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Garth Brooks declared that he will serve Bud Light at the bar he owns in Nashville.

"I love diversity," he says, and no seriously, he said that.

Last week, Brooks told Billboard that his bar would be a safe space where "every brand of beer" would be sold, prompting more conversation on the topic. On Monday, Brooks addressed the media "stir," sharing that at the crux of his decision was staying true to himself.

"Diversity, inclusiveness: that's me! That's always been me," he said on his livestream "Inside Studio G."

"I get it, everybody's got their opinions. But inclusiveness is always going to be me. I think diversity is the answer to the problems that are here and the answer to the problems that are coming. So I love diversity. All-inclusive, so all are welcome. I understand that might not be other people's opinions, but that's OK, man. They have their opinions, they have their beliefs. I have mine," he added.

Garth Brooks further decided to call the boycotters, aka his former customers, "@ssholes."

In preparation for conservative backlash for supporting Bud Light, Brooks preemptively snapped at the response, saying, "Our thing is this, if you [are let] into this house, love one another. If you're an a**hole, there are plenty of other places on lower Broadway."

Brooks doubled down on his bar's inclusiveness standard, adding, "But inclusiveness is always going to be me. I think diversity is the answer to the problems that are here and the answer to the problems that are coming. So I love diversity.

Meanwhile, Activision (or "Activism") just cancelled a Call of Duty player who opined that gay and trans extremists should leave children alone.

And now they're attempting to sell DLC, or downloadable content -- add-on stuff they sell after the release of the main game to keep the pay pigs paying. But every time they post a tweet advertising their new crap, the tweet gets ratioed by people saying "Leave children alone."

So they have to keep deleting their advertising tweets.

Time Magazine declares that the demolished dam will be "Urkaine's Chernobyl."

Note that Ukraine already had Ukraine's Chernobyl. It was called "Chernobyl," as Chernobyl is infamously located in Ukraine.

And you'd have to be "journalist" to not know that or be so lazy as to not be assed to look it up.

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Now they're censoring The French Connection. I don't mean for TV airing; I mean, when you buy the movie, you'll now only be permitted to buy a censored version of the Academy-Award-winning procedural drama/thriller.

They censored The French Connection (1971), and everyone went along with it. Apple sold the censored version on iTunes. Furthermore, according to some reports, those who purchased the uncensored version on iTunes now own the censored version, which means Apple allowed them to go in and censor the uncensored versions people had already purchased.

The American Cinematheque's Aero Theater, an outlet dedicated to preserving classic movies, went along with it.

Turner Classic Movies, an outlet dedicated to preserving classic movies, went along with it.

Worst of all, Criterion, an outlet branded on preserving classics, went along with it.

Over the past week, starting with Hollywood Elsewhere, people have begun to complain. Still, none of the above outlets has apologized or said it was a mistake or that they will stop screening-renting-selling the vandalized version of a Best Picture winner.

But Ron DeSantis won't allow pornography in (government run, government-mandated) elementary school libraries!

Daniel Perry talks about the fear that he felt when "Michael Jackson impersonator" and lifelong felon Jordan Neely announced he was willing to kill everyone on the subway car he had just burst into. A car that included women and children.

A man came on, stumbled on, he appeared to be on drugs. The doors closed and he ripped his jacket off and threw it at the people sitting down to my left. I was listening to music at the time, and he was yelling so I took my headphones out to hear what he was yelling, and the three main threats that he repeated over and over was "I'm gonna kill you, I'm prepared to go to jail for life, and I'm willing to die."

You know, this was a scary situation, and, Mr. Neely came on, I'm 6'2″, and he was taller than me.

(...)

I was scared for myself, but I looked around, I saw women and children, he was yelling in their faces saying these threats. I couldn't just sit still.


Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley

While critics often speak hopefully of "Trump fatigue" among voters, prosecutors are dealing with a Justice fatigue. A new poll shows that less than a majority of citizens believe Trump was correctly charged...

Here's that column.


While critics often speak hopefully of "Trump fatigue" among voters, prosecutors are dealing with a Justice fatigue. A new poll shows that less than a majority of citizens believe Trump was correctly charged. An ABC/Ipsos poll found that 48% of Americans think Trump was rightfully charged while 35% do not think he should have been indicted. Another 17% was unsure. Prosecutors were likely hoping for more than a plurality given the details of the indictment. Worse yet, according to the poll, 47% of Americans think the charges against Trump are politically motivated. These polls indicate that Smith is not exactly singing to an empty room . . . but it is far from full.

However, most of the column is about how tough this will be for Trump to beat. Turley says the political case for Trump is a lot stronger than the legal case.


A few good videos here. Make sure you watch the antifa demon at around 5:55.

Just posted: New Tucker Carlson monologue. I assume it's about the Trump arraignment.

Posted by: Ace at 06:33 PM




Comments

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1 Tucker Ep. 3 just dropped.

Posted by: Grape Juice Plus at June 13, 2023 06:33 PM (ufJfM)

2 thanks Grape Juice Plus.

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2023 06:34 PM (KRtlO)

3 Garth Brooks has always been a leftist. He's just been quiet about it so he would have a fake ass pop country career.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 13, 2023 06:35 PM (xcxpd)

4 Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee · 1h
Amazon just locked a man out of his smart home for a week because a delivery driver reported him as a racist after mishearing something from the doorbell – the guy wasn’t even at home

[see sock link]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 13, 2023 06:35 PM (Vwz3I)

5 Garth Brooks declared that he will serve Bud Light at the bar he owns in Nashville.

"I love diversity," he says, and no seriously, he said that.


That sounds like Garth Brooks alright.

Posted by: Chris Gaines at June 13, 2023 06:36 PM (ppBhU)

6 "It wasn't me who said that diversity crap, it was Chris Gaines!"

-- Garth Brooks next week after his Spotify downloads crater.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at June 13, 2023 06:37 PM (Y0InX)

7 Who cares if the guy even did say something racist. That's no justification for a corporation to lock him out of his house.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 13, 2023 06:37 PM (xPl2J)

8 The Garth Brooks demographic is fag hags, trannies and awfuls?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 13, 2023 06:38 PM (2YtOq)

9 I don't love The French Connection,but I am glad I got it on Blu-ray years ago now.

Posted by: Bete at June 13, 2023 06:38 PM (BRhwL)

10 Garth may offer Bud Light at the bar.

Whether or not he serves it remains to be seen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2023 06:38 PM (Y7Jul)

11 TCM showed Blazing Saddles a few days ago. I wonder if it got the French Connection treatment?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2023 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

12 HickHop

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2023 06:39 PM (+Wcyp)

13 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 13, 2023 06:39 PM (T4tVD)

14 Kids are saying please just teach us math.

Posted by: huerfano at June 13, 2023 06:39 PM (7zEAH)

15 Jack Poso @JackPosobiec · 1h
BREAKING: LITTLE HAVANA IS STANDING UP FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP!
https://tinyurl.com/bp6psddx

BREAKING: MASVIDAL JUST SHOWED UP TO DEFEND TRUMP

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 13, 2023 06:39 PM (Vwz3I)

16 If you see a rumor that the White House gift shop is selling commemorative coins for the Trump indictment, it's sorta bullshit.

Turns out "White House Gift Shop" is just the name of a company and not part of the actual government, kinda like "The Franklin Mint" isn't really a government organization.

So, like, calm down.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 13, 2023 06:40 PM (iKBwy)

17
Brooks told Billboard that his bar would be a safe space where "every brand of beer" would be sold

"Every" is a whole lot of brands of beer. Just how big is his place?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2023 06:40 PM (63Dwl)

18 Tucker 3 is up. Not a happy camper.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 13, 2023 06:40 PM (yKRdh)

19 The Columbia Bugle @ColumbiaBugle
Fake News Jake Tapper Having A Meltdown Watching Footage Of President Trump At Miami Cafe

“The folks in the control room, I don’t need to see anymore of that.”

https://tinyurl.com/2p98un3r
1:04 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 13, 2023 06:40 PM (Vwz3I)

20 I wonder how many one-eye pics Garth has been forced to pose for.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 13, 2023 06:41 PM (iKBwy)

21 Chernobyl happened in the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic. Arguably a different polity than the republic of Ukraine.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2023 06:41 PM (RIvkX)

22 You mean Ben Franklin has nothing to do with the mint?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2023 06:41 PM (63Dwl)

23 Someone was asking about the autopsy report for the Nashville shooter.
It is at TownHall.com in a column by Mia Cathell

The final insult? The coroner drew the wounds on a female template. The reason why?
The shooter was an intact female. Nothing altered.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2023 06:42 PM (MeG8a)

24 >>Now they're censoring The French Connection. I don't mean for TV airing; I mean, when you buy the movie, you'll now only be permitted to buy a censored version of the Academy-Award-winning procedural drama/thriller.

First they came for Deckards narration and I said nothing...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 13, 2023 06:43 PM (up/3i)

25 @21 uh, no. But thanks for playing.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 13, 2023 06:43 PM (oWBc3)

26 I posted before that I never got the Garth Brook phenomenon. Dude was a country music god. And was always a lefty asshole.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2023 06:43 PM (YKqKD)

27 I'll bet Garth sells Bud Light for $12 a can.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2023 06:43 PM (MeG8a)

28 Tucker Carlson on twitter link

https://tinyurl.com/yc3adp7z

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 13, 2023 06:44 PM (Ayynh)

29 Geography is geography.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 13, 2023 06:44 PM (oWBc3)

30 Garth Brooks is the Knickleback of Limp Biscuits.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 13, 2023 06:45 PM (up/3i)

31 I remember how proud Garth Brooks was that his half sister was a loud and proud bull dyke when she played bass in his shitty band.

She’s dead now I think.

Fuck him and her.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 13, 2023 06:45 PM (R/m4+)

32 Look at the price of a 24 pack of ButtLight at Walmart.

Darth Brooks seize free beer as pure profit.

Mr. Brooks doesn't care if the people he sells to look and smell funky, he just wants to kill you:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780571/

Posted by: Marooned at June 13, 2023 06:45 PM (kt8QE)

33 I'd be disappointed if Dwight Yoakam said something like this but I've never intentionally listened to a Garth Brooks song.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2023 06:45 PM (YKqKD)

34 Old fat millionaire poseur says what?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2023 06:47 PM (oINRc)

35 Let's see who can guess the idiom....


I'd trade for more men like that subway marine for internet whores posing on Instagram.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2023 06:47 PM (Y7Jul)

36 >>> 20 I wonder how many one-eye pics Garth has been forced to pose for.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 13, 2023 06:41 PM (iKBwy)

Probably not the only thing they made him do.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2023 06:47 PM (llON8)

37 Someone was asking about the autopsy report for the Nashville shooter.
It is at TownHall.com in a column by Mia Cathell

The final insult? The coroner drew the wounds on a female template. The reason why?
The shooter was an intact female. Nothing altered.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

That 'bullet augmentation' procedure was a killer though.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 13, 2023 06:48 PM (05Q08)

38 No, you don't understand- $1.78 for the whole pallet...

Posted by: Wal-mart at June 13, 2023 06:48 PM (08CnU)

39 >>> 10 Garth may offer Bud Light at the bar.

Whether or not he serves it remains to be seen.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2023 06:38 PM (Y7Jul)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 13, 2023 06:48 PM (llON8)

40 Garth Brooks has been a left of center prick for decades.
No surprise there.

So the coroner has ruled that the homeless druggie died of a choke hold.
Personally, I'd want a 2nd opinion.
Unfortunately he will probably have no luck finding a coroner willing to do the autopsy let alone come to different ruling based on the evidence.
You saw what happened when the coroner in the George Floyd case dared to disagree with the race hustlers.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at June 13, 2023 06:49 PM (r7v6X)

41 So Brooks owns a gay bar? Or at least will shortly will own a gay bar,

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2023 06:50 PM (YKqKD)

42 She’s dead now I think.

Fuck him and her.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Whoa there Pardner! I don't have many standards but. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 13, 2023 06:50 PM (05Q08)

43 Just sitting still takes chicken discipline.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 13, 2023 06:50 PM (AoBS7)

44 The following is copied entirely from my late comment from the previous thread:

Apparently, the Tony Awards already happened this year.

I know everyone here gave up on Broadway long ago, if you were even slightly interested to begin with, but man, must Aaron Sorkin make every play or musical worse? I realize that To Kill a Mockingbird and Camelot are liberal comfort food. They aren't nearly great as their reputation, but the originals are at least tolerable. I just saw clips of the recording session of the new cast of Camelot, and it turns out, now Arthur and Guinivere actually hate each other from the start.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 13, 2023 06:50 PM (BHrzb)

45 WinCo had 12 packs of Troy aikmans elite 8 beer for $1.20 a twelve pack. Hell I bought a pack. Was just a bud light clone in not so fancy packaging. It tasted like 10 cent beer so I guess I got a deal

Posted by: FortWorthMike at June 13, 2023 06:51 PM (wbIlJ)

46 I'd be checking the 'best by' date on that beer

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2023 06:52 PM (kpFrr)

47 And all he had to do was shut up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2023 06:52 PM (h3tqt)

48 Bad news, everyone. Time Magazine says tequila is bad for Gaia. The idea is that because tequila can be made from blue agave grown in only five Mexican states by law, Jose and Juan must drive their trucks greater distances. Hunter's private jet is just fine but Jose and Juan are committing genocide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 13, 2023 06:52 PM (FVME7)

49 Hope no one takes up Garth's offer

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2023 06:52 PM (xhxe8)

50 Garth Brooks declared that he will serve Bud Light at the bar he owns in Nashville.

Well, in the bathrooms. It makes a good butt-douche.

Posted by: Garth at June 13, 2023 06:52 PM (08CnU)

51 Where was it, Delaware, Maryland? Muslim families with their kids doing a tapdance on rainbow flags in protest of having alphabet assholes raised up to venerate?

It made the news and some local officials got all huffy and pissed, calling them hateful bigots, and worse, until . . .

. . . someone realized they are muslims.

So then came the apology.

So now it's greenlighted that if your faith says hey no gay, it's OK?

Chant it with me. Hey! No Gay! It's OK!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 13, 2023 06:53 PM (4ZE6o)

52 Garth's next song- I love butt chugging Bud Weiser.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at June 13, 2023 06:53 PM (r7v6X)

53 His daughter will stop by, she's a freak

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2023 06:54 PM (xhxe8)

54 Garth Brooks declared that he will serve Bud Light at the bar he owns in Nashville.

"I love diversity," he says, and no seriously, he said that.

Last week, Brooks told Billboard that his bar would be a safe space where "every brand of beer" would be sold, prompting more conversation on the topic. On Monday, Brooks addressed the media "stir," sharing that at the crux of his decision was staying true to himself.



Wish I had the money.
I'd start brewing beer and call it 88. HH Beer.
Go ahead Garth. Stock it. I dare you.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2023 06:54 PM (gFoGk)

55 My response to Garth Gaines:

https://youtu.be/imNRmIujsPk

Posted by: Bert G at June 13, 2023 06:54 PM (VARTN)

56 Shameless was the only song I ever I liked by him and I think Billy Joel wrote it.
If I want to listen to country music I'll listen to Jim Lauderdale or Raul Malo.

Posted by: Glenn John at June 13, 2023 06:55 PM (RilAR)

57 And the mincing queen in that last vid actually gets it.

"This is not equality. This is privilege. And nobody in their right mind should want it."

Nice going Garth. A borderline flamboyant homosexual with a thick lisp, who is obviously a city boy with a city life, shares more in common with your country music audience than you do.

Who's the "asshole" here? Who's shoving their shitty politics on your fans? It's not him. Congratulations on being a nasty, elitist, gazillionaire prick. Stay in Hollywood where you belong, you preachy fuckface.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2023 06:55 PM (oINRc)

58 Garth Brooks declared that he will serve Bud Light at the bar he owns in Nashville.

Well, in the bathrooms. It makes a good butt-douche.
Posted by: Garth

I prefer champaign, but you do you.

Posted by: Steve Kroft, bottoms up at June 13, 2023 06:55 PM (h3tqt)

59 Garth Brooks has a huge following in country music and, I would say, deservedly so: I've never thought of him as the genre's best singer, but he's a great entertainer, and a lot of his songs are enjoyable/moving.

But there are songs--old ones, too--where his views definitely come across. "We Shall Be Free" is the most obvious one I can think of, if you pay attention to the lyrics.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 13, 2023 06:56 PM (m9hmt)

60 >>Now they're censoring The French Connection. I don't mean for TV airing; I mean, when you buy the movie, you'll now only be permitted to buy a censored version of the Academy-Award-winning procedural drama/thriller.


Wait until you get a load of the 'augmentation' they have in tghe pipeline.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 13, 2023 06:56 PM (ga8qR)

61 Garf Brooks is a pudgy fag. I never liked him.

I am sick to death of this woke shite. Not one thing anymore makes a damn bit of sense.

The HR crowd at my office did a Sodomy Month post on our teams site. They want us to celebrate it, or some shit. Thankfully they did not go so far as to have us declare pronouns or put a rainbow flag on our e-mails, but the company's founders would never have let this shit happen. Alas, one passed away, the other retired at 50 to wander America while it still exists.

One reason I love this company so much is their motto (until recently) was "work hard, play hard." And HR consisted of "don't piss off Angela."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Totes Intelleckshul and Stuff at June 13, 2023 06:56 PM (T/Lqj)

62 Is a best by date on a 10 cent can of beer really relevant?

Posted by: FortWorthMike at June 13, 2023 06:57 PM (wbIlJ)

63 Hate has no home here or customers

Posted by: Garth Brook's Bar at June 13, 2023 06:57 PM (YKqKD)

64 43 Just sitting still takes chicken discipline.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 13, 2023 06:50 PM (AoBS7)

To stand and be still
To the Birkenhead Drill
Is a damned tough
Bullet to chew.

Soldier an' Sailor, Too
Kipling

Posted by: Fox2! at June 13, 2023 06:58 PM (fcvJg)

65 YD, have I told you lately how much I enjoy your comments? You take the hide right to the bone.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2023 06:59 PM (kpFrr)

66 When I gets me one of dem bars it's gay suck suck every night, and I'll lead the way.

#RoughRider

Posted by: Chris Gaines at June 13, 2023 06:59 PM (lm3XL)

67 I got friends in low places. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Garth at June 13, 2023 06:59 PM (Xrfse)

68 Appetizer for the cafe. The silky anteater.

https://tinyurl.com/2pcbw66t

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 13, 2023 06:59 PM (FVME7)

69 What did they censor in The French Connection?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 13, 2023 07:00 PM (vHIgi)

70 Garth Brooks is the Springsteen of country music. Can't stand neither of them or understand the love they get.

Posted by: Garth Brook's Bar at June 13, 2023 07:00 PM (YKqKD)

71 Joe Biden has appointed Veep Kamala Harris to head up the gun control movement.

Its all over folks, we just won the 2nd amendment battle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA3lDwEfS9A

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 13, 2023 07:00 PM (CecP5)

72 How's that tour going, Garth?

https://tinyurl.com/3txv6nud

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 13, 2023 07:01 PM (Bd6X8)

73 What did they censor in The French Connection?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 13, 2023 07:00 PM (vHIgi)

The N word.

Posted by: Garth Brook's Bar at June 13, 2023 07:01 PM (YKqKD)

74
Who's the "asshole" here? Who's shoving their shitty politics on your fans? It's not him. Congratulations on being a nasty, elitist, gazillionaire prick. Stay in Hollywood where you belong, you preachy fuckface.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2023 06:55 PM (oINRc)

He's always been a horndog cheating asshole. His first wife, who had his children, put up with him sleeping with every groupie on the road, for far longer than she should have. Then he dumped her for Trisha Yearwood. I hope this business venture drains them of all their combined revenue. Couldn't happen to more deserving people.

Posted by: Moki at June 13, 2023 07:01 PM (JrN/x)

75 I got friends in low places. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Garth

Shouldn't that be "I got friends in bottom places"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 13, 2023 07:01 PM (FVME7)

76 >>>Garth Brooks declared that he will serve Bud Light at the bar he owns in Nashville.

"I love diversity," he says, and no seriously, he said that.

No surprise. Garth Brooks is a closeted fag. In addition to being naturally sympathetic towards the tranny demo, he better toe the line lest they out him.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 13, 2023 07:01 PM (klJTj)

77 I got friends in low places. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Garth at June 13, 2023 06:59 PM (Xrfse)

I've always had a notion to do a parody called "I've Got Friends in Dark Places." But I'm lazy, and not musically inclined. Type O Negative would have done a great job with this idea. Drop it to a minor key, and punch it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Totes Intelleckshul and Stuff at June 13, 2023 07:02 PM (T/Lqj)

78 U no I cuda bin firs ifn I hadn red da pos

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 13, 2023 07:02 PM (vHIgi)

79 What did they censor in The French Connection?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 13, 2023 07:00 PM (vHIgi)

The N word.
Posted by: Garth Brook's Bar

Newark?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 13, 2023 07:02 PM (FVME7)

80 Turns out "White House Gift Shop" is just the name of a company and not part of the actual government, kinda like "The Franklin Mint" isn't really a government organization.

So, like, calm down.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

Wait.
So are you saying the Obama Butt Plug collection hasn't been proof tested by the President himself?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 13, 2023 07:02 PM (ga8qR)

81 Time Magazine says tequila is bad for Gaia. The idea is that because tequila can be made from blue agave grown in only five Mexican states by law, Jose and Juan must drive their trucks greater distances. Hunter's private jet is just fine but Jose and Juan are committing genocide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 13, 2023 06:52 PM (FVME7)

Hey, Time, where's my Ice Age you predicted back in 1974??

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1663607/posts

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 13, 2023 07:03 PM (Zvtjl)

82 Brooks and Springsteen should fight to death in a cage. Dip their guitars in epoxy and roll in glass shards. And PPV.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2023 07:03 PM (h3tqt)

83 She's been put in charge of taking away our 2nd Amendment right?
That's a lot to swallow.

I see you aren't worried, though.
Are you saying Kamala will blow the war on tge 2nd Amendment?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at June 13, 2023 07:03 PM (r7v6X)

84 What did they censor in The French Connection?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 13, 2023 07:00 PM (vHIgi)

The N word.
Posted by: Garth Brook's Bar

Newark?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 13, 2023 07:02 PM (FVME7)


I mean, Newark is pretty offensive.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 13, 2023 07:03 PM (m9hmt)

85 Who cares if the guy even did say something racist. That's no justification for a corporation to lock him out of his house.
Posted by: Mark1971

= =

LOLGF

Posted by: Amazon at June 13, 2023 07:04 PM (AD14M)

86 I alway thought Garth was a fag.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

87 Do we have any (R)s organizing a general strike against this lawlessness?

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 13, 2023 07:04 PM (etIVw)

88 "So I love diversity. All-inclusive, so all are welcome."
G. Brooks

Liar! Diversity of opinion you do not allow. All-inclusive, as long as you parrot the narrative. All are welcome, as long as you have no dissenting opinion. I heard about some guy who owns a bar in Indiana, maybe, that told his customers to get out if they said anything disparaging. And followed that up with All Are Welcome.

And they honestly believe what they spout.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 13, 2023 07:04 PM (iyVGU)

89 The liquor store I frequent (far too often) has no Bud Light that I've seen. Lots of Modelo, Miller and all the local brews. The owner is a cool gent, and I bet he would fit right in with the Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Totes Intelleckshul and Stuff at June 13, 2023 07:04 PM (T/Lqj)

90 What did they censor in The French Connection?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 13, 2023 07:00 PM (vHIgi)

The N word.
Posted by: Garth Brook's Bar

Newark?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 13, 2023 07:02 PM (FVME7)

Ni

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 13, 2023 07:04 PM (Zvtjl)

91 I saw Justice Fatigue open for Joy Division in a Manchester pub in '77

Posted by: Hands at June 13, 2023 07:05 PM (786Ro)

92 Newark?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 13, 2023 07:02 PM (FVME7)



Close enough.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 13, 2023 07:05 PM (ZSK0i)

93 Starbucks yanked all their rainbow merch from their stores, I haven't heard why yet. Maybe it wasn't queer enough for them

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2023 07:05 PM (0hOvj)

94 I got a new song comin' out - Brokeback Nashville.

Posted by: Garth at June 13, 2023 07:05 PM (Xrfse)

95 Garth Brooks should have plenty of Trans Light to sell in his empty bar...

The Chernobyl Tweet proves one thing, if its not within five miles or twenty miles were the 'Elite' turkey baster lives it doesn't matter to them except as a prop. I hope the Twit who Tweeted that goes into meltdown.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2023 07:05 PM (F8pUa)

96 "Note that Ukraine already had Ukraine's Chernobyl. It was called "Chernobyl,"


ooh...awkward.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2023 07:06 PM (iziT8)

97 "...organizing a general strike..."

It's impossible for me to work less than I already am. Don't have to, don't want to, you can't make me!

LOL

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2023 07:06 PM (MeG8a)

98 Camden <<<< Newark

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 13, 2023 07:07 PM (vHIgi)

99 Kumala's going have to have someone tell her what the 2nd amendment is.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2023 07:07 PM (kpFrr)

100
GUY WITH RING COMES HOME: "Alexa, what are my notifications?"

ALEXA: "One new notification: We just sold your hose to Black Rock. You're fucked, hater!"

Posted by: Hands at June 13, 2023 07:07 PM (786Ro)

101 Oregon's governor saw that story about Target's bomb threat and decided to use the same tactic.

She says, "It's incredibly disheartening that a drag queen book-reading event at Tigard Public Library was cancelled due to threats of violence.

Everyone deserves a safe & inclusive community.

We must stand together against this hate & intolerance."

https://tinyurl.com/5eds4yet

Of course she doesn't tell you the threats came from an AntiFa group who planned to attack people who were going to do a peaceful sit in to protest the drag queen story hour.

https://tinyurl.com/5frv8ymu

Posted by: bonhomme at June 13, 2023 07:07 PM (V1QHJ)

102 Which one is Garth Brooks?

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2023 07:07 PM (iziT8)

103 Are you saying Kamala will blow the war on the 2nd Amendment?

Like a $2 crack ho.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 13, 2023 07:07 PM (CecP5)

104 Chick til a of all companies has decided to wade into the muck and has hired a DEI officer….countdown to Sunday opening inevitable?

Posted by: AmyRey at June 13, 2023 07:07 PM (K4FOQ)

105 See ya, Garth.

Posted by: LASue at June 13, 2023 07:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

106 he's been put in charge of taking away our 2nd Amendment right?
That's a lot to swallow.

I see you aren't worried, though.
Are you saying Kamala will blow the war on tge 2nd Amendment?

----
She'll do great just like she did with the border!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 13, 2023 07:09 PM (UUBmN)

107 You see Okeefe being assaulted/fondled/insulted by DHS?

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/sta
tus/1668675678051377169

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 13, 2023 07:09 PM (PHmUL)

108 The sheriff is near!

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at June 13, 2023 07:09 PM (R/m4+)

109 As for The French Connection, yet another reason to own physical copies

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2023 07:09 PM (F8pUa)

110 Garth Brooks is a weapons-grade twatwaffle.

Who cares. I'd rather go to John Rich's bar if I have to go drink on Broadway with thousands of Woo Girls on their bachelorette parties.

Better to just skip Nashville altogether. Not much country music worth a damn has come out of there in decades.

Posted by: ballistic at June 13, 2023 07:09 PM (oXNqT)

111 Brooks should have been cancelled by his audience when he went Chris Gaines. Some clever songs, good entertainer but basically the Taylor Swift of his generation.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 13, 2023 07:10 PM (oWBc3)

112 93 Starbucks yanked all their rainbow merch from their stores, I haven't heard why yet. Maybe it wasn't queer enough for them
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2023 07:05 PM (0hOvj)
----
Would be nice for a big company to try on being apolitical, when it comes to their product, for size.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 13, 2023 07:10 PM (ssESX)

113 103 Are you saying Kamala will blow the war on the 2nd Amendment?

Like a $2 crack ho.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 13, 2023 07:07 PM

GULP!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at June 13, 2023 07:10 PM (r7v6X)

114 Which one is Garth Brooks?
--

He's the one that looks like Chris Gaines and doesn't sound like country.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 13, 2023 07:10 PM (etIVw)

115 Watch Tucker's video if you get a chance.

He pinpoints the EXACT moment the Deep State decided to take out Trump.

His conclusion is on point as well, regardless of how anyone here feels personally about Trump.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 13, 2023 07:10 PM (BpYfr)

116 Just watched Tucker Carlson's new video on Twitter.

Sublime!

Need a cigarette.

Posted by: DaisyB at June 13, 2023 07:10 PM (AbL8c)

117 Too bad Garth decided anyone cares what he thinks. I hope his business tanks and his next concert is poorly attended.


Whatever. I'll not go see him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2023 07:11 PM (iNLjp)

118 Garth now owns a gay bar.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 13, 2023 07:12 PM (N5Ax4)

119 Maybe the Chick-with-a-Dick army will start torching Starbucks shops.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2023 07:12 PM (h3tqt)

120 Garth Brokeback Brooks

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 13, 2023 07:12 PM (NtVYv)

121 104 Chick til a of all companies has decided to wade into the muck and has hired a DEI officer….countdown to Sunday opening inevitable?
Posted by: AmyRey at June 13, 2023 07:07 PM (K4FOQ)
----
As usual, the kids or grandkids of the founders of iconic companies usually end up taking over and subsequently ruining them.

CFA is no different. I knew Truitt Cathy's kids many years ago, and they are as bug-fuck stupid as any other scion of extremely wealthy and successful business owner you'd ever meet.

Posted by: ballistic at June 13, 2023 07:12 PM (oXNqT)

122 The military industrial complex has prospered as predicted.

Posted by: fr at June 13, 2023 07:12 PM (iayUP)

123 93 Starbucks yanked all their rainbow merch from their stores, I haven't heard why yet. Maybe it wasn't queer enough for them
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2023 07:05 PM (0h

Not true

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2023 07:12 PM (bs+z0)

124 Feelin' like sportin' some assless chaps this evenin'.

Posted by: Garth at June 13, 2023 07:13 PM (Xrfse)

125 I mean, technically, Chernobyl was considered USSR's disaster.

But comparing a flood to Chernobyl is just hyperbole. Chernobyl was singular. If the flood is comparable, than what the hell, we have 5 or 10 every year around the world.(cLImaTe cHAngE!)

Also notable, the people who claim Ukraine was always a separate country had no idea it existed prior to a few months ago.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 13, 2023 07:13 PM (PHmUL)

126 I have heard Imus' Friends with White Faces a hundred times. Finally, yesterday, I heard the original. Geesh did that sound contrived.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 13, 2023 07:13 PM (Eeb9P)

127 When I was at BYU, all of the farm kids I met hated Garth Brooks. They all said he was fake. I remember one kid was really offended that Brooks ironed a crease into his jeans.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 13, 2023 07:13 PM (V1QHJ)

128 11 TCM showed Blazing Saddles a few days ago. I wonder if it got the French Connection treatment?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2023 06:38 PM (63Dwl)


I didn't watch that TCM showing, but I did watch "Dirty Dozen" on TCM very recently and the n-word was in. In the line by Telly Savalas asking Lee Marvin, "Sir, do we have to eat with n_____s?"

Posted by: Gref at June 13, 2023 07:13 PM (AMIL/)

129 The Criterion Collection is proud to announce its release of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. A young woman brings her fiance home to meet the parents. Everyone is happy. The end.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 13, 2023 07:14 PM (3vCGB)

130 Sheila Jackson Lee explains the need for an AR-15 ban.


Chris McNutt 🇺🇸
@McNuttForTexas
“I’ve held an AR-15 in my hand, I wish I hadn’t, It is as heavy as 10 boxes that you might be moving and the bullet that is utilized, a .50 caliber, these kinds of bullets, need to be licensed and do not need to be on the street.”

She explains pistol braces.

https://tinyurl.com/6t5ytta9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 13, 2023 07:14 PM (FVME7)

131 CrimeSpeak, CrimeThought…. CrimeAllusion, CrimeNuance..

Posted by: tubal at June 13, 2023 07:14 PM (PCK5/)

132 In preparation for conservative backlash for supporting Bud Light, Brooks preemptively snapped at the response, saying, "Our thing is this, if you [are let] into this house, love one another. If you're an a**hole, there are plenty of other places on lower Broadway."

Brooks doubled down on his bar's inclusiveness standard, adding, "But inclusiveness is always going to be me. I think diversity is the answer to the problems that are here and the answer to the problems that are coming. So I love diversity.

--

Notice what he's saying here.

People don't care about The Gay, or cross-dressers, or dog-shaped BDSM costumes. The problem is what they're doing to kids.

And he's saying celebrate diversity.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 13, 2023 07:15 PM (etIVw)

133 The Biden Presidency is America's Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Splunge at June 13, 2023 07:15 PM (vbRVv)

134 Protester in prison costume detained after rushing Trump’s motorcade outside Miami courthouse

https://tinyurl.com/2p94363u

Posted by: redridinghood at June 13, 2023 07:15 PM (NpAcC)

135 Now do "Roots"

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2023 07:15 PM (kpFrr)

136 Sheila Jackson Lee explains

I put the brakes on right there.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 13, 2023 07:16 PM (Xrfse)

137 Tucker brings it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 13, 2023 07:17 PM (ufFY8)

138 SJL is Yale Law.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2023 07:17 PM (h3tqt)

139 If you even “ think” certain words…

Posted by: tubal at June 13, 2023 07:17 PM (PCK5/)

140 What did they censor in The French Connection?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 13, 2023 07:00 PM (vHIgi)

The N word.
Posted by: Garth Brook's Bar

Newark?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 13, 2023 07:02 PM (FVME7)

Ni


I can see why they censored that, you have be knighted to say it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 13, 2023 07:17 PM (Bd6X8)

141 Joe Biden has appointed Veep Kamala Harris to head up the gun control movement.

Its all over folks, we just won the 2nd amendment battle.

8**
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 13, 2023 07:00 PM (CecP5


No doubt she "will be unfettered in the future by the past and will have great hope that we shall all move forward into that future.... together. And Unfettered.

Posted by: LASue at June 13, 2023 07:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

142 Hank Johnson is Harvard Law.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2023 07:17 PM (h3tqt)

143 Protester in prison costume detained after rushing Trump’s motorcade outside Miami courthouse

He was dressing for the job he wanted.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 13, 2023 07:17 PM (Bd6X8)

144 The French Connection was hugely influential in changing portrayals of police in film and especially TV. So it's hard to see it fresh like when it came out.

Popeye Doyle wasn't a perfect guy, and his use of the n word was totally in character for his time.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 13, 2023 07:18 PM (RqMSv)

145 SJL is Yale Law.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2023 07:17 PM (h3tqt)


Ummm, hmmmm. This is what results from racial quotas and no curve.

Posted by: LASue at June 13, 2023 07:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

146 Chick til a of all companies has decided to wade into the muck and has hired a DEI officer….countdown to Sunday opening inevitable?
Posted by: AmyRey at June 13, 2023 07:07 PM (K4FOQ)

You’re late to the party. They betrayed conservatives and Christians a few years ago and just shortly after saving their butt with a buycott.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2023 07:19 PM (MNhXM)

147 You won’t hear the original “ Money for Nothing” song on Sirius anymore… ditto now for “ Hit Me with Your Best Shot” now…

Posted by: tubal at June 13, 2023 07:20 PM (PCK5/)

148 "The Biden Presidency is America's Pearl Harbor."

Forget it. He's rolling.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2023 07:20 PM (iziT8)

149 wow

Tucker's latest

wow

Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 13, 2023 07:20 PM (w0NJk)

150 I remember one kid was really offended that Brooks ironed a crease into his jeans.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 13, 2023 07:13 PM (V1QHJ)
........

I hope he slapped that hot iron to his old man balls.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2023 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

151 "I love diversity. I love when a girthy, veiny, throbbing diverse penis is used to slap the cowboy hat right off my enormous hydroencephaloid head."

Posted by: Garth Brooks, Probably at June 13, 2023 07:20 PM (ppBhU)

152 Whether Waylon actually said it, the quote is golden and worth repeating.

"Garth Brooks did for country music what pantyhose did for finger f---ing."

Posted by: Bubba at June 13, 2023 07:21 PM (4ZLnC)

153 That protestor in the prisoner costume will spend more time in jail than Trump.
The irony...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at June 13, 2023 07:21 PM (r7v6X)

154 SJL is Yale Law.

--

Yep.

Top 1% of class white guy? Lucky to get a partial academic scholarship to a 3rd rate state school.

Black chick from Atlanta who can read? Yale law.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 13, 2023 07:21 PM (etIVw)

155 remember one kid was really offended that Brooks ironed a crease into his jeans.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 13, 2023 07:13 PM (V1QHJ)

Him and George Will

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2023 07:21 PM (MNhXM)

156 135 Now do "Roots"

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2023 07:15 PM (kpFrr)


I am amazed the Democrats haven't forced one or more broadcast and cable channels to re-run "Roots." I am certain positive it would be an excuse for Saint George Floyd Mostly Peaceful Demonstrations across the country. Maybe the Dems are saving that for fall 2024, close to the election.

(waves hi to Ben Had)

Posted by: Gref at June 13, 2023 07:21 PM (AMIL/)

157 > Popeye Doyle wasn't a perfect guy, and his use of the n word was totally in character for his time.

How many times has Gene Hackman said the forbidden word on film? I remember he says it in The Chamber, a Grisham adaptation.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 13, 2023 07:22 PM (V1QHJ)

158 My son works for a major grocery realtor in the Midwest. According to him, Budweiser now refuses to issue vendor credits. What this means is, retailers cannot return unsold product for credit against future purchases.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 13, 2023 07:22 PM (9yUzE)

159 128 11 TCM showed Blazing Saddles a few days ago. I wonder if it got the French Connection treatment?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2023 06:38 PM (63Dwl)


I didn't watch that TCM showing, but I did watch "Dirty Dozen" on TCM very recently and the n-word was in. In the line by Telly Savalas asking Lee Marvin, "Sir, do we have to eat with n_____s?"
Posted by: Gref at June 13, 2023 07:13 PM (AMIL/)
----
Wasn't it the Spanish word for Black? If so, that's still allowed to remain, for now.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 13, 2023 07:22 PM (ssESX)

160 157 > Popeye Doyle wasn't a perfect guy, and his use of the n word was totally in character for his time.

How many times has Gene Hackman said the forbidden word on film? I remember he says it in The Chamber, a Grisham adaptation.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 13, 2023 07:22 PM (V1QHJ)

He obviously needs to be made to grovel…

Posted by: tubal at June 13, 2023 07:23 PM (PCK5/)

161 Just watched Tucker. Good episode.

Posted by: WisRich at June 13, 2023 07:23 PM (qKfc+)

162 I thought only blacks were permitted to say the most dangerous word on the face of the planet.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 13, 2023 07:23 PM (iyWGx)

163
Starbucks yanked all their rainbow merch from their stores, I haven't heard why yet. Maybe it wasn't queer enough for them
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Someone on an earlier thead disputed that claim.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2023 07:23 PM (63Dwl)

164 Popeye Doyle wasn't a perfect guy, and his use of the n word was totally in character for his time.

--

Imagine if someone's tender ears were to walk down the street or turn on popular music or attend a sporting event and hear that.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 13, 2023 07:23 PM (etIVw)

165 You won’t hear the original “ Money for Nothing” song on Sirius anymore… ditto now for “ Hit Me with Your Best Shot” now…
Posted by: tubal at June 13, 2023 07:20 PM (PCK5/)

I was heading out a few weeks ago around 0520 when “Money For Fags” came on the XM raydio.

The line “The little faggot” was still left in.

I smiled.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 13, 2023 07:23 PM (R/m4+)

166 I think Blazing Saddles has been, shall we say, "modified" for broadcast or streaming tv.
The audio track, I mean.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2023 07:24 PM (MeG8a)

167 thought only blacks were permitted to say the most dangerous word on the face of the planet.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 13, 2023 07:23 PM (iyWGx)

Blacks and Tarantino.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2023 07:24 PM (MNhXM)

168 @165 I thought he was complaining about a bundle of sticks.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 13, 2023 07:24 PM (ssESX)

169 My son works for a major grocery realtor in the Midwest. According to him, Budweiser now refuses to issue vendor credits. What this means is, retailers cannot return unsold product for credit against future purchases.

Stores won't carry what loses them money. AB can kiss that Butt Light shelf space goodbye.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 13, 2023 07:24 PM (Bd6X8)

170 "major grocery realtor"?


Mongo just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2023 07:25 PM (iziT8)

171 Hi Gref!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2023 07:25 PM (kpFrr)

172 "major grocery realtor"?

retailer, gawdammit

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 13, 2023 07:25 PM (9yUzE)

173 I'll bet Garth sells Bud Light for $12 a can.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2023 06:43 PM (MeG8a)
.........

With a shot of sperm.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2023 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

174 Do we still get to see the Sanford And Son episode where Fred tells Aunt Esther that he is going to shove her face in dough and make gorilla cookies?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 13, 2023 07:25 PM (xPl2J)

175 On the plus side, Criterion Collection's eventual release of the Tarantino collection ought to be watchable start to finish in about 15 minutes time.

Posted by: Garth Brooks, Probably at June 13, 2023 07:25 PM (ppBhU)

176 Shiela may be on to something - have to make a trip to her District this weekend and was evaluating carry options - HK 40SW is heavy for linen slacks, so too the Beretta 45 - maybe the Glock 10mm? And now what shirts to wear to prevent a silhouette?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 13, 2023 07:25 PM (oWBc3)

177 Get off me, faux cuntry sissy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 13, 2023 07:26 PM (ppBhU)

178 "I thought only blacks were permitted to say the most dangerous word on the face of the planet."

"Cis" is the N-word for normal people.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 13, 2023 07:26 PM (9yUzE)

179 Would Trump still receive a security detail in prison?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2023 07:26 PM (Y7Jul)

180 Yep.

Top 1% of class white guy? Lucky to get a partial academic scholarship to a 3rd rate state school.

Black chick from Atlanta who can read? Yale law.


this is ACCURATE btw!

white girls and boys - you better be a star athlete if you want to get into a T20

no joke

looking at my youngest's grad class - very very tough prep school - only Ivies they had were both Black and star athletes

the other minorities got T20s, no problem

OTOH, the Valedictorian is going to UNC and the Salutatorian is headed to PSU. both are incredibly smart, perfect GPAs, excellent SATs etc etc. the top two academic students at one of the most selective schools in Chester County. rejected by all the selective colleges. they are White.

Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 13, 2023 07:26 PM (w0NJk)

181 And all he had to do was shut up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2023 06:52 PM (h3tqt)

It's harder than you think! We're run by DEI morons!

Sincerely,

Target. ABusch. Disney. REI. Saks. Rebock. Adidas. Nordstrom. Abercrombie and Fitch (they're still around? who knew!) Peloton. Oil of Olay. Flowers.com. Madewell. Hannah Anderson. Teletubbies. Gap. Reebok. Every friggin entertainment company. Ulta. Walmart. The Dodgers.

Posted by: LASue at June 13, 2023 07:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

182 166 I think Blazing Saddles has been, shall we say, "modified" for broadcast or streaming tv.
The audio track, I mean.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2023 07:24 PM (MeG8a)
----
*jumping up and down* The mayor is a ...!

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at June 13, 2023 07:27 PM (ssESX)

183 Wasn't it the Spanish word for Black? If so, that's still allowed to remain, for now.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 13, 2023 07:22 PM (ssESX)


In Spanish black is negra (feminine) or negro (masculine).

Posted by: Gref at June 13, 2023 07:27 PM (AMIL/)

184 As for The French Connection, yet another reason to own physical copies

But check which one, because evidently the Criterion edition was edited.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2023 07:28 PM (0hOvj)

185 Top 1% of class white guy? Lucky to get a partial academic scholarship to a 3rd rate state school.

Black chick from Atlanta who can read? Yale law.


There was an Asian kid this year with a 1590 SAT score that didn't get into any Ivies.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 13, 2023 07:29 PM (V1QHJ)

186 Garth loves diversity.
He loves big penises, small penises, black ones, white ones, and all the different tastes of ass.

How dare you bigots not applaud that!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at June 13, 2023 07:29 PM (r7v6X)

187 #134 addendum:

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts · 2h
🚨#UPDATE: One anti trump protester has been arrested after tempting to block the entrance of the motorcades

https://tinyurl.com/3cjwayah
36 second video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 13, 2023 07:29 PM (Vwz3I)

188 Bud Light is now almost as cheap Bud was when I went to college. (They didn't have light beer then. Gablinger's had tried, but flopped.)

Posted by: Eeyore at June 13, 2023 07:30 PM (brAQZ)

189
We discuss the French Connection bowdlerization on the latest podcast.

In the sidebar near the top.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2023 07:30 PM (x0n13)

190 In Spanish black is negra (feminine) or negro (masculine).
Posted by: Gref at June 13, 2023 07:27 PM (AMIL/)

No no no no!

Negrx.

Posted by: Insane fucking leftist godless commie with a mask and green hair at June 13, 2023 07:30 PM (ufFY8)

191 OTOH, the Valedictorian is going to UNC and the Salutatorian is headed to PSU. both are incredibly smart, perfect GPAs, excellent SATs etc etc. the top two academic students at one of the most selective schools in Chester County. rejected by all the selective colleges. they are White.
Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 13, 2023 07:26 PM (w0NJk)

A friend's son just graduated from a central California high school- perfect gpa, ap classes, extracurriculars and great SATs. He wasn't alone- many of his friends had similar great resumes. Not one got into what we would consider a top tier college.... all whities.

Posted by: LASue at June 13, 2023 07:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

192 I'd be checking the 'best by' date on that beer
Posted by: Ben Had


It's Bud Light. It has a "meh by" date.

Posted by: mikeski at June 13, 2023 07:30 PM (DgGvY)

193 Everyone posting "Trump Won" on the internet may be onto something:

https://tinyurl.com/yedf6u23

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 13, 2023 07:31 PM (Bd6X8)

194 Garth loves diversity.
He loves big penises, small penises, black ones, white ones, and all the different tastes of ass.

How dare you bigots not applaud that!
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at June 13, 2023 07:29 PM (r7v6X)

His wife seems nice-I used to oenjoy her cooking show.

Posted by: LASue at June 13, 2023 07:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

195 BitterClinger. I believe that is a yes.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2023 07:31 PM (kpFrr)

196 what did they censor in the French Connection ?

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2023 07:32 PM (V13WU)

197 Maybe Garth Brooks should pull his head out of his increasingly fat ass and learn that having a viewpoint that differs from his does not make that person a "hater." It's called an OPINION and every free American has a right to one, not just rich over-the-hill entertainers who think it's only their special privilege. What a jerk!

Here's hoping he diversifies himself out of business.

Posted by: Tracy at June 13, 2023 07:32 PM (ZRwAy)

198 Someone on an earlier thread disputed that claim.

It sounded doubtful but I guess we'll see. Going to one won't give any info because it takes time for individual places to get the news and act on it. And it might just be regional or even optional.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2023 07:32 PM (0hOvj)

199 #134 & #187 Here's the asshole in the fake prison stripes:

Dagney @Dagney45043557 · 2h
Saw that guy yesterday, holding a ”Lock him up” sign. Newsmax gave him air time, of all those out there in support of the President, Newsmax gave this guy airtime

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 13, 2023 07:33 PM (Vwz3I)

200
OTOH, the Valedictorian is going to UNC and the Salutatorian is headed to PSU. both are incredibly smart, perfect GPAs, excellent SATs etc etc. the top two academic students at one of the most selective schools in Chester County. rejected by all the selective colleges. they are White.
Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 13, 2023 07:26 PM (w0NJk)


This may be a blessing in disguise - they may actually learn something and hone skills. At the T20 now, I don't think they teach anything but woke anymore.

Posted by: Moki at June 13, 2023 07:33 PM (JrN/x)

201 There was an Asian kid this year with a 1590 SAT score that didn't get into any Ivies.

"no yellow!!"
--Harvard

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2023 07:33 PM (0hOvj)

202 I got this !!! Musk should buy uncensored version of whatever they are censoring today and every day, and run in on Twitter. Call it "Twitter at the movies". Books sales too ! "Twitter library " ! Elon ...call me , I have great ideas !

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

203 I admit I really don’t like movies where the N word is used freely because it sounds ignorant to me even if it is allegedly ‘real life’. I grew up in the Deep South and I rarely heard it used . And not because anyone was scared to use it .

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2023 07:34 PM (MNhXM)

204 We're Top. Men, but not top men, IYKWWMAWTYD.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro & Miss Lindsay at June 13, 2023 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

205 what did they censor in the French Connection ?
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2023 07:32 PM (V13WU)

All references to cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 13, 2023 07:34 PM (3vCGB)

206 182 166 I think Blazing Saddles has been, shall we say, "modified" for broadcast or streaming tv.
The audio track, I mean.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 13, 2023 07:24 PM (MeG8a)
----
*jumping up and down* The mayor is a ...!


the bit i remember about the broadcast version from when it was broadcast back in the day is that when a character said "god damn" they bleeped "god" but left the damn in.

Posted by: anachronda at June 13, 2023 07:34 PM (v3pYe)

207 Garth loves diversity.
He loves big penises, small penises, black ones, white ones, and all the different tastes of ass.

How dare you bigots not applaud that!
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at June 13, 2023 07:29 PM (r7v6X)

His wife seems nice-I used to oenjoy her cooking show.
Posted by: LASue at June 13, 2023 07:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

Fried penis, stuffed penis, roast penis, BBQ penis, buttered sauteed oenis, penis with nuts, shrimp fried penis,...

Posted by: Garth Gump at June 13, 2023 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

208 That would be an interesting dynamic, Trump like a prison overlord walking the yard surrounded by his heavies.

He'd probably gather a gang of followers inside.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2023 07:35 PM (Y7Jul)

209 OTOH, the Valedictorian is going to UNC and the Salutatorian is headed to PSU.

---

Both girls?

Because that counts, too.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 13, 2023 07:35 PM (etIVw)

210 This may be a blessing in disguise - they may actually learn something and hone skills. At the T20 now, I don't think they teach anything but woke anymore.


Moki I think you're right! I also think the "desirable" (and a lot of times that's literally just location not "brand" with these kids) public universities are getting an influx of very capable, very bright kids right now. who are kind of pissed about all the rejections lol.

Alabama, U of Florida, USC, UNC and all the Virginia schools just got a slew of very freaking smart kids from SE PA. and up here we know we're better off sending them south (just in case of another Deadly Pandemic)

Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 13, 2023 07:35 PM (w0NJk)

211 café is up

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 13, 2023 07:35 PM (Vwz3I)

212 I would expect President Trump in prison to be very well regarded by the cons

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2023 07:36 PM (0hOvj)

213 I know how Penny feels. Back in February I was taking the train home and there was a rather large man, with let's say similar features to Jordan Neely (and many subway criminals) who was on my train who was yelling about stuff, and started loudly tell an Asian couple "oh you scared of me?" to which they didn't respond, but he continued with that and yelling about something else.

Across from where I was standing was a little Asian girl and her mother, and she looked terrified. In those moments you worry about the strangers around you. So I smiled and tried to let them know it's fine, as I repositioned the knife in my bag for better access incase needed.

Like Perry no one on that train would have wanted to respond to this crazy person, but sometimes you have to in force.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 13, 2023 07:36 PM (aYlNB)

214 Both girls?

Because that counts, too.


a lot of times it counts AGAINST you now

many top schools are 70/30 F/M

I mean those that differentiate lol. not JHU that's 100 percent non-men

Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 13, 2023 07:37 PM (w0NJk)

215 I admit I really don’t like movies where the N word is used freely because it sounds ignorant to me even if it is allegedly ‘real life’.

I agree, its annoying to me and feels forced. I hate watching man on the street interviews with black youths, its N--- this and N--- that. Dude. Show some dignity and decency.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2023 07:37 PM (0hOvj)

216 The Ivies don't need good students, they need future BLM and Antifa leaders that they can mold to their liking.

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2023 07:37 PM (V13WU)

217 Someone needs to start pushing that for liberal men, and social cry babies like Garth Brookes, that the only way to really show you truly accept gays and trannies is to once a year, during pride month, to allow one of them to give you the business, as gay acceptance means nothing without having a rectum to violate.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 13, 2023 07:39 PM (aYlNB)

218 They also censored Three Days of the Condor at least 4 years ago. John Houseman's character is going over possible reasons why Turner (Redford) went rogue. One of the possible reasons is "Is he a homosexual?" The audio was removed and I think they inserted a cut + pan so you didn't see Houseman suddenly mute.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 13, 2023 07:39 PM (xttsV)

219 Other than a STEM curriculum, you don’t learn anything academically in college anyway . Though if you apply yourself instead of just partying, you can learn better time management and life skills. You can also make life long connections.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2023 07:40 PM (MNhXM)

220 That singer got video droned backwards. He can pull a 18 pack of Bud Lite from his large intestine.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 13, 2023 07:42 PM (iyWGx)

221 Other than a STEM curriculum, you don’t learn anything academically in college anyway . Though if you apply yourself instead of just partying, you can learn better time management and life skills. You can also make life long connections.

Posted by: polynikes

--

Yeah, but it's the replacement for testing for jobs. Racism and all that. Duke vs. somebody back in the 70s moved companies towards that model.

Can't discriminate against 1% of the population, so we'll discriminate against 70% instead.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 13, 2023 07:48 PM (etIVw)

222 Both girls?

Because that counts, too.
--

a lot of times it counts AGAINST you now

many top schools are 70/30 F/M

I mean those that differentiate lol. not JHU that's 100 percent non-men

Posted by: BlackOrchid0

--

So were the top students both girls?

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 13, 2023 07:49 PM (etIVw)

223 Ted K. was a STEM major. He'll never be forgotten.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 13, 2023 07:49 PM (jYCXf)

224 He'd probably gather a gang of followers inside.
You may count upon it.

Know who else got sent to jail, and everybody thought it was all over?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 13, 2023 07:51 PM (jYCXf)

225 I know some white people who throw the N word around regularly. Of course things are a little more nuanced than you might think; they're in a mixed race family.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 13, 2023 07:51 PM (CecP5)

226 225 I know some white people who throw the N word around regularly. Of course things are a little more nuanced than you might think; they're in a mixed race family.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 13, 2023 07:51 PM (CecP5)
----
That explains the whole excruciatingly long "n----r storage" conversation by Quentin's character in Pulp Fiction.

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at June 13, 2023 07:54 PM (ssESX)

227 So were the top students both girls?


ha ha no they were not! it's an all boys school : )

Posted by: BlackOrchid00 at June 13, 2023 07:54 PM (w0NJk)

228 Started watching Tucker, 1.5M views. When I finished, 3M views.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2023 07:54 PM (ynpvh)

229 226 225 I know some white people who throw the N word around regularly. Of course things are a little more nuanced than you might think; they're in a mixed race family.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 13, 2023 07:51 PM (CecP5)
----
That explains the whole excruciatingly long "n----r storage" conversation by Quentin's character in Pulp Fiction.

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at June 13, 2023 07:54 PM (ssESX)

I generally try to avoid racial epithets. Then again, I'm a beaner, so there. (Hey, I'm NOT a wetback; mother came into country legally).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2023 07:55 PM (ynpvh)

230 NOOD Sad Café

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2023 07:56 PM (ynpvh)

231 I decided long ago to not trust ANY online service for music & movies, for this very reason.

I got a NAS and ripped every CD/DVD/Blu-Ray we own, at top quality. Mine forever.

Posted by: weew at June 13, 2023 07:57 PM (/uwTS)

232 @167

>>Blacks and Tarantino.

Because when Tarantino says, does my house have a sign that says "dead n****r storage," he meant in a way that would reclaim the word from it's white supremacist roots, ironically.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 13, 2023 07:58 PM (up/3i)

233 So were the top students both girls?


ha ha no they were not! it's an all boys school : )

Posted by: BlackOrchid00

--

Thanks

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 13, 2023 08:17 PM (etIVw)

234
Other than a STEM curriculum, you don’t learn anything academically in college anyway .

___________

This statement has been checked and found to be TRUE.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2023 08:23 PM (MoZTd)

235 Just watched Tucker. Now 4.8 million views

Posted by: free tibet at June 13, 2023 09:15 PM (iNp3L)

236 Garth Brooks must be going for a bar flop to cheat his investors a la "The Producers."

Posted by: TitanTom at June 13, 2023 09:38 PM (snzyw)

237 "They censored The French Connection (1971), and everyone went along with it. Apple sold the censored version on iTunes. Furthermore, according to some reports, those who purchased the uncensored version on iTunes now own the censored version, which means Apple allowed them to go in and censor the uncensored versions people had already purchased. "

Buy DVDs, they can be had cheap if you know where to look, copy them to hard drives (there's software to do it, getting around protection), plug hard drive into your smart TV or DVD player via the USB port. Problem solved. If it gets censored on DVD, find a used one, get them overseas. Torrent. Don't let the bastards win.

Posted by: cheshirecat at June 13, 2023 09:48 PM (TwA+r)

238 "Apparently, the Tony Awards already happened this year.

I know everyone here gave up on Broadway long ago,"

As a Sondheim admirer, I haven't really followed the Tony's since his last show "Road Show", and even then it was starting to erode. I think when they had Deniro spouting his mouth off about Trump/Republicans (since when was he a Broadway star?) pretty much killed what good will conservatives had for modern Broadway. Most musicals these days are shit, either they are Jukebox compilations, Disney rehashes, or Hamilton-inspired quasi-rap/rock abominations. I used to love going to shows with a nice full (25+) orchestra, but the Unions has pretty much killed that for all except the most expensive shows. Shows sit in the theatres for far too long because it takes that much time to break even. No, I have no desire to go watch shows on Broadway anymore. Regional theatre is much better.

Posted by: cheshirecat at June 13, 2023 10:16 PM (TwA+r)

239 "It made the news and some local officials got all huffy and pissed, calling them hateful bigots, and worse, until . . .

. . . someone realized they are muslims.

So then came the apology.

So now it's greenlighted that if your faith says hey no gay, it's OK? "

No, only the faiths that blow up other people of different faiths can do that. Christianity and Judaism is also a "no gay" faith, you know.

Posted by: cheshirecat at June 13, 2023 10:20 PM (TwA+r)

240 Tucker's monologue was not about Trump. It was about us. It was about the oligarchs of Washington.

It was powerful.

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