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Scientific Study: Attractive Women More Likely to be Right-Wing; Left-Wing Women More Likely to be Unattractive, and Filled With Ugly "Contempt"
Wow this study's conclusions are so counter-intuitive!
Attractive women are more likely to be right-wing, according to a study published in Scientific Reports in late May. The study conducted using deep learning techniques applied to public data found that left-leaning women are more likely to hold contempt and be unattractive when compared to their right-wing counterparts. What's even crazier is that the study proved with a terrifying degree of accuracy that you can essentially predict a woman's political leanings based on a single photograph of their face. The researchers' predictions were accurate 61% of the time, suggesting we have officially reached a new level of dystopian nightmares. ... Another key finding was the notion that left-leaning women hold more contempt... Other studies have found that liberal women under the age of 30 are also more likely to suffer from mental health disorders, and are the most statistically unhappy demographic of all Americans, according to Evie Magazine.
That article runs with a picture of Megan Rapinoe. Which I totally don't understand -- she's not right-wing at all! More from The Week in Woke: A former NH state representative has been charged with distributing photographs of sexual abuse in progress. When I tell you the article goes on for four paragraphs without specifying his political party, I think you'll be able to Guess That Party, before they finally reveal it.
Former state Rep. Stacie Marie Laughton of Derry, the first openly transgender person elected to the N.H. House of Representatives, was arrested Thursday by Nashua police on charges she allegedly distributed child sexual abuse images, officials said.Any guesses yet about "Stacie's" political party? And what does "the first openly transgender" mean? Do you mean there have been lots of transgender office-holders before this, but no one could tell they were transgender?
On Tuesday, June 20, Nashua police responded to a local facility for a juvenile matter, officials said in a release. Officers spoke with individuals there who indicated Laughton allegedly distributed sexually explicit images of children, police said. Detectives from the Special Investigations Division applied for and were granted a warrant for Laughton's arrest. She was arrested Thursday with distribution of child sexual abuse images. She was also charged with three additional counts of distribution of child sexual abuse images, Nashua police said.
"She." Boy, women sure are committing a lot of sex crimes lately! You ladies need to get yourselves under control!
... According to published reports, Laughton was arrested for stalking in September 2022, and again later that same year. Laughton was arrested on a warrant in Hudson on a stalking order charge, and accused by police of communicating with the victim on social media on Nov. 8. She was also accused of stalking and harassment, according to Nashua police. After it became clear Laughton wasn't present at the State House for the swearing in of House members on Organization Day in December 2022, New Hampshire Democratic Party Chair Ray Buckley called on Laughton to resign. In her December 2022 Facebook message, Laughton said she's been "dealing with a lot."Yeahhh... maybe that understates it a scootch.
More on "Stacie's" previous stalking charges, which of course were covered up for his election.
... In 2008, Laughton was convicted of conspiracy to commit credit card fraud while living in Laconia as a man. After winning election in 2012, Laughton resigned after the felony conviction came to light. And, in 2015, Laughton was sentenced to a suspended six-month jail term for reporting a bomb threat at a local hospital and voluntarily admitted herself to a mental health and addiction treatment facility in Vermont.
Xe walks in beauty
Seems to me that this person has been released from custody again and again because of his made-up "gender." And here we are. He'll probably get another suspended sentence for the child pr0n. Bud Light takes biggest sales hit yet this past week, since the Dylan Mulvaney controversy started. They suffered a whopping 26.8% year-over-year drop, indicating that the boycott isn't weakening. Maybe it's even picking up steam.
Bud Light suffered its worst weekly sales drop since the nation's No. 1 beer brand launched an ill-fated marketing tie-up with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney. For the week ending June 10, Bud Light sales dropped by a whopping 26.8%, according to the latest data from Bump Williams Consulting and NielsenIQ. That's wider than the 24.4% drop seen during the prior week -- and topped the all-time previous worst plunge of 25.7% during the week ended May 20 -- since the beer giant got into bed with Mulvaney on April 1.But Coors Light says to Bud Light: Hold muh beer.
Coors Light stands firm as title sponsor of Denver Pride Parade despite Bud Light controversy Coors Light appears resolved in its decision to remain the title sponsor of the Denver Pride Parade, despite potential backlash from customers and controversy surrounding its competitor, Bud Light, over the company's collaboration with transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney. The Coors Light Denver Pride Parade, which expects 15,000 people marching and at least another 100,000 watching on Sunday, is also sponsored by dozens of other companies including JPMorgan Chase & Co., Verizon, Visa, Walmart, Amazon, Target and Starbucks. Rex Fuller, CEO of the Gay Lesbian Bisexual and Transgender Community Center of Colorado, which organizes the parade, told Axios Denver that no sponsors of the Denver Pride Parade have expressed concern about potential backlash or criticism for their sponsorship of the event. "This is kind of the hard part of allyship," Fuller told Axios. "We are in a time period when it can be quite fashionable in some corners to pretty openly express homophobic, transphobic (sentiments) and racism, and I think that can make this uncomfortable at some points."Keep talking, Groomers. Support for gay relationships has fallen by seven points, because the Rainbow Jihad will apparently not stop until they've mainstreamed the sexualization of children.
The Coors Light Denver Pride Parade will take place on Sunday. An expected 15,000 people will march in the parade and about 100,000 people will be watching. The beer company is not worried about potential backlash from its customers. It is separating itself from Bud Light's controversial collaboration with transgender performance artist Dylan Mulvaney.
Chris Rufo spoke to a doctor at a children's hospital. The doctor will only speak anonymously, because he will be driven out of his occupation if he speaks openly about transitioning children.
Karine Jean-Pierre, Who Walks in History as Well as Profound, In-the-Bones Ignorance, was asked about the documented fact that girls can be badly injured when forced to participate in sports with boys. She declared that this just wasn't true, and furthermore, that it was "dangerous" to say that girls were in danger from boys pretending to be girls, because that put the transgenders in dangers. As far as the girls being in danger? Who cares. Mostly wy bytches anyway.
He has now chosen to speak out, on condition of anonymity, because he is alarmed by the sudden corruption of the medical community. His colleagues, many of whom oppose transgender interventions, have so far chosen to stay silent. This interview has been edited for length and clarity. Christopher Rufo: Please begin by setting the scene. What's it like in a major children's hospital in the United States regarding transgender interventions for children? Physician: I think the best way to answer that question is to talk about the cultural shift that happened in 2020, because transgender ideology and Covid are inextricably linked. Normally, doctors operate by the authority of the professional societies that govern our specific practice. That worked because the individuals in those institutions were reliable, intelligent, and thoughtful. But with Covid in 2020, we started getting medical decrees without peer review or evidence--you saw this with masks, social distancing, and emergency-use authorizations. These decrees were expressed as something that everyone had to do, without justification based on sound science. The other thing was censorship. If you were to ask questions or express doubt about these medical decrees, you would be ostracized within your department, and you stood a good chance of being publicly humiliated, severely reprimanded, or fired. That's when transgender ideology really took off. Within these academic institutions, so-called experts in the field of transgender medicine would simply declare that puberty blockers and other interventions were the gold standard of care. The evidence to support this is completely fraudulent, but no dissent was permitted. Everyone within the medical community knew that if he questioned transgender ideology, he would suffer the same type of repercussions that had happened during Covid. The best way to describe the environment would be as an authoritarian, censorious culture that discourages any meaningful debate and encourages the demonization of anyone who asks questions. ... Rufo: And yet, these are medical doctors. They presumably understand basic human biology. They presumably agree with the dictum, "first, do no harm." And yet they've bought into this not just abstractly but concretely; they're performing these procedures. How does all their background knowledge crumble in the face of these ideas? Physician: I believe it's because they've bought into the false ideology of transgenderism. And when people have a false ideology, they need a way to separate themselves from nonbelievers and to express their faith to other believers. And if these rituals are not derived from a cultural heritage with a moral tradition, they become susceptible to unbound human depravity.
Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre: "What you're alluding to is that transgender kids are dangerous."
— Genevieve Gluck (@WomenReadWomen) June 14, 2023
This is one reason why the myth of the "transgender child" is promoted. It provides a shield for misogynistic policies, and for the adults behind them.pic.twitter.com/AIoE6ycN7v
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 23, 2023 06:31 PM (wzAuc)
Just a little bit of male pattern baldness there, "Stacie".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 23, 2023 06:32 PM (pNxlR)
No, what we are alluding to is that you are a historically ignorant talking toilet wand.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 23, 2023 06:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2023 06:34 PM (wIpch)
Posted by: ... at June 23, 2023 06:36 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2023 06:36 PM (OX9vb)
With donks it is a 33% chance.
Posted by: sven at June 23, 2023 06:36 PM (X0I7i)
What do you expect...that mutant freak is a Red Sox fan. That's how they behave.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Y'know, I can endure Yankees' fans, but Red Sox' fans are just "ugh".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 23, 2023 06:38 PM (pNxlR)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
I would guess - 'Yes'. Seriously.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2023 06:38 PM (q3ANs)
For now.
Beer drinkers have been opting for Coors Light in the wake of the controversy over Bud Light’s marketing campaign. But investors should be wary of taking that as a reason to chase the stock rise in Molson Coors (TAP -0.44%) according to analysts at Wells Fargo
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2023 06:38 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 23, 2023 06:38 PM (Js3tc)
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Along with everything else, I notice they have further devalued women. Didn't it used to be "LGBT etc"? Not the lezzies are in 2nd place.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 23, 2023 06:38 PM (brAQZ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 23, 2023 06:39 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2023 06:39 PM (W3A8K)
Danger hair/piercings/no makeup, or extreme makeup would for sure ID liberal. Nice hair, nice makeup (if worn), smile, would steer me toward conservative.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2023 06:39 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2023 06:40 PM (pal1B)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 23, 2023 06:40 PM (7fCUo)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 23, 2023 06:38 PM (pNxlR)
Preach it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2023 06:40 PM (wIpch)
#DropKickTheTs!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 23, 2023 06:40 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Allen at June 23, 2023 06:40 PM (Ctbnt)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2023 06:40 PM (s35lK)
OceanGate's 'adult' response to one of the industry experts warning them of the dangers in 2018, "our lawyers will contact you to cease and desist."
Guess what OceanGate, Mother Nature is a very very cruel being who doesn't care about your 'innovations'
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2023 06:40 PM (pal1B)
Before: Pretty
After: Tats, shaved heads, fishing tackle in the face. The lot.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 23, 2023 06:40 PM (Js3tc)
Posted by: Ben Had
Amen!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2023 06:43 PM (q3ANs)
After: Tats, shaved heads, fishing tackle in the face. The lot.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
And here I thought they had had unfortunate accidents while disarming unexploded ordinance.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 23, 2023 06:43 PM (pNxlR)
It's also remarkable how a woman who is only moderately attractive, who also adheres to wholesome family values, can smile and suddenly become a 10/10.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2023 06:43 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 23, 2023 06:43 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: pookysgirl, always a mom at June 23, 2023 06:43 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2023 06:43 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2023 06:43 PM (vHIgi)
Posted by: Acela Runs Through It at June 23, 2023 06:44 PM (Nn3xT)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 23, 2023 06:43 PM
Same here !
Posted by: The Sinker Sub at June 23, 2023 06:44 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 23, 2023 06:44 PM (Vwz3I)
And they can't have satisfying sex lives...and they know it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2023 06:44 PM (wIpch)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 23, 2023 06:45 PM (wzAuc)
Danger hair/piercings/no makeup, or extreme makeup would for sure ID liberal. Nice hair, nice makeup (if worn), smile, would steer me toward conservative.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2023 06:39 PM (OX9vb)
I believe the parameters were purely physiognomic. So, no.
Structural beauty.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 23, 2023 06:45 PM (7fCUo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 23, 2023 06:43 PM (17s+e)
I made a joke, but there is some truth to this. Attitude really helps, and intelligence
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2023 06:45 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2023 06:46 PM (vHIgi)
I don't think Conservative is the proper description. Maybe just someone not bug nutz crazy.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 23, 2023 06:46 PM (Js3tc)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 23, 2023 06:46 PM (ENBF0)
OceanGate to those calling them to be cautious in 2018, "you just want to stop innovation!"
Nah, we've done that particular "innovation" that you pulled this week with empty beer cans and our foreheads for decades. Kudos to you for finding a cool place to do it, though!
-- kollege kidz, drunk on our asses
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 23, 2023 06:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2023 06:40 PM (s35lK)
Go on....
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2023 06:46 PM (NtVYv)
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Don't you dare point out things that everyone sees with their own eyes!!!
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 23, 2023 06:46 PM (sSzZe)
I closed one eye and Eye-Patch McCain loaned me a spare and I'm touch-typing right now, not hunt and peck.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 23, 2023 06:47 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: MkY at June 23, 2023 06:47 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Acela Runs Through It at June 23, 2023 06:44 PM (Nn3xT)
Coward. Loser. Weakling.
Maybe the god damn Phils should be better?
Maybe you shouldn't come to Phils home games?
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 23, 2023 06:47 PM (7fCUo)
They are the leftovers of what it means to be be a woman and that has left them with a backlog of anger that will last them multiple lifetimes which is a great thing cuz they have enough anger to go around for all their Sybil type personalities and then some.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 23, 2023 06:47 PM (/uFDb)
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Innovation = not testing the equipment between dives
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 23, 2023 06:47 PM (sSzZe)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2023 06:48 PM (NtVYv)
Yankees fans are unbearable, Red Sox fans are expodentially worse, but Phillies fans take the crown for Schmuckdom.
Posted by: Acela Runs Through It at June 23, 2023 06:44 PM
:: Sends cascade of 'D' cell batteries from the 700 level in your direction ::
Posted by: Mild Mannered Philles Fan at June 23, 2023 06:48 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at June 23, 2023 06:48 PM (VMFAF)
Stacie is hideous
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Well, she's a guy, so ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 23, 2023 06:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Acela Runs Through It at June 23, 2023 06:44 PM (Nn3xT)
Coward. Loser. Weakling.
Maybe the god damn Phils should be better?
Maybe you shouldn't come to Phils home games?
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 23, 2023 06:47 PM (7fCUo)
Eagles Fans peppered Santa with snowballs.
Posted by: Archer at June 23, 2023 06:48 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: wth at June 23, 2023 06:48 PM (v0R5T)
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Yep. And as another poster pointed out, angry, ugly feminists somehow figured out how to get women to put tattoos all over themselves, too, to make even attractive women ugly just like them.
It's an attack. Nothing less.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 23, 2023 06:49 PM (sSzZe)
They are the leftovers of what it means to be be a woman and that has left them with a backlog of anger that will last them multiple lifetimes which is a great thing cuz they have enough anger to go around for all their Sybil type personalities and then some.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 23, 2023 06:47 PM (/uFDb)
yeah, good desc. Go on....
You forgot about just plain being loathsome
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2023 06:49 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2023 06:48 PM (NtVYv)
I think the muppet is probably a one, but I really need to see dat azz to decide. She hides it better than Janine Turner on Northern Exposure.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 23, 2023 06:50 PM (aD39U)
“I’m not suicidal, and just trying to get by every day with what I’ve been dealt."
With what you've been dealt??? What have you dealt to the child who was being abused in your photos?? DIAF. ASAP.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2023 06:50 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2023 06:50 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Archer at June 23, 2023 06:48 PM (gmo/4)
He was a crap Santa.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 23, 2023 06:50 PM (7fCUo)
Posted by: wth at June 23, 2023 06:48 PM (v0R5T)
Rapala beauty queen, with a side of Krockodiles
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2023 06:51 PM (NtVYv)
But in Hollywood women are the most superior thing of anything.
Also confused by this.
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2023 06:51 PM (iziT8)
https://tinyurl.com/26zdmh2n
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"As a gay man who came out in 2005 and fought for LGBT rights, we are being set back by 30 years because we have started messing with our children," Barnes said. "
hahahaha
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 23, 2023 06:51 PM (sSzZe)
I have a 28 and a 24 year old sons and I kinda wanted to see what they were up against, dating wise. I would not wish today's environment on my worst enemy.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 23, 2023 06:52 PM (Js3tc)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2023 06:52 PM (s35lK)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 23, 2023 06:52 PM (CecP5)
Eagles Fans peppered Santa with snowballs.
Posted by: Archer at June 23, 2023 06:48 PM
Because Santa sucked ass. Philly doesn't tolerate incompetence - unless you're a Mayor with a desire to burn down a block of row homes. That's permitted.
Posted by: Mild Mannered Philles Fan at June 23, 2023 06:52 PM (enJYY)
I’m not suicidal, and just trying to get by every day with what I’ve been dealt.
You were dealt a daily beating with an ugly stick?
Damn, I got off easy!
-- Sisyphus
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 23, 2023 06:52 PM (pNxlR)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Lack of Resting Bitch Face will make her prettier, yes.
Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2023 06:53 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 23, 2023 06:53 PM (sSzZe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2023 06:53 PM (urC9Q)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 23, 2023 06:53 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Mild Mannered Philles Fan at June 23, 2023 06:52 PM (enJYY)
It's really not hard to understand.
Just do your damn job.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 23, 2023 06:53 PM (7fCUo)
Posted by: DJ at June 23, 2023 06:54 PM (uosPt)
That's when transgender ideology really took off.
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Once you get rid of standards everything else falls down. Evil never sleeps.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 23, 2023 06:54 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2023 06:54 PM (R/m4+)
No clear advantage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1jCOkyuzCs
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 23, 2023 06:55 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 23, 2023 06:55 PM (Cus5s)
She declared that this just wasn't true, and furthermore, that it was "dangerous" to say that girls were in danger from boys pretending to be girls, because that put the transgenders in dangers.
As far as the girls being in danger? Who cares. Mostly wy bytches anyway.
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Unless the girls are young enough and close enough for Joe to sniff them they don't matter.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 23, 2023 06:55 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2023 06:55 PM (guGkK)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Lack of Resting Bitch Face will make her prettier, yes
Even traditionally pretty women look off when they have such internal negativity, not to mention external negativity. The plainest of women can look radiant when they..well..radiate joy. This is scientific fact. 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2023 06:55 PM (ZdaMQ)
Wonder if he has a talking dog.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2023 06:54 PM (R/m4+)
Think David Berkowitz was fucking his dog too?
Posted by: Archer at June 23, 2023 06:55 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2023 06:52 PM (s35lK)
I am in Texas for work about 50% of the time. (oil and gas ) I have to come visit Y'all at a MoMe. Maybe get on the reloading bench and have a couple of my best rifles ready for accuracy and fun for people.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2023 06:56 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 23, 2023 06:56 PM (7fCUo)
Posted by: DJ at June 23, 2023 06:54 PM (uosPt)
he would end up looking like Danny DeVito in clown makeup.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 23, 2023 06:56 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 23, 2023 06:56 PM (Js3tc)
Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2023 06:56 PM (W3A8K)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Lack of Resting Bitch Face will make her prettier, yes.
Posted by: mikeski
Only after dropping 300 lbs and surgery to get rid of he excessive hanging flesh.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 23, 2023 06:56 PM (/uFDb)
That sodomite looks like David Berkowitz.
Wonder if he has a talking dog.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
Arf!
-- Sandy
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 23, 2023 06:56 PM (pNxlR)
BRILLIANT!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 23, 2023 06:57 PM (up/3i)
JT The Wonder Dog finished up his service dog recertification today and the (very short) videos were submitted for review. We borrowed Pooky's niece and hit a local store we had asked ahead of time, and it went well. The cashiers rewarded him with treats and we brought home a cow femur for him. He's still chomping on it. :-D
Posted by: pookysgirl, now watching for bone chips at June 23, 2023 06:57 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: huerfano at June 23, 2023 06:57 PM (7zEAH)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at June 23, 2023 06:57 PM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 23, 2023 06:57 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Blutarski
Everyone here has read me say this before: I counseled all my sons to seek moral, marriage minded women at Pro Life marches and events. Two out of four took my advice and hit the jackpot.
And, to my eye, all the women at those events are lovely.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2023 06:58 PM (q3ANs)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2023 06:52 PM (s35lK)
How much does a soiboi weigh compared to a hen?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2023 06:58 PM (llON8)
Posted by: wth at June 23, 2023 06:58 PM (v0R5T)
Stacie Laughton is an Oscar Mayer Pork Products Rendering Plant 1.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
She's a shoo-in to be the next Scrapple Queen, though!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 23, 2023 06:58 PM (pNxlR)
BRILLIANT!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 23, 2023 06:58 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at June 23, 2023 06:57 PM (YQ4mh)
That's not funny.
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at June 23, 2023 06:58 PM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: Troy McClure at June 23, 2023 06:58 PM (T/Lqj)
And can't meme.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 23, 2023 06:58 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2023 06:59 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at June 23, 2023 06:57 PM (YQ4mh)
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
Posted by: Karen McKarenface, Winesatzgruppen Leader at June 23, 2023 06:59 PM (llON8)
Predator 1 and 2 aka Venus and Serena Williams both lost handily to a 203 ranked club pro tennis player.
The bespectacled black chick being deposed this week says unironically that they are the strongest tennis players in the world.
Posted by: sven at June 23, 2023 06:59 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA
That DeLaura woman who is a Rep from I think Connecticut? The ugliest person I've ever seen that I knew for certain was not involved in an industrial accident.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 23, 2023 07:00 PM (Js3tc)
If you've ever had to winch a fat chick out of a sticky mud pit, you would understand.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2023 07:00 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: DJ at June 23, 2023 06:54 PM (uosPt)
........
Maybe a sleeveless red one, matching lipstick and platform heels?
Posted by: wth at June 23, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at June 23, 2023 07:00 PM (YQ4mh)
BNO News @BNONews · 17m
Russian state TV airs special news bulletin at 1:30 a.m., calling Wagner leader Prigozhin's allegations "fake"
[Russia's Channel One. I understand they cancelled Hey, Giorgi to air it!]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 23, 2023 07:00 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2023 06:56 PM (NtVYv)
You really must!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2023 07:00 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 23, 2023 07:00 PM (xOL0y)
First game, I took a hot shot up the line at third, set, threw... and the girl at first base said "No... " and cowered.
I walked off.
Posted by: MkY at June 23, 2023 07:01 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2023 07:01 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 23, 2023 06:56 PM (Js3tc)
"Rectification of the Names" -- Confucius, who say that no fcking horse, that deer
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2023 07:01 PM (llON8)
Posted by: PG at June 23, 2023 07:01 PM (84jHt)
It looks like everyone is trying to ring the bell on the cruelty game this evening
* picks up big hammer and sets stance *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 23, 2023 07:02 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tonypete
Good advice! I'll see them both on a fishing trip in a few weeks. I think I'll broach the subject. Mrs Blutarski would really like some grandchildren.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 23, 2023 07:02 PM (Js3tc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at
Owwwwwwww!
I have no piercings as described. But still. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2023 07:02 PM (ZdaMQ)
Russian state TV airs special news bulletin at 1:30 a.m., calling Wagner leader Prigozhin's allegations "fake"
That settles it then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2023 07:02 PM (guGkK)
If they cancel the 0230 Juggling show it is defcon 1.
Posted by: sven at June 23, 2023 07:02 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2023 06:56 PM (NtVYv)
You really must!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2023 07:00 PM (OX9vb)
Do it!!!
You like bacon, don't you?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2023 07:03 PM (llON8)
Now I know I'm old. I have no idea what a wy bytch is. Or at least, the wy part. Bytch I know about, I've been one too often.
And congrats to JT the Wonder Dog!!! I hope Pooky is having an easier time doing things with him!!
Posted by: Moki at June 23, 2023 07:03 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 23, 2023 07:03 PM (/f1w5)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 23, 2023 06:57 PM (CecP5)
Yup. Don't tell the Missus, but I'll sometimes wake up in the early morning and just look at her while she's sleeping. (And it's not from a tree house across the street with high power binoculars.)
turns out I still kinda like her, even 35 years later.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 23, 2023 07:03 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 23, 2023 07:04 PM (Vwz3I)
Hubby and I both raised our hands.
It's rough out there for a single person of any age.
Posted by: Just Lily at June 23, 2023 07:04 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: sven at June 23, 2023 06:59 PM
The boys basketball team when I was in high school lo so many years ago beat the girls volleyball team despite never having played one game of volleyball before. They were faster, stronger and more athletic. Facts is facts.
Posted by: huerfano at June 23, 2023 07:04 PM (7zEAH)
And they can't have satisfying sex lives...and they know it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2023 06:44 PM (wIpch)
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There isn't a skerrick of femininity in that mugshot, it is just an ugly man.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 23, 2023 07:04 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 23, 2023 07:04 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2023 07:05 PM (tSm1s)
'Male Marine vs Female Marine pugil fight.'
Hahaha.
Those other marines were *mad* at him. I guess they don't value aggression anymore.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 23, 2023 07:05 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
........
maybe with a paper bag.
Posted by: Oscar Mayer Pork Products Rendering Plant Lineworkers Union at June 23, 2023 07:05 PM (v0R5T)
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I think it's supposed to be chainsaw night!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 23, 2023 07:05 PM (Vwz3I)
https://tinyurl.com/2odd8ckg
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2023 07:05 PM (gUQwJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2023 07:05 PM (tSm1s)
I have heard tales of the exuberant vivaciousness of Ben Had. Were they all lies???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2023 07:06 PM (guGkK)
I have no piercings as described. But still. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2023 07:02 PM (ZdaMQ)
I let my earring holes close when the nephews were little because they'd even tug on the studs. (Plus I have a nickel allergy and earrings were not as well labeled when I was a kid.) Now Pookette wants her ears pierced to display my handmade jewelry and I'm considering getting them re-pierced.
Posted by: pookysgirl, messing around with UV resin at June 23, 2023 07:06 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Allen at June 23, 2023 07:06 PM (Ctbnt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 23, 2023 07:03 PM (T/Lqj)
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Maybe you should try that sometime--you know, just to keep things fresh!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2023 07:06 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA
My daughter, my oldest, is in theater arts. She was raised right, but was pulled to the dark side by her profession. She has: gotten fat (I think because of antidepressants), gotten tats, and sworn off marriage and kids. She told Mrs Blutarski that because we were not socialists we wanted to put gays in prison camps (because she was told by people she worked with). She said this unironically.
I still love her but I've lost her.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 23, 2023 07:07 PM (Js3tc)
I let my earring holes close when the nephews were little because they'd even tug on the studs. (Plus I have a nickel allergy and earrings were not as well labeled when I was a kid.) Now Pookette wants her ears pierced to display my handmade jewelry and I'm considering getting them re-pierced.
Posted by: pookysgirl,
My ears are pierced. My mom was French, so this was done at a few weeks old. Other body parts are not. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2023 07:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
_________________________
I know I'm not the only one that has noticed this. But, I can look a photograph of an adult male and tell you if he leans towards being a pedophile. They all seem to have the same look to them. It's not definable, but very visible none-the-less.
Posted by: Orson at June 23, 2023 07:08 PM (+mki2)
Even better, Ron Glass got the detail later, and he looked pretty damn good. But he was pissed because he had to shave his mustache.
Barney Miller was a really great show.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 23, 2023 07:08 PM (T/Lqj)
Always said I wasn't looking for someone I could live with but someone I couldn't live without. I set too high a bar.
Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2023 07:08 PM (W3A8K)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA
That's not funny!
Posted by: Amy Schumer, extra-meta version at June 23, 2023 07:08 PM (DgGvY)
I still love her but I've lost her.
Oof. That's tragic. So sorry.
I feel blessed that my one and only spawn is thoroughly based.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2023 07:08 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son
She is a lucky woman.
And you, a lucky man.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2023 07:08 PM (q3ANs)
--
Don't let them eat the wedding cake!
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 23, 2023 07:09 PM (sSzZe)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
That's it! I knew I was wrong but thought I was close.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 23, 2023 07:09 PM (Js3tc)
Imagine being the lucky devil to be stalked by that, huh?
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2023 07:09 PM (iziT8)
Imagine being the lucky devil to be stalked by that, huh?
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2023 07:09 PM (iziT
Better not hide in the chainsaw shed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2023 07:10 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2023 07:10 PM (tSm1s)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 23, 2023 07:11 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 23, 2023 07:11 PM (brAQZ)
I still love her but I've lost her.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually
Love her anyway and wait. She may come back. I have had this with my older 2. They are both marching back to the right. I am keeping all the I told you sos in my head.
I will pray for all of you, I know how this hurts.
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2023 07:11 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2023 07:11 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2023 07:06 PM (BpYfr)
Ha! or just stand in the middle of the living room staring at her as she reads. She would love that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 23, 2023 07:11 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2023 07:12 PM (xhxe8)
'I still love her but I've lost her.'
Yeesh. I'm sorry. I'm worried about my 17 year old for this exact reason.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 23, 2023 07:12 PM (roH4R)
Even better, Ron Glass got the detail later, and he looked pretty damn good. But he was pissed because he had to shave his mustache.
Barney Miller was a really great show.
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"I want to look good, not better!"
And Det. Sgt. [later Capt.] voted Republican!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 23, 2023 07:13 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: huerfano at June 23, 2023 07:04 PM (7zEAH)
You understand why I really hated dodgeball in coed gym class.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2023 07:13 PM (OX9vb)
True, yet gentle counsel to do so, e.g. "Calm down." often seems to have a deleterious, indeed opposite, effect.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2023 07:13 PM (a3Q+t)
and has an OnlyFans account
So... does that mean she's libertarian?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 23, 2023 07:13 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: President Select Decaf"
Hollywood legend has it he lost a bet to Woody Harrelson.
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2023 07:14 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: BignJames at June 23, 2023 07:14 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 23, 2023 07:14 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Allen at June 23, 2023 07:14 PM (Jr4Jn)
Posted by: Moki at June 23, 2023 07:03 PM (JrN/x)
Kids will walk up to him and ask to pet JT, and Pooky will SMILE and say yes. This is such a huge improvment!
Posted by: pookysgirl, at June 23, 2023 07:14 PM (dtlDP)
and has an OnlyFans account
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger
So, do you get a cut when you're both on camera?
Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2023 07:15 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mild Mannered Philles Fan
(The Philadelphia Flyers have left the chat)
Posted by: Philadelphia Flyers at June 23, 2023 07:15 PM (KY22T)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 23, 2023 07:15 PM (Vwz3I)
***********
Stockholms Syndrome is a real thing
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 23, 2023 07:16 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 23, 2023 07:07 PM (Js3tc)
That was essentially me in college. Give her time; you gave her a good foundation, and she may return. Prayers that it will be so.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 23, 2023 07:16 PM (OX9vb)
>and has an OnlyFans account
Oh. That will end well.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2023 07:17 PM (lHBDC)
*************
I refuse to go anywhere near any camera in her general proximity, so I'm safe
I think
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 23, 2023 07:17 PM (VTu1l)
and has an OnlyFans account
So... does that mean she's libertarian?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger
Not necessarily. It most likely means she has unresolved self___ issues.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2023 07:17 PM (q3ANs)
>and has an OnlyFans account
Is there any way to protect your kidneys while asleep?
Posted by: MkY at June 23, 2023 07:18 PM (cPGH3)
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Fixed.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)
Go 'way! Beverly...is busy. She's made plans...and they don't...include... you!
Dietrich mimicking Gregory Peck
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 23, 2023 07:18 PM (Js3tc)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 23, 2023 07:18 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2023 07:08 PM (W3A8K)
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I had a conversation with a nephew about his brother playing the field, lamenting that he may never be happy. The nephew said that he is confident his brother will settle down when he finds a girl he can't let go. He was right, his brother found that girl shortly after, got married and now has two kids.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 23, 2023 07:19 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2023 07:19 PM (q3ANs)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 23, 2023 07:19 PM (/nCD+)
Enjoy the hell out of it.
But, until she 'had' and OnlyFans account...I'd be wary.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2023 07:19 PM (lHBDC)
Posted by: BignJames
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It has leant new meaning to the Nutrisealer vacuum-sealer ads on TV, where they show it crushing cans.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2023 07:20 PM (XnsY+)
Ever apropos: The Hot/Crazy Matrix:
https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg
Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2023 07:21 PM (q3ANs)
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yeah I gave up looking for anyone who could be wife material and now going for the next best thing in the hopes she leaves me one kidney to live with
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 23, 2023 07:21 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 23, 2023 07:21 PM (Js3tc)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 23, 2023 07:22 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2023 07:22 PM (iziT8)
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Conversely, Abe Vigoda always votes Democrat...now.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2023 07:23 PM (XnsY+)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Not a liberal at 20: no heart. Not a conservative at 40: no brains.
Posted by: things Churchill supposedly said at June 23, 2023 07:23 PM (DgGvY)
Kids will walk up to him and ask to pet JT, and Pooky will SMILE and say yes. This is such a huge improvment!
Posted by: pookysgirl, at June 23, 2023 07:14 PM (dtlDP)
That is amazing!!! I know a little of what you have gone through (our son is severely mentally ill, and has been for 13 years. Constant watch to keep him from harming himself). Smiling and interacting with non-family is a huge, huge step!!! Prayers will continue for you and yours, sweet lady!
Posted by: Moki at June 23, 2023 07:23 PM (JrN/x)
Any guesses yet about "Stacie's" political party?
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Well, "Rep." stands for "Republican", right?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 23, 2023 07:23 PM (16rDL)
Posted by: OceanGate at June 23, 2023 07:24 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 23, 2023 07:23 PM (16rDL)
Plus, just look at the picture of that dainty little flower. Goes right along with the first story about right wing women being hotter.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 23, 2023 07:25 PM (16rDL)
Barney, Barney, Barney -- is your mother from Killarney? Mushy. Mushy. Mushy. [Although I wondered if the Japanese-American character was turning it into the Japanese word mushi instead?? [stoned on Wojo's girlfriend's hash brownies.]
But there's hair growing from his face!
It's called a 'beard'. Haven't you ever seen one before?
Not in my family. [The werewolf man episode.]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 23, 2023 07:26 PM (Vwz3I)
I could never be a White House correspondent. I would be hurling my laptop at Karine Jean-Pierre. I'd be screaming at that bitch and I'd have to be dragged out of the room.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2023 07:43 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
As the saying goes, "the best thing about conservative women? No penis."
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at June 23, 2023 07:56 PM (YQ4mh)
I got pictures of a horrifying tranny and KJP
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
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Boner Status: Killed
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 23, 2023 07:56 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Chuck C at June 23, 2023 09:16 PM (xttsV)
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Oh, can I get an AMEN!
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Barney Miller was one of the best TV programs I ever watched....
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I still love her but I've lost her.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
This was me in absolute stupid rebellion in my 20-30s...I finally came to my senses, and I'm betting so will she. You gave her the foundation, don't lose hope.
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