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Beaksetball Cafe

icelandmountains.jpg
Mulagljufur, Iceland
by @dkphotographyau

Cat: How can I utilize this to destroy shit?

Panda just can't get out of the office today, the quarterly reports are due.

Baby goats enjoying a slide.

Do I need to take off my belt, son?

How dare you wander off without telling me! You gave me a conniption!

Type me a picture.

Doggo has a new trick.

Crayola landscape.

Oh wow, this television/videogame set-up is sick. Too much for me, but very neat.

Bearder jumpers.

Double floofer tumble.

I love dogs, but I don't know if I could have made myself go out into frigid water to play ice-breaker for a dog. Guy's got nerve.



Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Yo

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 20, 2023 07:31 PM (Eeb9P)

2 Heh heh heh

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 20, 2023 07:31 PM (Eeb9P)

3 Budgie basketball for the win!

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 20, 2023 07:32 PM (ftFVW)

4 Well in, Bruce

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 20, 2023 07:32 PM (Eeb9P)

5 Wonder just what the dog would do if it caught the dolphin.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 20, 2023 07:34 PM (ftFVW)

6 anti-commie kitteh tweet doesn't exist

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2023 07:34 PM (s6tnP)

7 huh.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 20, 2023 07:35 PM (dwh5k)

8 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2023 07:35 PM (xhxe8)

9 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 07:37 PM (F6McX)

10 Wonder just what the dog would do if it caught the dolphin.

I'm more concerned with what the dolphin will do with the dog. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2023 07:37 PM (eOEVl)

11 I would do that for my dog just the same as I would jump in the water for my child.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 20, 2023 07:38 PM (ncXxy)

12 >>>How dare you wander off without telling me! You gave me a conniption!

I see you need a smack upside your head, so here you go.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 20, 2023 07:38 PM (klJTj)

13 Typewriter artist. Gotta be Rainman, right?

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2023 07:39 PM (iziT8)

14 Royals have two again for the third time in four innings. Game is scoreless

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 20, 2023 07:39 PM (Eeb9P)

15 the crayola landscape is just magical, and how in the world did the birds learn how to play b-ball???

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2023 07:40 PM (s6tnP)

16 I think those are lovebirds

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 20, 2023 07:41 PM (pP7rZ)

17 >>>Oh wow, this television/videogame set-up is sick. Too much for me, but very neat.

If you hire someone else to do it, then yeah. Pricey. But you can just build it yourself. Those shelving skills you have developed should be a great help.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 20, 2023 07:42 PM (klJTj)

18 I didn't think Tucker could actually get better than he already is but the man is outdoing himself every new installment.

Now Musk just needs to get Twitter on Roku and make it function like cable lineup.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 07:42 PM (up/3i)

19 I hear Icelandic girls are fast!

Posted by: Flounder at June 20, 2023 07:43 PM (4I/2K)

20 Dog and dolphin playing together in the sea
.......

It's all fun and games until Whitey comes along.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

21 Whew! Long day. Started with a 5 am Teams meeting with India staff. Only a few minutes more and I can get mobbed by the dog.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 20, 2023 07:43 PM (8vzCZ)

22 20 Dog and dolphin playing together in the sea
.......

It's all fun and games until Whitey comes along.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 07:43 PM


and sinks your boat.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 20, 2023 07:44 PM (ncXxy)

23 I am exhausted after two straight days moving boxes of books and heavy stuff into a storage shed, then today sanding and cleaning windows to prepare for painting.

Trying to get mom's room ready and I'm gonna be in bed a month recovering from this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 07:45 PM (0hOvj)

24 >>>Birds playing basketball..

I think I saw about 8 fouls in there.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 20, 2023 07:45 PM (klJTj)

25 Just got on the boat to head home. It's been grey and drizzly all day. My favorite kind of weather.

Peace be with you all. I appreciate you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 20, 2023 07:45 PM (WtkHN)

26 I think those are lovebirds

They seem to love basketball, so you're probably right.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 20, 2023 07:46 PM (Bd6X8)

27 if ZZ Top did Seek and Destroy

https://youtu.be/Hc-Jb4t5xQc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 07:46 PM (0hOvj)

28 >>How in the world did the birds learn how to play b-ball???

Posted by: kallisto


I guess they watch a lot of ESPN

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 07:46 PM (geLO8)

29 So either TimCast is on hiatus or it was banned from Google.

He hasn't had a new episode in two days.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 07:47 PM (up/3i)

30 Beaksetball Cafe

I loved watching Michales JarJar play.

It was fucking art on the pitch!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2023 07:47 PM (BRHaw)

31 Lolwut? Record breaking attendance at Pride event!

Adding to the string of disappointing outcomes, Talladega Speedway’s “Pride Day” recorded an all-time low in attendance, highlighting perceived shortcomings in marketing efforts.

Steve Ashbaucher, the track supervisor who identifies as half-gay, expressed mixed sentiments, acknowledging that the event was still enjoyable but suggesting that it should not be repeated due to the potential financial strain on the owners, estimating costs of around half a million dollars to run a race with no fans present.

Although an official from Talladega Speedway declined to comment, asserting that the event did not harm the track or the sport, Track Owner Joe Barron expressed confidence that there would be no repercussions, dismissing the story as a fabrication arising from the imagination of an individual named Flaggt.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2023 07:47 PM (WGUfL)

32 Half gay?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2023 07:48 PM (WGUfL)

33 Damn I just watched Hardball with Keanu Reeves. It went from an urban Bad News Bears to an urban warning . No surprise it takes place in Chicago .

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 07:48 PM (xWYOb)

34 Pentagon says accounting error provided an extra $6.2 billion for Ukraine

-
Hate when that happens.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 07:49 PM (FVME7)

35 No straight man has ever sucked a little bit of dick.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2023 07:49 PM (WGUfL)

36 Birds were travelling.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2023 07:49 PM (63Dwl)

37
Canine Chronicle has finally coughed up the statistics through the end of May and Miss Delilah is the #3 Borzoi in Breed competition and #6 in All-Breed competition.

She had a bad winter and early spring, going Best of Breed in only 3 of 20 shows, but recently has been doing much better, with 10 Best of Breeds in 13 shows, a Group 1, six Group 2s and two Group 3s.

She started 2023 with 641 Grand Champion points and is currently at 745 of the 800 she needs to reach Platinum level.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 07:50 PM (MoZTd)

38 Ooh that top picture - fabulous.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Like a good neighbor, stay over there at June 20, 2023 07:51 PM (qfLjt)

39 Hold hands, you lovebirds!

Posted by: Zombie Emil Sitka at June 20, 2023 07:51 PM (Nn3xT)

40 32 Half gay?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2023 07:48 PM (WGUfL)

12 dollars fify cents

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2023 07:51 PM (BRHaw)

41
I think those are lovebirds
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 20, 2023 07:41 PM (pP7rZ)

*Emil Sitka voice*

Hold hands, you lovebirds!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 07:51 PM (MoZTd)

42 "How in the world did the birds learn how to play b-ball???
Posted by: kallisto"

Probably comes naturally.

Posted by: Larry Bird at June 20, 2023 07:51 PM (iayUP)

43 Would be easy enough to make a cat wheel

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2023 07:51 PM (xhxe8)

44 Half gay?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Which half? Top or bottom? Front or back?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 07:52 PM (F6McX)

45 >Half gay?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

just the tip

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 07:52 PM (geLO8)

46 Half gay?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2023 07:48 PM

No such thing. You either *suck dick* , or you do *not* suck dick.

A. D. Clay

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2023 07:52 PM (Wnv9h)

47 No straight man has ever sucked a little bit of dick.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Luigi the Bridgebuilder has entered the chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 07:52 PM (F6McX)

48
"... identifies as half-gay"

You're GAY, you dumb ass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 20, 2023 07:52 PM (pNxlR)

49 Now do goat fucking

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2023 07:53 PM (BRHaw)

50 >."... identifies as half-gay"


he likes antiquing and NASCAR

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 07:54 PM (geLO8)

51 Birds were travelling.

They moved the ball with their peckers. You gotta respect that kind of talent.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 20, 2023 07:54 PM (Bd6X8)

52
You're GAY, you dumb ass.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 20, 2023 07:52 PM (pNxlR)

"It was an EXPERIMENT!" - B. Obama

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 07:54 PM (MoZTd)

53 Half gay. That's all I ever heard.

Posted by: Flaggt at June 20, 2023 07:54 PM (63Dwl)

54 CAT, That story may be a fake. Only places carrying it look a bit skeevy.

Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 07:55 PM (LMi1p)

55 Birds were travelling.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Hell, not the way they officiate games these days.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 07:55 PM (F6McX)

56 Luigi the Bridgebuilder has entered the chat.
Posted by: Tonypete

Isn't he that sheepfucker?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 20, 2023 07:55 PM (kjOVp)

57
Half gay. That's all I ever heard.
Posted by: Flaggt at June 20, 2023 07:54 PM (63Dwl)

When do we get to octaroons or Melungeons?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 07:55 PM (MoZTd)

58 No straight man has ever sucked a little bit of dick.

Unless forced to as a kid by some scumbag predator

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 07:55 PM (0hOvj)

59 The guy saving that dog got some angel points

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2023 07:56 PM (xhxe8)

60 Half-gay. His bottom half is gay. The upper is undecided.

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2023 07:56 PM (V13WU)

61 Isn't he that sheepfucker?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus


"There'll never be another Ewe"

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 07:56 PM (F6McX)

62 43 Would be easy enough to make a cat wheel
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2023 07:51 PM (xhxe

So 20 inch wheels
times 3.15
so we will call it 62 inches
so lets take a 18 cat
so 4 to be safe
fur out would be a soft ride

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2023 07:56 PM (BRHaw)

63 Pentagon says accounting error provided an extra $6.2 billion for Ukraine

-
Hate when that happens.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 07:49 PM (FVME7)

I always misplace a decimal or something. F*ck!

Posted by: Michael Bolton, GS-8 programmer at June 20, 2023 07:57 PM (4I/2K)

64 She started 2023 with 641 Grand Champion points and is currently at 745 of the 800 she needs to reach Platinum level.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 07:50 PM


Does she get a free buffet at the Golden Corral at 800 platinum points? Because that would be awesome.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 20, 2023 07:57 PM (ncXxy)

65 Nothing good comes from Iceland!

Shoulda nuked em in '56!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 07:57 PM (rJ7Hd)

66 Does she get a free buffet at the Golden Corral at 800 platinum points? Because that would be awesome.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 20, 2023 07:57 PM (ncXxy)

Feeding a premium dog GC would kill it! dead straight up!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2023 07:58 PM (BRHaw)

67 When do we get to octaroons or Melungeons?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Two-tailed mermaids like the Starbucks logo? Those are real?

Posted by: mikeski at June 20, 2023 07:58 PM (DgGvY)

68
Does she get a free buffet at the Golden Corral at 800 platinum points? Because that would be awesome.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 20, 2023 07:57 PM (ncXxy)

Old dog show joke

Q. When do you stop campaigning a special?
A. When the money runs out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 07:59 PM (MoZTd)

69 Lovebirds. Right. Up until the very second he loses his job, becomes disabled, or she gets the cloaca-tingles for Chad-bird, then Mr. Lovebird is thrown to the curb. Then she gets to keep the nest, the eggs, move Chad-bird in, and Mr. Lovebird has to provide food and nesting material to them for the next 10 years.

Posted by: It's an evil world we live in at June 20, 2023 07:59 PM (AJ2DX)

70 @34

>>Pentagon says accounting error provided an extra $6.2 billion for Ukraine

Nothing is more important to the GOP than Ukraine, we'll allow it.

--
Mitch "I literally look like a f**king Muppet" McConnell

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 07:59 PM (up/3i)

71 Solstice tomorrow- 0857 hrs MDT

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:00 PM (geLO8)

72 Nothing good comes from Iceland!

Shoulda nuked em in '56!

Posted by: AlaBAMA
_____________

Snow Wops. I think Ace's pappy warned us.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 20, 2023 08:00 PM (Ekc7/)

73 69 Lovebirds. Right. Up until the very second he loses his job, becomes disabled, or she gets the cloaca-tingles for Chad-bird, then Mr. Lovebird is thrown to the curb. Then she gets to keep the nest, the eggs, move Chad-bird in, and Mr. Lovebird has to provide food and nesting material to them for the next 10 years.
Posted by: It's an evil world we live in at June 20, 2023 07:59 PM (AJ2DX)

Not. Every. Woman. Does. This.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:00 PM (rJ7Hd)

74 >Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 07:59 PM (MoZTd)


How accurate is the movie Best In Show ?

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:01 PM (geLO8)

75 72 Nothing good comes from Iceland!

Shoulda nuked em in '56!

Posted by: AlaBAMA
_____________

Snow Wops. I think Ace's pappy warned us.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 20, 2023 08:00 PM (Ekc7/)

Preach!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:01 PM (rJ7Hd)

76 69 Lovebirds. Right. Up until the very second he loses his job, becomes disabled, or she gets the cloaca-tingles for Chad-bird, then Mr. Lovebird is thrown to the curb. Then she gets to keep the nest, the eggs, move Chad-bird in, and Mr. Lovebird has to provide food and nesting material to them for the next 10 years.
Posted by: It's an evil world we live in at June 20, 2023 07:59 PM (AJ2DX)

Not. Every. Woman. Does. This.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:00 PM (rJ7Hd)

He knows what he did.

Posted by: Mrs. Lovebird at June 20, 2023 08:01 PM (4I/2K)

77 When do we get to octaroons or Melungeons?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 07:55 PM (MoZTd)

You and your ice-fishing.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2023 08:02 PM (xhaym)

78 Snow Wops. I think Ace's pappy warned us.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 20, 2023 08:00 PM (Ekc7/)

icebacks

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2023 08:02 PM (BRHaw)

79
How accurate is the movie Best In Show ?
Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:01 PM (geLO

It's an exaggeration. But not much of one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 08:02 PM (MoZTd)

80 identifies as half-gay

Bandersnatch called himself half-gay continuously during the gay marriage conflagration here many years ago. Gods honest truth.

Posted by: Identity is a strange thing at June 20, 2023 08:02 PM (AJ2DX)

81 I'm a lesbian. Thinking about filling that out on the next 1040.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:03 PM (rJ7Hd)

82 I'm a lesbian. Thinking about filling that out on the next 1040.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Enter this info in the checkered shirt box.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 08:04 PM (F6McX)

83 81 I'm a lesbian. Thinking about filling that out on the next 1040.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:03 PM (rJ7Hd)

I didn't know you were an actor!

Posted by: Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow...and tomorrow. LINE! at June 20, 2023 08:04 PM (AJ2DX)

84 Texas Christian University adds new class.

Queen Art of Drag.

Not Berkeley.

TCU

Posted by: It's happening at June 20, 2023 08:05 PM (MaGjy)

85 I'm a lesbian. Thinking about filling that out on the next 1040.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:03 PM (rJ7Hd)

under filing status ???

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2023 08:05 PM (V13WU)

86 83 81 I'm a lesbian. Thinking about filling that out on the next 1040.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:03 PM (rJ7Hd)

I didn't know you were an actor!

Posted by: Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow...and tomorrow. LINE! at June 20, 2023 08:04 PM (AJ2DX)

Lesbian!

Not thespian.

Geez

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:05 PM (rJ7Hd)

87 Nothing good comes from Iceland

I like Monsters and Men

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2023 08:06 PM (xhxe8)

88 who identifies as half-gay

Based on the prior thread, the other half is a secret until they bust in on his house party?

Posted by: mikeski at June 20, 2023 08:06 PM (DgGvY)

89 85 I'm a lesbian. Thinking about filling that out on the next 1040.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:03 PM (rJ7Hd)

under filing status ???
Posted by: runner at June 20, 2023 08:05 PM (V13WU

Yes. The boxes next year are:

Black
Gay
Transgender
White (nazi)

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:06 PM (rJ7Hd)

90 Do I need to take off my belt, son?
_______

That one is already not working. The next seems to show my mother has been reincarnated as a cat.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 20, 2023 08:06 PM (brAQZ)

91 I'm a lesbian. Thinking about filling that out on the next 1040.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Do you even own a Subaru?

Posted by: mikeski at June 20, 2023 08:07 PM (DgGvY)

92 Lesbian!

Not thespian.

Geez

Whatever, take your lickin'!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 20, 2023 08:07 PM (Bd6X8)

93 I worked a station in Asuncion, so I looked up the place. They have a pair of skyscrapers named Torres del Paseo that are, for me, literally painful to look at.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at June 20, 2023 08:07 PM (MvF+J)

94 I didn't know you were an actor!
Posted by: Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow...and tomorrow.


"I'm no actor, and I've got 64 pictures to prove it."
-- Zombie Victor Mature

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 08:07 PM (F6McX)

95 91 I'm a lesbian. Thinking about filling that out on the next 1040.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Do you even own a Subaru?
Posted by: mikeski at June 20, 2023 08:07 PM (DgGvY

I'm a lipstick lesbian. What do you think? Jeep, maybe?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:07 PM (rJ7Hd)

96 Texas Christian University adds new class.

Queen Art of Drag.

Not Berkeley.

TCU
Posted by: It's happening at June 20, 2023 08:05 PM (MaGjy)

Them horned frogs turned gay!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2023 08:08 PM (4I/2K)

97 91 I'm a lesbian. Thinking about filling that out on the next 1040.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Do you even own a Subaru?
Posted by: mikeski at June 20, 2023 08:07 PM (DgGvY)

Good point. And what percentage of his shirts are flannel? Does he even own a chain wallet? Red Wing work boots?

Posted by: Might not pass an audit at June 20, 2023 08:08 PM (AJ2DX)

98 I'm 1/4 gay on my mother's side. My grandmother had high cheekbones, like ALL the gays have.

Posted by: Lezzy Warren at June 20, 2023 08:09 PM (iayUP)

99 THis reminds me, I still have not been to Reykjavík.

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2023 08:09 PM (V13WU)

100 Reykjavík?

I just met her!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 08:09 PM (F6McX)

101 I'm half soused.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 20, 2023 08:10 PM (Xrfse)

102 BREAKING:
@BlackRock
Recruiter Who “Decides People’s Fate” Spills Info on Company’s World Impact

“It’s not who the president is- it’s who’s controlling the wallet of the president”

“You got $10K? You can buy a senator"

“War is real f***ing good for business” #BlackRockExposed

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2023 08:10 PM (RovqD)

103 97 91 I'm a lesbian. Thinking about filling that out on the next 1040.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Do you even own a Subaru?
Posted by: mikeski at June 20, 2023 08:07 PM (DgGvY)

Good point. And what percentage of his shirts are flannel? Does he even own a chain wallet? Red Wing work boots?
Posted by: Might not pass an audit at June 20, 2023 08:08 PM (AJ2DX)

Let them check! My browser history will prove I'm a lesbian.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:10 PM (rJ7Hd)

104 Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.

John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?

Posted by: Stripes at June 20, 2023 08:10 PM (4I/2K)

105 'm a lipstick lesbian. What do you think? Jeep, maybe?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:07 PM (rJ7Hd)

Mercedes.

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2023 08:11 PM (V13WU)

106 Texas Christian University adds new class.

Queen Art of Drag.

Not Berkeley.

TCU
Posted by: It's happening


Deep in the heart of Texas!
Huh-huh-huh-huh!

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 20, 2023 08:11 PM (tjZg/)

107 Let them check! My browser history will prove I'm a lesbian.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

What Moron among the Horde doesn't like to do many of the things we think lesbians like to do?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 08:11 PM (F6McX)

108 TCU is Disciples of Christ related - think Presbyterian. Haven't been a Christian school for decades.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 20, 2023 08:12 PM (oWBc3)

109 107 Let them check! My browser history will prove I'm a lesbian.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

What Moron among the Horde doesn't like to do many of the things we think lesbians like to do?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 08:11 PM (F6McX)

So everyone here is a lesbian?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:12 PM (rJ7Hd)

110 If the Subaru is the Offical Lesmobile, then what would be the Official Gaymobile?

Gotta be four-wheels, so leave the Vespa jokes there on the shelf.

Back in the '90s, the VW Rabbit/Golf Cabriolet was an unmistakable indicator.

Votes of the Horde, what say ye?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2023 08:13 PM (e6UQI)

111
Solstice tomorrow- 0857 hrs MDT
Posted by: DB

Then it's all down hill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2023 08:13 PM (63Dwl)

112 Tesla?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:13 PM (rJ7Hd)

113 So everyone here is a lesbian?

I don't think Fen is. Other than that...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 20, 2023 08:13 PM (Bd6X8)

114 Haven't been a Christian school for decades.

Almost all christian colleges and universities have been horrendously perverted and secularized over the years. My alma mater Calvin College was nudging that direction when I was there 40 years ago. They are the ultimate example of O'Sullivan's Law.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 08:14 PM (0hOvj)

115 13 Typewriter artist.

***

I bet it's fake

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 20, 2023 08:15 PM (vHIgi)

116 So everyone here is a lesbian?

I don't think Fen is. Other than that...
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 20, 2023 08:13 PM (Bd6X

We ain't nothing but good ol' lebesians.

Posted by: Moe and Joe at June 20, 2023 08:15 PM (4I/2K)

117 TCU is Disciples of Christ related - think Presbyterian. Haven't been a Christian school for decades.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

HA! The following haven't been Catholic centers of education either for decades:

Univ. of Notre Dame
Georgetown
Boston College
Jesuit School of Theology - (Double HA!!)
Loyola
Marquette
Villanova

etc etc

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 08:16 PM (F6McX)

118 34 Pentagon says accounting error provided an extra $6.2 billion for Ukraine

-
Hate when that happens.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 07:49 PM (FVME7)

———-

Just a reminder that about 10 years ago a Michigan State economist looked at DoD spending and found they only overspent by $5 trillion dollars over 20 years.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 08:17 PM (h8nxs)

119 Back in the '90s, the VW Rabbit/Golf Cabriolet was an unmistakable indicator.

Votes of the Horde, what say ye?
Posted by: Jim

VW Beetle

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 08:17 PM (F6McX)

120 Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 08:16 PM (F6McX

You forgot Marist

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 08:17 PM (xWYOb)

121 >. So everyone here is a lesbian?

I'm going to wait til the conventions next summer to decide

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:18 PM (geLO8)

122 >>Votes of the Horde, what say ye?
Posted by: Jim


Mazda Miata

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:18 PM (geLO8)

123 So everyone here is a lesbian?

I'll get back to you lickety-split.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 08:18 PM (F6McX)

124 VW Beetle

I hope they continue to rise in price, Joel had a 76 Beetle, just needs fixing up to run well again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 08:19 PM (0hOvj)

125 Just a reminder that about 10 years ago a Michigan State economist looked at DoD spending and found they only overspent by $5 trillion dollars over 20 years.


===


wars are excellent for writing off trillions; that is why they never end

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2023 08:19 PM (V13WU)

126 The Gaymobile at one time was the Mazda Miata.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2023 08:19 PM (iziT8)

127 I'm not a lesbian. They kicked me out for illegal entry while scissoring.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 08:19 PM (xWYOb)

128 Solstice tomorrow- 0857 hrs MDT
Posted by: DB

Then it's all down hill.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
_________________

But it's still getting warmer. I mark the downhill point from around Labor Day through Christmas, when it's getting colder and darker.

I'll never live in a house that doesn't have a wood burning fireplace. Does wonders for the psyche during the dreary months.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 20, 2023 08:19 PM (Ekc7/)

129 To be fair, one of those birds flopped on the court and cried to the refs like LeBron James. It was an embarrassing spectacle of juvenile behavior for a professional player.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 20, 2023 08:20 PM (fY84s)

130
The Gaymobile at one time was the Mazda Miata.
Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2023 08:19 PM (iziT

_________

Not just gay, but a bottom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 08:21 PM (MoZTd)

131 Not just gay, but a bottom.

If it's a V8 swapped one, does that make it better or worse?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 20, 2023 08:22 PM (Bd6X8)

132 Mulagljufur, Iceland

What did you call me?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2023 08:22 PM (WGUfL)

133 Internet (SmartTubes™ sez:

Here are some of the top gay and lesbian cars:

VW Jetta
VW Bug
BMW 3-Series
Jeep Wrangler
Mazda Miata

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:23 PM (geLO8)

134 Mazda Miata
Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:18 PM (geLO

My 23-year-old-me dream car.

A good reminder that not all dreams should come true.

Posted by: LASue at June 20, 2023 08:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

135 when I was a kid, TCU was always bringing up the rear

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 08:24 PM (us2H3)

136 @126

>>The Gaymobile at one time was the Mazda Miata.

There are modders who swap in V8 lexus engines into Miatas.


That's a lot of balls for a car that weighs a little over a ton.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 08:24 PM (up/3i)

137 What Moron among the Horde doesn't like to do many of the things we think lesbians like to do?

Wear flannel?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2023 08:25 PM (eOEVl)

138 Whatever guy driving a vehicle with a COEXIST bumper sticker is homo.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 08:25 PM (h8nxs)

139 Democratic Donor Arrested and Charged With Setting Destructive Wildfire That Democrats Blamed on Climate Change
https://tinyurl.com/yc5ruhr6

Edward Wackerman of Mariposa, Calif., has been arrested on suspicion of aggravated arson, arson that causes great bodily injury, and arson causing damage or destruction of inhabited structures. The fire injured three firefighters, burned 19,244 acres of land, and destroyed 127 homes and 66 outbuildings
According to the Washington Free Beacon, Wackerman donated to several Democrats in the past.
“The arson suspect has donated $1,775 to Democratic candidates and committees since 2020, including a $1,000 donation to Tim Ryan’s failed U.S. Senate campaign in 2022 and $400 to the Lincoln Project, a disgraced liberal super PAC,” says WFB.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 20, 2023 08:25 PM (MFZ8i)

140
No minority, women, gay, transgender, or other protected species was confirmed to be aboard the Titanic sub, so let's count this as another win against white supremacy and continue to celebrate Pride Month.

Posted by: Auspex at June 20, 2023 08:25 PM (j4U/Z)

141 That's a lot of balls for a car that weighs a little over a ton.

They are pretty neat little cars, just got a reputation for being girl cars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 08:25 PM (0hOvj)

142 Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:23 PM (geLO

Lesbaru is #1

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 08:26 PM (us2H3)

143 The biggest lesbo car is that yellow thing.
The next is a suburb.

That's it.

Posted by: LASue at June 20, 2023 08:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

144 Nothing good comes from Iceland!

Shoulda nuked em in '56!

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Volcanic ash to cool the planet...get w/the program.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 08:27 PM (AwYPR)

145 Wonder what would happen if you nuked a volcano.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:28 PM (rJ7Hd)

146 What was the Porsche model that was considered a girls car? Had the exhaust muffler down the middle.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 08:28 PM (xWYOb)

147 "Democratic Donor Arrested and Charged With Setting Destructive Wildfire That Democrats Blamed on Climate Change
https://tinyurl.com/yc5ruhr6 "

follow the money; how much was he paid, by whom?
or was he a volunteer?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 20, 2023 08:29 PM (dwh5k)

148
Wear flannel?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 20, 2023 08:25 PM (eOEVl)

I like flannel.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 08:29 PM (AwYPR)

149 So Hunter Biden did not declare $2M in income and his taxes are $100K on it

How is he only paying 5 percent tax rate?

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at June 20, 2023 08:29 PM (KRP7d)

150 Texas Christian University adds new class.

Queen Art of Drag.

Not Berkeley.

TCU
Posted by: It's happening


Deep in the heart of Texas!
Huh-huh-huh-huh!
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 20, 2023 08:11 PM (tjZ


Another school the alumnae should stop supporting.

Posted by: LASue at June 20, 2023 08:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

151 Just remembered.

Porsche Boxer.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 08:29 PM (xWYOb)

152 I thought the report was it was 1.2 million in back taxes.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 08:31 PM (xWYOb)

153 27 if ZZ Top did Seek and Destroy

https://youtu.be/Hc-Jb4t5xQc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


(sips beer)

I approve. (golf clap)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 20, 2023 08:31 PM (sAmhv)

154 Texas Christian University adds new class.

Queen Art of Drag.

Not Berkeley.

TCU
Posted by: It's happening


Deep in the heart of Texas!
Huh-huh-huh-huh!
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 20, 2023 08:11 PM (tjZ


Another school the alumnae should stop supporting.
Posted by: LASue at June 20, 2023 08:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

Great horny toads!

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at June 20, 2023 08:32 PM (4I/2K)

155 I'll stipulate that the New Beetle and the New NEW Beetle (the one with the flatter roofline) are likely floofometers.

But actual original Beetles of the air cooled era are legit, and exempt.

Unless yours is bedecked in Herbie livery. Then, you're very clearly gay.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2023 08:32 PM (e6UQI)

156 Aw man-

there are ducks walking around behind my house like they own the GD place

quacking and everything

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:32 PM (geLO8)

157 I live in the northwest, flannel is practically required. But I like it, lumberjack style shirts

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 08:32 PM (0hOvj)

158 Revolution Club Los Angeles @revclub_la
Fight the Power & Transform the People for Revolution! Building the movement for an actual revolution, based on the New Communism developed by Bob Avakian

@revclub_la·48m
Still waiting for the school board meeting to start…📸 capturing both the decent pro-LGBTQ folks, as well as the rabid fascist anti-LGBTQ lunatics (the fascist lunatics crowd has grown a bit more. More exposure of lunacy + to come.) #GUSD #WeSayGay #Pride
·32m
Pigs separate pro & anti-LGBTQ. Anti-LGBT chant “Leave our kids alone” aka a cover for their Christian fascist agenda to exterminate LGBTQ ppl…
The decent people chant, “We’re here, we’re queer, we’re fabulous don’t fuck with us”
The Revcoms stand in defense of the decent people as anti-LGBTQ fascists attempt to intimidate with shouting as they enter the school board meeting in Glendale. #GUSD
5:18 PM · Jun 20, 2023

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 20, 2023 08:33 PM (MFZ8i)

159 there are ducks walking around behind my house like they own the GD place

I love ducks. They don't taste that great but they are fun and friendly critters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 08:33 PM (0hOvj)

160 156 Aw man-

there are ducks walking around behind my house like they own the GD place

quacking and everything
Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:32 PM (geLO


Do you have any orange sauce?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:33 PM (rJ7Hd)

161 I used to have a Alfa boattail, mid 60's

cool car, baby blue

got squashed by a DP&L power truck in the late 70's

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 08:34 PM (us2H3)

162 Weiss's office said in a statement: "Hunter Biden received taxable income in excess of $1,500,000 annually in calendar years 2017 and 2018. Despite owing in excess of $100,000 in federal income taxes each year, he did not pay the income tax due for either year."

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 08:34 PM (h8nxs)

163 Apparently they are reintroducing The Buick Skylark.

I wonder if it's going to have positraction?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 08:34 PM (up/3i)

164 Buick died, no?

Fuckers should have done a better job of reinventing the GNX.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:35 PM (rJ7Hd)

165 But actual original Beetles of the air cooled era are legit, and exempt.

Unless yours is bedecked in Herbie livery. Then, you're very clearly gay.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2023 08:32 PM (e6UQI)


Air-cooled VW engines and I never played well together.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 20, 2023 08:36 PM (BdMk6)

166 The new Beetle was an idiot meter. Anyone who bought one is a fool with money. It was a golf with a new skin, and cost a fortune

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 08:36 PM (0hOvj)

167 I've never eaten duck

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:36 PM (geLO8)

168 @167

>>I've never eaten duck

Some of the best Tacos I have ever had were duck Tacos.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 08:37 PM (up/3i)

169 ..Just remembered. Porsche Boxer. Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 08:29 PM (xWYOb)

Boxter. BoxTer.

But yeah, it was a little too neat, civilized and twee when compared to a Driver Beware 911.

That said, the damn Boxter could keep up with a standard 911 around the track. It's mid-engine design was a far more stable physics package in the corners than the ass-pendulum of the rear engine 911s.

But, put a Carerra out on the track, and it's bye bye Boxter. Ju$t take$ Dollar$.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2023 08:37 PM (e6UQI)

170
167 I've never eaten duck

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:36 PM (geLO8


It's like chicken, just noisier.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:38 PM (rJ7Hd)

171 Posted by: It's an evil world we live in at June 20, 2023 07:59 PM (AJ2DX)

Got to be Mortimer.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 20, 2023 08:38 PM (89Sog)

172
So Hunter Biden did not declare $2M in income and his taxes are $100K on it

How is he only paying 5 percent tax rate?
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA

Bernie Sanders should be asking that question.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2023 08:38 PM (63Dwl)

173 A pilot from Delta Airlines was taken into custody in Scotland for allegedly appearing intoxicated before a flight bound for New York City, leading to the cancellation of the trip, officials said.

The incident took place on Friday when Flight 209, scheduled to depart Edinburgh Airport at 10:35 a.m. SCT and arrive at John F. Kennedy International Airport after a 7 1/2-hour journey, was unable to take off.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 20, 2023 08:38 PM (xPl2J)

174 All liberals: tax the rich!!

Hunter Biden: Fuck taxes!

All liberals: It was very unbiased, that ruling.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:40 PM (rJ7Hd)

175 I've had duck, but never cooked with duck fat.

Which I hear is the shit.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 20, 2023 08:40 PM (Ekc7/)

176 162 Weiss's office said in a statement: "Hunter Biden received taxable income in excess of $1,500,000 annually in calendar years 2017 and 2018. Despite owing in excess of $100,000 in federal income taxes each year, he did not pay the income tax due for either year."
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 08:34 PM (h8nxs)

Lucky for Hunter, those 87,000 IRS agents were too busy auditing single mothers with three part time waitress and bartender jobs. All those cash tips! They know that they are hiding that giant stack of undeclared cash.

Besides, those mothers would just waste those tips on things like food for their kids. Can't have that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2023 08:41 PM (i+mOk)

177 The main problem with duck is that it's very fatty and when you roast it, it renders a lot of fat and makes your house smell like duck for about a week.

Which wears a little thin after day three.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 08:41 PM (up/3i)

178 177 The main problem with duck is that it's very fatty and when you roast it, it renders a lot of fat and makes your house smell like duck for about a week.

Which wears a little thin after day three.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 08:41 PM (up/3i

But it keeps the ducks away from your house.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:42 PM (rJ7Hd)

179 It's still smiling.

*thwack-chop*

Posted by: Old Man Parker at June 20, 2023 08:43 PM (4I/2K)

180 The main problem with duck is that it's very fatty and when you roast it, it renders a lot of fat and makes your house smell like duck for about a week.

Yeah its nota great smell. I have had duck a couple times and it tastes kinda like turkey dark meat to me, but not as dry. I'm not impressed. A lot of supposedly high end specialty dishes are not as good as they are touted to be, like lobster. Its not bad, it just not very interesting or amazing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 08:44 PM (0hOvj)

181 Shades of space shuttle Challenger

The director of marine operations at OceanGate, the company whose submersible went missing Sunday on an expedition to the Titanic in the North Atlantic, was fired after raising concerns about its first-of-a-kind carbon fiber hull and other systems before its maiden voyage

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:44 PM (geLO8)

182 Royals have two again for the third time in four innings. Game is scoreless
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 20, 2023 07:39 PM (Eeb9P)

And Harry and Meghan are clueless.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2023 08:45 PM (bvjwi)

183 @178

>>But it keeps the ducks away from your house.

But what if I don't want to keep the ducks away from my house?

I like ducks, in fact, I've never met an asshole duck.

Chickens on the other hand, are born assholes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 08:45 PM (up/3i)

184 o Hunter Biden did not declare $2M in income and his taxes are $100K on it

How is he only paying 5 percent tax rate?

He's got an image to maintain, so all those hookers and blow are a business expense.

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2023 08:45 PM (ptElO)

185 The guy rescuing the dog brought back memories of my hero, Lenny Skutnik.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2023 08:46 PM (cTCuP)

186 Royals have two again for the third time in four innings.

Someone is gonna get to that pitcher and score a bunch, he's playing with fire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 08:47 PM (0hOvj)

187 I've only had duck gumbo and I wasn't too crazy about it even though it contained ducks that I shot.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 08:47 PM (xWYOb)

188 @180

>>I have had duck a couple times and it tastes kinda like turkey dark meat to me, but not as dry.

I have duck every opportunity I can have duck, I just don't like to cook duck at home.

There is this Thai place near me that makes a duck noodle dish that is DAAAA BOMB.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 08:47 PM (up/3i)

189 Yeah its nota great smell. I have had duck a couple times and it tastes kinda like turkey dark meat to me, but not as dry. I'm not impressed. A lot of supposedly high end specialty dishes are not as good as they are touted to be, like lobster. Its not bad, it just not very interesting or amazing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 08:44 PM (0hOvj)
===
This is what lobster rolls and Peking duck are for.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 20, 2023 08:48 PM (RIvkX)

190 Cooked a goose for Christmas one year...mostly fat and skin and bones.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 08:49 PM (AwYPR)

191 Stop fat shaming ducks!

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2023 08:50 PM (iziT8)

192
But what if I don't want to keep the ducks away from my house?

I like ducks, in fact, I've never met an asshole duck.

Chickens on the other hand, are born assholes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 08:45 PM (up/3i)

Swans. Total assholes. And aggressive as fuck.

Posted by: Mean sonsabitches at June 20, 2023 08:50 PM (AJ2DX)

193 Carbon Fiber Hull?

Yeah, uh... that ain't the way the stress loads work, I think? Carbon Fiber for compressive loadings?

We got some mechanical engineers in the house, please?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2023 08:50 PM (e6UQI)

194
The director of marine operations at OceanGate, the company whose submersible went missing Sunday on an expedition to the Titanic in the North Atlantic, was fired after raising concerns about its first-of-a-kind carbon fiber hull and other systems before its maiden voyage
Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:44 PM (geLO

______________

So a sub on its maiden voyage sank while visiting a ship that sunk on its maiden voyage?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 08:50 PM (MoZTd)

195 So how is lying on your tax return for two years for a total of $3 million in income and $200k in taxes results in only a misdemeanor charge?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 08:50 PM (h8nxs)

196 Duck a l'orange was a bar mitzvah staple in the 70s and I haven't had it since.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 20, 2023 08:50 PM (RIvkX)

197 The guy rescuing the dog brought back memories of my hero, Lenny Skutnik.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2023 08:46 PM (cTCuP)

I remember Lenny.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 08:51 PM (AwYPR)

198 Thanks, ace. Some days these are all that gets me through.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2023 08:51 PM (cTCuP)

199 195 So how is lying on your tax return for two years for a total of $3 million in income and $200k in taxes results in only a misdemeanor charge?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 08:50 PM (h8nxs

Well, first your dad has to be President.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:51 PM (rJ7Hd)

200 OceanGate Expeditions charges wealthy tourists £195,000-a-head for the ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ chance to see the 1912 shipwreck up close.

They didn't lie, did they.

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2023 08:51 PM (CaJIi)

201 *peeks in, backs away*

Posted by: Daffy Duck at June 20, 2023 08:52 PM (4I/2K)

202
Yeah, uh... that ain't the way the stress loads work, I think? Carbon Fiber for compressive loadings?

_________

"Carbon fiber? No, fiberglass. Just as good." - Chinese contract sub builders

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 08:52 PM (MoZTd)

203 So a sub on its maiden voyage sank while visiting a ship that sunk on its maiden voyage?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 08:50 PM (MoZTd)

not a maiden voyage; went down a number of times in the past

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2023 08:53 PM (V13WU)

204 201 *peeks in, backs away*
Posted by: Daffy Duck at June 20, 2023 08:52 PM (4I/2K

Don't worry. It's wabbit season.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:53 PM (rJ7Hd)

205 Mmmmmm…Veronica Lake on TCM…mmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 08:53 PM (xTRSc)

206
A lot of supposedly high end specialty dishes are not as good as they are touted to be, like lobster. Its not bad, it just not very interesting or amazing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

=========

I bought a ton of lobster during Lent. It was on sale. I experimented with a few recipes, and I realized: it's all about the butter. Mild salty flavor, nice consistency if you don't overcook it, and use lots of melted butter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 08:53 PM (lCaJd)

207 So a sub on its maiden voyage sank while visiting a ship that sunk on its maiden voyage?

Return trip? We just get you TO the Titanic.

Posted by: OceanGate Expeditions, Inc. at June 20, 2023 08:54 PM (CaJIi)

208 >So a sub on its maiden voyage sank while visiting a ship that sunk on its maiden voyage?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


No, this minisub is not on its first dive

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:54 PM (geLO8)

209 @195

>>So how is lying on your tax return for two years for a total of $3 million in income and $200k in taxes results in only a misdemeanor charge?

They literally banged up Trump's CFO for expensing rental cars and other business expenses and accounting for it appropriately.

And what they banged him up for was less than what Hunter failed to pay taxes on.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 08:54 PM (up/3i)

210
I bought a ton of lobster during Lent. It was on sale. I experimented with a few recipes, and I realized: it's all about the butter. Mild salty flavor, nice consistency if you don't overcook it, and use lots of melted butter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 08:53 PM (lCaJd)

___________

Then you're eating butter, not lobster.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 08:54 PM (MoZTd)

211 Was Lenny Skutnik the guy who punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming down the road?

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2023 08:55 PM (iziT8)

212 wait- I don't know that

these minisubs have dived before, but I don't know if this particular one is on ITS first dive

to be clear

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 08:55 PM (geLO8)

213 Boxter. BoxTer.

Well, it's "Boxster," but I can see y'all are on a roll here.

Really expecting Alpha Romeros any damn minute.
And that English car, the "Undo." Said so on the wheel.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 20, 2023 08:55 PM (dpxPz)

214 @204

Not a big fan of rabbit, in fact it's probably my least favorite game meat.


Lemon Pepper Partridge on the other hand.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 08:56 PM (up/3i)

215 Rabbit is a good way to starve in the wild.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:57 PM (rJ7Hd)

216 "Mmmmmm…Veronica Lake on TCM…mmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus "


She quit acting to become a waitress. Couldn't stand Hollywood.

Which I can respect.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2023 08:57 PM (iziT8)

217 I like rabbit...gotta parboil it.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 08:58 PM (AwYPR)

218 Swans. Total assholes. And aggressive as fuck.

Geese are the same way. Swans are practically the same animal, just prettier. We had geese and ducks when I was a kid (and chickens and bunnies, and a cow). The geese were total jerks but were loyal in their way and when I slept outside they'd all gather around me for company then when I woke up they'd angrily strut around honking like they were offended I noticed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 08:58 PM (0hOvj)

219 >>> 210
I bought a ton of lobster during Lent. It was on sale. I experimented with a few recipes, and I realized: it's all about the butter. Mild salty flavor, nice consistency if you don't overcook it, and use lots of melted butter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 08:53 PM (lCaJd)

___________

Then you're eating butter, not lobster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 08:54 PM (MoZTd)

Some people think snails with butter are a delicacy.

Snails are slugs with shells. No thanks.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 20, 2023 08:59 PM (llON8)

220 @217

>> I like rabbit...gotta parboil it.

Truth be told, I prefer alligator over rabbit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:00 PM (up/3i)

221 Some geese make good watchdogs.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 09:00 PM (AwYPR)

222 Yeah, rabbit starvation is no bueno,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:00 PM (xTRSc)

223
Verlander is getting hit pretty hard tonight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 09:00 PM (MoZTd)

224 Gums up on Hannity

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:01 PM (us2H3)

225 @223

>>Verlander is getting hit pretty hard tonight.

But in the end, he gets to go home to Mrs Verlander.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:01 PM (up/3i)

226 So, Disney's 'water' Elemental character is "non-binary", whatever that means.
Does it take it up the ass like an enema?
Does it scissor with another gender fluid creature?
Does it sip another's juices through its pipe?

Such mysteries Disney is foisting on our kids.

Thankfully, the movie is bombing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 20, 2023 09:01 PM (ufFY8)

227 Geese are the same way. Swans are practically the same animal, just prettier. We had geese and ducks when I was a kid (and chickens and bunnies, and a cow). The geese were total jerks but were loyal in their way and when I slept outside they'd all gather around me for company then when I woke up they'd angrily strut around honking like they were offended I noticed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 08:58 PM (0hOvj)


————


We lived on a lake that had white and black swans, talk about racist assholes…

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 09:02 PM (h8nxs)

228 What's the craziest thing you've eaten? Animal wise. Not talkin Lego's here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:02 PM (rJ7Hd)

229 . . . went down a number of times in the past
Posted by: runner

YooHoo!!

Posted by: Veep Throat at June 20, 2023 09:02 PM (F6McX)

230 Haven't had gator, but a local market has it, so....

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 09:02 PM (AwYPR)

231 "Some geese make good watchdogs.

Posted by: BignJames "


Don't tell me. Had to walk past a house with warchgeese everyday after school.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2023 09:02 PM (iziT8)

232 But in the end, he gets to go home to Mrs Verlander.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:01 PM (up/3i)

Mr. Upton might be sick of her shit by now.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 20, 2023 09:02 PM (ufFY8)

233 Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 08:54 PM (up/3i)

cuz they are squeezing people to rat Trump out

they have no such interest in Hunter

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:03 PM (us2H3)

234 Mrs. Verlander = Kate Upton, right?

Mug bueno!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:03 PM (xTRSc)

235 I wasn't impressed with rabbit, either but I'm not a huge meat eater. Not a lot of meat on a rabbit either. Plus they are really sweet critters even if they chew on everything, so its a bummer to kill them

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 09:03 PM (0hOvj)

236 Evening.

Does this look like a dick to anyone?

https://tinyurl.com/bdet3yzn

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at June 20, 2023 09:03 PM (81zXs)

237 >What's the craziest thing you've eaten? Animal wise. Not talkin Lego's here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


octopus
blech

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 09:03 PM (geLO8)

238 232 But in the end, he gets to go home to Mrs Verlander.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:01 PM (up/3i)


passed balls

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:04 PM (us2H3)

239 Muy bueno, I meant.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:05 PM (xTRSc)

240 Roast rabbit
https://youtu.be/6feJ7k36BPk

Posted by: Daffy Duck at June 20, 2023 09:05 PM (4I/2K)

241 But in the end, he gets to go home to Mrs Verlander.

Yeah, his worst day is better than almost anyone else's best day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 09:05 PM (0hOvj)

242 Oh, hey

Remember when I said Tucker should have a Locals page and a Rumble account?

Tucker Carlson now has a Locals page and a Rumble account and you can donate money to Tucker at the Locals page

https://tuckercarlsonfans.locals.com/support

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2023 09:05 PM (xhaym)

243 The Washington Times: Ex-CNN producer sentenced to 19 years for luring 9-year-old into sex acts

https://tinyurl.com/3mzybjh4

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at June 20, 2023 09:05 PM (IjG59)

244 Mockingbirds, sparrows. You eat what you kill.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2023 09:05 PM (Uv0D2)

245 Evening.

Does this look like a dick to anyone?

https://tinyurl.com/bdet3yzn

Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert at June 20, 2023 09:03 PM (81zXs)

It's a cigar!

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at June 20, 2023 09:07 PM (ufFY8)

246 My baby is a sports fan
She plays with my balls whenever she can.

Posted by: Justin Verlander at June 20, 2023 09:07 PM (4I/2K)

247 I don't know what would be the craziest thing I've ever eaten but I've never eaten Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:07 PM (up/3i)

248 237 >What's the craziest thing you've eaten? Animal wise. Not talkin Lego's here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

well, when I was 20, a rich lady took me to high tea in London

an odd experience for a redneck kid

and I fucking hate tea

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:07 PM (us2H3)

249 Anyone ever eaten Nutrias before?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:08 PM (rJ7Hd)

250 Clement indeed is the Café with no mephitic Spheniscidae.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2023 09:08 PM (a3Q+t)

251 sweet shrimps are strange eatins

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:08 PM (us2H3)

252 Oh, hey

Remember when I said Tucker should have a Locals page and a Rumble account?

Tucker Carlson now has a Locals page and a Rumble account and you can donate money to Tucker at the Locals page

https://tuckercarlsonfans.locals.com/support
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2023 09:05 PM (xhaym

you can now bill him for consulting

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2023 09:08 PM (V13WU)

253 Well, it's "Boxster," but I can see y'all are on a roll here.

Really expecting Alpha Romeros any damn minute.
And that English car, the "Undo." Said so on the wheel.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 20, 2023 08:55 PM (dpxPz)

Barbara Hershtey bared her tiddies in the movie, "Boxter Bertha".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2023 09:08 PM (bxJYw)

254 Anyone ever eaten Nutrias before?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:08 PM (rJ7H

Nutrias what?

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at June 20, 2023 09:09 PM (ufFY8)

255 Nutrias are nutriacious!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:09 PM (xTRSc)

256 well, when I was 20, a rich lady took me to high tea in London

an odd experience for a redneck kid

and I fucking hate tea
Posted by: REDACTED

"So Mrs. Rich Lady, anything else around here need attention?"

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2023 09:10 PM (F6McX)

257 What's the craziest thing you've eaten? Animal wise. Not talkin Lego's here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:02 PM (rJ7Hd)

Whale. It was good, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2023 09:10 PM (bxJYw)

258 Okay, so the Carbon Fiber sub had made several successful dives.

When Carbon Fiber fails, it's a sudden de-lamination event. Mostly caused by successive and repetitive stresses, breaking the chemical bonds between the carbon filaments and the encapsulating resin matrix. Loosen that bond in a few million micro-locations, and then the filaments lose their support, and break under most any load except direct tension.

Boeing does black magic with the 787 Dreamliner, a Carbon Fiber fuselage. Every flight is a expansion/relaxation of the matrix. But, suffice to say, it carries but a fraction of the stresses of a +50 atmosphere submersible.

Titanium and Acrylic Spheres are proven systems, as is high-nickel alloy steel, and these have worked for years. Why then, the Carbon design?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2023 09:10 PM (e6UQI)

259 Craziest meat thing eaten: I went to Japan on a business trip, half the stuff I didn’t know what I was eating that my Japanese coworkers were giving me.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 09:10 PM (h8nxs)

260 Anyone ever eaten Nutrias before?

==


ask those bat lovers; they have exotic taste

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2023 09:10 PM (V13WU)

261 What's the craziest thing you've eaten? Animal wise. Not talkin Lego's here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

BBQ coon. I've eaten rocky mountain oysters. Tasted like rabbit.

Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:10 PM (cPGH3)

262 "What's the craziest thing you've eaten? "

Carpet crabs.

Posted by: Lezzy Warren at June 20, 2023 09:11 PM (iayUP)

263 I once tried to eat a 32oz. T-bone in Laramie.
I had to pay.

Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:11 PM (cPGH3)

264 wait, I forgot

I had mako shark steak once

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 09:12 PM (geLO8)

265 Ukrainians attach an anti-tank mine to a lawnmower.

https://tinyurl.com/5n85pdcx

Via...you can guess at this point.

Posted by: Robert at June 20, 2023 09:12 PM (81zXs)

266 What's the craziest thing you've eaten? Animal wise. Not talkin Lego's here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:02 PM

A seven-course dinner in Cambodia, each course featuring cobra. The after-dinner cocktail had two whole cobra poison sacs in it, which were to be swallowed whole. The neurotoxins provided a tingle. I often wondered who was the first person to try that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2023 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)

267 "What's the craziest thing you've eaten? "

Caviar

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2023 09:12 PM (4I/2K)

268 IH Scrunt

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:12 PM (us2H3)

269 263 I once tried to eat a 32oz. T-bone in Laramie.
I had to pay.
Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:11 PM (cPGH3)

You ever watch that tiny little woman do those eating challenges? Katrina eats karbs or something.

She ate that steak in record time. Looks like she weighs 95 lbs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:13 PM (rJ7Hd)

270 Loosen that bond in a few million micro-locations, and then the filaments lose their support, and break under most any load except direct tension.

D'oh! Tension is the one thing those fibers will NOT have underwater.

Posted by: OceanGate Expeditions, Inc. at June 20, 2023 09:13 PM (amJF4)

271 AOP, shouldn't they be called Alpha Eromeros? Just asking.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2023 09:13 PM (Uv0D2)

272 A seven-course dinner in Cambodia, each course featuring cobra. The after-dinner cocktail had two whole cobra poison sacs in it, which were to be swallowed whole. The neurotoxins provided a tingle. I often wondered who was the first person to try that.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2023 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)

I'd have to tap out on that one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:13 PM (rJ7Hd)

273 @258

>>Why then, the Carbon design?

It's cheap and the barrier to fabrication is less than other materials and methods.

And now there are 5 new spirits that will haunt the wreck of the Titanic for eternity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:14 PM (up/3i)

274 237 >What's the craziest thing you've eaten? Animal wise. Not talkin Lego's here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

my pride

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:14 PM (us2H3)

275 Skate

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 09:14 PM (AwYPR)

276 Craziest meat thing eaten: I went to Japan on a business trip, half the stuff I didn’t know what I was eating that my Japanese coworkers were giving me.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 09:10 PM (h8nxs)

I'm guessing90% of it was deep fried.

Deep frying will make anything delicious.

Posted by: Robert at June 20, 2023 09:14 PM (aPnQn)

277 Skate

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 09:14 PM (AwYPR)

Snapping turtle

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 09:14 PM (AwYPR)

278 86
Lesbian!

Not thespian.

Geez

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 08:05 PM (rJ7Hd)
----
So you have a lisp?

Posted by: Ciampino --- Like a good neighbor, stay over there at June 20, 2023 09:15 PM (qfLjt)

279 Loosen that bond in a few million micro-locations, and then the filaments lose their support, and break under most any load except direct tension.

D'oh! Tension is the one thing those fibers will NOT have underwater.
Posted by: OceanGate Expeditions, Inc. at June 20, 2023 09:13 PM (amJF4)

I'd bet there is some tension inside that submersible.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2023 09:15 PM (4I/2K)

280 AOP, shouldn't they be called Alpha Eromeros? Just asking.
Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2023 09:13 PM (Uv0D2)

As long as we can call Trabants "Beta Romeos".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2023 09:15 PM (bxJYw)

281 What's the craziest thing you've eaten? Animal wise. Not talkin Lego's here.

Probably octopus (it was like eating tire rubber). I'll try almost anything but its rarely worth the trouble.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 09:15 PM (0hOvj)

282 @276

>>Deep frying will make anything delicious.

Except Hot Dogs, nothing is more disgustingly unappetizing than a deep fried hot dog.

I'm looking at you Rutts Hut.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:16 PM (up/3i)

283 my pride
Posted by: REDACTED

I thought that went without saying.

Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:16 PM (cPGH3)

284 >>Titanium and Acrylic Spheres are proven systems, as is high-nickel alloy steel, and these have worked for years. Why then, the Carbon design?


to be different
cuz they're really smart guys and carbon fiber is sexy

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 09:16 PM (geLO8)

285 275 Skate
Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 09:14 PM (AwYPR)

roller or ice ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:16 PM (us2H3)

286
I can't believe we're in the Cafe of Cute Animals and talk has turned to eating meats.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 09:16 PM (lCaJd)

287 263 I once tried to eat a 32oz. T-bone in Laramie.
I had to pay.
Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:11 PM (cPGH3)

You ever watch that tiny little woman do those eating challenges? Katrina eats karbs or something.

She ate that steak in record time. Looks like she weighs 95 lbs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:13 PM (rJ7Hd)

Big woman : big stomach

Little woman : all stomach

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2023 09:17 PM (4I/2K)

288 Alligator is supposed to be pretty good, but its lizard and I am suspicious of lizard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 09:17 PM (0hOvj)

289 Brains.

Can't recall from what animal.

Posted by: Javems at June 20, 2023 09:17 PM (AmoqO)

290 Had an Alpha Boatload

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:17 PM (us2H3)

291 286
I can't believe we're in the Cafe of Cute Animals and talk has turned to eating meats.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 09:16 PM (lCaJd

We're all one catastrophe away from eating panda bears.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:17 PM (rJ7Hd)

292 >I'd bet there is some tension inside that submersible.

Posted by: Count de Monet


just compressed human goo
sorry, but those people are gone

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 09:17 PM (geLO8)

293
Why then, the Carbon design?

to be different
cuz they're really smart guys and carbon fiber is sexy
Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 09:16 PM (geLO

___________

TED talk


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 09:18 PM (MoZTd)

294 >>Titanium and Acrylic Spheres are proven systems, as is high-nickel alloy steel, and these have worked for years. Why then, the Carbon design?


to be different
cuz they're really smart guys and carbon fiber is sexy
Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 09:16 PM (geLO

The mylar prototype had issues as well.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2023 09:18 PM (4I/2K)

295 I'd bet there is some tension inside that submersible.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2023 09:15 PM (4I/2K)

Maybe they encountered an alien spaceship that was also surveying Titanic, and the alien just opened up an airlock and gulped the sub in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2023 09:18 PM (bxJYw)

296 Snapping turtle
Posted by: BignJames

That ain't weird. My Pops knew how to butcher snapping turtle, so we had folks bringing them around every summer.
Seriously.
He also had a seining net, which became illegal at some point, but we still got invited to pond drainings.

Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:18 PM (cPGH3)

297 Tree Rat stew. Actually it was pretty good though to be fair I was starving.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 09:18 PM (xWYOb)

298 Snapping turtle
Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 09:14 PM

A relatively hairless ape swam across the pond, with a parasitic worm attached to its middle, which I swam up and grabbed. It tasted like pork.

Posted by: Snapper at June 20, 2023 09:18 PM (a3Q+t)

299
292 >I'd bet there is some tension inside that submersible.

Posted by: Count de Monet


just compressed human goo
sorry, but those people are gone
Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 09:17 PM (geLO


Yeah, they are gone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:19 PM (rJ7Hd)

300 There is a Jamaican soup called Manish Water that is made from every part of the goat.

I've had that twice.

It's good but when you come across the brain and eyeballs, it makes you rethink your food selection.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:19 PM (up/3i)

301 Well, I am set in my ways. Cow, chicken, pig, in that order.

a fish now and then

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 09:19 PM (geLO8)

302 Craziest thing I've ever eaten? Escargot. Not really crazy but in the escargot pan with the garlic butter sauce, not bad.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:19 PM (rj6Yv)

303
Alligator is supposed to be pretty good, but its lizard and I am suspicious of lizard.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 09:17 PM (0hOvj)

___________

One of our Cajun places has fried alligator as an appetizer. Gator is good in gumbo too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 09:19 PM (MoZTd)

304 What's the craziest thing you've eaten? Animal wise. Not talkin Lego's here.

==


Brains. Fried. Sautéed Cerveaux de Veau .

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2023 09:20 PM (V13WU)

305 a 100 years from now

you be able to take a sub down to view the lost sub

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:20 PM (us2H3)

306 mako has the texture of a pork chop

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 09:20 PM (geLO8)

307 Snapping turtle
Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 09:14 PM

A relatively hairless ape swam across the pond, with a parasitic worm attached to its middle, which I swam up and grabbed. It tasted like pork.
Posted by: Snapper at June 20, 2023 09:18 PM (a3Q+t)

My Ding-a-ling!

Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 20, 2023 09:20 PM (4I/2K)

308 Yeah, probably gator for me too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:20 PM (rJ7Hd)

309 All animals ever was have been eaten at one time or another, just not by people. It was other animals what done 'em in.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2023 09:20 PM (Uv0D2)

310 Nawlins has lots of joints that will serve you gator.
Etouffe, gator pie. Supposedly the tail is the best.
It was okay.
Better than overcooked calamari.

Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:21 PM (cPGH3)

311 Tree Rat stew. Actually it was pretty good though to be fair I was starving.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 09:18 PM (xWYOb)

Did you suck the brains out? A guy in the ANO-1 tool room said that was the best part. All I could think was "Arkansas".

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:21 PM (rj6Yv)

312 Had rattlesnake as an appetizer once at a fancy restaurant. Pretty darned good.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 20, 2023 09:21 PM (Xrfse)

313 I'd bet there is some tension inside that submersible.

Posted by: Count de Monet

just compressed human goo
sorry, but those people are gone
Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 09:17 PM (geLO

Yeah, they are gone.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:19 PM (rJ7Hd)

What if, now hear me out, what if someone popped a Mentos and thought of a clever way to escape their predicament?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Posted by: Robert watched way too much TV as a kid at June 20, 2023 09:22 PM (81zXs)

314 @305

>>you be able to take a sub down to view the lost sub

There's not going to be much to see, it's the size of a small SUV, it's debris field would comprise an 6 ft by 15 ft square.

It's a speck.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:22 PM (up/3i)

315 Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:21 PM (rj6Yv)

No . Hell no.

Bad enough I have sucked the heads of crawdads.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 09:22 PM (xWYOb)

316 yeah, you guys are crazy

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2023 09:22 PM (V13WU)

317 I'd bet there is some tension inside that submersible.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2023 09:15 PM (4I/2K)

Maybe they encountered an alien spaceship that was also surveying Titanic, and the alien just opened up an airlock and gulped the sub in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2023 09:18 PM (bxJYw)

My .02 cents is the connecting cables snap and torn out comms. Caught in the the Gulf Stream, they'll end up in Northern Scotland in a couple weeks.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 20, 2023 09:23 PM (8vzCZ)

318
304 What's the craziest thing you've eaten? Animal wise. Not talkin Lego's here.


golf ball

the hose didn't come with instructions

Posted by: Jill Biden at June 20, 2023 09:23 PM (us2H3)

319 One of our Cajun places has fried alligator as an appetizer. Gator is good in gumbo too.
---
I've had fried gator po' boys in NOLA. Tasty. Caviar is the strangest thing I've eaten. (That I know of.) I hated it.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 20, 2023 09:23 PM (aBJcM)

320 Figured one of yoos would have tried Fugu.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:23 PM (rJ7Hd)

321 Can't imagine eating brains in any way, shape or form. Damn.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 20, 2023 09:23 PM (Xrfse)

322 Usually it's just the alligator tail that's eaten.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 09:24 PM (xWYOb)

323 No animal flesh can be as disgusting as Brussels sprouts. Or olives.

I’ll eat tarantula fricasee before I eat either of those.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:24 PM (xTRSc)

324 Some frenchie friends of mine ordered raw horse with an egg in the middle

nope

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:24 PM (us2H3)

325

Posted by: Notorious BFD


it's skull jello

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 09:25 PM (geLO8)

326
Does scrapple count?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 09:25 PM (MoZTd)

327 Can't imagine eating brains in any way, shape or form. Damn.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 20, 2023 09:23 PM (Xrfse)

I know, right?

Posted by: Abby Normal at June 20, 2023 09:26 PM (bxJYw)

328 320 Only gas-station fugu.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:26 PM (xTRSc)

329 @326

>>Does scrapple count?

Everything Counts in Small Amounts.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:26 PM (up/3i)

330 Best you can hope for is that a bunch of rich guys (and one scammer) just faked their own deaths.

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2023 09:26 PM (Sv58p)

331 Grilled squirrel and grilled cottontail, done right, at delicious.

Ample protein, but not enough fat for the body to do all the digestive things it needs, so you can die with a full belly of squirrel or bunnywabbit.

*picks teeth* But, the butter that's one-half of the grilling baste, provides that needed fat, dont'cha know. *burp*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2023 09:26 PM (e6UQI)

332 Does scrapple count?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 09:25 PM (MoZTd)

I was waiting for that.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 09:26 PM (AwYPR)

333 MkY, I've been in on a few 'pond drawings' as we used to call them. Take the spillway down, divide what's there according to how many shares, we usually fried fish and made catfish stew on the bank. Alcohol was involved as was snakes and gators, make a kid walk on water. Good times.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2023 09:26 PM (Uv0D2)

334 Does scrapple count?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 09:25 PM (MoZTd)

I'll have yours iffen you don't want none.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2023 09:27 PM (4I/2K)

335 Bad enough I have sucked the heads of crawdads.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 09:22 PM (xWYOb)

Brother, typing as one who has purchased fresh-boiled crawfish in tie-wrapped plastic bags from LA corner stores, the heads are the next-best part.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:27 PM (rj6Yv)

336 Craziest meat thing eaten: I went to Japan on a business trip, half the stuff I didn’t know what I was eating that my Japanese coworkers were giving me.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 09:10 PM (h8nxs)

I'm guessing90% of it was deep fried.
Deep frying will make anything delicious.
Posted by: Robert
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I, too, had the Japanese multi-course meal (luncheon, it was)

Deep fried? LOL, I *wish*

The best looking item was: an huge, luscious, deep-pink giant prawn. It was even atop its own little stand thingie on the plate. Everyone else ate theirs head first, sucking the juices n stuff out of them before devouring the rest... Ah, how I love prawns! Cooked to pink perfection!

*record scratch*

Wrong. It was room temperature and RAW. Probably steamed, to make it 'pretty'. Greasy and raw, I chewed and swallowed it out of politeness.

I could not identify most of the other items, other than the miso, which was quite good. Raw and chewy they were.

Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2023 09:28 PM (Gkog9)

337 Rusa Tikas

a bit stringy, mind you

but tasty all the same

Posted by: Lt. Colonel Jones at June 20, 2023 09:28 PM (us2H3)

338 You could starve trying to eat blue crab.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2023 09:28 PM (AwYPR)

339 you know, between fried brains and grits...I just don't know what's worse

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2023 09:28 PM (V13WU)

340 328 320 Only gas-station fugu.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:26 PM (xTRSc

You know who does good Fugu?

Bob. Over at the Carry Out on Route 2.

Oh and he has nudie mags behind the counter if you want one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:28 PM (rJ7Hd)

341 289 Brains.

Can't recall from what animal.

Posted by: Javems at June 20, 2023 09:17 PM (AmoqO)
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Yeah, cow brains, deep fried, many times as a kid. Jinja, Uganda. Mum and I would go to the market and she'd ask for brain. The butcher took an ax and a steer's head, split it open and extract the brain. I don't know why since a whole fillet was about a quarter. Yes we ate a lot of fillet between 1950 and 1965.

Posted by: Ciampino - What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot at June 20, 2023 09:29 PM (qfLjt)

342 If you go to a proper dim sum restaurant you will more than likely eat something you would never normally eat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:29 PM (up/3i)

343 No muff too tough!
We dive at 5!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2023 09:29 PM (4I/2K)

344 Bad enough I have sucked the heads of crawdads.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 09:22 PM

I'm more of a pinch-the-head suck-the-tail kind of girl.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 20, 2023 09:30 PM (a3Q+t)

345 @330

>>you know, between fried brains and grits...I just don't know what's worse

Are we talking proper grits or instant grits?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:30 PM (up/3i)

346
There was a Russian delicatessen near the office. I ordered a sandwich. The lady asked, "Regular mustard or Russian mustard?" Thought I'd try the Russian. One bite and fluids I had no idea the body produced started oozing out of every pore.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 09:30 PM (MoZTd)

347 No animal flesh can be as disgusting as Brussels sprouts. Or olives.
Bulgaroctonus

Lord. To each his own. But green olives with pimiento is not the same animal as a kalamata olive. Both are about as good as they get, IMHO.
Brussel sprouts with a bit of bready crunch and butter... divine.

Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:30 PM (cPGH3)

348 Lenny Skutnik was the man who jumped into the frozen Potomac to save an Air Florida stewardess after her plane crashed off a bridge and into the river. She'd have died if he hadn't done that.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2023 09:30 PM (cTCuP)

349 If you go to a proper dim sum restaurant you will more than likely eat something you would never normally eat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:29 PM (up/3i)

Fluffy?

Posted by: Beartooth at June 20, 2023 09:31 PM (8vzCZ)

350 Brother, typing as one who has purchased fresh-boiled crawfish in tie-wrapped plastic bags from LA corner stores, the heads are the next-best part.
Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:27 PM (rj6Yv)

I stopped sucking the heads after I got out of college and had gone to NYC /NY for 8 years. When I came back I never had the desire to do it again. Tails and sucking the juice out of the claws was enough.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 09:31 PM (xWYOb)

351 323 No animal flesh can be as disgusting as Brussels sprouts. Or olives.

I’ll eat tarantula fricasee before I eat either of those.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:24 PM (xTRSc)
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B sprouts is one of my favorite veggies. Olives? Let's say I'm addicted once I start on a jar of them.

Posted by: Ciampino -- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot at June 20, 2023 09:31 PM (qfLjt)

352 One bite and fluids I had no idea the body produced started oozing out of every pore.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2023 09:30 PM (MoZTd)

East Europeans love their horseradish. My wonderful grandmother grew and canned horseradish that was just short of thermonuclear fusion.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:33 PM (rj6Yv)

353 I'm from MD and I never got into eating crab

Crab cakes, ok. But the bit with the mallets and piles of shell bits, yecch.

Steamed oysters OK. But only in MD, in October-November

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 09:33 PM (geLO8)

354 No animal flesh can be as disgusting as Brussels sprouts. Or olives.

Gotta totally disagree.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 20, 2023 09:33 PM (Xrfse)

355 Eromero
Will our kids ever know that kind of thing?

Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:33 PM (cPGH3)

356 Fido adobo.

"Pigs don't got bones what look like THAT!"

Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2023 09:33 PM (Gkog9)

357 @349

>>Fluffy?

Listen, they just open the basket, you take a look at it, if it looks palatable, you signal approval, they give it to you and they jot your selection down on the card, you eat it.

You do not ask questions.

This is the way.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:33 PM (up/3i)

358 Wow. I haven't seen Brett Baier in years.

He's always been extremely creepy looking. Like a YMCA shower-lurking buggerer. You'd think packing on a hundred pounds would make him seem jollier and less sinister, but nope. If anything, his obesity makes him look even more unseemly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 09:34 PM (oINRc)

359 I've changed a lot of people's minds on Brussels sprouts

they have to be manipulated to the 9's tho

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:35 PM (us2H3)

360 Head cheese...in Germany.
Little gasthaus near Bad Tolz.
Looked weird. Smelled great. Tasted...odd.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2023 09:35 PM (e4fEA)

361 I’ll happily eat bugs before olives.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:35 PM (xTRSc)

362 359 I've changed a lot of people's minds on Brussels sprouts

they have to be manipulated to the 9's tho
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:35 PM (us2H3)

Never. Ever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:35 PM (rJ7Hd)

363 I was offered dog once. I declined.

Posted by: Javems at June 20, 2023 09:36 PM (AmoqO)

364 Everything Counts in Small Amounts.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:26 PM (up/3i)

Depeche Mode

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2023 09:36 PM (xhaym)

365 358 Wow. I haven't seen Brett Baier in years.

He's always been extremely creepy looking. Like a YMCA shower-lurking buggerer. You'd think packing on a hundred pounds would make him seem jollier and less sinister, but nope. If anything, his obesity makes him look even more unseemly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 09:34 PM (oINRc)

Tater with a Eddie Munster rug

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:36 PM (us2H3)

366 You eat, and probably enjoy, what you grew up with.
Momma was a Georgia girl. Everything sothren.
Pops was a redneck raised in the depressed Mo. sticks.
We ate everything. Generally enjoyed it.

Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:37 PM (cPGH3)

367 I remember seeing some rather strange menu items during a visit to the Buckhorn Exchange in Denver, CO.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:37 PM (rj6Yv)

368 @364

>>Depeche Mode

Yes, one of the better synth pop bands of the 80's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:38 PM (up/3i)

369 281 What's the craziest thing you've eaten? Animal wise. Not talkin Lego's here.

Probably octopus (it was like eating tire rubber). I'll try almost anything but its rarely worth the trouble.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 09:15 PM (0hOvj)
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I like octopus and squid. Very popular in Rome for pasta sauce, think Bolognese but squid instead of meat.
Also tripe done in a tomato stew with potatoes and onions.

Posted by: Ciampino --- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot at June 20, 2023 09:38 PM (qfLjt)

370 Star Trek the next generation is over 35 years old now. Since I don't watch it I always think of it as new. Watching my first episode now. From season 2.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 09:38 PM (xWYOb)

371 I was offered dog once. I declined.
Posted by: Javems
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That's why they *don't tell you* before you take a few bites. Then they all smirk, knowingly, at each other and then at you and then start laughing their asses off...

Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2023 09:38 PM (Gkog9)

372 Unseemly isn't quite the right word. Unwholesome. Bret Bauer looks unwholesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 09:38 PM (oINRc)

373 squab is fucking bs

just building bird

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:39 PM (us2H3)

374 @372

>> Unseemly isn't quite the right word. Unwholesome. Bret Bauer looks unwholesome.


He looks swollen and greasy.

He looks like the skin suit wearing alien in Men In Black.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:40 PM (up/3i)

375 East Europeans love their horseradish. My wonderful grandmother grew and canned horseradish that was just short of thermonuclear fusion.
Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:33 PM (rj6Yv)

I have horseradish growing in the back yard, I have to dig some and make sauce. I think there is a "fermented" version that is near Thai levels of heat

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2023 09:40 PM (xhaym)

376 Edgar Baier?

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:40 PM (rj6Yv)

377 363 I was offered dog once. I declined.
Posted by: Javems at June 20, 2023 09:36 PM (AmoqO)

dog after 2 am can be tolerable

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (us2H3)

378
I'd bet there is some tension inside that submersible.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2023 09:15 PM (4I/2K)

==========

Yes, the pain is in the anticipation. According to Jim of the Sunk New Dawn, actual death comes in less than a second. Big flash of fire, then big crush of water.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (lCaJd)

379 Buckhorn Exchange in Denver, CO.
Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:37 PM (rj6Yv)

10th & Osage. Oldest restaurant in the city, IIRC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (oINRc)

380 Pop was in Korea after the war. Said when he was about to leave, the family who had adopted him (or the other way around) gave him a feast.
Pop was eating, and asked, "Is this dog?"
His host looked offended. "No, not dog! Puppy!"

Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (cPGH3)

381 Trump's Musk's fault!

@OccupyDemocrats
BREAKING: Republican billionaire Elon Musk is thrust into another nightmare PR disaster as it's revealed that the missing Titanic submersible company previously praised his satellite communication company Starlink — and said that it would be "relying on" the service to "provide the communications" for the Titanic Expedition. The world lost all communication with the submersible and its crew shortly after it began its journey towards the sunken wreck. . . . Musk's long history of screwups and reckless dishonesty, an investigation should be launched.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (FVME7)

382 368 @364

>>Depeche Mode

Yes, one of the better synth pop bands of the 80's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:38 PM (up/3i)
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One of my favorites.

Posted by: Ciampino - Milk is fast, it's past your eyes in a flash. at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (qfLjt)

383 I love horseradish but mainly when it's in cocktail sauce and I have some chilled jumbo shrimp.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (xWYOb)

384 Air-cooled VW engines and I never played well together.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: #3 cylinder at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (q5ARv)

385 That's why they *don't tell you* before you take a few bites. Then they all smirk, knowingly, at each other and then at you and then start laughing their asses off...

Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2023 09:38 PM (Gkog9)

Probably true, but I saw them butcher this particular, poor beast.

Posted by: Javems at June 20, 2023 09:42 PM (AmoqO)

386 We lost the sub because of bad internet service!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:42 PM (rJ7Hd)

387 I love uni

most people don't

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:42 PM (us2H3)

388 I would, however, eat Brussels sprouts before eating a dog. Not eating a dog.

A choice between eating an olive and a dog? I’ll starve to death.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:42 PM (xTRSc)

389 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (FVME7)

Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 09:42 PM (xWYOb)

390
@OccupyDemocrats
BREAKING: Republican billionaire Elon Musk ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

=========

lol

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 09:43 PM (lCaJd)

391 Olives are amazing. Black olives on pizza. Green olives in a salad or straight from the jar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:43 PM (rJ7Hd)

392 Yes, one of the better synth pop bands of the 80's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:38 PM (up/3i)


my nephew's fav group

course, he's gayer than Tab Hunter

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:44 PM (us2H3)

393 Olives are okay. Olive loaf not okay.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 09:44 PM (xWYOb)

394 384 Air-cooled VW engines and I never played well together.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: #3 cylinder at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (q5ARv)
***

You little bastard!
Just one time I'd like to see a normal compression check.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2023 09:44 PM (e4fEA)

395 Me and my stepdaughter both have a serious problem with olives. A gallon a week. No kidding.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 09:44 PM (oINRc)

396
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (FVME7)

Psychopaths. All of them.
Posted by: polynikes

===========

Mind you, they weren't relying on the hull, the engine, the power source, or any of those "extras." The Republican-provided communication system is what doomed it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 09:44 PM (lCaJd)

397 A choice between eating an olive and a dog? I’ll starve to death.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Never been poor, have you?
White privilege.
I bet you don't like the smell of chitlins or cabbage cooking neither?
(Both those gross me out).

Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:45 PM (cPGH3)

398 Give me sugar!

Posted by: Edgar Baier at June 20, 2023 09:45 PM (4I/2K)

399 394 384 Air-cooled VW engines and I never played well together.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: #3 cylinder at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (q5ARv)
***

You little bastard!
Just one time I'd like to see a normal compression check.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2023 09:44 PM (e4fEA)

Oops! I ate another ring! New one please.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:45 PM (rJ7Hd)

400 Dog cuts are supposed to increase virility and stamina. Only men are supposed to order it. Or so I read in a NYT food column devoted to the Seoul food scene.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:45 PM (rj6Yv)

401 and said that it would be "relying on" the service to "provide the communications" for the Titanic Expedition.

OccupyDemocrats are even more retarded than I thought.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 20, 2023 09:45 PM (Bd6X8)

402 388 I would, however, eat Brussels sprouts before eating a dog. Not eating a dog.

A choice between eating an olive and a dog? I’ll starve to death.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:42 PM (xTRSc)

you'd eat dog, you'd fight over the bones

Posted by: Hombre at June 20, 2023 09:45 PM (us2H3)

403 You eat, and probably enjoy, what you grew up with.
Momma was a Georgia girl. Everything sothren.
Pops was a redneck raised in the depressed Mo. sticks.
We ate everything. Generally enjoyed it.
Posted by: MkY
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Lately, I'm eyeing the poke salat in the back yard.

Pretty sure I had horse tartare in France.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2023 09:46 PM (q5ARv)

404 395 Me and my stepdaughter both have a serious problem with olives. A gallon a week. No kidding.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 09:44 PM (oINRc

Olives anonymous might be something you'd want to look into.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:46 PM (rJ7Hd)

405 391 Olives are amazing. Black olives on pizza. Green olives in a salad or straight from the jar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:43 PM (rJ7Hd)
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From the jar! Yesss!
You do know that black olives are ripe olives and green ones are unripe?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Milk is fast, it's past your eyes in a flash. at June 20, 2023 09:46 PM (qfLjt)

406 Me and my stepdaughter both have a serious problem with olives. A gallon a week. No kidding.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Try Hellman's real mayo, white bread, and green olives appropriately layered between said bread. Trust me on this. Better than Elvis' PB and banana.

Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:46 PM (cPGH3)

407 you'd eat dog, you'd fight over the bones
Posted by: Hombre
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Also, shoes, belts, and possibly a shipmate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2023 09:47 PM (C0kHf)

408 Buckhorn Exchange in Denver, CO.
Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:37 PM (rj6Yv)

10th & Osage. Oldest restaurant in the city, IIRC.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (oINRc)

*chef's kiss*

Posted by: Zombie Unsinkable Molly Brown at June 20, 2023 09:47 PM (4I/2K)

409 How much is that doggie in the window? The one with waggly tail?

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:47 PM (rj6Yv)

410 Being a poor kid in a big Catholic family, we ate a lot of tuna casserole.

I still hate tuna casserole. But, my folks knew what would keep us well-fed. Poverty chow done right is a good thing.

Cool thing is I didn't know we were poor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 20, 2023 09:47 PM (T/Lqj)

411 @392

>>course, he's gayer than Tab Hunter

Which is strange because all of the members of the band were ramrod straight, Dave Gahan was a notorious womanizer and the rest of the band married models.

Which is what most men would do if they were granted the super powers of being a rock star.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:48 PM (up/3i)

412 OK, I’m gonna go to bed. Before I wake up puking, thinking about olives.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:48 PM (xTRSc)

413 you'd eat dog, you'd fight over the bones
Posted by: Hombre at June 20, 2023 09:45 PM (us2H3)

Your words are like iron.

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:48 PM (rj6Yv)

414 Pretty sure I had horse tartare in France.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto hax Triggare on the plains.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 09:48 PM (FVME7)

415 I love olives, but then I love pretty much anything pickled, even eggs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 09:49 PM (0hOvj)

416 Which is what most men would do if they were granted the super powers of being a rock star.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:48 PM (up/3i)

2 chicks at the same time, man.

Posted by: Lawrence at June 20, 2023 09:50 PM (4I/2K)

417 Uhh. Change #414 to Dale Evans and Roy Rogers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 09:50 PM (FVME7)

418 my nephew's fav group

course, he's gayer than Tab Hunter
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:44 PM (us2H3)

A co worker told me a couple of years ago that his son who was graduating from high school was really into the Pixies.
Now, the Pixies were a band I listened to when I was in high school and I was flabbergasted that they were still living much less making music, and feeling very old.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2023 09:50 PM (xhaym)

419 Posted by: Javems at June 20, 2023 09:42 PM

Aw, man. That's just... ugh.

Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2023 09:50 PM (Gkog9)

420 Pretty sure I had horse tartare in France.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2023 09:46 PM (q5ARv)

I've had it several times in France and on French airlines. I've always enjoyed it. I didn't ask.

Posted by: Javems at June 20, 2023 09:51 PM (AmoqO)

421 Whatever guy driving a vehicle with a COEXIST bumper sticker is homo. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 08:25 PM (h8nxs)

Fun fact: the car that the Tsarnaevs carjacked had a Coexist bumper sticker. That's a guarantee the driver isn't armed.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 20, 2023 09:51 PM (7B5FA)

422 I love olives, but then I love pretty much anything pickled, even eggs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 09:49 PM (0hOvj)

Even a peck of pickled peppers?

Posted by: Peter Piper at June 20, 2023 09:51 PM (4I/2K)

423 409 How much is that doggie in the window? The one with waggly tail?
Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:47 PM (rj6Yv)

$3.79/lb

Posted by: Used to be $2.49/lb. Inflation. at June 20, 2023 09:51 PM (AJ2DX)

424 413 you'd eat dog, you'd fight over the bones
Posted by: Hombre at June 20, 2023 09:45 PM (us2H3)

Your words are like iron.
Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:48 PM (rj6Yv)

even if you tie me, you'll be dead

Posted by: Hombre at June 20, 2023 09:51 PM (us2H3)

425 Presuming the deep diving tourists are now sea sludge.... are they considered "part of the Titanic" graveyard?

Like... do they get a pin or something? Maybe a commemorative mug?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2023 09:52 PM (Q4IgG)

426 chef's kiss*
Posted by: Zombie Unsinkable Molly Brown at June 20, 2023 09:47 PM (4I/2K)

Huh. The Brown Palace is one year older. Maybe Buckhorn gets away with claiming that because the Brown Palace is a hotel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 09:52 PM (oINRc)

427 @creeper, I casually knew Lenny Skutnick. Not well, but we had conversed. I like to think we all have the hero inside us.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 20, 2023 09:52 PM (7B5FA)

428 Cool thing is I didn't know we were poor.

Yeah grew up the same way. I never felt poor, mom always managed to feed us plenty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 09:52 PM (0hOvj)

429 CRT - maybe I should bring pickled eggs in balsamic vinegar to the ORMoMe?

Posted by: PabloD at June 20, 2023 09:52 PM (eLjZh)

430 Yes, the pain is in the anticipation. According to Jim of the Sunk New Dawn, actual death comes in less than a second. Big flash of fire, then big crush of water.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (lCaJd)

Well, that's if there is a catastrophic hull failure. But you could also have a slow leak, water finding its way in through some crack or passage. A leak that would be unstoppable due to the pressure behind it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2023 09:52 PM (nypo3)

431 In my fridge are big jars of dill pickles, bread-n-butter pickles, jalapenos. I ran out of olives. I need to remedy that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 20, 2023 09:52 PM (T/Lqj)

432 355 Eromero
Will our kids ever know that kind of thing?
Posted by: MkY at June 20, 2023 09:33 PM
My S.C. family are rednecks so I'd say yeah probably. Mt sister sent me a picture of her and her husband on their 50th anniversary, him wearing a cavalry hat but instead of crossed sabers it was crossed coondicks. This is the same sister who turned down an opportunity to go out with Jim Kiick.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2023 09:53 PM (Uv0D2)

433 Depeche Mode

I guess they are very popular with the alphabet crowd.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 20, 2023 09:53 PM (Xrfse)

434 I've had it several times in France and on French airlines. I've always enjoyed it. I didn't ask.
Posted by: Javems at June 20, 2023 09:51 PM (AmoqO)

"Garcon, I ordered a quarter-pounder, not a quarter horse."

Posted by: mrp at June 20, 2023 09:53 PM (rj6Yv)

435 I too have a much deep-seated love for the Olive. If you like olives and the such you should try OliveMyPickle out of Jacksonville Florida I believe. They are the most wonderful fermented vegetables pickles olives all probiotic I order for them every other month.

Posted by: Theo at June 20, 2023 09:53 PM (uXcVk)

436 Is it just me, or does it look like the mountain's taking a piss?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 20, 2023 09:54 PM (7B5FA)

437 Presuming the deep diving tourists are now sea sludge.... are they considered "part of the Titanic" graveyard?

Like... do they get a pin or something? Maybe a commemorative mug?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2023 09:52 PM (Q4IgG)

A laurel and a hearty handshake.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at June 20, 2023 09:54 PM (4I/2K)

438 I ran out of olives. I need to remedy that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 20, 2023 09:52 PM (T/

Do you do Costco? They sell two-packs of big jars of big, badass Spanish olives.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 09:54 PM (oINRc)

439 The world lost all communication with the submersible and its crew shortly after it began its journey towards the sunken wreck. . . . Musk's long history of screwups and reckless dishonesty, an investigation should be launched.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 09:41 PM (FVME7)

Ignorant fucktards. The mother ship may use Starlink to report back to home base, but there is no way sat comms can reached a submerged vessel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2023 09:54 PM (nypo3)

440 Cool thing is I didn't know we were poor.

Yeah grew up the same way. I never felt poor, mom always managed to feed us plenty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 09:52 PM (0hOvj)


This.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2023 09:55 PM (e4fEA)

441 Any leak at that pressure is a laser beam of water that would cut through three inch steel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:55 PM (rJ7Hd)

442 Olives are botanical turds.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:55 PM (xTRSc)

443 420 Pretty sure I had horse tartare in France.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2023 09:46 PM (q5ARv)

It was served at the table once in Paris

I was a firm no

I used to buy and sell the 19th century git horse heads the Parisian butchers shops would hang over the doorways to signify they had horse meat

they were made from zinc and were about 1/2 size

Posted by: Hombre at June 20, 2023 09:56 PM (us2H3)

444 Is it just me, or does it look like the mountain's taking a piss?

They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 20, 2023 09:56 PM (Bd6X8)

445 A ship wrecks exploring a shipwreck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 09:56 PM (oINRc)

446 Presuming the deep diving tourists are now sea sludge.... are they considered "part of the Titanic" graveyard?

Like... do they get a pin or something? Maybe a commemorative mug?
Posted by: Martini Farmer
----------

Coasters, perhaps?

Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2023 09:56 PM (Gkog9)

447 442 Olives are botanical turds.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 09:55 PM (xTRSc)


More for us!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:57 PM (rJ7Hd)

448 317
My .02 cents is the connecting cables snap and torn out comms. Caught in the the Gulf Stream, they'll end up in Northern Scotland in a couple weeks.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 20, 2023 09:23 PM (8vzCZ)
----
I don't think it was connected to anything via cable. A free swimmer. Anyone know?

Posted by: Ciampino --- Milk is fast, it's past your eyes in a flash. at June 20, 2023 09:57 PM (qfLjt)

449 @441

>>Any leak at that pressure is a laser beam of water that would cut through three inch steel.

It would be over in an instant, they would feel no pain.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:57 PM (up/3i)

450 Any leak at that pressure is a laser beam of water that would cut through three inch steel.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 09:55 PM (rJ7Hd)

*puts FlexSeal away*

Posted by: Submersible Pilot at June 20, 2023 09:57 PM (4I/2K)

451 I hate anchovies packed in olive oil

nasty shit

Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:57 PM (us2H3)

452 I've actually been looking into getting an olive tree. I've read it's technically possible to grow them here, with a little jiggery pokery.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 09:57 PM (oINRc)

453 Yeah grew up the same way. I never felt poor, mom always managed to feed us plenty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 09:52 PM (0hOvj)

We had cereal and milk for breakfast (Mom knew a farmer lady who sold fresh milk - she even made butter from the cream on top). Sometimes Kaboom (no, really). Sometimes Cap'n Crunch. That was on pay-day. Most times it was Kix , Wheaties or Grape Nuts. But hell, we never went hungry.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 20, 2023 09:57 PM (T/Lqj)

454 Posted by: Javems at June 20, 2023 09:42 PM

Aw, man. That's just... ugh.

Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2023 09:50 PM (Gkog9)

I tried to not show my revulsion, cultural sensitivities and all. Plus they were responsible for my safety.

Posted by: Javems at June 20, 2023 09:57 PM (AmoqO)

455 I managed to grow up feeling poor AND unwanted. A real double whammy.

Posted by: One of those was optional at June 20, 2023 09:58 PM (AJ2DX)

456 Oh, they built the ship Titanic to sail the ocean blue . . . .

https://youtu.be/kdgGhDgL640

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 20, 2023 09:58 PM (7B5FA)

457 I hate anchovies packed in olive oil

nasty shit
Posted by: REDACTED at June 20, 2023 09:57 PM (us2H3)
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The anchovies or the oil?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 09:58 PM (BpYfr)

458 Even a peck of pickled peppers?

probably

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 09:58 PM (0hOvj)

459 @451

>>I hate anchovies packed in olive oil. nasty shit.

Mackerel has entered the chat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:59 PM (up/3i)

460 Presuming the deep diving tourists are now sea sludge.... are they considered "part of the Titanic" graveyard?

Like... do they get a pin or something? Maybe a commemorative mug?
Posted by: Martini Farmer
----------

Coasters, perhaps?
Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2023 09:56 PM (Gkog9)
***

I bet many New England town flower shops are making a ton of floating wreaths.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2023 09:59 PM (e4fEA)

461 I really enjoyed the top picture. I saw numerous monster faces in the rocks and cliffs.

Posted by: Javems at June 20, 2023 09:59 PM (AmoqO)

462 I love tuna and elbow macaroni salad. I can't stop eating it when I make a big batch.

Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2023 09:59 PM (xWYOb)

463 Do you do Costco? They sell two-packs of big jars of big, badass Spanish olives.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 09:54 PM (oINRc)

yes. Ain't been in a while, but, well, we need other stuff too!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 20, 2023 09:59 PM (T/Lqj)

464
[does quick, back of envelope math]

I make it ~5,700 psi.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2023 09:59 PM (Xh7X1)

465 It would be over in an instant, they would feel no pain.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:57 PM (up/3i)

That's how'd I want to go. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in my grandad's car.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2023 10:00 PM (4I/2K)

466 I haven't had tuna casserole in 2+ decades. My mom made the OG version with Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup and Velveeta. I should make a pan of it for myself, because the wife and kiddo would never eat it for several reasons.

Posted by: PabloD at June 20, 2023 10:01 PM (eLjZh)

467 I haven't had tuna casserole in 2+ decades. My mom made the OG version with Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup and Velveeta. I should make a pan of it for myself, because the wife and kiddo would never eat it for several reasons. Posted by: PabloD at June 20, 2023 10:01 PM (eLjZh)

Pro tip: DON'T bake the tuna in it. Stir the tuna in at the very end. Baking the tuna stinks like hell.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 20, 2023 10:02 PM (7B5FA)

468 It would be over in an instant, they would feel no pain. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:57 PM (up/3i) That's how'd I want to go. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in my grandad's car. Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2023 10:00 PM (4I/2K)

*Enters the conversation

Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at June 20, 2023 10:04 PM (7B5FA)

469 But if you stir the tuna in at the end, doesn't that disturb the slightly burnt layer of Velveeta on top? HOW CAN YOU DISTURB THE VELVEETA ON TOP???

Posted by: PabloD at June 20, 2023 10:04 PM (eLjZh)

470 Anchovies are nasty. Kippered herring isn't bad though.

Posted by: Just say novy to the anchovy at June 20, 2023 10:04 PM (AJ2DX)

471 I'd rather have that raw, greasy prawn than ever eat tuna casserole again. (Sorry Mom, I know you did the best you could)

Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2023 10:04 PM (Gkog9)

472 Resolved: I'm making tuna casserole this weekend and having it for lunch at work. And I'm gonna be that SOB who microwaves it. Because I can.

Posted by: PabloD at June 20, 2023 10:06 PM (eLjZh)

473 You dick!

Posted by: PabloD's cow-orkers at June 20, 2023 10:07 PM (Gkog9)

474 Any leak at that pressure is a laser beam of water that would cut through three inch steel.

5000 psi would irritate you, but you'd only have a millisecond to think about it before the can got smashed flat.

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2023 10:07 PM (ptElO)

475 Resolved: I'm making tuna casserole this weekend and having it for lunch at work. And I'm gonna be that SOB who microwaves it. Because I can.

Can't wait.

Posted by: Your coworkers at June 20, 2023 10:09 PM (Xrfse)

476 Cooking fish in the microwave at work is a crime against humanity.

Posted by: Your coworkers at June 20, 2023 10:11 PM (Xrfse)

477 Nood ONT, in case nobody called it.

Posted by: PabloD at June 20, 2023 10:13 PM (eLjZh)

478 There's an olive farm in northern California that my aunt used to visit and bring back goodies from. They were better than anything we got at the stores.

Kinda like the filbert (hazelnut) orchard just a bit north of me that has a store, they make their own chocolate and the place is so amazing. I can't eat most of what they make any more but its like heaven walking in the place. Its called Oregon Orchard in Aurora, one of those little towns that is growing because Portlanders don't want to live in that craphole any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 10:13 PM (0hOvj)

479 There was *that one guy* at former j*b, who regularly brought in Questionable Meals and microwaved them.

One day-- he made the whole breakroom reek of rotted fish by zapping his ...whatever it was. Then, took it out and sat across from me and my friend. The stuff on his plate looked like raw beef.

"So, whatcha got there, dude?"

"Chicken."

Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2023 10:13 PM (Gkog9)

480 Kippered herring isn't bad though.

I like Kipling

Mom used to make spaghetti with cheddar cheese and tuna, not sure where she got the recipe. Its really good though. Wish I could eat cheddar.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 10:15 PM (0hOvj)

481 459 @451

>>I hate anchovies packed in olive oil. nasty shit.

Mackerel has entered the chat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 09:59 PM (up/3i)
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You should know your plaice and act accordingly.

Posted by: Ciampino - Milk is fast & it's past your eyes in a flash. at June 20, 2023 10:23 PM (qfLjt)

482
[notes carping, leaves]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2023 10:44 PM (C0kHf)

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