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House Judiciary Committee: After a Lawsuit by State AGs Trying to Stop the Department of "Homeland Security" from Censoring Americans' Speech, DHS Immediately Outsourced the Censorship to a Friendly Nonprofit

People. Need. To Go. To Prison.

This seems to indicate that the DHS knew what it was doing would not stand up to any legal scrutiny.

So instead, they simply schemed to get a non-government third party to do what the government is forbidden to do itself. That doesn't work. A cop cannot ask a landlord to go into someone's apartment and do a quick search for him. The landlord immediately becomes an agent of the state, with all the same constitutional restrictions -- and requirements of seeking a warrant before a search of the premises -- that the cop has.


The Department of Homeland Security's Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency outsourced its "censorship operation" to a nonprofit it funded following a First Amendment lawsuit by Louisiana and Missouri attorneys general, "implicitly admitting that its censorship activities are unconstitutional," according to an interim staff report by House Judiciary Committee Republicans shared with Just the News.

CISA also wanted to use the Center for Internet Security, which operates the Multi-State Information Sharing and Analysis Center (MS-ISAC) and Elections Infrastructure Information Sharing and Analysis Center (EI-ISAC), as its "mouthpiece" to obfuscate its own role in censorship, the report says.

It cites spring 2022 meeting notes from the subcommittee on "Protecting Critical Infrastructure from Misinformation & Disinformation," which was established by CISA's Cybersecurity Advisory Committee.

The notes show that the so-called MDM Subcommittee was "fully aware" of the contemporaneous "severe public outcry" about DHS's Disinformation Governance Board, which was disbanded after a few months, and the AGs' lawsuit against the Biden administration and CISA for pressuring social media to censor disfavored narratives, according to the report.


The subcommittee discussed circumventing the First Amendment by outsourcing these activities to third parties, which would also "avoid the appearance of government propaganda," according to meeting notes quoted by House Judiciary Republicans.

The report characterized this as "laundering" the government's messages through EI-ISAC.

Spaulding emailed Kate Starbird, cofounder of the University of Washington's Center for an Informed Public and MDM Subcommittee chair, worrying that it was "only a matter of time" before their work was publicly exposed and suggesting they be "proactive in telling our story." Starbird agreed, saying they had "a couple of pretty obvious vulnerabilities."

Biden also empowered CISA -- actual government agency -- to censor "malinformation," which is true information The Regime doesn't want its subjects talking about.


The Biden administration's war on so-called disinformation included a federal initiative to censor "malinformation," information that is true but inconvenient to the Democrat ruling regime.

On Monday, lawmakers on the House Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government published an interim report on the Department of Homeland Security's "disinformation" programs within the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA). According to the report, CISA "metastasized into the nerve center of the federal government's domestic surveillance and censorship operations on social media," and has steadily expanded the scope of its censorship since 2018.

"In 2022 and 2023, in response to growing public and private criticism of CISA's unconstitutional behavior, CISA attempted to camouflage its activities, duplicitously claiming it serves a purely 'informational' role," the report reads.

CISA ultimately outsourced its dystopian censorship regime to third-party nonprofits and colluded with Big Tech companies to suppress information deemed incorrect or harmful to regime narratives. CISA, lawmakers wrote, "exploited its connections with Big Tech and government-funded non-profits to censor, by proxy, in order to circumvent the First Amendment's prohibition against government-induced censorship."

"This included the creation of reporting 'portals' which funneled 'misinformation' reports directly to social media platforms," the report says.<

The government's disinformation efforts extended to the censorship of "malinformation," defined by CISA as "based on fact, but used out of context to mislead, harm, or manipulate."

"In other words, malinformation is factual information that is objectionable not because it is false or untruthful, but because it is provided without adequate 'context' -- context as determined by the government," lawmakers explained.

More at the link.

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1 1st

Posted by: GF at June 27, 2023 06:34 PM (AfTK4)

2 Was the friendly group the NIH??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 06:35 PM (Vwz3I)

3 This is the inevitable result of the creation of the Department of Homeland Security.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2023 06:36 PM (AiZBA)

4 Yes.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2023 06:36 PM (Uv0D2)

5 The 1st Amendment says Congress shall make no law. Nowhere does it say a bunch of un-elected randos who happen to have jobs with the government can't do it.

Posted by: huerfano at June 27, 2023 06:36 PM (7zEAH)

6 Cut funding.

Hah, I crack myself up.

Posted by: Dandolo at June 27, 2023 06:36 PM (cLIEd)

7 In Russia they read Pravda.

In the US the media reads you

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 27, 2023 06:37 PM (NtVYv)

8 Actually, a lot of people need the gas chamber.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 27, 2023 06:37 PM (pohLc)

9 not that I disagree with your point, Lamont, but

People. Will. Not. Be. Put. In. Prison.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 27, 2023 06:37 PM (dwh5k)

10 NOOD!!!

I yelled it so those dupes still in the below thread would maybe hear.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 27, 2023 06:39 PM (pohLc)

11 Mebbe not...

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 27, 2023 06:39 PM (pohLc)

12 gas chamber, wow, when was the last time they used that?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 27, 2023 06:40 PM (dwh5k)

13 The long night of authoritarianism descending upon Republicans, but landing on Democrats.

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 27, 2023 06:40 PM (wNDOJ)

14 Liars gotta lie, it's the demons that possess them.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2023 06:40 PM (Uv0D2)

15 The government is not our friend.

Posted by: captain obvious at June 27, 2023 06:40 PM (s9TOl)

16 12 gas chamber, wow, when was the last time they used that?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 27, 2023 06:40 PM (dwh5k)

Long time, but I want to see the slimy bastards gasping for breath and suffering.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 27, 2023 06:41 PM (pohLc)

17 Lying liars gotta lie.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 27, 2023 06:42 PM (ncXxy)

18 Fascism on the march

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 06:42 PM (xhxe8)

19
gas chamber, wow, when was the last time they used that?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


Eric Swalwell

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2023 06:42 PM (63Dwl)

20 9 not that I disagree with your point, Lamont, but

People. Will. Not. Be. Put. In. Prison.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 27, 2023 06:37 PM (dwh5k)

I, personally don't know that I require PRISON.

I'd be fine a rope and lamppost, or up against a nearby wall, a vat of tar and a nice fluffy down pillow, perhaps a short sightseeing ride in a helicopter over the nearest ocean.

I mean, let's not limit ourselves.

Posted by: Just Lily at June 27, 2023 06:43 PM (RLLZj)

21 Misinformation
Disinformation
Malinformation

The first two make sense to me. One is unintentionally wrong info. The other is intentionally wrong info. We already have a perfectly good word for that, but fine. WTH is "malinformation?" Are we just making up new words for the same thing to make it seem as if there are fine distinctions that are important to describe?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2023 06:43 PM (R38qh)

22 Like I said before.. This Country is F'ed

Posted by: It's me donna at June 27, 2023 06:43 PM (bs+z0)

23 9/11 takes place because the FBI and CIA didn't pick up clues. So what do the Bushies and GOP do, with help from the Dems? Create another big stupid bureaucracy. The GOP will defend it to the death not realizing that the Dems infest big government and use it against their enemies. Get rid of DHS there is a no reason for that blob to exist

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 27, 2023 06:43 PM (/WhKw)

24 That fat fuck face Jerry nadler uses the gas chamber

Posted by: NCKate at June 27, 2023 06:43 PM (an6os)

25
a vat of tar and a nice fluffy down pillow

Flex Seal and My Pillow

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2023 06:44 PM (63Dwl)

26 > gas chamber, wow, when was the last time they used that?

March 1999, AZ, Walter LaGrand.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2023 06:44 PM (R38qh)

27 Same reason the CIA hires 'private contractors' to overthrow governments and spy on citizens.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2023 06:44 PM (rJ7Hd)

28 People. Need. To Go. To Prison.

They need more than that.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 27, 2023 06:44 PM (lZVy/)

29 Stories such as this always lead me to conclude that Vmom unfairly took the best nic......

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 27, 2023 06:44 PM (PorfA)

30 Related friendly sources...

Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr .
@YouTube just pulled another of my videos, with former NY Post political reporter @al_guart. People made a big deal about Russia supposedly manipulating internet information to influence a Presidential election. Shouldn’t we be worried when giant tech corporations do the same?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 06:45 PM (Vwz3I)

31 What's the name of this system of government?

It's hard to believe it's something brand new, but I think it might be. Government tied to corporations tied to media tied etc., with social monitoring and networking and constant algorithms and "nudging" to make sure you're not seeing wrong-think or thinking about anything for too long, and all of it occuring worldwide simultaneously and directed by a handful of Davos/ WEF / UN unelected billionaires.

What are we living under?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 06:45 PM (wCgji)

32 People. Need. To Go. To Prison.
__________

Unfortunately, that'll be the Horde. See you there.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 27, 2023 06:45 PM (brAQZ)

33 These people are absolutely insane. Anyone with half a brain knows "You just cannot do this kind of crap, period."

But the hive, the left, whatever you want to call the collective, feels totally swaddled by the Democrats' control of the Presidency, having the media in the back pocket of Biden and the Democrats, and having the DOJ and FBI and Big Tech running interference. They think (know?) they are so protected in that gauzy, safe cocoon they can do absolutely anything without fear of any consequence at all.

In the meantime tens of millions of people are slowly waking up and getting first, probably unbelieving, and then angry.

I can't help but think some kind of reckoning (perhaps not near enough that is justified) may be on its way.

Posted by: RM at June 27, 2023 06:46 PM (0eYOS)

34 9/11 takes place because the FBI and CIA didn't pick up clues.

--

hahahahahaaha

Post 2020?

I don't think THEY flew the planes, but that's about it.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 06:46 PM (wCgji)

35 #30 addendum -- I should've kept on scrolling...

Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr · 2h
When industry and government are so closely linked, there is little difference between “private” and “government” censorship. Suppression of free speech is not suddenly OK when it is contracted out to the private corporations that control the public square.

The Twitter Files proved that numerous government agencies, acting through the FBI, told Twitter whom to censor. Twitter complied. Doubtless, Facebook, YouTube, and the rest received similar requests.

In the case of my interview with @al_guart, @YouTube probably acted on its own initiative. It has internalized the political wishes of the establishment to the point where it knows what to censor without being told.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 06:46 PM (Vwz3I)

36
People. Need. To Go. To Prison.

___________

Nobody. Will.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2023 06:46 PM (MoZTd)

37 *fap fap fap fap*

UNGGHGHH

Posted by: Electronic Frontier Foundation at June 27, 2023 06:47 PM (DTX3h)

38 That fat fuck face Jerry nadler uses the gas chamber
Posted by: NCKate at June 27, 2023 06:43 PM


He needs to stay in his lane.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at June 27, 2023 06:47 PM (a3Q+t)

39 This government is a nightmare parody of itself.
This is the problem with military recruitments.
You're gonna sign up for years, to defend...this?
It ain't exactly truth, justice and the American way anymore...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 06:48 PM (MeG8a)

40 That fat fuck face Jerry nadler uses the gas chamber
Posted by: NCKate at June 27, 2023 06:43 PM (an6os)
.......

if he can make it in time.

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

41 Both republicans and democrats are quite happy with a surveillance state.

Georgie Bush Jr helped create the largest domestic spy ring in history.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2023 06:48 PM (rJ7Hd)

42 In the case of my interview with @al_guart, @YouTube probably acted on its own initiative. It has internalized the political wishes of the establishment to the point where it knows what to censor without being told.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 06:46 PM (Vwz3I)

It's called working toward der Fuhrer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 27, 2023 06:48 PM (pohLc)

43 @31 What are we living under?
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 06:45 PM (wCgji)

-----
Fistocracy? ... maybe a Democratic Clusterfublic?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 27, 2023 06:48 PM (PorfA)

44 Oh, we can't do that either? Ok we will ask our billionaire funders to chuck some money at those nonprofits and have a few DHS employees "retire" and move into consulting positions there.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 27, 2023 06:49 PM (EZIW5)

45 The first two make sense to me. One is unintentionally wrong info. The other is intentionally wrong info. We already have a perfectly good word for that, but fine. WTH is "malinformation?" Are we just making up new words for the same thing to make it seem as if there are fine distinctions that are important to describe?

Malinformation is information that is technically true, presented in a way that disguises the actual truth.

Like "I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky" (because I don't count oral,) or "I didn't pass on any information marked as classified" (because I removed the markers first.)

Posted by: The Clintons at June 27, 2023 06:49 PM (DgGvY)

46 There's also a big red flag for the GOP: 61% of voters disapprove of the Supreme Court's ruling last year overturning federal abortion rights, while only 36% approve.
NBC poll about future of the United States.


61% think that the SCOTUS outlawed abortion.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 27, 2023 06:50 PM (EZIW5)

47 Oh, yeah, Facebook has a new officer in charge of truthy truthfulness.
His last job?
CIA. 17 years.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 06:50 PM (MeG8a)

48
61% think that the SCOTUS outlawed abortion.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 27, 2023 06:50 PM (EZIW5)

Absolutely true.

This country is slap dab full of fucking idiots and people easily duped by propaganda.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2023 06:51 PM (rJ7Hd)

49 It is with great consternation and profound disappointment that I find myself compelled to express my vehement opposition to the present state of affairs in our beloved nation. The principles upon which America was founded were firmly rooted in the notion of limited government, for we understood that unrestrained power would inevitably lead to tyranny and the erosion of individual liberties. As one of the principal architects of our Constitution, I cannot help but express my deep frustration at the growing leviathan our government has become.

We fought valiantly to liberate ourselves from the shackles of an oppressive monarchy, and strove to establish a system that would protect the inherent rights and freedoms of every citizen. Alas, the path you have chosen has veered far from the vision of our Founding Fathers. The unchecked expansion of federal authority and the proliferation of bureaucracies have encroached upon the sovereignty of the states and the autonomy of the people.

Posted by: James Madison at June 27, 2023 06:51 PM (R38qh)

50 CISA was also in charge of certifying the election machines and overseeing the election.

But don't worry, the former head of CISA Chris Krebs said the 2020 election was the most secure in history.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)

51 You have known knowns, unknown unknowns and known unknowns.

Misinformation, disinformation, and malinformation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 27, 2023 06:52 PM (EZIW5)

52 50 CISA was also in charge of certifying the election machines and overseeing the election.

But don't worry, the former head of CISA Chris Krebs said the 2020 election was the most secure in history.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 06:51 PM (ZLI7S


It was secure. No one caught them cheating.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2023 06:52 PM (mE7cY)

53 Oh, yeah, Facebook has a new officer in charge of truthy truthfulness.
His last job?
CIA. 17 years.

--

I think that if we were allowed to see, we'd discover that every Fortune 500 company has FBI and CIA at the top, near the top, or possessing some sort of veto on the powers of the top.

And I bet it's been that way for 40 years or so.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 06:52 PM (wCgji)

54 Malinformation because everything sounds classier with a French prefix.

BTW, Brave's spellchecker suggests Misinformation, Malformation and Mali formation [!] as corrections to Malinformation.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 06:52 PM (Vwz3I)

55 July is "ESG month" as Capitol Hill investigates

Posted by: SMOD at June 27, 2023 06:52 PM (RovqD)

56 I mean, let's not limit ourselves.
Posted by: Just Lily at June 27, 2023 06:43 PM

Cit. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2023 06:52 PM (Wnv9h)

57 How Orwellian.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 27, 2023 06:53 PM (x++b/)

58 Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
GOP presidential candidate @RonDeSantis says under his administration, he would change rules of engagement to allow for deadly force to be used against illegal immigrants cutting through border wall.
“If you drop a couple of these cartel operatives, they’ll stop coming.”
DeSantis equated the idea to someone breaking into your house and being able to use force against them. He said the same standard should apply to those who are breaking into the country.
9:53 AM · Jun 26, 2023

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 27, 2023 06:53 PM (MFZ8i)

59 The scary thing is that once upon a time private business would tell the government to pound sand if they were asked to carry out illegal orders for the government.

But now? They are very cheerfully doing things that are rightly forbidden by government.

Delende Est Facebook. Delende Est Meta.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 27, 2023 06:53 PM (FbcWf)

60 The Deep State pimped out Misinformation, who had sex with Malinformation and gave birth to Russian Disinformation.

Now everything is bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 27, 2023 06:54 PM (up/3i)

61 58: enforcement of laws, a wall that forces people to ports of entry, severe penalties for people who commit border violations…

Oh yeah, we need exit visas to catch people who overstay their visas.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 27, 2023 06:55 PM (FbcWf)

62
This country is slap dab full of fucking idiots and people easily duped by propaganda.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Randi Weingarten, take a bow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2023 06:55 PM (63Dwl)

63 It’s A Madhouse! A Madhouse!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 27, 2023 06:55 PM (R/m4+)

64 59 The scary thing is that once upon a time private business would tell the government to pound sand if they were asked to carry out illegal orders for the government.

But now? They are very cheerfully doing things that are rightly forbidden by government.

Delende Est Facebook. Delende Est Meta.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 27, 2023 06:53 PM (FbcWf)

It didn't start with Facebook or Google. This shit goes back all the way to the first corporations. Union Carbide. Standard Oil. United Fruit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2023 06:55 PM (mE7cY)

65 C33 @ 59-
1930s Germany. Only ways this changes is we go to the gas chambers, or we fight.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2023 06:56 PM (Uv0D2)

66 They're not cooperating with the government (mostly). They're cooperating with the Democrats.

Posted by: junior at June 27, 2023 06:56 PM (AIDsV)

67 They control the horizontal. They control the vertical.

Posted by: But there's no outer limit to their totalitarian fuckery at June 27, 2023 06:57 PM (AJ2DX)

68 46: Americans also think the country has a unitary government. The best thing that could happen to the abortion issue is for it to be devolved to states, and, ultimately, the people. But people in general can’t be bothered to pay attention to state and local government.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 27, 2023 06:57 PM (FbcWf)

69 I am beginning to think that Lamont entertains a jaundiced view of the decay of society.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2023 06:58 PM (bJHK5)

70 In the case of my interview with @al_guart, @YouTube probably acted on its own initiative. It has internalized the political wishes of the establishment to the point where it knows what to censor without being told.
Posted by: andycanuck


Literal textbook fascism. Fully supported by the "anti-fascists."

I couldn't have done it better myself.

Posted by: zombie B. Mussolini at June 27, 2023 06:58 PM (DgGvY)

71 They're not cooperating with the government (mostly). They're cooperating with the Democrats.
Posted by: junior at June 27, 2023 06:56 PM (AIDsV

There's a difference?

Posted by: Beartooth at June 27, 2023 06:58 PM (8vzCZ)

72 Remember the bailout of SVB? Biden's Federal government decided that for THIS SPECIAL case, the limits on reimbursement would not be applied.

Then they accidentally released a document.

https://tinyurl.com/y7r2s9hc

Turns out 13.3 Billion of the 15.8 Billion was used to bail out JUST 10 ACCOUNTS. None of which needed bailing out, because SVB carried only a fraction of their wealth.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 27, 2023 06:58 PM (3AR13)

73 Tar. Feathers. Repeat.

Posted by: TRex at June 27, 2023 06:59 PM (IQ6Gq)

74 Facts are like bricks; you can build a house of truth from them. But some facts are bad. You're better off huffing and puffing and blowing the house down!

- Our Betters

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 27, 2023 06:59 PM (FVME7)

75 64: perhaps, but those companies were eventually told to pound sand by government.

We need the teachings of Milton Friedman now more than ever on this topic. Government can be a referee, but NOT what it is now: a team player.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 27, 2023 07:00 PM (FbcWf)

76 There's also a big red flag for the GOP: 61% of voters disapprove of the Supreme Court's ruling last year overturning federal abortion rights, while only 36% approve.
NBC poll about future of the United States.


61% think that the SCOTUS outlawed abortion.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 27, 2023 06:50 PM (EZIW5)

I don't believe the poll but I don't believe any poll. They all are conducted with a bias and have a propaganda agenda.

Posted by: polynikes at June 27, 2023 07:00 PM (jHm8+)

77 "This Country is F'ed"

Don't blame me, I voted for Trump!

Posted by: fd at June 27, 2023 07:01 PM (iayUP)

78 It ain't exactly truth, justice and the American way anymore...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 06:48 PM (MeG8a)

Concur.

It’s now Lies, Miscarriage Of Justice And The Rape.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 27, 2023 07:01 PM (R/m4+)

79 If Trump can figure a way to out-ballot the Marxist candidate in 2024, the 2025 America First
Star Chamber activities will be .......Yuge..


Posted by: Voter theater. at June 27, 2023 07:02 PM (2yDCL)

80 I think that if we were allowed to see, we'd discover that every Fortune 500 company has FBI and CIA at the top, near the top, or possessing some sort of veto on the powers of the top.
_____

Hmmm, could it be..... facism!?!?!?!?

Posted by: Church Lady at June 27, 2023 07:02 PM (fs1hN)

81 Sorry, conservatives should wear the abortion red flag like a badge of honor - if 61% of voters think Dobbs was wrong, it's time to break up this party. 61% of your neighbors are baby killers - how does that play where you live?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 27, 2023 07:04 PM (oWBc3)

82 Comrade Stalin would be so proud

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2023 07:04 PM (EVR4i)

83 This is really a story about a father's love for a corrupt government.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 07:05 PM (ZLI7S)

84 Dick Cheney. Halliburton. 9/11. 2nd Iraq war.

Halliburton gets contracts galore.

Shit happens regularly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2023 07:05 PM (mE7cY)

85 WTH is "malinformation?" Are we just making up new words for the same thing to make it seem as if there are fine distinctions that are important to describe?
Posted by: bonhomme
-----

I would suggest, information that is not merely wrong, or even deliberately wrong, but information that is wrong and purposely designed to be destructive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2023 07:05 PM (vNC/Y)

86 "15.8 Billion was used to bail out JUST 10 ACCOUNTS. "

Many of those weren't even American accounts.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 07:06 PM (MeG8a)

87 Turns out 13.3 Billion of the 15.8 Billion was used to bail out JUST 10 ACCOUNTS. None of which needed bailing out, because SVB carried only a fraction of their wealth.
____

The account owners, one of which is a Chinese firm, will reward Hunter Biden for his brilliant insights in consulting them on how to run their businesses.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 27, 2023 07:06 PM (fs1hN)

88 It's all fake money anyway.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2023 07:06 PM (mE7cY)

89 This is really a story about a father's love for a corrupt government.
Posted by: JackStraw
--------
...and the payoffs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2023 07:07 PM (vNC/Y)

90 From the last thread because it's important....

@317

>>What would we have said if Hillary on a hidden camera was waving around classified material and showing it to random people without clearance and bragged she wasnt allowed to have it?

1. Hillary was never President so did not have the powers of The Unitary Executive.

B. All papers Trump took with him were ipso-facto his papers and can be thought of as de-classified at the moment he took them.

III. We have no idea what the alleged papers are but it essentially does not matter, see 1 and B.

The bottom line is the best analysis of this bullshit was by Robert Barnes when he was on Viva Frei.

You should have a look, it will open your eyes, or not.

https://tinyurl.com/26u5r6am

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 27, 2023 07:07 PM (up/3i)

91 I would suggest, information that is not merely wrong, or even deliberately wrong, but information that is wrong and purposely designed to be destructive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

--

Thoughtcrime. THEY decide if your opinion is "wrong and purposely designed to be destructive."

The HQ, in other words.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 07:07 PM (wCgji)

92 Agencies or people not getting true information is a very well known path to catastrophic failure. The mechanisms are known.

It is a shame.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2023 07:07 PM (u82oZ)

93 "This Country is F'ed"

-
After watching Joey B Toonz on Long IQ Americans, I feel like heading up north for some of that free suicide.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4P7QyJ7cUfs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 27, 2023 07:07 PM (FVME7)

94 > I would suggest, information that is not merely wrong, or even deliberately wrong, but information that is wrong and purposely designed to be destructive.

A super duper lie?

Whoa.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2023 07:07 PM (R38qh)

95 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Word on the street - Costa Rica.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2023 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

96 A super duper lie?

Whoa.
Posted by: bonhomme
--------

Ultra. Ultra lie

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2023 07:09 PM (gUQwJ)

97 Why is Ace Lamont again? What did I miss by trying to get a few gainzzz in this afternoon?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 27, 2023 07:10 PM (t/2Uw)

98 Lamont the Big Dummy is to be treated with kid gloves like Donald Trump, when he's hanging with his friend, Rollo Lawson's Dildo.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 27, 2023 07:10 PM (fY84s)

99 I am glad this crap is coming to light

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2023 07:11 PM (vHIgi)

100 Again, nothing will happen.

Posted by: InZona at June 27, 2023 07:11 PM (JUfBA)

101
If we have a party that says, "We need to just accept that opposing abortion up to full term is going to lose us elections," I pray to God we be spared government run by such a pack of gutless fools.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2023 07:11 PM (MoZTd)

102 A government of, by and for the GOVERNMENT.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2023 07:11 PM (CvLe9)

103 97 Why is Ace Lamont again? What did I miss by trying to get a few gainzzz in this afternoon?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 27, 2023 07:10 PM (t/2Uw)

He was high, like Hunter and made a whoopsie

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2023 07:13 PM (mE7cY)

104 Why is Ace Lamont again? What did I miss by trying to get a few gainzzz in this afternoon?
Posted by: Sharon
----

It was a self-effacing joke that Ace made about himself after accepting some video at face value. It's become something of a meme. It only has meaning to those over 29. Young folk like yourself may find it mystifying...but it's all in good fun, even if the topic isn't funny.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2023 07:14 PM (gUQwJ)

105 Damn, I thought I was a Fascist!

I was a piker compared to the people.

Posted by: Zombie Benito Mussolini at June 27, 2023 07:14 PM (R/m4+)

106 Also to the "nothing will happen" crowd - you know the tyrants love us being black-pilled.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2023 07:14 PM (vHIgi)

107 I am glad this crap is coming to light

Posted by: vmom
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Unfortunately, most of the 'government' has evolved into a breed of cockroach that is not afraid of the light.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2023 07:15 PM (qlgfj)

108
Ace is the ghost of Corliss Lamont, the America-hating commie who always a useful fool for the Soviets.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2023 07:15 PM (MoZTd)

109 >We fought valiantly to liberate ourselves from the shackles of an oppressive monarchy, and strove to establish a system that would protect the inherent rights and freedoms of every citizen. Alas, the path you have chosen has veered far from the vision of our Founding Fathers. The unchecked expansion of federal authority and the proliferation of bureaucracies have encroached upon the sovereignty of the states and the autonomy of the people.
Posted by: James Madison at June 27, 2023 06:51 PM (R38qh)

Beautifully stated, Jimmy. I suspect the government that we suffer under is far more tyrannical than the one you successfully broke away from. Yet we just sit here and take it.

I'll ponder this on the Tree of Woe.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 27, 2023 07:16 PM (X+iTM)

110 What if Ace is really a collective of underground writers who take turns at the keyboard?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2023 07:16 PM (mE7cY)

111 Ana Navarro: The Hunter Biden/Joe Biden Chinese Shakedown Scandal Is "A Story of a Father's Love"
—Ace
Whoops. Sorry about that. I made the error with the question mark inside the brackets again. I guess, like Hunter Biden, I was high on crack cocaine.
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The error in question removed all of the homepage except the left-hand margin, making it appear like all white page.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 07:17 PM (Vwz3I)

112 What if Ace is really a collective of underground writers who take turns at the keyboard?

Posted by: AlaBAMA
----
OPSEC, dood...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2023 07:17 PM (qlgfj)

113 >Turns out 13.3 Billion of the 15.8 Billion was used to bail out JUST 10 ACCOUNTS. None of which needed bailing out, because SVB carried only a fraction of their wealth.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 27, 2023 06:58 PM (3AR13)

The best part is that they were Chinese accounts.

I hope The Big Guy got paid well for it.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 27, 2023 07:17 PM (X+iTM)

114 Death to tyrants and their shit-eating enablers.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 27, 2023 07:17 PM (vpQXZ)

115 It was a self-effacing joke that Ace made about himself after accepting some video at face value. It's become something of a meme. It only has meaning to those over 29. Young folk like yourself may find it mystifying...but it's all in good fun, even if the topic isn't funny.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Actually I was there the last time. Was just wondering what he stepped in this time. Can't ,eaves you guys alone for a couple of hours and you manage to get into trouble.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 27, 2023 07:17 PM (t/2Uw)

116 106 Also to the "nothing will happen" crowd - you know the tyrants love us being black-pilled.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2023 07:14 PM (vHIgi)
________

Maybe, but we've been right so far.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 27, 2023 07:17 PM (brAQZ)

117 Beautifully stated, Jimmy. I suspect the government that we suffer under is far more tyrannical than the one you successfully broke away from. Yet we just sit here and take it.

I'll ponder this on the Tree of Woe.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

--

I think the ocean helped.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 07:18 PM (wCgji)

118 112 What if Ace is really a collective of underground writers who take turns at the keyboard?

Posted by: AlaBAMA
----
OPSEC, dood...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2023 07:17 PM (qlgfj

Oh, uh...it's a bunch of 6th graders from Queens who write somewhat well.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2023 07:18 PM (mE7cY)

119 Why is Ace Lamont again? What did I miss by trying to get a few gainzzz in this afternoon?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
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Wiped out the content on the home page, leaving only the sidebars and ergonomic bra ads.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 27, 2023 07:18 PM (aBJcM)

120
What if Ace is really a collective of underground writers monkeys who take turns at the keyboard?

Fix'd

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2023 07:18 PM (MoZTd)

121 Actually I was there the last time. Was just wondering what he stepped in this time.

--

I figured it was him breaking the front page again.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 07:18 PM (wCgji)

122 > What would we have said if Hillary on a hidden camera was waving around classified material and showing it to random people without clearance and bragged she wasnt allowed to have it?

I can think of a perfectly reasonable explanation for the audio. Trump is using some random document to joke that he's got secret information that will win his case. He then pivots to another joke that it's classified information though, and now he can't use it in the trial.

I'm sure everyone here has used this joke when they're prepping for something.

THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT WILL MAKE EVERYTHING GO RIGHT!

*holds up some random thing that definitely isn't an event altering McGuffin*

Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2023 07:18 PM (R38qh)

123 After watching Joey B Toonz on Long IQ Americans, I feel like heading up north for some of that free suicide.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4P7QyJ7cUfs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 27, 2023 07:07 PM (FVME7)

Yes, we have become a country of degenerates, fools, and retards.

Posted by: Let's ride that slide of civilization at June 27, 2023 07:18 PM (AJ2DX)

124 Maybe, but we've been right so far.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 27, 2023 07:17 PM

We get to tell each other how right we were during our ride in the boxcars. We can even do some back-slapping.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 27, 2023 07:19 PM (3AR13)

125 Posted by: Mike Hammer
Actually I was there the last time. Was just wondering what he stepped in this time. Can't ,eaves you guys alone for a couple of hours and you manage to get into trouble.
Posted by: Sharon
-----

Hold it...I just got here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, making excuses at June 27, 2023 07:19 PM (qlgfj)

126 >What if Ace is really a collective of underground writers who take turns at the keyboard?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2023 07:16 PM (mE7cY)

Yeah, we know he's the 21st c. Dread Pirate Roberts.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 27, 2023 07:19 PM (X+iTM)

127 I'm sure everyone here has used this joke when they're prepping for something.

THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT WILL MAKE EVERYTHING GO RIGHT!

*holds up some random thing that definitely isn't an event altering McGuffin*
Posted by: bonhomme
--------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Rachel Maddow, waving papers at June 27, 2023 07:21 PM (gKzkw)

128 Everything for the State, nothing outside the state

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 07:21 PM (xhxe8)

129 What we need is to have our party in control of the spending by these rogue agencies.

I guess we will have to vote harder.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 27, 2023 07:21 PM (I8nLU)

130 128 Everything for the State, nothing outside the state
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 07:21 PM (xhxe

You've read my book?

Posted by: Mao at June 27, 2023 07:23 PM (mE7cY)

131 FLAY THESE FUCKS AND THEN STAKE THEM OUT IN THE SUN.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 27, 2023 07:24 PM (17s+e)

132 Wiped out the content on the home page, leaving only the sidebars and ergonomic bra ads.
Posted by: screaming in digital


Shoot. Could have at least taken out the teeth whitening ads.
Apparently I missed the drama.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 27, 2023 07:24 PM (t/2Uw)

133 110 What if Ace is really a collective of underground writers who take turns at the keyboard?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2023 07:16 PM (mE7cY)

Ace / ace / Lamont was AI before AI was cool...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 27, 2023 07:25 PM (CCSxw)

134
The puppies are loudly reminding me that it's dinnertime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2023 07:25 PM (MoZTd)

135 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 23m
BREAKING: Former NFL QB Ryan Mallett Dead At 35

Breaking911
Ryan Mallett, the former NFL and Arkansas quarterback, tragically died on Tuesday in a drowning incident at a beach in Florida. He was 35-years-old.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 07:27 PM (Vwz3I)

136 >>> 106 Also to the "nothing will happen" crowd - you know the tyrants love us being black-pilled.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2023 07:14 PM (vHIgi)

something something gradually, then suddenly

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2023 07:28 PM (llON8)

137 What if Ace is really a collective of underground writers monkeys who take turns at the keyboard?
Fix'd
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2023 07:18 PM (MoZTd)

Like Lancelot Link with the internet.

Posted by: Zombie Harambe at June 27, 2023 07:29 PM (R/m4+)

138 To know the truth is better than not to know

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2023 07:29 PM (lPgXk)

139 Maybe he should run for the Libertarians instead??

Breaking911 @Breaking911
WATCH: GOP presidential candidate & Miami Mayor Francis Suarez asks ‘What’s a Uyghur?’ on Hugh Hewitt show

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 07:29 PM (Vwz3I)

140 The cafe is now open, new thread. NOOD

Posted by: gdgm+ at June 27, 2023 07:30 PM (Mvc4R)

141 Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
GOP presidential candidate @RonDeSantis says under his administration, he would change rules of engagement to allow for deadly force to be used against illegal immigrants cutting through border wall.
“If you drop a couple of these cartel operatives, they’ll stop coming.”
DeSantis equated the idea to someone breaking into your house and being able to use force against them. He said the same standard should apply to those who are breaking into the country.
9:53 AM · Jun 26, 2023
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 27, 2023 06:53 PM (MFZ8i)


It.moved.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 27, 2023 07:30 PM (I8nLU)

142 Before this gets straightened out I'll be leading a Partisan Brigade doing my damndest to earn a cool nickname.

Posted by: Fra Fillipo at June 27, 2023 07:31 PM (y+/9G)

143 Jim Jordan is rolling up his sleeves as we speak

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 27, 2023 07:31 PM (flINI)

144 Cafe is open.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 27, 2023 07:31 PM (OX9vb)

145 Does anyone "cut through" the border wall? Sounds like RDS is vowing harsh action against something that does not happen.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 27, 2023 07:32 PM (EZIW5)

146 Mallet had all the tools but also a drug problem.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 27, 2023 07:35 PM (Eeb9P)

147 And the only right answer to that activity is everyone on the committee goes to prison for violating our civil rights.

And NOT to the SCOTUS, because I'm sure none of us citizens would have "standing".

Posted by: GWB at June 27, 2023 07:35 PM (vQrdQ)

148 >>>What if Ace is really a collective of underground writers monkeys who take turns at the keyboard?

>Let's try to overlook the the Johnny Coldcuts phase and any reference to Jake the Snake.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 27, 2023 07:37 PM (fY84s)

149 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 27, 2023 07:32 PM (EZIW5)

The cartels have cut through border fences and walls before, as well as tunneling under them (a la North Koreans in the DMZ).

Anyone forcing their way through our barriers should be shot on sight. Anyone tunneling under should be buried alive by collapsing the tunnel with explosives.

Posted by: GWB at June 27, 2023 07:37 PM (vQrdQ)

150 Bongino was predicting today that in the lead up to the 2024 election, we will experience The Mother of All AI-Powered Censorship of conservative and non-MDM-MSM-Ministry of Truth (BIRM) Approved Narrative speech (for example, RFK Jr. as well).

2020 on crack ...

BTW, he also mentioned that, sometime in the recent past, F. Joe signed an Executive Order requiring all agencies (and media/web companies?) to Play systems that fight against "algorithmic discrimination" and "data equity" -- more Orwellian terms for censorship of conservative thoughts, statements, individuals, and groups.

George Orwell, please pick up the White Privilege courtesy phone ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 27, 2023 07:38 PM (+gS8D)

151 135 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 23m
BREAKING: Former NFL QB Ryan Mallett Dead At 35

Breaking911
Ryan Mallett, the former NFL and Arkansas quarterback, tragically died on Tuesday in a drowning incident at a beach in Florida. He was 35-years-old.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 07:27 PM (Vwz3I)


Once upon a time, he was believed be Belichik's choice to replace Brady when necessary. But Brady kept going on and on. Mallett wasn't getting any younger and was traded to Houston to be the starting QB. He was ruined by Head Coach Bill O'Brien. Sad ending then and today. RIP, Ryan.

Posted by: Gref at June 27, 2023 07:42 PM (AMIL/)

152 People need to go to prison?? Ummmm I have a better solution. Feathers....tar...….things like that.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at June 27, 2023 08:03 PM (qnyv5)

153 All papers Trump took with him were ipso-facto his papers and can be thought of as de-classified at the moment he took them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 27, 2023 07:07 PM (up/3i)

Uhhh, no.

Posted by: GWB at June 27, 2023 08:10 PM (vQrdQ)

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