Catnip Cafe

Shinju-ku, Tokyo
by @sai_photographer

Cat haters are not going to like today's offerings.

Another playful beluga. If a beluga spits at you, don't take it the wrong way. He's probably just trying to get you to come over.

Pretty sure I've linked this before, but this baby tiger is definitely a Republican, for obvious reasons, and I don't mean "because he's white." He's a pouncing prodigy.

Too cute, make it stop.

Curiosity caught the cat.

Please sir may I have another... kiss?

Smoochin' on a sheep.

This owl's head-tilt game is l33t, as the kids of 1997 who are now 43 would say.

Some kind of a communist pervert lick-party, if you ask me.

Compilation of monkeys stealing everything that ain't nailed down and robbing people stupid.

Big ol' fakeout.

This is horrifying... but then it's not? God protects drunks, fools, and oblivious bicyclists.

A little relaxation to get you over that last video's intensity.

Aqua-gymnastic floor exercise.

Fish photo-bomb.

I'd say this was car porn, but it's more like just porn-porn. Blacked-out '69 Mustang. Hot. (SIXTY-NINE!!!)

Saving puppies buried under fifteen feet of rocks.

It's a Maine coon cat, they say.

Epoch Animal Lovers
@EP_AnimalLovers
This is Kefir, a cat that got famous because of its enormous size. She bought the gorgeous cat almost two years ago as a tiny kitten. The Maine Coon cat weighs 26.5 pounds and is expected to grow even bigger, which is one of the characteristics of this breed
Kefir is a gentle cat

Kefir is also a much smaller cat than he appears. Commenters point out that a massive-distorting fishlens effect is being used. Look at the size of the woman's arm.

I am Lamont the Big Dummy, again.

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Posted by: Ace at 07:27 PM

Comments

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1
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2023 07:29 PM (ENBF0)

2 Trump once commented on that lady's big ol' pussy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 07:29 PM (SpC+Q)

3 the Maine coon photo is just distorted - they probably used a fish-eye or similar lens

26 pounds is big! they are big cats but that shot is accentuating it quite a bit

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 27, 2023 07:29 PM (AcWfM)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 07:29 PM (xhxe8)

5 I miss Switzerland.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 07:30 PM (guGkK)

6 only a poodle would be dumb enough to play with trash pandas

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 27, 2023 07:30 PM (AcWfM)

7 That's not a real cat.

Posted by: Joe biden at July 27, 2023 07:30 PM (ncXxy)

8 Coon Kat Lady's upper arm is longer than my leg.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 07:31 PM (guGkK)

9 8 Coon Kat Lady's upper arm is longer than my leg.

exactly - photo is distorted

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 27, 2023 07:31 PM (AcWfM)

10 That photo would make a great abstract painting.

Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 07:31 PM (BsBkM)

11 I'd like to have that lens.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 07:32 PM (guGkK)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2023 07:32 PM (T4tVD)

13 I certainly hope my pussy never gets that big.

Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at July 27, 2023 07:32 PM (iayUP)

14 >>>8 Coon Kat Lady's upper arm is longer than my leg.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

haha, i'm always getting punked.

that's why I'm Lamont the Big Dummy.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 27, 2023 07:33 PM (KRtlO)

15 Like to see a owl and dog looking at each other

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 07:33 PM (xhxe8)

16 I'd say that woman is holding a heaping helping of non-human biologics....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2023 07:34 PM (PiwSw)

17 >>>Smoochin' on a sheep.

I kept on waiting for it to blow a bubblegum bubble.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 27, 2023 07:34 PM (klJTj)

18 I'm sorry but pirate dogs do not wear sunglasses and I did not see a single hook, peg leg or parrot on either ship.

Posted by: Joe biden at July 27, 2023 07:34 PM (ncXxy)

19 Wow, the white Maine coon cat.
Must use a bath tub for a litter box...
I'm a cat lover, but that one would be a challenge, just to keep it fed.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 27, 2023 07:34 PM (MeG8a)

20 hiya
Posted by: JT

Like to see a owl and dog looking at each other
Posted by: Skip

That would be a hoot

Posted by: Hi-yoaw at July 27, 2023 07:35 PM (wuwH7)

21 Kefir is a gentle cat

*******

Gentle my ass

That beast looks like it could swallow me whole as soon as I fell asleep

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 27, 2023 07:36 PM (VTu1l)

22 We almost made it through the week without those mephitic Spheniscidae showing up and crashing the Café. Sad.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2023 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)

23 I'd like to have that lens.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 07:32 PM (guGkK)

————-

Definitely would’ve helped my OnlyFans account.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 27, 2023 07:36 PM (u73oe)

24 >>>Some kind of a communist pervert lick-party, if you ask me.

It's foreplay for the upcoming circle jerk.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 27, 2023 07:36 PM (klJTj)

25 he Maine coon photo is just distorted - they probably used a fish-eye or similar lens

26 pounds is big! they are big cats but that shot is accentuating it quite a bit
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 27, 2023 07:29 PM (AcWfM)

Yup. Maine Coons are big but they ain't that big. They are big lovable cuddle cats though.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 07:36 PM (BdMk6)

26 Don't take a nap with the Maine coon cat in the house.

Posted by: Walt Kowalski at July 27, 2023 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

27 "Kefir is a gentle cat."

No, Kefir thinks about ripping its owner's throat out and then eating her eyeballs pretty much every minute of every day. The only reason Kefir doesn't is because Kefir is famous, and doesn't want the bad press.

Kefir is a killah!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2023 07:37 PM (O0UOO)

28 My cat is 21 lbs and looks half the size of that photo.

Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 07:37 PM (BsBkM)

29 That's a big pussy.

Honestly, who are you people? It took 20 something posts.

Posted by: Man Nikki at July 27, 2023 07:37 PM (8Voqu)

30 Too bad there's no audio on the Republican tiger vid, because I'd like to hear what the kitten said at the end.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 27, 2023 07:37 PM (MvF+J)

31 haha, i'm always getting punked.

that's why I'm Lamont the Big Dummy.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy

Hey, I thought Clint Eastwood died.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 27, 2023 07:38 PM (20SKS)

32 What fascinates me about third world rescue video is goes digging around in a rockslide with jackhammers and heavy equipment... All while wearing shower flops.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 27, 2023 07:38 PM (9yUzE)

33 Sand mountain near Fallon. The nearby Salt Wells whore house burned down 20 years ago.

Posted by: 13times at July 27, 2023 07:38 PM (R/0Mn)

34 Definitely would’ve helped my OnlyFans account.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

So

Your income from Dubai has dropped off too

Posted by: Miklos, OnlyFans Marketing Associate at July 27, 2023 07:38 PM (wuwH7)

35 that's why I'm Lamont the Big Dummy.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy

DISINFORMATION

Posted by: Your Loving Gummint *kiss* at July 27, 2023 07:39 PM (wuwH7)

36 I had a friend who had a Maine Coon cat. That cat was enormous, I think almost 30 lbs. When he purred the floor shook.
There are also a breed of cat called Norwegian Forest cats that are very large.
I like cats but I'm your basic domestic short hair type.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 27, 2023 07:39 PM (MeG8a)

37 I had a Norwegian Forest cat who was very petite.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 27, 2023 07:40 PM (9yUzE)

38 The car behind the semi of the lucky bicyclist is lucky it wasn't t-boned.

Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 07:40 PM (BsBkM)

39 Return of the penguins and just in time. My mental health was eroding day by day. I am renewed and ready to go forward with vim and vigor.

Posted by: A New Man at July 27, 2023 07:40 PM (tO+U3)

40 Penguins!

Nice to see some silly, waddling critters.

Still free, can't catch me! Neener Neener Neener!!!

Posted by: Otter 841 at July 27, 2023 07:40 PM (aH/pT)

41 haha, i'm always getting punked.

that's why I'm Lamont the Big Dummy.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy

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You were deceived by meowinformation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 07:40 PM (SpC+Q)

42 My Maine Coon is devious, powerful, willful, jealous, demanding of attention, and I dread what he'd do if a kid was to tease him. It's a great breed if you like lotsa shed hair and barf piles.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 27, 2023 07:41 PM (MvF+J)

43 >>>You were deceived by meowinformation.

meowinformation or hissinformation?

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 27, 2023 07:41 PM (KRtlO)

44 I miss Switzerland.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 07:30 PM (guGkK)

How rong you stay, Roundeye?

Posted by: Hello Kitty at July 27, 2023 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

45 Nyah?

Meowformation? Someone actually herded some cats?

That is definitely a long haired kitty. Look at how that light switch on the wall is distorted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 07:43 PM (UsV5M)

46 >>Penguins chasing a butterfly.

All I can hear them say is..

Mine..Mine..Mine..Mine...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 07:44 PM (3Gsyt)

47 Whatever the faults of the Indian culture the way they care for and respect animals is pretty inspiring.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)

48 This post makes me miss my cats. Great companions.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 07:44 PM (BdMk6)

49 My brother had a big cat. He just wandered up one day and stayed. He weighed 21 pounds but was not a fat cat, just tall and long and solid. He liked to jump in your lap when you weren't looking. My mom was asleep in a chair one time, Buck jumped up, my mom jumped up and trebucheted Buck onto the coffee table. It was great but messy.

Posted by: huerfano at July 27, 2023 07:44 PM (7zEAH)

50 Still free, can't catch me! Neener Neener Neener!!!
Posted by: Otter 841 at July 27, 2023 07:40 PM (aH/pT)
.......

It's all fun and games until Whitey comes along.
Happy Shark Week #841!

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

51 Anyway, gotta run, but thanks for this, my favorite thread of the day.
Spent most of the day at the dentist, and various imaging places, x-ray, etc. Wonderful news: I'm getting braces! Because my lowers look like Stonehenge. I'm tired of scaring the little children when I smile...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 27, 2023 07:45 PM (MeG8a)

52 I'm not even a gearhead and that car is....

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 07:46 PM (iziT8)

53 Ha. Laundry cat is asshoe!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 27, 2023 07:46 PM (fY84s)

54 Y'all must have smeared Mentholatum on your philtrums.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2023 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

55 That cat looks deranged.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2023 07:46 PM (TZ75n)

56 Kefir is a big-ass kitty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2023 07:49 PM (Bsb2Q)

57 Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 27, 2023 07:45 PM (MeG8a)
.........

Arg, braces! My daughter had a root canal today, she's passed out cold in bed.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

58 Another Eagle augurs in. Randy Meissner is dead.

Clint Eastwood collects winnings.

https://tinyurl.com/y73xk8h5

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 07:49 PM (guGkK)

59 "My brother had a big cat. He just wandered up one day and stayed. He weighed 21 pounds but was not a fat cat, just tall and long and solid. "

I'm half-convinced, mostly based on hardly any evidence at all, that male cats will grow bigger and stronger if you don't neuter them early.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 27, 2023 07:49 PM (ou9hh)

60 So is Shinju-ku Tokyo's strip club district?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2023 07:49 PM (Bsb2Q)

61 Eewwwww! What IS that smell?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 27, 2023 07:49 PM (QqX/D)

62 >>>I'd say this was car porn, but it's more like just porn-porn. Blacked-out '69 Mustang. Hot. (SIXTY-NINE!!!)

They spoiled the whole effect when they turned on Van Halen. Runnin' with the Devil was released in 1978.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 27, 2023 07:50 PM (klJTj)

63 Shock the monkey

Posted by: SCIENCE! at July 27, 2023 07:50 PM (63Dwl)

64 In other news, SOF maintained its lock on 3rd place making almost a million more than MI 7: Dead On Arrival, at the Wednesday box office.

Also, SOF has secured international distribution, so it may be able to keep up its momentum and become 300 million dollar move.

Incredible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 07:50 PM (up/3i)

65 Shinju-ku, Tokyo
......

"and then Godzilla arrived." - Anna Puma

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

66 Apparently Niger has suffered a coup so expect a new spate of scams about getting money out the country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 07:51 PM (UsV5M)

67 Daily Mail-
Ministers today rowed in behind long-time foe Nigel Farage after a bombshell dossier laid bare the reasons he was 'cancelled' by Coutts.

The 40-page file shows that the bank cited his retweet of a Ricky Gervais joke and his friendship with Novak Djokovic to raise concerns he was 'xenophobic and racist'.

The extraordinary documents obtained by the former Ukip leader and handed to MailOnline revealed the 331-year-old bank decided to 'exit' him after making reference to his friendship with former Wimbledon champion Djokovic.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 27, 2023 07:51 PM (fs1hN)

68 Another Eagle augurs in. Randy Meissner is dead.

Clint Eastwood collects winnings.

https://tinyurl.com/y73xk8h5
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 07:49 PM (guGkK)

—————

He took it to the limit?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 27, 2023 07:51 PM (u73oe)

69 One of the wildest things I've ever seen is 21 house cats tripping balls, hopped up on cat nip.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 07:52 PM (up/3i)

70
Another Eagle augurs in. Randy Meissner is dead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 07:49 PM

another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2023 07:52 PM (ENBF0)

71 If the rear axles don't get you the DOT bumper might. There is a fair amount of room under big trailers. Still, person was lucky.

Posted by: javems at July 27, 2023 07:52 PM (AmoqO)

72 That huge kittuh pic. Are we sure its a kittuh?

https://youtu.be/lL1zl-K8fF8

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 27, 2023 07:52 PM (OTXUv)

73 Also, SOF has secured international distribution, so it may be able to keep up its momentum and become 300 million dollar move.
___

Keeping child sex trafficking quiet was worth more than $300MM to Disney.

Posted by: Bob Iger at July 27, 2023 07:53 PM (fs1hN)

74 Speaking Kaiju, Netflix is going to give us an animated Gamera series.

I can hardly wait... to ignore it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 07:53 PM (UsV5M)

75 The extraordinary documents obtained by the former Ukip leader and handed to MailOnline revealed the 331-year-old bank decided to 'exit' him after making reference to his friendship with former Wimbledon champion Djokovic.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 27, 2023 07:51 PM (fs1hN)

They canceled him because he is friends with an unVaxxed tennis star? Commie fag scum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2023 07:53 PM (Bsb2Q)

76 Dems are deathly afraid of Trump so they are indicting him for breathing.

Also Dems want Trump to be the nominee because they think he will be easily defeated.

Both of these things are a thing right now,

Posted by: Montec at July 27, 2023 07:54 PM (Rudgo)

77 Excellent Cafe!
Thanks Lamont!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 27, 2023 07:55 PM (g3roR)

78 Disney has lost $123 billion in value since 2022.

Great winning strategy there Iger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 07:55 PM (UsV5M)

79 Disney has lost $123 billion in value since 2022.

Great winning strategy there Iger.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 07:55 PM (UsV5M)

This must be why he's getting a larger yacht.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 07:57 PM (guGkK)

80 I hope a lot of people pull heir money out of that bank, so much in fact it is forced to liquidate its property and run their bank out of a cigar box on a folding table on a street corner in Chelsea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 07:57 PM (UsV5M)

81 They canceled him because he is friends with an unVaxxed tennis star? Commie fag scum.
___

Well, its the Daily Mail, so of course they focus on the most outrageous part of it. But yes, being friends with Novak Djokovic was a factor in the debanking decision. Then, to make the matter worse, the bank lied to the BBC and said the reason was due to Farage's finances. BBC had to apologize.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 27, 2023 07:57 PM (fs1hN)

82 So I googled "Show Club Nest" which is the most prominent ad in the picture and...its a Japanese strip club. Though I will see I give them credit in that is looks like their girls don't have tats...

Posted by: Some Moron at July 27, 2023 07:58 PM (lc5cP)

83 Speaking Kaiju, Netflix is going to give us an animated Gamera series.

I can hardly wait... to ignore it.
Posted by: Anna Puma

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I'm glad you posted this because it reminded me to mention to you that I played a game called Death Stranding and thought of folks here at the HQ that keep up with neat and sometimes downright weird Japanese stuff like that.

I'm about four hours in. I didn't expect to like it but I'm compelled to keep playing. It's a walking simulator with rough terrain and weight limits and balance elements, but the game is mostly to get to the next long cutscene so that you learn what's next in the bizarre story.

But it's neat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 07:58 PM (SpC+Q)

84 Any news on the Biden tapes we were promised by Grassley?

Posted by: Montec at July 27, 2023 07:58 PM (Rudgo)

85 Gamera is good turtle and friend to all Japanese children.

Posted by: Little Iko at July 27, 2023 08:00 PM (tO+U3)

86 Nice ride, does he know it looked like rain out there?

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 08:00 PM (xhxe8)

87 Eewwwww! What IS that smell?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 27, 2023 07:49 PM

Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 27, 2023 08:01 PM (Wnv9h)

88 The bank illegally leaked Nigel’s personal data to BBC - BBC denied it. Then…

Posted by: 13times at July 27, 2023 08:01 PM (R/0Mn)

89 "Disney has lost $123 billion in value since 2022.

Great winning strategy there Iger.

Posted by: Anna Puma "

If he can't wake it he'll break it.

And yacht his way back to his bank account.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 08:01 PM (iziT8)

90 A boy's birthday present.

https://twitter.com/i/status/
1684293669463920642

Posted by: Gwenn at July 27, 2023 08:02 PM (9Gr7n)

91
Any news on the Biden tapes we were promised by Grassley?
Posted by: Montec

==========

Tapes?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2023 08:02 PM (lCaJd)

92 Does that Maine Coon look a bit like Benedict Cumberbatch?

Also- I have always hated monkeys. One attacked me in a zoo in Puerto Rico.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 27, 2023 08:02 PM (AbL8c)

93 Also- I have always hated monkeys. One attacked me in a zoo in Puerto Rico.

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I love this place.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 08:04 PM (SpC+Q)

94 Monkeys are horrible bastards.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 08:04 PM (iziT8)

95 She must be tiny. My Silas was 27lb and didn't look that big. He was still big though. My little manx could walk under his belly by dipping her head a bit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 08:04 PM (G017V)

96
Disney has lost $123 billion in value since 2022.

Great winning strategy there Iger.

Posted by: Anna Puma

===========

If he hired a minimum-wage Certified Ordinary Human to just say Yay or Nay to their creative decisions, he could be back in the black.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2023 08:04 PM (lCaJd)

97 >>Also- I have always hated monkeys. One attacked me in a zoo in Puerto Rico.

Super racist.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 08:05 PM (ZLI7S)

98 I had a Maine coon cat. That lens is definitely distorting the size of that cat but when I picked up my main coon cat, it looked like I was holding a two year old. They are big, but they are big teddy bears.

Posted by: keena at July 27, 2023 08:06 PM (RiTnx)

99 A boy's birthday present.

https://twitter.com/i/status/
1684293669463920642
Posted by: Gwenn

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Oh goodness that's sweet.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 08:06 PM (SpC+Q)

100 Super racist.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 08:05 PM (ZLI7S)

He was goose-stepping around, if I remember correctly. In his demonic hate rage.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 27, 2023 08:08 PM (AbL8c)

101 Monkeys are horrible bastards.
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 08:04 PM (iziT

Obligatory.

I hate fvcking monkeys.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 27, 2023 08:09 PM (AiZBA)

102 Tapes, Recordings, whatever.

Posted by: Montec at July 27, 2023 08:10 PM (Rudgo)

103 FAKE CAT

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 08:12 PM (V13WU)

104 Getting late already, back to big city tomorrow again.
Am getting to see some historical things .
Hope everyone has a great evening, and doesn't get screwed by any monkeys

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 08:12 PM (xhxe8)

105 Face-ripping monkeys are horrific.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2023 08:12 PM (TZ75n)

106 Compilation of monkeys stealing everything that ain't nailed down and robbing people stupid.

==

they are like that

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 08:13 PM (V13WU)

107 12 Monkees

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 27, 2023 08:13 PM (6/JJ9)

108 My Maine Coon is devious, powerful, willful, jealous, demanding of attention, and I dread what he'd do if a kid was to tease him. It's a great breed if you like lotsa shed hair and barf piles.
Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 27, 2023 07:41 PM (MvF+J)

Get a curry comb, either one of those horse type ones or a furrinator undercoat ripper. It helps the longhairs shed the undercoat, and the Maine Coons tend to get matting and dreds.
I give the cats a bowl of petrolatum and lard mixed with some molasses for color, and put that out for them to lick up as they want. It is better than them getting into the butter if I leave it out on the table.

If you save the combed out fur you can learn to make felt! A cat that size can give you enough fur to make a hat in a year!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2023 08:14 PM (xhaym)

109 >>He was goose-stepping around, if I remember correctly. In his demonic hate rage.

Monkeys are nasty little pricks. Being in PR can't be a good influence on them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 08:15 PM (ZLI7S)

110 Keffir, is also a term for a type of kombutcha, it's also a pronuciation of Kuffir, and Kheffir, which are variations of the arabic word for SLAVE.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at July 27, 2023 08:15 PM (gbDsv)

111 "I hate fvcking monkeys.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV

It's an acquired taste.

Posted by: Pawl at July 27, 2023 08:16 PM (iayUP)

112 They canceled him because he is friends with an unVaxxed tennis star? Commie fag scum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2023 07:53 PM (Bsb2Q)

British banks cannot be to careful about their client lists, one cannot just "be friends" with just any tennis player after all.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2023 08:16 PM (xhaym)

113 Davie Crockett wore a Maine coon skin cap.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2023 08:16 PM (TZ75n)

114 I want to thank all of you that have contacted me about the TXMoMe. Things we are not going to run out of, room, food, booze and ammo!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2023 08:16 PM (S4B9L)

115 I assume the problem is that the tennis player was right about every single thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 08:18 PM (SpC+Q)

116 If you save the combed out fur you can learn to make felt! A cat that size can give you enough fur to make a hat in a year!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2023 08:14 PM (xhaym

You'd have to be crazy to do that.

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson Smith at July 27, 2023 08:18 PM (xnpli)

117 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Who are the a-holes falling for that "non-human biologics" hoax?

All y'all that's who.

So, we'll bite and scratch and pound your lame asses any damn time we feel like it.

Y'all have seen " Planet of the Apes", right?
I think you know how this turns out.

Posted by: Monkeys at July 27, 2023 08:19 PM (Zan64)

118 A new book out.

The End of Woman
How Smashing the Patriarchy Has Destroyed Us
By: Carrie Gress

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I get the feeling the pendelum may be swinging back.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 08:19 PM (FVME7)

119 Would you like to touch my monkey?

Posted by: Dieter from Sprockets at July 27, 2023 08:19 PM (KRtlO)

120 British are major asshoes. It gets lost because people get enamored with their antiquated accent.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 08:20 PM (V13WU)

121 Also- I have always hated monkeys. One attacked me in a zoo in Puerto Rico.

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I love this place.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 08:04 PM

I got bit by a monkey in a bar in the Philippines. They had some monkeys chained up and bowls of peanuts that we could feed them with. Little sucker bit my thumb getting the peanut and broke the skin. Went to sick call the next Monday and they said you might have rabies you won't have to get the rabies shots if we can find the monkey and test it if it turns out negative. After I left the bar that night they killed and ate the monkey.

I had to get the rabies shots. Fvcking painful.

Posted by: Joe biden at July 27, 2023 08:21 PM (ncXxy)

122 Speaking Kaiju, Netflix is going to give us an animated Gamera series.

I can hardly wait... to ignore it.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Ah! Gamera is made of turtle meat! Ah!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 27, 2023 08:21 PM (20SKS)

123 Seriously storm rolling through. Lightning is pretty damn impressive. Elvis is not pleased.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)

124 Kefir is also a much smaller cat than he appears. Commenters point out that a massive-distorting fishlens effect is being used. Look at the size of the woman's arm.

I am Lamont the Big Dummy, again.
******
Well, that's unfortunate.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 08:21 PM (NpAcC)

125 Keffir, is also a term for a type of kombutcha, it's also a pronuciation of Kuffir, and Kheffir, which are variations of the arabic word for SLAVE.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at July 27, 2023 08:15 PM (gbDsv)

Kefir is a type of fermentation of milk. It is the Eastern European version of yogurt. I betcha Kefir was named because he was white.

https://www.beetsandbones.com/make-kefir-and-why-you-should/

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2023 08:22 PM (xhaym)

126 120 British are major asshoes. It gets lost because people get enamored with their antiquated accent.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 08:20 PM (V13WU)

Ey mate, are you 'avin a piss roight now?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2023 08:22 PM (mE7cY)

127 One of my Senators. The other shall not be named.

https://tinyurl.com/yjwdncm8

Posted by: javems at July 27, 2023 08:23 PM (AmoqO)

128 Motorcycle parachute is very cool!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 08:23 PM (NpAcC)

129 >>>Ey mate, are you 'avin a piss roight now?

Oooh, suddenly switching to a Cockney accent is TOIT!

Posted by: Producer Guy at July 27, 2023 08:23 PM (KRtlO)

130 British are major asshoes. It gets lost because people get enamored with their antiquated accent.

All of them? I mean, surely there are some okay ones who've removed the stick from their bums.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2023 08:24 PM (eOEVl)

131 You'd have to be crazy to do that.
Posted by: Woodrow Wilson Smith at July 27, 2023 08:18 PM (xnpli)

No, you would be crazy to think you could get enough cat hair in a year to make enough felt to make a yurt.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2023 08:25 PM (xhaym)

132 Cuddly cat on the left is gonna be late for her prayer breakfast.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 27, 2023 08:25 PM (s9gYH)

133 I got bit by a monkey in a bar in the Philippines. They had some monkeys chained up and... After I left the bar that night they killed and ate the monkey.

Posted by: Joe biden

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The sock made this post even better.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 08:28 PM (SpC+Q)

134 We ain’t got time for dat shit!

Posted by: Nancy Mace at July 27, 2023 08:29 PM (u73oe)

135 I’m away on business and my wife said the dog is having withdrawal symptoms

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 08:29 PM (3nSG+)

136 My English grandparents would hurl cutting, acerbic insults that people would not catch immediately. 10-15 minutes later, you could see the realization in their expression.

I adored them.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 27, 2023 08:29 PM (AbL8c)

137 Trump went and got himself indicted again

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 08:30 PM (geLO8)

138 Well, I guess if I am to have dinner, I shall have to go to the store and get some groceries. Don't dare ask for grub anymore; you might get them. Fuck WEF assholes!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2023 08:30 PM (Bsb2Q)

139 The post included an image of recent media stories highlighting the recent spate of high temperatures in the U.S. and noted Republicans voted against the Inflation Reduction Act, Democrats' $739 billion climate package -- which President Biden signed into law in 2022.

"Hot enough for you? Thank a MAGA Republican. Or better yet, vote them out of office," Clinton tweeted Tuesday.

So it passed, and did nothing. I guess if it had passed with Republican votes it would have worked.

The Republicans are powerful that way.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2023 08:30 PM (aD39U)

140 dammit wrong thread

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2023 08:31 PM (aD39U)

141 I’m away on business and my wife said the dog is having withdrawal symptoms
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 08:29 PM (3nSG+)

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It happens. Can your wife get the dog to a metthadone clinic.

Posted by: Hunter at July 27, 2023 08:31 PM (u73oe)

142 137 Trump went and got himself indicted again
Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 08:30 PM (geLO

cover for the Hunter fiasco

Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2023 08:31 PM (us2H3)

143 134 We ain’t got time for dat shit!
Posted by: Nancy Mace

Nice rack.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2023 08:31 PM (TZ75n)

144 "No, you would be crazy to think you could get enough cat hair in a year to make enough felt to make a yurt.
Posted by: Kindltot "

Would you believe a small yurt? A smurt?

Posted by: Pawl at July 27, 2023 08:32 PM (iayUP)

145 The cat in the hat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2023 08:32 PM (63Dwl)

146 Apparently, those black plastic trash bags you have been using are made with soy, which is why critters like to chew on them.

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2023 08:33 PM (RovqD)

147 Gun stuff heads up:

Palmetto State Armory has a Crimson Trace red dot for pistols on sale for $70 that, after reading reviews on Amazon ($143 there), fits their Dagger frames with the Docter cut.

It's probably not the best you'll ever find, but they make pretty good stuff and I'm betting it's pretty decent. It looks like the biggest criticism is it stays on all the time, but CT apparently also sends you free batteries for life. I'm going to give one a shot.

https://tinyurl.com/28xp4y22

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 08:33 PM (SpC+Q)

148 Did they really indict Trump again? These people are so predictable.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 27, 2023 08:33 PM (u73oe)

149 What’s the odds of Nancy Mace getting the hell fucked out of her right now?

Prayer breakfasts can do only so much.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 08:34 PM (3nSG+)

150 "Kefir is also a much smaller cat than he appears. Commenters point out that a massive-distorting fishlens effect is being used. Look at the size of the woman's arm."

Much smaller??? Do you know this, or are you basing it on the fact the woman's arm looks like a big fat ham?

I find it much easier to believe the cat is THAT big, than I do a woman would voluntarily make her arm look like a big fat ham on social media.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2023 08:36 PM (fDksl)

151 One time wife and kid and I went to the Frankfurt Zoo. We were in the ape area. I can't recall if it was a smaller breed of gorilla, or a larger breed of chimpanzee. But this ape locked eyes with me and charged, full speed. Good thing the glass was tough. I saw grease stains where he hit the glass.

No idea why I pissed him off so badly.

Maybe cuz I'm so handsome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lifelong Metal-head at July 27, 2023 08:37 PM (T/Lqj)

152 Well, I guess if I am to have dinner, I shall have to go to the store and get some groceries. Don't dare ask for grub anymore; you might get them. Fuck WEF assholes!

I went after work. I grocery shop once a week, and each succeeding week the prices just keep going up. Not sustainable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 27, 2023 08:37 PM (Xrfse)

153 I missed commenting on the last thread re: the Capitol Police.

I worked on the Hill for 5 years. (That's not a brag it's almost a major life regret for the waste of time.)

Most of the Capitol Police are softer than butter left out in the sun. They don't train hard because most of them use it as a stepping stone into bigger and better Federal law enforcement (FBI, Secret Service, Marshals, etc.). They do 4-5 years dealing with politicians and aides, and occasionally a crazy-but-harmless frequent flyer that comes to "protest" about whatever. Lots of nice guys and gals deserving of respect, but these folks aren't exactly out doing foot patrol in South Central, if you get my drift.

Posted by: ballistic at July 27, 2023 08:38 PM (oXNqT)

154 Over/under on the cost of the Mustang's paint job?

$25k?

It's incredible.
Posted by: Thesokorus

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I had a classic car repainted with painted-on stripes not too long ago (pre-Biden) and it was over $10K. Nothing really fancy, just good hard paint done by a local bunch that knows what they were doing.

A collector paying a specialist to have a prestige purchase paintjob on an investment vehicle? Probably double that $25K.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 08:39 PM (SpC+Q)

155 Wow. That cat. Some people have heard me mention the big feral cat "Creamsickle" - orange on top and white underneath with huge ears. Though not 26#, paint his head orange with a white nose and mouth, at 18+#, that's Creamsickle. Very handsome cat.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 27, 2023 08:39 PM (KAi1n)

156 It used to be China and the USSR that had decrepit, demented leaders. Now the USA has Biden, McConnell, Feinstein and Fetterman. Love to see any of them try to swim the Potomac.

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 27, 2023 08:39 PM (UcJRo)

157 So Kefir is part of that supremist group Big Cat. It's obvious. Any fool could see it.

Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2023 08:39 PM (Uv0D2)

158 Trump went and got himself indicted again
Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 08:30 PM (geLO

cover for the Hunter fiasco
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2023 08:31 PM (us2H3)

Yes, and Trump knows that, but he just can't help himself.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2023 08:40 PM (fDksl)

159 I went after work. I grocery shop once a week, and each succeeding week the prices just keep going up. Not sustainable.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

I noticed a significant jump this week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2023 08:41 PM (TZ75n)

160 That's an air-fish not a butterfly.

Posted by: DaveA at July 27, 2023 08:42 PM (FhXTo)

161 Posted by: Nancy Mace

Nice rack.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2023 08:31 PM (TZ75n)

And obviously a goer. Just don't make her late for morning prayer sausage.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2023 08:43 PM (fDksl)

162 I went after work. I grocery shop once a week, and each succeeding week the prices just keep going up. Not sustainable.
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I noticed a significant jump this week.

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I rarely eat fast food. The wife and I went to Chic-fil-a today. It was over $20 for both of us to eat, and neither of us ordered anything particularly unusual.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 08:43 PM (SpC+Q)

163 Did they have digital displays in 1969 Mustangs? I never noticed them back then.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 27, 2023 08:43 PM (brAQZ)

164 Randy Meisner is mort.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 27, 2023 08:45 PM (KAi1n)

165 Did they have digital displays in 1969 Mustangs? I never noticed them back then.

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I don't mind that sort of thing. Whatever floats your boat and all that. Plus it offers the freedom to put whatever engine he paid to cram in it, which is probably something out of the GT (as in Ford GT, not Mustang GT) or one of the crazy Saleen or similar engines. That's neat in its own way.

The ones I admire the most are the folks that restore the vehicles down to the point of making sure the correct grease pen markings are reproduced inside the panels like they would've left the factory. I love that level of craftsmanship and appreciation for what's being done.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 08:46 PM (SpC+Q)

166 156: now, while they will not swim as well as me, I'd bet they could swim the length of the Potomac, and the Yangtze, better than most.

Posted by: Mao at July 27, 2023 08:46 PM (rc1IV)

167 Palmetto State Armory has a Crimson Trace red dot for pistols on sale for $70 that, after reading reviews on Amazon ($143 there), fits their Dagger frames with the Docter cut.

https://tinyurl.com/28xp4y22
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 08:33 PM (SpC+Q)

Please no. Especially not if you're using it for defense. Those CT red dots are absolute garbage Chinesium.

At LEAST jump up to the Vortex Venom for around $250.

Posted by: ballistic at July 27, 2023 08:46 PM (oXNqT)

168 Maybe the rest of the Eagles will croak on this tour.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2023 08:47 PM (TZ75n)

169 78 Disney has lost $123 billion in value since 2022.

Great winning strategy there Iger.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 07:55 PM (UsV5M)

Can you share more info? I looked at market cap history and the week Iger came back, it was like $176 billion. This week, it's $156 billion. Are you talking market cap or some other measure of value?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at July 27, 2023 08:47 PM (8C7+r)

170 My local store bread is now a $1.77 and it was only $1.00 pre COVID so that’s a 77% increase.

Torino’s pizzas were all blue about $1.10 at Walmart pre COVID but are now $1.98.

So I can safely say we’ve experienced a 50% inflation rate over the past 3 years.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 08:47 PM (3nSG+)

171 No idea why I pissed him off so badly.

Maybe cuz I'm so handsome.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lifelong Metal-head at July 27, 2023 08:37 PM (T/Lqj)

You probably said your name while looking at him. He knew Gaelic.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 27, 2023 08:47 PM (AiZBA)

172 Randy Meisner is mort.
Posted by: SFGoth

Didn't his wife die from a suspicious gunshot wound years ago?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2023 08:49 PM (qoGsy)

173 133 I got bit by a monkey in a bar in the Philippines. They had some monkeys chained up and... After I left the bar that night they killed and ate the monkey.

Posted by: Joe biden

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The sock made this post even better.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 08:28 PM

Crap.....I jacked that one up. Would have been better if I had my obama sock on though.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2023 08:49 PM (ncXxy)

174 Please no. Especially not if you're using it for defense. Those CT red dots are absolute garbage Chinesium.

At LEAST jump up to the Vortex Venom for around $250.
Posted by: ballistic

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Oh no, it would be just for a goof off pistol. I've already got the factory Sig optics on my P365XL, and something extremely innovative would have to occur to make me switch that out to something else as my go-to daily carry pistol.

$70 to put on a P80, though? Yeah, that's perfect.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 08:49 PM (SpC+Q)

175 Maybe cuz I'm so handsome.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lifelong Metal-head at July 27, 2023 08:37 PM (T/Lqj)

You probably said your name while looking at him. He knew Gaelic.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 27, 2023 08:47 PM (AiZBA)

HA! Except, that was long before I adopted my nic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lifelong Metal-head at July 27, 2023 08:50 PM (T/Lqj)

176 162: and now we will have serious price rises as fuel costs go up.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 08:51 PM (rc1IV)

177 153 I missed commenting on the last thread re: the Capitol Police.

I worked on the Hill for 5 years. (That's not a brag it's almost a major life regret for the waste of time.)

Most of the Capitol Police are softer than butter left out in the sun. They don't train hard because most of them use it as a stepping stone into bigger and better Federal law enforcement (FBI, Secret Service, Marshals, etc.). They do 4-5 years dealing with politicians and aides, and occasionally a crazy-but-harmless frequent flyer that comes to "protest" about whatever. Lots of nice guys and gals deserving of respect, but these folks aren't exactly out doing foot patrol in South Central, if you get my drift.

Posted by: ballistic at July 27, 2023 08:38 PM (oXNqT)

I was an Army field recruiter in Montgomery Co late '80's to '90. Looked at Cap Police and was sought by MCPD. Hard pass, though I ended up becoming buds with a couple of MCPD officers.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at July 27, 2023 08:52 PM (8C7+r)

178 >Randy Meisner is mort.

Ehhhhx-celent https://tinyurl.com/5n8amhx9
Soon the Eagles will be no more
kidding, that's not funny

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 08:52 PM (geLO8)

179 Got us a nice little thunderstorm going on right now. Lots of rain, plenty of thunder, no hail (praise be).

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lifelong Metal-head at July 27, 2023 08:52 PM (T/Lqj)

180 Randy Meisner is the Eagles original Bassist.

He was replaced by Timmy B Schmitt.

Amazingly enough, Randy was replaced by TBS in POCO as well.

I always thought Randy the better singer.

Posted by: browndog taking one for the team at July 27, 2023 08:52 PM (CCSxw)

181 Watch on Twitter

And the 'X' is right above.

Functionality changed today. I can now see people's timelines- not just specific tweets- without logging in.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2023 08:53 PM (Sv58p)

182 If it's not Twitter anymore, are they still sending Tweets?

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 08:55 PM (geLO8)

183 Oh no, it would be just for a goof off pistol. I've already got the factory Sig optics on my P365XL, and something extremely innovative would have to occur to make me switch that out to something else as my go-to daily carry pistol.

$70 to put on a P80, though? Yeah, that's perfect.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 08:49 PM (SpC+Q)
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Lol I'm not trying to crap on you unnecessarily, but the Sig Romeo Zero that came on my P365XL that's my daily carry was utter garbage that required me to remove it to replace the battery far more frequently than advertised, and never went back to zero when I put it back on. It's been replaced with the Holosun EPS Carry and it was worth every penny.

Posted by: ballistic at July 27, 2023 08:55 PM (oXNqT)

184 If a car has a $25k paint job I'm not going to want to drive it. I want cars I can drive around.

Posted by: fd at July 27, 2023 08:56 PM (iayUP)

185 Biden must go......Must protect chocolate Jesus.... Repeat.
Biden must go......Must protect chocolate Jesus.... Repeat. Biden must go......Must protect chocolate Jesus.... Repeat.

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at July 27, 2023 08:57 PM (9e2kV)

186 @170

>>My local store bread is now a $1.77 and it was only $1.00 pre COVID so that’s a 77% increase.

$1.77 for bread?

Sh*t, the average price for bread in my neck of the woods is 3.99, top shelf bread can go for 5.99.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 08:58 PM (up/3i)

187 This is from Chuck Grassley's floor speech where is describing the FBI 1023 the FBI tried to hide from Congress.

>>Zlochevsky claimed to have many text messages and recordings that show that he was coerced into paying the Bidens to ensure Shokin was fired. Specifically, he claimed to have two recordings with Joe Biden and 15 recordings with Hunter Biden

According to the whistleblower Zlochevsky claims to have the tapes of both Hunter and Joe. Note, Chuck Grassley is not Zlochevsky.

https://tinyurl.com/3tndxfsp

Monkeys flinging poo.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)

188 >If a car has a $25k paint job I'm not going to want to drive it. I want cars I can drive around.

Posted by: fd

that's a beautiful car- if it were mine, I'd be hesitant to park it anywhere but under cover behind a razor wire fence.

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 08:58 PM (geLO8)

189

I took my bag into a grocery store
The price is higher than the time before
Old man asked me, "why is it more?"

https://youtu.be/Iz8TQ6lCFfk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2023 08:59 PM (63Dwl)

190 182 If it's not Twitter anymore, are they still sending Tweets?
Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 08:55 PM (geLO

I think they are called "rays" now

Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2023 08:59 PM (us2H3)

191 My local store bread is now a $1.77 and it was only $1.00 pre COVID so that’s a 77% increase.

Torino’s pizzas were all blue about $1.10 at Walmart pre COVID but are now $1.98.

So I can safely say we’ve experienced a 50% inflation rate over the past 3 years.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Except for veggies, it seems like I only buy groceries on sale these days: $1.99/lb pork roasts this week - I bought two and froze them.

Oh! Another item for ~~cheap ass~~ frugal Morons - the USPS sells old issues of Forever stamps at discounts of up to 50% online. We don't use many stamps these days but still, it's a deal.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2023 09:00 PM (qoGsy)

192 "Let the name "Twitter" be erased from the minds of men, for all time."

-E. Musk

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 09:01 PM (geLO8)

193 And just like that, twiter is gone?

Posted by: fd at July 27, 2023 09:03 PM (iayUP)

194 If a car has a $25k paint job I'm not going to want to drive it. I want cars I can drive around.
Posted by: fd

It remains difficult to find decent used cars at a decent price too these days. I'm looking for a '18 Camry with age appropriate mileage, no accidents and no fleet use. There are 10 or so within 200 miles of me.

Thanks Obummer!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2023 09:03 PM (qoGsy)

195 Lol I'm not trying to crap on you unnecessarily, but the Sig Romeo Zero that came on my P365XL that's my daily carry was utter garbage that required me to remove it to replace the battery far more frequently than advertised, and never went back to zero when I put it back on. It's been replaced with the Holosun EPS Carry and it was worth every penny.
Posted by: ballistic

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No, I don't think that at all. If I felt the slightest bit uncomfortable with it I would've already swapped it out. Mine has been absolutely outstanding, though. I think I've had it two years now and have replaced the batteries twice, and it was zeroed each time I re-assembled it. After 2K or so rounds I haven't had a hiccup. Sorry you had bad luck with yours.

That's been a heck of a pistol for me overall. I'm really glad I bought it (although I'll admit I'm still sort of Hellcat-curious).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 09:03 PM (SpC+Q)

196 Lol I'm not trying to crap on you unnecessarily, but the Sig Romeo Zero that came on my P365XL that's my daily carry was utter garbage that required me to remove it to replace the battery far more frequently than advertised, and never went back to zero when I put it back on. It's been replaced with the Holosun EPS Carry and it was worth every penny.

Posted by: ballistic at July 27, 2023 08:55 PM

Buds guns had the P365 XL on sale with the Romeo red dot sight pre installed on them at an extremely good price. I bought two.

After a few sessions at the range I pulled both sights off and replaced them with the Sig night sight plate for the P365. Wasted money IMO, but I am not a competition shooter with a gazallion rounds through the guns so take my opinion with a huge grain of salt.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2023 09:04 PM (ncXxy)

197 I'm looking for a '66 Impala

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 09:04 PM (geLO8)

198 $1.77 for bread?

Sh*t, the average price for bread in my neck of the woods is 3.99, top shelf bread can go for 5.99.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 08:58 PM (up/3i)

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This a basic “local” grocery chain. I’m sure it’s higher elsewhere, it’s more of the relative increase that is more the concern.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 09:05 PM (3nSG+)

199 Haven't seen a loaf of bread for $1.77 since Obama left Chicago.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 27, 2023 09:05 PM (Xrfse)

200 I recall watching 'The Story of the Eagles' after Glenn Frey died. I knew Don Henley was a prick. I was quite surprised that Glenn Frey was worse. What a gaping asshole.

RIP Randy Meisner.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 27, 2023 09:06 PM (g/54t)

201 > $1.77 for bread?
that's pretty cheap- is it actually bread?

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 09:06 PM (geLO8)

202 This a basic “local” grocery chain. I’m sure it’s higher elsewhere, it’s more of the relative increase that is more the concern.

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Don't you appreciate the role of 200% food inflation every two years in the American Dream, citizen?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 09:06 PM (SpC+Q)

203 Maine Coon Mistress is sort of hot, except for those elbows.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 27, 2023 09:06 PM (ufFY8)

204 >Haven't seen a loaf of bread for $1.77 since Obama left Chicago.

where was he bound?

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 09:07 PM (geLO8)

205 where was he bound?

New Oh-leans.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 27, 2023 09:08 PM (Xrfse)

206 Compilation of monkeys stealing everything that ain't nailed down and robbing people stupid.

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No comment.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 09:10 PM (3nSG+)

207
Tapes, Recordings, whatever.

Posted by: Montec

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I guess it's these:

"According to the whistleblower Zlochevsky claims to have the tapes of both Hunter and Joe. "

We don't get them until the FBI makes the monumental effort to pick up the phone and ask for them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2023 09:10 PM (lCaJd)

208 took a jog through here

Posted by: Mississippi at July 27, 2023 09:10 PM (SYTee)

209 They used to have a lotta nice boys out theyah.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at July 27, 2023 09:11 PM (Xrfse)

210 DB, the 64 Impala with 409 and 4spd black with red and black interior. 2 door hardtop of course.

Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2023 09:11 PM (Uv0D2)

211 Oh! Another item for cheap ass frugal Morons - the USPS sells old issues of Forever stamps at discounts of up to 50% online. We don't use many stamps these days but still, it's a deal.
Posted by: Tonypete

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oooh, thanks. That is useful for Christmas cards.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 09:13 PM (SpC+Q)

212
Don't you appreciate the role of 200% food inflation every two years in the American Dream, citizen?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

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Inflation is its own reward! Why, I spent twice as much for arugula last week even though I don't like it!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2023 09:13 PM (lCaJd)

213 120
'British are major asshoes. '

The social justice faggots are in control there just like here.
I hope there is a backlash. Banks like that should lose their charter.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 27, 2023 09:13 PM (roH4R)

214 Penguins chasing a butterfly..

That sort of gives me an idea.

Posted by: Brent Smith at July 27, 2023 09:14 PM (Bd6X8)

215 The social justice faggots are in control there just like here.
I hope there is a backlash. Banks like that should lose their charter.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 27, 2023 09:13 PM (roH4R)

Am not thinking of now, I am talking about their behavior for the last few hundred years.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 09:15 PM (V13WU)

216 Lamont, you big dummy.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at July 27, 2023 09:15 PM (KFhLj)

217 >>We don't get them until the FBI makes the monumental effort to pick up the phone and ask for them.

The last people on the face of the earth Zlochevsky would give the tapes to is the FBI. He might as well just mail them to Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 09:16 PM (ZLI7S)

218 HAHAHAHAHA

There's a John Lewis, Civil RightZ IconZ stamp!!!!

https://tinyurl.com/2kuett4c

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 09:16 PM (SpC+Q)

219 203 Maine Coon Mistress is sort of hot, except for those elbows.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 27, 2023 09:06 PM (ufFY8

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She could crack walnuts with those things.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 09:16 PM (s12c9)

220 Looks like Eurabia is gonna come true.

Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2023 09:16 PM (Uv0D2)

221 Oh! Another item for cheap ass frugal Morons - the USPS sells old issues of Forever stamps at discounts of up to 50% online. We don't use many stamps these days but still, it's a deal.
Posted by: Tonypete

————

They make it up on volume

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 09:16 PM (3nSG+)

222 Am not thinking of now, I am talking about their behavior for the last few hundred years.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 09:15 PM (V13WU)

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It's been pretty much downhill since Victoria.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 09:17 PM (s12c9)

223 151

'Maybe cuz I'm so handsome.'

That is exactly the reason. I had to have him.

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224 Ciampino's Rescue kitties

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Posted by: Ciampino - everyone eventually grows up at July 27, 2023 09:18 PM (qfLjt)

225 Haven't seen a loaf of bread for $1.77 since Obama left Chicago.

where was he bound?
Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 09:07 PM (geLO

he was waiting for a bus.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lifelong Metal-head at July 27, 2023 09:18 PM (T/Lqj)

226 69 Mustang.
Bitchin'!!!

And trust me on this, no one...I mean no one, fifty plus years from now is going to be looking at a 2021 Prius and sayin, Bitchin'!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2023 09:18 PM (e4fEA)

227 The penguins chasing the butterfly remind me of media people chasing the narrative as it shifts.

Posted by: Splunge at July 27, 2023 09:18 PM (8L8hk)

228 LEAVE PENGUINS ALONE !

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 09:19 PM (V13WU)

229 Wow, it's genuinely depressing to look through the USPS stamps. There are a couple you'd think were "traditional" like muscle cars and backyard games, but the majority is woke stuff. The Art of the Skateboard, and everything is crap that is only on there because it's a left-handed Navajo lesbian artist and that sort of thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 09:21 PM (SpC+Q)

230 '64 Impala is a work of art, too. Much like the '63 Vette talked about the other day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2023 09:21 PM (TZ75n)

231 I wonder when ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN are going to notice that our so-called president has been selling out our country to the Chinese, Ukrainians and God knows who else for the past entire decade.

Seems like there would be a story there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 09:22 PM (s12c9)

232 197 I'm looking for a '66 Impala

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 09:04 PM (geLO

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Would you want it with horns? However I don't think they live that long.

Posted by: Ciampino - Kudu, Dik-dik any good? at July 27, 2023 09:23 PM (qfLjt)

233 I wonder when ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN are going to notice that our so-called president has been selling out our country to the Chinese, Ukrainians and God knows who else for the past entire decade.

Seems like there would be a story there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 09:22 PM (s12c9)

——-

Trump said pussy.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 09:24 PM (3nSG+)

234 LEAVE PENGUINS ALONE !

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 09:19 PM

Is that like when the aliens told us to leave Europa alone in the 2001 space odyssey movie?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2023 09:24 PM (ncXxy)

235 My brother is a retired Navy pilot. He was once assigned to a ship in going to Antarctica. His videos are hilarious; the wisdom is beware the penguinos (one of their defenses is projectile vomiting)

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 27, 2023 09:24 PM (goJt/)

236
The last people on the face of the earth Zlochevsky would give the tapes to is the FBI. He might as well just mail them to Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw

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Oh, woops. You're right. Who would he turn them over to? He's saving them for some reason.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2023 09:25 PM (lCaJd)

237 >I wonder when ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN are going to notice that our so-called president has been selling out our country to the Chinese, Ukrainians and God knows who else for the past entire decade.

Never. Power is all that matters, and their side is in power.

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 09:25 PM (geLO8)

238 235 My brother is a retired Navy pilot. He was once assigned to a ship in going to Antarctica. His videos are hilarious; the wisdom is beware the penguinos (one of their defenses is projectile vomiting)

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Seem like it would be a meager defense against an F-18.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 09:27 PM (s12c9)

239 231 I wonder when ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN are going to notice that our so-called president has been selling out our country to the Chinese, Ukrainians and God knows who else for the past entire decade.

Seems like there would be a story there.
Posted by: Cicero

TRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMP

Posted by: MSM in a padded cell with a crayon at July 27, 2023 09:27 PM (g/54t)

240 LEAVE PENGUINS ALONE !

Posted by: runner

Oh, intercourse the penguins!

Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at July 27, 2023 09:28 PM (20SKS)

241 Today Jack Smith got a foot long meatball sub at subway.
Shortly thereafter he dropped it.
Meatballs everywhere.

An additonal indictment for Trump.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 27, 2023 09:28 PM (ga8qR)

242 Penguins are ice monkeys

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 09:29 PM (geLO8)

243 "My brother had a big cat. He just wandered up one day and stayed. He weighed 21 pounds but was not a fat cat, just tall and long and solid. "

I'm half-convinced, mostly based on hardly any evidence at all, that male cats will grow bigger and stronger if you don't neuter them early.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 27, 2023 07:49 PM (ou9hh)

yeah as a teen someone adopted from the streets an old tom that was chained to keep him from attacking the dogs he saw. His head and shoulders were huge and muscular, body had tons of scars, ears torn. Looked like a bulldog, but once he was spayed he was a nice old kitty.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 09:29 PM (eoQWY)

244 Or 64 Ford Galaxy Fastback with 390/4spd. Black with red and black interior.

Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2023 09:29 PM (Uv0D2)

245 Penguins are fun. They mate for life. They care for their offspring together and all three may perish if one of them doesn't make it.

They may even hold hands while they sleep.

Posted by: Otter 841 at July 27, 2023 09:30 PM (U2p+3)

246 231 I wonder when ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN are going to notice that our so-called president has been selling out our country to the Chinese, Ukrainians and God knows who else for the past entire decade.

They know. Loyalty to The Party is the prime directive.

Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2023 09:30 PM (SYTee)

247 Penguins are known puppy rapists. When we hunt and feed on them, you should be thanking us!

Posted by: Orcas at July 27, 2023 09:30 PM (g/54t)

248 Penguins are ice monkeys
Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 09:29 PM (geLO

monkeys are thieving little bastards, which penguins are not

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 09:30 PM (V13WU)

249 Thursdays are tough.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 09:31 PM (V13WU)

250 My brother is a retired Navy pilot. He was once assigned to a ship in going to Antarctica. His videos are hilarious; the wisdom is beware the penguinos (one of their defenses is projectile vomiting)

My oldest did this as an infant. Very effective.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 27, 2023 09:31 PM (AbL8c)

251 They know. Loyalty to The Party is the prime directive.

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Yep. The IRS whistleblower even said so. He said people were accusing him of being a traitor to the party.

They're close to admitting what the U.S. has become.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 09:31 PM (SpC+Q)

252 I never liked the Mustang much, unless it was a Shelby.

I like GTO, Chevelle, Dodge Charger.

My buddy's uncle had a Trans-Am. Fucking killer car.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lifelong Metal-head at July 27, 2023 09:32 PM (T/Lqj)

253 Aggressive monkeys should be beaten mercilessly and made to submit to a superior species.

Junior, you're about to lose that tail in an evolutionary event that will allow your monkey clan to survive to its next generation.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 27, 2023 09:32 PM (fY84s)

254 monkeys are thieving little bastards, which penguins are not
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2023 09:30 PM (V13WU)

The lack of opposable thumbs is serious handicap.

Posted by: The Penguins at July 27, 2023 09:33 PM (0zbUN)

255
"They may even hold hands while they sleep.
Posted by: Otter 841"

Penguins, being mechanical devices, don't sleep.

Posted by: Birds Aren't Real at July 27, 2023 09:33 PM (iayUP)

256 Penguins are fun. They mate for life. They care for their offspring together and all three may perish if one of them doesn't make it.

They may even hold hands while they sleep.
Posted by: Otter 841

That sounds like me. Wait, am I a penguin? I'm not too keen on fish.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 27, 2023 09:33 PM (20SKS)

257 My oldest did this as an infant. Very effective.
Posted by: DaisyB

Do we share a son?

That little bugger would wait until church to yak up his whole bottle and somehow, hit two pews in front of us.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2023 09:33 PM (qoGsy)

258 She must be tiny. My Silas was 27lb and didn't look that big. He was still big though. My little manx could walk under his belly by dipping her head a bit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 08:04 PM (G017V)

I had a longhaired male cat that was about 15 pounds but had longer than average legs - athletic rather than the stockier american average cat. A Persian I adopted wanted to get by him when we were outside and ran under his legs. He was shocked.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 27, 2023 09:33 PM (eoQWY)

259 90 degrees at 2030 hours ETEX.

Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2023 09:34 PM (Uv0D2)

260 >>The lack of opposable thumbs is serious handicap.

Posted by: The Penguins

any kind of thumbs

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 09:34 PM (geLO8)

261 259 90 degrees at 2030 hours ETEX.
Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2023 09:34 PM (Uv0D2)

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Thank a Republican, Deplorable.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Model Feminist at July 27, 2023 09:36 PM (s12c9)

262 I like to look at the Chargers and drive the Mustangs.

I had a smartass friend that had a souped up 70s Trans Am. He got clocked going 130 or so on a highway one night and asked the cop if he was sure because his speedometer was reading in the mid 140s and he'd need to get that fixed if so. He got a ticket but I think he got out of it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 09:36 PM (SpC+Q)

263 1.77 bread?

LOL! That’s the stuff that won’t even take room temperature butter without shredding into a mess. Peanut butter? No way.

I swore off buying cheap bread when a slice broke in half under its own weight. A decent loaf of store bought runs $4 to $5. By comparison a 5 pound bag of bread flour is about the same.

A 2 pound block of store brand cheddar I normally buy went from $9 to $12 this week.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 27, 2023 09:36 PM (ejFjg)

264 >>Oh, woops. You're right. Who would he turn them over to? He's saving them for some reason.

Probably what he asks himself all the time. He's a corrupt scumbag without question. But he tried to save himself by throwing in with Joe and the corrupt globalists to protect from Shokiin and reformers who were trying to root out corruption in Ukraine.

This is the stuff Trump was trying to look into and he got impeached and had his election stolen over it and now Zlochevsky is under the thumb of the globalists again. And now the Russians are just as likely to be in charge of Ukraine as the west.

The only thing for sure is that the same FBI that helped run the color revolution in his country and a duplicitous scumbag like Joe Bien are not people to trust. He made the tapes to protect himself from them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 09:37 PM (ZLI7S)

265 My brother is a retired Navy pilot. He was once assigned to a ship in going to Antarctica. His videos are hilarious; the wisdom is beware the penguinos (one of their defenses is projectile vomiting)

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Seem like it would be a meager defense against an F-18.
Posted by: Cicero

It’d work great from the co-pilot seat …

Posted by: Adriane the Suspicious Critic. . . at July 27, 2023 09:38 PM (jonTH)

266 Do we share a son?

That little bugger would wait until church to yak up his whole bottle and somehow, hit two pews in front of us.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2023 09:33 PM (qoGsy)

My daughter. THANKFULLY never in church, but one especially memorable flight. The beginning of a 2 1/2 flight. In first class.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 27, 2023 09:39 PM (AbL8c)

267 Price of flour is supposed to be going up soon.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 27, 2023 09:39 PM (ouTlx)

268 76 Dems are deathly afraid of Trump so they are indicting him for breathing.

Also Dems want Trump to be the nominee because they think he will be easily defeated.

Both of these things are a thing right now,

In the "everything is an op" file...if Trump, by himself and in himself, is such a deadly deadly threat to the Powers That Is..why is he still breathing? Trump is what 75 and overweight? There have to be a multitude of deniable ways to send him along and claim his time came. Sure, there would be endless conspiracy talk but those people aren't going to support the Invisible Powers anyway. And after the last 20 years don't tell me the Powers would have moral qualms about doing it

Posted by: azjaeger at July 27, 2023 09:39 PM (3/XaG)

269 Our orange stripedy cat MonkeyBoy weighed about 18 pounds, no fat at all. He was almost 14 years old when he died.

Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2023 09:39 PM (Uv0D2)

270 I swore off buying cheap bread when a slice broke in half under its own weight. A decent loaf of store bought runs $4 to $5. By comparison a 5 pound bag of bread flour is about the same.

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I buy 5 lb. bags of crystal meth but you can't make bread with it.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 27, 2023 09:39 PM (s12c9)

271 259 90 degrees at 2030 hours ETEX.
Posted by: Eromero

Which is what the temp was here at 2030 in Babylon DC. It's uncomfortable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 27, 2023 09:40 PM (g/54t)

272 A 2 pound block of store brand cheddar I normally buy went from $9 to $12 this week.
Posted by: Common Tater

Heavy whipping cream was $5.49/quart for the store brand today. The brand name stuff was over $8 fooking dollars!

I honestly don't know how middle class families are feeding their kids.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2023 09:41 PM (qoGsy)

273 I buy 5 lb. bags of crystal meth but you can't make bread with it.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 27, 2023 09:39 PM (s12c9)

But some of your ho's got bred.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2023 09:41 PM (0zbUN)

274 Lucy the Fink is around 11-12 pounds. She's getting sweeter in her middle age. Wants more pets and likes to be near me all the time. Still not a lap cat.

I hope this behavior doesn't change when we move upstairs next month.

Posted by: Otter 841 at July 27, 2023 09:44 PM (U2p+3)

275 Lucy the Fink is around 11-12 pounds. She's getting sweeter in her middle age. Wants more pets and likes to be near me all the time. Still not a lap cat.

I hope this behavior doesn't change when we move upstairs next month.
Posted by: Otter 841 at July 27, 2023 09:44 PM (U2p+3)

Gee, Nurse Ratched has a cat with the same name. What a coinky-dink!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2023 09:45 PM (0zbUN)

276 95 here and computer being a bitch

Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2023 09:46 PM (0zJ6Q)

277 Cool here, about 65, and drizzling rain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2023 09:46 PM (0zbUN)

278 I was kind of enjoying the otter sock.

I may decide to change my nic.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2023 09:46 PM (U2p+3)

279 I hope this behavior doesn't change when we move upstairs next month.
Posted by: Otter 841 at July 27, 2023 09:44 PM (U2p+3)

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Interesting. Do otters have to pay first and last month's rent?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 09:47 PM (s12c9)

280 Ace, sidebar correction FYI:

The 2013 documentary mini-series was called "History of the Eagles."

Yeah, it was good. Met Don Felder at a book signing in Laguna Beach for his memoir "Heaven and Hell: My Life in the Eagles."

Really good. He was a guitar teacher in Florida, and Tom Petty was one of his students (among others whom I forget now).

Anyway, Felder is a great, down-to-earth, class guy all the way.

Henley is my favorite lyricist; dude is a brilliant poet and songwriter -- and GRADE A PRICK.

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 09:48 PM (L57Qg)

281 Price of flour is supposed to be going up soon.
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FatCon hardest hit

Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2023 09:49 PM (Gkog9)

282 I was kind of enjoying the otter sock.

I may decide to change my nic.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2023 09:46 PM (U2p+3)

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Heh. Saw you reply to the Otter 841 sock in this morning's Art Thread -- and got a kick out of it. Didn't realize it was your hash.

Replying to your own sock is tight!

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 09:50 PM (L57Qg)

283 Lucy the Fink is around 11-12 pounds. She's getting sweeter in her middle age. Wants more pets and likes to be near me all the time. Still not a lap cat.

I hope this behavior doesn't change when we move upstairs next month.
Posted by: Otter 841 at July 27, 2023 09:44 PM (U2p+3)

Gee, Nurse Ratched has a cat with the same name. What a coinky-dink!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2023 09:45 PM (0zbUN)

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Every day is Tummy-Rub Tuesday when you've got a kitty or two ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 09:52 PM (L57Qg)

284 ...if Trump, by himself and in himself, is such a deadly deadly threat to the Powers That Is..why is he still breathing?

Posted by: azjaeger

As unlikely as it may seem, TPTB may understand the danger of martyrdom.

Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2023 09:53 PM (SYTee)

285 Heh. Saw you reply to the Otter 841 sock in this morning's Art Thread -- and got a kick out of it. Didn't realize it was your hash.

Replying to your own sock is tight!
Posted by: ShainS

That wasn't me originally. I just put this sock on last thread. I saw someone else wearing it and thought it was super cute.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2023 09:53 PM (U2p+3)

286 I tested positive for Covid for the second time in a year. Today is my last quarantine day. Tomorrow I am free. I'd just returned from a Canadian fishing trip so maybe the poutine?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 27, 2023 09:53 PM (20SKS)

287 Sock borrowing is strongly discouraged on this site.

Unless it's raimondo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 09:54 PM (s12c9)

288 Maybe I'll try this.

Posted by: nurse ratched, be free and surf, otter 841! at July 27, 2023 09:54 PM (U2p+3)

289 nurse, perhaps you otter change it to Otter 841, Scourge of the Sea

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 27, 2023 09:55 PM (oGiDo)

290 I miss Spurwing Plover

Posted by: DB - shadowy figure from a past episode at July 27, 2023 09:57 PM (geLO8)

291 The blog is all a-dither with anticipation for the ONT.

The pressure must be immense.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 09:57 PM (s12c9)

292 Just removing a sock from a joke nobody got.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 27, 2023 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)

293 Every day is Tummy-Rub Tuesday when you've got a kitty or two ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 09:52 PM (L57Qg)
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Yup!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2023 10:01 PM (BpYfr)

294 @268

>>Dems are deathly afraid of Trump so they are indicting him for breathing. Also Dems want Trump to be the nominee because they think he will be easily defeated.

Yes, everything is spinning out of control, stock up on provisions and fire water, in the long run it's not going to do much but at least in the short term you will have provisions and fire water.

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