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Dogs Are Good People Cafe

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Dog plays fetch with neighbor.

Border collie plays fetch with himself.

i halp

I love when dogs take over cat's sleeping areas.

THIS CAT HAS ACHIEVED SENTIENCE

Beat the heat.

This guy gets paid $40,000 to change a lightbulb twice per year. $20,000 per change. There is, however, one little catch....

This dude is virtually smashing open the floodgates.

Dog is so happy to have his stuffed alligator!

Can't wait to nap.

If you've got a game, dogs are game to play it.

Heron has Dark Jedi cloaking power.

Born to be domesticated.

"Hi, Bob." "How are you, Other Bob?"

Smol baby elephant in a fountain.

Puppy offers the most adorable little threat display.

Goodnight!

Posted by: Ace at 07:37 PM




Comments

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2023 07:37 PM (xhxe8)

2 Content?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 26, 2023 07:37 PM (Eeb9P)

3 I much prefer dogs over people.

Posted by: Mister Grimm Doing Some Reaping at June 26, 2023 07:37 PM (ncXxy)

4 Nostrils. So much nostrils.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2023 07:39 PM (mE7cY)

5 Stray cat just hopped into my lap to get petted. I think this one wants to live here.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2023 07:40 PM (ouTlx)

6 Elephants !

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2023 07:40 PM (V13WU)

7 You've seen one dog video, you've seen them all. Now, backyard sawmill videos? That's water flowing under ground

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 26, 2023 07:41 PM (Eeb9P)

8 Stray cat just hopped into my lap to get petted. I think this one wants to live here.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2023 07:40 PM (ouTlx)
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Congratulations! You now own a cat!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2023 07:41 PM (BpYfr)

9 Evening.

About to go out to eat. Anyone want me to bring back dessert?

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2023 07:42 PM (1Yy3c)

10 >>> 8 Stray cat just hopped into my lap to get petted. I think this one wants to live here.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2023 07:40 PM (ouTlx)
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Congratulations! You now own a cat!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2023 07:41 PM (BpYfr)

Congratulations! You're hired!

Posted by: stray cat at June 26, 2023 07:43 PM (llON8)

11 Crazy Ivan.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2023 07:43 PM (ncXxy)

12 Congratulations! A cat now owns you.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 26, 2023 07:43 PM (L5Mwe)

13 During Covid my daughter was home and started an evening ritual of treats for the three dogs. She's been gone some time now but the dogs insist on the evening ritual continuing.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 26, 2023 07:44 PM (EnsGU)

14 Some cats are Goofy, some cats are Pluto.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2023 07:44 PM (iziT8)

15 Stray cat just hopped into my lap to get petted. I think this one wants to live here.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2023 07:40 PM (ouTlx)
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Congratulations! You now own a cat!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2023 07:41 PM (BpYfr)
***

Call it Cricket!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2023 07:44 PM (e4fEA)

16 Std poodles are such awesome dogs. Good to see them mess with Cats.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2023 07:45 PM (BypUT)

17 About to go out to eat. Anyone want me to bring back dessert?
Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2023 07:42 PM (1Yy3c)

Make mine a strawberry shortcake, extra strawberry syrup.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 26, 2023 07:45 PM (8vzCZ)

18 If you want to feel old ...

Cyndi Lauper turned 70 last Thursday

Posted by: Neo at June 26, 2023 07:46 PM (RovqD)

19 woof

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 07:46 PM (Vwz3I)

20 Good evening, horde!

When Tank met the tiny kitten, he tried to eat her. Unless he was just trying to keep her in his mouth, you know, to protect her. Yikes.

I had to keep them separated until she grew. They get along nicely now.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 26, 2023 07:46 PM (OX9vb)

21 Being the floodgates guy is like popping the seal on a jar of Tang times 1 million.

I want that job!

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2023 07:46 PM (iziT8)

22 I much prefer dogs over people.
Posted by: Mister Grimm Doing Some Reaping at June 26, 2023 07:37 PM (ncXxy)


My dog believes he has more right to my breakfast than I do.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2023 07:47 PM (e4fEA)

23 $20k to climb a tower, yet Jerry Nadler's proctologist probably only makes a few hundred per climb.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 26, 2023 07:47 PM (gzH2y)

24 I watched a recent Tom Hanks movie called Otto. He's a grumpy crank with a heart of gold. Yada yada woke baloney.

Anyhoo, he adopts a feral neighborhood cat and it's kinda touching how quickly a bond develops. You cat people might like that. I'm a dog person but I don't hate cats. I'm just viciously allergic to them.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 26, 2023 07:48 PM (EnsGU)

25 Rewatched Mission: Impossible 2.

A *LOT* better than I remember!

Thandie Newton is delicious.

It's the least campy of the series and focuses on long action sequences filled with real stunts and practical FX. It's also every bit the John Woo movie with slow motion and random flocks of birds.

Thank the lawd Dougray Scott turned down the role of Wolverine to do this cuz he would have been horrible. And he keeps. Talking like. This through. The entire. Movie. Like he's doing. His best. William Shatner. Impression. His character is actually a really good villain but...probably miscast. Or at least could have gone a better acting job.

I honestly enjoyed it. Not as good as the first or fourth one but definitely better than the third one.

Pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2023 07:48 PM (1Yy3c)

26 Lauper was already old when she started singing about masterbation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2023 07:49 PM (6VKyY)

27 Stray cat just hopped into my lap to get petted. I think this one wants to live here.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2023 07:40 PM (ouTlx)

He's only interested in food and pets.

Here, give him to me. I'll take him off your hands.

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2023 07:50 PM (1Yy3c)

28 >>>Beat the heat.

The outside part of the AC unit would not be blowing cold air. Instead, the squirrel is getting the hot exhaust.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 26, 2023 07:50 PM (klJTj)

29 As a kid our German Shepherd hated cats, it wouldn't have been nice if he ever caught one. And he was a very friendly dog

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2023 07:50 PM (xhxe8)

30 Lauper was already old when she started singing about masterbation.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

If I remember right she teamed up with some rasslers. Capt Lou Albano or something and maybe Rowdy Roddy Piper? She was a thing on WWF for a while. Odd career.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 26, 2023 07:52 PM (EnsGU)

31
Answer to gnats local from the last thread. I believe Tori was Victoria Nuland.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 26, 2023 07:53 PM (CqAAy)

32 Lauper was already old when she started singing about masterbation.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Did she? That sounds like Madonna to me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 26, 2023 07:53 PM (OX9vb)

33 I'm drinking an Icehouse Beer. Not bad for cheap lawnmower beer.

Got the transmission out of my parts truck today, and didn't drop it or break anything. Over 200 pounds; I can't lift that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2023 07:55 PM (rMe6H)

34
Having watched a number of hot mike videos, I have concluded that if the word "fuck" and its verb and adjective forms did not exist, hockey players would be incapable of communicating.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 07:55 PM (MoZTd)

35 >>>Can't wait to nap.

If the question is what do you do if someone sticks their ear in your face, the correct answer is, lick it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 26, 2023 07:56 PM (klJTj)

36 32 Lauper was already old when she started singing about masterbation.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Did she? That sounds like Madonna to me.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 26, 2023 07:53 PM (OX9vb

She-bop isn't about dancing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2023 07:57 PM (rJ7Hd)

37 Having watched a number of hot mike videos, I have concluded that if the word "fuck" and its verb and adjective forms did not exist, hockey players would be incapable of communicating.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 07:55 PM (MoZTd)

It's possibly the most versatile word in the English language.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2023 07:57 PM (rMe6H)

38 Watched a YT video today of a hunter who brought his pointer in to see the vet. Nearly the entire video was the vet giving an interview while pulling 300+ porcupine quills out of the dog's snout, inside the mouth (bit the porky twice), and legs.

Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2023 07:57 PM (rj6Yv)

39 I met Lauper once at a small showing of her Broadway thing - 5 minute conversation so not conclusive - but charming lady in a Brooklyn sort of way.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 26, 2023 07:57 PM (oWBc3)

40 35 >>>Can't wait to nap.

If the question is what do you do if someone sticks their ear in your face, the correct answer is, lick it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 26, 2023 07:56 PM (klJTj)

Yeah-boy!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 07:58 PM (mZ3xv)

41
I like the top picture. Da schnozz.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 07:58 PM (MoZTd)

42 I'd forgotten about Icehouse. I'd had one years ago but don't really remember it, which isn't a bad thing when you think about it.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 26, 2023 07:58 PM (YUvzq)

43 @26

>>Lauper was already old when she started singing about masterbation.

She was 30 when she hit it big which was a tad on the old side for a pop star.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2023 07:58 PM (up/3i)

44 If you want to feel old ...

Cyndi Lauper turned 70 last Thursday
Posted by: Neo at June 26, 2023 07:46 PM (RovqD)

Deborah Harry is 78

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 07:58 PM (MNhXM)

45 Fun little movie: Vibes.

Lauper, Goldblum. You might like.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2023 07:59 PM (iziT8)

46 Deborah Harry is 78
Posted by: polynikes

G'uh!!!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 26, 2023 07:59 PM (EnsGU)

47 She-bop isn't about dancing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2023 07:57 PM (rJ7Hd)

Ah. I never caught the lyrics to that one.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 26, 2023 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

48 The world may be shit but this is the best community ever. I raise a glass to you all.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2023 08:00 PM (T487b)

49 But what makes me realize how old I am is Belinda Carlisle is 65.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 08:00 PM (MNhXM)

50 DeSatan attacks Frisco.

Ron DeSantis
@RonDeSantis
Leadership matters. Cities like San Francisco that have embraced leftist policies have destroyed the quality of life of their citizens and sparked an exodus of productive people to greener pastures. We need to restore sanity across this country.

London Breed strikes back!


Never Back Down
@NvrBackDown24
INSANITY: San Francisco Mayor @LondonBreed responds to @RonDeSantis by saying people pooping and using drugs in her city's streets is just a "snapshot" of the situation.
She says she needs "solutions" like talking about climate change and AI.
No wonder her city is a sewer!

-
Well, far be it for me to argue that SF doesn't need more intelligence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 08:00 PM (FVME7)

51 47 She-bop isn't about dancing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2023 07:57 PM (rJ7Hd)

Ah. I never caught the lyrics to that one.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 26, 2023 08:00 PM (OX9vb

Heh. So many songs really aren't what they seem back then.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2023 08:01 PM (mZ3xv)

52 @44

>>Deborah Harry is 78

She was even older than Lauper when she hit it big.

She was a doll though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2023 08:01 PM (up/3i)

53 "But what makes me realize how old I am is Belinda Carlisle is 65.

Posted by: polynikes "


Ooohh...yeah.

That one does kinda sting a bit.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2023 08:02 PM (iziT8)

54 48 The world may be shit but this is the best community ever. I raise a glass to you all.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2023 08:00 PM (T487b)

*clink

Back atcha!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 26, 2023 08:02 PM (OX9vb)

55
She says she needs "solutions" like talking about climate change and AI.

____________

When your mayor talks about climate change and AI, you can be sure crime is soaring, the garbage isn't picked up, and there are more potholes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 08:02 PM (MoZTd)

56 "I'm drinking an Icehouse Beer. Not bad for cheap lawnmower beer"

Ditto.

Posted by: Pawl at June 26, 2023 08:03 PM (iayUP)

57 Well, far be it for me to argue that SF doesn't need more intelligence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 08:00 PM (FVME7)

SF doesn't need AI; they have a surfeit on natural stupidity, and London Breed is poster girl for that cohort.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2023 08:03 PM (rMe6H)

58 oh damn

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2023 08:03 PM (iayUP)

59 She was a doll though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

IIRC, she'd been a Playboy Bunny. Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 26, 2023 08:04 PM (EnsGU)

60 Ditto.
Posted by: Pawl at June 26, 2023 08:03 PM (iayUP)

And no tranny on the can.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2023 08:04 PM (rMe6H)

61 Heh. So many songs really aren't what they seem back then.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2023 08:01 PM (mZ3xv)

++++

If you ever saw the video, subtle it is not.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 26, 2023 08:04 PM (klJTj)

62 Debbie Gibson is only 52

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2023 08:04 PM (mZ3xv)

63 "Deborah Harry is 78"

Impossible. Was there a time warp?

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2023 08:05 PM (iayUP)

64 @59

>>IIRC, she'd been a Playboy Bunny. Hubba hubba.

She was also a model and a club kid got a lucky break and made the most of it.

Same for Madonna.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2023 08:05 PM (up/3i)

65 The lightbulb guy. I guessed steeplejack.

youtu.be/KeL8TwdiL5Y

Posted by: 13times at June 26, 2023 08:06 PM (Pd0yN)

66 Icehouse is better in the bottles. Most beers are though.

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2023 08:06 PM (iayUP)

67 Gwar did a fun live version of She-Bop if that's your thing

https://youtu.be/aZaudFfjVgo

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 26, 2023 08:07 PM (kb4+v)

68 I liked it better when librarians just said, "Shhhh!"

BRAVE BOOKS
@BraveBooksUS
🚨 1/ BREAKING: We have obtained exclusive evidence that the taxpayer-funded American Library Association @ALALibrary is circulating guidance to sabotage conservative or Christian parent groups from gathering in public libraries on August 5th. One ALA director gave suggestions on…
BRAVE Books’ "See You at the Library" event, led by @KirkCameron, was organized to give conservative Christian families an opportunity to meet at public libraries around the country on August 5th as an alternative to controversial children’s drag queen events.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 08:07 PM (FVME7)

69 How do they CLOSE the floodgates?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2023 08:08 PM (63Dwl)

70 @67

>>Gwar did a fun live version of She-Bop if that's your thing

I think a Gwar/Blue Man Group team up would be insane.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2023 08:10 PM (up/3i)

71 Some storms went through the Babylon DC area today. My AO got no rain though. Seemed to hit everywhere else. I did lose power though. Sadly, my old coffee maker got fried. I have lots of electronic doodads and the coffee maker is what got fried. I'll head up to Walmart tomorrow morning when they open and get a new one.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2023 08:10 PM (sAmhv)

72 I already own a cat, who will not be happy with an addition. And I am trying to get him to settle around my dog. So tricky business. And there's yhe question of whether he is a stray or someone's outside cat. I just have tastier cat food.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2023 08:11 PM (ouTlx)

73 Baby Elephant Walk
https://tinyurl.com/yp5w9znw

The Best of Mancini

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 08:12 PM (Vwz3I)

74 The ghost of Bernie Sanders.

The Atlantic
@TheAtlantic
The variety at the grocery store has become overwhelming, @flamingpetty writes. “Single-option stores” may be the solution.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 08:13 PM (FVME7)

75 Good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2023 08:13 PM (xhxe8)

76 Yay! 🐘🐘

Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2023 08:14 PM (NpAcC)

77
We're seeing the first haying of the season. It's funny to watch the cattle egrets following the tractors that are cutting or baling. To the birds, they're just like big livestock churning up bugs for them to eat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 08:14 PM (MoZTd)

78 I'm about done with libraries. They always want property taxes jacked up to support them, then act like your standard Lefty organization.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2023 08:15 PM (ouTlx)

79 I guessed steeplejack.

Damn. That was nuts. But cool.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 26, 2023 08:16 PM (Xrfse)

80
I'm about done with libraries. They always want property taxes jacked up to support them, then act like your standard Lefty organization.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2023 08:15 PM (ouTlx)

___________

We had an old Carnegie library nearby when I lived in Ohio. Neat place.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 08:16 PM (MoZTd)

81 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 26, 2023 08:17 PM (Xrfse)

82 Well, time to make a run to town and snag some food for dinner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2023 08:18 PM (rMe6H)

83
The ghost of Bernie Sanders.

The Atlantic
@TheAtlantic
The variety at the grocery store has become overwhelming, @flamingpetty writes. “Single-option stores” may be the solution.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Scotch Tape store.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2023 08:19 PM (63Dwl)

84 >>The variety at the grocery store has become overwhelming, @flamingpetty writes. “Single-option stores” may be the solution.

The left has become a collection of mentally disturbed people who feel the need to constantly announce they are mentally ill.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)

85 @AOCpressTwo 26m
When I was fired from the M&M plant for throwing out the W’s, - I could’ve used a union.

It’s time to unionize every company in America.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2023 08:20 PM (jzzG8)

86 "Single-option stores” may be the solution.

They only stock one kind of cricket?

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2023 08:21 PM (iayUP)

87 I go to a bigger town to shop for groceries, specifically because small-town variety is NOT overwhelming. Nor sufficient.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 26, 2023 08:21 PM (OX9vb)

88
Her Majesty and Delilah had a relaxing day at a campground in Arkansas. There are lots of squirrels for Lila to chase and the RV is under some trees, so they're cooler. On to Oklahoma City tomorrow for shows starting Wednesday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 08:21 PM (MoZTd)

89 "“Single-option stores” may be the solution."
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Costco is getting close to that. "Kirkland" plus one, maybe two other brands (which may change from one visit to the next)

Posted by: JQ at June 26, 2023 08:21 PM (Gkog9)

90 I'm about done with libraries. They always want property taxes jacked up to support them, then act like your standard Lefty organization.

--

Ours has been having book sales every couple of months since after opening back up (*spit*) after the government closed everything to steal the 2020 election.

Used hardbacks that people donated for free or that the library discarded and would have been throwing away recently went from $1 to $2. Because inflation.

I don't think that's how this works, guys. Neither does anyone else, apparently. The shelves still have the same books as the last three times we've visited.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 26, 2023 08:22 PM (pQ2gM)

91 84 >>The variety at the grocery store has become overwhelming, @flamingpetty writes. “Single-option stores” may be the solution.

The left has become a collection of mentally disturbed people who feel the need to constantly announce they are mentally ill.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)

For gosh sake, just go to Aldi. Few options, cheap prices on most things, plenty of imported stuff. And leave the rest of us alone to shop where we like. (Which is Aldi, because cheap prices. But I like the idea of options!)

Posted by: Moki at June 26, 2023 08:22 PM (JrN/x)

92 Single-option stores” may be the solution.

--

I'm already glad I grew up in the 70s and 80s. My kids will never know the freedom or heritage America and sense of strength and hope that we did.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 26, 2023 08:23 PM (pQ2gM)

93 And leave the rest of us alone to shop where we like.

--

No, that's not how this works.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 26, 2023 08:24 PM (pQ2gM)

94 Hadrian, is there a specific "show season" or do shows take place year round?

Posted by: Moki at June 26, 2023 08:24 PM (JrN/x)

95
The left has become a collection of mentally disturbed people who feel the need to constantly announce they are mentally ill.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)

____________

If you're not compelling or forbidding, what fun is there to being a leftist?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 08:24 PM (MoZTd)

96 If nobodies can buy the same stuff rich people can, what's the fun in being rich?

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 26, 2023 08:25 PM (pQ2gM)

97 I have a real young coworker who's looking into ways to ameliorate a dog allergy. Not his own. His new-ish girlfriend's. He's a Christian man, he seems to love the girl, and has an eye toward wifing her up... but... the dog allergy. He actually sounds like "if we can't figure it out, I might have to break it off."

I laughed and told him the dog won't live forever, and if it's a good match otherwise, you can get a cat or a monkey or a honey badger down the road. Just ride it out.

Kids are stupid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 08:26 PM (oINRc)

98
Hadrian, is there a specific "show season" or do shows take place year round?
Posted by: Moki at June 26, 2023 08:24 PM (JrN/x)

___________

Pretty well year round. Each club has its weekend. For example, the Houston Kennel Club (of which I'm a member) has its shows the third weekend of July.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 08:26 PM (MoZTd)

99 "“Single-option stores” may be the solution."
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Costco is getting close to that. "Kirkland" plus one, maybe two other brands (which may change from one visit to the next)


I suppose you could always choose to go to another store....Wait, that defeats the purpose.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 08:27 PM (eOEVl)

100 The local "library" to me (Austin) is literally NOTHING but woke propaganda.

There are NO actual book books. It's ALL woke.

The last couple times I was in there the only patrons were using the internet. That's it.

The librarians sit around all day doing nothing.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2023 08:27 PM (iziT8)

101 If nobodies can buy the same stuff rich people can, what's the fun in being rich?
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 26, 2023 08:25 PM (pQ2gM)

This is the impetus behind most American public policy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 08:28 PM (oINRc)

102 If nobodies can buy the same stuff rich people can, what's the fun in being rich?
------------

This is why the richie riches demanded that labels be placed on the *outside* of clothing.

Posted by: JQ at June 26, 2023 08:28 PM (Gkog9)

103
We are, however, starting the big summer circuit that brings in a lot of the high rollers. On consecutive weekends, it's Oklahoma City, Dallas, San Antonio, and finally Houston.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 08:29 PM (MoZTd)

104 This is why the richie riches demanded that labels be placed on the *outside* of clothing.
Posted by: JQ at June 26, 2023 08:28 PM (Gkog9)

*looks at small logo on pocket of shirt*

Does Dickies count? cuz I ain't rich.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 26, 2023 08:30 PM (T/Lqj)

105 The Secret Of Love Hotels | Why Are There Many Love Hotels In Japan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKWs6HkJMmA

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 26, 2023 08:31 PM (MFZ8i)

106

Must. Not. Fap!

Posted by: Capt. Picardo at June 26, 2023 08:31 PM (LAHV4)

107 Does Dickies count? cuz I ain't rich.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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*whoosh*

Posted by: JQ at June 26, 2023 08:31 PM (Gkog9)

108 >>For gosh sake, just go to Aldi. Few options, cheap prices on most things, plenty of imported stuff. And leave the rest of us alone to shop where we like. (Which is Aldi, because cheap prices. But I like the idea of options!)

My little town has a small grocery store cause there are only 5,000 of us and nobody comes to this town to grocery shop. It's fine for staples.

But 2 towns over there is one of the best grocery stores I've ever been in and I go there once or twice a month cause it has everything and I do mean everything. I love it. And I'm not a shopper.

We live in time of abundance and options and leftists hate that we are prosperous and happy. They seem to live to make everyone as miserable as they are.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 08:31 PM (ZLI7S)

109 These Lume commercials are getting out of hand. Gross.

🤮🤮🤮

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2023 08:31 PM (iayUP)

110 Looks like the feds are starting to leak evidence to CNN

I guess the Putin Story has gone the same way of the sub

all the air went out

Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 08:31 PM (us2H3)

111 103
We are, however, starting the big summer circuit that brings in a lot of the high rollers. On consecutive weekends, it's Oklahoma City, Dallas, San Antonio, and finally Houston.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 08:29 PM (MoZTd)

I'm slightly shocked the Texas shows are in the summer - I remember July and August in the Lone Star State and it's brutal! Those poor pups!

Posted by: Moki at June 26, 2023 08:31 PM (JrN/x)

112 My mom used to tell me no on all kinds of clothes I wanted because of branded labels.

"I'm not paying a premium so Tommy Hilfiger can get free advertising."

Very Jewish of her. And she's right. She worked in the garment biz long enough to know better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 08:32 PM (oINRc)

113 For some reason Carhart has gone from "it keeps me warm while I am crawling under equipment in my barn coat" to a prestige brand.

I tell you, my prestige coat is a wool Jones New York car coat. It makes me look like I can pay back a mortgage.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2023 08:32 PM (xhaym)

114 The library here is literally for children. There's a tiny selection of non-fiction and adult fiction. I get the idea this isn't a town of readers. I'm okay as I have a lot of new books to read. But you should encourage property owners to use the library, if you want it to be funded.

And if you want a beautiful library, the main branch in Portland is one. Too bad they've turned it into a homeless shelter.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2023 08:34 PM (ouTlx)

115 The photo you would take, if you want people to think dogs are creepy and unlovable.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2023 08:34 PM (pwpAH)

116 Ace, Ace,
There is no other place...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 26, 2023 08:35 PM (TGPs7)

117
I'm slightly shocked the Texas shows are in the summer - I remember July and August in the Lone Star State and it's brutal! Those poor pups!
Posted by: Moki at June 26, 2023 08:31 PM (JrN/x)

____________

Theyve been in the summer as long as i can remember. The shows are in huge air-conditioned halls. Far from being too hot, the chill is numbing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 08:36 PM (MoZTd)

118 Abercrombie & Fitch was once an outdoorsman's brand. But they found out trust fund kids with herpes have more money than Hunter Bob.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 08:36 PM (oINRc)

119 I guess the Putin Story has gone the same way of the sub

all the air went out
Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 08:31 PM (us2H3)

———————-

I’m crushed that you would sink that low for a pun.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 26, 2023 08:36 PM (u73oe)

120 "I'm slightly shocked the Texas shows are in the summer - I remember July and August in the Lone Star State and it's brutal! Those poor pups!
Posted by: Moki"

This would be a very different country without air conditioning.
Good thing it was invented by a black female Intuit Latinix.

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2023 08:37 PM (iayUP)

121 That's what Mr K's is like. Very limited selection. They do try and keep some bargain meats and you can get what you need. There are clearly some folks on keto diets. It does help me spend less. I get pet food online from Chewy and anything exotic from Amazon.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2023 08:37 PM (ouTlx)

122 107 Does Dickies count? cuz I ain't rich.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


you have more than one ??

omg, lover, call me !!

Posted by: Shep at June 26, 2023 08:37 PM (us2H3)

123 Gaston Oregon straddles two counties and they couldn't get a branch library from either county because the counties had different library services and the town would have had to restrict half the town from borrowing books freely due to their county of residence.
So they set up a private, subscription library in an old grocery store, and I thought it was the best library I had been in, ever.
It has probably been resolved and it is no longer a great library, but when I used to go there it was fun.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2023 08:38 PM (xhaym)

124 I do like Costco, except for having to pay them for the pleasure of shopping there. But, well, there I go anyway. Probably break even, given the distance and membership fee. Maybe come out slightly ahead?

The kirkland stuff is usually quite good, or at least good enough, and the store is clean & staff are competent and friendly.

Posted by: JQ at June 26, 2023 08:38 PM (Gkog9)

125 The variety at the grocery store has become overwhelming, @flamingpetty writes. “Single-option stores” may be the solution.

Freedom of choice is what you got. Freedom from choice is what you want.

Posted by: Devo at June 26, 2023 08:39 PM (N0Aec)

126 Very Jewish of her. And she's right. She worked in the garment biz long enough to know better.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 08:32 PM (oINRc)

Some items are overpriced, but generally if it's the difference between name brand v. no name, my experience has been something twice as expensive lasts at least twice as long... and it doesn't look like crep while it's aging.

Unlike me.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2023 08:39 PM (pwpAH)

127
Meijers, the largest Michigan grocery chain got orders early during Covid to drop 1/3 of their SKU's.

Aldi is across the street and as protest against Peter Meijer Rino congressman started splitting the market.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2023 08:39 PM (j4U/Z)

128 @8: "You now own a cat!"

Just like the cats want you to believe!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 26, 2023 08:40 PM (k1Qly)

129 Unlike me.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2023 08:39 PM (pwpAH)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU AND I ARE OLD AND LOOK LIKE FREEZE DRIED LEFTOVER CRAP

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2023 08:41 PM (9UlRk)

130 I used to live in Gaston! Found a place to stay there through Mother Earth News. She wanted unpaid workers so it didin't last.

My favorite was in Moro OR and I never got to go inside. It looked like it was shut down in the 60s or 70s. Lots of old classics like Sir Walter Scott. I'm sure it's long gone too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2023 08:41 PM (ouTlx)

131 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WARAIOTOKO FORGOT THE ME SOCK

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 26, 2023 08:42 PM (9UlRk)

132 Tigers are taking the Gators to the woodshed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 26, 2023 08:42 PM (u73oe)

133 Some items are overpriced, but generally if it's the difference between name brand v. no name, my experience has been something twice as expensive lasts at least twice as long..

------

For her, it wasn't a quality problem. She objected to labels on the *outside* of the clothes. As in "If I'm a walking billboard for your firm why the fuck am I paying you?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 08:44 PM (oINRc)

134 That's the siren of America haters.

Damn you way too many choices at the grocery store.

Damn your portions of food you get at restaurants are huge and unnecessary.

Damn , why does even the poorest homeownerlive in such a huge house. It's a waste.

Damn , what's up with having three or four cars per Household?

Damn , don't talk to me about being able to just go to the corner store and come out in 30 minutes with an 'Assault Rifle'.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 08:44 PM (CboLt)

135 I had a girlfriend who lived halfway to Newberg. I liked Gaston, and I really liked all the small towns up that back way, from Yamhill on up.

Labor for lodging is problematic. It will get the owner in trouble if the state labor bureau gets involved, since ag labor housing is very regulated.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2023 08:45 PM (xhaym)

136 Our rescue cat has gone to a well-known moron who already had two other cats he got from other people. All concerned seem to be adjusting.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2023 08:45 PM (Uv0D2)

137 "If I'm a walking billboard for your firm why the fuck am I paying you?"

I feel the same way about those stickers auto dealers put on the back of cars they sell. If you are going to have your ad on the back of my car, I want a monthly check.

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2023 08:46 PM (iayUP)

138 For her, it wasn't a quality problem. She objected to labels on the *outside* of the clothes. As in "If I'm a walking billboard for your firm why the fuck am I paying you?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 08:44 PM (oINRc)

At a certain point of ostentation, and back when the fashion industry was an industry and not a fucking joke, the garment itself *is* the trademark, and those who know, and who have enough money to know so that you care what they think, know.

Slapping a logo on it is basically sartorial cheating.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2023 08:46 PM (9UlRk)

139 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 08:44 PM (oINRc)

You could have worn a pair of Juicy sweatpants.

Sorry didn't look. thought that was garret that wrote the post.

😀 I keed.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 08:48 PM (CboLt)

140 Satyrical cheating > sartorial cheating

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 08:49 PM (FVME7)

141 Our rescue cat has gone to a well-known moron who already had two other cats he got from other people. All concerned seem to be adjusting.
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2023 08:45 PM


That would be a certain well-known Moron whom we sadly never see these days?

Offer him my salutations and felicitations, if you would be so kind, next time you see him.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2023 08:49 PM (a3Q+t)

142 "Slapping a logo on it is basically sartorial cheating.
Posted by: Warai-otoko"

I just leave the price tag on.

Posted by: Zombie Minnie Pearl at June 26, 2023 08:50 PM (iayUP)

143 For her, it wasn't a quality problem. She objected to labels on the *outside* of the clothes. As in "If I'm a walking billboard for your firm why the fuck am I paying you?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 08:44 PM (oINRc)

I'm that way with my Cars. Completely debadged my Chevy Colorado Z-71 day after I bought it.

Only thing I didn't remove is the bowtie in the grill.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2023 08:50 PM (oHd/0)

144 Satyrical cheating > sartorial cheating
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 08:49 PM (FVME7)

Satirical cheating > satyrical cheating > sartorial cheating

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at June 26, 2023 08:50 PM (9UlRk)

145 Satyrical cheating > sartorial cheating
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 08:49 PM (FVME7)

Spring Break baby!

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 08:50 PM (CboLt)

146 140 Satyrical cheating > sartorial cheating
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 08:49 PM (FVME7)

Word!

Posted by: Salenos at June 26, 2023 08:51 PM (oHd/0)

147 Used to be a time in the 90's when you couldn't keep a Mercedes emblem on the car.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 08:52 PM (CboLt)

148 A Moron could always opt for the vaunted 5.11 line of "tactical clothing".

Pretty much falls into the "Shoot Me First" styles, or alternately, the "Hey, I'm a Glowie!" options.

And all at super premium prices!

Bonus: It's always amusing to see fully kitted up members of Meal Team Six, all with their Walrus Sized 5.11 togs. The careful observer might see them in the wild at their natural habitat. The buffet at Golden Corral, of course.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2023 08:52 PM (e6UQI)

149 Damnit!


Can't find my glasses to check these numbers on National Debt.

As if they matter in the Long Run.

Well, off we go then.

Cheerio

Posted by: J. Maynard Keynes at June 26, 2023 08:52 PM (gHjnL)

150 I just leave the price tag on.
Posted by: Zombie Minnie Pearl at June 26, 2023 08:50 PM (iayUP)

This was an actual thing during my misspent youth. Mostly black people. I think it went out of style because people quickly figured out that it was a sure indicator that you are both poor and bad with money.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 08:52 PM (oINRc)

151 Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 08:31 PM

———————-

I’m crushed that you would sink that low for a pun.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 26, 2023 08:36 PM

How extensive is this emotional feeling? Just what is your crush depth?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2023 08:54 PM (a3Q+t)

152 Offer him my salutations and felicitations, if you would be so kind, next time you see him.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2023 08:49 PM
Will do.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2023 08:54 PM (Uv0D2)

153 .

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 08:55 PM (oINRc)

154 All those little OR towns were nice. Too yupped up now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2023 08:56 PM (ouTlx)

155 153 .
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 08:55 PM


Thanks, YD.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2023 08:57 PM (a3Q+t)

156 This was an actual thing during my misspent youth. Mostly black people. I think it went out of style because people quickly figured out that it was a sure indicator that you are both poor and bad with money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Yu got take de tag off befo yu walks outs

Whut deys tole me

No mo

Jus Hittem and Gittem

Posted by: Aspiring Youth at June 26, 2023 08:57 PM (gHjnL)

157 You may scoff, but I'm living proof. Friday 7PM applied Lume as directed to pits, underboob, thighfolds, butt crack, and feet. 72 hours later-fresh as a daisy!

***Wanna sniff?***

Posted by: The Rank Organization at June 26, 2023 08:58 PM (Nn3xT)

158 150 I just leave the price tag on.
Posted by: Zombie Minnie Pearl at June 26, 2023 08:50 PM (iayUP)

This was an actual thing during my misspent youth. Mostly black people. I think it went out of style because people quickly figured out that it was a sure indicator that you are both poor and bad with money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 08:52 PM
Leaving the tag on ballcaps meant the same thing as wearing your pants below your asscrack. I always saw it as a hearty. 'Eff You!' aimed at decent folk.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2023 08:59 PM (Uv0D2)

159 "Meal Team Six" is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Every time I see it, it's good for a few peals of laughter.

BTW, how many "Patriot Front" folks have been identified since the "demasking" over the weekend?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 26, 2023 09:03 PM (KAi1n)

160 Rhode Island State Senator keyed a car that had a Biden sucks sticker. He of course denied it until the 'Let's Go to the Video' moment.

Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 09:03 PM (CboLt)

161
Clearly I've led a sheltered life. Thank goodness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 09:04 PM (MoZTd)

162 Nancy Pelosi wants the Big Gavel baby, oh yeah

Posted by: Rep. Carl Spackler at June 26, 2023 09:05 PM (gHjnL)

163 Clearly I've led a sheltered life. Thank goodness.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Unless you been rescued, you Lucky

Posted by: Fontella Bass at June 26, 2023 09:07 PM (gHjnL)

164 Meal Team Six is super funny to me. Perhaps because I knew a guy like that. He was a four hundred pounder who never would have been hired even on our podunk, hillbilly force, except that his mom and dad were cops before him.

His end wasn't so funny, though. He was always a dummy, and dressing up in tactical gear to bust kids growing weed was his jam. But he wound up serving a warrant on an actual bad hombre and got riddled with bullets. Sad shit. Never should have been there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 09:08 PM (oINRc)

165 Doggie pic brought to you by CrotchCam™.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2023 09:08 PM (jzzG8)

166 ..BTW, how many "Patriot Front" folks have been identified since the "demasking" over the weekend?
Posted by: SFGoth at June 26, 2023 09:03 PM (KAi1n)



I'm thinking that The Good Guys need to develop some pro-level De-Masking skills and teams.

Two big guys to wrap up the Glowie, pinning his arms to his torso. Big bear hugs ought to do the trick. One with very good eye-hand coordination, strength and speed, to rip off the cap and mask, all in a fluid movement. A "Runner", to bolt away with the mask, maybe the cap too, and put DISTANCE between the garments and glowie. Finally, a very nimble photographer, to thoroughly document the glowie's face, getting at least several frames from different angles.

And PRACTICE. Run these drills a LOT, and then put them to work in the field. I'd love to see fully half of a U-Haul's worth of glowies, posted maskless, for one and all to see and I.D.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2023 09:09 PM (e6UQI)

167 BTW, how many "Patriot Front" folks have been identified since the "demasking" over the weekend?
Posted by: SFGoth at June 26, 2023 09:03 PM (KAi1n)


Dang.
How'd I miss that?
A link anywhere?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2023 09:12 PM (e4fEA)

168 I had seen commented earlier by JackStraw one has been ID'd as antifa.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 26, 2023 09:12 PM (RIvkX)

169
And PRACTICE. Run these drills a LOT, and then put them to work in the field. I'd love to see fully half of a U-Haul's worth of glowies, posted maskless, for one and all to see and I.D.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim


Yeah, time to get skilled at ketteling them and IDing them. If any of them have phones, they should be cloned as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2023 09:13 PM (jzzG8)

170 18 If you want to feel old ...

Cyndi Lauper turned 70 last Thursday
Posted by: Neo at June 26, 2023 07:46 PM (RovqD)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW8qxUitG-Q

All Through the Night (live)...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 26, 2023 09:14 PM (CCSxw)

171 brought to you by CrotchCam™.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I own that ™

Well me and the Big Guy

Chinese guys PAY

Posted by: Hunter B. at June 26, 2023 09:14 PM (gHjnL)

172 29 -- Years ago, I managed to smuggle a half grown cat into the house past our German Shepherd. It was love at first sight. That cat made the GSD's last years so much better for her. They would play together until the poor dog was ready to drop. (She had hip displasia and arthritis.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at June 26, 2023 09:15 PM (B7rlW)

173 Rhode Island State Senator keyed a car that had a Biden sucks sticker. He of course denied it until the 'Let's Go to the Video' moment.

Psychopaths. All of them.
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 09:03 PM (CboLt)


That fu*ker needs to be shamed in every possible public way.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2023 09:15 PM (e4fEA)

174 168 I had seen commented earlier by JackStraw one has been ID'd as antifa.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 26, 2023 09:12 PM
Well that makes sense. After all he's already hired, got the dental plan and everything. Added bonus is he's more expendable than a trained fib. Of course that may be redundant.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2023 09:17 PM (Uv0D2)

175 That fu*ker needs to be shamed in every possible public way.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2023 09:15 PM (e4fEA)

Just carve "SHAME" into the side of a nine pound hammer. That should do nicely.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 09:18 PM (oINRc)

176 BTW, how many "Patriot Front" folks have been identified since the "demasking" over the weekend?
-----------
Two that I know of.

Matt Wallace @MattWallace888 · 21h
Remember When They Called Us Conspiracy Theorists For Saying The Feds Were Planting Fake Nazis at Rallies? 🤣
https://tinyurl.com/4fp2k4hx

Reportedly, Antifa dicks either freelancing or coordinating with the Feds. The cops were pretty quick to intervene.

Dillon Fillion @DillonFillionIA
🚨BREAKING🚨: The identities of the two FEDS have been found

https://tinyurl.com/yckzvpbw

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 09:18 PM (Vwz3I)

177 That Love Hotel video is a hoot.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 26, 2023 09:18 PM (L5Mwe)

178 Kinzinger unwittingly admits they were Feds...
Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald · 10m
Credit where it's due:
Yesterday, CNN's @AdamKinzinger broke a major story:

Masked people claiming to be with the crypto-fascist Patriot Front were attacked and unmasked in Boston by Proud Boys protesters.

Kinzinger reported the Patriot Front Nazis were federal officers.

Quote Tweet: Adam Kinzinger @AdamKinzinger · 18h
These people (all blue checks) are celebrating a seemingly MAGA assault on federal officers. Now i don’t know what this really is, but take a gander at the comments of the “patriots” who “love” America 👇👇 [twitter.com/TheKevinDalton link]

https://tinyurl.com/2p8tjpkr

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 09:19 PM (Vwz3I)

179 >>> 176 BTW, how many "Patriot Front" folks have been identified since the "demasking" over the weekend?
-----------
Two that I know of.

Matt Wallace @MattWallace888 · 21h
Remember When They Called Us Conspiracy Theorists For Saying The Feds Were Planting Fake Nazis at Rallies?
https://tinyurl.com/4fp2k4hx

Reportedly, Antifa dicks either freelancing or coordinating with the Feds. The cops were pretty quick to intervene.

Dillon Fillion @DillonFillionIA
*BREAKING*: The identities of the two FEDS have been found

https://tinyurl.com/yckzvpbw
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 09:18 PM (Vwz3I)

Who could have ever imagined this?!

I wonder what Adam Cocksuckah has to say.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 26, 2023 09:19 PM (llON8)

180 I wonder what Adam Cocksuckah has to say.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Hu?

Posted by: Wu at June 26, 2023 09:22 PM (SYTee)

181 You may scoff, but I'm living proof. Friday 7PM applied Lume as directed to pits, underboob, thighfolds, butt crack, and feet. 72 hours later-fresh as a daisy!

***Wanna sniff?***
Posted by: The Rank Organization

Senator Naddler? You don't really need a sock here.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 26, 2023 09:23 PM (3CCua)

182 Yup. The guys disguising themselves to smear the Party's political opponents as Nazis are the Real Heros.

Republican politicians are such a bunch of faggots it's almost unbelievable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 09:23 PM (oINRc)

183 That fu*ker needs to be shamed in every possible public way.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2023 09:15 PM (e4fEA)

Public caning, Singapore-style.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2023 09:24 PM (wZD/n)

184 That fu*ker needs to be shamed in every possible public way.
Posted by: Diogenes



It won't work. Shame is part of the kink.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2023 09:27 PM (sAmhv)

185 Public caning, Singapore-style.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2023 09:24 PM (wZD/n)

Stocks. In the town square.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2023 09:27 PM (e4fEA)

186 More at the thread about Brody [too long for me to cut & paste and there's a screencap]:

Amiri King @AmiriKing
It just gets weirder and weirder.

So its making the rounds on social media that one of the demasked Patriot Front members is allegedly a Ben Brody, who is a member of a Jewish fraternity.

Not to mention he’s studying criminology with hopes of graduating and working for the US government. (His words, not mine.)

https://tinyurl.com/53655uc5

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 09:28 PM (Vwz3I)

187 Huh, somehow the "smoking gun" tape of Trump talking about classified documents that will convict him just leaked.

What timing.

https://tinyurl.com/yunc44dd

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 09:29 PM (ZLI7S)

188 "Friday 7PM applied Lume as directed to pits, underboob, thighfolds, butt crack, and feet. 72 hours later-fresh as a daisy!"


Can you put some more on and go another 72 hours?

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2023 09:29 PM (iayUP)

189 A "Patriot Front" outfit ought serve the same role as a U.N. "Blue Helmet".

Pre-cleared as Targets of Opportunity. If clearly unarmed, such as PF seems to be showing, they're still prime volunteers for ass whuppins.

Keep getting those unmaskings and I.D.s. Make it impossible for the Left to hide the true nature of both PF and Aunty Fartz.

I might be gettin' a bit old to rumble in the street. But I can do a whole helluva lotta good, a block or two away with binocs and a good two-way radio.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2023 09:29 PM (e6UQI)

190 #178 It was actually Portland; Greenwald later corrected the Boston error.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 09:30 PM (Vwz3I)

191 184 That fu*ker needs to be shamed in every possible public way.
Posted by: Diogenes

it's New England, Jake

they park in front of gloryholes

with personalized license plates

Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 09:32 PM (us2H3)

192 #178 It was actually Portland; Greenwald later corrected the Boston error.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 09:30 PM (Vwz3I)


pretty amazing that someone would cross state lines to riot and intimidate people in an attempt to prevent them from availing of their civil rights.

. . . Anyhow,

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2023 09:32 PM (xhaym)

193 I might be gettin' a bit old to rumble in the street. But I can do a whole helluva lotta good, a block or two away with binocs and a good two-way radio.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2023 09:29 PM (e6UQI)


Trabuchets. With bean bags. Filled with rocks.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2023 09:32 PM (e4fEA)

194 Supposedly the 'Patriot Front' group was demasked back in June 2022 in Idaho when arrested at a Pride celebration. Funny I've not heard anything about that since that time.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 09:33 PM (CboLt)

195 A "Patriot Front" outfit ought serve the same role as a U.N. "Blue Helmet".
Pre-cleared as Targets of Opportunity. If clearly unarmed, such as PF seems to be showing, they're still prime volunteers for ass whuppins.
Keep getting those unmaskings and I.D.s. Make it impossible for the Left to hide the true nature of both PF and Aunty Fartz.
I might be gettin' a bit old to rumble in the street. But I can do a whole helluva lotta good, a block or two away with binocs and a good two-way radio.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Even if a 'blue helmet', once identified is without arms, he has limited cpu cycles left when the starving sportiness cw2 times are upon us. Same goes for PF asshoes.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 26, 2023 09:34 PM (3CCua)

196 #190 addendum:

Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald
In an unsurprising yet still-revealing development, the former FBI Assistant Director who (needless to say) now works for NBC News, @FrankFigliuzzi1, promoted what @AdamKinzinger reported was a group of feds pretending to be MAGA racists (note it was in Portland, not Boston):

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 09:34 PM (Vwz3I)

197 Supposedly the 'Patriot Front' group was demasked back in June 2022 in Idaho when arrested at a Pride celebration. Funny I've not heard anything about that since that time.
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 09:33 PM (CboLt)


Ongoing investigation. Can't release information on ongoing investigations.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2023 09:34 PM (xhaym)

198 >>> 187 Huh, somehow the "smoking gun" tape of Trump talking about classified documents that will convict him just leaked.

What timing.

https://tinyurl.com/yunc44dd
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 09:29 PM (ZLI7S)

Right after the OMG Russian "insurrection" was canceled. What a coincidence!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 26, 2023 09:34 PM (llON8)

199 Marbles.

Posted by: Kent Dorfman at June 26, 2023 09:34 PM (SYTee)

200 Keep getting those unmaskings and I.D.s. Make it impossible for the Left to hide the true nature of both PF and Aunty Fartz.

I might be gettin' a bit old to rumble in the street. But I can do a whole helluva lotta good, a block or two away with binocs and a good two-way radio.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2023 09:29 PM (e6UQI)

There are some dyes out there, that once they get on skin, cannot be washed off. Congo Red is one of them. Load a Super Soaker with some of that, and hose down the PF-fags. Dye 'em red, for Commie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2023 09:35 PM (wZD/n)

201 Lost Steely Dan song... "Second Arrangement"

https://tinyurl.com/4m3mvtma

Interesting story behind the song. Minor fan of "The Dan." Technical stuff too...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2023 09:36 PM (Q4IgG)

202 >>Right after the OMG Russian "insurrection" was canceled. What a coincidence!!!

And the evidence that Joe is a treason POS is finally coming out.

The idea that the left isn't terrified of Trump was always dumb. They know they can't beat him in a fair fight and definitely not with Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 09:37 PM (ZLI7S)

203 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2023 09:35 PM (wZD/n)

What's the blue dye banks use?

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 09:37 PM (CboLt)

204 I heard puppies on my front porch today. I looked out, two little Australian shepherds, cute as any puppies ever. I had to call the animal control because I did not want them to get run over. The lady came out and picked up the mother dog and her pups in about 15 minutes. Mama looked like she could use a few good meals. I checked the animal shelter's Farcebook page and the dogs were posted in about an hour. They are on top of it at the shelter.

Posted by: huerfano at June 26, 2023 09:38 PM (7zEAH)

205 Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2023 09:36 PM (Q4IgG)

Sounds like a "Gaucho" mash up.

Posted by: BignJames at June 26, 2023 09:38 PM (AwYPR)

206 ..There are some dyes out there, that once they get on skin, cannot be washed off. Congo Red is one of them. Load a Super Soaker with some of that, and hose down the PF-fags. Dye 'em red, for Commie. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2023 09:35 PM (wZD/n)


Mixed with a healthy dose of 100% Labratory Grade Capsaicin, I think that'd be a great idea.

Real, live Screaming Red Meemees! What's not to love about that?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2023 09:41 PM (e6UQI)

207 Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow
There must have been several scores of leaks against Trump involving testimony, documents, audio, etc., and they're all obviously coming from the government. Trump's lawyers need to file an immediate motion, with the long list of leaks as an exhibit, asking that the entire case be dismissed because of prosecutorial misconduct and the government's effort to influence the jury pool. Moreover, I would insist that the court determine whether DOJ has opened investigations into these felonies. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW!

Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres
BREAKING.

Jack Smith and DOJ just leaked the Trump audio tape to CNN.

This is what DOJ thinks is their smoking gun.

Trump responded last week and said he did NOT show secret documents.
https://tinyurl.com/fbswd8m9

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 09:41 PM (Vwz3I)

208 Jack Smith and DOJ just leaked the Trump audio tape to CNN.

Unhuh
Sure.
Somehow my BS meter is pegged.
This may be a story but it isn't the whole story...nor will CNN ever tell the whole story.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2023 09:46 PM (e4fEA)

209 I think it's the audio [or was it text only] released/leaked last week about PDT showing someone 'papers' about the planned Iran invasion. PDT has already said he was showing newspaper clippings or similar to the person IIRC.

Breaking911 @Breaking911
BREAKING: CNN obtains audio of Donald Trump talking about classified documents in 2021

"This is secret information. [...] These are the papers. This was done by the military and given to me. [...] As President I could have declassified it — now I can’t, you know — but this is still a secret. Isn't that interesting? It’s so cool."

Just A Guy In Texas @Just_A_Guy_N_TX
So let me get this straight…Someone at the DOJ has leaked evidence in an active “criminal” investigation/trial of the privileged communications of a former United States President and his legal counsel to CNN so that he can be put on trial in the court of public opinion while this President has a gag order on discussing the evidence in this case and is unable to defend himself? Wow

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 09:46 PM (Vwz3I)

210 Often the best part of the day. 😘

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect and speeds the security clearances at June 26, 2023 09:47 PM (GshMh)

211 Yeah, Trump's lawyers better swing for the fences but given the state of the judiciary today, I'm not sure it will help.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2023 09:47 PM (5xURv)

212 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 1h
NEW: FBI denies claims it had undercover provocateurs at Oregon Pride event

“We are appalled…”
[by recent online allegations that the FBI had personnel posing as protesters in Oregon City, OR this weekend. Any such claims are absolutely false. -- Special Agent In Charge Kieran L. Ramsey]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 09:50 PM (Vwz3I)

213 Seems Andy forgot the law since 2012.

Swamp creatures gonna swamp.

https://tinyurl.com/2ykc34y6

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 09:50 PM (ZLI7S)

214 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2023 09:51 PM (OQM6D)

215 “We are appalled…”

Welcome to the club.

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2023 09:51 PM (iayUP)

216 Rhode Island State Senator keyed a car that had a Biden sucks sticker. He of course denied it until the 'Let's Go to the Video' moment.

You want a Low Trust society, this is how you get a Low Trust society.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 26, 2023 09:52 PM (p8A+W)

217 Biden - 'I sold state secrets'

Trump - 'I have classified documents'

Only one of these will be prosecuted

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2023 09:53 PM (5xURv)

218 212 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 1h
NEW: FBI denies claims it had undercover provocateurs at Oregon Pride event

“We are appalled…”
[by recent online allegations that the FBI had personnel posing as protesters in Oregon City, OR this weekend. Any such claims are absolutely false. -- Special Agent In Charge Kieran L. Ramsey]
Posted by: andycanuck



Well, good thing that Trust in our Institutions is still high! We can totally believe the FBI!! They have a TV show on CBS!!

(cough)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2023 09:53 PM (sAmhv)

219 “We are appalled…”
[by recent online allegations that the FBI had personnel posing as protesters in Oregon City, OR this weekend. Any such claims are absolutely false. -- Special Agent In Charge Kieran L. Ramsey]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 09:50 PM (Vwz3I)
===
And there's your confirmation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 26, 2023 09:54 PM (RIvkX)

220 219 “We are appalled…”
[by recent online allegations that the FBI had personnel posing as protesters in Oregon City, OR this weekend. Any such claims are absolutely false. -- Special Agent In Charge Kieran L. Ramsey]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 09:50 PM (Vwz3I)
===
And there's your confirmation.
Posted by: San Franpsycho



Yep.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2023 09:56 PM (sAmhv)

221 Breaking911 @Breaking911
JUST IN: Iconic Titanic Actor, Who Played Ancestor Of Titan Sub CEO Stockton Rush’s Wife, Dies

breaking911.com
Lew Palter, Titanic Actor, Dies at 94
A beloved actor and teacher, renowned for his role in James Cameron’s Titanic, has passed away, his family says. Lew Palter, who portrayed the retail tycoon Isidor Strauss in the film, lost his battle with lung cancer at the age of 94 on May 21. His daughter, Catherine Palter, confirmed the news to The Hollywood reporter.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 09:57 PM (Vwz3I)

222 Couple of really great points made in those unmasking Patriot Front twitter feeds.

All of them are trim and slim and love the masks. MAGA folks often have beer guts and the like. Look a lot like what the crowd that unmasked them look like. Patriot Front looks uniformly like feds/antifa.

Have you ever heard of a white supremacist that was ashamed? They don't wear masks. They're proud as hell of being white, being white supremacists, and they'll have tattoos everywhere to make sure you know it.

Not Patriot Front, though.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 26, 2023 09:57 PM (kb4+v)

223 Have you ever heard of a white supremacist that was ashamed? They don't wear masks. They're proud as hell of being white, being white supremacists, and they'll have tattoos everywhere to make sure you know it.

Not Patriot Front, though.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 26, 2023 09:57 PM (kb4+

Dude you may want to retract and adjust.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 10:06 PM (CboLt)

224 Dude you may want to retract and adjust.

--

?

Have you never seen any actual white supremacist stuff on the news back in the 80s and 90s?

The Patriot Front skinny jean white supremacist nazi guys are covered from head to toe, exactly the opposite of how actual white supremacists behave.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 26, 2023 10:13 PM (kb4+v)

225 Any limp-dick with an ounce of American history under their belts could have seen this total rickety Ass false flag for what it was.

That said...it was the same for the TIKI TORCH BOYS....OH YES...right after Trump was elected.

Trump went after the SWAMP...and they came after him TOOTH & NAIL for the ENTIRE of his term and still hound him to this day because they ARE AFRAID!!!


TRUMP 2024!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 26, 2023 10:13 PM (UsQA1)

226 ONT is up.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 10:14 PM (Vwz3I)

227 Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 26, 2023 10:13 PM (kb4+v)

Come on. You don't see a problem with saying white supremacists never wear masks?

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 10:18 PM (CboLt)

228 Come on. You don't see a problem with saying white supremacists never wear masks?

--

You're thinking of Democrats from the past.

I'm talking about the neo-Nazi folks in the present. See also: Ukranian soldiers

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 26, 2023 10:20 PM (kb4+v)

229 I honestly would've thought this part

" and they'll have tattoos everywhere to make sure you know it. "

would've been sufficient.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 26, 2023 10:21 PM (kb4+v)

230 BEN BRODY claims in short video it's not him unmasked as Antifa.
https://tinyurl.com/ycper9b3

A long thread going up to the top from the tweet with the video link but there's also a side-by-side photo comparison just under the video tweet too.

Here are the Brody comparison photos more directly. Too bad there isn't a real good profile or ear screencap from his video.

https://tinyurl.com/42w2fne2

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 11:49 PM (Vwz3I)

231 BRODY UPDATE: There's a screencap from someone's video showing the Antifa with a bad gash on the top right side of his head along the hairline that he's reacting to in the left-profile-only photos of him in the original very-top tweet's three photos. So it's probably not him. [Corrected version of my ONT comment.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 12:38 AM (Vwz3I)

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