money. There's no way they should be able to climb like that and yet they do.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 26, 2023 07:47 PM (aXxgO)

62 Salvador Dali would have loved the make up video,

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 07:47 PM (MNhXM)

63 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
MSNBC guest Mary McCord: First Amendment "being weaponized by extremist" Republicans

-
Now just stop it, you bastards!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 07:48 PM (FVME7)

64 Bears eat beets. And menstruating women.

Posted by: Dwight Schrute at July 26, 2023 07:48 PM (4I/2K)

65
I'll be right over.
Posted by: Kayak Lady

Holy Mackerel, that 'ladies' voice was annoying!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2023 07:49 PM (d0edJ)

66 How do ibex taste?

Posted by: MkY at July 26, 2023 07:49 PM (cPGH3)

67 I walked right by a woman I see often but only know slightly because she looked completely diff without makeup.

"Omg why did you just ignore X?"

"Huh?"

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 07:49 PM (X1EMB)

68
So it's no longer the homeowner's pool; it's the bears'. Not sure I'd call that endearing.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

YOU go out and tell him to get out.
Posted by: rickb223

Throw in an electric heater.

Posted by: James Bond at July 26, 2023 07:49 PM (63Dwl)

69 Geese: What is the manner of this witchery?!

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2023 07:49 PM (krQz2)

70 Rick I thought you were living in a van down by the river.......
Posted by: Mister Scott

Rick has a van?
Luxury!

We only had a VW bug.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

I had a unicycle with a flat tire.

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2023 07:49 PM (T4tVD)

71 Like the ibex.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/bBPzTQ4-pns

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 26, 2023 07:50 PM (FVME7)

72 Beautiful evening out thar.....

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2023 07:50 PM (T4tVD)

73 How do ibex taste?
Posted by: MkY

Like chicken.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 07:50 PM (nW4TA)

74 Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 07:42 PM (up/3i)

Bad news though is Barbie is succeeding in spreading their woke message.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 07:50 PM (MNhXM)

75 "Flock of sheep adopted puppy dog 'in training' to become part of the group"

The sheep are paying it forward. Soon, puppy will become white hat wolf and ward off evil.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 26, 2023 07:51 PM (aXxgO)

76 Norman! Coordinate!
Posted by: Mitch McConnell
----------
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 2h
Mitch McConnell Observes A 19-Second Moment Of Silence For Ukraine
buff.ly/3Os28A1

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 07:51 PM (krqg6)

77 Ibex should replace the blue bird.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 07:51 PM (MNhXM)

78 63 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
MSNBC guest Mary McCord: First Amendment "being weaponized by extremist" Republicans

-
Now just stop it, you bastards!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Meh, they're just retarded howler monkeys, throwing feces all around. Just keep your head down and don't make eye contact.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2023 07:52 PM (bA3Ln)

79 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 26, 2023 07:31 PM (aXxgO)

I recall approaching Venice by boat, the scene was just magical. And it wasn't even a time of day when the light changes and imparts pastel jewel tones to the tableau

Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2023 07:53 PM (LfawV)

80 Goose duo crowding harmonica guy: "Those eyeballs look mighty tempting! Pluck em while his hands are busy."

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at July 26, 2023 07:54 PM (MvF+J)

81 Bears eat beets.
.......

Then they would love Australian hamburgers.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

82 @74

>>Bad news though is Barbie is succeeding in spreading their woke message.

Like Satan, it's doing it through lies and subterfuge.

Ultimately, it will be forgettable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 07:54 PM (up/3i)

83 X hasn't come up with a new word for 'tweet' AFAIK, so I suggest 'xeet.' 'Yeet' works too.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at July 26, 2023 07:55 PM (MvF+J)

84 Naked black woman walking down the interstate in Oakland, fires gun at rando cars.

This is what we've come to in the late stages of the great American experiment.....

https://tinyurl.com/5p2e8r8z

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2023 07:57 PM (aB2Fi)

85 I’m sitting here with a kidney stone stuck in my Ureter near my bladder. At least that’s what I think is happening. Feels like the left side of my stomach wants to blow up. I’m hoping to pass it so I don’t have to go to the ER.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 07:57 PM (MNhXM)

86 LOL, Ace (a.k.a Chuy) was en fuego today! (like every day!)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 26, 2023 07:57 PM (JJZMp)

87 prayers for a safe passage, polynikes!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 26, 2023 07:58 PM (JJZMp)

88 87 Ditto!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at July 26, 2023 07:59 PM (MvF+J)

89 prayers for a safe passage, polynikes!
Posted by: sock

This is funny and so true!
Good luck Polynikes!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2023 07:59 PM (d0edJ)

90 I recall approaching Venice by boat, the scene was just magical. And it wasn't even a time of day when the light changes and imparts pastel jewel tones to the tableau
Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2023 07:53 PM (LfawV

We were fortunate enough to stay in a monastery inside of Venice. Spartan accommodations but the view from our upper level window of the city and grand canal was fantastic.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 26, 2023 07:59 PM (JqMqI)

91 polynikes: "I'm sitting here with a kidney stone stuck in my Ureter near my bladder..."

My sympathies. I understand it feels like childbirth... through a penis.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 26, 2023 08:00 PM (aXxgO)

92 Naked black woman walking down the interstate in Oakland, fires gun at rando cars.

The Oakland Chamber of Commerce sure has a rather unique way about them, doesn't it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2023 08:00 PM (bA3Ln)

93 Double ditto !

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2023 08:00 PM (T4tVD)

94 Are bats good for your garden?

https://tinyurl.com/3wtbrh8p

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2023 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

95 ring light in the shitter

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 08:01 PM (us2H3)

96 If you're going to photoshop a picture that much, you might as well take out the birds that look like insect poop on your lens.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2023 08:02 PM (nfrXX)

97 Thanks . I guess I’m fortunate that it took 62 years to get my first stones back in November. I thought I was clear and then a recent ultrasound showed a 4mm one in my left kidney. Somewhat dormant until last night. Joy joy.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 08:02 PM (MNhXM)

98 91 polynikes: "I'm sitting here with a kidney stone stuck in my Ureter near my bladder..."

Chanca piedra and apple cider vinegar gummies.

Unless they are gone bust it up with ultrasound.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2023 08:04 PM (aB2Fi)

99 Everyone let Polynikes serve as a warning...
Stay hydrated.
(says the guy that spent 5 days in the hospital a month ago, doh!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2023 08:05 PM (d0edJ)

100 98 Lithotripsy is a freaky word.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at July 26, 2023 08:06 PM (MvF+J)

101 I totally did Venice !
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 07:32 PM (V13WU)

You know Interpol is looking for you, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 08:07 PM (guGkK)

102 Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 08:02 PM (MNhXM)

I understand that sonic frequencies can break up stones. Shall I sing for you?

Posted by: Yoko Ono at July 26, 2023 08:07 PM (4I/2K)

103 Not concerned about the Barbie success. Driven by Biden core constituency - wine moms, pussy hat wearers and globohomo. Not sustainable - ask Rome.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 26, 2023 08:08 PM (rH1KZ)

104 Naked black woman walking down the interstate in Oakland, fires gun at rando cars.

This is what we've come to in the late stages of the great American experiment.....

https://tinyurl.com/5p2e8r8z

She seems nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 08:09 PM (guGkK)

105 If you're alarmed about today's sudden sealevel rise, that was just me defrosting my freezer. I put it off for too long. Feels good to get it done.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 26, 2023 08:10 PM (MvF+J)

106 Naked black woman walking down the interstate in Oakland, fires gun at rando cars.
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She seems nice.

They're lucky she wasn't carrying extra magazines.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2023 08:10 PM (nfrXX)

107 "They're lucky she wasn't carrying extra magazines.
Posted by: Oddbob"

I think we are all lucky about that.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2023 08:12 PM (iayUP)

108 To a dog paws are life. Many have to be sedated to trim their nails, lest they grab you by the hand and show you what life is like without a paw.

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2023 08:12 PM (8erNz)

109 I’m sitting here with a kidney stone stuck in my Ureter near my bladder. At least that’s what I think is happening. Feels like the left side of my stomach wants to blow up. I’m hoping to pass it so I don’t have to go to the ER.

Posted by: polynikes

This too shall pass. (Hopefully!)

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2023 08:12 PM (qoGsy)

110 I’m sitting here with a kidney stone stuck in my Ureter near my bladder. At least that’s what I think is happening. Feels like the left side of my stomach wants to blow up. I’m hoping to pass it so I don’t have to go to the ER.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 07:57 PM (MNhXM)
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You think you've got problems...

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at July 26, 2023 08:13 PM (ScR16)

111 We were fortunate enough to stay in a monastery inside of Venice. Spartan accommodations but the view from our upper level window of the city and grand canal was fantastic.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 26, 2023 07:59 PM (JqMqI)

The Hotel Danieli FTW.

16th century palazzo, right on the quay in front of the Giudecca canal, rooftop bar & restaurant with a fabulous view of Santa Maria Salute, adjacent to the Doge's Palace and Bridge of Sighs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 08:14 PM (guGkK)

112 Saxaphone skwerl gets dinner and a show. That's nuts!

Posted by: Rocky at July 26, 2023 08:14 PM (3Or4S)

113 Watch the movie on that idiot Tim Treadwell. For 13 years he tried to get the grizzlies to eat him. He succeeded in the 14th year, and they ate his girlfriend for dessert. They took three garbage bags of remains out of that grizzlies stomach.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2023 08:14 PM (lJzfv)

114 Are Venutians from Venice?

Posted by: Pervy Gondo-leer at July 26, 2023 08:15 PM (tO+U3)

115 They're lucky she wasn't carrying extra magazines.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2023 08:10 PM (nfrXX)

It's CA, they're not allowed.

Besides, no pockets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 08:15 PM (guGkK)

116 They're lucky she wasn't carrying extra magazines.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2023 08:10 PM (nfrXX)

It's CA, they're not allowed.

Besides, no pockets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 08:15 PM

Women have another stowage option, just sayin......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2023 08:17 PM (ncXxy)

117 Lady in Oakland shooting at cars doesn't look black to me.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 26, 2023 08:17 PM (XMwZJ)

118 114 Are Venutians from Venice?
Posted by: Pervy Gondo-leer

Dago uphill, dago downhill, and when dago flat dago wop wop wop wop...

Posted by: Your friends at Pirelli at July 26, 2023 08:18 PM (8erNz)

119 Lady in Oakland shooting at cars doesn't look black to me.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 26, 2023 08:17 PM (XMwZJ)
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She's one of those white blacks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 26, 2023 08:19 PM (ScR16)

120 Grizz don't give a shit how much you gave to the Sierra Club

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 26, 2023 08:19 PM (NtVYv)

121 Do gondoliers drown like Barky's paddleboarding chef? If not, why not?

Posted by: On the Pole at July 26, 2023 08:19 PM (tO+U3)

122 Oakland, nothing can surprise. It's been gentrified a lot, but not that far unless you can afford the eastern hills.

Posted by: Your friends at Pirelli at July 26, 2023 08:21 PM (8erNz)

123 Angzarr, when they shootin'at you, they color don't make no never mind. Yo?

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2023 08:21 PM (Uv0D2)

124 Having a Rum and Coke.

Ehh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 08:21 PM (up/3i)

125 Was trying to get video of woman blazing away at cars but no news wants you to really see her it seems

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2023 08:22 PM (xhxe8)

126 Ibex were insane, but a good insane, unlike that Zero Oakland bitch.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2023 08:22 PM (ufFY8)

127 This UFO bullshit is exactly that

bullshit

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 08:23 PM (us2H3)

128 At least she didn't violate any concealed carry laws.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2023 08:23 PM (ufFY8)

129 Way past lights out time
Hope everyone has a great and trouble free evening from enraged women

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2023 08:23 PM (xhxe8)

130 121 Do gondoliers drown like Barky's paddleboarding chef? If not, why not?
Posted by: On the Pole

Only if they have information leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2023 08:23 PM (bA3Ln)

131 That section of road is where you exit the bay bridge east, so she drove from SF naked?

Posted by: 13times at July 26, 2023 08:24 PM (6GN3I)

132 127 I like how the guy says "I know exactly where the craft are stored," and yet nobody asks him to actually list the places.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 26, 2023 08:25 PM (MvF+J)

133 This UFO bullshit is exactly that

bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 08:23 PM (us2H3)
***

This!

Posted by: A Professional Football Team at July 26, 2023 08:25 PM (e4fEA)

134 first 2 rules of hiking in grizz country

always hike with a buddy

and make sure you can run faster than your buddy

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 08:25 PM (us2H3)

135 127 This UFO bullshit is exactly that.

bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED

The proles must be distracted so the looting, raping, and drug use by our Ruling Caste may continue. Are you not entertained?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2023 08:26 PM (bA3Ln)

136 Red wine or cranberry juice - no stones.
I’m not sure what the latter beverage is, but I gots no stones!

Posted by: RI Red at July 26, 2023 08:26 PM (MZ6RK)

137 Off stoopid jock soc!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 08:26 PM (e4fEA)

138 In late other news, Now Free Jailbird Sheila gets into a disguise and visits Dumb Deacon in his apartment, announcing "I'm back, daddy!"

Nice Bod Brooke is still wearing her light yellow outfit, and Big Tit Donna is still MIA, sadly.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 26, 2023 08:26 PM (ufFY8)

139 She's one of those white blacks.

If she wasn't before, she is now.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2023 08:27 PM (nfrXX)

140 'Nite Skip !

See ya in the AM.

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2023 08:27 PM (T4tVD)

141 128 At least she didn't violate any concealed carry laws.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2023 08:23 PM (ufFY

Threadwinner.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 26, 2023 08:27 PM (PiwSw)

142 You know Interpol is looking for you, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 08:07 PM (guGkK)

They had not had a studio album for a long time...I really can't help them.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 08:28 PM (V13WU)

143 Was she shooting a 9mm or a .45cal?

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2023 08:29 PM (SYTee)

144 131 That section of road is where you exit the bay bridge east, so she drove from SF naked?
Posted by: 13times at July 26, 2023 08:24 PM (6GN3I)

So many possibilities. Someone else might have dumped her there.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2023 08:29 PM (OX9vb)

145 "We've been reverse-engineering UFOs ever since we liberated Mussolini's flying saucer in 1945, and we've got shit to show for it." Not believable.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 26, 2023 08:29 PM (MvF+J)

146 They ain't seen bigfoot for the same reason they ain't found nothing at Oak Island or Area 51. They already found their living, and a very lucrative living , in their audience. Thus endeth the lesson.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2023 08:30 PM (Uv0D2)

147 "We've been reverse-engineering UFOs ever since we liberated Mussolini's flying saucer in 1945, and we've got shit to show for it." Not believable.
Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit

"All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state."

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2023 08:30 PM (qoGsy)

148 This UFO bullshit is exactly that

bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 08:23 PM (us2H3)
***

This!
Posted by: A Professional Football Team at July 26, 2023 08:25 PM (e4fEA)

No, we are just too hot to handle.

https://youtu.be/zF4MvVgmHSI

Posted by: UFO at July 26, 2023 08:31 PM (ufFY8)

149 Fred would never have allowed Lamont to become as ugly as Esther, you big dummy!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2023 08:32 PM (fY84s)

150 "We've been reverse-engineering UFOs ever since we liberated Mussolini's flying saucer in 1945, and we've got shit to show for it." Not believable.
Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit

Did Mussolini sit in a cup whilst riding the saucer ?

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2023 08:33 PM (T4tVD)

151 Once you get your arms around the vastness of the universe and the distances involved, you will come to understand that they're ain't no little green men visiting this backwater.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 08:33 PM (up/3i)

152 Mo Brooks is a turd burglar.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2023 08:33 PM (slgIg)

153 Having a Rum and Coke.

Ehh.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Which brand of rum?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2023 08:34 PM (TZ75n)

154 I would love to see the political scene today as written by shakespeare.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2023 08:35 PM (KAi1n)

155 I can't believe Mitch making fun of Fetterman

not classy

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 08:35 PM (us2H3)

156 @153

>>Which brand of rum?

Bacardi.

I'm primarily a Gin drink kind of guy and want to change it up a bit.

Rum and Coke is just... Blahh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 08:36 PM (up/3i)

157 150 And that's another thing. If Il Duce had a flying saucer for eleven years, you just know he would have showed it off to somebody.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 26, 2023 08:36 PM (MvF+J)

158 108 To a dog paws are life. Many have to be sedated to trim their nails, lest they grab you by the hand and show you what life is like without a paw.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2023 08:12 PM (8erNz)

There is a groomer in my town that is a nail
Clipping master. She’s THE person everyone goes to. Charges $10 per dog and she does it in about 5 minutes.

Posted by: Montec at July 26, 2023 08:36 PM (WmivH)

159 Hey ace!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2023 08:36 PM (zLLgI)

160 Mrs D knew Venice well. She used to manage a knick knack shop in the American Post Exchange in Augsburg. Every three months she and the other managers would go with the shop owner to Italy and purchase new products. She got to know the key suppliers in Venice and surrounding area for gold jewelry, porcelain, and crystal. she loved that job.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 08:37 PM (e4fEA)

161 I could never het into gin. It's like drinking floor cleaner.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2023 08:37 PM (TZ75n)

162 There's no such thing as UFOs.

Posted by: Ed Straker, Harlington-Straker Studios at July 26, 2023 08:38 PM (4I/2K)

163 "I could never het into gin. It's like drinking floor cleaner."

It's not that good!

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 26, 2023 08:38 PM (MvF+J)

164 Bacardi.

I'm primarily a Gin drink kind of guy and want to change it up a bit.

Rum and Coke is just... Blahh.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 08:36 PM (up/3i)

My go-to is Flor de Cana.
Some good Nicaraguan stuff.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2023 08:38 PM (ufFY8)

165 151 rum and cokes. I can't remember the rest.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2023 08:40 PM (SYTee)

166 UFO with navigation lights fore and aft must be real.

Posted by: 13times at July 26, 2023 08:40 PM (6GN3I)

167 @162

>>I could never het into gin. It's like drinking floor cleaner.

True, all too true.

I've never been able to get into vodka or Tequila.

I don't really know why I got into Gin, just did.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 08:41 PM (up/3i)

168 there's mohel in Great Barrington that also does nails

and he's a groomer on the side

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 08:41 PM (us2H3)

169 UFO with navigation lights fore and aft must be real.
Posted by: 13times at July 26, 2023 08:40 PM (6GN3I)

Aliens are polite that way. They even use the same colors.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 08:42 PM (e4fEA)

170 There's no such thing as UFOs.
Posted by: Ed Straker, Harlington-Straker Studios at July 26, 2023 08:38 PM (4I/2K)

Fick dich!!

Posted by: Michael Schenker at July 26, 2023 08:43 PM (ufFY8)

171 161 Had a $1M brainstorm, but I see somebody beat me to it: gin infused with cannabis terpenoids instead of juniper. Always a day late.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 26, 2023 08:43 PM (MvF+J)

172 [O/T: 5 minutes of torched traitor tyrant Majorkis goodness (I smell roasting pig!), courtesy of Liz Cheney-killer Harriet Hageman (R-WY):]

https://is.gd/zR6PQO

[h/t Sundance @ CTH]

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 08:44 PM (Pk+pJ)

173 2nd Amendment codifies the right to arms...bare.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2023 08:44 PM (zLLgI)

174 Star Trek is more believable than the UFO shit

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 08:45 PM (us2H3)

175 When I drank gin, it was neat while I smoked a cigarette. I drank to get loaded. If I wanted a flavor, I would have ice cream.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 26, 2023 08:46 PM (Eeb9P)

176 @175

>>When I drank gin, it was neat while I smoked a cigarette. I drank to get loaded. If I wanted a flavor, I would have ice cream.

Believe it or not, Gummie Bears pare nicely with any straight booze, Sour Patch Gummies, doubly so.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 08:48 PM (up/3i)

177 The bears fishing reminds me of a little factoid about koi.
Koi fish always travel in schools of four. When attacked, A koi, B koi, and C koi will scatter leaving the D koi.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 08:48 PM (e4fEA)

178 I never got the point of getting loaded. I've enjoyed being pleasantly drunk and even sociably tanked, but loaded? It's not a good onomatopoeia.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2023 08:50 PM (KAi1n)

179 @178

>>I never got the point of getting loaded. I've enjoyed being pleasantly drunk and even sociably tanked, but loaded?

One of the positive aspects of aging is that you tend to get tired before you get loaded.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 08:51 PM (up/3i)

180 "I never got the point of getting loaded. I've enjoyed being pleasantly drunk and even sociably tanked, but loaded?"

Count your blessings.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 26, 2023 08:52 PM (MvF+J)

181 When attacked, A koi, B koi, and C koi will scatter leaving the D koi.
Posted by: Diogenes

I see we're being pun-ished by Diogenes and Muldoon tonight.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2023 08:52 PM (n9HCN)

182 151 Once you get your arms around the vastness of the universe and the distances involved, you will come to understand that they're ain't no little green men visiting this backwater.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 08:33 PM (up/3i)

Then you have the age of the universe, 26+ billion years now, according to the 'experts'. Lot of shit can happen in that amount of time. That is assuming that time and space actually exist and you are not just some computer created game piece, of course.

Posted by: javems at July 26, 2023 08:52 PM (AmoqO)

183 I had my first gin and tonic in London when I was 18 at a pub, circa 1969

Boodles, some off brand tonic and no ice

still, it was tasty

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 08:53 PM (us2H3)

184 Believe it or not, Gummie Bears pare nicely with any straight booze, Sour Patch Gummies, doubly so.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I like the cut of your jib.

In the shire, Kracken and Diet Dr. Pepper is the gold standard.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2023 08:54 PM (ftFVW)

185 All I can think of with all the UFO chatter is the first episode of South Park. After observing Earth, alien visitors came to the conclusion that cows were the most intelligent species on the planet.

Posted by: TRex at July 26, 2023 08:54 PM (IQ6Gq)

186 Just got in from a grocery store run, and it confirmed what I've been noticing the last couple of weeks. Big price jumps going on, especially in the staples and canned/frozen foods. Kind of hidden because beef and pork are way down from the first inflation rush.

Posted by: From about that Time at July 26, 2023 08:56 PM (4780s)

187 All I can think of with all the UFO chatter is the first episode of South Park. After observing Earth, alien visitors came to the conclusion that cows were the most intelligent species on the planet.
Posted by: TRex

The aliens made a lot of progress after they decided they'd learned all they could through anal probing.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2023 08:57 PM (ftFVW)

188 " Karine Jean-Pierre was prepared to deviate from her script: “Hunter Biden is a private citizen,” Jean-Pierre said in today’s briefing, repeating her stock response "

I think my question would be "Then why is he being driven around in government limos".

But none of the *newsbreathers* could possibly ask that of KJP...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2023 08:57 PM (n9HCN)

189 Lady in Oakland shooting at cars doesn't look black to me.

-----------
She's one of those white blacks.

--

NO HIGH YELLOWS!
- Hunter Biden

(there are probably a lot of midwestern morons who won't get this joke)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 08:57 PM (VW7tl)

190 if there are such things as UFO's, its more likely to be time travelers from our future with orders to observe, not interfere. It would explain a lot, like why they seem interested in the stupid shit we do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2023 08:57 PM (S6gqv)

191 Lady in Oakland shooting at cars doesn't look black to me.

The Yellow Rose of Oakland?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2023 08:58 PM (qoGsy)

192 if there are such things as UFO's, its more likely to be time travelers from our future with orders to observe, not interfere. It would explain a lot, like why they seem interested in the stupid shit we do.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Didn't Kirk (et al) violate the Prime Directive in every episode it was mentioned?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2023 08:59 PM (qoGsy)

193 In the shire, Kracken and Diet Dr. Pepper is the gold standard.

-

Sun Drop and Benchmark is one of my favorite drinks. I've made it with everything from Woodford Reserve to Buffalo Trace, but there's not much difference so no need to get too fancy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 08:59 PM (VW7tl)

194 As Thunderfoot has pointed out, all these UFO videos are either out-of-focus camera shots, which make nav lights on an airplane look mysterious, or FLIR shots, which make everything look weird.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 26, 2023 09:00 PM (XMwZJ)

195 Didn't Kirk (et al) violate the Prime Directive in every episode it was mentioned?
Posted by: Tonypete

They're more like guidelines.

Posted by: Captain Barbosa at July 26, 2023 09:00 PM (ftFVW)

196 Lady in Oakland shooting at cars doesn't look black to me.

So will this be logged as a mass shooting, or just shooting at the masses?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 09:00 PM (e4fEA)

197 I've been part of US Soccer since I was a little kid playing, and my first USSF Referee badge was earned in 1984.

At this point, I'm rooting for the Netherlands.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 26, 2023 09:01 PM (fnmJK)

198 Mere suggestions >>> prime directive

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 26, 2023 09:01 PM (XMwZJ)

199 if there are such things as UFO's, its more likely to be time travelers from our future with orders to observe, not interfere. It would explain a lot, like why they seem interested in the stupid shit we do.
Posted by: Tom Servo

--

The very act of time traveling would be interfering.

And aliens couldn't care less about us, much less find us or reach us.

Demons, however. Demons have every reason to be interested in us, and give us fantastic technology, and persuade Our Betters. And we'd never know the difference between them and someone from outer space or another dimension. Which technically they would be.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:02 PM (VW7tl)

200 Demons, however. Demons have every reason to be interested in us, and give us fantastic technology, and persuade Our Betters. And we'd never know the difference between them and someone from outer space or another dimension. Which technically they would be.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948

Not to harp on it... but that would explain the anal probing better than aliens.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2023 09:03 PM (ftFVW)

201 Elon shoulda change the name to "OX"

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 09:04 PM (us2H3)

202 Lady in Oakland shooting at cars doesn't look black to me.

So will this be logged as a mass shooting, or just shooting at the masses?
Posted by: Diogenes

The white priviledge was apparent as the poor unfortunate victim of oppression was forced to hold the gun as it fired (repeatedly) at her masters riding around in the luxury their whiteness afforded them.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2023 09:04 PM (qoGsy)

203 There isn’t any alien DNA, reversed engineered tech or plausible deniability. There is prevarication, larceny, treason and murder on the part of those who took an oath of office and betrayed it.

Posted by: General Jack Ripper at July 26, 2023 09:05 PM (vn2Ij)

204

Time travelling alien demons ate my baby's dingo!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 26, 2023 09:05 PM (463zG)

205 Lady in Oakland shooting at cars doesn't look black to me.

--

Just like VP Karmella Harris.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:05 PM (VW7tl)

206 "Demons, however. Demons have every reason to be interested in us"

"I saw a monstah!" - commonly heard line on Ultraman.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2023 09:05 PM (KAi1n)

207 @182
>>Then you have the age of the universe, 26+ billion years now, according to the 'experts'. Lot of shit can happen in that amount of time. That is assuming that time and space actually exist and you are not just some computer created game piece, of course.

The universe is a little under 14 billion years old, the planets coalesced and formed around 4.5 billion years ago, single cell life arose on this planet rather quickly geologically speaking, roughly 3.8 billion years ago, it took couple billion years to get multicellular creatures and another 500 million years to get to us. That's roughly a third of the existence of the universe.

The closest star is proxima centauri which is a little over 4 light years away, they have found evidence of a planet in the habitable zone, so for example, if there was sentient life on that planet and they developed in the same manner as we did, they would have had to have developed breakthrough technology that would allow them to travel at the speed of light or faster, which is impossible because matter cannot travel at the speed of light or faster than the speed of light, per Einsteins theories.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 09:06 PM (up/3i)

208 my guess is aliens wouldn't put up with no bullshit

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 09:06 PM (us2H3)

209 They want the water. The aliens are after our precious planetary fluid.

Posted by: General Ripper at July 26, 2023 09:07 PM (SYTee)

210 When attacked, A koi, B koi, and C koi will scatter leaving the D koi.
Posted by: Diogenes

*******

What a bunch of carp!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2023 09:07 PM (zLLgI)

211 There is no need to believe in UFO, they exist. Once you hit rock bottom, you'll know what I mean.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2023 09:07 PM (fY84s)

212 The aliens made a lot of progress after they decided they'd learned all they could through anal probing.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2023 08:57 PM

**
Carl still accidentally turned a few cows inside out. Moo moo.

Posted by: TRex at July 26, 2023 09:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

213 You know your stuck in the mud when your dog wont let you lean on him to get out.

Neighbor + rope = future Moron saved.

Posted by: DaveA at July 26, 2023 09:08 PM (FhXTo)

214 More like a prime nudge.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2023 09:08 PM (iziT8)

215 Not to harp on it... but that would explain the anal probing better than aliens.

--

It would explain the full-on push for ~~child sacrifice~~ abortion over everything by so many politician, push for p3d0s, push for transhumanism, etc. and general low level hum of evil and insanity that has been slowly becoming noticeable since 2010 or so, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:08 PM (VW7tl)

216 To a dog paws are life. Many have to be sedated to trim their nails, lest they grab you by the hand and show you what life is like without a paw.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2023 08:12 PM (8erNz)

Right. The old Fenris Gambit, right?

Posted by: Tyr at July 26, 2023 09:09 PM (xhaym)

217 The aliens were required by their government to get vaccinated against COVID and they all succumbed to myocarditis. I read it at Hot Air.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2023 09:10 PM (zLLgI)

218 The Hotel Danieli FTW.

16th century palazzo, right on the quay in front of the Giudecca canal, rooftop bar & restaurant with a fabulous view of Santa Maria Salute, adjacent to the Doge's Palace and Bridge of Sighs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 08:14 PM (guGkK)

We stayed at the Gritti Palace a few blocks down from the Danielli but had drinks at the Danielli bar. its probably a coin flip which is better - the Gritti has a fantastic restaurant right on the grande canal and is in a slightly quieter spot and is slightly more intimate, IMO..

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2023 09:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

219 The very act of time traveling would be interfering."

My pet theory is that in fact one group did come back, made a big public appearance and told us everything we could want to know. However doing that changed the timeline so much that the group that did it was never born, so that reality became a closed time loop and for the rest of us, it never happened.

YOU CAN'T PROVE IT"S NOT TRUE!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2023 09:12 PM (S6gqv)

220 Moved to Texas a year ago and just opened my lower kitchen cabinet to see a ROACH. I meticulously clean my kitchen (bleach water old school) and it's my first sighting and now I have to sell my house.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:13 PM (AbL8c)

221 Nobody goes to Venice anymore, it's too crowded.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2023 09:14 PM (V13WU)

222 However doing that changed the timeline so much that the group that did it was never born, so that reality became a closed time loop and for the rest of us, it never happened.

YOU CAN'T PROVE IT"S NOT TRUE!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2023 09:12 PM (S6gqv)
***

Somehow I knew you were going to say that...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 09:14 PM (e4fEA)

223 ... which is impossible because matter cannot travel at the speed of light or faster than the speed of light, per Einsteins theories.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 09:06 PM (up/3i)

----------

"Einstein was a clown! I have spoken and THE SCIENCE has settled."

-- Dr. Frankenfauci

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 09:14 PM (Pk+pJ)

224 My pet theory is that in fact one group did come back, made a big public appearance and told us everything we could want to know. However doing that changed the timeline so much that the group that did it was never born, so that reality became a closed time loop and for the rest of us, it never happened.
--

Yeah, I've always gotten hung up on that when I've thought too much about it. There's no way to not have some effect on something, which breaks everything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:15 PM (VW7tl)

225 Heard a good description of humanists yesterday. They will tell you they were meaningless before being born and that after they die they will be meaningless, but that in the intervening years we're supposed to believe they are the most significant beings on earth.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2023 09:15 PM (zLLgI)

226 Need a smile? Here you go.

https://tinyurl.com/49rbj5dp

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 09:15 PM (eOEVl)

227 Naked black woman walking down the interstate in Oakland, fires gun at rando cars.

This is what we've come to in the late stages of the great American experiment.....

https://tinyurl.com/5p2e8r8z

She seems nice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 08:09 PM (guGkK)

And no one runs her over? I don't get it.

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2023 09:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

228 Moved to Texas a year ago and just opened my lower kitchen cabinet to see a ROACH. I meticulously clean my kitchen (bleach water old school) and it's my first sighting and now I have to sell my house.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:13 PM (AbL8c)

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Wifey (born and raised in Waco) approves of this message!

[When looking to escape Califzuela a decade ago, she rejected both Texas and Florida as possible destinations for this single reason.]

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 09:17 PM (Pk+pJ)

229 DaisyB, get yoursel a cat or two.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2023 09:17 PM (Uv0D2)

230 HAHAHAHA :-)

Posted by: NC Ref at July 26, 2023 09:17 PM (fnmJK)

231 And no one runs her over? I don't get it.

--

Black woman. It's right there in the description.

Everyone knows their life would be ruined, their finances would be devastated, they'd probably never work again, and the DA would likely throw them in jail. Then the civil suit would start.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:17 PM (VW7tl)

232 The aliens were required by their government to get vaccinated against COVID and they all succumbed to myocarditis. I read it at Hot Air.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2023 09:10 PM (zLLgI)

That's... Heartbreaking.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 09:18 PM (e4fEA)

233 Finally arrived home.

Buc-ee's wasn't too busy, but DC to Richmond traffic sucked donkey balls.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2023 09:19 PM (1n+EO)

234 [When looking to escape Califzuela a decade ago, she rejected both Texas and Florida as possible destinations for this single reason.]

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 09:17 PM (Pk+pJ)

Wise woman!

I prefer the bug-free West, but hubby from here and no interest in my beloved Western states.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:19 PM (AbL8c)

235 220 Moved to Texas a year ago and just opened my lower kitchen cabinet to see a ROACH. I meticulously clean my kitchen (bleach water old school) and it's my first sighting and now I have to sell my house.
Posted by: DaisyB

Just wait till you see it fly!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2023 09:19 PM (U2p+3)

236 220 Moved to Texas a year ago and just opened my lower kitchen cabinet to see a ROACH. I meticulously clean my kitchen (bleach water old school) and it's my first sighting and now I have to sell my house.
Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:13 PM (AbL8c)

your first sighting? LOL! For my wife and I in the summer, that would be "the first sighting... TONIGHT." That's summer anytime you get within an hour or two of Louisiana.

Just wait til you see a giant one fly circles around your living room.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2023 09:20 PM (S6gqv)

237 And no one runs her over? I don't get it.
Posted by: LASue

No shit. I'da gone full Charleton Heston galley slave on her -

"Raming speed!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2023 09:20 PM (qoGsy)

238 DaisyB, get yoursel a cat or two.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2023 09:17 PM (Uv0D2)

I have 2! They were exceptional mousers while I lived in Chicago. I guess they decided to retire here.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:20 PM (AbL8c)

239 Need a smile? Here you go.

https://tinyurl.com/49rbj5dp

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 09:15 PM (eOEVl)

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"Grandson, who is 5, says THE WATER IS TOO HOT AND THE FISH ARE DYING!"

But apparently not at the rate of paddle-boarding chefs on Martha's Vineyard ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 09:20 PM (Pk+pJ)

240 The stupid chick announcer just said that the USA needs to score more than their opponents. OMG the stupid just burns. That's like John Madden EA Sports commentary.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 26, 2023 09:21 PM (fnmJK)

241 Maybe the aliens have a Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom type show at home, complete with an alien Marlin Perkins sending an alien Jim Fowler to anal probe Earthlings while alien Marlin watches from the blind.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2023 09:22 PM (SYTee)

242 Moved to Texas a year ago and just opened my lower kitchen cabinet to see a ROACH. I meticulously clean my kitchen (bleach water old school) and it's my first sighting and now I have to sell my house.
Posted by: DaisyB

--

It's not food. It's water.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:22 PM (VW7tl)

243 LOL nurse!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2023 09:22 PM (S6gqv)

244 Just wait til you see a giant one fly circles around your living room.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2023 09:20 PM (S6gqv)

That's a Clive Barker horror movie for me.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:23 PM (AbL8c)

245 Just saw Oppenheimer.

Note to Christopher Nolan: put the story FIRST. THEN show us what a badass director you are.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 09:23 PM (f0XAF)

246 Buc-ee's wasn't too busy, but DC to Richmond traffic sucked donkey balls.

Maybe try US 1 or 301 to 295 and stay away from 95? I'm always happier when I stay off 95

Posted by: NC Ref at July 26, 2023 09:24 PM (fnmJK)

247 cat sees roach fly:

https://tinyurl.com/4zdayz8w

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2023 09:27 PM (S6gqv)

248 @245

>>Just saw Oppenheimer.

Where you able to hear and understand the dialog?

Much like Lucas hates actors, Nolan hates decipherable dialog that distracts from his pretty pictures.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 09:27 PM (up/3i)

249 Finally arrived home.

Buc-ee's wasn't too busy, but DC to Richmond traffic sucked donkey balls.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

I think I identified the problem "home and DC to Richmond"... There has to be somewhere better...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2023 09:28 PM (n9HCN)

250 " Karine Jean-Pierre was prepared to deviate from her script: “Hunter Biden is a private citizen,” Jean-Pierre said in today’s briefing, repeating her stock response "

I think my question would be "Then why is he being driven around in government limos".
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Flying on AF 1, and living in the White House?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2023 09:29 PM (g59Yt)

251 "Maybe try US 1 or 301 to 295 and stay away from 95?"

In the 40+ years that I have been doing the North-East/Charleston run, I have tried every back way known to man. Including getting off I-95 at Kings Dominion, and going through West Point to get down to Norfolk for a period of time.

It just keeps getting worse eery year. And the back ways ar now saturated with traffic as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2023 09:29 PM (1n+EO)

252 My pet theory is that in fact one group did come back, made a big public appearance and told us everything we could want to know. However doing that changed the timeline so much that the group that did it was never born, so that reality became a closed time loop and for the rest of us, it never happened………

I’m a multi verse advocate . One of the reasons I used to love Rick and Morty.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 09:30 PM (MNhXM)

253
Flying on AF 1, and living in the White House?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

That was today arriving for his trial.
Gotta stay topical!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2023 09:30 PM (n9HCN)

254 Just found another reason why Ronald Moore is such a hack illiberal twatwaffle of a writer...

Battlestar Galactica reboot. He says it is too simplistic to draw a straight allegory between the Cylons and Al-Qaeda.

Instead the Cylons are a mix of Al-Qaeda, the Catholic Church, and the United States.

Dude, you are so full of feldergarp no wonder your fat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 09:31 PM (UsV5M)

255 Note to Christopher Nolan: put the story FIRST. THEN show us what a badass director you are.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 09:23 PM (f0XAF)

Or at least try and recreate just about the best 7 minutes of any movie, that is, if you're a man -

https://tinyurl.com/3h3uxvww

Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2023 09:31 PM (K+UlC)

256 I think my question would be "Then why is he being driven around in government limos".
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Flying on AF 1, and living in the White House?

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Yep. It's John Stewart Government. Private Citizen Nose on, Private Citizen Nose off.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:32 PM (VW7tl)

257 Was Frank Nitti from Gritti?

Posted by: James Bond at July 26, 2023 09:32 PM (63Dwl)

258 Just supposing that you were the B'More Police Department.

And you decided to use a KIA as an unmarked Police Vehicle.

https://tinyurl.com/3deynvf4

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2023 09:32 PM (1n+EO)

259 1st Bear video... Bear style Kung Fu!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2023 09:34 PM (oHd/0)

260 Scritti was from Politti IIRC

Posted by: Tyr at July 26, 2023 09:34 PM (xhaym)

261 Was not terribly impressed by Interstellar so when it comes to 'serious' pictures not a fan of Nolan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 09:35 PM (UsV5M)

262 Barbenheimer meme - posted previously, still good:

https://tinyurl.com/2du96jrc

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2023 09:35 PM (S6gqv)

263 oppss

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 09:35 PM (UsV5M)

264 Isn't one of the Rick and Morty dudes giving us yet more cr@p called Krapopolis?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 09:36 PM (UsV5M)

265 Was not terribly impressed by Interstellar

I liked it but then again, I watch maybe 6 movies a year.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2023 09:37 PM (Xrfse)

266 Christopher Nolan's best film was his first film, Memento.

He's become an auteur director and like most auteur directors, he's climbed so far up his own ass, that he can now punch his own tonsils with ease.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 09:38 PM (up/3i)

267 "Dude, you are so full of feldergarp no wonder your fat.
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Felgercarb

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2023 09:39 PM (KAi1n)

268 Scritti was from Politti IIRC
Posted by: Tyr at July 26, 2023 09:34 PM (xhaym)

They got a perfect way

Posted by: db at July 26, 2023 09:39 PM (wu87C)

269 We are both wrong - Feldercarb is apparently the correct spelling.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 09:41 PM (UsV5M)

270 220 Moved to Texas a year ago and just opened my lower kitchen cabinet to see a ROACH. I meticulously clean my kitchen (bleach water old school) and it's my first sighting and now I have to sell my house.
Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:13 PM (AbL8c)

Things I learned about roached when I moved to the South 2 years ago:

From the inspector when I bought my house, “ When your neighbors have them, they are roaches. When you have them, they are ‘waterbugs.’

From the lady making the appointments for the exterminator when I explained that I never knew these giant roaches could FLY! “Luckily, these are the kind that come up from the sewers. These aren’t the pantry-kind.”

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at July 26, 2023 09:42 PM (l0Cy4)

271 ust supposing that you were the B'More Police Department.

And you decided to use a KIA as an unmarked Police Vehicle.

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Ha. I've got a cop buddy who does stings. Kia/Hyundai is a VERY common vehicle to use because apparently they're easier to steal than most. They put a tracker on a drug seized Kia/Hyundai and leave it near a check cashing, wheel rental, or fresh fish market area, and in an hour or so they've got someone under arrest.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:42 PM (VW7tl)

272 Or at least try and recreate just about the best 7 minutes of any movie, that is, if you're a man -

https://tinyurl.com/3h3uxvww
Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2023 09:31 PM (K+UlC)

I support movies I like by buying them online...

Yeah... that one is in my library.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2023 09:42 PM (oHd/0)

273 >>Christopher Nolan's best film was his first film, Memento.

Two decent films I turned my wife onto - Momento and Dark City - neither were box office hits but they're pretty cool.

Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2023 09:42 PM (K+UlC)

274 How is it pronounced?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2023 09:42 PM (KAi1n)

275 I liked interstellar, but it needed a good editor. At least 30 minutes too long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2023 09:43 PM (S6gqv)

276 I would have to watch the original series to find out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 09:44 PM (UsV5M)

277 And in fact, I would say Nolan's best films were his smaller films,

Memento, Insomnia, The Prestige.

His best big film was The Dark Knight and he can largely thank Heath Ledgers performance for that film.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 09:44 PM (up/3i)

278 Is a centon a unit of time or distance?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2023 09:44 PM (KAi1n)

279 From the lady making the appointments for the exterminator when I explained that I never knew these giant roaches could FLY! “Luckily, these are the kind that come up from the sewers. These aren’t the pantry-kind.”

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at July 26, 2023 09:42 PM (l0Cy4)

Eek! Does this mean I have the "pantry-kind"?
Seriously freaking out here.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:44 PM (AbL8c)

280 241 Maybe the aliens have a Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom type show at home, complete with an alien Marlin Perkins sending an alien Jim Fowler to anal probe Earthlings while alien Marlin watches from the blind.
Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2023 09:22 PM (SYTee)

Yeah, we do film a lot of humans, and put em online...

But... we only film during 'probing'.

Posted by: Alien who knows humans do butt stuff at July 26, 2023 09:45 PM (oHd/0)

281 Is a centon a unit of time or distance?
Posted by: SFGoth
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Mass? Weight?

Posted by: Inquiring mind at July 26, 2023 09:46 PM (/pD2r)

282 From the lady making the appointments for the exterminator when I explained that I never knew these giant roaches could FLY! “Luckily, these are the kind that come up from the sewers. These aren’t the pantry-kind.”

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at July 26, 2023 09:42 PM (l0Cy4)

Eek! Does this mean I have the "pantry-kind"?
Seriously freaking out here.
Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:44 PM (AbL8c)
***

Wait until you see the house fly!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 09:46 PM (e4fEA)

283 @273

>>Two decent films I turned my wife onto - Momento and Dark City - neither were box office hits but they're pretty cool.

Great small films are like little jewels.

They don't all have to be multi-hundred million dollars behemoths.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 09:46 PM (up/3i)

284 DaisyB, have you seen any cow-killer ants yet? Those are all over the South. Beautiful, but if you see a lovely red and black striped velvet-looking ant, leave that sucker alone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:47 PM (VW7tl)

285 Centon I think is a measure of time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 09:48 PM (UsV5M)

286 274 How is it pronounced?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2023 09:42 PM

***
"a-nuhl prohb"

Posted by: TRex at July 26, 2023 09:48 PM (IQ6Gq)

287 >>Two decent films I turned my wife onto - Momento and Dark City - neither were box office hits but they're pretty cool.

Great small films are like little jewels.

They don't all have to be multi-hundred million dollars behemoths.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 09:46 PM (up/3i)

Second Hand Lions... one of my favorite movies... that I've watched numerous times?

$30 Million to make.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2023 09:49 PM (oHd/0)

288 Interstellar was just too full of the grandiose delusion of Nolan's that he could be like Kubrick.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 09:49 PM (UsV5M)

289 Wait until you see the house fly!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 09:46 PM (e4fEA)

Oh, I've seen The Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:49 PM (AbL8c)

290 Is a centon a unit of time or distance?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2023 09:44 PM (KAi1n)

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Wifey liked the original series, but I liked the new one.

Were always confused about that as well.

Apparently time, but somewhat ambiguous -- per this "Battlestar Galactica Wiki:" https://is.gd/zDri2n

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 09:49 PM (Pk+pJ)

291 Tom Servo: "your first sighting? LOL! For my wife and I in the summer, that would be 'the first sighting... TONIGHT.' That's summer anytime you get within an hour or two of Louisiana."

Houston has cockroaches the size of a VW Beetle. And lots of them. Visited a cousin during late spring and we'd go on night raids in the kitchen. Sneak in quietly, turn on the lights, and strike as many as we could before they scattered. We usually just got one apiece each time.

One evening after coming home from an evening movie, I was the first to enter the house from the kitchen. One of those monsters was on the floor and as I stepped, it ran up my leg under my jeans. Swear to God I've never jumped faster and more times in rapid succession in my life. It haunts me still.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 26, 2023 09:50 PM (aXxgO)

292
Great small films are like little jewels.

They don't all have to be multi-hundred million dollars behemoths.

--

Moon. Something like $5M to make IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:50 PM (VW7tl)

293 DaisyB, have you seen any cow-killer ants yet? Those are all over the South. Beautiful, but if you see a lovely red and black striped velvet-looking ant, leave that sucker alone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:47 PM (VW7tl)

Guess who will be up all night eating coffee grounds? This girl! That's who.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:51 PM (AbL8c)

294 DaisyB,
The tarantulas main source of food is the cockroach. If you have one, you're bound to have the other.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2023 09:51 PM (U2p+3)

295 Is a centon a unit of time or distance?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2023 09:44 PM (KAi1n)

Kessel run in 30 parsecs...

Uh... what?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2023 09:51 PM (oHd/0)

296
Two decent films I turned my wife onto - Momento and Dark City - neither were box office hits but they're pretty cool.
Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2023 09:42 PM (K+UlC)

Dark City ends with the best Wizard Battle ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2023 09:51 PM (S6gqv)

297 @292

>>Moon. Something like $5M to make IIRC.

Sam Rockwell, nuff said.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 09:51 PM (up/3i)

298 Houston has cockroaches the size of a VW Beetle. And lots of them.

Thought those were called Palmetto Bugs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 09:52 PM (UsV5M)

299 Second Hand Lions... one of my favorite movies... that I've watched numerous times?

$30 Million to make.

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Great movie. Immediately recognized the artistic drawings as having been done by Berkeley Breathed.

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 09:52 PM (Pk+pJ)

300 Guess who will be up all night eating coffee grounds? This girl! That's who.

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I've lived in the deep South all my life and I've never seen one indoors. You'll mostly see one wandering around outside by itself every once in a while. It's kind of neat to see them, honestly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:52 PM (VW7tl)

301 SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket launch from Kennedy Space Center in Florida tonight. Launch window opens at 11:04pm ET. Should be a show for those in the area.

Posted by: TRex at July 26, 2023 09:52 PM (IQ6Gq)

302 Moon. Something like $5M to make IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:50 PM (VW7tl)

What a good movie! Clever, different, and acted wonderfully. It was even filmed well. For $5 million? Amazing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 09:52 PM (PHmov)

303 What a good movie! Clever, different, and acted wonderfully. It was even filmed well. For $5 million? Amazing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

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I think that's what frustrates me the most about movies. There are so many interesting stories that could be told with a decent three or four room set and two or three decent actors. Not even big names, just a good story and convincing concern/fear/etc.

But no, everyone has to save the world from a giant laser in every movie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:54 PM (VW7tl)

304 DaisyB,
The tarantulas main source of food is the cockroach. If you have one, you're bound to have the other.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2023 09:51 PM (U2p+3)

As God as my witness, I'd rather have the tarantula. Seems as if you could reason with them.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:54 PM (AbL8c)

305 I've lived in the deep South all my life and I've never seen one indoors. You'll mostly see one wandering around outside by itself every once in a while. It's kind of neat to see them, honestly.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:52 PM (VW7tl)

When we go to Tyler State Park for a picnic or to swim in the summer, I can usually find one or two in the woods. I think technically they're a kind of wingless wasp.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2023 09:55 PM (S6gqv)

306 Oh, I've seen The Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:49 PM (AbL8c)

That's fiction.

Roaches are serious.

~~Nuke the site from orbit~~ Burn the house down. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 09:56 PM (PHmov)

307 Well with the WGA and SAG strikes, why not write that script and send it in...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 09:56 PM (UsV5M)

308 which is impossible because matter cannot travel at the speed of light or faster than the speed of light, per Einsteins theories.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 09:06 PM

Einstein's theories, as well as the Laws of Thermodynamics, are just cispatriarchial and racist concepts designed to keep women and people of color at a lower energy state.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at July 26, 2023 09:56 PM (a3Q+t)

309 The lowly Opossum's favorite food is the cockroach.

Don't trap and relocate 'possums to remove them from your property. If they're around, they're helping, and are on your side.

Oh, and DaisyB? Check out a product from Raid, called the Fumigator. Little sterno can kinda things, you drop in to a cup with 1/4" of water in it. (the cups come with the package, worry not).

Produces an Auschwitz grade poison smoke, and the smoke gets EVERYWHERE, even inside a lot of the walls.

Buy about 3x more than the "square footage" says you need, remove all smoke detectors, and FILL that house like a California Gas Chamber.

You won't see anymore roaches for quite a while, I think?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2023 09:57 PM (e6UQI)

310 But no, everyone has to save the world from a giant laser in every movie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:54 PM (VW7tl)

"The Drop."

Similar idea. Small idea. Filmed small. But it is a good story!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 09:57 PM (PHmov)

311 The tarantella is a lively Italian folk dance, usually performed by Italian women when they feel a tarantula crawl up their leg.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2023 09:57 PM (zLLgI)

312 "'There's needles on the ground, also there's a lot of broken glass. You're getting catcalled,' Jeannie Vasquez told ABC 7 Los Angeles in a filmed interview from her embattled neighborhood.

'You're getting people that have mental illness,' She recounted some of the sights she and others in the affluent area have been regularly subjected to in recent weeks.

'You're seeing profanity. Sometimes you see people naked running around."

Sounds like Jeannie Vasquez lives in White House

Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2023 09:58 PM (PTDkx)

313 Can't wait to tell my husband "Charlie Brown's Dildo" told me to burn down our house.

And I did.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 26, 2023 09:58 PM (AbL8c)

314 I think technically they're a kind of wingless wasp.

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I think this is correct.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 09:58 PM (VW7tl)

315 Dark City ends with the best Wizard Battle ever.

Probably, but 'Wizards' clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT9pWUmrimU

Posted by: Inquiring mind at July 26, 2023 09:58 PM (8e9gw)

316 "The Drop."

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Thanks, I'll try to track this down.

FWIW, there are some interesting sci-fi films on youtube. Dust is the name of the channel IIRC

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 10:00 PM (VW7tl)

317 SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket launch from Kennedy Space Center in Florida tonight. Launch window opens at 11:04pm ET. Should be a show for those in the area.

Would love to watch but it's been a bad day and I need to crash bigly here soon.

Here's a Uboob link to the live launch:

https://tinyurl.com/yws48c9s

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2023 10:02 PM (Xrfse)

318 Sam Rockwell is one of those actors who make me think, "hell, it can't be all bad."

he is woefully underrated.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lifelong Metal-head at July 26, 2023 10:02 PM (T/Lqj)

319 Second Hand Lions... one of my favorite movies... that I've watched numerous times?

$30 Million to make.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2023 09:49 PM (oHd/0)

Love that movie. The alternate ending on the DVD version was great, too.

Posted by: HTL at July 26, 2023 10:03 PM (5gGGe)

320 If this is Wednesday, what are the odds?

Posted by: mindful webworker - huh? at July 26, 2023 10:03 PM (xhLYl)

321 I'm on time for once, and the ONT isn't up.....🙄🙄🙄

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 26, 2023 10:04 PM (SRRAx)

322 If this is Wednesday, what are the odds?

Pretty long to win the Powerball.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 10:05 PM (UsV5M)

323 @318

>>he is woefully underrated.

He's come a long from playing Head Thug in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2023 10:05 PM (up/3i)

324 Anna Puma: "Thought those were called Palmetto Bugs."

Palmetto, Potato. Same thing.

Palmetto Bugs sounds so much classier, though. These didn't look very classy. I'd wager some of them had tattoos and a blade.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 26, 2023 10:08 PM (aXxgO)

325 DaisyB: "As God as my witness, I'd rather have the tarantula. Seems as if you could reason with them."

Tarantulas are cool. Mostly harmless.

We had sightings of them here in North Central Texas many moons ago but any development pretty much destroys their ecosystem. I liked having them around. Alas, I haven't seen one in decades.

Another critter that shares time/space with tarantulas are scorpions. Now they're trouble. Watch out if you have a tan carpet. You'll never see it coming.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 26, 2023 10:13 PM (aXxgO)

326 Saw scorpion in Saudi Arabia. Just strolling across the bathroom floor while it's in use. Not a care in the world, that scorpion had. I just kept an eye on it till it strolled out. I was doing some 'business' so I was kind of stuck. Getting stung by a scorpion while taking a dump would have been unfortunate.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2023 10:18 PM (NsE9F)

327 322 If this is Wednesday, what are the odds?

If this is Wednesday the odds are 1.0 that it is Wednesday.
And I feel safe in predicting that Thursday will occur sometime within the next 25 hours,

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328 it's my first sighting and now I have to sell my house.

Don't get overexcited. They may just be Satan's daemons.

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