Goth Cafe

by lida/@lida1xs

If there's no food involved, a cat doesn't even know it's own name. If there is food involved, now it's a puzzle-solver.

Oh, and cats go from lazy to energetic when there is the possibility of property damage.

And also, they know where all the good places to sleep are.

And we know from media reports that they are very good at pouncing.

Nice beaver.

Wake me up for the good parts.

Capybara spa. And capybara beach day.

Dogs want to halp.

Marmot street brawl.

Here's one for Duncanthrax. And a nice bat dance party.

What do you when an eagle grabs a fish, swallows it whole and then makes a sudden bee line for your face? You keep rolling video!! Eagles have a weird smell. I found out as it flew inches from my nose. #tooclose pic.twitter.com/27ZnNWXon0
— Mark Smith Photography (@marktakesphoto) June 22, 2023

😂 pic.twitter.com/ju2iwdjzDz
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 22, 2023

Huskies descended from wolves, and 13-year-old Goth Girls.

Never start an argue with a husky.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/rhtdpTojkI
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 22, 2023

by Mia/@Mia3n

Posted by: Ace at 07:15 PM

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1 Bats? Again?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 07:18 PM (u73oe)

2 What does Duncanthrax have on you, Ace?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 07:19 PM (u73oe)

3 I called em by the way.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 07:20 PM (u73oe)

4 Home run

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 07:20 PM (u73oe)

5 LOL, that husky is going....."I can't hear you....."

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 22, 2023 07:20 PM (ncXxy)

6 The lead and last pics have a very Jack the Ripper feel.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 07:21 PM (rogaf)

7 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2023 07:21 PM (FRKbN)

8 Eagles have a weird smell. I found out as it flew inches from my nose.

——————

Lu᠍m᠍e for eagles!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 07:21 PM (u73oe)

9 I think the husky could take John Fetterman in a debate...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2023 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

10 Bats! We have bats!! O frabjous day!!!!

Thank you, Ace!

* tips Stetson *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2023 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

11 The bats are dancing to "I Goth Rhythm."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2023 07:23 PM (PiwSw)

12 So, I commented on Kwik Hits, and lo! i am become willowed.

Whatever happened to dear Willow?

Whar's muh waitress?

Posted by: mindful webworker - webworks for sale or rent... at June 22, 2023 07:24 PM (3aclk)

13 Top picture

I can hear the music from The Third Man start to play.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:24 PM (pal1B)

14 A.B. Normal there in the last picture?

Posted by: huerfano at June 22, 2023 07:25 PM (7zEAH)

15 The wife just threatened to move out unless I clean my bathroom. I'm not allowed to use hers.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 07:25 PM (rogaf)

16 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 8h
Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 11h
Nancy Pelosi Recommends Avoiding Pain At The Pump By Becoming A Millionaire Through Insider Trading

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 22, 2023 07:25 PM (Vwz3I)

17 The lead and last pics have a very Jack the Ripper feel.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 07:21 PM (rogaf)

Not exactly.

Posted by: Mary Ann Nichols, Annie Chapman, Elizabeth Stride, Catherine Eddowes, and Mary Jane Kelly at June 22, 2023 07:25 PM (4g2DL)

18 Bottom picture looks like a jacket cover for a Stephen King book.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:26 PM (pal1B)

19 Ooh, nice noir pics, ace.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 22, 2023 07:26 PM (OX9vb)

20 State dinner tonight:

Joe rises to speak.

I’d like to make a toast to our honored guests. You’ll note that all drinks are non alcoholic. I know how you all get with the firewater. No joke!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 07:26 PM (u73oe)

21 Ooooo, I like the picture up top very much.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 07:26 PM (q3ANs)

22 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Went to the local public library's book sale this evening. Found some good stuff!

You'll have to check out the Sunday Morning Book Thread at 9:00 a.m. Eastern to see it, though!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 22, 2023 07:26 PM (BpYfr)

23 Eagle: Permission to buzz the tower?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2023 07:26 PM (urC9Q)

24 21 Ooooo, I like the picture up top very much.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 07:26 PM (q3ANs)

Jack the Ripper.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2023 07:27 PM (urC9Q)

25 Maybe Joey will faceplant into the soup and drown.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:27 PM (pal1B)

26 The wife just threatened to move out unless I clean my bathroom. I'm not allowed to use hers.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 07:25 PM (rogaf)

———-

Then what’s she doing in yours?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 07:27 PM (u73oe)

27 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2023 07:27 PM (xhxe8)

28 "Negative Fast Eagle Zero One, pattern is full."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:28 PM (pal1B)

29 The wife just threatened to move out unless I clean my bathroom. I'm not allowed to use hers.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 07:25 PM (rogaf)

I imagine your shitter looks something like this

https://youtu.be/7AQ7Lv6ekR8

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2023 07:28 PM (FRKbN)

30 An interesting reminder...

Paul Sperry @paulsperry_ · 4h
No, Hunter Biden is not a "first-time offender." In June 1988, Hunter was arrested in Stone Harbor, NJ, for "possession of a controlled substance." Cops busted him doing coke in a car outside a party. He was cuffed & did 6 mos probation. He had a criminal record before it was quickly expunged with help from an influential U.S. senator from a neighboring state

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 22, 2023 07:28 PM (Vwz3I)

31 The wife just threatened to move out unless I clean my bathroom. I'm not allowed to use hers.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Is that all it takes? Wish I knew that long ago. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 07:28 PM (q3ANs)

32 The only time I felt like those goats was when I was 7 or 8, it's been down hill ever since.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 22, 2023 07:29 PM (up/3i)

33 Cafe Noir has a better ring to it.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2023 07:29 PM (kXYt5)

34 Well Hunter picked the perfect spot - Stone Harbor...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:29 PM (pal1B)

35 The wife just threatened to move out unless I clean my bathroom. I'm not allowed to use hers.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 07:25 PM (rogaf)

———-

Then what’s she doing in yours?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
____________

Exactly what I said, but she didn't see it that way.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 07:29 PM (rogaf)

36 Tucker has episode 6 up on twitter

Posted by: Ann at June 22, 2023 07:29 PM (ilNea)

37 The wife just threatened to move out unless I clean my bathroom. I'm not allowed to use hers.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 07:25 PM (rogaf)

———-

Then what’s she doing in yours?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 07:27 PM (u73oe)

What's hers is hers, what's yours is hers.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 22, 2023 07:30 PM (4g2DL)

38 The wife just threatened to move out unless I clean my bathroom. I'm not allowed to use hers.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
---
There's definitely some advantages to bachelorhood...

Two bathrooms. No waiting.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 22, 2023 07:30 PM (BpYfr)

39 Based on the elevation of the head on a thin, long neck, the last picture looks like it's AI-generated. Either that, or we're seeing Adam Schiff from behind.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2023 07:30 PM (eOEVl)

40 39 Based on the elevation of the head on a thin, long neck, the last picture looks like it's AI-generated. Either that, or we're seeing Adam Schiff from behind.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2023 07:30 PM (eOEVl)

Kind of makes me think of Mark Zuckerberg.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2023 07:31 PM (urC9Q)

41 That dance! It's the Batusi!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 22, 2023 07:31 PM (8fxF+)

42 Or as we used to say up in the holler:

How many wood peckers would a peckerwood woodpecker peck if a peckerwood woodpecker would peck wood peckers?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2023 07:31 PM (kXYt5)

43 Tucker, ep. 6 has dropped. It's about RFK, Jr.

https://tinyurl.com/yc2uwnu4

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2023 07:32 PM (CaJIi)

44 Mark Zuckerberg is Slender Man?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:32 PM (pal1B)

45 I am down on Ewoks and I shant quit ripping them till I do get buckled.

Posted by: Red Jack at June 22, 2023 07:33 PM (Vwz3I)

46 What does Duncanthrax have on you, Ace?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 07:19 PM

Dude. After all I did to try to help you get your OnlyFans site off the ground?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2023 07:33 PM (a3Q+t)

47 are those bat balls?
WTF, they are enormous.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 22, 2023 07:33 PM (eVvUG)

48 44 Mark Zuckerberg is Slender Man?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:32 PM (pal1B)

Dude does look like an alien.

Now I cannot see that bottom picture as anything else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2023 07:34 PM (urC9Q)

49 How many wood peckers would a peckerwood woodpecker peck if a peckerwood woodpecker would peck wood peckers?
-----------
Including pickled peckers??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 22, 2023 07:34 PM (Vwz3I)

50 I think that last B&W is of a Alien, his head isn't right

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2023 07:34 PM (xhxe8)

51 Mark Zuckerberg is Jack the Ripper.

Oooo. Or he's the Red Jack critter from Star Trek.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2023 07:34 PM (urC9Q)

52 Speaking of fishing...see eagle above...

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) released its 2023-2024 hunting and fishing rule — an annual plan laying out regulations for the upcoming hunting season — banning cost-effective lead ammunition and fishing tackle across eight national wildlife refuges by 2026.

Fu*kers

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2023 07:34 PM (e4fEA)

53 Gun Owners of America
@GunOwners
Senator Schumer on the Biden Pistol Ban: "If you have ever seen a gunman fire what looks like a machinegun with just one hand, that's what pistol braces allow you to do." 😵‍💫

-
Plus they make you as cool as Rifleman Chuck Connors.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 22, 2023 07:34 PM (FVME7)

54 My job is done.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:35 PM (pal1B)

55 The wife just threatened to move out unless I clean my bathroom. I'm not allowed to use hers.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 07:25 PM

Sneak in, and put the seat up.

Posted by: HordeSource (tm), your One Stop Advice Shop at June 22, 2023 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)

56 Please someone tell me they are only tumors and not bat butt slappers.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 22, 2023 07:35 PM (eVvUG)

57 Well... looky there... turns out its Bruce Campbells birthday today!

65.

Ashe.... retires? say it aint so!!!! Gonna have to do some Evil Dead tonight.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2023 07:36 PM (oHd/0)

58 Bottom pic vs this:

https://tinyurl.com/vt5p482x

You be the judge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2023 07:36 PM (urC9Q)

59 Capybara is that Brazilian martial art with all the flips and dance moves.

Posted by: At least I think it is at June 22, 2023 07:36 PM (AJ2DX)

60 Dude. After all I did to try to help you get your OnlyFans site off the ground?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2023 07:33 PM (a3Q+t)

—————-

You’re the one who suggested rhinestone thongs!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 07:37 PM (u73oe)

61 I think the bottom picture is of MasterBlaster as a young, um, um... early on in their symbiotic relationship...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2023 07:37 PM (PiwSw)

62 are those bat balls?
WTF, they are enormous.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 22, 2023 07:33 PM

Additionally, male bats have a baculus.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2023 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

63 for you that weren't sure that I was a disgusting putz

I am assuring you that I am

Posted by: Mrs Luntz at June 22, 2023 07:37 PM (us2H3)

64 No, Hunter Biden is not a "first-time offender." In June 1988, Hunter was arrested in Stone Harbor, NJ, for "possession of a controlled substance." Cops busted him doing coke in a car outside a party. He was cuffed & did 6 mos probation. He had a criminal record before it was quickly expunged with help from an influential U.S. senator from a neighboring state

Posted by: andycanuck

====

Getting an early start on the next conspiracy theory . . .

Jill is rendering services to various DC power brokers, Garland as an example, as a payback for services they've rendered to keep Joe in office, and free of problems.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 22, 2023 07:38 PM (mWBwS)

65 Additionally, male bats have a baculus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2023 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

Putting the literal bone in boner.

Posted by: Baculum? Hardly know um! at June 22, 2023 07:39 PM (AJ2DX)

66 Not much of a pecker on that woodpecker.
My woodpecker's pecker is bigger.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2023 07:40 PM (e4fEA)

67 65 Additionally, male bats have a baculus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2023 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

Jim Baculus? Thurston Howell III?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 22, 2023 07:40 PM (PiwSw)

68 > Well Hunter picked the perfect spot - Stone Harbor...
Posted by: Anna Puma
_________

My aunt and uncle had a house there. Nice enough.

But, Jersey. So, yuck.

However... I did take a girlfriend who's parents also had a joint up there out to Atlantic City to do some schmoozing with the riff raff at one of the casinos.

I had the lobster.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2023 07:40 PM (Q4IgG)

69 are those bat balls?
WTF, they are enormous.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 22, 2023 07:33 PM

Additionally, male bats have a baculus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2023 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

What the world...needs now
Is love...sweet love

Posted by: Burt Baculus at June 22, 2023 07:40 PM (FRKbN)

70 Getting an early start on the next conspiracy theory . . .

Jill is rendering services to various DC power brokers, Garland as an example, as a payback for services they've rendered to keep Joe in office, and free of problems.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 22, 2023 07:38 PM (mWBwS)

You'd think they would find more... alluring honeypot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2023 07:40 PM (urC9Q)

71 @57

>>Well... looky there... turns out its Bruce Campbells birthday today!

Bruce Campbell does one of the better impressions of William Shatner

https://tinyurl.com/2l5atpgw

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 22, 2023 07:40 PM (up/3i)

72 Spooky photos

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2023 07:41 PM (gLRfa)

73 Speaking of noir and Ripperesque photos, Whitechapel was a reasonably good Brit series that started with a Ripper copycat [or the real thing!!!!] at work in his old haunts.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1186356/

Later episodes get a bit dopey but it starts off well.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 22, 2023 07:41 PM (Vwz3I)

74 69 are those bat balls?
WTF, they are enormous.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 22, 2023 07:33 PM

Additionally, male bats have a baculus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2023 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

What the world...needs now
Is love...sweet love
Posted by: Burt Baculus at June 22, 2023 07:40 PM (FRKbN)

That one is a leap.

A Quantum Leap.

Posted by: Scott Bakula at June 22, 2023 07:41 PM (urC9Q)

75 You’re the one who suggested rhinestone thongs!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 07:37 PM

Yah, but I'm not the one (and we both know who it was) who told you to wear them inside out so they didn't look so blingy, branding advice that, in retrospect, is up there with Bud Light's recent faux pas

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2023 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)

76
You'd think they would find more... alluring honeypot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

=====

I'm assuming there's some "just how badly do you want to stay in the white house?" humiliation kink involved.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 22, 2023 07:43 PM (mWBwS)

77 Getting an early start on the next conspiracy theory . . .

Jill is rendering services to various DC power brokers, Garland as an example, as a payback for services they've rendered to keep Joe in office, and free of problems.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 22, 2023 07:38 PM (mWBwS)

You'd think they would find more... alluring honeypot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2023 07:40 PM (urC9Q)

Like all powers behind the throne she's whoring out Biden's approval on a subject. And it all ends if he's forced out.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 07:44 PM (eoQWY)

78 Jill is rendering services to various DC power brokers...

Posted by: 2009Refugee
__________

You just rendered me sterile with that image. Thanks.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 07:44 PM (rogaf)

79 baculus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I have heard that large nuts in species is the result of high levels of competition. They have to produce a lot to increase their chances of success.
I guess those caves are not just upside down dance parties, but also orgies. Thank God no one has recorded that for twitter.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 22, 2023 07:45 PM (eVvUG)

80 Mrs D is a shitty driver at night. I think it's due to baculus degeneration.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2023 07:45 PM (e4fEA)

81 LOL. From the IMDB Trivia section:

During Season 1, real offal was used for the 'gore' on the murdered prostitutes and would develop quite a stench. In Season 2 onwards, prosthetics and make up were used instead.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 22, 2023 07:45 PM (Vwz3I)

82 Joe: As we all know, the Indian people have a long history in this country. Seriously, no hard feelings about Little Big Horn!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 07:47 PM (u73oe)

83
*flat blaring nerd voice*

Hi everybody!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

84 The lead and last pics have a very Jack the Ripper feel.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 07:21 PM (rogaf)

That and the Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes movie plus An American Werewolf in London.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 22, 2023 07:49 PM (8vzCZ)

85 32 The only time I felt like those goats was when I was 7 or 8, it's been down hill ever since.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 22, 2023 07:29 PM (up/3i)

If it makes you feel any better, they've all probably ended up on shish-kabobs by now.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 22, 2023 07:49 PM (DTX3h)

86 Getting an early start on the next conspiracy theory . . .

Jill is rendering services to various DC power brokers, Garland as an example, as a payback for services they've rendered to keep Joe in office, and free of problems.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 22, 2023 07:38 PM

The reason we are stuck with Sponge-Brain, besides the vote rigging, is Dr. Jiggly had (has?) Michelle Obama envy.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2023 07:49 PM (qxLut)

87
After 2, the Yankees are down 6-0. Most unfortunate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 07:50 PM (MoZTd)

88 Joe: And finally, congratulations on winning the Super Bowl!

*Wanders off doing the tomahawk chop*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 07:50 PM (u73oe)

89 You'd think they would find more... alluring honeypot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

For all those billions, Zalensky is providing something in return. Dr Jill's Rent-O-Escort.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2023 07:50 PM (e4fEA)

90 Navy heard implosion 4 days ago.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2023 07:52 PM (BRHaw)

91 *flat blaring nerd voice*

Hi everybody!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 07:47 PM

Salutations and felecitations!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 22, 2023 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

92 Where are the hot goth chicks? I was expecting to see hot, 30 year old goth chicks seeking therapy from men with the cure.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2023 07:53 PM (fY84s)

93 James Cameron says he is struck by the similarity between Capt. Smith of Titanic going full speed ahead into an ice field to Stockton of OceanGate.

Meanwhile Piers Morgan interviewed the host of Expedition: Unknown who said he was aboard Titan during a two hour shakedown in Puget Sound and said he was uncomfortable with Titan because it was so unique it was impossible to calculate the risks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:53 PM (pal1B)

94
Jill is rendering services to various DC power brokers

_________

She would make any man burn every bed he could find.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 07:53 PM (MoZTd)

95 Navy heard implosion 4 days ago.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2023 07:52 PM

Yet we spent $40 million and climbing to rescue people who we knew were dead because feelings.

Our government at work.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 22, 2023 07:54 PM (ncXxy)

96 Meanwhile Piers Morgan interviewed the host of Expedition: Unknown who said he was aboard Titan during a two hour shakedown in Puget Sound and said he was uncomfortable with Titan because it was so unique it was impossible to calculate the risks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:53 PM

He probably wouldn't care for the 3-hour cruise then.

Posted by: S.S. Minnow at June 22, 2023 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

97 64 No, Hunter Biden is not a "first-time offender." In June 1988, Hunter was arrested in Stone Harbor, NJ, for "possession of a controlled substance." Cops busted him doing coke in a car outside a party. He was cuffed & did 6 mos probation. He had a criminal record before it was quickly expunged with help from an influential U.S. senator from a neighboring state

Posted by: andycanuck
====

Getting an early start on the next conspiracy theory . . .
Jill is rendering services to various DC power brokers, Garland as an example, as a payback for services they've rendered to keep Joe in office, and free of problems.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 22, 2023 07:38 PM (mWBwS)

I don't believe the Biden clan is a clever Mafia-like enterprise expert at extortion and money-laundering, that stays out of jail because of the blackmail dirt Joe has accumulated about everyone in DC.

I believe Joe is protected and given millions of dollars under the table because he is a useful tool for the Globalists at home and abroad. Joe, his brother, his wife, and his surviving son are each dumb as a hammer. But a hammer does not need to be smart or able to speak intelligible English to be a good tool.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 07:56 PM (AMIL/)

98 An implosion transient is a very unique noise. Just wonder how long it took the Navy to find the spike? I hope not 4 days or if Red Storm Rising had really kicked off, the Second Battle of the Atlantic would have been a Soviet victory.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:56 PM (pal1B)

99 Additionally, male bats have a baculus.

A dead Roman emperor?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 22, 2023 07:57 PM (Xrfse)

100 What is the difference between Goth Cafe and Emo Cafe?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2023 07:57 PM (xPl2J)

101 Gref - A succinct appraisal. There is not the remotest evidence that the Biden's are even clever,

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2023 07:57 PM (hjwuP)

102 A dead Roman emperor?
Posted by: Notorious

Biggus Dickus.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 07:58 PM (q3ANs)

103 People who are attracted to women or femininity may be "gynosexual," according to an article published in Men's Health Magazine last month.

now do dick

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2023 07:58 PM (BRHaw)

104 Additionally, male bats have a baculus.

A dead Roman emperor?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 22, 2023 07:57 PM (Xrfse)

Nah. It's the ancient calculator.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2023 07:58 PM (oSNtk)

105 Emo cafe?

You are passive-agressive on the idea of cutting yourself.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:58 PM (pal1B)

106 kinda pissed that I haven't been blamed for the sub

Posted by: Vlad at June 22, 2023 07:59 PM (us2H3)

107 Yet we spent $40 million and climbing to rescue people who we knew were dead because feelings.

Our government at work.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 22, 2023 07:54 PM (ncXxy)

now do covid

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2023 08:00 PM (BRHaw)

108 95 Navy heard implosion 4 days ago.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2023 07:52 PM

Yet we spent $40 million and climbing to rescue people who we knew were dead because feelings.

Our government at work.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 22, 2023 07:54 PM (ncXxy)

Concealing actual SOSUS capability? A good excuse for a realistic training exercise that gets a lot of favorable, and free, publicity for the Coast Guard and Navy? Both?

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 08:01 PM (AMIL/)

109
Additionally, male bats have a baculus

__________

Isn't that one of those camels?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 08:01 PM (MoZTd)

110 The sub was a Ukrainian op to blow up an undersea cable. It failed when they opened the hatch to plant the charges.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2023 08:01 PM (3vbXJ)

111 Scott Baculus was good in Quantum Leap.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2023 08:02 PM (3vbXJ)

112 *flat blaring nerd voice*

Hi everybody!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

Hi, Hadrian!!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 22, 2023 08:03 PM (OX9vb)

113
Great heavens, it just took 10 minutes to review a play with a foreordained result. But that's a Yankees game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 08:05 PM (MoZTd)

114 Does an implosion sound like an explosion in reverse? blooey-ker?

Posted by: Ex-GOP at June 22, 2023 08:06 PM (wzdil)

115 It is a giant sucking sound.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2023 08:07 PM (3vbXJ)

116 The marmot street fight is like when you have to fight your clone.

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2023 08:08 PM (iziT8)

117 Meanwhile Piers Morgan interviewed the host of Expedition: Unknown who said he was aboard Titan during a two hour shakedown in Puget Sound and said he was uncomfortable with Titan because it was so unique it was impossible to calculate the risks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:53 PM (pal1B)

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Josh Gates? I like him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 08:08 PM (LcBFM)

118 I believe Joe is protected and given millions of dollars under the table because he is a useful tool for the Globalists at home and abroad. Joe, his brother, his wife, and his surviving son are each dumb as a hammer. But a hammer does not need to be smart or able to speak intelligible English to be a good tool.
Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 07:56 PM (AMIL/)

Its better for them not to be. Many a behind the scenes guy has been turned on by his pawn and fallen out of power.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 08:08 PM (eoQWY)

119 I doubt the *biden crime family is making a lot of money... for themselves. Sure, they're raking in millions, but compared to what the politicos make as a whole it's peanuts.

More likely, they're being strung along with a million here, a million there. Big money to us, but not to them. They do the bidding and get a pat on the head.

They're stupid, greedy and immoral. Don't think for a second that the money men don't know that and use it to their, not the *biden's advantage.

The legal entanglements that get swept under the rug are par for the course if you're a Democrat. Probably freebies.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2023 08:08 PM (Q4IgG)

120 It is a giant sucking sound.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

I know that one!

Posted by: Kamalabitch at June 22, 2023 08:09 PM (cPGH3)

121 Does an implosion sound like an explosion in reverse? blooey-ker?
Posted by: Ex-GOP at June 22, 2023 08:06 PM (wzdil)

https://youtu.be/QRbbWumbASI

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2023 08:09 PM (FRKbN)

122 Isn't that one of those camels?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 08:01 PM

Close. You're thinking of a Bactrian camel, the two-humped ones. The one-humped ones, which many people think of as camels, are actually dromedaries.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 22, 2023 08:09 PM (a3Q+t)

123 Goth cafe? I'm there!

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2023 08:10 PM (KAi1n)

124 Does an implosion sound like an explosion in reverse? blooey-ker?

Posted by: Ex-GOP at June 22, 2023 08:06 PM

It sounds kind of like this....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCeD2gF9jUo

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 22, 2023 08:11 PM (ncXxy)

125 Suck this hump, Wesley

Posted by: MkY at June 22, 2023 08:11 PM (cPGH3)

126 I'm thinking the top pic is Edinbourough.

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2023 08:11 PM (iziT8)

127 Does an implosion sound like an explosion in reverse? blooey-ker?
Posted by: Ex-GOP at June 22, 2023 08:06 PM (wzdil)

https://youtu.be/QRbbWumbASI
Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2023 08:09 PM (FRKbN)

In this insanely detailed WWII in the Pacific I play they have a special sound played when a sub sinks that is very different than the one where a surface ship sinks. It is much worse.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 08:11 PM (eoQWY)

128 Chuck Ross
@ChuckRossDC
NEW:
Hunter Biden Deducted Payments to Hookers and Sex Clubs from his Taxes, Whistleblower Says

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Was that wrong? I mean, it is a business expense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 22, 2023 08:12 PM (FVME7)

129 Tim Pool: Yuengling rejects all ages drag shows, must be 18 and up.

https://youtu.be/_jecKPxgqGQ

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2023 08:12 PM (FRKbN)

130 A Bat Dance-Off?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2023 08:12 PM (Hm2SV)

131 I see marmot roadkill all the time. I don't think they're very smart.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 08:13 PM (LcBFM)

132 129 Tim Pool: Yuengling rejects all ages drag shows, must be 18 and up.

https://youtu.be/_jecKPxgqGQ
Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2023 08:12 PM (FRKbN)

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Bro, bro, do you even drag?

Posted by: Drag Bro at June 22, 2023 08:13 PM (ssESX)

133 Biden cringe family.

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2023 08:13 PM (iziT8)

134 Bro, bro, do you even drag?
Posted by: Drag Bro at June 22, 2023 08:13 PM (ssESX)

Do lacey silk panties count?

I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2023 08:14 PM (FRKbN)

135 So a $37,000 a year business write-off.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 22, 2023 08:15 PM (Vwz3I)

136
Can Piers get back to being bitchy about Harry and Megan now?

Posted by: Auspex at June 22, 2023 08:15 PM (j4U/Z)

137 15 The wife just threatened to move out unless I clean my bathroom. I'm not allowed to use hers.

so you'd get both bathrooms?

Posted by: kratwurst at June 22, 2023 08:16 PM (fcDpY)

138 Was that wrong? I mean, it is a business expense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Heck no! Treating the big guy to some strokes is totes cool.
CPA at MD convention" And if that conference for CEU's is in Florida, take the whole family and write it all off."
Dr. in the middle row. "I did that, and got hit with additional taxes."
CPA "How many times have you been audited in the last ten years?"
3 X
CPA "Then 7 out of ten times you can write it all off."

Posted by: MkY at June 22, 2023 08:16 PM (cPGH3)

139 131 I see marmot roadkill all the time. I don't think they're very smart.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 08:13 PM (LcBFM)

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Statistically speaking, the population is getting smarter all the time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2023 08:16 PM (Hm2SV)

140 A Bat Dance-Off?
Posted by: Cicero

Louisville Sluggers vs. MaxBats?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 08:17 PM (q3ANs)

141 Yet we spent $40 million and climbing to rescue people who we knew were dead because feelings.

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$40 million? Hunter spills more than that!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 22, 2023 08:18 PM (FVME7)

142 They are delighted that you know.

@ChuckRossDC 17m
Hunter Biden is going to tonight's state dinner for Modi, as is his business partner and uncle, Jim Biden.

Hunter once lobbied Evan Ryan, the wife of Tony Blinken, on behalf of one of his CCP-connected business ventures.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2023 08:18 PM (jzzG8)

143 Star Trek. It's the one where Spock's got green balls and needs to get home. What I can't figure is why McCoy didn't know about this particular Vulcan idiosyncrasy. It seems like the mating habits of an alien in his charge would be kind of important.

Posted by: fd at June 22, 2023 08:20 PM (iayUP)

144
Every time that eagle opened its beak, the fish thought it had a chance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 22, 2023 08:21 PM (lCaJd)

145 Additionally, male bats have a baculus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2023 07:37
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There's an antibiotic for that.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 22, 2023 08:21 PM (9cXpA)

146 What I can't figure is why McCoy didn't know about this particular Vulcan idiosyncrasy. It seems like the mating habits of an alien in his charge would be kind of important.
Posted by: fd at June 22, 2023 08:20 PM (iayUP)
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Well, it only happens every seven years or so. I can see why McCoy would not know about it off the top of his head, though he'd certainly research the condition once he became aware of it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 22, 2023 08:21 PM (BpYfr)

147 Star Trek. It's the one where Spock's got green balls and needs to get home. What I can't figure is why McCoy didn't know about this particular Vulcan idiosyncrasy. It seems like the mating habits of an alien in his charge would be kind of important.

Posted by: fd at June 22, 2023 08:20 PM

In Bones defense it only happens once every 13 years and they did not know that Spock was married and coming up on the dreaded teen years.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 22, 2023 08:23 PM (ncXxy)

148 130 A Bat Dance-Off?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2023 08:12
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Wood vs Aluminum?

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 22, 2023 08:23 PM (9cXpA)

149 Star Trek. It's the one where Spock's got green balls and needs to get home. What I can't figure is why McCoy didn't know about this particular Vulcan idiosyncrasy. It seems like the mating habits of an alien in his charge would be kind of important.

Posted by: fd

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They beamed themselves into trouble, beamed trouble aboard, poked all sorts of galactic hornets nests. . .

Not knowing a horny Spock is a dangerous Spock seems low on Enterprise's list of risk-assessment failures.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 22, 2023 08:26 PM (mWBwS)

150 The lead and last pics have a very Jack the Ripper feel.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 07:21 PM (rogaf)

Interesting. I was leaning more in the direction of The Exorcist myself.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 22, 2023 08:26 PM (ZSK0i)

151 "Well, it only happens every seven years or so. I can see why McCoy would not know about it off the top of his head, though he'd certainly research the condition once he became aware of it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

Captain, we've got this fantastic Science Officer for you who will probably save your butt more time than you can count. There's this one tiny thing you should know though. Every 7 years he goes berserk and would just as soon kill you as look at you.

Posted by: Starfleet Command at June 22, 2023 08:26 PM (iayUP)

152 Bottom pic has to be an alien in a human suit. Head is way too small.

Posted by: javems at June 22, 2023 08:26 PM (AmoqO)

153 The wife just threatened to move out unless I clean my bathroom. I'm not allowed to use hers.

so you'd get both bathrooms?
Posted by: kratwurst
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I'd say chicks have a much lower filth tolerance. But I worked in a bar when I was under 29 and that's apparently not the case. Women's bathroom was far worse than men's.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 08:28 PM (rogaf)

154 Let me face the Vulcan peril.

Posted by: Nurse Chapel at June 22, 2023 08:29 PM (4I/2K)

155 Captain, we've got this fantastic Science Officer for you who will probably save your butt more time than you can count. There's this one tiny thing you should know though. Every 7 years he goes berserk and would just as soon kill you as look at you.
Posted by: Starfleet Command at June 22, 2023 08:26 PM (iayUP)
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"Good! Less competition for me while I'm banging all the green-skinned alien babes between here and the galactic rim! Send him aboard!"

Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at June 22, 2023 08:29 PM (BpYfr)

156 Monday-7PM-applied LUME to my eagle's pits, underboob, thigh-fold, buttcrack and feet. 72 hours later he still smells fresh as a daisy. That stuff works!

Posted by: Smelly Sam at June 22, 2023 08:29 PM (Nn3xT)

157 One of my kittehs learned how to open my garage door so I had to move my garage door opener off of my sunshade. ( I keep my Jeep windows open because they like to go in and outside of the car when they play in the garage. )

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 08:30 PM (o7Evv)

158 Regarding the faux conservative indignation on the lefts response to the sub disaster: Give me a break. Go over instapanzy for your fill of conservative mockery. Conservatives fill the same ranks of pussiified ossified mockers as Leftists. Just another reveal of our shared American "values". Not that it was necessary. Covid and the Biden/McConnell cabal's Russian proxy war revealed this already. Sad. The only remedy is a mirror and a sharp slap to the face

Posted by: MikeNickle at June 22, 2023 08:31 PM (toKIo)

159 I'd say chicks have a much lower filth tolerance. But I worked in a bar when I was under 29 and that's apparently not the case. Women's bathroom was far worse than men's.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 08:28 PM

I worked as a janitor at a factory for a brief time after I retired from the Navy.....women's bathrooms are really nasty and i will never do that again.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 22, 2023 08:37 PM (ncXxy)

160 Another thing is, they trick T'Pau into thinking Kirk s dead. Wouldn't she be pissed if she found out later that he wasn't?

Posted by: fd at June 22, 2023 08:38 PM (iayUP)

161 Video shows driver intentionally ramming sheriff's deputy
KTLA 5
Jun 22, 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5OZkiM7T7A
Shocking video shows the driver of an SUV repeatedly ramming into a Los Angeles County sheriff deputy’s patrol vehicle in a bizarre incident that unfolded early Thursday morning.

Video shows deranged driver intentionally ramming L.A. County deputy’s SUV
https://tinyurl.com/2tx3aabs
At around 4:30 a.m., authorities say the deputy encountered the driver speeding and doing “donuts” at the intersection of Eastern and East Florence avenues in Bell Gardens, next to the Parkwest Bicycle Casino.
As the deputy rolls into the intersection, video recorded by a witness shows the driver intentionally slamming into the rear of the deputy’s SUV. The suspect briefly opens and closes his door, backs up, and then crashes into the deputy two more times at which point the deputy opens fire.
The suspect, who was described only as a Hispanic male, was hospitalized with gunshot wounds but was listed in stable condition, the L.A. Sheriff’s Department said. His name was not immediately released.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 22, 2023 08:38 PM (MFZ8i)

162 "Does an implosion sound like an explosion in reverse?"

Like a beer can being crushed on your forehead.

Posted by: Bluto at June 22, 2023 08:39 PM (SYTee)

163 Yet we spent $40 million and climbing to rescue people who we knew were dead because feelings.

Think of the carbon we salvaged from the ocean, though! Enough to destroy the planet in five years.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2023 08:39 PM (CaJIi)

164 I worked as a janitor at a factory for a brief time after I retired from the Navy.....women's bathrooms are really nasty and i will never do that again.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 22, 2023 08:37 PM (ncXxy)

The debris field is extensive, I hear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2023 08:40 PM (4I/2K)

165 I know we make fun, but think how much smarter that dolt Wesley is than snopes.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2023 08:42 PM (CaJIi)

166
I worked as a janitor at a factory for a brief time after I retired from the Navy.....women's bathrooms are really nasty and i will never do that again.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 22, 2023 08:37 PM (ncXxy)

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Women's bathrooms at shows were one of the major reasons Her Majesty plumped for an RV.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 08:42 PM (MoZTd)

167 I'd say chicks have a much lower filth tolerance. But I worked in a bar when I was under 29 and that's apparently not the case. Women's bathroom was far worse than men's.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 08:28 PM

I worked as a janitor at a factory for a brief time after I retired from the Navy.....women's bathrooms are really nasty and i will never do that again.
Posted by: Mister Scott
____________

Theory: Women, for whatever reason, have more socialist tendencies in general. Thus the tragedy of the commons with public bathrooms, while they keep their personal bathroom spick 'n span.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 08:43 PM (rogaf)

168 Navy heard implosion 4 days ago.

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Yet we spent $40 million and climbing to rescue people who we knew were dead because feelings.

Our government at work.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

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I'll just leave this here from last night:

"Part of me wonders what were being distracted from. Hunter's no charge, sure, but I think there's something we're not supposed to be seeing. "

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 08:43 PM (k1L5r)

169 Navy heard implosion 4 days ago

"Part of me wonders what were being distracted from. Hunter's no charge, sure, but I think there's something we're not supposed to be seeing. "

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 08:43 PM (k1L5r)

We were being distracted from the fact we could hear that implosion, which was minuscule in the noise of the ocean.

Posted by: davidt at June 22, 2023 08:46 PM (SYTee)

170 I worked as a janitor at a factory for a brief time after I retired from the Navy.....women's bathrooms are really nasty and i will never do that again.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 22, 2023 08:37 PM (ncXxy)

____________

Women's bathrooms at shows were one of the major reasons Her Majesty plumped for an RV.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 08:42 PM

There is some inverse physical law that mandates women completely trash a bathroom that they do not have to clean. And I am talking hazmat suit necessary to clean. I think they play a "how many used tampons can you stuff into the toilet before it backs up all over the place" game.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 22, 2023 08:47 PM (ncXxy)

171 We were being distracted from the fact we could hear that implosion, which was minuscule in the noise of the ocean.

Posted by: davidt

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Except for the part where it was apparently reported.

Same as this:

"CBS News journalist David Pogue, who traveled to the Titanic aboard the Titan last year, said the vehicle uses two communication systems: text messages that go back and forth to a surface ship and safety pings that are emitted every 15 minutes to indicate that the sub is still working.

Both of those systems stopped about an hour and 45 minutes after the Titan submerged."

https://tinyurl.com/23qjbn2m

They've known the entire time, but the show must go on.

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 08:49 PM (k1L5r)

172 Bat Dance-Off?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2023 08:12 PM

Stray Bat Strut.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2023 08:49 PM (Wnv9h)

173 Bats are very good dancers.

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 08:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

174 119 I doubt the *biden crime family is making a lot of money... for themselves. Sure, they're raking in millions, but compared to what the politicos make as a whole it's peanuts.

More likely, they're being strung along with a million here, a million there. Big money to us, but not to them. They do the bidding and get a pat on the head.

They're stupid, greedy and immoral. Don't think for a second that the money men don't know that and use it to their, not the *biden's advantage.

The legal entanglements that get swept under the rug are par for the course if you're a Democrat. Probably freebies.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2023 08:08 PM (Q4IgG)

I agree with all.
But I believe the get-out-of-jail-free cards will be more numerous for the Bidens because of Joe's value as POTUS in name only. When Joe leaves office one way or another, Hunter may find he has no friends and many enemies who grew tired of needing to cover for him. He may be invited to a 1 AM meeting at Fort Marcy Park for payback and to keep him silent forever.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 08:49 PM (AMIL/)

175 Anyone here familiar with "Prelude to Axanar"?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2023 08:49 PM (KAi1n)

176 Bats are very good dancers.
Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 08:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

I'm footloose!

Posted by: Bat Masterson at June 22, 2023 08:51 PM (4I/2K)

177 I suspect it wasn't that hard to hear, either. I assume listening devices are established all around, and a one-off redneck-assed superglue and carbon fiber tub probably makes a pretty unique noise when it fails.

They might not have known what it was until the Titan bunch admitted they had screwed up, but I doubt it would've been hard to put two and two together.

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 08:51 PM (k1L5r)

178 Not knowing a horny Spock is a dangerous Spock seems low on Enterprise's list of risk-assessment failures.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 22, 2023 08:26 PM (mWBwS)

The Vulcans never spoke about the Pon Farr, especially to forereners.

All those emotions made them ashamed about it.

Try to keep up for crying out loud.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2023 08:52 PM (R/m4+)

179 Melania is so pissed that Kari Lake has moved into her house and blowing Donald

Posted by: Paul at June 22, 2023 08:53 PM (pXnvX)

180
They might not have known what it was until the Titan bunch admitted they had screwed up, but I doubt it would've been hard to put two and two together.

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Addendum:

Especially when the Titan bunch could point at a clock and say "After this 15 minute interval is when all contact was lost."

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 08:53 PM (k1L5r)

181 I suspect it wasn't that hard to hear, either. I assume listening devices are established all around, and a one-off redneck-assed superglue and carbon fiber tub probably makes a pretty unique noise when it fails.

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 08:51 PM (k1L5r)

Like crushing a styrofoam cup.

Posted by: BignJames at June 22, 2023 08:54 PM (AwYPR)

182 There is some inverse physical law that mandates women completely trash a bathroom that they do not have to clean. And I am talking hazmat suit necessary to clean. I think they play a "how many used tampons can you stuff into the toilet before it backs up all over the place" game.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 22, 2023 08:47 PM (ncXxy)

The condition of the ladies rooms by mid-afternoon at my place of work caused a lot of white-heat hatred of women by other women.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 08:54 PM (AMIL/)

183 Who farted?

Posted by: BignJames at June 22, 2023 08:55 PM (AwYPR)

184 Nurse Chapel's plomeek soup sucks.
-Spock

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2023 08:56 PM (RIvkX)

185 Like crushing a styrofoam cup.

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Those guys wearing those fancy ear goggles can apparently identify different vessels and their brands and HP of surface engines by their sound signatures. A weird snap, crackle, pop one is going to stand out a bit.

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 08:56 PM (k1L5r)

186 So, my wife and I have a simmering "cold war" going on now for over 20 years about the toilet.

I shake my weiner and one drop lands on the floor and I get; "OMG!!!... you peed on the floor!!! What's wrong with you??!!

Lift the lid at any other time and it looks like a 2 megaton shit bomb went off.

And... why in the fuck are toilets white?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2023 08:57 PM (Q4IgG)

187 Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2023 08:08 PM (Q4IgG)

I still think there are a few members of Congress that would be far more wealthy if they remained in the private sector. Rand Paul possibly, Cruz for sure. But for the most part , no one can explain to me how one can enter a low six figure paying job and ‘legally’ come out a multi millionaire.

I don’t keep up with the Dems but I know Rick Perry is one of those examples,

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 08:57 PM (MNhXM)

188 Proud moment for college basketball tonight! 4 of the first 5 picks never went to college, and the one who did was involved in a murder.

Posted by: Wally at June 22, 2023 08:58 PM (XabuO)

189 Posted by: Paul at June 22, 2023 08:53 PM (pXnvX

You’re jealous your mom is blowing someone else besides you.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 08:58 PM (MNhXM)

190 👀👀👀

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 22, 2023 08:58 PM (xOL0y)

191 I shake my weiner and one drop lands on the floor and I get; "OMG!!!... you peed on the floor!!! What's wrong with you??!!

Maybe she should get some advice from the Rooskie hookers?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 22, 2023 08:59 PM (Xrfse)

192 I agree with all.
But I believe the get-out-of-jail-free cards will be more numerous for the Bidens because of Joe's value as POTUS in name only. When Joe leaves office one way or another, Hunter may find he has no friends and many enemies who grew tired of needing to cover for him. He may be invited to a 1 AM meeting at Fort Marcy Park for payback and to keep him silent forever.
Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 08:49 PM (AMIL/)
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At the moment, Hunter is a "made man." Until he's no longer of use, whatever that means, and then all of his protection will dry up and blow away. Doors will slam in his face. He won't be invited to the cool kids' parties anymore. And then, yeah, he'll make too much noise to the wrong crowd and they will take steps to shut him up.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 22, 2023 08:59 PM (BpYfr)

193 "Titan" just goes to show that even billionaires are ignorant assholes.

Rub-a-dub-dub, five men in a fucking suicide tub!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2023 08:59 PM (fY84s)

194
Carbon fiber's strength is in tension (stretching), not compression. It looked like they wrapped the hull in something like a carbon fiber tape, which likely was fibers laid out in parallel and then held together with some form of adhesive. Delamination would be a likely failure mode.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 22, 2023 08:59 PM (pNxlR)

195 Damn it. Lost my old hash.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 22, 2023 08:59 PM (xOL0y)

196 "CBS News journalist David Pogue, who traveled to the Titanic aboard the Titan last year, said the vehicle uses two communication systems: text messages that go back and forth to a surface ship and safety pings that are emitted every 15 minutes to indicate that the sub is still working.

Both of those systems stopped about an hour and 45 minutes after the Titan submerged."

https://tinyurl.com/23qjbn2m

They've known the entire time, but the show must go on.

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 08:49 PM (k1L5r)

The company had to pretend the sub was indestructible for as long as possible, for PR and legal reasons. The remaining company execs may have hoped the sub or the debris drifted far away from Titanic and would never be found. Then the cause of the loss would remain speculative.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 09:00 PM (AMIL/)

197 The condition of the ladies rooms by mid-afternoon at my place of work caused a lot of white-heat hatred of women by other women.
Posted by: Gref

Wow. And they don't even have the benefit of being able to dribble all over the floor, further and further from the bowl the later in the day it gets.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2023 09:01 PM (KAi1n)

198 Any tips on how to get audio on these foreign videos?

TIA

Oh and I hate bats.

Posted by: PJ at June 22, 2023 09:01 PM (G1dq6)

199 If you’re going to give tours why not go with proven technology and in fact , double the safety features.

Do experimental vehicles on your own time.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 09:01 PM (MNhXM)

200 They might not have known what it was until the Titan bunch admitted they had screwed up, but I doubt it would've been hard to put two and two together.

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Addendum:

Especially when the Titan bunch could point at a clock and say "After this 15 minute interval is when all contact was lost."

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 08:53

I suspect what we have here is a literal failure to communicate. The titan company was not communicating with anyone and the Navy had no clue what they heard until they saw the news of the missing sub days later. SNAFU.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 22, 2023 09:02 PM (ncXxy)

201 When I was a senior in college we had to find a fifth roommate and we thought it would be swell to find a chick so she would do all the cleaning. Sly, right? She was the biggest slob of all of us.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2023 09:02 PM (RIvkX)

202
There is some inverse physical law that mandates women completely trash a bathroom that they do not have to clean. And I am talking hazmat suit necessary to clean. I think they play a "how many used tampons can you stuff into the toilet before it backs up all over the place" game.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Translate that to public toilets and the horrors rise exponentially.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 22, 2023 09:02 PM (pNxlR)

203 79 years ago today, Pappy Eromero was wounded at Saint Lo. A piece of nazi 88 made a 1/2'X1/2' hole beneath his heart, with a 3'X3' exit wound, taking a lung and a couple ribs with it. And this was after landing with the 29th Inf Div on Omaha with nary a scratch. He was sent home at age 20 to die, which he promptly did, in 2004.

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2023 09:04 PM (Uv0D2)

204 Nurse Chapel's plomeek soup sucks.
-Spock

You'd think a Science Officer would likely know how to find the g-spot without using his damned tri-corder and constantly muttering, "fascinating".

Posted by: Nurse Chapel at June 22, 2023 09:04 PM (4I/2K)

205 191 I shake my weiner and one drop lands on the floor and I get; "OMG!!!... you peed on the floor!!! What's wrong with you??!!

Maybe she should get some advice from the Rooskie hookers?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 22, 2023

Definitely not a rooskie hooker, or any other kind, but I have a basket on the back of the toilet with Clorox wipes in it for such floor incidents. And if things were explosive, please wipe under the lid and anywhere else. That is why the disposable scrubbers are behind the toilet.

There are wipes under each sink, too. Wipe the sinks after you brush your teeth. No one wants to see that grossness, either.

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

206
"Titan" just goes to show that even billionaires are ignorant assholes.

___________

They have flunkies to research and book all this stuff. So, billionaires, be nice to your subordinates.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 09:04 PM (MoZTd)

207 "We're going to charge you a shitload of money to get illegally close to the sight of a major tragedy, using half-assed equipment."
"Wait...Isn't that the plot of Jurassic Park 3?"
"Maybe. But that turned out OK, right?"

Posted by: Wally at June 22, 2023 09:05 PM (XabuO)

208 As an 'ette I would just like to say I am as horrified as most of you are at how gross some women are.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 09:05 PM (LcBFM)

209
safety pings

"One ping, Vassily"

* POP! *

"That was no ping, Vassily!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 22, 2023 09:05 PM (pNxlR)

210 There are wipes under each sink, too. Wipe the sinks after you brush your teeth. No one wants to see that grossness, either.
Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Don't get me started on how my husband tries to KISS ME with toothpaste foam all in his mustache and beard.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 09:07 PM (LcBFM)

211 Those bats have a set of bofa deeze

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 22, 2023 09:08 PM (3CCua)

212 Since I retired I have been spending a lot more time at home and have been shocked, ... shocked at what goes on in the toilets at home.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2023 09:08 PM (RIvkX)

213 Carbon fiber's strength is in tension (stretching), not compression. It looked like they wrapped the hull in something like a carbon fiber tape, which likely was fibers laid out in parallel and then held together with some form of adhesive. Delamination would be a likely failure mode.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

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Someone in an earlier thread made a good point regarding that. Carbon fiber is fancy, and fancy people like fancy things. Steel is plain and boring and used in Honda Civics and not at all like the material used for Ferraris, so the sub had to be made with carbon fiber.

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 09:09 PM (k1L5r)

214 Don't get me started on how my husband tries to KISS ME with toothpaste foam all in his mustache and beard.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 09

While I have everyone trained this far, I have failed spectacularly with shaving cream on the mirror. Can he not see all those dots of foam flung hither and yon?

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

215 Star Trek. It's the one where Spock's got green balls and needs to get home. What I can't figure is why McCoy didn't know about this particular Vulcan idiosyncrasy. It seems like the mating habits of an alien in his charge would be kind of important.
Posted by: fd at June 22, 2023 08:20 PM (iayUP)

Especially with Star Fleet having an entire ship full of Vulcans in another episode. Plus having the expert Dr Mbenga on board.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:10 PM (eoQWY)

216
I listened to a video of some other explorer who opted out of taking Heaven'sGate down to Titanic. Get this: there was some plan afoot to map the wreck thoroughly in 3D every few years in order to be able to see where deterioration of it was proceeding. Then -- and this is the really STUPID part -- folks would be able to formulate plans to STABILIZE THE WRECK.

WHAT ON EARTH FOR?
IT'S A FOOKING WRECK!
LET IT DETERIORATE IN PEACE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 22, 2023 09:10 PM (pNxlR)

217 I suspect what we have here is a literal failure to communicate. The titan company was not communicating with anyone and the Navy had no clue what they heard until they saw the news of the missing sub days later. SNAFU.

Posted by: Mister Scott

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Agreed.

We've been talking about it here for three days though, haven't we? I'm somewhat disturbed that no one in the military chain of command watches or reads any news.

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 09:10 PM (k1L5r)

218 While I have everyone trained this far, I have failed spectacularly with shaving cream on the mirror. Can he not see all those dots of foam flung hither and yon?
Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

It is well known men can't see dirt smaller than a golf ball.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:10 PM (eoQWY)

219
Since I retired I have been spending a lot more time at home and have been shocked, ... shocked at what goes on in the toilets at home.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2023 09:08 PM (RIvkX)

__________

Separate bathrooms, the key to a peaceful marriage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 09:10 PM (MoZTd)

220
It is well known men can't see dirt smaller than a golf ball.
Posted by: Oldcat at June

Well that explains a lot.

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

221 WHAT ON EARTH FOR?
IT'S A FOOKING WRECK!
LET IT DETERIORATE IN PEACE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 22, 2023 09:10 PM (pNxlR)

Grants, funding.....skim.

Posted by: BignJames at June 22, 2023 09:13 PM (AwYPR)

222 Except for a rooming house in college, I have never lived in a house with more than one bathroom.

Hazard of living in old houses, I guess.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 22, 2023 09:14 PM (OX9vb)

223 Grants, funding.....skim.

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I bet they were days away from announcing that global warming was at fault.

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 09:14 PM (k1L5r)

224 194
Carbon fiber's strength is in tension (stretching), not compression. It looked like they wrapped the hull in something like a carbon fiber tape, which likely was fibers laid out in parallel and then held together with some form of adhesive. Delamination would be a likely failure mode.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 22, 2023 08:59 PM (pNxlR)

And damage-tolerance would be almost non-existant. Without an adequate inspection before each dive, which apparently was not done, occupants on deep dives were always rolling the dice.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 09:15 PM (AMIL/)

225 There is some inverse physical law that mandates women completely trash a bathroom that they do not have to clean. And I am talking hazmat suit necessary to clean. I think they play a "how many used tampons can you stuff into the toilet before it backs up all over the place" game.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Translate that to public toilets and the horrors rise exponentially.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 22, 2023 09:02 PM (pNxlR)

as a teen I used to have to go into the women's toilet at Dennys and clean that stuff up daily. It was a horror show and I had three sisters and a mom at home.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:15 PM (eoQWY)

226
Separate bathrooms, the key to a peaceful marriage.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at

I got a gift certificate for a super deep top to bottom cleaning of the house for my birthday. Truly the best present ever, and I can’t wait. They are coming the 30th. I dare someone to walk in here with shoes or dripping wet from the pool afterward!

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

227 It is well known men can't see dirt smaller than a golf ball.
Posted by: Oldcat at June

Well that explains a lot.
Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

They can, however, see microscopic bits of stuff they are interested in

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:16 PM (eoQWY)

228 Sister Lindsey and Denam Dick Blumenthal just introduced a resolution that if Russia uses a nuke or attacks the Ukranian nuclear power plant it'll invoke NATO Article 5.

So that assures that Ukraine will be destroying its own nuclear plant within the next few weeks.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 22, 2023 09:16 PM (7tN70)

229 The X-Box gaming controller would have been my first clue that the guy at the helm of the submersible, and/or the OceanGate company, was a fucking assclown.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2023 09:16 PM (fY84s)

230 Toilets are white so you know when they are filthy without having to get close.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at June 22, 2023 09:16 PM (IPfH5)

231 Don't get me started on how my husband tries to KISS ME with toothpaste foam all in his mustache and beard.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 09:07 PM (LcBFM)

Need to carry a bucket of ice water for last minute cleanings.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:18 PM (eoQWY)

232 Carbon fiber is fancy, and fancy people like fancy things. Steel is plain and boring

To take that further, steel cable is also strong in tension, weak in compression. Imagine making a sub out of steel cable. You'd have to weld everything for the thing withstand any compression. The cables are just there to hold welds. It would be colossally stupid.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2023 09:18 PM (dNNCD)

233 Very briefly worked as a janitor at Walmart.

Can confirm, women's bathroom is a nightmare.

Ladies...the horrors that emerge from your enticing little bodies...dear lord...

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2023 09:18 PM (FRKbN)

234 The X-Box gaming controller would have been my first clue that the guy at the helm of the submersible, and/or the OceanGate company, was a fucking assclown.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2023 09:16 PM (fY84s)

yeah, PS-5 is the way to go.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:18 PM (eoQWY)

235 226
Separate bathrooms, the key to a peaceful marriage.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at

I got a gift certificate for a super deep top to bottom cleaning of the house for my birthday. Truly the best present ever, and I can’t wait. They are coming the 30th. I dare someone to walk in here with shoes or dripping wet from the pool afterward!

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

Check-out everything before you let the cleaners leave.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 09:18 PM (AMIL/)

236 I got a gift certificate for a super deep top to bottom cleaning of the house for my birthday. Truly the best present ever, and I can’t wait. They are coming the 30th. I dare someone to walk in here with shoes or dripping wet from the pool afterward!
Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Oooh, yay! Enjoy it! I finally caved about a year and a half ago and hired a cleaning company to come every two weeks. I got tired of cleaning up after three other adults.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 09:20 PM (LcBFM)

237 Don't get me started on how my husband tries to KISS ME with toothpaste foam all in his mustache and beard.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 09:07 PM (LcBFM)

It's the perfect time for a little sugar.

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2023 09:20 PM (FRKbN)

238 Separate bathrooms, the key to a peaceful marriage.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Amen. We have two apiece and sometimes, it is barely enough.

p.s. - we'd kill each other even in a Class A RV.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 09:20 PM (q3ANs)

239 We have 4 full baths. We use 2.
I try to discourage my wife from using the 2nd on the main floor.
She still thinks she's on well water.

Posted by: MkY at June 22, 2023 09:20 PM (cPGH3)

240 It's the perfect time for a little sugar.
Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2023 09:20 PM (FRKbN)

Beats Copenhagen every day of the week.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 22, 2023 09:21 PM (OX9vb)

241 Sister Lindsey and Denam Dick Blumenthal just introduced a resolution that if Russia uses a nuke or attacks the Ukranian nuclear power plant it'll invoke NATO Article 5.

So that assures that Ukraine will be destroying its own nuclear plant within the next few weeks.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 22, 2023 09:16 PM (7tN70)

And just what the hell will Article 5 do, since we have sent most of the EU and US's hardware to be blown up already?

But yes, it is pretty clear they will make a stab at the Nuke plant they have been shelling for a year with NATO weapons.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:21 PM (eoQWY)

242 Check-out everything before you let the cleaners leave.
Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 09:18 PM

I will for sure!

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

243 Check-out everything before you let the cleaners leave.
Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 09:18 PM (AMIL/)

Or give them 20 dollars to take one of the kids with them.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:22 PM (eoQWY)

244 Do lacey silk panties count?
Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2023 08:14 PM

If you're a soccer player, they're part of your uniform.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2023 09:23 PM (a3Q+t)

245 Why would Russia nuke anything when they're apparently kicking whatever ass they want and occupying whatever territory they want?

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 09:23 PM (k1L5r)

246
Oooh, yay! Enjoy it! I finally caved about a year and a half ago and hired a cleaning company to come every two weeks. I got tired of cleaning up after three other adults.
Posted by: Jordan61 at

I had a cleaning lady every 2 weeks, but I felt guilty because I contribute absolutely nothing financially to the household. I just cost money! But I miss it. Which is why I am so excited about not having to do this myself!

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

247
p.s. - we'd kill each other even in a Class A RV.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 09:20 PM (q3ANs)

___________

We have a 32-foot Class C. Her Majesty loves it but I avoid even going into it. I'm a big guy and for me it's like being in a coffin. Especially since most of it is set up for the dogs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 09:24 PM (MoZTd)

248 We had green and gold toilets in the 70s.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 22, 2023 09:25 PM (ouTlx)

249
Back in the '80s, there was a sewage nightmare at our church one time. Some female womyns were flushing diapers down the terlets. A wad got through to the main line and they ended up having to dig up the parking lot to get to the pipe and just replace a section.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at June 22, 2023 09:25 PM (f1Vqw)

250 Sorry, I forgot my sock:

I WILL NOT LET THE FILTHY REDS NUKE ANYTHING AND IF THEY DO I WILL PERSONALLY SAY "F*CK YOU!" AS THE NUKES STRIKE AND I TURN THEM BACK WITH THE POWER OF KEEEEEV AND THEY WILL FLY BACKWARDS TO BLOW UP THE KREMLIN

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 09:26 PM (k1L5r)

251 Why would Russia nuke anything when they're apparently kicking whatever ass they want and occupying whatever territory they want?
Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 09:23 PM (k1L5r)

It's not supposed to make sense, just make headlines.

But these dopes are nutty if they think this will change world opinion or the course of the war. Putting NATO planes in theatre just means NATO pilots will start being taken down by missiles from long range like Ukraines first Air Force, and their second and third one.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:26 PM (eoQWY)

252 203 79 years ago today, Pappy Eromero was wounded at Saint Lo. A piece of nazi 88 made a 1/2'X1/2' hole beneath his heart, with a 3'X3' exit wound, taking a lung and a couple ribs with it. And this was after landing with the 29th Inf Div on Omaha with nary a scratch. He was sent home at age 20 to die, which he promptly did, in 2004.

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2023 09:04 PM (Uv0D2)

Wow. Your Pappy was a tough one, Mr. E. I salute him for his service.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 09:26 PM (AMIL/)

253 Back in the '80s, there was a sewage nightmare at our church one time. Some female womyns were flushing diapers down the terlets.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at June 22, 2023 09:25 PM (f1Vqw)

WTF?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 09:26 PM (LcBFM)

254 239 We have 4 full baths. We use 2.
I try to discourage my wife from using the 2nd on the main floor.
She still thinks she's on well water.
Posted by: MkY at June 22

We have 3.5. The girls have their own bathrooms. The secret to successful stepsistering. I don’t think anyone ever uses the powder room.

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

255 We had green and gold toilets in the 70s.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 22, 2023 09:25 PM (ouTlx)

AVOCADO and HARVEST GOLD you heathen!

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:27 PM (eoQWY)

256 Wow. Your Pappy was a tough one, Mr. E. I salute him for his service.
Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 09:26 PM (AMIL/)

Absolutely.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:28 PM (eoQWY)

257 At least they didn't do orange.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 22, 2023 09:28 PM (ouTlx)

258 science question:

does humidity have anything to do with how cool the air feels? I could swear 72F with 40% humidity feels cooler than 72F with 10% humidity

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 09:28 PM (geLO8)

259 117 Meanwhile Piers Morgan interviewed the host of Expedition: Unknown who said he was aboard Titan during a two hour shakedown in Puget Sound and said he was uncomfortable with Titan because it was so unique it was impossible to calculate the risks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 07:53 PM (pal1B)

=====

Josh Gates? I like him.
Posted by: Jordan61

Josh Gates is a big dude. About 6'5 or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 22, 2023 09:29 PM (uia9V)

260 also my new AC kicks ass
you can set it to 'meat locker'

fancy new thermostat- I can actually see the numbers

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 09:29 PM (geLO8)

261 60's pink porcelain was spiffy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2023 09:29 PM (oSNtk)

262 science question:

does humidity have anything to do with how cool the air feels? I could swear 72F with 40% humidity feels cooler than 72F with 10% humidity
Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 09:28 PM (geLO

Well if you can't sweat you will feel hotter since it won't evaporate but 40 vs 10 shouldn't matter.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:29 PM (eoQWY)

263 We had green and gold toilets in the 70s.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 22, 2023 09:25 PM (ouTlx)

*recovering bad memories like acid flashbacks*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2023 09:29 PM (RIvkX)

264 "79 years ago today, Pappy Eromero was wounded at Saint Lo"

Wow. Thanks Pappy!

Posted by: fd at June 22, 2023 09:30 PM (iayUP)

265 98: except that Ivan never accounted for me.

Doghouse, Beagle, things suck, over.

Posted by: Michael D. Edwards, 1st Lt, USAF at June 22, 2023 09:30 PM (FbcWf)

266 >AVOCADO and HARVEST GOLD you heathen!

Posted by: Oldcat

they always leave out Frost White

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 09:30 PM (geLO8)

267 yeah, PS-5 is the way to go.
Posted by: Oldcat

I'd have endorsed an Intellivision.

Posted by: Zombie George Plimpton at June 22, 2023 09:31 PM (KAi1n)

268 *recovering bad memories like acid flashbacks*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2023 09:29 PM (RIvkX)

At least we fought in our own ways to save future generations from this horror....

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:31 PM (eoQWY)

269 also they say the recent stretch of severe storms here is because of unusually high dew points

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 09:32 PM (geLO8)

270 they always leave out Frost White

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 09:30 PM (geLO

Ivory/almond

Posted by: BignJames at June 22, 2023 09:32 PM (AwYPR)

271 60's pink porcelain was spiffy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

One home I owned had a bathroom with powder blue fixtures - tub, toilet and sink. Add to that some Gawdawful gold brocade raised wallpaper and you have a world class design nightmare.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 09:32 PM (q3ANs)

272 261 60's pink porcelain was spiffy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June

Our house in NJ was mid mod with original fixtures in the upstairs bathroom. I loved it so much. I wish I could have moved that house here with us.

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

273 We have two bathrooms. One, the master was remodeled and is nice. The other one is, sub-optimal for taking a dump. The toilet is small (we're in a older modular home) and and very low to the ground compared to the other one.

It's flushing capabilities are, sub-optimal too.

And the cats stare at me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2023 09:33 PM (Q4IgG)

274
One home I owned had a bathroom with powder blue fixtures - tub, toilet and sink. Add to that some Gawdawful gold brocade raised wallpaper and you have a world class design nightmare.
Posted by: Tonypete at

That tile is worth money to the atomic ranch people!

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

275 269: around these parts (TX panhandle) the locals tell me that if there’s more humidity, the more severe the storm will be.

Posted by: Catch Thirty- Thr33 at June 22, 2023 09:35 PM (FbcWf)

276 Add to that some Gawdawful gold brocade raised wallpaper and you have a world class design nightmare.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 09:32 PM (q3ANs)
===
We had the same grandma.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2023 09:35 PM (RIvkX)

277 does humidity have anything to do with how cool the air feels? I could swear 72F with 40% humidity feels cooler than 72F with 10% humidity
Posted by: DB - at June

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I would think it should be the other way around at 72. Humidity makes it feels warmer and more uncomfortable at higher temperatures, all the way down to the mid-60s or so. At least for me.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 09:35 PM (rogaf)

278 There's already a vehicle that can get to the bottom of the Challenger Deep (Deepsea Challenger). What were these guys trying to accomplish using unknown technology?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2023 09:35 PM (KAi1n)

279 If y'all like sports and are not watching the CWS, y'all are missing some great and exciting baseball.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 22, 2023 09:35 PM (xOL0y)

280
And the cats stare at me.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22

Well duh. How are you supposed to go potty without a cat?

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

281 258 science question:

does humidity have anything to do with how cool the air feels? I could swear 72F with 40% humidity feels cooler than 72F with 10% humidity

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 09:28 PM (geLO

Absolutely does. Humidity is a key factor in determining the the Heat Index. For me, at 72 degrees the lower the humidity the cooler it feels. The lower the humidity the faster water vapor evaporates from the skin. At some point as the temperature drops, high humidity makes it feel colder to me. In the 50's and below. I don't know the science for this.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 09:35 PM (AMIL/)

282 I saw the Dew Points open for Asleep At The Wheel at the New Braunfels Wurstfest back in '85.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2023 09:36 PM (4I/2K)

283 279: PING!!!

(I wish they used wooden bats.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty- Thr33 at June 22, 2023 09:36 PM (FbcWf)

284 Helmsman!

Make revolutions for Davy Jones's Locker!

Posted by: Capt. Dr. Bone at June 22, 2023 09:37 PM (fY84s)

285 And the cats stare at me.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22

Well duh. How are you supposed to go potty without a cat?
Posted by: Piper

My pussy is always with me when I use the bathroom!

Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at June 22, 2023 09:38 PM (q3ANs)

286
science question:

does humidity have anything to do with how cool the air feels? I could swear 72F with 40% humidity feels cooler than 72F with 10% humidity
Posted by: DB

This chart shows the relationship between humidity temperature and how it is perceived as the apparent temperature.

https://tinyurl.com/34js8a73

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2023 09:38 PM (yFhY9)

287 176 Bats are very good dancers.
Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 08:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Bats? Meh.

Posted by: Johnny Castle at June 22, 2023 09:39 PM (s12c9)

288 But it's a dry heat.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 09:39 PM (rogaf)

289 I saw the Dew Points open for Asleep At The Wheel at the New Braunfels Wurstfest back in '85.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2023 09:36 PM (4I/2K)

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New Braunfels is nice. Gruene, too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 09:39 PM (LcBFM)

290 One home I owned had a bathroom with powder blue fixtures - tub, toilet and sink. Add to that some Gawdawful gold brocade raised wallpaper and you have a world class design nightmare.
Posted by: Tonypete

Except for the wallpaper, I would totally dig that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 22, 2023 09:40 PM (OX9vb)

291 These composite bats they use are made to replicate wood. Now the late 90's bats were insane. Lol

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 22, 2023 09:40 PM (xOL0y)

292 New Braunfels is nice. Gruene, too.
Posted by: Jordan61

Gruene Hall is a great music venue.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2023 09:40 PM (yFhY9)

293 281 258 science question:

does humidity have anything to do with how cool the air feels? I could swear 72F with 40% humidity feels cooler than 72F with 10% humidity

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Let's ask Magic Sling Psychrometer!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2023 09:41 PM (s12c9)

294 Evenin' Horde. I'm drinking some of the finest wine available from Wally World. Do not normally drink at home but I'm desperate to get some sleep tonight, and it's either alcohol or a Barack Obama podcast.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 22, 2023 09:41 PM (aBJcM)

295 Hey all. Tomorrow is the last day to order from my Etsy shop. I'm shutting her down. Thank for the support through the years. Covid hit a lot of small businesses hard, even online shops. I never recovered. Let me know if the link doesn't work.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfrk4vp

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 22, 2023 09:41 PM (5iFFd)

296 These composite bats they use are made to replicate wood. Now the late 90's bats were insane. Lol
Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 22, 2023 09:40 PM (xOL0y)

I bet using wood would be even more like wood

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:41 PM (eoQWY)

297 New Braunfels is nice. Gruene, too.
Posted by: Jordan61

I ate at Cooper's BBQ last time I was in New Braunfels. The food was good but I must admit, I really don't know much about BBQ and brisket.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 09:42 PM (q3ANs)

298 278 There's already a vehicle that can get to the bottom of the Challenger Deep (Deepsea Challenger). What were these guys trying to accomplish using unknown technology?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2023 09:35 PM (KAi1n)

They accomplished lower costs. On Sunday they accomplished something else.

Penny-wise, pound-foolish when dealing with an extreme environment.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 09:42 PM (AMIL/)

299 and it's either alcohol or a Barack Obama podcast.

Yikes!! I think you made the right choice!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 22, 2023 09:43 PM (5iFFd)

300 My ex was the Queen of too much AC. Metallic objects in a room would condense moisture, as they had cold-soaked to that point.

Intolerable.

And the rooms were cold, too.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2023 09:43 PM (e6UQI)

301 Good evening, sid!

I found some "calming sleep" playlists on spotify, one of which almost put me to sleep last night after about 15 minutes. Then I had to get up and go the bathroom, so had to play it for another 15. It actually helped turn off the thoughts in my head, though.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 22, 2023 09:44 PM (OX9vb)

302 Dew points are very important.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 22, 2023 09:44 PM (Xrfse)

303 I saw the Crotch Sweats open for Arm Pit Stench at Humid Hall in 1994.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2023 09:44 PM (yFhY9)

304 ...and didn't enrage me, as an Obama podcast would.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 22, 2023 09:44 PM (OX9vb)

305 This chart shows the relationship between humidity temperature and how it is perceived as the apparent temperature.

https://tinyurl.com/34js8a73
Posted by: Lost In Space
__________

Well shuck my corn. 40% humidity doesn't make it feel warmer until the temp hits 85. Would've, and did, guess much lower.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 09:44 PM (rogaf)

306
My ex was the Queen of too much AC. Metallic objects in a room would condense moisture, as they had cold-soaked to that point.

____________

Her Majesty in the summer: "We need to keep the house cool for the dogs."

Her Majesty in winter: "I don't like being cold."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 09:45 PM (MoZTd)

307 I found some "calming sleep" playlists on spotify, one of which almost put me to sleep last night after about 15 minutes. Then I had to get up and go the bathroom, so had to play it for another 15. It actually helped turn off the thoughts in my head, though.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

If needed, I'll play sounds of thunderstorms or rain on a metal roof to attain zzzzzzzz.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 09:45 PM (q3ANs)

308 I really don't know much about BBQ and brisket.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 09:42 PM (q3ANs)

What's to know? Jus' eat it!

Posted by: BignJames at June 22, 2023 09:46 PM (AwYPR)

309 203 79 years ago today, Pappy Eromero was wounded at Saint Lo. A piece of nazi 88 made a 1/2'X1/2' hole beneath his heart, with a 3'X3' exit wound, taking a lung and a couple ribs with it. And this was after landing with the 29th Inf Div on Omaha with nary a scratch. He was sent home at age 20 to die, which he promptly did, in 2004.

Posted by: Eromero

Too much like math with all those numbers and fractions, but Pappy E sounds like a helluva good man!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 22, 2023 09:46 PM (hOUT3)

310 I just watched "Crazy Rich Asians" with friend that never saw it before,

Crazy fun.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 22, 2023 09:46 PM (L5Mwe)

311 I found some "calming sleep" playlists on spotify, one of which almost put me to sleep last night after about 15 minutes. Then I had to get up and go the bathroom, so had to play it for another 15. It actually helped turn off the thoughts in my head, though.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

If needed, I'll play sounds of thunderstorms or rain on a metal roof to attain zzzzzzzz.
Posted by: Tonypete

Barbiturates are out of favor?

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2023 09:47 PM (yFhY9)

312 And just what the hell will Article 5 do, since we have sent most of the EU and US's hardware to be blown up already?

But yes, it is pretty clear they will make a stab at the Nuke plant they have been shelling for a year with NATO weapons.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2023 09:21 PM (eoQWY)

It'll give the government the chance to ship off the rest of the soldiers who actually believe in the greatness of the USA to die, so that our military is nothing but leftist psychopaths dreaming up plans to bomb red counties.

Our commies are just going to use Russian commies to do their dirty work.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 22, 2023 09:47 PM (7tN70)

313 Hey all. Tomorrow is the last day to order from my Etsy shop. I'm shutting her down. Thank for the support through the years. Covid hit a lot of small businesses hard, even online shops. I never recovered. Let me know if the link doesn't work.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfrk4vp
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 22, 2023 09:41 PM (5iFFd)

Sorry to see that you're closing it down.

TinyURL is assho. Does anyone else have a problem with it going through a bunch of other domains before taking you to the Etsy homepage?

www.etsy.com/shop/Prettys4youbyJulie

It's not a long link.

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2023 09:47 PM (FRKbN)

314 Off Crazy white trash sock,

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 22, 2023 09:48 PM (L5Mwe)

315 > And the cats stare at me.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22

Well duh. How are you supposed to go potty without a cat?
Posted by: Piper
___________

LOL... it is creepy sometimes.
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> around these parts (TX panhandle) the locals tell me that if there’s more humidity, the more severe the storm will be.
Posted by: Catch Thirty- Thr33
_____________

IIRC there's a correlation between high dewpoints and the potential for lightning. Air temp has to be upwards of 70F I think... depending on a whole slew of factors. My weather station figures this out and flashes a little lightning bolt icon to let me know storms are "possible."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2023 09:48 PM (Q4IgG)

316 Then I had to get up and go the bathroom, so had to play it for another 15. It actually helped turn off the thoughts in my head, though.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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Yeah maybe I need something like that. Melatonin gives me wacked out dreams (more so than usual). I haven't had this much trouble sleeping in years.

Or I could read library science journals.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 22, 2023 09:48 PM (aBJcM)

317 I don't know. Maybe because I've been without AC for a few days, it feels chilly.

FWP

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 09:49 PM (geLO8)

318 Barbiturates are out of favor?
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2023 09:47 PM (yFhY9)

If I could still get Quaaludes, I'd sleep every night.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 22, 2023 09:49 PM (OX9vb)

319 Helmsman!

Make revolutions for Davy Jones's Locker!
Posted by: Capt. Dr. Bone at June 22, 2023 09:37 PM (fY84s)

*part of the ship, part of the crew*

Posted by: Bootstrap Bill at June 22, 2023 09:49 PM (4I/2K)

320 thank you for your responses

*The more you know.*

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 09:49 PM (geLO8)

321
I really don't know much about BBQ and brisket.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 09:42 PM (q3ANs)

___________

We were at fire school at A&M and went at lunch to one of those old-timey barbecue places that served it on wax paper. One of our group, who was something of a metrosexual, asked if they had whole-wheat bread. The server, who looked like Earthquake McGoon, almost chased him out with a cleaver.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2023 09:49 PM (MoZTd)

322 Barbiturates are out of favor?
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2023 09:47 PM (yFhY9)

If I could still get Quaaludes, I'd sleep every night.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs

And Bill Cosby would still dating.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2023 09:50 PM (yFhY9)

323 149 Star Trek. It's the one where Spock's got green balls and needs to get home. What I can't figure is why McCoy didn't know about this particular Vulcan idiosyncrasy. It seems like the mating habits of an alien in his charge would be kind of important.

Posted by: fd

====

They beamed themselves into trouble, beamed trouble aboard, poked all sorts of galactic hornets nests. . .

Not knowing a horny Spock is a dangerous Spock seems low on Enterprise's list of risk-assessment failures.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 22, 2023 08:26 PM (mWBwS)

********

In all fairness, you 21st-century humans sucked at risk assessment, too.

Posted by: Mr. Spock, Green Balls and All at June 22, 2023 09:50 PM (xxG/v)

324 ...and didn't enrage me, as an Obama podcast would.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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Pixy had something this morning about how dull Barry and Bruce Springsteen's Spotify podcasts are. Yeah, I'm not that desperate yet...

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 22, 2023 09:50 PM (aBJcM)

325 295 Hey all. Tomorrow is the last day to order from my Etsy shop. I'm shutting her down. Thank for the support through the years. Covid hit a lot of small businesses hard, even online shops. I never recovered. Let me know if the link doesn't work.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfrk4vp
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer

It doesn’t take me directly to your page.

Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

326 And Bill Cosby would still dating.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2023 09:50 PM (yFhY9)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 22, 2023 09:50 PM (OX9vb)

327 318 Barbiturates are out of favor?
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 22, 2023 09:47 PM (yFhY9)

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All the young kids are doing fentanyl these days.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2023 09:51 PM (s12c9)

328 The Wally World wine is not bad. It helps if you know nothing about wine I guess.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 22, 2023 09:51 PM (aBJcM)

329 If I could still get Quaaludes, I'd sleep every night.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

How many do you need?

I mean.. . . Nevermind. .. .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2023 09:51 PM (q3ANs)

330 If I could still get Quaaludes, I'd sleep every night.

---------

Try the Kirkland Sleep Aid pills. All the slumber of Quaaludes without the embarrassment of waking up naked in the drive-thru lane at McDonalds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2023 09:53 PM (s12c9)

331
TinyURL is assho. Does anyone else have a problem with it going through a bunch of other domains before taking you to the Etsy homepage?

Ublock Origin doesn't like it at all.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2023 09:53 PM (63Dwl)

332 If I could still get Quaaludes, I'd sleep every night.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

They make driving an exotic sports car a nightmare!

Posted by: Jordan Belfort at June 22, 2023 09:55 PM (4I/2K)

333 Cicero, those antihistamine sleep aids give me restless leg syndrome, AND make me super groggy in the morning. I gave up on those.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 22, 2023 09:56 PM (OX9vb)

334 Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 22, 2023 09:41 PM (5iFFd)

Nope...didn't work. I'll put it in the sidebar for the next day.

Too bad Pixy can't get his head out of his ass and help out.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 22, 2023 09:58 PM (PHmov)

335 Weird Dave is in the house upstairs.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 22, 2023 09:58 PM (8vzCZ)

336 ONT is operative

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2023 09:58 PM (jzzG8)

337 288 But it's a dry heat.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 22, 2023 09:39 PM (rogaf)

In Phoenix and Tucson in the summer I've seen the "Feels Like" temperature be lower than the temperature. Rare, but happens when humidity is extremely low and the wind speed is fairly high. It's a wind chill effect!

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 09:59 PM (AMIL/)

338 Well shit sorry about that. I though it would work. Thanks CBD.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 22, 2023 10:00 PM (5iFFd)

339 All the slumber of Quaaludes without the embarrassment of waking up naked in the drive-thru lane at McDonalds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2023 09:53 PM (s12c9)

Was that you? I have photos!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 22, 2023 10:01 PM (PHmov)

340 Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 22, 2023 10:00 PM
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Order placed jewells. Will miss your store.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 22, 2023 10:13 PM (WyBNE)

341 Anyone here familiar with "Prelude to Axanar"?
Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2023 08:49 PM (KAi1n)

A fantastic fan short that is probably better writing, plotting and approach than what I would expect from whoever is doing the movies now.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2023 10:14 PM (xhaym)

342 While I have everyone trained this far, I have failed spectacularly with shaving cream on the mirror. Can he not see all those dots of foam flung hither and yon?
Posted by: Piper at June 22, 2023 09:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

Hey, then lets talk about sneezing with a mouthful of toothpaste too

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2023 10:19 PM (xhaym)

343 203 79 years ago today, Pappy Eromero was wounded at Saint Lo. A piece of nazi 88 made a 1/2'X1/2' hole beneath his heart, with a 3'X3' exit wound, taking a lung and a couple ribs with it. And this was after landing with the 29th Inf Div on Omaha with nary a scratch. He was sent home at age 20 to die, which he promptly did, in 2004.

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2023 09:04 PM (Uv0D2)
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Wow, what a story.

Posted by: Ciampino - What does a non binary person eat? ze/zir salad at June 22, 2023 11:11 PM (qfLjt)

344 330 If I could still get Quaaludes, I'd sleep every night.

---------

Try the Kirkland Sleep Aid pills. All the slumber of Quaaludes without the embarrassment of waking up naked in the drive-thru lane at McDonalds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 22, 2023 09:53 PM (s12c9)
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But you might meet chicks undressed that way!

Posted by: Ciampino -- What does a non binary person eat? ze/zir salad at June 22, 2023 11:13 PM (qfLjt)

345 TinyURL is assho. Does anyone else have a problem with it going through a bunch of other domains before taking you to the Etsy homepage?

Ublock Origin doesn't like it at all.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2023 09:53 PM (63Dwl)
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Try https://is.gd/

Posted by: Ciampino -- What does a non binary person eat? ze/zir salad at June 22, 2023 11:15 PM (qfLjt)

346 Ace... That alley pic... Wow, brings back memories of leaving a party at a German city 'castle' in 1989. Literally the same view.

Tchuss

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