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Elephant Rescue Cafe

triplekangaroocuteness.jpg
IG/sanjaya_nature_photography captured
this photogenic trio on a recent visit to #OolambeyanNationalPark
in the the Riverina region of @NewSouthWales.

A family of elephants save a baby from a water hole.

A white stag purrs as it lets his human friend pet him.

Amazing white moose.

And just so no one thinks I favor one race of deer: a rare black deer.

Duck rush!

A dog really loves swimming, so his owners just start putting up pools.

Living with a pet otter. He gives his owners "love bites" so I don't know if that makes him a loving sea otter or an evil, bitey river otter.

Rescuing a wolf due for imminent euthanasia. The wolf had been bought by some idiot who abandoned him to the wild. But the wolf had never been raised in the wild and had no idea how to live there.

Rescuing a baby elephant who's fallen down a well -- a rescue complicated by the presence of the panicked, rampaging mother elephant.


Groundhog wants to dig a hole, but dog wants him to come out and play.

Puppy is annoyed to be stuck in traffic.

Young gorilla is determined to get a response from an older gorilla, and if he doesn't chill out, he's going to wind up getting it.

Am I pretty now, mommy?

Aquatic ice-bats.

Indonesian tree-penguin fell out of its nest and has to be rescued.

For the ladies, who had to put up with JTM this week: this shirtless hunk stuntman demonstrates various ways to to act out being hit by a bullet.

For those asking "Who or what is JTM?" Well, JTM is a very busty girl who offers dating advice while wearing only a pair of overalls that barely cover her over-spilling shame. So don't click on this. I denounce this link.

What's the precise definition of a "simp"? Because I think I'm ready to become one.

Who's the best fuffy boy? You are! You are!

This little fluffer is bossy but he's so cute he gets away with it.

This floofer has got herself in a pickle.

Frenz!

Saving a baby elephant who's fallen into a deep ditch. If you get bored of watching the escavator -- or worried; the operator almost hits the elephant's trunk a couple of times -- skip ahead to 2:10 when the elephant gets close to being rescued. Stick with it after that.

Trying to paint over the bannister-shaped dark spot on the wall:


Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM




Comments

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1 Primus

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2023 07:25 PM (a3Q+t)

2 Well, hello!

I'll get them.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 16, 2023 07:25 PM (OX9vb)

3 Happy Friday Ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 07:25 PM (P59V4)

4 Hola p

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 16, 2023 07:27 PM (2y3jD)

5
if that middle kangaroo was just a little shorter, that could have been a Genesis album cover

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 16, 2023 07:27 PM (ENBF0)

6 Bats! We have bats! O frabjous day!!

Ace is being playful with us chiroptophiles with some misdirection, however. Be careful!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2023 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2023 07:29 PM (T4tVD)

8 I (scrolls through emojis) <3 Fridays !

Posted by: runne at June 16, 2023 07:30 PM (V13WU)

9 1 Primus
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2023 07:25 PM (a3Q+t)

Sucks!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 16, 2023 07:31 PM (DTX3h)

10 Penguins ! We have PENGUINS !! O frabjous day!!

Posted by: runne at June 16, 2023 07:31 PM (V13WU)

11 Jack Logan's New Used Car and a Plate of BBQ is the best breakup somg and also the best country and western song

https://youtu.be/VOoI16FMo5Y

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 07:32 PM (wtRjh)

12 What a week.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2023 07:33 PM (4I/2K)

13 excellent ! ace, if you ever need your car washed ....I will make sure you have an unexpired Groupon available.

Posted by: runne at June 16, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

14 Kangaroos are T-Rex deers.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2023 07:33 PM (DgGvY)

15 "Bats! We have bats! O frabjous day!!"

But there is a distinct lack of Chupacabras.

Posted by: Chupacabra fan at June 16, 2023 07:34 PM (iayUP)

16 You can only paint shadows with dark colors

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 07:34 PM (iziT8)

17 From Sidebar:

What's the funniest five minutes on television in the last 20 years? I think Dwight's fake fire has to be number one.

----------------

Pretty sure that is it, especially from a sustained hilarity standpoint. But I don't watch much TV anymore so I can't say much about recent stuff.




Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 07:34 PM (cMXNt)

18 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2023 07:34 PM (xhxe8)

19 this photogenic trio on a recent visit to #OolambeyanNationalPark


If one of The Horde could sneak a copy of that photo into Joe's stack of cheat notes for a public appearance, when he flipped to it his brain would explode and blow out of his ears.

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2023 07:35 PM (AMIL/)

20 "Kangaroos are T-Rex deers.

Posted by: mikeski "

hah

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 07:35 PM (iziT8)

21 The funniest scene is Bump and McNulty walking through a murder scene and just saying "f*ck" to each other like 25 times.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 07:35 PM (wtRjh)

22 I don't believe the painting video.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 07:36 PM (up/3i)

23 Frasier prob also has 10 scenes that could also be most funniest but haven't watched since it ran.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 07:37 PM (wtRjh)

24 Pretty sure that is it, especially from a sustained hilarity standpoint. But I don't watch much TV anymore so I can't say much about recent stuff.

As usual, my answer is sort of a cheat. The Carol Burnet reunion show was in the last 20 years and they replayed the Dentist Sketch.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2023 07:37 PM (nfrXX)

25 >>>22 I don't believe the painting video.

yeah, where's her paint-pan?

I linked that in a hurry just because one of the vids I had up before had been taken down.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2023 07:38 PM (KRtlO)

26 >>>13 excellent ! ace, if you ever need your car washed ....I will make sure you have an unexpired Groupon available.

good deal! Thank you!

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2023 07:38 PM (KRtlO)

27 I touched her inframammary fold with my errant thumb. No biggie.

Posted by: Gropey Joe at June 16, 2023 07:39 PM (4I/2K)

28 Why doesn't Ace wash his car?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 07:39 PM (wtRjh)

29 The Shadow knows...

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 07:40 PM (Vwz3I)

30 @17

>>From Sidebar:

What's the funniest five minutes on television in the last 20 years? I think Dwight's fake fire has to be number one.


Last sitcom I watched was 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter.

It wasn't really funny, I just liked John Ritter.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 07:40 PM (up/3i)

31 I guess we know where Kelly Bundy ended up then.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 07:41 PM (Vwz3I)

32 The Fetterman video at the top of the sidebar:

Watch Carper's face right after he turns it over to Lump. What's that all about?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 16, 2023 07:41 PM (s04AR)

33 "Why doesn't Ace wash his car?
Posted by: Thesokorus"

It's more of a "Speeder".

Posted by: Chupacabra fan at June 16, 2023 07:42 PM (iayUP)

34 It wasn't really funny, I just liked John Ritter.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 07:40 PM (up/3i)

The older I get the sexier the landlords tramp of an ex-wife gets. Or I guess the more certain I am I would have sex with her if it weren't a tv show. That mu mu aldo seems less ridiculous.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 07:42 PM (wtRjh)

35 I denounce myself, you know why...

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 07:42 PM (cMXNt)

36 Kinda obvious what the punchline in the painting joke was. And she was blonde, to punctuate it. Got to give her credit for not giving up though.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 16, 2023 07:42 PM (KAi1n)

37 Ace, here's a couple of obscure words for your delectation and collection:

Misslieness - a Scots dialect word, it means "the feeling of solitariness that comes from missing someone or something you love".

Nikhedonia - the feeling of excitement or elation that comes from anticipating success.

Hopefully, one or both of these might contribute to nikhedonia this weekend. Thank you for all you do, and have a good one!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2023 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)

38 Once again, the cafe is platypus free. Probably because they don’t hold hands while they sleep.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 16, 2023 07:42 PM (u73oe)

39 Just saw a blerb that says the Fox News Producer who got canned for the Wanna be Dictator Chyron?

Yeah... worked with or for Tucker...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2023 07:43 PM (oHd/0)

40 Why doesn't Ace wash his car?
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 07:39 PM (wtRjh)

his car requires HAND CAR WASH service, OK ?

Posted by: runne at June 16, 2023 07:43 PM (V13WU)

41 That cat is all over the dog like he's made of catnip...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 16, 2023 07:43 PM (MeG8a)

42 @34

>>The older I get the sexier the landlords tramp of an ex-wife gets.

The older you get, most women become a one.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 07:44 PM (up/3i)

43 The cat just has an itchy face and the dog's fur is wiry.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 16, 2023 07:44 PM (ou9hh)

44 The older you get, most women become a one.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 07:44 PM (up/3i)

Two beers and I'd be asking her if she needed any help with anything at this point.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 07:46 PM (wtRjh)

45 John Ritter had one leading role in a movie: Americathon.

A movie about America going broke so they hold a telethon. But just before that America elected John Ritter as President because his character's last name was Roosevelt.

I like to think it happened in the same world as Idiocracy.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 07:46 PM (cMXNt)

46 >>>45 John Ritter had one leading role in a movie: Americathon.

bzzzzt. He had another lead role in a movie I liked, Hero At Large with Anne Archer.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2023 07:47 PM (KRtlO)

47 Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode with Carl on the high tech toilet in front of his house is ngl the funniest in 20 yrs.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 07:47 PM (wtRjh)

48 Really disappointed with the continued domination by Big Sea Otter on this site.

River otters need love too!

I

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 07:47 PM (1I6o+)

49 Nikhedonia
-----------
With the goddess Nike as its root presumably.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 07:47 PM (Vwz3I)

50 That's an icky river otter, ace.

But you knew that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 07:47 PM (U2p+3)

51 thanks, Duncanthrax.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2023 07:47 PM (KRtlO)

52 "By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere."

Posted by: runne at June 16, 2023 07:47 PM (V13WU)

53 Good videos, watched whole baby elephant in hole, think it took some time for him to figure out what they were doing

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2023 07:48 PM (xhxe8)

54 "As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people sure don't."

Posted by: runne at June 16, 2023 07:48 PM (V13WU)

55 Which Otter race is THE GUARDIANS OF THE KELP BEDS again?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 07:49 PM (wtRjh)

56 that last one was Carrie Fisher

Posted by: runne at June 16, 2023 07:49 PM (V13WU)

57 I try to watch every step. The Prime Directive after age 29 is this:
Don't Fall.
Down or Up. Either way, it's bad news.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 16, 2023 07:49 PM (MeG8a)

58 John Ritter also had a funny turn in Bad Santa as a Department store manager.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 07:49 PM (up/3i)

59 Ebony and Ivory

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2023 07:49 PM (63Dwl)

60 50 That's an icky river otter, ace.

But you knew that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 07:47 PM (U2p+3

Looks like a spoilt sea otter to me. You can tell by the spoilt sea otter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 07:49 PM (1I6o+)

61 attributed to , that is

Posted by: runne at June 16, 2023 07:49 PM (V13WU)

62 Ace has a car?

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

63 bzzzzt. He had another lead role in a movie I liked, Hero At Large with Anne Archer.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2023 07:47 PM (KRtlO)

----------------

You're right! I remember that movie now. It would make a great watch nowadays as an antidote to superhero movies.

I still recommend Americathon. Both those movies were pretty good (going far back on memory here).

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 07:50 PM (cMXNt)

64 hedonism just struck me too.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 07:50 PM (Vwz3I)

65 58 John Ritter also had a funny turn in Bad Santa as a Department store manager.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 07:49 PM (up/3i)

Hahahs. Yes. I think that resurrected his career.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 07:50 PM (wtRjh)

66 55 Which Otter race is THE GUARDIANS OF THE KELP BEDS again?
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 07:49 PM (wtRjh)

River otters routinely help the police locate dead bodies in the river.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 07:51 PM (1I6o+)

67 https://tinyurl.com/4uwjj5tn

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 16, 2023 07:51 PM (goJt/)

68 Ace has a car?
Posted by: wth

A Trabant, parks it right next to his Vespa.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 07:51 PM (P59V4)

69 >>>Groundhog wants to dig a hole, but dog wants him to come out and play.

Will no one rid me of this pest?
-The Groundhog

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 16, 2023 07:51 PM (klJTj)

70 River otters routinely help the police locate dead bodies in the river.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 07:51 PM (1I6o+)

Not hard when you've put them there in the first place.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 07:51 PM (wtRjh)

71 But there is a distinct lack of Chupacabras.
Posted by: Chupacabra fan at June 16, 2023 07:34 PM

I'm not sure there's a large community of Chupacabra aficinados amongst the Commentariat, particularly given the meaning of the name.

In Spanish, chupacabra literally means 'goat-sucker', from chupar, 'to suck', and cabras, 'goats').

Not to mention authentic photos, much less Youtubes, are difficult to source.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2023 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2023 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

73 River otters routinely help the police locate dead bodies in the river.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 07:51 PM (1I6o+)

—————-

Fucking snitches.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 16, 2023 07:53 PM (u73oe)

74 >>>Penguins are empathetic

I don't think that word means what he thinks it means.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 16, 2023 07:54 PM (klJTj)

75 Do not taunt me, you river otter fans.

You can have your river otters. They will eat your pets and attack you and give you nasty bite wound infections. And then you'll have nightmares.

Then you'll come begging me for forgiveness.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 07:54 PM (U2p+3)

76 For Nurse
https://twitter.com/i/status/1669691293256101888

Posted by: Ciampino - Otters for the win at June 16, 2023 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

77 Audra Lindley, Mrs. Roper, was quite pretty when she was young. 1943 bathing suit photos bear this out.

Posted by: Regal Beagle at June 16, 2023 07:54 PM (Nn3xT)

78 "They will eat your pets and attack you and give you nasty bite wound infections. And then you'll have nightmares."

Now we're talkin'!

Posted by: Chupacabra fan at June 16, 2023 07:55 PM (iayUP)

79 NV Gope governor signs 2 pro tranny bills.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at June 16, 2023 07:56 PM (KfYBd)

80 Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode with Carl on the high tech toilet in front of his house is ngl the funniest in 20 yrs.
Posted by: Thesokorus
_____________

That is indeed good, but I'll take this as the funniest Carl bit. Hunter's laptop probably has something very similar on it (25 sec).

https://tinyurl.com/4ddep457

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 16, 2023 07:56 PM (s04AR)

81 Sea otters shit in the hallway and then blame it on the cat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 07:56 PM (1I6o+)

82 Tim Conway's Siamese Elephant improv

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 16, 2023 07:56 PM (Eeb9P)

83 Yum Anne Archer

Michael Douglas' character in Fatal Attraction was a monumental dumbass of all time. She's gone for a few hours and he goes for the most meh masculine looking woman in 65 miles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 07:57 PM (0hOvj)

84 >>Ace has a car?

Lambo.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2023 07:57 PM (ZLI7S)

85 The Wolverine community here on the Café has been seriously under represented.

Posted by: Wolverine at June 16, 2023 07:57 PM (8vzCZ)

86 *reads Mr/Mrs Sucksex sidebar news

HAHAHAH!! he really needs to divorce her and make amends with his family.

Posted by: runne at June 16, 2023 07:58 PM (V13WU)

87 It would be a danged shame if the Yankee season goes kaput over Judge's toe injury.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 16, 2023 07:58 PM (Eeb9P)

88
"Lambo.
Posted by: JackStraw"


Lamborgetti

Posted by: Chupacabra fan at June 16, 2023 07:58 PM (iayUP)

89 Aqua Teen Hunger Force is absolute, degenerate filth. FILTH. And even worse, Meatwad mumbles. MUMBLES! The youth of our country are going to degenerate into a nation of mumblers!

Posted by: SFGoth at June 16, 2023 07:59 PM (KAi1n)

90 Then you'll come begging me for forgiveness.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 07:54 PM (U2p+3)

Mustilids mean never having to say you are sorry. Granted sometimes you have to say "Larry, what are you doing""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Ttq7yaWfY

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2023 07:59 PM (xhaym)

91 Baby elephants, roos, otters, penguins, and bats. Ace has gone way out of his way to please everyone. This generates positive equity, diversity, and style points.

Posted by: Keeping Score at June 16, 2023 07:59 PM (Nn3xT)

92 One of my favorite Buffy episodes guest stars John Ritter.

He plays an AI robot. A really creepy AI robot.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 08:00 PM (U2p+3)

93 I picture Ace driving a Gold 1987 Acura Legend.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:00 PM (up/3i)

94 Weren't you a little hard on those otters last light, Stanley?

Posted by: Mrs. Roper at June 16, 2023 08:00 PM (Xrfse)

95 >>>Who's the best fuffy boy? You are! You are!

For those who were wondering what a tranny dog might look like.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 16, 2023 08:00 PM (klJTj)

96 52 "By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere."
Posted by: runne at June 16, 2023 07:47 PM (V13WU)

I saw a shirt today with the following:

"My favorite childhood memory is when my back didn't hurt."

I want that. The shirt and no back pain.

Posted by: Moki at June 16, 2023 08:01 PM (JrN/x)

97 @87

>>It would be a danged shame if the Yankee season goes kaput over Judge's toe injury.

David Wright stepped on Ike Davis' foot and literally ended his career.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:01 PM (up/3i)

98 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Ttq7yaWfY
Posted by: Kindltot


Ok. That was funny.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 08:01 PM (U2p+3)

99 93 I picture Ace driving a Gold 1987 Acura Legend.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:00 PM (up/3i)

Heh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:02 PM (1I6o+)

100 The painting video is cute, as I'm guessing the blonde in the sports bra and overalls is, which is why it's posted.

But there's no paint tray or drop cloth, and why would someone be recording?

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:03 PM (SfD1B)

101 93 I picture Ace driving a Gold 1987 Acura Legend.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:00 PM (up/3i)

Purple Subaru SVX with blacked out windows.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 08:03 PM (wtRjh)

102 I think someone put catnip in that dog's ear.

Posted by: GWB at June 16, 2023 08:03 PM (vQrdQ)

103 I picture Ace driving a Gold 1987 Acura Legend.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:00 PM (up/3i)
Heh.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Is that the something-something equivalent of a Subaru?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 16, 2023 08:03 PM (KAi1n)

104 But there is a distinct lack of Chupacabras.
Posted by: Chupacabra fan at June 16, 2023 07:34 PM

I'm not sure there's a large community of Chupacabra aficinados amongst the Commentariat, particularly given the meaning of the name.

In Spanish, chupacabra literally means 'goat-sucker', from chupar, 'to suck', and cabras, 'goats').

Not to mention authentic photos, much less Youtubes, are difficult to source.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2023 07:52 PM

You asked for it...

https://youtu.be/OQOXg-RzWII

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2023 08:03 PM (Tk4mH)

105 Posted by: Ciampino - Otters for the win


I love them. Thank you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 08:03 PM (U2p+3)

106 I picture Ace driving a Gold 1987 Acura Legend.

--

Jeez, I'd pay decent money for one of those. Same with the Integra. It's impossible to find unmolested examples.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:04 PM (SfD1B)

107 Davis sucked.
Chien Ming Wan was a good Yankee pitcher who hurt his ankle rounding third and that was it, done, career over.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 16, 2023 08:04 PM (Eeb9P)

108 >>>Tell me when you notice it!

Just one more coat of paint should cover that up.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 16, 2023 08:04 PM (klJTj)

109 And Ciampino,
I'm so sad about all the kitty troubles. Your girls are wonderful humans. Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 08:05 PM (U2p+3)

110 68 Ace has a car?
Posted by: wth

A Trabant, parks it right next to his Vespa.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 07:51 PM (P59V4)
----
Anyone know if it has a rear-window defroster? It's great at keeping the hands warm when pushing it in winter.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Otters for the win at June 16, 2023 08:05 PM (qfLjt)

111 Lol I looked at some vids and the landlord wife in Three's Company was sexy af in that moomoo whatever lmao.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 08:05 PM (wtRjh)

112 ace drive a Bugatti Chiron, black. 0-60 in 2 seconds.

Posted by: runne at June 16, 2023 08:06 PM (V13WU)

113 @107

>>Davis sucked.

Davis had some good pop and a steady glove, he could have been a quality player if he had played for any team except The Meatball Mets.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:06 PM (up/3i)

114 Ace's car?

A gremlin. Duh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 08:06 PM (U2p+3)

115 Most girls I knew in the 80s loved the Acura legend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:06 PM (1I6o+)

116 Ritter starred in a Blake Edwards film the name of which I cannot recall. He played an alcoholic. There were some laugh out loud moments.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 16, 2023 08:07 PM (hpqph)

117 116 Ritter starred in a Blake Edwards film the name of which I cannot recall. He played an alcoholic. There were some laugh out loud moments.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 16, 2023 08:07 PM (hpqph

Buckaroo Banzai?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 08:07 PM (wtRjh)

118 Pretty sure there's a prof at Penn State who's into goat sucking.

Posted by: Hooterville World Guardian at June 16, 2023 08:07 PM (Nn3xT)

119

Well, as long as she's down there anyway...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at June 16, 2023 08:08 PM (pNDh9)

120
Less than two weeks ago, I got the toddler a kiddie pool, and put it outside my living room windows, where it's easy to watch from the house. It's gravel, so I called this area "Pebble Beach."

Today, lo these many days later, she's already destroyed it. She loaded the thing with gravel in the water, and then dug in her heels and dragged the motherfucker over the other gravel til it burst open, while I'm trying to barbecue some ribs.

That's all pretty funny. I was laughing. But now, she's loudly lamenting the Disaster at Pebble Beach, and demanding I refill a pool which can't be filled. Nevermind. I'm still laughing. Carry on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2023 08:08 PM (oINRc)

121 Overalls girl reminds me of someone I know. Although the woman I know doesn't jiggle in Overalls.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 08:08 PM (EjmGU)

122 Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_ · 1h
LOS ANGELES- A huge group of Catholics and Christians have already arrived outside of Dodger Stadium to pray in protest of the Dodgers honoring the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

A drag group that has repeatedly mocked Christ and the Catholic faith:
https://tinyurl.com/4jx4zaxy
23 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 08:08 PM (Vwz3I)

123 "Lambo.
Posted by: JackStraw"

--

1986 Fiero with the 512-ish body kit and also part Lamborghini because why not?

https://tinyurl.com/27lpe26v

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:09 PM (SfD1B)

124 What? Acura is a very nice car!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 16, 2023 08:09 PM (WGUfL)

125 >>>For the ladies, who had to put up with JTM this week

This implies that there was some JTM earlier in the week. But, the first JTM I saw was the one *following* this link. Did I miss out?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 16, 2023 08:09 PM (klJTj)

126 Phillies will win the NL East.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 08:10 PM (wtRjh)

127 68 Ace has a car?
Posted by: wth

A Trabant, parks it right next to his Vespa.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 07:51 PM (P59V4)
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Anyone know if it has a rear-window defroster? It's great at keeping the hands warm when pushing it in winter.
Posted by: Ciampino -- Otters for the win at

Is there an Ewok driving school

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 08:10 PM (EjmGU)

128 There was a movie Ritter did where he and some dude were both trying to get with a girl. She had one of them in her bed when the other one comes home and just sneaks into the bedroom with the lights off.

Turns out the girl really loved glow in the dark condoms and both guys end up with one on.

Fight ensues. Lights off. Just two glow in the dark tallywackers fighting over a girl.

Funniest thing I saw in a long time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:10 PM (1I6o+)

129 Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_ · 1h
LOS ANGELES- A huge group of Catholics and Christians have already arrived outside of Dodger Stadium to pray in protest of the Dodgers honoring the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

A drag group that has repeatedly mocked Christ and the Catholic faith:
https://tinyurl.com/4jx4zaxy
23 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 08:08 PM (Vwz3I)
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Let's hope the protestors don't end up alongside the J6 group...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2023 08:10 PM (BpYfr)

130 Does Ace really not wash his car?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 08:11 PM (wtRjh)

131 @115

>>Most girls I knew in the 80s loved the Acura legend.

The thing that set the Acura Legend apart was it's interior styling and sleek design for it's time.

It was the pimp mobile of choice of the ballers and shot callers in The Bronx at the time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:11 PM (up/3i)

132 Flextape is the solution to all leaky kiddie pools!

Posted by: Phil Swift at June 16, 2023 08:11 PM (Nn3xT)

133 Groundhog " I love you too buddy but I have work to do here"

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2023 08:11 PM (xhxe8)

134 Dang I miss when cars had names and you could recognize everything and tell them all apart at night by their headlights.

Legend. What a great car name.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:12 PM (SfD1B)

135 Wilpon and the Mets were ruined by Madoff.
Mets are a mid market team no matter what the jersey says.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 16, 2023 08:13 PM (Eeb9P)

136 It was the pimp mobile of choice of the ballers and shot callers in The Bronx at the time.

--

Down here in the South that role was filled by Mitsubishi sedans. The Eclipse seemed to be different, but if you were going to see something trick-daddied out, there was a 75% chance it was going to be a Mitsubishi sedan.

The crazy part is that the exact same people could buy a $2000 car and immediately turn it into a $6000 car, or they could buy an $18,000 car and do the same.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:14 PM (SfD1B)

137 AlaBAMA. That’s the movie I was thinking about. The other great scene is he goes to party thinking it’s a costume party. It isn’t. He’s dressed as Aladdin holding a lamp. He runs the lamp and says “get me the fuck out of here!”

Posted by: Blutarski at June 16, 2023 08:14 PM (hpqph)

138 I figured Ace rode an Imperial Speeder.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 16, 2023 08:15 PM (8vzCZ)

139 @136

>>Down here in the South that role was filled by Mitsubishi sedans.

The Mitsubishi Diamante was their answer to the Acura Legend.

I had a Galant VR4 which was a sleeper rice rocket.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:15 PM (up/3i)

140 Is the Dodgers hate Christmas day today?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 08:15 PM (EjmGU)

141 137 AlaBAMA. That’s the movie I was thinking about. The other great scene is he goes to party thinking it’s a costume party. It isn’t. He’s dressed as Aladdin holding a lamp. He runs the lamp and says “get me the fuck out of here!”
Posted by: Blutarski at June 16, 2023 08:14 PM (hpqph

I found it!

Skin deep.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:16 PM (1I6o+)

142 Lancer Evo was a sick ride in any part of the country

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2023 08:16 PM (oINRc)

143 The Dodgers serve warm flat Bud Light.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2023 08:18 PM (4I/2K)

144 Funny Macron meme...

Phil Bak 🎩 @philbak1 · 8h
sign of the times

https://tinyurl.com/5e2kcf5n

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 08:18 PM (Vwz3I)

145 AlaBAMA, thank you sir. I am in your debt. Skin deep.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 16, 2023 08:19 PM (hpqph)

146 Braves will win the NLCS again.
Dodgers will lose to the Pirates.
Yankees will lose the WC game to Houston.
Red Sox will not divert attention from the Mac Jones clusterfuck .

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 16, 2023 08:19 PM (Eeb9P)

147 "The older you get, most women become a one.

Posted by: Thomas Bender"


While my perceptions of female beauty have evolved and become less demanding , unattractive is still unattractive.

And I know I'm not exactly the catch of all time.

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 08:20 PM (iziT8)

148 93 I picture Ace driving a Gold 1987 Acura Legend.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:00 PM (up/3i)

Reliant Robin...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2023 08:20 PM (CCSxw)

149 109 And Ciampino,
I'm so sad about all the kitty troubles. Your girls are wonderful humans. Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 08:05 PM (U2p+3)
----
Your sentiments were much appreciated. Thanks.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Otters for the win at June 16, 2023 08:21 PM (qfLjt)

150 I had a dream last night I was serving as security for Biden. I don't think he was President, because I wasn't secret service, just security. All I really remember was he seemed spry, and he would at times jog a little, or just start fast walking, and I had to scramble to keep up.

No idea what it means. No idea.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2023 08:22 PM (ERjZP)

151 You can have your river otters. They will eat your pets and attack you and give you nasty bite wound infections. And then you'll have nightmares.

Kinda of like having kids.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 16, 2023 08:22 PM (Bd6X8)

152 @148

>>Reliant Robin...

Vespas laugh at the Reliant Robin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:22 PM (up/3i)

153 I picture Ace driving a Gold 1987 Acura Legend.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:00 PM (up/3i)

Reliant Robin...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2023 08:20 PM (CCSxw)

My first guess would be Plymouth Champ, but I think we can all agree, whatever it is, it is indeed, gold colored.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2023 08:24 PM (ERjZP)

154 Stuntman guy needs a haircut.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 08:24 PM (LcBFM)

155 It's funny to think that car designers really just invent "new" year after year.

If you got in a time machine and went to a new car lot in say 1995, everything would look old and plain to you but to everyone else it would look shiny and new and awesome.

Imagine if your job was to invent newness.

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 08:24 PM (iziT8)

156 Mitsubishi 3000GT. Preferably the spider.

Posted by: davidt at June 16, 2023 08:24 PM (SYTee)

157 "My favorite childhood memory is when my back didn't hurt."

I want that. The shirt and no back pain.
Posted by: Moki

Chiropractor ?

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2023 08:24 PM (T4tVD)

158 But, what I really really really really want for Christmas, Santa, is for Rodgers to do The Testaverde

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 16, 2023 08:24 PM (Eeb9P)

159 Braves will win the NLCS again.
Dodgers will lose to the Pirates.
Yankees will lose the WC game to Houston.
Red Sox will not divert attention from the Mac Jones clusterfuck .
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 16, 2023 08:19 PM (Eeb9P)

Here's my prediction for MLB: It'll be a big gay celebration, and everyone gets to second base!

To start.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2023 08:25 PM (ERjZP)

160 Better turn this off and stay on schedule
Hope everyone has a great evening, seems another one here

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2023 08:25 PM (xhxe8)

161 I imagined Ace as a recumbent bike kinda guy with the rearview mirror atrached to the helmet thing going on.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 16, 2023 08:26 PM (wtRjh)

162 Here's my prediction for MLB: It'll be a big gay celebration, and everyone gets to second base!

To start.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2023 08:25 PM (ERjZP)

Oh, and the Braves will be forced to change their name to the Brave.

Guess what colors their unis will be.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2023 08:26 PM (ERjZP)

163 I just ate way too much ice cream.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:26 PM (1I6o+)

164 Night Skip!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:27 PM (1I6o+)

165 This event is SOLD OUT.

The Dodgers have again teamed up with their long-time community nonprofit partner LA Pride to host their annual LGBTQ+ Pride Night at Dodger Stadium, presented by Blue Shield of California, on Friday, June 16 at 7:10pm.
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It's also, "coincidentally", the R.C. Feast Day of the Sacred Heart of Jesus.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 08:27 PM (Vwz3I)

166 " I imagined Ace as a recumbent bike kinda guy with the rearview mirror atrached to the helmet thing going on.

Posted by: Thesokorus "


The Dorkwad 3000

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 08:27 PM (iziT8)

167 I saw a picture of the protesters at Dodger Stadium. Must be 25,000 people.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 16, 2023 08:28 PM (vg8N1)

168 Nod a groundhog, a prairiedog.

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2023 08:28 PM (Uv0D2)

169 Nah, nothing will ever top the white/green Vespa, goggles and messenger bag look for Ace.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:28 PM (1I6o+)

170 I just ate way too much ice cream.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:26 PM (1I6o+)

=====

*jealous*

Posted by: Jordan61 on a diet at June 16, 2023 08:29 PM (LcBFM)

171 Mitsubishi 3000GT. Preferably the spider.

--

We're getting into interesting cars now. We've got to be sure to stay on goofy, borderline embarassing stuff.

1987 Dodge Colt Vista

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:30 PM (SfD1B)

172 'Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2023 08:30 PM (T4tVD)

173 I saw a picture of the protesters at Dodger Stadium. Must be 25,000 people.

Good.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 08:30 PM (Xrfse)

174 Okay. Maybe not 25,000. But over 3,000

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 16, 2023 08:31 PM (vg8N1)

175 @156

>>Mitsubishi 3000GT. Preferably the spider.

I was a big fan of late 80s, early 90's Mitsubishi's

I was also a fan of the Starion.

Bottom line, cars were much more fun, quirky and stylish back in the day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:31 PM (up/3i)

176 163 I just ate way too much ice cream.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:26 PM (1I6o+)

I'm about to...need the calories!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2023 08:31 PM (CCSxw)

177 Let's hope the protestors don't end up alongside the J6 group...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2023 08:10 PM (BpYfr)

Someone will find a swastika near the hot dog stand, and everyone outside will be arrested. Because Dodger Stadium totally doesn't have cameras anywhere, so you have no idea who could have done it.

A total mystery.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2023 08:32 PM (4g2DL)

178 Or the Daewoo Pontiac LeMans.

https://tinyurl.com/25cxk2zh

*spit*

I could never forgive GM for putting that name on that car.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:32 PM (SfD1B)

179 I saw a picture of the protesters at Dodger Stadium. Must be 25,000 people.
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The protest is sold out too then although I suspect my quote from above is about special box [?] seats and not the entire stadium.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 08:32 PM (Vwz3I)

180 Okay. Maybe not 25,000. But over 3,000

Well...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 08:32 PM (Xrfse)

181 167 I saw a picture of the protesters at Dodger Stadium. Must be 25,000 people.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 16, 2023 08:28 PM
Those protestors deserve a prayer. May GOD protect these brave people from the government, for making a stand against evil.
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2023 08:32 PM (Uv0D2)

182
*jealous*
Posted by: Jordan61 on a diet at June 16, 2023 08:29 PM (LcBFM)

*Pushes bowl through USB port.

Hope you like chocolate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:33 PM (1I6o+)

183 I just ate way too much ice cream.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:26 PM (1I6o+)

Those words... I recognize each and every one of them, but the order in which they appear. It. Does. Not. Make. Sense.

How is that possible?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2023 08:33 PM (4g2DL)

184 I picture Ace driving a VW microbus, unironically.

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2023 08:33 PM (pTb/Z)

185 176 163 I just ate way too much ice cream.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:26 PM (1I6o+)

I'm about to...need the calories!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2023 08:31 PM (CCSxw)

I bought the kind without calories.

I think. Probably not.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:33 PM (1I6o+)

186 I think Ace Ubers

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 16, 2023 08:34 PM (Eeb9P)

187 Border Agents Intercept "Cloned" FedEx Vans Full Of Migrants.

https://is.gd/LOP3bU

Posted by: Ciampino - animals have mainly a food problem at June 16, 2023 08:35 PM (qfLjt)

188 * update !

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:35 PM (V13WU)

189 I was also a fan of the Starion.

Bottom line, cars were much more fun, quirky and stylish back in the day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

--

Oh man, I forgot about the Starion. And the... Conquest? Is that right?

Those were neat cars. What the similar era Charger (again, way to go guys) was trying to be.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:35 PM (SfD1B)

190 There are no aliens.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 16, 2023 08:35 PM (XMwZJ)

191 FedMex?

Posted by: Chupacabra fan at June 16, 2023 08:35 PM (iayUP)

192 Feel much batter now...

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:36 PM (V13WU)

193 Maybe Ace is secretly very wealthy and takes a limo everywhere?

His driver is named Stanly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:36 PM (1I6o+)

194 Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_
“If you are anti-Catholic, you’re anti-religion, you’re anti-God, I got a problem with that”

A Jewish rabbi speaks in solidarity with the Catholics outside of Dodger Stadium. The crowd has exponentially grown in size and more people are still continuing to arrive:
https://tinyurl.com/5dvpdne2
20 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 08:36 PM (Vwz3I)

195 Hope you like chocolate.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:33 PM (1I6o+)

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Thanks AlaBAMA! Guess I'll start my diet again Monday. Weekends don't count, right?

Posted by: Jordan61 on a diet at June 16, 2023 08:36 PM (LcBFM)

196 Or maybe Ace is secretly poor and drives a Dodge K car. Brown with brown stripes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:37 PM (1I6o+)

197 noticed at one of the twatter links (the one with the busty girl in the overalls giving dating advice), from the babylon bee:

San Francisco Announces That Due To Crime, It's Moving To Texas

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 16, 2023 08:37 PM (B1FKF)

198 Feel much batter now...
Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:36 PM (V13WU)

=====

You found your missing r!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 08:37 PM (LcBFM)

199 *Jewish rabbi...I guess that is more authentic than a buddhist rabbi, or a christian rabbi...

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:37 PM (V13WU)

200 Well there's this;

Plymouth Laser... I had the turbo and it was, in its time a hoot.

Also sold as a Mitsubishi and perhaps one other brand.

Pretty quick with the turbo.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2023 08:37 PM (Q4IgG)

201 Thanks AlaBAMA! Guess I'll start my diet again Monday. Weekends don't count, right?
Posted by: Jordan61 on a diet at June 16, 2023 08:36 PM (LcBFM


*checks rules book

Let's see. June. June. June 16th.

Nope. You're good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:37 PM (1I6o+)

202 I found my missing 'r' ! now, where is my wallet ...??

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:38 PM (V13WU)

203 I've got some ice cream and I'm going to have it with a Little Debbie right after I finish these potato chips and jelly beans.

Posted by: Chupacabra fan at June 16, 2023 08:38 PM (iayUP)

204 In English, when we say 'It is raining.', what is it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 08:39 PM (aD39U)

205 Bottom line, cars were much more fun, quirky and stylish back in the day.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:31 PM (up/3i)

I had a Merkur for a bit. Fun to drive when you weren't working on it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2023 08:39 PM (Mc0sh)

206 I've got some ice cream and I'm going to have it with a Little Debbie right after I finish these potato chips and jelly beans.
Posted by: Chupacabra fan

do you like fried liver with onions?

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:39 PM (V13WU)

207 Also sold as a Mitsubishi and perhaps one other brand.
--

Yep, I think it was the Eclipse and the Eagle (remember them?) Talon, too. I never saw many Lasers, though.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:39 PM (SfD1B)

208 In English, when we say 'It is raining.', what is it?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 08:39 PM (aD39U)

it depends

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:40 PM (V13WU)

209 Oh, I've got one for the potential Ace car:

Nissan Pulsar

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:40 PM (SfD1B)

210 204 In English, when we say 'It is raining.', what is it?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 08:39 PM (aD39U)


Wet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:40 PM (1I6o+)

211 Hubs is watching golf and the friggin helicopters are driving me crazy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 08:40 PM (LcBFM)

212 Just two glow in the dark tallywackers
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:10 PM

Todger is more refined, old chap.

Posted by: Harry Windsor at June 16, 2023 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)

213 Why don't we just say 'Is raining' or even just 'raining'?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 08:40 PM (aD39U)

214 211 Hubs is watching golf and the friggin helicopters are driving me crazy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 08:40 PM (LcBFM)

I hate helicopter golf too. Seems like cheating to me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:41 PM (1I6o+)

215 @189

>>Oh man, I forgot about the Starion. And the... Conquest? Is that right?

Yeah, Chrysler Conquest.

It was time when car companies co-developed and marketed cars.

You had the Geo/Chevy Spectrum japanese/ameican automaker co-developed sub-compact hatch back that people used to slap a turbo in and drive into the ground.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:41 PM (up/3i)

216 213 Why don't we just say 'Is raining' or even just 'raining'?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 08:40 PM (aD39U)

It is the weather forecast.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:42 PM (1I6o+)

217 211 Hubs is watching golf and the friggin helicopters are driving me crazy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 08:40 PM (LcBFM)

It really has been obnoxious today.

Yesterday, I don't remember hearing any.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2023 08:42 PM (CCSxw)

218 "do you like fried liver with onions?
Posted by: runner"

Yes, without the liver.

Posted by: Chupacabra fan at June 16, 2023 08:42 PM (iayUP)

219 A prediction from the past.

G. K. Chesterton @GKCdaily · 3h
We shall soon be in a world in which a man may be howled down for saying that two and two make four, in which people will persecute the heresy of calling a triangle a three-sided figure, and hang a man for maddening a mob with the news that grass is green.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 08:43 PM (Vwz3I)

220 Remember the Dodge Interceptor?

From that horrible Charlie Sheen movie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:43 PM (1I6o+)

221 Why don't we just say 'Is raining' or even just 'raining'?

==


I blame it on the French.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:43 PM (V13WU)

222 Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_
“If you are anti-Catholic, you’re anti-religion, you’re anti-God, I got a problem with that”

A Jewish rabbi speaks in solidarity with the Catholics outside of Dodger Stadium. The crowd has exponentially grown in size and more people are still continuing to arrive:
https://tinyurl.com/5dvpdne2
20 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 08:36 PM (Vwz3I) Love this.

Posted by: LASue at June 16, 2023 08:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

223 'It is raining.', what is it?'

The climate.

Posted by: Chupacabra fan at June 16, 2023 08:43 PM (iayUP)

224 We always used the term Helicopter Golf for when someone makes a bad shot and throws their club and it makes the whoop-whoop-whoop sound.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 08:44 PM (aD39U)

225 Unbelievable: Porn stars walk out of European Sex Championships

https://mol.im/a/12202461

Checkout the categories ......!
and the comments.

Posted by: Ciampino -- animals have mainly a food problem at June 16, 2023 08:44 PM (qfLjt)

226 It's also, "coincidentally", the R.C. Feast Day of the Sacred Heart of Jesus.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 08:27 PM (Vwz3I)


Have mercy on us.

Posted by: LASue at June 16, 2023 08:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

227 I picture Ace driving a VW microbus, unironically.
Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2023 08:33 PM

Well, I suppose if anyone could teach someone how to burn donuts in a VW microbus, it would be you.

* doffs hat *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2023 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)

228 Remember Chevy Impala 1959 ?

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:46 PM (V13WU)

229 Two scoops of Bluebell vanilla on a Little Debbie is the bedtime snack of the gods.
-K. von Danikin

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2023 08:46 PM (Uv0D2)

230
228 Remember Chevy Impala 1959 ?
Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:46 PM (V13WU

Probably a few here conceived in one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:47 PM (1I6o+)

231 A car from that era that I always like a lot and hated that they didn't offer the performance to align with their looks was the Mazda MX-6 (I didn't care much for the Ford Probe design).

That car was so lovely. It would've been a fantastic GT with a big engine in it.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:47 PM (SfD1B)

232 Call me a snob, but I like those Dove ice cream bars.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:47 PM (V13WU)

233 "Two scoops of Bluebell vanilla on a Little Debbie is the bedtime snack of the gods"

It's a sweet threesome.

Posted by: Chupacabra fan at June 16, 2023 08:47 PM (iayUP)

234 Yep, I think it was the Eclipse and the Eagle (remember them?) Talon, too. I never saw many Lasers, though.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:39 PM (SfD1B)

———-

The Eagle Talon was the best looking IMO. Lee Iacocca had a test done and asked people to rate the quality of each car. People picked the Mitsubishi even though all three were made at the same factory in the USA. He then made a commercial that basically asked, “what the fuck is wrong with you people?”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 08:47 PM (cMXNt)

235 Two scoops of Bluebell vanilla on a Little Debbie is the bedtime snack of the gods.
-K. von Danikin
Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2023 08:46 PM (Uv0D2)
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There you go, eating my ice cream again.

Posted by: bluebell at June 16, 2023 08:48 PM (pTb/Z)

236 232 Call me a snob, but I like those Dove ice cream bars.
Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:47 PM (V13WU

Hoity toity!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:48 PM (1I6o+)

237 Probably a few here conceived in one.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:47 PM (1I6o+)

they won't remember ...

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:48 PM (V13WU)

238 Unbelievable: Porn stars walk out of European Sex Championships

https://mol.im/a/12202461

I saw The Balkan Sex Workers open for ABBA at The Whiskey in '88/.

Posted by: Cicero (cicero43) at June 16, 2023 08:48 PM (s12c9)

239 Those little "rice rockets" were pretty fun. A buddy had a CIVIC CRX around 1995. Thing was a rocket from zero to 50.

We did some drag racing with a friends Z-28 and in short hops, like from stop light to stop light in the capitol city I could pull them. More than a quarter mile... forget it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2023 08:48 PM (Q4IgG)

240 @228

>>Remember Chevy Impala 1959 ?

My first car was a powder blue 72 Impala.

Land Whale to the extreme.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 08:48 PM (up/3i)

241 Remember the Dodge Interceptor?

From that horrible Charlie Sheen movie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:43 PM (1I6o+)

The Wraith?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2023 08:49 PM (4I/2K)

242 231 A car from that era that I always like a lot and hated that they didn't offer the performance to align with their looks was the Mazda MX-6 (I didn't care much for the Ford Probe design).

That car was so lovely. It would've been a fantastic GT with a big engine in it.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:47 PM (SfD1B)
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The Ford Probe is what all proctologists drive, right?

Posted by: Ciampino --- animals have mainly a food problem at June 16, 2023 08:50 PM (qfLjt)

243 241 Remember the Dodge Interceptor?

From that horrible Charlie Sheen movie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:43 PM (1I6o+)

The Wraith?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2023 08:49 PM (4I/2K

Yeah, that one. That could have been a candidate for last nights ONT worst movie ever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:50 PM (1I6o+)

244 228 Remember Chevy Impala 1959 ?
Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:46 PM
'Primer mi carucha Chevy 39,
going to El Monte Legion stadium'
-F. Zappa

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2023 08:50 PM (Uv0D2)

245 Those little "rice rockets" were pretty fun. A buddy had a CIVIC CRX around 1995. Thing was a rocket from zero to 50.

--

Yep. I dated a girl that had an early 90s SI. Tremendous fun.

My roommate in college had a Mazda MX3 that was fun, too, but not quite as buttoned down as the CRX. They really had that car figured out.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:51 PM (SfD1B)

246 Unbelievable: Porn stars walk out of European Sex Championships

https://mol.im/a/12202461

Checkout the categories ......!
and the comments.
Posted by: Ciampino
____________

Some of the contestant names:

Anny Joy
Sweet Mery
Nek Sinner
Mister Riddle

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 16, 2023 08:52 PM (s04AR)

247 I didn't like all those small compact cars.

No room for neckin'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:52 PM (1I6o+)

248 It's like Eskimo pie but on a convenient stick ! I heard they will killed that name too. Now it is Edy's pie. Which sounds awful. So I won't buy it, and buy Dove bars.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:52 PM (V13WU)

249 If anyone wants a live feed from the LA protest:
https://is.gd/5gidqE

Posted by: Ciampino - What are the cops going to do? at June 16, 2023 08:52 PM (qfLjt)

250 Yeah, that one. That could have been a candidate for last nights ONT worst movie ever.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:50 PM (1I6o+)

I have no cinematic taste - I liked it. I also like the Sharknado set.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2023 08:52 PM (4I/2K)

251 I'm so sad about all the kitty troubles. Your girls are wonderful humans. Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched

What kitty troubles? I've clearly missed some posts.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 16, 2023 08:53 PM (KAi1n)

252 I liked it. I also like the Sharknado set.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2023 08:52 PM (4I/2K


*shakes head slowly

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:53 PM (1I6o+)

253 I bought a brand new 89 Probe. The first one the dealer had. I was going to buy a T-Bird (!) but it was just sitting there.

Put a 150k on it and won a few autocrosses. It wasn't a bad car but unusual looking at the time. A Mazda with a Ford body

Posted by: fd at June 16, 2023 08:54 PM (iayUP)

254 It's like Eskimo pie but on a convenient stick ! I heard they will killed that name too. Now it is Edy's pie.

I heard some lawyer found out they weren't made with real Eskimos and he hit them with a big class action lawsuit.

Posted by: Cicero (cicero43) at June 16, 2023 08:55 PM (s12c9)

255 Later on I bought a 1991 Prelude SI with mechanical four wheel steering, which IIRC was maybe the only car to have a fully mechanical design. Everyone else used hydraulics and computers.

Low speed:

/ /
\ \

Above 30mph or so:

\ \
\ \

It was fantastic fun, too, and could do a U-turn in the width of a normal two lane road.

Completely pointless on a car that small (would be handy on a long wheelbase truck) but lots of fun.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 08:55 PM (SfD1B)

256 Probe.

Maybe the worst name for a car ever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:55 PM (1I6o+)

257 do you like fried liver with onions?

Good gawd...NO.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 08:56 PM (Xrfse)

258 Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_ · 26m
BREAKING: Thousands of Catholics have shut down the main entrance to Dodger Stadium on Vin Scully avenue in protest of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence being honored tonight.

They are now lining the sidewalks and have taken over the entire block:

https://tinyurl.com/5yy7uup4
45 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 08:56 PM (Vwz3I)

259 I didn't get the Friday Funny. Is she trying to paint over a shadow?

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2023 08:56 PM (Sv58p)

260 256 Probe.

Maybe the worst name for a car ever.

No worse than the Ford Expire

Posted by: Cicero (cicero43) at June 16, 2023 08:57 PM (s12c9)

261 I didn't like all those small compact cars.

No room for neckin'.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:52 P

My senior high school year self might beg to differ. A 260 z is pretty compact…

Posted by: LASue at June 16, 2023 08:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

262 259 I didn't get the Friday Funny. Is she trying to paint over a shadow?
Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2023 08:56 PM (Sv58p)

Yes. A blonde was spotted in the wild.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 08:57 PM (1I6o+)

263 253 I bought a brand new 89 Probe. The first one the dealer had. I was going to buy a T-Bird (!) but it was just sitting there.

Put a 150k on it and won a few autocrosses. It wasn't a bad car but unusual looking at the time. A Mazda with a Ford body
Posted by: fd at June 16, 2023 08:54 PM
89 Probe, there's one for sale on internet no reserve.

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2023 08:58 PM (Uv0D2)

264 They are now lining the sidewalks and have taken over the entire block:

Sort of a Mass protest then. Is there a host?

Posted by: Cicero (cicero43) at June 16, 2023 08:58 PM (s12c9)

265 "Probe.
Maybe the worst name for a car ever.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

Yeah. It was going to replace the Mustang. No way that would happen. They did put a turbo in some that made it go faster, but it was still FWD.

Posted by: fd at June 16, 2023 08:58 PM (iayUP)

266 do you like fried liver with onions?

Good gawd...NO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 08:56 PM (Xrfse)

but liverwurst is all ok and so is pate. which is the same thing, just after a blender.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 08:58 PM (V13WU)

267 Mercury Marquis dealer presentation for 1975:

https://tinyurl.com/ykfa8yfz

I want to drink a martini while watching it with its cool smooth lounge music and narration.

It’s a hoot when the presenter mentions the “premium dash appliqué”, “horizontal tail lamps” and “thirty gallon fuel tank for extended range”.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 08:58 PM (cMXNt)

268 A quote from the European Sex Championships article:

"The situation has gotten out of control. It's chaos."
-- Selva Lapiedra

I tried to warn you.

Posted by: RADM Josh Painter at June 16, 2023 08:59 PM (a3Q+t)

269 They are now lining the sidewalks and have taken over the entire block:

https://tinyurl.com/5yy7uup4
45 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 08:56 PM (Vwz3I)
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I notice that many of the protestors have pre-printed signs. Clearly this was organized...I'm sure the FIB will want to know who is funding this protest. (and that's not sarcasm)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2023 08:59 PM (BpYfr)

270 257 do you like fried liver with onions?

Good gawd...NO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 08:56 PM
'if you like making love at midnight...'

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2023 09:00 PM (Uv0D2)

271 SFGoth:
https://gofund.me/82596a69


It's heartbreaking. And these girls are inspiring.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 09:00 PM (U2p+3)

272 I think I've mentioned it before, but the tail leather from a male red kangaroo makes the best strop leather in the world.

Posted by: mrp at June 16, 2023 09:00 PM (rj6Yv)

273 Once again, the cafe is platypus free. Probably because they don’t hold hands while they sleep.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 16, 2023 07:42 PM (u73oe)

Well, there's that venomous spur thing, too.

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2023 09:00 PM (AwYPR)

274 217 211 Hubs is watching golf and the friggin helicopters are driving me crazy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 08:40 PM (LcBFM)

It really has been obnoxious today.

Yesterday, I don't remember hearing any.
Posted by: browndog
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Heh! I'm watching it and hadn't noticed until I read your post. Living near the Beltway, close to Babylon DC, I hear all kind of noise. I can tune it out.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 16, 2023 09:01 PM (sAmhv)

275 Oooooh.

There is a new episode of the Grand Tour on Amazon!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 09:01 PM (1I6o+)

276 Chicken livers sauteed with bacon.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 16, 2023 09:01 PM (s04AR)

277 Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin · 56m
Bonkers ruling—
Federal judge in Massachusetts says a shirt that reads “there are only two genders” is not protected speech and “invades the rights of others.”

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 09:02 PM (Vwz3I)

278 Once again, the cafe is platypus free. Probably because they don’t hold hands while they sleep.

-

Well, there's that venomous spur thing, too.

--

In their defense, I don't think they repeatedly rape their babies to death, either. And then continue raping them.

So it kind of balances out.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 09:02 PM (SfD1B)

279 Just need some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 09:02 PM (1I6o+)

280 277 Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin · 56m
Bonkers ruling—
Federal judge in Massachusetts says a shirt that reads “there are only two genders” is not protected speech and “invades the rights of others.”
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 09:02 PM (Vwz3I)

Let's get to destroying all those medical books!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 09:03 PM (1I6o+)

281 Mercury Marquis dealer presentation for 1975:

https://tinyurl.com/ykfa8yfz

===

That's great ! makes me wanna take a cruise on The Love Boat.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2023 09:03 PM (V13WU)

282 So the belief that you can not be one of two genders is protected, but the belief that there are only two genders that you can not be one of is not protected.

Clown world.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 09:04 PM (SfD1B)

283 Good evening everyone. I'm dealing with a pissed off 14 year old granddaughter. Nothing really wrong, just, you know, 14 yr old granddaughter.

Looking for some happy time in here.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:04 PM (ii9PI)

284 Muslims gather in huge numbers in Calgary to protest gender ideology. TrAntifa organizers online refused to show up, knowing they had a losing poker hand.

https://is.gd/J9sW9z

Posted by: Ciampino - What are the cops going to do? at June 16, 2023 09:04 PM (qfLjt)

285 Hubs is watching golf and the friggin helicopters are driving me crazy.

So am I and it's totally annoying.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 09:04 PM (Xrfse)

286 Looking for some happy time in here.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:04 PM (ii9PI)

*slides over the bag of beef jerky*

Posted by: Cicero (cicero43) at June 16, 2023 09:05 PM (s12c9)

287 Federal judge in Massachusetts says a shirt that reads “there are only two genders” is not protected speech and “invades the rights of others.”
Posted by: andycanuck

When I am elected King, there are going to be a great many vacancies within the judicial system.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:05 PM (ii9PI)

288 seems the trannies have pissed off both major religions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 16, 2023 09:06 PM (1I6o+)

289 Heh! I'm watching it and hadn't noticed until I read your post. Living near the Beltway, close to Babylon DC, I hear all kind of noise. I can tune it out.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 16, 2023 09:01 PM (sAmhv)

=====

Husband didn't notice either. He said, "what helicopters?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 09:06 PM (LcBFM)

290 Cicero - my day just brightened up!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:06 PM (ii9PI)

291 Shall we discuss the vaunted GM "Quad-4." Their foray into the 4 valve overhead twin cam design.

That in production imploded with regularity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2023 09:06 PM (Q4IgG)

292 It's heartbreaking. And these girls are inspiring.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Awww, that is heartbreaking. But some kitties will survive because humans are there to help them, and that matters.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 16, 2023 09:07 PM (KAi1n)

293 seems the trannies have pissed off both major religions

It's what they live for.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 09:07 PM (Xrfse)

294 >>Remember Chevy Impala 1959 ?

My first car was a powder blue 72 Impala.

Land Whale to the extreme.
---
The 59 (and 5 Impalas are among my favorites (although I was born in 73, so don't really remember them).

The first car I remember was my parents' green 73 Impala. Not one of my favorites. It was followed by a yellow Buick Electra.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 16, 2023 09:10 PM (aBJcM)

295 Buick Electra.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 16, 2023 09:10 PM (aBJcM)

Deuce & a quarter....good cars.

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2023 09:13 PM (AwYPR)

296 The first car I remember was my parents' green 73 Impala. Not one of my favorites. It was followed by a yellow Buick Electra.
Posted by: screaming in digital
_____________

A white Plymouth Fury station wagon here.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 16, 2023 09:13 PM (s04AR)

297 It's quiet here...too quiet. Is the chair against the wall?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 09:15 PM (Xrfse)

298 My parents first car was a Rambler.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2023 09:15 PM (WxkE9)

299 My Dad never warmed to my idea of mag wheels, headers, and jacking up the back of his '64 Impala station wagon. White with red vinyl interior. Big motor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2023 09:15 PM (4I/2K)

300 Deuce & a quarter....good cars.
Posted by: BignJames
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Jesse loved them, almost bought one that somebody had for sale in Laramie. But we had no place to put it or for him to work on it.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 16, 2023 09:15 PM (aBJcM)

301 291 Shall we discuss the vaunted GM "Quad-4." Their foray into the 4 valve overhead twin cam design.

That in production imploded with regularity.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2023 09:06 PM (Q4IgG)

-------------

Sure it may have a problem here and there, but they did try. Granted it wasn't no Slant 6 in reliability.

My favorite car is a Dodge Aries, so it is extremely hard to get me to rag on the American automotive industry.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 09:16 PM (cMXNt)

302 Ace is attempting to punk us with overalls girl.

This is some AI conjuring to influence my genitalia.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 16, 2023 09:16 PM (KVGVf)

303 In English, when we say 'It is raining.', what is it?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

It is what it is.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2023 09:16 PM (DgGvY)

304 Good evening everyone. I'm dealing with a pissed off 14 year old granddaughter. Nothing really wrong, just, you know, 14 yr old granddaughter.

Looking for some happy time in here.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:04 PM (ii9PI)

14 was the toughest year. 25 was the best. Tell her to hang in there. It will be amazing

Posted by: LASue at June 16, 2023 09:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

305 "A white Plymouth Fury station wagon here."

Red Opel station wagon for me.

Posted by: fd at June 16, 2023 09:16 PM (iayUP)

306 The first car I remember was my parents' green 73 Impala. Not one of my favorites. It was followed by a yellow Buick Electra.
Posted by: screaming in digital

1960 Ford Falcon (with a metal dashboard). You had to be tough to survive rides in the front seat with no seat belts standard yet.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:16 PM (ii9PI)

307 277 Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin · 56m
Bonkers ruling—
Federal Terrorist in a Black Robe in Massachusetts says a shirt that reads “there are only two genders” is not protected speech and “invades the rights of others.”
Posted by: andycanuck


Fixed it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 16, 2023 09:17 PM (sAmhv)

308 267 Mercury Marquis dealer presentation for 1975:

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 08:58 PM (cMXNt)
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My FiL had the Grand Marquis. Lovely car to drive.
429ci V8, smooth ride. Almost fit a VW Beetle in the trunk. A few inches shorter than a limo.

Posted by: Ciampino - antifa are cowards at June 16, 2023 09:18 PM (qfLjt)

309 My first car was a 1984 Chevy K5 Bla*er.

I put 236k miles on it before my future ex husband made me trade it in so he could buy another work truck.

I loved that rig.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 09:18 PM (U2p+3)

310 My first car was a 1967 Ford Fairlane Station Wagon. When you're 15 you take what you can get. I actually loved it and it was the Winn Dixie Parking Lot Champion.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2023 09:18 PM (WxkE9)

311 My first car was a 1984 Chevy Cavalier. It sucked even worse than most other 80s cars. After having to share a car with my brother (which meant the only time I got to drive it was when it needed gas) I did like having wheels.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 16, 2023 09:18 PM (aBJcM)

312 Tonypete,
She'll get over it. Hang tough.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 09:19 PM (U2p+3)

313 Well and truly fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 09:20 PM (Vwz3I)

314 204 In English, when we say 'It is raining.', what is it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 08:39 PM (aD39U)
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Just a normal day in England.

Posted by: Ciampino -- antifa are cowards at June 16, 2023 09:21 PM (qfLjt)

315 Good evening everyone. I'm dealing with a pissed off 14 year old granddaughter. Nothing really wrong, just, you know, 14 yr old granddaughter.

Looking for some happy time in here.
Posted by: Tonypete

*Grand*daughter. Prefixes make a world of difference.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 16, 2023 09:22 PM (KAi1n)

316 106 I picture Ace driving a Gold 1987 Acura Legend.

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Jeez, I'd pay decent money for one of those. Same with the Integra. It's impossible to find unmolested examples

For Gen X and later, these 80s and 90s Japanese cars are their 55 Chevys and muscle cars. In the value cycle, most of them fell into the hands of teens who wanted hot rods. If they aren't impossible to restore due to lack of computers and unibody problems I expect many of them to get the high dollar rebuild in the future that dilapidated muscle cars get now. The people that love them just need to get into their late 50s.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 16, 2023 09:22 PM (3/XaG)

317 Cars are so tied up with one's life they often serve as a keystone to memories.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 09:23 PM (cMXNt)

318 The K5s were great.

And I've never known *anyone* with a Cavalier that had a good experience with them. There were tons of them, and they were inexpensive, but they were utter crap. I think GM did more to help Honda and Toyota take over than Honda and Toyota did. Thank goodness the Japanese made the Americans improve their products, too.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 09:23 PM (SfD1B)

319 For the ladies, who had to put up with JTM this week: this shirtless hunk stuntman demonstrates various ways to to act out being hit by a bullet.

Let's see him fool a KGB agent!

Posted by: Lauren at June 16, 2023 09:23 PM (llON8)

320 I learned to drive in a '66 Ford Galaxie 500 2 door. Loved that car. The linkage to the transmission was hinkey and would jam up every so often. You have to stop, open the hood and jiggle the linkage arrangement to free it up.

Good times.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:24 PM (ii9PI)

321 314 204 In English, when we say 'It is raining.', what is it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 08:39 PM (aD39U)
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Just a normal day in England.
Posted by: Ciampino -- antifa are cowards at June 16, 2023 09:21 PM (qfLjt)

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Yes, it's so common over there, they don't even have a word for it!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 09:24 PM (cMXNt)

322 First car, 64 Plymouth Valiant 2dr hdtop, 273 V8, 4spd. bought it in 64 when I was in the 10th grade. First truck, 59 Chevy Fleetside 283 V8 4spd.

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2023 09:25 PM (Uv0D2)

323 How it's going inside Dodger Stadium:

Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_
DODGER STADIUM-The “Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence” are recognized for Pride night to a mostly empty audience.

Two Dodgers fan nearby begin loudly booing after they’re announced:
https://tinyurl.com/5n6pxk27
28 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 09:25 PM (Vwz3I)

324 Yep, I was sad over the cat and kittens dying. They have been trying so hard to care for them. But sounds more hopeful today.

Meanwhile, I'm pretty sure the stray is going to want to move into the house when cold weather hits. Hope he makes it till then. He's a sweet cat.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 16, 2023 09:25 PM (ouTlx)

325 Not good enough but...


Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_
I spoke to a member of guest services and asked if the “sisters” would be getting anymore recognition or receive the Community Hero Award from the Dodgers on field.

He shared that far as he knows this announcement is all they would be receiving and we’ll see no more of the “sisters” tonight.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 09:26 PM (Vwz3I)

326 My first car was a 1979 Olds 88 Royale coupe. Now, umpty years later, I am driving 02-04 Town Cars. Basically the same thing except you can't get a coupe and the FI engines run better, have significantly more power and get better mileage.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 16, 2023 09:26 PM (3/XaG)

327 *Grand*daughter. Prefixes make a world of difference.
Posted by: SFGoth

Just heard some righteous swearing from the bathroom ending with - I HATE BEING A GIRL!

I do believe I have figured out what the major malfunction is.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:26 PM (ii9PI)

328 Speaking of the K5, don't go looking for any old SUV of that type as they are going for a pretty penny nowadays. I saw fetching $110,000.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 09:26 PM (cMXNt)

329 311 My first car was a 1984 Chevy Cavalier. It sucked even worse than most other 80s cars. After having to share a car with my brother (which meant the only time I got to drive it was when it needed gas) I did like having wheels.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 16, 2023 09:18 PM (aBJcM)

When the "ex" and I had our first kid, we bought a Cavalier wagon with a 4 speed manual.

It was serviceable...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 16, 2023 09:26 PM (CCSxw)

330 Yay! Elephants! 🐘

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2023 09:27 PM (NpAcC)

331 "For Gen X and later, these 80s and 90s Japanese cars are their 55 Chevys and muscle cars."

You wouldn't believe how many offers Mrs fd gets on her 95 240SX. Or you might. She gets a lot.

Posted by: fd at June 16, 2023 09:27 PM (iayUP)

332 For Gen X and later, these 80s and 90s Japanese cars are their 55 Chevys and muscle cars.

--

Yep. If I suddenly had Musk money and garage space I'd find every stock RX-7 remaining from every generation and carefully preserve them all for the future.

I'd have other stuff, too, because I like everything from pre-war Buicks to two-stroke Saabs, but an unmolested 3rd generation RX-7 would be a bit of a treasure for me.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 09:28 PM (SfD1B)

333 My dad was an early adopter of "Datsun." Ditched his 69 Chevelle for a 1977 200SX.

Regretted it from day one.

My first "hand-me-down" car. Could not get laid in it. Sucked bigly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2023 09:28 PM (Q4IgG)

334 So it sounds like the Dodges celebrating the "Sisters" is going over like a wet fart.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 09:29 PM (cMXNt)

335 I had a period of about 6 months after my Station Wagon was totaled when I was rear ended where my only mode of transportation was a Yamaha 400
Enduro.

I love them but I don't want having only a motorcycle to ever to happen again.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2023 09:29 PM (WxkE9)

336 Could not get laid in it. Sucked bigly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Isn't that second best?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:30 PM (ii9PI)

337 Cars are so tied up with one's life they often serve as a keystone to memories.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken
---
In less than a year with Jesse, we went on several major road trips in my Renegade. Joked about putting him up on the roof rack if we didn't get along. Now I don't think I can ever give it up.

I have always spent more time in my car than I did with most people. Bawled like a baby when I had to sell my 1994 Ranger.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 16, 2023 09:30 PM (aBJcM)

338 I had that rig until 2001.

It was freaking awesome. The hubs engaged with a simple shift on the floor. You had to take it out of 4wd and drive backwards about 40 yards turning the steering wheel side to side to get it to disengage. It never stranded me. Not in snow or dirt or sand or water.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 09:30 PM (U2p+3)

339 334 So it sounds like the Dodges celebrating the "Sisters" is going over like a wet fart.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 09:29 PM (cMXNt)

-----------

I predict Sam Brinton will leave in different clothes than he arrived in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2023 09:30 PM (s12c9)

340 "For the ladies, who had to put up with JTM this week: this shirtless hunk stuntman demonstrates various ways to to act out being hit by a bullet"

Hunk?
The ettes always get crumbs.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2023 09:31 PM (NpAcC)

341
My first "hand-me-down" car. Could not get laid in it. Sucked bigly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

--

Did you ever thank your dad for keeping your life on track?

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 09:31 PM (SfD1B)

342 318 The K5s were great.

And I've never known *anyone* with a Cavalier that had a good experience with them. There were tons of them, and they were inexpensive, but they were utter crap. I think GM did more to help Honda and Toyota take over than Honda and Toyota did. Thank goodness the Japanese made the Americans improve their products, too.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie


GM does suck BUT, I owned a Chevy Cavalier for almost 15 years and only had an issue at year 15. It was a tank. Solid and it just ran and ran. No major issue with it at all. I don't even remember how many miles I put on it but it was a few. I started having major leaks and traded it in for a Saturn. Now that car sucked. I now own a Honda Civic and love it. Great little car.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 16, 2023 09:31 PM (sAmhv)

343 Just heard some righteous swearing from the bathroom ending with - I HATE BEING A GIRL!

I do believe I have figured out what the major malfunction is.

Posted by: Tonypete
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Go to the store and get some cookie dough, stat.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 16, 2023 09:31 PM (aBJcM)

344 Me, I have no desire for any of those Acura or Honda cars. Just little moderny sedans to me. But I get it, my dad didn't think anything of the 50s and 60s cars I liked. Had to be pre WW2 before it was interesting to him. It's generational.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 16, 2023 09:33 PM (3/XaG)

345 First car was an Opel 1900 Automatic. Think Opel Manta without the stick shift. Couldn't be beat for $50.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 16, 2023 09:33 PM (Bd6X8)

346 Go to the store and get some cookie dough, stat.
Posted by: screaming in digital

Listen carefully to this woman.

She knows The Way.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:33 PM (ii9PI)

347 I now own a Honda Civic and love it. Great little car.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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I drove a Honda Fit for 13 years. (Almost said "I had a Fit for 13 years," but that doesn't sound good.) I loved that little car and would've kept it except I wanted a 4 wheel drive for Wyoming. Where I don't live anymore. But I adore my little Rene.

You can get an alpaca in a Honda Fit. Not sure about a chupacabra.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 16, 2023 09:35 PM (aBJcM)

348 I probably have owned 40plus vehicles. I guess vehicles are crack to me.

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2023 09:35 PM (Uv0D2)

349 339 334 So it sounds like the Dodges celebrating the "Sisters" is going over like a wet fart.

Probably lots of those around the sisters, what with the wear and tear.

Posted by: azjaeger at June 16, 2023 09:35 PM (3/XaG)

350 Just heard some righteous swearing from the bathroom ending with - I HATE BEING A GIRL!
Posted by: Tonypete

On the positive side, she knows she's a girl. Way ahead of the curve, today.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2023 09:36 PM (DgGvY)

351 >>> 194 Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_
"If you are anti-Catholic, you're anti-religion, you're anti-God, I got a problem with that"

A Jewish rabbi speaks in solidarity with the Catholics outside of Dodger Stadium. The crowd has exponentially grown in size and more people are still continuing to arrive:
https://tinyurl.com/5dvpdne2
20 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 08:36 PM (Vwz3I)

What will the trannies do if some Muslims show up too?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2023 09:36 PM (llON8)

352 You can get an alpaca in a Honda Fit. Not sure about a chupacabra.

You wouldn't want a chupacabra in there anyways, they suck.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 16, 2023 09:36 PM (Bd6X8)

353 Me, I have no desire for any of those Acura or Honda cars. Just little moderny sedans to me. But I get it, my dad didn't think anything of the 50s and 60s cars I liked. Had to be pre WW2 before it was interesting to him. It's generational.
Posted by: azjaeger

Grampa bought a new Ford once a decade. When I was a wee one, he had a car from the 30's, 40's and 50's just sitting in the lower field sleeping.

One day, some guy came with a couple of tow trucks and off they all went. Bummer. We used to read comic books in the back seats of those old cars.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:37 PM (ii9PI)

354 In English, when we say 'It is raining.', what is it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 08:39 PM (aD39U)
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Just a normal day in England.
Posted by: Ciampino -- antifa are cowards at June 16, 2023 09:21 PM (qfLjt)

------------

Yes, it's so common over there, they don't even have a word for it!
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2023 09:24 PM (cMXNt)


The English have 47 words for rain.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 09:37 PM (i5lJm)

355 Hunk?
The ettes always get crumbs.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2023 09:31 PM (NpAcC)

====/

Right?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 09:38 PM (LcBFM)

356 GM does suck BUT, I owned a Chevy Cavalier for almost 15 years and only had an issue at year 15. It was a tank. Solid and it just ran and ran. No major issue with it at all.

--

You are literally the first person I've ever heard praise the Cavalier, and I lived near the GM/Delphi factory in Decatur, Alabama. Those guys could buy that car for nothing, and many did just to drive back and forth to work. It was just accepted even among them that the car was utter crap.

I'm glad you had a good one.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 09:39 PM (SfD1B)

357 You can get an alpaca in a Honda Fit.

--

This should be in a name field.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 09:40 PM (SfD1B)

358 That reminds me...

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 09:40 PM (SfD1B)

359 I hope that stadium stays as empty as it is now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 09:41 PM (LcBFM)

360 Grampa bought a new Ford once a decade. When I was a wee one, he had a car from the 30's, 40's and 50's just sitting in the lower field sleeping.

One day, some guy came with a couple of tow trucks and off they all went. Bummer. We used to read comic books in the back seats of those old cars.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:37 PMMrs. E's GrandPa had every piece of rolling equipment he ever owned scattered across the hillside of a ranch in Eastern Colorado. I used to walk through that stuff and tell her "you know how rare that Cockshutt tractor is?'

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2023 09:41 PM (Uv0D2)

361 Hunk?
The ettes always get crumbs.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2023 09:31 PM (NpAcC)

====/

Right?!
Posted by: Jordan61

Here you go - Fred Garvin:

https://is.gd/ytxGQf

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:41 PM (ii9PI)

362 Ever notice how kangaroos have 'short' front legs, rather similar to some dinosaurs we know .... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - kangasaurus at June 16, 2023 09:41 PM (qfLjt)

363 Name field test

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 16, 2023 09:42 PM (SfD1B)

364 Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 09:23 PM (SfD1B)

Had a 2004 Cavalier that was the newest-for-us at the time car with only 24,000 miles on it when we bought it. Drove the heck out of that thing and only let it go a couple of years ago because it had developed a leak somewhere in the power steering. It did have its problems, but it was a good car for our family and a *great* car for the kids to learn to drive with.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 16, 2023 09:42 PM (nC+QA)

365 Here you go - Fred Garvin:

https://is.gd/ytxGQf
Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:41 PM (ii9PI)

=====

Gee, thanks. That's totes the male equivalent of JTM.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 09:43 PM (LcBFM)

366 We rented a minivan for the kid's move. It was a Chrysler Pacifica. Quite plush honestly. But instead of a stick to shift with it had a dial. O_o

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 16, 2023 09:43 PM (vHIgi)

367 Posted by: Lauren at June 16, 2023 09:23 PM (llON

Lauren! How are you doing nowadays?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 16, 2023 09:43 PM (nC+QA)

368 Ever notice how kangaroos have 'short' front legs, rather similar to some dinosaurs we know .... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - kangasaurus at June 16, 2023 09:41 PM (qfLjt)

Why aren't they....arms?

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2023 09:43 PM (AwYPR)

369 PMMrs. E's GrandPa had every piece of rolling equipment he ever owned scattered across the hillside of a ranch in Eastern Colorado. I used to walk through that stuff and tell her "you know how rare that Cockshutt tractor is?'
Posted by: Eromero


HA! I did score Grampa's 1939 Ford 9N tractor for a few years. I used it to mow. Some collector drove by one day and offered me stupid $$$ for it. And off she went.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:44 PM (ii9PI)

370 Ever notice how kangaroos have 'short' front legs, rather similar to some dinosaurs we know .... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - kangasaurus at June 16, 2023 09:41 PM (qfLjt)

Why aren't they....arms?
Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2023 09:43 PM (AwYPR)


I think Australia requires a small arms license.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 09:46 PM (i5lJm)

371 Here you go - Fred Garvin:

https://is.gd/ytxGQf
Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 09:41 PM (ii9PI)

=====

Gee, thanks. That's totes the male equivalent of JTM.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 09:43 PM (LcBFM)
********
My statement stands!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2023 09:46 PM (NpAcC)

372 bringing back oil rig guy for Jordan and redridinghood

https://tinyurl.com/4ek6y9zm

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 16, 2023 09:46 PM (aBJcM)

373 My freshman college roommate had a 1966 Dodge Dart. Silver/green with white vinyl seats. It was awesome.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2023 09:46 PM (U2p+3)

374 This turned into gearhead cafe.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 16, 2023 09:47 PM (s04AR)

375 I think Australia requires a small arms license.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 09:46 PM (i5lJm)

----------

Except for Grizzlies. They have the right to bear arms.

Two each.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 16, 2023 09:47 PM (s12c9)

376 @374: "This turned into gearhead cafe."

Not but anarchy when the horde refuses to follow the rules.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2023 09:49 PM (k1Qly)

377 They are now lining the sidewalks and have taken over the entire block:

https://tinyurl.com/5yy7uup4
45 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 16, 2023 08:56 PM (Vwz3I)
******
This makes me happy!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2023 09:50 PM (NpAcC)

378 https://tinyurl.com/4ek6y9zm
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 16, 2023 09:46 PM (aBJcM)
*******
Much better!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2023 09:52 PM (NpAcC)

379 Love to see those old rigs at a tractor pull, where somebody can yell,
"Nail your Cockshutt!"

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 16, 2023 09:52 PM (jYCXf)

380 FART Tubes foor Dad on Fathor's Day is be the best gift foor them. Comes on down to the Brattelboro Womins Reproductive Cinter and pick up some foor Dad !!! he bee loves thim and also he be saving the planit from Globill warming ats the sime time !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 16, 2023 09:53 PM (y9QBQ)

381 >>> 367 Posted by: Lauren at June 16, 2023 09:23 PM (llON

Lauren! How are you doing nowadays?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 16, 2023 09:43 PM (nC+QA)

Sorry, I forgot there was (had been??) a real Lauren here.... that was supposed to be Shelly Long's character from Outrageous Fortune.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2023 09:54 PM (llON8)

382 They forgot the need for bread AND circuses.

They're fucking with beer, baseball, football, and on and on.

They're taking away the circus from the populace. They fucked up.

Posted by: davidt at June 16, 2023 09:54 PM (SYTee)

383 bringing back oil rig guy for Jordan and redridinghood

https://tinyurl.com/4ek6y9zm
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 16, 2023 09:46 PM (aBJcM)

=====

That's more like it!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 09:55 PM (LcBFM)

384 They are now lining the sidewalks and have taken over the entire block:.
---

I don't get it. Where are the rocks and bottles, broken windows, screamed obcenities?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2023 09:56 PM (oeYLT)

385 The other day the judge in the boxes hoax ordered the Trump attorneys to get security clearances. Now, allegedly, the DoJ is refusing to refusing to provide said clearance:

https://tinyurl.com/3r3xd4pv

DoJ is going for getting the charges tossed so they can be refiled in a more friendly venue is what I'm guessing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 16, 2023 09:57 PM (Bd6X8)

386 So no pallets of bricks were delivered to the stadium?

Weird.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 16, 2023 09:58 PM (SfD1B)

387 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2023 09:54 PM (llON

Ah. Don't think I ever watched that. I'd been thinking of the 'Ette Lauren recently so was hopeful.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 16, 2023 10:00 PM (nC+QA)

388 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2023 09:54 PM (llON

Also, in that case how are the chickens doing?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 16, 2023 10:02 PM (nC+QA)

389 Lil Miss JTM swims nicely in her Ben Davis

Posted by: JEM at June 16, 2023 10:20 PM (8erNz)

390 EOD is a hard MOS to get into since it is culled from the cream of the engineer crop. Most of them are Sappers one of the harder of the "MOS Elite" schools from a technical standpoint, and the applied art aspects of what they do is taught to them by pretty stern and merit-based instructors.

Posted by: sven at June 16, 2023 10:44 PM (X0I7i)

391 Elephants. Awww 😘 thank you!

122. We were taught to take the first 'hit' as publicly as possible & then lay into the peratrators. While many years ago, and weaponry was rarely used, it was effective response.

Present day, bet the crowds at & near the stadium were filmed by drones for 'security purposes' & there would be a plan in place for pinging phones, GPS signals.

The demons were invited, disinvited, invited again which was time spent in planning for 'crowd control' especially as the stress on the gathering crowd will often by far more psychological than physical, initially. 'Security' is aware.

Posted by: L - very tired at June 17, 2023 12:06 AM (GshMh)

392 More than $15k can be earned online by performing straightforward tasks from home. In the previous month, I got $18376. Even a young child may do this job and make money because it is so simple to complete and has higher pay than typical office occupations. Everyone needs to try this task by using the information on this page. https://Getmoney012.blogspot.com

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