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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 09:53 PM (B/X3r)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2023 09:55 PM (ixApM)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2023 09:56 PM (ixApM)
Posted by: Marvin da Martian at June 09, 2023 09:59 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Do NOT enter any doorway that a Capitol cop opens for you.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 09:59 PM (B/X3r)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2023 10:00 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Connor at June 09, 2023 10:00 PM (87+P8)
Posted by: Marvin da Martian at June 09, 2023 10:00 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Iris at June 09, 2023 10:01 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Theodore at June 09, 2023 10:02 PM (pGonq)
the Walmart I worked at named all of it's pallet jacks.
Candle Jack
Full Metal Jackie
Jack Palance
por ejemplo
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 09, 2023 10:02 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Theodore at June 09, 2023 10:03 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 10:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 10:03 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 09, 2023 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
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A better version of this is "The Nolan Chart" created by a libertarian, and popular among libertarians back in the day (before I became older, wiser, and a hard-right social conservative as well).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nolan_Chart
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 10:04 PM (sJSOG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2023 10:04 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 09, 2023 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:04 PM (CpzM7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2023 10:05 PM (Bd6X8)
Not like 6 million dollars worth but at least like a few thousands bucks for a new foot that let me jump and dunk a basketball.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 10:05 PM (mE7cY)
I totally did that when I had a job that required moving pallets around.
And I was saving the company money; it's faster to scooter around on an empty pallet jack than it is to just walk and drag it behind you.
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2023 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
his peeps are really on him
they saw his prey and moved in to hustle Joe off
Posted by: REDACTED at June
That wasn’t exactly what I was thinking! But he is handsome, and then I realized he is probably a lot younger than me so not wanting to be a Biden here.
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 10:06 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2023 10:06 PM (JvZmY)
that the moon was going to come thru my window, into my room, and punch me in the nose
Posted by: DB - fair play for Pluto! at June 09, 2023 10:07 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 10:07 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 10:08 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:08 PM (CpzM7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2023 10:09 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Marvin da Martian at June 09, 2023 10:09 PM (e4fEA)
Why not just make them a smooth arc?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 10:08 PM (mE7cY)
For the uni-boob?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2023 10:09 PM (4I/2K)
well, it was before I learned that 'meat' is really the animals' muscles. I thought the outside of the animal was fur and skin, and then the meat was under that, and then under that was bones and guts and stuff
Posted by: DB - fair play for Pluto! at June 09, 2023 10:10 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Connor at June 09, 2023 10:00 PM (87+P
Welcome to the party, pal!
Posted by: Generalissimo Francisco Franco at June 09, 2023 10:10 PM (jGGMD)
Why not just make them a smooth arc?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 10:08 PM (mE7cY)
For the uni-boob?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2023 10:09 PM (4I/2K)
Maybe more like a semi-cylinder?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 10:10 PM (ynpvh)
That Americans were immune to the stupidity and foibles of other countries.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 10:11 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 09, 2023 10:11 PM (wagHN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2023 10:11 PM (JvZmY)
Why not just make them a smooth arc?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 10:08 PM (mE7cY)
For the uni-boob?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2023 10:09 PM (4I/2K
Sure. Or a gentle curve from collarbone to stomach. No need for each breast to have a rounded pocket. Last I checked, boobs are quite squishy.
At least so sayeth the girls in sports bras at the gym.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 10:11 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:11 PM (CpzM7)
Posted by: pookysgirl is not pleased with society in general at June 09, 2023 10:12 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2023 10:12 PM (oKHcS)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 10:12 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 10:12 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2023 10:12 PM (oKHcS
No.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 10:12 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:12 PM (6Au5r)
Had quite a debate with 11th grade history teacher about Nazism being far left (he argued far right). On the test, I marked it far left. Sumbitch gave me the red-checkmark. So we debated again. He wouldn't budge. Stubborn SOB. 'Course I wouldn't budge either...
Bacardi/nectar of the mortals poured and ready for consumption.
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 10:13 PM (tocrP)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 10:13 PM (e4fEA)
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Authority figures are there to protect us.
Posted by: Methos at June 09, 2023 10:13 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:14 PM (6Au5r)
And both sides consider each other heretics.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2023 10:14 PM (Bd6X8)
First one is the prettiest.
Second one is the happiest.
Third one is the tallest.
I'm agnostic. They're all great.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 10:14 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2023 10:12 PM (oKHcS)
You're nametag is Glowie.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 10:15 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2023 10:15 PM (k1Qly)
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Authority figures are there to protect us.
Posted by: Methos
And that the most qualified became leaders in their chosen endeavor.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 10:15 PM (B/X3r)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:15 PM (CpzM7)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:15 PM (6Au5r)
I must be miss remembering but I swear the handles had a slight cant back toward the forks, the better when racing.
The slide outs while trying to make a turn between racks were lit.
Posted by: From about that Time at June 09, 2023 10:16 PM (4780s)
Thanks for ruining everything, Mr. Ross.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 10:16 PM (oINRc)
Propaganda? Check.
Attacking political opponents? Check.
Othering people? Check.
Removing rights from people? Check.
Trying to implement a dictatorship? Check.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 10:16 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 09, 2023 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
On a quick look, I reject that personal freedom is a "liberal" value, but that's probably due to a common libertarian failing, they often confuse liberty with libertine. Classical liberalism, which is what "conservative" actually is, is all about personal freedom. You can still favor personal freedom while recognizing there are limits.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2023 10:16 PM (WMA72)
Posted by: Marvin da Martian at June 09, 2023 10:00 PM (e4fEA)
It's a heck of a way to break up with your girlfriend.
Posted by: Methos at June 09, 2023 10:16 PM (kOpft)
"The Canadian system is wonderful!"
What's sickening is that many Canadians will willingly allow themselves to be euthanized because they don't want to be a burden on the system. They are its servants, not the other way.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 10:16 PM (2LR0f)
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Saw a movie in the 70's about Charles Manson which ended with his 1st parole hearing coming up. I thought he'd get out and come get me and my family.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 10:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: From about that Time at June 09, 2023 10:17 PM (4780s)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:17 PM (CpzM7)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:17 PM (6Au5r)
And...
What the over/under on the fibbies being there?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 10:17 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: DB - fair play for Pluto! at June 09, 2023 10:17 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2023 10:18 PM (JvZmY)
That some day Yogi would get to keep the pic-a-nic basket and Wiley Coyote would get the roadrunner.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 10:18 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 09, 2023 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
Pls link this if possible. New to me. JP was awesome.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:18 PM (6Au5r)
Posted by: Uncledave at June 09, 2023 10:18 PM (zpKII)
So a religious schism like Sunni and Shi'a.
Yes, except the combatants can eat pork.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2023 10:19 PM (Bd6X8)
But they embraced marxism long before we did.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2023 10:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2023 10:12 PM (oKHcS)
Be sure to have spit-shined cordovans!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 09, 2023 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2023 10:20 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2023 10:20 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2023 10:12.PM
Ah, the CBD Summer Collection.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2023 10:20 PM (ixApM)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 09, 2023 10:21 PM (KAi1n)
Enjoyable. Not sure if that gets placed in the pleasure category by early childhood experiences or would I have the same had I grown up in a cement jungle. I'll never know.
Posted by: micky at June 09, 2023 10:21 PM (3byMq)
What I believed as an adult that is of course ridiculous.
That if I did a good job for my company and delivered value I'd work for them until I chose to retire.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 10:21 PM (2LR0f)
At least so sayeth the girls in sports bras at the gym.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Also, it's safer. Even if you're not trying to make functional armor, which should deflect blows away from your important bits, and not channel them towards your heart.
The armor in the picture isn't too bad, but still. Don't make it form-fitting for the D-cupped woman. Consider what happens if you fall when you're wearing something like that. Boobs are squishy. Armor isn't. So you're falling breastbone-first onto the business end of a wood-splitting maul, with no way to avoid it.
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2023 10:21 PM (DgGvY)
Fascism was Vaisya/Middle Class and Communism was Peasant class.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:22 PM (6Au5r)
Posted by: Piper
When I was a child, I made that mistake. Once. Had to be taken in for xrays.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 09, 2023 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
1. Bigfoot.
2. Farrah Fawcet would talk to me if she showed up at the roller rink.
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 10:25 PM (tocrP)
Posted by: mikeski
Shouldn't Anna Wintour weigh in on this?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2023 10:27 PM (oKHcS)
Tonight's question: What was something you believed as a child that is of course ridiculous?
If I blew my nose hard enough and long enough I would empty my head of all snot and then I'd never have to blow my nose again.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2023 10:27 PM (pNxlR)
Even when he became a true believing Nazi enacting all the Nuremberg Laws and such supposedly Hitler still called him "that old Communist."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2023 10:27 PM (JvZmY)
Unfortunately the country is run by people who fervently believe ridiculous things and want to compel you to believe them too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 10:28 PM (2LR0f)
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That I wouldn't hurt anymore when I grew up.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2023 10:28 PM (P9uwL)
That the Mukalee Muck Monster would get me and my sister. It never got me though.
Posted by: fd at June 09, 2023 10:28 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 09, 2023 10:28 PM (KAi1n)
That God was good and hatefilled rage monster parents are normal.
Posted by: Also Santa but only for a few minutes at June 09, 2023 10:29 PM (AiuQB)
Posted by: Marvin da Martian at June 09, 2023 10:00 PM (e4fEA)
It's a heck of a way to break up with your girlfriend.
Posted by: Methos at June 09, 2023 10:16 PM (kOpft)
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It was a marriage proposal. If she wants that ring she'll have to dig a little deeper.
Posted by: Corona at June 09, 2023 10:29 PM (nakGR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2023 10:29 PM (JvZmY)
Love the comparison of the pride flag with the Nazi flag, they are indeed representing the same weltanschauung
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2023 10:30 PM (RIvkX)
That there's such a thing as true love.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2023 10:30 PM (U2p+3)
That the Mukalee Muck Monster would get me and my sister. It never got me though.
Posted by: fd at June 09, 2023 10:28 PM (iayUP)
__________
Your poor sister, though...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 10:30 PM (2LR0f)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2023 10:30 PM (oKHcS)
Posted by: fd at June 09, 2023 10:28 PM (iayUP)
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OK, you've got to explain this Mukalee Muck Monster.
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 10:31 PM (tocrP)
National socialism versus international socialism. Ethnic cleansing versus ideological/economic cleansing. The Nazis had way better style though. Stalin didn't have a Hugo Boss to design their uniforms.
Posted by: They're all oppressors and murderers so fuck'em at June 09, 2023 10:31 PM (AiuQB)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2023 10:31 PM (3yOOZ)
Any of the crap that the democrats shoveled out about the Kennedys.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 09, 2023 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2023 10:32 PM (JvZmY)
That if I had a towel around my neck I could fly like superman.
Posted by: Infidel at June 09, 2023 10:32 PM (kHtnd)
Posted by: Shame On Me at June 09, 2023 10:30 PM (bHvPK)
Ppl really not be reading Farrell's biography of Benny smdh
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:32 PM (6Au5r)
Tasha Yar was your sister?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2023 10:33 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Uh that's a negative Ghost Rider at June 09, 2023 10:33 PM (AiuQB)
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2023 10:21 PM (DgGvY)
***
I am happy to personally fit any woman's armor. I guarantee you'll love the new look!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 10:33 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:34 PM (6Au5r)
That there was no way I'd some day be yelling "get off of my lawn".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2023 10:34 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2023 10:34 PM (P9uwL)
That Walter Cronkite told the truth. (shrugs) watched the news with my parents every night. No cable and pickings were slim in rural PA in the 70s.
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 09, 2023 10:35 PM (LUyqH)
Posted by: polynikes
Goebbels - Hitler told him to tone it down. However, the Nazi economic program was a mix of fascism and communism. The state told business owners what to make and how much to pay workers; workers were guaranteed jobs but had little freedom to change jobs. Health care, vacays, etc. Himmler was a chicken farmer and serious occultist.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 09, 2023 10:35 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Theodore at June 09, 2023 10:35 PM (pGonq)
Simply not true? He was the editor of one of the largest Marxist newspapers in Italy.
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:36 PM (CpzM7)
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For some reason, around age 5 when I started going to school in kindergarten, I honestly thought that my parents could monitor and see my every action -- which made me behave and be a "good boy" so I wouldn't embarrass them or get in trouble for misbehaving.
What's creepy now is that they really can ... and now I have this nightmare vision that people will live half a life, say until they're 40 (that's all been recorded, perhaps some implant in one or both eyes or elsewhere?, and stored digitally) -- and then spend the next half of their lives re-watching (re-living) the first half.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 10:36 PM (sJSOG)
That the good guys win and truth always prevails.
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 10:36 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: polynikes
The bands of little musicians in jukeboxes were *amazing*!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2023 10:37 PM (3yOOZ)
That if I had a towel around my neck I could fly like superman.
Posted by: Infidel at June 09, 2023 10:32 PM (kHtnd)
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And when you came to in the ER you were disabused of this notion.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 10:37 PM (2LR0f)
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Yeah, I was pretty jaded as a kid, and I never believed that.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2023 10:37 PM (P9uwL)
Best I ever was to accomplish was a mouse trap in a slice of pie. Just had to be careful putting the filling back into the sides of the slice.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 10:38 PM (e4fEA)
That Walter Cronkite told the truth.
Ain't it the truth.
Also, I believed frogs gave you warts, and if you swallowed an apple seed, a tree would grow out of your stomach.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 10:38 PM (eOEVl)
And certifications were a reliable indicator.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:38 PM (LmVS8)
Posted by: scampydog
Some say it's a escaped gorilla, or maybe a space alien. I think it's something more pedestrian, like a hobo wearing a black garbage sack. Legend has it that it comes out of the muck of Mukalee swamp on moonless nights, seeking gullible little sisters and scaring their face off.
Posted by: fd at June 09, 2023 10:39 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 10:39 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Hadrian
Never did that, but mom couldn't keep me out of the huge pine trees.
Posted by: Infidel at June 09, 2023 10:40 PM (kHtnd)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:41 PM (CpzM7)
That Walter Cronkite told the truth. (shrugs) watched the news with my parents every night. No cable and pickings were slim in rural PA in the 70s.
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 09, 2023 10:35 PM (LUyqH)
Yeah well, plenty of adults believed his bullshit too. At least you had childhood ignorance and naivete as a legitimate excuse.
Posted by: The grownups were willing dupes at June 09, 2023 10:41 PM (AiuQB)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 10:36 PM (sJSOG)
***
You bring your own mushrooms to the pizza place don't you?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 10:41 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Infidel at June 09, 2023 10:40 PM (kHtnd)
Loretta
https://youtu.be/YPQw79mvfeM
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:42 PM (LmVS8)
Posted by: fd at June 09, 2023 10:39 PM (iayUP)
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So too big to hide under the bed, phew.
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 10:42 PM (tocrP)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:41 PM (CpzM7)
Depends. Just how 29 years old are you?
Posted by: Journey says don't stop believing at June 09, 2023 10:42 PM (AiuQB)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm at June 09, 2023 10:42 PM (gBvlU)
That the Mukalee Muck Monster would get me and my sister. It never got me though.
Posted by: fd
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OK, you've got to explain this Mukalee Muck Monster.
Posted by: scampydog
Sounds like Paramafait.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0621546
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2023 10:43 PM (63Dwl)
No, really.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 10:43 PM (B/X3r)
If you figured it out, no. I don't know what age it was, but I stopped believing when I figured out that "Santa" and Momma Basura had the same handwriting. And before you go there, that was on the gift tags, there was no snow where I grew up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2023 10:44 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:44 PM (CpzM7)
Posted by: scampydog at June
Don’t let your arms dangle over the bed and keep legs under at least the top sheet just to be sure, though.
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 10:44 PM (ZdaMQ)
The FBI are the good guys.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 09, 2023 10:44 PM (vg8N1)
I still believe there is something nasty and cruel in water that isn't clear.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:45 PM (LmVS8)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 10:33 PM (e4fEA)
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Gives new meaning to "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy."
LOL
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 10:45 PM (sJSOG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2023 10:45 PM (U2p+3)
Enjoyable. Not sure if that gets placed in the pleasure category by early childhood experiences or would I have the same had I grown up in a cement jungle. I'll never know.
Posted by: micky at June 09, 2023 10:21 PM (3byMq)
Driving by the Scotch Whiskey factory around Glasglow, Scotland. I wanted a bowl of whatever they were cooking. Smelled so good, like the best cereal in the world.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 10:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 09, 2023 10:46 PM (uVPm5)
No, really.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 10:43 PM (B/X3r)
***
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh stop it!
You're killing me here!
Sigh...yeah. I thought the same.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 10:46 PM (e4fEA)
Probably just brain eating amoebas.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2023 10:46 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 10:44 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Best to keep an eye on that shadow on the closet door too. Can't be too cautious.
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 10:47 PM (tocrP)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 10:47 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:47 PM (LmVS8)
No, really.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 10:43 PM (B/X3r)
Oh you sweet summer child. That's OK, I believed that keeping your head down, working hard, and keeping everyone around you as happy as possible were the necessary and sufficient conditions for success professionally and in life. A real kneeslapper that.
Posted by: So much of what we learned was bullshit. Sad. at June 09, 2023 10:47 PM (AiuQB)
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 09, 2023 10:47 PM (LUyqH)
And if you crossed your eyes and someone hit you on the back, they'd get stuck that way.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2023 10:47 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 10:48 PM (B/X3r)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 09, 2023 10:12.PM
Some years ago I was at a Target with my son. Someone approached him about some kind of electronic thing. Son realized he was wearing a red shirt and khaki pants. He was not an employee. But he helped the guy find what he needed. My son is a good man.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 09, 2023 10:48 PM (T/Lqj)
And if you crossed your eyes and someone hit you on the back, they'd get stuck that way.
Posted by: nurse ratched at
Or if you made faces it would stick! Guess the truth to that is you get wrinkles! 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 10:48 PM (ZdaMQ)
LOL
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 10:45 PM (sJSOG)
I know, right!!??
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 10:48 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 09, 2023 10:48 PM (uVPm5)
My sister and I were of differing opinions on this. She said it was best to keep the door closed. I wanted it open so I could keep an eye on things.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 10:49 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2023 10:49 PM (U2p+3)
Corned beef hash with eggs over easy was the most disgusting breakfast ever created.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2023 10:49 PM (k1Qly)
The FBI are the good guys.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 09, 2023 10:44 PM (vg8N1)
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"The Untouchables" with Robert Stack and "The F.B.I." with Efrem Zimbalist Jr. were Deep State MDM Indoctrination PsyOps.
Fight Me!
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 10:49 PM (sJSOG)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09
My mom told me I was adopted but they brought me back. 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 10:49 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:44 PM (CpzM7)
Not everyone gets a childhood.
Posted by: Kids are resilient. Beat, demean, and terrorize them. Especially yours. at June 09, 2023 10:50 PM (AiuQB)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 09, 2023 10:50 PM (uVPm5)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:50 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2023 10:52 PM (U2p+3)
You wear glasses, don't you.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 10:52 PM (eOEVl)
When ever we were driving somewhere along a cliffside and the sign said "Beware of Rolling Rock", my mom told me Rolling Rock was an Indian and if I watched carefully I could see him rolling rocks onto the road.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 10:53 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 09, 2023 10:53 PM (uVPm5)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 10:47 PM (eOEVl)
Pretty good but I call malarkey on that being bettet than Loretta's.
It did have a Cowboy Junkies vibe to it.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:53 PM (LmVS8)
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 10:53 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 10:41 PM (e4fEA)
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LOL. Didn't get it and had to have the wifey explain the joke to me.
It really is amazing what the imagination is capable of, especially in children ... and I was guilty of "magical thinking" into early adulthood until I finally had to grow up after being slapped repeatedly in the face by reality.
[My mom's motivational admonition "Where there's a will, there's a way" did NOT serve me well, especially when it came to relationships with women."]
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 10:54 PM (sJSOG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2023 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
Doing pretty ok. Marine bought a ring! Hopefully he pops the question this weekend!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2023 10:52 PM (U2p+3)
That would be awesome. Let me know. I just saw your email.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 09, 2023 10:55 PM (uVPm5)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:50 PM (MNhXM)
The palm shaving is a real bitch.
Posted by: Gillettes are right out though at June 09, 2023 10:55 PM (AiuQB)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 09, 2023 10:55 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 09, 2023 10:57 PM (Nx1bw)
They do an it does. Maybe not on the timeframe we want but it always does.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2023 10:58 PM (ZLI7S)
My mom told me I was adopted but they brought me back. 😂
Posted by: Piper
Did they get a refund?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2023 10:58 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 09, 2023 10:58 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2023 10:52 PM (U2p+3)
9mm or .45ACP?
It matters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2023 10:59 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:50 PM (MNhXM)
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Posted by: Jurgens Lotion at June 09, 2023 10:59 PM (tocrP)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 10:54 PM (sJSOG)
Such bullshit, along with the old "you can do anything you set your mind to." Um, fuck no you can't. Not everyone gets to be an astronaut or test pilot or rock star.
Posted by: People need to stop bullshitting kids at June 09, 2023 10:59 PM (AiuQB)
Nothing wrong with imagination and especially magical thinking. To this day I will sit back, enjoy a cigar and a drink, and think of a new chapter in the book I write in my head.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 10:59 PM (e4fEA)
No, really.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 10:43 PM (B/X3r)
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In many ways, this too is the story of ShainS.
After having succeeded based solely on effort, determination, & merit as a youth (primarily school & sports) -- I was aghast upon entering corporate America in the mid-80s to find that it was pure socialism: excellence was punished, and mediocrity rewarded.
I literally quit 50 professional (software) jobs over the course of a 25-year career. Some on the first day (occasionally, they'd put me IN A DIFFERENT JOB than I'd interviewed and been hired for), some after a week or two. And EVERY TIME I was asked to go into meetings and LIE TO UPPER MANAGEMENT, which was frequently, out the door I went ... no 30 pieces of gold for my soul.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 11:00 PM (sJSOG)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 09, 2023 11:00 PM (uVPm5)
Posted by: Piper
Did they get a refund?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
My mom would have told me she made the gypsies pay to take me back.
Yeah, she had a hell of a sense of humor and I miss her its only been mumble mumble years.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2023 11:00 PM (3yOOZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2023 11:01 PM (HzoNv)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:50 PM (MNhXM)
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We thank you for your business.
Right?
Posted by: Lenscrafters at June 09, 2023 11:01 PM (eOEVl)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0621546
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr"
That's it!
There was this movie my sister watched one time with a ghost haunting some woman in a spooky voice saying "Caroline, CAROLINE". For years after I could scare her by standing outside her bedroom door going "Caroline, CAROLINE". She'd freak out and in would get in trouble.
I don't remember the movie's name though. Anybody have any idea?
Posted by: fd at June 09, 2023 11:01 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 09, 2023 11:00 PM (uVPm5)
F*ckin' A right they did.
Awesome.
In spite of the Ivy League retards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2023 11:02 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:50 PM (MNhXM)
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In many ways, this TOO is the story of ShainS. LOL.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 11:03 PM (sJSOG)
Posted by: Donkey at June 09, 2023 11:04 PM (AiuQB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2023 11:04 PM (RIvkX)
F*ckin' A right they did.
Awesome.
In spite of the Ivy League retards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2023 11:02 PM (ZCCyW)
There is the sharing of adult beverages in our future. Maybe you should come to heaven to visit JJ, Mis Hum, and Me?
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 09, 2023 11:05 PM (uVPm5)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:50 PM (MNhXM)
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We thank you for your business.
Right?
Posted by: Lenscrafters at June 09, 2023 11:01 PM (eOEVl)
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LOL. Well-played, Archimedes.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 11:05 PM (sJSOG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 11:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 09, 2023 11:05 PM (Cus5s)
I think I like the smell of fresh cut hay, for a fraction of the first breath, then my body says, nope! Try not to breathe that! (Allergies)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 09, 2023 11:05 PM (Nx1bw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2023 11:07 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2023 11:07 PM (3yOOZ)
Stay safe. Be safe. Be aware.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2023 11:08 PM (CHHv1)
On one end of the spectrum is the "Ruler's Law", aka Totalitarianism. On the other is "No Law", i.e., Anarchy. In the middle is the "People's Law", the sweet spot. There is no mention of Left/Right, communist, fascist, whatever. These ideologies can potentially exist on either end of the spectrum.
Check it out. Skousen discusses it almost immediately at the start of the book. It is a simple and powerful measure.
Posted by: RobertM at June 09, 2023 11:09 PM (+/lOf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2023 10:52 PM (U2p+3)
9mm or .45ACP?
It matters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2023 10:59 PM (ZCCyW)
***
The man's a Marine. He carries a K-bar.
Congrats to you Nurse and to them!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 11:10 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2023 11:07 PM (3yOOZ)
It's interesting. Obv everything hinges on the definition of "rationalism" and what one thinks of it.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 11:10 PM (LmVS8)
Posted by: illiniwek
Makes perfect sense in cartoon world!
Did you miss the Looney Tunes bull that Bugs Bunny fought? Or think it was another species entirely?
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2023 11:10 PM (DgGvY)
https://is.gd/5x6xf7
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2023 11:11 PM (P9uwL)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2023 11:11 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: illiniwek
Makes perfect sense in cartoon world!
Did you miss the Looney Tunes bull that Bugs Bunny fought? Or think it was another species entirely?
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2023 11:10 PM (DgGvY)
Are you calling bull on his story?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2023 11:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2023 11:12 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2023 11:12 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2023 11:11 PM (RIvkX)
Drum solos on strong acid and the dollar bill lmao
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 11:13 PM (LmVS8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2023 11:11 PM (RIvkX)
I thought cameras weren't allowed at MoMes!!!???
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 11:13 PM (e4fEA)
It matters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Well, she went to a event at the base and he had her fire his M4. She did very well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2023 11:13 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2023 11:13 PM (B8vRj)
I also may have had one too many Gimlets.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2023 11:13 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 09, 2023 11:14 PM (llON8)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 09, 2023 10:58 PM (KAi1n)
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Ah, that brings back a very early memory:
Dad had an 8mm camera and one Easter he's filming the family outside on his parent's old hog ranch.
When he plays the developed film back for us later on the projector, there's the family standing in front of the camera ... and BOOM ... there's a giant Bunny Rabbit that appears out of nowhere standing with us.
I'm like "WTF" (for a little kid) and how did that Bunny appear out of thin air? Of course, I got a magical answer ... and didn't realize until later that the filming had been stopped, and then restarted when the Rabbit (someone obviously wearing a costume) entered the scene.
Needless to say, I was somewhat confused for awhile (perhaps the origin of my later magical thinking?).
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 11:14 PM (sJSOG)
I'm sorry about that.
My drunken, raging father almost killed my brother. I thought G-d was the first part of a word ending in "damn." One day I discovered that G-d IS real, and IS good.
That He "holds out His hands all day long" to we, who often blow Him off because we want life our way, and don't or won't wait, or read and consult His Word for answers to our dilemmas...consider a man who suffered enormously: Job.
G-d never did answer Job's questions...however, He did inform Job precisely Who created the universe and everything in it, and all without anyones help...in other words, sometimes all we can do is trust His Word, and wait on Him...and it can be a challenge to do that in these times.
Posted by: Ju at June 09, 2023 11:14 PM (aTmM/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
She's pro life, voted for Trump and unvaccinated.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2023 11:15 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Shipoopi at June 09, 2023 11:15 PM (xKFcT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2023 11:15 PM (HzoNv)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 11:15 PM (LmVS8)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 09, 2023 11:16 PM (P9uwL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2023 11:17 PM (U2p+3)
>>My political compass has one axis of how much you like Buckaroo Banzai and the other how much you like Highlander.
Both good solid B-Movies. Although Highlander had the better soundtrack.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2023 11:17 PM (up/3i)
I failed your compass test. Oh, well.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2023 11:18 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Never depend on the crowd to break up the fight early.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 09, 2023 11:18 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2023 11:17 PM (up/3i)
No FEMA camp for you! But sadly you'll be doing scut work in the ethnostate.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 11:18 PM (LmVS8)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2023 11:18 PM (Xrfse)
Enjoy Siberia!
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 11:19 PM (LmVS8)
He'd be a fool to let that one go. Congrats to him, her, and you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2023 11:19 PM (Bd6X8)
I am very interested in learning how no law communism would work
Posted by: Weirddave at June 09, 2023 11:21 PM (PRALg)
Bacardi/nectar of the mortals poured and ready for consumption.
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 10:13 PM (tocrP)
Your teacher was a filthy Commie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2023 11:22 PM (B8vRj)
233 Both good solid B-Movies. Although Highlander had the better soundtrack.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2023 11:17 PM (up/3i)
Closing credits of Buckaroo and that song? Please.
This lack of nobility is why you will not be a prominent person.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 11:22 PM (LmVS8)
Posted by: Piper
City gurls don't know this
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 09, 2023 11:22 PM (y7zkd)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June
I am a huge adoption advocate. I hope I didn’t offend you.
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 11:22 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2023 10:04 PM (jzzG
If you have a dealer you can trust, but most stuff nowadays is stepped on and boosted with fentanyl
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 11:23 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2023 11:23 PM (Xrfse)
Pulled into the truck stop and checked in at the tire shop cuz I had a trailer tire with a hole in it. Trailer has one of those auto-inflate systems do I can keep it rolling for a while but it'll blow out eventually. Since I'm stopping anyway I'll just get it taken care of here. Go check in, guy says there's two trucks ahead of me be about two hours. Okay. Sign in, go back to the truck and lay down in the bunk.
I completely forget I tossed a couple of packets of barbecue sauce in the back. You know the kind, the little tub shaped packs. Lay down, squish one and now I got an ugly barbecue stain on my sheets. Try to get as much of it out as I can. A big brown stain. And it's right at that perfect spot where my ass would be. It now looks like I literally shit the bed.
Fuck my life.
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2023 11:23 PM (DpXRB)
Like the little bearded guy who turns the fridge light on and off!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2023 11:23 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 11:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
Me too, except my kitten was supposed to be a cheetah. I was not pleased when said kitten failed to materialize.
Also, i'd have been better off blaming my younger brother for the dribble around the toilet than blaming my sister. I didn't think that one through.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 09, 2023 11:24 PM (KAi1n)
Deborah Kara Unger...caused me to have impure thoughts.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 11:24 PM (e4fEA)
Not in any way. Sorry if I inadvertently conveyed that.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2023 11:24 PM (Xrfse)
>>No FEMA camp for you! But sadly you'll be doing scut work in the ethnostate.
As long as I can knock off by 3pm I'll do whatever it takes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2023 11:25 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 11:25 PM (ZdaMQ)
Nancy's low boy nephew...THE GRUESOME
A 28th amendment to the Constitution...
YAH BOY...you just go there...
You just go there... the hair cream has infected your brain...
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 09, 2023 11:26 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 11:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2023 11:25 PM (up/3i)
Yes of course my friend. You are one of the chosen.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 11:26 PM (LmVS8)
The largest industrial mining concern in Nazi Germany was the Reichswerke Hermann Goering owned by Hermann Goering the #2 Nazi.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2023 11:29 PM (RIvkX)
>>Yes of course my friend. You are one of the chosen.
You are most generous Sahib, most generous indeed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2023 11:29 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2023 11:11 PM (Xrfse)
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Adoption in my fam too. Blessing, for sure.
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 11:29 PM (tocrP)
Salazar was slightly left of centrist econ but pretty authoritarian.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 10:15 PM (6Au5r)
since the whole political left-right bs has to do with where the General Assembly cliques of the Girondins and the Montagnards sat, it is actually a terrible scale.
It is better fitted out as a scale of "people can be property" and "people can only be owned by themselves"
Everything else is tribalism and arguments about who can steal what from whom and make them accept it.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 11:29 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 09, 2023 11:05 PM (uVPm5)
Deal! But...Only if I don't have to drink one of those weird Wisconsin drinks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2023 11:29 PM (lIySD)
I think you should write your experiences up in book. I'd buy it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2023 11:29 PM (HzoNv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2023 11:31 PM (HzoNv)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 09, 2023 11:32 PM (UsQA1)
It is better fitted out as a scale of "people can be property" and "people can only be owned by themselves"
Everything else is tribalism and arguments about who can steal what from whom and make them accept it.
Posted by: Kindltot
A great way to put it. Labels mean little nowadays.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2023 11:32 PM (y/a4v)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2023 11:32 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2023 11:33 PM (HzoNv)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 09, 2023 11:33 PM (sfecf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 09, 2023 11:17 PM (U2p+3)
For the final test, Nurse, have her watch Evil Roy Slade.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 09, 2023 11:33 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2023 11:22 PM (B8vRj)
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Yes. I was asked to stay after class several times. Funniest was a reference I made about a middle easterner's headgear, the camel he rode, and his hemorrhoids. Yet another spirited talk with teacher, teacher.
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 11:34 PM (tocrP)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 11:29 PM (xhaym)
I think Left/Right is dumb too.
It should really have 3 axes as well.
Something like, for me, Religion and Property and Hierarchy being the three axeeees.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 11:36 PM (LmVS8)
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 11:38 PM (tocrP)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 11:40 PM (LmVS8)
First warehouse job I had, we used the pallet jacks as scooters, and used to have races down the aisles. The Dir of Ops caught us a couple of times and finally came down one day at lunch and had us do a formal pallet jack race tournament, complete with a set of rules and a checkered flag.
When we finished, and had our tournament champion, he asked us "Well, was that fun or what? Now, don't EVER DO IT AGAIN." We never did, either.
We lost John in a motorcycle accident about 6 mo later. That was close to 30 years ago, and I still miss that guy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2023 11:41 PM (xFY1u)
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 11:49 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2023 11:50 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2023 11:55 PM (tqfDX)
Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2023 11:55 PM (tqfDX)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
My brother has 8 kids - two adopted. Those two are from San Salvador and look it. When my brother or SIL are asked about it, they will say "Yes, two are adopted. We forget which two."
Love those guys.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 11:55 PM (B/X3r)
The story is a tragedy for all 3 of the main characters, but it ended up being far more tragic than they could have imagined when it was made, which puts it in very different light today. Patty Duke's character has great talent, but sinks into drug/alcohol addiction and insanity - which is what happened to the offscreen Patty Duke. Sharon Tate is unbelievably beautiful, and her character dies young for no good reason - which happened to her 2 years later. Barbara Perkins's character gets disgusted with the entire business and leaves it for good - and that's what she did too. A movie that sadly predicted the future of everyone who was in it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2023 11:56 PM (S6gqv)
Mussolini, the originator of fascism, was a socialist in good standing. But, when WWI came he argued one could support your own nation while still being a socialist...you could be a national socialist as opposed to an international one.
And when he assumed power he ruled as a socialist. No, he didn't act like Stalin...but he also didn't control Italy as completely as Stalin controlled the USSR either. And from the 30s there was a respect for Mussolini by the left...maybe this is what socialism would look like in a more modern industrialized country then the old Russia? And yes they debated the same thing when Hitler came to power in Germany.
Hitler based his own ideology on Mussolini, some weird German blood and land stuff and...FDR with a large helping of Jew hatred of course.
Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at June 09, 2023 11:56 PM (lc5cP)
First warehouse job I had, we used the pallet jacks as scooters, and used to have races down the aisles.
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Chair races with my staff. Weekly, down the hall (backward facing). We used it to break the monotony of the weekly meeting. Good times.
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 11:57 PM (tocrP)
Leftwingers assert "rights" to everything...to drugs, to "gender affirming therapy", to food, to housing, and so on.
Ok, if they are rights then...the money to acquire these things have to come from somewhere. Obama does not, unfortunately, have a "stash". The money comes from taxpayers. And so the government then restricts your fundamental rights to the earnings of the sweat of your brow to pay for someone else's drugs or whatever.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2023 12:00 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2023 11:55 PM (tqfDX)
The official lore from director is that Buckaroo was developing a watermelon breed that could survive a drop from a plane. They were going to drop millions of them on the 3rd world as famine relief.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 10, 2023 12:03 AM (LmVS8)
Posted by: polynikes at June 10, 2023 12:08 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2023 12:09 AM (y/a4v)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 12:09 AM (S6gqv)
Also, that drumming video I posted before had me in stitches the first time I saw it. It was funny thinking the drummer was completely bored with the gig and thought, "screw it", and went to town.
Posted by: InZona at June 10, 2023 12:11 AM (bfyic)
Really? I preferred the almost too calm Buckaroo character . Is that a comic book character or something?
Posted by: polynikes at June 10, 2023 12:13 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Cosda at June 10, 2023 12:14 AM (3/bzM)
I didn't really get Buckaroo Banzai, so I guess that makes sense.
Posted by: Methos at June 10, 2023 12:18 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 12:09 AM (S6gqv)
It was based on anime. It was trying to be a live action anime. That's kinda a stock zapanimation character type.
But yeah. I do think Buckaroo himself is the weakest part.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 10, 2023 12:18 AM (LmVS8)
Posted by: Fox2! at June 10, 2023 12:19 AM (ueLz3)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2023 12:19 AM (lc5cP)
Really? I preferred the almost too calm Buckaroo character . Is that a comic book character or something?
Posted by: polynikes at June 10, 2023 12:13 AM (MNhXM)\
It's called the Greatest Comic Book Story that was never a comic book. It was made AS IF it had been a popular comic. So that's just my own opinion, but that's what I believe kept it in the realm of cult favorite rather than being a breakout movie that got sequels. The best part in that movie belongs to John Lithgow, and he delivers a completely unhinged, over the top performance - It's perfect! Second best is Christopher Lloyd, as John Bigbooty. Same thing. Weller makes me want to snore whenever he's on screen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2023 12:19 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: polynikes at June 10, 2023 12:13 AM (MNhXM)
It was supposed to be a live action anime. BUCKAROO is a happa. It's mind bending.
Coked out Americans making a movie out of an imaginary Japanese comic about an American happa superhero.
It's also about the Japanese attwmots to deal with the aftermath of WWII.
And the whole Nazi Ahnenerbe alien tech theory.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 10, 2023 12:24 AM (LmVS8)
I googled her and the second hit is trannies complaining about her.
Apparently she is guilty of "biological essentialism" whatever that is supposed to mean.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2023 12:25 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 10, 2023 12:25 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2023 12:26 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2023 12:26 AM (xhaym)
Yeah. It was funded to launder coke money probably. The producer was a lunatic.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 10, 2023 12:28 AM (LmVS8)
Posted by: polynikes at June 10, 2023 12:30 AM (MNhXM)
Leftwingers assert "rights" to everything...to drugs, to "gender affirming therapy", to food, to housing, and so on.
The "Pragmatist" caucus of the LP were reportedly Left wing Libertarians, in that they pretty much endorsed and supported every Dem talking point and proposal, but with the claim that it should all be done voluntarily, and not by use of state force.
on being pushed out of LP party positions a lot of them went and became Democrats, or part of think tanks that support Democrats.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2023 12:30 AM (xhaym)
amazingly soft and easy to carve
I have 4 or 5 antique figural examples out in my yard
it was very popular in the 19th century and somewhat in the late 18th century in England
and as you can see, still is
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2023 12:31 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 10, 2023 12:31 AM (V67v5)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 10, 2023 12:31 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 12:32 AM (G57G7)
Just like neo-liberalism today.
Shocking coincidence.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 10, 2023 12:33 AM (V67v5)
The death of libertarianism seems to me to be a mix of the dopetarian overture combined with environmentalism.
Back in the 80s LP types were associated with cutting spending. They figured that people who were interested in drug legalization would be winnable if they just focused on that instead.
And instead of getting Dopetarians to support cutting spending and legalizing pot they ended up with a party full of people that argued that drugs and abortion were the only right people had - from that point forward you could meet LP types arguing we needed draconian taxes and regulations on everything...except drugs and abortion...to save the earth.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2023 12:34 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2023 12:25 AM (lc5cP)
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It is really impossible to underestimate these people and their will to create fantastical words, phrases, and conjure up imaginary levels of victim status. I don't know where they get this advanced training. Their ability to both spin up and accomodate their (and their like minders) melodrama is one of the mysteries in my orbit.
Posted by: scampydog at June 10, 2023 12:34 AM (tocrP)
Something like, for me, Religion and Property and Hierarchy being the three axeeees.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 11:36 PM (LmVS
there is an argument that the three axes are Liberal, concervative and Libertarian: the argument is that that libertarian fits poorly between conservative and liberal.
I am thinking the basic assumptions can get in the way of understanding what is actually going on. It has made my life difficult
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2023 12:34 AM (xhaym)
amazingly soft and easy to carve
I have 4 or 5 antique figural examples out in my yard
it was very popular in the 19th century and somewhat in the late 18th century in England
and as you can see, still is
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2023 12:31 AM (us2H3)
Looks like chalk. IIRC, there was a manufactured stone sold as "Portland Stone".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 12:34 AM (G57G7)
cuz obviously, the spacing on the balusters is way too wide and not up to code
I think it's suppose to be 4 inches or less
a good inspector carries around a ball and it the ball goes thru the balusters, the railing fails to meet code
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2023 12:35 AM (us2H3)
On the occasions that leftwingers start thinking for themselves in public they often get in a lot of trouble. There is a line, and if you stray far from that line you WILL be disciplined.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2023 12:35 AM (lc5cP)
The key to success in the modern left is finding new ways to destroy people that aren't part of the left, or at least not of the inner party.
The goal is terror to make sure that everyone mouths the party line to the T out of the fear that anything else will get you cancelled or worse.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2023 12:37 AM (lc5cP)
amazingly soft and easy to carve
I have 4 or 5 antique figural examples out in my yard
it was very popular in the 19th century and somewhat in the late 18th century in England
and as you can see, still is
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2023 12:31 AM (us2H3)
My Grandfather was the operations manager for the Hercules Sandstone Company, and they supplied a lot of stone for the rebuilding of San Francisco after the big fire. The stone carvers would do just about anything you asked if there were drawings.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2023 12:37 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2023 12:35 AM (us2H3)
A little Armor-All on the old scrote can really improve the ball luster.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 12:37 AM (G57G7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 12:34 AM (G57G7)
portland stone is a solid limestone, out of quarries
I've got some chunks around here I use for repairs
carves like butter
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2023 12:38 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2023 12:34 AM (xhaym)
Me too. I think "ideology" is just a way for TPTB to obscure how the resources of the nation are being distributed.
Communism, fascism, conservstism, liberalism, libertarianism etc etc
Libertarianism as a historical object is English upper class empire justification.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 10, 2023 12:38 AM (V67v5)
Posted by: scampydog at June 10, 2023 12:39 AM (tocrP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 12:37 AM (G57G7)
next time I see the building official, I give him your number
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2023 12:40 AM (us2H3)
>>>
Idk. Lawfare types are pretty smart and industrious and daring.
They're strategically imoressive if operationally and tactically incompetent.
But a gokd strategy takes one a loooong way.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 10, 2023 12:41 AM (V67v5)
Posted by: scampydog at June 10, 2023 12:39 AM (tocrP)
Hoping to leave on the "go fetch" trip Sunday morning. Trailer is ready to go, at last.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 12:41 AM (G57G7)
it was good until the source ran dry
that happen with a lot of crap
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2023 12:43 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 12:41 AM (G57G7)
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Nothing like a summer adventure. I'm sure you'll have some amusing distractions and stories along the way to share. Safe travels.
Posted by: scampydog at June 10, 2023 12:44 AM (tocrP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 12:37 AM (G57G7)
All the Mothers love you.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2023 12:44 AM (y/a4v)
Rothbard pushed supporting the Dems over the war in Vietnam, and in a way the party got captured by the Dems in turn. That got Rothbard pushed out of pretty much anything in turn.
I am sorry you were betrayed. Have you considered that it was a fault of the friends you had instead of the politics they espoused?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2023 12:45 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2023 12:37 AM (xhaym)
I've watched them in Europe and they are just amazing
I can do a lot of shit but not carve in marble and such
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2023 12:45 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Just woke the dog up laughing. Looked at me like...do you know what time it is?
Posted by: scampydog at June 10, 2023 12:47 AM (tocrP)
Posted by: Thesokorus
Stalin, while a minion of Lenin, created the Anti-fascist league in Germany (Antifa), which was, in fact, a communist insurgent organization. There used to be a very useful historical link on the internet, but...it has been scrubbed.
Yes, fascism in Germany (National Socialism) was socialism/corporatism in one country. Communism was supposed to be an international movement to liberate the masses. Even in the 1850's, Marx thought Russia was too primitive for communism. He expected the rising Reich, the new Germany, to become communist.
It was a near run thing as far as Germany going communist. The Landed aristocracy, of course, was totally against it, and so allowed Hitler to become Chancellor in 1932, even though they hated him.
Hitler himself said (paraphrasing), scratch a communist, and you'll find a brownshirt, scratch a brownshirt, and you'll find a Bolshevik.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 10, 2023 12:49 AM (tjZg/)
Just like neo-liberalism today.
Shocking coincidence.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 10, 2023 12:33 AM (V67v5)
Actually it was Fascism that was the third way, to be between the Anarcho syndicalists and the industrialists, and what it managed to do is build a cartel between the labor unions and the cartels to control labor and markets, run in full by the markets.
Naziism was based sort of on that but was mostly a movement of a small oligarchy of party members controlling the rest of Germany. Very much like the Russian party member system
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2023 12:50 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2023 12:53 AM (xhaym)
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Whoa. I had a site bookmarked (study the enemy) that went Harry Houdini. Guessing we were reading the same thing.
Posted by: scampydog at June 10, 2023 12:54 AM (tocrP)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2023 12:55 AM (xhaym)
But, once Unionized, the Goldbrickers refined their art to a near science.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2023 12:58 AM (e6UQI)
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Another thing I love about this place. Never heard the term Goldbricker before. Had to look that one up - bunch of smarties 'round here. I'll add that to the well and deploy accordingly. Thanks for the incidental learning session, Jim.
Posted by: scampydog at June 10, 2023 01:04 AM (tocrP)
Nazis (small) genius was to "allow" the continuation of Private Ownership, but with the larger goals and quotas and such, set by the State. But how "management" went out the daily business of things was largely left TO management, as long as they PRODUCED. Hell to pay if they didn't, but that's another story.
Yeah, they central-planned, too. Send enough steel to Factory X or Factory Z, of course. But the private companies were in that fulfillment business, but often with Party shareholders, ass raping the actual investors for the lion's share of profit and gain.
Tech Giants sure seem to have studied the Nazis. A lot.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2023 01:06 AM (e6UQI)
https://t.co/TTYaadog3N
Posted by: Ciampino -- Tonsils may be included at June 10, 2023 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - We did become one. at June 10, 2023 01:11 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Rbastid at June 10, 2023 01:11 AM (kfZ6E)
Posted by: Ciampino
My condolences.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 10, 2023 01:15 AM (Nx1bw)
Of course there's also some fruitcake dressed as one for a sodamy parade, guessing he was hoping to invade from the backside.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 10, 2023 01:18 AM (kfZ6E)
Posted by: scampydog at June 10, 2023 01:19 AM (tocrP)
Posted by: Ciampino
My condolences.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 10, 2023 01:15 AM (Nx1bw)
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Thank you.
Posted by: Ciampino - We did become one. at June 10, 2023 01:19 AM (qfLjt)
This sip of Bourbon is to your late wife's memory.
May her memory be the Always Blessing to you, sir.
This, till you see her again.
*quiet Cheers!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2023 01:21 AM (e6UQI)
But they were often the most complex. This, often, the seeds of their undoing.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2023 01:23 AM (e6UQI)
The Democraps are going to attempt to turn this REPUBLIC
into a Marxist/Socialist dystopia.
you must know this.
Vote in 2024 like your CHILDREN's life depended on it.
OH...and FU*K Joe Biden...COMMIE. PINKO, FAGGOT!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2023 01:25 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2023 01:26 AM (UsQA1)
This sip of Bourbon is to your late wife's memory.
May her memory be the Always Blessing to you, sir.
This, till you see her again.
*quiet Cheers!*
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2023 01:21 AM (e6UQI)
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Thank you, the sentiment is appreciated.
Posted by: Ciampino - We did become one. at June 10, 2023 01:27 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 10, 2023 01:27 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2023 01:27 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2023 01:30 AM (UsQA1)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 01:37 AM (JzQas)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 10:41 PM (CpzM7)
It's okay if you stopped believing in me, but I will always believe in *you*!
Posted by: Santa Claus at June 10, 2023 01:48 AM (faVNj)
https://tinyurl.com/mplsheadbang
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 10, 2023 01:50 AM (k1Qly)
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I googled her and the second hit is trannies complaining about her.
Apparently she is guilty of "biological essentialism" whatever that is supposed to mean.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2023 12:25 AM (lc5cP)
"biological essentialism"
Just when you think you'd heard everything, the commies come up with yet one more truth-bending phrase.
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2023 01:52 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2023 01:53 AM (dKC/s)
Why not just make them a smooth arc?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 10:08 PM (mE7cY)
For the uni-boob?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 09, 2023 10:09 PM (4I/2K)
Maybe more like a semi-cylinder?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 10:10 PM (ynpvh)
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So, not a parallelobiped then?
Posted by: Ciampino - Love that word at June 10, 2023 01:54 AM (qfLjt)
What is happening across our Country, in our children's schools, is another element of "asymmetrical" warfare conducted by the CHICOMS using the LBGQT as a precursor to a direct assault. What is most obvious now is the MSM supporting this vile precursor by the LBGQT within our communities now directly assaulting our children.
BUCK THE GHEY!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2023 01:57 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2023 12:55 AM (xhaym)
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We have a monopoly on castor oil.
Posted by: Benito - Il Duce, ohibo at June 10, 2023 01:58 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2023 01:53 AM (dKC/s)
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Unpredictable chickens? Or the other unpredictables?
Posted by: scampydog at June 10, 2023 01:59 AM (tocrP)
Bearup got run off Nebula around the same time they were doing a big push to sign as many popular YouTube personalities as possible. It was a pretty spectacular drama whore show all around and featured a bunch of "internet famous" minor leaguers doing what they do best.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 10, 2023 02:00 AM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2023 02:04 AM (dKC/s)
Posted by: Rbastid at June 10, 2023 01:11 AM (kfZ6E)
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Hitler actually liked Mussolini and Italy's Fascism.
Socialism can be subdivided into Communism, Fascism and Nazism. The latter two fought together in Spain against the Communists (the Royalists).
Posted by: Benito -- Il Duce, ohibo at June 10, 2023 02:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2023 12:25 AM (lc5cP)
"Biological essentialism" is what happens when a man (or trans-woman) and a woman (or a trans-man) love each other very very much. Then, a woman (or a trans-man) offers what is called "gestational hospitality" unless she (or he or xer or xhim) doesn't want to offer it. Then she (or he or xer or xhim) visits a Planned Parenthood, where the pregnancy tissue is removed and the woman (or trans-man) can go on to live a happy, empowered life.
Posted by: Your Kid's High School Biology Textbook at June 10, 2023 02:06 AM (PiwSw)
accordingly. Thanks for the incidental learning session, Jim.
Posted by: scampydog at June 10, 2023 01:04 AM (tocrP)
The word I recently learned here is a word I had never heard before in any setting or context. It is a perfect word to describe what our government currently is: Kakistocracy. That is "a state or society governed by its least suitable or competent citizens." Tell me how Trans. Sec. Buttplug is competent. Tell me how 'border' guy Majorass is competent. Tell me how new Justice 'I Don't Know What A Woman Is' Brown Jackson is competent. Tell me how Kamalalaladingdong is competent. Tell me how Fuck Joe Biden is competent.
So here we are, and it ain't lookin' good.
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2023 02:09 AM (emlEe)
Basically the same thing that got J.K. Rowling in so much trouble.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 10, 2023 02:10 AM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2023 02:11 AM (dKC/s)
Basically the same thing that got J.K. Rowling in so much trouble.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 10, 2023 02:10 AM (k1Qly)
So what the kid said in Kindergarten Cop.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2023 02:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 12:32 AM (G57G7)
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Not if it's a cesspit ....! Or a Stool Bus.
https://shorturl.at/ikzV2
Posted by: Benito - where food goes to die at June 10, 2023 02:12 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2023 02:14 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2023 02:11 AM (dKC/s)
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A pile of kaka.
Posted by: Benito -- where food goes to die at June 10, 2023 02:14 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2023 12:32 AM (G57G7)
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Not if it's a cesspit ....! Or a Stool Bus.
https://shorturl.at/ikzV2
Posted by: Benito - where food goes to die at June 10, 2023 02:12 AM (qfLjt)
Turdis
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2023 02:16 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2023 02:11 AM (ynpvh)
A toomuh is a product of the white man's racist colonialism?
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2023 02:16 AM (emlEe)
This seems like a bad marketing ploy. True, as far as it goes, I guess.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2023 02:17 AM (/xaUq)
This seems like a bad marketing ploy. True, as far as it goes, I guess.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2023 02:17 AM (/xaUq)
Indeed. Excellent ONT. I didn't even have to bring my own memes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2023 02:21 AM (ynpvh)
Patients may be guilty of discrimination if they refuse care of transgender medic, NHS bosses told
https://is.gd/PNLBIr
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If by medic they mean EMT then okay, but if it means medical doctor/physician then I object since a person who doesn't know the meaning of woman and thinks a man can become a woman, obviously failed biology.
Remember, if you have a very good memory then you can pass an exam without really understanding the subject, particularly if the exam is multiple-choice.
Posted by: Benito --- where food goes to die at June 10, 2023 02:22 AM (qfLjt)
Woke Marvel Eliminates The Punisher Due To "Problematic" Conservative Fan Base
https://t.co/Z2bFiTHJpt
Posted by: Ciampino - I don't give a crap about Marvel at June 10, 2023 02:26 AM (qfLjt)
https://shorturl.at/xGOV3
Posted by: Ciampino - What else can I say at June 10, 2023 02:33 AM (qfLjt)
https://is.gd/VIUihx
Posted by: Ciampino -- What else can I say at June 10, 2023 02:35 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino -- What else can I say at June 10, 2023 02:35 AM (qfLjt)
https://shorturl.at/xGOV3
Posted by: Ciampino - What else can I say at June 10, 2023 02:33 AM (qfLjt)
Good fences make good neighbors?
Mom! The neighbor is humping the fence again!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2023 02:36 AM (/xaUq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2023 02:40 AM (/xaUq)
(In the computer age we should all be writing yyyy-mm-dd).
Posted by: Caesar - At least it's not the Ides of March at June 10, 2023 02:41 AM (qfLjt)
Did she find the Eiffel Tower too big for her? (does size matter?)
I don't get the fence part. Gloryhole? Is she butch now?
Posted by: Ciampino - any port in a storm at June 10, 2023 02:46 AM (qfLjt)
https://shorturl.at/xGOV3
Posted by: Ciampino - What else can I say at June 10, 2023 02:33 AM (qfLjt)
Good fences make good neighbors?
Mom! The neighbor is humping the fence again!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2023 02:36 AM (/xaUq)
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Straddling the fence?
Posted by: Ciampino -- any port in a storm at June 10, 2023 02:47 AM (qfLjt)
Woke Marvel Eliminates The Punisher Due To "Problematic" Conservative Fan Base
https://t.co/Z2bFiTHJpt
Posted by: Ciampino - I don't give a crap about Marvel at June 10, 2023 02:26 AM (qfLjt)
Every time I ask someone with a skull t-shirt, or bumper sticker, '"Ghost Who Walks" or "Punisher"?', the answer is almost always "Punisher", it seems they are leaving a lot of money on the table.
Whatever happened to Nemo Williams?
Posted by: Fox2! at June 10, 2023 02:47 AM (4GxJn)
https://mol.im/a/12178633
Posted by: Ciampino --- any port in a storm at June 10, 2023 02:49 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Caesar - At least it's not the Ides of March at June 10, 2023 02:41 AM (qfLjt)
In the computer age, one shouldn't be writing, one should be typing. Who needs the Palmer Method Handwriting books anyway?
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2023 02:50 AM (emlEe)
https://mol.im/a/12179033
Posted by: Ciampino - epidemic at June 10, 2023 02:51 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 02:52 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at June 10, 2023 02:57 AM (YzJmd)
Last night and tonight's titles were riffs off of Yogi Berra quotes.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 10, 2023 03:03 AM (WMA72)
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 03:04 AM (T4tVD)
And shunning anyone who forgets leading zeros.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 10, 2023 03:05 AM (k1Qly)
In the computer age, one shouldn't be writing, one should be typing. Who needs the Palmer Method Handwriting books anyway?
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2023 02:50 AM (emlEe)
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Writing is a general word meaning to record something using letters of the alphabet, medium not necessarily specified. Could be a quill, fountain-pen, pencil, ballpoint, typewriter, dictation to a computer, keyboard, etc.
Typing requires a keyboard or voice-recognition.
Posted by: Ciampino - murder epidemic at June 10, 2023 03:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino -- murder epidemic at June 10, 2023 03:20 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/12179793
Posted by: Ciampino - It sgould be a good book and movie at June 10, 2023 03:22 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 03:24 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Ciampino - It should be a good book and movie at June 10, 2023 03:24 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino -- It should be a good book and movie at June 10, 2023 03:27 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - It should be a good book and movie at June 10, 2023 03:24 AM (qfLjt)
Yeah. About ready to leave for work, though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2023 03:27 AM (/xaUq)
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 03:29 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Ciampino -- It should be a good book and movie
Mebbe wild animals only eat clean people.
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 03:31 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Ciampino - It should be a good book and movie
Keep it down....Skip's sleeping !
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 03:35 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 03:44 AM (T4tVD)
Howdy everyone
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 03:46 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Ciampino - It should be a good book and movie
Keep it down....Skip's sleeping !
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 03:35 AM (T4tVD)
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He needs to make coffee!
Posted by: Ciampino - some Coffea arabica would be good at June 10, 2023 03:47 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 03:51 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Weirddave
"It gets early early around here ?"
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2023 03:53 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 03:54 AM (xhxe8)
Local TV news reports around 9 last night there were 6-7 GSWs in the Mission. All taken to General Hospital.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 03:55 AM (RIvkX)
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Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2023 04:01 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2023 04:04 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ciampino - The Others at June 10, 2023 04:06 AM (qfLjt)
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