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The teachers unions lobbied Rachel Walensky to let teachers give Zoom "classes" from vacation spots so that children could suffer the worst educational decline in history: math and reading scores for 13-year-olds hit lowest levels in decades.
The NYT rats out their teachers union co-conspirators:The federal standardized test, known as NAEP, was given last fall, and focused on basic skills. The 13-year-olds scored an average of 256 out of 500 in reading, and 271 out of 500 in math, down from average scores of 260 in reading and 280 in math three years ago. Achievement declined across lines of race, class and geography. But in math, especially, vulnerable children -- including Black, Native American and low-income students -- experienced bigger drops. ... The last time math performance was this low for 13-year-olds was in 1990. In reading, 2004.Gay extremists have a constitutional right to free access to your children's minds and bodies:
A James O'Keefe sting has a Blackrock recruiter confessing that Blackrock can purchase an American senator for $10,000. David French: I almost joined a cult... for love. Almost, cvck? Does a Swingers Club count as a cult or is that just a social thing?
In the summer of 1993, I almost joined a cult. For love.David French was born in December, 1969. In 1993, he was twenty four years old. This isn't a high school kid joining a cult "for love." This is a full-grown man, graduated from college, and presumably now in law school. And this emotional basket-case almost joins a cult for love. The next time you feel the gales of David French's hurt feelings blowing across the internet, remember, he's admitting to you that he's an emotionally-damaged manbaby.
This is the cult that the Duggers were in. You know, they had that son that committed sex crimes.
It was the same cult featured in the current most-watched show on Amazon Prime, a documentary series called "Shiny Happy People."
Pastor French uses his New York Times column to bash Christians, as usual, and then offers this incredible observation:
I'm going to address the issue of abuse below, but I also want to focus on a different question: Why are otherwise good, solid people attracted to movements like Gothard's? How can they not see its controlling darkness? My own story isn't uncommon. If you lived in evangelical America in the 1980s and 1990s, you'd often encounter men and women who were deeply influenced by Gothard. When I was 24 years old, I was engaged to a woman I'd been dating for two years. She and her family followed Gothard's teachings and attended events
sponsored by the Institute in Basic Life Principles. She told me that she couldn't marry a man who hadn't attended its introductory course, the Basic Seminar. Just as important, as it happened, her father said he would not allow his daughter to marry anyone who refused to attend the seminar. So I said yes.
Pastor French sets himself up as an absolute Moral Authority and indisputable church elder every week. The Holy Spirit just emailed me: "This guy, huh? Are you kiddin' me with this?"
The Apostle Paul stated a universal human truth when he declared that "we see through a glass, darkly." We can know things only "in part." The Gothard movement and movements like it reject that sense of doubt. They purport to reveal all the deepest truths and answer all our most difficult questions. Yet no person possesses such wisdom. And if there is one lesson we should take from "Shiny Happy People," it's this: When people claim to personally light the path and clear away the darkness, you know they are leading you astray.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at June 21, 2023 06:15 PM (Jfbcl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2023 06:15 PM (6bDIQ)
Posted by: JT at June 21, 2023 06:16 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at June 21, 2023 06:16 PM (T4tVD)
https://youtu.be/B9469mdeJRo
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2023 06:17 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2023 06:17 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 21, 2023 06:18 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2023 06:18 PM (z4pMa)
Quote Tweet: Greg Price @greg_price11 · 5h
Dem witness: "There's been this news article about men that think they can beat Serena Williams in tennis. And it's just not the case. She is stronger than them."
@Riley_Gaines_: "Both Serena and Venus lost to the 203rd ranked male tennis player."
Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald · 4h
Renee Richards had been a very poor male tennis player, never near the top, barely a pro.
She sued the WTA after her transition in 1977 - at the age of 43 - and won the right to compete with female pro players.
She rose to the top 20 in women's tennis: in her mid-40s.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 06:18 PM (Vwz3I)
Iif that were the case, especially wt material geared to children - every website that requires you to confirm that you are indeed Over 18 is unconstitutional.
desperate times call for desperate measures
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2023 06:19 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2023 06:19 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 21, 2023 06:19 PM (rhhHP)
Covid-fans wiped out 40 years of progress in black math literacy.
Nice going, Fraudci.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 06:20 PM (krQz2)
Gravity is an unrelenting bitch.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 06:20 PM (MeG8a)
yeah it's tough to get over on a red-pilled liberal who has a historic perspective on things
and is the second letter of the Alphabet String of Pride.
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2023 06:20 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2023 06:21 PM (bs+z0)
I just kind of fell in love with this sentence. Ace is the place.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 21, 2023 06:21 PM (T/Lqj)
My own story isn't uncommon. If you lived in evangelical America in the 1980s and 1990s, you'd often encounter men and women who were deeply influenced by Gothard.
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I lived in evangelical America in the 1980s and 1990s and I never heard of this and didn't know anyone who heard of this. Nice way to project, stupid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 06:21 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Chris Christie at June 21, 2023 06:22 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 06:22 PM (krQz2)
FFS even her hands are fat
disgusting
can you imagine being so fat that your HANDS have fat rolls?
Posted by: DB - at June 21, 2023 06:22 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 21, 2023 06:23 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Peter North at June 21, 2023 06:23 PM (krQz2)
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My favorite remains the entire cast of the Dude Perfect crew standing two feet apart and pretending that her serves were too powerful to return.
https://youtu.be/dzA8_7X9uLQ?t=223
When in reality if any one of them, even the heavy set guy, had played tennis in high school or college he probably had a decent chance of beating her one on one.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 06:23 PM (n/6gj)
Quote from the #203 ranked player upon playing the Williams sisters:
"They wouldn't have had a chance against anyone inside the top 500 because today I played like someone ranked 600th to keep it fun," was Braasch's assessment.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 06:23 PM (5mvAE)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 21, 2023 06:25 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 06:25 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: Your Local Tattoo Artist at June 21, 2023 06:26 PM (PiwSw)
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I pretty much agree with all of that.
It's why I reject a lot of certainty-ism for faith.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 06:26 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 21, 2023 06:26 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 21, 2023 06:27 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2023 06:27 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 06:21 PM (MoZTd)
David French is in with the in-crowd. He goes where the in-crowd goes.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 21, 2023 06:27 PM (AiZBA)
What the fuck was that hambeast on about, anyway? Who is trying to shame people in wheelchairs. Nobody. I'm guessing someone told her, probably her doctor, that the wheelchair is enabling her to never exercise, and she shouldn't be using it.
That's all I can figure.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2023 06:27 PM (oINRc)
A woman in the same department as me was a big woman (she would have said fat). But she dressed well in clothes that didn't accentuate her weight, her hair was always nicely done and she wore nice makeup. Despite the fact she was heavy, her appearance was rather attractive. She was not some obese slattern with tats, hacked-off hair and clothes that exposed acres of undulating flesh.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 06:28 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 06:28 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh a
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I gotta say I sure did. I am a teeny tiny bit sympathetic to French on this one, mostly because I want to see Gothard and his ilk buried in a used tire landfill that is about to spontaneously combust.
Tons of parenting books in the 90s were from these guys and my wife and I had no clue at the time. We didn't really go for them for some obvious reasons like THEY ADVOCATED SPANKING BABIES but we had plenty of acquaintances and even friends that were way into it.
Fast forward to today and we are friends with someone who was a Gothard intern that he tried unsuccessfully to groom.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2023 06:28 PM (SitLp)
The Holy Spirit just emailed me: "This guy, huh? Are you kiddin' me with this?"
Not a big fan of the Holy Spirit. More into the Holy Ghost.
Don't care if it scares kids. Kids need to be a little scared.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2023 06:28 PM (enJYY)
beats me- I just watched enough to get an idea of her immense proportions
400-pounder, easy
Posted by: DB - at June 21, 2023 06:29 PM (geLO8)
But if you were in homeschooling I guarantee you saw their stuff everywhere.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2023 06:30 PM (SitLp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Same here. DEEP South, Southern Baptist. Lottie Moon, mission trips, etc.
Nope. I doubt he had, either, until a couple of weeks ago, and then it was story time.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 06:30 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 21, 2023 06:30 PM (CecP5)
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How long is he out of the asylum?
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 06:30 PM (krQz2)
Here's a good one to start:
https://tinyurl.com/4y4m9pj8
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 21, 2023 06:30 PM (6bDIQ)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 21, 2023 06:30 PM (nnp+f)
He's laughing at it just like we are.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2023 06:30 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 21, 2023 06:30 PM (9RRW+)
What a wonderful descriptor.
I hope it's in the Funk and Wagnells! If not it should be.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at June 21, 2023 06:30 PM (VMFAF)
I'm sorry but I'm chortling at that bloated sack of fat htting the ground hard and writhing around, and unable to get up because he's 375 and has no muscles.
He'd be like a walrus on its back flapping around trying to turn over.
I'd have more sympathy if the gaseous bloatmonster wasn't such a pedo.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 21, 2023 06:31 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: DB - at June 21, 2023 06:31 PM (geLO8)
400-pounder, easy
Posted by: DB - at June 21, 2023 06:29 PM (geLO
Hard to say, because she's not completely in frame. But if she's 400, she's short. If she's normal height, she's gotta be knocking on 5 hundo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2023 06:31 PM (oINRc)
My spouse actually worked at Gothard's Institute in IL.
Her parents invited me to go to the Gothard Advanced courses, which I did. The man has solid Christian advice that is tailored well to many evangelicals. Much of it is rather legalistic.
I think French hates Gothard so much is because Gothard condemns sexual sin and French enjoys watching from his cuckshed his wife engaging in serial sexual sin.
French isn't even morally or ethically fit to utter Gothard's name. For that matter French isn't worthy to mention any Christian man's name.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 06:31 PM (3hSHB)
Next up: LGBTQeverything else authors will demand Garland imprison people who do not buy their books, claiming the failure to buy the books infringes the authors' free speech rights.
Can't happen here?
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 06:31 PM (AMIL/)
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Agreed. And the saddest part is that she's seems to be very young.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 06:32 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: Austin Powers at June 21, 2023 06:32 PM (SYTee)
A Democrat witness swore to Congress that it's just not true that any male professional tennis player could beat Serena or Venus Williams
___________
Didn't some Australian pro who trained on beer beat one of them like a rented mule?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 06:32 PM (MoZTd)
I almost joined a cult. I mean I did join one, and am still in it, but before then, I had almost joined it.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2023 06:32 PM (+QNjr)
He's laughing at it just like we are.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2023 06:30 PM (nfrXX)
With Delight!
Posted by: Satan at June 21, 2023 06:32 PM (oHd/0)
Like no man can score a point on the Williams sisters when they were beaten in straight sets.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 06:32 PM (krQz2)
Appears to be a lot of 50 year old white males.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 06:32 PM (5mvAE)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2023 06:32 PM (+QNjr)
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People join cults--who *are* these people?!
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at June 21, 2023 06:33 PM (krQz2)
Appears to be a lot of 50 year old white males.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 06:32 PM (5mvAE)
Wouldn't they have run out of air by now ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2023 06:34 PM (bs+z0)
Connors revealed later he had place a million dollar bet on himself to win in 2 straight sets and not losing more than 8 games.
He won 7-5 , 6-2
Posted by: Ukrainian General at June 21, 2023 06:34 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2023 06:34 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 06:32 PM (MoZTd)
Yeah. I think he smoked some cigs on changes too.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 21, 2023 06:35 PM (rhhHP)
I’m going to ask since nobody will, does any passenger on this submarine know Hillary Clinton?
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 06:35 PM (Vwz3I)
Appears to be a lot of 50 year old white males.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 06:32 PM (5mvAE)
Obviously they don't work for OceanGate.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 21, 2023 06:35 PM (AiZBA)
One sonobuoy dropped from a Canadian CP-140 Aurora has picked up banging noises. Let's hope it is not some strange current making something on Titanic clang rhythmically.
May the Lord comfort the families and deliver those trapped in the cold dark sea from this dire situation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2023 06:35 PM (SwWYn)
I wouldn't have been on the submersible in the first place, but I would LOSE MY MIND at being trapped.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 21, 2023 06:35 PM (goJt/)
Posted by: DB - at June 21, 2023 06:35 PM (geLO8)
They saw right through French and saw him as a treacherous, lying reprobate and ejected him to keep their reputation
A cult? What a lying fetid pile of garbage.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 06:35 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 06:36 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21
My guy. Bill Gothard was a serial sex molester. He was forced to resign.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2023 06:36 PM (GKkyd)
So after losing the Williams' said they could still win to anyone ranked below 300. (Initially they said 200, and he was 203)
He responded that they just have to wait for the ranking update since he has not played very well recently and his ranking is probably well below 300 already.
Not sure if any of this is true, but a good story if it is.
Posted by: A guy you never heard of at June 21, 2023 06:36 PM (uKk9k)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 06:32 PM (5mvAE)
Obviously they don't work for OceanGate.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 21, 2023 06:35 PM (AiZBA)
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Sounds scandalous.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 06:37 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2023 06:35 PM (SwWYn)
Yes.. I joked about it, but I really feel for the Families... Maybe there will be a miracle
Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2023 06:37 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2023 06:34 PM (0hOvj
I'm more a rorschach kind of guy.
I want everyone banned for everything.
Let it all burn down.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 06:37 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Ukrainian General at June 21, 2023 06:37 PM (MNhXM)
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Are they building another sub to reach it?
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 06:38 PM (n/6gj)
Yeah, it would be nice if these guys pulled off a miracle and saved these people. But it seems unlikely, for sure.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2023 06:38 PM (oINRc)
When your CEO is in the can, DEI is NOT to DIE for.
God of the Copy Book Headings.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2023 06:38 PM (SwWYn)
Appears to be a lot of 50 year old white males.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
How dare you notice that dumbass getting bailed out by the very people that could have prevented this mishap.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 21, 2023 06:38 PM (YOYED)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2023 06:34 PM (0hOvj
Then do you agree that any slur should be allowed on Twitter ?
Posted by: Ukrainian General at June 21, 2023 06:39 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2023 06:39 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 06:39 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at June 21, 2023 06:39 PM (PWI4f)
That just shows how much more endurance women have than men. She had him worn out at the end.
Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 06:39 PM (iayUP)
Sam Smith’s craptastic songs, shit in a bag and EV’s.
Anything.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2023 06:40 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 21, 2023 06:40 PM (rhhHP)
Yes. Without limits. You want to call me a catamite or a casper or whatever, knock yourself out. I mean, I am not on Twitter, but there's this handy feature that lets you block annoying people.
But I know that kind of free speech isn't allows these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2023 06:40 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2023 06:40 PM (GKkyd)
Posted by: Rev. Martin Ssempa at June 21, 2023 06:40 PM (+wJze)
Well, the link glitched up and then some, so I did some digging.
The two degrees are, according to Wiki, geography and journalism.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 21, 2023 06:41 PM (ZSK0i)
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There is an unfortunate corollary to this. Apparently the government schools were doing SOME teaching, contrary to what I have always believed, going back to the days I did my time in them.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 21, 2023 06:41 PM (brAQZ)
How dare you notice that dumbass getting bailed out by the very people that could have prevented this mishap.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 21, 2023 06:38 PM (YOYED)
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Be pretty funny if they were rescued alive, then presented with a bill for the rescue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 06:41 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 06:41 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2023 06:42 PM (Ya1Pl)
provided you don't die (!), what kind of experience are you hoping for? "Wow, it looks just like the Youtube videos!"
I seriously don't get it
risking your life, for that
Posted by: DB - at June 21, 2023 06:42 PM (geLO8)
400-pounder, easy
Posted by: DB - at June 21, 2023 06:29 PM (geLO
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She's so big, her belly button has an echo
Posted by: 496 at June 21, 2023 06:42 PM (5vMD6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2023 06:38 PM (oINRc)
Day 3, on a sub that size? It would take a miracle at this point.
As someone who spent years on the Oceans of the World, remember that the Sea is a bitch who is always out to kill you.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2023 06:42 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 06:43 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 06:43 PM (MNhXM)
Accept none of that is true.
He was accused, the church asked him to step aside during the investigation, they found no criminal activity though there was suggestion of "inappropriate behavior".
Gothard is an unusual man and had a LOT of enemies. My spouse worked for his organization at HQ and none of what his enemies are saying is even remotely true.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 06:43 PM (3hSHB)
Catch Up (@CatchUpFeed) June 20, 2023
OK, fine. Maybe there are 57 genders. Because no way those three dudes fit into any of the normal ones.
Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2023 06:43 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 06:41 PM (MoZTd)
That's when Donny from Queens needs to step up, just to mess with the media.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 21, 2023 06:43 PM (PiwSw)
They cannot transfer them from that submersible. If it's stuck and freed, it would still have to surface on its own. They cannot do anything but free it or try to raise it using another sub somehow. That whole process would take days assuming they could even find it using sonar in all that debris.
It's 13,000 feet. They can't hook a line to it.
Their odds of survival are below 5%.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 06:43 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 06:44 PM (wEifi)
As someone who spent years on the Oceans of the World, remember that the Sea is a bitch who is always out to kill you.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2023 06:42 PM (oHd/0)
__________
"Pay it enough money and it won't touch you." - Every billionaire
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 06:44 PM (MoZTd)
14-Year-Old rapper Lil Tuda shot & killed in Chicago 🙏
Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia · 23h
Maybe show THIS picture for a bit more context.
https://tinyurl.com/239pfhyv
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 06:44 PM (Vwz3I)
I seriously don't get it
risking your life, for that
Posted by: DB - at June
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It seems remarkably low reward/high risk.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2023 06:44 PM (GKkyd)
Quote from the #203 ranked player upon playing the Williams sisters:
"They wouldn't have had a chance against anyone inside the top 500 because today I played like someone ranked 600th to keep it fun," was Braasch's assessment.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 06:23 PM (5mvAE)
Chris Evert married a middling pro tennis player and recently I heard her say that she had *never* defeated her husband when they played tennis.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 06:44 PM (eoQWY)
Disagreeing with David French is a hate crime, you realize that, right?
Posted by: Auspex at June 21, 2023 06:44 PM (j4U/Z)
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I can't figure the miracle out. Best case scenario is finding them and pulling them out of whatever has them stuck, but it seems like that is putting actual capable and intelligent (and brave, not stupid) people at risk.
Like I said, though, I'm only 60% convinced the sub is really down there.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 06:45 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 06:43 PM (MNhXM)
Only a filthy snowback would ask that.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 06:45 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 21, 2023 06:45 PM (3cGpq)
"They wouldn't have had a chance against anyone inside the top 500 because today I played like someone ranked 600th to keep it fun," was Braasch's assessment.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 06:23 PM (5mvAE)
I think he started drinking beer before the match
Posted by: 7man at June 21, 2023 06:45 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: polynikes
Yes.
Otherwise everyone socking Biden or Fetterman will get banned.
Oh, the other slur? Nevermind!
Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2023 06:45 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2023 06:45 PM (v0R5T)
Fortunately, my reduced IQ remains at least 5,000 times higher than Lying Joe's.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 06:45 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2023 06:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2023 06:38 PM (oINRc)
Day 3, on a sub that size? It would take a miracle at this point.
As someone who spent years on the Oceans of the World, remember that the Sea is a bitch who is always out to kill you.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2023 06:42 PM (oHd/0)
Especially at the bottom of it. At this point they'd probably die before they could safely get back up to the surface - the bends is a bitch.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 06:45 PM (eoQWY)
I want everyone banned for everything.
Let it all burn down.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 06:37 PM (XtkZj)
I basically agree with you. If anything is going to be banned, then things that the Wokesters like to use HAVE to be banned. Enough of this one way ratchet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2023 06:46 PM (i9ffA)
https://tinyurl.com/42f39hae
A 12 year old girl in a "gender inclusive" New Mexico school district was violently raped by a boy in the girl's bathroom in 2021. It only recently came to light.
As you can expect, the school district is claiming, "Nope, nope, no rapes here."
If your kids or grandkids are going to school in a "gender inclusive" district pull them out right fucking now.
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2023 06:46 PM (Ya1Pl)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 06:44 PM (eoQWY)
Chris Lloyd , a top British player at the time so yeah, a middling player.
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 06:46 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2023 06:44 PM (GKkyd)
For $250K you could have Sherpas drag you to the top of K2 while you slept.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 06:46 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I mostly agree with this. It has to be wide open.
It would be very easy to allow INDIVIDUALS to filter out any words they do not want to hear. Or block any accounts.
It starts with the platform controlling exposure - If I want to see any post about succulent Chinese meals, then I should be able to see all of them. If I want trending, or popular, or whatever. If I want to exclude ones that include words such as "penis," then I should be able to do that too. There is no reason for twitter to control any speech.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 21, 2023 06:46 PM (uKk9k)
That's up to him, its his house. I don't like censorship, I don't like people being punished for free expression. Hurt feelings is not sufficient cause to stop them. But ACE has other troubles to concern himself with, like advertising and being canceled.
As far as I'm concerned racial slurs are no worse than any other sort of jackassery, its just being rude. We used to know that sticks and stones and all that, remember? We've given these words magical power and elevated them to quasi-religious words, forbidden sounds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2023 06:46 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 21, 2023 06:47 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2023 06:47 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at
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I have a friend who interned there who says it absolutely is true. She was one of his targets.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2023 06:47 PM (GKkyd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2023 06:47 PM (SwWYn)
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2023 06:47 PM (i7Q7S)
Another expiring rapper. Damn that Trump.
Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 06:47 PM (iayUP)
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"Syrup" French Toastnans' worship word.
You will not speak it!
Posted by: French Toastnans at June 21, 2023 06:48 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2023 06:38 PM (oINRc)
Day 3, on a sub that size? It would take a miracle at this point.
As someone who spent years on the Oceans of the World, remember that the Sea is a bitch who is always out to kill you.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2023 06:42 PM
Yep. 96 hours of air under normal circumstances is used up pretty quick when half a dozen people are panicking. Plus that's just an estimate. I know from personal experience scuba diving that my wife uses less than half the air that I use for the same amount of time and physical expenditure. She could get two dives from a 40CF pony tank and still have air left when I needed two 80cf tanks to get those two same dives. We rarely dove deeper than 60 foot most of our dives were in the 20-30 foot range looking for conch shells.
You put two or three guys like me in there and the air is gone quick.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 21, 2023 06:48 PM (ncXxy)
She rose to the top 20 in women's tennis: in her mid-40s.
***
I saw that recent picture of Renee Richards today. I'm guessing the Boogeyman checks under his bed for Renee Richards. Whatever Renee is now, it has a face that could stop a sundial.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 21, 2023 06:48 PM (wb1YC)
provided you don't die (!), what kind of experience are you hoping for? "Wow, it looks just like the Youtube videos!"
I seriously don't get it
risking your life, for that
Posted by: DB
Because it's there.
- Idiots Who Freeze Their Asses Climbing Mount Everest
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 21, 2023 06:48 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: DB - at June 21, 2023 06:49 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2023 06:49 PM (RIvkX)
14-Year-Old rapper Lil Tuda shot & killed in Chicago 🙏
Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia · 23h
Maybe show THIS picture for a bit more context.
https://tinyurl.com/239pfhyv
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 06:44 PM
Is that Side Show Bob?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 21, 2023 06:49 PM (ncXxy)
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I can't figure the miracle out. Best case scenario is finding them and pulling them out of whatever has them stuck, but it seems like that is putting actual capable and intelligent (and brave, not stupid) people at risk.
Like I said, though, I'm only 60% convinced the sub is really down there.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 06:45 PM (n/6gj)
A majority of failures would lead to failure of the vessel integrity and a quick death as the vessel flattened.
Unless this is a convoluted murder plot, I'm not sure the advantage of not going down. You can bet 100 pct that if somehow they do survive the government inspectors will be down on them for safety like a ton of bricks and the company will be sued to ruin.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 06:49 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2023 06:50 PM (W1/AW)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 21, 2023 06:50 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 21, 2023 06:50 PM (vHIgi)
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2023 06:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: DB
It would be easy to simulate - like that Malcom in the Middle episode. They have one viewport and video screens.
They would be alive if the whole thing was a scam and they were really hiding in a barn somewhere (12 mokeys reference)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 21, 2023 06:50 PM (uKk9k)
Let's start by getting really fat people to walk and leave the kids in strollers.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2023 06:47 PM (i7Q7S)
_____________
Some years ago at a dog show, one of the ring stewards, a fat lady, was complaining about her knees hurting. The judge, who was 95 and spent a full day on her feet, told her to gut it up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 06:50 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 06:51 PM (Zz0t1)
But the toilet, you have no idea how much you start to miss a toilet when you're crapping in garbage bags in a bucket instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2023 06:51 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 06:51 PM (MeG8a)
A fat girl tried, and everyone scattered. That's kind of sad, but there's a limit to my sympathy for those who are in complete denial of reality. And that was less common then, than now.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 21, 2023 06:51 PM (brAQZ)
Nope. I doubt he had, either, until a couple of weeks ago, and then it was story time.
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My family background growing up was Primitive Baptist. We didn't handle snakes but I'm sure someone knew a guy.
And I never heard any of that shit French is prattling on about.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 21, 2023 06:51 PM (wb1YC)
https://tinyurl.com/bddkcz9w
I might have slightly edited the headline.
Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2023 06:52 PM (Ya1Pl)
Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 06:52 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2023 06:52 PM (SwWYn)
What a pig.
Imagine that serving you food in a restaurant.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 06:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Write to the home office and tell them I said "ow", got it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2023 06:52 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 06:52 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2023 06:47 PM (SwWYn)
It's in the South Pacific according to the documentary by Lovecraft.
Now, the underwater city in the Bioshock Video games is in the area
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 06:53 PM (eoQWY)
14-Year-Old rapper Lil Tuda shot & killed in Chicago 🙏
***
And just as he was turning his life around too.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 21, 2023 06:53 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2023 06:53 PM (SwWYn)
https://tinyurl.com/239pfhyv
Posted by: andycanuck
Well, definitely Chicago.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 21, 2023 06:53 PM (FVME7)
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But a great actor!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 06:54 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 06:54 PM (wEifi)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 21, 2023 06:54 PM (kbeGA)
Posted by: Mr. Chow at June 21, 2023 06:55 PM (ufFY8)
@Breaking911
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4m
JUST IN: House censures Democratic Rep. Adam Schiff of California, delivering GOP-led rebuke to leader of first Trump impeachment - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2023 06:55 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 21, 2023 06:55 PM (oWBc3)
Well, that's how to handle it, right? Be polite. Govern your language. Show restraint and dignity. Respect people around you. How is that so hard to grasp? Don't outlaw and ban stuff, teach people to be better.
We used to be. In the 1970s and 80s you almost NEVER heard someone swearing in public, and then only when they did something like stub a toe. People knew how to behave in public. Dress in public.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2023 06:55 PM (0hOvj)
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But a great actor!
Posted by: andycanuck
Great Scott!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 21, 2023 06:55 PM (YOYED)
Now, the underwater city in the Bioshock Video games is in the area
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Don't get my hopes up. I'd much rather deal with Splicers than Democrats.
Besides, R'lyeh is a dump.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 21, 2023 06:56 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: davidt
Inflate a balloon against 6000 PSI?
Not even Kamala could do that.
Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2023 06:56 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2023 06:56 PM (SwWYn)
Especially when there are hours and hours of video from unmanned craft to see.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 06:56 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 06:52 PM (iayUP)
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Don't quote Queensryche.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 06:56 PM (wEifi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 21, 2023 06:56 PM (FVME7)
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But a great actor!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 06:54 PM (Vwz3I)
John Biboote was Oscar worthy performance.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 21, 2023 06:56 PM (rhhHP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2023 06:56 PM (W1/AW)
https://tinyurl.com/bddkcz9w
I might have slightly edited the headline.
Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2023 06:52 PM (Ya1Pl)
She altered a child's life FOREVER.
A Sedgwick County judge on Thursday sentenced a former Wichita Public Schools middle school teacher to 5 years, 8 months in prison for sexually abusing one of her seventh-grade students in 2018 and 2019.
That's nowhere NEAR enough time for what she's done.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Which makes it even better!
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2023 06:57 PM (i7Q7S)
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But a great actor!
Posted by: andycanuck
John Bigboote
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 21, 2023 06:57 PM (PiwSw)
BREAKING: A federal judge has set a court date of July 26 for Hunter Biden to make his initial court appearance on tax and gun-related charges
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 06:57 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 06:57 PM (iayUP)
Not even Kamala could do that.
Posted by: mikeski
Challenge accepted, get me down there.
Posted by: Kumala at June 21, 2023 06:58 PM (YOYED)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 06:36 PM (n/6gj)
Concur. I was visiting a friend who got all butt hurt when I threw my empty beer bottle in the “regular” garbage. I explained to the asshead how everything goes to the landfill.
It was like I told him his mom loves ATM.
Some people you just can’t reach.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2023 06:58 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2023 06:58 PM (WUu1d)
Besides, R'lyeh is a dump.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 21, 2023 06:56 PM (wb1YC)
I wouldn't mind a city where people could drop into the wrong angle in the geometry and vanish forever. Put one in DC or SFO and improve the nation.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 06:58 PM (eoQWY)
To be clear, I also pray for those people and their families. But reality is a cold mistress here.
They cannot transfer them from that submersible. If it's stuck and freed, it would still have to surface on its own. They cannot do anything but free it or try to raise it using another sub somehow. That whole process would take days assuming they could even find it using sonar in all that debris.
It's 13,000 feet. They can't hook a line to it.
Their odds of survival are below 5%.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 06:43 PM (XtkZj)
Interview with CBS reporter who nearly made the dive. His dive was canceled due to tech issues.
https://tinyurl.com/33fj65n7
https://tinyurl.com/33fj65n7
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 21, 2023 06:58 PM (Zvtjl)
If they find it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2023 07:00 PM (SwWYn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 07:00 PM (5mvAE)
I mean if it imploded halfway down there wouldn't be much left
Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2023 07:00 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: DB - at June 21, 2023 07:00 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 06:36 PM (n/6gj)
Concur. I was visiting a friend who got all butt hurt when I threw my empty beer bottle in the “regular” garbage. I explained to the asshead how everything goes to the landfill.
It was like I told him his mom loves ATM.
Some people you just can’t reach.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2023 06:58 PM (R/m4+)
If recycling made sense, they'd pay you for your garbage and take it away for free. If your land has iron ore or gold on it, that's just what they do.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:00 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 21, 2023 07:00 PM (rhhHP)
?
How can Twitter or ace handle it that way? How do they teach their commenters?
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 07:00 PM (MNhXM)
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Beethoven originally entitled his piece Fur Elise Die Cocksucker but his publisher felt it was too wordy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 21, 2023 07:00 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 07:00 PM (MoZTd)
https://tinyurl.com/239pfhyv
Posted by: andycanuck
Best Comment:
Jaelando❌
@JaelandoTweets
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Jun 20
Is Tuda short for "Tuda Morgue"?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 07:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)
According to the FBI warnings at the beginning of every single goddamn movie I own I could get more time for making illegal copies of them.
Our criminal Justice system is seriously retarded.
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2023 07:01 PM (WUu1d)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
I don't know but I been told!
Glock's the gangsta gun to hold!
Posted by: Drilled Sgt Tuda at June 21, 2023 07:01 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 21, 2023 07:01 PM (PiwSw)
I Am I
https://youtu.be/UwPcCtH8iow
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2023 06:58 PM (WUu1d)
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Ah. When Scott Rockenfeld started writing music.
And their last really good album.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 07:02 PM (wEifi)
Which is pretty much the definition of the polite society everyone says they want.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2023 07:02 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Slope, slathered with KY at June 21, 2023 07:02 PM (XsjQp)
So one of our guys was forced to line up against her. (We didn't have to say anything to him).
She was not a crash ball center like you see how many men centers play. Instead she passed quickly and well.
Until our guy lined her up and drilled her.
He jumped up and said "take that bitch!"
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 21, 2023 07:02 PM (RqMSv)
I mean if it imploded halfway down there wouldn't be much left
Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2023 07:00 PM
Most commercial deep diving rigs have a transponder that can be released or is automatically released if there is some sort of emergency.
It floats to the surface and broadcasts a distress signal. I do not know if this particular sub was equipped with one but I would think any sane insurance company would mandate it's inclusion. It appears that either this sub did not have any basic emergency equipment like that or possibly that it failed for some reason.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 21, 2023 07:03 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 21, 2023 06:55 PM (oWBc3)
Explorers my ass. The initial guys had at least a little bit of respectability for the technical challenge but taking people down to gawk is worlds different.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:04 PM (eoQWY)
And their last really good album.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 07:02 PM (wEifi)
Condition: Human was a fine return to form.
Also the last album Rockenfeld played on before getting shitcanned.
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2023 07:04 PM (WUu1d)
I Am I
https://youtu.be/UwPcCtH8iow
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2023 06:58 PM (WUu1d)
Couple that with Damage like it is on the CD and you're living life well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 21, 2023 07:04 PM (nnp+f)
NEW: Simpsons writer Mike Reiss says Titanic submarine ‘almost always lost communication’ on previous dives he took with the company
||He admitted although it was a "beautiful experience" he was aware death "hung over him" at all times.
The 63-year-old told The Sun: "I've taken three different dives with the company and every time communication was an issue."|| sock link
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 07:04 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2023 07:04 PM (WUu1d)
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I thought he quit to do Rockenfeld-Spears.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 07:05 PM (wEifi)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 21, 2023 07:03 PM (ncXxy)
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"Made in China."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 07:05 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: SouthCentralPA at June 21, 2023 07:05 PM (J3OJd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2023 07:06 PM (SwWYn)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2023 07:06 PM (R/m4+)
3 dives at 250k a pop? What do they pay these Simpson writers?
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 07:06 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 07:06 PM (KFhLj)
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I can't figure the miracle out. Best case scenario is finding them and pulling them out of whatever has them stuck, but it seems like that is putting actual capable and intelligent (and brave, not stupid) people at risk.
Like I said, though, I'm only 60% convinced the sub is really down there.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 06:45 PM (n/6gj)
Several miracles are needed at this point. First miracle is precisely locating the sub. Second miracle is then getting a cable to the location and attaching it's hook or grapple to an adequate lift-point on the sub. Third miracle is then hoisting the sub to the surface within 12-16 hours from NOW.
I hope they are saved.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 07:06 PM (AMIL/)
The reason this sub hasn't been found is not enough women on the rescue team.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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I just pointed out that the day the sub launched (the 18th) was also: "the IMO Assembly adopted a resolution proclaiming an International Day for Women in Maritime on 18 May each year."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 07:06 PM (HsC66)
||He admitted although it was a "beautiful experience" he was aware death "hung over him" at all times.
The 63-year-old told The Sun: "I've taken three different dives with the company and every time communication was an issue."|| sock link
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 07:04 PM (Vwz3I)
"For this egregious error, we must put Elon Musk to death."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 07:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SouthCentralPA at June 21, 2023 07:05 PM (J3OJd)
If that's like other Tony neighborhoods she's just put herself into the most racist people you could find anywhere. There is some justice after all.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:07 PM (eoQWY)
"Made in China."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 07:05 PM (BpYfr)
___________
"Not carbon fiber. Fiberglass. Just as good. We run tests on Uyghurs."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 07:08 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2023 07:08 PM (W1/AW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2023 07:08 PM (W1/AW)
I vote "bedshit cray."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)
I hope they are saved.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 07:06 PM (AMIL/)
You need to decompress unless you have a tank on the rescue ship or the blood boils.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:08 PM (eoQWY)
Leslye Headland FIRED at Lucasfilm! "Acolyte" Will Never Air Claims Sour... https://youtu.be/e_zVf4LRvNI via
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2023 07:08 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Logitech game controller at June 21, 2023 07:09 PM (HsC66)
Posted by: Slope, slathered with KY at June 21, 2023 07:02 PM (XsjQp
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Is that a camel's nose I see?
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 07:09 PM (wEifi)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 07:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Not sure why they would try to use StarLink at the bottom of the ocean.
The main internet cable is right there. Seems like you'd just use an Ethernet cable.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 07:09 PM (5mvAE)
"Not carbon fiber. Fiberglass. Just as good. We run tests on Uyghurs."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 07:08 PM (MoZTd)
"Several Uyghurs were harmed in the making of this vessel."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)
You could listen to his tapes when reading the Bible as you were not allowed to read it for yourself.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2023 07:09 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2023 07:08 PM (W1/AW)
I vote "bedshit cray."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 07:08 PM
Let's not get carried away until we see her boobs, just sayin......
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 21, 2023 07:09 PM (ncXxy)
Not sure why they would try to use StarLink at the bottom of the ocean.
The main internet cable is right there. Seems like you'd just use an Ethernet cable.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 07:09 PM (5mvAE)
Put a wireless access point in a plastic bag with a battery, then plug it into the cable. WiFi baby.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)
How in the blue blazes did this happen?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 21, 2023 07:10 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2023 07:10 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2023 07:10 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 07:09 PM (5mvAE)
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Maybe they forgot to bring the cable modem.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 07:10 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 07:10 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2023 07:11 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 21, 2023 07:11 PM (RqMSv)
Edumacate me. So a submersible is not like a submarine in regard to descent and ascent requirements?
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 07:11 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: NCKate at June 21, 2023 07:11 PM (d5Qya)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:08 PM (eoQWY)
unseal underwater and move to sub ?
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2023 07:11 PM (V13WU)
Let's not get carried away until we see her boobs, just sayin......
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 21, 2023 07:09 PM (ncXxy)
Only found some broad named 'Beckah Brown.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 07:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 06:45 PM (n/6gj)
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What's the other 40% possibility? They slipped through a rift in the bottom of the ocean to the realm of kaiju that will soon start invading?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 07:12 PM (BpYfr)
He jumped up and said "take that bitch!"
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 21, 2023 07:02 PM (RqMSv)
I've seen lots of clips of games where men are playing women and beating them in sports. In pretty much all of them the men are still not going all out - making sure not to make the casual body on body contact you do in soccer or basketball.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:12 PM (eoQWY)
It floats to the surface and broadcasts a distress signal. I do not know if this particular sub was equipped with one
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Thanks. This sort of thing was bouncing around in my head at why I'm sort of 50-50 on whether the sub even made the dive, but I didn't have enough knowledge of the topic to get it to come to the surface at will.
Oh jeez, that was an awkward phrase. Sorry.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 07:12 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 07:10 PM (BpYfr)
Umm, hello? Don't be stupid.
They are using a Sony PlayStation to run it, they can easily connect it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 07:12 PM (5mvAE)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 06:45 PM (n/6gj)
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What's the other 40% possibility? They slipped through a rift in the bottom of the ocean to the realm of kaiju that will soon start invading?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 07:12 PM (BpYfr)
That's like 10 percent.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:13 PM (eoQWY)
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Another idiot taking a page from Snopes in the Insider Paper twatt...
mikeo188 @mikeo188
Elon is proud of his starlink tho
Ballsack @Ballsack1488 · 5h
The sub didn’t have a starlink receiver
CryptoYeager.xrp @crypto_mule_ · 4h
Starlink isn’t meant for underwater use 👍
Censorthispodcast @Censorthispodc2 · 5h
MSN you dumb
karancartwright @KaranCarwright · 4h
They didn't use starlink. 🙄 Leave Elon alone. Troller
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 07:13 PM (Vwz3I)
You gotta be kidding me.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2023 07:13 PM (v0R5T)
disgusting
can you imagine being so fat that your HANDS have fat rolls?
_________
I HAVE A SLOW METABOLISM!!!!!!
Posted by: Gross Fat Chick #8865 at June 21, 2023 07:13 PM (Iu0zc)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:08 PM (eoQWY)
unseal underwater and move to sub ?
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2023 07:11 PM (V13WU)
You do that at the bottom and you are paste on the inside wall of the sub.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:14 PM (eoQWY)
I hope they are saved.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 07:06 PM (AMIL/)
You need to decompress unless you have a tank on the rescue ship or the blood boils.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:08 PM
I could be wrong but I do not think they need to decompress. They weren't diving, they were inside a pressurized hull just like Navy subs. Navy subs can go from 900+ feet deep to the surface in minutes without having to make stops to decompress.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 21, 2023 07:14 PM (ncXxy)
disgusting
can you imagine being so fat that your HANDS have fat rolls?
The fear here is that she'll actually view her sausage fingers as real sausages......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2023 07:14 PM (iziT8)
You gotta be kidding me.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2023 07:13 PM (v0R5T)
Sucks if it rained 10 hours before the dive, amirite?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:14 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2023 07:15 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:14 PM (eoQWY)
move submergible toy to sub, and then unseal
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” – Edmund Burke...perhaps
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 07:15 PM (XsjQp)
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What's the other 40% possibility? They slipped through a rift in the bottom of the ocean to the realm of kaiju that will soon start invading?
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A distraction. The Hunter Biden wrist-slap was my first thought, but I think it's probably something else.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 07:15 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 21, 2023 07:14 PM (ncXxy)
you have a point
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2023 07:16 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2023 07:16 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 07:16 PM (n/6gj)
I've seen lots of clips of games where men are playing women and beating them in sports. In pretty much all of them the men are still not going all out - making sure not to make the casual body on body contact you do in soccer or basketball.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:12 PM (eoQWY)
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Imagine a woman playing the role of R.J. Umberger.
https://youtu.be/i3Gvfr9GUC0
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 07:16 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Mister Scott
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This
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 07:16 PM (eZV9h)
You gotta be kidding me.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2023 07:13 PM (v0R5T)
Acme brand?
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Genius at June 21, 2023 07:16 PM (4I/2K)
the door only opens from the outside
Posted by: DB - at June 21, 2023 07:17 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2023 07:17 PM (v0R5T)
Tonight's Powerball jackpot is an estimated $200 million cash.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2023 07:06 PM (SwWYn)
Just in time for the Rightstuf birfday sale.
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2023 07:17 PM (Iwvzx)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 07:17 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 21, 2023 07:18 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2023 07:18 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 21, 2023 07:18 PM (ssESX)
You could bribe enough Reps and Senators with that kind of money, to impeach and convict not only Biden, but Kamala, and their whole cabinet. That would make McCarthy President. I wonder if that turd knows that.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 21, 2023 07:18 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 07:16 PM (n/6gj)
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I was kind of wondering that myself. Did they sail out of port under their own power to the dive site? Or was there a surface ship carrying them? If the latter, what happened to that ship? It should be floating on the surface as a point of contact with shore at the very least.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 07:18 PM (BpYfr)
Man Charged With Blasphemy For Not Removing Sandals While Using Rainbow Crosswalk
https://buff.ly/42TsKxK
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 07:19 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:12 PM (eoQWY)
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Imagine a woman playing the role of R.J. Umberger.
https://youtu.be/i3Gvfr9GUC0
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 07:16 PM (MoZTd)
She at a minimum have a lot of broken ribs and probably worse.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:19 PM (eoQWY)
I know, right? 17 big ass bolts.
No way I'm getting inside that.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 07:19 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 07:17 PM
She grabs more than one taco at a time and she risks biting off one or more of her own fingers getting at those tacos.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 21, 2023 07:19 PM (ncXxy)
The British reused some footage from the Nazi Titanic film for this movie. Titanic stand-in, Cap Arcona, after filming concluded had other meetings with history - was used as part of Operation Hannibal to evacuate Germans from the Courland Pocket. The most heinous was when she was used as a prison ship and RAF fighter-bombers sank her, killing about 5,000.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2023 07:19 PM (SwWYn)
the door only opens from the outside
Posted by: DB - at June 21, 2023 07:17 PM (geLO
........
That should have been their first clue.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2023 07:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2023 07:20 PM (SYTee)
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Did a back-of-the-envelope calculation last night. Came up with ~5,700 psi.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 07:20 PM (eZV9h)
I beat her 6-2 (and one of those games I tanked purposefully to try and prolong the event). Needless to say, I got an ear full from her agent and publicist afterwards. Hana, on the other hand, was an absolute delight (and funny as hell).
My point is this. You would be very hard pressed to find any female pro tennis player who thinks they are even playing a similar game to male players. They know they would get crushed. Serena Williams has made that point on record a number of times...which the press and the zealots refuse to acknowledge.
Posted by: Orson at June 21, 2023 07:20 PM (+mki2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 07:17 PM (KFhLj)
Imagine the handies, though.
Posted by: That Guy at June 21, 2023 07:20 PM (4I/2K)
submersible:submarine::boat:ship
The sea obviously doesn't care about the nomenclature. Your vessel is either right or wrong, and G-d help you if you're wrong. The sea is racist, a/k/a colorblind.
Posted by: SouthCentralPA at June 21, 2023 07:20 PM (J3OJd)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 07:21 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2023 07:05 PM (wEifi)
Nyet. The band claimed he wasn't returning their calls and now there's lawsuits back and forth and each side is calling the other side lying dogfaced pony soldiers.
Great band but they're fucking idiots.
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2023 07:21 PM (Iwvzx)
Folks across the country are nuts for the Ronco Personal Submarine!
See fish and stuff close up!
Pretend you are shooting torpedoes!
Re-enact scenes from your favorite submarine movies!
*Rescue sub sold separately*
Posted by: DB - at June 21, 2023 07:21 PM (geLO8)
A mosh pit in Columbus, some years back, failed to catch Iggy Pop--and he weighed about 85 lbs.
But Big Boy there thinks they'll catch him? *snort
I just got here, so forgive me if anyone already mentioned that.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 21, 2023 07:21 PM (OX9vb)
Tonight's Powerball jackpot is an estimated $200 million cash.
I've read that a not insignificant number of big lotto winners have family connections to lotto administrators. Totally coincidental, I'm sure.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2023 07:22 PM (n+4am)
A prescribed fire by California State Parks and Cal Fire may have permanently damaged a pair of historic giant sequoias at the Calaveras Big Trees State Park near Arnold in the Sierra Nevada.
The two monarch giant sequoias — which rise well over 120 feet tall — are nicknamed “the Orphans” and located near an edge of the North Grove. They’re estimated to be between 500 to 1,000 years old and have become fixtures in the state park.
In a statement released earlier this month, State Parks said that it believes the historic sequoias were scorched in October 2022 after its crews followed guidance from fire ecology experts to reduce negative impacts from fire.
“It is unknown at this time if the impacted monarch giant sequoia will survive,” the statement said
This summer, California State Parks and Cal Fire are continuing with their plan to prescribe burn at Calaveras Big Trees State Park. A June 15 update from the Calaveras Big Trees Association, a nonprofit partner of the park, explained that crews are working to meet their goal to burn up to 155 acres of the park.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 21, 2023 07:22 PM (MFZ8i)
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What's the other 40% possibility? They slipped through a rift in the bottom of the ocean to the realm of kaiju that will soon start invading?
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I was kind of wondering that myself. Did they sail out of port under their own power to the dive site? Or was there a surface ship carrying them? If the latter, what happened to that ship?
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See my point yet?
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 07:22 PM (n/6gj)
I know, right? 17 big ass bolts.
No way I'm getting inside that.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
"WHERE THE &$%#!! IS THAT 10mm SOCKET!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 07:22 PM (c+w3Q)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 21, 2023 07:22 PM (ssESX)
How in the blue blazes did this happen?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 21, 2023 07:10 PM (up/3i)
1) infiltrate GOP
2) conspire with DEMs on elections
3) globohomo
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 21, 2023 07:22 PM (rhhHP)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 21, 2023 07:22 PM (EHSip)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2023 07:23 PM (ifHdv)
I have it on good authority from any number of Hollywood movies that all a girl has to do to win is lift up her shirt.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2023 07:23 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2023 07:23 PM (SwWYn)
Posted by: Robert at June 21, 2023 07:23 PM (Iwvzx)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 21, 2023 07:24 PM (FbcWf)
See fish and stuff close up!
Pretend you are shooting torpedoes!
Re-enact scenes from your favorite submarine movies!
*Rescue sub sold separately*
Posted by: DB - at June 21, 2023 07:21 PM (geLO
I remember the Pocket Fisherman tv commercial.
Some dude in a traffic jam gets out and starts fishing in a holding pond to the side of the highway.
Stupid people will buy anything.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2023 07:24 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Orson at June 21, 2023 07:20 PM (+mki2)
Even in the 70s that was why I preferred women's tennis, it was a more interesting game to watch since there were long rallies to get a point. Men were using so much power in the serve you got faults, double faults, no returns and one return followed by a winner a lot more often. I imagine the situation is worse with overlarge rackets and advanced materials.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:24 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2023 07:25 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 21, 2023 07:25 PM (RqMSv)
Mister Scott is correct.
A submarine's interior pressure is not under the effect of the water column and attendant external pressures. Barring unusual events, such as venting a compressed air bottle into the interior spaces, the pressure inside the sub will be exactly the same as the surface pressure at the time they closed and sealed the hatch.
Note: On U.S. subs, the compressed air used to expel a torpedo from it's tube, once expanded, is vented back into the boat in order to prevent the sound of the bubbles in the water. Such could be detected by enemy sonar, and the sub more exactly pinpointed. The compressed air torpedo firing uses a very quiet piston system, and usually, the torpedo will advance with a rather low propeller RPM until some hundreds of yards away from the sub's actual position. THEN, the festivities really begin!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 21, 2023 07:25 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2023 07:16 PM (xhxe
........
Even if they are they're going to run out of air because they can't get out.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2023 07:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 21, 2023 07:19 PM (ncXxy)
Self de-glove
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 21, 2023 07:25 PM (rhhHP)
"WHERE THE &$%#!! IS THAT 10mm SOCKET!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 07:22 PM (c+w3Q)
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"Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the crescent-shaped opening measuring 60 centimetres (24 in) long created by the jammed interior trunk door. With the escaping air and pressure, it included bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance, one section being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2023 07:25 PM (MoZTd)
I know, right? 17 big ass bolts.
No way I'm getting inside that.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 07:19 PM (MeG8a)
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I don't understand all the bolts. The water pressure at depth would be hugely greater than the interior pressure of the submersible.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2023 07:25 PM (YqDXo)
Like porcelain.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 07:26 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Only at AoSHQ could a meme of uncertain origin apply to a lost submersible. This is why I frequent this place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 07:26 PM (XsjQp)
I remember the Pocket Fisherman tv commercial.
Some dude in a traffic jam gets out and starts fishing in a holding pond to the side of the highway.
Stupid people will buy anything.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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I kept one of those in my car for years, and every time the striped bass were running up from eastern NC I'd see the people crowded along the banks near the bridges and I'd stop and catch a bunch of fish with it. Never needed to plan for it, just be ready.
Who knows how many hundreds of pounds of fish I caught with that thing, and it wasn't even name brand. It was some Ol Roy knockoff.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 07:27 PM (n/6gj)
Also, the dude said he drank a few beers before just to make it interesting.
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at June 21, 2023 07:27 PM (0AUR/)
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See my point yet?
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 07:22 PM (n/6gj)
Looks like you need to spend some time on Google Earth.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 21, 2023 07:27 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2023 07:28 PM (eOEVl)
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Titanium dome and hatch on each end GLUED to a carbon fiber tube? What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2023 07:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:24 PM (eoQWY)
Men's tennis is in a golden age. It is very aesthetic. Lots and lots of all court play.
This kid Alcaraz is incredible.
Worth watching.
The women's game is very enjoyable too.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 21, 2023 07:28 PM (rhhHP)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 21, 2023 07:25 PM (RqMSv)
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The women from planet Amazonia claimed the same thing about women's basketball: "No can dunk, but good fundamentals."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 07:28 PM (BpYfr)
*C. Chase whispers*
"Oh, that's different. Nevermind!"
Posted by: Zombie Emily Latella at June 21, 2023 07:28 PM (c+w3Q)
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These days it's known as "spoiler alert"
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 07:28 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2023 07:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2023 07:28 PM (eOEVl)
.......
It's been down a few times. It's also aborted trips many times more.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2023 07:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 21, 2023 07:29 PM (rLD7a)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2023 07:29 PM (W1/AW)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2023 07:29 PM (ifHdv)
given that i've heard a reporter talking about the trip he made to the titanic, i'm guessing it's not the maiden voyage.
Posted by: anachronda at June 21, 2023 07:29 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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True. But water, under tremendous pressure is trying to find its way through any tiny spaces, as well as distorting the gasket(s).
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 07:30 PM (d9q+b)
I know, right? 17 big ass bolts.
No way I'm getting inside that.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 07:19 PM (MeG8a)
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I don't understand all the bolts. The water pressure at depth would be hugely greater than the interior pressure of the submersible.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2023 07:25 PM (YqDXo)
The hatch must have explosive bolts or we ain't a-going up innit.
Posted by: The 7 original Right Stuff guys at June 21, 2023 07:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 21, 2023 07:30 PM (rhhHP)
Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2023 07:30 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2023 07:28 PM (eOEVl)
Would be poetic since it was Titanic's maiden voyage too.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:30 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2023 07:30 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 07:31 PM (MeG8a)
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Nah, I don't care about them that much. It just seems like a whole lot of trouble spent looking for a submersible that a ship should be sitting above.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 21, 2023 07:31 PM (n/6gj)
I was like "Dude, she's a 110 pound chick. She wouldn't beat up a fat drunk dude in this bar."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 07:31 PM (5mvAE)
Good point. Maybe they're concerned about the seal at surface, like the SR-71 tanks dripping lard.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 21, 2023 07:31 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 21, 2023 07:32 PM (rhhHP)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2023 07:32 PM (ifHdv)
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 07:33 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: mrp
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Soon to be Senator from CA.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 07:33 PM (d9q+b)
What were Christa McAuliffe's last words? "What does this button do?"
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 21, 2023 07:33 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2023 07:29 PM (ifHdv)
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hmmm...Maybe those engineers should refresh their knowledge of mechanics of materials...I know a few experts on the subject who can help them out.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 07:33 PM (BpYfr)
........
Titanium dome and hatch on each end GLUED to a carbon fiber tube? What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2023 07:28 PM
Even known and tested materials lose structure over time. That's why aircraft frames have periodic tests conducted. They can fail after repeated stresses, just like Navy submarines, especially the welds.
Technology always fails.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 21, 2023 07:33 PM (ncXxy)
I dunno.
I wonder if Djokovic might have broken him mentally. He basically attributed his bodily cramping to his nerves.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 21, 2023 07:33 PM (5mvAE)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 07:31 PM (MeG8a)
A tether? So why didn't...
Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2023 07:34 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 07:34 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 21, 2023 07:34 PM (PiwSw)
My eyes opened to the truth in that region from watching a PBS documentary inside Palestine with poverty conditions. Then they took us to Israel with everything nice. This is oppression.
I never understood why saudia Arabia or Kuwait wouldn't help
Palestinians with advancing the country.
Bibi and his hard-right supporters just made it easier for Israel to take more of the West Bank. Their goal seems to be to just take the land and leave the Palestinians with nowhere to go. How is this not apartheid? And slow genocide?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 21, 2023 07:34 PM (LB3UH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2023 07:25 PM (YqDXo)
Pressure Vessels need tight spacing to keep the stress of all the pressure differential from making the materials fail.
I believe an early passenger jet model failed because the window shape was improper and the plane ripped itself in pieces at altitude.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:35 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 21, 2023 07:35 PM (rLD7a)
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2023 07:28 PM "
That sounds like the last model I built. Seems like a lot of risk to see Kate Winslet's boobs.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2023 07:35 PM (ifHdv)
Also, the dude said he drank a few beers before just to make it interesting.
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at June 21, 2023 07:27 PM (0AUR/)
________________
In grad school I used to trounce my girlfriend at racquetball (e.g., 21-2), so I'd let up when playing her. This pissed her off, considering it condescending.
At a loss for what to do, I suddenly had brain wave: I'd play her right-handed (I'm left-handed); that way I could still try, and the games were closer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2023 07:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 21, 2023 07:35 PM (eoQWY)
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That was the Comet, which had rectangular windows that concentrated the distorting force on the corners, causing the windows to fail. That's why airliner windows now have rounded corners.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2023 07:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2023 07:29 PM (ifHdv)
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hmmm...Maybe those engineers should refresh their knowledge of mechanics of materials...I know a few experts on the subject who can help them out.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 07:33 PM (BpYfr)
I don't get carbon fiber for the shell of a vessel subjected to extreme exterior pressure. Carbon and Kevlar fibers are good in tension, not compression. Pressure vessels designed to contain high pressure fluids use carbon or composite fibers over-wrapping a metal shell; the fibers are in tension.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 07:39 PM (AMIL/)
Incoming...
Posted by: Megaton Smith at June 21, 2023 07:40 PM (Q4IgG)
As kids we would watch after bball waiting for an accountant or lawyer to lose his mind.
And laugh and laugh.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 21, 2023 07:43 PM (elIiz)
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at June 21, 2023 07:43 PM (zcPgo)
a) international waters; no controlling legal authority b) death waivers
Posted by: anachronda at June 21, 2023 07:44 PM (oY6Yp)
Q2K and onwards? Forget it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 21, 2023 07:46 PM (FbcWf)
Rowing crew is more pleasant than squash as far as I am concerned.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 21, 2023 07:47 PM (elIiz)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 07:33 PM (BpYfr)
I don't get carbon fiber for the shell of a vessel subjected to extreme exterior pressure. Carbon and Kevlar fibers are good in tension, not compression. Pressure vessels designed to contain high pressure fluids use carbon or composite fibers over-wrapping a metal shell; the fibers are in tension.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 07:39 PM (AMIL/)"
It was actually fascinating to hear the science and alternately scary to understand just how ignorant and arrogant you have to be to not respect the most basic engineering principles. Than to compound that by putting peoples lives in danger. The people most familiar with what he was doing tried to warn people or saw what he did and predicted disaster.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2023 07:50 PM (ifHdv)
Do you still play?
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 07:33 PM (MNhXM)
________________________
Recreationally. I'm now in my late 50's and things hurt more than they used to
. There was a time, however, when I was on the circuit. I have some pretty good notches (wins) against names you'd recognize. Posted by: Orson at June 21, 2023 08:30 PM (+mki2)
Go to Israel. Stay for a bit.
Israel imports their own problems. Arabs are like Mexicans - but worse. Yet, Israel doesn't want to hang their own drywall.
Posted by: Long Memory at June 21, 2023 08:42 PM (JAe1q)
Posted by: Paul at June 21, 2023 08:51 PM (8iP7L)
Finally, my paycheck is $ 8,500 A working 10 hours per week online. My brother’s friend had an average of 12K for several months, he work about 22 hours a week. I can not believe how easy it is, once I try to do so. This is what I do....
AND GOOD LUCK.
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Posted by: Mildred Taylor at June 22, 2023 08:09 AM (RfAs9)
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