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Secret Service Now Tasked with Solving the Mystery: Who Could Have Possibly Left a Bag of Cocaine in the White House?
Can you solve this groovy mystery?
Yeah that must be it. It must be a visitor who went through security with a bag of fucking cocaine in his pocket, and then decided to leave it there.
The U.S. Secret Service on Tuesday said it was investigating an "unknown item" found inside the White House complex on Sunday that sources said was described in radio traffic as a cocaine-like substance. "On Sunday evening, the White House complex went into a precautionary closure as officers from the Secret Service uniformed division investigated an unknown item found inside a work area," Secret Service spokesperson Anthony Guglielmi said in a statement. ... Sources told ABC News radio traffic from D.C. Fire and EMS described a powdery, cocaine-like substance being found on the White House grounds and the preliminary results from an initial field test. "We have a result on the [inaudible]" a voice on the traffic can be heard saying. "We have a yellow bar stating cocaine hydrochloride." The powder was found in the West Wing area of the White House, multiple law enforcement sources told ABC News. Some visitors are able to tour parts of the West Wing, and tours typically take place on the weekends.
Jazz Shaw points out that initial reports said that the coke was found in the White House residence -- but then the Secret Service kept changing the story to move it further and further away from Joe Biden and his "family."
When asked if there were tours last weekend, the Secret Service would not confirm that, saying: "These are details that are pertinent to our investigation and not something we can get into." Cocaine hydrochloride can be used as an anesthetic or to control bleeding, but it is also considered to have effects similar to crack cocaine, according to a study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association. "The physiological and psychoactive effects of cocaine are similar regardless of whether it is in the form of cocaine hydrochloride or crack cocaine (cocaine base)," the study says.
One of the crazier stories to show up this week (and the competition was fierce) involved a bag of cocaine being found at the White House. For one thing, the story kept changing on a daily basis. It was initially reported that the drugs were found "near" the White House. Later, the WaPo reported that it was found in the White House library, which would have placed it inside the executive mansion. But as the nation celebrated America's birthday, the tale changed yet again. The Secret Service contradicted the library story, saying that the baggie of coke was not in the library. It was found "in a work area in the West Wing." The location was described as being "in a storage facility in a cubby routinely used by White House staff and guests to store cellphones." This would be a very interesting development indeed, particularly since it would limit the possible list of suspects significantly, making a potential investigation easier. Here is more from Redstate.It's a mystery that may never be solved, the Secret Service promised Biden.
According to the new report, it was in an area where you would have top aides to Biden or guests. So if top aides or guests of Joe Biden or his staff stash their stuff there, then the question is: Who put it there? This probably kills the "some random person from a tour brought it in" theory if it was found in that work area location. One would have to imagine that there are cameras and security all over the building. Who is bringing cocaine to the White House? Where are the cameras and the logs of the people who it could have been?
James RosenThe media keeps pushing the idea that this isn't cocaine-cocaine, this is merely "cocaine hydrocholoride," which is an entirely different, medically-justified form of cocaine. No. Cocaine is made from the paste of the coca plant. It becomes a dry white powder when it is made into the salt of cocaine. Cocaine salt is cocaine hydrochloride -- the common white powder form of the drug. Wikipedia says:
@JamesRosenTV BREAKING: Multiple officials at @USSecretService tell @NEWSMAX
that contrary to more recent published reports, the cocaine was found 'in a work area in the West Wing," not in the @WhiteHouse library--and that the cocaine was "in a baggie" when discovered, not loose or concealed.
Cocaine in its purest form is a white, pearly product. Cocaine appearing in powder form is a salt, typically cocaine hydrochloride.They say "typically," I imagine, because you can make it a salt a lot of different ways. But the media is lying when they suggest that this is probably just the "medical" form of cocaine. Well, cocaine powder does have a medicinal use and can be prescribed. Most people who use cocaine, however, are using the drug, let us say, "off-label." Some people, I'm told, just like the way it smells. At the moment we have no idea who could have left the cocaine powder at the White House. Unrelated: Hunter Biden once filmed himself smoking crack cocaine behind the wheel of a car, and also another time when he was driving 172 mph. I'm sure he wasn't on drugs that time. He was just on his way to Vegas, which isn't known as much of a party town.
Hunter Biden apparently filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel of a car in 2018 -- the same year he took a picture of himself driving 172 mph in a Porsche, according to thousands of newly uploaded photos from the first son's abandoned laptop. Biden, 53, is seen flashing what looks like a crack pipe and smoking it while driving through a residential neighborhood in Arlington, Virginia, on June 12, 2018, according to the photos uploaded by Marco Polo, a nonprofit firm headed by former Donald Trump aide Garrett Ziegler. Less than two months later, he was seen racing to Las Vegas on August 1, when he took a snap of the car's dashboard, revealing that he was going at least 172 mph.
The pictures were found on Biden's infamous laptop, which also contained messages to multiple women waiting for him to arrive in Sin City for a hot tub party, the Daily Mail reported Sunday. ... Hunter BidenHunter Biden has admitted to being high while behind the wheel in the past. ... The Vegas trip appears to have taken place during the weeks-long bender Hunter Biden admitted to going on during a January 2019 conversation with a hooker, which was caught on video when he forgot to turn off his laptop camera after having sex with her. The speeding incident was only one of several where Biden appeared to disregard traffic and safety laws while snapping photos of himself.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at July 05, 2023 12:02 PM (aJxr8)
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Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:07 PM (nMXLX)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 05, 2023 12:07 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: BignJames at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (AwYPR)
Right it is always "we must hide all evidence in this active investigation"
Five years later when a dozen smoking guns are destroyed we get "No reasonable prosecutor ..." bull sheet.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (qhabz)
Posted by: The Deep State! at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (cE/Tp)
-DU, definitely
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: B Seger at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (7RAhE)
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (MKYyq)
Posted by: tony litwin at July 05, 2023 12:09 PM (M0GgG)
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"Doctor" Jill couldn't explain how teeth work.
Although she could probably cut a circle out of red construction paper and glue cotton balls to the outside edge and then fold it over and tell 2nd graders (or 7th grade inner city kids) that it was a mouth.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:09 PM (nMXLX)
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Theory:
Ace is actually Pablo Escobar in hiding.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:09 PM (LvTSG)
that contrary to more recent published reports, the cocaine was found 'in a work area in the West Wing," not in the @WhiteHouse library--and that the cocaine was "in a baggie" when discovered, not loose or concealed.
They're saying that because not that many people have access to the library - the work area of the West Wing has a lot more access, thereby directing attention away from Hunter.
Posted by: The Deep State! at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (2tUFv)
They're showing you exactly how they function.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (nMXLX)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (gf7Ez)
lol, we cannot comment about an "ongoing investigation" that may cost our jobs and pensions if we told you what really happened
Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (786Ro)
The SS should start with visitors from Chicago.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Zombie Ric James at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (cE/Tp)
@ChrisDJackson
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.
1. Hunter has been at Camp David since Friday. This was found Sunday evening. The WH is searched daily, extensively.
2. The White House Library is included in the White House tour, so it's reasonable to figure a visitor dropped or planted whatever was left.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: JB1000 at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (MD3V2)
You seem quite well versed in cocaine.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (ZLI7S)
that contrary to more recent published reports, the cocaine was found 'in a work area in the West Wing
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Yes, that's better.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (nMXLX)
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 12:04 PM (uH1zk)
They can't get DNA or fingerprint evidence off that baggie. It was accidentally burned by the Secret Service ten seconds after it was found. Or so we'll be told.
Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (KM/q4)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: B Seger at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (7RAhE)
Ace is actually Pablo Escobar in hiding.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:09 PM (LvTSG)
This is war.
Posted by: El Chapo at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (8OPUa)
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Yeah, it's outlandish. To find out the answer to this question should be pretty easy:
1. Identify who is allowed in that does *not* have to go through security, or who have a good relationship with the security staff.
2. Find out when those people entered.
3. Look at the CCTV.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (t0OGg)
Doubtful. That requires spatial reasoning, and somehow I doubt that's one of Dr. Jill's strengths.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Coke O'Leaf at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (Vwz3I)
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IIRC people can lean in the door to look into the library during the tour, but it takes someone special to be allowed to go hang out there and look at porn on his laptop.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (nMXLX)
Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (8OPUa)
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LOL. Is it still a cover-up when it's so obvious?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (t0OGg)
Ace is actually Pablo Escobar in hiding.
The Pablo Esco Bar was Hershey's best selling product in the 1930s.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (fb7jX)
Hunter the whoremonger pathetic
Dropped a baggie that jarred the aesthetic
The cops said "no joke,
This bag's full of coke!"
Au contraire, it's nasal anesthetic!
Posted by: Yeah it's no Muldoon... at July 04, 2023 02:10 PM (dE+9W)
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (MKYyq)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (N3zMI)
@ChrisDJackson
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (jzzG
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Unrelated: Hunter Biden once filmed himself smoking crack cocaine behind the wheel of a car, and also another time when he was driving 172 mph.
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I just have to say that, in some ways, this is my favorite timeline.
The entertainment from our corrupted, decadent elite is just primo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
new hotness: What happens in the White House stays in the White House
Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: BignJames at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (r3Ami)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Brandon at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (eHovo)
Yeah, I like archimedes' theory that Hunter is constantly lashing out about the fact that Beau was the Chosen One, while Hunter was relegated to being a mere bagman.
Deliberate sabotage, even if not done consciously.
Posted by: The Deep State! at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (cxHZm)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (yRved)
I could be wrong but I remember not being allowed to bring my purse or a bag with me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (4xF2M)
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'Tis a great mystery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: pawn at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (wsHtO)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (M23Y7)
Doubtful. That requires spatial reasoning, and somehow I doubt that's one of Dr. Jill's strengths.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Don't forget that her doctorate is in showing children how to cut shapes out of construction paper.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (nMXLX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (PVx3i)
Posted by: L - Pratice makes perfect & speeds the security clearance process. at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (cE/Tp)
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(lays $20 on table)
The Secret Service has had to use narcan on him before.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (nMXLX)
BetOnline.ag
@betonline_ag
Who owns the cocaine found in the White House?
Which will be found first, the owner of the white house cocaine, or the leaker in the SCOTUS?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (CecP5)
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LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (eOEVl)
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It was found with a note reading, "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Robert
Rim of a Margherita glass.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (l6UsA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Fredo Biden at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (flINI)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: DB - for a brighter tomorrow at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: ZZ-TOP at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (tPpAz)
Posted by: Nova Local at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (YRsIm)
Posted by: JackStraw
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That's the pot calling snow white if ever there was.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (Vwz3I)
2 / 3 of his kids are KNOWN Cocaine users.
The other one is dead.
I would not discount Joe and Jill as a source.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (cE/Tp)
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (RG6z4)
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.
The Left continually exposes their ignorance of the law . Unfortunately a lot of times because they see the law doesn't apply to them.
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (cxHZm)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (yRved)
Ace, did anyone in the real world/news mention that this is the second year in a row we've had a tranny commit a mass shooting against normal people on Independence Day?
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (nMXLX)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (4xF2M)
(I bet the Secret Service Protective agents REALLY EFFIN' LOVE TO BE SET UP TO LIE AND FAIL)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (8OPUa)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (qrIpd)
Unrelated: Hunter Biden once filmed himself smoking crack cocaine behind the wheel of a car, and also another time when he was driving 172 mph.
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LOL.
Hunter is an obvious point for speculation for sure. But I sincerely doubt that he's the only cokehead in heart of the executive offices. It might be easier to start by ruling out who it *couldn't* be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (t0OGg)
Too bad they don't have cameras filming practically every square inch of the White House.
Esp. the areas with any sort of public access.
Maybe then the Secret Service could solve this impossible mystery.
But, they don't, so I guess we'll never know.
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (fb7jX)
*cough*what am I, chopped liver?*cough*
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (RG6z4)
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"He's just a private individual! Unlike the Covington Kid."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: DB - for a brighter tomorrow at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (geLO8)
I'm sure he wasn't on drugs that time. He was just on his way to Vegas, which isn't known as much of a party town.
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He was merely auditioning for a cameo in "Fast and Furious 69: Beijing Drift."
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (MKYyq)
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.
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I hope he does too. Discovery bitchez... and libel laws for a public figure. This guy is one stupid ignorant cock sucker.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (17s+e)
These guys can't be seen around anyone that is suspect.
I always wondered how Bamy got his shit.
Posted by: pawn at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (wsHtO)
You want security? Pay it out of your own damned pocket, scumbag.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (Xt8DX)
Posted by: Cameras covering every square inch of WH at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (f9EvM)
Ace is actually Pablo Escobar in hiding.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:09 PM (LvTSG)
Under the clever alias of Esco Pablobar.
Posted by: Nobody will ever figure it out at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (dE+9W)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (l6UsA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (t0OGg)
This is obv to make Joe uncomfortable.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 12:18 PM (qrIpd)
Cocaine in its purest form is a white, pearly product. Cocaine appearing in powder form is a salt, typically cocaine hydrochloride.
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Based on Wikipedia's track record, look for this to be edited to fit with the new, correct narrative.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 05, 2023 12:18 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:18 PM (cE/Tp)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2023 12:18 PM (PVx3i)
Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2023 12:18 PM (AMIL/)
Intense security.
Source, I watched someone go through security to get into the OEOB (part of the White House complex) who worked in the OEOB.
Posted by: The Deep State! at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: L - Pratice makes perfect & speeds the security clearance process. at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (RG6z4)
Cocaine in its purest form is a white, pearly product. Cocaine appearing in powder form is a salt, typically cocaine hydrochloride.
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"and is airborne, often persisting on surfaces like library desks for years after Trump left office."
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (nMXLX)
Don Jr.!
Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (oiNtH)
sumptin really nasty
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (us2H3)
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Put me down for "a dead hooker."
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (MKYyq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (rLD7a)
Posted by: Tony Montana at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (M23Y7)
Posted by: Cameras covering every square inch of WH at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (f9EvM)
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.
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I hope he does too. Discovery bitchez... and libel laws for a public figure. This guy is one stupid ignorant cock sucker.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM
What are the damages? And yes, discovery would be lit.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (4xF2M)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (flINI)
Pfft....
I'm sure the Secret Service will do a bang up job in discovering who that llello belongs to.
Posted by: Dick Turpin at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (kJ3m1)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (bkUtD)
Ewww. I feel sorry for the female staff.
Secret Service as Biden wanders around nude: "COBRA, COBRA, COBRA"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (p8A+W)
Out of Wedlock child born to stripper mother.
Bribes.
Murder.
International Intrigue.
Sounds like a fantastic soap box drama for the ages.
Normals restored.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (6Tc2R)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2023 12:18 PM (PVx3i)
Fish chum.
Posted by: BignJames at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (AwYPR)
@ChrisDJackson
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.
1. Hunter has been at Camp David since Friday. This was found Sunday evening. The WH is searched daily, extensively.
2. The White House Library is included in the White House tour, so it's reasonable to figure a visitor dropped or planted whatever was left.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (jzzG
Hahahagahagagghahahahah
Lololololololololololo
Posted by: Occams razor at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (eggM4)
1st, it's was implied it was "medical" cocaine.
2nd, implied merely found on the grounds, maybe was tossed over the fence. By some random passersby, you know?
3rd, it was said it was in the library. Maybe a tourist on part of the public tour, who knows?!
4th, it's now a "storage cubby." Implying it's like in the employee locker room, coked-up kitchen staff dontcha know.
My favorite is the rabid leftie, back when it was #3, angrily demanding Hunter sue the shit out of everyone saying it was his because "in the library with Colonel Mustard--visited by the public" proved it could not have been Hunter.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (29rl5)
Posted by: Fisht at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ZRarh)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (4xF2M)
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"Discovery will be lit" is something that has never been true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (4xF2M)
Trump planted that baggie!
Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (AMIL/)
Esp. the areas with any sort of public access.
Maybe then the Secret Service could solve this impossible mystery.
But, they don't, so I guess we'll never know.
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (fb7jX)
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SS has their crack team on it: Agents Shaggy and Scooby.
Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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Whut? That sounds like disinformation.
Posted by: LIV at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ABY7r)
1. Judge Crater's dissapearance
2. Who killed Jimmy Hoffa
3. Why the Kennedy autopsy results are classified
4. Who the Jan 5th bomber was
5. Why Ray Epps was never prosecuted
6. Who the SCOTUS leaker was
7. Why Hunter forgot his coke at the White House.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (CecP5)
@rkylesmith
357 Former Intelligence Chiefs Sign Open Letter Blaming Russians for Cocaine in White House Library
Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: The 99% of FBI Agents Who Are So Fucking Honest That It Boggles The Mind at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ZLI7S)
And no, it really doesn't matter which Biden I'm talking about.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ou9hh)
But then again, there's an entire West Wing full of entitled, recent college graduates and journalists playing at world politics.
Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ptElO)
Posted by: Weasel
Probably not but it should be enough for another Mar-a-Lago raid.
Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (786Ro)
Don't let those pleated Dickies and aviator rims fool you: these guys are pros.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (PVx3i)
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Let's toss in 4) DB Cooper, 5) Black Dahlia, and 6) The Gardner Museum Heist
Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (2bFN5)
Ace is actually Pablo Escobar in hiding.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:09 PM (LvTSG)
Nah, then he would be "As de picas" and when he wasn't that he would be calling himself "el Chavo"
And then burning cobs alive when something gets posted wrong because "that's how you maintain discipline"
Also, I can't see Ace running for a seat in the Colombian Chamber of Deputies
Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Tom McCarthy at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (qo1ZS)
Posted by: LIV at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ABY7r)
It certainly has all the hallmarks.
Posted by: CIA at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (aD39U)
SS agent "we got rid of the dead Russian and Chinese hookers, the sex toys and the crack pipes. We missed the blow"
Joe " who are you again?"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (PVx3i)
Esp. the areas with any sort of public access.
Maybe then the Secret Service could solve this impossible mystery.
But, they don't, so I guess we'll never know.
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (fb7jX)
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SS has their crack team on it: Agents Shaggy and Scooby.
Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (G0vdT)
I thought, based on munchies, Shaggy was more into ganga.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ZZ-TOP at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM
"like this hoe-ride"
You have to think like a rapper.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (kjOVp)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: L - Pratice makes perfect & speeds the security clearance process. at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (GshMh)
You want security? Pay it out of your own damned pocket, scumbag.
Why not Wagner PMC to handle Biden's security?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (p8A+W)
I mean, if I was a dem who worked there and saw a baggie of white powder I would have just told Hunter he dropped his stash.
Someone was intentionally stirring shit.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (f9EvM)
That is sick. Get help.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: ZZ-TOP at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM
step mother on the side
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Tom McCarthy
Roger Clinton
Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (+6bUL)
Easy peasy. Bring in the Top. Men. of the FBI. They'll have it solved in years, if not decades.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Considering he is the smartest person Biden knows, you are absolutely correct!
My guess is he was snorting coke on the Resolute Desk while Daddy was in Wilmington.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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Whut? That sounds like disinformation.
Posted by: LIV at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ABY7r)
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Malinformation.
Get it right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (RG6z4)
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"Unexpectedly, initial reports were wrong. The substance has now been identified as combination of Ricin and Anthrax smuggled in by Trump on Putin's behalf to assassinate Chairman F. Joe! Attempted Murder, most foul!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (+GUcx)
Portland Is Unprepared for the Wave of Transgender Kids Arriving Without Housing
They're fleeing evil red states, of course.
One in every five transgender people has been homeless at some point because of family rejection, discrimination and violence, according to the National Center for Transgender Equality. Of the 1.6 million homeless youth in America, up to 40% might be transgender, the NCTE says.
Uh, huh.
The article does let reality intrude, however.
For a perspective, the annual point-in-time count of homeless people in Multnomah County reported 80 transgender people unsheltered during one week in 2022, the latest year available. That’s almost double the 42 counted in 2019.
Portland officially has more than 5,000 homeless people.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Mr Carlson - The Big Guy at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (3vCGB)
Posted by: ZZ-TOP at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM
step mother on the side
Posted by: REDACTED
Standing ovation 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (+6bUL)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (kXYt5)
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I said it earlier, but I think it was Hunter. They WANT us to know they can do anything they want.
Like wagyu beef, cars that work, air travel, etc., it's no fun if people don't know who has the actual power.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (nMXLX)
1. Judge Crater's dissapearance
2. Who killed Jimmy Hoffa
3. Why the Kennedy autopsy results are classified
4. Who the Jan 5th bomber was
5. Why Ray Epps was never prosecuted
6. Who the SCOTUS leaker was
7. Why Hunter forgot his coke at the White House.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (CecP5)
8. What is in the Nashville tranny manifesto
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (M23Y7)
The jokes on you, Jill goes commando.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (aD39U)
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A news chyron here this morning said the D.C. Fire Dept. did the testing.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Considering he is the smartest person Biden knows, you are absolutely correct!
My guess is he was snorting coke on the Resolute Desk while Daddy was in Wilmington.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (bkUtD)
He should try snorting the carbonated stuff...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Archer at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (us2H3)
Assuming Jill wears panties.
Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (8OPUa)
Posted by: Nobody will ever figure it out at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (dE+9W)
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Back up alias: Lamont, el Gran Idiota?
Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (2bFN5)
I imagine she doesn't wear panties. I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (RG6z4)
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Classic relevant scene from "True Romance" (language warning): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly_ZOAq6v4&t=30
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (ssESX)
Esp. the areas with any sort of public access.
Maybe then the Secret Service could solve this impossible mystery.
But, they don't, so I guess we'll never know.
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (fb7jX)
Come for the funny comments, stay for the biting sarcasm.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (CecP5)
So the Deep State's biggest task here is to get their own story straight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (j4U/Z)
But here, a bag of coke in the personal, private quarters of the West Wing-- no big deal, could've been a million ways it got there. Oh well.
Whatever new excuse Biden gives that replaces the old one is the New Truth.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (29rl5)
Guess it's time to arrest Trump. Again.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Mr Carlson - The Big Guy
Thank you. I knew I had seen it in a movie or tv. Could not remember who.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (f9EvM)
Hunter abandoned drugs, his driver's license, and other stuff in a rental car that he turned back in.
He has a real habit of "losing" things.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (YRsIm)
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He didn't lose it. He left it in the library where he likes to hang out.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (nMXLX)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (flINI)
They're fleeing evil red states, of course.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)
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This sounds like a reason to jack up business taxes and force everyone to shovel more money into crony pockets for a "Transgender Affirming Center" that will get built in 30 years and billions of dollars over budget.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)
Chuy. I knew he was Mexican cartel when he let that one slip out.
Probably has a convertible '68 low rider with a lift kit.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Hunter Biden, former Naval Officer and heir apparent
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (rLD7a)
In contrast to the usual Cabal op where the entire media is instantly on the same page with the final conclusions, which always implicate Trump.
That they aren't on the same page seems to implicate Donald Trump.
Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (ptElO)
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (cE/Tp)
A nuclear plant in Ukraine comes to mind.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (2tUFv)
Cocaine is white.
You do the math.... I know but this is more of a word problem.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)
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I'd like to see the evidence behind that statement - that homeless trannies are on the streets because of "discrimination and violence." Family rejection strikes me as more likely, but that doesn't lead directly vagrancy.
Mental illness and drug abuse are *extremely* strongly correlated with vagrancy, though, and I'd love to see the overlap on that particular Venn Diagram.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (t0OGg)
Esp. the areas with any sort of public access.
Maybe then the Secret Service could solve this impossible mystery.
Unfortunately the security system had a glitch so that it did not record the areas in question during the time in question. Darn the luck!
Posted by: Ripley at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (KrJTL)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (RqMSv)
@ChrisDJackson
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.
1. Hunter has been at Camp David since Friday. This was found Sunday evening. The WH is searched daily, extensively.
2. The White House Library is included in the White House tour, so it's reasonable to figure a visitor dropped or planted whatever was left.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (jzzG
The Secret Service's explosive- and drug-detection dogs assigned to the tourist entrance were all out on sick leave the last week of June and July 1.
- KJP
Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (AMIL/)
Also, I can't see Ace running for a seat in the Colombian Chamber of Deputies
Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM
Usually it's one of the CoBs fixing the close tags.
And we do have Chuy running for US Congress.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (sB9Kv)
And regarding these so-called reporters using "dashboard" when they mean "instrument panel": The old term "dashboard," I think, dated to the days of buckboards and covered wagons, denoting a wooden panel that was intended to keep splashes ("dashes") of mud and muck off the passengers' clothing. The term carried over to automobiles, since a lot of the early auto makers came from the wagon-building world (see: "Studebaker"). That nearly-level panel that extends inward from the base of your windshield is the "dashboard." The arrangement of instruments and gauges is the "instrument panel."
So your speed would not be visible from the dashboard, but from the instruments.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (J2vNu)
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Also being crazy and impossible to live with.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (nMXLX)
Joe's daughter, Ashley, is a well-known coke whore, as well as Hallie Biden, the widow of his son Beau, who Hunter was banging the grief out of immediately after they shoveled dirt on his coffin.
Sooooo many suspects.
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (8LP6B)
>>Identify who is allowed in that does *not* have to go through security, or who have a good relationship with the security staff.
The only people that are able to get in and out of the WH while by-passing security checks and scans are the President and his family.
Pretty much everyone else gets processed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (rc3Z7)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (exeWe)
There's a great Sonic Youth cut on one of their LPs that is a phone convo with Mike Watt (Minutemen/fIREHOSE) where they are trying to figure out what happened to his stash after the last show.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (cE/Tp)
Hunter abandoned drugs, his driver's license, and other stuff in a rental car that he turned back in.
He has a real habit of "losing" things.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (2tUFv)
This. He's just one of those guys who just leaves shit everywhere expecting someone to cover for him.
Anyone not named Biden would be in jail by now.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (eggM4)
Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (r3Ami)
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (RG6z4)
They're fleeing evil red states, of course. ...
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)
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Of course. Time for Portland to raise local taxes and then sue Florida to finance a refund of the new local taxes to the taxpayers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: blaster at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (YIVH2)
She uses it to get moist as her vjayjay is one dusty pooter and Hunter don't like to itch.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (XqIlw)
Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)
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I'd like to see the evidence behind that statement - that homeless trannies are on the streets because of "discrimination and violence." Family rejection strikes me as more likely, but that doesn't lead directly vagrancy.
Mental illness and drug abuse are *extremely* strongly correlated with vagrancy, though, and I'd love to see the overlap on that particular Venn Diagram.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (t0OGg)
Could also just be an excuse to run yet another eugenics program on the homeless/mentally ill population.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (eYoxG)
Maybe they'll put this videotape in the same place they hid the J6 tapes?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (ATSTk)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (cE/Tp)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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Whut? That sounds like disinformation.
Posted by: LIV at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ABY7r)
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"51 current & former U.S. intelligence "experts" have signed the letter saying this has all the earmarks of Don Jr. -- and that Hunter Biden has only ever had a medical marijuana problem after his brother Beau died in combat while in Iraq."
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (3yOOZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM
Venn Diagrams are my wheelhouse, buddy.
Posted by: Kamala! at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (rLD7a)
Had his discharge paper framed and hung.
Posted by: BignJames at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (CaJIi)
Hunter abandoned drugs, his driver's license, and other stuff in a rental car that he turned back in.
He has a real habit of "losing" things.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (2tUFv)
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Most junkies don't have people in high places able to bail them out and hush things up.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (uPgE/)
I don't think personal responsibility is high on the list of junkie attributes.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Portland officially has more than 5,000 homeless people."
So Transers are .016% of the homeless population.
Well, at least it tracks with the rest of the demographics.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (ou9hh)
if he was shot from behind, how did a piece of his skull fly backwards
Posted by: DB - for a brighter tomorrow at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Yes they do. Real master level junkies reach a point where they intentionally act flippant about throwing it around. I think to show that they do not care and are not addicted.
I have seen them toss it around like it was flour at a pizzeria.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (f9EvM)
The Secret Service will be making a far more serious effort to find out who leaked the story than whose bag of coke that belonged to.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie
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See, this is the problem when you don't have FBI, DOJ, DHS, DOD, NSA, and CIA control of the news.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (lCaJd)
Ashley was showering with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (bkUtD)
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Also being crazy and impossible to live with.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (nMXLX)
Worse than vegans?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (J2vNu)
Again, junkies don't lose their stash. was someone (hunter) using and an agent came in and he had to abandon his drugs quickly?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (4xF2M)
1. Judge Crater's dissapearance
2. Who killed Jimmy Hoffa
3. Why the Kennedy autopsy results are classified
4. Who the Jan 5th bomber was
5. Why Ray Epps was never prosecuted
6. Who the SCOTUS leaker was
7. Why Hunter forgot his coke at the White House.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (CecP5)
8. What is in the Nashville tranny manifesto
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
9. With only 135 million registered voters in 2020 how were there 153 million votes for president
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (17s+e)
Wasn't the World's Greatest Consulting Detective (no, not that Belgie fop) addicted to a "seven percent solution" of cocaine hydrochloride?
Posted by: Fox2! at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (4GxJn)
HUNTER'S COKE BAG IS BRINGING THE BIDEN FAMILY CLOSER
How the Secret Service went looking for a crime to solve, and found a FATHER'S LOVE FOR HIS SON instead
-- The Atlantic
Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (l6UsA)
*************
We had been recommending a rejection of your acceptance into the Galatic Federation but now we'll have to reconsider, provided that Hippos on Blow becomes a thing with your planet.
Posted by: The Gray Aliens at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (xxG/v)
Don Jr., AKA "Cokeahontas", accidentally left part of his stash behind!
Your little nickname makes no sense and sounds racist.
Either someone on a tour group or a staffer. No reasonable person thinks Biden was getting done up on Bolivian bingo dust. Then again, our opponents aren't exactly known for their reasonable approach to situations...
First thing we think of is that this shit was planted by the Garbage party because that's their MO: lieing, planting evidence, cheating and then lieing some more! Thats why tfg fits in so well, he's right at home, as a matter of fact tfg is head Garbage man.
Planted by a ratfucking, GOP operative, because any real cocaine user knows exactly where their shit is at all times. (Believe me, I know.)
Nobody leaves cocaine, must have been planted.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (JCZqz)
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Plus, he's the president's child. He's JUST A CHILD!!!!!!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (r3Ami)
Iraq is a helluva drug
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (us2H3)
The news says it so it must be true,
Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (r3Ami)
she probs has curlies sticking out of the edge
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (us2H3)
That's hot.
Posted by: Hunter B. at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (8OPUa)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (29rl5)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (xTRSc)
does fang fang have an alibi?
Posted by: anachronda at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (v3pYe)
Well, at least it tracks with the rest of the demographics.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (ou9hh)
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80/5000 == 0.016, which is 1.6%. Not a large percentage, but likely much higher than the total population (pre-fad, anyway).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: DB - for a brighter tomorrow at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (nMXLX)
Worse than vegans?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (N39Ws)
They make Crossfitters seem interesting.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (aD39U)
she probs has curlies sticking out of the edge
Posted by: REDACTED
It's okay, they're mesh.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Archer at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (p+1gI)
Yes, people with severe untreated mental illness (i.e. transgenders) are more likely to be homeless.
Fortunately, there aren't that many transgenders.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (sVtYq)
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Next up from the Rear Dispatch:
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"The Conservative Case for Treason, Tranny-Tits Flashing, Hookers, and Blow ... but mostly Tranny-Tits Flashing, Hookers, and Blow."
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (8LQgp)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (l8gTz)
Yeah, it's fun to point and laugh at Biden's junkie son. Scumbag deserves it.
But since drug laws evidently don't apply to the rich and privileged, shouldn't we be discussing whether they should exist at all, rather than simply crowing about this administration's hypocrisy?
The government has proven it cannot be trusted to enforce such lopsided laws fairly.
Elites bring coke into the West Wing knowing they will face no prosecution even if they get caught.
Meanwhile, our jails are full of young men who got pinched slinging dime bags. Not to mention all the gun violence connected to street dealing.
Stinks to high heaven. End the war on drugs.
Posted by: The Fool at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
I think that nails it.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (tjZg/)
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Also being crazy and impossible to live with.
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Worse than vegans?
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Oh jeez, I'd never though about it, but I bet that Venn diagram is nearly one circle, too.
Crazy is crazy, and it touches every corner of the being.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (nMXLX)
Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (53oGX)
i have an alibi
Posted by: nero wolfe at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (v3pYe)
**********
I'd like to point out that medicinal cocaine is not packaged in baggies.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (kXYt5)
I have seen them toss it around like it was flour at a pizzeria.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM
I didn't know that. I've misplaced a drink at a party and had to get a new one. I guess someone could misplace their baggie of drugs but I'm guessing someone was caught using.
If Hunter was snorting blow in the White House the SS knew and walked in, he stashed the baggie and abandoned it?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (4xF2M)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (JCZqz)
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That is the tops.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (t0OGg)
1. Judge Crater's dissapearance
2. Who killed Jimmy Hoffa
3. Why the Kennedy autopsy results are classified
4. Who the Jan 5th bomber was
5. Why Ray Epps was never prosecuted
6. Who the SCOTUS leaker was
7. Why Hunter forgot his coke at the White House.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (CecP5)
why is there 8 buns and 6 franks ??
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (p+1gI)
People bring guns to the airport. Like a lot. Some peeps just be retarded.
Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (r3Ami)
Posted by: No Name Today at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (vlXMQ)
Posted by: Tom McCarthy
Roger Clinton
Posted by: rickb223
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There are some precedents here. By all indications Joe Kennedy Jr. was actually the smart/accomplished one of the Kennedy clan. I can imagine him saying to Teddy, 'Teddy, you are the dumbest summbitch on the face of the earth'.
Likewise, Beau may actually have been an honorable guy, and I can imagine him saying the same thing to Hunter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (vrkNi)
Wonder what happens while breaking free from Earth's gravity?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (bv2/x)
I have seen them toss it around like Julia Child kneading brioche.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (f9EvM)
Whatever new excuse Biden gives that replaces the old one is the New Truth.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Meet the new lies
Same as the old lies
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (tjZg/)
And if it had been a black man in California, Kamala Harris would have put them there.
Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (Sv58p)
This is bullshit.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (cE/Tp)
Posted by: BignJames at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (AwYPR)
Is an "Unsuitable" or "Unfit" for military service discharge worthy of hanging?
Posted by: Fox2! at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (4GxJn)
95% of the data/studies that are referenced on the internet are completely made up. It is 99.5% when it supports your agenda.
Posted by: Ripley at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (KrJTL)
https://is.gd/PYAztr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Hunter at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (a3Q+t)
And husbands are likely to abandon their wives if their wives develop a serious medical condition.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (2tUFv)
... oh, right. Wow I am not firing on all cylinders this morning.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (ou9hh)
Nobody leaves cocaine, must have been planted.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (JCZqz)
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Dear lord. Planting evidence at the White House?
It can't just be some low level staffer from Cincinnati?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (LvTSG)
Stinks to high heaven. End the war on drugs.
Posted by: The Fool at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (1dzqn)
You're high right now, aren't you?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (xTRSc)
As KJP starts the press conference with white powder all over her nose...
Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (Sv58p)
it was found (according to the UK press) where Hunt had been working and not really in a public area at all. the WH thought it was a WMD attack!!! they were so excited for the press etc
and then quickly figured out/someone leaked that is was just coke and half the fam are cokeheads so that kind of wasn't helpful
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (AcWfM)
>>I'm sure Liberals believe it wholeheartedly.
Listen, it really doesn't have to be believable, just throw something out there, anything, to start the whole, ball of confusion phase, rolling along.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (rc3Z7)
I knew a guy who went to prison for shooting a guy in the face on a highway outside Vegas. The dude he shot was drunk and high, speeding like crazy and honking, then pulled out in the oncoming to pass this gangsta-ass mofo, and chucked a bottle at his windshield.
Miraculously, the guy survived the .45 to the face, sparing the shooter a life-term for that. But I have to wonder... was it Hunter?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (f9EvM)
Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (Sv58p)
++++
I LIKE DONUTS! SHUT UP!
Posted by: KJP at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (GzDfN)
This is bullshit.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (cE/Tp)
This. Privileged jerks in white house getting breaks again. People of color getting hard time. Plays well to some one somewhere I guess.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (eggM4)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (AcWfM)
Occam's razor would suggest Hunter, but we have reached the highest levels of failed ops ever recorded so yeah, FBI/CIA/SS conspiracy is a solid supposition.
Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (GzDfN)
Posted by: rechill at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (Q1LXu)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (WRD4n)
https://is.gd/PYAztr
I would chew that birthmark off of her hip bone.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (cE/Tp)
https://is.gd/qCRLy7
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (LvTSG)
Either that or make it ~real~ war and declare drug cartel members to be enemy combatants.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM
Well, you know, that's, like, your opinion, man.
Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (a3Q+t)
The left largely delegitimized Fox News (and then Fox News finished itself off). Until we're able to get another way to shape the conversation on a national basis (Twitter, podcasts, etc. aren't it), we're going to continue to lose.
Posted by: Xander Crews at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (MpOGS)
Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (rY/ZL)
Clearly I am not ready for prime time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (J2vNu)
++++
She's tall.
Or at least, she appears to be in that picture.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (t0OGg)
https://is.gd/qCRLy7
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (LvTSG)
She hired Oddjob.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (2bFN5)
7) Who let the dogs out.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (xFY1u)
As KJP starts the press conference with white powder all over her nose...
Posted by: t-bird
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In the old days, a perfect SNL skit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (q5ARv)
Sefton used a word this morning I had never seen before: “llello,” a slang term for cocaine in Latin America.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (xTRSc)
Usually spelled yayo, in English.
Related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWNKOox3NEY
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (oINRc)
https://is.gd/PYAztr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)
Mmm, that is nice.
Way out of my league, though.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (AW0uW)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (Cus5s)
++++
Heh.
Roll it up. We're finished here.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ... at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (5mUz3)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine
Are you serious?
Posted by: clutch at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (sB9Kv)
Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (Xrfse)
Their evidence?
A Reddit post saying it was fake.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (0hOvj)
But since drug laws evidently don't apply to the rich and privileged, shouldn't we be discussing whether they should exist at all, rather than simply crowing about this administration's hypocrisy?
The government has proven it cannot be trusted to enforce such lopsided laws fairly.
Elites bring coke into the West Wing knowing they will face no prosecution even if they get caught.
Meanwhile, our jails are full of young men who got pinched slinging dime bags. Not to mention all the gun violence connected to street dealing.
Stinks to high heaven. End the war on drugs.
Posted by: The Fool at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (1dzqn)
This is a disconnected view on drugs. The war on drugs exists for the welfare of the general population, not on grounds of fairness or hypocrisy. Legalizing drugs doesn't make the cartels or gang problems go away or the ill effects of drugs.
Hunter Biden isn't dead in a gutter because he's rich. That's not a justification for getting more poor people dead in a gutter. Rich people getting away with self-destructive behavior is not a good reason to encourage self-destructive behavior in people who can't survive it.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (eYoxG)
- Some low level White House employee you've never heard of will take a dive. They'll be fired from whatever bullshit job but will not do jail time.
- It's not cocaine and never was. Some LEO is going to come forward and claim "mistakes were made in the testing." Some other low level employee you've never heard of will get fired.
Only nominal normal people give a shit about this. It's already being spun as "Hunter hate" by the MSM. If they can't formulate a distraction, like arresting Trump again, or planning another mass casualty event it will be hand waved away by other means.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM
This Biden family seems like a bunch of degenerates!!
Posted by: Caligula at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)
Today is National Busty Redhead Day.
*Thumbs up*
Posted by: Hunter B. at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (Ep0Za)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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Agreed.
We should see the video, right?
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (nMXLX)
What, you mean they don't test it my dipping a finger tip and touching it to the tongue? You mean to tell me that TV cop shows have been lying to me all along?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (786Ro)
Nobody leaves cocaine, must have been planted.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (JCZqz)
SNORT
Posted by: Hunter at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: ben roethlissberger at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (p8A+W)
That would be lit. As long as you pay on time and give them the respect they want.
Here is a question: Prigozhin could be a real life Alois Hammer?
Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (xhaym)
... oh, right. Wow I am not firing on all cylinders this morning.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (ou9hh)
Say, maybe we otter have a No Math rule around here....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (N3zMI)
Posted by: The Fool at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (1dzqn)
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This brings up an interesting question: How exactly did Hunter get cocaine into the white house.
Did he pop out of the WH, run down to the corner drug dealer, did he send staff, or the ultimate irony, the SS itself.
Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (G0vdT)
Clearly I am not ready for prime time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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I once plopped my Weller soldering iron into my coffee.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (q5ARv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (0hOvj)
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Also being crazy and impossible to live with.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (nMXLX)
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A sports forum I frequent recently had a resident lefty explain, in all seriousness, that the real cause of the homeless crisis in blue, sh1th0le cities, is not mental illness and drug addiction, but... lack of affordable housing. I think the guy stepped on a rake, given he's clearly mentally ill.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: DOYLE at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (Vwz3I)
I searched and did not see it ... but upon refresh, someone had said it before me ... oh well, worth repeating. ha
Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (cxHZm)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (JCZqz)
SNORT
Posted by: Hunter at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM
Y'all are coming up with some good lines this morning.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM
This Biden family seems like a bunch of degenerates!!
Posted by: Caligula at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (JCZqz)
I got 50 that says someone will lay deuce on the carpet in the oval office before the election.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (eggM4)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (ssESX)
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"Also, it's good that regulations keep the cost of housing super high because someone might build a Wal-Mart near my highrise."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)
This Red Herring is being floated in every municipality in the country right now.
As if Housing Costs exist outside of the Economy.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (cE/Tp)
Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (786Ro)
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Rumor is that Cocaine Mitch reliably & responsibly stores & carries his baggies around in his arse.
Of course, he could have had a surprise shart absent his Depends ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (NQL1u)
Hunter has secret service protection so would never have been subject to a bodily search.
This is ridiculous that it is just impossible to believe that the media think Hunter living at the White House while he has been under investigation for felonies is just a normal perfectly acceptable thing.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (cxHZm)
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Ummmm, typo?
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (rj6Yv)
That is indeed the Party Line.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (2tUFv)
What, you mean they don't test it my dipping a finger tip and touching it to the tongue? You mean to tell me that TV cop shows have been lying to me all along?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (nfrXX)
Maybe they used the FBI lab that was faking tests for convictions all those years...
Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (53oGX)
This Red Herring is being floated in every municipality in the country right now.
As if Housing Costs exist outside of the Economy.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (cE/Tp)
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It's as though local regulations have nothing to do with the cost of housing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (xTRSc)
Usually spelled yayo, in English.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL ELLO (PRONOUNCED "YELLOW") IS FULL OF RUSSIAN
Posted by: ben roethlissberger at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (v3pYe)
The Secret Service
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (uW/wK)
Posted by: Armie Hammer at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (786Ro)
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Political purity required of all at all times, comrade!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023
***
How long does that stuff keep?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Tony Montana at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (XqIlw)
https://is.gd/PYAztr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)
———
Elbows appear to be too flat. Pass.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (OgrpQ)
Because they left home without a plan or a job angry at being "deadnamed" and people refusing to go along with their delusion.
the real cause of the homeless crisis in blue, sh1th0le cities, is not mental illness and drug addiction, but... lack of affordable housing
This is someone who has had zero interaction with any "homeless" person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine
Are you serious?
Posted by: clutch
__
Professor Doctor Biden, Doctor of Education Doctors, per Whitehouse dot gov:
"In 2007, she received a Doctor of Education (Ed.D.) in educational leadership from the University of Delaware."
Ed. D in educational leadership = knows how to show 2nd graders how to cut shapes out of felt and construction paper
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (33ek6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (uW/wK)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (aD39U)
...and the abuse, thereof.
Eco lobby has been doing this for decades.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (cE/Tp)
This Red Herring is being floated in every municipality in the country right now.
As if Housing Costs exist outside of the Economy.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (cE/Tp)
Well wages and inflation also exist outside of the economy based on the things they say so at least they're consistent.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (eYoxG)
This Red Herring is being floated in every municipality in the country right now.
As if Housing Costs exist outside of
fixt
Posted by: anachronda at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Some DU dummy
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I want to make a speech to this guy that starts:
"We're not so different, you and I"
Posted by: ... at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (5mUz3)
Posted by: Thatch at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (kSxbf)
Posted by: Caligula at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (JCZqz)
I got 50 that says someone will lay deuce on the carpet in the oval office before the election.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (eggM4)
I'll toss another $50 that it'll be Hillary.
Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (53oGX)
Wonder what happens while breaking free from Earth's gravity?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (bv2/x)
>>>>>>>>>>
I support Road Head.
As far as a hummer during launch, at 3.2 G, the human wiener cannot sustain the blood flow necessary to complete the act, which is important for safety, as otherwise, you might stab through the back of someone's skull.
This is essentially the case for Intelligent Design.
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (8LP6B)
The WH staff is regularly drug tested-- no ifs, ands, or buts-- and not cup pisses, hair follicles.
They are also going to never allow past users in the door-- such a huge security risk.
Hell, I bet they even deny those teetotalers who might could have ever consider using.
No one but no one who tours the White House--out-of-town tourists, history buffs, etc. are fucking cokeheads.
Such a bullshit lie.
Say. Where is that tweet of candidate Biden saying he will never avoid responsibility unlike Trump?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (29rl5)
Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (rj6Yv)
You are correct, hunter has a history of being so high he's forgotten his laptop, left a badge, and crack pipe in a rental car. This is hunter's blow and he's been on a bender and forgot it. I would think the SS knows full well who left the blow in the White House.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (4xF2M)
Posted by: Mr. & Mrs. T at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (RIfux)
It was probably just some staffer. They're all a bunch of degenerates and even the ones who aren't on drugs act like they're high AF all the time.
But that doesn't matter; every person in America who's heard this had the exact same thought: "LOL, looks like Hunty's at it again."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM
Like The Paolo, I can't be everywhere at once, you know.
Posted by: The Phantom Sh*tter at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (a3Q+t)
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Like the "war on poverty", the point was establishing a multi-generational, multi-trillion dollar make-work program for government employees with zero expectations other than poormouthing and insisting that they need more money to "win."
It has been wildly successful.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (33ek6)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (eggM4)
Stinks to high heaven. End the war on drugs.
Posted by: The Fool at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM
Exactly! You'd be a fool not to listen to....
Oh.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (JCZqz)
By the way, has anyone played new Clue games since 2016? They swapped out Mrs. White with an Asian lady named Dr. Orchid, and she uses the color pink. Madeline Kahn hardest hit.
Posted by: LizLem at July 05, 2023 12:47 PM (qvh0A)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (LvTSG)
Who is the female?
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 12:47 PM (qrIpd)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (DcKNO)
Auto crap has a sick sense of humor..
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:47 PM (cxHZm)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (ssESX)
++++
Did he also use the new approved language? The new word is "houselessness."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:47 PM (t0OGg)
https://is.gd/PYAztr
*
I would chew that birthmark off of her hip bone.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 1
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I'd get down there. Eventually.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (RIfux)
I expect my lunch box back.
Posted by: Hunter B. at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (Ep0Za)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (4xF2M)
Lost a handgun, too. Wasn't it found in a schoolyard or a park?
Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (53oGX)
This is someone who has had zero interaction with any "homeless" person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (0hOvj)
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aka "unhoused," as if someone forgot to put those people in houses!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: BEN at July 05, 2023 12:49 PM (Dfddv)
"Nobody can figure out what happened!?"
The only other person who survived the crash was his 16 yr old gf...
Likely, because her head was in his lap.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:49 PM (cE/Tp)
Posted by: Glenn at July 05, 2023 12:49 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (ssESX)
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Did he also use the new approved language? The new word is "houselessness."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:47 PM (t0OGg)
Wouldn't that term also include people living in apartments?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2023 12:49 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 12:47 PM
Like anyone besides a biologist would know.
Posted by: Justice Ketanji-Brown at July 05, 2023 12:49 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (eggM4)
Otter?
Posted by: BignJames at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (4xF2M)
Lost a handgun, too. Wasn't it found in a schoolyard or a park?
Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (rj6Yv)
Yes, I think Beau's wife threw it away in a dumpster behind a store and the secret service picked it up?
Or something like that.
I
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (4xF2M)
Even if nothing is ever done about it, the Biden name has been permanently tarred as national traitors for at least 50% of the nation. Might as well rename themselves the Benedict Arnold family.
Posted by: ruralcounsel at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (96wFa)
"You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben!"
-- Marty Feldman
Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (53oGX)
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From the reporting I've seen, it is because there was a brief lockdown until it could be investigated, and some of the local cops or firefighters responded and it was picked up on a police scanner ("sources said was described in radio traffic as a cocaine-like substance"). I am assuming that "radio traffic" means "police scanner."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (qrIpd)
Likely, because her head was in his lap.
Posted by: garrett
Check and see if he still has his peen.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (+6bUL)
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (cxHZm)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (TGPs7)
I expect my lunch box back.
Posted by: Hunter B. at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (Ep0Za)
Not the real Hunter. Not nearly grandiose and high enough.
Real Hunter would say "I expect my lunchbox back immediately. As in, by the end of this thread. I'm sitting right next to the Big Guy. Don't doubt our resolve. I have destroyed everyone who has ever touched my lunch, going back to kindergarten, and don't think I won't destroy you too."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2023 12:49 PM (eYoxG)
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Nah. Apartments and condos are "houses" for the purpose of the braindead new arguments.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (t0OGg)
Am I the only one wondering how this came to be public knowledge in the first place?
Posted by: Inogame
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Wasn't it a red alert when hazmat teams came in to inspect the powdery white substance? Like, Trump sent in some anthrax?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (N39Ws)
Vegans rarely assault family members or steal from them.
Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM
No bet. Their dog probably drops deuces just like Obama's dog did.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (N39Ws)
Likely, because her head was in his lap.
Posted by: garrett
Check and see if he still has his peen.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (+6bUL)
Ouch.
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (xhaym)
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You know the wrong vegans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (eggM4)
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He was the black sheep of the family, however Hunter is "the smartest person" Resident Biden knows and is trusted to be the bag handler for all his foreign business dealings.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (cxHZm)
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It means fully-subsidized (that is, "free") housing with no strings, requirements or follow-ups. Drug addict? Lunatic? No problem. No drug-free requirements, no sanitation requirements, nothing. Free houses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:52 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 05, 2023 12:52 PM (hC0Uk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:52 PM (t0OGg)
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Nothing bad can come of that!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:52 PM (LvTSG)
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Nope. It's just vicious hatred that allows the problem to continue.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (t0OGg)
Fact : The last thing you do is shit yourself.
But, if the second last thing you do is bust a nut in you GF's mouth while in freefall, you win!
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (cE/Tp)
Posted by: Charlie Chan at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (t0OGg)
Yeah.. I guess that's what I mean. Where was this really found where it would be called in? to the DC police? To the white house?
Like everything else in the past 10 years.. it just doesn't add up.
Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (53oGX)
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Theirs is a more horrible constant, relentless nagging abuse.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (33ek6)
Posted by: PJ at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (T90cQ)
Posted by: anachronda at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (N39Ws)
Vegans rarely assault family members or steal from them.
Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (xhaym)
Wrong. They assault their family members' senses and steal their time while droning on and on about how wheat grass is so much healthier than a medium rare porterhouse.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (cE/Tp)
Posted by: Hunter at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (lZVy/)
Also, people aren't homeless. They are 'experiencing homelessness'.
Posted by: DB - for a brighter tomorrow at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM
I don't get out of bed for less than 6 inches
Posted by: Amber Heard at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)
As far as a hummer during launch, at 3.2 G, the human wiener cannot sustain the blood flow necessary to complete the act, which is important for safety, as otherwise, you might stab through the back of someone's skull.
This is essentially the case for Intelligent Design.
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (8LP6B)
**********
Vibration + teeth + boner = bad experience.
Lots of vibration on those rocket ships.
Posted by: The Gray Aliens at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (xxG/v)
Real Hunter would say "I expect my lunchbox back immediately. As in, by the end of this thread. I'm sitting right next to the Big Guy. Don't doubt our resolve. I have destroyed everyone who has ever touched my lunch, going back to kindergarten, and don't think I won't destroy you too."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM
I have a 20 I'm willing to bet that Hunter rage texted his SS agents, threatening them to return his medicine.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (4xF2M)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: PJ at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (G1dq6)
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They're all furiously working the phones and offices to make sure it is someone else. Eventually, one of them will fail. He will take the fall.
Hunter or not hunter, it's *someone* in a power position and that person will *not* be punished.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (t0OGg)
What they don't mention is that it's the tranny who gets violent, is discriminated against because they are violent and eventually get kicked out and disowned because they are violent.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (xFY1u)
she probs has curlies sticking out of the edge
Posted by: REDACTED
It's okay, they're mesh.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (bkUtD)
Well, she WAS 22 in 1973, so I am sure that bush was, and is, in full bloom.
I disgust myself.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: SMOD at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi Riding Shotgun at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (cE/Tp)
Posted by: DJ at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (uosPt)
That's only the stuff the Secret Service wasn't able to clean up. The same Secret Service that let him hang out with the sitting Vice President of the United States high as fuck at least one confirmed time.
So we really have no idea how many hundreds of times in the last 30 years a guy in a dark suit and sunglasses has said, "Mr. Biden sir? You dropped this."
Hunter has had a full time staff cleaning after him his whole life-- he's never ever, ever had to "hide" his stash.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (29rl5)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (sB9Kv)
just throwing the thought out
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: SMOD at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi Riding Shotgun at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (cE/Tp)
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Why do I eat lunch while reading these threads? It's my own fault.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (t0OGg)
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And everyone, even the "unhoused advocates" know this. But there's no money in it.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (33ek6)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 05, 2023 12:52 PM (hC0Uk)
Break out the
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023
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Vegans rarely assault family members or steal from them.
Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023
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Plus it's not easy to get here all the way from Alpha Lyrae.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (J2vNu)
I can take the teeth out if you prefer?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi
Gum job FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (+6bUL)
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (uH1zk)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (huxld)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (ufFY
She had it lased 10 years ago...for Hunter.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (uH1zk)
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They're cousins. Either is acceptable in Stupid World.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Charlie Chan at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (Vwz3I)
Sure they did. If I had to work for this administration I'd inject Drano into my eyeballs every day.
Posted by: CrustyB at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (tVMP7)
https://tinyurl.com/ypshrjbx
https://tinyurl.com/545eazbu
https://tinyurl.com/2hps98ph
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (PGVPg)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (MeG8a)
Willie died? I missed that.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (N3zMI)
365 Why don't the homeless just go to places with lower housing costs and buy a home outright in a place like central California?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Fentanyl is a quarter a tab and good quality marijuana is two dollars a pre-roll so, basically, free, in da city.
Don't have numbers on the distinction between homeless and drug impaired but betting it's narrow.
Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi"
Leave 'em on the kitchen table.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (uH1zk)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi Riding Shotgun at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (cE/Tp)
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Why do I eat lunch while reading these threads? It's my own fault.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (t0OGg)
A month of Joe's links to ladies won't be enough to remove that image from one's mind.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (N39Ws)
Or something like that.
I
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (4xF2M)
I looked up the story. The grocery store was across the street from a school. Hallie told the cops she was afraid Hunter was gonna hurt himself with the heater.
Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (rj6Yv)
In the fantastic Gosford Park, Julian Fellowes purposely subverted the detective character. Instead of being Holmes/Poirot/Wolfe smart, he's a good natured dunce who is overawed by the elite suspects he is assigned to. (Stephen Fry does a brilliant job with the role.) It's a nice foil for the main smart servant girl trying to solve the mystery.
Anyone they hire to investigate the WH cocaine will be from the same cloth. Utterly useless wankers.
Posted by: LizLem at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (qvh0A)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (kXYt5)
I guess that would depend on which health care or pharmacy system we are talking about?
"Nah, it's cool, Generics are allowed simpler packaging and you can look up the insert on the FDA website."
The thing that pisses me off is deep conviction that this is either diverted pharmaceuticals, or seized contraband that was sent to the White House for "destruction"
It is not like the Biden's security is going to let unknown quality street pharma on the grounds, and the number one son is not going to be cruising bars looking for a connection.
Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: ... at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (5mUz3)
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Out: The Celebration Parallax.
In: The Cokehead Station Parallax.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (UEKLf)
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (qrIpd)
That iron deficiency makes them too tired to steal.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (44ww/)
This Red Herring is being floated in every municipality in the country right now.
As if Housing Costs exist outside of the Economy.
Posted by: garrett
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Locally, the coven of neo-Marxists that run the city council have been considering using tax revenues to build 'Micro-housing'. The kicker is, they are basing it on the use of 'future tax revenues' to finance it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (1a0ym)
I thought it was "unhoused".
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (uH1zk)
Dwelling Disadvantaged
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (xFY1u)
gary coleman?
Posted by: anachronda at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (dNNCD)
"about Hunter" and "Hunter's drug addiction."
Posted by: The official transcript at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM (FVJNG)
'We'll Legalize Weed to pay for it!'
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM (cE/Tp)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (MeG8a)
Willie's dead?
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM (JXens)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 01:00 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: BEN at July 05, 2023 01:00 PM (Dfddv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 01:00 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (MeG8a)
Willie died? I missed that.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
Toking Willie is dead & gone.
Edibles Willie is alive & well at 91.
Willie had to give up toking a couple of years back.
He said his lungs couldn't handle it anymore.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 01:00 PM (+6bUL)
Cocaine Hydrochloride Nasal Solution is a clear, blue-green solution provided in a concentration of 4% (40 mg/mL). The 4% nasal solution is provided in both a single-use 4 mL (160 mg/4 mL) and multiple-use 10 mL (400 mg/10 mL) bottles. Each 1 mL of the 4% solution contains 40 mg of cocaine hydrochloride, equivalent to 35.7 mg of cocaine free base as aqueous solution, for topical nasal administration.
It's marketed, packaged and distributed in liquid form, in vials. Not powder in a baggie. My favorite brand name: Numbrino
Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 01:00 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 01:00 PM (xTRSc)
Which proves it wasn't Hunter!
Cause, uh, he's a recreational abuser?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 01:01 PM (29rl5)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM (JXens)
It is after that Nancy Pelosi comment and those stomach churning images from Admiral Ackbar. Whiskey dick ain't got nothing on this mess.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 01:01 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 01:01 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Probably because he didn't.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 01:01 PM (+6bUL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (aD39U)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Admiral 'Rachel' Levine at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (1a0ym)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (tiR3O)
Whatever new excuse Biden gives that replaces the old one is the New Truth.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
It's the Clinton getting BJs from an intern in the oval office all over again. It's a private matter! We've gone from blown to blow.
Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (RG6z4)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM
Like The Paolo, I can't be everywhere at once, you know.
Posted by: The Phantom Sh*tter
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: amber heard at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM (JXens)
He will be missed.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
I empathize
Posted by: Zombie Jeff Goldblum at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: BEN at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (Dfddv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Tom McCarthy
Roger Clinton
Posted by: rickb223
The coup against President Alfredo Stroessner in Paraguay was in part because he was thought to be designating one of his sons as the next dictator, and one was a cokehead and the other was a homosexual
Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (xhaym)
I saw it reported Monday, but a quick double check doesn't have any new information.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi Riding Shotgun at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (cE/Tp)
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Why do I eat lunch while reading these threads? It's my own fault.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (t0OGg)
If you aren't going to finish I can take it off your hands.
Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (ghEhx)
That was not a nice thing you just did.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM
Hey! Not only is the name a warning...but you have to give AI credit...it's getting pretty good. It gets the facial (and body) shape right well enough that you can ID the person instantly. I love how it understands she has tattoos, but doesn't understand what they are, so they're just random gibberish scribbled on her limbs.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (PGVPg)
Posted by: Bearclaw at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (us2H3)
This is true.
Even in my generally moron-leaning area of W. MI there are whiners complaining about a lack of "affordable housing". Well, sorry, dipshits, inflation and increased demand (from where? Illegals?) are pushing prices higher.
Houses are going up everywhere right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (ufFY8)
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100%
None of the long time homeless are there due to one bad break, lost job, house fire, etc.
All of them are there due to a lifetime of bad choices.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 01:04 PM (29rl5)
Posted by: keena at July 05, 2023 01:04 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Probably because he didn't.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 01:01 PM (+6bUL)
Well he's dead to me!
Posted by: Homeless Vegan Tranny at July 05, 2023 01:04 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 01:04 PM (ghEhx)
It is all 2s and 3s. Maybe an odd 4.
It hurt my eyes.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 01:04 PM (f9EvM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM
Our grandkids need to start thinking about the Earth they're going to leave them.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2023 01:06 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 01:07 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Cher at July 05, 2023 01:07 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 01:07 PM (ghEhx)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 05, 2023 01:08 PM (w9Wax)
Houses are going up everywhere right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (ufFY
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Another factor in increase demand & home prices where we live in rural Northern AZ are conservatives fleeing shithole states like Califzuela -- like we did a decade ago.
Especially retirees ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 01:08 PM (E/gBi)
The left keeps changing the words but can't change people perceptions despite their best efforts. After a few more iterations we will be back at "bum"
Posted by: Ripley at July 05, 2023 01:09 PM (KrJTL)
Maybe importing 150 million non Europeans while exporting jobs overseas while repeatedly using the Heritage population as cannon folder for international finance since the Civil War is a terrible idea leading to cycles of PTSD and despair for those with family's who had skin in the game (warrior class).
Maybe instead of purposely misdiagnosing PTSD and teaching men and women how to deal with it while providing jobs and a future is a better way.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 05, 2023 01:11 PM (exeWe)
Posted by: Charlie Chan at July 05, 2023 01:12 PM (Vwz3I)
365 Why don't the homeless just go to places with lower housing costs and buy a home outright in a place like central California?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Fentanyl is a quarter a tab and good quality marijuana is two dollars a pre-roll so, basically, free, in da city.
Don't have numbers on the distinction between homeless and drug impaired but betting it's narrow.
Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (j4U/Z)
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If you're high enough that tent or arrangement of cardboard boxes you live in probably appears to be a bungalow in Hollywood Hills.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 01:12 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: DB - for a brighter tomorrow at July 05, 2023 01:13 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 01:19 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 01:19 PM (CecP5)
They don't care.
This is just more rubbing our nose in it.
Posted by: blaster at July 05, 2023 01:24 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 01:33 PM (sB9Kv)
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Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 05, 2023 01:36 PM (zSyrn)
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Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 05, 2023 01:54 PM (RIfux)
'White Line Highway'
Tell all your friends
They can go my way
Pay your toll, sell your soul
Pound-for-pound
Costs more than gold
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 05, 2023 01:55 PM (NtVYv)
It's exactly the same thing.
/Surprised the left hasn't attempted to use this argument yet.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 05, 2023 02:11 PM (gC56t)
Posted by: Yoix, Scub! at July 05, 2023 02:44 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: Mhandisi at July 05, 2023 03:19 PM (IXANy)
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Posted by: GA48 at July 05, 2023 06:46 PM (Odddi)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 05, 2023 07:32 PM (wGqjj)
Would everyone who has received prescription drugs from a reputable pharmacy, packaged in a little sandwich baggie, please raise your hands?
I did not know Walgreens or CVS would do that. SO much easier to open than those child-proof caps that you need a child to open! When next I renew my prescription, I must remember to ask for it in a baggie.
Posted by: Persnickety at July 06, 2023 10:48 AM (6fdSm)
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