20th Anniversary Repost: The Fetterman Correspondances

From the Los Angeles Blade, December 12, 2022: Meet the Bisexual Wife of Pennsylvania's New US Senator.

Sub-hed: When the Washington Blade caught up with Gisele Barreto Fetterman this month, she was looking forward to some upcoming travel plans

Yeah I'll bet she was!!!

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When the Washington Blade caught up with Gisele Barreto Fetterman this month, she was looking forward to some upcoming travel plans.
First up is a trip to Washington in January to witness the swearing-in ceremony for her husband, Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman, who was just elected to represent the Keystone State in the U.S. Senate after one of the year's most hard-fought midterm races.
Then, in March, she plans to visit family in Brazil for the first time since travel to her native country was restricted in the early days of the pandemic, and just in time to celebrate another electoral victory as Brazilian voters have ousted their far-right President Jair Bolsonaro.

This bisexual girlboss lived as an illegal alien in the US for something like 12 years.

Regarding the right-wing attacks that were focused on her identity as a bisexual woman and immigrant from Latin America, she jokes, "they made me sound like a superhero."

She expounded upon her theories about how to honor and obey one's (yuch!) husband.

She also shares photos on social media with her 6-foot-8 husband's head partially cropped out so that her shoes are visible in the frame, and insists that their marriage operates with the unspoken understanding that Gisele is always right when there are differences of opinion.
On that latter point, should anyone long for the same dynamic with their spouse or significant other, Gisele Fetterman offers the following advice: "You just have to be really confident in your truth," she said, adding, "then you just, like, ignore him when he's speaking."

America's foremost Pompous Documentarian Ken Burns has been collecting the correspondence of John and Gisele Fetterman. He has shared with me their most recent exchanges, which I will now share with you.

I think you will agree that this love is a fire whose embers will smolder and glow throughout eternity.

You may find that John's letters are best accompanied with this musical accompaniment, and that Gisele's flow nicely with this.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 06:30 PM

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1 WTF???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 29, 2023 06:31 PM (W/lyH)

2 Strange lack of discussion about fire and why it's bad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 29, 2023 06:33 PM (xcxpd)

3 I think you will agree that this love is a fire whose embers will smolder and glow throughout eternity.

Or

One that dare not speak it's name.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 29, 2023 06:33 PM (W/lyH)

4 But seriously Ace, yeah, this was funny. The Ken Burns touch was lovely.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 29, 2023 06:33 PM (xcxpd)

5 I cringe with the fact that this is our government.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2023 06:34 PM (PKEqY)

6 Hahahahahahahahhahahaha

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 29, 2023 06:35 PM (sNvzL)

7 You cannot dispute the truth of a superhomo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2023 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

8 Sigh...

Time for Buffalo Trace.
Lots of Buffalo Trace.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 29, 2023 06:38 PM (W/lyH)

9 8 Sigh...

Time for Buffalo Trace.
Lots of Buffalo Trace.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 29, 2023 06:38 PM (W/lyH)

amen

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 29, 2023 06:40 PM (xcxpd)

10 I'd suggest this as an alternate theme song for Gisele Fettermonster
https://youtu.be/icbAsFpVW7E

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at December 29, 2023 06:41 PM (xcxpd)

11 Fettermans wife treatment of him has caused him to stop being progressive. If someone sends him pictures of her pulling a train with the roadies he might turn Republican

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 29, 2023 06:42 PM (iYJk7)

12 This is peak Ace for this year.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 29, 2023 06:42 PM (cMXNt)

13 I can't believe today is Friday. I'm all kinds of out of whack.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2023 06:43 PM (5xURv)

14 I can't believe today is Friday. I'm all kinds of out of whack.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2023 06:43 PM (5xURv)

It's Friday???
Damn!
I love retirement!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 29, 2023 06:45 PM (W/lyH)

15
It's Friday???
Damn!
I love retirement!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 29, 2023 06:45 PM (W/lyH

I'm gonna suck at retirement. I really need a few new hobbies

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2023 06:47 PM (5xURv)

16 I'd hardly call Fetterman "not progressive."

He's just not endorsing Hamas kidnap and murder ops in a State with lots of well-heeled Jewish donors who don't endorse that, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 29, 2023 06:48 PM (0FoWg)

17 Fetterman has been an unexpectedly not-bad Senator in some ways.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 29, 2023 06:48 PM (mTuD/)

18 For this alone, Ace is a Miklos-approved author.

Posted by: Miklos, who has actually been paid to write stuff at December 29, 2023 06:48 PM (jov6P)

19 A Former Trump Lawyer, Michael Cohen, Says He Unwittingly Sent AI-Generated Fake Legal Cases to His Attorney
Cohen says he found the citations by doing research through Google Bard and was unaware that the service could generate nonexistent

Posted by: SMOD at December 29, 2023 06:50 PM (RovqD)

20 Ken Burns is a liar, those are forgeries, and I will pierce his skull and feed on his skullfruit.

Gisele only serves one turgid, insatiable tentacle, and it's mine.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at December 29, 2023 06:52 PM (0FoWg)

21 Fetterman just isn’t fully invested in the Democratic Party narrative

Posted by: SMOD at December 29, 2023 06:52 PM (RovqD)

22
Ehh ... Chuy's posts about rooting through Marco Rubio's garbage (in a non-sexual way), Megan Kelly having the ass of a young Keifer Sutherland, and Lisa Mookowski as the Alaskan Coke Bear were way more amusing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 29, 2023 06:52 PM (xG4kz)

23 America's foremost Pompous Documentarian Ken Burns has been collecting the correspondence of John and Gisele Fetterman. He has shared with me their most recent exchanges, which I will now share with you.
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[fades up 'Ashokan Farewell']
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kZASM8OX7s

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 29, 2023 06:54 PM (XeU6L)

24 My tallest client was only 6'6". But he could take it to the bucket and play lockdown defense.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 29, 2023 06:54 PM (KAi1n)

25 Fetterman has been an unexpectedly not-bad Senator in some ways.
Posted by: vmom
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Brain-damaged is not the same as psychologically damaged.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 29, 2023 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

26 My tallest client was only 6'6". But he could take it to the bucket and play lockdown defense.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 29, 2023 06:54 PM (KAi1n)

With that kind of dexterity his unseemly sentient growth must not have consumed his cerebellum and inhibited his motor function yet. Must have been nice for him. I can't remember when my hulking mutant didn't constantly pilot me into doorjambs.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at December 29, 2023 06:58 PM (0FoWg)

27 Shouldn't mock the disabled. It would be wrong.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 29, 2023 06:58 PM (RIvkX)

28 DC cocktail circuit is allegedly quite the wife swapping party, but nice to see Giselle is reaching out to the rest of the country.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 29, 2023 07:00 PM (Cus5s)

29 TuCa #58 is interview with Jordan Belfort re: crooked pols. I think I'll watch it.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at December 29, 2023 07:00 PM (MvF+J)

30 Differently abled.

Posted by: fd at December 29, 2023 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

31 You get my goat, Ace man.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 29, 2023 07:01 PM (J8LnB)

32 Yeah, TL;DR, but then, "i wish you fuck." Flag on the play, personal foul, ejects from game.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 29, 2023 07:02 PM (as3uC)

33 "Special"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 29, 2023 07:02 PM (R4t5M)

34 17 Fetterman has been an unexpectedly not-bad Senator in some ways.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Just being 'not crazy' is about all we can expect now from our ruling class. He goes against the grain of his party, which is more than I can say about the GoPe (looking at Gov. PharmaSerf in Ohio).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 29, 2023 07:03 PM (v9vY1)

35 Serving up a meal to a Vet on Christmas day, I asked him how tall he was. Didn't ask weight, but probably 275. His answer was 6 feet 6 inches. Big guy. At any rate, he told me that it wasn't without disadvantages.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 29, 2023 07:03 PM (XeU6L)

36 I can't remember when my hulking mutant didn't constantly pilot me into doorjambs.
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato

Yeah, well SFGoth's client tried to choke the mustard outta me. Not that i didn't deserve it.

Posted by: PJ Carlisemo at December 29, 2023 07:04 PM (KAi1n)

37 How short are you?
Never hear that question.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 29, 2023 07:05 PM (J8LnB)

38 John, you will always have my love.

And my proboscis enjoys your anal glands.

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at December 29, 2023 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

39
Delaware, up until about a decade ago, was the only U. S. State in which no National Park, Monument, and whatever was located. This, to some, was a damn crying shame. They rustled up a swarm of consultants as to why one was crucial to have and what it might be.

One of these august consultants was ol' bowl-cut Kenny Burns himself. The appropriate simpletons were agog and persuaded to act and now we have some half-assed "First State National Monument". Yay, us!

My rejoinder, which was greeted with blank and dumb looks (a not uncommon thing hereabout), was, "How about Delaware celebrating its uniqueness by NOT turning over part of itself to Leviathan?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 29, 2023 07:06 PM (xG4kz)

40 25 Fetterman has been an unexpectedly not-bad Senator in some ways.
Posted by: vmom
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Brain-damaged is not the same as psychologically damaged.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 29, 2023 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

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If he decided to switch to the Republican Party they will finally have the "quality candidates" they need.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 29, 2023 07:07 PM (cMXNt)

41 That's my representative

Face plant

Posted by: Skip at December 29, 2023 07:09 PM (fwDg9)

42 My rejoinder, which was greeted with blank and dumb looks (a not uncommon thing hereabout), was, "How about Delaware celebrating its uniqueness by NOT turning over part of itself to Leviathan?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 29, 2023 07:06 PM (xG4kz)
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Considering the criminal grifter that represented Delaware in the Senate for 30+ years, it's a little surprising they *didn't* have more federal monuments and parks...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 29, 2023 07:11 PM (BpYfr)

43 Related.

California just made it illegal for police to ask if drivers know why they were pulled over in order to "promote equity"

-
Discrimination against the stupid is a terrible thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at December 29, 2023 07:11 PM (FVME7)

44 Uh oh. I'm worried now.

ALX 🇺🇸
@alx
CNN senior legal analyst Elie Honig in Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows removing Trump from the ballot: “She based her ruling on a lot of documents, but also YouTube clips, news reports, things that would never pass the bar in normal court. She’s not a lawyer, by the way”

-
If CNN's faux expert says Bellowing Bellows is full of shit that means either one or the other is right and my mind can't accept that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at December 29, 2023 07:13 PM (FVME7)

45 The Fetterrman Correspondences

by Robert Ludlum

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 29, 2023 07:15 PM (TlMqw)

46 Related.
California just made it illegal for police to ask if drivers know why they were pulled over in order to "promote equity"
-
Discrimination against the stupid is a terrible thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

LEO: uhhh, ya know why I pulled you over.

BIF: you're looking for your Mom?
BIF: you smelled donuts?
BIF: you need a suicide i terve tion from your terminal case of head up your ass?
BIF: I'm not answering that. Why'd you pull me over?

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 29, 2023 07:16 PM (3CCua)

47 Hadn't really thought about it: do you suppose Delaware will 'get' The Joe Biden Presidential Library? Will there be bidding?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 29, 2023 07:16 PM (zdLoL)

48 Yaaaaaaay Lamont is back!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 29, 2023 07:18 PM (VTu1l)

49 It's Friday???
Damn!
I love retirement!
Posted by: Diogenes

Friday Night's Alright For Fighting! Civil War thread!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at December 29, 2023 07:19 PM (FVME7)

50 When I read this, I, much like Ken Burns, wept for the forgotten souls who were no longer forgotten.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 29, 2023 07:19 PM (J3ryZ)

51 Hadn't really thought about it: do you suppose Delaware will 'get' The Joe Biden Presidential Library? Will there be bidding?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 29, 2023 07:16 PM (zdLoL)
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Any documents they get will be so heavily redacted that they will be virtually unreadable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 29, 2023 07:20 PM (BpYfr)

52 Friday Night's Alright For Fighting! Civil War thread!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at December 29, 2023 07:19 PM

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 29, 2023 07:21 PM (TlMqw)

53 The Fetterman Parallax Protocol Code File

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 29, 2023 07:21 PM (RIvkX)

54 The Fetterrman Correspondences

by Robert Ludlum
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I read a shitload of Ludlum back in the day.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at December 29, 2023 07:21 PM (FVME7)

55 >>>Hadn't really thought about it: do you suppose Delaware will 'get' The Joe Biden Presidential Library? Will there be bidding?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 29, 2023 07:16 PM (zdLoL)

--- Any documents they get will be so heavily redacted that they will be virtually unreadable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

>I suspect Scranton will fight you, tooth and nail, for the privilege of being the home of the Biden Legacy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 29, 2023 07:23 PM (J3ryZ)

56 >>>I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Nikki Haley
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Problem: you don't know where here is.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 29, 2023 07:24 PM (cV0Dx)

57 The Biden Library will be a mechanical compost bin. Paper goes in, worm casings come out.

Posted by: Jamaica at December 29, 2023 07:24 PM (Eeb9P)

58
Friday Night's Alright For Fighting! Civil War thread!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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See? This why I keep the Griswold & Gunnison here in my desk drawer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 29, 2023 07:24 PM (XeU6L)

59 And yet, solid on Israel (low bar.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2023 07:24 PM (di6C2)

60 *This is...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 29, 2023 07:25 PM (XeU6L)

61 The ice cream at the cafeteria will be awesome, too

Posted by: Jamaica at December 29, 2023 07:25 PM (Eeb9P)

62 >I suspect Scranton will fight you, tooth and nail, for the privilege of being the home of the Biden Legacy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone
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They remember his father sold them that junker car.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 29, 2023 07:25 PM (cV0Dx)

63 Buy two cones, get a free bag of compost.

Posted by: Jamaica at December 29, 2023 07:25 PM (Eeb9P)

64 50 When I read this, I, much like Ken Burns, wept for the forgotten souls who were no longer forgotten.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 29, 2023 07:19 PM (J3ryZ)

Needs some 'Ashoken Farewell' and Shelby Foote.

Reminder for those who do not have the earworm curse:

http://tinyurl.com/yc35wfmw

It is a damn fine song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2023 07:27 PM (di6C2)

65 >>>See? This why I keep the Griswold & Gunnison here in my desk drawer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

>Save it for your editor, chum, looks like you need to crack the whip.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 29, 2023 07:27 PM (J3ryZ)

66 Aluha Akbar chanted at 9/11 Memorial.

Just like the Dems... their pushing it...

Last time we lost our temper, we dropped nukes... may be time again.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2023 07:27 PM (xaFKb)

67 Presidential libraries are a boondoggle. It's a way to pay back a President for all the stuff he did on loan in the WH.

I'll bet China pays for the entire Biden Library.

We pay for east and west rings! Both rings.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2023 07:28 PM (5xURv)

68 They're just a little confused about this whole boy /girl thing.

Christianity Today
@CTmagazin
When it comes to gendered language, these Christian leaders agree on three things: Everything is changing so fast. We’re figuring it out together. And we should give each other grace.

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Skin suit Christianity for the win!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at December 29, 2023 07:31 PM (FVME7)

69 Ashokan

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2023 07:31 PM (di6C2)

70 CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at December 29, 2023 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

71 It's Friday???
Damn!
I love retirement!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 29, 2023 06:45 PM (W/lyH)

Yeah, screwed me all up... they normally pick up my garbage on Thurs, but with the Holiday... did it today.

Got me all screwed up because I heard the garbage trucks today.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2023 07:31 PM (xaFKb)

72 Christianity Today
@CTmagazin
When it comes to gendered language, these Christian leaders agree on three things: Everything is changing so fast. We’re figuring it out together. And we should give each other grace.

-
Skin suit Christianity for the win!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at December 29, 2023 07:31 PM (FVME7)

Methodist Church in England just decided that the words Husband and Wife are problematic...

You know... the words written in the Book they say is Holy Writ and is the direct word of God?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2023 07:32 PM (xaFKb)

73 Last time we lost our temper, we dropped nukes... may be time again.

Posted by: Romeo13
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No nuking rioters. Tasers, cattle prods, rubber bullets, water cannons, billy clubs, and sedative darts (allows for simple arrest)

Posted by: Braenyard at December 29, 2023 07:32 PM (cV0Dx)

74 Tire irons, I forgot tire irons.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 29, 2023 07:33 PM (cV0Dx)

75 I'll bet China pays for the entire Biden Library.

-
Well, maybe they'll at least have a decent restaurant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at December 29, 2023 07:33 PM (FVME7)

76 Thank God for Mr. Ace!
seeing that it was the 20 anniversary, got me to thinkin' I am not sure when I came to Ace, but it was after the evil, sick, twisted Charlie Johnson went nuts, at Little Green Footballs...so glad to whomever told me about AOS....hadn't looked at LGF in many a moon...good grief! He hates Trump (who would have guessed?) loves Seth Meyers (I mean really loves him, in all ways possible) and talks up musicians no one has ever heard of before....no one...
Did I mention that I am grateful to God for Ace?

Posted by: ziggggeeee at December 29, 2023 07:34 PM (mZc5h)

77 Just went and looked at the status of Barky's library. East Germany had better looking buildings.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2023 07:34 PM (PKEqY)

78 73 Last time we lost our temper, we dropped nukes... may be time again.

Posted by: Romeo13
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No nuking rioters. Tasers, cattle prods, rubber bullets, water cannons, billy clubs, and sedative darts (allows for simple arrest)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 29, 2023 07:32 PM (cV0Dx)

Islamic myth says there will be three Holy Cities, destroyed by fire, before the final Teacher comes.

OK, your proposal is acceptable.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2023 07:34 PM (xaFKb)

79 >>>65 >>>See? This why I keep the Griswold & Gunnison here in my desk drawer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Fine looking weapon.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 29, 2023 07:34 PM (cV0Dx)

80 They won't be able to name it the "Joe Biden 'memorial' Presidential Library. Puddin' Brain ain't 'memory-ing' a damn thing.

Any books that might be found there though, will be indexed under "P" for plagiarized.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 29, 2023 07:35 PM (e6UQI)

81 Puddin' Head will have a fine memorial, it will be brass plated.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 29, 2023 07:36 PM (cV0Dx)

82 The Café is open.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2023 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

83 😈 el Diablo.

Posted by: L - What was yours is now Joe's at December 29, 2023 07:38 PM (GshMh)

84 Bribe'em "s library should be named the center for dementia , sexual addiction and drug treatment center

Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2023 07:38 PM (PKEqY)

85 Yaaaaaaay Lamont is back!
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

*breaks out the Champipple*

Posted by: Fred G. Sanford, Grady, and Skillet at December 29, 2023 07:39 PM (jov6P)

86 Any books that might be found there though, will be indexed under "P" for plagiarized.

Jim

Not Ashley's diary

Posted by: Miklos G. Sanford, Grady, and Skillet at December 29, 2023 07:39 PM (jov6P)

87 I gotta admit: I was fully expecting one of “Gisele’s” “responses” to be “new phone who dis?” And I’m kind of disappointed that it wasn’t.

Posted by: SMOD 2024 at December 29, 2023 07:42 PM (Y2NGV)

88 Three employees at an Academy sporting goods store in Metairie, Louisiana, were terminated from their jobs after attempting to stop a shoplifter who allegedly stole a pistol.
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Metairie, Louisiana. What is this world coming to?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 29, 2023 07:42 PM (cV0Dx)

89 He & the clan would want a library in Philly, probably on the lawn of Independence Hall or The Constitution Center.

In honor of his Soul of the Nation speech, it could be called the...'F*ck Joe B*den!' Library' as his adoring fans chanted!

Posted by: L - What was yours is now Joe's at December 29, 2023 07:46 PM (GshMh)

90 >>> Three employees at an Academy sporting goods store in Metairie, Louisiana, were terminated from their jobs after attempting to stop a shoplifter who allegedly stole a pistol.
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Metairie, Louisiana. What is this world coming to?
Posted by: Braenyard

Academy is becoming like... Dicks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 29, 2023 07:53 PM (cOq4q)

91 I am NEVER going to fit in a society that celebrates a Fetterman, a Pelosi, an Obama, a Schumer and all the rest of them.

Real world works just fine, you may get ahold of me there.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 29, 2023 08:03 PM (KATBx)

92 Is this for real?

Posted by: Gonzotx at December 30, 2023 10:50 AM (MwHgU)

93 Clearly, she would not refer to her husband's crazy house as the whack-shack.

Posted by: william ferrin at December 30, 2023 02:45 PM (RlOLo)

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