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rome.jpg
Castle Sant'Angelo (Castle of the Holy Angel), Rome
photo by @bendeckalejandro
"It was initially commissioned by the Roman Emperor Hadrian
as a mausoleum for himself and his family.
The building was later used by the popes as a fortress and castle,
and is now a museum."

Dead Man's Curve.

The Amalfi Coast.

A big pour.

Cows!

This dog has designs on her man.

Synchronized surfing.

This dog just cvcked a lion.

Letting an alligator know you're not lunch -- and that as a matter of fact, maybe he is.

If the fairway is filled with kangaroos, do the rules say I can move my ball?

An old one, but still cute: Cool it, it's the screws!

Hero dog!

Cat is within days of actual human speech.

Moose at full gallop. Probably faster than you were expecting.

The Infiltrator.


Oh no, an e-dog. A hound-thot.

Making her debut on OnlyFleas...

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 07:21 PM




Comments

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1 Sant'Angelo Castle.

Benn there for the meeting of my asshole of the month club. I had a special parking spot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 11, 2023 07:23 PM (u82oZ)

2 >>>Sant'Angelo Castle.

thank you, I didn't know what it was.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2023 07:24 PM (KRtlO)

3 Oh, the spy who loved me.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 11, 2023 07:24 PM (goJt/)

4 Really funny Bond video

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2023 07:25 PM (RIvkX)

5 >>>Cows!

I was happy to see one of them stopped to smell the Prius, because what's the point if you don't take time to enjoy the finer things in life.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 11, 2023 07:26 PM (klJTj)

6 Big Serge has the 15th installment in his Maneuver Warfare series out. It's the usual great stuff. This time on the Wehrmacht's actions aftet they knew they had lost in the East.

Bigserge dot substack dot com.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 11, 2023 07:26 PM (IULgb)

7 I didn't know that someone had started FleaTok for animals who make their own videos.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 11, 2023 07:27 PM (oGiDo)

8 >>>Sant'Angelo Castle.

thank you, I didn't know what it was.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2023 07:24 PM (KRtlO)

Originally built as the tomb of Hadrian, converted to the use of the pope in the Middle Ages. Awesome piece of history.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2023 07:28 PM (guGkK)

9 I’m thinking there were no test runs on the track before the race.

Posted by: polynikes at July 11, 2023 07:28 PM (MNhXM)

10 Loud cat:

Let me in and feed me, you bitch!

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 11, 2023 07:28 PM (ufFY8)

11 I'm so happy I got to see the Amalfi Coast as a young seafarer. It's like Big Sur, only civilized.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2023 07:28 PM (MeG8a)

12 That’s not a moose. It’s Michael Obongo out for his morning roadwork.

You can tell from the antlers duct taped at the back.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2023 07:29 PM (R/m4+)

13 Fun fact. Baby owls taste like cotton candy too.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 07:29 PM (iayUP)

14 Bond and the STDs was never filmed. Nor was Bond and the 12 paternity suits.

He was the disposable link in the Intel world, because the Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) got the real intelligence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 11, 2023 07:29 PM (u82oZ)

15 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 07:30 PM (xhxe8)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2023 07:30 PM (T4tVD)

17 OK, love the Bond Song....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 11, 2023 07:30 PM (oHd/0)

18 That talking cat might be speaking Chinese.

Posted by: Toad-O at July 11, 2023 07:30 PM (cct0t)

19 Rhodesian Ridgebacks are awesome dogs.

Posted by: polynikes at July 11, 2023 07:31 PM (MNhXM)

20 "His friends sold him out! Shame on them."
I've seen that guilty face before at my house.
It's hard to be mad when they do it.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2023 07:31 PM (NpAcC)

21 Benvenuto Cellini was imprisoned in (& escaped from) Castel Sant' Angelo back in the 1500-somethings over a beef about the Pope paying his invoices (more-or-less, in a manner of speaking ... )

one of the great autobiographies, ya oughta readit!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 11, 2023 07:32 PM (dwh5k)

22 It must have been nice to have the power and resources to build a castle like that. You just point at a cliff and say "Build it there".

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 07:33 PM (iayUP)

23 Hadrian was a decent emperor. But, boy, was he ever totes ghey.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2023 07:34 PM (xTRSc)

24 Lamont is back!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2023 07:34 PM (nt9oY)

25 Like the Pope already didn't have the choice of the finest, most opulent apartments, villas, castles, ceiling art anywhere, he had to pilfer Hadrian's grave? Be better Pope.

Posted by: Head Pontificator at July 11, 2023 07:35 PM (T0tUU)

26 No permits or zoning requirements. No trade unions, no environmental impact statements, just "build it right there".

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 07:35 PM (iayUP)

27 Look at the white dogs blaming the dog of color.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 07:35 PM (ZLI7S)

28 A delightful lack of aromaticity in the Café tonight!

Thank you, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2023 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)

29 Castle Sant Angelo----Illuminatii, Illuminatii!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2023 07:36 PM (aE1El)

30 Hadrian was a decent emperor. But, boy, was he ever totes ghey.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2023 07:34 PM (xTRSc)

Yep. You have to be good to be included in The Five Good Emperors Club.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2023 07:36 PM (guGkK)

31 Willowed:

Even funnier?

>>That's where our cars are going when we're forced to switch to EVs no one wants in order to save the Congo:


Even more funnier? In 2016 Hunter Biden helped the Chinese buy that Cobalt mine from US based Freeport McMoran. Then Grandpa Feelings crippled the US auto industry and pushed expensive, highly combustible golf carts on us with batteries from Congo by way of China.

Posted by: JackStraw

--

And IIRC banned mining for EV components here in the U.S. shortly after his son (and maybe Kerry's boy, too) had signed a big lucrative deal with a Chinese company that just so happened to mine the very things that he locked U.S. industries out of.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 07:37 PM (ulgTA)

32 The moose at full gallop out front should’ve told ya.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2023 07:37 PM (xTRSc)

33 "A delightful lack of aromaticity in the Café tonight
Thank you, Ace!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

72 hour deodorant is tight!

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 07:37 PM (iayUP)

34 My sister has had Rhodesian Ridgebacks on her North Texas farm for years. Good dogs, relentless workers, kinda scary. But only seem to last 9-10 years.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 11, 2023 07:39 PM (oWBc3)

35 Not to be confused with Monte San'Angelo or St. Micheal's Cave in the Gargano Region inland from Foggia and Bari.

"I am Michael the Archangel and am always in the presence of God. I chose the cave as sacred to me. There will be no more shedding of bull's blood. Where the rocks open widely, the sins of men may be pardoned. What is asked here in prayer will be granted. Therefore, go up to the mountain cave and dedicate it to the Christian God."

Saint Michael also told the Bishop there was no need to consecrate the cave since the Archangel had already done so.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 07:39 PM (I/1AJ)

36 I laughed way too hard at the James Bond video.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2023 07:39 PM (Wnv9h)

37 I'll take Rapin' Hoe for 200 Alex.

Posted by: Sean Connery, Jeopardy contestant at July 11, 2023 07:40 PM (ssESX)

38 Yep. You have to be good to be included in The Five Good Emperors Club.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2023 07:36 PM

The first rule of The Five Good Emperors Club...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2023 07:41 PM (Wnv9h)

39 I coulda bought the Amalfi Coast.

Too busy.

Posted by: AoSHQ humblebrag at July 11, 2023 07:42 PM (iziT8)

40 M'erfkin Judo !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2023 07:42 PM (NtVYv)

41 Owls make quite a fancy nest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2023 07:42 PM (63Dwl)

42 Nobody likes a rat fink. OK, maybe we do.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2023 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

43 Bond ain’t SIGINT.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2023 07:42 PM (glGDV)

44 >>And IIRC banned mining for EV components here in the U.S. shortly after his son (and maybe Kerry's boy, too) had signed a big lucrative deal with a Chinese company that just so happened to mine the very things that he locked U.S. industries out of.

Changing US policy to help your biggest foe while hurting the US sounds an awful lot like treason.

But then I'm kind of an Ultra MAGA rightwing lunatic.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)

45 Changing US policy to help your biggest foe while hurting the US sounds an awful lot like treason.

But then I'm kind of an Ultra MAGA rightwing lunatic.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)


America is a total Griftocracy at this point. There's no saving it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2023 07:43 PM (guGkK)

46 Not to be confused with Monte San'Angelo or St. Micheal's Cave in the Gargano Region inland from Foggia and Bari.

"I am Michael the Archangel and am always in the presence of God. I chose the cave as sacred to me. There will be no more shedding of bull's blood. Where the rocks open widely, the sins of men may be pardoned. What is asked here in prayer will be granted. Therefore, go up to the mountain cave and dedicate it to the Christian God."

Saint Michael also told the Bishop there was no need to consecrate the cave since the Archangel had already done so.
Posted by: Anna Puma

WHOA !

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2023 07:44 PM (T4tVD)

47 Tonight's Mega Million cash jackpot* is just over $300 million.

*before taxes and stuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 07:44 PM (I/1AJ)

48 Moose out front will stomp a mud hole in you.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 11, 2023 07:45 PM (fY84s)

49 Hope race car driver didn't die

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 07:45 PM (xhxe8)

50 Anna Puma

Best of luck in the Mega Mils and Powerball !

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2023 07:45 PM (T4tVD)

51 M'erfkin Judo !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2023 07:42 PM (NtVYv)

My favorite part

Posted by: polynikes at July 11, 2023 07:45 PM (MNhXM)

52 Penguins bring paying customers. Those who forgo their utility suffer where it hurts the most-their pocketbook.

Posted by: Penguin In Bondage Boing! at July 11, 2023 07:45 PM (T0tUU)

53 Tonight's Mega Million cash jackpot* is just over $300 million.

*before taxes and stuff.
Posted by: Anna Puma

----

Don't forget the 10% for the Angry Loon (the Big Guy?).

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 11, 2023 07:46 PM (oGiDo)

54 Nobody likes a rat fink. OK, maybe we do.
Posted by: wth

'fink' spelled backwards is 'knif' (pronounced - ken IF)
- Ghoulardi probably around the late 60's.

"Cool it with the Boom Booms!!"

Posted by: Brie Larson at July 11, 2023 07:46 PM (OjHyA)

55 Anna or if The Biden Crime Family wins 0

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 07:46 PM (xhxe8)

56 The owls are adorable.

Posted by: Infidel at July 11, 2023 07:47 PM (0zJ6Q)

57 "Tonight's Mega Million cash jackpot* is just over $300 million."

My chance of winning is greater than the chance that the Bidens will suffer the consequences of their treason while they exist on Earth. And I didn't buy a ticket.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 07:47 PM (iayUP)

58 Thanks JT

I would be happy with just winning a nice bit of it. The whole jackpot? Yikes that is scary insane territory.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 07:47 PM (I/1AJ)

59 Moose. I had night time ABS deployment for an elk stag in North Dakota. Huge. Then saw the female in the rear view mirror in the brake lights. Huge! Don’t FAFO these huge beasts.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2023 07:47 PM (glGDV)

60 That Castle Sant'Angelo is one heck of a townhouse.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 11, 2023 07:48 PM (qxLut)

61 Cicero (@cicero43)

The flagrant looting started in 2008 when Obama was inaugurated. Looting the corpse started when Biden was inaugurated.

Change my mind, if you dare.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 11, 2023 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

62 Pffft. Consecrated or not, St. Michael never had as much fun in his cave as I had in my Grotto.

Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner at July 11, 2023 07:49 PM (T0tUU)

63 So, when does the boob thread begin?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2023 07:50 PM (xTRSc)

64 Thanks JT

I would be happy with just winning a nice bit of it. The whole jackpot? Yikes that is scary insane territory.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I hear ya.

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2023 07:50 PM (T4tVD)

65 Weird thing? Evidently moose have poor eyesight. So they'll come over and stomp the noise.

Posted by: MkY at July 11, 2023 07:50 PM (cPGH3)

66 63 So, when does the boob thread begin?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2023 07:50 PM (xTRSc)

—————

At comment 63.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2023 07:51 PM (u73oe)

67 The bonus hole is one of the perks in the spy game.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 11, 2023 07:51 PM (fY84s)

68 That first link; Rally Racing is fun and insane. That wasn't FIA WRC though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 11, 2023 07:52 PM (sAmhv)

69 Moose can pull rabbits out of their hats.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2023 07:52 PM (xTRSc)

70 >>America is a total Griftocracy at this point. There's no saving it.

It's so out in the open now nobody who is remotely paying attention can't pretend they don't see what's going on.

Last night the DOJ indicted an Israeli businessman who offered to tell the DOJ about the Biden family crimes, including Joe's, and one of the charges was a FARA offense for working for the same frigging company Hunter worked for. Even Saddam Hussein would have told Uday to dial back the corruption if he was this obvious.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

71 "Penguins bring paying customers. Those who forgo their utility suffer where it hurts the most-their pocketbook.
Posted by: Penguin In Bondage Boing!"

Prostitute penguins?

Posted by: The wet side of the bed at July 11, 2023 07:53 PM (iayUP)

72 Hope race car driver didn't die
Posted by: Skip
----
Ah. But what about the navigators?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2023 07:53 PM (E1eJA)

73 Moose kill more humans than bear.
If they get you on the ground, the enstompening occurs.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2023 07:53 PM (MeG8a)

74 Hero dog vid looks like a set-up.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 11, 2023 07:53 PM (Dqqzp)

75 Castle Sant'Angelo...the Amalfi Coast...what are you trying to do to me ?! another few pics like that and I will drop everything and fly to bella Italia...

Posted by: The Paolo at July 11, 2023 07:54 PM (V13WU)

76 Pen-pen enters chat swigging a beer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 07:54 PM (I/1AJ)

77 hahahahah !! that was awesome

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 07:54 PM (V13WU)

78 Changing US policy to help your biggest foe while hurting the US sounds an awful lot like treason. But then I'm kind of an Ultra MAGA rightwing lunatic. Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)

America is a total Griftocracy at this point. There's no saving it. Posted by: Cicero

I contend we are in the post grift stage aka straight up looting the treasury.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 11, 2023 07:54 PM (qxLut)

79 Moose kill more humans than bear.

Moose are selective, and killing bears is hard work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2023 07:55 PM (guGkK)

80 Italia, gelato alla fragola

Ahhh....

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 07:55 PM (I/1AJ)

81 73 Moose kill more humans than bear.
If they get you on the ground, the enstompening occurs.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2023 07:53 PM (MeG8a)
----
Getting hit by a moose hauling it like the one in the video would end a human of any size!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 11, 2023 07:55 PM (ssESX)

82 66 OK, then.

Jennie McCarthy and Carmen Electra just had this car-washing in bikinis thing going on.

Can’t link it from my phone.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2023 07:55 PM (xTRSc)

83 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2023 07:56 PM (gJ70H)

84 I contend we are in the post grift stage aka straight up looting the treasury.

--

It's weird, but that's a predictable stage of color revolutions.

Same as the new officials pursuing and charging/jailing the ousted leader who actually won the election.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 07:56 PM (ulgTA)

85 69 Moose can pull rabbits out of their hats.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2023 07:52 PM (xTRSc)

---

That trick never works.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2023 07:57 PM (RLLZj)

86 Penguins bring paying customers who lack any sense of smell.
Posted by: Penguin In Bondage Boing! at July 11, 2023 07:45 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2023 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

87 I've been banned form Twitter so I can't watch the vids. My appeal was turned down. Maybe my appeal shouldn't have been "f*ck you I'm glad I'm banned." Well, it sounds worse now that I said it again..

Posted by: Paulie Goomba 'get atta hea'. at July 11, 2023 07:58 PM (or2+y)

88 my friensh, these yahoos are using the old playbook. they cannot aymore ! not in the digital age we live in, where you can get to the bottom of things. before, they could make you believe that this or that "war for democracy" was justified. but now, with all the info resources the Truth comes out. and you see all the lies, all the manipulation.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 07:58 PM (V13WU)

89 I need to stop surfing AmiAmi...

https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=FIGURE-152170

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 07:58 PM (I/1AJ)

90 Can’t link it from my phone.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

My. My oh my.
I'll be back soon, Im sure.

Posted by: MkY at July 11, 2023 07:58 PM (cPGH3)

91 I don’t get the references to penguins around here.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2023 07:59 PM (xTRSc)

92 I once had a moose chase my 65 VW Beetle down a dirt road. I almost didn't get away. The next year a black bear invited himself to dinner and then took a tour of the back seat of the same car. He wouldn't leave my camp until a couple dachshunds showed up and chased the bear up a tree. And then there was that time I was hunting grouse in Alberta and a grizzly walked out of the bush about 50' in front of me - I instantly became much closer to Jesus.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 11, 2023 08:00 PM (qxLut)

93 ace has not posted any penguin links for a long time. he is obviously afraid of certain commenters who whine like the day is long. ace ! teach them a life lesson, teach them that woke whining leads to nowhere! post penguins !

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 08:01 PM (V13WU)

94 Hollywood braces for actors strike.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=80jwrRIIj78&t=10s

I guess the best time to kick them is when they're down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 11, 2023 08:01 PM (FVME7)

95 I need to stop surfing AmiAmi...

https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=FIGURE-152170
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 07:58 PM (I/1AJ)

Find me and I'll grant your every wish!

Posted by: The Winning Powerball Numbers at July 11, 2023 08:01 PM (gJ70H)

96 I thought it was Castle Sanct Michael D'Angelo.

Saint Michael the archangel.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 11, 2023 08:02 PM (jgJfd)

97 I think those owlets are fake.

But they are both cute and decorative.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 11, 2023 08:02 PM (ou9hh)

98 >> I once had a moose chase my 65 VW Beetle down a dirt road. I almost didn't get away. The next year a black bear invited himself to dinner and then took a tour of the back seat of the same car. He wouldn't leave my camp until a couple dachshunds showed up and chased the bear up a tree. And then there was that time I was hunting grouse in Alberta and a grizzly walked out of the bush about 50' in front of me - I instantly became much closer to Jesus.

All out of dachshunds?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

99 "Originally built as the tomb of Hadrian"

Poor Hadrian. I'll cherish the thumbdrive of classical music he sent me

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 11, 2023 08:02 PM (VMFAF)

100 I don’t get the references to penguins around here.


==

for a $1000 , I will reveal the truth to you.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 08:02 PM (V13WU)

101 for a $1000 , I will reveal the truth to you.
Posted by: runner

Pshaw! I'll do it for $999.95, and throw in a paint job!






Posted by: Earl Scheib at July 11, 2023 08:04 PM (cPGH3)

102 Please please winning lottery numbers find me tonight! ^_^;

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 08:05 PM (I/1AJ)

103 " I don’t get the references to penguins around here.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"

There is nun.

Posted by: The wet side of the bed at July 11, 2023 08:05 PM (iayUP)

104 I think those owlets are fake.

But they are both cute and decorative.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 11, 2023 08:02 PM
******
I think you're right.
ace goes back to posting as Lamont.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2023 08:05 PM (NpAcC)

105 I thought it was Castle Sanct Michael D'Angelo.

Saint Michael the archangel.


That's what it looks like to me.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2023 08:06 PM (OjHyA)

106 26 No permits or zoning requirements. No trade unions, no environmental impact statements, just "build it right there".

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 07:35 PM (iayUP)

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Imagine trying to form a union or even complain .... "Just crucify him right in the center so he can watch the initial construction. O, and Whip him every hour of daylight."

Posted by: Ciampino - Rome is where it is at July 11, 2023 08:06 PM (qfLjt)

107 " I think those owlets are fake."

Everybody knows bird aren't real. I thought this was settled.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 08:07 PM (iayUP)

108 There is nun.

Posted by: The wet side of the bed at July 11, 2023 08:05 PM (iayUP)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Paulie Goomba 'get atta hea'. at July 11, 2023 08:07 PM (or2+y)

109 "Just crucify him right in the center so he can watch the initial construction. O, and Whip him every hour of daylight."
Posted by: Ciampino

When I am elected King, your King will be in need of such a person.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2023 08:08 PM (OjHyA)

110 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2023 08:08 PM (BRHaw)

111
Poor Hadrian. I'll cherish the thumbdrive of classical music he sent me
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 11, 2023 08:02 PM (VMFAF)

__________

I'm not dead yet. Really, I'm feeling better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2023 08:08 PM (MoZTd)

112 I'm not dead yet. Really, I'm feeling better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2023 08:08 PM (MoZTd)


Just get in a ready.

Posted by: Cart guy at July 11, 2023 08:10 PM (or2+y)

113 >>>I don’t get the references to penguins around here.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

>Before there was otter butt sex at the AOSHQ there was penguin rape. Watch your six.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 11, 2023 08:10 PM (fY84s)

114 87 I've been banned form Twitter so I can't watch the vids. My appeal was turned down. Maybe my appeal shouldn't have been "f*ck you I'm glad I'm banned." Well, it sounds worse now that I said it again..

Posted by: Paulie Goomba 'get atta hea'. at July 11, 2023 07:58 PM (or2+y)
----
Have you spoken to The Man?
(cues Godfather music)

Posted by: Ciampino -- Rome is where it is at July 11, 2023 08:11 PM (qfLjt)

115 That cat sounds like an angry, drunk Irish midget.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:13 PM (rJ7Hd)

116 >>That cat sounds like an angry, drunk Irish midget

Kinda redundant.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 08:14 PM (ZLI7S)

117 That cat sounds like an angry, drunk Irish midget.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
______________

So somebody needs to overlay that audio on a Biden speech.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 11, 2023 08:14 PM (Dm8we)

118 116 >>That cat sounds like an angry, drunk Irish midget

Kinda redundant.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 08:14 PM (ZLI7S

Fair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:15 PM (mE7cY)

119 Just about every day our cat Dexter has some new vocalization I've never heard from him before. I don't know if he's trying to sound like us or what, but its amazing the variety he can meow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2023 08:16 PM (0hOvj)

120 I thought Dolphins were the rapists?

When did Penguins get in on it?

I know sea otters are sneki buttsecs rapists.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:16 PM (mE7cY)

121 Hollywood braces for actors strike.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=80jwrRIIj78&t=10s

I guess the best time to kick them is when they're down.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 11, 2023 08:01 PM (FVME7)
***

Taps Giv-O-Shit Meter.
Nothing.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2023 08:17 PM (e4fEA)

122 So somebody needs to overlay that audio on a Biden speech.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 11, 2023 08:14 PM (Dm8we)


And one of Kamala nodding her head.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:17 PM (mE7cY)

123 That reminds me of a joke my son the bartender told me:

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.....

Posted by: goatexchange at July 11, 2023 08:18 PM (Y9uXz)

124 Taps Giv-O-Shit Meter.
Nothing.

Funny, mine seems dead too. Maybe its a computer virus or something

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2023 08:19 PM (0hOvj)

125 I thought Dolphins were the rapists?

When did Penguins get in on it?


Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:16 PM (mE7cY)

Broken telephone...

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 08:19 PM (V13WU)

126 Out in the shiny night, the rain
Was softly falling
The tracks that ran down the boulevard had
All been washed away

Out of the silver light, the past came softly calling
And I remember the times we spent
Inside the Sad Cafe

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2023 08:19 PM (BRHaw)

127 Ok groomer.

@Article3Project. April 1, 2022

Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson's record of sentencing those who possessed and distributed child pornography is dangerous, and the Senate must not vote to confirm her.


But Clarence Thomas took a trip with a friend!

@KevinTober 94

.
@BretBaier
: "The AP reports Justice Sonia Sotomayor's staff prodded public institutions where she was set to visit to buy her memoir or her children's book...Sotomayor made at least $3.7 million from her books since joining the court in 2009." All three networks ignored this!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)

128 That cat has a filthy mouth. I hope my pussy never talks like that.

Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at July 11, 2023 08:21 PM (iayUP)

129 An actors strike? I support that. Make it permanent.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 08:22 PM (iayUP)

130 Hollywood braces for actors strike.
***
Taps Giv-O-Shit Meter.
Nothing.

Are the writers still on strike? Don't really need actors if you don't have writers, now do ya?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 11, 2023 08:23 PM (nfrXX)

131 @BretBaier
: "The AP reports Justice Sonia Sotomayor's staff prodded public institutions where she was set to visit to buy her memoir or her children's book...Sotomayor made at least $3.7 million from her books since joining the court in 2009." All three networks ignored this!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)


Summary:
The AP, realizing no one will ever do anything to their side, reports on Sotomayor's illegal shit so to rub it in the faces of conservatives everywhere.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:23 PM (mE7cY)

132 That reminds me of a joke my son the bartender told me:

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.....
Posted by: goatexchange at July 11, 2023 08:18 PM

My favorite Irish joke.

Two Irishmen walk past a bar.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 11, 2023 08:23 PM (zQVw+)

133 That alligator pan to the snout...Could someone do that to the Z-man over in Ukeland?

Posted by: sTevo at July 11, 2023 08:23 PM (8i+57)

134 All your arty munitions are belong to us!

Posted by: Z-Cat at July 11, 2023 08:25 PM (4I/2K)

135 I know that the Ukraine thing is quid pro quo. I just don't know what the west gets.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:26 PM (mE7cY)

136 Star trek is on. It's the one with the Tribbles and the prettiest Klingons you have ever seen.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 08:27 PM (iayUP)

137 If you going to quote or paraphrase Zero Wing get it right.

"Viewscreen off."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2023 08:27 PM (I/1AJ)

138 This is a humor post, right?? Funny story then… took my car to get serviced, got home and parked it in the garage. Wife pulled out and there was a puddle of oil. So I got out the scissor jack ( funny things scissor jacks, they are the Judas of tools) cranked up the car and tightened the oil plug.. nearly a turn and a half it took.
Anyway, I laughed and laughed and laughed….

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2023 08:27 PM (PCK5/)

139 >>Summary:
The AP, realizing no one will ever do anything to their side, reports on Sotomayor's illegal shit so to rub it in the faces of conservatives everywhere.


Probably. But I wouldn't be surprised if the calls for Clarence Thomas to resign quiet down a bit. One of the few things Republican Senators actually seem to care about is the SC.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)

140 "Posted by: tubal "

I'd be pissed and the manager would get an earful. Check your oil because it's probably low.

I do my own oil changes because of crap like that. Who knows if they even put in the brand and type of oil they say they do?

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 08:30 PM (iayUP)

141 James Bond LOL.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 11, 2023 08:33 PM (MvF+J)

142 Those white dogs. Always pinning the blame on the brown ones.

Posted by: Canine racism! at July 11, 2023 08:34 PM (uoAlb)

143 I do my own oil changes because of crap like that. Who knows if they even put in the brand and type of oil they say they do?
Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 08:30 PM (iayUP

I especially worry about this as I run synthetic. Given the cost, it makes me wonder if that oil dispenser labeled synthetic is hooked up to a vat of 10w30 au natural.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:34 PM (mE7cY)

144 Joy Behar is turned on by Biden's "F-ing F this, you F-ing no-good F-ers!"

But Trump said PUSSY!

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2023 08:35 PM (krQz2)

145 listening to Tucker's interview. Hey , did you know there are THREE US military bases in Romania ? What a nice deal.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 08:35 PM (V13WU)

146 My thinking is the payments to a few to 10s of millions to the likes of the Biden Crime Family are peanuts to the payers, then the hundreds of millions given back to the payers, be it Ukraine, China or any other are done or else all comes out.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 08:35 PM (xhxe8)

147 Those dogs with the deer: can he come in and eat with us, mom?

The cat: Oh great, there goes the house.

Posted by: GWB at July 11, 2023 08:35 PM (vQrdQ)

148 I leave the Golf Channel on in the background most days.

Today, they've been absolutely capitated by the Senate hearing regarding the Saudi's and the PGA Tour partnership.

Nothing will put you off your feed faster than seeing Dick "stolen Valor" Blumenthal's ugly mug ALL FUQING DAY LONG.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 11, 2023 08:36 PM (CCSxw)

149 They look like marshmallows

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 08:36 PM (xhxe8)

150 Way past my bedtime
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2023 08:37 PM (xhxe8)

151 is there a country where we don't have a military base? And the world is basically at peace, other than a few regional scuffles here and there. George Washington is spinning in his grave.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 08:37 PM (V13WU)

152 Who knew the Rutger Hauer final scene in Blade Runner was going to be prophetic in our times?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 11, 2023 08:38 PM (oWBc3)

153 @140, yes!
THIS !!!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 11, 2023 08:38 PM (dwh5k)

154 I know that the Ukraine thing is quid pro quo. I just don't know what the west gets.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:26 PM (mE7cY)

no, the entire war was instigated by the US and probably the UK. they gambled on Uke's foolishness. they read them well.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 08:39 PM (V13WU)

155 @151, the US is a warmongering state. Tearfully sad, but true.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 11, 2023 08:39 PM (oWBc3)

156 "is there a country where we don't have a military base? And the world is basically at peace"

A neocon would respond that the latter is due to the former.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 11, 2023 08:41 PM (MvF+J)

157 Jennie McCarthy and Carmen Electra just had this car-washing in bikinis thing going on.

Can’t link it from my phone.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2023 07:55 PM (xTRSc)

Aren't they both pretty high-milers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2023 08:42 PM (mU+8L)

158 US foreign policy has been raped by worthless minions over the last..30 years ? same with the military , patriotism and natural desire to serve the country cynically abused to make the elite very rich.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 08:43 PM (V13WU)

159 Prettiest Klingons?

I only remember some ugly ones in TNG with really, really great cleavage.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 11, 2023 08:45 PM (jgJfd)

160 It's weird, but that's a predictable stage of color revolutions.

Same as the new officials pursuing and charging/jailing the ousted leader who actually won the election.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 07:56 PM (ulgTA)

I believe the only person to stop, or prevent a color revolution is Vladimir Putin, who ended one in one of the 'Stans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2023 08:45 PM (mU+8L)

161 Epoch Times: US Government Says Inability to Censor You Causes It ‘Irreparable Harm’

https://tinyurl.com/4svuwwb6

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2023 08:45 PM (gJ70H)

162 VERY rich ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 11, 2023 08:45 PM (dwh5k)

163 apropos...Tucker can take over for Rush. he can do his twitter, he can do radio too. spread your wings, Tucker!

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 08:45 PM (V13WU)

164 VERY , VERY, rich ..

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 08:46 PM (V13WU)

165 Holy Hell I have stayed at Motel 6s better than Embassy Suites. They have let this brand go to absolute shit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2023 08:46 PM (1MDmS)

166 "Judas of Tools", not heard that one before. What does that mean?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 11, 2023 08:46 PM (mCh4j)

167 I always had a thing for Carmen Electra.

I am kinda high mileage myself.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 11, 2023 08:46 PM (jgJfd)

168 he can't do funny like Rush

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 11, 2023 08:46 PM (dwh5k)

169 we're due to win one these fuckers

can't lose them all

Posted by: Tori Nuland at July 11, 2023 08:46 PM (us2H3)

170 Bo Snerdley can get you started..

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 08:46 PM (V13WU)

171 I only remember some ugly ones in TNG with really, really great cleavage.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 11, 2023 08:45 PM (jgJfd)

Lursa and B'Etor. Killed at the end of Generations.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2023 08:47 PM (gJ70H)

172 Dogs will rat you out (especially if you're holding), but cats will never tell.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 11, 2023 08:48 PM (KAi1n)

173 does not have to BE Rush , he will be Tucker. he can be his own funny. and do his own thing. But he can talk to the people, say his own TRUTH.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 08:48 PM (V13WU)

174 "Prettiest Klingons?
I only remember some ugly ones in TNG with really, really great cleavage.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse"


These Klingons could be in a boy band. Scotty had to kick their butts though cause they called the Enterprise a "garbage scow".

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 08:48 PM (iayUP)

175 "US foreign policy has been raped by worthless minions over the last..30 years ?"

These days I wonder if US policy has always been shit, but we just never knew it. Wonder if any of the history we've read is true.

So weird that 30 years ago, the left was antiwar and anticorporate, the right was prowar and procorporate, and now it's very close to completely reversed.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 11, 2023 08:48 PM (MvF+J)

176 no s#i#, hire snerdley fr a million a year; innit worth a shot?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 11, 2023 08:49 PM (dwh5k)

177 Lursa and B'Etor. Killed at the end of Generations.

Oh well. None of get out of here alive.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 11, 2023 08:49 PM (jgJfd)

178 >>Who knew the Rutger Hauer final scene in Blade Runner was going to be prophetic in our times?

I've .... seen things you people wouldn't believe

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 08:49 PM (ZLI7S)

179 Tucker on the radio would be great. Bongino doesn't do humor either.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 08:50 PM (iayUP)

180 @175, affirm, innit weird?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 11, 2023 08:50 PM (dwh5k)

181 178 >>Who knew the Rutger Hauer final scene in Blade Runner was going to be prophetic in our times?

I've .... seen things you people wouldn't believe
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 08:49 PM (ZLI7S)


All the shrooms, I'm not surprised.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:50 PM (mE7cY)

182
is there a country where we don't have a military base?

North Korea

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2023 08:52 PM (63Dwl)

183 "Aren't they both pretty high-milers?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

I think many of us here have passed the 100k mark and are hoping for 200k but will settle for 185k or so.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 08:52 PM (iayUP)

184 How many election cycles in the past have conservatives been told that their preferred choice has no path to win the general as they say with trump now? I can remember back to the 88 election where HW was the only one who could win, then Dole, and W on down the line. I imagine the same was said of Reagan in 80 and 84.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2023 08:53 PM (1MDmS)

185 Nothing will put you off your feed faster than seeing Dick "stolen Valor" Blumenthal's ugly mug ALL FUQING DAY LONG.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 11, 2023 08:36 PM (CCSxw)

I can’t believe that everyone he questions doesn’t mention his stolen valor in some way. I sure would.
The only one who made sense today was Rand Paul (something I never thought I’d say) who was appalled at the fake outrage over the saudis and golf and human rights abuses… when he tried to get Congress to stop selling the saudis actual weapons, which has a direct impact on human rights, Congress said “pffffttttt”.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2023 08:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

186 >>I believe the only person to stop, or prevent a color revolution is Vladimir Putin, who ended one in one of the 'Stans.

Kazakhstan. Were not so coincidentally we also had a bio lab.

Vlad even came out and publicly stated he would not allow anymore color revolutions in former Soviet satellites. Shockingly it got almost no coverage in western media.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 08:54 PM (ZLI7S)

187 @151, the US is a warmongering state. Tearfully sad, but true.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 11, 2023 08:39 PM (oWBc3)

I would submit that the progressive donk left and the rino republican owned mic are the real warmongers. Our average FUSA citizen wants nothing to do with constant war. Unfortunately, the average FUSA citizen is too fucking stupid to realize what their stolen votes are doing.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 11, 2023 08:55 PM (3CCua)

188 These days I wonder if US policy has always been shit, but we just never knew it. Wonder if any of the history we've read is true.

You could probably make the case going back to the Korean war. But honestly the Spanish American war was sketch, and the lead up to 1812.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2023 08:55 PM (1MDmS)

189 Well now I'm listening to the Swedish version of Sabaton's "Gott mit uns" on loop for no particular reason.... dang if that ain't a song to get riled up to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2023 08:55 PM (9UlRk)

190 >>All the shrooms, I'm not surprised.

Bomba Shack. Full moon.

My God, it's full of stars.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)

191 Originally built as the tomb of Hadrian, converted to the use of the pope in the Middle Ages. Awesome piece of history.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Been reading Dan Simmons' "Hyperion Cantos" SF books the past few weeks, and the castle is a prominent feature in books 3 and 4. Best SF series I've read in quite a while.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 11, 2023 08:56 PM (kjOVp)

192 I don't think we have a military base in Russia.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:57 PM (mE7cY)

193 "How many election cycles in the past have conservatives been told that their preferred choice has no path to win the general as they say with trump now? "

Nobody ever remembers the predictions that don't come true.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 08:57 PM (iayUP)

194 Moose at full speed.
********
Once I was chased by a bull moose while hunting elk in Idaho during the moose rut. I inadvertently interrupted his tryst with his girlfriend. He was pissed.

Posted by: Cosda at July 11, 2023 08:57 PM (hcQZi)

195 North Korea
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2023 08:52 PM (63Dwl)

hmmm...DMZ is 160 mi long and 2.5 mi wide...

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 08:58 PM (V13WU)

196 The switch that flipped for me to realize it was time to retire from the Army was the realization that we make war to keep defense contractors paid. And we fund NGOs to clean up the messes we make, and those NGOs are all connected to family members of congress.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2023 08:58 PM (1MDmS)

197 is there a country where we don't have a military base?

Wakanda

Posted by: VP Kamala at July 11, 2023 08:58 PM (4I/2K)

198 I don't think we have a military base in Russia.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:57 PM (mE7cY)

explains Ukraine, no ?

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 08:59 PM (V13WU)

199 Hollywood braces for actors strike.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=80jwrRIIj78&t=10s

--

That reminds me.

ace, you really need to see / read this if you haven't:

https://tinyurl.com/2ymeoqns


"POV: I’m an experienced screenwriter—and I’m also on welfare. My story highlights the importance of the writers’ strike"

"I’m also a single mom on welfare, relying on three different part-time jobs to fund my screenwriting career. I’m $50,000 in debt, and I share a bed with my 9-year-old in a one-bedroom apartment in Inglewood, California, because I can’t afford Los Angeles rent."

(Hey, maybe your husband could help, but marriage bad because GRRL POWER I guess. Comically she even admits that her job is useless in the article, and that's why you should pay her more)

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 08:59 PM (ulgTA)

200 "Once I was chased by a bull moose while hunting elk in Idaho during the moose rut. I inadvertently interrupted his tryst with his girlfriend. He was pissed.
Posted by: Cosda "

Wow! No wonder he bit your sister!

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 08:59 PM (iayUP)

201 188 The situation makes me hesitant to take a convicted stand on any political issue anymore, since everything I've experienced in seven decades of life has apparently been an op.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 11, 2023 08:59 PM (MvF+J)

202 We have military bases in places where there is no country.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)

203 Do we have a base in England or do we just share a base?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:59 PM (mE7cY)

204 The switch that flipped for me to realize it was time to retire from the Army was the realization that we make war to keep defense contractors paid. And we fund NGOs to clean up the messes we make, and those NGOs are all connected to family members of congress.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2023 08:58 PM (1MDmS)

just so

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 09:00 PM (V13WU)

205 I don't think we have any bases in China. Could be wrong.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2023 09:01 PM (1MDmS)

206 >>Dead Man's Curve.


Goin' too fast
Saw it, right off...

Posted by: DB - Nixon's the one at July 11, 2023 09:01 PM (geLO8)

207 This is worth the read if you haven't yet:

"Who’s really running Biden White House? Patrick Wood has the answer: Clue — it’s the same folks who’ve been pretty much running every administration since 1976"

https://tinyurl.com/2j3qqj5c

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 09:01 PM (ulgTA)

208 He's got a fantastic quote at the end.

"It’s time to stop seeing only what you think you know and start knowing what you can clearly see. "

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 09:02 PM (ulgTA)

209 There are no US military bases in Peruvia.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 09:02 PM (iayUP)

210 Whoops!

ESPN Undergoes Layoffs, Firing 20 On-Air Personalities

bit.ly/44pEwRR

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2023 09:02 PM (9J0M0)

211 My wife is watching Americas Got Talent. I have never wanted to punch her as bad as right now. I feel stupider for having been exposed to it

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 11, 2023 09:02 PM (flINI)

212 "we make war to keep defense contractors paid"

I was so very skeptical of that before this year.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 11, 2023 09:02 PM (MvF+J)

213 We have a base in Gao, Mali. Been there. 100 miles outside of Timbuktu.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2023 09:03 PM (1MDmS)

214 ..and the poor relatives who cannot get into the NGO racket, create NFPs that get some tertiary funding.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 09:03 PM (V13WU)

215 (Hey, maybe your husband could help, but marriage bad because GRRL POWER I guess. Comically she even admits that her job is useless in the article, and that's why you should pay her more)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 08:59 PM (ulgTA)

What makes you think she ever had a husband?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2023 09:03 PM (mU+8L)

216 Putin set a trap to break up NATO

and, as usual, we walked right into it

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 09:04 PM (us2H3)

217 Who knew the Rutger Hauer final scene in Blade Runner was going to be prophetic in our times?

I've .... seen things you people wouldn't believe
Posted by: JackStraw


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2023 09:04 PM (9J0M0)

218 Putin set a trap to break up NATO

and, as usual, we walked right into it
Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2023 09:04 PM (us2H3)


Silver lining then.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2023 09:05 PM (PY/t0)

219 Military bases in Antarctica? Here's one guy's take:
https://tinyurl.com/5n83hbxd

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 11, 2023 09:06 PM (MvF+J)

220 I don't think we have any bases in China. Could be wrong.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2023 09:01 PM (1MDmS)

If China lands in taiwan under one china policy, we might...

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 09:06 PM (V13WU)

221 sad

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 09:07 PM (V13WU)

222 Nobody ever remembers the predictions that don't come true.
Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 0

All predictions about us from The left come down to either fascism or Hitler. Or both.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2023 09:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

223 I have watched the first TV I have seen in over a year this week. It is all intolerable drivel.

One thing that struck me is how smug and condescending the CNN and MSNBC hosts are to anything remotely republican. Like, republicans are so stupid and beneath contempt, it isn't even worth talking about them, except with the fascination one has with watching brine shrimp swim in a tank. And it struck me, the GOPe is trying to impress these people. Chris Christie wants the MSNBC hag to say something nice about him. That is it. That is all that drives them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2023 09:08 PM (1MDmS)

224 I don't normally keep tabs of Joe's Harem open but I keep going back to the Thicc girl from this afternoon.

Childbearing hips right there.

https://bityl.co/JnnY

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2023 09:08 PM (PY/t0)

225 Cat Ass Trophy

The US Navy had bases in China, in WWII. One near Mongolia, a weather centered base, won an award for the lowest rate of VD. Bet they felt proud.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 11, 2023 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

226 Those dogs are a bunch of narcs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2023 09:09 PM (KFhLj)

227 "except with the fascination one has with watching brine shrimp swim in a tank."

Hey! I'm an Independent!

Posted by: A sea monkey at July 11, 2023 09:10 PM (iayUP)

228 My wife is watching Americas Got Talent. I have never wanted to punch her as bad as right now. I feel stupider for having been exposed to it
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

Scary that almost every first world country has their own edition of that show, substituting local Big Club Members for the ones on ours. Everything about it (ours and the foreign versions) strikes me as blatantly Satanic. Same with "The Voice" and that "Masked Singer" garbage, which I've only ever seen ads for.

I can't put my finger on it, but it's like an evil spirit I can see, like Roddy Piper with the glasses in They Live.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 11, 2023 09:10 PM (kjOVp)

229 Don't we have a base on the backside of the Moon?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2023 09:11 PM (4I/2K)

230 Alligator dude with the pan is Captain Socrates.

Posted by: Editor at July 11, 2023 09:11 PM (4DcbE)

231 Childbearing hips right there.

https://bityl.co/JnnY
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2023 09:08 PM (PY/t0)

***

Good on plow

Posted by: Boral Sagdiyev at July 11, 2023 09:11 PM (flINI)

232 Power projection, baby!

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 09:11 PM (V13WU)

233 More like power ejaculation.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 09:12 PM (V13WU)

234 A bit more about this woman:


"After graduating Cambridge, Fowler traveled to over fifty different countries working as a chef, a sailor, a bar-tender, a supermarket checkout girl and a waitress before finding herself in New York City in 2005. While attempting to obtain a work visa she worked as a stripper in Manhattan, writing about her experiences on her blog"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2023 09:12 PM (E1eJA)

235 Kill your TVs.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 11, 2023 09:12 PM (MvF+J)

236 More like power ejaculation.
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 09:12 PM (V13WU)

*Peter North has entered the chat*

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2023 09:13 PM (4I/2K)

237 The US Navy had bases in China, in WWII. One near Mongolia, a weather centered base, won an award for the lowest rate of VD. Bet they felt proud.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 11, 2023 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

And in a completely unrelated coincidence, one of the highest rates of Lackanooki.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2023 09:13 PM (mU+8L)

238 Putin set a trap to break up NATO

and, as usual, we walked right into it

We did not walk into a trap. We ran into it at full speed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 11, 2023 09:13 PM (Bd6X8)

239 Kill your TVs.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 11, 2023 09:12 PM (MvF+J)

Yes.

Posted by: Elvis, in a Texas nursing home with JFK at July 11, 2023 09:14 PM (4I/2K)

240 Thunderthighs, we called them

Posted by: DB - Nixon's the one at July 11, 2023 09:14 PM (geLO8)

241 I don't normally keep tabs of Joe's Harem open but I keep going back to the Thicc girl from this afternoon.

Childbearing hips right there.

https://bityl.co/JnnY
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2023 09:08 PM

Bunk!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2023 09:14 PM (Wnv9h)

242 The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 09:15 PM (V13WU)

243 Oops, neglected to give reference:

ace, you really need to see / read this if you haven't:

https://tinyurl.com/2ymeoqns
--------
A bit more about this woman:


"After graduating Cambridge, Fowler traveled to over fifty different countries working as a chef, a sailor, a bar-tender, a supermarket checkout girl and a waitress before finding herself in New York City in 2005. While attempting to obtain a work visa she worked as a stripper in Manhattan, writing about her experiences on her blog"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2023 09:15 PM (E1eJA)

244 "Who’s really running Biden White House? Patrick Wood has the answer: Clue — it’s the same folks who’ve been pretty much running every administration since 1976"

https://tinyurl.com/2j3qqj5c
Posted by: Moron Robbie

An excellent read. This is why I balk when people talk about "Trump's DOJ" or "Trump's (fill in the blank) Department". Defense, Energy, Education...

Trump didn't have agencies, or departments. The Deep State is above the office of President. They employ presidents, not the other way around. Even DoD said Fuck You to Trump for four years.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 11, 2023 09:15 PM (kjOVp)

245 Newsweek: Photos Show Bud Light With Costco 'Death Star' Amid Plummeting Sales. In other words, Costco maybe in the process of discontinuing carrying Bud Light.
And to think it is happening right in the middle of pride season and the implosion of Indy 5.

https://tinyurl.com/43xssyjy

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 11, 2023 09:16 PM (qxLut)

246 What makes you think she ever had a husband?

--

I didn't phrase it well, but that was what I was aiming for. Life can be a lot easier if you don't do stupid stuff. Being married and having someone to help carry the load - and tell you "look, maybe paying other people tens of thousands of dollars every year so you can tell everyone you're a writer is a horrible idea" - can be very useful in surviving.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 09:16 PM (ulgTA)

247 Have you ever thought about the rope that holds up Elle May's britches?

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 09:16 PM (iayUP)

248 Marmot gets a bath.

https://youtu.be/eAOzj9f9wX4

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 11, 2023 09:18 PM (qxLut)

249 And in a completely unrelated coincidence, one of the highest rates of Lackanooki.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------

I had an English Professor (ex Navy) who wrote a poem, 'Lola From Lackanookie'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2023 09:18 PM (E1eJA)

250 Childbearing hips right there.

https://bityl.co/JnnY
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2023 09:08 PM

Ah said gaw'DAYUM!!!!

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2023 09:19 PM (gJ70H)

251 Childbearing hips right there.

https://bityl.co/JnnY
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2023 09:08 PM (PY/t0)

***

Good on plow
Posted by: Boral Sagdiyev


Stronk. Like bull.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2023 09:19 PM (9J0M0)

252 I didn't phrase it well, but that was what I was aiming for. Life can be a lot easier if you don't do stupid stuff. Being married and having someone to help carry the load - and tell you "look, maybe paying other people tens of thousands of dollars every year so you can tell everyone you're a writer is a horrible idea" - can be very useful in surviving.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 09:16 PM (ulgTA)

Maybe her kid is another of Hunter's bastards. She needs to get a paternity test.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2023 09:19 PM (mU+8L)

253 >>"Who’s really running Biden White House? Patrick Wood has the answer: Clue — it’s the same folks who’ve been pretty much running every administration since 1976"

I would argue that it goes back further than that although I don't doubt that many of these globalist organizations that seed the government and "think tanks", what an ironic term, have outsized influence over our foreign policy and have probably since the League of Nations.

The same highly educated globalists who brought us the L of N, the EU, the UN and disaster after disaster around the world for over 100 years never seem to go away no matter how many times they are wrong. Then when a Trump comes along they attack like he is a virus because that might mean the end of their cushy jobs.

Trump had a bare bones foreign policy team that was mostly him. Every single thing he did was opposed to the globalist way and he kept getting things done and they hated him for it.

Go to any major university anywhere in the country and they preach the same drivel as the Tri and they spit out new geniuses like Susan Rice and Jake Sullivan like chiclets. And they are always wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 09:20 PM (ZLI7S)

254 JackStraw, have you ever read the Wikipedia entry for "Think Tank"?

That one page is the starting point for a thousand rabbit holes.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 11, 2023 09:22 PM (kjOVp)

255
"After graduating Cambridge, Fowler traveled to over fifty different countries working as a chef, a sailor, a bar-tender, a supermarket checkout girl and a waitress before finding herself in New York City in 2005. While attempting to obtain a work visa she worked as a stripper in Manhattan, writing about her experiences on her blog"
Posted by: Mike Hammer

--

Wow.

So I searched her name for more articles, and... Well, it's worth the time just to understand that these are the people who are banning gas stoves and cars that work. It makes perfect sense when you realize they don't understand a single thing, but she's $50K in debt from a useless Cambridge degree, and that means she's smarter than you.

https://tinyurl.com/y5bps5c4

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 09:22 PM (ulgTA)

256 The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 09:15 PM (V13WU)

Roger Waters is a prick, but he's a damn good lyricist.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 11, 2023 09:22 PM (T/Lqj)

257 Who’s really running Biden White House?

==


It's a Collective...

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 09:23 PM (V13WU)

258 >Who’s really running Biden White House?

the former obama White House
that's my guess, anyway

Posted by: DB - Nixon's the one at July 11, 2023 09:24 PM (geLO8)

259 >>JackStraw, have you ever read the Wikipedia entry for "Think Tank"?

>>That one page is the starting point for a thousand rabbit holes.

I haven't but it sounds like a good rainy day time waster.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 09:26 PM (ZLI7S)

260 Who’s really running Biden White House?

the former obama White House
that's my guess, anyway
Posted by: DB - Nixon's the one

That is where I land on this topic. Biden is a figurehead for Hope and Change's 3rd term.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 11, 2023 09:27 PM (qxLut)

261 So I searched her name for more articles, and... Well, it's worth the time just to understand that these are the people who are banning gas stoves and cars that work. It makes perfect sense when you realize they don't understand a single thing, but she's $50K in debt from a useless Cambridge degree, and that means she's smarter than you.
------

This popped out: "During the pandemic, I applied for – and received – $17,500 of SBA money. That application took just minutes to complete."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2023 09:27 PM (E1eJA)

262 Some lady calling to speak to my son(19 years old) about his experience in school and what he thought of his education. I let her know what my son thought of his education. Didn't swear, didn't raise my voice and was tactful in telling her what absolute trash the education system and the people who run are. That felt good.
There's three JROD's. She got the wrong one but still would have heard the same thing.

Posted by: JROD at July 11, 2023 09:28 PM (IlL6s)

263 Double Whammy. They allowed a lot of hard core communists kicked out of Germany by you know who in the 1930s to emigrate to the USA , they formed the core nucleus of the “Institute for Social Research”, at the Universities this is the basis of Critical Theory. Then after WWII they imported a bunch of nazis who were propaganda specialists, mind control specialists, and chemical warfare specialists. Ostensibly to fight the cold war, but like everything else, it got deployed against America and Americans.

Every enemy “we” fight, they end up surrendering to. Invade the world, invite the world.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 11, 2023 09:28 PM (BgFL8)

264 My niece has to travel from time to time for schooling at different hospitals. This time it was in Pennsylvania.
She found out after she got to her hotel that they were having a Furry convention that week-end. She said a couple of drunk ones fell into the fountain. She said said it was weird seeing them.

Posted by: Gwenn at July 11, 2023 09:31 PM (9Gr7n)

265 "This popped out: "During the pandemic, I applied for – and received – $17,500 of SBA money. That application took just minutes to complete."
Posted by: Mike Hammer,"

Then she squandered it living in LA. I didn't get shit so now we are even.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2023 09:31 PM (iayUP)

266 Biden sundowns and has to skip official NATO Summit Dinner, Blinken Fills-In. In other news we are out of ammo.

https://tinyurl.com/463ym6k6

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 11, 2023 09:33 PM (qxLut)

267
The US Navy had bases in China, in WWII. One near Mongolia, a weather centered base, won an award for the lowest rate of VD. Bet they felt proud.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Sounds like Destination Gobi

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0045682

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2023 09:35 PM (63Dwl)

268 The coat of arms of Kupyansk features a marmot. (Also a winged wheel and a caduceus, but mostly marmot.)
https://tinyurl.com/5n76u929

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 11, 2023 09:35 PM (MvF+J)

269 203 Do we have a base in England or do we just share a base?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:59 PM (mE7cY)

all of the Air Force Bases are technically RAF bases. Most of them don't have a significant RAF presence. Maybe a couple of members of the RAF Regiment to raise the Union Jack in the morning.

When I was at Thule a while back there was a Danish Naval Officer and three Danish Marines to raise the colors in the morning and lower them at night.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 11, 2023 09:37 PM (4GxJn)

270 Same old story. These people think public assistance monies just magically appear for their benefit. It never occurs to them that real people working real jobs are then taxed to provide assistance to people like her. To them, it is free money that they are fully deserving of, and are owed because.... something. The Entitlement Class.

Posted by: goatexchange at July 11, 2023 09:37 PM (Y9uXz)

271 Biden sundowns and has to skip official NATO Summit Dinner"

Ladies and gentlemen
The president of the united states!
Fellow Americans,
He's been sick
And I think his wife is gonna bring him
Some chicken soup

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at July 11, 2023 09:37 PM (iayUP)

272 Some of the richest towns and counties in America surround Washington, DC. It is a company town. Millions of people live off DC prosperity.

Ever been to a company town? Everyone from the local bar owner to the chief of police, people who don't even work for the company, toe the company line. That's how you stay employed and prosper.

DC doesn't produce anything other than policies and laws and yet somehow it has some of the wealthiest communities in the country. Thousands of our best educated, university trained geniuses flock there ever year to make their fortune. Not that big of a mystery who is running Bartertown.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2023 09:39 PM (ZLI7S)

273 RAF Lakenheath and RAF Mildenhall are pretty much what's left in England.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2023 09:39 PM (TZ75n)

274
Ladies and gentlemen
The president of the united states!
Fellow Americans,
He's been sick
And I think his wife is gonna bring him
Some chicken soup
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song

He knows it's hard to defend an unpopular policy every once in a while

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2023 09:39 PM (63Dwl)

275 The latest bash on DeSantis is that he's about to sign a bill that ends Florida's perpetual alimony law. See you get divorced in Florida and you pay the wifey until you die even if she remarries or gets rich. You're on the hook until you or she dies.

The new law puts limits on how long you can be forced to pay alimony. Now, most people would call this change "sane" and "important" but the left is sure this will cause all the Republican women to turn Democrat in Florida and refuse to vote for him.

I think most will realize this is reasonable, even if a bunch of freeloading old women are angry about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2023 09:40 PM (0hOvj)

276
Then she squandered it living in LA. I didn't get shit so now we are even.
Posted by: fd
-------

You'll note that her continuous complaint is that free taxpayer money is just too difficult to obtain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2023 09:40 PM (E1eJA)

277 The coat of arms of Kupyansk features a marmot. (Also a winged wheel and a caduceus, but mostly marmot.)
https://tinyurl.com/5n76u929
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 11, 2023 09:35 PM (MvF+J)

I stayed at the Hotel Marmot one time. Desk clerk said, "The chamber maids are on strike, so you will have to make your own bed. Do you mind?" I said, "Naw, I can handle it." So he handed me a shovel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2023 09:40 PM (mU+8L)

278 272 DC region is like a country in itself, run for its own benefit, with the rest of the USA geographically attached as a vestigial appendage.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 11, 2023 09:41 PM (MvF+J)

279 277 LOL

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 11, 2023 09:41 PM (MvF+J)

280 She said said it was weird seeing them.

What I don't get about furries is that they are almost always dressed in mascot outfits. Like a cartoon version of an animal, rather than the real thing. So they don't actually like that animal, they like a Disneyfied, fake version with huge eyes and human features.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2023 09:42 PM (0hOvj)

281 The coat of arms of Kupyansk features a marmot. (Also a winged wheel and a caduceus, but mostly marmot.)
https://tinyurl.com/5n76u929 Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake

This coat of arms was adopted in 2000 by the Kup'yans'k, Kharkiv Oblast, Ukraine city council. The things you don't know until you know them.

https://tinyurl.com/228ej39y

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 11, 2023 09:42 PM (qxLut)

282 You'll note that her continuous complaint is that free taxpayer money is just too difficult to obtain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2023 09:40 PM (E1eJA)

Parasites get testy when the host tries to shed them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2023 09:42 PM (mU+8L)

283 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Gin Slag at July 11, 2023 09:45 PM (s12c9)

284 Auralnauts talk about every single Bond kill

https://youtu.be/wbQPRJvpi2k

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2023 09:47 PM (ybIRR)

285 Permanent alimony ??

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 09:47 PM (V13WU)

286 275 The new law puts limits on how long you can be forced to pay alimony. Now, most people would call this change "sane" and "important" but the left is sure this will cause all the Republican women to turn Democrat in Florida and refuse to vote for him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2023 09:40 PM (0hOvj)

Despite not having lived in Florida for a long time, I can picture the related "Morgan & Morgan" commercials in my head declaring that this constitutes the genocide of wahmen.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 11, 2023 09:47 PM (DTX3h)

287 After extensive research over the last 15 minutes I cannot find a legitimate coat of arms featuring a sea otter. River otters on the other hand are coat of arms worthy.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 11, 2023 09:48 PM (qxLut)

288 281 Hmm. They change it a lot. Here's an older version where they picture an obvious cat, but label it a marmot. This might be evidence of shenanigans.
https://tinyurl.com/prhtnnd4

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 11, 2023 09:48 PM (MvF+J)

289 From today's House report on covid origins:

Dr. Andersen also found a paper written by Dr. Ralph Baric and Dr. Zhengli Shi (Baric/Shi Paper) that purported to have inserted furin cleavage sites into SARS. As recounted by Dr. Farrar, this paper was a “how-to-manual for building the Wuhan coronavirus in a laboratory.” Dr. Holmes responded, “fuck, this is bad” and “oh my god what worse words than that.”

https://tinyurl.com/5463t3kr

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 11, 2023 09:49 PM (Dm8we)

290 https://bityl.co/JnnY

Pneumatic.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 11, 2023 09:49 PM (SCwm0)

291 "He knows it's hard to defend an unpopular policy every once in a while
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr"

One day he will be absolutely free.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at July 11, 2023 09:50 PM (iayUP)

292 Here's an older version where they picture an obvious cat, but label it a marmot.
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Happens all of the time. I mean Budweiser labeled Bud Light as 'Beer'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2023 09:50 PM (E1eJA)

293 269 203 Do we have a base in England or do we just share a base?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2023 08:59 PM (mE7cY)

all of the Air Force Bases are technically RAF bases. Most of them don't have a significant RAF presence. Maybe a couple of members of the RAF Regiment to raise the Union Jack in the morning.

When I was at Thule a while back there was a Danish Naval Officer and three Danish Marines to raise the colors in the morning and lower them at night.
Posted by: Fox2!
-----------------------------
I was stationed at RAF Croughton in the early 90s. I don't recall seeing any Brit military.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 11, 2023 09:51 PM (sAmhv)

294 I could easily write a couple ads that would be devastating to lifetime alimony position.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2023 09:52 PM (e4fEA)

295 I had no idea there was such a thing as perpetual alimony. That's at best indentured servitude and at worst slavery.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2023 09:52 PM (Xrfse)

296 Well I certainly hope my pussy never identifies as a marmot.

Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at July 11, 2023 09:52 PM (iayUP)

297 Permanent Alimony ??

Yeah crazy old law, been a fight to get them rebuilt to be less crazy

https://tinyurl.com/mrk4rbuw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2023 09:54 PM (0hOvj)

298 I could easily write a couple ads that would be devastating to lifetime alimony position.
Posted by: Diogenes
-----

I thought that ChatAI (or whatever it is) did all of that these days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2023 09:54 PM (E1eJA)

299 I had no idea there was such a thing as perpetual alimony. That's at best indentured servitude and at worst slavery.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2023 09:52 PM (Xrfse)


It's also a pretty good motive for murder...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2023 09:55 PM (mU+8L)

300 285 Permanent alimony ??
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2023 09:47 PM (V13WU)

Yes. Depends on the duration of the marriage, but it can be awarded.

Posted by: And women wonder why dudes don't want to get married at July 11, 2023 09:55 PM (uoAlb)

301 Dr. Andersen also found a paper written by Dr. Ralph Baric and Dr. Zhengli Shi (Baric/Shi Paper) that purported to have inserted furin cleavage sites into SARS.

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"I am coming around to the view that a natural origin is more likely" with zero evidence of natural origins and based on nothing but concerns about racism and politics.

The very definition of anti-science.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 09:55 PM (ulgTA)

302 I mean forcing a guy to pay a woman for the rest of their lives is a bit crazy to begin with but it was at least remotely defensible back when women didn't have jobs and their own money for the most part. Today? Its just nuts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2023 09:56 PM (0hOvj)

303 There's still never been a natural carrier found, has there?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 09:56 PM (ulgTA)

304 Lamont , Avanti a Dio!

Posted by: Henry O at July 11, 2023 09:57 PM (2bNf7)

305 MIT, 2021:

"This time, though, the intermediate-host hypothesis has one big problem. More than a year after covid-19 began, no food animal has been identified as a reservoir for the pandemic virus. That’s despite efforts by China to test tens of thousands of animals, including pigs, goats, and geese, according to Liang Wannian, who leads the Chinese side of the research team. No one has found a “direct progenitor” of the virus, he says, and therefore the pandemic “remains an unsolved mystery.”

https://tinyurl.com/yjdmsf4f

It's incredible that they can push the "it occurred naturally!!!" story in the same breath that they will say "we have no evidence that it occurred naturally" and people just go right along nodding and agreeing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 09:58 PM (ulgTA)

306 Cat is within days of actual human speech.

That's how I imagine Rocket's voice should really be on Guardians of the Galaxy. His mouth and throat aren't really shaped for a deep voice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2023 09:58 PM (ynpvh)

307 I am Mike Pence and I am running for President because I need a job.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 11, 2023 09:58 PM (qxLut)

308 281 The coat of arms of Kupyansk features a marmot. (Also a winged wheel and a caduceus, but mostly marmot.)
https://tinyurl.com/5n76u929 Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake

This coat of arms was adopted in 2000 by the Kup'yans'k, Kharkiv Oblast, Ukraine city council. The things you don't know until you know them.

https://tinyurl.com/228ej39y
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 11, 2023 09:42 PM
The Eromero coat of arms features a black cat, a moonshine jug, a pitchfork, and a mailed hand holding 6 boiled peanuts.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2023 09:59 PM (Uv0D2)

309 I finally found and bought the full run of Simon & Simon on DVD. It was not too expensive, but a bit of a guilty purchase. However I find that it holds up surprisingly well, and the chemistry and interaction between the brothers is great. Plus its nice to have a show where they just handle cases that come to them, there's no world-endangering conspiracy or super bad guy they are fighting against. And usually they even get paid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2023 09:59 PM (0hOvj)

310 302 I mean forcing a guy to pay a woman for the rest of their lives is a bit crazy to begin with but it was at least remotely defensible back when women didn't have jobs and their own money for the most part. Today? Its just nuts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July

What if they didn’t have jobs now and raised a family? What if they were married 30 years and he leaves her for someone younger? What if she is older than 50 and is faced with finding a job for the first time in many, many years and isn’t exactly hireable?

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2023 09:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

311 302 I mean forcing a guy to pay a woman for the rest of their lives is a bit crazy to begin with but it was at least remotely defensible back when women didn't have jobs and their own money for the most part. Today? Its just nuts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2023 09:56 PM (0hOvj)

Arguably a violation of the 13th amendment prohibiting slavery, as well as the equal protection clause of the 14th amendment. But it's men who get screwed by this so who cares, right?

Posted by: Again - and women wonder why dudes don't want to get married at July 11, 2023 10:01 PM (uoAlb)

312 What if they didn’t have jobs now and raised a family? What if they were married 30 years and he leaves her for someone younger? What if she is older than 50 and is faced with finding a job for the first time in many, many years and isn’t exactly hireable?

Well, remember the argument is not "should there be alimony or not?" but rather "should the former husband be compelled by law to pay for the rest of his life no matter the circumstances of the former wife?"

She gets remarried? You still pay.
She wins Powerball and is now a billionarie? You still pay.
She gets a six-figure job? You still pay.

Thats the kind of thing this law ends.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2023 10:01 PM (0hOvj)

313 However I find that it holds up surprisingly well, and the chemistry and interaction between the brothers is great. Plus its nice to have a show where they just handle cases that come to them, there's no world-endangering conspiracy or super bad guy they are fighting against. And usually they even get paid.

--

That's part of what I enjoy so much about the Rockford Files.

Sometimes the "enemy" of the show is that his car is in the shop.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 11, 2023 10:02 PM (ulgTA)

314 307 I am Mike Pence and I am running for President because I need a job.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 11, 2023 09:58 PM (qxLut)

You, Romney and Liz Cheney belong together.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2023 10:02 PM (ynpvh)

315 Sure am glad my divorce was no-fault and that my ex had the means to support herself. I can imagine how the resentment would build having to shell out half of your income, year after year.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2023 10:02 PM (Xrfse)

316 The US Navy had bases in China, in WWII. One near Mongolia, a weather centered base, won an award for the lowest rate of VD. Bet they felt proud.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I saw a documentary in which the Chinese were preparing airstrips long enough to accomodate B-29s so.they could give Japan a taste of what they'd been dishing out. They weren't using heavy equipment. They were breaking softball size rocks into golfball sized rocks using hammers to use to make runways for the bombers. An incredible amount of time consuming labor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 11, 2023 10:02 PM (FVME7)

317 What happens if the woman initiates the divorce? or is unfaithful and the husband finds / wants out?
Is the husband still on the hook forever?
Why any man would marry with that possibility hanging over the marriage is amazing.

Posted by: old chick at July 11, 2023 10:03 PM (sOete)

318 NOOD ONT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2023 10:04 PM (ynpvh)

319 She gets remarried? You still pay.
She wins Powerball and is now a billionarie? You still pay.
She gets a six-figure job? You still pay.

Thats the kind of thing this law ends.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11

I would totally agree on the lottery or remarried thing. But I think there are other situations were it’s warranted. And plenty where it isn’t.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2023 10:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

320 316 The US Navy had bases in China, in WWII. One near Mongolia, a weather centered base, won an award for the lowest rate of VD. Bet they felt proud.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I saw a documentary in which the Chinese were preparing airstrips long enough to accomodate B-29s so.they could give Japan a taste of what they'd been dishing out. They weren't using heavy equipment. They were breaking softball size rocks into golfball sized rocks using hammers to use to make runways for the bombers. An incredible amount of time consuming labor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 11, 2023 10:02 PM
Using the resources they had, people. Lots of people. And lots of rocks.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2023 10:05 PM (Uv0D2)

321 I'm coming up on a year of living in the South. I don't like the humidity. Especially this time of year. I used to laugh along with everyone at people who said dry heat is better, being from CO.

I was wrong. Dry heat is better.

That aside, I am way, way, way happier. For one thing, along with the humidity comes a salubrious climate packed with gorgeous flowering plants I've never encountered, and many colorful animals, especially birds, that I can enjoy looking at and hearing.

I love the rain. I barely ever saw rain in the Rockies. I get it here all the time - storms, overcast, sunshowers. Gigantic, intimidating rivers. Lakes. Water everywhere, all the time. Everything is green. It gives me a boner.

But the people are mostly better, too. People say things like "have a blessed day." And I don't worry about being shot nearly so much. It's not such a savage, godless materialism here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2023 10:09 PM (oINRc)

322 Why any man would marry with that possibility hanging over the marriage is amazing.

well, as comment 300 points out, many men do not for that and many other reasons. Men are truly screwed when it comes to divorce and child custody in almost all circumstances. Even prenups can be broken.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2023 10:10 PM (0hOvj)

323 Nobody understands furries but other furries I guess. Another mental illness as far as I can tell.

Posted by: Gwenn at July 11, 2023 10:18 PM (9Gr7n)

324 322 -- Thank you for your reply.

In my 64 years (and one divorce) i have never heard of alimony till death do part and i think it's ridiculous.
Maybe, maybe a term to be not longer than the marriage, but, even that I'd have to think about.

I know one lady that approached a lawyer to inquire about divorce and she was told in ND there is no expectation of alimony, especially if no children. She stayed put.

Posted by: old chick at July 11, 2023 10:26 PM (sOete)

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