Daily Tech News 10 June 2023

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Had a fun start to the weekend when our cloud provider at work decided to migrate twenty-five of our servers to new hardware. On a Friday afternoon. 5AM Saturday for me.

Yes, we have everything set up with redundant servers. Doesn't help much when 25 of them reboot all at once.
The creator of dystopian science-fiction TV series Black Mirror used ChatGPT to write the script for an episode.

It was shit. (Gizmodo)

All it did was smush together the scripts for other episodes.

What you need to do to be a successful Hollywood writer is smush together the scripts for other episodes while stealing an idea from somewhere else.

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The CEO of Reddit has accused the creator of Reddit app Apollo of larceny, pettifoggery, mopery, dopery, and intimate relationships with barn animals, but says he's open to discussion with other developers. (The Verge)

The other developers aren't buying it and are shutting down their apps as well.
Why is Apple finally producing a 15" MacBook Air? Because sales of the more expensive MacBook Pro are in the toilet. (The Verge)

All the major laptop makers are seeing sales declines in the 20-30% range, but Apple is closer to 40%.
Speaking of major laptops HP's ZBook Fury 16 G9 is one. (Notebook Check)

At 2.6kg this is no lightweight - HP's own ZBook Studio 16 weighs in at 1.8kg - but apart from the 16" 3840x2400 screen, the high-end Intel CPU (12th or 13th gen), and Nvidia workstation graphics, it also offers four SO-DIMM slots and four two M.2 slots.* So you can upgrade it to 128GB (and probably 192GB) of RAM and 32TB 16TB of SSD, which is enough even for me.

Four Essential Keys are sort of there in the shape of a full numeric keypad, and it has two Thunderbolt ports, mini Displayport, HDMI, wired Ethernet (just gigabit, sadly), a full-size SD card slot, two USB-A ports, a headphone jack, and a smartcard reader for corporate security stuff.

Price starts at $1500 with a 12th gen Intel CPU and goes up to around $6000 with every available option.

* The review says four, and they have the laptop and opened it up to take a look, but they're wrong.
We don't trade with ants. (World Spirit Sock Puppet)

But we do with bees.
MSI's Spatium M450 1TB M.2 SSD is available for $37. (Tom's Hardware)

Is it any good? Only a year ago it was considered reasonable value at $115. (Tech Powerup)

For less than forty dollars you get two trillion working transistors. I'm not sure how much you can complain that it's a PCIe 4 device that barely runs faster than PCIe 3. It's a technological marvel.

In fact, at that price it could start starting to force the fake SSDs out of the market. You can't make much money selling knockoff Rolexes if the real deal cost ten bucks.

Disclaimer: It's not much, but it's dishonest work.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM

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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 04:00 AM (xhxe8)

2 No nuke Saturday. Yay.

Howdy, all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 10, 2023 04:02 AM (zHuJr)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 04:02 AM (T4tVD)

4 Mornin' all. I've been awake for 37 hours so far today.

I think that's right.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 10, 2023 04:02 AM (BLOW1)

5 https://www.theguardian.com/australia news/australia to ban nazi symbols but not the salute says mark dreyfus
https://tinyurl.com/yerbpb86

Make sure Communist symbols are in there as well

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 04:05 AM (xhxe8)

6 Pixy that's possible when you work global

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 04:06 AM (xhxe8)

7 Good morning again morons

I watched the first season of Black Mirror on my flight home this week and really enjoyed it, good stories and the acting is good.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 04:06 AM (RIvkX)

8 I'm supposed to be asleep too

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 04:07 AM (RIvkX)

9 Mornin' all. I've been awake for 37 hours so far today.

I think that's right.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

You must be on the metric system.

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 04:07 AM (T4tVD)

10 Good morning again morons

I watched the first season of Black Mirror on my flight home this week and really enjoyed it, good stories and the acting is good.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Are tour arms tired ?

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 04:08 AM (T4tVD)

11 From ONT:
Teaching a baby otter to swim
(Nurse needs to see this)
https://is.gd/djpjC0

Posted by: Ciampino - My 16" HP was about $300 at June 10, 2023 04:12 AM (qfLjt)

12 Are tour arms tired ?
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 04:08 AM (T4tVD)

===
It was Thursday so I've had time to rest.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 04:13 AM (RIvkX)

13 Girl F. works with global teams and starts at 4 am our time. She is usually done working by lunch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 04:16 AM (RIvkX)

14
I've been awake for 37 hours so far today.

I had to do a 'Science Fair' project in the sixth grade. My topic was sleep deprivation. Therefor, as an expert on the topic I can tell you that you should not continue any further. Go to bed. Now.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 04:18 AM (enJYY)

15
There's some theory about Alzheimer's that it is a sleep disorder. That the human brain has a housekeeping crew that works on the brain at night, sweeping the floors, gathering the dust, emptying the ashtrays - stuff like that.

If you put that housekeeping crew on short shift the brain starts to act like Joe Biden.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 04:24 AM (enJYY)

16 "All the major laptop makers are seeing sales declines in the 20-30% range, but Apple is closer to 40%."

Best economy ever!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 04:24 AM (zZu0s)

17 This is how women dressed in 1896

https://t.co/GgVaoyOAjO

Posted by: Ciampino - My 16" HP laptop was $300 or so at June 10, 2023 04:28 AM (qfLjt)

18 Thanks brandon !

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 04:28 AM (T4tVD)

19 Are you paying attention yet? The agenda is real. Stop the blackwashing of history.

https://is.gd/SnXvkF

Posted by: Ciampino - too funny at June 10, 2023 04:34 AM (qfLjt)

20 16 "All the major laptop makers are seeing sales declines in the 20-30% range, but Apple is closer to 40%."

Best economy ever!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 04:24 AM (zZu0s)
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In most movies that feature someone with a laptop, it is usually an Apple product. I wonder if that is brand placement by Apple, and thus paying for the privilege, or just a director's choice? Personally I keep away from such overpriced POS.

Posted by: Ciampino - no user-serviceable parts inside at June 10, 2023 04:40 AM (qfLjt)

21 Ahhh why am I awake!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2023 04:43 AM (VdN7z)

22 I never got the apple love. Sure it is easy to use, more intuitive. However, you pay a very steep premium for that privledge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 04:44 AM (zZu0s)

23 21 Ahhh why am I awake!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2023 04:43 AM (VdN7z)

Guilty conscience?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 04:44 AM (zZu0s)

24
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”

George Orwell, 1984

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 04:46 AM (enJYY)

25 Guilty conscience?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Hah!
*shifty eyes*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2023 04:54 AM (VdN7z)

26 G'mornin, Horde

Had t-storms yesterday, holy cow! Torrential rain and (briefly) high winds. Fortunately no damage, power outage or flooding at Casa De JQ.

Looking forward to a mellow(er) weekend

Posted by: JQ-- Moon Moon is my spirit animal at June 10, 2023 04:58 AM (Gkog9)

27
At least Canada cut back on its smoking habit. Looks like maybe they had some rain that put out a lot of fires.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 05:00 AM (enJYY)

28 26 G'mornin, Horde

Had t-storms yesterday, holy cow! Torrential rain and (briefly) high winds. Fortunately no damage, power outage or flooding at Casa De JQ.

Looking forward to a mellow(er) weekend
Posted by: JQ-- Moon Moon is my spirit animal at June 10, 2023 04:58 AM (Gkog9)

So, assuming the birdbath got cleaned out. Rain came and washed away all the filth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 05:00 AM (zZu0s)

29 Not an *huge* fan of Kevin Mc, but please God, please...

can't Kummala choke on a d!ck at the very same time FJB strokes out? Pleeeeeaaaaase??????

Posted by: JQ-- Moon Moon is my spirit animal at June 10, 2023 05:01 AM (Gkog9)

30 Aetius451AD, I don't even *have* a birdbath right now LOL.

Waiting for a decent sale. Old birdbath (concrete) froze and broke this winter.

Posted by: JQ-- Moon Moon is my spirit animal at June 10, 2023 05:03 AM (Gkog9)

31 15 There's some theory about Alzheimer's that it is a sleep disorder.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 04:24 AM (enJYY)
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Well it seems that all those theories, research, drug development that went on assuming it was those strange proteins causing all the problems, was all just sucked out of someone's thumb early this century. Billions in research down the drain. That 'team' should be physically drawn and quartered. I cannot bear the thought of falsifying even a minor detail in a scientific paper. Putting forth false data is scientific sacrilege.
Why did it take so long to figure out it was all falsified?

Posted by: Ciampino -- no user-serviceable parts inside at June 10, 2023 05:05 AM (qfLjt)

32 I don't know it was falsified, these issues are comorbidities.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 05:07 AM (RIvkX)

33 32 I don't know it was falsified, these issues are comorbidities.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 05:07 AM (RIvkX)

I wonder if it has something to do with activity? Mental and physical. I was always struck that people who tried to stay as active as possible in both regards seemed to do better than those who kind of went completely sedentary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 05:09 AM (zZu0s)

34 Hubby sometimes enters state of mild dementia, due to excess ammonia in his bloodstream, caused by his liver's inability to filter it all out. Said ammonia is produced in the digestive tract and can be 'flushed' before absorption if he uses enough laxative.

It's truly (and literally!) a sh1tty situation. At least (for now) it is somewhat reversible when it does occur.

Posted by: JQ-- Moon Moon is my spirit animal at June 10, 2023 05:11 AM (Gkog9)

35
I wonder if it has something to do with activity? Mental and physical. I was always struck that people who tried to stay as active as possible in both regards seemed to do better than those who kind of went completely sedentary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 05:09 AM

My suspicion is that more physically active people also sleep better.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 05:11 AM (enJYY)

36 For sure, being stimulated and active for a period is more likely to produce a subsequent period of rest. Often without that natural Circadian rhythms get disrupted and sleep cycles become irregular, at odd hours, many become more active nocturnally.

Without a long enough sleep period you never achieve that desired REM state where the brain is supposedly "cleaning" itself.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 05:13 AM (RIvkX)

37 32 I don't know it was falsified, these issues are comorbidities.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 05:07 AM (RIvkX)
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Seems the original papers contained doctored before and after photos and similar shenanigans. Lots of papers withdrawn by the editors after they had been published for a long while. Now I'm writing this from memory so I may have distorted something.

https://is.gd/5vdBlR

Just search for Alzeimers papers withdrawn

Posted by: Ciampino -- no user-serviceable parts inside at June 10, 2023 05:15 AM (qfLjt)

38
My health care provider gives out free memberships to certain gyms in my area like the "Y". But not Crossfit which is less boring.

I think they know the score on the value of exercise.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 05:16 AM (enJYY)

39 Yeah, the brain needs to defragment-- this requires uninterrupted, Quality Sleep.

Posted by: JQ-- Moon Moon is my spirit animal at June 10, 2023 05:16 AM (Gkog9)

40 https://is.gd/5vdBlR

No Chemistry.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 05:25 AM (RIvkX)

41 More seriously, I did skim this and it is interesting and disappointing but not surprising.

My sense is although this research may have been corrupted like so much in our timeline, there may be other support for the idea of amyloid plaques as etiology as well as other possible sources such as sleep disorders.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 05:28 AM (RIvkX)

42 Someone should do in home tutoring for cats on the concepts of weekends and sleeping in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 05:30 AM (zrvML)

43 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 10, 2023 05:33 AM (DhOHl)

44 I've often wondered about the effects of Sleep Deprivation on, say, shift-w*rkers.

You know, people who must try to sleep during the day, when others are doing their "normal" --perhaps noisy-- activities.

Have noticed more Premature Grey Hair among friends who are shift-w*rkers, FWIW.

Posted by: JQ-- Moon Moon is my spirit animal at June 10, 2023 05:35 AM (Gkog9)

45 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 05:30 AM

Fen! You have cats? LOL

Posted by: JQ-- Moon Moon is my spirit animal at June 10, 2023 05:36 AM (Gkog9)

46
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2023 05:39 AM (ENBF0)

47 Cats don't get tutored, they do the tutoring, silly hooman.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 05:39 AM (RIvkX)

48 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2023 05:43 AM (86W+h)

49 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

Resting comfortably.

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 05:46 AM (T4tVD)

50 Evening and morning to all! Saturday it is!

As regards the ChatGPT being tasked to write an episode of a TV series, at least the show's writer only ran it as an experiment. Nobody had the looniness actually to produce such an episode. Imagine an original Trek with nothing but cliches from earlier episodes -- "Spock's Brain" on steroids.

Fen, you could tutor the cats on the concepts of "Sleeping late on weekends" and "Don't play with the window blinds" all you want. Once the tutor goes home, all the lessons will be cheerfully forgotten.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2023 05:47 AM (omVj0)

51 >>> So, assuming the birdbath got cleaned out. Rain came and washed away all the filth.

Finally.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at June 10, 2023 05:47 AM (86W+h)

52 Should I buy two and a half pounds of smokehouse almonds?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 10, 2023 05:47 AM (BLOW1)

53 G'night all.

Tomorrow is Clean Up After the Storm day, LOL

Yard is a mess of downed twigs and stuff.

Posted by: JQ-- Moon Moon is my spirit animal at June 10, 2023 05:48 AM (Gkog9)

54 52 Should I buy two and a half pounds of smokehouse almonds?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 10, 2023 05:47 AM (BLOW1)

They are tasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 05:48 AM (zZu0s)

55 Go long on almond futures!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 05:48 AM (RIvkX)

56 Nobody watches the news.

https://amgreatness.com/2023/06/09/television-whats-that/

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 05:49 AM (DhOHl)

57
Sleep inducing snacks:
Try a banana with low-fat yogurt.
Eat low-fat cottage cheese with a few 100% whole-grain pita chips.
Smear peanut butter on 100% whole-grain crackers.
Enjoy an apple with mozzarella string cheese.
Tart cherry juice also seems to promote sleep.

/ Yuck to all, but tastes differ

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 05:52 AM (enJYY)

58 I'm up a little early because -- unusually for me on a Saturday -- I plan to work out. Coffee, change, stretch, hit the road for a mile of mixed walking and trotting, cleanup, and breakfast. In the meantime I have to feed some furry thugs.

Tomorrow is the first anniversary of my adopting Stirling. I've got some kitty treats for him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2023 05:53 AM (omVj0)

59 “Not insignificant.” A reflection by a man from Illinois and based on Jesus’ parable of the mustard seed:

https://tinyurl.com/3vkbev6e

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 05:58 AM (dUigE)

60 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 10, 2023 06:00 AM (+HT1s)

61 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2023 05:53 AM (omVj0

That’s very nice!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 06:01 AM (dUigE)

62 Corny joke of the day:

Why are ghosts bad liars?

You can see right through them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 06:02 AM (dUigE)

63 Here is a corny joke thought up by FenSpouse:

What do you call a small piece of wood that yawns a lot?

A little board

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 06:04 AM (dUigE)

64 Should I buy two and a half pounds of smokehouse almonds?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 10, 2023

***
What is this "pounds" concept of which you speak?

Posted by: Commissioner of Metric Measures at June 10, 2023 06:04 AM (omVj0)

65 I had a lot of kitteh love this month at my lib little sister's and also at my buddy's in New Jersey. My sister has a Maine coon mix that is large and likes to lapsit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 06:05 AM (RIvkX)

66 40 https://is.gd/5vdBlR

No Chemistry.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 05:25 AM (RIvkX)
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Yes, thanks, that is the article I read some months ago. I think we talked about it here on AoS.

Posted by: Ciampino --- no user-serviceable parts inside at June 10, 2023 06:06 AM (qfLjt)

67 Police officer rescues a kidnapped woman during a traffic stop A “sunny skyz “ story:

https://tinyurl.com/mrxssx4x

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 06:07 AM (dUigE)

68 Compare and Contrast Eugenics for Poor and Feeble vs. Sex Organ Mutilation for Confused and Abused.
1000 Words.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:09 AM (BRHaw)

69 Must go feed monsters.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2023 06:09 AM (omVj0)

70 You can see right through them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 06:02 AM (dUigE)

Casper was a friendly ghost. The friendliest ghost I know.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:10 AM (BRHaw)

71 57
That low-fat or no fat has been debunked. It's sugar that one is supposed to avoid. We have been lied to by the FDA, USDA, and the food industry. Lard is good for you (and fries taste so much better when cooked in it).

Posted by: Ciampino - no user serviceable parts inside at June 10, 2023 06:10 AM (qfLjt)

72 IL lake in sunset. An earthworm picture:

https://tinyurl.com/ycyubm8y

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 06:11 AM (dUigE)

73 >We have been lied to by the FDA, USDA, and the food industry.

Now do the food pyramid.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 06:14 AM (DhOHl)

74 Membeh when the current thing was genital mutilation of girls in Muslim countries? Good times.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 06:14 AM (RIvkX)

75
50 Evening and morning to all! Saturday it is!

As regards the ChatGPT being tasked to write an episode of a TV series, at least the show's writer only ran it as an experiment. Nobody had the looniness actually to produce such an episode. Imagine an original Trek with nothing but cliches from earlier episodes -- "Spock's Brain" on steroids.

Fen, you could tutor the cats on the concepts of "Sleeping late on weekends" and "Don't play with the window blinds" all you want. Once the tutor goes home, all the lessons will be cheerfully forgotten.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2023 05:47 AM (omVj0)
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That supposed Star Trek episode would be okay if it was all in Yodaspeak.
As to cats and blinds, my bathroom blinds have been destroyed.

Posted by: Ciampino -- no user serviceable parts inside at June 10, 2023 06:15 AM (qfLjt)

76 I was waiting for Krak, but looking like it's a no show so guess I will get up anyway

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 06:15 AM (xhxe8)

77 Maybe

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 06:17 AM (xhxe8)

78 74 Membeh when the current thing was genital mutilation of girls in Muslim countries?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 06:18 AM (DhOHl)

79 "They'll never impeach Trump. The charges are ridiculous. And they wouldn't dare."
"They'll never rig a national election. It's impossible, and they wouldn't dare."
"They'll never indict Trump. It's too fafetched. They've got no case. And they wouldn't dare."
"They'll never convict and jail Trump."

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 10, 2023 06:20 AM (q96Yf)

80 71 57
That low-fat or no fat has been debunked. It's sugar that one is supposed to avoid. We have been lied to by the FDA, USDA, and the food industry. Lard is good for you (and fries taste so much better when cooked in it).
Posted by: Ciampino - no user serviceable parts inside at June 10, 2023 06:10 AM (qfLjt)

Process grains kill.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:20 AM (BRHaw)

81 Is there a MoMe today?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:21 AM (BRHaw)

82 "They'll never impeach Trump. The charges are ridiculous. And they wouldn't dare."
"They'll never rig a national election. It's impossible, and they wouldn't dare."
"They'll never indict Trump. It's too fafetched. They've got no case. And they wouldn't dare."
"They'll never convict and jail Trump."

--

Something something "I'm just in the way" something something.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 06:22 AM (2EtZ0)

83 Why, yes. Yes there is.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 06:22 AM (DhOHl)

84 Is THIS the solution to global warming? Scientist claims we should MOVE the Earth away from the sun - here's how his wacky idea could really work

As of 2037, Humanity had been mining from the moon for decades. Unfortunately, they had over-mined the moon by 2037, causing it to drift out of its orbit colliding with the earth's atmosphere, tearing the moon apart and sending debris crashing to Earth. The moon's destruction shifted the orbit between the moon and Earth, devastating the cities on the planet. Luckily, most of the moon stayed intact, while some remained in Earth's orbit, forming a ring around the planet.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:24 AM (BRHaw)

85 We're Krakless ?

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 06:25 AM (T4tVD)

86 Target's market cap slumps by $15 BILLION amid backlash over 'tuck-friendly' transgender swimsuits and Pride clothes for kids, as analysts say retail giant is hemorrhaging customers to Walmart

I may buy in at 120 per share or so

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:28 AM (BRHaw)

87 Admit it, we're all krakheads.

Posted by: We're addicted at June 10, 2023 06:28 AM (DhOHl)

88 Good morning all.

I have discovered a Kids' Channel on PlutoTV devoted to Garfield and Friends.

Wonderful cartoon and some good music (Lou Rawls is featured).

All you cat people, enjoy.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 10, 2023 06:29 AM (MIKMs)

89 Was lightly raining when I went to bed but nothing is wet so must not have been long

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 06:29 AM (xhxe8)

90 I have what might sound like a kind of silly prayer request. Today is the date of our town wide rummage sale in which our church is participating. If people could send up a little prayer that it would be successful ( we could use the funds) and that God would be glorified by what we do and say and send people to us who might need prayer and /,or encouraging word, I would really appreciate it. Thanks so much!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 06:30 AM (HzoNv)

91 73 >We have been lied to by the FDA, USDA, and the food industry.

Now do the food pyramid.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 06:14 AM (DhOHl)
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I always maintained it was wrong. All I had to do is look at it and compare what was recommended for diabetics and so called pre-diabetics. Lots of fruit (sugars) for a start on that pyramid.

Posted by: Ciampino --- no user serviceable parts inside at June 10, 2023 06:30 AM (qfLjt)

92 That low-fat or no fat has been debunked. It's sugar that one is supposed to avoid. We have been lied to by the FDA, USDA, and the food industry. Lard is good for you (and fries taste so much better when cooked in it).
Posted by: Ciampino - no user serviceable parts inside

I wanted to jump start my diet so I tried the carnivore diet where you just eat meat and mostly red meat (oh, and eggs are okay). Lost 10 pounds in about three weeks. After about three weeks I started to introduce some carbs back into the diet, but not too much (spinach, broccoli, cabbage, etc). Now, I've plateaued with the same calories and exercise. It's aggravating.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 10, 2023 06:31 AM (LrYuZ)

93 A 16-year-old girl in France died last month attempting the viral “scarf game” — a variation of TikTok’s deadly “blackout challenge” that has claimed several lives over the last year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:33 AM (BRHaw)

94 So the woman who dropped out of the race for the township committee told me that in the last political race she participated in there was a youngish Muslim guy running as a Republican. The opposition put a pig's head on his car. She said, " I hope they don't do any damage to your church or home."

I am sooooo looking forward to this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 06:33 AM (HzoNv)

95 Bug off! Warning signs I didn’t spot before finding an engorged tick on my scrotum

Is there a tick check at the MoMe?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:35 AM (BRHaw)

96 62 Corny joke of the day:

Why are ghosts bad liars?

You can see right through them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 06:02 AM (dUigE)
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Fen, if you look at my sig for the last week, I have been using funny lines involving mainly laundry and ironing. Corny but amusing. I love puns and word humor.

Posted by: Ciampino - What do you call it when you almost forgot to do your laundry? A clothes call at June 10, 2023 06:37 AM (qfLjt)

97 Drink more water.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 06:37 AM (RIvkX)

98 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2023 06:38 AM (uLr+K)

99 When we actually understand protein chemistry to same degree as steel or petroleum chemistry, then, I will listen to universal statements on food.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 10, 2023 06:39 AM (Eeb9P)

100 there was a youngish Muslim guy running as a Republican. The opposition put a pig's head on his car.

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They did it out of tolerance, though.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 06:39 AM (2EtZ0)

101 I always maintained it was wrong. All I had to do is look at it and compare what was recommended for diabetics and so called pre-diabetics. Lots of fruit (sugars) for a start on that pyramid.
Posted by: Ciampino --- no user serviceable parts inside at June 10, 2023 06:30 AM (qfLjt)

ALL of the carbs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 06:40 AM (zZu0s)

102 99 When we actually understand protein chemistry to same degree as steel or petroleum chemistry, then, I will listen to universal statements on food.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 10, 2023 06:39 AM (Eeb9P)

Next you'll be saying crazy shit about climate!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 06:40 AM (zZu0s)

103 ‘Hero’ woman leapt in front of knifeman to shield children in France attack

Where are the men? Where are the men?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:41 AM (BRHaw)

104 >>> then, I will listen to universal statements on food.

"Jack Spratt could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean"

I don't think there is a single ideal diet.

Posted by: fluffy goose at June 10, 2023 06:41 AM (86W+h)

105 92
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 10, 2023 06:31 AM (LrYuZ)
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My late wife went on the Atkins diet and lost over 100 lbs over several months - she was overweight!

I had bypass surgery and in just 2-3 weeks lost 50 lbs that I could ill afford. No appetite. Salty cheese crackers slowly got me back to wanting food.

Posted by: Ciampino -- What do you call it when you almost forgot to do your laundry? A clothes call at June 10, 2023 06:42 AM (qfLjt)

106 It's neat to recognize the marxist tenets even down to the local level. They beat you over the head with "accept us!!!" and "tolerance!!!" until they achieve some level of power/equality, and then they do everything they can to make sure you cower in fear under their boot.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 06:42 AM (2EtZ0)

107 106 It's neat to recognize the marxist tenets even down to the local level. They beat you over the head with "accept us!!!" and "tolerance!!!" until they achieve some level of power/equality, and then they do everything they can to make sure you cower in fear under their boot.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 06:42 AM (2EtZ0)

They remain filthy totalitarian jacknuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 06:43 AM (zZu0s)

108 Here's a First World Problem....

Krak's been kidnapped !

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 06:43 AM (T4tVD)

109
‘Hero’ woman leapt in front of knifeman to shield children in France attack

Where are the men? Where are the men?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:41 AM

"Forget it, Jake. It's France-town"

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2023 06:43 AM (ENBF0)

110 Chocolate layered poundcake h/t Mrs. F.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 06:43 AM (RIvkX)

111 When we actually understand protein chemistry to same degree as steel or petroleum chemistry, then, I will listen to universal statements on food.

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These same Sciencetists are going to solve Global Warming.

They don't understand the chemicals in one human body and how it all works, but the entire earth, from the core to the outer atmosphere, and it's interactions with the solar system? Piece of cake.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 06:43 AM (2EtZ0)

112 So in 1950s they isolated the corona virus. In 1990 they tried to make a Pfizer spike virus vaccine. It does not work as the virus can mutate in about 6 to 12 weeks.

Proof:
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) updated its guidance for how long people need to wait between the first and second doses of mRNA COVID-19 vaccines, extending the dosing interval to up to six weeks for both the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:44 AM (BRHaw)

113 @16

>>Best economy ever!

Well at some point, everyone has a computer or laptop, and given the relative power of modern laptops of the last half decade, there really isn't a need to upgrade.

My daily driver is a 2015 MacBook Pro, I also have a 2009 MacBook Pro I use for a specific tasks which is still preppy enough to use as a main laptop if needed.

And being that the article mentioned that there were roughly 350 million laptops sold in the last 3 years, it's no surprise laptop sales are down.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2023 06:45 AM (up/3i)

114 Bikes are now racist 🙄

More Black Cyclists Die Because of Racial Divide
https://is.gd/pYKjoC

Funny because almost every adult African has a bicycle and Asia is probably similar.

Posted by: Ciampino --- What do you call it when you almost forgot to do your laundry? A clothes call at June 10, 2023 06:46 AM (qfLjt)

115 They don't understand the chemicals in one human body and how it all works, but the entire earth, from the core to the outer atmosphere, and it's interactions with the solar system? Piece of cake.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 06:43 AM (2EtZ0)

4.7 × 10 25 watts can sure make a big difference over the course of a year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:47 AM (BRHaw)

116 Which is harder: the thermodynamics of the earth atmosphere or steel metallurgy? Curious what the aspies here think

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 10, 2023 06:48 AM (Eeb9P)

117 According to a Harvard and Boston University study assessing racial disparities and traffic fatalities, for every mile walked, Black people are twice as likely to be killed by cars compared to white pedestrians.

For every mile ridden, Black cyclists are 4.5 times more likely to be killed than white cyclists

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That does not tell people the thing you want it to, guys.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 06:48 AM (2EtZ0)

118 Whoopi Goldberg Delivers Strongly-Worded PSA For Republicans Proposing Anti-LGBTQ+ Legislation on ‘The View’: “You Are Killing Our Children!”

https://shorturl.at/suxDQ

LOL

Posted by: Ciampino - What do you call it when you almost forget to do your laundry? A clothes call at June 10, 2023 06:48 AM (qfLjt)

119 And being that the article mentioned that there were roughly 350 million laptops sold in the last 3 years, it's no surprise laptop sales are down.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2023 06:45 AM (up/3i)

I bought a house with my Zoom, MSFT, and ORLY stocks.

First 2 as remote work and second as to fix car vs. buy new one.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:48 AM (BRHaw)

120 I lost my faith in government when they said smoking causes everything bad to happen except when it doesn't.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 10, 2023 06:50 AM (Eeb9P)

121 117 According to a Harvard and Boston University study assessing racial disparities and traffic fatalities, for every mile walked, Black people are twice as likely to be killed by cars compared to white pedestrians.

For every mile ridden, Black cyclists are 4.5 times more likely to be killed than white cyclists

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That does not tell people the thing you want it to, guys.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 06:48 AM (2EtZ0)

By re-examining information on death certificates from 2016 and 2017, researchers found that the maternal mortality rate among non-Hispanic Black women was 3.5 times higher than among non-Hispanic white women.

Black lives (really dont) matter

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:50 AM (BRHaw)

122 Which is harder: the thermodynamics of the earth atmosphere or steel metallurgy?

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Harder? The metal, duh.

Serious answer: Equal, same as everything. It just depends on the level you want to examine.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 06:50 AM (2EtZ0)

123 Aspies?

Posted by: Not sure at June 10, 2023 06:52 AM (DhOHl)

124 Which is harder: the thermodynamics of the earth atmosphere or steel metallurgy? Curious what the aspies here think
Posted by: Jamaica NYC

What are aspies ?

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 06:53 AM (T4tVD)

125 I lost my faith in government when they said smoking causes everything bad to happen except when it doesn't.

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(radon has entered the chat)

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 06:53 AM (2EtZ0)

126 Posted by: Ciampino - What do you call it when you almost forgot to do your laundry? A clothes call at June 10, 2023 06:37 AM (qfLjt

Very good!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 06:53 AM (HzoNv)

127 @119

>>First 2 as remote work and second as to fix car vs. buy new one

Microsoft is my largest stock holding, even bigger than Apple, which I've made ridiculous loot from.

Circa 2012, Microsoft stock was hovering in the 25 dollar range, today it's over 300.

Kaching kaching baby.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2023 06:54 AM (up/3i)

128 Persons with Aspberger's syndrome

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 06:54 AM (RIvkX)

129 Oh.

Posted by: Not sure at June 10, 2023 06:55 AM (DhOHl)

130 Too much of most things, sugar, carbs, etc. are not helpful, but dieting as an exercise in asceticism is not healthy either.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 10, 2023 06:55 AM (oWBc3)

131 If someone eats a donkey, is that an ass burger ?

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 06:56 AM (T4tVD)

132 Ryan McBeth has an interesting take on the Dniepr dam collapse. There are multiple outflow gates. The outflow gates have to be opened by moving a gantry crane over each one and lifting it. The Russians had both cranes on their side, but did not open gates because Uke snipers were shooting at the crane operators. The dam overtopped and collapsed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2023 06:56 AM (WGUfL)

133 128 Persons with Aspberger's syndrome
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 06:54 AM (RIvkX)

What is person that does not wipe well!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:56 AM (BRHaw)

134 131 If someone eats a donkey, is that an ass burger ?
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 06:56 AM (T4tVD)

There is a big difference in riding into town on an ass and riding into town as an ass.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 06:57 AM (BRHaw)

135 The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Posted by: Obligatory at June 10, 2023 06:58 AM (DhOHl)

136 The Russians had both cranes on their side, but did not open gates because Uke snipers were shooting at the crane operators. The dam overtopped and collapsed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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Like we said, it was typical Russian incompetence and/or failure to maintain.

You stupid Uke Haters just can't accept that your boy Putin blew that dam up himself, can you?

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 06:58 AM (2EtZ0)

137 Pickle slicer.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2023 06:58 AM (oRWDD)

138 128 Persons with Aspberger's syndrome

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 06:54 AM (RIvkX)
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I always, without fail, always read that as Asparagus Syndrome.

Posted by: Ciampino - Why did the warden give laundry soap to departing prisoners? As a detergent against futu at June 10, 2023 06:59 AM (qfLjt)

139 For some reason, Just So Stories have been a recurring theme in my head for the past umpty years.

The Butterfly That Stamped.

(I am still drifting down the banks of the Great, Grey-Green, Greasy Limpopo River, all set about with Fever Trees.)

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 10, 2023 07:00 AM (MIKMs)

140 When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Posted by: Uh oh. More punz at June 10, 2023 07:00 AM (DhOHl)

141 Oy vey you morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 07:00 AM (RIvkX)

142 (radon has entered the chat)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month!

The guy from MASH ?

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 07:00 AM (T4tVD)

143 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Women in 1896 could move really fast.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 10, 2023 07:01 AM (fxrF8)

144 Fen:
Why did the warden give laundry soap to departing prisoners?

As a detergent against future grime.

Posted by: Ciampino - Never rush to judgement at June 10, 2023 07:01 AM (qfLjt)

145 "We have one set of laws in this country, and they apply to everyone."

Special Counsel Jack Smith's full statement following Trump's indictment.

ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 07:01 AM (BRHaw)

146 "We have one set of laws in this country, and they apply to everyone."

Special Counsel Jack Smith's full statement following Trump's indictment.

Did his nose longer after he said that ?

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 07:02 AM (T4tVD)

147 DJT says Jack Smith is a "deranged psycho."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 07:03 AM (RIvkX)

148 Yet Hillary still walks the earth...free as a bird.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2023 07:03 AM (uLr+K)

149 "We have one set of laws in this country, and they apply to everyone."

Which country is that?

mornin yall.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 07:04 AM (iayUP)

150 137 Pickle slicer.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2023 06:58 AM (oRWDD)
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Yeah, she got fired too.

Posted by: Ciampino - Never rush to judgement at June 10, 2023 07:04 AM (qfLjt)

151 No reasonable prosecutor who wants to ever work again or make sure his children don't die in a fiery low-speed car crash would prosecute.

- That guy when Hillary emailed everyone classified information and had her maid send top secret faxes

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 07:05 AM (2EtZ0)

152 Posted by: Ciampino - Never rush to judgement at June 10, 2023 07:01 AM (qfLjt)

LOL Very good. Did you ever run a laundry mat?😉

Can you consider being responsible for tomorrow's corny joke or pun? I may be too tired out after the rummage sale to post anything tomorrow. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 07:05 AM (HzoNv)

153 It could be that whatever authority was in charge of managing the reservoir is kaput. And nobody was paying attention to the dam until it began to overtop. Ryan has satellite photos. In the one prior to collapse, the overtop is visible and maybe one sluice gate was opened closest to the russian side. And then the dam fell over.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2023 07:05 AM (WGUfL)

154
Gotta lot to do before hitting the road today. Maybe I should tend to the dog before she starts fussing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2023 07:05 AM (pNxlR)

155 "We have one set of laws in this country, and they apply to everyone."
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As I am old as dirt, I remember when it was proper for (D) presidents to record meetings, but a heinous violation of National Security for (R) presidents to use existing recording facilities.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 10, 2023 07:05 AM (MIKMs)

156 No one is above the law, except organized crews of shoplifters, car jackers, luggage thieves, Antifa arsonists, BLM murderers, illegal alien rapists and other Democrats.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 10, 2023 07:06 AM (72qIu)

157 Smith altered evidence in his indictment. Omitted words from the Bedminister quote to make it seem like Trump said something incriminating.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2023 07:06 AM (WGUfL)

158
We have one set of laws in this country, and they apply to everyone.
- Ray Epps

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 07:06 AM (2EtZ0)

159 Can you consider being responsible for tomorrow's corny joke or pun? I may be too tired out after the rummage sale to post anything tomorrow. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Buying or selling ?

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 07:07 AM (T4tVD)

160 And there's the alarm

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2023 07:07 AM (VdN7z)

161 How does one chose between Ukrainian actions and Russian incompetence?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2023 07:07 AM (uLr+K)

162
Begun, the fussing has ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2023 07:08 AM (pNxlR)

163 126
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 06:53 AM (HzoNv)
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Why are elephants so wrinkly?

They won’t fit on the ironing board.

Posted by: Ciampino - Never rush to judgement at June 10, 2023 07:08 AM (qfLjt)

164 As I am old as dirt, I remember when it was proper for (D) presidents to record meetings, but a heinous violation of National Security for (R) presidents to use existing recording facilities.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 10, 2023 07:05 AM (MIKMs)
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Wait, whut?

Posted by: Rosemary Woods at June 10, 2023 07:08 AM (RIvkX)

165 How does one chose between Ukrainian actions and Russian incompetence?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Or willful misconduct because we are all being played.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2023 07:08 AM (WGUfL)

166 We have one set of laws in this country, and they apply to everyone.
- Ray Epps
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash!

We have one set of laws in this country, and they apply to everyone.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at June 10, 2023 07:09 AM (LrYuZ)

167 Where are the 18 minutes, Mr Nixon?

Seems quaint now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2023 07:09 AM (WGUfL)

168 In truly disgusting news, the leader of PETA has stated that when she dies, she wants to be served up with a side of onions. "Meat is meat," she said.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2023 07:09 AM (VTzQ4)

169 Not much good news out there

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 07:10 AM (xhxe8)

170 We have one set of laws in this country. And they are used by whoever has the power. And that whoever is never an R president.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2023 07:10 AM (WGUfL)

171 @15

>>ha ha ha ha ha

Indeed, Trump faces 400 years in FPMITAP over paper, he had a right to have and which the federal government got back, HillDog destroyed everything the government subpoenaed and in some cases, the federal government helped her destroy it.

Two-tier justice system indeed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2023 07:10 AM (up/3i)

172 Served up with onions? I don't think hogs are that picky.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2023 07:12 AM (WGUfL)

173 153 It could be that whatever authority was in charge of managing the reservoir is kaput. And nobody was paying attention to the dam until it began to overtop. Ryan has satellite photos. In the one prior to collapse, the overtop is visible and maybe one sluice gate was opened closest to the russian side. And then the dam fell over.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2023 07:05 AM (WGUfL)

Legal Insurrection has posted a surprising set of google map photos from the week before the collapse. In them, you can see the roadway over the dam start to degrade and fall apart a couple days before the actual collapse. This doesn't tell us how the damage occurred, but it does look like a slow motion collapse began several days before the final big collapse; ie, the dam was falling apart.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 07:12 AM (S6gqv)

174 152
Can you consider being responsible for tomorrow's corny joke or pun? I may be too tired out after the rummage sale to post anything tomorrow. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 07:05 AM (HzoNv)
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I can try but I'm usually not on for every blog as I tend to nap at times, to make up for staying up all night.

Posted by: Ciampino - The PUNishment will be acute or grave at June 10, 2023 07:12 AM (qfLjt)

175 First debate Q: How do you feel about Trump's indictment?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2023 07:13 AM (WGUfL)

176 In truly disgusting news, the leader of PETA has stated that when she dies, she wants to be served up with a side of onions. "Meat is meat," she said.

I would oblige her, and dump her body into the wood chipper before feeding her to feral hogs.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 10, 2023 07:13 AM (YRsIm)

177 "We have one set of laws in this country, and they apply to everyone. "

Is this new policy?

Posted by: Zombie Mary-Jo Kopechne at June 10, 2023 07:13 AM (uLr+K)

178 @157

>>Smith altered evidence in his indictment. Omitted words from the Bedminister quote to make it seem like Trump said something incriminating.

Smith is a shit weasel and was specially chosen for this assignment because for this reason exactly.

His MO is taking statutes and stretching them beyond reckoning against political actors the regime disfavors.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2023 07:14 AM (up/3i)

179 Liberal Woman complains about dating lib men bc they're not men... continues dating them

who would have thot this?? A pussy boy that spends moar on his hair and nails than you. A pussy boy that cannot paint a room, change a tire, make a fire, or catch a fish will somehow be a good partner.

Now watch him be a Dad!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 07:15 AM (BRHaw)

180 168 In truly disgusting news, the leader of PETA has stated that when she dies, she wants to be served up with a side of onions. "Meat is meat," she said.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2023 07:09 AM (VTzQ4)

If he were served up to grizzly bears, I'd be ok with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 07:16 AM (S6gqv)

181 Ryan's take, and this is after talking to Grady from Practical engineering, is that the Russians only had one gate wide open, and it caused that downstream part of the dam to undermine. Made a weak point, combined with the stress of overtopping, caused the collapse.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2023 07:16 AM (WGUfL)

182 Good morning, Horde. MoMe day is here. A good time will be had by all

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2023 07:16 AM (wrzEu)

183 152
Can you consider being responsible for tomorrow's corny joke or pun? I may be too tired out after the rummage sale to post anything tomorrow. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 07:05 AM (HzoNv)

Look up Marmaduke cartoon:

We went to a rummage sale and boy did we rummage.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 07:16 AM (BRHaw)

184 If he were served up to grizzly bears, I'd be ok with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 07:16 AM (S6gqv)
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Bleagh.

Posted by: Grizzly at June 10, 2023 07:17 AM (fxrF8)

185 If he were served up to grizzly bears, I'd be ok with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 07:16 AM (S6gqv)

Pay per view if he is still alive!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 07:17 AM (BRHaw)

186 Does a bear shit PETA president in the woods.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 07:18 AM (BRHaw)

187 174 152
Can you consider being responsible for tomorrow's corny joke or pun? I may be too tired out after the rummage sale to post anything tomorrow. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2023 07:05 AM (HzoNv)

THE PRESSURE! THE PRESSURE!!!! (starts sweating profusely)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 07:18 AM (S6gqv)

188
g'mornin', Ben Had

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2023 07:19 AM (ENBF0)

189 The only reason for me to set foot in a Cracker Barrel before was to indulge my MIL. Thank you, Cracker Barrel, for lifting that obligation.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 07:19 AM (iayUP)

190 Good morning Ben Had!

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 07:21 AM (iayUP)

191 Fen, by tomorrow you mean Saturday or Sunday?

Posted by: Ciampino - The PUNishment will be acute or grave at June 10, 2023 07:21 AM (qfLjt)

192 AltonJackson, how are your kiddos? Please say hi to them for me

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2023 07:21 AM (wrzEu)

193 Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2023 07:16 AM (wrzEu)
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There is a MoMe today?

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:23 AM (RG6z4)

194 Hope it's a great MoMe day for those attending

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 07:23 AM (xhxe8)

195 Ugh, what? Did cracker barrel make a pro kiddie porn groomer pledge?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2023 07:23 AM (WGUfL)

196 Where are the 18 minutes, Mr Nixon?
Seems quaint now.
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The President used swear words in the Oval Office!

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 10, 2023 07:23 AM (MIKMs)

197 The worst thing about going to a CB was the crap my MIL would buy in the lobby. "Why do you need a chair for a squirrel?" I would say. Six months later l'd get it as a birthday present.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 07:24 AM (iayUP)

198 "There is a MoMe today?"

There have been rumors, yes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2023 07:24 AM (uLr+K)

199 There is a MoMe today?

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:23 AM (RG6z4)

Cool!

I've always wanted to visit Costa Rica!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 10, 2023 07:24 AM (ZCCyW)

200 fd, what are you working on today? Did you ever try the deer meat?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2023 07:24 AM (wrzEu)

201 As if gays would ever be caught dead at a Cracker Barrel...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 10, 2023 07:25 AM (72qIu)

202
There have been rumors, yes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2023 07:24 AM (uLr+K)
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I never get invited to anything! Is bluebell behind this?

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:25 AM (RG6z4)

203 Hope it's a great MoMe day for those attending
Posted by: Skip

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 07:26 AM (T4tVD)

204 " Is bluebell behind this?"

All signs point to 'Yes'

Would you like to ask another question?

-Magic 8-Ball-

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2023 07:26 AM (uLr+K)

205 Weasel, you're up early or still up from pre- MoMe?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2023 07:27 AM (wrzEu)

206 " Is bluebell behind this?"

All signs point to 'Yes'

Would you like to ask another question?

-Magic 8-Ball-
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2023 07:26 AM (uLr+K)
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No, I don't want to anger bluebell!

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:28 AM (RG6z4)

207
Not much good news out there

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 07:10 AM

This might be something:

Shock: America turns right, conservatives top liberals 40%-26%

Washington Examiner looks at Gallup data. Tinyurl wants to load a ton of shit I don't want it to load.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 07:29 AM (enJYY)

208 Cen, elephants are wrinkly because GOD in his infinite wisdom wanted to give them room to grow. Like your mom buys your jeans.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2023 07:30 AM (oRWDD)

209 205 Weasel, you're up early or still up from pre- MoMe?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2023 07:27 AM (wrzEu)
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Couldn't sleep so I was up early. Pre-MoMe was a fabulous success and I'm still all tingly!

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:30 AM (RG6z4)

210 "what are you working on today? Did you ever try the deer meat?"

Oh yes, it was delicious. I thought I updated you on that. My boys were down one weekend and we had them encrusted with a garlic dijon rub. I'm drooling right now thinking about it.

The project this weekend is to replace some siding with Hardiplank, and then paint. I had to go to 3 Home Depots to find beaded Hardiplank. One store I went to said online they had 320 in stock. When I got there, they had 2, one of which was broken.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 07:30 AM (iayUP)

211 bluebell who?

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 07:30 AM (pTb/Z)

212 Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 07:30 AM (pTb/Z)
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Uh oh.

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:30 AM (RG6z4)

213 There will be MoMes and rumors of MoMes, but fear not, birdbaths remain unfrozen.

Posted by: As the prophets foretold at June 10, 2023 07:31 AM (DhOHl)

214 That's Fen. Coffee has not reached my fingers yet.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2023 07:31 AM (oRWDD)

215 180 168 In truly disgusting news, the leader of PETA has stated that when she dies, she wants to be served up with a side of onions. "Meat is meat," she said.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2023 07:09 AM (VTzQ4)

If he were served up to grizzly bears, I'd be ok with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 07:16 AM (S6gqv)
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With this size paw we don't need a wood-chipper.
Onions optional and if in season.
https://is.gd/1dGkr5

Posted by: Ciampino - The PUN-ishment will be acute or grave at June 10, 2023 07:32 AM (qfLjt)

216 Good morning to all the new early morning morons I met yesterday at 4:30 am. I successfully made it through the night and still can breathe through my nose. I looked out my window when I got up and my tequila and rose daylily ha s a gorgeous new blossom. Going to take that as a sign. I was worried yesterday that I was going to have to forego the MoMe. But 🤞I'm good to go.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 07:32 AM (t/2Uw)

217 "Ugh, what? Did cracker barrel make a pro kiddie porn groomer pledge?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy"

Rainbow rocking chairs. Rather than just being a restaurant that old people like, they decided to make a statement, the statement being "We don't care if f'd and his MIL ever come here again".

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 07:33 AM (iayUP)

218 "There will be MoMes and rumors of MoMes, but fear not, birdbaths remain unfrozen."

But on MoMe Eve I hung my stocking with care.

But Saint Weasel never did come down the chimney.

I even had ~~a cigar and shot of good whiskey~~ cookies and milk set out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2023 07:33 AM (uLr+K)

219 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 07:32 AM (t/2Uw)
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First confirmed 2023 NoVAMoMe miracle!

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:33 AM (RG6z4)

220 Glad you're okay, Sharon. My eyes have been burning for a few days now. Walking up too early hasn't helped with that either.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 07:33 AM (pTb/Z)

221 Anybody do the PowerLine funnies yet?

https://tinyurl.com/2s4j5uvv

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 10, 2023 07:34 AM (LrYuZ)

222 Anna, PITA lady stole that idea from Stranger In A Strange Land by Robert Heinlein.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2023 07:34 AM (oRWDD)

223 Thank you bluebell and Weasel for all your hard work making this happen.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2023 07:34 AM (wrzEu)

224 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2023 07:33 AM (uLr+K)
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A Saint Weasel visitation is vastly overrated. Just ask WeaselWoman!

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:35 AM (RG6z4)

225 @207

>>Shock: America turns right, conservatives top liberals 40%-26%

SHOCK FUTURE HEADLINE:

As America turns more conservative, their electoral wins become more selective, more elusive.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2023 07:35 AM (up/3i)

226 Tequila? We know all the lyrics.

Posted by: The Champs at June 10, 2023 07:35 AM (DhOHl)

227 196 Where are the 18 minutes, Mr Nixon?
Seems quaint now.
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The President used swear words in the Oval Office!

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 10, 2023 07:23 AM (MIKMs)
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Well a President we know came in the oval office frequently.

Posted by: Ciampino -- The PUN-ishment will be acute or grave at June 10, 2023 07:35 AM (qfLjt)

228 Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2023 07:34 AM (wrzEu)
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Thank YOU for buying everyone's first raffle ticket!

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:36 AM (RG6z4)

229 I'm happy to report the pre-MoMe was nothing less than a wild success. The cops only showed up once!

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:37 AM (RG6z4)

230 Yeah, but at least I didn't say pussy.

Posted by: B.J. Clinton at June 10, 2023 07:38 AM (DhOHl)

231 Powerline doesn't like me anymore, see if the link gets me in.

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 07:38 AM (xhxe8)

232 Weasel, this is how Camp MoMe is born!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2023 07:38 AM (wrzEu)

233 I'm happy to report the pre-MoMe was nothing less than a wild success. The cops only showed up once!
Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:37 AM (RG6z4)
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You didn't burn the place down, did you?

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 07:39 AM (pTb/Z)

234 Nope

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 07:39 AM (xhxe8)

235 I deleted the Powerline bookmark last week

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 07:39 AM (xhxe8)

236 Yes, thank you Ben Had!

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 07:40 AM (pTb/Z)

237
As America turns more conservative, their electoral wins become more selective, more elusive.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2023 07:35 AM

I still can not fathom how the Pennsylvania Secretary of State could 'certify' an election with more then ~80,000 more ballots cast then voters in the state.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 07:40 AM (enJYY)

238 Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 07:39 AM (pTb/Z)
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Nope! There was only one major incident involving Scuba Dude and a motorcycle gang.

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:40 AM (RG6z4)

239 Camp MoMe water >> Camp Lejune water.

Posted by: Law firms everywhere at June 10, 2023 07:40 AM (DhOHl)

240 I still can not fathom how the Pennsylvania Secretary of State could 'certify' an election with more then ~80,000 more ballots cast then voters in the state.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 07:40 AM (enJYY)
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Math is hard!

Posted by: Barbie at June 10, 2023 07:41 AM (pTb/Z)

241 I'm happy to report the pre-MoMe was nothing less than a wild success. The cops only showed up once!
Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:37 AM (RG6z4)

Success?? I was promised Kate Upton but she supposedly left before I got there. I want a refund

Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2023 07:41 AM (XTkau)

242 Success?? I was promised Kate Upton but she supposedly left before I got there. I want a refund
Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2023 07:41 AM (XTkau)
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Aw, man! You missed Kate? That's a bummer.

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:42 AM (RG6z4)

243 Thank you, Ben Had!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2023 07:43 AM (uLr+K)

244
If you went to DC on Jan 6 to protest the fact that the Pennsylvania Secretary of State 'certified' an election with more then ~80,000 more ballots cast then voters in the state you get locked up and labeled an insurrectionist.

Third World Backward Banana Republic shit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 07:43 AM (enJYY)

245 bluebell, no thanks necessary. Wish I was there.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2023 07:43 AM (wrzEu)

246 241 I'm happy to report the pre-MoMe was nothing less than a wild success. The cops only showed up once!
Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:37 AM (RG6z4)

Success?? I was promised Kate Upton but she supposedly left before I got there. I want a refund

Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2023 07:41 AM (XTkau)

Kate and I decided to call it an early evening.

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at June 10, 2023 07:44 AM (SYTee)

247 Wait, I missed Doof? Bummer.

Posted by: Kate Upton at June 10, 2023 07:44 AM (DhOHl)

248 @237

>>I still can not fathom how the Pennsylvania Secretary of State could 'certify' an election with more then ~80,000 more ballots cast then voters in the state.

Because Pennsylvania elections are fruitier than Sam Briton in a stolen dress doing the Macarena.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2023 07:45 AM (up/3i)

249 Ben Had! Thanks for supporting the MoMe from afar!

Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2023 07:45 AM (XTkau)

250 The Pennsylvania Secretary of State ran roughshod over the election laws, why wouldn't she certify what she caused?

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 07:46 AM (xhxe8)

251 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Chilly up here in Pennsyltucky. 50 degrees, more or less.

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 10, 2023 07:46 AM (LUyqH)

252 Hi Ben Had. Wish you were here in person but know you are her in spirit. I remembered to get cash this year. I hardly ever carry cash as I do almost everything on line and never set up a local bank.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 07:46 AM (t/2Uw)

253
Woke early this AM, no real reason, it's a foggy, quiet morning.

We look to be free of the smoke today, this is unusual for our Adirondack area to have a haze affecting us.

You could actually feel a slight burning in the eyes earlier this week it was so heavy.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 10, 2023 07:46 AM (KATBx)

254

De Eat da Poo Poo Wit Pride! 💩

Posted by: Rev. Martin Ssempa at June 10, 2023 07:47 AM (/dVWM)

255 Krak is late.

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 10, 2023 07:47 AM (LUyqH)

256 Wait, I missed Doof? Bummer.
Posted by: Kate Upton at June 10, 2023 07:44 AM (DhOHl)

You chose poorly!

Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2023 07:47 AM (XTkau)

257 Gotta drive over to the OTB and lay a hundred on the Belmont. Tapit Trice I think.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 10, 2023 07:47 AM (rLD7a)

258 Moment of MoMe Silence for Ben Had. This wacky blog community is verrrrry lucky to have him/her!

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:48 AM (RG6z4)

259 @257

>>Gotta drive over to the OTB and lay a hundred on the Belmont. Tapit Trice I think.

Does OTB still exist?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2023 07:49 AM (up/3i)

260 The Reddit thing is hilarious. Because of the Biden economy (which has near-unanimous support among Reddit users), you can't run a website just on ads anymore.

But you can't actually SAY that on Reddit, although the CEO came close with that "we'll continue to be profit-focused until profits arrive" comment.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2023 07:49 AM (X4R3E)

261 I admire members of the Horde congregating in the midst of the junta's capitol city.

Brave.

And I'm talking about the traffic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2023 07:49 AM (Q4IgG)

262 259 Indian Casino has a real nice one. I was watching some trotters run in Stockholm.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 10, 2023 07:50 AM (rLD7a)

263 Moment of MoMe Silence for Ben Had. This wacky blog community is verrrrry lucky to have him/her!
Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:48 AM (RG6z4)

We're not worthy!

Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2023 07:51 AM (XTkau)

264 Good morning, Horde. MoMe day is here. A good time will be had by all
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2023 07:16 AM

Mornin', Ben Had! Yes it is. And yes it will.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2023 07:51 AM (ixApM)

265 Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2023 07:49 AM (Q4IgG)
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It's really convenient to my house in a surprising coincidence.

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:51 AM (RG6z4)

266 As America turns more conservative, their electoral wins become more selective, more elusive.
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Waiting for 'quality' candidates, Boss. Waiting for 'quality' voters, Boss.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 10, 2023 07:51 AM (MIKMs)

267
I remember the times when Kate Smith sang 'God Bless America' before Philadelphia Flyers home games. She was quite the good jinx.

Now the LA Dodgers have the Sisters of Immaculate Deception as their Pride Month mascot. A team that used to honor Sandy Koufax request to not pitch on the Sabbath.

America becoming more conservative or the left becoming so incredibly stupid they can't see the writing on the wall?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 07:51 AM (enJYY)

268 Lay a hundred on the Belmont?

https://youtu.be/r_YlS3SLoz8

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld clip at June 10, 2023 07:51 AM (DhOHl)

269 Moment of MoMe Silence for Ben Had. This wacky blog community is verrrrry lucky to have him/her!
Posted by: Weasel

Think she would prefer this: 💃🍷

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 07:52 AM (t/2Uw)

270 I admire members of the Horde congregating in the midst of the junta's capitol city.

It's all fun and games until they realize all the restaurant employees are wearing khakis and sunglasses.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2023 07:52 AM (X4R3E)

271 Does OTB still exist?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2023 07:49 AM (up/3i)

Surely you read my articles about Off Track Betting in the Himalayas??

Posted by: Fletch at June 10, 2023 07:52 AM (XTkau)

272 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 07:52 AM (t/2Uw)
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Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get these people to shut up for a moment?

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 07:53 AM (RG6z4)

273 I still can not fathom how the Pennsylvania Secretary of State could 'certify' an election with more then ~80,000 more ballots cast then voters in the state.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Because Philly and Pitt are Blue City corrupt shitholes. The State Supreme Courts are lost. The corruption runs deep here. The rest of the state is mostly Conservative. The Red parts of the state, which is most of the state, are well on their way to practicing 'Irish Democracy' from what I gather. I live in VA now but visit PA as often as I can. The Family units are live here.

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 10, 2023 07:54 AM (LUyqH)

274 The Pennsylvania Secretary of State ran roughshod over the election laws, why wouldn't she certify what she caused?
Posted by: Skip

Or fix a few potholes !

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 07:55 AM (T4tVD)

275 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 07:52 AM (t/2Uw)
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Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get these people to shut up for a moment?
Posted by: Weasel

Especially unarmed.🤠

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 07:55 AM (t/2Uw)

276 Tonight we'll be having Himalayan rabbit for dinner. I found him a laying in the road.

Posted by: Tip your waitress at June 10, 2023 07:55 AM (DhOHl)

277 OTBs. There was a pioneer of OTBs in my home town. Small store that only had a few bags of DanDee potato chips for merchandise. And the racing form. And Parodi cigars. Place had a huge back room with lots of telephones.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 10, 2023 07:56 AM (rLD7a)

278 Deluxe tech thread today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 07:56 AM (zZu0s)

279 Krak is late.

(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky

He's been kidnapped !

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 07:57 AM (T4tVD)

280 "Ugh, what? Did cracker barrel make a pro kiddie porn groomer pledge?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy"
*
Rainbow rocking chairs. Rather than just being a restaurant that old people like, they decided to make a statement, the statement being "We don't care if f'd and his MIL ever come here again".
Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023

***
Great. One of the few reliable road trip food stops, now corrupted.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2023 07:57 AM (omVj0)

281 Surprised Dairy Queen hasn't gone woke what with the name.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 10, 2023 07:58 AM (rLD7a)

282 *Great. One of the few reliable road trip food stops, now corrupted.*

Buc-ees has entered the chat.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 07:58 AM (DhOHl)

283 Surprised Dairy Queen hasn't gone woke what with the name.
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Dancing Queen?

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 10, 2023 07:59 AM (MIKMs)

284 Went to work out. This is the first really hot and humid morning in a while, and covering 1.5 miles in it was really hard work. Ah'm tahrd.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2023 08:00 AM (omVj0)

285 "They'll never indict Trump. It's too fafetched. They've got no case. And they wouldn't dare."
"They'll never convict and jail Trump."
--
Trump can try to save his billions or save his life.
But not both.
And if he tries to save his money he'll lose both.
Because once they have him in jail, he will die there, and they'll take all his money too.

There is only one path out for Trump now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2023 08:00 AM (5EnGD)

286 Ciampino, I get approximately the same results in DDG and Quant. Y'all, go to DDG and search for "european people history". ?????

This person attempts to 'splain.

https://is.gd/QnXJv0

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 10, 2023 08:01 AM (PiwSw)

287 And I'm talking about the traffic.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2023 07:49 AM (Q4IgG)
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Before we set the date each year I check to see if the Nats have a home game in the early afternoon, because that would cause trouble.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 08:01 AM (pTb/Z)

288 281 Surprised Dairy Queen hasn't gone woke what with the name.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Don't give those corporate hacks any ideas, dammit!!!! I love Dairy Queen! It may be the only fast-food chain I really like.

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 10, 2023 08:02 AM (LUyqH)

289 *Great. One of the few reliable road trip food stops, now corrupted.*
*
Buc-ees has entered the chat.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023

***
Haven't been to one of those -- they seem to be all in areas I've never visited or traveled through.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2023 08:02 AM (omVj0)

290 I was craving a Dairy Queen hot fudge butterscotch sundae the other day. There was one very close to where I lived in MA. It was a ritual to go when it opened for the season. It was in a town and had outside tables so you would get your ice cream at the window and hang out for a bit.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 08:02 AM (t/2Uw)

291 288 Yep, pretty good burger.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 10, 2023 08:03 AM (rLD7a)

292 Did check rain barrel, little water in it, probably not but couple gallons. A decent 15 minutes downpour will fill it

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 08:03 AM (xhxe8)

293 NoVAMoMe WX forecast: Sunny and low 80's with a nice breeze. 0% chance of rain. Pretty much perfect MoMe'n conditions.

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 08:03 AM (RG6z4)

294
I saw the happiest people at a local State Park yesterday. Probably about 50 of them - and they all seemed conservative. Two nasty people though. They spent about two hours, two guys, prepping a sailboat for launch. They looked miserable. The sail had a rainbow across it. Never a good sign anymore.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 08:03 AM (enJYY)

295 279 Krak is late.

(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky

He's been kidnapped !
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 07:57 AM (T4tVD)

He's running for President!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance Chair of the Krakatoa Presidential Exploratory Committee at June 10, 2023 08:04 AM (PiwSw)

296 Ben, are YOU launching that MoMe now? Not to be picky or anything but don't you think June through October is stretching things a bit?

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2023 08:04 AM (cTCuP)

297 Were ar f'd:

The Georgia GOP Convention is this weekend. Georgia Republican Assembly head Alex Johnson says
that a Georgia GOP rule change "will bring ideological purity to Republican candidates".

Under the rule, a majority of delegates can vote to stop " far-right activists" from qualifying.

He likened it to homeowners who put a sign on their lawn advertising they own a firearm to deter thieves.

“Politicians thinking of voting badly will start to vote better,” Johnson said.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 08:05 AM (iayUP)

298 And I'm talking about the traffic.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2023 07:49 AM (Q4IgG)
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Before we set the date each year I check to see if the Nats have a home game in the early afternoon, because that would cause trouble.
Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 08:01 AM (pTb/Z)

I'm at a hotel less than 5 miles away from the gathering location. I'm leaving 4 hours prior to start time. Might still be late

Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2023 08:06 AM (4b49z)

299 Good Saturday morning all! Thunderstorms all day today. Shout out to the MoMe crowd. Have fun! Wish I was there.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 10, 2023 08:06 AM (wagHN)

300 >>In truly disgusting news, the leader of PETA has stated that when she dies, she wants to be served up with a side of onions. "Meat is meat," she said.

. . . and stupid is stupid. Insinuating that all meat-eaters are cannibals is a nice touch.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2023 08:06 AM (mo/0F)

301 This guy is the leader of the GA Assembly. They don't want no trumpian interlopers.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 08:06 AM (iayUP)

302 You could actually feel a slight burning in the eyes earlier this week it was so heavy.

I missed all of the excitement about smoke. So what is the total body county of women, children and minorities who were most effected?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 10, 2023 08:07 AM (YXHzG)

303 {{{Jewells}}}

Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2023 08:07 AM (4b49z)

304 I'm at a hotel less than 5 miles away from the gathering location. I'm leaving 4 hours prior to start time. Might still be late
Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2023 08:06 AM (4b49z)
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You should have brought your rollerblades.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 08:08 AM (pTb/Z)

305 Before we set the date each year I check to see if the Nats have a home game in the early afternoon, because that would cause trouble.
Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 08:01 AM

More trouble than than 20 accidents I passed between Ft Meade and here? And I thought Massholes were bad drivers...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2023 08:08 AM (ixApM)

306 creeper, Good morning. I may have a MoMe addiction. Something wonderful about this community being able to gather and enjoy.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2023 08:09 AM (7sboT)

307 RMBS, Maryland drivers are the worst. That's why Doof is walking to the MoMe.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 08:09 AM (pTb/Z)

308 *when she dies, she wants to be served up with a side of onions*

Way to ruin a batch of perfectly good onions.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 08:10 AM (DhOHl)

309 Ben, are YOU launching that MoMe now? Not to be picky or anything but don't you think June through October is stretching things a bit?

Did you see the gross tonnage of ammunition and alcohol brought to the last one? Its going to take a while to go through it.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 10, 2023 08:10 AM (YXHzG)

310 >>> They spent about two hours, two guys, prepping a sailboat for launch. They looked miserable.

Two hours to launch a sailboat? I would venture they aren't the best sailors. Misery and frustration would set in after about twenty minutes.

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2023 08:11 AM (86W+h)

311 @301

>>This guy is the leader of the GA Assembly. They don't want no trumpian interlopers.

They are essentially instituting Democrat Delegate rigging, similar to how the rigged the primaries for HillDog and The Meat Puppet.

New GOP Maxim: Power to the People, unless they vote the wrong way, they we gotta nip that shit in the bud.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2023 08:11 AM (up/3i)

312 You should have brought your rollerblades.
Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 08:08 AM (pTb/Z)

Like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcwl-Q7pAtY

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 10, 2023 08:11 AM (PiwSw)

313 No such thing as too many MoMes.

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2023 08:11 AM (RG6z4)

314 "*when she dies, she wants to be served up with a side of onions*

Way to ruin a batch of perfectly good onions."

Probably won't even make a good turd.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2023 08:11 AM (uLr+K)

315
According to the 'Air Quality' map at ventusky.com it appears a lot of the Canadian wildfires are now extinguished. I guess they had some rain.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 08:12 AM (enJYY)

316 Bluebell, RMBS lives in MA so he's had proper training to cope with MD drivers.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 08:12 AM (t/2Uw)

317 In truly disgusting news, the leader of PETA has stated that when she dies, she wants to be served up with a side of onions. "Meat is meat," she said.

I'm sure the wild hogs would appreciate the gesture.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 10, 2023 08:12 AM (YXHzG)

318 Trump will speak at the GA GOP convention today.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 08:12 AM (iayUP)

319 The Canadia wildfire smoke poses no health risk as long as you stay six feet apart while at the grocery store.

Posted by: The CDC at June 10, 2023 08:12 AM (DhOHl)

320 Weasel, hear,hear.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2023 08:13 AM (7sboT)

321 RMBS, Maryland drivers are the worst. That's why Doof is walking to the MoMe.
Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 08:09 AM (pTb/Z)

I borrowed Ace's Vespa

Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2023 08:13 AM (4b49z)

322 In truly disgusting news, the leader of PETA has stated that when she dies, she wants to be served up with a side of onions. "Meat is meat," she said.

She's virtue signalling. People need to start showing up where she is with meat cleavers, it'd be hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2023 08:13 AM (X4R3E)

323 314 Fava beans, and a nice chianti.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 10, 2023 08:14 AM (rLD7a)

324 And Governor Kemp is skipping the GOP convention.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 08:14 AM (iayUP)

325 Maybe I'll mail the bitch a .45 round and a bottle of A1 and a note telling her to get busy because I have a man-sized hunger.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2023 08:14 AM (oINRc)

326 So if there were even a hint of data to suggest that Ivermectin assisted in weight loss, would there have been any pushback against off-label use of horse paste for weight loss?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2023 08:15 AM (uLr+K)

327 221 Anybody do the PowerLine funnies yet?

https://tinyurl.com/2s4j5uvv

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 10, 2023 07:34 AM (LrYuZ)
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Thank you, these are great plus some gems.

Posted by: Ciampino --- The PUN-ishment will be acute or grave at June 10, 2023 08:15 AM (qfLjt)

328
Two hours to launch a sailboat? I would venture they aren't the best sailors. Misery and frustration would set in after about twenty minutes.

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2023 08:11 AM

I see an hour easy all the time with sailboat launch prep. While the guys with outboards (with electric motors) pull up, check for the drain plug to be inserted, back in, and off and running in less then five minutes.

I don't think I wanna own a sailboat if it takes that long.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 08:15 AM (enJYY)

329 Heading out to play pickle ball. See some of you soon!

Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2023 08:16 AM (4b49z)

330 Georgia Republican Assembly head Alex Johnson says
that a Georgia GOP rule change "will bring ideological purity to Republican candidates. Politicians thinking of voting badly will start to vote better, Johnson said.

I agree wholeheartedly.

Posted by: W.T. Sherman at June 10, 2023 08:16 AM (YRsIm)

331 Trump will speak at the GA GOP convention today.

Why? There isn't that much to talk about.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 10, 2023 08:16 AM (YXHzG)

332 Mornin' Horde. Saw a few old friends and met several new ones last night, had a fruity drink and crab cake sandwich. Already worth the 8+ hour drive!

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 10, 2023 08:16 AM (l15QD)

333 326 Ivermectin for HIV would get the Pride Month nod.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 10, 2023 08:16 AM (rLD7a)

334 The best dogs and boats belong to other people.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 10, 2023 08:17 AM (DhOHl)

335 This will be my 4th NoVa MoMe. I went to my first 3 weeks after moving to MD and met the Horde in person for the first time. The rest is history.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 08:17 AM (t/2Uw)

336 Tired...got up at 3:30am to get the spawn to the airport. That is one busy place at 4:30am!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 10, 2023 08:17 AM (UUBmN)

337 This is a truly f'd up situation. The Ga GOP is trying to pass a rule that allow them to bar anyone they don't like (MAGA) from running as a Republican in the state. DJT will be the keynote speaker at the convention, and the Republican governor is not even going to show up. Folks may not remember when Trump campaigned for Kemp, and helped him win, but I do. I never wanted the sorry lunkhead anyway, but that's who the party picked.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 08:18 AM (iayUP)

338 Ben Had, you missed your calling. You'd have been a world-class event director. Perle Mesta would be green with envy.

Jen and Rancher Bob go above and beyond. I can only imagine how far behind you all must get while entertaining us.

Thank you...again and again.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2023 08:18 AM (cTCuP)

339 We have one set of laws in this country, and they apply to everyone.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin

-

Nicely done.

This could be fun.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 08:19 AM (2EtZ0)

340 In truly disgusting news, the leader of PETA has stated that when she dies, she wants to be served up with a side of onions. "Meat is meat," she said.

Why wait? I have some Chianti and some fava beans.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at June 10, 2023 08:19 AM (PiwSw)

341 This will be my 4th NoVa MoMe. I went to my first 3 weeks after moving to MD and met the Horde in person for the first time. The rest is history.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 08:17 AM (t/2Uw)
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I remember. You pitched right in and helped tremendously. I'm glad we didn't scare you off!

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 08:19 AM (pTb/Z)

342 CN anyone go give Doof a ride, I would but seem to be 1/2 the country away

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 08:19 AM (xhxe8)

343 I'm wondering is DJT is going to get booed or a 15 minute ovation.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 08:20 AM (iayUP)

344 The Ga GOP

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hahaha

Yeah, I remember those guys. Buncha fighters standing up for the republic on their way to convincing their voters that there was no point in voting in the runoffs because they weren't going to do sh*t to protect the vote.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 08:21 AM (2EtZ0)

345 Bluebell, I should tell the story about how Weasel emailed me and said JesseinDC offered to give me a ride and that he wasn't a serial killer so it should be fine.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 08:22 AM (t/2Uw)

346 Millions for defense, not one penny for tribute.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2023 08:23 AM (z3WCn)

347 "Buncha fighters standing up for the republic on their way to convincing their voters that there was no point in voting in the runoffs because they weren't going to do sh*t to protect the vote."

As long as the good ol boy grifters in Atlanta hold power, they are happy.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 08:23 AM (iayUP)

348 Moving kidlet to Massachusetts. Please pray for us and her that all goes well

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2023 08:24 AM (vHIgi)

349 Back in the mid - late 80's I commuted from Wheaton, MD to Alexandria, VA and when I moved to Woodbridge it was back to Alexandria from the south.

Traffic back then was shit. I cannot imagine what's it like today. But time and day of the week make a bit of a difference. At least it used to.

And... IIRC traveling east to west or the other way wasn't quite as bad as the north - south routes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2023 08:25 AM (Q4IgG)

350 Moving kidlet to Massachusetts. Please pray for us and her that all goes well
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2023 08:24 AM

Why?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2023 08:25 AM (ixApM)

351 Under the rule, a majority of delegates can vote to stop " far-right activists" from qualifying.

He likened it to homeowners who put a sign on their lawn advertising they own a firearm to deter thieves.

“Politicians thinking of voting badly will start to vote better,” Johnson said.
Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 08:05 AM (iayUP)

Dear Lord, the language used is just insane. You keep wanting to shake the hell out of them and scream 'DO YOU FUCKING REALIZE WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE?!'

But I think they do, they just figure they have impunity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 08:25 AM (zZu0s)

352 Moving kidlet to Massachusetts. Please pray for us and her that all goes well
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Okay

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 08:26 AM (T4tVD)

353 345 Bluebell, I should tell the story about how Weasel emailed me and said JesseinDC offered to give me a ride and that he wasn't a serial killer so it should be fine.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 08:22 AM (t/2Uw)

Who could pass up an offer like that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 08:26 AM (zZu0s)

354 Why?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I ask the same myself
For wuv, twu wuv

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2023 08:26 AM (vHIgi)

355 Traffic back then was shit. I cannot imagine what's it like today. But time and day of the week make a bit of a difference. At least it used to.

And... IIRC traveling east to west or the other way wasn't quite as bad as the north - south routes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Everybody between Fredericksburg and Arlington on both sides of 95 decided to be an asshoe yesterday as far as I could tell. Except me, of course. *polishes halo*

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 10, 2023 08:27 AM (l15QD)

356 349 It was really wild during Metro construction. Crazy man in the dump truck is not your friend.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 10, 2023 08:27 AM (rLD7a)

357 It's not the votes. It's the ballots.

Posted by: Joseph Stalin at June 10, 2023 08:27 AM (DhOHl)

358 Bluebell, I should tell the story about how Weasel emailed me and said JesseinDC offered to give me a ride and that he wasn't a serial killer so it should be fine.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 08:22 AM (t/2Uw)
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Gee, that doesn't sound like Weasel at all!

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2023 08:28 AM (pTb/Z)

359 Heading out to play pickle ball.

"Pickle ball"? Is that some kind of garrett thing?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2023 08:28 AM (X4R3E)

360 Vmom, whereabouts?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 08:28 AM (t/2Uw)

361 I ask the same myself
For wuv, twu wuv
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2023 08:26 AM

*sigh*

Will pray.

Nudge them gently in the direction of NH.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2023 08:28 AM (ixApM)

362
I see a guy on a strange bike at this park frequently (anyone know the name of that style bike?). He peddles it with his arms. He was stopped so I asked him if it was comfortable. He replied it was but he had a blown out tire, and that he was waiting for someone to come with his wheelchair and pick him up. There were some other niceties back and forth.

The age was about right to be an Iraq or Afghanistan vet. I didn't want to get on that topic at all. Even saying, "Thank you for your service" seems terribly insufficient when someone has lost the use of their legs forever.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 10, 2023 08:29 AM (enJYY)

363 I ask the same myself
For wuv, twu wuv
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2023 08:26 AM (vHIgi)

'True love is the greatest thing in the world. But that's not what he said! He specifically said 'To blathe!' And we all know To Blave means to bluff. So, you were probably playing cards and he cheated...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 08:29 AM (zZu0s)

364
"Pickle ball"? Is that some kind of garrett thing?
Posted by: Ian S.

No, I think it is a 29 yr old thing.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 08:29 AM (t/2Uw)

365 True love is the greatest thing in the world. But that's not what he said! He specifically said 'To blathe!' And we all know To Blave means to bluff. So, you were probably playing cards and he cheated...'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 08:29 AM

Liar!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Vallerie at June 10, 2023 08:30 AM (ixApM)

366 Prayers up, vmom.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2023 08:30 AM (cTCuP)

367 >>I don't think I wanna own a sailboat if it takes that long.

The world would be a far better place if everyone owned a sailboat and a yellow dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2023 08:31 AM (ZLI7S)

368 BREAKING: Sources say Special Counsel Smith does not actually have the supposed "smoking gun" doc Trump is heard on an audio talking about, which means he cannot prove it is classified and thus prove Trump knew it was classified.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. Economics Teacher : Thank you, Simone. Simone.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 08:32 AM (BRHaw)

369 Bluebell, I should tell the story about how Weasel emailed me and said JesseinDC offered to give me a ride and that he wasn't a serial killer so it should be fine.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 08:22 AM (t/2Uw)

Who could pass up an offer like that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
"Best decision of my life" she says looking fondly at her gun collection. Um, meant a picture of my collection tragically lost in a canoe accident.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 08:33 AM (t/2Uw)

370 I heard it was the girlfriend's hairdresser...

Posted by: Town gossip at June 10, 2023 08:34 AM (DhOHl)

371 Gahhh... Morning Horde.
Check local news first thing this AM.
Ex-employee (fired for doing doughnuts in the parking lot) of mine got jailed yesterday for Child neglect/abuse. House was horrid. Kids the same ages as my Grands. Youngest was found wandering the neighborhood in a shitty diaper which led to a warrant.

I knew there were more issues with this dude than just a shitty work ethic. I should have tried a bit harder to help but HR did their thing.

Doesn't stop me from feeling guilty. I know the kids.

Ima try and talk the DIL and Son to foster. Maybe even.. look.. into.. doing... it.... myself...

Damn this is not how I wanted to start my weekend.

Posted by: Reforger at June 10, 2023 08:34 AM (B705c)

372 In truly disgusting news, the leader of PETA has stated that when she dies, she wants to be served up with a side of onions. "Meat is meat," she said.

I'm sure the wild hogs would appreciate the gesture.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 10, 2023 08:12 AM

They don't like onions. Here in NE Texas in the spring wild onions are all over the place but the hogs won't touch them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2023 08:34 AM (ncXxy)

373 I don't think I wanna own a sailboat if it takes that long.

The world would be a far better place if everyone owned a sailboat and a yellow dog.

Posted by: JackStraw

--

I have said for a couple of decades that if I were dictator everyone who wants a drivers license would be required to drive a moped for a year, and everyone who wants a bass boat or jet ski would be required to have a year of kayaking and sailing on lakes before being eligible.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 08:34 AM (2EtZ0)

374

Got no idea what the "body count" is from the smoke issue, the reaction I encountered was anecdotal, there was nobody I spoke with that recalled a similar occurrence of this magnitude.

Having been struck by the clarity and cleanliness of the air when we moved up here from Binghamton it WAS striking.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 10, 2023 08:35 AM (KATBx)

375 Good sticky Saturday morning, you lot.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2023 08:36 AM (4I/2K)

376 They don't like onions. Here in NE Texas in the spring wild onions are all over the place but the hogs won't touch them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2023 08:34

Perhaps if we caramelize the onions first...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2023 08:36 AM (ixApM)

377 Bluebell, I should tell the story about how Weasel emailed me and said JesseinDC offered to give me a ride and that he wasn't a serial killer so it should be fine.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 10, 2023 08:22 AM (t/2Uw)

Who could pass up an offer like that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

"Best decision of my life" she says looking fondly at her gun collection. Um, meant a picture of my collection tragically lost in a canoe accident.
Posted by: Sharon
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I flew 1700 miles to meet Jesse and go to a cabin in W Va. (No cell service there so he drove me 45 minutes to find a good enough signal to let my family know I was ok and he wasn't a serial killer, and that's when I knew I loved him.) So yes, I would also have to say best decision of my life re: Jesse.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 10, 2023 08:36 AM (l15QD)

378 The former president stored boxes of classified documents in various locations at Mar-a-Lago, including an office space, his bedroom, a storage room, a bathroom, a ballroom and in the shower, according to the unsealed indictment.

On 5 April 2021, a Trump employee texted a colleague to ask whether boxes in the business center could be moved to make room for staff to use it as an office.

The employee responded, “We can definitely make it work if we move his papers into the lake room?”

First employee: “There is still a little room in the shower where his other stuff is. Is it only his papers he cares about? Theres some other stuff in there that are not papers. Could that go to storage? Or does he want everything in there on property?”

WHO REALLY FUCKED UP HERE??
The National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) is an independent agency created in 1934 to identify, protect, preserve, and make publicly available the historically valuable records of all three branches of the federal government. NARA manages the federal government’s archives, administers a system of Presidential Libraries, operates museums, conducts education and public programs provides oversight of government

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 08:37 AM (BRHaw)

379 And only property owners can vote.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at June 10, 2023 08:37 AM (DhOHl)

380 In truly disgusting news, the leader of PETA has stated that when she dies, she wants to be served up with a side of onions. "Meat is meat," she said.

I'm sure the wild hogs would appreciate the gesture.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 10, 2023 08:12 AM

They don't like onions. Here in NE Texas in the spring wild onions are all over the place but the hogs won't touch them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2023 08:34 AM (ncXxy)

Truly, the hogs have a discerning palate.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2023 08:38 AM (4I/2K)

381 326 So if there were even a hint of data to suggest that Ivermectin assisted in weight loss, would there have been any pushb with no bad efack against off-label use of horse paste for weight loss?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2023 08:15 AM (uLr+K)
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Forget weight loss, imagine if it could be used as an abortion pill with no bad effects!
"This will rid you of that lump of tissue and cure you of Covid-19"

Posted by: Ciampino - the joke write themselves at June 10, 2023 08:38 AM (qfLjt)

382 >>Ivermectin for HIV would get the Pride Month nod.

FWIW, stories on Reddit recount how gay relatives took ivermectin and . . . stopped being gay. Kinda wild, if even remotely true - would also explain why western countries were so against it. Also that it might cure left cat lady toxiplasmosis on the side. . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2023 08:38 AM (mo/0F)

383 Liar!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Vallerie at June 10, 2023 08:30 AM (ixApM)

You never had it so good!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 08:39 AM (zZu0s)

384
Up (at last), dressed, morning prayers said, Her Majesty has been called, dogs taken care of. Now sitting in the Command Center at Schloss Hadrian with my coffee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2023 08:39 AM (MoZTd)

385 "This will rid you of that lump of tissue and cure you of Covid-19"

Uncle Festerman's eyes light up.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 10, 2023 08:40 AM (YXHzG)

386 Ivermectin to kill babies? That's outrageous! It's off-patent and we couldn't make any money!

Posted by: Big Pharma at June 10, 2023 08:40 AM (PiwSw)

387 That apartment collapse in Davenport, Iowa is being treated as a crime scene. Looks like the landlord is in a heap of trouble.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2023 08:40 AM (cTCuP)

388 And only property owners can vote.

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Oh goodness yes.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 08:41 AM (2EtZ0)

389 On my way to the pickle ball court. For those who are asking, it's a cross between tennis, ping pong, and badminton. Played on a court about 1/3 the size of a tennis court with a ball that resembles a wiffle ball and paddles that look like oversized ping pong paddles. Takes 5 mins to learn and it's highly addictive.

Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2023 08:41 AM (XTkau)

390 'They know everything. I'm sorry.'
- that's why

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2023 08:41 AM (z3WCn)

391 >>The world would be a far better place if everyone owned a sailboat and a yellow dog.

Make that simply "a dog"

Indeed.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2023 08:41 AM (mo/0F)

392 There were stories a while back that women who went off the pill after a long time were turning lesbian.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 10, 2023 08:41 AM (hh7Ed)

393 Nood coffee is ready

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at June 10, 2023 08:41 AM (8C7+r)

394 But again, dictator. So...

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 10, 2023 08:42 AM (2EtZ0)

395 >>I have said for a couple of decades that if I were dictator everyone who wants a drivers license would be required to drive a moped for a year, and everyone who wants a bass boat or jet ski would be required to have a year of kayaking and sailing on lakes before being eligible.

and a yellow dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2023 08:42 AM (ZLI7S)

396 I'll have the onions, hold the PETA.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2023 08:42 AM (iayUP)

397 COVFEFE

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2023 08:42 AM (BRHaw)

398 Takes 5 mins to learn and it's highly addictive.
Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2023 08:41 AM (XTkau)

And several years to master the scoring...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 10, 2023 08:42 AM (PiwSw)

399 Riding a motorcycle certainly makes you looks at other drivers differently.

I miss it a lot. Then I notice the idiots driving and weaving in and out of traffic, changing lanes two at a time when their vision is blocked by another car...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 08:42 AM (zZu0s)

400 We have one set of laws in this country, and they apply to everyone.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin

Oh, absolutely! Wouldn't have it any other way.

Posted by: Jon Corzine at June 10, 2023 08:43 AM (4I/2K)

401 >>And only property owners can vote.

"Awesome! More property = more votes?"
-- BlackRock and China

Posted by: Potential Unintended Consequences? at June 10, 2023 08:43 AM (mo/0F)

402 355
Everybody between Fredericksburg and Arlington on both sides of 95 decided to be an asshoe yesterday as far as I could tell. Except me, of course. *polishes halo*

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 10, 2023 08:27 AM (l15QD)
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Yes Dear, I'm okay. It's just that every asshole on the road is driving the wrong way!

Posted by: Ciampino -- the joke write themselves at June 10, 2023 08:44 AM (qfLjt)

403 Has anyone mentioned that KitchenAid has pulled their appliances from Target? Mentioned on Twitter yesterday and it's over the pride clothes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 10, 2023 08:47 AM (ouTlx)

404 You mean Targay.

Posted by: Ahem at June 10, 2023 08:53 AM (DhOHl)

405

Is owning a Black Lab racist?

Posted by: irongrampa at June 10, 2023 08:54 AM (KATBx)

406 Migration on a Friday?

Haven’t they heard of ‘Look ONLY friday’

Posted by: PMRich at June 10, 2023 09:00 AM (eh5ud)

407 405

Is owning a Black Lab racist?

Posted by: irongrampa at June 10, 2023 08:54 AM (KATBx)
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Yes if you name it the forbidden word as used in all good rap 'music'.

Posted by: Ciampino - In a flash you're gone at June 10, 2023 09:02 AM (qfLjt)

408 399 Riding a motorcycle certainly makes you looks at other drivers differently.

I miss it a lot. Then I notice the idiots driving and weaving in and out of traffic, changing lanes two at a time when their vision is blocked by another car...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 10, 2023 08:42 AM (zZu0s)
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Was that Ace on his Vespa?

Posted by: Ciampino - Lambretta is also a scooter at June 10, 2023 09:06 AM (qfLjt)

409
Has anyone mentioned that KitchenAid has pulled their appliances from Target? Mentioned on Twitter yesterday and it's over the pride clothes.

Bogus. A 'satire' web site made the claim and some people got sucked in. In actuality:

KitchenAid is one of the companies that partnered with Dylan Mulvaney, a transgender influencer known for documenting her gender transition on social media.

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