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David Weiss Resorts to Calculated Lawyerly Evasiveness When Asked About Whistleblower Allegations That He Was Blocked from Pursuing Charges Against Hunter Biden

When his answer will support Merrick Garland, he's very clear in his response.

But when his answer will cast doubt on Merrick Garland, suddenly he's as elusive as a fawn in the morning mist.

In a Monday letter to Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., obtained by The Federalist, Weiss was still not clear about whether he sought certain authority under a federal statute to adequately prosecute Hunter Biden...

Weiss's letter also came one day after Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, sent an inquiry to the Delaware U.S. attorney's office to probe whistleblower allegations made against one of Weiss's deputies. Whistleblowers from the IRS claimed Assistant U.S. Attorney Lesley Wolf repeatedly obstructed the federal investigation into Hunter Biden.

"As you are aware, IRS whistleblowers have affirmed that AUSA Wolf prevented investigators from seeking information about Joe Biden's involvement in Hunter Biden's criminal business arrangements," Grassley wrote, adding that Wolf "frustrated investigative efforts."

According to IRS whistleblowers, Delaware federal prosecutors concealed the FD-1023 form housed by the FBI, which alleged a multimillion-dollar bribery scheme between the president and foreign businessmen, from the federal tax agency. Former Attorney General Bill Barr confirmed that his Justice Department had referred the document to the Delaware U.S. attorney's office.

"On October 23, 2020, Justice Department and FBI Special Agents from the Pittsburgh Field Office briefed Assistant U.S. Attorney Lesley Wolf, one of your top prosecutors, and FBI Special Agents from the Baltimore Field Office with respect to the contents of the FBI-generated FD-1023," Grassley wrote to Weiss. "The meeting did not include any IRS agents."

Grassley specifically asked whether Weiss had ever sought federal authority under U.S. Code Section 515 to independently bring charges against Hunter Biden outside his own Delaware district.

"When were you assured that you would be granted s. 515 Authority in the District of Columbia, the Central District of California, or any other district where charges could be brought in the Hunter Biden manner?" Grassley asked. "Have you requested that specific authority yet? If not, why not? If so, when, where and was the request satisfied?"

In a letter to Graham on Monday, however, Weiss was ambiguous.

"To clarify an apparent misperception and to avoid future confusion, I wish to make one point clear: in this case, I have not requested Special Counsel designation pursuant to 28 CFR s. 600 et seq," says the letter obtained by The Federalist. "Rather, I had discussions with Departmental officials regarding potential appointment under 28 U.S.C. s. 515, which would have allowed me to file charges in a district outside my own without the partnership of the local U.S. Attorney. I was assured that I would be granted this authority if it proved necessary."

Instead of "avoiding future confusion," he deliberately sows it.

There are two special authorities he might have sought: full special counsel appointment under section 600, or the ability to bring prosecutions in any jurisdiction under section 515. That's not a full special counsel authorization, but it would give him the power to issue subpeonas and bring charges outside of Delaware.

He says he never sought the former, but then refuses to say if he sought the latter, and was turned down by Merrick Garland.


But who decided whether it was necessary? Weiss didn't say. Nor did Weiss answer whether he actually requested 515 authority. If that was up to someone else, such as Attorney General Merrick Garland, for example, that would contradict the Biden DOJ's claim that the Hunter Biden probe is an independent investigation.

He also refused to say whether he did in fact tell investigators that he did not have final authority on charging decisions, or whether he asked the Biden-appointed US Attorneys in California, NY, and DC to issue subpeonas for him, and was refused.


Weiss also did not address whether he told supervisors in the case that he was not the final decision maker, as the whistleblowers alleged. Weiss also left answered whether he sought assistance from U.S. attorneys in California or New York. The fact that Weiss still has not denied making statements attributed to him by the whistleblowers speaks volumes and suggests he is wordsmithing his answers.

More at The Federalist from Tristan Justice.

Comments

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1 Yo!

Posted by: Doof at July 11, 2023 02:46 PM (StUJj)

2 Boldly seasoned!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2023 02:46 PM (ncXxy)

3 maybe first

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 11, 2023 02:46 PM (B1FKF)

4 I boldly NOODED

Posted by: Doof at July 11, 2023 02:47 PM (StUJj)

5 Bold to comment

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 11, 2023 02:47 PM (GshMh)

6 lousy slow laptop.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 11, 2023 02:47 PM (B1FKF)

7 What a shock!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 11, 2023 02:48 PM (N1DT3)

8 In fact, quite a BOLD shock!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 11, 2023 02:48 PM (N1DT3)

9 A bold face liar.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2023 02:48 PM (DLfmN)

10 I'm not bold enough to comment.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 11, 2023 02:48 PM (VdGjU)

11 > Tristan Justice

Gay superhero?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2023 02:48 PM (R38qh)

12 It still astounds me that the fbi refuses to record interviews. They conduct an interview and then fill out a paper form after the interview is done. They are not in it for the truth and catching real criminals, they are in it for making themselves look good and following the leftist agenda.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2023 02:48 PM (ncXxy)

13 I boldly NOODED
Posted by: Doof

Is there any other way?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 11, 2023 02:48 PM (PuERQ)

14 Too loud!

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2023 02:48 PM (/6orT)

15 a whistle blower is just a snitch calling out the righteous of the nation. (book of brock, chap3 verse 0)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 11, 2023 02:49 PM (B1FKF)

16 Chewbacca defense. That's bold!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:49 PM (xdNDi)

17 Weiss does not fear the Republicans, he fears the Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 02:49 PM (22qIH)

18 Just a side-note but there is serious side-boob in the side-bar.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 11, 2023 02:49 PM (N3zMI)

19 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2023 02:49 PM (T4tVD)

20 I boldly NOODED
Posted by: Doof at July 11, 2023 02:47 PM

Where no man has nooded before.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:49 PM (xdNDi)

21 And now not.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 11, 2023 02:49 PM (N3zMI)

22 Just a side-note but there is serious side-boob in the side-bar.


Russel Brand?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2023 02:50 PM (aD39U)

23 At this point I'll vote for whoever promises to Guillotine Hunter on his first day in office.

Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 02:50 PM (UnA8+)

24 By the way, THIS is why people don't care about Trump's "lies".

His "lies" are exaggeration and aggrandizement. Those "lies" are FAR less offensive then the lies that politicians tell with they will claim are technically correct, by implying something that is a massive with true statements in order to make someone believe a lie without "lying".

The politicians think this is fine, but Trump's "LIES!!!!11!" are offensive.

Normal people think the opposite.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 11, 2023 02:50 PM (N1DT3)

25 Lamont the Bold Dummy.

Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2023 02:50 PM (Mv5p/)

26 OT nice sideboob on the front page

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 02:51 PM (v0R5T)

27 How about mass cannonization?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 02:51 PM (22qIH)

28 It still astounds me that the fbi refuses to record interviews. They conduct an interview and then fill out a paper form after the interview is done. They are not in it for the truth and catching real criminals, they are in it for making themselves look good and following the leftist agenda.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Quite right, it's much easier to fabricate the needed responses when you're writing it down on a form after (or before?) the interview.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 11, 2023 02:51 PM (PuERQ)

29 Weiss and Weissman. Don' the Dems have any diversity in their selection of NY Shysters?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2023 02:51 PM (ifUkZ)

30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AALREbJZEZk

Ewwww... I do a little Sidestep....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 02:51 PM (oHd/0)

31 Just a side-note but there is serious side-boob in the side-bar.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 11, 2023 02:49 PM

That's like a false nood!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:51 PM (xdNDi)

32 *A massive lie- Seems I missed a few words there.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 11, 2023 02:51 PM (N1DT3)

33 >>> suddenly he's as elusive as a fawn in the morning mist.

So, like Jim Comey, a pine scented druid in the woods, not lost, but not found either.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2023 02:51 PM (nioii)

34 Speaking of lawyerly avoidance . . .


Jason Leopold
@JasonLeopold
NEW: In response to my #FOIA request, Secret Service says it cannot release any records about the cocaine found in the White House because it would interfere enforcement proceedings.

-
Yeah, what are you trying to do? Impede the investigation?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 11, 2023 02:51 PM (FVME7)

35 Squirrel!

Posted by: Lisa Monaco at July 11, 2023 02:51 PM (a+YcQ)

36 Comey?

Weiss hides behind the drapes also?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 02:52 PM (22qIH)

37 I think it's time to bring back The Inquisition on these motherfuckers.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 11, 2023 02:52 PM (wtvvX)

38 28 It still astounds me that the fbi refuses to record interviews. They conduct an interview and then fill out a paper form after the interview is done. They are not in it for the truth and catching real criminals, they are in it for making themselves look good and following the leftist agenda.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
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Is it permitted for the interviewee to record the conversation? Fuck the G-Men.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2023 02:52 PM (ifUkZ)

39 That's like a false nood!
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:51 PM (xdNDi)

Hey, I got a corroborating witness @26!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 11, 2023 02:52 PM (N3zMI)

40 The FBI almost certainly does record interviews.
You're gonna tell me the interview rooms aren't bristling with recording devices?
Pull the other one.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2023 02:53 PM (MeG8a)

41 Is it permitted for the interviewee to record the conversation? Fuck the G-Men.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2023 02:52 PM

I'd say I am not saying a word unless I get to record it and take it with me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:53 PM (xdNDi)

42 > I had discussions with Departmental officials regarding potential appointment under 28 U.S.C. s. 515, which would have allowed me to file charges in a district outside my own without the partnership of the local U.S. Attorney. I was assured that I would be granted this authority if it proved necessary.

Maybe I'm just really used to passive voice abusing "clever" people trying to hide behind weasel words, but this part is pretty clear to me. He didn't have this authority. He didn't ask for this authority.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2023 02:53 PM (R38qh)

43 Never ever ever talk to any LEO without a lawyer present.

And your smartphone on record.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 02:54 PM (22qIH)

44 I think it's time to bring back The Inquisition on these motherfuckers.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 11, 2023 02:52 PM (wtvvX)
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Can I interest you in proscriptions?

Posted by: Amazon Sulla Store at July 11, 2023 02:54 PM (a+YcQ)

45 That's like a false nood!
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:51 PM (xdNDi)

Hey, I got a corroborating witness @26!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 11, 2023 02:52 PM

Was hoping for sidebewb, I got ear wax and toe fungus.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:54 PM (xdNDi)

46 On the plus side they didn't try to string out for years, rumors of tons of indictment and promise of things being brought to light. They gave us the Quibi version of what we all knew was going to happen.

Or in AoS terms, they didn't pretend there was going to be a story of forplay and just Paolo'd the idea of equal justice.

Posted by: Bete at July 11, 2023 02:54 PM (PYoBO)

47 Was hoping for sidebewb, I got ear wax and toe fungus.
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Those toe fungus pixs are hideous.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM (ifUkZ)

48 Hot out thar.

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM (T4tVD)

49 I think it's time to bring back The Inquisition on these motherfuckers.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Our first President, GW, would have had staff working around the clock supervising firing squads, stacking bodies, carting the stiffs off to the undertaker, and making room for more.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM (oiNtH)

50 I don't get Garland. He's acting like a mafia consiglieri. He's not even hiding it, at all.

Every time I hear muttering of impeachment for the guy, it doesn't appear he slows down, or even acknowledge people are accusing him of "unlawful" activities.

It's like he's untouchable. What does he know that we don't?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM (dGCAG)

51 Was hoping for sidebewb, I got ear wax and toe fungus.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:54 PM (xdNDi)


Is sidebewb better than under boob?

I'm doing a study.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM (rJ7Hd)

52 > Is it permitted for the interviewee to record the conversation? Fuck the G-Men.

Give that to me, it's evidence.

Posted by: Ham n'Egger at July 11, 2023 02:56 PM (R38qh)

53 Hot out thar.
Posted by: JT at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM (T4tVD)


Birdbath status: simmering?

Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2023 02:56 PM (Mv5p/)

54 12
'It still astounds me that the fbi refuses to record interviews. They conduct an interview and then fill out a paper form after the interview is done.'

It does? I'm not astounded. They saw what indiscriminate tapes did to Nixon. Hell, they helped with Nixon's downfall. They don't want that to happen to them. They want to be in complete control of any FBI transcripts.
Don't expect them to wear cameras either.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2023 02:56 PM (yvHe0)

55 Is sidebewb better than under boob?

I'm doing a study.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM

I would think all bewb, any bewb is acceptable. Side, under, it's all good.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:56 PM (xdNDi)

56 Those toe fungus pixs are hideous

How does the most well designed site on the whole internet become burdened with such unpleasant ads?

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at July 11, 2023 02:57 PM (Vu7A1)

57 Is sidebewb better than under boob?
.......

I don't know, but it's much better than chicks with manly abs.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 02:57 PM (v0R5T)

58 Our first President, GW, would have had staff working around the clock supervising firing squads, stacking bodies, carting the stiffs off to the undertaker, and making room for more.
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM (oiNtH)

Andy Jackson would be shooting someone at dawn in a duel just about every day.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 02:57 PM (oHd/0)

59 > I'd say I am not saying a word unless I get to record it and take it with me.

There's no chain of evidence for your recording. My report that summarizes my handwritten notes which you're not allowed to see will prove your recording is altered.

Posted by: Ham n'Egger at July 11, 2023 02:57 PM (R38qh)

60 It's like he's untouchable. What does he know that we don't?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM (dGCAG)
he's untouchable!!!

Posted by: MAC V SOG at July 11, 2023 02:57 PM (P4Pk9)

61 The Afternoon Arterton is using her sweater to hide her shame of lying to Congress:

https://is.gd/xyYhm7

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

62 It's like he's untouchable. What does he know that we don't?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM


He knows nothing will ever happen to him. Even if trump wins absolutely nothing will happen to garland except he will get a high paying cnn/msdnc gig.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2023 02:57 PM (ncXxy)

63 18.
Yes. Very awkward.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2023 02:57 PM (yvHe0)

64 It's like he's untouchable. What does he know that we don't?
----------------
Umm, likely that Obama was on the take, too. Biden is the fall guy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2023 02:57 PM (ifUkZ)

65 Birdbath status: simmering?
Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2023 02:56 PM

Hot tub

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:58 PM (xdNDi)

66 45 Welcome to my average Saturday night.

Posted by: Bete at July 11, 2023 02:58 PM (PYoBO)

67 I really need to win the lottery pretty please?

https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=FIGURE-143049

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 02:58 PM (22qIH)

68 No controlling legal authority.
Besides, no reasonable prosecutor.
And, any investigation would interfere with the election.

See, when they need to protect each other, there is always a reason not to act.

But, unauthorized parading? Not turning over documents you're legally entitled to possess? Speaking to the Russian Ambassador at a public event?

Full force and might of the entire federal government is brought to bear.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2023 02:58 PM (s6HkY)

69 Is sidebewb better than under boob?

I'm doing a study.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM

A new Ginger or Mary Anne question? DON"T START!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 02:58 PM (oHd/0)

70 F'ing weasel, not the good kind

Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at July 11, 2023 02:58 PM (6I2Cp)

71 54 12
'It still astounds me that the fbi refuses to record interviews. They conduct an interview and then fill out a paper form after the interview is done.'

It does? I'm not astounded. They saw what indiscriminate tapes did to Nixon. Hell, they helped with Nixon's downfall. They don't want that to happen to them. They want to be in complete control of any FBI transcripts.
Don't expect them to wear cameras either.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2023 02:56 PM (yvHe0)

Thus, never, ever, ever, ever consent to an FBI "interview"...and always bring a recording device to any interaction at your door...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2023 02:58 PM (exHjb)

72 My thesis is front bewb > under bewb > side bewb

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 02:58 PM (rJ7Hd)

73 Andy Jackson would be shooting someone at dawn in a duel just about every day.
-----------------
Got to love Andy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2023 02:58 PM (ifUkZ)

74 Andy Jackson would be shooting someone at dawn in a duel just about every day.
Posted by: Romeo13

And he would be loving it.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM (oiNtH)

75 It's like he's untouchable. What does he know that we don't?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM (dGCAG)

That he's untouchable.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM (DLfmN)

76 Ginger is the .45ACP of longbows.

Mary Ann is the 9mm of crossbows.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM (22qIH)

77 65 Birdbath status: simmering?
Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2023 02:56 PM

Hot tub
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:58 PM (xdNDi)

My 30,000 gallon swimming pool, is 84 degrees.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM (oHd/0)

78 Weasels are smelly little rats.

Weiss is a weasel.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM (6Tc2R)

79 I'm doing a study.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM

A new Ginger or Mary Anne question? DON"T START!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 02:58 PM

Under, you don't get to see that too often.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM (xdNDi)

80 What’s a David Weiss? Or an IRS?
- MSM

Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM (KK6O+)

81 44 I think it's time to bring back The Inquisition on these motherfuckers.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 11, 2023 02:52 PM (wtvvX)
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Posted by: Amazon Sulla Store at July 11, 2023 02:54 PM (a+YcQ)

Indeed!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM (wtvvX)

82 Andy Jackson would be shooting someone at dawn in a duel just about every day.
-----------------
Got to love Andy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2023 02:58 PM


He was a bully but he was exactly what our Country needed at that point.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM (ncXxy)

83 Is sidebewb better than under boob?

I'm doing a study.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM

Maybe I could check your notes?

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM (dzZCL)

84 Hell, they helped with Nixon's downfall
----------------
You meant to say they orchestrated his downfall on the orders of the passed over Deputy Director of the FBI.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2023 03:00 PM (ifUkZ)

85 My 30,000 gallon swimming pool, is 84 degrees.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM

Nice!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:00 PM (xdNDi)

86 Is sidebewb better than under boob?

I'm doing a study.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM

What about bottom boob? that seems to be all the rage on IG these days

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:00 PM (CIS44)

87 Speaking of crooked fucks like me, have y'all seen the body worn camera video of a cop shooting a golden retriever for having the audacity to bound happily toward the cop?

And then the cop CONTINUED TO SHOOT THE DOG AS IT RAN AWAY!

Cop needs to be hanged from a giant fish hook fed through his abdomen until he dies.

Posted by: Ham n'Egger at July 11, 2023 03:00 PM (R38qh)

88 Is sidebewb better than under boob?

I'm doing a study.


All boob is good bewb. To compare one against the other is to compare eating to breathing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 11, 2023 03:01 PM (Bd6X8)

89 Speaking of crooked fucks like me, have y'all seen the body worn camera video of a cop shooting a golden retriever for having the audacity to bound happily toward the cop?

And then the cop CONTINUED TO SHOOT THE DOG AS IT RAN AWAY!

Cop needs to be hanged from a giant fish hook fed through his abdomen until he dies.
Posted by: Ham n'Egger at July 11, 2023 03:00 P

Where was that?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:01 PM (xdNDi)

90 Under, you don't get to see that too often.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM (xdNDi

See, that's the data point I need. Rarity.

Under Bewb doesn't happen as often as side bewb, making it a higher value on the bewb scale.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:01 PM (rJ7Hd)

91 If only there was some outside entity that was in sole control of the funding of the DOJ.

They could--hypothetically, bear with me here--cut the funding of the DOJ until they received compliance.

Oh well.

Guess we'll have to pass another omnibus spending bill with an extra billion for the DOJ.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2023 03:01 PM (s6HkY)

92 Morning mist?

https://youtu.be/Hd7bqXKwpug

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 11, 2023 03:01 PM (2H7D9)

93 30k gallon? That’s A big pool!!

Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:01 PM (KK6O+)

94 My 30,000 gallon swimming pool, is 84 degrees.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM (oHd/0)

My God. That's 2,520,000 gallon-degrees!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 11, 2023 03:01 PM (wtvvX)

95 >>Instead of "avoiding future confusion," he deliberately sows it.

I don't think it's unclear at all, he says he never asked to be made a special counsel but asked them if he did request it, would it be granted, and they said....

Sure pal, sure.

And he never did ask because he was never going to ask.

Like everything else, we seem to be caught between one circle-jerk after another.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2023 03:02 PM (up/3i)

96 I don't know why they even hold these congressional hearings. Pointless waste of time. I guess maybe it keeps them from doing any more damage with actual legislation

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2023 03:02 PM (0hOvj)

97 All boob is good bewb.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 11, 2023 03:01 PM (Bd6X

Wrong (cf. Pelosi v. Boners, 2023)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2023 03:02 PM (oINRc)

98 Breaking: the gop has sent 3 letters about this to people who will never read them.

Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (KK6O+)

99 Under Bewb doesn't happen as often as side bewb, making it a higher value on the bewb scale.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:01 PM

I second the motion henceforth that underbewb>sidebewb. All in favor?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (xdNDi)

100 My 30,000 gallon swimming pool, is 84 degrees.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 02:59 PM (oHd/0)



If this trend continue, the pool will be a boiling cauldron by next December.

Posted by: Rockmaster Scott at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (aD39U)

101 What about bottom boob? that seems to be all the rage on IG these days
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:00 PM (CIS44)

Bottom boob is from Three Stooges. But that aside, under to me is the same as bottom.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (rJ7Hd)

102 Speaking of crooked fucks like me, have y'all seen the body worn camera video of a cop shooting a golden retriever for having the audacity to bound happily toward the cop?

And then the cop CONTINUED TO SHOOT THE DOG AS IT RAN AWAY!

Cop needs to be hanged from a giant fish hook fed through his abdomen until he dies.
Posted by: Ham n'Egger at July 11, 2023 03:00 PM (R38qh)
___________________

This. Golden retrievers are the sweetest, friendliest dogs you can imagine. There is no excuse for shooting one unless he is aggressive for some reason. And I've never met an aggressive golden retriever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

103 87 Speaking of crooked fucks like me, have y'all seen the body worn camera video of a cop shooting a golden retriever for having the audacity to bound happily toward the cop?

And then the cop CONTINUED TO SHOOT THE DOG AS IT RAN AWAY!

Cop needs to be hanged from a giant fish hook fed through his abdomen until he dies.
Posted by: Ham n'Egger at July 11, 2023 03:00 PM (R38qh)

It's even worse.

He called the dog over, BY NAME, just so he could blast her.

He should be eaten alive by wolves.

Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (UnA8+)

104 47
'47 Was hoping for sidebewb, I got ear wax and toe fungus.
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Those toe fungus pixs are hideous.'

Sideboob's an option for premium members.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (yvHe0)

105 When his answer will support Merrick Garland, he's very clear in his response.

But when his answer will cast doubt on Merrick Garland, suddenly he's as elusive as a fawn in the morning mist.

++++
Of course.

All federal agents are in one, two or both of two possible states:
1. Company Man
2. Terrified of reprisals

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)

106 my AOS ad selection has suddenly transitioned from toenail fungus to about a dozen sideboobs that push the boundaries of gravity and NSFW.

I'm not sad to see the fungus go away but maybe a bit too much of a good thing.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (z/ifB)

107 Raphtalia so kawaii!!!!
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-144918

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (22qIH)

108
The FBI almost certainly does record interviews.
You're gonna tell me the interview rooms aren't bristling with recording devices?
Pull the other one.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

============

Well, yes, but the only stuff entered as evidence is their notes after the fact. It's easier that way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (AxmOr)

109 >>> 97 All boob is good bewb.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 11, 2023 03:01 PM (Bd6X

Wrong (cf. Pelosi v. Boners, 2023)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2023 03:02 PM (oINRc)

That's no boob.

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (llON8)

110 Any updates on the tape where Biden is heard taking bribes?

Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:04 PM (KK6O+)

111 Bottom boob is from Three Stooges. But that aside, under to me is the same as bottom.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

if bottom is the same as under than under is by no means a rarity as thats what every IG model is flashing these days. Plus side bewb has that class factor.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:04 PM (CIS44)

112 I was hoping people would discuss my seahorse tattoo.

And my upcoming presidential run, too.

Posted by: Nata Lee at July 11, 2023 03:04 PM (xxG/v)

113 Sounds like that trigger happy cop had a grudge against the dog's owner.

Said cop needs to be fed feet first into a wood chipper. While alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 03:04 PM (22qIH)

114 I was told there would be no math...

Posted by: Just one minute! at July 11, 2023 03:04 PM (2H7D9)

115 106 my AOS ad selection has suddenly transitioned from toenail fungus to about a dozen sideboobs that push the boundaries of gravity and NSFW.

I'm not sad to see the fungus go away but maybe a bit too much of a good thing.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (z/ifB

My work here is done.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:05 PM (rJ7Hd)

116 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2023 03:05 PM (0J6qg)

117 It's like he's untouchable. What does he know that we don't?
----------------
Umm, likely that Obama was on the take, too. Biden is the fall guy.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2023 02:57 PM (ifUkZ)

Barky is at the center of all of this.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 11, 2023 03:05 PM (BdMk6)

118 Sideboob's an option for premium members.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM

Damn, (gets out wallet)

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:05 PM (xdNDi)

119 This. Golden retrievers are the sweetest, friendliest dogs you can imagine. There is no excuse for shooting one unless he is aggressive for some reason. And I've never met an aggressive golden retriever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

One of my few beefs with Airplane! Shep the Golden would never have attacked the airline flunky but instead would have slobbered him to death.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 11, 2023 03:05 PM (N3zMI)

120 These agencies need fancy new publicly funded compounds. That will show them.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2023 03:05 PM (DLfmN)

121 "To clarify an apparent misperception and to avoid future confusion, I wish to make one point clear: in this case, I have not requested Special Counsel designation pursuant to 28 CFR s. 600 et seq," says the letter obtained by The Federalist. "Rather, I had discussions with Departmental officials regarding potential appointment under 28 U.S.C. s. 515, which would have allowed me to file charges in a district outside my own without the partnership of the local U.S. Attorney. I was assured that I would be granted this authority if it proved necessary."
++++
"I didn't request anything, I just asked a what-if question. I wasn't *denied* a special prosecutor (or being made a special prosecutor), because I never actually asked for it."

Left unsaid: "Because I knew the score and knew there would be reprisals if I did. Besides, I'm a solid Company Man."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:05 PM (t0OGg)

122 Speaking of crooked fucks like me, have y'all seen the body worn camera video of a cop shooting a golden retriever for having the audacity to bound happily toward the cop?

And then the cop CONTINUED TO SHOOT THE DOG AS IT RAN AWAY!

Cop needs to be hanged from a giant fish hook fed through his abdomen until he dies.
Posted by: Ham n'Egger

The dogs family said that the cop called the dog over and thats why it was gleefully prancing to him then he shot it, then he shot it 3 more times.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:05 PM (CIS44)

123 > Where was that?

Lorain, Ohio.

Video here:
https://youtu.be/-owK-o-58PM

I wouldn't advise watching it.

Posted by: Ham n'Egger at July 11, 2023 03:06 PM (R38qh)

124 "David Weiss Resorts to Calculated Lawyerly Evasiveness When Asked About Whistleblower Allegations That He Was Blocked from Pursuing Charges Against Hunter Biden"


Lawyerly Evasiveness = Lies

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2023 03:06 PM (AMIL/)

125 'It still astounds me that the fbi refuses to record interviews. They conduct an interview and then fill out a paper form after the interview is done.'
______________

If I'm ever on a jury in a trial brought by the FBI, I will insist on video. No video, no conviction. I'm not taking their word for shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

126 Wrong (cf. Pelosi v. Boners, 2023)

Meh. I'd still kinda like to see 'em.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 11, 2023 03:06 PM (ppBhU)

127 if bottom is the same as under than under is by no means a rarity as thats what every IG model is flashing these days. Plus side bewb has that class factor.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:04 PM (CIS44

Also interesting data point. What makes side bewb classier? That's a wife beater with a baby on the hip in the south.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:06 PM (rJ7Hd)

128 who do I think you should put on the Hunter shit ??

David Weiss, top man, straight shooter

wuts for lunch ??

Posted by: Krispy at July 11, 2023 03:06 PM (us2H3)

129 The dogs family said that the cop called the dog over and thats why it was gleefully prancing to him then he shot it, then he shot it 3 more times.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:05 PM (CIS44)
________________

What a bastard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:07 PM (YqDXo)

130 Then there are the guys who were specifically taken off of child porn cases and put on "domestic terrorism" taskforce to cull the hideous threat of Trump voters and angry moms of schoolkids.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2023 03:07 PM (0hOvj)

131 Weiss also did not address whether he told supervisors in the case that he was not the final decision maker, as the whistleblowers alleged. Weiss also left answered whether he sought assistance from U.S. attorneys in California or New York. The fact that Weiss still has not denied making statements attributed to him by the whistleblowers speaks volumes and suggests he is wordsmithing his answers.
++++
And if his statements one way or the other at the time were not recorded (*and* the recordings survived, *and* someone is in a position to leak those recordings, *and* that person is willing to do so), we will never find out what he did or did not say. He's going to keep prevaricating.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:07 PM (t0OGg)

132 71
'and always bring a recording device to any interaction at your door...'

Use your Ring camera. It knows who the bad guys are I hear.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2023 03:07 PM (yvHe0)

133 I generally support police officers.

But fuckers that shoot dogs for kicks can go to Hell.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 11, 2023 03:07 PM (wtvvX)

134 > Where was that?

Lorain, Ohio.

Video here:
https://youtu.be/-owK-o-58PM

I wouldn't advise watching it.
Posted by: Ham n'Egger at July 11, 2023 03:06 PM (R38qh)
_____________

Not a chance I'll watch it. I'm bummed just hearing about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:07 PM (YqDXo)

135 I can't believe it. They're not on the level?

Posted by: MJ at July 11, 2023 03:07 PM (zwDuR)

136 122 The dogs family said that the cop called the dog over and thats why it was gleefully prancing to him then he shot it, then he shot it 3 more times.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:05 PM (CIS44)

Strap him to a table.

Pulverize his arms and legs with a sledgehammer.

Then shatter his orbital bones.

Then slowly drop acid onto him.

There is no death cruel enough for him.

Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:08 PM (UnA8+)

137 128 who do I think you should put on the Hunter shit ??

David Weiss, top man, straight shooter

wuts for lunch ??
Posted by: Krispy at July 11, 2023 03:06 PM (us2H3)

—-

Seconded

Posted by: Andy McCarthy (no not the 80s actor the other one) at July 11, 2023 03:08 PM (KK6O+)

138 He knows nothing will ever happen to him. Even if trump wins absolutely nothing will happen to garland except he will get a high paying cnn/msdnc gig.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2023 02:57 PM (ncXxy)

Garland is special though. He gives no f**ks whatsoever. As many times as we see the lawless pricks in DC with their smug indifference, they usually at least pay some lip service to the rule of law.

Not this guy though. More than anybody I've seen before him.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 03:08 PM (dGCAG)

139 Also interesting data point. What makes side bewb classier? That's a wife beater with a baby on the hip in the south.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

and just like that you answered your own question. hahah.

just think of all the elegant gala dresses with the copious amounts of side boobage

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:08 PM (CIS44)

140 A Deep State employee

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 03:08 PM (xhxe8)

141 Rather, I had discussions with Departmental officials regarding potential appointment under 28 U.S.C. s. 515, which would have allowed me to file charges in a district outside my own without the partnership of the local U.S. Attorney. I was assured that I would be granted this authority if it proved necessary."

-

Love it.

I had discussions
regarding the potential
which would have allowed
I was assured
would be granted
if it was necessary

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 03:09 PM (ulgTA)

142 138 Not this guy though. More than anybody I've seen before him.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 03:08 PM (dGCAG)

========

Garland knows the rules as they are actually played.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

143 Then there are the guys who were specifically taken off of child porn cases and put on "domestic terrorism" taskforce to cull the hideous threat of Trump voters and angry moms of schoolkids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The DOJ website has removed large and sometimes entire chunks about child trafficking and child sex crimes.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:09 PM (CIS44)

144 A Deep State employee

Posted by: Skip

-

Ah, but that's what people are starting to catch on to. He's not. He's just a government employee.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 03:10 PM (ulgTA)

145 Any updates on the tape where Biden is heard taking bribes?

Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:04 PM (KK6O+)

---------

"White Ring Conspiracy Theory -- REEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2023 03:10 PM (0J6qg)

146 >>>Also interesting data point. What makes side bewb classier? That's a wife beater with a baby on the hip in the south.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:06 PM (rJ7Hd)


=====

Whether said side-bewb is at armpit level vs belly-button level.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 11, 2023 03:10 PM (WMS8b)

147
Meh. I'd still kinda like to see 'em.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 11, 2023 03:06 PM (ppBhU)

What, are you working on a horror story? Dr. Oatmealintubesock's Monster or something?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2023 03:10 PM (oINRc)

148 One of my few beefs with Airplane! Shep the Golden would never have attacked the airline flunky but instead would have slobbered him to death.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 11, 2023 03:05 PM (N3zMI)
_____________

Yep. Everybody is their pal. Especially children, whom they love dearly. Our first golden used to sit on our deck (on a promontory) and would start wagging furiously when he saw kids 100 yards away on the other side of the canyon.

They're lousy as watchdogs, but fantastic as family dogs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

149 Did I do this? Well I didn’t not do the thing that I would have done had I not done this thing which I neither did nor not do.

Any other questions?

Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:11 PM (KK6O+)

150 The DOJ website has removed large and sometimes entire chunks about child trafficking and child sex crimes.
Posted by: BruceWayne

https://tinyurl.com/2p822mpv

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:11 PM (CIS44)

151 Please tell me that cop is at least unemployed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:11 PM (xdNDi)

152 Garland is special though. He gives no f**ks whatsoever. As many times as we see the lawless pricks in DC with their smug indifference, they usually at least pay some lip service to the rule of law.
_____________

Thank God that a-hole didn't get on the Supreme Court. He'd have been even worse than Jumanji.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

153 I-uh, uh-I-uh,, c-c-can't-uh, I-uh c-can't feel my-uh,, my-uh-uh, my n-n-nose

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at July 11, 2023 03:12 PM (5hfjS)

154 Love it.

I had discussions
regarding the potential
which would have allowed
I was assured
would be granted
if it was necessary
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 03:09 PM (ulgTA)
++++
He is a doubleplusgood duckspeaker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:12 PM (t0OGg)

155 we have deployed the wifebeaters !!

Posted by: Jim Jordan at July 11, 2023 03:13 PM (us2H3)

156 Not this guy though. More than anybody I've seen before him.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 03:08 PM (dGCAG)


Nose rubbing.

Garland knows nothing will happen.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2023 03:13 PM (pwExq)

157 You gotta parse every word these asshole say.

Not like us morons

I say 'boobs', I mean
( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 11, 2023 03:13 PM (xcxpd)

158 So now there's a big billboard nearby that just says "Stop Having Children" in giant font.

What asshole city do I live in? you ask.

Austin.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2023 03:13 PM (iziT8)

159 Please tell me that cop is at least unemployed.
Posted by: Minnfidel

havent heard of any discipline.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:13 PM (CIS44)

160 Is sidebewb better than under boob?


No. Underboob is better, imho.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 11, 2023 03:13 PM (jgJfd)

161 The DOJ website has removed large and sometimes entire chunks about child trafficking and child sex crimes.
Posted by: BruceWayne

https://tinyurl.com/2p822mpv
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:11 PM (CIS44)
++++
Not surprising. Trump's crackdown on the slave trade - especially on the trade of underage sex slaves - was wildly unpopular within the ruling class. I am surprised it took them this long to do it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:14 PM (t0OGg)

162 Without Andrew Jackson the Republic perishes, right there in its crib.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2023 03:14 PM (MeG8a)

163 "Stop Having Children"....

If i had a dollar for every time i said that on an airplane....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2023 03:14 PM (9UlRk)

164 havent heard of any discipline.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:13 PM
DaFuq.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:14 PM (xdNDi)

165

The great white father will give you all tools to farm with, and meat, and will honor his truth to you as long as the grass grows.

Just stay on the reservation.

Posted by: Auspex at July 11, 2023 03:14 PM (j4U/Z)

166 big billboard nearby that just says "Stop Having Children" in giant font.

What asshole city do I live in? you ask.

Austin.
Posted by: eleven

—-

Is it really a bad thing to encourage Austin progs to not have kids?

Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:14 PM (KK6O+)

167 So now there's a big billboard nearby that just says "Stop Having Children" in giant font.

What asshole city do I live in? you ask.

Austin.
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2023 03:13 PM (iziT
______________

SF has more dogs in it than children. Of course, three-quarters of the residents are queer as ducks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

168 my AOS ad selection has suddenly transitioned from toenail fungus to about a dozen sideboobs that push the boundaries of gravity and NSFW.

*sigh*

I get hearing aid ads. Maybe gooble knows me better than I would like to believe.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 11, 2023 03:15 PM (nfrXX)

169 158 So now there's a big billboard nearby that just says "Stop Having Children" in giant font.

What asshole city do I live in? you ask.

Austin.
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2023 03:13 PM (iziT

==========

The only people who would listen to that are leftists.

Leftists are telling their own side to stop procreating. It's in everything they say and do with the ultimate assumption that mankind is a destructive force upon the world and it would be better without us at all.

My church is filled with young families. Just as a point of comparison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

170 Not only did student performance take a massive hit during Covid lockdowns, now that lockdowns are over, student improvement is *slower than average*.

They're behind and they're not catching up.

https://tinyurl.com/3t8ur5ju

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2023 03:15 PM (R38qh)

171 166 Is it really a bad thing to encourage Austin progs to not have kids?
Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:14 PM (KK6O+)

It's probably more that in a lefty hellhole like that, the billboard should say "STOP FVCKING KIDS"

Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:15 PM (UnA8+)

172 55 Is sidebewb better than under boob?

I'm doing a study.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM

I would think all bewb, any bewb is acceptable. Side, under, it's all good.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 02:56 PM (xdNDi)

---

(Kathy Griffin's tits have entered the chat)

Posted by: The_Hoser at July 11, 2023 03:16 PM (N66D6)

173 SF has more dogs in it than children. Of course, three-quarters of the residents are queer as ducks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

Sacré bleu! Quelle horreur!

Posted by: French Monkeypox Dog at July 11, 2023 03:16 PM (oINRc)

174 My church is filled with young families. Just as a point of comparison.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:15 P

Same, I was commenting a while back that there must be something in the coffee because we have many families that are growing.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:16 PM (xdNDi)

175 That's comical since all countries are in a death spiral RIGHT NOW that cannot be arrested for generations.

It's called the Birth Gap. We're well below as a planet to replace kids.

Thank you feminism and fiat currency.

So a billboard telling people to not have kids is sus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (rJ7Hd)

176 Not this guy though. More than anybody I've seen before him.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 03:08 PM (dGCAG)

Garland knows the rules as they are actually played.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

Right, but so did Holder, so did Bill Barr, so did any number of other guys who held that office, maybe all the way back to before they put a bullet in RFK's brain.

But this guy is just a straight up gangster, worse than anybody. There's a special level to his game. He's the Gretzky, the Jordan, the Babe Ruth of corrupt AG's.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (dGCAG)

177 SF has more dogs in it than children. Of course, three-quarters of the residents are queer as ducks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

I kinda like dogs more than people so...improvement?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (xcxpd)

178 Leftists are telling their own side to stop procreating. It's in everything they say and do with the ultimate assumption that mankind is a destructive force upon the world and it would be better without us at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
_______________

Of course, in their case, they're absolutely correct.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

179 Last time I drove around SF I counted 12 moving vans.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (MeG8a)

180 174 My church is filled with young families. Just as a point of comparison.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:15 P

Same, I was commenting a while back that there must be something in the coffee because we have many families that are growing.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:16 PM (xdNDi)

========

Cultures end up dominate if they show up. To show up in a generation, you have to be born. One side is being born more than the other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

181 I wouldn't advise watching it.

Posted by: Ham n'Egger at July 11, 2023 03:06 PM (R38qh)

At least the brave officer went home to his family that night!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (PHmov)

182 The global warming cult is pushing the no kid thing bigly. Which is fine by me. Anyone who is scared of a 0.2 degree increase of the planet’s temp is too retarded to have kids and should be sterilized anyway.

Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (KK6O+)

183 @150

>>The DOJ website has removed large and sometimes entire chunks about child trafficking and child sex crimes.

A lot of the bits that they removed were about how cross border illegal immigration creates human trafficking which give cover to child traficking.

The US government is now the worlds largest human trafficking and child slavery ring.

Not coincidently, the US IC/LE apparatus runs the worlds largest child **** distribution network.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (up/3i)

184 166 big billboard nearby that just says "Stop Having Children" in giant font.

What asshole city do I live in? you ask.

Austin.
Posted by: eleven

—-

Is it really a bad thing to encourage Austin progs to not have kids?
Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:14 PM (KK6O+)

Withholding judgement here. Billboard could be courtesy of the Association of Pissed Off Taxpayers.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (KbCG3)

185 havent heard of any discipline.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:13 PM
DaFuq.
Posted by: Minnfidel

I mean its pretty well established LO can shoot pets with impunity. "Oh it barked, I fel threatend" Hell part of the ATF plan of engagement includes executing any dogs they see on the property in a raid.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:18 PM (CIS44)

186 (Kathy Griffin's tits have entered the chat)
Posted by: The_Hoser at July 11, 2023 03:16 PM

I shouldn't have to clarify good bweb v.s. bad bweb. Ie: Kathy Griffin vs. Cake girl.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:18 PM (xdNDi)

187 174 My church is filled with young families. Just as a point of comparison.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:15 P

Same, I was commenting a while back that there must be something in the coffee because we have many families that are growing.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:16 PM (xdNDi)

In my TLM church, we have a couple young families that can only be described as platoon-sized.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 11, 2023 03:18 PM (N3zMI)

188 "The only people who would listen to that are leftists. "


That's a good point. The presumption of telling people what major life choices to make on a billboard like you expect to be obeyed is just galling to me.

Like face punch galling.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2023 03:18 PM (iziT8)

189 *cough* *cough* 'Faun' *cough* *cough*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, waxing pedantic at July 11, 2023 03:18 PM (N7OAi)

190 There is no death cruel enough for him.

Local spark of diversity hobo randomly kicks 17 year old Yorkie, took the dog a month to die. Same should go for (types, deletes).

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 11, 2023 03:18 PM (eW8BK)

191 Cultures end up dominate if they show up. To show up in a generation, you have to be born. One side is being born more than the other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

Born and then handed over to the public school system for 12-16 years of indoctrination.

Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:18 PM (KK6O+)

192 191 Born and then handed over to the public school system for 12-16 years of indoctrination.
Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:18 PM (KK6O+)

=======

Run for your local school board. Some places have really turned around that way. Not every school is inner city or filled with groomers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

193 So now there's a big billboard nearby that just says "Stop Having Children" in giant font.
.......

with a picture of a lady getting a facial?
You know, at the salon?

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

194 I kinda like dogs more than people so...improvement?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (xcxpd)
_____________

Agreed. (Especially in SF, where I grew up, before it turned hard left and queer)

I ask people, "When is the last time you met a dog you didn't like?" In my case, it was 40 years ago, when a neighbor - who was an asshole - had a dog who was also an asshole, and had bitten a number of people.

Then I ask, "When is the last time you met a PERSON you didn't like?" Most people end up looking at their watches.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

195 Garland is special though. He gives no f**ks whatsoever. As many times as we see the lawless pricks in DC with their smug indifference, they usually at least pay some lip service to the rule of law.
_____________

Thank God that a-hole didn't get on the Supreme Court. He'd have been even worse than Jumanji.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

I think that's why Garland is so lawless. He's after revenge. But most of the Justice department goes along with him, so fuck all of them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (xcxpd)

196 Is it really a bad thing to encourage Austin progs to not have kids?
Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:14 PM (KK6O+)

No, but even better is giving them that one way ticket to Portland.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

197 Garland seems like pure bloodless evil.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (VdGjU)

198 A lot of the bits that they removed were about how cross border illegal immigration creates human trafficking which give cover to child traficking.

The US government is now the worlds largest human trafficking and child slavery ring.

Not coincidently, the US IC/LE apparatus runs the worlds largest child **** distribution network.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

oh yah we lost 86000 kids.

umm what?

ya like they came in and we dont know where they went. WHOOPSIE. anywho

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (CIS44)

199 schroedinger's witness. is he lying or telling the truth? yes

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (B1FKF)

200 Having met some of the children that recent generations have pretended to raise, I am officially misanthropic enough to not lose any sleep over the baby bust.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (ppBhU)

201 191 Cultures end up dominate if they show up. To show up in a generation, you have to be born. One side is being born more than the other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

Born and then handed over to the public school system for 12-16 years of indoctrination.
Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:18 PM (KK6O+)

Thus, why they hate homeschooling - before, they could just demonize Catholic schools b/c there was only one "real" nationwide alternative...but now there's two, and the 2nd is available to all no matter the income or faith...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (exHjb)

202 with a picture of a lady getting a facial?
You know, at the salon?
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:19 PM

Well to be fair, you can't get pregnant from a facial.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (xdNDi)

203 Run for your local school board. Some places have really turned around that way. Not every school is inner city or filled with groomers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:19 PM (LvTSG)


Remember that story from a small Idaho town where the kid got suspended for saying there are two genders? Yes it is everywhere.

Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (KK6O+)

204 My thesis is front bewb > under bewb > side bewb

My thesis:

Bewbs!

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (Vu7A1)

205 Kabuki.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2023 03:21 PM (Uv0D2)

206 There's a great new doc on the Birth Gap from Birthgap.org which delves into the coming crisis and the causes, though they don't have the balls to mention feminism 2.0

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:21 PM (rJ7Hd)

207 And if his statements one way or the other at the time were not recorded (*and* the recordings survived, *and* someone is in a position to leak those recordings, *and* that person is willing to do so), we will never find out what he did or did not say. He's going to keep prevaricating.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:07 PM (t0OGg)

----------

Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable.

I hope that I live long enough to see these treasonous motherf*ckers reap the worldwind they've sowed and so richly deserve ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2023 03:21 PM (8kfkB)

208 big billboard nearby that just says "Stop Having Children" in giant font.

What asshole city do I live in? you ask.

Austin.
Posted by: eleven

Was it written in Spanish? If not, why not?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 11, 2023 03:21 PM (xcxpd)

209 How does the most well designed site on the whole internet become burdened with such unpleasant ads?
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at July 11, 2023 02:57 PM (Vu7A1)

Because the adservers are run by Google, and Google hates conservatives, and wants to drive viewers away from this site.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2023 03:21 PM (7y6dw)

210 203 Remember that story from a small Idaho town where the kid got suspended for saying there are two genders? Yes it is everywhere.
Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (KK6O+)

========

It's not, but okay.

If there's no hope at even the local level, then we might as well just give up completely and stop having kids.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:21 PM (LvTSG)

211 Garland is particularly repulsive for his completely one sided application of prosecutions.
Then, when we notice, he wraps himself in the flag and calls us terrorists...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2023 03:22 PM (MeG8a)

212
I get hearing aid ads. Maybe gooble knows me better than I would like to believe.
Posted by: Oddbob
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Mysteriously, I am receiving unsolicited retirement home flyers in the mail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2023 03:22 PM (N7OAi)

213 Well to be fair, you can't get pregnant from a facial.

--

Or one after marriage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 03:22 PM (ulgTA)

214 I predict that Weismann will adopt a defense of:

"I didn't bother to ask, but then again nobody denied me. And there's nothing illegal about lying to my staff before moving them out of the way, because they were questioning my authority!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 11, 2023 03:22 PM (OqSlY)

215 as far as young boys are concerned

The Scouts are international harvesters

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 03:23 PM (us2H3)

216 The Scouts are international harvesters
Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 03:23 PM (us2H3)

Love that vehicle

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:23 PM (CIS44)

217 Wesimann,
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:23 PM (xdNDi)

218 The Scouts are international harvesters
Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 03:23 PM (us2H3)

You make an interesting case...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2023 03:23 PM (9UlRk)

219 Hot out thar.
Posted by: JT at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM (T4tVD)

Birdbath status: simmering?
Posted by: spindrift

Just re-filled

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2023 03:24 PM (T4tVD)

220 Satan has a Garland poster over his bed

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 11, 2023 03:24 PM (VdGjU)

221 Withholding judgement here. Billboard could be courtesy of the Association of Pissed Off Taxpayers.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (KbCG3)

Sure, like Ana Kasparian, realizing all those taxes are costing HER!

I suspect it has more to do with lefties in Austin seeing Hispanic voters switching parties, and realizing their great migration plot is working against them.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

222 It's called the Birth Gap. We're well below as a planet to replace kids.

Thank you feminism and fiat currency.

So a billboard telling people to not have kids is sus.


Bill Gates has said out loud that to get to the WEF's dream feudal utopia 7.5 billion people must go away.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)

223 This callipygian blonde/brunette in very tight short shorts asks that people consider that boobs are awesome indeed but that they are not, after all, the end of the story:
https://is.gd/ydUeY7

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)

224 Drought here. We had record snow and a really cold wet spring. But now it's a full blown drought. The lake is down at least two feet at my cabin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (xdNDi)

225 Stop staring at my gentiles.

Posted by: Moses at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (Vu7A1)

226 223 This callipygian blonde/brunette in very tight short shorts asks that people consider that boobs are awesome indeed but that they are not, after all, the end of the story:
https://is.gd/ydUeY7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)

========

Can't tell her bust size.

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

227 Having met some of the children that recent generations have pretended to raise, I am officially misanthropic enough to not lose any sleep over the baby bust.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (ppBhU)
_______________

When I lived in Berkeley I was walking down the street when a ca. 12 year old boy came skipping toward me holding a piece of flaccid rhubarb or something like it. He was hitting things with it as he went, and when he went by me he hit me with it, right in the balls.

I grabbed him, picked him up, and shook him angrily.

His reaction? Fear? Anger? Remorse? No. His reaction was astonishment.

I put him down and continued walking while he stood dumbfounded, recovering after a minute to curse me out with every curse in the book.

He obviously never been held to account in his life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

228 204 My thesis is front bewb > under bewb > side bewb

My thesis:

Bewbs!
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at July 11, 2023 03:20 PM (Vu7A1)

This! Otherwise you are segregating Boobs into categories, which will lead to boobism!

And that leads to affirmative Action for Boobs, which are Falsies!

Fight that FALSE narrative!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 03:26 PM (oHd/0)

229 Bill Gates has said out loud that to get to the WEF's dream feudal utopia 7.5 billion people must go away.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)



We can help! - The Nuclear Triad

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2023 03:26 PM (gmo/4)

230 It's not, but okay.

If there's no hope at even the local level, then we might as well just give up completely and stop having kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:21 PM (LvTSG)

If a small rural town in one of the reddest states isn’t immune, then you go ahead and tell me where it is safe. In my own city which is heavy Republican, CRT is alive and well, schools have gender neutral bathrooms, and teachers just got one of the fastest raises in recent memory. Because even in supposed conservative areas, the education system is run by the far left.

Posted by: Montec at July 11, 2023 03:26 PM (KK6O+)

231 ... It's called the Birth Gap. We're well below as a planet to replace kids.

Thank you feminism and fiat currency. ...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:17 PM (rJ7Hd)
++++
Factors, yes.

A huge factor that is rarely discussed: the breakneck pace of urbanization in the recently-developed countries, particularly in the Far East.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:26 PM (t0OGg)

232
Despite Weiss having been appointed by Trump, the state's U. S. Senators and Congresscritters play a huge role in bringing forward candidates for the U. S. Attorney positions.

Weiss has never been far from the Dims' reservation.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2023 03:27 PM (LqSxR)

233 >>>This callipygian blonde/brunette in very tight short shorts asks that people consider that boobs are awesome indeed but that they are not, after all, the end of the story:
https://is.gd/ydUeY7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)

*golf clap* (for the commentary)

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 11, 2023 03:27 PM (WMS8b)

234 222 Bill Gates has said out loud that to get to the WEF's dream feudal utopia 7.5 billion people must go away.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)

OK, Bill. You have a deal. But I get to do the killing.

And wait until you get a load of my body count.

Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:27 PM (UnA8+)

235 This callipygian blonde/brunette in very tight short shorts asks that people consider that boobs are awesome indeed but that they are not, after all, the end of the story:
https://is.gd/ydUeY7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)
.......

she does look rather proud of the end.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

236 We can help! - The Nuclear Triad
Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2023 03:26 PM

The clot shot would like a word.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:27 PM (xdNDi)

237 125
'No video, no conviction. '

Completely reasonable. Same.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2023 03:27 PM (yvHe0)

238 This callipygian blonde/brunette in very tight short shorts asks that people consider that boobs are awesome indeed but that they are not, after all, the end of the story:
https://is.gd/ydUeY7

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM


She's got some junk in the trunk action going on there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2023 03:27 PM (ncXxy)

239 Adrenochrome: Q's child trafficking conspiracy theories in theaters now! The hit QAnon movie, "Sound of Freedom" is a "documentary" about rescuing children from child sex trafficking rings who abuse and kill children to extract Adrenochrome. The film breathes new life into the hair-on-fire loony right across the spectrum, from the Qs, christofascists, antisemitic hate groups, etc.

The plot: global elites (globalists and democrats) are kidnapping children, abusing them before killing them in order to extract human Adrenochrome to maintain their youth and prolong life.


How do we deprogram all these people? It's all so bizarre.

they might as well titled it, "Killery and the Jews are eating our babies." It's a very damaging form of antisemetism that is called "Blood Libel."

At least they have Sean Hannity promoting it on the radio. "Honestly, and I'm not getting paid to say this, but every American needs to see this great movie!"

Please meet Fabian Marta who runs “Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby” parties, who is also credited at the end of “Sound of Freedom.” He claims that he rescued the film after “Disney tried to bury it.”

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2023 03:28 PM (NCgXW)

240 Bill Gates has said out loud that to get to the WEF's dream feudal utopia 7.5 billion people must go away.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)
_____________

Let's see ... Seattle, Portland, SF, LA, Chicago, NYC, Baltimore, Atlanta, Detroit, St. Louis ... how many am I up to now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

241
Bill Gates has said out loud that to get to the WEF's dream feudal utopia 7.5 billion people must go away.

Posted by: Ian S.


Will no one rid us of this creep?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2023 03:28 PM (LqSxR)

242 Can't tell her bust size.

2/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM

They don't have to be big to make her hot. She is caliente!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:28 PM (xdNDi)

243 223 This callipygian blonde/brunette in very tight short shorts asks that people consider that boobs are awesome indeed but that they are not, after all, the end of the story:
https://is.gd/ydUeY7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)

Doin' the butt. Aw, sexy sexy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 11, 2023 03:28 PM (xcxpd)

244
Birdbath status: simmering?
Posted by: spindrift

Just re-filled
Posted by: JT
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A neighbor has informed me that such are breeding grounds for malaria-bearing mosquitoes, and I must take action to see to it that it does not happen in mine. Two blocks away there is a 6 acre lake with marshes. She has no plan for that...so far.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2023 03:28 PM (N7OAi)

245 A huge factor that is rarely discussed: the breakneck pace of urbanization in the recently-developed countries, particularly in the Far East.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:26 PM (t0OGg)

As wages are outpaced by pricing, people are scared off of having kids. So women delay until 30s , wherein their actual chances of child bearing drops significantly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:29 PM (rJ7Hd)

246 A huge factor that is rarely discussed: the breakneck pace of urbanization in the recently-developed countries, particularly in the Far East.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:26 PM (t0OGg)

I've looked a couple of times, but never found a good answer. Is there a difference in the birth rate between large Urban (cities) vs. Rural areas?

Are we hardwired NOT to have as many kids, if there are too many people around? Sounds like something that would be Darwinian...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 03:29 PM (oHd/0)

247 239 Adrenochrome: Q's child trafficking conspiracy theories in theaters now! The hit QAnon movie, "Sound of Freedom" is a "documentary" about rescuing children from child sex trafficking rings who abuse and kill children to extract Adrenochrome. The film breathes new life into the hair-on-fire loony right across the spectrum, from the Qs, christofascists, antisemitic hate groups, etc.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intre

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I'm going to go out there, not having seen the film, and say that this Adrenochrome angle is not in the film at all.

They are simply dismissing something the "other side" likes because the "other side" likes it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

248 ... they might as well titled it, "Killery and the Jews are eating our babies." It's a very damaging form of antisemetism that is called "Blood Libel." ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2023 03:28 PM (NCgXW)
++++
LOLWUT?

So discussing the child sex slavery problem is now not only "Qanon-adjacent," it's also antisemitic?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:29 PM (t0OGg)

249 239 Adrenochrome: Q's child trafficking conspiracy theories in theaters now! The hit QAnon movie, "Sound of Freedom" is a "documentary" about rescuing children from child sex trafficking rings who abuse and kill children to extract Adrenochrome. The film breathes new life into the hair-on-fire loony right across the spectrum, from the Qs, christofascists, antisemitic hate groups, etc.

The plot: global elites (globalists and democrats) are kidnapping children, abusing them before killing them in order to extract human Adrenochrome to maintain their youth and prolong life.

How do we deprogram all these people? It's all so bizarre.

they might as well titled it, "Killery and the Jews are eating our babies." It's a very damaging form of antisemetism that is called "Blood Libel."


Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

To the left, everything is anti-semitic.

Except Islam.

Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:30 PM (UnA8+)

250 238 This callipygian blonde/brunette in very tight short shorts asks that people consider that boobs are awesome indeed but that they are not, after all, the end of the story:
https://is.gd/ydUeY7

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM


She's got some junk in the trunk action going on there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2023 03:27 PM (ncXxy)

Her backfield's in motion

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 11, 2023 03:30 PM (xcxpd)

251 Bill Gates has said out loud that to get to the WEF's dream feudal utopia 7.5 billion people must go away.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)
........

so nuking, China, Inda and Pakistan only gets us halfway there?

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

252 238 This callipygian blonde/brunette in very tight short shorts asks that people consider that boobs are awesome indeed but that they are not, after all, the end of the story:
https://is.gd/ydUeY7

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM

She's got some junk in the trunk action going on there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2023 03:27 PM (ncXxy)

My wife has an ample backside. When she asks if a pair of pants makes her butt look big, it's insulting her to say no. I'm a huge fan (no pun intended).

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 11, 2023 03:30 PM (KbCG3)

253 The DOJ website has removed large and sometimes entire chunks about child trafficking and child sex crimes.

Probably nothing, just cartel owned individuals in key positions changing the DOJ's focus in these matters.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 11, 2023 03:30 PM (Bd6X8)

254 Adrenochrome

-

Gosh, that's a weird thing to bring up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 03:30 PM (ulgTA)

255 248 LOLWUT?

So discussing the child sex slavery problem is now not only "Qanon-adjacent," it's also antisemitic?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:29 PM (t0OGg)

=========

Sex slavery is now a fiction because all sex work has been classified as consensual.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

256 OK, Bill. You have a deal. But I get to do the killing.

And wait until you get a load of my body count.
Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:27 PM (UnA8+)

Simple criterion:

Linux users. Probably about half a million of 'em.

Sit everyone at a terminal. Anyone says "where's the Start Menu" gets culled. There's your ideal population.

Fuck You, Clippy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2023 03:31 PM (9UlRk)

257 So discussing the child sex slavery problem is now not only "Qanon-adjacent," it's also antisemitic?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:29 PM

They don't like their turf being taken over.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:31 PM (xdNDi)

258 VT is about to spew in my backyard

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 03:32 PM (us2H3)

259 Sex slavery is now a fiction because all sex work has been classified as consensual.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:30 PM (LvTSG)


The mental gymnastics going on to gloss over human trafficking is amazeballs.

The CIA themselves said that human trafficking is the largest industry, globally.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:32 PM (rJ7Hd)

260 Mine doesn't retain water long enough to breed anything.

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2023 03:32 PM (T4tVD)

261 Let's see ... Seattle, Portland, SF, LA, Chicago, NYC, Baltimore, Atlanta, Detroit, St. Louis ... how many am I up to now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
........

Not even close, we must blot out the sun!

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

262 We can help! - The Nuclear Triad
Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2023 03:26 PM

The clot shot would like a word.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:27 PM (xdNDi)

This is why there's going to have to be a Covid 23. Or 25 or 27... because too many of the "wrong" people never took the shot. Sure, they can kill off 90% of the rest of us who took at least the first doses, but among the folks who didn't are those who own guns and hate government.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 03:33 PM (dGCAG)

263 256 Simple criterion:

Linux users. Probably about half a million of 'em.

Sit everyone at a terminal. Anyone says "where's the Start Menu" gets culled. There's your ideal population.

Fuck You, Clippy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2023 03:31 PM (9UlRk)

Since I'm in charge of all deaths, I am exempt.

Sorry.

But if you want, everyone else who can't navigate it in text alone is gone.

Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:33 PM (UnA8+)

264 big billboard nearby that just says "Stop Having Children" in giant font.

What asshole city do I live in? you ask.

Austin.
Posted by: eleven
_____________

Leftists are too stupid to grasp that someday they'll be old and feeble, and they'll need younger people to do the more physically strenuous work, and to support them in their old age. Leftists seem to think that they'll be young, vigorous, and healthy forever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

265 I'm going to go out there, not having seen the film, and say that this Adrenochrome angle is not in the film at all.

They are simply dismissing something the "other side" likes because the "other side" likes it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Its not obviously, but Tim Ballard, the agent Cavizel plays has said that that is real and he has witnessed it in western africa

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:34 PM (CIS44)

266 238 This callipygian blonde/brunette in very tight short shorts asks that people consider that boobs are awesome indeed but that they are not, after all, the end of the story:
https://is.gd/ydUeY7

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM

Does she have a license to tow that trailer ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2023 03:34 PM (NtVYv)

267 I've looked a couple of times, but never found a good answer. Is there a difference in the birth rate between large Urban (cities) vs. Rural areas?

Are we hardwired NOT to have as many kids, if there are too many people around? Sounds like something that would be Darwinian...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 03:29 PM (oHd/0)
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Dunno about the "hardwiring" stuff, but in the Orient at least, yes - there is a correlation. And it makes sense, and it is rational.

70% of homes in major cities in Red China are smaller than 90 square meters (that is, 969 square feet). The average is closer to 650 square feet.

Now ask yourself: if you're living in 650-750 square feet and that is all you are likely to *ever* be able to afford, and affording a place even that big is a stretch, how many kids are you going to have?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)

268 How many Facebook and Tiktok users are there, Bill?

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

269 I'd slam her harder than a stuck trailer ball

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 03:35 PM (us2H3)

270 This callipygian blonde/brunette in very tight short shorts asks that people consider that boobs are awesome indeed but that they are not, after all, the end of the story:
https://is.gd/ydUeY7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)



There can be no argument in the end.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2023 03:35 PM (aD39U)

271 50 I don't get Garland. He's acting like a mafia consiglieri. He's not even hiding it, at all.

Every time I hear muttering of impeachment for the guy, it doesn't appear he slows down, or even acknowledge people are accusing him of "unlawful" activities.

It's like he's untouchable. What does he know that we don't?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 02:55 PM (dGCAG)


The DNC honchos promised him big rewards if he agreed to be the Junta's Grand Inquisitor Front Man. Lisa Monaco, of Obama Cabal, Inc., is the actual Grand Inquisitor. But she is too valuable in that job to expose her much to the public, the non-Lapdog Media, and the Republican House. Her public persona is slimier and more off-putting than Garland's. She's the scowling person off to Garland's side at all of his public announcements and lying proclamations of DoJ's total fairness towards all criminals.

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2023 03:36 PM (AMIL/)

272 Its not obviously, but Tim Ballard, the agent Cavizel plays has said that that is real and he has witnessed it in western africa
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:34 PM (CIS44)

He has said so in multiple interviews. People in W Africa believe that sacrificing a child who's scared to death and filled with Adrenalin will bring you good luck and fortune. So families are selling children because it's lucrative to do so.

Baal has never gone away.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:36 PM (rJ7Hd)

273 268 How many Facebook and Tiktok users are there, Bill?

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at July 11, 2023 03:37 PM (oY6Yp)

274 I do not care for a large caboose. A large caboose is equivalent to obesity to me.

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2023 03:37 PM (gmo/4)

275 Does she have a license to tow that trailer ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2023 03:34 PM (NtVYv)
........

I hope she has a backup beeper.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

276 finally being released form my remedial math prison

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2023 03:37 PM (CIS44)

277 >>>VT is about to spew in my backyard

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 03:32 PM (us2H3)

=======

Interesting. I was just texting to my brother to see how his daughter's family is doing. They live just north of the Lake Champlain Causeway.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 11, 2023 03:37 PM (WMS8b)

278 But if you want, everyone else who can't navigate it in text alone is gone.
Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:33 PM (UnA8+)
++++
LOL. I once recommended (tongue in cheek) a change to our technical interviews. Instead of the traditional interview, the candidate is given a blank PC, manuals and media and instructed to install Gentoo Linux to the point that he can be online and watching a YouTube video. Within 75 minutes. The only way to pass the interview would be to immediately sweep it all to the floor and calmly assert, "fuck you. It can't be done."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:37 PM (t0OGg)

279 248 ... they might as well titled it, "Killery and the Jews are eating our babies." It's a very damaging form of antisemetism that is called "Blood Libel." ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2023 03:28 PM (NCgXW)
++++
LOLWUT?

So discussing the child sex slavery problem is now not only "Qanon-adjacent," it's also antisemitic?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:29 PM

It's dog-whsitles within dog-whistles, man! We're all against pedophilia officially, but when the Right does it, it's for the wrong reasons!!!

Posted by: Rabid Leftists at July 11, 2023 03:37 PM (NCgXW)

280 274 I do not care for a large caboose. A large caboose is equivalent to obesity to me.
Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2023 03:37 PM (gmo/4)

the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin

word

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 03:38 PM (us2H3)

281
A neighbor has informed me that such are breeding grounds for malaria-bearing mosquitoes, and I must take action to see to it that it does not happen in mine. Two blocks away there is a 6 acre lake with marshes. She has no plan for that...so far.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Hand her a clear jar filled with white flour. Its label should read DDT and it must have a skull and crossbones beneath it. Admonish her, "Go now, and treat the nearby lake!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2023 03:38 PM (LqSxR)

282 How many Facebook and Tiktok users are there, Bill?
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
_____________

Let's start with all the programmers who were involved in Windows ME and Vista.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

283 Birdbath
Cleaned & filled

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (xhxe8)

284 We are being punked:

Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”

Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (uosPt)

285 Sex slavery is now a fiction because all sex work has been classified as consensual.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

This is their idealogical goal. We've only seen the very top of the perversion of these people. The human suffering will be unimaginable if they prevail.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (BdMk6)

286 279 It's dog-whsitles within dog-whistles, man! We're all against pedophilia officially, but when the Right does it, it's for the wrong reasons!!!
Posted by: Rabid Leftists at July 11, 2023 03:37 PM (NCgXW)

=========

"Pedophilia is wrong?! I cannot believe that DU would allow this attack on the MAP community!"
-Another DU poster

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

287 Interesting. I was just texting to my brother to see how his daughter's family is doing. They live just north of the Lake Champlain Causeway.
Posted by: Turn 2 at July 11, 2023 03:37 PM (WMS8b)

southern Berkshires here and we be all full up

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (us2H3)

288 the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin

word

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 03:38 PM (us2H3)


A lard ass is a lard ass.

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (gmo/4)

289 Adrenochrome

-

Gosh, that's a weird thing to bring up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 03:30 PM (ulgTA)

Yeah, I don't know if the child sex slave market has anything to do with adrenochrome... but I don't know that it doesn't.

Either way, stopping child sex slavery would have been one of those things the corporate media would have had no trouble getting behind. Until 2023.

Oh well. Thanks for showing your cards.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 03:40 PM (dGCAG)

290 278 LOL. I once recommended (tongue in cheek) a change to our technical interviews. Instead of the traditional interview, the candidate is given a blank PC, manuals and media and instructed to install Gentoo Linux to the point that he can be online and watching a YouTube video. Within 75 minutes. The only way to pass the interview would be to immediately sweep it all to the floor and calmly assert, "fuck you. It can't be done."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:37 PM (t0OGg)

Someone once told me he was going to teach me Linux. He sat me in front of a terminal and when I asked him to start shwoing me navigation commands, he just said "Sorry, you're just gonna have to start typing random shit until it does something. That's the only way you'll learn."

Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:40 PM (UnA8+)

291 One of my few beefs with Airplane! Shep the Golden would never have attacked the airline flunky but instead would have slobbered him to death.

---

That was probably part of the joke.

Posted by: Blotto Suburban White Woman at July 11, 2023 03:40 PM (uZ4Ij)

292 284 We are being punked:

Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”

Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (uosPt)

Unburdened by where they have been, I presume?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 11, 2023 03:40 PM (KbCG3)

293
How can members of the right even procure a dog whistle when the lefties have cornered and depleted the market?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2023 03:40 PM (LqSxR)

294 Hand her a clear jar filled with white flour. Its label should read DDT and it must have a skull and crossbones beneath it. Admonish her, "Go now, and treat the nearby lake!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2023 03:38 PM (LqSxR)


Thread winner hahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2023 03:40 PM (gmo/4)

295 Joe Biden making dementia cool.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 11, 2023 03:41 PM (VdGjU)

296 Birdbath
Cleaned & filled
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (xhxe
.......

How are the gophers doing? I'm up to seven confirmed kills this season.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

297 Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (uosPt)
++++
Well, she's not wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:41 PM (t0OGg)

298 He has said so in multiple interviews. People in W Africa believe that sacrificing a child who's scared to death and filled with Adrenalin will bring you good luck and fortune. So families are selling children because it's lucrative to do so.

Baal has never gone away.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:36 PM (rJ7Hd)
________________

Or killing albinos for good luck or something.

But all cultures are equally good and valid, except for ours, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

299 283 Birdbath
Cleaned & filled

slow down hot rod

Posted by: DanMan at July 11, 2023 03:41 PM (DB6tu)

300 Today in the annals of "transphobia" (aka "being in touch with reality"): a tranny is upset because his DNA test came back showing him to be a male, rather than the "woman" he claims to be.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2023 03:41 PM (Y6AXb)

301 PS: Lisa Monaco is the Deputy AG, Garland's official second-in-command. Guess what? The Deputy AG always has the job of directly overseeing the FBI, offloading that from the AG. Convenient, huh?

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2023 03:41 PM (AMIL/)

302 Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (uosPt)
_______________

Deep. VERY deep.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

303 Anyone can get where they're going, the important thing is going in style.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2023 03:41 PM (aD39U)

304
Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”

Posted by: DJ


Thees woman, she gets eet!

* chef's kiss *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2023 03:41 PM (LqSxR)

305 Someone once told me he was going to teach me Linux. He sat me in front of a terminal and when I asked him to start shwoing me navigation commands, he just said "Sorry, you're just gonna have to start typing random shit until it does something. That's the only way you'll learn."
Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:40 PM (UnA8+)
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What a dick. Linux absolutely *can* be taught. To synthesize it all and be able to find answers requires experience (and sometimes a lot of it), but that's not exactly the same thing. Linux operations and operating principles can be and routinely are taught.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:42 PM (t0OGg)

306 162 Without Andrew Jackson the Republic perishes, right there in its crib.

Without Jackson, the democrat party perishes in its crib.

That's a gift I'd like to return, Old Hickory.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2023 03:42 PM (yvHe0)

307 Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (uosPt)
______________

What next? "Dog spelled backwards is 'God.'"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

308 We are being punked:

Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (uosPt)

Jack Handy just shook his head and muttered "...the fuck?"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 11, 2023 03:42 PM (xPJvm)

309
Hey, Kamala! No matter where you're going, there you are!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2023 03:42 PM (LqSxR)

310 The only way to pass the interview would be to immediately sweep it all to the floor and calmly assert, "fuck you. It can't be done."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:37 PM (t0OGg)

I was in charge of Curriculum and Teaching for the Navy's Shore based Satellite Communication System. Final test was actually troubleshooting and fixing the system... but I ALWAYS threw in the hardest problem...

Nothing was wrong. Saying with authority to a Captain, or Admiral, that MY equipment is working, and its the other end that has problems, was a very needed ability.

This is also the problem students had the most trouble with.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 03:42 PM (oHd/0)

311 What next? "Dog spelled backwards is 'God.'"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:42 PM (YqDXo)




Whoa.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2023 03:43 PM (aD39U)

312 I grabbed him, picked him up, and shook him angrily.

His reaction? Fear? Anger? Remorse? No. His reaction was astonishment.

I put him down and continued walking while he stood dumbfounded, recovering after a minute to curse me out with every curse in the book.

He obviously never been held to account in his life.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:26 PM (YqDXo

At a baseball game on the 4th, A kid behind us was lifting up the seat bottom and banging it against the seat back, repeatedly. Parents didn't do anything. My wife turned around in her seat grabbed the kid and said stop it. Parents got all huffy and eventually got up left.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 11, 2023 03:43 PM (zQVw+)

313 247 I'm going to go out there, not having seen the film, and say that this Adrenochrome angle is not in the film at all.

i *have* seen the film. this adrenochrome angle is not in the film at all.

Posted by: anachronda at July 11, 2023 03:43 PM (oY6Yp)

314 I do not care for a large caboose. A large caboose is equivalent to obesity to me.
Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2023 03:37 PM (gmo/4)

the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin

word
Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 03:38 PM (us2H3)

Have never been attracted to fat-assed women. I've always liked my women built for speed.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 11, 2023 03:43 PM (BdMk6)

315 Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (uosPt)
........

and we will be the ones deciding where you need to go.
*cackle*

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

316 Hey, Kamala! No matter where you're going, there you are!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2023 03:42 PM (LqSxR)



Stand in the place that you are....

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2023 03:43 PM (gmo/4)

317 Someone once told me he was going to teach me Linux. He sat me in front of a terminal and when I asked him to start shwoing me navigation commands, he just said "Sorry, you're just gonna have to start typing random shit until it does something. That's the only way you'll learn."
Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:40 PM (UnA8+)
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So, it's a text-based adventure? Like Zork? If I type in the wrong command do I get eaten by a grue?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2023 03:44 PM (YIVH2)

318 Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (uosPt)
___________

She's angling to become SecTrans, putting Mayor Buttplug out to pasture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

319 307 Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (uosPt)

Translation : We're taking your cars and putting you on busses to your tenements in the city....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2023 03:44 PM (bs+z0)

320 313 247 I'm going to go out there, not having seen the film, and say that this Adrenochrome angle is not in the film at all.

i *have* seen the film. this adrenochrome angle is not in the film at all.
Posted by: anachronda at July 11, 2023 03:43 PM (oY6Yp)

=========

"Those dumb wingnuts complain about a 10 second kiss in Lightyear. Unlike us, who complain about shit that's not even in a movie!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

321 Nothing was wrong. Saying with authority to a Captain, or Admiral, that MY equipment is working, and its the other end that has problems, was a very needed ability.

This is also the problem students had the most trouble with.


This is my commenting strategy at the HQ. Nothing is wrong with my comments. It's all these assholes on the other end. Their grey boxes are dogshit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 11, 2023 03:45 PM (ppBhU)

322 She's the scowling person off to Garland's side at all of his public announcements and lying proclamations of DoJ's total fairness towards all criminals.
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2023 03:36 PM (AMIL/)

Hmmm, I've seen that face. Remarkably punchable, it is.

I've always said I would never hit a woman, but these days I'm told "a woman" is damn near impossible to define, so I'm gonna say she ain't one.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

323 What next? "Dog spelled backwards is 'God.'"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

Whoa.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2023 03:43 PM (aD39U)
______________

Heavy, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

324 To think, every step of the way in Kamala's career, people have ignored her idiocy in favor of her having a vagina from a certain ethnic group.

And t took her all the way to the White House. One look rug step from power.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:45 PM (rJ7Hd)

325 Linux isn't difficult. I have a computer running Ubuntu. I hear Mint is good also.
To install new software or drivers you sometimes need to know your way around Terminal (which is text based, command lines) but it's easier the more you do it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2023 03:46 PM (MeG8a)

326 Think of all those flooded electric vehicles catching fire in
Ben & Jerry Land...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 11, 2023 03:46 PM (TGPs7)

327 *loose

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:46 PM (rJ7Hd)

328 Today in the annals of "transphobia" (aka "being in touch with reality"): a tranny is upset because his DNA test came back showing him to be a male, rather than the "woman" he claims to be.

Delusional and retarded, all in one unattractive wrapper.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 11, 2023 03:46 PM (Bd6X8)

329 Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (uosPt)
.......

just might take a bit more time walking there.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

330 195
'I think that's why Garland is so lawless. He's after revenge. '

So am I. It would be a damn shame if Garland ended up in the courtroom of someone like me.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2023 03:46 PM (yvHe0)

331 Nothing was wrong. Saying with authority to a Captain, or Admiral, that MY equipment is working, and its the other end that has problems, was a very needed ability.

This is also the problem students had the most trouble with.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 03:42 PM (oHd/0)
++++
Oh, yes. This is hard to do well. I've never been military, but I have had to do with with CFOs and the like. It's always a minefield, and you *have* to come correct with hard facts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:47 PM (t0OGg)

332 313 247 I'm going to go out there, not having seen the film, and say that this Adrenochrome angle is not in the film at all.
--------
i *have* seen the film. this adrenochrome angle is not in the film at all.
Posted by: anachronda at July 11, 2023 03:43 PM (oY6Yp)

Those sneaky bastages! They actually LIED to us???

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 03:47 PM (dGCAG)

333 i *have* seen the film. this adrenochrome angle is not in the film at all.

It'd be cool if it was though. At some crucial point in the film, our hero would have to reluctantly eat a child for his adrenochrome to have the Hulk-like strength to save even more children. I should rough up a sequel.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 11, 2023 03:47 PM (ppBhU)

334 The issue with spheres, is that they are round.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:47 PM (rJ7Hd)

335 the flooding from Irene was actually worse than this

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 03:47 PM (us2H3)

336 Today in the annals of "transphobia" (aka "being in touch with reality"): a tranny is upset because his DNA test came back showing him to be a male, rather than the "woman" he claims to be.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2023 03:41 PM (Y6AXb)
++++
Good thing he won't be around to see what an anthropologist says about his skeleton.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2023 03:47 PM (t0OGg)

337 the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin

word
-----------------
the larger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2023 03:48 PM (ifUkZ)

338 325 To install new software or drivers you sometimes need to know your way around Terminal (which is text based, command lines) but it's easier the more you do it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2023 03:46 PM (MeG8a)

He was VERY insistent on "Terminal Only".

Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:48 PM (UnA8+)

339 How are the gophers doing? I'm up to seven confirmed kills this season.
Posted by: wth

8 coons here. My nemesis (es?).
That ain't a fat ass on that girl. That's a muscular ass.
Huge difference.

Posted by: MkY at July 11, 2023 03:48 PM (7UDfe)

340 Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (uosPt)


Safety, cost, time, and regulatory burden are unimportant to her. Actually, they can't be important to her - she has no clue about them.

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2023 03:48 PM (AMIL/)

341 Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, I actually started out on Unix, the forerunner to Linux, but have only dim recollection of the various command lines.

I should've kept up that knowledge.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

342 Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (uosPt)
______________

What next? "Dog spelled backwards is 'God.'"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

Also Kamala: , “trans” people are fundamentally part of transportation. It says so right in the word. Which is why we must be unburdened by the historical limits of gender. In this time. In which we are in. “.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2023 03:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

343 He was VERY insistent on "Terminal Only".
Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:48 PM (UnA8+)
++++
Real operators don't use GUIs.
Real programmers use assembly.

:: flicks coin ::

Here's a nickle, kid. Get yourself a better computer.

Posted by: Neck-bearded, fuzzy-toothed UNIX wizard! at July 11, 2023 03:50 PM (t0OGg)

344 "Remember that story from a small Idaho town where the kid got suspended for saying there are two genders? "

~and~ the assh*le Californian expat superintendent cancelled graduation for his class. No word on whether it got re-scheduled.

All because the lesbian teacher complained to her lesbian partner the sheriff's deputy.

At least the kid is now making bank with bumperstickers.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 11, 2023 03:50 PM (ou9hh)

345 Yea, in a sane world, sane people would agree that getting the word out about sexual slavery of kids is a good thing to bring awareness. Nope, they want to make is some cultural issue. Gee I wonder why they are called groomers?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 03:50 PM (xdNDi)

346 Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023 03:39 PM (uosPt)
_______________

"So if the Bloods are gonna do a drive-by on the Crips, we have to make sure they have the ability to cruise slowly past a corner in Crip turf."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2023 03:51 PM (YqDXo)

347 It'd be cool if it was though. At some crucial point in the film, our hero would have to reluctantly eat a child for his adrenochrome to have the Hulk-like strength to save even more children. I should rough up a sequel.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 11, 2023 03:47 PM (ppBhU)
---
I believe a sequel has already been planned. Based on the success of the first film, they will easily be able to move it to the development phase.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2023 03:51 PM (YIVH2)

348 Depends on what the definition of is is.

Posted by: polynikes at July 11, 2023 03:51 PM (MNhXM)

349 Safety, cost, time, and regulatory burden are unimportant to her. Actually, they can't be important to her - she has no clue about them.
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2023 03:48 PM (AMIL/)


To K. Harris , everything is an unknown unknown.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2023 03:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

350 " Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.” "

But making it so cars are more affordable by reducing the number of required "safety" add-ons isn't an option.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 11, 2023 03:51 PM (ou9hh)

351 It'd be cool if it was though. At some crucial point in the film, our hero would have to reluctantly eat a child for his adrenochrome to have the Hulk-like strength to save even more children. I should rough up a sequel.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 11, 2023 03:47 PM (ppBhU)

Is She-Hulk season 2 in the can yet? You could make the adrenochrome guy her nemesisisis. Not only will she be stronger than him, but also point out the hypocrisah of his ways.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2023 03:52 PM (dGCAG)

352 It's GORILLAS in the MIST. Not fawns.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2023 03:52 PM (RLLZj)

353 porcupines are my game

esp the young ones

big game hunter, sitting on an ATV with TNT and a pitchfork

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 03:52 PM (us2H3)

354 He was VERY insistent on "Terminal Only".

I taught myself Linux and turned that knowledge into a career as a Unix sysadmin. If it had been "Terminal Only" I wouldn't have been able to maintain my interest long enough to get there.

Your erstwhile teacher is kind of a shithead.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 11, 2023 03:53 PM (Bd6X8)

355 Kamala is what AI would look like if it was retarded.

Posted by: polynikes at July 11, 2023 03:53 PM (MNhXM)

356 Kamala: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ

She is after Buttigieg's job. She saw the word trans in it and thought how fun it would be to just throw parties with RuPaul and the gang.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2023 03:53 PM (oiNtH)

357 355 Kamala is what AI would look like if it was retarded.
Posted by: polynikes at July 11, 2023 03:53 PM (MNhXM)

=======

So, ChatGPT.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

358 354 Your erstwhile teacher is kind of a shithead.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 11, 2023 03:53 PM (Bd6X

I'm pretty sure he just didn't want to do it. He only set me up on a Terminal to scare/frustrate me off.

Which worked out for him, I guess.

Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2023 03:54 PM (UnA8+)

359 This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023

She is on a higher plane of consciousness.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2023 03:54 PM (DLfmN)

360 So far the wildlife is minding its own business, so my live and let live policy is holding up

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 03:55 PM (xhxe8)

361 Baal has never gone away.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 03:36 PM (rJ7Hd)

Not yet, but it will

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2023 03:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

362 the candidate is given a blank PC, manuals and media and instructed to install Gentoo Linux to the point that he can be online and watching a YouTube video. Within 75 minutes.

Step 1: install Docker...

Posted by: Oddbob at July 11, 2023 03:55 PM (nfrXX)

363 359 This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023

She is on a higher plane of consciousness.
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2023 03:54 PM (DLfmN)

========

I remember when someone took the first couple of paragraphs of one of Obama's autobiographies, put it on Facebook, and said it was written by Palin.

The left tore into it because it was so poorly written.

And then, they go on for years about how Obama can't talk because his brain is moving too fast for his mouth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 11, 2023 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

364 Joe is skipping tonight's big dinner with the other NATO leaders cause he's just too awesome.

And he can't stay awake that long. You can practically here Newsom firing up his campaign from here.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 03:55 PM (ZLI7S)

365 359 This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023

She is on a higher plane of consciousness.
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2023 03:54 PM (DLfmN)

There will never be an explanation for her that doesn't completely defy reality.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 11, 2023 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

366 359 This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2023

She is on a higher plane of consciousness.
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2023 03:54 PM (DLfmN)

---

Higher, lower, who are we to judge.?

Also Racist!

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2023 03:56 PM (RLLZj)

367 This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.”
Posted by: DJ

Real quote?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 11, 2023 03:56 PM (VdGjU)

368 LOL... Jill must have been pissed old Joe couldn't make the dinner.....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2023 03:56 PM (bs+z0)

369 Those coons are mean as shit. Last night I almost ran right into a skunk. A couple months ago during the day I walked around the greenhouse and there was this owl just standing there staring at me. Think stood almost three feet tall and was not afraid of me at all.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

370 "So discussing the child sex slavery problem is now not only "Qanon-adjacent," it's also antisemitic?"

You know how it is, when the other guy makes an unforced error and admits what he actually thinks?

Like saying that opposition to pedophilia is homophobic.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 11, 2023 03:57 PM (ou9hh)

371 Owl is mostly on your side, why would he be afraid.?
You did see if he had mail for you, right?

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 03:58 PM (xhxe8)

372 369 Those coons are mean as shit. Last night I almost ran right into a skunk. A couple months ago during the day I walked around the greenhouse and there was this owl just standing there staring at me. Think stood almost three feet tall and was not afraid of me at all.
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

Owl's buddy: Wow, didn't that dude scare you?

Owl: Who?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 11, 2023 03:58 PM (KbCG3)

373 369 Those coons are mean as shit. Last night I almost ran right into a skunk. A couple months ago during the day I walked around the greenhouse and there was this owl just standing there staring at me. Think stood almost three feet tall and was not afraid of me at all.
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

-----
Looking into any raptor's or owl's eyes is definitely like looking into the eyes of a hostile alien intelligence.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2023 03:59 PM (RLLZj)

374 So far the wildlife is minding its own business, so my live and let live policy is holding up
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 03:55 PM (xhxe
......

The gophers drive me insane and I think they know it.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

375 I have had chipmunks overtake my AO. Gonna have to start putting notches on the pellet gun like a fighter pilot. Last year I lost count at over 30 KIA.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 04:00 PM (xdNDi)

376 Owls are very cool birds. One of my favorites in the avian world.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 11, 2023 04:00 PM (BdMk6)

377 Adrenochro-o-ome
They give us the nice tight asses
They stop us from needing glasses
They make all our organs new today, oh yeah

Posted by: Paul Simon first draft at July 11, 2023 04:00 PM (Mv5p/)

378 LOL... Jill must have been pissed old Joe couldn't make the dinner.....
Posted by: It's me donna

Too bad. I was looking forward to reading about a massive food fight and hair pulling when Zelensky storms into the dining hall pissed at the NATO members.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2023 04:01 PM (oiNtH)

379 So far the wildlife is minding its own business, so my live and let live policy is holding up
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 03:55 PM

Same, unless I am hunting for sustenance. But the chipmunks are outta control. Getting in my garage, shed, nesting in the truck engine, digging in my landscaping. War has been declared. My new dog is even in on the action. Little pup caught one the other day.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 04:02 PM (xdNDi)

380 If NATO would have had the dinner pre Matlock it would have been fine. I mean 6:30 is pretty f'ing late man.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2023 04:03 PM (xdNDi)

381 nood disney

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 11, 2023 04:05 PM (ou9hh)

382 The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.

Posted by: David St. Hubbins at July 11, 2023 04:06 PM (uZ4Ij)

383 "In June, news broke that Hunter Biden accepted a plea deal with federal prosecutors limited to two misdemeanor tax crimes and a felony count of illegal firearm possession. The latter charge will be dropped following 24 months of sobriety."

THAT'S why all the bs about the coke at the WH....

Posted by: oldowan at July 11, 2023 04:07 PM (pBK/x)

384 Now is the phase when all the lies start catching up and the players are unable to reconcile conflicting claims.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2023 04:07 PM (RIvkX)

385 ssh, vi
that's it

Also inline with the above, Kamala seems to be hoping the next profound pronouncement is her Churchillian realignment -- forgiving all the forgiving, if you think about it, the moment and the time of 'this' moment is to think of the forthcoming forgiving and our time and in our time we'll realign Churchillian.... record skip

The new pattern is keywords forward til the end repeat, say the line, go backwards, these.key.phrases.

That Kamala is searching is absurd. The random ordering and utterance of words is her chance.

All word salads must be tossed.


btw, cavuto with Haley is cavuto. OrangeBadMan.
Haley is the new 'Iron Lady'. bwahahaha

Posted by: micky at July 11, 2023 04:15 PM (3byMq)

386 Come on, The Ho in the Oval Office will be a hoot for the English language

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 05:10 PM (xhxe8)

387 384 Now is the phase when all the lies start catching up and the players are unable to reconcile conflicting claims.

If people have forgotten, the above quote is what we call optimism.

Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2023 05:51 PM (7N/Zu)

388 Like Father like son and their both are Traitors just like with most all liberal Democrats are

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 11, 2023 05:57 PM (wGqjj)

389 test

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2023 06:48 PM (i5lJm)

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