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King Charles Is Forced to Drag Confused Joe Biden Away to Their Scheduled Photo Op
Joe Biden, obviously confused, kept talking to a Welsh guardsman. King Charles appeared to "scold" the guard to get him to stop responding to Biden, so that Charles could pull Biden to his next scheduled event.
Stop talking! Grumpy Charles loses his patience and appears to SCOLD guardsman after confused-looking Biden IGNORED the King and refused to end their conversation Mr Biden grabbed Charles' arm and touched his back at Windsor Castle The pair then inspected the Welsh Guards during a ceremony on the grounds Biden has faced fury since May when he skipped the King's coronation King Charles briefly lost his patience and appeared [frustrated] when he tried to get President Joe Biden to hurry along in an extraordinary moment during their meeting at Windsor Palace on Monday. Mr Biden appeared reluctant to end his conversation when Charles tried to get him to stop talking during their inspection of the Welsh Guards in the middle of a welcome ceremony before talks on climate change.Biden's graduated up from inappropriately touching tweens to inappropriately touching royals.
A hands-on Mr Biden, 80, risked breaking royal protocol by grabbing 74-year-old Charles' arm as they shook hands and putting his hand on his back during their lap of the quadrangle. He also clutched the handrail to get on stage for the playing of the Star Spangled Banner after forcing Charles to wait for his SUV to drive through the castle.I think a commenter speculated that he only made quickie plans to go to England because of the mystery of who put Hunter Biden's cocaine by the Situation Room.
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At one point, the monarch tried to get Mr Biden to keep walking while he spoke to one of the guards. The president stood and kept chatting while the King tried, and failed, to get him to keep moving. Charles then appeared to direct his anger at the guard before walking away with the president who has tried to quash allegations he is anti-British. ... Mr Biden is spending just 24 hours in London, sparking questions over why a full British state visit hasn't been planned. He spent just 42 minutes having tea with Prime Minster Rishi Sunak at 10 Downing Street.
... Nile Gardiner, a former senior aide to the late British prime minister Margaret Thatcher, slammed the president for undertaking 'the most low-key U.S. visit to London in decades.' 'You have to ask what was the point in Biden coming over? It seems to be quite a dismissive trip in many respects,' Gardiner told DailyMail.com.
WATCH: Joe Biden is so utterly confused mid senior-moment at Windsor Castle— King Charles has to physically man-handle him to dog-walk him on-stage pic.twitter.com/H7G5UYbHvw
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 10, 2023
NEW: A confused Biden walks in front of King Charles during his visit to the UK.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 10, 2023
The media doesn’t seem to have an issue with this. Let’s see what they had to say when Trump walked in front of the queen.
CNN: Trump's walk with the Queen: Like 'wandering up and down a golf… pic.twitter.com/02aMQeT6uV
MORE WORD SALAD: At the Essence Festival of Culture last month in New Orleans, Louisiana, Vice President Kamala Harris struggled for 45 seconds trying to define what "culture" means to her. pic.twitter.com/IbARZA6YrM
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) July 6, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2023 02:18 PM (qyPoq)
Posted by: Kidnltto at July 10, 2023 02:18 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2023 02:19 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 02:19 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 02:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 02:19 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 10, 2023 02:19 PM (Qn59F)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 10, 2023 02:19 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Axeman at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (krQz2)
Well, at least he didn't cup his balls.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (kmK04)
Posted by: Zombie George III at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
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I'm no royalogist, but I thought touching the monarch outside of strictly formalized protocols like a handshake is a fully against the rules.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: kallisto at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2023 02:21 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (gmo/4)
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I didn't see him eatin' beef!
Posted by: President Cranky at July 10, 2023 02:21 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: XTC at July 10, 2023 02:21 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Willie Brown at July 10, 2023 02:21 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2023 02:21 PM (iziT8)
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42 minutes sounds about right. His drug cocktail is good for that, and that is also approaching the maximum time that most people can tolerate being around Joe Biden anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:21 PM (t0OGg)
LOL @ "unnoticed by beachgoers"
Yeah, no one noticed two people in the middle of a 25-foot diameter cleared area, surrounded by fully clothed men just standing there around the perimeter.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (nibRh)
That's like, what's in yogurt, amirite?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (kmK04)
"THIS MAN IS SENILE! I can do nothing with him!"
And then walked away from Biden.
It's not like Charles would be risking his job by telling the truth.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (gmo/4)
Ginning up controversy
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (OgrpQ)
We fought a war against his relatives to get out from under that sort of shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (PHmov)
The difference is HUGE. And the difference between 80 and 85 is even larger.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Stephen Sondheim at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (krQz2)
At WORST Biden was rude and distracted and Americans probably should be a little rude towards British royalty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (Mkvkw)
We fought a war against his relatives to get out from under that sort of shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (PHmov)
Dilly, dilly!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (xcxpd)
She's so dumb it is actually painful.
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (i7Q7S)
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All of her work product is reminiscent of a somewhat bright but extraordinarily lazy high school student who puts in zero effort and slaps together a bunch of words on the page the moment before the essay has to be handed in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)
Our respect for the monarchy and their rules ended on July 4th, 1776.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Hunter Jackson at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (jGGMD)
English pig dog faced pony solider!
Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (gmo/4)
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Well, at least he didn't cup his balls.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2023
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Joey: "That's the way they fit pants! Isn't that what they do, Ross?"
Ross: "Yes, yes they do. IN PRISON!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Zombie George III at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM
Of course not. Too old.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (FVJNG)
Those aides must have been terrified for a day last week, though. The prospect of getting a job that required them to actually do something must have scared the bejeesus out of them.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (xxG/v)
Maybe he'll get run over by a tractor.
Posted by: kallisto at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Kamamalalalal at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (KbCG3)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8r56p4
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: fly gal at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (1fod6)
She's so dumb it is actually painful.
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (i7Q7S)
In fairness, she's high as a fucking kite.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (Qn59F)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 10, 2023 02:19 PM (Qn59F)
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Isn't it rich?
Posted by: Stephen Sondheim at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (krQz2)
and between them, who is the bitch ??
Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 10, 2023 02:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Montec at July 10, 2023 02:25 PM (D8QPb)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2023 02:25 PM (iziT8)
She's so dumb it is actually painful.
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (i7Q7S)
In fairness, she's high as a fucking kite.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (Qn59F)
Even after losing a baggie of coke?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 02:25 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 10, 2023 02:25 PM (bA3Ln)
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There's a NATO meeting in Latvia that Justin is attending; so we'll have to see if Joe ends up there.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 10, 2023 02:25 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Willie Brown at July 10, 2023 02:25 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Axeman at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Joe at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Azathoth at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (wb1YC)
Should be his theme music for all state dinners and official travel.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (FVJNG)
Correction cheerfully accepted
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (xcxpd)
Maybe he'll get run over by a tractor.
Posted by: kallisto at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (dCxaZ)
Sprayed by liquid manure. Although how could Joe tell the difference from what's in his depends.
Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (Qn59F)
Even after losing a baggie of coke?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 02:25 PM (xcxpd)
I don't think coke is the substance Kamala abuses, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 10, 2023 02:27 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 10, 2023
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Isn't it rich?
Posted by: Stephen Sondheim at July 10, 2023
***
Me here at last on the ground,
And you in mid-air . . .
Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around;
One who can't move . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2023 02:27 PM (J2vNu)
ah-hahahah!
my sentiments exactly wrt Brit royalty.
But in this case King Tampon gets to humiliate teh Bidet, so I claim Kingy for my team at the moment. If Chuckie 3 manages to dropkick teh Bidet over to the Dutch farmer protests, I might even see what some of my peeps can do about Miss Markle.
Posted by: kallisto at July 10, 2023 02:27 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2023 02:27 PM (zHuJr)
Posted by: fly gal at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (1fod6)
So Biden knows the difference between 7-11 brown and 9-11 brown?
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 10, 2023 02:27 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Chris Rock at July 10, 2023 02:27 PM (oXNqT)
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That fella Sure-luck Homes sure could help me out with that one!
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 10, 2023 02:27 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2023 02:27 PM (bTaUx)
That guard would have gotten a hummer if the King hadn't fucked it all up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2023 02:27 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Zombie Henry VI at July 10, 2023 02:28 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Joe's handlers at July 10, 2023 02:28 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:28 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)
Our respect for the monarchy and their rules ended on July 4th, 1776.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (PHmov)
Strike 2? 1812.
Ball 1? WW1
Strike 3? WW2.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 02:28 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 10, 2023 02:28 PM (FVME7)
I don't think coke is the substance Kamala abuses, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (jGGMD)
she abuses cock instead of coke?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 02:28 PM (xcxpd)
Fuck both of 'em
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 02:19 PM (xcxpd)
Fear not. Not only is Charles III a relative figurehead, he is old already and most of his life was spent watching his mum do the job.
William will be King before we know it, and so far he seems saner.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:28 PM (D5l7Y)
Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2023 02:28 PM (ga8qR)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 10, 2023 02:25 PM
A lot of vowels, certainly.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2023 02:28 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: Joe at July 10, 2023 02:29 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 10, 2023 02:27 PM (FVME7)
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I had a hard time distinguishing between them at first, to be honest...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2023 02:29 PM (YIVH2)
I don't give a fuck about English royalty but if you're going to have an alliance you need to at least give an appearance of respecting your ally .
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2023 02:29 PM (FO8S3)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2023 02:29 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2023 02:28 PM (ga8qR)
Getting tackled by Lawrence Taylor would probably hurt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
Kamalaho is so dumb she had to fuck her way through a Historical Black College and law school.
Which are the last resort of the dumbest of the dumb.
Think about being so dumb you had to ATM at a HBC to pass...
Posted by: Rectus Sheathus at July 10, 2023 02:29 PM (TN0eL)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2023 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)
Our respect for the monarchy and their rules ended on July 4th, 1776.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (PHmov)
But even John Adams, when he was Ambassador over there, followed their protocols. Diplomacy and all that.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:30 PM (D5l7Y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2023 02:30 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 10, 2023
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I say either Joe or Kamala will ask whether they still speak Latin in Latvia. Who'll cover my action?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2023 02:30 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)
Our respect for the monarchy and their rules ended on July 4th, 1776.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2023 02:23 PM (PHmov)
I don't have a problem with disrespecting monarchy on our own turf. I do have a problem with disrespecting it on theirs, or on the turf of any people who still cherish the institution.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2023 02:30 PM (jGGMD)
I think poopypants was confused 'cause the guardsman's hat reminded him of Corn Pop's 'fro.
Posted by: kallisto at July 10, 2023 02:30 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: John Fetterman at July 10, 2023 02:30 PM (5hfjS)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2023 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
When Ted Cruz stated that it probably was NOT Hunter's Cocaine they found, THIS is what he meant.....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:30 PM (D5l7Y)
Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2023 02:30 PM (gmo/4)
Or was that Martha Stewart or Paula Dean?
Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2023 02:30 PM (ga8qR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 10, 2023
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. . . like asking my cats to do calculus
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2023 02:31 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2023 02:28 PM (ga8qR)
Leave Barack out of this!
Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2023 02:31 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2023 02:30 PM (jGGMD)
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Yup. When you go into someone else's house, it behooves you to not shit on the living room rug - especially if it's not an enemy. That's sort of the cornerstone of diplomacy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:31 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:28 PM (D5l7Y)
He'll always be "Chucklef*ck" to me.
Posted by: XTC at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2023 02:30 PM (TZ75n)
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And it's shit having to be a part of it.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (WHDy2)
Now, for the endless eyedrops.
Posted by: TJM's phone at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2023 02:28 PM (ga8qR)
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Created a controversy at the time. As well as Barry's shitty state gift.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (t0OGg)
I guess it is news if the FNM wing of the DNC is airing the story. Perhaps they're tiring of the old pervert, although they will propagandize for him if the Ds fail to get a better candidate for 2024.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (3cGpq)
Only accepted because of affirmative action.
Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (KRtlO)
Kamalaho is so dumb she had to fuck her way through a Historical Black College and law school.
Which are the last resort of the dumbest of the dumb.
Think about being so dumb you had to ATM at a HBC to pass...
Posted by: Rectus Sheathus at July 10, 2023 02:29 PM (TN0eL)
AND fuck and suck her way first to appointed offices, then to the necessary "War Cchest" funding for the elected ones. Even her fellow Leftists, who are often now State Assembly people who started as interns in Sacramento the same time she did, cannot stand her.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (D5l7Y)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2023 02:31 PM (J2vNu)
Just don't open my box.
Posted by: That feline in Schrodinger's house at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (ufFY8)
Obama was pretty bad about that, as I recall.
It's just a matter of simple courtesy for the most part. We expect visiting dignitaries to play nicely in our yard, so they should reasonably expect us to do the same when we visit their yard.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (YIVH2)
Now, for the endless eyedrops.
Posted by: TJM's phone at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
++++
I'm glad the lasers worked well for ya!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Azathoth at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (wb1YC)
Probably just waiting for one of them goofy hatted assholes to pop off so he could challenge them to a pushup contest.
Posted by: JROD at July 10, 2023 02:33 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (KRtlO)
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*snort*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:33 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2023 02:25 PM (iziT
We did, why do you think we're being ruled by foreigners and perverts?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2023 02:33 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2023 02:33 PM (TZ75n)
Should be his theme music for all state dinners and official travel.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 10, 2023 02:26 PM (GshMh)
Side 2, Track 1, Indian Sunset.
That song has always resonated with me, and now I am starting to really understand why the Song ends... as it does.
And now you ask that I should watch
The red man's race be slowly crushed
What kind of words are these to hear
From Yellow Dog, whom the white man fears?
Oh, I take only what is mine, Lord
My pony, my squaw and my child
Oh, I can't stay to see you die
Along with my tribe's pride
Replace red, with White.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 02:33 PM (oHd/0)
Which are the last resort of the dumbest of the dumb.
Think about being so dumb you had to ATM at a HBC to pass...
Posted by: Rectus Sheathus at July 10, 2023
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I take it you don't mean she acted as an automatic teller machine. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2023 02:33 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:30 PM (D5l7Y)
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My word as a Biden...at first I thought it was my coke!
I asked Jill if it was hers. But everybody I asked in the White House knew where their coke was.
¯\_(ツ
_/¯Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 10, 2023 02:33 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at July 10, 2023 02:33 PM (FVJNG)
He's already in assisted living, and is a half step from memory care. All those that cast votes for him ought to be ashamed, but they are not. He's not Trump and they are happy.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 10, 2023 02:33 PM (emrql)
Posted by: TJM's phone
Don't forget, or the scales can be permanent...
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2023 02:33 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 10, 2023 02:34 PM (lmwXd)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2023 02:34 PM (e4fEA)
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Carnac the Magnificent: "What do you call a tampon and a moron?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 10, 2023 02:34 PM (burSy)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2023 02:30 PM (jGGMD)
Fair point.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2023 02:34 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: Azathoth at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (wb1YC)
Yup, he's about to be deployed to the worst possible location they can find.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 02:34 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 10, 2023 02:34 PM (ZTr1A)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2023 02:34 PM (9J0M0)
Posted by: Colin at July 10, 2023 02:35 PM (2DV6+)
I guess it is news if the FNM wing of the DNC is airing the story. Perhaps they're tiring of the old pervert, although they will propagandize for him if the Ds fail to get a better candidate for 2024.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (3cGpq)
I personally don't think the President should touch other people EVER (possible exception for handshakes when treaties with other heads of state are made official).
If the President unwantedly touches you, and you try to shove him away, the SS will probably shoot you.
Posted by: XTC at July 10, 2023 02:35 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Joe "Jokeman" Biden at July 10, 2023 02:35 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: JROD at July 10, 2023 02:33 PM (IlL6s)
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Ya know that Dunham has been using Walter as "The President" the last couple of years, don't you?
Posted by: Axeman at July 10, 2023 02:35 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2023 02:34 PM (9J0M0)
The kink is real.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2023 02:35 PM (5xURv)
Seriously, fuck the King of England. He's not special, untouchable or anything else. I'd fucking give Biden $20 if he started wrestling with him and I hate that home-grown retard.
At WORST Biden was rude and distracted and Americans probably should be a little rude towards British royalty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (xcxpd)
Considering how the fucking Limeys stuck their gorram noses into our elections, yeah, fuck the "special relationship". At this point I'd sooner trust the Frogs.
Having said that, as a matter of diplomatic protocol a head of state like King Chuck shouldn't be groped by the US President.
Maybe one of Bai-Den's handlers told him that Chuck was hiding a Snickers bar in his suit jacket pocket.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2023 02:35 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: ShainS
White, uptight & outta sight!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2023 02:35 PM (9J0M0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)
Biden's Irish... and retarded... they probably searched him for explosives.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (z99Zw)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
‘ The Government seeks a stay of the injunction so that it can continue violating the First Amendment’
’It demonstrates that the government will continue violating core first amendment rights …’
https://tinyurl.com/usasb59c
Posted by: Ann at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (ilNea)
Posted by: King Chuck at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
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Maybe. The Windsors have a long history of hanging on forever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)
I’m sure you’ll be back to watching Prometheus in no time.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (xTRSc)
I asked Jill if it was hers. But everybody I asked in the White House knew where their coke was.
¯\_(ツ_/¯
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 10, 2023 02:33 PM (krQz2)
Too coherent.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2023 02:37 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2023 02:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
His parents lived a very long time. He has longevity in his genes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2023 02:37 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
I'd bet that was his mother's plan all along.
Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2023 02:37 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: fd at July 10, 2023 02:37 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 10, 2023 02:24 PM (Qn59F)
Again?!
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 10, 2023 02:37 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2023 02:37 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: JROD at July 10, 2023 02:38 PM (IlL6s)
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Shut the hell up!
Posted by: Walter at July 10, 2023 02:38 PM (FSo+R)
@Eric_Schmitt
🚨BREAKING: The federal district court that issued the injunction in Missouri v. Biden just denied the federal government's motions for stay, keeping the injunction in place.
This is another big win, but the fight to end the government's vast censorship enterprise continues on.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 10, 2023 02:38 PM (FVME7)
NET ZERO - Unelected John Kerry has turned up with Biden to meet the King, to discuss how much more tax UK citizens will pay to save the planet.
They arrived by helicopter from the 27 car motorcade 🤡
https://tinyurl.com/swv6u6za
[still photos]
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 10, 2023 02:38 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2023 02:37 PM (PHmov)
OMFG !!
Posted by: Shep at July 10, 2023 02:39 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Think about it at July 10, 2023 02:39 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 10, 2023 02:39 PM (burSy)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
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Maybe. The Windsors have a long history of hanging on forever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)
True, but he will still have nowhere near the length of the reign of his mother, being old already.
William will be king before we know it, and he *seems* saner.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:39 PM (D5l7Y)
Posted by: with all possible dispatch at July 10, 2023 02:39 PM (nakGR)
Let's see if Biden takes the bait...
Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2023 02:40 PM (ga8qR)
‘ The Government seeks a stay of the injunction so that it can continue violating the First Amendment’
’It demonstrates that the government will continue violating core first amendment rights …’
https://tinyurl.com/usasb59c
Posted by: Ann at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (ilNea)
Damn. Doughty is hard-core.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2023 02:40 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Diversity Dick-Janitor at July 10, 2023 02:40 PM (53oGX)
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I like to think they did that in an effort to try to keep this plank of wood from becoming King.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 10, 2023 02:40 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Joe Bitem at July 10, 2023 02:40 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at July 10, 2023 02:41 PM (8yM+6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Joey Shitpants has always been a dullard, and is grappling with lizard-brain level function at this point. "Protocol" ain't his bag, baby!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 10, 2023 02:41 PM (lmwXd)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 10, 2023 02:41 PM (OgrpQ)
Fuck both of their old, creaky asses.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 10, 2023 02:41 PM (XqIlw)
I wonder about that whenever he's out on the world stage.
Does the king of Uganda wince when Biden walks by and say, 'Dat man, he smell like sheet!'
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2023 02:41 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2023 02:41 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: fd
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Yeah, I don't know what's going on, but things are itchy and red...smell odd too.
Posted by: Lume woman's underboobs at July 10, 2023 02:41 PM (qlgfj)
’It demonstrates that the government will continue violating core first amendment rights …’
https://tinyurl.com/usasb59c
Posted by: Ann at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (ilNea)
Damn. Doughty is hard-core.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2023 02:40 PM (jGGMD)
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The judge flat out says the injunction prohibits the government from doing what it has no legal right to do. Full stop. End of story.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2023 02:41 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2023 02:42 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2023 02:37 PM (PHmov)
IT'S FUNNY CUZ MONARCHS HAVE SMALL COCKS
Posted by: BEN WHATSHISNAME at July 10, 2023 02:42 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Azathoth at July 10, 2023 02:32 PM (wb1YC)
Yup, he's about to be deployed to the worst possible location they can find.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 02:34 PM (oHd/0)
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Slough?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023 02:42 PM (V7LA2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 10, 2023 02:43 PM (Qn59F)
William will be king before we know it, and he *seems* saner.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:39 PM (D5l7Y)
Then again, there was a time when we all thought Harry just needed to finish sowing his wild oats before settling down into being a good king candidate.
Oops.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2023 02:43 PM (n+4am)
We fought a war against his relatives to get out from under that sort of shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (PHmov)
...
Or we just say hey we'll follow your protocol in your house if you follow ours.
Our protocol is if your nation has ever surrendered to us, plan to spend your visit with your head below waist level, and no looking up.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2023 02:43 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2023 02:44 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 10, 2023 02:44 PM (OgrpQ)
‘ The Government seeks a stay of the injunction so that it can continue violating the First Amendment’
’It demonstrates that the government will continue violating core first amendment rights …’
https://tinyurl.com/usasb59c
Posted by: Ann
Because not allowing the Junta to censor Americans would cause irreparable harm. At least that's what the Junta said.
Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2023 02:44 PM (ga8qR)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Be a shame if anything happened to it.
Posted by: Hawaiian Goon Judge at July 10, 2023 02:44 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Joe Bitem at July 10, 2023 02:44 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Welsh Guardsman at July 10, 2023 02:44 PM (4I/2K)
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Protocols aside, Biden has always had about as much class as a tipped over porta-john.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 10, 2023 02:44 PM (wb1YC)
Liverpool.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 10, 2023 02:43 PM (Qn59F)
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Parts of Liverpool are actually kinda nice. At least there were in 1987.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023 02:45 PM (V7LA2)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 10, 2023 02:45 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Charles at July 10, 2023 02:45 PM (AD14M)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2023 02:45 PM (PVx3i)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2023
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"Just remember -- wherever you go, uh, uh, you've, uh, gone. Right? JILL! Where am I?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2023 02:45 PM (J2vNu)
William will be king before we know it, and he *seems* saner.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:39 PM (D5l7Y)
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Oh, sure. His reign will be way shorter than his mom's.
But he might hit the century mark or then some, based on family history.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: SMOD
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No matter where you go, there you are.
Posted by: Buckaroo Biden at July 10, 2023 02:46 PM (qlgfj)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2023 02:44 PM (RHGPo)
Kamala Big Booty. It's Boo Tay!!
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 10, 2023 02:46 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 10, 2023 02:46 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Joe "the Jokeman" Biden at July 10, 2023 02:46 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Diversity Dick-Janitor at July 10, 2023 02:46 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 10, 2023 02:46 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2023 02:21 PM (iziT
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Even Rishi Sunak has no idea who Rishi Sunak is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 02:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 10, 2023 02:47 PM (3JfbU)
the many many new accounts are probably by accident it onboards like early LinkedIn!
and once you're in you can't get out?!!?
it's creepy
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2023 02:47 PM (AcWfM)
https://is.gd/zsFDef
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)
William will be king before we know it, and he *seems* saner.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:39 PM (D5l7Y)
Then again, there was a time when we all thought Harry just needed to finish sowing his wild oats before settling down into being a good king candidate.
Oops.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2023 02:43 PM (n+4am)
I see William and Harry as the proper birth order, unlike "David" (Edward VIII) and "Bertie" (George VI), so the Windsors will dodge a bullet here.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:47 PM (D5l7Y)
Posted by: Diversity Dick-Janitor at July 10, 2023 02:47 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2023 02:47 PM (oeYLT)
Posted by: Think about it at July 10, 2023 02:48 PM (DhOHl)
https://is.gd/zsFDef
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)
I'll eat that too!
Posted by: Diversity Dick-Janitor at July 10, 2023 02:48 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2023 02:21 PM (iziT
He is the first Indo-British PM, and a solid Tory at that. He seems better than Cameron or May.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:48 PM (D5l7Y)
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust!
Harry dressed as a leprechaun rubbing one out in a partially opened closet at the foot of the bed. With a pirate style monocular.
Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2023 02:48 PM (ga8qR)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2023 02:49 PM (bTaUx)
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She is also pretty experienced with Dee's Nuts.
Posted by: Axeman at July 10, 2023 02:49 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2023 02:49 PM (x0n13)
Good company you keep Harris.
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2023 02:49 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 02:50 PM (RIvkX)
https://is.gd/zsFDef
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)
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Engagement ring.
0/10
Would not bang out of respect for the institution of marriage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:47 PM (D5l7Y)
You mean the Saxe-Coburg-Gothas will dodge a bullet.
Posted by: XTC at July 10, 2023 02:50 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2023 02:50 PM (z/ifB)
espise all they stand for---but they DO stand for each other as they play and win.
Obama his chooming his ass off as his handpicked embarrassments abuse and humiliate the USA.
If Trump chose Dr Carson as his VP candidate and figured out that is ALL ABOUT THE BALLOTS--ie how many you can produce in key areas --Trump just might be inclined to take on Kalorama Kontrol,
Posted by: Voter theater. at July 10, 2023 02:50 PM (5xvZ1)
Then again, there was a time when we all thought Harry just needed to finish sowing his wild oats before settling down into being a good king candidate.
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Harry, I do not only marvel where thou spend'st thy time, but also how thou are accompanied. For, though the camomile, the more it is trodden on, the faster it grows, yet youth, the more it is wasted, the sooner it wears.
Posted by: Jack Falstaff at July 10, 2023 02:50 PM (V7LA2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 02:50 PM (RIvkX)
++++
This kind of radicalism has no place in polite society.
Posted by: Your friendly local government agent at July 10, 2023 02:51 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Rbastid at July 10, 2023 02:51 PM (0Zl/+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2023 02:52 PM (I0G8t)
It's funny because while the Romanovs and Windsors are inbred, Joey inbred with himself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2023 02:52 PM (x0n13)
Good company you keep Harris.
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2023
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Crazy to hold a festival of any kind in the Deep Sweaty South, in *July*.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2023 02:52 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 10, 2023 02:52 PM (I+ZWa)
Posted by: JQ at July 10, 2023 02:53 PM (Gkog9)
Posted by: m at July 10, 2023 02:53 PM (ASp1y)
It's funny because while the Romanovs and Windsors are inbred, Joey inbred with himself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2023 02:52 PM (x0n13)
Which is why I like William. Bringing in a sensible commoner like Kate Middleton into the Royal Family was a good move.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:53 PM (D5l7Y)
Posted by: Rbastid at July 10, 2023 02:51 PM (0Zl/+)
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That could turn into the Harpo Marx mirror routine.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023 02:53 PM (V7LA2)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 10, 2023 02:53 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 02:54 PM (RIvkX)
https://is.gd/jHSfjF
It includes a shot that recreates that painting of the emperor with the Sphinx.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2023 02:52 PM (I0G8t)
The censorship and political persecution is just a nice bonus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2023 02:54 PM (x0n13)
https://is.gd/zsFDef
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)
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What a great celebration of America!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2023 02:54 PM (I0G8t)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 10, 2023 02:53 PM (nnp+f)
...
Hey! Nice beaver!
Posted by: Joe at July 10, 2023 02:54 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2023 02:54 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2023 02:56 PM (I0G8t)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 10, 2023 02:56 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2023 02:54 PM (RHGPo)
Which begs the question, what the hell was Teresa Heinz thinking?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2023 02:56 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2023 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
His parents lived a very long time. He has longevity in his genes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2023 02:37 PM (PHmov)
_________
Maybe, but his mom looked better at 95 than he does at 75. Ditto his father. And King Charles is a dim-witted retard.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)
The difference is HUGE. And the difference between 80 and 85 is even larger.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 02:22 PM (oHd/0)
Exactly what I thought. Lke saying a 4 y.o. and a 10 y.o. are close in age.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 10, 2023 02:56 PM (Rbu5d)
I just, like (maniacal laughter) saw Indiana Jones. Time, man...it flows. Forwards, backwards, and sideways (maniacal laughter). With time, we can dial our destiny, to, like, be whatever our destiny brings.
Posted by: VP Kamala Harris at July 10, 2023 02:57 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2023 02:56 PM (x0n13)
She is a handsome woman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 02:57 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2023 02:57 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2023 02:54 PM (RHGPo)
Which begs the question, what the hell was Teresa Heinz thinking?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2023 02:56 PM (x0n13)
Maybe she was a lonely and horny widow who John Kerry ravished "in a fashion reminiscient of Jen-Jiss Caan..."?
The hormones may have overruled the rationality.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:57 PM (D5l7Y)
0/10
Would not bang out of respect for the institution of marriage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 02:50 PM
Sadly, the first thing I noticed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (lf83v)
++++
She's the Carl Sagan of blowjob science!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (t0OGg)
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To deliver some cluster bombs....
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (Rr5Cf)
Because it makes sense given US Policy that Hunter Biden and Cocaine are calling the shots from the Situation Room.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (p8A+W)
https://is.gd/jHSfjF
It includes a shot that recreates that painting of the emperor with the Sphinx.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)
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He looks way too old for 1790s era Nap.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (V7LA2)
William, Prince of Wales. ...
Prince George of Wales. ...
Princess Charlotte of Wales. ...
Prince Louis of Wales. ...
Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex. ...
Prince Archie of Sussex. ...
Princess Lilibet of Sussex. ...
Prince Andrew, Duke of York.
It's planned through & including #23, Master Lucas Tindall, a grandchild of Princess Anne. Appears they can outlast Meg & the US.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)
His mom was pretty busty when she was young.
QILF*
*with all due respect
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (V7LA2)
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Definitely is, but the production design!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (t0OGg)
She'll tell you all about the big bang. For $3.99 a minute.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2023 02:59 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 10, 2023 02:59 PM (lf83v)
Free speech is so ... constitutional.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 02:50 PM (RIvkX)
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Judge Doughty turned that around in a weekend! He's a hero.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2023 02:59 PM (I0G8t)
The difference is HUGE. And the difference between 80 and 85 is even larger.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023
***
And Creepy Joe was no bargain in 2017, either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2023 03:00 PM (J2vNu)
FDR and I used to sniff Judy Garland while Toto would lick my leg hairs and make them stick straight up. My word as a Biden!
Posted by: Joe "the Jokeman" Biden at July 10, 2023 03:00 PM (Geoni)
I just, like (maniacal laughter) saw Indiana Jones. Time, man...it flows. Forwards, backwards, and sideways (maniacal laughter). With time, we can dial our destiny, to, like, be whatever our destiny brings.
Posted by: VP Kamala Harris at July 10, 2023 02:57 PM (JCZqz)
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All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
Posted by: Ted Logan to Socrates. at July 10, 2023 03:00 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2023 03:00 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2023 02:59 PM (I0G8t)
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I didn't realize he was Trump's liberal sister, either.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)
Free speech is so ... constitutional.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 02:50 PM (RIvkX)
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You some sort of absolutist?
Posted by: Diversity Dick-Janitor II at July 10, 2023 03:00 PM (krQz2)
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"Imagine if you will, billions and billions of blowjobs in the universe ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 10, 2023 03:00 PM (BPViE)
Posted by: President Diapers at July 10, 2023 03:00 PM (CysFb)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 10, 2023 03:00 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2023 02:59 PM (/EuRN)
++++
Just call 1-900-VP-4-BEEJ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 03:00 PM (t0OGg)
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She is also pretty experienced with Dee's Nuts.
Posted by: Axeman at July 10, 2023 02:49 PM (krQz2)
Focus ?
You mean bofus
Posted by: Kokaine Kamala at July 10, 2023 03:01 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 10, 2023 03:01 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (V7LA2)
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Definitely is, but the production design!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
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I'd also like to see a Napoleon who speaks with a definite Italian accent.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023 03:01 PM (V7LA2)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2023 03:00 PM (xhxe
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Have you seen Captain Jack Sparrow?
I can't find him.
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 10, 2023 03:01 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 10, 2023
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Now if I can just get those first four losers on a plane at the same time . . .
Posted by: Meghan Markle at July 10, 2023 03:02 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2023 02:54 PM (RHGPo)
Anything beats Pacino as a Scottish revolutionary ("Revolution" 1985)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2023 03:02 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2023 02:33 PM (J2vNu)
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Pffft.
We have TYME machines and so there's no ambiguity.
Posted by: Upstate New Yorker at July 10, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 03:00 PM (t0OGg)
One nine zero zero
Veep for beej
B E E J
Veep for beej
Donate your spunk today
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2023 03:03 PM (/EuRN)
The Southern Poverty Law Center, ACLU, and Lincoln Project threw a tantrum, cried, kicked, and declared Judge Doughty a poopy pants.
Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2023 03:03 PM (j4U/Z)
For deposit only.
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Ha ha ha. Okay. My turn.
"Check balance."
*thud*
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 10, 2023 03:03 PM (lf83v)
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Rear Admiral Levine, Atomic Tranny Dogboy, and satanic Monkeypox Czar hardest hit.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 10, 2023 03:03 PM (BPViE)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023
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True, he was Corsican. Is that a separate dialect of Italian, or is it considered a language of its own?
Posted by: Meghan Markle at July 10, 2023 03:03 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2023 03:03 PM (CysFb)
Something growing in her cooter
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 10, 2023 03:03 PM (k+M5d)
Posted by: Ripley at July 10, 2023 03:04 PM (KrJTL)
Veep for beej
B E E J
Veep for beej
Donate your spunk today
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2023 03:03 PM (/EuRN)
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LOLOLOL
Nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 03:04 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2023 03:03 PM (/EuRN)
There's an app for that.
Posted by: Jocelyn Elders at July 10, 2023 03:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 10, 2023 03:05 PM (ssESX)
I agree, and yes, six years ago Biden was not exactly sharp in any case.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2023 03:05 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Ripley at July 10, 2023 03:04 PM (KrJTL)
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But my cutting of energy use doesn't make their access to their own secret nuclear power plants that are separated from the wind and solar farms they insist upon us any less.
I could live like a king on my own and their lives wouldn't be diminished one bit, except in comparison...
Oh...I think I see the problem here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2023 03:03 PM (j4U/Z)
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Further confirmation then that he's an American Patriot and Hero.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 10, 2023 03:05 PM (92zmd)
Posted by: Axeman at July 10, 2023 03:06 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023
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True, he was Corsican. Is that a separate dialect of Italian, or is it considered a language of its own?
Posted by: Meghan Markle at July 10, 2023 03:03 PM (J2vNu)
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Laetitia Casta was Corsican as well.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 10, 2023 03:06 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2023 03:07 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 10, 2023 03:06 PM (ssESX)
Did she pass away?
*doffs cap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 03:07 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2023 03:02 PM (x0n13)
I will give Pacino credit for "You Don't Know Jack". MI dwellers, did he do a good Jack Kevorkian or what?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 03:07 PM (D5l7Y)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 10, 2023 03:07 PM (ssESX)
Prince George of Wales. ...
Princess Charlotte of Wales. ...
Prince Louis of Wales. ...
Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex. .."
For some reason I thought Mr Crown Prince has four kids. Or do they not get added to the line of succession until they are old enough to not die from most childhood diseases?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 10, 2023 03:07 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 03:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2023 03:08 PM (PVx3i)
So, I mean, this was pretty good. But... I really wish I could have seen it when Brandon fired off a dookie in front of the Pope.
Real life is like South Park now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2023 03:08 PM (oINRc)
Biden: [impersonating a President] Where are you from, son?
Welsh Guardsman: Wrexham City, Wales, sir!
Biden: Never heard of it.
Posted by: Dirty Dozen at July 10, 2023 03:08 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 10, 2023 03:07 PM (ou9hh)
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I thought Andrew had sus sex?
Posted by: Axeman at July 10, 2023 03:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 10, 2023 03:06 PM (ssESX)
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That's a name I haven't heard for a while.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)
Not kidding, Biden himself blurted it out "we're out of ammo".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2023 03:09 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 10, 2023 03:10 PM (ytSiK)
Not kidding, Biden himself blurted it out "we're out of ammo".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2023 03:09 PM (MeG8a)
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I'll assume it's true, only because I remember when we were a real country and know that we aren't anymore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2023 03:08 PM (PVx3i)
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I'd have given odds that he'd have been out by Thanksgiving 2021, Christmas at the latest. That hasn't worked out so well.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023 03:10 PM (V7LA2)
Not kidding, Biden himself blurted it out "we're out of ammo".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2023 03:09 PM (MeG8a)
We really need (needed) a crash factory building to replenish the ammo we've given away to the Ukes.
But...since it's more likely to have those weapons used against us than to protect us....fuck it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:10 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2023 03:09 PM (MeG8a)
Did they check the National Park Service and IRS?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 10, 2023 03:10 PM (ufFY8)
Not kidding, Biden himself blurted it out "we're out of ammo".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2023 03:09 PM (MeG8a)
Which is why Iran is getting Froggy in the Gulf... they want to drive up oil prices now that they can export again.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 03:11 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 10, 2023 03:06 PM (ssESX)
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That's a name I haven't heard for a while.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)
Reminder:
https://tinyurl.com/3kf7v6eh
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023 02:58 PM (V7LA2)
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Definitely is, but the production design!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler
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Ridley Scott's first movie, The Duellists (based on a Josef Conrad book and a true story about two officers fighting repeated duels over several decades) was set during the Napoleonic Wars. Stars Harvey Keitel and Keith Carradine and it's pretty damn good.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 10, 2023 03:11 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2023 03:11 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Dirty Dozen at July 10, 2023 03:11 PM (4I/2K)
But...since it's more likely to have those weapons used against us than to protect us....fuck it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:10 PM (xcxpd)
The bottleneck for the Javelin Missile? Computer chips, which are IMPORTED.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 03:11 PM (oHd/0)
That is the struggle. Seriously.
Please identify what makes our "culture" American.
Problem is, there is no American Culture anymore. There is something called Heritage America, but the FUSA has been so Balkanized into mini and micro cultures that there is no longer any way to say "Yep, That's American" - except for Hollywood's perverted movies.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 10, 2023 03:12 PM (p8A+W)
https://tinyurl.com/3kf7v6eh
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)
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Oh, I don't need a reminder.
I sure do appreciate it, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 03:12 PM (t0OGg)
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Breaking royal protocol is the very least of Biden's transgressions, and hardly one at that, given that we are the USA, a former colony that kicked the monarchy out.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 10, 2023 03:12 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Garth at July 10, 2023 03:12 PM (ssESX)
So, I mean, this was pretty good. But... I really wish I could have seen it when Brandon fired off a dookie in front of the Pope.
Real life is like South Park now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Yes it is. But unlike South Park, the consequences are impoverishment of the middle class, rising deaths due to suicide, the Death Vaxx, widespread violations of constitutional rights and norms, and a criminal family ensconced in the nation's highest office.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2023 03:12 PM (V8NhF)
I think that each of the different Italian city states and regions have their own accent but its probably too subtle for a non-native to recognize
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2023 03:12 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Mark in SC at July 10, 2023 03:13 PM (tmpTk)
Free speech is so ... constitutional.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 02:50 PM (RIvkX)
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You some sort of absolutist?
Posted by: Diversity Dick-Janitor II at July 10, 2023 03:00 PM (krQz2)
He's so divisive
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:13 PM (xcxpd)
I just watched the video. Charles let FJB go first to embarrass us. Imagine being a British 'telly' viewer. They're going, WTF? That's who you guys chose for President?!
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2023 03:13 PM (dNNCD)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 03:11 PM (oHd/0)
I seem to remember an argument somewhere about keeping all supply chains necessary for national defense completely in country...
NVM.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 03:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 10, 2023 03:13 PM (17s+e)
BBC news presenter who announced the Queen's death is the likely suspect in an unnamed £35k ($45k) pay for sexy (legally underaged) pics scheme including possible blackmail, drug addiction, tabloid stories, super-injunctions, and the grown ass old man's own ass being revealed in photos leaked on Twitter last night.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 10, 2023 03:13 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 10, 2023 03:13 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 10, 2023 03:11 PM (Dm8we)
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Frickin' brilliant. Get the Blu-Ray.
Plus, the girl d'Hubert marries is incredibly adorable.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023 03:13 PM (V7LA2)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (oHd/0)
I think that each of the different Italian city states and regions have their own accent but its probably too subtle for a non-native to recognize
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2023 03:12 PM (0hOvj)
Our own spellings and pronunciations, too!
Posted by: Bensonhurst Spelling Bee at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (4I/2K)
I got a copy of that finally, haven't watched it yet. Sword fighting specialists and fencers absolutely rave over the duels
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (9e2kV)
Posted by: Garth at July 10, 2023 03:12 PM (ssESX)
Nice hash. Topical.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Willie Brown at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (Geoni)
Eh, if they want to raise a stink about FJB I'll allow it.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 03:11 PM (oHd/0)
They can't even increase supply of 155 rounds, which are 'dumb'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (W+TLY)
Hell to that NO
Giving ammo and weapons to the Party Military and to this junta is like giving grenades and loaded handguns to toddlers. Evil crack-baby toddlers whose mother is a whore and spends a lot of time in jail.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (p8A+W)
https://is.gd/zsFDef
'Murica!!!!!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2023 03:15 PM (bTaUx)
Posted by: Megthered at July 10, 2023 03:15 PM (o5NxR)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (oHd/0)
Drag shows in fabulous camo be expensive, yo!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 10, 2023 03:15 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023 03:13 PM (V7LA2)
Huge tracts of land!
Posted by: King of Swamp Castle at July 10, 2023 03:15 PM (4I/2K)
Also: why are all these french people talking with british accents?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 03:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 10, 2023 03:15 PM (p8A+W)
Modern just in time supply chain management and short sighted budget decision making that believes stockpiling anything is a waste of resources and money.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 10, 2023 03:16 PM (k1Qly)
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it."
Posted by: Jack Handey at July 10, 2023 03:16 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (oHd/0)
Defense contractors need a third and fourth house, sweetie. They are all about the passive income portfolio. And wagyu beef, the real stuff.
Posted by: Moki at July 10, 2023 03:16 PM (JrN/x)
Some low down on my LASIK experience.
I really think I was underdrugged. I've had one panic attack in my life, and this came damn close.
But still, they moved me on a bed from one machine that, I think, either created the incision for the flap or just mapped it out at a detail necessary for the other machine. They they swung me over to the other where there was some delicate work on my eyes with tiny instruments, some burning smells as the lasers did their work, and then some more delicate work with tiny instruments.
I then sat in the dark for about 30 minutes waiting for Dolley to pick me up, I took some Tylenol PM, I took a nap, and I woke up to vision approximately equal to my glasses vision when my glasses were smudgy.
Fucking miracle, and I'd do it again even with the damn near panic attack.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:16 PM (LvTSG)
Just give us the money to solve the problem we created. We'll take care of the details...
Posted by: The Deep State at July 10, 2023 03:16 PM (dNNCD)
Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2023 03:16 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: VDH at July 10, 2023 03:17 PM (53oGX)
Yeah, not something I'm gonna get worked up about
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2023 03:17 PM (0hOvj)
Upper decked it.
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Hail, Britannia.
The crappers clogged again. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 10, 2023 03:17 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2023 02:56 PM (x0n13)
Maybe she was a lonely and horny widow who John Kerry ravished "in a fashion reminiscient of Jen-Jiss Caan..."?
The hormones may have overruled the rationality.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 02:57 PM (D5l7Y)
I doubt attraction had much to do with it. That was the age where everyone was looking for another Kennedy and being the Jackie O in that scenario was just what Heinz was purchasing. Too bad she didn't realize that the liberal train was going to turn into Environmental Central and the big party would turn into leftist scolds.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 10, 2023 03:17 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM
Do the Ukes actually use 155s, or do they use the old Soviet 152s?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2023 03:17 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (9e2kV)
Ok, I LOLed.
And I have been to Paw Paw, where there is a factory.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 10, 2023 03:17 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 10, 2023 03:17 PM (p8A+W)
https://is.gd/zsFDef
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)
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Florida woman, looking good!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:18 PM (xcxpd)
President Biden's response "Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen". CNN belives this to be a brillant strategy that only President Biden could contrive !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 10, 2023 03:18 PM (9e2kV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 03:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:16 PM (LvTSG)
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I'm glad you had, on balance, a good experience.
Is it expected to clear up to "clean glasses" vision, or are you at your end state now?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 03:18 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 10, 2023 03:18 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
In the circles she associates with, I am sure it seemed a plus to be married to a US Senator. Waking up to Mr. Ed each morning was secondary.
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2023 03:18 PM (oiNtH)
Also: why are all these french people talking with british accents?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 03:15 PM (zZu0s)
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Vanessa Kirby.
Would you rather hear bad French accents or native English accents? It's like when Kubrick had all of his French characters sound like they're from New York in Paths of Glory or in The Death of Stalin where they're all speaking different American accents.
Bad foreign accents take you out of a movie far more than good native speakers speaking natively while pretending to speak another language.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
They have some schlub in the back with a bench grinder shaving off 3mms from each round.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 10, 2023 03:18 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2023 03:19 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM
Do the Ukes actually use 155s, or do they use the old Soviet 152s?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2023 03:17 PM (FVJNG)
They're using everything they can beg, borrow or steal. We sent a bunch of 155's as did some NATO nicklefuckers IIRC
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:19 PM (xcxpd)
Modern just in time supply chain management and short sighted budget decision making that believes stockpiling anything is a waste of resources and money.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 10, 2023 03:16 PM (k1Qly)
That's probably the real reason for shortages, but I'm partial to my (kinda mean) theory.
Posted by: Moki at July 10, 2023 03:19 PM (JrN/x)
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Biden probably crop dusted the King.
And he liked it.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 10, 2023 03:19 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2023 03:17 PM
Never mind. Looks like we gave them some.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2023 03:19 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 10, 2023 03:19 PM (okGHj)
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We'll get our friend Xi to build one for us. Those Chinese are crafty! We'll have that ammo in no time. Plus Hunty will get paid and I'll get my 10%. Not a joke, folks!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 10, 2023 03:19 PM (fs1hN)
Why do you think they have many mansions?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 10, 2023 03:19 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
In the circles she associates with, I am sure it seemed a plus to be married to a US Senator. Waking up to Mr. Ed each morning was secondary.
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2023 03:18 PM (oiNtH)
It is like a daily message from the Mob…
Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2023 03:19 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 03:19 PM (RIvkX)
Is it expected to clear up to "clean glasses" vision, or are you at your end state now?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 03:18 PM (t0OGg)
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I was told it should improve potentially over weeks, but at least over a few days. I've already seen improvement over the last hour.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: GimpyMcGimpo at July 10, 2023 03:20 PM (vh5dR)
Bad foreign accents take you out of a movie far more than good native speakers speaking natively while pretending to speak another language.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
I maintain that the accents in the Death of Stalin is part of the joke. It's hilarious hearing Stalin speaking with a near cockney accent.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:20 PM (xcxpd)
I'm not even black and I feel cringy having Kamala Harris be thrown up as a black woman to represent them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2023 03:20 PM (0hOvj)
https://is.gd/zsFDef
Hmmm...
She could make the Li'l General stand up and salute.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2023 03:21 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
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Nice. Congrats.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2023 03:21 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023 03:10 PM (V7LA2)
I wouldn't be the least bit shocked if the cocaine was for Joe. I mean, even if Hunter brought it in, at least 10% was for The Big Guy.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2023 03:21 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
I hope you heal soon, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:21 PM (xcxpd)
Not kidding, Biden himself blurted it out "we're out of ammo".
What he actually said was "we're low on it", referring to 155 mm howitzer shells.
https://tinyurl.com/3dzf26ha
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2023 03:21 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2023 03:14 PM (oHd/0)
Defense contractors need a third and fourth house, sweetie. They are all about the passive income portfolio. And wagyu beef, the real stuff.
Posted by: Moki at July 10, 2023 03:16 PM (JrN/x)
We only have one factory making ammunition. In a serious country this would require many people to be shot. If we had the ammo.
There's often an issue in peacetime in getting expensive, exciting tech improvements and neglecting the boring stuff that wins wars. Hence the routine problem of Navies not having enough destroyers and escort ships to run convoys or protect the pricey capital ships. Or units to be stuffed with fancy guns and tanks and not have the infantry to take and hold ground.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 10, 2023 03:21 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Romeo13
The dollar value budgeted for Ukrain aids is not dollars spent buying new munitions and sending those over, it is the value of munitions we have in stockpile which are then sent over.
Now, given that the stockpiles had already been paid for, where does the money go?
Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2023 03:21 PM (ga8qR)
Posted by: Romeo13
I have this nagging suspicion we're going to be thankful for that in a few years.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at July 10, 2023 03:22 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:20 PM (xcxpd)
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It very well may be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2023 03:18 PM (oiNtH)
If Wilbur only knew!
Posted by: Connie Hines at July 10, 2023 03:22 PM (ufFY8)
I really, really hate smudgy glasses. Hopefully that's not the end state.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2023 03:22 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Itchin' To Share at July 10, 2023 03:22 PM (T0tUU)
Not kidding, Biden himself blurted it out "we're out of ammo".
What he actually said was "we're low on it", referring to 155 mm howitzer shells.
https://tinyurl.com/3dzf26ha
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2023 03:21 PM (eOEVl)
he should know the Brits have given away the little they had and then some.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 10, 2023 03:22 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Romeo13
I hear the Taliban has some kick-ass ammo that they could sell us at a discount.
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2023 03:23 PM (oiNtH)
The Queen earned her respect, Charles has earned nothing and deserves no respect, he's to be treated like nothing more than an old money douche.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 10, 2023 03:23 PM (0Zl/+)
Me too! Mocking logistics isn't as much fun as mocking greed.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 10, 2023 03:23 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 03:23 PM (RIvkX)
Biden's hoarding it to shoot at "MAGA Republicans".
Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2023 03:23 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:21 PM (xcxpd)
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I just need Ridley Scott film to wash over my eyeballs, and I'll be fine.
Now...where to start...perhaps somewhere in the P's?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Romeo13
I hear the Taliban has some kick-ass ammo that they could sell us at a discount.
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2023 03:23 PM (oiNtH)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:23 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Romeo13
I have this nagging suspicion we're going to be thankful for that in a few years.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at July 10, 2023 03:22 PM
Don't worry...we've been stockpiling.
Posted by: IRS/DoE/EPA/HHS/BLM at July 10, 2023 03:23 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: Zelensky at July 10, 2023 03:24 PM (4I/2K)
I'm old enough to remember when Spitting Image ripped Old Dutch Reagan mercilessly about being an old doddering senile warmongering moron.
But here we are. SNL is silent as well.
Too fucking funny how captured and pathetic "comedy" is.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 10, 2023 03:24 PM (UCNv1)
Now...where to start...perhaps somewhere in the P's?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)
I'll get the hose. You're clearly still doped.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:24 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 10, 2023 03:24 PM (9e2kV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 03:23 PM (RIvkX)
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Fucking miracle of science.
Lasers man. Think of all the good freaking sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads would do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)
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My vision was clear after a good night's sleep. The main sequela I had after that was "starring" of bright lights at night, and that went away after a few months.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2023 03:25 PM (V7LA2)
Didn't they sell a bunch of it to Putin?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2023 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:24 PM (xcxpd)
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I went backwards and ended up with Robin Hood.
I suppose that should do!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2023 03:17 PM
Never mind. Looks like we gave them some.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2023 03:19 PM (FVJNG)
We gave them lots of 155s, as did every NATO nation and then some. Many of the guns have been bombed out during the war which helps with the ammo shortage.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 10, 2023 03:25 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2023 03:25 PM (RIvkX)
But could we really tell a difference if he were now typing blindly? I dunno.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 10, 2023 03:25 PM (k1Qly)
Excellent point. I wonder how much we left behind.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2023 03:26 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 10, 2023 03:26 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 10, 2023 03:26 PM (9e2kV)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 10, 2023 03:25 PM (k1Qly)
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Now I can't tell when the red squiggles go away asjdfakld;
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:26 PM (LvTSG)
I suppose that should do!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
Hm. Interesting choice. Hope you enjoy it. I'm seriously thinking about screening Blade Runner tonight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:26 PM (xcxpd)
https://is.gd/zsFDef
'Murica!!!!!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2023 03:15 PM (bTaUx)
If i remember my early aughts internet correctly, you can find A LOT, more of this blonde floating around many a website.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 10, 2023 03:27 PM (0Zl/+)
I don't wear glasses except for some magnifiers. They help read the fine print.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2023 03:27 PM (MeG8a)
This week should be fun.
Posted by: wth at July 10, 2023 03:27 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:26 PM (xcxpd)
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In all seriousness, I think I'll either continue with Peter Weir and watch The Mosquito Coast, watch my Netflix movie, Moliere, or end up watching the next episode of Taskmaster with Dolley.
Not sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
Hm. Interesting choice. Hope you enjoy it. I'm seriously thinking about screening Blade Runner tonight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:26 PM (xcxpd)
Which version??
Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2023 03:28 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Archimedes
$88 billion in military equipment. A nice chunk of that is ammo.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2023 03:28 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2023 03:20 PM (0hOvj)
It's rather curious, even athletes and entertainers, the 21st century has tossed up some real losers. Lebron and Kobe are both high school dropouts. Tiger was made a laughing stock for a while there. Kevin Hart got fired from hosting the Oscars, Rock got slapped by a cucked Will Smith, Cosby went to prison, Chappelle is HATED by the left for daring to leave the reservation...
It's a long list of black celebs whose dirty laundry gets aired regularly, while idiots like Whoopie seem to be the high point of teevee media black representation.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2023 03:28 PM (dGCAG)
Bad foreign accents take you out of a movie far more than good native speakers speaking natively while pretending to speak another language.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
Given how hard it is to get Slavic accents right (think Cate Blanchett in the Indiana Jones movie where they should havde stopped), it actually made sense to have the various "Soviet" characters speak a variety of English language accents. The Soviet Empire was a big place, Russia still is, and surely it had and has regional accents and dialects.
AND "The Death Of Stalin" is darkly hilarious, more or less historically accurate save for some timeline shifts for plot pacing, and the movie shows the brutality of the Soviet Empire in a way that Hollywood movies normally avoid. A must see.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 10, 2023 03:28 PM (D5l7Y)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 10, 2023 03:24 PM (9e2kV)
Well Agent Orange is a defoliant and not much needed in East Ukraine. Both sides are already using Napalm or the cheap Russian version thereof.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:28 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 10, 2023 03:24 PM (9e2kV)
I am sure we probably have some mustard gas lying around. Maybe chlorine shells.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 03:28 PM (zZu0s)
Now...where to start...perhaps somewhere in the P's?
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That Robin Hood movie sucked balls.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 10, 2023 03:28 PM (bA3Ln)
I don't wear glasses except for some magnifiers. They help read the fine print.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2023 03:27 PM (MeG8a)
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I was told by both doctors I saw that I'll most likely need readers at some point anyway.
It's also funny. The doctor's office I did not go to called me about 4 hours after my Lasik asking if I was going to reconsider going to them. I politely told them no, and it was because they were simply too expensive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: fd at July 10, 2023 03:29 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2023 03:21 PM (ga8qR)
Don't look at that mountain of Cocaine that follows Hunter everywhere he goes...
Posted by: XTC at July 10, 2023 03:29 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2023 03:28 PM (dGCAG)
Oh, and then there's Kanye...
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2023 03:29 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:26 PM (xcxpd)
Which version??
Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2023 03:28 PM (PCK5/)
Euro theatrical cut. As much as Harrison Ford phoned in his narration performance, I like the Noir vibe the voiceover provides.
Also no stupid unicorn dreams pasted in from Legend in that version.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 10, 2023 03:30 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 10, 2023 03:30 PM (B1FKF)
Now I just wear some around my neck.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2023 03:30 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 10, 2023 03:26 PM (9e2kV)
Ukraine has already used some sort of bomblet load earlier in the war when striking civilian areas in Donetsk. I saw a English expat deliver a teen who'd lost a leg to one bring him a PS5 and TV monitor for Christmas.
Militarily, it seems a bit of a waste for supporting an offensive into a fortified zone as the single round certainly has much more blasting power. But too much of the action on our side in this war has little to do with military sense.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 10, 2023 03:30 PM (eoQWY)
This week should be fun.
Posted by: wth
All of them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 10, 2023 03:30 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2023 03:31 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: ShainS
White, uptight & outta sight!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2023 02:35 PM (9J0M0)
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Heh.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 10, 2023 03:31 PM (Q+M7t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
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I liked Mosquito Coast.
I was on a Weir kick for a little bit.
Posted by: Axeman at July 10, 2023 03:31 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2023 03:28 PM (dGCAG)
How dare you!
Posted by: Joy Reid, Harvard (but just cuz Affirmative Action) at July 10, 2023 03:32 PM (PiwSw)
Blonde:
https://tinyurl.com/5ymdbmke
Brunette:
https://tinyurl.com/ym9n9ruc
My gut is telling me to ask her out, so she is definitely crazy. But damn, it's those eyes. Insane hot. The rest is nice too.
Or, I'm the crazy one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2023 03:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Iris at July 10, 2023 03:38 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 10, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
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I liked Mosquito Coast.
I was on a Weir kick for a little bit.
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I like movie sort of but I really liked the book.
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'You have to ask what was the point in Biden coming over? It seems to be quite a dismissive trip in many respects,' Gardiner told DailyMail.com.
His reason for this overseas trip is to attend some sort of NATO meeting in Vilnius, Lithuania. I believe he 'visited' England because AF1 needed to refuel someplace in Europe to get to Vilnius, and to take a day to help get his ancient internal clock set to times in Europe. That's all. I suppose the Handlers thought it would be good to do both in England, so Joe could pretend he does hate every English man and woman. Hence So he drank tea with PM Sunak. And get a free meal or two off of King while reminding Charles that he, Joe, is the King of the Entire World. The Handlers must have had a hard time convincing him to not make this stop in Dublin.
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