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1 What!

Posted by: The Killer at July 20, 2023 07:30 PM (Eeb9P)

2 Oh good.

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2023 07:31 PM (V13WU)

3 You bastard!

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 20, 2023 07:31 PM (Eeb9P)

4 KInda in the neighborhood - Henry Kissinger, who is 100 years old (!) is visiting China. He is one of a kind. probably the greatest US diplomat of the 20th century.

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2023 07:32 PM (V13WU)

5 And now the 21st.

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

6 About that women's soccer thing...

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 20, 2023 07:34 PM (Eeb9P)

7 The HVAC guys have already banged out the upgrades to the new house.

Did a good job to boot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2023 07:34 PM (dUgSt)

8 Trying to put a wedge between Russia and China.

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2023 07:34 PM (V13WU)

9 dogs, dogs, dogs...dogs.

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2023 07:34 PM (V13WU)

10 " But the Advocate, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, will teach you all things and will remind you of everything I have said to you."

John 14:26

Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2023 07:35 PM (lrMBu)

11 TryIng to get some powdered rhino horn

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 20, 2023 07:36 PM (Eeb9P)

12 TryIng to get some powdered rhino horn

==

got genuine article right here, how much is it worth to you ?

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2023 07:37 PM (V13WU)

13 TryIng to get some powdered rhino horn
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 20, 2023 07:36 PM (Eeb9P)
---
Is it as powerful an aphrodisiac as powdered human horn?

Asking for a friend who lives on Omicron Persei 8...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 07:38 PM (BpYfr)

14 Tune in to Tokyo!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 07:38 PM (slgIg)

15 Lets admit it...there'd be more posts now but everyone is hitting the Baywatch dog thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 07:38 PM (e4fEA)

16 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2023 07:40 PM (xhxe8)

17 It sure was handy for someone to be kneeling and recording that dog carrying the umbrella to that guy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 20, 2023 07:41 PM (ulgTA)

18 Not much traffic in Tokyo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2023 07:43 PM (63Dwl)

19 I see in the side-bar that Kevin Mitnick is now carbon neutral. His fifteen minutes was up by 1990.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 07:45 PM (mhyxu)

20 "and then Godzilla showed up" - Anna Puma

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2023 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

21 Not much traffic in Tokyo.

Go go Godzilla!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 07:46 PM (mhyxu)

22 Go go gojria!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2023 07:46 PM (XtkZj)

23 The bouquet in the Café continues to improve!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2023 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

24 Amazon has the real organic rhino horn.
The stuff the Chinese sell to round eyes is Bisquik

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 20, 2023 07:48 PM (Eeb9P)

25 I see in the side-bar that Kevin Mitnick is now carbon neutral. His fifteen minutes was up by 1990.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 07:45 PM

Isn't now when he begins to release carbon back into the environment?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2023 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

26 Isn't now when he begins to release carbon back into the environment?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2023 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

Haaaaaaaaa

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 07:49 PM (9UlRk)

27 Pour out a byte for Kevin Mitnick, the OG of celebrity hackers.

He once said that a maintenance uniform was the most effective weapon in his arsenal, because nobody asks about The Hep poking around a secure facility.

Posted by: CppThis at July 20, 2023 07:50 PM (PZvjL)

28 KInda in the neighborhood - Henry Kissinger, who is 100 years old (!) is visiting China. He is one of a kind. probably the greatest US diplomat of the 20th century.
Posted by: runner at July 20, 2023 07:32 PM (V13WU)

Meh

Posted by: Meh at July 20, 2023 07:50 PM (T/Lqj)

29 You fill a tank with water, split the water into hydrogen and oxygen, burn the hydrogen in an engine to power a car, then condense the water vapor back into the tank.

Anyone see a problem with that? Anyone? Bueller?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 07:50 PM (slgIg)

30 We'll always have Ginza.

Posted by: Rick at July 20, 2023 07:50 PM (guGkK)

31 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip

Hiya Skip !

Why you up so late ?

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2023 07:51 PM (T4tVD)

32 Anyone see a problem with that? Anyone? Bueller?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 07:50 PM (slgIg)

Wait... does that mean i have to put the ethanol in the power steering pump? I'm confused.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 07:51 PM (9UlRk)

33 I have a list. It will be taken care of.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2023 07:44 PM (Wy1BU)

"The coroner reports that every one of the bodies recovered from the site died of.... bacon poisoning and.... shivving?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Shanked in the asshole with a spork.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2023 07:51 PM (Wy1BU)

34 He once said that a maintenance uniform was the most effective weapon in his arsenal, because nobody asks about The Hep poking around a secure facility.
Posted by: CppThis at July 20, 2023 07:50 PM (PZvjL)

Hey, it worked in Oceans Eleven.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2023 07:52 PM (guGkK)

35 Shanked in the asshole with a spork.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2023 07:51 PM (Wy1BU)

I'm going to wake up tomorrow still laughing at that....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 07:52 PM (9UlRk)

36 29 You fill a tank with water, split the water into hydrogen and oxygen, burn the hydrogen in an engine to power a car, then condense the water vapor back into the tank.

Anyone see a problem with that? Anyone? Bueller?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 07:50 PM (slgIg)

I think you're missing a hydrogen

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2023 07:52 PM (XtkZj)

37 Doggie had to wind up but not as funny as when cats do it

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2023 07:53 PM (xhxe8)

38 Anyone see a problem with that? Anyone? Bueller?

Other than needing more energy to split the water molecules than they'll give back when recombined ("burned") in the engine, seems like a good plan.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 20, 2023 07:53 PM (Bd6X8)

39 We'll always have Ginza.
Posted by: Rick at July 20, 2023 07:50 PM (guGkK)

Kind of like Kuferstendamm.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 20, 2023 07:53 PM (T/Lqj)

40 Friend had a story about their dog, it was a stray that had been hanging around during a cold winter, and one day his dad took a shortcut across a pond and the ice broke and dropped him in. The dog jumped in and pulled his dad out. His dad and the dog went home, his dad sat by the fire to warm up and told his mom they had a dog now.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 07:53 PM (xhaym)

41 I think you're missing a hydrogen
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2023 07:52 PM (XtkZj)

I'm not really sure.

Posted by: W. Heisenberg at July 20, 2023 07:54 PM (guGkK)

42 Hey, it worked in Oceans Eleven.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2023 07:52 PM (guGkK)

That's not even a joke.

Grab a lid and a high viz beat from any home depot and you can go literally anywhere.

"Awww, crap, i dropped my badge inside!" "I gotcha, man"

Nobody gives a shit.

(OK, in my case, i usually *did* drop my badge inside.... but they don't know that)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 07:54 PM (9UlRk)

43 Other than needing more energy to split the water molecules than they'll give back when recombined ("burned") in the engine, seems like a good plan.
--

Which is literally everything "green." At best you break even, but it's usually a loss. And all you're ever doing is moving the point of energy use from one place to another place.

Shame no one teaches 7th grade science any longer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 20, 2023 07:55 PM (ulgTA)

44 41 I think you're missing a hydrogen
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2023 07:52 PM (XtkZj)

I'm not really sure.
Posted by: W. Heisenberg at July 20, 2023 07:54 PM (guGkK

I am become butter, destroyer of waistlines.

Posted by: Oppenheimer at July 20, 2023 07:55 PM (XtkZj)

45 We'll always have Ginza.
Posted by: Rick at July 20, 2023 07:50 PM (guGkK)

They will cut through cans and nails and still slice a tomato paper thin!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 07:55 PM (xhaym)

46 Unter den Linden !

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2023 07:56 PM (V13WU)

47 Out of curiosity, has anyone explained why the FAGs and SAGs and WAGs are working in and around Hollywood, California and having to strike for dangerous working conditions or whatever?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 20, 2023 07:56 PM (ulgTA)

48 Catching up on videos and Bad Blue
Past bedtime, still hurting from this morning
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2023 07:56 PM (xhxe8)

49 I'm going to wake up tomorrow still laughing at that....
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I'm still laughing about it. My daughter had wisdom teeth removed. On the way home, still stoned on anesthesia, she said she would pay for me to go to Italy when I'm 78. "but don't worry mom, I'll make sure you stay in nice tourist areas. Not those places where you could get shanked in the asshole with a spork"

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2023 07:57 PM (Wy1BU)

50 How does it go?

- You can't win
- You can't even break even
- .... i forget the third law. Something about absolute zero... "You can't even find your way back home"? Something like that. Whatever. You all know it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 07:57 PM (9UlRk)

51 "Awww, crap, i dropped my badge inside!" "I gotcha, man"

Nobody gives a shit.

(OK, in my case, i usually *did* drop my badge inside.... but they don't know that)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 07:54 PM (9UlRk)

Nah, we would march them down to the front desk to resolve the issue, generally by having their manager come get them and escort them back in.
We actually cared about security though.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 07:57 PM (xhaym)

52 You fill a tank with water, split the water into hydrogen and oxygen, burn the hydrogen in an engine to power a car, then condense the water vapor back into the tank.

Anyone see a problem with that? Anyone? Bueller?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 07:50 PM

Sounds good to us!

Posted by: 'Studies' majors everywhere at July 20, 2023 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

53 Not those places where you could get shanked in the asshole with a spork"
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2023 07:57 PM (Wy1BU)

HA! That's awesome.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 07:58 PM (9UlRk)

54 I once got applauded because i wouldn't let a teacher piggyback into a school I've got access to for maintenance work.

I was afraid she'd give me the business, but she actually was happy about it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:00 PM (9UlRk)

55 Funny as a high jumper the pre jump has that same type of back and forth motion before you take off.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:00 PM (MNhXM)

56 Shame no one teaches 7th grade science any longer.

Cuts into gender identity story hour, something had to go.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 20, 2023 08:00 PM (Bd6X8)

57 Have a good night everbody!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2023 08:00 PM (Wy1BU)

58
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 20, 2023 08:00 PM (ENBF0)

59 How does it go?

- You can't win
- You can't even break even
- .... i forget the third law.

I was told..

- you can't win
- you can't break even
- you can't leave the game

Posted by: Oddbob at July 20, 2023 08:01 PM (nfrXX)

60 Hi and bye Alton!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2023 08:01 PM (Wy1BU)

61 Have a good night everbody!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Yes, ma'am!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 20, 2023 08:01 PM (Bd6X8)

62 We'll always have Ginza.
Posted by: Rick at July 20, 2023 07:50 PM (guGkK)

Kind of like Kuferstendamm.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2023 08:02 PM (T4tVD)

63 Badge in badge out. Someone will bring your badge so you can scan out before you scan back in. Sites are more secure now than subways.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 20, 2023 08:02 PM (Eeb9P)

64 En propofol, veritas.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 08:02 PM (xhaym)

65 Posted by: Oddbob at July 20, 2023 08:01 PM (nfrXX)

That's it!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:02 PM (9UlRk)

66 C'mon you skinny beak looking thing. I'm from the Jersey Shore. We have sea gulls and Italians.

Posted by: Tony the Crab at July 20, 2023 08:02 PM (Vn8B1)

67 Yeah that was Kevin's main claim to fame, not his haxor mad skillz but plain old social engineering of the rube who should know better.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:03 PM (mhyxu)

68 Gesundheidt !
Posted by: JT at July 20, 2023 08:02 PM (T4tVD)

Danke schoen!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 20, 2023 08:04 PM (T/Lqj)

69 Oddbob, hugs. I look forward to seeing you this year.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 20, 2023 08:04 PM (abLNM)

70 Great News Radio episode on the card activated security door. What a great sitcom.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:04 PM (MNhXM)

71 Great News Radio episode on the card activated security door. What a great sitcom.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:04 PM (MNhXM)

That really was a good show, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:05 PM (9UlRk)

72 No badge no entry, we ain't like Joey Bidet's SCIF'vette.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:05 PM (mhyxu)

73 Dogs are like my 8th favorite animal. They are weak sauce compared to penguins or bats, for that matter. These are very nice dog videos, I have to admit.

Posted by: Lowered Expectations at July 20, 2023 08:05 PM (T0tUU)

74 The HVAC guys have already banged out the upgrades to the new house.

Did a good job to boot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
----
And how much did that set you back???

Posted by: lin-duh at July 20, 2023 08:07 PM (UUBmN)

75 I used to hate dogs, until GF got a dog. Now I'm all "blaaah poochespoochespooches ah lurve yoo".

It's sad, really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:07 PM (9UlRk)

76 Great News Radio episode on the card activated security door. What a great sitcom.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:04 PM (MNhXM)

Yes. easily one of my top three favorites.

Mostly hate sitcoms. But a precious few are actually good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 20, 2023 08:07 PM (T/Lqj)

77 That really was a good show, man.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:05 PM (9UlRk)

Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor.

Damnnnn !!!!

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:07 PM (MNhXM)

78 Not sure I'd let that flea-bitten hound chauffeur my toddler around, but a cat might be worse.

Posted by: Facing Facts at July 20, 2023 08:07 PM (T0tUU)

79 Okay. Rain is here again. Been like a day since the last one. So far no hail, so that's good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 20, 2023 08:08 PM (T/Lqj)

80 FWIW, which is nothing I love dogs.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 20, 2023 08:08 PM (yLbf7)

81 Mostly hate sitcoms. But a precious few are actually good.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 20, 2023 08:07 PM (T/Lqj)

I'm sure there were hundreds of playwrights in 1600's London, but we only ever talk about a few of them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:08 PM (9UlRk)

82 And why do i got five pictures to the left now of the same goofity ass looking 'mo poking a freckle on his cheek?

Is anyone else getting this?

Is Internet trying to start something with me here?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:10 PM (9UlRk)

83 Oddbob, hugs. I look forward to seeing you this year.

{{Ben Had}}

Can you forward me the lodging info? I think you have my email.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 20, 2023 08:10 PM (nfrXX)

84 Yes. easily one of my top three favorites.

Mostly hate sitcoms. But a precious few are actually good.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 20, 2023 08:07 PM (T/Lq

Wings, Just Shoot Me, Rules of Engagement and Scrubs are the only other ones I liked.

Brooklyn 99 had potential.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:11 PM (MNhXM)

85 Look, not every sitcom can be a hit like Hazel or The Real McCoys.

Posted by: Not Caught Up at July 20, 2023 08:12 PM (T0tUU)

86 Damn, it's good to be here early for a change.

Gotta enjoy it while I can, workin' again tomorrow.

Between the "day job" and the project of putting a new finish on the very porch, stairs and railings I did only 'bout four, five years ago, these 100 degree temps have me about medium-well, by now.

It's amazing how temperature extremes in a salt-air environment can do-in even the priciest paints and finishes, here.

"Sweat Equity". And gallons of it!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2023 08:12 PM (e6UQI)

87
Danke schoen!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent

That was a Wayne Newton song.....

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2023 08:13 PM (T4tVD)

88 Lets admit it...there'd be more posts now but everyone is hitting the Baywatch dog thing.
Posted by: Diogenes

Bunch of furries!

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2023 08:13 PM (DgGvY)

89 I used to hate dogs, until GF got a dog. Now I'm all "blaaah poochespoochespooches ah lurve yoo".

It's sad, really.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:07 PM (9UlRk)

Remember, be very careful when the dog gets scheduled to a tutor...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 08:13 PM (e4fEA)

90 Ah, hell, now it's some Baltic looking chick brushing her nose with silly putty four times....

Feck, it's like a bullshit slot machine in here. What do i win?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:13 PM (9UlRk)

91 "Dogs are like my 8th favorite animal. They are weak sauce compared to penguins or bats, for that matter. "

All pale in comparison to the Chupacabra yet we get no Chupacabras. Just once I would like to see a Chupacabra.

Posted by: Chupacabra Fan at July 20, 2023 08:14 PM (iayUP)

92 OT: "Greenland melted some 416,000 years ago, shows high risk of causing sea level rise today"
https://is.gd/fDIZla

I love these quotes:
"'It's really the first bulletproof evidence that much of the Greenland ice sheet vanished when it got warm'...The new study provides strong and precise evidence that Greenland is more sensitive to climate change than previously understood—and at grave risk of irreversibly melting off.".

Um...it's melted before, and it refroze again. But this time it'll melt forever!!!eleventy!!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:14 PM (ynpvh)

93 I know the older sitcoms like Taxi and Barney Miller are favorites of others and were good but for whatever reason I don’t have a desire to watch them again.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:14 PM (MNhXM)

94 Danke schoen!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent

That was a Wayne Newton song.....
Posted by: JT at July 20, 2023 08:13 PM (T4tVD)

except for the part that he pronounced it wrong. So, you know. Whatever. I always thought he was a weirdo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 20, 2023 08:14 PM (T/Lqj)

95 https://youtu.be/oKTnDPpe3Ao

"Reclaim the Rainbow"

#1 on itunes today

People are voting with their wallets and responding to this shit

Posted by: logprof at July 20, 2023 08:14 PM (QmjgE)

96 Mostly in just like saying Chupacabra.

Posted by: Chupacabra Fan at July 20, 2023 08:14 PM (iayUP)

97 Other than needing more energy to split the water molecules than they'll give back when recombined ("burned") in the engine, seems like a good plan.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 20, 2023 07:53 PM (Bd6X

The Second Law of Thermodynamics is the law around here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 08:14 PM (ohQhz)

98 Remember, be very careful when the dog gets scheduled to a tutor...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 08:13 PM (e4fEA)

Oh, he's been tutored all right. Still dumb as a knocked over fence post. But the vet says they can't do it again.

Kind of rude about it when i asked, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:16 PM (9UlRk)

99 97 Other than needing more energy to split the water molecules than they'll give back when recombined ("burned") in the engine, seems like a good plan.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 20, 2023 07:53 PM (Bd6X

The Second Law of Thermodynamics is the law around here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 08:14 PM (ohQhz)

https://youtu.be/OgtQj8O92eI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:16 PM (ynpvh)

100 Danke schoen!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent

That was a Wayne Newton song.....
Posted by: JT at July 20, 2023 08:13 PM (T4tVD)

except for the part that he pronounced it wrong. So, you know. Whatever. I always thought he was a weirdo.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent

Sorry I brought it up !

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2023 08:16 PM (T4tVD)

101 Dog tries parkour-style wall run.

Barkour!

Dog performs CPR

And has no trouble waking his owner up in the morning.

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2023 08:16 PM (DgGvY)

102 Oh no Greenland might turn green.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 08:16 PM (iayUP)

103 Is that an Eiffel Tower replica or the Japanese own take on a girder tower?

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:17 PM (MNhXM)

104 Mostly in just like saying Chupacabra.
Posted by: Chupacabra Fan at July 20, 2023 08:14 PM (iayUP)

Wife and I saw a chupacabra once on a road trip. But I think it was actually a coyote with a really bad case of mange or something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 20, 2023 08:17 PM (T/Lqj)

105 Posted by: Chupacabra Fan at July 20, 2023 08:14 PM

* pat's bench *

Come sit next to me.

Posted by: Purple Martin and Yak Fan at July 20, 2023 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

106 The Second Law of Thermodynamics is the law around here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 08:14 PM (ohQhz)

I can change that —Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:18 PM (MNhXM)

107 Oh no Greenland might turn green.

What will happen to Vinland?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 20, 2023 08:18 PM (Bd6X8)

108 Greenland is actually "Grønland".... because when they crossed the ocean and finally got there, they all went "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:18 PM (9UlRk)

109 That was a Wayne Newton song.....
Posted by: JT at July 20, 2023 08:13 PM (T4tVD)

except for the part that he pronounced it wrong. So, you know. Whatever. I always thought he was a weirdo.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent

Sorry I brought it up !
Posted by: JT at July 20, 2023 08:16 PM (T4tVD)

Gotta admit, though, Wayne is a a weird dude. Kinda has that Ralph Macchio "when will his voice change?" thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 20, 2023 08:20 PM (T/Lqj)

110 The Second Law of Thermodynamics is the law around here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 08:14 PM

More cispatriarchal marlarkey designed to keep the brown and black end of the spectrum from moving up.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at July 20, 2023 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

111 102 Oh no Greenland might turn green.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 08:16 PM (iayUP)

From another article about eelgrass:
https://is.gd/zW8yHy

"Both nuclear and chloroplast genomes revealed that eelgrass dispersed to the Atlantic through the Canadian Arctic about 243 thousand years ago.".

How did they do that? Maybe when Greenland was green and there was no ice in the arctic!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:21 PM (ynpvh)

112 "Wife and I saw a chupacabra once on a road trip. But I think it was actually a coyote with a really bad case of mange or something.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,"

So you are saying his hair wasn't perfect?

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 08:21 PM (iayUP)

113 More cispatriarchal marlarkey designed to keep the brown and black end of the spectrum from moving up.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at July 20, 2023 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

Fuck's aches, Mary can spell like a twelve year old Gujarati when she's got a couple of pints in her, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:21 PM (9UlRk)

114 More cispatriarchal marlarkey designed to keep the brown and black end of the spectrum from moving up.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at July 20, 2023 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

You are a fake Mary Clogginstein! You spelled almost all the words right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 08:22 PM (ohQhz)

115 Gotta admit, though, Wayne is a a weird dude. Kinda has that Ralph Macchio "when will his voice change?" thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent

I grew up in a house between 2 Italian ladies...and they thought he was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2023 08:23 PM (T4tVD)

116 Remember when Wayne Newton did a cameo on Perfect Strangers?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:23 PM (9UlRk)

117 Doesn't Greenland have a volcano under all that ice that is warming the earth to such a degree it is melting the ice cap from below?

Vinland? Can we hope New York City gets ransacked by modern Vikings?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:24 PM (mhyxu)

118 I never get to see any paranormal stuff.
☹️

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 08:24 PM (iayUP)

119 More cispatriarchal marlarkey designed to keep the brown and black end of the spectrum from moving up.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at July 20, 2023 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

You are a fake Mary Clogginstein! You spelled almost all the words right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 08:22 PM (ohQhz)

Flowers for Brattleboro

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:24 PM (5e0cQ)

120 Remember when Wayne Newton did a cameo on Perfect Strangers?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:23 PM (9UlRk)

Vegas Vacation

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:25 PM (5e0cQ)

121 Vinland? Can we hope New York City gets ransacked by modern Vikings?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:24 PM (mhyxu)

You'll get your goofball in a stupid hat barging into Nancy Pelosi's unlocked office, and like it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:25 PM (9UlRk)

122 Many moons ago inTokyo, myself and a few gentlemen I was with tried to get into a geisha club.
No go. No foreigners allowed without advanced notice.

Oh well, went to a little club where we played quarters with a 500 yen piece which I mistakenly swallowed only to retrieve about 4 days later.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2023 08:25 PM (R/m4+)

123 More cispatriarchal marlarkey designed to keep the brown and black end of the spectrum from moving up.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at July 20, 2023 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

You are a fake Mary Clogginstein! You spelled almost all the words right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 08:22 PM (ohQhz)

Flowers for Brattleboro
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:24 PM (5e0cQ)

Pizza!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 08:25 PM (e4fEA)

124 118 I never get to see any paranormal stuff.
☹️

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 08:24 PM (iayUP)

Seen more than my share in my lifetime.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:26 PM (ynpvh)

125 Is that an Eiffel Tower replica or the Japanese own take on a girder tower?
Posted by: polynikes

"Based upon," yes, according to the architect. Not that anyone would believe him if he said otherwise.

It's 9 meters taller than the Eiffel, so not an exact replica.

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2023 08:27 PM (DgGvY)

126 122 Many moons ago inTokyo, myself and a few gentlemen I was with tried to get into a geisha club.
No go. No foreigners allowed without advanced notice.

Oh well, went to a little club where we played quarters with a 500 yen piece which I mistakenly swallowed only to retrieve about 4 days later.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2023 08:25 PM (R/m4+)

Note to self: Don't take change from Hairyback Guy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:27 PM (ynpvh)

127 To attend a tea house with geisha present, you need an invite from someone already at the tea house. ie a local.

Gaijin soloing? Forget about it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:27 PM (mhyxu)

128 Maybe it's an Chat Cloggenstein.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 08:28 PM (iayUP)

129 I never get to see any paranormal stuff.
☹️

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 08:24 PM (iayUP)

Get ready.
It's gonna take actual UFOs to get the Biden bullshit off the news.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 08:28 PM (e4fEA)

130 From another article about eelgrass:
https://is.gd/zW8yHy

"Both nuclear and chloroplast genomes revealed that eelgrass dispersed to the Atlantic through the Canadian Arctic about 243 thousand years ago.".

How did they do that? Maybe when Greenland was green and there was no ice in the arctic!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:21 PM (ynpvh)

Heh. They turn themselves inside-out to claim that "climate change" is a threat to eelgrass diversity, while at the same time acknowledging that a warm climate episode is what enabled the plant to colonize the Atlantic basin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 08:28 PM (ohQhz)

131 130 From another article about eelgrass:
https://is.gd/zW8yHy

"Both nuclear and chloroplast genomes revealed that eelgrass dispersed to the Atlantic through the Canadian Arctic about 243 thousand years ago.".

How did they do that? Maybe when Greenland was green and there was no ice in the arctic!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:21 PM (ynpvh)

Heh. They turn themselves inside-out to claim that "climate change" is a threat to eelgrass diversity, while at the same time acknowledging that a warm climate episode is what enabled the plant to colonize the Atlantic basin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 08:28 PM (ohQhz)

And also don't explain how humans caused it 400K and 200K years ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:29 PM (ynpvh)

132 Baywatch Dogs.

So...whatever happened to Jasmine Bleeth?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 08:29 PM (e4fEA)

133 "Wife and I saw a chupacabra once on a road trip. But I think it was actually a coyote with a really bad case of mange or something.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,"

So you are saying his hair wasn't perfect?
Posted by: fd

Chupacabrae are vampires, not werewolves.

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2023 08:29 PM (DgGvY)

134 So...whatever happened to Jasmine Bleeth?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 08:29 PM (e4fEA)

She had her teeth fixed, and now goes by Jasmine Bleach?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 08:30 PM (ohQhz)

135 acknowledging that a warm climate episode is what enabled the plant to colonize the Atlantic basin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 08:28 PM

That was then. This is now.

Posted by: John Kerry, OBF (Order of the Blue Falcon) at July 20, 2023 08:30 PM (a3Q+t)

136 "Seen more than my share in my lifetime.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"

Really? What kind? I want to see a ghost.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 08:31 PM (iayUP)

137 "Gaijin" is a funny insult. It's just the literal word for "foreigner", but they really really really don't like foreigners. There is no polite word for foreigner, because it's just plain uncouth to be a foreigner. The only polite thing to do is simply not mention it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:31 PM (9UlRk)

138 So...whatever happened to Jasmine Bleeth?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 08:29 PM (e4fEA)

She married GOB Bluth, goes by Jasmine Bleeth-Bluth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at July 20, 2023 08:31 PM (T/Lqj)

139 Boobs!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 08:32 PM (xTRSc)

140 Ciampino's Rescue kitties

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Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
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Posted by: Ciampino at July 20, 2023 08:32 PM (qfLjt)

141 Get ready.
It's gonna take actual UFOs to get the Biden bullshit off the news.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 08:28 PM (e4fEA)

Fucking Bibble.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:32 PM (9UlRk)

142 Is that an Eiffel Tower replica or the Japanese own take on a girder tower?
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:17 PM (MNhXM)
---
Whatever it is, it's happy to see you!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 08:34 PM (BpYfr)

143 Is that an Eiffel Tower replica or the Japanese own take on a girder tower?
Posted by: polynikes

"Based upon," yes, according to the architect.
Posted by: mikeski

They also have a 1/7-scale Statue of Liberty.

Which is funny because that's the standard scale for anime figurines. --BEN ROFLCOPTER

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2023 08:34 PM (DgGvY)

144 And every time Gojira gets blitzed in Tokio, they have to rebuild the tower.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:34 PM (mhyxu)

145 To attend a tea house with geisha present, you need an invite from someone already at the tea house. ie a local.
Gaijin soloing? Forget about it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:27 PM (mhyxu)

Concur. They were polite about it but basically it was “off you go and don’t ask twice”.

We were polite and apologized so it was good.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2023 08:34 PM (R/m4+)

146 A Hovercraft full of eelgrass would be annoying, eels are worser, but worstest would be a hovercraft full of electric eels.

Posted by: Thinking This Through at July 20, 2023 08:34 PM (T0tUU)

147 Fucking Bibble.

Ishka was a bad dude.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 08:35 PM (xTRSc)

148 For kuji figures, yes 1/7th seems to be the standard scale.

For garage and figure kits; scale can range from 1/20th to 1/4th. Typically 1/6th or 1/8th are encountered.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:37 PM (mhyxu)

149 How many Gojira statues are in Tokyo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:38 PM (mhyxu)

150 Jasmine Bleeth looks like Roseann Barr's sister.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 20, 2023 08:38 PM (Eeb9P)

151 It's bizarre how celebrities who are just slightly older than you seem really really old for the rest of your life....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:39 PM (9UlRk)

152 "Gaijin" is a funny insult. It's just the literal word for "foreigner", but they really really really don't like foreigners. There is no polite word for foreigner, because it's just plain uncouth to be a foreigner. The only polite thing to do is simply not mention it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Yes. They did try to soften it up a little bit with "gaikokujin," written outside-country-person, instead of just outside-person, so a more-literal "foreigner" instead of "outsider."

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2023 08:40 PM (DgGvY)

153 136 "Seen more than my share in my lifetime.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"

Really? What kind? I want to see a ghost.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 08:31 PM (iayUP)

Saw my neighbor standing in my foyer. Later found out he had died that night of a heart attack.
Saw an asian woman I did not recognize standing next to my bed about 2am on morning, looking in the direction of another neighbor's house. Found out later my neighbor's femaile tenant had passed away at that time in the hospital.
Occasionally (not so much now), would catch a child of about 7 or 8 running in the hallway near the living room. Even the cats, when we first got them, would get on the back of the sofa, look at that area around 9 or 10 pm at night and kinda hiss. Think the owner before me (Filipina woman) lost a child in this house.

And that's just as an adult. The stuff as a kid might give you nightmares.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:40 PM (ynpvh)

154 I went to an all Japanese karaoke piano bar in NYC with my Japanese boss. They sure know how to treat their customers. I was made to do a song . Can't go wrong with an Elvis song.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:42 PM (5e0cQ)

155 Yikes Jim, I have never seen anything like that. I even lived in a supposedly haunted house. That must be freaky.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 08:42 PM (iayUP)

156 139 Boobs!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 08:32 PM (xTRSc)

on the beach!
https://is.gd/9D1i8D

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:42 PM (ynpvh)

157 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:40 PM (ynpvh)

So you see dead people.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:43 PM (5e0cQ)

158 146 A Hovercraft full of eelgrass would be annoying, eels are worser, but worstest would be a hovercraft full of electric eels.

Posted by: Thinking This Through at July 20, 2023 08:34 PM (T0tUU)

When you swim in the sea
Shocked by electricty,
That's a Moray....

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:43 PM (ynpvh)

159 157 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:40 PM (ynpvh)

So you see dead people.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:43 PM (5e0cQ)

Not often.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:44 PM (ynpvh)

160 I still would have to see it to believe it. It might clear some things up though.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 08:45 PM (iayUP)

161 Our Chinese IT guys pinky swore they were not PLA! The PLA said they were not agents!

The WSJ reports that hackers "linked to Beijing" have accessed the email account of the U.S. ambassador to China, Nicholas Burns, in an attack that reportedly has "compromised at least hundreds of thousands of individual U.S. government emails." Daniel Kritenbrink, the US assistant secretary of state for East Asia, was also hacked in the cyber-espionage attack. While it remains unconfirmed, the two diplomats are believed to be the two most senior officials at the State Department targeted in the alleged spying campaign disclosed last week

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 08:45 PM (+1K7z)

162 I guess 'country person' is a real step up from barbarian invaders to just being hicks from the sticks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:45 PM (mhyxu)

163 It's bizarre how celebrities who are just slightly older than you seem really really old for the rest of your life....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 08:39 PM (9UlRk)

Blondie Deborah Harry being 78 years old makes me feel old.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:45 PM (5e0cQ)

164 The WSJ reports that hackers "linked to Beijing" have accessed the email account of the U.S. ambassador to China, Nicholas Burns, in an attack that reportedly has "compromised at least hundreds of thousands of individual U.S. government emails." Daniel Kritenbrink, the US assistant secretary of state for East Asia, was also hacked in the cyber-espionage attack. While it remains unconfirmed, the two diplomats are believed to be the two most senior officials at the State Department targeted in the alleged spying campaign disclosed last week
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 08:45 PM (+1K7z)
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What's the big deal? It's not like any of those diplomats were working in the interests of the United States of America.../sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 08:47 PM (BpYfr)

165 So the PRC OPM hack during Gaylord's time was not enough...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:47 PM (mhyxu)

166 Jaguars Strength Coach Kevin Maxen comes out as gay
https://mol.im/a/12322005

O look, another asshole to fuck!

Posted by: Every Liberal in town at July 20, 2023 08:47 PM (qfLjt)

167 161 Our Chinese IT guys pinky swore they were not PLA! The PLA said they were not agents!

The WSJ reports that hackers "linked to Beijing" have accessed the email account of the U.S. ambassador to China, Nicholas Burns, in an attack that reportedly has "compromised at least hundreds of thousands of individual U.S. government emails." Daniel Kritenbrink, the US assistant secretary of state for East Asia, was also hacked in the cyber-espionage attack. While it remains unconfirmed, the two diplomats are believed to be the two most senior officials at the State Department targeted in the alleged spying campaign disclosed last week

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 08:45 PM (+1K7z)

But Hillary's toilet server was totes secure.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:47 PM (ynpvh)

168 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:40 PM (ynpvh)

So you see dead people.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:43 PM (5e0cQ)
----
How do we know jim (in Kalifornia) ain't one of 'em?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 08:49 PM (BpYfr)

169 And the DoD sending email 'by accident' to Mali for over a decade.

Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:49 PM (mhyxu)

170 Sticks Nix Hick Pix.

Posted by: Variety Headline at July 20, 2023 08:50 PM (T0tUU)

171 @74

>>And how much did that set you back???

It set me back 40k.

Everything is new and updated and everything is service supported for the next decade.

So all things considered, money well spent.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2023 08:50 PM (up/3i)

172 But Hillary's toilet server was totes secure.

As secure as Joey's SCIF'vette

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:50 PM (mhyxu)

173 Is that an Eiffel Tower replica or the Japanese own take on a girder tower?
Posted by: polynikes

It was a radio/TV tower, but, yes, supposed to resemble the Eiffel. Osaka has one as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2023 08:50 PM (jzzG8)

174 158

When you swim in the sea
Shocked by electricity,
That's a Moray....

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:43 PM (ynpvh)
----
Jim that is very clever.

Posted by: Ciampino - I am shocked I tell you at July 20, 2023 08:51 PM (qfLjt)

175 What's the big deal? It's not like any of those diplomats were working in the interests of the United States of America.../sarc
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I'm not sure that needed an end-of-sarcasm tag.....

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2023 08:51 PM (DgGvY)

176 168 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:40 PM (ynpvh)

So you see dead people.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 08:43 PM (5e0cQ)
----
How do we know jim (in Kalifornia) ain't one of 'em?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 08:49 PM (BpYfr)

Funny you should say that. I once dreamt I came into the master bedroom of my house to find a black couple sleeping in the bed. I was pissed, and said, "What the hell are you doing in my house"
black guy says, "What do you mean, your house, this is our house"
It was then I realized I was haunting my old house.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 08:52 PM (ynpvh)

177 RE: The pic at top. My wife's dad was chief electrician there for about 12 years.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 20, 2023 08:53 PM (fv27Y)

178 A store near LA's Skid Row sold the winning Powerball ticket that is worth $1billion.

Man that will certainly buy Hunter Biden levels of hookers and blow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:53 PM (mhyxu)

179 Funny you should say that. I once dreamt I came into the master bedroom of my house to find a black couple sleeping in the bed. I was pissed, and said, "What the hell are you doing in my house"
black guy says, "What do you mean, your house, this is our house"
It was then I realized I was haunting my old house.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You skipped the important part.

Was his wife hot?

Good voyeurism opportunities, there.

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2023 08:54 PM (DgGvY)

180 179 Funny you should say that. I once dreamt I came into the master bedroom of my house to find a black couple sleeping in the bed. I was pissed, and said, "What the hell are you doing in my house"
black guy says, "What do you mean, your house, this is our house"
It was then I realized I was haunting my old house.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You skipped the important part.
Was his wife hot?
Good voyeurism opportunities, there.
Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2023 08:54 PM
mikeski makes a good point.

Posted by: Eromero at July 20, 2023 08:58 PM (Uv0D2)

181 This is fascinating, SOF is only 20k behind Mission Impossible for Wednesday.

MI: 4.74M
SOF: 4.72M

I really don't think Barbie and Oppenheimer are going to affect SOF.

I would not be surprised if SOF comes in 2nd or 3rd ahead of MI this weekend.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2023 08:58 PM (up/3i)

182
A store near LA's Skid Row sold the winning Powerball ticket that is worth $1billion.

Man that will certainly buy Hunter Biden levels of hookers and blow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:53 PM

ever notice that the ginormous PowerBall jackpots are always won in California or New York, or some other blue state with high personal taxes?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 20, 2023 08:59 PM (ENBF0)

183 In fact, SOF has cracked 100M, Mission Impossible has not.

That in and of itself is amazing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2023 09:00 PM (up/3i)

184 182
A store near LA's Skid Row sold the winning Powerball ticket that is worth $1billion.

Man that will certainly buy Hunter Biden levels of hookers and blow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:53 PM

ever notice that the ginormous PowerBall jackpots are always won in California or New York, or some other blue state with high personal taxes?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 20, 2023 08:59 PM (ENBF0)

Kali does not tax lottery winnings.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:01 PM (ynpvh)

185 Sacramento doesn't tax lottery winnings, they will get you other ways.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 09:02 PM (mhyxu)

186
Kali does not tax lottery winnings.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:01 PM

I did not know that

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 20, 2023 09:02 PM (ENBF0)

187 180 179 Funny you should say that. I once dreamt I came into the master bedroom of my house to find a black couple sleeping in the bed. I was pissed, and said, "What the hell are you doing in my house"
black guy says, "What do you mean, your house, this is our house"
It was then I realized I was haunting my old house.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You skipped the important part.
Was his wife hot?
Good voyeurism opportunities, there.
Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2023 08:54 PM
mikeski makes a good point.

Posted by: Eromero at July 20, 2023 08:58 PM (Uv0D2)

Not the first thing on my mind when I find strange people in my house...
Damn, is the intruder hot? :::cue 70's porno music:::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:03 PM (ynpvh)

188 mikeski makes a good point.
Posted by: Eromero

If you're going to be stuck in a house, haunting a black couple for the next decade or so, you'd rather have her look like Halle Berry than Oprah. Just sayin'.

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2023 09:03 PM (DgGvY)

189 Wouldn't it be hysterical if SOF make more domestically than Mission Impossible?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2023 09:03 PM (up/3i)

190 Wouldn't it be hysterical if SOF make more domestically than Mission Impossible?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

If what makes more domestically than Mission Impossible?

Posted by: The MSM at July 20, 2023 09:06 PM (DgGvY)

191 190 Wouldn't it be hysterical if SOF make more domestically than Mission Impossible?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

If what makes more domestically than Mission Impossible?

Posted by: The MSM at July 20, 2023 09:06 PM (DgGvY)

Sound of Freedom

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:08 PM (ynpvh)

192 We still have no idea what you're talking about. Is there a movie named that?

Posted by: The MSM at July 20, 2023 09:09 PM (DgGvY)

193 Anna Puma

Are you still on your aol.com account?

If not, you can shoot me a new email address. I will keep it private.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 20, 2023 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

194 The women in my family have a history of attracting poltergeist type activity. When my daughter was still living here I kept diary of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2023 09:10 PM (s12c9)

195 Hannah Claire is quite fetching and she appears to be blessed with largesse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2023 09:10 PM (up/3i)

196 192 We still have no idea what you're talking about. Is there a movie named that?

Posted by: The MSM at July 20, 2023 09:09 PM (DgGvY)

https://youtu.be/Rt0kp4VW1cI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:11 PM (ynpvh)

197 Hannah Claire is quite fetching and she appears to be blessed with largesse.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2023 09:10 PM (up/3i)

(sulks)

Posted by: Brie Larson at July 20, 2023 09:12 PM (ohQhz)

198 ever notice that the ginormous PowerBall jackpots are always won in California or New York, or some other blue state with high personal taxes?
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 20, 2023 08:59 PM
I was thinking the same thing. Why not spread some of that $ where people really know what to do with it? Like ETEX people.

Posted by: Eromero at July 20, 2023 09:12 PM (Uv0D2)

199 192 We still have no idea what you're talking about. Is there a movie named that?

Posted by: The MSM at July 20, 2023 09:09 PM (DgGvY)

https://youtu.be/Rt0kp4VW1cI
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:11 PM (ynpvh)
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It's surprising YouTube hasn't banned the trailers for Sound of Freedom yet...I guess they figure the damage has already been done.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 09:12 PM (BpYfr)

200 194 The women in my family have a history of attracting poltergeist type activity. When my daughter was still living here I kept diary of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2023 09:10 PM (s12c9)

I have a niece that did a tour of that haunted house in New Orleans. The one where the owners did experiments on their slaves. As she was standing across the street as part of the tour, she lost conciousness, only to be awakened almost all the way across the street next to the house. She refuses to go to any haunted place again.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:13 PM (ynpvh)

201 The folks with her thought she did it on purpose.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:14 PM (ynpvh)

202 194 The women in my family have a history of attracting poltergeist type activity. When my daughter was still living here I kept diary of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2023 09:10 PM (s12c9)

Watch out for non-corporeal fowl: poultrygeists.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:15 PM (ynpvh)

203 Watch out for non-corporeal fowl: poultrygeists.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:15 PM (ynpvh)

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They're usually pretty good eggs,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2023 09:16 PM (s12c9)

204 It's gonna take actual UFOs to get the Biden bullshit off the news.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Do you really believe that MSM will make anything of it at all?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2023 09:16 PM (q42YH)

205 203 Watch out for non-corporeal fowl: poultrygeists.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:15 PM (ynpvh)
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They're usually pretty good eggs,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2023 09:16 PM (s12c9)

But can be rotten at times.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:17 PM (ynpvh)

206 204 It's gonna take actual UFOs to get the Biden bullshit off the news.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Do you really believe that MSM will make anything of it at all?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2023 09:16 PM (q42YH)

You'll know it's AI generated when they aliens start eating.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:18 PM (ynpvh)

207 "Watch out for non-corporeal fowl: poultrygeists.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"

You can tell if you got 'em from the eggtoplasm.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 09:19 PM (iayUP)

208 Ah, found it. The LaLauire Mansion.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:20 PM (ynpvh)

209 204 It's gonna take actual UFOs to get the Biden bullshit off the news.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Do you really believe that MSM will make anything of it at all?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2023 09:16 PM
Everything's an op. Think about what 'mishap' can happen in the bai-din mansion in Delaware. Then think about the three month funeral memorial tour. Hell they'll even have a 'win one for the dipper' speech.

Posted by: Eromero at July 20, 2023 09:21 PM (Uv0D2)

210 207 "Watch out for non-corporeal fowl: poultrygeists.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"

You can tell if you got 'em from the eggtoplasm.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 09:19 PM (iayUP)

Kinda like Gudetama.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:21 PM (ynpvh)

211 Proof that most mammals are lushes.

https://is.gd/6aWLRj

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:22 PM (ynpvh)

212 Victoria’s Secret Problem:

“We were absolutely flabbergasted by the results,” admitted Dr. Albert Jones, lead researcher of the study. “Apparently replacing beautiful, in-shape babes with obese women and hairy dudes in lingerie causes the lust factor to plummet drastically for some reason.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 20, 2023 09:22 PM (RovqD)

213 New VPN - reseting nic.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2023 09:23 PM (NReIw)

214 211 Proof that most mammals are lushes.

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Yeah probably, but I still prefer beef.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2023 09:23 PM (s12c9)

215 I didn't know the old farmhouse I moved into as a bachelor was supposed to be haunted. Only later when I would meet people in the area they would say "You know that place is haunted?". I never saw anything more spooky than a bat there though. I always said our "band" scared them off.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 09:25 PM (iayUP)

216 I think you're missing a hydrogen
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2023 07:52 PM (XtkZj)

I'm not really sure.
Posted by: W. Heisenberg at July 20, 2023 07:54 PM (guGkK

I am become butter, destroyer of waistlines.
Posted by: Oppenheimer
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It's for commentary like this that I hang out at this landscape of iniquity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2023 09:28 PM (LPLin)

217 Blondie Deborah Harry being 78 years old makes me feel old.

She's older than me so I feel pretty good about it.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 20, 2023 09:29 PM (5iFFd)

218 217 Blondie Deborah Harry being 78 years old makes me feel old.

She's older than me so I feel pretty good about it.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 20, 2023 09:29 PM (5iFFd)

How're doing, Jewells?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:31 PM (ynpvh)

219 I see someone in Tokyo made a pretty colorful toothpick for Gojira, after he finishes with a few buildings.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 20, 2023 09:32 PM (oGiDo)

220 Heisenberg pretty much wrecked his reputation in science and history by agreeing to head the Nazi atom bomb project.

He claims it went nowhere because he intentionally sabotaged it but that sounds like a lame effort to salvage his image once Germany was defeated.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2023 09:32 PM (s12c9)

221 220 Heisenberg pretty much wrecked his reputation in science and history by agreeing to head the Nazi atom bomb project.

He claims it went nowhere because he intentionally sabotaged it but that sounds like a lame effort to salvage his image once Germany was defeated.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2023 09:32 PM (s12c9)

Honestly, he had a lot of uncertaintly working for the Germans.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:33 PM (ynpvh)

222 217 Blondie Deborah Harry being 78 years old makes me feel old.

She's older than me so I feel pretty good about it.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 20, 2023 09:29 PM
You're right Jewells. Planning to die early is not a good plan but many celebrities seem to do so. Us common folk take a better hold on life.

Posted by: Eromero at July 20, 2023 09:33 PM (Uv0D2)

223 178 A store near LA's Skid Row sold the winning Powerball ticket that is worth $1billion.

Man that will certainly buy Hunter Biden levels of hookers and blow.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Unlike Hunter, though, that person will wind up broke and back on Skid Row in a month.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 20, 2023 09:38 PM (LQjWA)

224 Mmmmmmmm…Debbie Harry…mmmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 09:39 PM (xTRSc)

225 Unlike Hunter, though, that person will wind up broke and back on Skid Row in a month.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 20, 2023 09:38 PM (LQjWA)

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But oh man will he have some stories to tell his fellow hobos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2023 09:40 PM (s12c9)

226 This is sadly hilarious.

The writer/director of the super-woke, child-unfriendly "Barbie" is making the new, up coming-

Chronicles of Narnia !!!

Who knew Aslan was a trans-lioness?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 20, 2023 09:40 PM (fWdU+)

227 I'm more of a Mmmmmmmm…Little Debbie…mmmmmmmm… guy.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 09:41 PM (iayUP)

228 Hi, Jewells! Hope you are doing well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 09:42 PM (xTRSc)

229 when I was 25, I went to Helsingborg Sweden and met a girl

almost chucked everything over for her

then I met another girl

Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2023 09:42 PM (us2H3)

230 226 This is sadly hilarious.

The writer/director of the super-woke, child-unfriendly "Barbie" is making the new, up coming-

Chronicles of Narnia !!!

Who knew Aslan was a trans-lioness?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 20, 2023 09:40 PM (fWdU+)

Good Lord. Will the White Witch be the good "guy"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:42 PM (ynpvh)

231 jim..doing ok, thank you.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 20, 2023 09:46 PM (5iFFd)

232 TTIAST came out 2 months ago

Biden campaign bitch decides now to make a big deal out of it

wonder why ??

Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2023 09:46 PM (us2H3)

233 Heisenberg pretty much wrecked his reputation in science and history by agreeing to head the Nazi atom bomb project.

He claims it went nowhere because he intentionally sabotaged it but that sounds like a lame effort to salvage his image once Germany was defeated.
Posted by: Cicero

And yet, Werner Von Braun seemed to do pretty well after the war.

sometimes I wonder if we made the right decision back then.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2023 09:47 PM (NReIw)

234 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 09:42 PM (xTRSc)

Thank you. Doing ok. Not great but ok.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 20, 2023 09:47 PM (5iFFd)

235 226 This is sadly hilarious.

The writer/director of the super-woke, child-unfriendly "Barbie" is making the new, up coming-

Chronicles of Narnia !!!

Who knew Aslan was a trans-lioness?

Posted by: naturalfake

The entirety of Western Culture must be brutally raped and burned alive for it's own good.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 20, 2023 09:48 PM (LQjWA)

236 TTIAST came out 2 months ago

Biden campaign bitch decides now to make a big deal out of it

wonder why ??
Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2023 09:46 PM (us2H3)

TTIAST?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 09:48 PM (z3vVb)

237 Continued prayers Jewells.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2023 09:48 PM (NReIw)

238 234 Thinking good thoughts your way, Jewells.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 09:49 PM (xTRSc)

239 231 jim..doing ok, thank you.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 20, 2023 09:46 PM (5iFFd)

I'm glad. Wife missed a couple of chemo appointments helping her Dad this last month. I hope that doesn't come back to bite her.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 20, 2023 09:49 PM (ynpvh)

240 Brandon loses fights daily with teleprompters, stairs and sandbags

Cornpop musta been some kinda pussy

Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2023 09:51 PM (us2H3)

241 TTIAST?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Try that in a small town. The Jason Andean song.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 20, 2023 09:51 PM (MGB5H)

242 TTIAST?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 09:48 PM (z3vVb)

try that in a small town

I'm lazy

Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2023 09:52 PM (us2H3)

243 Hey, Tonypete!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 09:52 PM (xTRSc)

244 try that in a small town

I'm lazy
Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2023 09:52 PM (us2H3)

Aaah, OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 09:53 PM (z3vVb)

245 Big B!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2023 09:53 PM (NReIw)

246 232 TTIAST came out 2 months ago

Biden campaign bitch decides now to make a big deal out of it

wonder why ??
Posted by: REDACTED

Whatever there intentions were, it has backfired spectacularly. It's like nobody ever learns from the 'Streisand Effect'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 20, 2023 09:54 PM (LQjWA)

247 Hey, AOP. You got those fires out yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 09:54 PM (xTRSc)

248 Don't miss chemos unless your doctor tells you to, which they do once in a while.

Posted by: Eromero at July 20, 2023 09:54 PM (Uv0D2)

249 And yet, Werner Von Braun seemed to do pretty well after the war.
sometimes I wonder if we made the right decision back then.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2023 09:47 PM (NReIw)

von Braun had the benefit of being arrested at one point by the Gestapo for saying that the war was a distraction and his team mostly wanted to get to Mars. Also Heisenberg's bomb failed but his heavy water reactor mostly worked, and Manhattan Project worked for both.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 09:54 PM (xhaym)

250 And the DoD sending email 'by accident' to Mali for over a decade.

Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2023 08:49 PM (mhyxu)

This was by design.
You see we knew it was a screw up...but the Malis didn't and they gave it all to the rooskies. They wondered if it was legit so they had hookersnpee.on the Malis. They figured then "Hey! We're on to something here.".
The rest is history.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 09:55 PM (e4fEA)

251 Hey, AOP. You got those fires out yet?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 09:54 PM (xTRSc)

Moar beer needed! The air is pretty clear around here today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 09:55 PM (z3vVb)

252 Heh, when I searched for reclaim the rainbow YouTube had ads for queer gear above the results.

Posted by: logprof at July 20, 2023 09:55 PM (+GfvV)

253 Thank you Tonypete and Bulgar. Prayers are still needed and much appreciated.

Jim, I missed one awhile back. I've never missed two. Did the doctor say anything about it?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 20, 2023 09:55 PM (5iFFd)

254 I just larned today dat Brandon's johnson is black

must have some rocks tied to it

Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2023 09:55 PM (us2H3)

255 Tonypete, I’d love to meet up with you sometime. Where do you live?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 09:56 PM (xTRSc)

256 Heh, when I searched for reclaim the rainbow YouTube had ads for queer gear above the results.

Posted by: logprof at July 20, 2023 09:55 PM (+GfvV)

Heh! When I was a kid, "gearbox" was slang for "queer".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 09:58 PM (z3vVb)

257 ONT up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2023 09:58 PM (z3vVb)

258 We are in Cumberland County, TN - off of I40 not to far. Yes, I would like that if we can work it out

Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2023 09:59 PM (NReIw)

259 Oh, look, it's an ONOOODT
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=405412

Posted by: mindful webworker - existentially at July 20, 2023 10:00 PM (Xt4o6)

260 Damn, so many familiar names are here now.

Hi y'all!

*Waves broadly*

Posted by: logprof at July 20, 2023 10:03 PM (+GfvV)

261 I found a cell phone at the lake today. Managed to get it to the owner in under two hours. I just got home with it and thought the battery was dead. Then it rang and I answered it. I asked the woman calling to get in touch with the owner and give him my number. She did and he called. He had a friend come by to pick it up. He must be doing something right. We got rain later in the day which would not have been good for it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 20, 2023 10:05 PM (ouTlx)

262 The women in my family have a history of attracting poltergeist type activity. When my daughter was still living here I kept diary of it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2023 09:10 PM (s12c9)

So they threw stuff at you because you were taking notes instead of paying attention to them?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2023 01:49 PM (eoQWY)

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