Madonna Is Found Unconscious and Unresponsive in Apartment; Now Recovering In Regular Ward

She had been intubated in the ICU, but now I guess she's out of danger.

Madonna has been rushed to a New York City hospital after being found unresponsive, Page Six has exclusively revealed.
The pop icon, 64, was discovered at a residence on Saturday before being admitted to the ICU where she was intubated overnight.
Madonna's longtime manager, Guy Oseary, shared on Instagram Wednesday that his client had "developed a serious bacterial infection which led to a several-day stay in the ICU."
The "Vogue" crooner is now out of the intensive care unit and recovering in a regular ward of the unidentified hospital.
The singer's oldest daughter, Lordes Leon, 26, has reportedly been by her superstar mother's bedside throughout the entire ordeal.

Correction: that picture is of noted contemporary of Madonna's, Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 06:43 PM

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1 Sad but what a train wreck

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2023 06:43 PM (xhxe8)

2 If you could point to one celebrity that screwed up our culture the most, Madonna has to be high on that list.

Posted by: Blago at June 28, 2023 06:44 PM (AZkH/)

3 Dutifully called em

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2023 06:45 PM (xhxe8)

4 Meghan Markle's future, without the talent and money.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at June 28, 2023 06:45 PM (9o0h2)

5 Quickly OT, but ace,or Lamont, have you tried the Quant search engine?? I think it is great.

Posted by: tubal at June 28, 2023 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

6 Who is in the pic?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2023 06:45 PM (vHIgi)

7 I feel more sorry for Harambe than I ever will for Madonna.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2023 06:45 PM (i9ffA)

8 Blago at #2: Worse than heavy metal ever did.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at June 28, 2023 06:46 PM (9o0h2)

9 Meh.

She was never clad in samite.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

10 Is there more than one Madonna? That chick looks like she sings hymns in a church choir.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2023 06:46 PM (fY84s)

11 So, who or what is the picture with the mic?

Posted by: Beartooth at June 28, 2023 06:46 PM (8vzCZ)

12 Usually a celebrity in a hospital at that age is drugs. Kind of surprising it wasn't.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 28, 2023 06:46 PM (eYoxG)

13 Never was a fan, but I hope she recovers. Were I a cynic, I might think that there is more to the story.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2023 06:46 PM (4Nep/)

14 Who is in the pic?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Not me.

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2023 06:46 PM (T4tVD)

15
It's wrong to desire someone's demise, but really I don't care what happens to her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2023 06:46 PM (MoZTd)

16 Like a sturgeon, hooked for the very first time.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2023 06:46 PM (lZVy/)

17 STD?

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2023 06:47 PM (lZVy/)

18 Mike Hammer

There is more to the story. Hope she renews her COVID vax.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 06:47 PM (u82oZ)

19 Like a surgeon, cutting flesh for the very first time

Posted by: SMOD at June 28, 2023 06:47 PM (RovqD)

20 She is past her shelf life… but insists on hanging around…

Posted by: tubal at June 28, 2023 06:47 PM (PCK5/)

21 hmmm

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 28, 2023 06:47 PM (Mzdiz)

22 Taylor?

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at June 28, 2023 06:47 PM (9o0h2)

23 Could be a galloping infection, as with Jim Henson.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2023 06:47 PM (fxrF8)

24 > Who is in the pic?

WaPo reporter Taylor Lorenz. Lorenz hides her age and the joke is she's old, like Madonna.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2023 06:47 PM (eyxn4)

25 If you could point to one celebrity that screwed up our culture the most, Madonna has to be high on that list.

Which guarantees the half mast treatment when she returns to Hell. The only question is which flag?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 28, 2023 06:47 PM (p8A+W)

26 Dr. Harambe? Oh hell no.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 28, 2023 06:47 PM (BdMk6)

27 Mike Hammer

The evil inside people can manifest in the face as people get older. That's Madonna.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 06:48 PM (u82oZ)

28 Even as a youth in the early 80's I thought Madonna was hot garbage. Never cared for her schtick.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 28, 2023 06:48 PM (p3lya)

29 Is the infection from her nasty new face?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 28, 2023 06:48 PM (gFEMV)

30 So, the lesson here kids: get those STDs treated quickly.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2023 06:48 PM (lZVy/)

31
Just another Pfizer booster and she'll be fine.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 28, 2023 06:48 PM (enJYY)

32 She is past her shelf life… but insists on hanging around…
Posted by: tubal
------

Stale poptart?

Too soon?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2023 06:48 PM (gKzkw)

33 Who cares?
Fuck Madonna.

FJB

Posted by: jbspry at June 28, 2023 06:48 PM (s78zi)

34 I was never a fan of anything Madonna did

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2023 06:48 PM (xhxe8)

35 SpaceX did another test fire yesterday. Went well, but I swear, all of Musk's ship designs look like they came straight outta Flesh Gordon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2023 06:49 PM (i9ffA)

36 Usually a celebrity in a hospital at that age is drugs. Kind of surprising it wasn't.

True, the vaxx takes them out quicker.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 28, 2023 06:49 PM (p8A+W)

37 Just say no to Botox.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 28, 2023 06:49 PM (Rl2Ry)

38 Wow! They found 6 oz of semen in her stomach and 12 oz in her rectum.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 28, 2023 06:49 PM (FBltX)

39 I swear, I've looked everywhere, even between the couch cushions and the sock drawer. I am just totally and completely outta fuks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 28, 2023 06:49 PM (pohLc)

40 She recovered ?... I won't say it

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2023 06:49 PM (bs+z0)

41 Who is in the pic?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

The 45-year old evil dumbass who pretends to be 30-something; one of Ace's favorite losers to hammer and ridicule.

Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2023 06:49 PM (AMIL/)

42 If you could point to one celebrity that screwed up our culture the most, Madonna has to be high on that list.
Posted by: Blago

Nah. Chuck Barris. As much as I loved the Gong Show, when that became successful entertainment, the writing was on the wall.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2023 06:49 PM (KAi1n)

43 I don't get the Dr. Richard Harambe tweet

Posted by: kallisto at June 28, 2023 06:49 PM (dCxaZ)

44 What's a "regular" ward?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2023 06:50 PM (63Dwl)

45
You or I would be sent home with a handful of pills.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2023 06:50 PM (MoZTd)

46 This short clip is on Instagram but worth watching

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct6uS_UJt-j

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2023 06:50 PM (vHIgi)

47 Bad clams.

Or crabs.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2023 06:50 PM (lZVy/)

48
Doesn't she owe a lot of people a BJ?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 28, 2023 06:50 PM (enJYY)

49 44 What's a "regular" ward?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2023 06:50 PM (63Dwl)

That would be Ward Cleaver, Alex…

Posted by: tubal at June 28, 2023 06:50 PM (PCK5/)

50 Who is in the pic?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

ok I get it now

but I honestly thought it was a pic from the late 1980s or somewhere in the 1990s from her outfit

wtaf

Posted by: kallisto at June 28, 2023 06:50 PM (dCxaZ)

51 What's a "regular" ward?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2023 06:51 PM (gKzkw)

52 I mean that lady in the pic looks like she was keynote speaker at an LDS Young Pioneer convention

Posted by: kallisto at June 28, 2023 06:51 PM (dCxaZ)

53 But I tried to bail her out with my red solo cup.

Posted by: Sean Penn, with Pizza for the whole class except Mr. Hand at June 28, 2023 06:51 PM (XO4ID)

54 Tom Servo

Now do the Bezos rocket.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 06:51 PM (u82oZ)

55
Intubated? Ha! You fools!

I was merely drawing out lung tissue for the cultures of aggressive goblinpox I'll weaponize next!!!!

I'll give you all the Scourge of Madonna by injecting it into your domestic light beer at some point, rest assured. But first... I will test this hideous chimera on thousands of caged fuzzy little bunnies, BWAHAHAHA!"

Posted by: DOCTOR Fauci at June 28, 2023 06:51 PM (oINRc)

56 You or I would be sent home with a handful of pills.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2023 06:50 PM (MoZTd)

Not for this.. A couple years ago I spent 7 days in the Hospital with E.coli infection.. I had to go everyday after release to get antibiotic infusions for 10 days

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2023 06:52 PM (bs+z0)

57 What's a "regular" ward?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Eighty cents less than Premium.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2023 06:52 PM (lZVy/)

58 Like a sturgeon, hooked for the very first time.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2023

***
Doctor, Don't Preach

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2023 06:52 PM (omVj0)

59 The 45-year old evil dumbass who pretends to be 30-something; one of Ace's favorite losers to hammer and ridicule.

It is shameless how they flirt

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 28, 2023 06:52 PM (p8A+W)

60 Beautiful evening out thar.....

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2023 06:52 PM (T4tVD)

61 Nah. Chuck Barris. As much as I loved the Gong Show, when that became successful entertainment, the writing was on the wall.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2023 06:49 PM

I read that he was a cia assassin in South East Asia during the war. When confronted about it he did not deny anything and then he wrote a book about it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 28, 2023 06:52 PM (ncXxy)

62 No flaming skull?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 28, 2023 06:52 PM (Xrfse)

63 You or I would be sent home with a handful of pills.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

One pill makes you naughty and one pill makes you small. And the ones that doctor gives you don't do anything except all the stuff in the disclaimer.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2023 06:52 PM (KAi1n)

64 Weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night, Ward??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 28, 2023 06:52 PM (Vwz3I)

65 What's a "regular" ward?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2023

***
Dick Grayson

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2023 06:53 PM (omVj0)

66 At one time, Madonna was fertile and promising.

In 1984, she peaked like a virgin.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2023 06:53 PM (fY84s)

67 and not just the LDS

She could be speaking at a Wesleyan Methodists for Life confab or moderating a debate between SSPX Catholics and Novus Ordo

but she'd probably need protective gear for that last one

that pic gives off a serious Church Lady vibe

NTTAWT

Posted by: kallisto at June 28, 2023 06:53 PM (dCxaZ)

68 Reuben Hick

Maybe she is the one picking out all the cute animal videos for the Cafe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 06:53 PM (u82oZ)

69
You or I would be sent home with a handful of pills.
Posted by: Hadrian
--------

What?!

You mean our 'healthcare system' treats the moneyed differently than the rest of us?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2023 06:53 PM (HsC66)

70 Madonna's sudden rise to fame is an odd little mystery. I've read a couple of articles that talk about how she was suddenly everywhere. Apparently in early press releases, they claimed she was part of some famous dance crew, but that group had never heard of her.

Someone manufactured Madonna long before it became standard practice to manufacture boy bands and other groups.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2023 06:53 PM (eyxn4)

71 What's a "regular" ward?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Ya poop twice a day.

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2023 06:53 PM (T4tVD)

72 Madonna was intubating? Sheesh, didn't she already do a book about that?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2023 06:54 PM (Angsy)

73 54 Tom Servo

Now do the Bezos rocket.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 06:51 PM (u82oZ)

On the side it should be labeled "Ribbed! For her Pleasure!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2023 06:54 PM (i9ffA)

74 Is Ace dumping on that *doctor* because she shares a name with that famous gorilla that rescued that kid that fell into the pit?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 28, 2023 06:54 PM (ncXxy)

75 “There’s a new Vaccination!! Its [sic] called GUN CONTROL!” she wrote. “Should be mandatory. It will SAVE LIVES!”

- Madonna

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 28, 2023 06:54 PM (YUvzq)

76 Bacterial infection.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 28, 2023 06:55 PM (Vwz3I)

77 I like to watch all the pharma commercials they run these days. They spend 15 seconds telling you how their pill or injections are gonna make you great and the next 3 minutes rapidly listing all the possible horrible side effects.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 28, 2023 06:55 PM (pohLc)

78 off topic: axios 11/19/19:
Vindman testified in his closed-door hearing - and repeated today - that he did not know the identity of the whistleblower.

email from vindman today:
On July 25, 2019, as a United States Army lieutenant colonel detailed to the National Security Council, I witnessed a telephone call between then-President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.

[does that add up?]

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 28, 2023 06:55 PM (B1FKF)

79 "Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire,
Ginger Rogers, dance on air!
They had style, they had grace;
Rita Hayworth gave good face.
Lauren, Katharine, Lana too;
Bette Davis, we love you!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2023 06:55 PM (omVj0)

80 54 Tom Servo

Now do the Bezos rocket.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 06:51 PM (u82oZ)

On the side it should be labeled "Ribbed! For her Pleasure!"
Posted by: Tom Servo

"Thirty seconds before the rides over"

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2023 06:55 PM (lZVy/)

81 I loved Madonna in the 80s.
Her music was fun to dance to and she was pretty and not horribly slutty.

Then she got too big for her own britches.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2023 06:55 PM (ljnbz)

82 We need her healthy for 2024 “giveaways”.

Posted by: DNC at June 28, 2023 06:55 PM (y72mI)

83 Another wreck
Looks like they recovered the One way Ocean submersible
https://youtu.be/KuPNh6NBhQM

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2023 06:55 PM (xhxe8)

84 I'm calling it now:

She bumped into someone else in between heartbeats.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 28, 2023 06:55 PM (YUvzq)

85 More to the story. You do not go from near death and intubated to moved out of ICU to a regular hospital room in four days with a bacterial infection. Just like Prince did not almost code on his charter flight due to “dehydration “

Posted by: Jen the original at June 28, 2023 06:55 PM (cHPsc)

86 where did they put the tube?
i suppose that's already been asked.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 28, 2023 06:56 PM (B1FKF)

87 Like a sturgeon, hooked for the very first time.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2023

The take-down of Madonna in the opening scene of "Reservoir Dogs" is epic.

Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2023 06:56 PM (AMIL/)

88 >>>Quickly OT, but ace,or Lamont, have you tried the Quant search engine?? I think it is great.

I do use it now and am thinking of changing to something else, I can't find anything on it!

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy, head hung in shame at June 28, 2023 06:56 PM (KRtlO)

89 that's not Madonna. That's Baba Yaga.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2023 06:56 PM (xhaym)

90 Without the debatable "benefit" of electronic alterations to her voice, she'd have had no more of a career than a karaoke singer at her local pub.

Well, maybe a bit more, given her talent of limitless self-promotion. Or as I'd describe her: "A Self Pimping Whore."

Though I hate to see pretty much anyone suffer with illness, I'll make an exception in her case. She's wrought a HUGE amount of damage to young and impressionable Americans, lo, these many years.

She doesn't "have" a social disease. She IS a social disease.

Please accept my generational apologies. Short of her being a Kaszinski or Dhamer, she's 'bout as bad as my generation puked forth from the late '50s.

It ain't too late though, missy. Find and accept and accept Christ, let your heart be healed and find Grace. For that much, I'll pray. And I'll sincerely celebrate if she does.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 28, 2023 06:56 PM (e6UQI)

91
You mean our 'healthcare system' treats the moneyed differently than the rest of us?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2023 06:53 PM (HsC66)

___________

More or less. I mean celebs seem to be in the hospital all the time. Us schlubs would be lucky to see a doctor after four hours in an ER sitting next to Manuela with the hacking cough.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2023 06:56 PM (MoZTd)

92 Avenge me!!!

Posted by: Harambe at June 28, 2023 06:56 PM (Vwz3I)

93 No heavily altered flaming skull?

Posted by: MJ at June 28, 2023 06:57 PM (zwDuR)

94 A bacterial strain potent enough to take down Madonna must be dangerous indeed. Bioweaponeers take note.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 28, 2023 06:57 PM (MvF+J)

95 88 >>>Quickly OT, but ace,or Lamont, have you tried the Quant search engine?? I think it is great.

I do use it now and am thinking of changing to something else, I can't find anything on it!
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy, head hung in shame at June 28, 2023 06:56 PM (KRtlO)

I found you…

Posted by: tubal at June 28, 2023 06:57 PM (PCK5/)

96 I gotta say, Taylor looks pretty good for a chick who can remember President Roosevelt talking on the TV.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2023 06:57 PM (omVj0)

97 83 Another wreck
Looks like they recovered the One way Ocean submersible
https://youtu.be/KuPNh6NBhQM
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2023 06:55 PM (xhxe

At the moment after implosion it probably looked like a giant can of Underwood deviled ham.

Posted by: Yeah...it's insensitive at June 28, 2023 06:57 PM (AJ2DX)

98 Too bad.

Fuck her and the horse she rode in on…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2023 06:57 PM (R/m4+)

99 "This short clip is on Instagram but worth watching

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct6uS_UJt-j

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion "

Thank you! I will only watch that 50 times.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2023 06:57 PM (iziT8)

100 The doctors didn't have any trouble sliding the tube through Madonna's mouth and throat.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 28, 2023 06:58 PM (8vzCZ)

101 Is "Lamont the Big Dummy" Ace? A guest blogger?

I can't keep up.

Posted by: cpurick at June 28, 2023 06:58 PM (bwWDS)

102 I like to watch all the pharma commercials they run these days. They spend 15 seconds telling you how their pill or injections are gonna make you great and the next 3 minutes rapidly listing all the possible horrible side effects.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 28, 2023 06:55 PM (pohLc)

I saw one recently that listed "possibly fatal infection of the perineum."

Whatever it was better be worth terminal taint necrosis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2023 06:58 PM (oINRc)

103 You don't infect me; I infect you!

Posted by: Madonna at June 28, 2023 06:58 PM (MvF+J)

104 Quickly OT, but ace,or Lamont, have you tried the Quant search engine?? I think it is great.

I do use it now and am thinking of changing to something else, I can't find anything on it!
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy, head hung in shame at June 28, 2023 06:56 PM (KRtlO)

Well it's "Qwant" not "Quant" so...

Posted by: Might have something to do with it at June 28, 2023 06:58 PM (AJ2DX)

105 Quickly OT, but ace,or Lamont, have you tried the Quant search engine?? I think it is great.
*
I do use it now and am thinking of changing to something else, I can't find anything on it!
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy, head hung in shame at June 28, 2023

***
Qwant works well, and so does Yandex. I think the latter is a Russian product, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2023 06:59 PM (omVj0)

106 Madonna and Taylor are both kinda hot for 80.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2023 06:59 PM (X0I7i)

107 I saw (willowed) Flesh Eating Hyper-Gonorrhea open for Pussy Riot in Moscow in '85.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2023 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

108 #83 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts : 21 minutes
🚨#BREAKING: Human remains found in Titanic-tour sub wreckage
📌#StJohnsport | #Canada
The wreckage of the Titan submersible has been successfully retrieved from the sea floor has has arrived at St. John’s harbour in Canada. The Titan, which is believed to have imploded last week about 1,600 feet from the Titanic, tragically claimed the lives of all five crew members on board. The Coast Guard has confirmed that presumed human remains were found within the wreckage. United States medical professionals will now conduct a formal analysis.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 28, 2023 06:59 PM (Vwz3I)

109 Ok...
Because this is about Madonna, how many of you tapped the pic looking for the mystery music?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2023 06:59 PM (e4fEA)

110 "This short clip is on Instagram but worth watching

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct6uS_UJt-j

--

It's not playing for me. I assume instagram is a walled garden.

I despise this internet. I'm guessing this sort of thing isn't searchable, either. They somehow figured out how to control information, and people signed up willingly.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 28, 2023 06:59 PM (YUvzq)

111 104 Quickly OT, but ace,or Lamont, have you tried the Quant search engine?? I think it is great.

I do use it now and am thinking of changing to something else, I can't find anything on it!
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy, head hung in shame at June 28, 2023 06:56 PM (KRtlO)

Well it's "Qwant" not "Quant" so...
Posted by: Might have something to do with it at June 28, 2023 06:58 PM (AJ2DX)

Yeah… I deserved that…

Posted by: tubal at June 28, 2023 06:59 PM (PCK5/)

112 29 Is the infection from her nasty new face?
Posted by: She Hobbit

I laughed, but it's actually possible that she had a lingering infection and went septic.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2023 07:00 PM (OX9vb)

113 You don't infect me; I infect you!
Posted by: Madonna

Is the cure more cow bell? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 28, 2023 07:00 PM (gFEMV)

114 "Like a pustule, oozing for the very first time "
"Like a puuuustule when your sores seap next to mine"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 28, 2023 07:00 PM (/WhKw)

115
"What lay on the pillow was a charnel house, a heap of pus and blood, a shovelful of putrid flesh. The pustules had invaded the whole face, so that one pock touched the next" - Zola, Nana

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2023 07:00 PM (MoZTd)

116 Quickly OT, but ace,or Lamont, have you tried the Quant search engine?? I think it is great.
*
I do use it now and am thinking of changing to something else, I can't find anything on it!
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy, head hung in shame at June 28, 2023

***
Qwant works well, and so does Yandex. I think the latter is a Russian product, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Alta Vista.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 28, 2023 07:00 PM (qxLut)

117 At the moment after implosion it probably looked like a giant can of Underwood deviled ham.
Posted by: Yeah...it's insensitive at June 28, 2023 06:57 PM (AJ2DX)

I noticed the front carbon fiber nosecone was completely intact. It must popped off just like the top of a nice cold slurpee if you squeeze it too hard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2023 07:00 PM (i9ffA)

118 🚨#BREAKING: Human remains found in Titanic-tour sub wreckage

--

What kind of remains were they expecting to find? Did someone take a dog?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 28, 2023 07:01 PM (YUvzq)

119 Use Quint search engine for looking up shark trivia.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at June 28, 2023 07:01 PM (MvF+J)

120 vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

That video is much appreciated. Thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 07:01 PM (u82oZ)

121 "Greta Garbo, and Monroe,
Dietrich and DiMaggio,
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine.
Grace Kelly, Harlow, Jean --
Picture of a beauty queen."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2023 07:01 PM (omVj0)

122 115
"What lay on the pillow was a charnel house, a heap of pus and blood, a shovelful of putrid flesh. The pustules had invaded the whole face, so that one pock touched the next" - Zola, Nana
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2023 07:00 PM (MoZTd)

Nighty night kiddos… sleep well…

Posted by: tubal at June 28, 2023 07:01 PM (PCK5/)

123 >>> This short clip is on Instagram but worth watching

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct6uS_UJt-j

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion "

So good, thank you!

Posted by: DJ at June 28, 2023 07:01 PM (uosPt)

124 Is the cure more cow bell?

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As long as the bell is made of penicillin, various novel mRNA drugs, DDT, and a shitload of chicken soup, sure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2023 07:02 PM (oINRc)

125
At the moment after implosion it probably looked like a giant can of Underwood deviled ham.
Posted by: Yeah
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Watching the BBC vid, I was struck by the number of fairly straight edges in the fractured hull. Gonna have to think about that for a while...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2023 07:02 PM (rxUKk)

126 119 Use Quint search engine for looking up shark trivia.
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at June 28, 2023 07:01 PM (MvF+J)

Or about turning of the screw.

Posted by: Quintessentially quotidian at June 28, 2023 07:02 PM (AJ2DX)

127 Too bad.

Fuck her and the horse she rode in on…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2023 06:57 PM (R/m4+)

Wasn't that in her sex book, too??

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2023 07:02 PM (Angsy)

128 "What lay on the pillow was a charnel house, a heap of pus and blood, a shovelful of putrid flesh. The pustules had invaded the whole face, so that one pock touched the next" - Zola, Nana
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2023

***
Gee, Emile Zola knew about Ebola?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2023 07:03 PM (omVj0)

129 117 At the moment after implosion it probably looked like a giant can of Underwood deviled ham.
Posted by: Yeah...it's insensitive at June 28, 2023 06:57 PM (AJ2DX)

I noticed the front carbon fiber nosecone was completely intact. It must popped off just like the top of a nice cold slurpee if you squeeze it too hard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2023 07:00 PM (i9ffA)

The front and rear hemispheres are titanium. As should have been the whole thing. Or high-strength steel. Like successful deep-dive submersibles.

Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2023 07:03 PM (AMIL/)

130 "This short clip is on Instagram but worth watching
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct6uS_UJt-j
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion "

But . . . He was wearing Laboutins!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2023 07:03 PM (xhaym)

131 "This short clip is on Instagram but worth watching

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct6uS_UJt-j

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion "
........

Face punch > wrist slap

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2023 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

132 What lay on the pillow was a charnel house, a heap of pus and blood, a shovelful of putrid flesh. The pustules had invaded the whole face, so that one pock touched the next" - Zola, Nana
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2023 07:00 PM (MoZTd)

Nighty night kiddos… sleep well…
Posted by: tubal at June 28, 2023 07:01 PM (PCK5/)

Yeah. I'll be skipping dinner tonight.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2023 07:04 PM (e4fEA)

133 Gref

Please don't disparage the 2023Darwin Awards winners.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 07:04 PM (u82oZ)

134 "United States medical professionals will now conduct a formal analysis.
Posted by: andycanuck"

They daid.

Posted by: The Experts at June 28, 2023 07:04 PM (iayUP)

135 Oooh...Lamont with the rejection.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2023 07:04 PM (iziT8)

136 Gref

I see the news on Starship. Looks promising. But is the FAA going to help?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 07:05 PM (u82oZ)

137 That video is much appreciated. Thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 07:01 PM (u82oZ)

Delightful...wasn't it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2023 07:05 PM (PHmov)

138
Because this is about Madonna, how many of you tapped the pic looking for the mystery music?
Posted by: Diogenes

This music?

https://youtu.be/notKtAgfwDA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2023 07:05 PM (63Dwl)

139 Wow! They found 6 oz of semen in her stomach and 12 oz in her rectum.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at J

....

Respectable.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at June 28, 2023 07:05 PM (JMPQm)

140 52 I mean that lady in the pic looks like she was keynote speaker at an LDS Young Pioneer convention

Posted by: kallisto at June 28, 2023 06:51 PM (dCxaZ)
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LDS, hmm, heard that uttered by Spock in StarTrek IV, The Voyage Home. Potent stuff that.

Posted by: Ciampino -- I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go. at June 28, 2023 07:05 PM (qfLjt)

141 Speaking of matters medical . . .

California Senate passes bill allowing 12-year-olds to consent to gender-affirming care

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 28, 2023 07:06 PM (FVME7)

142 "United States medical professionals will now conduct a formal analysis.
Posted by: andycanuck"

---

Let some redneck build a sub out of RV parts from his backyard and drown himself in the local lake or river and everyone would point and laugh at the idiot.

Kill a bunch of millionaires doing the exact same thing, and...

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 28, 2023 07:06 PM (YUvzq)

143 What kind of remains were they expecting to find? Did someone take a dog?
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 28, 2023 07:01 PM (YUvzq)

The Deep Ones escaped, leaving no trace of their trespass

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2023 07:06 PM (xhaym)

144 141 Speaking of matters medical . . .

California Senate passes bill allowing 12-year-olds to consent to gender-affirming care
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 28, 2023 07:06 PM (FVME7)

Yeah but dat weather tho...

Posted by: Severely conservative Californian at June 28, 2023 07:07 PM (AJ2DX)

145 That video is much appreciated. Thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 07:01 PM (u82oZ)

Delightful...wasn't it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2023 07:05 PM (PHmov)

Put a big smile on my face!

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2023 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

146 NaCly Dog, Elon knows FAA is FedGov, the destroyer of free enterprise

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2023 07:07 PM (Uv0D2)

147 University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario...

||A University of Waterloo student said was in a classroom when someone came in and questioned who the professor was, and later pulled out a knife.

“The guy basically walked in and asked the teacher if he was the professor, he said ‘yeah’ then he pulled out a knife and after that, everybody just ran out,” Yusuf Kaymak, a student at UW told CTV News.

“I ran out, and after we went outside, there was a kid that was stabbed. He was bleeding [from] his arm. I don’t know what happened to the professor.”

Kaymak said the class was full of around 40 students studying gender issues, all of whom ran out, some of whom were crying.

“There were a lot of people just shocked, they didn’t know what to say, we all just ran out of the building and didn’t look back,” Kaymak added.||

https://tinyurl.com/4csbam6m

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 28, 2023 07:07 PM (Vwz3I)

148 Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Meh.

The Amish, LDS, Tridentine Mass Catholics, Strict Southern Baptists, and Mennonites are the future.

Leftists are removing themselves from the gene pool.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

149 "United States medical professionals will now conduct a formal analysis.
Posted by: andycanuck"

Buddy of mine was a pathologist for the DOD for twenty years. Some of his work was really grim. But he was fantastic at using the science to extract information about the death. Magic in my opinion.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2023 07:08 PM (e4fEA)

150
California Senate passes bill allowing 12-year-olds to consent to gender-affirming care
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 28, 2023 07:06 PM (FVME7)

____________

"You want to change genders, don't you? I mean, all of your friends are. Why not you? Do you want to be left out and ridiculed? Sign, right here."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2023 07:08 PM (MoZTd)

151 136 Gref

I see the news on Starship. Looks promising. But is the FAA going to help?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 07:05 PM (u82oZ)

Unknown, Salty. At some point the Biden Admin has to let Elon proceed with Starship test and development launches/flights or revise NASA's lunar landing plan. Costing more money and delaying everything by years. Maybe the Junta wants that.

Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2023 07:09 PM (AMIL/)

152 Watching the BBC vid, I was struck by the number of fairly straight edges in the fractured hull. Gonna have to think about that for a while...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2023 07:02 PM (rxUKk)

Probably the carbon fiber hull parts cracking on a failure line thus relieving all stress on it

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2023 07:09 PM (eoQWY)

153 Tridentine Mass Catholics

Chew lots of gum?

Posted by: The Wrigleytine Catholics are a sticky wicket at June 28, 2023 07:09 PM (AJ2DX)

154
United States medical professionals will now conduct a formal analysis.

__________

Cause of death: dumbassery

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2023 07:09 PM (MoZTd)

155 117 I noticed the front carbon fiber nosecone was completely intact.

i was under the impression that the front nosecone was titanium and glued to the fiber fuselage.

Posted by: anachronda at June 28, 2023 07:09 PM (oY6Yp)

156 she had a lingering infection and went septic.

She tanked?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 28, 2023 07:09 PM (PhlOf)

157 Hondo w/ The Duke is on Grit at 7 Central tonight. I love the scene where Hondo keeps the woman's husband from kicking Sam the dog, and then when the guy storms off, Hondo aims a playful boot at the dog. "Quit blockin' the door!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2023 07:10 PM (omVj0)

158 This music?

https://youtu.be/notKtAgfwDA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2023 07:05 PM (63Dwl)

Perfect!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2023 07:10 PM (e4fEA)

159 Have you seen what she did to her face?

Don't.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2023 07:10 PM (RIvkX)

160 63 You or I would be sent home with a handful of pills.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

One pill makes you naughty and one pill makes you small. And the ones that doctor gives you don't do anything except all the stuff in the disclaimer.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2023 06:52 PM (KAi1n)
----
Wait, that can be made to rhyme:
One pill makes you naughty
and one pill makes you small,
And the ones that doctor gives you
don't do anything at all.

Posted by: Ciampino --- I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go. at June 28, 2023 07:11 PM (qfLjt)

161 California Senate passes bill allowing 12-year-olds to consent to gender-affirming care

--

12 year olds can consent to sexual surgery that has nothing to do with anything except sex. Not hard to see the path from here.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 28, 2023 07:11 PM (YUvzq)

162 Wasn't that in her sex book, too??
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Isabella Rossellini was iirc.

I literally remember that from reading about the book not from seeing it.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at June 28, 2023 07:11 PM (JMPQm)

163 155 Posted by: anachronda at June 28, 2023 07:09 PM (oY6Yp)

Correct, Forensic Engineering on youtube is investigating.

https://youtu.be/gcKzJgNryno

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2023 07:11 PM (X0I7i)

164 Have you seen what she did to her face?

--

It's mangled. And freakish. She looks like another person entirely.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 28, 2023 07:11 PM (sVtYq)

165
🚨#BREAKING: Human remains found in Titanic-tour sub wreckage
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What kind of remains were they expecting to find? Did someone take a dog?
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine

FALSE ALARM!

It was the remains of a sandwich: liverwurst and onion ...

... and the onion was still crisp!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 28, 2023 07:12 PM (ucEUz)

166 Seeing Jeremy Renner is room temperature

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2023 07:12 PM (xhxe8)

167 she had a lingering infection and went septic.

She tanked?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 28, 2023 07:09 PM (PhlOf)

Down the drain.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2023 07:12 PM (e4fEA)

168 Cause of death: dumbassery

*cough*

Posted by: "death by misadventure" at June 28, 2023 07:12 PM (Gkog9)

169 Yeah, sure, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Keith Moon, and Cliff Burton don't make it but this slag pulls through.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2023 07:13 PM (0hOvj)

170 Why are we not feeding the sharks and benthic worms?

Leave the pulped remains. We will learn nothing new, and starve Gaia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 07:13 PM (u82oZ)

171
Posted by: "death by misadventure" at June 28, 2023 07:12 PM (Gkog9)

__________

That's to make the family feel better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2023 07:14 PM (MoZTd)

172 166 Not positive yet so grain of salt with that.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2023 07:14 PM (xhxe8)

173 Taylor appears to be in much better health than Madonna

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 28, 2023 07:14 PM (ga8qR)

174 Probably the carbon fiber hull parts cracking on a failure line thus relieving all stress on it

That would be my assumption, yeah

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2023 07:14 PM (0hOvj)

175 "Seeing Jeremy Renner is room temperature "

RLY?

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2023 07:15 PM (iziT8)

176 > "Have you seen what she did to her face?"

>> "It's mangled. And freakish. She looks like another person entirely."

Maybe it is another person entirely.

Posted by: Just reporting at June 28, 2023 07:15 PM (w7elb)

177 Have you seen what she did to her face?

--

It's mangled. And freakish. She looks like another person entirely.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 28, 2023 07:11 PM (sVtYq)

You start cutting on your body for looks and there's no going back. Eventually you find a bad cutter, or you just have a bad result due to the body just giving the hell up

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2023 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

178 BBC has footage of the wreckage of Titan being offloaded.

Since they used the now open porthole in the titanium end cap to lift it I wonder if that was the weakest point for the compressed air to escape after the carbon fiber hull imploded?

As for the carbon fiber, from what the BBC showed none was recovered. But what looks like one of the attachment rings for the end caps was recovered. You know, the rings that are glued to the carbon fiber.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2023 07:15 PM (qUrSe)

179 "death by misadventure"

They were eaten by a Grue?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2023 07:15 PM (0hOvj)

180 "Presumed human remains" is a pretty telling choice of words.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2023 07:16 PM (iziT8)

181 12 year olds can consent to sexual surgery that has nothing to do with anything except sex. Not hard to see the path from here.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine
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Yep. A new age of consent for sex. And then voting.

But forget about smoking & drinking... maybe?

Posted by: JQ at June 28, 2023 07:16 PM (Gkog9)

182 Anna Puma

Glue. On a pressure hull. It is to laugh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 07:16 PM (u82oZ)

183
Seeing Jeremy Renner is room temperature "

RLY?
Posted by: eleven

O

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 28, 2023 07:16 PM (ucEUz)

184
No

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 28, 2023 07:16 PM (ucEUz)

185 Jeremy Renner is alive....no an escalator did not eat him

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2023 07:16 PM (X0I7i)

186 California should let 12yo
Drive cars
Own firearms
Hold 40 hour a week jobs
Sign for mortgages
Sign for contracts
Smoke cigarettes
Join the military

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2023 07:16 PM (xhxe8)

187 They found Julian Sands' body Angeles National Forest, he went missing in January. I liked his work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2023 07:17 PM (0hOvj)

188 81 I loved Madonna in the 80s.
Her music was fun to dance to and she was pretty and not horribly slutty.

Then she got too big for her own britches.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2023 06:55 PM (ljnbz)
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Then she got too big for her own bras.

Posted by: Ciampino - I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 16 to go. at June 28, 2023 07:17 PM (qfLjt)

189 Jeremy Renner is OK.

Word on the street *Hands Johnny a fin* is he did not die in a freak escalator accident.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 07:17 PM (u82oZ)

190 BBC has footage of the wreckage of Titan being offloaded.

Since they used the now open porthole in the titanium end cap to lift it I wonder if that was the weakest point for the compressed air to escape after the carbon fiber hull imploded?

As for the carbon fiber, from what the BBC showed none was recovered. But what looks like one of the attachment rings for the end caps was recovered. You know, the rings that are glued to the carbon fiber.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2023 07:15 PM (qUrSe)

I'd guess if the main hull deformed in collapse the ring on the front of the cylinder attached to the ring would accumulate a lot of stress and pop it off. Ever step on an empty Pringles can and pop the lid off?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2023 07:18 PM (eoQWY)

191 Yep. A new age of consent for sex. And then voting.

But forget about smoking & drinking... maybe?
Posted by: JQ at June 28, 2023 07:16 PM (Gkog9)

"Smoking is the most horrible thing you can do to your body and society" says the government that has decrinimalized prostitution, public drug use and importation of fentanyl

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2023 07:18 PM (xhaym)

192 Death by Boombah.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2023 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

193 Taylor looks like a young Carl Reiner in drag

yep

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2023 07:19 PM (us2H3)

194 Quote Tweet: Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok · 8h
New ad from Minnesota State’s Tourism Department promotes drag shows, trans kids, and “gender care”

Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC · 3h
Horrors beyond imagination are coming for the blue states. This stuff isn’t even the end because evil doesn’t have a bottom. Look at this filth and know it gets WORSE from here.
[gross video so I didn't include it]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 28, 2023 07:19 PM (Vwz3I)

195 Ie Titan was looking for an accident to happen.

Why?

"Sheer fvcking hubris."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2023 07:19 PM (qUrSe)

196 "Smoking is the most horrible thing you can do to your body and society"

now, smoke this healthy joint!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2023 07:20 PM (0hOvj)

197 California Senate passes bill allowing 12-year-olds to consent to gender-affirming care
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 28, 2023 07:06 PM (FVME7)

Don't worry, the parents are still on the hook to pay for it.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 28, 2023 07:20 PM (8vzCZ)

198 "United States medical professionals will now conduct a formal analysis.
Posted by: andycanuck"
-----

"How can we maximize our profit...?

Posted by: United States medical professionals at June 28, 2023 07:20 PM (d9q+b)

199 Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2023 07:18 PM

You said it better than I could

Posted by: JQ at June 28, 2023 07:20 PM (Gkog9)

200 Californina is going Wild In the Streets.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2023 07:20 PM (63Dwl)

201 Taylor looks like a young Carl Reiner in drag

...I mean... I tried combing my hair

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2023 07:20 PM (0hOvj)

202 BTW, the attachment ring and the titanium end cap were lifted off the ship as separate sling loads.

They apparently also found the aft equipment bay and the submersible's skids.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2023 07:21 PM (qUrSe)

203 Hah.

Now I can't unsee Carl Riener in a wig.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2023 07:21 PM (iziT8)

204 167 she had a lingering infection and went septic.

She tanked?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 28, 2023 07:09 PM (PhlOf)

Down the drain.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2023 07:12 PM (e4fEA)
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Flushed.

Posted by: Ciampino -- I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 16 to go. at June 28, 2023 07:21 PM (qfLjt)

205 Christopher R Taylor

Fugetaboutit!

Intellectual consistence is so XX century.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 07:21 PM (u82oZ)

206
now, smoke this healthy joint!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2023 07:20 PM (0hOvj)

___________

Sovereign cure for all that ails.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2023 07:21 PM (MoZTd)

207 Came up on my phones Google news. But was a YouTube video announcement.
Last seen he was quite beat up in a hospital bed

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2023 07:21 PM (xhxe8)

208 thread may be strong in tension.
but in compression you are pushing spaghetti. sure you can embed it in a matrix of sauce and cheese and push it around for a while...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 28, 2023 07:21 PM (ga8qR)

209 Ie Titan was looking for an accident to happen.

Why?

"Sheer fvcking hubris."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2023 07:19 PM (qUrSe)

We are building an elite with no morals who think their wishes can change reality. The CEO just assumed that nothing bad would happen because he didn't want it to.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2023 07:22 PM (eoQWY)

210 What's a "regular", ward?

Twenty bucks....
same as in town.

(The importance of a comma)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2023 07:22 PM (1n+EO)

211 she had a lingering infection and went septic.
-

She tanked?
-

Down the drain.

-
----
Flushed.

--

Err-locked

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 28, 2023 07:23 PM (YUvzq)

212 Probably the carbon fiber hull parts cracking on a failure line thus relieving all stress on it

That would be my assumption, yeah
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

ever seen a lightbulb crack?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 28, 2023 07:23 PM (ga8qR)

213 They found Julian Sands' body Angeles National Forest, he went missing in January. I liked his work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Sasquatch attack?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 28, 2023 07:23 PM (FVME7)

214 @bennyjohnson

🚨BREAKING: IRS Whistleblower Gary Shapley says D.C. U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves would not allow Hunter Biden to be charged in his district.

Posted by: Rick Roll at June 28, 2023 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)

215 Bertram Cabot @ the 200 mark-
Wild In The Streets was a prophesy.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2023 07:23 PM (Uv0D2)

216 "Smoking is the most horrible thing you can do to your body and society"

now, smoke this healthy joint!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2023 07:20 PM (0hOvj)

laced with Fetanyl

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2023 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

217 Sovereign cure for all that ails.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2023 07:21 PM (MoZTd)
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There a radio station where I live that preaches that message all the time. In fact, they have an "Hour of Flower Power" on Wednesday where they discuss the joys of smoking marijuana.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2023 07:24 PM (BpYfr)

218 Oldcat

In the 1898 novel Futility the unsinkable ocean liner was named Titan. It sank.

But what did he name his submersible?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2023 07:24 PM (qUrSe)

219 202 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2023 07:21 PM (qUrSe)

He built a disposable diving vessel whose titanium parts *could* have been used to outfit multiple tubes over decades-the problem is he built a very competent if bargain basement Great Lakes sub not a "let's attack the Marianas trench with a few tweaks" sub.

Guy was a conman.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2023 07:24 PM (X0I7i)

220 Oldcat

Sorta a self-correcting problem. But slow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

221 Another news saw Mom's for liberty was to tour the American Revolution museum and everyone is having hair on fire these Nazi moms are going to go there

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2023 07:24 PM (xhxe8)

222 thread may be strong in tension.
but in compression you are pushing spaghetti. sure you can embed it in a matrix of sauce and cheese and push it around for a while...

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I'm also willing to bet there were no tests or any real maintenance beyond snugging bolts in between each fantastic voyage.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 28, 2023 07:24 PM (YUvzq)

223 BREAKING: IRS Whistleblower Gary Shapley says D.C. U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves would not allow Hunter Biden to be charged in his district.
Posted by: Rick Roll at June 28, 2023 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)

Well good, lets use a better one.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2023 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

224 I could land a small aircraft on that forehead

Posted by: Halfhand at June 28, 2023 07:24 PM (N0Aec)

225 "BBC News Hollywood actor Jeremy Renner has said he broke more than 30 bones in his body when he was accidentally run over by a snow plough on New Year's Day. "

Jeebus. 30 bones? ouch

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2023 07:24 PM (iziT8)

226 she had a lingering infection and went septic.

She tanked?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty
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They are trying to clear the leach field.

Posted by: United States medical professionals at June 28, 2023 07:25 PM (ej/KZ)

227 The NHL Draft is underway.

The push for the post season starts now for the Sabres.

May the draft bring Doof and JackStraw the player(s) they desperately need...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 28, 2023 07:25 PM (CCSxw)

228 ZFG

Posted by: HammerDog at June 28, 2023 07:26 PM (59P2J)

229 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2023 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)

230 Guy was a conman.
Posted by: sven at June 28, 2023 07:24 PM (X0I7i)

First rule of the con man is not to go down with the rubes.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2023 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

231 Jeebus. 30 bones? ouch

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It would be funny if it was just "I ran over my foot"

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 28, 2023 07:26 PM (YUvzq)

232 BBC has footage of the wreckage of Titan being offloaded.

So, does a 3D picture in the Titan become a 2D picture after implosion?

Posted by: Ciampino --- I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 16 to go. at June 28, 2023 07:26 PM (qfLjt)

233 Lourdes looks like she may have caught a few things, too.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2023 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

234 George @BehizyTweets · 5h
James O'Keefe just released a bombshell claiming that 60% of the ActBlue donations they investigated are coming from China

This means the Chinese Communist Party is literally funding the Democrat party and influencing American elections.

Every Democrat politician that was elected using CCP money should be kicked out of office.

Election Watch will be filing an official complaint with the FEC and a follow-up lawsuit against ActBlue.

Every Democrat politician that was elected using CCP money should be kicked out of office.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 28, 2023 07:27 PM (Vwz3I)

235 Came up on my phones Google news. But was a YouTube video announcement.
Last seen he was quite beat up in a hospital bed
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2023 07:21 PM (xhxe8

That hospital stay was months ago. I believe this is just an internet hoax.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2023 07:28 PM (YChKO)

236 Sven

He probably was and after getting away with it a few times he believed his own hype.

And got four guys killed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2023 07:28 PM (qUrSe)

237 Hey, think the time is right for a violent revolution
But where I live, the game to play is compromise solution

Posted by: SMOD at June 28, 2023 07:28 PM (RovqD)

238 Tucker Rocks !! yeah , 22 hours late , but later better than never, amirite ??

Posted by: runner at June 28, 2023 07:28 PM (V13WU)

239 I like how none of the responses on Twitter are of sick, as this is what we expect of ther elderly.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 28, 2023 07:28 PM (B1+f9)

240 229 dammit
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2023 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)

Watcha thinkin' there youngster?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 28, 2023 07:28 PM (CCSxw)

241 "Someone manufactured Madonna long before it became standard practice to manufacture boy bands and other groups."

Or Presidents.

Posted by: Ju at June 28, 2023 07:28 PM (aTmM/)

242 Every Democrat politician that was elected using CCP money should be kicked out of office.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 28, 2023 07:27 PM (Vwz3I)
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Except every single judge that could do something about it has taken funding from the same source.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2023 07:29 PM (BpYfr)

243 Well one things for sure...Jeremy Renner is made of stronger stuff than Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2023 07:29 PM (iziT8)

244 Easy 6th grade science project sure to win an award. Kid takes in a 2 LB chub of hamburger, presents it as the approximate shape of a submersible. Cuts off end and then hammers the rest once with a mallet. "And this is what happens to the crew in a catastrophic implosion".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 28, 2023 07:29 PM (rLD7a)

245

Lordstown Motors has made good on its threat to sue Foxconn, the Taiwanese company best known for manufacturing Apple’s iPhones. The EV company took legal action against Foxconn Tuesday, and simultaneously filed for bankruptcy and put itself up for sale.

Lordstown, the EV startup that went public via a merger with a special purpose acquisition company in 2020, filed for Chapter 11 protection in Delaware.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2023 07:29 PM (63Dwl)

246 Sovereign cure for all that ails.

Most of the "hemp saves the world" guys have gone away now that weed is legal most places. Almost as if all their ludicrous claims about the stuff were just an excuse to be able to grow pot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2023 07:29 PM (0hOvj)

247 Madonna's hands are horrifying.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 28, 2023 07:29 PM (DGUbl)

248 Someone manufactured Madonna long before it became standard practice to manufacture boy bands and other groups.

The Monkees have entered the chat

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2023 07:30 PM (0hOvj)

249 n the 1898 novel Futility the unsinkable ocean liner was named Titan. It sank.

But what did he name his submersible?
Posted by: Anna Puma

There's an old TV show I like called One Step Beyond. It's similar to Twilight Zone, but all the stories are supposedly true. Sort of early paranormal.

Anyhoo, it had an episode about the Titanic with people have premonitions and such. They covered that book written in 1898.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 28, 2023 07:30 PM (p3lya)

250 247 Madonna's hands are horrifying.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 28, 2023 07:29 PM (DGUbl)

Madonna is horrifying...

#better

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 28, 2023 07:30 PM (CCSxw)

251 >>Watcha thinkin' there youngster?

Just that I forgot to take my sock off.

But also wondering who the Democrats are going to run in 24 cause it's looking increasingly like it won't be Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2023 07:31 PM (ZLI7S)

252 I keep telling you people, Ukeraina is the E. European PLO/PA. When did they (Palestinian Authority) last hold elections ? exactly ! emergency situation! Elections Cancelled !!

Posted by: runner at June 28, 2023 07:31 PM (V13WU)

253 We are building an elite with no morals who think their wishes can change reality. The CEO just assumed that nothing bad would happen because he didn't want it to.
Posted by: Oldcat

I'm reading Crichton's novel Jurassic Park.* Malcolm is much more philosophical and addresses this issue in some detail.

* Gennaro is much more brave and effective than in the movie. Lex is much more a whiny pain in the ass. There is no situation that she doesn't make worse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 28, 2023 07:31 PM (FVME7)

254 236 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2023 07:28 PM (qUrSe)

I have been having live chats with the Eng Failure fella in the link.

Essentially contrary to what people are now saying the guy was using the cant of woke and contacts with the oil biz to fund this.

The elites are using woke as a license to divorce themselves from accountability and standards. This is not any minority's fault no matter how easy it is to blame them. White fuck ups who cannot meet the standards their forebears left financially are doing this. They are actively undermining the only way we can succeed as a multicultural experiment which is the collective drive for excellence.

A lot of people forget or have never understood that engineering standards are the literal foundation of the enduring rule of law and civilization itself.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2023 07:31 PM (X0I7i)

255 Nood Cafe

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 28, 2023 07:31 PM (u82oZ)

256 Sovereign cure for all that ails.

Most of the "hemp saves the world" guys have gone away now that weed is legal most places. Almost as if all their ludicrous claims about the stuff were just an excuse to be able to grow pot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2023 07:29 PM (0hOvj)

Out here in CA some of those pot stores are shutting down. There were scandals of them selling non government product, too, and the big guy in CA needs his 10 percent.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2023 07:31 PM (eoQWY)

257 Madonna's hands are horrifying.

Yeah her face is weird and unnatural looking but she has hands like a harpy's claws

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2023 07:31 PM (0hOvj)

258 Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert · 9h
Why is the White House allegedly omitting Hunter Biden from the visitor logs?

And if they're omitting him, who else are they omitting?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 28, 2023 07:32 PM (Vwz3I)

259 That Ocean Gate submersible debacle would have been a horrible way to go p1/t1=p2/t2. Just thinking about the differential temperature as the result of the pressure change gives me the heebie jeebies. At least it was quick. That guy was a dumbass and everyone aboard paid for it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2023 07:32 PM (YRsIm)

260 Oh dear that could be interesting.

The DNC ensures Joey sews up the nomination and then the Bidet cr@ps out and shuffles off this mortal coil.

It should be as glorious as the Death of Stalin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2023 07:32 PM (qUrSe)

261
A lot of people forget or have never understood that engineering standards are the literal foundation of the enduring rule of law and civilization itself.

Posted by: sven

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Another moron posted this. It's well worth a read if you haven't seen it:

"Complex Systems Won’t Survive the Competence Crisis "

https://tinyurl.com/2jvohz4p

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 28, 2023 07:32 PM (YUvzq)

262 208 thread may be strong in tension.
but in compression you are pushing spaghetti. sure you can embed it in a matrix of sauce and cheese and push it around for a while...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 28, 2023 07:21 PM (ga8qR)

The stiff matrix material has nowhere to go as the carbon fiber-matrix material is subjected to circumferential external pressure...unless it buckles or cracks, which it eventually will do. Beginning on the sub's first deep dive.

Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2023 07:33 PM (AMIL/)

263 Really have problems with single mums.
Texas mom, 28, is arrested after abandoning her malnourished son, 8, at home on his own before he broke into a stranger's home to steal food

https://mol.im/a/12243937

Posted by: Ciampino - I love my six packs so I have protected it with layers of fat at June 28, 2023 07:33 PM (qfLjt)

264 I'm reading Crichton's novel Jurassic Park.* Malcolm is much more philosophical and addresses this issue in some detail.

* Gennaro is much more brave and effective than in the movie. Lex is much more a whiny pain in the ass. There is no situation that she doesn't make worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 28, 2023 07:31 PM (FVME7)

I remember in reading that book a theme that all the dudes (and women) who went out into the real world to face the dinos made it, while those who stayed inside were gotten - even to the extent of someone who poked a head out a door had a dino of some description drop on his head. Not sure if this was coincidence or design.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2023 07:34 PM (eoQWY)

265 261 Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 28, 2023 07:32 PM (YUvzq)

Thanks this is a systemic attack throughout the west.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2023 07:34 PM (X0I7i)

266 truth, sven!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 28, 2023 07:35 PM (dwh5k)

267
Out here in CA some of those pot stores are shutting down. There were scandals of them selling non government product, too, and the big guy in CA needs his 10 percent.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2023 07:31 PM (eoQWY)

A few years back (okay, about 8 years ago), one of the main pot dispensaries in Santa Barbara was shut down because the owner was growing a shitload more than he was selling legally in CA, and then he was driving it to the Midwest to sell to dealers there.

As I recall, the sweater started to unravel when he got pulled over with a U-Haul truck full of weed in Oklahoma.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2023 07:39 PM (n+4am)

268 News about the recovered Ocean submersible:

"It's unlikely that any human remains will ever be recovered." You don't say.

Especially if they were never in it.

I know, I know; "For cryin' out loud, what a cynic!"

It's a gift.

Posted by: Ju at June 28, 2023 07:39 PM (aTmM/)

269
The Monkees have entered the chat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Certainly never a fan, but Nesmith was a pretty talented fellow. A mildly salacious YouTube of Joanne:

https://tinyurl.com/23l5emy8

Posted by: United States medical professionals at June 28, 2023 07:40 PM (S5P0o)

270 97
'it probably looked like a giant can of Underwood deviled ham.'

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 28, 2023 07:41 PM (roH4R)

271 Madonna did some great stuff early, mostly garbage since 1995 or so.

The Monkees were a product, some were decent musicians.

Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2023 08:12 PM (8erNz)

272 I suppose with proper reinforcement it'd be possible to make a composite tube that could handle compression loads. The titanium end caps still likely a problem.

What I don't grok-why do it that way? It couldn't have been cheaper than a well-characterized steel hull...

Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2023 08:17 PM (8erNz)

273 A lot of people forget or have never understood that engineering standards are the literal foundation of the enduring rule of law and civilization itself.

Thats funny. Because engineers - in no small part - pushed this idea of consensus standards. Which is exactly the basis of this modern notion of collectivism.

Engineers pushed the idea of the NEC. And ANSI. And that shit became law of the land literal decades before doctors started pushing AMA shit.

Posted by: Still The Same at June 28, 2023 08:27 PM (/Fqlb)

274 273 still the same,

That os the abrogation I speak of to a degree.

Posted by: Sven at June 28, 2023 08:41 PM (X0I7i)

275 The rule of law was making engineers responsible for failure, standards and codes have devolved into expensive blame shields.

Posted by: Sven at June 28, 2023 08:48 PM (X0I7i)

276 273 A lot of people forget or have never understood that engineering standards are the literal foundation of the enduring rule of law and civilization itself.

Thats funny. Because engineers - in no small part - pushed this idea of consensus standards. Which is exactly the basis of this modern notion of collectivism.

Engineers pushed the idea of the NEC. And ANSI. And that shit became law of the land literal decades before doctors started pushing AMA shit.

Posted by: Still The Same at June 28, 2023 08:27 PM (/Fqlb)

The Laws of Physics. The Laws of Thermodynamics. Laws.

Not best practices, not the Hippocratic or any other professional Oath, not drugs that are always unsafe or ineffective for some, not man's laws that are subject to interpretation and the judgements of jurors.

Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2023 08:53 PM (AMIL/)

277 The rule of law was making engineers responsible for failure, standards and codes have devolved into expensive blame shields.
Posted by: Sven
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UL Listed!

Posted by: Zzzzzzt...buzzz...smoke at June 28, 2023 09:00 PM (eZV9h)

278 Infection due to plastic surgery? Or overdose.

Posted by: Me@me.com at June 28, 2023 09:14 PM (mwcEF)

279 I ran across some Ukraine war footage last night...drone shots of a squad in a mine field.

Might be the worst thing I have ever seen.

12 minutes of total tension, and dudes losing legs.

Posted by: Other at June 28, 2023 09:54 PM (Z8Yh2)

280 I didn't know who Taylor Lorenz was, her wikipedia was a real treat though.

"In an interview with MSNBC, Lorenz said that she has "severe PTSD" from experiencing online harassment."

"On April 19, 2022, The Washington Post published an article by Lorenz about the right-wing Twitter account Libs of TikTok and publicized the identity of the account owner as Chaya Raichik, an Orthodox Jew who worked in real estate. These details were retrieved from early iterations of the Libs of TikTok Twitter account.[29] The online version of the article initially included a link to Raichik's real estate license.[30][31]

The article proved controversial, with Lorenz accused of doxxing,[32] antisemitism for mentioning Raichik's religion,[33] and hypocrisy for having previously spoken out against online harassment."

Posted by: The Doctor who circumcised Michael Obama at June 29, 2023 01:46 AM (tO5lD)

281 I hope she doesn’t pass away
The hagiography from the entertainment world would be exhausting

Posted by: Dale the poor peasant at June 29, 2023 07:23 AM (ACKf9)

282 Why am I certain that the NY Post got it wrong, and Madonna is in a private hospital room and not a ward? Are the editors at the NY Post too young to know what a hospital ward is?

Posted by: Al in St. Louis at June 29, 2023 02:35 PM (XU3QZ)

283 SpaceX did another test fire yesterday. Went well, but I swear, all of Musk's ship designs look like they came straight outta Flesh Gordon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2023 06:49 PM (i9ffA)

Then you have never seen Bezos's Blue Origin rocket!

Posted by: Al in St. Louis at June 29, 2023 02:38 PM (XU3QZ)

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