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The Morning Report — 7/4/23

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Good morning, kids. And so, it's July the 4th. While there are things happening that give me a little bit of hope, there is no denying that the situation is still very much in doubt. Or perhaps I should change the sentence to "While there is no denying that the situation is still very much in doubt, there are things happening that give me a little bit of hope."

Of all places, it comes from France, whose cities are going up in flames as the result of the death of a swarthy individual at the hands of the police. Ça te dit quelque chose, n'est-ce pas?

The existence of a masked gang of young men tying up rioters in one town is discussed in French language publications, but the mayor insists no such thing exists and tells locals to call the police if they witness unrest.

Witness accounts of a so-called “brigade anticasseur” (anti-thug brigade) in the port town of Lorlent, Brittany are reported by local newspaper Le Télégramme. In addition to what is reported by members of the public to the paper, a journalist for the publication claims to have seen a group of between 20 and 30 “young, hooded men” wearing balaclavas and gloves performing unofficial arrests.

Using zip-ties to restrain alleged rioters, the men are said to have then handed their captures onto the regular police on Friday night as well as having been seen putting out fires. Described as strongly physically built, fast-moving, and proceeding in a tightly-packed group, a report in Ouest France says one member of the group told a journalist that he couldn’t reveal their identities but that “we are on the good side” and that the group was a spontaneous meeting of friends to protect the city-centre. . .

. . . When asked by the interviewer if the group had any “far-right” connections, a woman replied that: “no, we are just people who want to save France, because France is going to ruin”. She further added that it was their belief the killing of an Algerian-heritage teen by a police officer last week is just being used as an excuse for rioting and looting by youths.

A man added “we are patriots who love France” and that if rioters only had trouble with the police, they could understand that, but the attacks on private businesses for looting underlined the true cause of the violence. He said it was unacceptable to see a small business owner, who may have invested his whole life of savings, and all his energy, see his hard work “go up in smoke” because of looters.

The scum who these French citizens are zip tying and handing over to the police should be grateful that their necks weren't zip-tied, followed by a Mussolini lamp posting. Of course, my figurative orgasmic glee over this should in no way be interpreted as wanting something like this to happen over on this side of the Atlantic. Heaven forfend.

I'm no expert on French politics nor the internal workings of their bureaucracy; that is if they have a Deep State similar to the criminal junta and their minions of technocrats and apparatchiks that have effectively undermined our governing principles, hijacked the government and using its instrumentalities against the citizenry. I will say that while France may be socialist, its deeply ingrained sense of national identity (sadly, something that reared its ugly head in the eager collaboration with the Nazis to deport the nation's Jewish citizens to the ovens in Birkenau), is finally coming to the fore as the wolf of cultural suicide via mass immigration of non-assimilating Muslims and Africans is at their throats.

Is it too late for France? Probably. But they brought this on themselves. Funny people. They pass things like AOC laws (no, not Titty-Caca Cortez) protecting indigenous food and wine as well as others literally outlawing "franglais," words like "le weekend" and "le hamburger" to guard the purity of language. But, as a sense of guilt about their imperialism and colonialism flung their borders wide open for a mass wave of foreigners, the French did virtually nothing to try and assimilate these people. Worse, those who came in had no desire to assimilate in the first place. I ain't no Margaret Mead but for sure, this is not a recipe for a growing, flourishing, prosperous and peaceful society.

That's why in France, and elsewhere in Europe, you have these massive slums or "banlieues." Literal "no-go" zones where even police dare not set foot; de facto foreign countries within their own borders, and they're hostile almost to being in a near state of war. And as we see in France today, an actual state of war.

I bring this up because what is happening in France is for sure heading our way, if the summer of 2020 wasn't the first wave of this to begin with. And correct me if I'm wrong but a big difference between France and here is that the government over there is prepared (to a greater or lesser extent) to deal with this while over here, the rioting is being egged on and supported by the government as a tool of political repression: i.e. "anarcho-terrorism."

Like everything, it all starts with the repression of freedom of expression:

Bill HB 4474 – passed in the Michigan House on June 20 – could make it a felony to intentionally “intimidate” someone for, among other things, using the wrong pronouns. The bill also extends to a number of “protected classes,” including race or color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, or national origin.”

By “intimidate,” the House means “a willful course of conduct involving repeated or continuing harassment of another individual that would cause a reasonable individual to feel terrorized, frightened, or threatened, and that actually causes the victim to feel terrorized, frightened, or threatened.”

However, the bill does not offer an objective definition against which intimidation or harassment can be held. Therefore, it is up to the interpretation of the listener as well as the local prosecutor to determine whether what was said was indeed intimidation.

Bill HB 4474 is “part of a [continued] effort by Democrats in the state [of Michigan] to advance a pro-LGBTQ+ agenda in their first months in power,” reports The Daily Mail.

“Make no mistake about it. Those advocating for this legislation will wield these policies as a weapon capable of destroying conservative expression or viewpoints grounded in the sacred,” adds Professor Emeritus William Wagner.

Is addressing some freak in drag with "Hey, mister" as bad as wishing someone "Un bon weekend" in Paris? If I remember correctly, the fight against "Franglais" sort of petered out years ago. But it is indeed all about the language and who gets to wield it.

I am glad that the recent case involving the creative designer in Colorado was decided correctly, as the justices of the Supreme Court determined that a private person operating a business cannot be compelled to lend creative or material support to messages and to deeds he or she believes are odious, in particular, those that violate the person’s religious commitments.

And yet, it is like winning an appeal before an occupying army accustomed to enacting tyrannical laws, often inconsistently and incoherently enacted and enforced at that. Nor is it just a matter of making an appeal directly to the chief judges of the occupiers. It has required a tremendous outlay of money, time, talent, and effort, not to mention the wrangling. Even the victory is bitter, and I fear that the main aim of the conquering army continues to be confirmed, to bend a formerly free people to its will by threatening them with destitution and public shame.

Machiavelli says that a prince who occupies a country accustomed to old and traditional ways should not attempt to alter them when they pose no threat to his power. For the people, says the shrewd Florentine, want mainly to be left to their own devices, and will be grateful to find that the new prince does not do what they feared he might. . .

. . . the ongoing revolution aims at nothing less than that there shall be no peoples. Globalism is, like modernism, not a commitment to anything that enlists the heart and inspires it to works of courage, beauty, and social union, but a negative. Modernism, as an ideology or an aesthetics, is a kind of patricide, whereby you pride yourself on your degree of separation from, and contempt for, the father, for the religious and cultural soil wherein you should have taken root. It explains what in human history is otherwise new and bizarre: that people should take pride in the ferocity with which they reject their patrimony.

But there is nothing to replace that patrimony. So the committed modernist, rather than permitting his empty soul to move him to come to his senses, rather than saying, “I shall arise and go to my father’s house,” gives himself over to the Nothing. Since it is unnatural and untenable for man to lack something to believe in, Nothing comes to take the place of God. A good temperament and some residual, incoherent, and unacknowledged faith in God prevents him from falling, always, into the most murderous and appalling forms of Nothing-worship, but that is the drain he is swirling into.

The globalist is in the same position. Nobody can be committed to the globe, as no one can love “the masses,” because it is characteristic of each that there are no characteristics, nothing to hold on to. Thus globalism demands that there shall be no genuine nations anymore. Locales may retain a couple of pseudo-traditions, so long as they mean nothing; such may be useful for fooling or distracting the masses. But otherwise, real local independence and culture must be obliterated.

In this light, consider again the people who brought suit against the Colorado designer. They are, as so often in our time, practitioners of sexual behavior detached from the natural structure of the human body and from the natural foundations of human societies. They could, of course, easily find someone happy to help them celebrate their dysfunction. That is not the point. The point is to humiliate any last person who believes in the reality of good and evil apart from what the mechanisms of mass behavior and mass control determine.

Ironic how the Leftist mantra "The Constitution isn't a suicide pact," actually rings true. Except like everything else they spout, it's always a case of Orwellian phraseology and projection. I agree. It's why if there is to be a land of the free and a home of the brave, then the Constitution as it stands cannot be the foundational document in the formation of the government of a reborn American nation. That is, unless every citizen in that nation swears absolute fealty to the principles of that document. That means of course anyone of the Left cannot be a citizen of that nation. QED.

For nearly 60 years and most especially the last two and a half, we have flung the border wide open and millions of third world peasants, not just from Latin America but from all over the world, (including terrorists and enemy agents actively plotting violence for political and religious reasons). They also have zero desire to assimilate yet were invited in by a government that actually sees their "diversity" (puke) as politically desirable for them to maintain and exert power over the rest of us who know better.

While seemingly the French police and military have common cause with their citizenry, despite whatever is going through the mind of the Macron government, our law enforcement and military are openly lined up against the citizenry of this nation. We already know what will happen to people like Kyle Rittenhouse and Daniel Penny when – not if – the shit hits the fan as it is doing so now in France.

Happy Fourth of July.

    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • "The Supreme Court decision brings to a halt one of the arms on a million-armed machine. We need to dismantle that machine. Nothing, No One, and No Place will never do it."
    Nothing, No Place, and No One
  • Michael Walsh: "Grant was there for his country in its hour of need. Now that a new, even deadlier threat has emerged thanks to the neo-Marxist Left that considers our entire country illegitimate, who will take his place?"
    Grant, the Indispensable Man
  • Daniel Greenfield: "When you have the wrong political views, the FBI will knock on your door even if you’re the former president of the United States. And if you have the right political views, even if you’ve been a walking security risk for two decades, the State Department will cover for you and you’ll be able to keep your title even while being investigated for mishandling classified information."
    Trump and Biden’s Iran Envoy Were Both Accused of Mishandling Classified Info

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1 Happy 4th everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 07:47 AM (xhxe8)

2 Good morning JJ

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 07:48 AM (xhxe8)

3 Thank you, J.J.!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 07:48 AM (1n+EO)

4 Happy Fourth!

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 04, 2023 07:49 AM (6EaAA)

5 TX man who went missing as a teenager in 2015 while walking his dog in Houston found alive.

Alive in Houston or having walked the dog in Houston I do not know!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 07:50 AM (Vwz3I)

6
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 04, 2023 07:54 AM (ENBF0)

7 Let's get to the important part of the story.

Did Macron get to meet Elton John?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 07:56 AM (1n+EO)

8 I'd rather have a happy fifth!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 07:56 AM (Vwz3I)

9 JJ

Hardest working man in AmeriKKKa.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 07:57 AM (BRHaw)

10 Busy night for Wyatt Earp.

At least eight people shot, five killed in a mass shooting in Philadelphia, suspect taken into custody.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 07:57 AM (Vwz3I)

11
France let the Islamists become 10% of the population. That's a number where they start to get real frisky.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 04, 2023 07:57 AM (enJYY)

12 Just willowed and I don't cut and paste so,will try again, a lot of chatter about the next Republic in France but there is no Napoleon type on the horizon. Instead it looks like a classic de-evolution story. They burned the Alcazar for God's sake - classic barbarism. I don't think there is a European analog for context, perhaps South American history of revolutions is the answer? The Poles and Hungarians are looking like geniuses right now.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 04, 2023 07:57 AM (oWBc3)

13 🇺🇸 Happy Independence Day! 🇺🇸

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2023 07:58 AM (NpAcC)

14 Good morning again dear morons and thank you JJ for working on the holiday

I care about France only so far as it serves as a forewarning for us.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2023 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

15 In view of the recent uprisings and government attempts to throttle discovery and end human flourishing, a paragraph came up in the downstairs thread about the savages burning down libraries. That paragraph in the news is manipulative in that the author wants us to care and be outraged because two generations of Leftist thought have trained us not to care about human lives and the means of production so we need to trigger our anger at something else.

Nonetheless, the burning of one of the wonders of the ancient world was also an attempt to throttle real progress.

Just like God stopped the works in Babylon, it seems that there is some sort of cosmic limiter on human progress and flourishing. Whether its Liddites, #FJB, Communism or Muslim savages, something pops up to keep humanity from being great. Enough to support billions of people, but never enough to be Great.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 04, 2023 07:58 AM (p8A+W)

16 Happy Fourth of July to everyone. Let’s celebrate our independence and remember the price paid in blood and sacrifice. May G-d bless America.

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at July 04, 2023 07:58 AM (gQyTB)

17 Happy 4th to all! Except anyone in the junta. Those people can move to Venezuela.

Posted by: Huck Follywood phone at July 04, 2023 07:59 AM (osfJg)

18 Link to that Philly shooting.

https://tinyurl.com/2herpbrj

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 07:59 AM (1n+EO)

19 9 JJ Hardest working man in AmeriKKKa.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 07:57 AM (BRHaw)

If only it was a paying gig . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2023 07:59 AM (x0n13)

20 "Grant was there for his country in its hour of need. "

The Grant we need nowadays would have to destroy DC.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2023 07:59 AM (iayUP)

21 France let the Islamists become 10% of the population. That's a number where they start to get real frisky.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 04, 2023 07:57 AM (enJYY)

Add to that the communists and anarchists = big trouble

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at July 04, 2023 08:01 AM (gQyTB)

22 20 "Grant was there for his country in its hour of need. "

The Grant we need nowadays would have to destroy DC.
Posted by: fd at July 04, 2023 07:59 AM (iayUP)


You should only read the e-mail exchange between me and Walsh about this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2023 08:01 AM (x0n13)

23 "The Grant we need nowadays would have to destroy DC."

Let me know when we get to the downside

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:01 AM (1n+EO)

24
Sporting turmoil across the pond. England and Australia national cricket teams are playing the Ashes, a quadrennial tournament of five Test matches, played this time in England.

Australia has been accused of sharp practices. England was on a roll and threatening to tie the series 1-1. However, one of their batsman was out under circumstances not usually seen. He wandered out of the batting crease thinking the ball was dead, but the alert Australian wicket keeper caught the ball and in one motion threw it and caught the wicket. England ended up losing and is now down 2-0.

Now England is screaming that his actions violated the "spirit of the rules". To which I say, piss on that noise. The Ashes aren't some scratch match. You have to be at the very top of your game and be alert to the rules that can work for and against you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2023 08:01 AM (MoZTd)

25 There are 'no-go' zones in the US.

Posted by: davidt at July 04, 2023 08:02 AM (SYTee)

26
Bucks County borders Philly and has been purple to blue of late. Just saw where someone burgled a home then went to a nearby Wawa and burgled that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 04, 2023 08:02 AM (enJYY)

27 Boker Tov Patriots

Happy 4th of July, Independence Day

88 days till my Independence

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2023 08:02 AM (pmmLi)

28 Happy Independence Day, errybotty!

What Goes Up Must Come Down:
THE REALITY OF CELEBRATORY GUNFIRE

https://tinyurl.com/2l7nk7lb

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at July 04, 2023 08:02 AM (sD7y4)

29 We the People love our liberty!

Posted by: Huck Follywood phone at July 04, 2023 08:02 AM (GbZf+)

30 Yonder Horde.

Happy 4th 💥

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2023 08:02 AM (Q4IgG)

31 Two bunnies on my back porch, checking out my late mom's vastly overgrown garden.

Got photos for next Saturday's pet thread!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 08:02 AM (Vwz3I)

32 Keep saying Camp of the Saints missed its true mark, but they are living it nonetheless

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 08:03 AM (xhxe8)

33
The Grant we need nowadays would have to destroy DC.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2023 07:59 AM


we find your terms acceptable

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 04, 2023 08:03 AM (ENBF0)

34 Whoops, still had my rainbow sock on.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 08:03 AM (sD7y4)

35 "White House Evacuated After Cocaine Found"

There is cocaine in the White House every day. They are spinning this as the powder found was medicine, not drugs.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2023 08:03 AM (iayUP)

36 Link to that Philly shooting.
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DUCK!!! DUCK!!!

Oh.

I misunderstood.

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 08:05 AM (Vwz3I)

37 Good morning again dear morons and thank you JJ for working on the holiday

The man also works on his birth day!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 04, 2023 08:07 AM (p8A+W)

38 JJ Hardest working man in AmeriKKKa.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 07:57 AM (BRHaw)

If only it was a paying gig . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

So no triple time and a half for Holidays ?

Posted by: JT at July 04, 2023 08:07 AM (T4tVD)

39 Link to that Philly shooting.

https://tinyurl.com/2herpbrj
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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"PHILADELPHIA (CBS) -- Five men were killed and two others were injured in a mass shooting Monday night in Kingsessing, police said."

It's weird how they're saying these are mass shootings now. I'm betting the same folks will also insist that white men commit most mass shootings.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 08:07 AM (sD7y4)

40 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 04, 2023 08:07 AM (T4tVD)

41 "The man also works on his birth day!"

Yep.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:08 AM (1n+EO)

42 Hiya Cap'n !

Posted by: JT at July 04, 2023 08:08 AM (T4tVD)

43 On CNN's web page now. 1 article about France "The myth of a colorblind France"

The good news is there are 2 articles about Taylor Swift.

This. Is. CNN.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2023 08:08 AM (PiwSw)

44 If only it was a paying gig . . .

I thought you were doing it for the dental plan.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 04, 2023 08:08 AM (p8A+W)

45 Glad to see France alight. Doubtful they will change their ways but you never know.

Isn’t Bastille Day coming up soon? Maybe those bearded legionnaires will get to use those shiny axes soon.

Happy 4th Of July Errbody!

More coffee…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2023 08:09 AM (R/m4+)

46 "Celebrating July Fourth Rings Hollow Without Fidelity To America’s Founding Ideals"

Yeah. My enthusiasm wanes.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2023 08:09 AM (iayUP)

47
United States
Constitution, 1787-present

France
Absolute monarchy, 1787-1789
Constitutional monarchy, 1789-1792
National Convention, 1792-1795
Directory, 1795-1799
Consulate, 1899-1804
First Empire, 1804-1814
First Bourbon restoration, 1814-1815
Napoleonic restoration, 1815
Second Bourbon restoration, 1815-1830
Orleanist monarchy, 1830-1848
Second Republic, 1848-1851
Second Empire, 1851-1870
Third Republic, 1870-1940
Vichy government, 1940-1944
Gaullist interregnum, 1944-1946
Fourth Republic, 1946-1958
Fifth Republic, 1958-present (?)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2023 08:09 AM (MoZTd)

48 Whoops, sorry. I thought this was still the street party shooting, but this is another shooting.

One can't help but notice the "be on the lookout for a male" angle of the article.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 08:09 AM (sD7y4)

49 "The man also works on his birth day!"
Yep.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"

A regular Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2023 08:10 AM (iayUP)

50 Who exactly thought France was colorblind? The noise. light and knowledge cocoons these "journalists" exist in are extraordinary.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 04, 2023 08:10 AM (oWBc3)

51 "White House Evacuated After Cocaine Found"

There is cocaine in the White House every day. They are spinning this as the powder found was medicine, not drugs.


For crying out loud, the White House is infested with Bidens, of course there is cocaine on the property.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 04, 2023 08:10 AM (p8A+W)

52 "I'm betting the same folks will also insist that white men commit most mass shootings."

Straight, conservative white men, who are almost exclusively legal gun owners, and life members of the NRA, who are registered Republican, and direct descendent of slave owners.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:10 AM (1n+EO)

53 He wandered out of the batting crease thinking the ball was dead, but the alert Australian wicket keeper caught the ball and in one motion threw it and caught the wicket. England ended up losing and is now down 2-0.
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Sir Harry Flashman did something like that to 'strike out' one of England's greatest Victorian Era players in Flashman's Lady!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 08:10 AM (Vwz3I)

54 One can't help but notice the "be on the lookout for a male" angle of the article.

They assume only biologists will be on the lookout?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 04, 2023 08:11 AM (p8A+W)

55 🇺🇸 Happy Independence Day! 🇺🇸
Posted by: redridinghood

Seconded !

And backatcha !

Posted by: JT at July 04, 2023 08:11 AM (T4tVD)

56 "I thought you were doing it for the dental plan."

That's CBD.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:11 AM (1n+EO)

57 Googlies good, Wobblies bad.

And that pretty much it for my Cricket expertise.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2023 08:11 AM (PiwSw)

58 J.J. is here as always, while millions take a four-day weekend.

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in Illinois at July 04, 2023 08:12 AM (m6LeA)

59 Mornin’, All. Happy Fourth!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 04, 2023 08:12 AM (xTRSc)

60

In before Paul posts how profitable Disney and Bud Light are today....and how Biden eliminated the National debt.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY EVERYONE !!

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at July 04, 2023 08:13 AM (c1dfU)

61
The Rules of Cricket explained.

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2023 08:13 AM (MoZTd)

62 47 United States
Constitution, 1787-present

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2023 08:09 AM (MoZTd)

Arguably 1787-1913, 1787-1933, 1787-2020.

For sure, whatever end date you can make a case for, there was an end date.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2023 08:14 AM (x0n13)

63 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2023 08:13 AM (MoZTd)

That's too complicated.

Posted by: A Pickleball player at July 04, 2023 08:14 AM (PiwSw)

64 United States
Constitution, 1787-present

--

I don't know how to count the U.S. any longer. Part of me thinks Marbury vs. Madison, part thinks Lincoln, etc.

Regardless, something something empires 250 years something something.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 08:14 AM (sD7y4)

65 57 Googlies good, Wobblies bad.

And that pretty much it for my Cricket expertise.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2023 08:11 AM (PiwSw)


"Hey now."

- - Eugene V. Debs

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2023 08:15 AM (x0n13)

66 Isn’t Bastille Day coming up soon?
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July 14th
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Maybe those bearded legionnaires will get to use those shiny axes soon.
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Sappers.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 08:15 AM (Vwz3I)

67 “Le Figaro newspaper: ‘police and gendarmes’

I thought “gendarme” was just the French term for “policeman.” What’s the difference between gendarmes and police?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 04, 2023 08:15 AM (xTRSc)

68 Evacuating the White House over Hunter's weekend stash is a bit dramatic, no?

I can hear the heavy sighs from here...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2023 08:15 AM (Q4IgG)

69 If you blot out the Sun, solar electric power production will go down, necessitating more solar panels. This could be a scheme by Big Solar to sell more panels. They are going to pave paradise and put up solar panels.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2023 08:16 AM (iayUP)

70 If corrected for accuracy, studies seem to show that in a Democratic run Urban environment, the greatest cause of death to African-American males between the ages of 15-25, is other African American males...between the ages of 15-25.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:16 AM (1n+EO)

71 61 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2023 08:13 AM (MoZTd)

Also known as homosexuality.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2023 08:16 AM (x0n13)

72 Cricket's easy. Baseball, on the other hand, is mystifying.

Posted by: Limey at July 04, 2023 08:16 AM (UVWJi)

73 Getting rid of the A10 is dumb. Some number cruncher came up with this idea, obviously.

Posted by: Huck Follywood phone at July 04, 2023 08:16 AM (TG75e)

74 Happy Independence Day everyone! Thank you J.J.

Verse for the Day:

"Jesus said to him, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."

-- John 14:6

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2023 08:17 AM (OjHyA)

75 Where’s Hunter? White House Evacuated After Cocaine Found

-

Boy, that sure is a great thing to announce.

Highly secure area, grounds and building carefully controlled, everywhere there has either emptied their pockets after going through a metal detector and/or they work there, and hey, look, someone's cocaine.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 08:17 AM (sD7y4)

76
Actually, I used to love In 'n Out Burger when I lived in LA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2023 08:17 AM (x0n13)

77 "The Rules of Cricket explained. "

That makes absolutely no sense

Posted by: CalvinBall for Beginners at July 04, 2023 08:17 AM (1n+EO)

78 The Supreme Court's terrible 303 Creative v. Elenis ruling made me realize, until 4-5 years ago, I didn't there know such hate filled folks were in the USA...then Trump came along and gave permission to all to hate.

Trump ripped off the bandaid, covering up the festering sore of intolerance and making it OK to hate in public. Now they're flying Nazi flags outside DisneyWorld and Synagogues and banning books.

I felt it when Dubya stole the 2000 election and it continues to escalate.

If they're so big on "parents rights", parents should be managing what their kids read. Now, a small vocal minority banning every kids access. How is that "freedom" and "small government"?

I never imagined one could be president by making ugly emotions the rallying cry. How naive is that? All I needed to do was look at history. I was a sheltered, naive fool.

I will give equal hate back as these fuckers want to eradicate me and others like me. Call me an uppity trans woman. IDGAF.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 04, 2023 08:17 AM (NCgXW)

79 So 1) cricket rules are not unlike our new voting rules?
And 2) where does sticky wickets come into play?

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 08:18 AM (xhxe8)

80 The FBI can probably identify the baggie by the DNA on it. Not that they would in this case.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2023 08:18 AM (iayUP)

81 It's also,
Alice in Wonderland Day.
A day that commemorates July 4, 1862.
Lewis Carroll's first telling of the famous children's story.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2023 08:19 AM (NpAcC)

82 Cricket seems somewhat drawn out and laborious.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:19 AM (1n+EO)

83 For sure, whatever end date you can make a case for, there was an end date.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2023 08:14 AM (x0n13)
===
1787-1860

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2023 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

84 I will give equal hate back as these fuckers want to eradicate me and others like me. Call me an uppity trans woman. IDGAF.

--

Again, this isn't difficult. All that the normal people are asking you to do is to stop trying to have sex with children.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 08:20 AM (sD7y4)

85 Thank you, JJ.
I continue to declare independence from the illegitimate uniparty ruling junta and all its apparatchiks and all its satanism.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Don't Kill at July 04, 2023 08:21 AM (0q+t6)

86 "I will give equal hate back as these fuckers want to eradicate me and others like me. "

Wanna buy a "Hate has no Home Here' sign?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:21 AM (1n+EO)

87
Call me an uppity trans woman.


A euphemism for pre-bottom surgery trans woman

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote for Fen (then do it again)! at July 04, 2023 08:21 AM (pNxlR)

88
The Gendarmes is essentially a military force that has certain police duties, whereas the police are strictly an urban law enforcement entity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2023 08:21 AM (x0n13)

89 Civil rights group challenges legacy admissions at Harvard, saying practice discriminates against students of colour.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 08:21 AM (Vwz3I)

90 Not satisfied with people tolerating them, they insist we celebrate alongside them.

Exactly like what many here were warning about a decade ago.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 08:22 AM (sD7y4)

91 "A euphemism for pre-bottom surgery trans woman"

AKA, A male with mental health issues.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:22 AM (1n+EO)

92 Good morning and happy 4th! Nothing special going on today here. Neighbors to our right will start the fireworks about 8:30 and will continue on until 1 or 2 a.m. I really hate those people.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 04, 2023 08:22 AM (5iFFd)

93 91 "A euphemism for pre-bottom surgery trans woman"

AKA, A male with mental health issues.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:22 AM (1n+EO)


Zackly.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2023 08:22 AM (PiwSw)

94 Was the cocaine found in the White House on a table in neat lines with a credit card nearby??

Posted by: dantesed at July 04, 2023 08:23 AM (88xKn)

95 And now know why a cricket 🏏 game can go on like a week or more

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 08:23 AM (xhxe8)

96 I thought “gendarme” was just the French term for “policeman.” What’s the difference between gendarmes and police?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 04, 2023 08:15 AM (xTRSc)

I think it’s firepower. The gendarme, which means “one who bathes with soap” in the French, carries more firepower.

More coffee…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2023 08:23 AM (R/m4+)

97
Where’s Hunter? White House Evacuated After Cocaine Found


If you wanna hang out, you've gotta take her out

Posted by: Eric Clapton at July 04, 2023 08:24 AM (enJYY)

98 Modernism...

"I am a citizen of the world!"

*bang*

The Sand Pebbles

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:24 AM (VURn9)

99 Cocaine or anthrax?

Let Hunter find out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:25 AM (VURn9)

100 " Civil rights group challenges legacy admissions at Harvard"

Close the colleges, take their money, and give it to me. Turn the buildings into homeless housing until they trash them and burn them down. Then salt the ground where they stood.

Posted by: King fd at July 04, 2023 08:25 AM (iayUP)

101 Obama-Appointed Judge Blocks Florida’s Election Law Banning Non-Citizens From Collecting Voter Registration Forms

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2023 08:26 AM (pmmLi)

102 Gendarmes are paramilitary.

||The National Gendarmerie (French: Gendarmerie nationale, [ʒɑ̃daʁməʁi nɑsjɔnal]) is one of two national law enforcement forces of France, along with the National Police. The Gendarmerie is a branch of the French Armed Forces placed under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of the Interior, with additional duties from the Ministry of Armed Forces. Its responsibilities include policing smaller towns, suburbs and rural areas, along with special subdivisions like the GSPR. By contrast, the National Police is a civilian law enforcement agency that is in charge of policing cities and larger towns. Because of its military status, the Gendarmerie also fulfills a range of military and defence missions, including having a cybercrime division.||

Canada's RCMP is also paramilitary but not part of the Army, though they serve abroad in wartime and in peacekeeping missions.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 08:26 AM (Vwz3I)

103 I doubt you could persuade me half the diversity hires in the White house are not well used to have cocaine around.

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 08:27 AM (xhxe8)

104 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2023 08:26 AM

How you doing Short-Timer?

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 08:28 AM (xhxe8)

105 Rastafarian Raggedy Anne on cocaine...

The mind boggles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:28 AM (VURn9)

106 Could you imagine the sturm und drang if cocaine was found in The White House during Trumps term?

Time magazine would have had rotating covers of his kids with the caption, Who's The Druggie?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 04, 2023 08:28 AM (up/3i)

107 Close the colleges, take their money, and give it to me. Turn the buildings into homeless housing until they trash them and burn them down. Then salt the ground where they stood.
Posted by: King fd at July 04, 2023 08:25 AM (iayUP)

Yup. Teach and not more. No dorms, No gyms, No pools, No dope, No clubs, No equity. Just teach. Don't wanna learn, then pick up a shovel and dig a ditch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2023 08:28 AM (pmmLi)

108 Cricket's easy. Baseball, on the other hand, is mystifying.
Posted by: Limey
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Akshually... the Brits have a similar children's game called 'rounders'.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 08:28 AM (Vwz3I)

109 How you doing Short-Timer?
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 08:28 AM (xhxe

Drinking my morning coffee and counting the days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2023 08:29 AM (pmmLi)

110 Krikket?

Not the Ashes again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:29 AM (VURn9)

111 Yup. Teach and not more. No dorms, No gyms, No pools, No dope, No clubs, No equity. Just teach. Don't wanna learn, then pick up a shovel and dig a ditch
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Climbing walls are right out.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2023 08:29 AM (OjHyA)

112 NGU is gleefully counting down the days until someone else gets to be the Read Admiral's minder.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:30 AM (VURn9)

113 A stolen fork lift, a dead woman, and two Big Box home improvement stores.

https://tinyurl.com/4jmsawpn

I'm scratching my head on this one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:30 AM (1n+EO)

114 92 Good morning and happy 4th! Nothing special going on today here. Neighbors to our right will start the fireworks about 8:30 and will continue on until 1 or 2 a.m. I really hate those people.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 04, 2023 08:22 AM (5iFFd)

Hey jewells… that sucks. We drove over to another town for their fireworks last night… they were the best I’ve ever seen. It was thirty five miles away but so worth it. I love living where we do.

Posted by: tubal at July 04, 2023 08:30 AM (PCK5/)

115 The article on Grant is very good.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 04, 2023 08:30 AM (xTRSc)

116 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Have been trawling a few websites, but have seen nothing to convince me that today is a day to celebrate anything.

Going to read JJs opening monologue now and will be back in a few.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 04, 2023 08:31 AM (AW0uW)

117 Poll: Ahead of July 4, Americans Largely Think U.S. Is Headed Down ‘Wrong Track’

And Americans will continue to vote against their best interests and cast their vote for Biden.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2023 08:31 AM (NpAcC)

118
If gentlemen will make a riot
And punch each other's heads at night
We're quite disposed to keep it quiet
Provided that they make it right
But if they do not seem to see it
Or give to us our proper terms
We run them in, we run them in
We run them in, we run them in
We show them we're the bold gendarmes

Offenbach, Geneviève de Brabant

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2023 08:31 AM (MoZTd)

119 Thanks JJ !

AGAIN !

Posted by: JT at July 04, 2023 08:32 AM (T4tVD)

120 Day 3 of the Brattleboro Ladiex Auxillary Forth of July "Lume Retreat". We got the funk!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vermouth at July 04, 2023 08:32 AM (iayUP)

121 WNBA Star Natasha Cloud Doubles Down on Comments Calling America ‘Trash’ and ‘Racist

Who dis bitch be?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 04, 2023 08:32 AM (dr4Q1)

122 Getting rid of the A10 is dumb. Some number cruncher came up with this idea, obviously.
---------
I agree but I assume the reasoning is that they're too vulnerable to MANPADS [or real antiaircraft missiles/weapons?] from peer-level enemies.

Didn't seem to have been too problematic in Iraq and Afghanistan from lesser-equipped foes.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 08:32 AM (Vwz3I)

123
Akshually... the Brits have a similar children's game called 'rounders'.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 08:28 AM (Vwz3I)


And so, once again, Americans take an inferior European product and turn it in to something awesome.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2023 08:33 AM (MoZTd)

124 > Wanna buy a "Hate has no Home Here' sign?
__________

I want a "Hate Has No Homo Here" sign. A bit more pointed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2023 08:33 AM (Q4IgG)

125 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2023 08:26 AM

How you doing Short-Timer?
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 08:28 AM (xhxe
===

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S SHORT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGEE at July 04, 2023 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

126 Thanks for the enlightenment re gendarmes v. police, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 04, 2023 08:33 AM (xTRSc)

127 Day 3 of the Brattleboro Ladiex Auxillary Forth of July "Lume Retreat". We got the funk!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vermouth

Mary didn't place the comma properly:

"Lume, Retreat!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2023 08:33 AM (OjHyA)

128 Morning Horde , thx JJ. Happy Independence Day to citizens of this great nation , may she last another 2 1/2 centuries, at least.
Good to hear that French citizens are taking matters into their own hands. Macron is a feckless poseur who has no idea how to deal with the situation because he has no idea what he's dealing with

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 04, 2023 08:34 AM (PVx3i)

129 @117

>>And Americans will continue to vote against their best interests and cast their vote for Biden.

Sure will, I mean Democrat voters had an opportunity in NYC to look at the catastrophe of the Warren Wilhelm reign and doubled down an voted for some one even worse, same goes for Chicago with Lori Lightfoot and Brandon Johnson.

It doesn't matter how bad it gets, they don't care and will blame non-existent Republicans in faraway places for their woes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 04, 2023 08:35 AM (up/3i)

130 For the Hobby Thread

https://youtu.be/_3Bq0T4faoI

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:35 AM (VURn9)

131 Can we just get to the part where the folks that hate being in the United States just leave?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:35 AM (1n+EO)

132 How does one steal a forklift?

Posted by: dantesed at July 04, 2023 08:35 AM (88xKn)

133 I don’t have much interest in traditional American sports. I have absolutely no interest in foreign ones.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 04, 2023 08:36 AM (xTRSc)

134
How does one steal a forklift?
Posted by: dantesed at July 04, 2023 08:35 AM (88xKn)


Secretly?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2023 08:36 AM (MoZTd)

135 God bless all of you wonderful People here!

And God bless the Warthog and her pilots who saved our asses in '91(and many other dates)!

The republican party is a globalist money laundering scheme = shit. This entity chose to lose in 2018 when 32 members - incumbents who win 93% of the time - chose to 'retire'. Trump did not lose in 2020, we chose not to fight.

Trump is the only reason we are finally enjoying the overturn of Roe and Racist "Affirmative Action". It is going to get figuratively bloodier and I fear we have not the spine because the 'Party' is simply looking for money rather than power.

Posted by: Danimal28 at July 04, 2023 08:37 AM (ryUqI)

136 @132 very slowly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 04, 2023 08:37 AM (PVx3i)

137 Wishing all loyal Americans a very happy Independence Day.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 04, 2023 08:37 AM (odVni)

138 Highly secure area, grounds and building carefully controlled, everywhere there has either emptied their pockets after going through a metal detector and/or they work there, and hey, look, someone's cocaine.
------------
A link I had before the Twatter blackout said the SS were claiming the packet was thrown over the W.H. fence!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 08:38 AM (Vwz3I)

139 NGU is gleefully counting down the days until someone else gets to be the Read Admiral's minder.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:30 AM (VURn9)


Yeah my replacement is a boot licker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2023 08:38 AM (pmmLi)

140 How does one steal a forklift?
Posted by: dantesed at July 04, 2023 08:35 AM (88xKn)
-

Obviously with a knife.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 04, 2023 08:38 AM (odVni)

141 139 NGU is gleefully counting down the days until someone else gets to be the Read Admiral's minder.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:30 AM (VURn9)

Yeah my replacement is a boot licker
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2023 08:38 AM (pmmLi)

I hope that you are nowhere near that Levine freakazoid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2023 08:39 AM (x0n13)

142 116 MP4, we can still celebrate the original founding, which was an extraordinary boon to mankind, and pray that something like it will happen here again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 04, 2023 08:39 AM (xTRSc)

143 Krikket?

Not the Ashes again.
-----------
Yes, and last week an anti-oil dickhead ran onto the pitch and an English 'outfielder' physically carried the guy off the field.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 08:39 AM (Vwz3I)

144 The fighter mafia in the Air Force hierarchy hate the A-10. It didn't take a beancounter or a manpad to get rid of it, the powers that be wanted it gone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 04, 2023 08:40 AM (PVx3i)

145 That Army Major seems to be showing up all over the inter webs.

Sort of distills our entire current military issue into one article.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:40 AM (1n+EO)

146 The American "news" media is barely covering a full blown insurrection in a major Western nation, and when they do deign to mention it provide no accurate context. Instead, they're covering for the rioters by practicing taqiyya--a form of Islamic religious dissimulation----lying by omission

Posted by: Just reporting at July 04, 2023 08:41 AM (w7elb)

147 140 How does one steal a forklift?
Posted by: dantesed at July 04, 2023 08:35 AM (88xKn)


He tried to kill me with a forklift!

Posted by: Ken, from Fugitive Alien at July 04, 2023 08:41 AM (PiwSw)

148 Hey retard ..

The A-10 is intended for the FEBA or FLOT. Not going into downtown Baghdan or Kiev for Rolling Thunder.

And as two Warthogs have proven, the plane is more survivable against MANPAD and other mobile defenses than planned.

But the modern mobile battlefield has evolved you will scream next. Right you retard? Which is why the A-10C is wired to fight in all weather conditions and deliver the full array of USAF smart munitions to make it more survivable.

The smart set in the 1950s said missiles were the future also. But we still got planes toting Gatling guns even now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:41 AM (VURn9)

149 Multiple day cricket tests are excruciating. Much like the baseball shot clock change this year, in the early 2000's the 20/20 format was introduced in which two teams play an inning each of 120 legal pitches. These are typically done over 2 hours, making it a great lunch time endeavor for fans. It has returned a lot of young fans to the game and is actually quite watchable even for Americans.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 04, 2023 08:42 AM (oWBc3)

150 Joey Chestnut will be defending his Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship title today @ 12:00 ET.
Joey Chestnut’s hot dog total by year:

2016: 70
2017: 72
2018: 74
2019: 71
2020: 75
2021: 76
2022: 63

His O/U is set at 73.5 🌭

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2023 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

151 Regarding the A-10, follow the money, always follow the money.

Posted by: tubal at July 04, 2023 08:43 AM (PCK5/)

152 Happy 4th, everyone. Today is the day to take a break from the doom and gloom and enjoy our country. Hope you all have a good one.

Now to begin my day drinking.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2023 08:44 AM (pEM7J)

153 I put up my flag, am drinking my first cup of covfefe, in a house I own, and will go to the range in several hours. Is this a great country, or what?

Happy Independence Day to all!

Posted by: Gref at July 04, 2023 08:44 AM (AMIL/)

154 Boot lickers are tolerable in tiny doses. Its the feet lickers that give me the heebie jeebies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:45 AM (VURn9)

155 I almost forgot.

The pulled pork yesterday came out excellent.

15.5 hours in the smoker.
3 hours resting in the cooler, wrapped in towels for warmth.

Fell into shreds before we even started the pull.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:45 AM (1n+EO)

156 @144 of course if they really cared, they'd bring back the A-26. And if Navy was worth a damn, they'd just refit the Iowas.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 04, 2023 08:45 AM (4PZHB)

157 How does one steal a forklift?
Posted by: dantesed at July 04, 2023 08:35 AM


Everyone I have seen has the key left in it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 04, 2023 08:46 AM (ncXxy)

158 Anna it would be a shame if all that work and it didn't float

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 08:46 AM (xhxe8)

159 I read somewhere where the layabouts in the military are going for smaller, lighter prop planes to replace the A10 in counter insurgency operations and ground support in the near future.

More coffee…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2023 08:46 AM (R/m4+)

160 "Everyone I have seen has the key left in it."


Don't fall for it.

It's a set-up.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:47 AM (1n+EO)

161 Oh he takes it out for water tests. But at the end of the video no final testing because his pond froze over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:47 AM (VURn9)

162 WNBA Star Natasha Cloud Doubles Down on Comments Calling America ‘Trash’ and ‘Racist
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Talk to Brittney Griner, bitch

Posted by: Huck Follywood phone at July 04, 2023 08:47 AM (FFQwN)

163 WNBA star?

I do not understand those words in that order.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2023 08:48 AM (RIvkX)

164 "lighter smaller prop planes."

That is what the US sold Afghanistan before selling out Afghanistan to the Taliban.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:48 AM (VURn9)

165 "Inflation Causes Fourth Of July Cookout Items To Hit Record High: Report"

The White House is quiet on this one this year. I suppose it's so bad they don't want to bring it up.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2023 08:48 AM (iayUP)

166 161 He was testing it in JT’s birdbath?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 04, 2023 08:49 AM (xTRSc)

167 "no final testing because his pond froze over."

Does he have a birdbath?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:49 AM (1n+EO)

168 United States
Constitution, 1787-present

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2023 08:09 AM (MoZTd)

Arguably 1787-1913, 1787-1933, 1787-2020.

For sure, whatever end date you can make a case for, there was an end date.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2023 08:14 AM (x0n13)


The more I think about it, the more I am convinced the US died at the moment the government decided to drop the hammer on Shays' Rebellion and the Whiskey Rebellion.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 04, 2023 08:49 AM (AW0uW)

169 117 Poll: Ahead of July 4, Americans Largely Think U.S. Is Headed Down ‘Wrong Track’
Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2023 08:31 AM

That's why it's important to allow unimpeded, unlimited immigration. We need to import a better class of American!

Posted by: President Joe Biden at July 04, 2023 08:49 AM (NCgXW)

170 San Francisco reparations panelist calls straight white men are ‘serial killers’

https://tinyurl.com/yw8swspu

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2023 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

171 There is a WNBA?? It's must be one of those sports I've never watched.

Posted by: dantesed at July 04, 2023 08:49 AM (88xKn)

172 He was testing it in JT’s birdbath?

Seems that way...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:49 AM (VURn9)

173 The pulled pork yesterday came out excellent.

15.5 hours in the smoker.
3 hours resting in the cooler, wrapped in towels for warmth.

Fell into shreds before we even started the pull.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:45 AM (1n+EO)
===
*eyes well up*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2023 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

174 Overwatch and SOCOM light attack... one of the possible replacements is the "Air Tractor." It's a crop duster.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2023 08:51 AM (Q4IgG)

175 The fighter mafia in the Air Force hierarchy hate the A-10. It didn't take a beancounter or a manpad to get rid of it, the powers that be wanted it gone
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 04, 2023 08:40 AM (PVx3i)
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I wonder why the Marines didn't grab it. Seems like a perfect weapon for beach clearing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood phone at July 04, 2023 08:51 AM (FFQwN)

176 I haven't yet given up hope of the French still being, well, the Bloody French.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 04, 2023 08:51 AM (Qn59F)

177 174 Overwatch and SOCOM light attack... one of the possible replacements is the "Air Tractor." It's a crop duster.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2023 08:51 AM (Q4IgG)

Just bring back the P47 and the P51…

Posted by: tubal at July 04, 2023 08:52 AM (PCK5/)

178 "*eyes well up*"


* Hand Salute*

As pigs go, he gave his life for a greater good.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:52 AM (1n+EO)

179 3 hours resting in the cooler, wrapped in towels for warmth.
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Towels or a Cozy Cave® ??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 08:52 AM (Vwz3I)

180 In addition to what is reported by members of the public to the paper, a journalist for the publication claims to have seen a group of between 20 and 30 “young, hooded men” wearing balaclavas and gloves performing unofficial arrests.

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Let's put it this way, if one side is hooded and not punished then everyone can be hooded. The French are getting the hang of this faster than Americans.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 04, 2023 08:52 AM (3JfbU)

181 and apropos of nothing, it was 80 degrees and 98% humidity at 7AM here on the Gulf Coast. It looks like it rained last night but I think this was just heavy dew.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 04, 2023 08:53 AM (Qn59F)

182 Just bring back the P47 and the P51…

Piper did that, it was called the PA-48 Enforcer. The USAF went "nah."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:53 AM (VURn9)

183 wearing balaclavas

Did they sling those stringed instruments over their shoulders?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 04, 2023 08:54 AM (xTRSc)

184
I read somewhere where the layabouts in the military are going for smaller, lighter prop planes to replace the A10 in counter insurgency operations and ground support in the near future.

More coffee…
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2023 08:46 AM


second look at the OV-10?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 04, 2023 08:54 AM (ENBF0)

185 Happy Birthday USA.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 04, 2023 08:55 AM (Qn59F)

186 "Towels or a Cozy Cave® ??"

heh!

I have a set of white bath towels that once I put the deceased in the jumbo Ziploc bag, I wrap the bag in the towels, and put it all in the cooler.

Seems to retain the moisture well, and it never comes out dry.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:55 AM (1n+EO)

187 "A euphemism for pre-bottom surgery trans woman"

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I'd suggest we stop using the terms they want us to use in order to distort reality.

"Bottom" means something different to 99% of normal people, and so far as I'm aware they're not performing any type of surgery on their butts.

Castration, etc. needs to be used.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 08:55 AM (sD7y4)

188 I'm no expert on French politics nor the internal workings of their bureaucracy; that is if they have a Deep State similar to the criminal junta and their minions of technocrats and apparatchiks that have effectively undermined our governing principles, hijacked the government and using its instrumentalities against the citizenry.

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I think the French establishment were the blueprint for our own Deep State.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 04, 2023 08:55 AM (3JfbU)

189 >>I haven't yet given up hope of the French still being, well, the Bloody French.

I'm even more hopeful Americans will remember they are Americans.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2023 08:56 AM (ZLI7S)

190 a journalist for the publication claims to have seen a group of between 20 and 30 “young, hooded men” wearing balaclavas and gloves performing unofficial arrests.

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They're extremely lucky if that's all it is.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 08:56 AM (sD7y4)

191 How was it? Lives, Fortunes, and Sacred Honor? Get ready.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2023 08:57 AM (Uv0D2)

192 "Castration, etc. needs to be used."

I guess 'Bonus Hole' is right out?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:57 AM (1n+EO)

193 Saw a photo of a up armed "Air Tractor." I would take one. Probably could takeoff and land in my driveway or backyard.

Ammo and stores could be an issue however. But it apparently can carry bombs, rockets and machineguns. 2 person cockpit too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2023 08:58 AM (Q4IgG)

194 There is a WNBA?? It's must be one of those sports I've never watched.

It's like regular basketball, but less feminine.

Posted by: Dennis Rodman at July 04, 2023 08:58 AM (KFhLj)

195 At least he never hired any old white guys.
Something bad might have happened.

https://tinyurl.com/mv7n32p8

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:58 AM (1n+EO)

196 No, Castration is bad. Just ask Canada.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 04, 2023 08:58 AM (xTRSc)

197 DoD tweeted the following post linking to the story of Maj. 'Rachel' Jones, claiming ‘she’ has ’embraced authenticity’ and should ‘inspire us all’
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Suicidally depressed major decides he is a girl. Army celebrates.

Got all that?

Posted by: Huck Follywood phone at July 04, 2023 08:58 AM (nI8St)

198 Happy Independence Day!
Happy Liberty Month!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 04, 2023 08:59 AM (vHIgi)

199 I guess 'Bonus Hole' is right out?

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Someone last night made a great point with the physically repulsive and mentally ill general who is pretending he's a woman.

His fat ass gets to qualify for physicals using the lower chick standards.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 08:59 AM (sD7y4)

200 For truly light weight ground attack, some even pushed the idea of armed ultralights.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 08:59 AM (VURn9)

201 "Suicidally depressed major decides he is a girl. Army celebrates.

Got all that?"


Be....all that you can be...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:59 AM (1n+EO)

202 The A10 is the perfect combination of too effective and not glamorous.

Posted by: davidt at July 04, 2023 08:59 AM (SYTee)

203 DoD tweeted the following post linking to the story of Maj. 'Rachel' Jones, claiming ‘she’ has ’embraced authenticity’ and should ‘inspire us all’

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Wait, maybe that's the physcially repulsive man I'm thinking of.

They all look alike. Big dudes in dresses looking for kids.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 09:00 AM (sD7y4)

204 "the consensus prediction of NOAA’s solar science panel of a weak maximum in 2025 will be wrong."

How can a consensus of expert be wrong? They need to re-consense.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2023 09:00 AM (iayUP)

205 The A10 does not break easily enough for the military industrial complex.

Posted by: tubal at July 04, 2023 09:01 AM (PCK5/)

206 What happens when some corporal embraces his reality that he is really a 4 star general?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2023 09:01 AM (ZLI7S)

207 Bring back the Davy Crocketts!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 09:01 AM (Vwz3I)

208 At least he never hired any old white guys.
Something bad might have happened.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

If those quotes from the young EE grad are accurate, it's no wonder the whole enterprise went kaput. Hubris will get you.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2023 09:02 AM (OjHyA)

209 Happy Independence Day!
Happy Liberty Month!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Backatcha VMom !

Posted by: JT at July 04, 2023 09:02 AM (T4tVD)

210 "What happens when some corporal embraces his reality that he is really a 4 star general?"


Max Klinger was ahead of his time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:02 AM (1n+EO)

211 OceanGate CEO was such an idiot.

Overage carbon fiber? Check.
Carbon fiber only wound in one direction? Check.
Carbon fiber tube too thick for ultrasound scan? Check.
Carbon fiber tube glued to titanium collars? Check.
Acrylic porthole not rated for 13,000ft? Check.
No ability for self rescue? Check.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 09:03 AM (VURn9)

212 206 Any corporal would be preferable to any of the 4-stars we have now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 04, 2023 09:03 AM (xTRSc)

213 "OceanGate CEO was such an idiot. "

But there is no arguing that he is immersed in his work.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:04 AM (1n+EO)

214 I hope that you are nowhere near that Levine freakazoid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2023 08:39 AM (x0n13)


Public Health, NOT US NAVY

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2023 09:04 AM (pmmLi)

215 "It now appears that the high activity seen since the beginning of this ramp up to the upcoming solar maximum is no fluke, and that the consensus prediction of NOAA’s solar science panel of a weak maximum in 2025 will be wrong."

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But these same people are going to fix Global Warming.

*spit*

It's not that we don't understand the science. It's that we don't have a grasp of the science required to begin to understand the math to start conceptualizing the science to begin to get the most basic understanding of the science.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 09:05 AM (nMXLX)

216 After last nights experience I can report that the country has irrevocably split… there is a them, and there is an us…. the “ us” will take a whole lot of killing, and I don’t think the “ them” are up to the job.

Posted by: tubal at July 04, 2023 09:05 AM (PCK5/)

217 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 09:03 AM (VURn9)

I see lawsuits coming.

Posted by: dantesed at July 04, 2023 09:05 AM (88xKn)

218 Buried?

More like mired.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 09:06 AM (VURn9)

219 "It's not that we don't understand the science. It's that we don't have a grasp of the science required to begin to understand the math to start conceptualizing the science to begin to get the most basic understanding of the science."

Maybe we should just go back to reading tea leaves, and asking the Magic 8-ball questions?

Or....roll the bones.

Probably more accurate.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:06 AM (1n+EO)

220 OceanGate CEO was such an idiot.

Overage carbon fiber? Check.
Carbon fiber only wound in one direction? Check.
Carbon fiber tube too thick for ultrasound scan? Check.
Carbon fiber tube glued to titanium collars? Check.
Acrylic porthole not rated for 13,000ft? Check.
No ability for self rescue? Check.

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Second-hand carbon fiber from a low-pressure design used for an airplane.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 09:06 AM (nMXLX)

221
"We pray Thee O God of might, wisdom, and justice! Through whom authority is rightly administered, laws are enacted, and judgment decreed, assist with Thy Holy Spirit of counsel and fortitude N., that his administration may be conducted in righteousness, and be eminently useful to Thy people over whom he presides; by encouraging due respect for virtue and religion; by a faithful execution of the laws in justice and mercy; and by restraining vice and immorality. Let the light of Thy divine wisdom direct the deliberations of Congress, and shine forth in all the proceedings and laws framed for our rule and government, so that they may tend to the preservation of peace, the promotion of national happiness, the increase of industry, sobriety, and useful knowledge; and may perpetuate to us the blessing of equal liberty."

- Abp. John Carroll, Archbishop of Baltimore, 1791

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2023 09:07 AM (MoZTd)

222 210 "What happens when some corporal embraces his reality that he is really a 4 star general?"


Max Klinger was ahead of his time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:02 AM (1n+EO)


Funny. I was going to use this in my editorial but got sidetracked. In any case, Klinger dressed in drag as a gimmick to get out. Nowadays, he'd be sent right to front to lead the troops.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2023 09:07 AM (x0n13)

223 After last nights experience I can report that the country has irrevocably split… there is a them, and there is an us…. the “ us” will take a whole lot of killing, and I don’t think the “ them” are up to the job.
Posted by: tubal at July 04, 2023 09:05 AM (PCK5/)


What happened last night?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 04, 2023 09:07 AM (AW0uW)

224 219 "It's not that we don't understand the science. It's that we don't have a grasp of the science required to begin to understand the math to start conceptualizing the science to begin to get the most basic understanding of the science."

Maybe we should just go back to reading tea leaves, and asking the Magic 8-ball questions?

Or....roll the bones.

Probably more accurate.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:06 AM (1n+EO)

Pure gibberish…

Posted by: tubal at July 04, 2023 09:07 AM (PCK5/)

225 "The American "news" media is barely covering a full blown insurrection in a major Western nation"


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Wait until you see the propaganda when it starts here...

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 04, 2023 09:08 AM (i7Q7S)

226 "Nowadays, he'd be sent right to front to lead the troops."

Nope.

Detailed directly to the Pentagon to develop and promulgate policy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:08 AM (1n+EO)

227 Interesting photo up top, JJ. Are those the French police or whatever they are called?

Posted by: dantesed at July 04, 2023 09:08 AM (88xKn)

228 "It's not that we don't understand the science. It's that we don't have a grasp of the science required to begin to understand the math to start conceptualizing the science to begin to get the most basic understanding of the science."

That is really no different than Star Trek:N ext Generation techno-babble.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 09:08 AM (VURn9)

229 After a while, Klinger gave up on the drag schtick. He was not really insane. These people are insane and will never give up.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2023 09:09 AM (iayUP)

230 Max Klinger would 'trigger' the snowflakes.

He wore a dress but he still carried his rifle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 09:09 AM (VURn9)

231 "Harvard Faces New Civil Rights Complaint Challenging Legacy Admissions

REUTERS/Brian Snyder"


The Leftists appear to be seriously going after Legacy Admissions to their preferred colleges. Corrupt Joe even mentioned ending them in his SCOTUS decision remarks last Friday.

I believe it's all Leftist optics BS. They will very publicly "force" Ivy League schools to end official legacy admissions policies. For fairness and equity! In private they will tell legacy applicants to write in their application essay about being inspired to learn and explore and end white supremacy by their parent(s) stories of how attending Harvard helped them do the same. Or variations of this.

Although straight-up legacy admissions have ended, applications with essays containing a legacy hook will automatically be put in the "ADMIT" pile. Easy-peasy.

Or the schools will simply cut to the chase. College presidents will meet with admissions deans to give them a hand-written list of legacies they must admit BAMN.

Posted by: Gref at July 04, 2023 09:10 AM (AMIL/)

232 @175 Huck Follywood, the Marines recently got rid of their tanks. They're looking for a few good trannies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 04, 2023 09:10 AM (PVx3i)

233 "It's not that we don't understand the science. It's that we don't have a grasp of the science required to begin to understand the math to start conceptualizing the science to begin to get the most basic understanding of the science."


--

Or if read in context of the solar maximum content in which it was posted it offers commentary of how childlike our understanding is of the system they intend to "fix"

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 09:10 AM (nMXLX)

234 WNBA Star Natasha Cloud -- Ummm, there's no such think as a WNBA star. Has anyone ever even heard of this bitch before?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 04, 2023 09:11 AM (XMwZJ)

235 He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 09:12 AM (BRHaw)

236 Good morning and happy 4th of July!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2023 09:13 AM (avru5)

237 The Marines' 'new' doctrine for area denial in the Pacific starkly reminds me of the Japanese and American ideas before World War II. Build outposts with garrisons.

The Marine Defense Battalion at Wake Island would like to have a few words.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 09:13 AM (VURn9)

238 and more

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 09:13 AM (BRHaw)

239 28 Happy Independence Day, errybotty!

What Goes Up Must Come Down:
THE REALITY OF CELEBRATORY GUNFIRE

https://tinyurl.com/2l7nk7lb

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at July 04, 2023 08:02 AM (sD7y4)
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Wouldn't a .22 rather than a .223LR be more commonly fired? This caliber was not investigated?

Posted by: Ciampino -- BAD Cop! No Donut! at July 04, 2023 09:13 AM (qfLjt)

240 I guess I could've written "these same people don't even know how to grow onions" again, but I thought I'd switch it up.


"With around 30 approved varieties of Vidalia onions grown in Georgia, each with slightly different flavor characteristics, Jackson and his fellow researchers are trying to determine how to ensure consistently sweet onions — in every field, under any growing conditions, in every harvest year."

https://tinyurl.com/23msgqoj

They can't even grow onions, but they're going to account for solar maximums.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 09:13 AM (nMXLX)

241 223 After last nights experience I can report that the country has irrevocably split… there is a them, and there is an us…. the “ us” will take a whole lot of killing, and I don’t think the “ them” are up to the job.
Posted by: tubal at July 04, 2023 09:05 AM (PCK5/)

What happened last night?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 04, 2023 09:07 AM (AW0uW)

I went to a small town to watch the fireworks… I opened my eyes to what was going on around me there.. I realized that the biggest problem I face is the relentless lying propaganda that washes over us daily, by the Regime. Normality is alive and well in the country, and is Strong. There is strength out there, but “ they” work constantly to make us despair. The people I was in the middle of last night will NOT roll over for the Regime.

Posted by: tubal at July 04, 2023 09:13 AM (PCK5/)

242 and even more

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 09:14 AM (BRHaw)

243 Read shortly after the One-Way Oceanview went well, one way. That most agreements signed are not worth the paper it's on.

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 09:15 AM (xhxe8)

244 "They can't even grow onions, but they're going to account for solar maximums."

Well, onions are complicated.

They have layers.

Like donkeys.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:15 AM (1n+EO)

245 The scum who these French citizens are zip tying and handing over to the police should be grateful that their necks weren't zip-tied, followed by a Mussolini lamp posting. Of course, my figurative orgasmic glee over this should in no way be interpreted as wanting something like this to happen over on this side of the Atlantic. Heaven forfend.

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Make Rooftop Koreans Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 09:15 AM (ul9wx)

246 Fell into shreds before we even started the pull.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

So your service animal is a pig. But just the delicious part.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 04, 2023 09:15 AM (Wy1BU)

247 The people I was in the middle of last night will NOT roll over for the Regime.
Posted by: tubal at July 04, 2023 09:13 AM (PCK5/)


I wish I lived where you do. I'm trapped in Maskachusetts.

If you wonder why I am so relentlessly downbeat and cynical, only part of it is because I'm chronically depressed. Most of it is because of where I am.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 04, 2023 09:16 AM (AW0uW)

248 I question why NOAA, nominally responsible for terrestrial weather prediction, is tasked with predicting "space weather."

It's not like they have a stellar track record in either.

And the sun, being somewhat variable and all, and moving through space we know nothing about is the biggest source of change for our planet. Yet the experts still don't understand shit.

And want to blot out the sun for our safety. 🤷

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2023 09:16 AM (Q4IgG)

249 "So your service animal is a pig._


Well, we did serve him
So....yes!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:16 AM (1n+EO)

250 And want to blot out the sun for our safety

And they worry about Democracy dying in darkness...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 09:17 AM (VURn9)

251 "So your service animal is a pig._


Well, we did serve him

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You don't eat an animal like that all at once, though.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 09:17 AM (nMXLX)

252 192 "Castration, etc. needs to be used."

I guess 'Bonus Hole' is right out?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 08:57 AM

"Genital Mutilation", with the appropriate "male" or "female" prefix, should suffice...and help muddy the waters of discussion to the practices of other cultures, pissing all the right people off.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 04, 2023 09:17 AM (NCgXW)

253 "And the sun, being somewhat variable and all, and moving through space we know nothing about is the biggest source of change for our planet. Yet the experts still don't understand shit.

And want to blot out the sun for our safety. 🤷"

Hey, what does this button do!

*Press*

Oh shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:17 AM (1n+EO)

254 To Serve Humans.

"It's a cookbook!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 09:17 AM (VURn9)

255 second look at the OV-10?
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 04, 2023 08:54 AM (ENBF0)

The grunts loved the OV10 'Rash Bird' in Vietnam.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 04, 2023 09:18 AM (BdMk6)

256 People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 04, 2023 09:18 AM (xTRSc)

257 Or if read in context of the solar maximum content in which it was posted it offers commentary of how childlike our understanding is of the system they intend to "fix"
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine
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One thing I'm sure of. If great minds like Greta and AOC say the climate needs to be fixed, then we better damn well get busy fixin' it.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 04, 2023 09:18 AM (dr4Q1)

258 I saw Heaven Forfend open for the Deadly Sins at the Paradise Rock Club in Boston around 2007.

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 09:19 AM (ul9wx)

259 215 "It now appears that the high activity seen since the beginning of this ramp up to the upcoming solar maximum is no fluke, and that the consensus prediction of NOAA’s solar science panel of a weak maximum in 2025 will be wrong."

-

But these same people are going to fix Global Warming.

*spit*

It's not that we don't understand the science. It's that we don't have a grasp of the science required to begin to understand the math to start conceptualizing the science to begin to get the most basic understanding of the science.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 09:05 AM (nMXLX)


Exactly. This another case of not yet enough data. How long have we been keeping good records of sunspot activity? Three hundred years? Four hundred years? The sunspot cycle during that period may be a small cycle in a larger cycle we don't yet know about. Exactly like the climate change "science."

Posted by: Gref at July 04, 2023 09:19 AM (AMIL/)

260 American Spectator (Politics section) reminds us that even if Biden runs, and I believe he will not, Kamala has to go. The nation cannot risk another term where she is a heartbeat away. Feinstein is retiring, and the Senate is the traditional home for losers. Seems like a perfect match to me!

Posted by: Huck Follywood phone at July 04, 2023 09:19 AM (O5XD1)

261 About 126 trillion horsepower is sent to earth or 4.7 × 1025 W.

So what % exactly of that do we need less of?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 09:19 AM (BRHaw)

262 Kamala isn't a heartbeat away from the Presidency.

More like an aneurysm away.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 09:20 AM (VURn9)

263 Huh. I just realized the A-10 was killed off at the same time "diversity" became a big deal, and people insist that women can fly fighter jets because the jets are doing all the work anyway.

I doubt that's the case in the relatively old and slow A-10, is it?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 09:20 AM (nMXLX)

264 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Any chance you could move to real America? Come to Indiana! We have cookies!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 04, 2023 09:20 AM (Wy1BU)

265 People...leave that gate alone!!

All in all, it's just another gate in the wall.

:Chesterton

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:20 AM (1n+EO)

266 Eh, why not?

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California Reparations Task Force Calls for Eliminating Child Support Debt for Black Residents

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 09:20 AM (FVME7)

267 The California reparations committee has recommended that child support debt be forgiven.


I see no way this plan could possibly go wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2023 09:21 AM (ZLI7S)

268 >>"They can't even grow onions, but they're going to account for solar maximums."


Heh, reminds me of Mike Rowe's TED talk (his story was about sheep).
https://tinyurl.com/2n7hvvdf

Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2023 09:21 AM (avru5)

269 247 The people I was in the middle of last night will NOT roll over for the Regime.
Posted by: tubal at July 04, 2023 09:13 AM (PCK5/)

I wish I lived where you do. I'm trapped in Maskachusetts.

If you wonder why I am so relentlessly downbeat and cynical, only part of it is because I'm chronically depressed. Most of it is because of where I am.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 04, 2023 09:16 AM (AW0uW)

You seem like a good guy… I can’t tell you what you need to do… I don’t know you or your circumstances… I will say this though, that some versions of Hell involve a PLACE of perpetual despair, where everything seems hopeless.. no fire, no brimstone, just endless gloom. There IS light out there, and going to it, for all of us, is maybe the answer. I moved away from where I was, to a place where there is hope and strength. Sorry for the sermon, I will shut up now…

Posted by: tubal at July 04, 2023 09:21 AM (PCK5/)

270 NASA is the only US entity still flying the OV-10. The Philippines is the only country still using them in a military capacity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2023 09:21 AM (Q4IgG)

271 Not .45ACP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 09:22 AM (VURn9)

272 I pissed off an engineering type at my watering hole by explaining that the over under range for a NOAA station when reading temps above 88 F is 2 degrees F.

About 50% more than the number climate scientist want to stop from happening.

How do you measure a change smaller then your instruments can measure?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 09:22 AM (BRHaw)

273 Enjoy Independence Day, mighty Horde.

"...de facto foreign countries within their own borders, and they're hostile almost to being in a near state of war. "

I don't travel to big cities anymore. they ARE foreign nations, FWIW. I doubt I would find anything in common with Adams of NY, or the new guy in Chicago, or the LA, Seattle, or Portland (either Portland) pols. Their cities are unsafe, even during the day. I don't WANT to go there.

The only thing we have in common is that they (and the population) were created in the Image of God.

When reading the news from these hell-holes, I have a hard time remembering that.(It's a recurring topic in confession, when I forget this fact.)

Yet...my heart breaks for the people that don't know any better. They're almost...feral. That's no way to live.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 04, 2023 09:23 AM (Rbu5d)

274 261 About 126 trillion horsepower is sent to earth or 4.7 × 1025 W.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 09:19 AM

That's amazing! Do they, like, hold their breath for the whole trip through space?

Posted by: AOC at July 04, 2023 09:23 AM (NCgXW)

275 >>California Reparations Task Force Calls for Eliminating Child Support Debt for Black Residents

Translation: Task force deciding how much whites owe for things that happened over 150 years ago decide black men owe nothing for something they did themselves.
Alrighty!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2023 09:23 AM (avru5)

276 In? Out? In until out? Out until in?

I get it now. I finally understand Cricket?

What are the ashes for? Whose ashes are they and why did nobody properly bury them?

Is it one of those skull of Geronimo type things?

Posted by: Reforger at July 04, 2023 09:23 AM (B705c)

277 Extremist radical MAGA Republicans don't want to blot out the sun!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 09:23 AM (FVME7)

278 ‘Microscopic’ Louis Vuitton-style handbag sells for over $63K: ‘Smaller than a grain of salt’

https://tinyurl.com/2p9au6zu

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2023 09:24 AM (NpAcC)

279 267 The California reparations committee has recommended that child support debt be forgiven.


I see no way this plan could possibly go wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2023 09:21 AM (ZLI7S)

Im glad those poor fuckers are getting a break.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 09:24 AM (BRHaw)

280 That's amazing! Do they, like, hold their breath for the whole trip through space?
Posted by: AOC at July 04, 2023 09:23 AM (NCgXW)

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 09:24 AM (BRHaw)

281
Most of it is because of where I am.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 04, 2023 09:16 AM


**fistbump**

I feel your pain, brother

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 04, 2023 09:25 AM (ENBF0)

282 >>Translation: Task force deciding how much whites owe for things that happened over 150 years ago decide black men owe nothing for something they did themselves.
Alrighty!

The single biggest problem in the black community bar none is the absence of fathers in the home. So why don't we make the problem worse!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2023 09:25 AM (ZLI7S)

283 Speaking of, did those same scientists ever figure out how to consistently grow truffles in one small garden?

Maybe y'all could start with something easy like that, and then you can move on the details involved in blocking out the sun.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 09:25 AM (nMXLX)

284 If was a betting man, would put a sizable chunk on Sundowner nor the Ho on the ticket in 2024.

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 09:26 AM (xhxe8)

285 The TAMU Aggies spaceship to travel to the Sun will leave at night.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 09:26 AM (BRHaw)

286 "DEI Will Never Die"

Yes, it will. It will go out in a blaze of glory, so to speak. I may not see it in my lifetime. It will put up a mighty struggle. And it's death-throes will destroy indescriminately. But it will die.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 04, 2023 09:27 AM (Rbu5d)

287 It's a good thing I have 1776 on DVD, since TCM isn't showing it until 10.45 tonight.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 04, 2023 09:27 AM (AW0uW)

288 It'll be interesting to see how the French authorities can/do react to this.

If this was in the United States, the process would go like this... The media would find the name of the group, or make one up if it's not a real organization. The surveillance State would at the same time rapidly identify as many real or perceived "members" as it could. After a period of a couple of weeks of insane, frothing-at-the-mouth vituperation of the "vigilantes," the battering rams and camera crews come out for a series of highly publicized raids with a bunch of arrests and show trials.

The whole time this was happening, our intelligence agencies and social media companies (BIRM) would deploy a full court press to make anyone who expressed support for this an Instant Nazi (just add bullshit).

The Americans know how to put their uppity subjects in check in a hurry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 04, 2023 09:27 AM (oINRc)

289 Morning rain is the best rain. We are shooting fireworks later. I may drink some local brew along the way. Thank you America!

Posted by: Huck Follywood phone at July 04, 2023 09:27 AM (uUxLK)

290 "Maybe y'all could start with something easy like that, and then you can move on the details involved in blocking out the sun."

A really big umbrella?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:27 AM (1n+EO)

291 How do you measure a change smaller then your instruments can measure?

--

It's brilliant. They created a self-licking lollipop that also never diminishes.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 09:27 AM (nMXLX)

292 If was a betting man, would put a sizable chunk on Sundowner nor the Ho on the ticket in 2024.
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 09:26 AM (xhxe


I'm still putting my money on Gretch the Wretch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 04, 2023 09:28 AM (AW0uW)

293 "The TAMU Aggies spaceship to travel to the Sun will leave at night."

See, now this makes sense.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:28 AM (1n+EO)

294 282 >>Translation: Task force deciding how much whites owe for things that happened over 150 years ago decide black men owe nothing for something they did themselves.
Alrighty!

The single biggest problem in the black community bar none is the absence of fathers in the home. So why don't we make the problem worse!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2023 09:25 AM (ZLI7S)

The are some populations that we don’t want to have too many of.

Posted by: RBG Star Wars Wheelchair at July 04, 2023 09:28 AM (BRHaw)

295 I pissed off an engineering type at my watering hole by explaining that the over under range for a NOAA station when reading temps above 88 F is 2 degrees F.

About 50% more than the number climate scientist want to stop from happening.

How do you measure a change smaller then your instruments can measure?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 09:22 AM


Barely an inconvenience...you just make $hit up.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 04, 2023 09:28 AM (ncXxy)

296 More race swapping.

Eddie Murphy Has Big Shoes to Fill In “Pink Panther” Franchise

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Dude, it's PINK Panther. (It might actually be good.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 09:28 AM (FVME7)

297 Have a great Independence Day, Horde.
Mine will be less than great as I have no A/C and a severe case of shingles and my doctor is overseas until Wednesday week. Current internal temp. 88F

Posted by: Ciampino --- BAD Cop! No Donut! at July 04, 2023 09:28 AM (qfLjt)

298 The point is to humiliate any last person who believes in the reality of good and evil apart from what the mechanisms of mass behavior and mass control determine.

----------

The Nihilistic Leftist Marxist Death Cult is all about eliminating God and nature's distinctions between:

Man and God.
Good and evil.
Human and animal.
Holy and profane.
Parent and child.
Man and woman.
Beautiful and ugly.
Reason and emotion.

[h/t Dennis Prager]

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 09:28 AM (ul9wx)

299 It's brilliant. They created a self-licking lollipop that also never diminishes.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 09:27 AM (nMXLX)

1 2 3 crunch

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2023 09:29 AM (BRHaw)

300 Heh, reminds me of Mike Rowe's TED talk (his story was about sheep).
https://tinyurl.com/2n7hvvdf

Posted by: Lizzy

--

Thank you. I really appreciate that guy's insight. IIRC he started out as a bonafide actor and then started to understand life.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 09:29 AM (nMXLX)

301
If you wonder why I am so relentlessly downbeat and cynical, only part of it is because I'm chronically depressed. Most of it is because of where I am.

Get outside to local parks with fishing and boating type people. You'll find conservatives. I had a nice conversation with a guy with a Trump bumper sticker yesterday. Man is he upset with the direction of the country.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 04, 2023 09:29 AM (enJYY)

302 The family that plays together, stays together.

Jaden Smith Says Mom Jada Pinkett-Smith Introduced Whole Family to Psychedelic Drugs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 09:29 AM (FVME7)

303 "It's brilliant. They created a self-licking lollipop that also never diminishes."

A mobius-pop?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:30 AM (1n+EO)

304 A mobius-pop?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Does a mobius-pop go to a strip club over and over?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2023 09:31 AM (OjHyA)

305 "Current internal temp. 88F"

Oral, or rectal?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:31 AM (1n+EO)

306 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 04, 2023 09:31 AM (xTRSc)

307 >>It'll be interesting to see how the French authorities can/do react to this.


I remember when the masses of refugees started appearing in Europe a~10 years ago, and the inevitable crime against locals began, groups like Soldiers of Odin started popping up to protect the locals. Naturally, they were labeled a hate group and demonized while the media/authorities remained silent about the refugees raping and robbing.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2023 09:32 AM (avru5)

308 Jada Pinkett Smith is a real mess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood phone at July 04, 2023 09:32 AM (9a24s)

309 284 If was a betting man, would put a sizable chunk on Sundowner nor the Ho on the ticket in 2024.

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 09:26 AM (xhxe


The Democrat National Committee members and the people who pull their strings cannot possibly want the Ho in charge. Leftism is a casually nice thing for them unless it wipes-out their investments, because of a Leftist know-nothing meeting with foreign leaders and being owned.

Posted by: Gref at July 04, 2023 09:32 AM (AMIL/)

310 Jaden Smith Says Mom Jada Pinkett-Smith Introduced Whole Family to Psychedelic Drugs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 09:29 AM (FVME7)


Don't take the brown acid, Cadet!

Posted by: Cypher Raige at July 04, 2023 09:32 AM (PiwSw)

311 Women pilots and the A-10.

One of the two instances where an A-10 got hit bad enough it should have crashed occurred during the US intervention in Iraq.

https://youtu.be/BMAkD2x1uZE

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 09:32 AM (VURn9)

312 297 Have a great Independence Day, Horde.
Mine will be less than great as I have no A/C and a severe case of shingles and my doctor is overseas until Wednesday week. Current internal temp. 88F
Posted by: Ciampino --- BAD Cop! No Donut! at July 04, 2023 09:28 AM (qfLjt)
*****
Yikes! That really sucks.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2023 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

313 World's Largest Hedge Fund CIO Issues Terrifying Warning for US Economy

Oh, for Pete's sake. You don't need to be the CIO of the "world's largest hedge fund" to know this. We've been talking about it over (the increasingly expensive ) supper for years.

what is it that Perfessor Reynolds says? "something that can't go on forever, won't" or something like that.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 04, 2023 09:33 AM (Rbu5d)

314 Today I honor the ideals of our Founders, a set of principles laid out in the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution that we as a society have striven to attain for nearly 250 years, in fits and starts. Those ideals were unique in the history of human governments and will live on in the hearts of lovers of true liberty. As a nation we will survive if we continue to uphold those founding principles, not if we continue to tear them down. May God bless America.

Endeavour to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 04, 2023 09:33 AM (kXYt5)

315 >>Thank you. I really appreciate that guy's insight. IIRC he started out as a bonafide actor and then started to understand life.


He's very insightful.
He started as an opera singer

Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2023 09:34 AM (avru5)

316 My wicket remains sticky. Must be the humidity. Currently at 83%.

Posted by: Drippy Dan at July 04, 2023 09:34 AM (T0tUU)

317 293 "The TAMU Aggies spaceship to travel to the Sun will leave at night."

See, now this makes sense.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2023 09:28 AM (1n+EO)
----
They stole that idea from Khrushchev a long time ago.

Posted by: Ciampino - If you put Marijuana in the dryyer, all you get is tumbleweed at July 04, 2023 09:34 AM (qfLjt)

318 Some smart ass headline writer . . .

Kamala Is the Bud Light of VPs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 09:35 AM (FVME7)

319 Most of it is because of where I am.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 04, 2023 09:16 AM (AW0uW)

Prayers up MP4

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 04, 2023 09:38 AM (vHIgi)

320 "Which begs the question, why did Trump invite this fey fraud to his rally in the first place? - jjs"

maybe, just maybe (and I may be dreaming), to let Miss Lindsey know he's not as popular as The Donald?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 04, 2023 09:38 AM (Rbu5d)

321 "...the GOP was told to accept moderates such as McCain, Bush, and Romney..."

They ain't moderates. They're traitors.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 04, 2023 09:40 AM (Rbu5d)

322 Ciampino, that sounds dreadful.
I hope you at least have a fan and some sort of pain relief.
Prayers for your healing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 04, 2023 09:40 AM (vHIgi)

323 >>>Where’s Hunter? White House Evacuated After Cocaine Found

If you wanna hang out, you've gotta take her out

>Happy Independence Day, Bitches!

youtube.com/watch?v=p3DF8XgIMM8

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 04, 2023 09:41 AM (KVGVf)

324 1,000 Buildings Burnt, 5,600 Vehicles Destroyed, 3,300 Arrests in First Week of France Riots

ARRESTS!!?? Sacre Bleu!

I wonder if they're practicing "catch and release" like the Americans did a couple years ago...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 04, 2023 09:43 AM (Rbu5d)

325 The Professionalism of the U.S. Military Is Threatened

Like JJS says, "too late."
I know a vet of the Sand Wars. He says his buddies are telling their kids to NOT go to the military. These are multi-generational military families.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 04, 2023 09:46 AM (Rbu5d)

326 President Joe Biden needs a tuneup. He’s a stiff when speaking at the lectern. When not a stiff, the 80-year-old can be a dolt, saying, as he did this week, that Russian President Vladimir Putin is “losing the war in Iraq” when he meant Ukraine, or blurting out a senseless, “God save the Queen, man,” at a gun control rally last week. The English language has never been his friend, so it’s logical that his managers, er, his aides, have limited his exposure to the press. No president since the equally doddering Ronald Reagan has held so few press conferences. Not since Ray Leonard’s ill-advised third comeback has a contestant seemed so out of condition for a big rumble…

Posted by: SMOD at July 04, 2023 09:49 AM (RovqD)

327 I wonder if they're practicing "catch and release" like the Americans Chileans did a couple years ago...
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 04, 2023 09:43 AM (Rbu5d)
===
There.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2023 09:55 AM (RIvkX)

328 "What are the ashes for? Whose ashes are they and why did nobody properly bury them?"

It's a Victorian-era thing. They're the ashes of either English or Australian cricket, depending on who wins the series. Physically they're probably part of a burnted wicket, given as a gag gift when people still had a sense of humour.

Posted by: Limey at July 04, 2023 09:56 AM (UVWJi)

329 Good morning, all; thanks, J.J.

Re: Bill HB 4474, looks like someone took the time to study the fed's 2021 updated Hate Crime statistics.

For ALL Bias, Intimidation followed by Simple Assault were the highest reported offenses & Residence Home followed by Highway, Alley, Street, Sidewalk the most likely Locations. There's a whole lot more there regarding Bias Categories, Offenders, Offenders Ethnicity but the point is intimidation as a crime & family members could easily be among the offensive.

Yay. Another progressive v. conservative warfront leading up to the next presidential election.

The flags are up, the grill is ready. Wish you and yours a fine day!

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect & speeds the security clearance process at July 04, 2023 09:58 AM (GshMh)

330 JJ, I hope this won't be taken the wrong way, but Gen. Patton's comment to Rommel when saying he read his book applies in spades to your column today, so ... "JJ, you magnificent bastard! I read your thread!" ... good on ya.

Posted by: Dr_No at July 04, 2023 10:23 AM (mu5GU)

331 JJ, I hope this won't be taken the wrong way, but Gen. Patton's comment to Rommel when saying he read his book applies in spades to your column today, so ... "JJ, you magnificent bastard! I read your thread!" ... good on ya. Happy Fourth ...

Posted by: Dr_No at July 04, 2023 10:25 AM (mu5GU)

332 The currenet goings-on in France may correctly be referred to with the term used by Dom DeLuise in the 'choreography' scene at the end of "Blazing Saddles" ... 'The French Mistake' ... cue the dancing boys now, please ...

Posted by: Dr_No at July 04, 2023 10:43 AM (mu5GU)

333 "...wonder why I am so relentlessly downbeat and cynical...I'm chronically depressed. Most of it is because of where I am."

Tell me about it; Mired in Minnesota, the land of Ilhan, Ellison, and Klobuchar. I'd drink if I could, I'd shoot but no gun, I'd move but no place left to go...

just kidding...This is what Apostle Paul called "these light afflictions" before he was *beheaded*
2 Corinthians 11
"...five times I received 39 lashes with a whip. Three times I was beaten with rods; once I was stoned; three times I was shipwrecked; a night and a day spent in the sea; in journeys often, in perils of waters, robbers, my own countrymen, in perils of Gentiles, cities, the wilderness, the sea, false brethren; in weariness and toil, in sleeplessness often, in hunger and thirst, in fastings often, in cold and nakedness..."

Paul wrote to the Church to follow his example, stand strong in Christ, keep the faith, and finish our race well. It won't get any worse for us than him.

Posted by: Ju at July 04, 2023 10:47 AM (aTmM/)

334 there's only 1 possible outcome in this situation.
the unconditional surrender of 1 side.

Posted by: ontoiran at July 04, 2023 11:19 AM (XyXp6)

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