Copy Canine Cafe

Lake Falensee, Appenzel, Switzerland
by Swissaround
Short video here.

This is how pickpocket teams operate -- one bumps the victim, the other lifts his wallet.

Happy lion family out for a walk.

How fast do you think a goat can fly down a mountain? Answer: Whatever you said, it was probably wrong.

Rabbit doubles back to lose a pursuing dog.

We need to have a conversation about Frank.

You should have spent the extra $20 for the Excelsior Tour package.

California is spending eight hundred and ninety three trillion dollars to bring this High Speed Marble Transit System to the state.

Unabomber and Unabarker.

Above-sink garbage disposal system answers to the name "Duke."

Most Valuable Pooch.

Dog gives baby a Ninja Kiss.

why does it feel like friday guys

Happy baby goat.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/DyqlZDZwq7
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 18, 2023

Dog having its own fun.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/ep0mJaX9lG
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 18, 2023

Auditioning for Chippendale's:

Baby elephant discovered its trunk.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/j1K9S6cT60
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 18, 2023

Dog Copies Owner's Facial Expressionspic.twitter.com/Yj13x8vBuu
— Epoch Animal Lovers (@EP_AnimalLovers) July 17, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM

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1 !

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2023 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

2 Hmm.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2023 07:26 PM (aD39U)

3 Great cafe as always Ace

Posted by: 496 at July 18, 2023 07:27 PM (oHJ9/)

4 Baby elephant !

Posted by: runner at July 18, 2023 07:28 PM (V13WU)

5 Switzerland! Beautiful!

I called the others.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 18, 2023 07:28 PM (OX9vb)

6 The first time Maggy (Yellow Dog Two) encountered stairs she thought they were a game. When we moved to Texas the kids stayed at my SIL's house and they had stairs something Maggy had never encountered before. She would race up and down those things and woe be unto the person who decided they wanted to be on the stairs at the same time she was.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 18, 2023 07:29 PM (ncXxy)

7 No freaking way on that bus ride.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 18, 2023 07:30 PM (Xrfse)

8 Mama lion out for a walk with the cubs looks so happy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 07:31 PM (0hOvj)

9 When SHTF, I'm sneaking into Swissland

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 07:31 PM (mZ3xv)

10 The Dog Copies Owner's Facial Expressions sort of reminds me of the emotions of the golden retriever

https://bityl.co/JwFM

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2023 07:31 PM (aD39U)

11 This is how pickpocket teams operate -- one bumps the victim, the other lifts his wallet.

===

Love the vid. 1) it's a stupid cat, so deserved it. 2) crows are awesome !

Posted by: runner at July 18, 2023 07:32 PM (V13WU)

12 What's that valley like in winter?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Abortion: must be here in the DoD manual ... at July 18, 2023 07:33 PM (qfLjt)

13 When SHTF, I'm sneaking into Swissland

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Nein. we r out of spaze.

--the Swiss

Posted by: runner at July 18, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

14 Dash. Hope things are improving .

Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2023 07:33 PM (mC1F3)

15 OMG would you dare??

I fucking would not.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2023 07:34 PM (aD39U)

16 I did the same thing as that baby elephant when I discovered my trunk.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 07:35 PM (iayUP)

17 Appenzell is postcard beautiful. Would love to have stayed longer.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 18, 2023 07:36 PM (US07T)

18 14 Dash. Hope things are improving .
Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2023 07:33 PM (mC1F3)

Thank you, and all the others who said a prayer for us. Long, hard road ahead.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 18, 2023 07:36 PM (OX9vb)

19 12 What's that valley like in winter?
Posted by: Ciampino -- Abortion: must be here in the DoD manual ... at July 18, 2023 07:33 PM (qfLjt)

Uncanny.

Posted by: Very unsettling. at July 18, 2023 07:36 PM (uoAlb)

20 What's that valley like in winter?

Very nice. You can just chill all day.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 18, 2023 07:36 PM (Bd6X8)

21 Good news everyone! Home Depot has finally put out their Halloween decorations in...mid...July... #KillMeNow

Home Depot’s 12-foot skeleton is back, so Halloween lovers should snag it now
Posted: Jul 17, 2023 / 10:51 AM PDT

If you want to get the hottest decorations, however, you can’t wait. You have to act now before all the good ones sell out, particularly, Home Depot’s iconic 12-foot skeleton.
Skelly has sold out every year, so don’t delay
Home Depot’s unofficial Halloween mascot is Skelly, the 12-foot-tall skeleton that debuted in 2020. The unsettlingly tall creature towers over regular humans and makes a frightful indoor or outdoor focal point for your horror-filled festivities. Skelly has animated LCD eyes and will make you the envy of the neighborhood.

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 18, 2023 07:36 PM (MFZ8i)

22 Baby elephant discovered its trunk..

Baby Big Mike?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 18, 2023 07:36 PM (Xrfse)

23 "California is spending eight hundred and ninety three trillion dollars to bring this High Speed Marble Transit System to the state."

Wow, they picked the lowest bid? Thrifty, for CA.

Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at July 18, 2023 07:37 PM (MvF+J)

24 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2023 07:37 PM (xhxe8)

25 Maybe it's common knowledge, but I just stumbled across the "Netflix Polar Bear Documentary" meme, and it's pretty funny.
https://tinyurl.com/n66hkajr

At this point, it could probably be a Disney version, too. Nah...not queer enough, and no obvious girl boss.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 18, 2023 07:38 PM (NCgXW)

26 The Excelsior Tour package has a carbon fiber bus.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2023 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

27 Good evening everyone

==

is it indeed

Posted by: runner at July 18, 2023 07:39 PM (V13WU)

28 I was on a tour bus in Greece many years ago. It drove up a 'road' that was similar to the one in the link above. You had a steep cliff to the right with the Mediterranean below and a steep cliff to the right that went up. Way up. It was two-way traffic on this 'road'. The driver did a fine job not killing us all on the rocky shore below.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2023 07:39 PM (sAmhv)

29 Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 07:35 PM (iayUP)

I'm triggered by that vid. Way back when the www. was new, somehow I chanced on a vid of a man doing that thing. It was mortifiying, I was at work! And I definitely didn''t search for it, had never heard of the word "meatspin"

Posted by: kallisto at July 18, 2023 07:39 PM (sx163)

30 Well there are Spinner Dolphins so maybe there are also Backflipper Dolphins

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2023 07:39 PM (xhxe8)

31 Those magpies remind me of the Indian Shit Shoe Shakedown. One dot head drops dogshit on your shoe or pants leg and another will clean it off for a fee.

Kinda like the IRS.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 18, 2023 07:40 PM (R/m4+)

32 >>What's that valley like in winter?

Cold and covered in white privilege?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2023 07:41 PM (avru5)

33 "And I definitely didn''t search for it, had never heard of the word "meatspin"
Posted by: kallisto

It's only cute when a 2 year old does it.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 07:41 PM (iayUP)

34 28:You had a steep cliff to the right with the Mediterranean below and a steep cliff to the left that went up. Way up.

Self-editing is for losers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2023 07:41 PM (sAmhv)

35 Good evening Skip

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2023 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

36 >>This is how pickpocket teams operate

Magpies are the a$$holes of birds, followed by redwing blackbirds.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2023 07:42 PM (avru5)

37 Baby elephant had a bee stuck up inside there.

Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at July 18, 2023 07:42 PM (MvF+J)

38 That mama Lion's face was covered with flies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2023 07:43 PM (sAmhv)

39 >>When SHTF, I'm sneaking into Swissland

Can I have your stuff? You won't be needing it.

Switzerland is one European country that takes its borders seriously.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2023 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)

40 That goat was insanely fast down that mountain, like really unbelievably fast.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2023 07:44 PM (l3Uxg)

41 That goat was insanely fast down that mountain, like really unbelievably fast.

He had to pee...really bad.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 18, 2023 07:47 PM (Xrfse)

42 CaliGirl, how is you pup doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2023 07:48 PM (mC1F3)

43 Magpies are the a$$holes of birds, followed by redwing blackbirds.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2023 07:42 PM (avru5)

Grackles are the smelly taints.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 18, 2023 07:49 PM (BdMk6)

44 Baby elephant is adorable!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2023 07:49 PM (NpAcC)

45 That goat was insanely fast down that mountain, like really unbelievably fast.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2023 07:44 PM (l3Uxg)

Well, ya know. Gravity.
Hell. No was I was stopping.

Posted by: The Goat at July 18, 2023 07:50 PM (e4fEA)

46 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 18, 2023 07:50 PM (T4tVD)

47 >>Magpies are the a$$holes of birds, followed by redwing blackbirds.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2023 07:42 PM

Also, grackles. I saw a pair of them chasing a squirrel down the street one day.

Posted by: huerfano at July 18, 2023 07:51 PM (7zEAH)

48 Last time I went to Montreux, a whole bunch of people got angry with me.

Posted by: Some Stupid w/Flare Gun at July 18, 2023 07:51 PM (T0tUU)

49 Ahhh. Steak tonight.
Later hordemates.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2023 07:51 PM (e4fEA)

50 Homeslice didn't realize that the copy canine was mocking him to gain favor with the lady of the house.

That's right, Junior! Who will be laughing when you're sleeping in the dog house?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 18, 2023 07:51 PM (fY84s)

51 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2023 07:51 PM (1Yy3c)

52 >>>Happy lion family out for a walk.

Of course they're happy. They just ate a baby gazelle.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 18, 2023 07:52 PM (klJTj)

53
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 18, 2023 07:53 PM (ENBF0)

54 I saw a pair of them chasing a squirrel down the street one day.

Is that wrong? I hate the little furry buggers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 07:53 PM (0hOvj)

55 Last time I went to Montreux, a whole bunch of people got angry with me.
Posted by: Some Stupid w/Flare Gun

You went to gamble?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 18, 2023 07:53 PM (+GUcx)

56 Whenever I see a grackle it's usually just the females being industrious and the males trying to get laid.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2023 07:53 PM (1Yy3c)

57 23 "California is spending eight hundred and ninety three trillion dollars to bring this High Speed Marble Transit System to the state."

Wow, they picked the lowest bid? Thrifty, for CA.
Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at July 18, 2023 07:37 PM (MvF+J)

As a Native Californian, I must tell you the above statement is a lie. That can't be a Calif project... it was completed and worked.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2023 07:53 PM (oHd/0)

58 Beautiful evening out thar......

Posted by: JT at July 18, 2023 07:55 PM (T4tVD)

59 In those days when I had a lawn to mow female grackles would wait around the perimeter for a bit before following behind me picking up whatever edible things they could find in the newly cut lawn.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2023 07:55 PM (1Yy3c)

60 Evenin' Horde.

I'm particularly fond of pictures of mountains reflected in a calm lake. I could never get photos like that in Wyoming, the lakes are never calm.

Thanks for the cafe, Ace.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 18, 2023 07:56 PM (aBJcM)

61 >>Also, grackles. I saw a pair of them chasing a squirrel down the street one day.

Ugh, seen magpies do that more than once. Have had them attack my dog at the dog park for no reason, too.
Been attacked by redwing blackbirds when walking close (but not really close) to the reeds where they nest - one even body-slammed me in the back of my head.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2023 07:56 PM (avru5)

62 So this California High Speed Rail ticket for a 1 stop trip should round about $165,755.23

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2023 07:57 PM (xhxe8)

63 I saw a pair of them chasing a squirrel down the street one day.

Posted by: huerfano at July 18, 2023 07:51 PM (7zEAH)

++++

Isn't that one of the lyrics from "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?"

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 18, 2023 07:58 PM (klJTj)

64 The DA is a good Democrat and I even saw him on TV and Instagram. Killers are people too, unless they're bad, and I'll hear about that on TV or Instagram, if it turns out he's never been to St. Bart's. Even then, I bet he's at least been in a Trader Joe's. Anyway, I don't like walls. Those are Trumpy. So are bars, unless they're in Napa Valley.

Posted by: Karen at July 18, 2023 07:58 PM (oINRc)

65 I could never get photos like that in Wyoming, the lakes are never calm.

Wyoming is the windiest place I have ever been. And the wind is super dry, it turns a slice of bread into zwieback in like 30 seconds

Been attacked by redwing blackbirds when walking close (but not really close) to the reeds where they nest

We had a hummingbird who did that, it would buzz you tweeting angrily teee-teee-teee-teee when anyone got within like 10 feet of the nest. Which only drew attention to the nest, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 07:58 PM (0hOvj)

66 First reviews of Barbie are trickling out and apparently it is indeed a woke pile of garbage that pushes, THE MESSAGE, non stop.

Grace Randolph was positively giddy going so far as to say it was her top three film of all time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2023 08:02 PM (VHFlp)

67 First reviews of Barbie are trickling out and apparently it is indeed a woke pile of garbage that pushes, THE MESSAGE, non stop.

------

OMG. I think my ex-husband's daughter has some of those dolls. I should see if she's interested in a Barbie NFT.

Posted by: Karen at July 18, 2023 08:05 PM (oINRc)

68 I don't give two shits about Barbie. I imagine it to be the most vapid, plastic thing to come out of Hollywood this week. Some people are not qualified to rank even as imbeciles.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 08:05 PM (iayUP)

69 Sitting on the porch and just saw a red fox run by. It looked pretty emaciated. Like skinnier than my cats.

FWIW cats didn't give a shit.

SRV on the Bose... jamming. Cigar and a gin 'n tonic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2023 08:05 PM (Q4IgG)

70 Grackles are the smelly taints.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 18, 2023 07:49 PM

Hold our beer.

Posted by: Penguins of the World at July 18, 2023 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)

71 38 That mama Lion's face was covered with flies.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2023 07:43 PM (sAmhv)

That makes me sad. We have a paintball like gun to shoot fly medicine at the livestock. I think it's ivermectin.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2023 08:09 PM (l3Uxg)

72 Re: Barbie.

Unless you got young daughters or a dreadfully cvnty wife I don't imagine a single rational grown adult will care even the slightest about seeing it.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2023 08:11 PM (1Yy3c)

73 Way past bedtime
Warm but nice evening here
Hope everyone has a great evening as well

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2023 08:13 PM (xhxe8)

74 Barbie, where wine moms relive all their fantasies.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2023 08:13 PM (fQ/+c)

75 'Nite Skip !

See ya in the AM.

Posted by: JT at July 18, 2023 08:16 PM (T4tVD)

76 Doggie garbage disposal...I have one of those...especially carrots and sweet potatoes.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 18, 2023 08:16 PM (gMRRb)

77 Can I have your stuff? You won't be needing it.

Switzerland is one European country that takes its borders seriously.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2023 07:44 PM (ZLI7S

Did you not hear me say I was gonna snek in?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 08:19 PM (G0bXQ)

78 Barbie.
Unless you got young daughters or a dreadfully cvnty wife I don't imagine a single rational grown adult will care even the slightest about seeing it.
Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2023 08:11 PM (1Yy3c)

Most folks under 30 are mentally 8 years old, so they will watch it.

Crap sells.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 18, 2023 08:20 PM (R/m4+)

79 Thanks, Joe! Does your $5 million bribe money count?

Specifically, people who earned more than $145,000 the previous year will no longer be able to make catch-up contributions to their 401(k) accounts. Instead, they’ll only be able to funnel those funds into after-tax Roth IRA accounts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2023 08:21 PM (slgIg)

80 Barbie dolls are only good for rescue missions with GI Joe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 08:22 PM (G0bXQ)

81 I saw Grackles and the Smelly Taints open for Dreadfully Cvnty Wife at the PG Equestrian Center in '03.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 18, 2023 08:24 PM (u8Qro)

82 Did you not hear me say I was gonna snek in?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 08:19 PM (G0bXQ)

And when you're caught, don't expect any alp from us.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2023 08:24 PM (9UlRk)

83 I waited an hour for one last HBCU stripper routine / crotch thrusting post. I'm posting them because I don't think midwesterners have any idea.

This is at a football game, but it's probably NSFW.

Next time anyone mentions reparations or student loan bailouts or anything similar, remember the trillions we've given so far and that this has been the end result:

https://youtu.be/pGmC37LjhiQ?t=85

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 18, 2023 08:25 PM (YUvzq)

84 Did you not hear me say I was gonna snek in?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 08:19 PM (G0bXQ)

And when you're caught, don't expect any alp from us.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2023 08:24 PM (9UlRk)

That was cheesy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2023 08:26 PM (BJEtz)

85
Magpies are the a$$holes of birds, followed by redwing blackbirds.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2023 07:42 PM (avru5)

They are but those are European Hooded Crows. Very smart, as wary as a raven

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2023 08:26 PM (xhaym)

86 82 Did you not hear me say I was gonna snek in?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 08:19 PM (G0bXQ)

And when you're caught, don't expect any alp from us.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2023 08:24 PM (9UlRk)

I didn't expect anyone to roll in and rescue me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 08:26 PM (G0bXQ)

87 Why is a goat in a hurry?

You're a freakin goat. You don't need to be anywhere.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2023 08:26 PM (iziT8)

88 21. Home Depot’s unofficial Halloween mascot is Skelly, the 12-foot-tall skeleton that debuted in 2020. The unsettlingly tall creature towers over regular humans and makes a frightful indoor or outdoor focal point for your horror-filled festivities. Skelly has animated LCD eyes and will make you the envy of the neighborhood.
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton

They're permanent fixtures around SE Pennsylvania, dressed for ALL seasons, holidays and occasions including voting.

They do have a special way of saying, with imagination, "Don't think about robbing my house. I'm crazy."

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 18, 2023 08:26 PM (GshMh)

89 Most folks under 30 are mentally 8 years old, so they will watch it.

Crap sells.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

--

Yep. It was posted here recently that only 13% or so of Taylor Swift fans are under 18.

That plus gay men (which I'm guessing is going to be a large part of the audience) and it will probably do well.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 18, 2023 08:27 PM (YUvzq)

90 Wherever that bus is going, I don't need to go there, unless by helicopter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2023 08:30 PM (xb85H)

91 There's not a lot i like about Switzerland, but their flag is a plus.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2023 08:31 PM (9UlRk)

92 That makes me sad. We have a paintball like gun to shoot fly medicine at the livestock. I think it's ivermectin.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2023 08:09 PM (l3Uxg)

I have so much trouble getting Advantage flea meds on one of the cats - he can smell it through the foil package and the tiny *click* of breaking the cap off makes him bolt - I was considering getting a paintball gun for a while.

I got the oral pills instead, and give it to him in a spoonful of Gerbers Chicken instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2023 08:31 PM (xhaym)

93 Moron Robbie,
What is HBCU?

Posted by: lin-duh at July 18, 2023 08:32 PM (UUBmN)

94 There's not a lot i like about Switzerland, but their flag is a plus.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2023 08:31 PM (9UlRk)

Painful. Rated painful.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2023 08:33 PM (xhaym)

95 >91 There's not a lot i like about Switzerland, but their flag is a plus.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2023 08:31 PM (9UlRk)

That crossed my mind as well.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 18, 2023 08:33 PM (gMRRb)

96 91 There's not a lot i like about Switzerland, but their flag is a plus.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2023 08:31 PM (9UlRk)

Their wimninz and chocolate aren't bad either.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 08:33 PM (G0bXQ)

97 Painful. Rated painful.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2023 08:33 PM (xhaym)

I knew i heard the faint echo of a groan through my usb port.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2023 08:34 PM (9UlRk)

98 Cats prefer suppositories.

Trust me.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2023 08:34 PM (iziT8)

99 I just got the joke.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 08:34 PM (G0bXQ)

100 What is HBCU?
Posted by: lin-duh at July 18, 2023 08:32 PM (UUBmN)

Hi, lin-duh! Historically Black Colleges and Universities.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 18, 2023 08:35 PM (OX9vb)

101 Historically Black Colleges (and) Universities

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2023 08:35 PM (MJIed)

102 Darn it! Too slow!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2023 08:35 PM (MJIed)

103 102 Darn it! Too slow!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2023 08:35 PM (MJIed)

Good evening, Tonypete!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 18, 2023 08:36 PM (OX9vb)

104 Historically Black Colleges (and) Universities

What ?

Posted by: polynikes at July 18, 2023 08:37 PM (MNhXM)

105 HBCU...WTF is that twerking??? They actually do that at football games???? I guess they can't perform like normal dance teams.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 18, 2023 08:38 PM (UUBmN)

106 There's not a lot i like about Switzerland, but their flag is a plus.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2023 08:31 PM

*slow clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2023 08:38 PM (Wnv9h)

107 I heard tell that every male in Switzerland gets a rifle.

Posted by: runner at July 18, 2023 08:38 PM (V13WU)

108 Historically Black Colleges (and) Universities

What ?
Posted by: polynikes at July 18, 2023 08:37 PM (MNhXM)

Hongkong Bank of China Universal?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2023 08:39 PM (xb85H)

109 107 I heard tell that every male in Switzerland gets a rifle.
Posted by: runner at July 18, 2023 08:38 PM (V13WU

And a blonde wife with pigtails and two large...

Mugs of beer.

You thought I was gonna say jugs, didn't you?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 08:39 PM (G0bXQ)

110 Swiss are also accused by other Europeans (Germans) of being haughty.

Posted by: runner at July 18, 2023 08:40 PM (V13WU)

111 HBCU...WTF is that twerking??? They actually do that at football games???? I guess they can't perform like normal dance teams.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 18, 2023 08:38 PM (UUBmN)

The wimmenz are cute, and don't seem to sport any tats. But I think they are all clad in pantyhose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2023 08:40 PM (xb85H)

112 The house in that picture is in great need of porches. Other than that, the place is perfect.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 18, 2023 08:40 PM (OX9vb)

113 Notice how little fanfare and news there is about Switzerland. It is part of the plan.

Posted by: runner at July 18, 2023 08:42 PM (V13WU)

114 The marbles aren't going the same speed and it is noisy.

Makes me feel unsafe and frustrated.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 08:42 PM (36cUd)

115 What is HBCU?
Posted by: lin-duh

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Diploma mills. Even the best, most prestigious ones like our VP attended and brags about:

"Harris' historic inauguration has been hailed as a triumph by HBCUs."

https://tinyurl.com/2kedlque

Terrible, awful, laughably bad schools. Even the best ones.

CELEBRATE THEM, RACISTS!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 18, 2023 08:42 PM (YUvzq)

116 The house in that picture is in great need of porches. Other than that, the place is perfect.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 18, 2023 08:40 PM (OX9vb)

By the way, that's not a porch; it's a Ferrari.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 18, 2023 08:42 PM (xb85H)

117 I got stuck in Nawlins one weekend when the Bayou Classic was playing. Hilarious! All the brothers were running around dressed like Harry and Lloyd in tuxes from Dumb and Dumber. The clubs on Bourbon Skreet were empty as the kollege utes did not want to pay for anything due to a 2 drink minimum. Instead, they mingled in the skreet smoking weed and basically acting like savages. The help hated them as they also do not tip.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 18, 2023 08:43 PM (R/m4+)

118 Mommie, I want a G I Joe and Barbie.
Honey, Barbie doesn't come with G I Joe, she comes with Ken.
No Mommie. She fakes it with Ken. She comes with G I Joe.

Posted by: MkY at July 18, 2023 08:43 PM (cPGH3)

119 First reviews of Barbie are trickling out and apparently it is indeed a woke pile of garbage that pushes, THE MESSAGE, non stop.

Grace Randolph was positively giddy going so far as to say it was her top three film of all time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

No idea who she is but given that Revenge of the Nerds is my #1 all time, i'm guessing we're not a good fit.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 18, 2023 08:44 PM (KAi1n)

120 That dumb goat has to walk all the way back up.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 08:44 PM (36cUd)

121 >>Swiss are also accused by other Europeans (Germans) of being haughty.

They are, a bit. But so are a lot of Europeans.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2023 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)

122 I don't get the vulgar spread eagle spazzing out, but who am I to criticize their culture?

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 08:45 PM (iayUP)

123 No Mommie. She fakes it with Ken. She comes with G I Joe.
Posted by: MkY at July 18, 2023 08:43 PM (cPGH3)

It's the king fu grip.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 08:45 PM (G0bXQ)

124 I wonder when they are going to come out with a barbie with a detachable penis.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 08:46 PM (iayUP)

125 One of the Rock'em Sock'em Robots could beat GI Joe's sorry ass.

Hit 'em in the jaw and they go "Arrrrrrrrrrrr!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2023 08:48 PM (MJIed)

126 I think that there might be decent business in reluctant males taking a girl to a date to watch Barbie, and sad nostalgic Millennial women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 08:49 PM (0hOvj)

127 I have so much trouble getting Advantage flea meds on one of the cats - he can smell it through

Most of the cats I had were totally indifferent to the oil spot flea treatments, but one absolutely flips his shit. Like putting acid on him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2023 08:49 PM (slgIg)

128 Maybe they will make her so you can remove her plastic boobs too. She'll be like a potato head Barbie.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 08:49 PM (iayUP)

129 Ursula Andress is Swiss.

Posted by: runner at July 18, 2023 08:49 PM (V13WU)

130 fd, before Ken gets an anatomically correct one

Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2023 08:49 PM (yLCwF)

131 It's the king fu grip.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

He can't hold it forever.

Posted by: Mike Power, the Atomic Man at July 18, 2023 08:50 PM (KAi1n)

132 >128 Maybe they will make her so you can remove her plastic boobs too. She'll be like a potato head Barbie.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 08:49 PM (iayUP)

Daddy, I lost Barbie's penis...help me find it!

~Christmas day, 2030.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 18, 2023 08:51 PM (gMRRb)

133 I think that there might be decent business in reluctant males taking a girl to a date to watch Barbie, and sad nostalgic Millennial women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 08:49 PM (0hOvj)

"Why are we going to that theater, and why does the marquee read "Barbie Does Dallas"?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2023 08:51 PM (xb85H)

134 Am I the only one who thinks Margot Robbie has a weird looking face? I think she’s still pretty and has a smoking body but the eyes. They seem weird.

Posted by: polynikes at July 18, 2023 08:51 PM (MNhXM)

135 129 Ursula Andress is Swiss.

Posted by: runner at July 18, 2023 08:49 PM (V13WU

She made bikinis famous.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 08:52 PM (G0bXQ)

136 Nope, not moving to Switzerland, those little leather shorts chafe.

Posted by: Desitin Dave at July 18, 2023 08:52 PM (T0tUU)

137 I’m expecting a Bronie movie to come out soon. Why not celebrate all the weirdos.

Posted by: polynikes at July 18, 2023 08:52 PM (MNhXM)

138 Most of the cats I had were totally indifferent to the oil spot flea treatments, but one absolutely flips his shit. Like putting acid on him.

We killed a little sweet black cat by using that stuff you put between their shoulder blades. Apparently we somehow got it too far down and she was able to lick it off and she died horribly from it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 08:52 PM (0hOvj)

139 Maybe the dolphin is just retarded. Many years ago I was chatting up a girl in a bar when she asked what I did. I said I worked with disabled dolphins. She was like awwww... Then, I saw as she began to realize that there are few dolphins in Kentucky.

Posted by: javems at July 18, 2023 08:53 PM (AmoqO)

140 Am I the only one who thinks Margot Robbie has a weird looking face?

She looks jagged and kind of crazy, to me. Nobody seems to notice it because of her breasts but her face is... not very pretty to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 08:53 PM (0hOvj)

141 "Ursula Andress is Swiss.
Posted by: runner at July 18, 2023 08:49 PM (V13WU
She made bikinis famous.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

She contributed greatly to my early realization that I was in fact, not gay.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 08:54 PM (iayUP)

142 She made bikinis famous.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 08:52 PM (G0bXQ)

She has made more things hard than an entire trainload of Bondo catalyst.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2023 08:55 PM (xb85H)

143 Bad time for Millennial chickstalgia. Tay-Tay's on tour, and they are already fuh-reeeaking out!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2023 08:55 PM (oINRc)

144 She contributed greatly to my early realization that I was in fact, not gay.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 08:54 PM (iayUP)

Farah Fawcett for me...Charlie's Angels.

But yeah, totally get it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 08:57 PM (G0bXQ)

145
I have so much trouble getting Advantage flea meds on one of the cats - he can smell it through the foil package and the tiny *click* of breaking the cap off makes him bolt - I was considering getting a paintball gun for a while.

I got the oral pills instead, and give it to him in a spoonful of Gerbers Chicken instead.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2023 08:31 PM

this thing works really well. I've watched them do it and it doesn't seem to hurt them at all but I think a cow weighs a lot more than your cat.
I like the oral treat type flea/tick medicine better too, it doesn't make their fur all greasy either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2023 08:58 PM (l3Uxg)

146 Pics indicate Margot Robbie has a massive and wide jaw.

Brie Larson thing.

Women seem to like their star women yo have those wide ass jaws.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:01 PM (36cUd)

147 Hazel Burke was my dream girl.

Posted by: Dub Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:01 PM (T0tUU)

148 Hannity is doing a town hall with Trump.
Large crowd.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2023 09:02 PM (NpAcC)

149 Hola, Hall. Que pasa?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:03 PM (xTRSc)

150 I’ve been chasing girls since kindergarten but the woman that first got my attention was Jennifer O’Neill when I was 13 years old. The movie Summer of 42.

I think every kid my age also had a thing for Marsha Brady but she was a kid too.

Posted by: polynikes at July 18, 2023 09:03 PM (MNhXM)

151 Ursula Andress is like a 5/10 for me.

I'm not a hard grader either until 8.5 to 9 jump.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:03 PM (36cUd)

152 First celebrity girl I ever noticed I think was Joanie Cunningham, even though she's objectively not all that pretty. Then it was Valerie Bertinelli.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:04 PM (0hOvj)

153 I think every kid my age also had a thing for Marsha Brady but she was a kid too.
Posted by: polynikes

Nah, but Annette Funicello...

Posted by: MkY at July 18, 2023 09:04 PM (cPGH3)

154 Remember how 14-18 year old girls used to spazz the fuck out for the Beatles, or Backstreet Boys, or Justin Bieber. That's how 30-35 year old girls are for Taylor Swift now. It's completely crazy and creepy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2023 09:04 PM (oINRc)

155 Wonder woman then morgan fairchild.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:05 PM (36cUd)

156 That's how 30-35 year old girls are for Taylor Swift now. It's completely crazy and creepy.

Less creepy than when they were going nuts for Twilight, that was really wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:05 PM (0hOvj)

157 Nah, but Annette Funicello...
Posted by: MkY at July 18, 2023 09:04 PM (cPGH3)

I’m assuming you’re not my age.

Posted by: polynikes at July 18, 2023 09:05 PM (MNhXM)

158 135 She made bikinis famous.

Racquel Welch has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:06 PM (xTRSc)

159 John Derek had a type.

Posted by: polynikes at July 18, 2023 09:07 PM (MNhXM)

160 Ursula was built in a way that seems to have fallen out of fashion with some. There was no doubt as to her gender.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 09:07 PM (iayUP)

161 150 I actually had a friend who had a thing for Jane Plumb, who played Jan.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:07 PM (xTRSc)

162 Watching old footage of Annette I can definitely see how she'd be a girl the boys loved back then. Most 60s girls don't work for me because of the hair, makeup, and fashions which were all really unattractive but the 50s girls really work for me, very feminine and sweet looking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:08 PM (0hOvj)

163 >158 135 She made bikinis famous.

Racquel Welch has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:06 PM (xTRSc)

Phoebe Cates would like a word.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 18, 2023 09:08 PM (gMRRb)

164 Racquel Welch has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:06 PM (xTRSc)

Ah, ole fuzzy britches.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:08 PM (G0bXQ)

165 Lindsey Wagner…Mmmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:08 PM (xTRSc)

166 Regarding Barbie, they used to make fun and harmless films like Clueless, Legally Blonde and Mean Girls.

For G-ds sake, there's a scene in Mean Girls where the Lindsey Lohan character says about a gay character in the film that he's too gay to function.

Could you imagine that line being in any film today?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2023 09:09 PM (up/3i)

167 Nah, but Annette Funicello...
Posted by: MkY at July 18, 2023 09:04 PM (cPGH3)

Waited on her a few times in my restaurant worker days.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2023 09:09 PM (guGkK)

168 I’m assuming you’re not my age.
Posted by: polynikes

I'm assuming you may be right.
I was of the age where I could appreciate Dorothy, in the Wizard of Oz, but they made her up so badly, I doubt any young boy ever lusted after her.
"Oh, that Dorothy, hubba, hubba."
Things that were never said for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: MkY at July 18, 2023 09:10 PM (cPGH3)

169 I did really like Lindsay Wagner, but her show sucked. I didn't watch much TV in my youth though, I was too busy playing outside whenever possible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:10 PM (0hOvj)

170 Ursula was built in a way that seems to have fallen out of fashion with some. There was no doubt as to her gender.
Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 09:07 PM (iayUP)

Yup. And I bet round, full-figured (not obese) ladies are about to come back into vogue... Best not to take any crazy chances on a potential disaster these days.

Chicks who are overbuilt like Ursula are about to find they're the pick of the litter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2023 09:11 PM (oINRc)

171 Susan Anton, pushing Muriel cigars on The NFL Today show. :->

Posted by: SFGoth at July 18, 2023 09:12 PM (KAi1n)

172 Remember how 14-18 year old girls used to spazz the fuck out for the Beatles, or Backstreet Boys, or Justin Bieber. That's how 30-35 year old girls are for Taylor Swift now. It's completely crazy and creepy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

You've seen the meme? Swift has 500 songs about men leaving her, but no songs about her sucking dick.
See a pattern?
Heh

Posted by: MkY at July 18, 2023 09:12 PM (cPGH3)

173 Phoebe Cates would like a word.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 18, 2023 09:08 PM (gMRRb)

Idk which is top bikini but it is btwn Phoebe Cates and Heather Thomas

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:13 PM (36cUd)

174 Watching old footage of Annette I can definitely see how she'd be a girl the boys loved back then. Most 60s girls don't work for me because of the hair, makeup, and fashions which were all really unattractive but the 50s girls really work for me, very feminine and sweet looking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:08 PM (0hOvj)

Watch the 1963 movie musical Bye Bye Birdie. Ann Margaret and Janet Leigh . Wowser. . And This Property is Condemned with Natalie Wood.
Sexiest performance ever. IMHO of course.

Posted by: polynikes at July 18, 2023 09:13 PM (MNhXM)

175 See a pattern?

She seems like she'd be unresponsive and selfish

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:14 PM (0hOvj)

176
You've seen the meme? Swift has 500 songs about men leaving her, but no songs about her sucking dick.
See a pattern?
Heh
Posted by: MkY at July 18, 2023 09:12 PM (cPGH3)

She's tapped into a bountiful market. The urban, unhappy, feminist wino cat-lady.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:14 PM (G0bXQ)

177 Slender, somewhat boyish women are doomed. They're *done.*

Contrary to propaganda, virtually no dudes are interested in Mulvaney. Now that it's a growing risk, no chances will be taken.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2023 09:14 PM (oINRc)

178 Good evening, friends! Baby animals! Yay!

Posted by: Piper at July 18, 2023 09:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

179 Now that it's a growing risk, no chances will be taken.

Yeah those cute slender tomboy types with short hair? Good luck honey. Guys aren't gonna take a chance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:15 PM (0hOvj)

180 I think Heather and Phoebe should wrestle for too bikini.

Over there. In the pool.

*squirts baby oil

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:15 PM (G0bXQ)

181

i want a word with you tigers out there

Posted by: Barbara Feldon at July 18, 2023 09:16 PM (us2H3)

182 She's tapped into a bountiful market. The urban, unhappy, feminist wino cat-lady.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Local morning D.J. talked about buying tics for his 13 year old daughter and her best friend.
Certainly a female demographic, but all cat ladies?
Or Cat Ladies in Waiting?

Posted by: MkY at July 18, 2023 09:16 PM (cPGH3)

183 168 Wrong. My buds and I envied the Scarecrow at the end, when Dorothy tells him, “I think I’ll miss you most of all.”

Once she got her hair done in Oz, she was, very teenage-boy crush-worthy.

And that singing voice…damn…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:16 PM (xTRSc)

184 Ursula ahould be my type but she's not.

I am surprisingly unmoved.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:16 PM (36cUd)

185 Well. What conversation have I stumbled in?

Posted by: Piper at July 18, 2023 09:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

186 Mulvaney has moved to Peru where his millions will be real money. He will get surgery to return to "normal" and pursue his gay perversions locally, where I suspect $1M USD will pay for quite a few delicacies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 18, 2023 09:17 PM (YUvzq)

187 Heather Graham was always my pick. And she has not disappointed me as she’s aged.

Posted by: polynikes at July 18, 2023 09:17 PM (MNhXM)

188 Ursula would kick Phoebe Cates skinny butt.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 09:17 PM (iayUP)

189 Heather Thomas.

The Fall Guy

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:19 PM (G0bXQ)

190 Well. What conversation have I stumbled in?

Your guess is as good as mine. *shrugs*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 18, 2023 09:19 PM (Xrfse)

191 >She's tapped into a bountiful market. The urban, unhappy, feminist wino cat-lady.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:14 PM (G0bXQ)

You keep Tay Tay out of your mouth!!

Posted by: Montgomery County Wine Mom at July 18, 2023 09:19 PM (gMRRb)

192 >>I actually had a friend who had a thing for Jane Plumb, who played Jan.

Eve Plumb

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 18, 2023 09:20 PM (emxzv)

193 Erin Grey in Buck Rogers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 18, 2023 09:20 PM (T/Lqj)

194 Well. What conversation have I stumbled in?

Your guess is as good as mine. *shrugs*
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 18, 2023 09:19 PM (Xrfse)

It’s surprisingly tame in light of the subject matter. 😀

Posted by: polynikes at July 18, 2023 09:20 PM (MNhXM)

195 Cat Ladies in Waiting?
Posted by: MkY at July 18, 2023 09:16 PM (cPGH3)

From what I've seen over the last 20 years? Definitely high-risk youth. 10,000% more likely be eaten by a feline.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2023 09:20 PM (oINRc)

196 Bo Derek was known for being kind to bikinis, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2023 09:21 PM (xb85H)

197 193 Erin Grey in Buck Rogers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 18, 2023 09:20 PM (T/Lqj)

*sage

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:21 PM (G0bXQ)

198 All the girls in Buck Rogers had painted-on one piece body suits

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:22 PM (0hOvj)

199 From what I've seen over the last 20 years? Definitely high-risk youth. 10,000% more likely be eaten by a feline.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

ISWYDT

Posted by: MkY at July 18, 2023 09:22 PM (cPGH3)

200 Bo Derek was known for being kind to bikinis, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2023 09:21 PM (xb85H)

Conservative and aged pretty well too.

Posted by: polynikes at July 18, 2023 09:22 PM (MNhXM)

201 There’s a movie called Four for Texas, with both Ursula and Anita Ekburg ini it. And Anita actually manages to make Ursula look somewhat flat-chested by comparison. Of course, Anita ends up with Sinatra’s character.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:23 PM (xTRSc)

202 Yeoman Rand did it for me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2023 09:23 PM (4I/2K)

203 All the girls in Buck Rogers had painted-on one piece body suits
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:22 PM (0hOvj)

Princess Amidala, or whatever her name was, was also smokin' hawt.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 18, 2023 09:23 PM (T/Lqj)

204 192 Yes, Eve Plumb. Thanks for the correction,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:24 PM (xTRSc)

205 Mary Crosby in Ice Pirates.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:24 PM (G0bXQ)

206 Ava Gardner was a 10/10 until the booze caught up with her.

If you wreck Sinatra forever you have to be a special kind of hot crazy all star.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:25 PM (36cUd)

207 Erin Gray is 73. Damn. She was hot on Silver Spoons.

Posted by: polynikes at July 18, 2023 09:25 PM (MNhXM)

208 186 I received a Walmart grocery delivery on the Fourth. The driver, Cesar, wished me a happy Independence day on OUR greatest holiday, and said it was a pleasure to celebrate it. In just about those words. Asked him where he was from and he said Peru, but loved it here because of freedom. Guy was going for his citizenship and only wants to see Peru in the rear view mirror. Creepy Dylan will be like most creepy ex pats, begging to come home.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2023 09:25 PM (0EOe9)

209 Taylor Swift does have that cold fish vibe.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2023 09:25 PM (iziT8)

210 All the girls in Buck Rogers had painted-on one piece body suits
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:22 PM (0hOvj

MarkIe Posts episode In Buck Rogers is AMAZING.

Red body suit juggly jiggly

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:27 PM (36cUd)

211 So, Mary Anne or Bailey Quarters?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:27 PM (xTRSc)

212 I like Ice Pirates, its kinda silly but its a lot of fun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:27 PM (0hOvj)

213 201 Early 50s Cadillac bumpers were known as Dagmars. See Virginia Lewis, B actress.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2023 09:28 PM (0EOe9)

214 MarkIe Posts episode In Buck Rogers is AMAZING.

She's in the second episode of Simon & Simon, not as pretty as she was later.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:28 PM (0hOvj)

215 I was 14-ish when Empire Strikes Back came out. Carrie Fisher. Man, I had a huge movie crush on her.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 18, 2023 09:28 PM (T/Lqj)

216 So, Mary Anne or Bailey Quarters?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:27 PM (xTRSc)

Mary Anne could defo cook better than Bailey.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:28 PM (36cUd)

217 The 1968 versions of Barbara Eden and Tina Cole were pretty amazing if you like 5'2" blondes.

Posted by: Who Wouldn't? at July 18, 2023 09:28 PM (T0tUU)

218 That chick who was in the girls’ school sitcom and now has an antiques show on MeTV is still good looking.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:29 PM (xTRSc)

219 She's in the second episode of Simon & Simon, not as pretty as she was later.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:28 PM (0hOvj)

Dude Simon&Simon was great!

That truck.

I have to watch that.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:29 PM (36cUd)

220 212 I like Ice Pirates, its kinda silly but its a lot of fun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:27 PM (0hOvj

It's a classic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:30 PM (G0bXQ)

221 Markie Post was cute. Too bad she was a Clinton ho.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:30 PM (xTRSc)

222 Probably Mattel and Maybelline are the people behind this gender insanity. What would be easier than including Kens clothes with Barbie, and Barbies clothes with Ken? All new product to sell. And for decades the cosmetic industry has been trying to convince men they should wear makeup. Double the target market!!!!

Posted by: azjaeger at July 18, 2023 09:30 PM (3/XaG)

223 Baby goats? Can they be trained to terrorize my nearby hobo camps?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 18, 2023 09:30 PM (k1Qly)

224 >217 The 1968 versions of Barbara Eden and Tina Cole were pretty amazing if you like 5'2" blondes.

Posted by: Who Wouldn't? at July 18, 2023 09:28 PM (T0tUU)

If I had to go old skool TV actress, Elizabeth Montgomery was a smoke show.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 18, 2023 09:31 PM (gMRRb)

225 Mary Anne or Bailey Quarters?

Mary Anne but Bailey is fine as an alternate.

That truck.

I love AJ's caddy too. I got the show on DVD, all episodes, and it holds up really well. The guys are great together, terrific chemistry, and they act like brothers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:31 PM (0hOvj)

226 MarkIe Posts episode In Buck Rogers is AMAZING.

She's in the second episode of Simon & Simon, not as pretty as she was later.

--

There's some modern actress that's in the sappy Hallmark Christmas movies that looks a lot like her. IIRC my wife told me it's Kirk Camerons sister.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 18, 2023 09:31 PM (YUvzq)

227 Baby goats? Can they be trained to terrorize my nearby hobo camps?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 18, 2023 09:30 PM (k1Qly)

Emus are what you want.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:31 PM (36cUd)

228 224. Oh yeah, Liz Montgomery as Samantha…Mmmmmmmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:32 PM (xTRSc)

229 @227: "Emus are what you want."

Ooooh. I bet emus would be fun on our frozen lakes in winter too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 18, 2023 09:32 PM (k1Qly)

230 217 Went to HS with a girl who could have been Barbara Eden's twin, circa I Dream of Jeannie. She and a guy who resembled Robert Wagner were an item and formed their own little group. Flash forward many years, and I get a report from my spies at the HS reunion (never go). She was pushing 200Lbs and he did a stretch in the state pen for arson attempting an insurance claim.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2023 09:33 PM (0EOe9)

231 Elizabeth Montgomery was a smoke show.

She was too pretty for TV, its like some mistake was made and she walked onto the wrong set. She seemed really fun too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:33 PM (0hOvj)

232 228 224. Oh yeah, Liz Montgomery as Samantha…Mmmmmmmmmmmm…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:32 PM (xTRSc)

In the Black Wig as her evil Cousin! Yummm!!!

Apparently, her hubby at the time sometimes wanted her to wear that... and it caused problems.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2023 09:33 PM (oHd/0)

233 If I had to go old skool TV actress, Elizabeth Montgomery was a smoke show.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 18, 2023 09:31 PM (gMRRb)

I have to agree, except I was in grade school when her show was on TV. Still, she was a huge part of how I knew I was not gay, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 18, 2023 09:33 PM (T/Lqj)

234 Nah, but Annette Funicello...
Posted by: MkY at July 18, 2023 09:04 PM (cPGH3

There was something about "Lovely harem dancers" on circus night.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 18, 2023 09:34 PM (Tm48r)

235 Nancy Kovack.

That is all.

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 18, 2023 09:35 PM (emxzv)

236 231 Elizabeth Montgomery was a smoke show.

She was too pretty for TV, its like some mistake was made and she walked onto the wrong set. She seemed really fun too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:33 PM (0hOvj

She made Bewitched. That damn nose wiggle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:36 PM (5xURv)

237 Saw some recent footage of Timothy Olyphant and he looks... weird. Like he had work done so he seems like a muppet or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:36 PM (0hOvj)

238 This is fascinating...

Apparently on Monday Mission Impossible only made 300k more than Sound of Freedom.

Mission Impossible is in 4300 theaters whereas Sound of Freedom is in 3200 theaters, over a thousand fewer theaters.

Incredible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2023 09:36 PM (up/3i)

239 Liz M. was a huge lib, though.

Her father was a big Jew hater.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:37 PM (xTRSc)

240 "Nancy Kovack.

That is all."

Excellent call.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2023 09:37 PM (iziT8)

241 I always thought Elizabeth Montgomery and Kathleen Turner were very similar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:37 PM (5xURv)

242 238 Wouldn't it be something if Cruise's people and The Sound of Freedom's people had a sit down and agreed to bring back double features?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2023 09:38 PM (0EOe9)

243 Saw some recent footage of Timothy Olyphant and he looks... weird. Like he had work done so he seems like a muppet or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:36 PM (0hOvj)

Natalie Zea was beautiful in Justified. Wow. Wow.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:39 PM (36cUd)

244 238 This is fascinating...

Apparently on Monday Mission Impossible only made 300k more than Sound of Freedom.

Mission Impossible is in 4300 theaters whereas Sound of Freedom is in 3200 theaters, over a thousand fewer theaters.

Incredible.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2023 09:36 PM (up/3i)

Thank God!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:39 PM (5xURv)

245 As long as we’re talking supernatural chick sitcoms, don’t forget Juliet Mills as Nanny.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:40 PM (xTRSc)

246 238 Wouldn't it be something if Cruise's people and The Sound of Freedom's people had a sit down and agreed to bring back double features?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2023 09:38 PM (0EOe9)
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How about a Sound of Freedom/Mission Impossible cross-over movie where Ethan Hunt teams up with a rogue DHS agent to take down a human trafficking ring?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2023 09:40 PM (BpYfr)

247 I always thought Elizabeth Montgomery and Kathleen Turner were very similar.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:37 PM (5xURv)

Doctor McCoy: They're not, Jim.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:40 PM (36cUd)

248 @244

>>Thank God!

Indeed, the message seems to be getting out.

You cannot stop the signal.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2023 09:40 PM (up/3i)

249 Maybe people *are* tired of blockbusters.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2023 09:41 PM (iziT8)

250 "How about a Sound of Freedom/Mission Impossible cross-over movie where Ethan Hunt teams up with a rogue DHS agent to take down a human trafficking ring?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

And the ring is based in Hollywood and composed of famous actors and politicians.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2023 09:42 PM (iayUP)

251 How about a Sound of Freedom/Mission Impossible cross-over movie where Ethan Hunt teams up with a rogue DHS agent to take down a human trafficking ring?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2023 09:40 PM (BpYfr)

They illegally rendition the Presidents criminal son to a safe house in an un-named tropical country, where her is waterboarded until he spills the beans on all the corruption in the WH.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2023 09:42 PM (xb85H)

252 Flash forward many years, and I get a report from my spies at the HS reunion (never go). She was pushing 200Lbs and he did a stretch in the state pen for arson attempting an insurance claim.
Posted by: bill in Arkansas

My 50th is coming up soon and I am the unofficial historian of the class - deaths, whom married whom, etc.

Many of my A-list HS chums and chumettes reached their peak during high school and limped along in life following that chapter. A bunch died early - and we all knew they would.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2023 09:43 PM (MJIed)

253 I always thought Elizabeth Montgomery and Kathleen Turner were very similar.

Nah, I don't see it. But Kathleen Turner was really hot for a while there in the 80s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 09:43 PM (0hOvj)

254 Kathleen Turner was cute, but she was no Elizabeth Montgomery, not by a long shot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:43 PM (xTRSc)

255 Racquel Welch has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:06 PM (xTRSc

There's a YouTube of Raquel appearing in the aches show.

Both undressed by Bon Mackie.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 18, 2023 09:44 PM (Tm48r)

256 @253

>>But Kathleen Turner was really hot for a while there in the 80s.

Amy Adams had that Kathleen Turner thing for a minute.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2023 09:44 PM (up/3i)

257 I just thought they looked similar in the face.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:44 PM (5xURv)

258 Mmmmmmm…Amy Adams…Mmmmmmmm….

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:45 PM (xTRSc)

259 251 The illegal rendition of a President's son to a trailer park in Arkansas where he is waterboarded and forced to admit a little girl is his. And the little girl says she doesn't want to be associated with white trash, just make sure the check's in the mail.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2023 09:45 PM (0EOe9)

260 As long as we’re talking supernatural chick sitcoms, don’t forget Juliet Mills as Nanny.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:40 PM

----------------

Hell yeah. Massive crush when I was 12.

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 18, 2023 09:46 PM (emxzv)

261 @258

>>Mmmmmmm…Amy Adams…Mmmmmmmm

Peak Amy Adams was Leap Year.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2023 09:46 PM (up/3i)

262 They illegally rendition the Presidents criminal son to a safe house in an un-named tropical country, where her is waterboarded until he spills the beans on all the corruption in the WH.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2023 09:42 PM (xb85H)
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That would be in the spirit of MI if they have to break into the supposedly impregnable WH through convoluted means...

The IMF team already broke into the Kremlin, which was none too easy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2023 09:46 PM (BpYfr)

263 You will never tire of Barbenheimer.

Posted by: runner at July 18, 2023 09:46 PM (V13WU)

264 Amy Adams. she was in one of those horrible Night at the Museaum moves, but daaaang, she's got a great butt. she's cute too. I hate those movies, though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 18, 2023 09:47 PM (T/Lqj)

265 I once told my mom without thinking that my buddies mom "looked like that blonde on Knotts Landing but much prettier".

About a week later my mom told her "how really likes you! Thinks you are a prettier X!"

Jfc mom I am standing right here next to my buddy. I was 14.

They both laughed and laughed while I stood there.

The woman made great muffins and brownies.

The friendship became strained.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:47 PM (36cUd)

266 Many of my A-list HS chums and chumettes reached their peak during high school and limped along in life following that chapter. A bunch died early - and we all knew they would.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2023 09:43 PM (MJIed)
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Did any of them score four touchdowns in a single game?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2023 09:48 PM (BpYfr)

267 241 I always thought Elizabeth Montgomery and Kathleen Turner were very similar.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:37 PM (5xURv)

***Spock Eyebrow***

Really...?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2023 09:49 PM (CCSxw)

268 I just thought they looked similar in the face.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:44 PM (5xURv)

I was just goofing.

They maybe kinda do. Personalities soooo different.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:49 PM (36cUd)

269 As long as we’re talking supernatural chick sitcoms, don’t forget Juliet Mills as Nanny.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:40 PM

I believe that there are some NSFW pictures of nanny...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2023 09:52 PM (CCSxw)

270 I could’ve gone for a young Endora, I think.

But I would’ve rather had a drink with Aunt Clara, until she got sozzled and accidentally turned me into a trilobite.

But Samantha…damn…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:53 PM (xTRSc)

271 Made another trip to the new house, saw several sets of deer and too many to count bunny rabbits in the back yard/property.

This is either going to be great or not so great, time will tell.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2023 09:54 PM (up/3i)

272 Deer are giant rodents as far as I am concerned.

The AWFLs won't let anyone do population control.

Ins Co's should put out bounties.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:56 PM (36cUd)

273 This is either going to be great or not so great, time will tell.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2023 09:54 PM (up/3i)

Did you notice, perchance, a pile of bleached bones?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2023 09:56 PM (xb85H)

274 I’m hoping that the bunny in my back yard will save me the trouble of mowing it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:56 PM (xTRSc)

275 274 I’m hoping that the bunny in my back yard will save me the trouble of mowing it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 09:56 PM (xTRSc)

You either need more bunnies or a smaller back yard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2023 09:57 PM (5xURv)

276 >272 Deer are giant rodents as far as I am concerned.

The AWFLs won't let anyone do population control.

Ins Co's should put out bounties.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 18, 2023 09:56 PM (36cUd)

Fuckers are voracious assholes. And there is no such thing as 'deer resistant' plants.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 18, 2023 09:57 PM (gMRRb)

277 Made another trip to the new house, saw several sets of deer and too many to count bunny rabbits in the back yard/property.

This is either going to be great or not so great, time will tell.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2023 09:54 PM (up/3i)

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be a man of valor! For the entrance to this property is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knight! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at July 18, 2023 09:58 PM (4I/2K)

278 Rita Hayworth, for the win?

Posted by: Old Timer at July 18, 2023 09:58 PM (wu87C)

279 Bob Montgomery was a charming leading man. His daughter got it all from him.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 18, 2023 09:59 PM (tGEHT)

280 Fuckers are voracious assholes. And there is no such thing as 'deer resistant' plants.

For several decades, the state of Oregon kept denying hunting licenses on deer. They had several excuses, usually "fire hazard" but the deer population went berserk. They were wandering down into cities and eating gardens, etc.

Finally the state relented and let people hunt, I am guessing it was some woman in charge of the licenses that watched Bambi too many times or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 10:01 PM (0hOvj)

281 272
276

My late grandfather said deer were the biggest pests the Almighty put on Earth

Posted by: Jmel at July 18, 2023 10:01 PM (bVhJi)

282 What an a centric performance!

Posted by: King Arthur at July 18, 2023 10:01 PM (wu87C)

283 279 Her mother was apparently a big deal on the stage, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 10:01 PM (xTRSc)

284 @273

>>Did you notice, perchance, a pile of bleached bones?

Not yet, it's a big property that backs up to a vast wood.

So I'm either going to have to be wary of deer sh*t or hunters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2023 10:02 PM (up/3i)

285 Eccentric

Posted by: King Arthur at July 18, 2023 10:02 PM (wu87C)

286 Rita Hayworth, for the win?

Absolutely. She had a great quote though. "Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2023 10:02 PM (0hOvj)

287 I say we pit the deer against the Canada geese.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 10:03 PM (xTRSc)

288 @277

>>Follow. But! Follow only if ye be a man of valor!

I'll follow but I will not, I repeat, will not, enter any motherf**king Ginger Bread Houses.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2023 10:03 PM (up/3i)

289 'Need the bones to make my bread.'
a giant

Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2023 10:03 PM (Uv0D2)

290 Nood.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2023 10:04 PM (xTRSc)

291 you must best a swiss, or at least tie them.
then you might become friends.

Posted by: only way at July 19, 2023 02:54 AM (7KDtq)

292 We're going to either;
be over run by barbarians, or
cooked to death by our own hands.

Posted by: might even make it at July 19, 2023 03:16 AM (7KDtq)

293 called "mike" a wookie.
"boom" gone. I look and learn.
i miss a lot of the "other" posters, too.
you kind people, do yeomans' work.

Posted by: first time at July 19, 2023 03:23 AM (7KDtq)

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