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Men's Health: If You're a Man Attracted to Women, You're a Part of the Gay Rainbow Now, Too. You're a "Gynosexual."
Men's Health has always been, no offense, a gay magazine. In the nineties, I read a great parody of it, possibly in Maxim, calling it "Men's Health: The Women's Magazine for Men (TM)."
But they've outdone themselves now. Straight men are now "gynosexuals," and just another of the many flavors of gay.
Men's Health has an "Astroglide resident sex researcher"? This explains so much. I could see some usage for the word "gynosexual" if it lets me be straight and unhasseled about not accepting male transsexuals as women. But they didn't say that, so the word apparently doesn't confer the benefit of not having to pretend to be sexually interested in Men Wearing Party City Wigs. Meanwhile, a conservative writers said that "cisgender" is a slur and it was his own Gender Preference to not be called a "cisgender man," but just a man. The trans community, which never stops making terroristic demands about how we're to address the Transsexual Aristocracy, said that non-transgender normal people have no similar rights to dictate how they are to be addressed, and repeatedly called him "cis" and "cissy bitch."
"Gynosexual" stems from the Greek word "gyn," for "woman" or "female." "It's a relatively new term in the lexicon of sexual orientation, created to offer a more inclusive language for people who don't identify within the traditional gender binary," Foxx explains. For instance, if someone is non-binary and attracted to women, "gynosexual" may be a better fit for them than "straight" (which would typically be used by a man) or "lesbian" (which would typically be used by a woman). "Additionally, it can be used by individuals who may be attracted to femininity or femme-presenting expressions that have nothing to do with gender identity," Foxx adds. A gynosexual person can be attracted to feminine women, men, and/or non-binary people. Some gynosexual people are attracted to feminine people of all genders, while others are attracted just to feminine people of one gender, says Justin Lehmiller, Ph.D., a member of the Men's Health Advisory Panel and Astroglide's resident sex researcher.
Elon Musk agreed, and said that "cis" was in fact a "slur:"
James Esses
@JamesEsses Jun 20 Yesterday, after posting a Tweet saying that I reject the word 'cis' and don't wish to be called it, I receive a slew of messages from trans activists calling me "cissy" and telling me that I am 'cis' "whether or not I like it". Just imagine if the roles were reversed.
I'm not sure Elon Musk has any control over Twitter -- I suspect he gave up almost all power to his CEO as a condition for her taking the job, to appease the advertising-boycotters as well as Europe which imposes its own official, state-level demands for censorship. So I don't think his opinion about what is and what is not a slur even matters. James Esses noted the irony:
Elon Musk
@elonmusk Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions. The words "cis" or "cisgender" are considered slurs on this platform.
James Esses
@JamesEsses
Me: I don't recognise the term 'cis'. Please don't call me it. Trans activist: Tough. You can't change who you are or how others see you. Me: Well... this is awkward...
Yup, the contemptible creep that manufactured the term “cis” has serious problems. Ignore him.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 21, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: someguy at June 21, 2023 02:12 PM (Ecl8U)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:12 PM (B1FKF)
Does that mean that the Democrat Party will bend to my every will now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:10 PM (LvTSG)
Well, your fashion and interior decorating were always suspiciously strong...
And you type gay, so...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: Texas at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (lf83v)
And you type gay, so...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
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I think this is considered a hate crime now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)
cartmen used that word in an episode of 'south park' in which he puts a little plastic pink ribbon on his hat and insists on his right to stink up the girls' bathroom.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (fiT71)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (KFhLj)
I cannot seem to find cinnamon imperials (red hots) in the candy aisle anymore. They were tasty (back when I consumed sugar candy.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (pohLc)
Control is largely The Party's (security dept) again.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (VaVcd)
Wait. I've heard this story before.
Posted by: someguy at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (Ecl8U)
I'm not the one confused by reality.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (7nRFT)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)
I thought you would be pleased.
You gay guys are hard to read.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)
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The word normal has been banned?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (AYpIl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (pohLc)
Didn't they used to have pictorials of scantily clad women?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (iayUP)
That's right if you won't have sex with a tranny you will be guilty. And if you don't believe it go to a lesbian dating site and say you don't want to "date" a transwoman and see what happens.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)
You gay guys are hard to read.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)
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I'm not gay. I'm gynosexual. Get my labels right! It's all that matters to me! It's where I get my sense of self-worth from!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (ifUkZ)
Wasn't Gutfeld the managing editor of Maxim for a while? I know he hung out with the Samizdata crew while he lived in London.
Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (rj6Yv)
Actually come to think of it a lack of depth perception might be just what I've been looking for in a woman.
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (8oxb7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
Now THAT makes sense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (pohLc)
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I thought faggotry was to be in the business of selling cigarettes in England.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (LvTSG)
*makes tiny arm motions*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (aD39U)
I read that in Jesse Ventura's Blain(Blane?) voice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (Cus5s)
Don't like it, trannies? Then fuck right off...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (aD39U)
Ahem, I am the manliest man I know, and as a manly man I can tell you you'd have to be pretty gay to turn down a girthy ladypenis.
Posted by: David French at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (riDli)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (T5HCh)
Let's all hold hands and drop Super Straight and become Gynosexual! What benefits do we get now? I want my own month and flag.
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (zcPgo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (Ukf/F)
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So you have sex with a meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie, then sliced and served wrapped or stuffed in pita bread?
Posted by: Chef A. De Cuisine at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (8oxb7)
Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (iayUP)
That's an entire genre of woman's fiction.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Special Fred at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (or2+y)
Lesbian trapped in a man's body is supposed to be a joke.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (VaVcd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (LvTSG)
A distinction without a difference.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: SouthCentralPA at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (J3OJd)
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So you have sex with a meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie, then sliced and served wrapped or stuffed in pita bread?
Posted by: Chef A. De Cuisine "
Naw. Give me a spin.
Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: can of spam at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (7oNMO)
"Dr. Justin Lehmiller received his Ph.D. in Social Psychology from Purdue University"
more qualified that dr jill, anyway.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Gender Confused Dickens Character at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (Q4IgG)
I always looked at the... Men's Movement/Self Help/Life Coach leaders with a great deal of skepticism. Jack Murphy was just... well, look at him- who couldn't see that coming?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (zcPgo)
That's right if you won't have sex with a tranny you will be guilty. And if you don't believe it go to a lesbian dating site and say you don't want to "date" a transwoman and see what happens.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)
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It's all part of the same mindset that states that what is not forbidden is *required* by The Powers That Be.
Once all of the taboos are gone from society, then what was formerly taboo becomes the social norm. You will be made to conform. By force, if necessary.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Any thing that doesn't move off their shelves doesn't get purchased for display any longer.
Amazon for those things you can't find and you'll find plenty.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (7nRFT)
Posted by: Gender Confused Dickens Melville Character at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (KFhLj)
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So you have sex with a meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie, then sliced and served wrapped or stuffed in pita bread?
________
I thought the tzaziki sauce tasted a little funny.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: H. Melville at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (VaVcd)
Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (MNhXM)
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Not exactly. It's a bit more subtle than that. It's a language trick designed to try to level the linguistic playing field.
It is the deviant that gets named, not the normal. The normal doesn't need a name, because it's normal. Gay people get labeled, non-gay people don't need to be. Dudes who think they're chicks are abnormal, so they get the label ("trans," in this case). Dudes who know they're dudes are normal, so there is no label. They're just dudes. This is how language works.
All of this kind of linguistic chicanery is designed to make the abnormal non-abnormal. They can't do this without changing the language because the language is, by definition, normative. Since they can't make abnormality normal, they look to make normality co-equal with abnormality. They do this by synthesizing labels for the normal in the same manner that they label the abnormal, seeking to make it just one among many things, to drag it down to linguistically equal footing with deviance - and thus destroy the privileged position of normality.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (MNhXM)
You could have just said normal.
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (8oxb7)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:22 PM (B1FKF)
Well, there are people who'll stick their dingus in any warm piece of meat. So yes.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:22 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: JROD at June 21, 2023 02:22 PM (IlL6s)
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They're in charge, Ace. Right of power.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:22 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: snopes at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (Vwz3I)
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Oh goodie, liberals made up a new nonsense term.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (i7Q7S)
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Imma gonna need to see the new, hourly-updated, Kamala-inspired Venn Diagrams to make tails or tails of this ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (6+ZSF)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (/csRr)
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Perhaps not within Twitter anymore. I dunno.
But it does matter in the popular culture.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (ZGrMX)
The word normal has been banned?
Posted by: President Select Decaf
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'Neuronormal' is gaining traction. It means 'Sane', but with sciencey overtones.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (0v4YR)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (HiuPw)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (8oxb7)
Posted by: JROD at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (fb7jX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (t0OGg)
I'm glad I am dead and sitting in a jar.
Posted by: Abby Normal at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (iFTx/)
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Oh goodie, liberals made up a new nonsense term.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (i7Q7S)
Jargon. The mark of a subliterate thinker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (guGkK)
The connection between faggots and fascists has always been there.
Posted by: Regular joe at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Stuff My Dad Used To Say at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (ldF7/)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (/csRr)
Sure. That's why you picked a veep who's HO gauge.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (9UlRk)
I'll go with the old label, "Normal".
Thank you very much.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (fb7jX)
Good damn point, dude.
Why in the fuck should I have to accept the fags' slur for me (straight) as what I am?
I don't. I'll go with "normal," or "non-fag," TYVM.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (0v4YR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (aD39U)
1. Don't have anal sex in a car
2. Don't have anal sex in a bar ...
3 ....
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Red Line at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, I said don't look at me! at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Zombie Ernst Röhm, the highest-ranking gay Nazi at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (lf83v)
Every single part of the trans movement leads back to pedophiles.
Every. Single. Time.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (kzRvr)
It will only end with the trannies and alphabet people feeling more oppressed, harassed and objectified and derided.
Because the normals are sick of this shit.
So, good.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (6Tc2R)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (fs1hN)
Correct. That's why we call people who have multiple personalities "people who suffer from Dissociative Identity Disorder." We don't call normal people "people who don't suffer from Dissociative Identity Disorder."
It's understood that the deviation needs a name and the normal doesn't. It's understood that you don't describe the normal in terms of the deviation.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (CecP5)
I have no idea what she said, but she was pissed.
Posted by: jwest at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (B1FKF)
Ginger snapper attracted
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (0v4YR)
Do you know what ELSE had sciencey overtones?
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (8oxb7)
1. Don't have anal sex in a car
2. Don't have anal sex in a bar ...
3 ....
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (Cus5s)
I will not suck it, SamIam.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (aD39U)
It was called trynoassatol.
The problem with AIDS or monkeypox really isn't even the anal sex. You can only catch a disease from someone that has it, and if you have are monogamous you are only going to catch what your partner had coming into the relationship.
The real problem is having sex with dozens or hundreds of men you don't know. Yes, the anal sex makes it riskier but its the sheer number of sex partners.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (lc5cP)
And "gynosexual"? Must have been a homo that came up with this ugly, awkward term. No straight man would call themselves that.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (iFTx/)
"In the Toy Story universe, sex toys are alive"
https://tinyurl.com/p6m8resr
That's a horrifying thought.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (8oxb7)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (R38qh)
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Unless you're a radical deconstructionist looking to eliminate normality - then you make up words like "cisgendered" and "gynosexual."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (B1FKF)
Ginger snapper attracted
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (MNhXM)
Kunisexual
'Ahhhhh, Red Snapper! Very tasty....'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (OgrpQ)
No even bleeped.
Just a gap
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (ufFY8)
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So you have sex with a meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie, then sliced and served wrapped or stuffed in pita bread?
________
I thought the tzaziki sauce tasted a little funny.
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Go to Roy's and have a Roast Beef sandwich. I recommend the BBQ sauce. Just like a virgin.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Chuck C at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (Rr5Cf)
I have no idea what she said, but she was pissed.
Posted by: jwest at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (VP9ao)
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Did she say that she was going to build a coalition within the House to deny any funding to the FBI until those who subverted our electoral processes were put in jail?
Or did she blather about norms and being shocked?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Abby Normal at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (ufFY
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That's the right attitude!
Posted by: OceanGate Expeditions at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: Red Line at June 21, 2023 02:28 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:28 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:28 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 21, 2023 02:28 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:28 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Abby Normal at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (ufFY
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It had been so long since I'd seen the original Frankenstein that I was surprised to see that that scene from Young Frankenstein got lifted with almost no change from the original horror film. I thought it was a joke. It was really just a lift.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:29 PM (LvTSG)
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So you have sex with a meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie, then sliced and served wrapped or stuffed in pita bread?
________
I thought the tzaziki sauce tasted a little funny.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (lf83v)
Worst part is that nobody ever says it right.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 21, 2023 02:29 PM (KbCG3)
They already dox your political campaign contributions so why not your ballot.
Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2023 02:29 PM (v8JNZ)
Rubrosexual?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:28 PM (R38qh)
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I believe the term is "damned"...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 21, 2023 02:29 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:29 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (p+lBr)
No even bleeped.
Just a gap
The band requested it be excised like 15 years ago. I haven't heard it on the radio with that verse even existing since. You can still hear the original version on YouTube though, and it's fucking hilarious when Gen Z "reaction channels" hit it.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (ZGrMX)
And...that's the gay flag. The point of the gay flag is to let people know they have betters and those betters will destroy you if you cross them.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (ytSiK)
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Do not expect to hear Ten Years After, 'I'd love to change the world'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (Khgxe)
Posted by: Special Fred at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (or2+y)
Posted by: XTC at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (sm6Pk)
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So you have sex with a meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie, then sliced and served wrapped or stuffed in pita bread?
Only in Greece. In Turkey, your a Donerkebabist.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 21, 2023 02:31 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:31 PM (8oxb7)
any chance of that. I'd buy one or two.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 21, 2023 02:31 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2023 02:31 PM (F7Oh5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 21, 2023 02:32 PM (9RRW+)
... or you're a part of the problem!
H8er.
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:32 PM (LodBx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:29 PM (LvTSG)
If I recall, part of the "It's alive!" line was censored at the time, because it was (is) blasphemous. I forget the actual words, but Frankenstein essentially claims he is a god because he created life.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2023 02:32 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (MNhXM)
Thats close to what a coworker says when his young red head daughter those a temper tantrum, It's a ginger Snap
Posted by: Beartooth at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (8vzCZ)
I'll just go with being sane. You weirdos can blather on and on about whatever new, made-up labels you want to use.
I'll stick with sane. The opposite of what they are.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (Q4IgG)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (DcKNO)
--Jimmie Walker if he had been woke
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (LodBx)
Posted by: JJ Walker's cis-ter at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (F7Oh5)
His guests didn't like that. One older female guest started throwing around the term pedophilia.
And why the hell is a normal man liking a 24 year old "pedophilia" whereas an adult tranny twerking for a *4 year old* is perfectly ok?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Special Fred at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (or2+y)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (brAQZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (8oxb7)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (B1FKF)
++++
I'd go with "gyno-attracted rufosexual."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (t0OGg)
Trannies call it "part preference" or something like that when lesbians insist on a factory-installed vag. So it's not acceptable for anyone.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)
GYN-O-MITE!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (iayUP)
Biden mocks Second Amendment supporters, says you 'need an F-16' to take on government
June 21, 2023 11:48am EDT
https://tinyurl.com/99k3tkj3
Biden's remarks at a fundraising event in a private residence in California...
"We have to change," Biden said. "There’s a lot of things we can change, because the American people by and large agree you don’t need a weapon of war. I’m a Second Amendment guy. I taught it for four years, six years in law school. And guess what? It doesn’t say that you can own any weapon you want. It says there are certain weapons that you just can’t own. Even during when it was passed, you couldn’t own a cannon. You can’t own a machine gun.… No, I’m serious."
"You know, I love these guys who say the Second Amendment is — you know, the tree of liberty is water with the blood of patriots. Well, if [you] want to do that, you want to work against the government, you need an F-16. You need something else than just an AR-15," he added.
Full Remarks by President Biden at a Campaign Reception
https://t.co/Fd3gwZS5fj
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (guGkK)
So fuck off, pansy.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (brAQZ)
Who's Bob? From the NSA?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (XtkZj)
@davidharsanyi
Biden says he taught the Second Amendment for "four years, six years in law school?" I'm skeptical!
8:39 AM · Jun 21, 2023
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (MFZ8i)
Does your net wealth exceed $100M?
Are you a famous actor/musician?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (lc5cP)
--Jimmie Walker if he had been woke
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (LodBx)
153 GYN-O-MITE!
Posted by: JJ Walker's cis-ter at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (F7Oh5)
++++
LOL. This place, man.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Mister Ed at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (63Dwl)
Full Remarks by President Biden at a Campaign Reception
https://t.co/Fd3gwZS5fj
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (MFZ8i)
=========
Is that why the Taliban run Afghanistan now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (8oxb7)
--Jimmie Walker if he had been woke
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (LodBx)
153 GYN-O-MITE!
Posted by: JJ Walker's cis-ter at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (F7Oh5)
Lookit that Hordemind!
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (LodBx)
Trannies call it "part preference" or something like that when lesbians insist on a factory-installed vag. So it's not acceptable for anyone.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)
Get the undercoating from the dealer.
Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (F7Oh5)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)
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Okay, new idea...A t-shirt that says "The Part I prefer is vagina"
Just spitballing.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (ZGrMX)
It was called trynoassatol.
The problem with AIDS or monkeypox really isn't even the anal sex. You can only catch a disease from someone that has it, and if you have are monogamous you are only going to catch what your partner had coming into the relationship.
The real problem is having sex with dozens or hundreds of men you don't know. Yes, the anal sex makes it riskier but its the sheer number of sex partners.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (lc5cP)
___________
That and the type of group sex these lunatics engage in with these dozens of partners. It's not just anal sex with a condom or other protection. It's perverted blood- and feces-fetish sex in as rough and dangerous a manner as possible. It's much riskier than hetero group sex, which usually includes use of condoms and basic safety precautions. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (iFTx/)
"Going forward, 30 or 45 minutes of every reading class in Bibb County will be spent like this, building phonemic awareness, a core skill in what's called Structured Literacy or, broadly, the Science of Reading."
in other words, phonics. previously they were using what in the 1980s was called "whole language". just like their students, these idiots just never learn, do they.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)
++++
It takes a modern leftist to truly reduce a human being to component parts, thus truly and perfectly objectifying people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)
Is a surgically created vag using tilapia skin vegan? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: David French goes vegan at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (lc5cP)
Any faggot demands sexual congress with me will be met with my immediate VETO by way of multiple 9mm-gasms.
Given that the SIG P-938 is a 3/4 scale 1911 derivative, a John Moses Browning based design, then I am confident that I stand on Righteous Ground.
And the SIG is just the one that I carry concealed.
Just wait till I whup out the full size .45 ACP! I'll just tell the Twinks that "Government Model" means "teat", and to commence suckage of same.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (8oxb7)
You asked for it.
https://ytube.io/3fnW
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (LodBx)
https://t.co/Fd3gwZS5fj
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (MFZ8i)
This fucker taught 2A for "four years, six years in law school"?
What?
Fuck off, vegetable.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (GwxCX)
All the good ones are taken.
--------------
I think Mauve is still available.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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OTOH,
“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds”. - Oppenheimer, quoting from the Bhagavad-Gita
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (TyYgv)
Non-Binary hyper gynosexual.
1. I don't ascribe to any "gender identity" as they define them because I don't think they are real.
2. Hyper because I really like me some sex.
3. Gyno because I like women.
Posted by: mikethemoose at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (6kGoa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)
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This is true.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (guGkK)
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LMFAO!!
Biden went to a bottom tier law school and finished close to last in his class.
He never taught anything.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (pohLc)
Been going on decades. The difference now, it is being codified into law, and “mob rule” crowd sourced, replacing curriculum in schools, and subject for endless discussion on official state media.
I’m sure it’s all a coincidence and totally organic, grassroots phenomenon
Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (ldF7/)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (F7Oh5)
And the floor mats.
Don't skimp.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (B1FKF)
All the good ones are taken.
Someone on Etsy sells an "Ultra Pride Flag" that includes countries, sports teams, the Freemasons, all the major religions, and random other symbols. It gets funnier the longer you look at it.
https://tinyurl.com/5n65p2zz
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Pay attention at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (U7vnF)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM
I'm right here you know.
Posted by: Burnt Sienna at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (GwxCX)
To those who have asked - this is not restricting free speech.
I did not request, nor did Elon agree, to suspend accounts for using the term ‘cis’. He is talking about “repeated, targeted harassment”.
What this does is restore parity and common sense.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (LodBx)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (ifUkZ)
PUCE. IT IS THE COLOR OF CRUSHING THOSE THAT FED UPON US
It also is not taken yet.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (8oxb7)
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (LodBx)
https://rumble.com/v2vi6qc-calvinball.html
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (aD39U)
'Cis' is ideological language, signifying belief in the unfalsifiable concept of gender identity. You have a perfect right to believe in unprovable essences that may or may not match the sexed body, but the rest of us have a right to disagree, and to refuse to adopt your jargon.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (Vwz3I)
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (hSa/7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Karen down the street at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (U7vnF)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (Vwz3I)
Oppie never said that. I’d bet my left nut it was something more like
HOLY FVCKING SHIT IT WORKED!!
Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (ldF7/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (w9Wax)
The sad part is I knew exactly what you are talking about.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (guGkK)
Mentally Ill Freak.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (8oxb7)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg)
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)
Grandma knitted these shorts for me!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg)
353 BREAKING
And yet, despite the government’s draconian tactics, Danielle Smith, the current premier of Alberta in Canada, has just done something remarkable.
According to a new report from Revolver News, Smith took the bold and unprecedented step of apologizing to unvaccinated Canadians who’ve faced unfair treatment from the government throughout the “pandemic.”
Smith didn’t stop at just issuing an apology, however.
The top official has now promised that anyone who was terminated from their job because of their choice to be unvaxxed will be reinstated.
Posted by: SMOD at June 21, 2023 02:02 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (LodBx)
The one group that the Progressive-Leftist Elites will never put into the Group Y position is themselves. Nice job if you can get it.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (AMIL/)
Nice! I am more of a c-cup fan. But any port in a storm.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (GwxCX)
What kind of freakazoid could look at that and say "Yep, that's for me!"
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (MeG8a)
Justin Castreau is gonna be pissed.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (ZGrMX)
"Bud Light sales volume—the number of units of beer sold—was 30.3 percent lower than in the same week in 2022, the largest such drop since the week ending April 1."
Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (G0vdT)
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix
No tan lines. 11
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (9RRW+)
Christie Says Transgender Procedures On Minors Should Be Allowed If Parents Consent
Catturd ™ @catturd2 · 1h
So that’s what happened to him.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: bskb at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (JfUrl)
"I WOULD SHAVE IT'S ASS AND TEACH IT TO WALK BACKWARDS" !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (hSa/7)
He does.
He just did an interview with Zuby where he revealed they are still finding lines of code that suppress accounts, one of which was Elon's own.
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (dCxaZ)
.. is this a challenge ?
Posted by: SMOD at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (RHGPo)
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)
Cue David Spade from Tommy Boy:
Oh, those are real.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (G0vdT)
++++
Dang. It just keeps getting worse for Bud Light, and that doesn't make a huge amount of sense given how long this has been going on. I thought it would have stabilized by now after a rebound, probably landing at a permanent -20%.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (t0OGg)
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)
Grandma knitted these shorts for me!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (XtkZj)
Perls before swine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (17s+e)
Well, that's evergreen.
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (LodBx)
She’s too young to have that neck. Or that was just an unfortunate timing of a photo.
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (Ukf/F)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (hSa/7)
I see what they are trying to do, but it isn't going to work. They are trying to slip the counterfeit women in as someone desirable for men to have sex with. But Dylan Mulva and other males donning their women-face are not really feminine. Men will not have sex with them. Unless the men are gay, I guess, though really, what normal male wants to have sex with them?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 21, 2023 02:44 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (XtkZj)
Perls before swine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (zZu0s
Mmmm..bacon
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:44 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (MeG8a)
Well, that's why we don't tell the kids before we do the surgery!
-- The Pritzker Foundation
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:44 PM (guGkK)
I'm not sure Elon Musk has any control over Twitter
He does.
He just did an interview with Zuby where he revealed they are still finding lines of code that suppress accounts, one of which was Elon's own.
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2023 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)
Muldoon, though, will find a way.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (w2rH2)
All the good ones are taken.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (XtkZj)
Doesn't matter once it's covered in the blood of your enemies.
Posted by: XTC at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (8oxb7)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM
Don't go there or you'll be hearing from our attorneys.
Posted by: Pantone, holder of 2161 color patents at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (ZGrMX)
I do wonder if he can occupy and manage a province directly from Ottawa?
I mean Alberta is prime tank country, I bet their 27 remaining tanks would just tear up the place
Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Flesh Crayola at June 21, 2023 02:46 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:46 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (Vwz3I)
I mean, that's almost better. She's come around.
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:46 PM (LodBx)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 21, 2023 02:46 PM (hSa/7)
I see what they are trying to do, but it isn't going to work. They are trying to slip the counterfeit women in as someone desirable for men to have sex with. But Dylan Mulva and other males donning their women-face are not really feminine. Men will not have sex with them. Unless the men are gay, I guess, though really, what normal male wants to have sex with them?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 21, 2023 02:44 PM (fs1hN)
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I don't think even normal gay men want to have sex with these freaks. That's a major part of the reason why they are so fucked in the head. NOBODY wants them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:46 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2023 02:46 PM (tTxmq)
Thus proving the old axiom that “Democrats fuck shit up, Republicans make damn sure it stays that way”.
Posted by: Any Questions? at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (ldF7/)
Gay men don't want a dude that is a woman or a woman that is a dude. They want a dude.
Gay women don't want a chick that is a man or a man that is a chick. They want a chick.
Trans men/women want a man/woman but can't get straight ones to even stop running.
They are isolated to themselves, like furries and girls that claim to be cats.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (XtkZj)
Every one of them, to a man/woman, referred to me as "Sir".
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (oVZ+Q)
Pretty sure those are just his jammies that got left out when his wife "had some friends over"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Orange Crayola at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (R4Jsw)
Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (G0vdT)
=========================
We can beat that number!!
Posted by: Fox News at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (w2rH2)
Posted by: Couch Fucker at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (8vzCZ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 21, 2023 02:44 PM (fs1hN)
++++
I think that's part of it, yeah. And no, it won't work.
Men's Health didn't get the memo that Pride Month and everything to do with it is toxic now. They better wise up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (t0OGg)
Every one of them, to a man/woman, referred to me as "Sir".
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (oVZ+Q)
How many fingers am I holding up?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (R4Jsw)
==================
This might be what used to be called a "distinction without a difference"
Posted by: Slippery Sam at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (w2rH2)
Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (G0vdT)
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We can beat that number!!
Posted by: Fox News at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (w2rH2)
Hey, hold our Bud Light!
Posted by: The Walt Disney Co. at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (guGkK)
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
___
Stick to your knitting and it will pay off someday
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (fs1hN)
.. is this a challenge ?
Posted by: SMOD at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (RHGPo)
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Did Afghanistan have F-16s?
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (KCKTN)
Posted by: Couch Fucker at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (8vzCZ)
Remember our couches are SOFA KING GREAT!
Posted by: SOFA KING at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Elric Blade
Anyone else notice how far our language has fallen?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: Couch Fucker at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (8vzCZ)
Call me!
~The Love Seat
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (hSa/7)
Those 2 categories are the TikTok version of the Black Plague, and Men's Health, by promoting this gynocentric term is just giving its metrosexual soi boi readership a nudge oto the exit ramp that spills out on Social Acceptability Highway.
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (dCxaZ)
What kind of freakazoid could look at that and say "Yep, that's for me!"
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (MeG8a)
They have been sold the bill of goods that doing this will make them feel better about themselves. And it is probably aided by people who have already gone down the same path, know in the back of their heads that it is a bill of goods, but are now trying to make it all worthwhile.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (zZu0s)
Nice! I am more of a c-cup fan. But any port in a storm.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM
https://tinyurl.com/22dzr2rb
I'm not enough of an expert to judge cup size at a glance, but this brunette seems to enjoy revealing her pair on the beach. I'm guessing D?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (ireR6)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (Vwz3I)
Every one of them, to a man/woman, referred to me as "Sir".
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (oVZ+Q)
Good news, Tonypete!
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (LodBx)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (VdGjU)
This is where Hank unknowingly becomes a Pimp .
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: JEFFREY TOOBIN at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (2znMt)
https://tinyurl.com/22dzr2rb
I'm not enough of an expert to judge cup size at a glance, but this brunette seems to enjoy revealing her pair on the beach. I'm guessing D?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (ireR6)
Seems legit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (XtkZj)
Eh, it's probably nothing.
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (8oxb7)
What if the parents consent to having the child's arms removed? Is that ok too you BarryO cocksucker?
Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (iayUP)
++++
Shoulda read the sock. Didn't read the sock. Full of regret.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg)
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Marcuse's "liberating tolerance"
Posted by: Oglebay at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (7fVdQ)
Thus proving the old axiom that “Democrats fuck shit up, Republicans make damn sure it stays that way”.
Posted by: Any Questions? at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (ldF7/)
Or that Chris Christie is a raging moron.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Couch Fucker at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (8vzCZ)
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*gives the side eye to the sofa in the hipster coffee shop*
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (KCKTN)
LMFAO
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (8oxb7)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM
It WAS a trap! Bastage!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (MeG8a)
...
No?
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (LodBx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (guGkK)
It is positively demonic to get young gullible idiots to indulge in a sexual kink...by removing their ability to enjoy sex at all.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg)
You should've read the sock, man!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)
I didn't understand a word she said. It was loud and fast.
Posted by: jwest at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (VP9ao)
Hagerman is Liz' replacement right? Smart lady.
Posted by: micky at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)
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Correction:
Christie is a fat, disgusting, pandering, raging moron.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (KCKTN)
98.6% vs. 1.4%.
And God/Gaia/Mother Nature/Erf and Sanity all have already decided that Not-NormalSexual is a Dead End, spiritually, emotionally, metaphysically, ethically, rationally, physically, mentally, and evolutionarily.
I don't make the rules. I do enforce them.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (tTxmq)
Posted by: Pepperidge farms remembers at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: admiral akbar at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (Vwz3I)
Christie is a fat, disgusting, pandering, raging moron.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (DcKNO)
I like the edit- but can we work in communism and homosexuality as well?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: "Oddbob" at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (nfrXX)
"Have you noticed that no one who identifies as binary is attractive?"
*gaysplaining mode* "attractive" in this case is code for f---able.
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (dCxaZ)
Gender studies types in academia have been screeching that gay men are just as oppressive as straight men, even if they aren't white, for years now.
The fact that 99% of the people saying this are extraordinarily ugly women isn't noted nearly enough.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: admiral akbar at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (Vwz3I)
Which is mightier than the sword.
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (LodBx)
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (AMIL/)
Its opposite would be "androsexual", anyone attracted to men, including gay men.
"Hey, for all you gynosexuals, here's a picture of Heather Locklear in her prime."
"Hey, for all you androsexuals, here's a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime."
I thought up those words years ago (they are pretty obvious), but never actually used them, because they sound weird. Just like I never actually use "gynoid" for "android made with female appearance".
Posted by: mr_jack at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (LNPSJ)
Christie is a fat, disgusting, pandering, raging moron.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (DcKNO)
I like the edit- but can we work in communism and homosexuality as well?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (zZu0s)
Also, stylistically it needs more donut-related content.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (fiT71)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (8oxb7)
The liar in chief also said, again, that nobody could own a cannon. Well there has never been a day in the history of the country when people couldn't own a muzzle loading cannon, Joe. Besides, most of the F-16s and F-15s in the world are in the various air national guard units of the states, not in USAF.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (CecP5)
Gender studies types in academia have been screeching that gay men are just as oppressive as straight men, even if they aren't white, for years now.
The fact that 99% of the people saying this are extraordinarily ugly women isn't noted nearly enough.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (ZGrMX)
I'd say it is just the human nature to want to be distinct, but also part of a group. Tribalism, in a way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Patrick Carroll at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (7Ozoq)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (nfrXX)
Um … yeah, no. I discussed the transexual or transvestite thing with a gay musician friend, kind of a hippy. I was curious What the hell is up with that? keeping in mind same sex attraction alone is incomprehensible to me. He busted out laughing, shaking his head. So they don’t get it.
I think he mentioned taking acid helped him realize was homosexual or something like that. I suggested that maybe he didn’t take enough acid, which he did not take very well.
Posted by: Any Questions? at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (ldF7/)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (lt8yw)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 21, 2023 02:55 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: That Northernlurker
I saw Man's Hairy Anus open for Damn Near Everyone in Fire Island.
Posted by: Buttigig at June 21, 2023 02:55 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (MeG8a)
I have, and it's horrible. Even I wouldn't post those kinda links here.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 02:55 PM (ireR6)
The liar in chief also said, again, that nobody could own a cannon. Well there has never been a day in the history of the country when people couldn't own a muzzle loading cannon, Joe. Besides, most of the F-16s and F-15s in the world are in the various air national guard units of the states, not in USAF.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (CecP5)
So...I guess J6 was much ado about nothing. Unless I missed those civilian fighter jets whizzing around.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 21, 2023 02:55 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (AMIL/)
"You sure about that?"
-- Joe Haldeman
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)
Make sure to check your Sheila downstairs before you give her some tongue.
Posted by: Words of Wisdom From Crocodile Dundee at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: admiral akbar at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (Vwz3I)
Which is mightier than the sword.
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (LodBx)
I am thinking I would not want to get in a sword fight with my dick- but that might just be me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (XtkZj)
Most furries ARE trannies.
It's the full 100% Antifa uniform.
Posted by: XTC at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (sm6Pk)
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Be fun to send Biden down for a look.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: Gref
Captain Ned would never had permitted this outward display of force.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (lt8yw)
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Increasingly, they don't.
It's a profound social problem that has dramatic potential consequences in terms of survival of the civilzation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)
Its opposite would be "androsexual", anyone attracted to men, including gay men.
"Hey, for all you gynosexuals, here's a picture of Heather Locklear in her prime."
"Hey, for all you androsexuals, here's a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime."
I thought up those words years ago (they are pretty obvious), but never actually used them, because they sound weird. Just like I never actually use "gynoid" for "android made with female appearance".
Posted by: mr_jack at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (LNPSJ)
But the "sexual" part of the word isn't needed for someone to look at both of those photos and think, "Nice!"
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (LodBx)
Female trannies seem to follow the same pattern.
Not sure about male trannies, they seem to fall more into the "If I can never have a female partner I'll just become one"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 21, 2023 02:55 PM (nnp+f)
I wanted to check out the first one when it came out but not enough to pick up netflix.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (saYt3)
___
We don't need an F-16 to successfully challenge the U.S. government. Just some bricks, bats, bike-lock loaded socks, fireworks, batons, flagpoles, umbrellas, frozen water bottles, etc. as long as an R is in office and someone like Bill Barr is protecting us.
Posted by: Antifa at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (zZu0s)
I keep mine in reserve for use only when all other weapons have failed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (VdGjU)
++++
It didn't.
But they want you think that it did, which is why they play these language tricks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (t0OGg)
Which has been pointed out every time he repeats that along with the equally false mention of machine guns. The only plausible explanation is that he is fully demented or he is knowingly lying.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (KCKTN)
They might now.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:59 PM (LodBx)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (nfrXX)
Yes to both!
Posted by: Inogame at June 21, 2023 02:59 PM (53oGX)
It was a nothingburger. Typical Netlfix generic action movie. NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE SHOOTING. Okay.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 02:59 PM (saYt3)
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When I was a new LT at Quantico hitting DC was great cuz most of the guys there were homos. Chicks surrounded by homos really go out of their way when a Breeder walks in.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:59 PM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 03:00 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:00 PM (o7Evv)
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Be fun to send Biden down for a look.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (ifUkZ)
I don't really care. I think it is a horrible way to go, but it is also the chances you take. I guess I am an asshole, but whenever these kind of 'adventurers in danger' stories come up, I think: this is why you do this. This is what makes people do stupid shit because there is a chance these things can happen, so, you lost the pool. The next 100 guys will do it just because you all bought it.
Being the first man on Mars or the Moon, I get. This? It seems like empty gestures trying to fill an emptiness in people's lives.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:00 PM (o7Evv)
Or a used submarine. If you can find it.
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (LodBx)
Posted by: Words of Wisdom From Crocodile Dundee
Also uttered in CPO-speak before liberty at OLONGAPO.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (W1/AW)
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (AMIL/)
"You sure about that?"
-- Joe Haldeman
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)
Ha! A terrific novel.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:59 PM (LodBx)
__________
90% that black dude is gay. I got no issue with interracial couples. I date outside my race more often than not. But I'm sick of getting it shoved in my face all the time, like white people are so icky their stench needs to be mitigated by the inclusion of a minority in all things.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (iFTx/)
The Modern American Woman is hard at work trying to solve this problem.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (saYt3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (guGkK)
'Last Stand with Dick and the Boys' is a tragedy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)
I'll admit I didn't "teach law school" for four or six years, or whatever the lie is this time. I would like to see where Short Stairs thinks this simple sentence says there are certain weapons that you just can't own:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Posted by: spindrift at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (ivvNA)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (rVRTp)
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We don't need an F-16 to successfully challenge the U.S. government. Just some bricks, bats, bike-lock loaded socks, fireworks, batons, flagpoles, umbrellas, frozen water bottles, etc. as long as an R is in office and someone like Bill Barr is protecting us.
Posted by: Antifa at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM
But I thought Jan 6th was a literal insurrection/coup, perpetrated by a few thousand people without weapons at all?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (ireR6)
There was one scene that I ran a couple of times where Thor is literally killing guys by the handful in a confined space, and yet there are never any bodies lying about for him to trip over. Maybe the assailants were dragging them out of the way, though that seems unlikely.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (aD39U)
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Eet weel keeel.
Posted by: doug marcaida at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (Vwz3I)
cismale and gynosexual are just queermouth-talk for "red-blooded American male."
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (+aI/4)
You sir, have won the internet for the week!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (LodBx)
'Used submarine' sounds like a euphemism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (saYt3)
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Can't be done. I reckon that most straight men will go abroad to look for a wife before going gay.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (W1/AW)
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I'd subscribe to your newsletter.
But this stupid administration has a number of these idiots making policy.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 03:03 PM (DcKNO)
They disappear when you kill them in video games. Is that not how real life works?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (saYt3)
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (AMIL/)
"You sure about that?"
-- Joe Haldeman
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)
Ha! A terrific novel.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (AMIL/)
_________
Yes. And when I read it as a kid, I remember thinking that government-forced homosexuality was impossible and would never work even if it was tried. How little did I know . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (U7vnF)
Those guys are FAGS!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
Don't know. Let perform some experiments!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (W1/AW)
++++
This is not even remotely true.
If this were to happen, everything in the world would enter a period of gradual improvement.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (o7Evv)
Can't be done. I reckon that most straight men will go abroad to look for a wife before going gay.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)
Yup. Or the 'hood. There are plenty of good, young white American women, and they're the biggest victims. So many young white women in our country are just purely toxic. Poison. Not worth the risk. Worst chicks on the planet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2023 03:05 PM (oINRc)
You sir, have won the internet for the week!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (GwxCX)
LOL
I'm not seeing it in the last few threads.
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:05 PM (LodBx)
Fevre is a neat little thriller set in the years before the Civil War and involving Mississippi riverboats -- and a hominid species called "vampire" that has preyed on humans since we lived in caves. Very creepy and effective.
If his Thrones stuff is dull (and I had trouble finishing the first book, I'll admit), it may just be that he is tired.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2023 03:05 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sam Brinton at June 21, 2023 03:06 PM (U7vnF)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (o7Evv)
So... you are saying Sandra Fluke is a 'Used Submarine'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 21, 2023 03:07 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 03:07 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 21, 2023 03:07 PM (+j/HV)
Posted by: Let's get right down to brass tacks at June 21, 2023 03:08 PM (AJ2DX)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (o7Evv)
Sounds kind of boring. How would anyone know who won?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 21, 2023 03:08 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Sam Brinton
Take it off, and we'll discuss.
Posted by: Big Bubba, Brinton's Bunk Buddy at June 21, 2023 03:08 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2023 03:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 03:08 PM (Vwz3I)
We are seeing a linguistic "centering" in all of the examples of "not" language, and "cis" is one of the offenders: everyone gets to define themselves, except for the majority, who must identify as "not-(minority)".
So, you're "not trans", as opposed to a woman or a man.
With "neurotypical", also sometimes used as a slur, you're "not on the autism spectrum".
And so forth.
Will we see the AWFLs start identifying as "non-BIPOC"?
(I refuse to identify as "not something I am not", but that's where they want us. "centered".)
Posted by: barbarausa at June 21, 2023 03:09 PM (uAuXI)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:09 PM (o7Evv)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2023
***
Funny, though, how they liked to splash attractive young actresses and starlets in suggestive poses and outfits on the covers. I well recall when the young Michelle Williams, ca. 2000, appeared on a Maxim cover, and Christina Ricci before that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (J2vNu)
We are going to have to go full SCIENCE!™ and base our terms on XX vs XY.
Self identifying as "XX Attracted"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (3hSHB)
and
Fuck these people
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (sJHOI)
Fuck this world.
Posted by: Rust Cohle at June 21, 2023 03:11 PM (AJ2DX)
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM
Sure is! you must have missed the conversation above!
222 209 This busty bikini blonde on a yacht will not give the time of day to any man describing himself as a "gynosexual:"
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM
Nice! I am more of a c-cup fan. But any port in a storm.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM
https://tinyurl.com/22dzr2rb
I'm not enough of an expert to judge cup size at a glance, but this brunette seems to enjoy revealing her pair on the beach. I'm guessing D?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 03:11 PM (ireR6)
Posted by: Richard Starkey at June 21, 2023 03:11 PM (w9Wax)
We are going to have to go full SCIENCE!™ and base our terms on XX vs XY.
Self identifying as "XX Attracted"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (3hSHB)
You know... XXY is a thing...
Posted by: Zander Reboot at June 21, 2023 03:12 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (J2vNu)
===
They were over-compensating
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2023 03:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 03:12 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 03:13 PM (3hSHB)
Remember the kid who got hounded mercilessly for creating that chart including "super straight" and "supergay"?
Those would each be represented by "XX Attracted".
(I denounce myself as a H8R)
Posted by: barbarausa at June 21, 2023 03:13 PM (uAuXI)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 03:12 PM (DcKNO)
Speak for yourself.
My retirement plan is being a roaming outlander.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2023 03:13 PM (9UlRk)
(a) straight
(b) twisted
And "twisted" can get bent.
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 21, 2023 03:07 PM (+j/HV)
(a) Straight
(b) Blasphemous
2 choices.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 03:13 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Cisalpine Gaul at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (fxrF8)
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A member of my fiction writing group insists on having his hero engage in a martial-arts fight with *five* other guys -- inside a hut. I point out that the largest hut in existence would be far too cramped, and the presence of furniture too much of a hurdle, for his hero. "Have him fight them outside!" Nope, he doesn't get it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (nfrXX)
Yes to both!
Posted by: Inogame at June 21, 2023 02:59 PM (53oGX)
Joe lies, knowingly or unknowingly, every time he speaks. He lied so often in his younger days that his brain eventually became wired to always be on Lying Autopilot. This makes him the perfect POTUS tool for the Leftist Cabal.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (AMIL/)
Men take women to the beach at night to watch submarine races.
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM
I remember taking a young woman to the beach after we watched 'Jaws' at the drive in. I think it was a test of my masculinity. Could I walk within a couple feet of the ocean after dark ever again?
I passed, somewhat. Got within 20 feet.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (3hSHB)
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Let's do Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, and Epsilon too!
/Aldous Huxley
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (U7vnF)
Posted by: Marooned at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (kt8QE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (J2vNu)
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I dunno, Captain America took on a half-dozen guys in an elevator once.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (oHd/0)
(a) straight
(b) twisted
And "twisted" can get bent.
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 21, 2023 03:07 PM (+j/HV)
Identify as twisted cis-[fill_in_the_blank]
Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (ziC6j)
So, six of the four years he taught 2A were in law school.
Posted by: Emmie -- July 15 ArkanOklaMoMe RSVP email link in nic at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Marooned at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (kt8QE)
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heh
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 03:18 PM (DcKNO)
Identify as twisted cis-[fill_in_the_blank]
Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (ziC6j)
Ter
Posted by: We're not gonna take it! at June 21, 2023 03:18 PM (AJ2DX)
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (AMIL/)
"You sure about that?"
-- Joe Haldeman
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)
Ha! A terrific novel.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (AMIL/)
_________
Yes. And when I read it as a kid, I remember thinking that government-forced homosexuality was impossible and would never work even if it was tried. How little did I know . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
Maybe I'll change my nic to Major Mandella.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:18 PM (AMIL/)
Men take women to the beach at night to watch submarine races.
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM
I remember taking a young woman to the beach after we watched 'Jaws' at the drive in. I think it was a test of my masculinity. Could I walk within a couple feet of the ocean after dark ever again?
I passed, somewhat. Got within 20 feet.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (enJYY)
Wife and I on our honeymoon did a little boat tour of the Amalfi Coast. They stopped to let us swim if we wanted. I was so freaked out at not being able to touch the bottom that I swam to shore as fast as I could. Same thing coming back to the boat.
I ended up getting sick. Fuck the ocean and its creatures.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 21, 2023 03:18 PM (KbCG3)
Haven't we all? Ah...Pittsburgh...
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 21, 2023 03:19 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:18 PM (AMIL/)
The Old Queer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 03:19 PM (aD39U)
People might start adopt catch-phrase philosophy like "Cis-women are real women," and we can't have that now can we?
Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 21, 2023 03:19 PM (lbYUt)
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:19 PM (LodBx)
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (U7vnF)
'Thanks for the memory
Of cushions on the floor
Hash with Dinty Moore
That pair of gay pajamas that you bought and never wore"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 03:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:18 PM (AMIL/)
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Not "The Old Queer?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 21, 2023 03:20 PM (fxrF8)
I'm not enough of an expert to judge cup size at a glance, but this brunette seems to enjoy revealing her pair on the beach. I'm guessing D?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 03:11 PM (ireR6)
D's alright. As in dead retinas.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 21, 2023 03:20 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Marooned at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (kt8QE)
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heh
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM
Like "super straight", I'm afraid that identity isn't allowed. I know we say "accept all genders and all people's truths", not for you. You're less than human fascists that deny people's humanity!!!!
Posted by: Gaystapo at June 21, 2023 03:21 PM (ireR6)
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:21 PM (LodBx)
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:19 PM (LodBx)
Huh?
Posted by: Gary Buechler at June 21, 2023 03:21 PM (zZu0s)
This busty bikini blonde on a yacht will not give the time of day to any man describing himself as a "gynosexual:"
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023
More research is required of course, but I seem to notice that girls with tats have the trailer park as the backdrop, while tat-free girls get their pictures taken on yachts. Won't you help support my research with a tax-deductible* donation?
* Subject to Lois Lerner's interpretation of the tax code.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2023 03:21 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (3hSHB)
===
Let's do Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, and Epsilon too!
/Aldous Huxley
I dated an XX-α We about killed each other.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 03:22 PM (3hSHB)
P.S. This is worse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwZz26eIBbc
Posted by: Marooned at June 21, 2023 03:22 PM (kt8QE)
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (U7vnF)
'Thanks for the memory
Of cushions on the floor
Hash with Dinty Moore
That pair of gay pajamas that you bought and never wore"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 03:20 PM (zZu0s)
; )
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:22 PM (LodBx)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 21, 2023 03:22 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 03:23 PM (aD39U)
I'm not enough of an expert to judge cup size at a glance, but this brunette seems to enjoy revealing her pair on the beach. I'm guessing D?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 03:11 PM (ireR6)
Well, I guess you did warn us it was a trap.
*hurries off to find the link to Jiggly Overalls Girl again*
Posted by: spindrift at June 21, 2023 03:24 PM (ivvNA)
Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at June 21, 2023 03:24 PM (lfSFb)
That's right if you won't have sex with a tranny you will be guilty. And if you don't believe it go to a lesbian dating site and say you don't want to "date" a transwoman and see what happens.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)
A VERY common kink of teh gheys and trannies is that they get off on the idea of fucking straight men. Preferably against their will, mostly through shaming straights into sex rather than outright physical force. They don't even care about trying to turn them gay, they just want to humiliate the straights by making them take it up the squeekhole.
Normal people refer to this as rape.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2023 03:25 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 21, 2023 03:26 PM (vg8N1)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 21, 2023 03:22 PM (VdGjU)
He has always believed it. His professed love of LGBTwhatevers is another of his endless lies.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:26 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2023 03:13 PM (9UlRk)
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Indeed. And there's always the chance I'll find a large stone that takes me back to early 18th century Scotland where I can meet my Highlander gggggg-grandfather Duncan MacLeod who fought in and survived The Last Rising (no joke).
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 03:27 PM (p6TW6)
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (fiT71)
Nah, just lamb and pork. Beef and chicken are innovations for people who probably don't like tzatziki either or think Falafel is filling.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2023 03:27 PM (xhaym)
His version was soft cornflower blue, off-white, and harsh orangish-red.
His flag was also smeared instead of sharp stripes and stars.
Posted by: Nan G at June 21, 2023 03:37 PM (QgZXy)
Posted by: Jake Speed at June 21, 2023 03:46 PM (Vu1jV)
But I thought Jan 6th was a literal insurrection/coup, perpetrated by a few thousand people without weapons at all?
Posted by: Moron Analyst
Wandering grandma > F-16
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2023 03:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 21, 2023 04:31 PM (wGqjj)
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