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Nobody Goes To The ONT Anymore. It's Too Crowded

Greetings! Welcome to Thursday night! Y'know, I've met a bunch of y'all over the years, at various Mo-mes, and I think it's high time I told you Morons exactly how you look.

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It's Time For Us To Found Acetopia


Want to Buy a West Texas Ghost Town? Now’s Your Chance.

The article doesn't say the price, but it's $100K. It's currently owned by a group of German hippies, but they are getting old and want to sell.

For twenty years these bohemians used Lobo as a way to get away from it all, hosting music and film festivals and inviting artists from all over the world. But since nobody lived on the property year-round, there was always a lot of upkeep. “You come back after a year and things have been destroyed, and then you have to start over again,” recalls Bardorff. The Germans were also plagued by the same worry that ails many a Texan landowner: are we going to run out of water this year? When borders were closed during the pandemic, Bardorff was the only owner who could even hope to visit. As time passed, the property became more and more difficult to maintain. “I’ll be seventy years old in a month, and all my other friends are in Germany, so we’re just running out of energy,” says Bardorff. Which means the ghost town is ready to go through its next great transformation, and any one of us could be the one to shepherd Lobo through it. 

We should buy it, and make it the only town in America where it is mandatory for every household to own a nuclear weapon. What say you, Horde?


The Left Can't Meme, Part One Jillion

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I'm not sure what he thinks is triggering, Star Trek, a black man, rainbows or reading, but I DO know what triggers the left, so * I * made a meme in response.

CLICK HERE TO SEE IT (TRIGGER WARNING FOR PROGS)


Because It's There

There have been a bunch of stories about Mount Everest lately, mostly about the bodies of ascent tourists that litter its slopes (one of them was a vegan woman who was determined to make the summit in order to prove that vegans could do anything omnivores can do. Sadly, she didn't make it, but at least she died doing what she loved: Telling people she was a vegan), but Everest is a Sunday School picnic compared to the second highest peak in the world – K2.


Second Highest Strangeness

Earth’s second-highest mountain–in a just world, it would be the first–towers 28,251 feet above the Godwin-Austen Glacier in the Karakoram Range on Pakistan’s border with China. Despite its enormity, the mountain remained unknown to the outside world until the British surveyed it in 1856. Its location is so remote that it cannot be seen from the nearest human settlements–whose people manifest European features and claim to be the posterity of deserters from Alexander the Great’s army.
In sharp contrast to Everest Base Camp, which you can drive to, and which does in fact have blackjack and hookers, just reaching K2 base camp entails a two-week expedition worthy of an Indiana Jones flick, complete with rickety rope bridge.


Over 4,000 people have climbed Everest. If you have the money, you can hire a Sherpa to push you to the top in a wheelbarrow. The queue for the summit looks like the line for Space Mountain.

Only 377 people have reached the summit of K2. Its climber fatality rate is 25%, which dwarfs Everest’s 1%.

And to back up K2’s status as the KEEP OUT sign of the gods, many of those deaths occurred under strange circumstances.

The stories of some of those deaths are at the link.


...Down By The River!


VANLORDS: The Worst Thing You Can Do for the Homeless Is... [CHECKS NOTES] Create Affordable Housing?

Problem: There just isn’t enough affordable housing in Los Angeles.
Solution: Become a “vanlord” who provides RVs as shelter at an affordable rate, and even moves them around to try and stay in compliance with local zoning rules.
Result: Get branded a capitalist exploiter and have the city council come after you.
That’s exactly what’s happening in Los Angeles right now.
I know it sounds crazy but this is L.A. we’re talking about, where bad ideas go to attain eternal life and where good ideas get curb-stomped while having obscenities shouted at them.
Allow me to explain.
Vanlords — not a hard rock band, so far as I know — sprang up in the City of Scolding Angels around 2019, in response to the city’s growing homeless crisis. They rent or buy RVs and vans, sometimes not even operational ones, and rent them out to the homeless at a small profit. Parking is limited and there are rules about how long vehicles can stay in any one place, so the non-op vans get towed around by the vanlords every now and then.
Is it legal? Eh… not exactly. But when the law makes affordability impossible, extra-legal entrepreneurs like L.A.’s vanlords become as inevitable as guys selling “loosie” cigarettes in New York City.

The lunatics governing LA create a homeless problem with their policies, so of course they can't allow the free market to try and create any solutions. I don't know if vanlords are good or bad, but I do know that prolonging a problem to justify spending money to “solve” it is liberal governance in a nutshell.


Musical Interlude

Shane Hawkins is the son of the Foo Fighter's former drummer, Taylor Hawkins. Taylor died last year in Brazil, reportedly from drugs. Shane, 16 in this clip, got the chance to fill his father's shoes at the drum kit. Not only does he absolutely nail it, I don't believe I've ever seen a drummer play with such emotion. His anger, pain, rage and yes, love could be bagged and sold. The subtle support he's getting from the rest of the band, “We got you buddy. You're with family”, take the performance to another level. I'm not even a Foo Fighters fan, but this one put tears in my eyes.


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Giant Movie Bloopers Even The Biggest Movies Can't Hide

Cameramen on the set! Airplanes in the skies of the ancient world! Wizards wearing watches! If this kind of thing interests you, click on through!


That's My Bishop

Bishop Strickland is the head of the diocese here in East Texas. When Little graduated, the bishop was the person who handed him his diploma. He's a good man, with a good sense of humor (the first time I met him he was wearing his mitre and standing on a walkway made of square blocks. He laughed when I asked if he could only move diagonally), and he's a tireless warrior for the teachings of Christ and against the political rot in the church, as in the tweet above. Please pray for him.


CatGirl Kulak Again


There was positive reaction to the Tweet thread I linked last week from CatGirl Kulak. Apparently she's a Canoehead, and here she has a fascinating post on how successful the trucker protests in Canada were. Worth a read if you're interested in how things are going up in the hat.


Letters From D-Day


A D-Day Letter From a GI to His Bride Highlights the Resilience of the Greatest Generation


We miss both of them desperately, but are grateful to have the hundreds of letters that Steve sent to his Chin-Up Girl during that pivotal time in world history. Because Grandpa’s June 7 letter, while noteworthy because of the event it references, is also emblematic of the Greatest Generation. They were a newlywed couple in their early 20’s facing an extended separation, war, and an uncertain future, yet Grandpa found a way to joke and to mix lighthearted everyday experiences with his friend Frank in with romantic assurances to his worried bride that he was going to be okay.

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1 Mhmm.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2023 09:59 PM (k1Qly)

2 I kind of planned this....

Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at June 08, 2023 10:00 PM (gWAUD)

3 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 10:00 PM (Z45yo)

4 4th

Posted by: Theodore at June 08, 2023 10:00 PM (pGonq)

5 This thread smells much better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:00 PM (G0bXQ)

6 Oh, thank God.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2023 10:00 PM (u73oe)

7 *hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 10:01 PM (s12c9)

8 Yo.

Summertime sinus infections are the devil.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 08, 2023 10:01 PM (jGGMD)

9 If I needed one more reason to like Donald Trump, it was for letting Clarence Thomas drop the axe into the neck of Roe V Wade.

Posted by: trev006 at June 08, 2023 10:02 PM (ZyRtd)

10 I will now demonstrate my sick dancing moves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 10:02 PM (s12c9)

11 Good evening everyone.

Bishop Strickland is a great cleric. Love the guy.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2023 10:03 PM (B/X3r)

12 10 I will now demonstrate my sick dancing moves.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 10:02 PM (s12c9

You look like Elaine from Seinfeld.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:04 PM (G0bXQ)

13 Wasn't there a movie about climbing K2, with Chris O'Donnell and Bill Paxton? I'm not sure if that was the mountain or not, I only remember that for some reason they carried nitroglycerin canisters that apparently were the equivalent of Hiroshima if sunlight hit them.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 08, 2023 10:06 PM (jGGMD)

14 Bishop Tertullian > Bishop Strickland

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 10:06 PM (s12c9)

15 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 08, 2023 10:06 PM (Bd6X8)

16 Good evening.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 08, 2023 10:06 PM (wagHN)

17 I have been at a conference all week. Got to meet a couple Horde members, which was great, but man I am looking forward to getting back home.

Posted by: PabloD at June 08, 2023 10:06 PM (WZ4AB)

18 We should buy it, and make it the only town in America where it is mandatory for every household to own a nuclear weapon. What say you, Horde?

I can throw in $10.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 08, 2023 10:07 PM (Bd6X8)

19 curses, I was going to post about that Texas town and suggest buying it

how hard could it be to fix a town?

Posted by: ace at June 08, 2023 10:08 PM (KRtlO)

20 I did not shower today...

nor did I apply any "OLD SPICE"

I am living in my funk as the caveman do...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 08, 2023 10:08 PM (UsQA1)

21 I believe that Aconcagua, in Ecuador, is the tallest mountain as measured from Earth’s center.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 10:08 PM (dKC/s)

22 how hard could it be to fix a town?

Since no one actually lives there it's got to be easier than fixing Portland.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 08, 2023 10:09 PM (Bd6X8)

23 We should buy it, and make it the only town in America where it is mandatory for every household to own a nuclear weapon. What say you, Horde?

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Fission or fusion?

There's a big difference.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 10:09 PM (s12c9)

24 "How hard could it be to fix a town?"

I dunno, are we talking Detroit or Sodom?

Posted by: PabloD at June 08, 2023 10:09 PM (WZ4AB)

25 I own a few acres near Cornudas, inherited from my dad. I've only been there one time. There is really nothing there. I still pay property taxes.

Posted by: Theodore at June 08, 2023 10:09 PM (pGonq)

26 Game child

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2023 10:09 PM (VdN7z)

27 >>>I dunno, are we talking Detroit or Sodom?

it's just a little texas ghost town. probably just needs a couple of coats of paint and some oil on the hinges.

Posted by: ace at June 08, 2023 10:10 PM (KRtlO)

28 Fission or fusion?

There's a big difference.
Posted by: Cicero

So were Hiroshima and Nagasaki both Asian Fusion?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2023 10:10 PM (B/X3r)

29 Was the trucker convoy successful?

Let's put it more bluntly, is Trudeau still PM?

Because until these evil regimes are cast into the dustbin of history, I can't see declaring anything a "success."

Posted by: Methos at June 08, 2023 10:10 PM (kOpft)

30 I have a broom and a box of nails.

Let's give it shot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:10 PM (G0bXQ)

31 25 I own a few acres near Cornudas, inherited from my dad. I've only been there one time. There is really nothing there. I still pay property taxes.
Posted by: Theodore at June 08, 2023 10:09 PM (pGonq

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And the raccoons appreciate it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 10:11 PM (s12c9)

32 >>>We should buy it, and make it the only town in America where it is mandatory for every household to own a nuclear weapon. What say you, Horde?


I'm a moderate on the issue. Flamethrower shotguns seem like a decent compromise to me.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 08, 2023 10:11 PM (jGGMD)

33 We may need some mouse traps.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:11 PM (G0bXQ)

34 curses, I was going to post about that Texas town and suggest buying it

how hard could it be to fix a town?
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2023 10:08 PM (KRtlO)


We'll let AoP handle the mechanical stuff. You can put up the shelves.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 08, 2023 10:11 PM (WMA72)

35 19 curses, I was going to post about that Texas town and suggest buying it

how hard could it be to fix a town?
Posted by: ace at June

As long as we don’t aspire to shelves, it should be easy-peasy.

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

36 We'll let AoP handle the mechanical stuff. You can put up the shelves.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 08, 2023 10:11 PM (WMA72)

Dude. Not before we get property insurance.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:12 PM (G0bXQ)

37 "It's currently owned by a group of German hippies, but they are getting old and want to sell."

I was going to brew up some absurd quip about what specific sexual proclivities a bunch of aging German Hippies might get up to, then I realized the first grade is now actually freakier than any of that, real or imagined.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 08, 2023 10:12 PM (z+89e)

38 it's just a little texas ghost town. probably just needs a couple of coats of paint and some oil on the hinges.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2023 10:10 PM (KRtlO)


Don't forget the Vespa dealership!

Posted by: Dr. T at June 08, 2023 10:12 PM (jGGMD)

39 That Shane Hawkins performance. Wow.

I hope that kid never, ever touches drugs.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2023 10:13 PM (ZPJRu)

40 Good evening morons and thanks wd

Interesting thread about Canada

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2023 10:13 PM (RIvkX)

41 Has Floridachick been hit with the banhammer?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2023 10:14 PM (B/X3r)

42 Did anyone check if we can get internet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:14 PM (G0bXQ)

43 20 I did not shower today...

nor did I apply any "OLD SPICE"

I am living in my funk as the caveman do...
Posted by: Nightwatch

Can our first order of business in Acetopia be a moratorium on caveman funk?

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

44 19 curses, I was going to post about that Texas town and suggest buying it

how hard could it be to fix a town?
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2023 10:08 PM (KRtlO)

ONT ace may be best Ace.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2023 10:14 PM (ZPJRu)

45 curses, I was going to post about that Texas town and suggest buying it

how hard could it be to fix a town?
Posted by: ace at June

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We'll need to rape some Sabine women. That's how a respectable municipality gets started.

Posted by: Romulus at June 08, 2023 10:14 PM (s12c9)

46 I want to know any and all French Toast restrictions before I throw in with you lot …

Posted by: Adriane the Down by the Old Mill Stream Critic. . . at June 08, 2023 10:14 PM (jonTH)

47 I wouldn't be interested in buying into a Texas ghost town unless there was a steady supply of dance-hall girls for the saloon.

Posted by: Horny Hank at June 08, 2023 10:15 PM (Nn3xT)

48 Yeah lets see that same eye chart but for Marty Feldman.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 08, 2023 10:15 PM (iKBwy)

49 47 I wouldn't be interested in buying into a Texas ghost town unless there was a steady supply of dance-hall girls for the saloon.
Posted by: Horny Hank

Would you settle for barre classes every morning at 6a?

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

50 One of the things that separates the good projects from the bad projects are the food courts.

MLB has the best, WWE, not so much and that's surprising.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 10:16 PM (up/3i)

51 Did anyone check if we can get internet?

We're going to need a lot of poles for a mast and a Pringles can.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 08, 2023 10:16 PM (Bd6X8)

52 There is a u-tuber... Matt
who is renovating an abandoned Texas Resort...he's already renovated an abandoned (probable Cartel Mansion) and made it his home.

If he can do it...?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 08, 2023 10:16 PM (UsQA1)

53 18 We should buy it, and make it the only town in America where it is mandatory for every household to own a nuclear weapon. What say you, Horde?

I can throw in $10.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 08, 2023 10:07 PM (Bd6X

Kim Basinger bought a small town once. It didn't go well for her.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2023 10:17 PM (ZPJRu)

54 We'll need to rape some Sabine women. That's how a respectable municipality gets started.

The Sabine River is in EAST Texas. It'll be a trek from Lobo.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 08, 2023 10:17 PM (WMA72)

55 Interesting thread about Canada
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2023 10:13 PM (RIvkX)


Indeed, it puts one in mind of that Milton Friedman quote about getting the wrong people to do the right things.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 08, 2023 10:17 PM (jGGMD)

56 Thanks, WeirdDave. A good ONT full of content.

Posted by: GWB at June 08, 2023 10:17 PM (vQrdQ)

57 one of them was a vegan woman who was determined to make the summit in order to prove that vegans could do anything omnivores can do

309 omnivores dead- 1 vegan dead

Vegans of the World! You have a lot of catching up to do. Start now!

Posted by: Chuck C at June 08, 2023 10:18 PM (xttsV)

58 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2023 10:18 PM (IEw/x)

59 53 I can throw in $10.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June

I bet if we emptied all the change out of my various and sundry purses we could be up to about $76.83!

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

60 I must warn all of you, I usually wear a robe Monday through Saturday.

And my slippers might have rabbit ears.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:20 PM (G0bXQ)

61 Kim Basinger bought a small town once. It didn't go well for her.

She didn't ask Teh Horde for help. Which really isn't her fault since AoSHQ was still in the future at that point. Trying to turn a small Georgia town nobody's heard of into a tourist attraction, though? That's all on her.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 08, 2023 10:20 PM (Bd6X8)

62 how hard could it be to fix a town?
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2023 10:08 PM (KRtlO)

Multiply "how hard is shelving" by however many walls and roofs are in the town.

Posted by: GWB at June 08, 2023 10:20 PM (vQrdQ)

63 Pappy Eromero talked my Mama into getting off the schoolbus and marrying him. It was 1943 and she was 15. After the ceremony she got back on the bus and went home. He went to England to train for Normandy. The reason he married her was so she could get his GI insurance cause he figured he had a 50-50 chance of dying. He almost did.

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2023 10:21 PM (Uv0D2)

64 60 I must warn all of you, I usually wear a robe Monday through Saturday.

And my slippers might have rabbit ears.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at

What happens on Sunday?

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

65 Lobo, TX is less than an eight-hour drive from Corsicana.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2023 10:21 PM (ZPJRu)

66 59 53 I can throw in $10.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June

I bet if we emptied all the change out of my various and sundry purses we could be up to about $76.83!

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

I have a $50 Tarjay gift card I got for Christmas and haven't used, will that help? Maybe some pride stuff or tuckables?

Posted by: Peaches at June 08, 2023 10:22 PM (14URa)

67 Thanks for the great ONT, WeirdDave.

K2: Met John Roskelly. His wife was one of my Jr High teachers. John and team were the first Americans to summit K2. He was a cool dude. I recall him demonstrating fingertip pull ups on the door frame. His wife was rather attractive, btw.

Posted by: scampydog at June 08, 2023 10:22 PM (tocrP)

68 how hard could it be to fix a town?

There's a YouTube channel about a guy from Texas who bought a ghost town (complete with abandoned silver mine) in the California desert. (Naturally his girlfriend left him immediately when he decided this, because women will never understand that sort of thing). He's gotten a lot of help from the Diesel Brothers and a few other YouTubers and is currently building a hotel to attract tourism.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 08, 2023 10:22 PM (X4R3E)

69 What happens on Sunday?
Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ

My church frowns on robes ever since the monk incident.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:22 PM (G0bXQ)

70 Paint the town red.

Posted by: Man With No Name at June 08, 2023 10:22 PM (SYTee)

71 There's a big difference.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 10:09 PM (s12c9)

If the town's small enough it won't notice said difference.

Posted by: GWB at June 08, 2023 10:22 PM (vQrdQ)

72 Acetopia > DollyWood

Suck it, Pigeon Forge!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 10:23 PM (s12c9)

73 Ok, since no one else is gonna say it - we gotta get the ewok laid

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2023 10:23 PM (VdN7z)

74 But when the law makes affordability impossible, extra-legal entrepreneurs like L.A.’s vanlords become as inevitable as guys selling “loosie” cigarettes in New York City.

Not long before a vanlord gets choked to death by 5 LAPD officers.

Posted by: Just give it time at June 08, 2023 10:23 PM (AiuQB)

75 Directors and editors must not be paying attention to the complete shot on the screen to miss some of those movie bloopers.

There's a pick up truck in the background of "The Undefeated," and you can see the top of a bus passing through the set at the end of "Support Your Local Sheriff."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2023 10:23 PM (Angsy)

76 73 Ok, since no one else is gonna say it - we gotta get the ewok laid

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2023 10:23 PM (VdN7z)

$20, in the ghost town.

Posted by: davidt at June 08, 2023 10:24 PM (SYTee)

77 Did anyone check if we can get internet?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:14 PM (G0bXQ)

Starlink. 'Nough said.

Posted by: GWB at June 08, 2023 10:24 PM (vQrdQ)

78 Ok, since no one else is gonna say it - we gotta get the ewok laid
-
I'm not volunteering.

Posted by: Methos at June 08, 2023 10:24 PM (kOpft)

79 I was reading that story about Lobo, Texas and wondering where it was - then I saw "15 miles south of Van Horn". Oh gawd - I've driven through Van Horn a few times, that is one of the most desolate, godforsaken spots in the whole country. Damn.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 08, 2023 10:24 PM (60d+e)

80 78 Ok, since no one else is gonna say it - we gotta get the ewok laid
-
I'm not volunteering.
Posted by: Methos at June 08, 2023 10:24 PM (kOpft)

Me either.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:25 PM (G0bXQ)

81 I bet if we emptied all the change out of my various and sundry purses we could be up to about $76.83!
Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

I'll make a matching pledge!

Posted by: GWB at June 08, 2023 10:25 PM (vQrdQ)

82 68 (Naturally his girlfriend left him immediately when he decided this, because women will never understand that sort of thing).

Flag thrown! I would be completely on board with this! It would be great!

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

83 Content is consumed.

I would like a taste of Nut Master before showering with Dave.

What?

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 10:25 PM (Z45yo)

84 What happens on Sunday?

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

He goes pants less, except on the Book Thread.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2023 10:26 PM (Angsy)

85 Your meme response is excellent! And made me laugh.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 10:26 PM (Nx1bw)

86 Lobo aka Acetopia could pay for itself in a year. That close to the border it could be used as a school for tracking illegals. People would pay a couple grand Or two to to spend a week learning patrolling and reconnaissance techniques. Then the week ends with a 48 hour field exercise going up against real illegals and smugglers.
Great fun and profit!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2023 10:27 PM (e4fEA)

87 Cat Girl Kulak proves once again, you gotta watch us Neko-Girls. Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 10:27 PM (JvZmY)

88 For all of its problems and strife, it is worth remembering that we live in a nation where a flea-ridden Ewok can aspire to own an entire dust-choked ghost town.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 10:27 PM (s12c9)

89 *scrolls up*

Uh oh, the Horde is trying to get Ace a date?

This won't go well. There will be a hot iron and some dirt involved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 10:28 PM (JvZmY)

90 83 Content is consumed.

I would like a taste of Nut Master before showering with Dave.

What?
Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 10:25 PM (Z45yo)

Well it is Pride Month after all.

Posted by: *cough*FAG*cough* at June 08, 2023 10:29 PM (AiuQB)

91 Nut Master: Surprised they haven't hired Dylan Mulvaney yet to pimp their product.

Posted by: RickZ at June 08, 2023 10:29 PM (emlEe)

92 how hard could it be to fix a town?

I like the idea but I need to be around water. You all fix it up and I'll bring a town warming gift.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 10:30 PM (Nx1bw)

93 K2: Met John Roskelly. His wife was one of my Jr High teachers. John and team were the first Americans to summit K2. He was a cool dude. I recall him demonstrating fingertip pull ups on the door frame. His wife was rather attractive, btw.
Posted by: scampydog

He probably had experience with the Grand Tetons.....

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 08, 2023 10:30 PM (tjZg/)

94 81
I'll make a matching pledge!
Posted by: GWB at

We need a spreadsheet to track. I believe we are up to $143.66 plus a $50 target card.

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

95 How long before you get your virginity back if you haven't had sex in a while?

Asking for Ace.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:30 PM (G0bXQ)

96 Larry McMurttey has bought up almost all of Archer, Texas - the town he grew up in and the model for the town in "The last picture show." He isn't trying to make it some big tourist attraction, I think he just likes owning it and keeping it going.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 08, 2023 10:31 PM (60d+e)

97 How long before you get your virginity back if you haven't had sex in a while?

About five minutes after your hand does.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 08, 2023 10:31 PM (Bd6X8)

98 I'll bet if you check out another u-tuber..."Adam the WOO"

You will find a post on the very town that ACE is looking at.

Dude did some epic back road's postings through Texas of what he labeled "The dying Towns"

And for sure...you could sense their glory days until the 1970's 1980's...kind of sad actually to see... heartland towns before you can tell...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 08, 2023 10:31 PM (UsQA1)

99 We'll need to rape some Sabine women. That's how a respectable municipality gets started.
Posted by: Romulus at June 08, 2023 10:14 PM (s12c9)

Good luck luring them in. Sabine is clear on the other side of the state.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 10:32 PM (Z45yo)

100 Actually, tonight showed the deficiencies in the Tucker on Twitter model.

Tuckers monologue was pre-recorded and if it was a live show, he could have segued and talked about Trumps indictment contemporaneously.

Now he is going to be playing catch-up with the stray voltage.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 10:32 PM (up/3i)

101 95 How long before you get your virginity back if you haven't had sex in a while?

You have to be more specific. Do mean sex or do you mean sex *with other people?*

Posted by: Peaches at June 08, 2023 10:32 PM (14URa)

102 93 He probably had experience with the Grand Tetons.....
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 08, 2023 10:30 PM (tjZg/)
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You met her too? Perfect description.

Posted by: scampydog at June 08, 2023 10:32 PM (tocrP)

103 Just checked the couch cushion.

Two dimes, a stale frito and and I found my missing pocket knife!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:32 PM (G0bXQ)

104
Give a good person a bad house and in a year the house will be beautiful.

Give a bad person a good house and in a year the house will be a ruin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 10:32 PM (MoZTd)

105 Black Bardorff sounds like the name of the town villain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2023 10:33 PM (63Dwl)

106 Good luck luring them in. Sabine is clear on the other side of the state.
Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 10:32 PM (Z45yo)

----------

This is where the flyers come in.

Posted by: Romulus at June 08, 2023 10:33 PM (s12c9)

107 For all of its problems and strife, it is worth remembering that we live in a nation where a flea-ridden Ewok can aspire to own an entire dust-choked ghost town.

All is not lost.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 10:33 PM (Nx1bw)

108 Ugh.. Mets pitcher just gave up a tying home run in the bottom of the 9th.

Poop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 10:34 PM (up/3i)

109 $143.86, a $50 target card, a stale frito and a pocket knife. Think we are ready to draft an offer?

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

110 K2?

Climbed it, Dodged the ski patrol and lift lines. Then I snowboarded to the bottom.

Righteous run man.

Posted by: Reforger at June 08, 2023 10:34 PM (B705c)

111
Local News
Jogger attacked by cows in Boulder County

Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 10:34 PM (geLO8)

112 how hard could it be to fix a town?
‐---------
German engineering gives me hope. Hippy owners cancels out the hope.

Posted by: scampydog at June 08, 2023 10:35 PM (tocrP)

113 @107

>>All is not lost.

Most of it's lost though.

So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 10:35 PM (up/3i)

114 I own a few acres near Cornudas, inherited from my dad. I've only been there one time. There is really nothing there. I still pay property taxes.
Posted by: Theodore at June 08, 2023 10:09 PM (pGonq)


You don't own that little abandoned wild west town just west of Cornudas, do you?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 08, 2023 10:35 PM (ZSK0i)

115 Can we make a town law that all the 'ettes have to dress like dance hall girls from the 1800's?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:35 PM (G0bXQ)

116 Hold up! I got...uh, 38 cents. But I will gladly chip in!

Posted by: Widow's mite and all at June 08, 2023 10:35 PM (AiuQB)

117 @115

>> Can we make a town law that all the 'ettes have to dress like dance hall girls from the 1800's?

How about a 50/50 mix of dance hall girls and beer maids?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 10:36 PM (up/3i)

118 Tomorrow's Mega Million jackpot is estimated to be $124 million cash*

*before taxes and buying a year supply of assless chaps.

So how much is the ghost town?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 10:36 PM (JvZmY)

119 I don't understand the triggers in the prog meme at all. Black skin doesn't trigger me. I don't know who he is or his sexual preferences and rainbow reading is stupid.
I guess I'm not very bright

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 08, 2023 10:36 PM (RsfRG)

120 (one of them was a vegan woman who was determined to make the summit in order to prove that vegans could do anything omnivores can do. Sadly, she didn't make it, but at least she died doing what she loved: Telling people she was a vegan)
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Bravo

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 08, 2023 10:36 PM (F9ExA)

121 Caught a few minutes of CNN celebration of the Trump indictment while at the gym. Erin Burnett was so excited her resting bitch face was replaced by a smug smirk.

Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2023 10:37 PM (btUT4)

122
Can we make a town law that all the 'ettes have to dress like dance hall girls from the 1800's?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2023 10:35 PM (G0bXQ)

____________

Have them rehearse screaming when the bar room fight begins and the balcony inevitably collapses.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 10:37 PM (MoZTd)

123 The Republican triggered thing is;

1. Black Man cuz racist

2. rainbow cuz ghey

3. reading cuz we hate books.

Posted by: Montec at June 08, 2023 10:38 PM (ODB/W)

124 @119


>> I don't know who he is or his sexual preferences and rainbow reading is stupid.

That is the one, the only, Mr. Levar Burton of Roots, Reading Rainbow, STTNG fame.

He's a good egg, I have seen him on many COMICON/Star Trek panels.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 10:38 PM (up/3i)

125 Directors and editors must not be paying attention to the complete shot on the screen to miss some of those movie bloopers.

I give some leeway to older movies because they didn't foresee viewers being able to step through frame by frame. I'm sure the thought was "no one will notice that, and if they do, so what?"

Posted by: Chuck C at June 08, 2023 10:39 PM (xttsV)

126 Caught a few minutes of CNN celebration of the Trump indictment while at the gym. Erin Burnett was so excited her resting bitch face was replaced by a smug smirk.

So about sixteen people and a few million cats watched CNN...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 10:39 PM (JvZmY)

127 Why won’t a state AG somewhere indict Comey or any of the other coup plotters?

Posted by: Montec at June 08, 2023 10:39 PM (ODB/W)

128 Lobo, TX is less than an eight-hour drive from Corsicana.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Oh, is that all??

Posted by: lin-duh at June 08, 2023 10:39 PM (UUBmN)

129 I didn't recognize him without his air filter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2023 10:39 PM (63Dwl)

130 On the one hand I want to say this nonsensical Trump indictment is a bridge they can't uncross, but on the other I doubt the left was ever going to back down anyways.

The left are not my countrymen. Unsure if we are at the point of bailing on this country yet, though. Plan B is definitely taking shape however. I just don't see a future for my kids - or their kids - here.

Posted by: somedood at June 08, 2023 10:40 PM (zNcSj)

131
Little Diana went to the doggie chiropractor today. Three months of no running or playing. Poor thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 10:40 PM (MoZTd)

132 @124: "He's a good egg ..."

His campaign to replace Trebek wasn't his finest hour.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2023 10:40 PM (k1Qly)

133 I would like a taste of Nut Master before showering with Dave.

What?
Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 10:25 PM (Z45yo)



Heheh, heh, hehehehe, he said Nut Master.

Posted by: Beavis at June 08, 2023 10:40 PM (ZSK0i)

134 We'll need to rape some Sabine women. That's how a respectable municipality gets started.
Posted by: Romulus at June 08, 2023 10:14 PM (s12c9)

*cough* Remus *cough*

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 10:41 PM (f279i)

135 Those movie blooper things are kinda dumb. OMG a character in 1935 ordered chocolate hip cookies that weren’t invented until 1938!!!!!!!!

Whatevs.

Posted by: Montec at June 08, 2023 10:41 PM (ODB/W)

136 131 131
Little Diana went to the doggie chiropractor today. Three months of no running or playing. Poor thing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08

Poor little thing!

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

137 Give a good person a bad house and in a year the house will be beautiful.

Give a bad person a good house and in a year the house will be a ruin.

Give the Horde a town and in year the town will be home to churches and synagogues, bars and brothels, museums of history and art, libraries, fine dining and aquired taste dining, centers of repairs and innovations. And it will be called Peruvia.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 10:41 PM (Nx1bw)

138 Don't forget that LeVar Burton played the police inspector in trench coat for Cameo's music video of Word Up

https://youtu.be/mq_wXoSlvpk

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 10:41 PM (JvZmY)

139 Lobo, TX is less than an eight-hour drive from Corsicana.

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*snort*

You can drive from the Czech Republic to Belgium in less time.

Euro-pikers

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 10:41 PM (s12c9)

140 Posted by: somedood at June 08, 2023 10:40 PM (zNcSj)

Can we please just not go there again right now? I'm still distraught from the last thread.

Posted by: Peaches at June 08, 2023 10:42 PM (14URa)

141 @127

>>Why won’t a state AG somewhere indict Comey or any of the other coup plotters?

Well, you need a hook and these people only operate in Donk controlled jurisdictions, so it limits what can be accomplished.

And you also have to zero moral compunction to do what the Donks do, which is obviously a massive problem for "our side."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 10:42 PM (up/3i)

142
We'll need to rape some Sabine women. That's how a respectable municipality gets started.
Posted by: Romulus at June 08, 2023 10:14 PM (s12c9)

_________

"Rape" in the classical sense, means only abduction.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 10:42 PM (MoZTd)

143 I'm sunburned from watching my nephew's (and, as it turns out, my second cousin who was on the opposing team) baseball game, exhausted from running Pookette to VBS all week, and fried from Pooky's stress. But Pookette had a blast, my nephew fielded well, and...

I HAVE A NEW COMPUTER TO PLAY WITH!

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to remember the important things at June 08, 2023 10:42 PM (dtlDP)

144 Dang!
D Day letter girl could of been a Mannix Babe in her day!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2023 10:42 PM (e4fEA)

145 DeSantis loses ace???

||Ron DeSantis
@RonDeSantis
The weaponization of federal law enforcement represents a mortal threat to a free society.

We have for years witnessed an uneven application of the law depending upon political affiliation.

Why so zealous in pursuing Trump yet so passive about Hillary or Hunter?

The DeSantis administration will bring accountability to the DOJ, excise political bias and end weaponization once and for all.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 08, 2023 10:42 PM (Vwz3I)

146 Top Ten Deadliest Mountains (by percentage of deaths per ascent attempt)

https://tinyurl.com/3dsewfe3


FYI:
K2 is called K2 because that was the designation it was given in the British Survey of the Karakorum Range in the 1850s. Every peak the British identified was given a K number to identify it.

Similarly, Everest was originally called Peak XV in the British Survey of Himalayan peaks visible from British India (The Nepalese did not let foreigners enter their territory until after WW2).* When the survey was completed and Peak XV was determined to be the highest then known, it was named Mount Everest in honor of an earlier Surveyor General of India, George Everest.


*The British Himalayan expeditions and Everest attempts in the 1920s all went in through Tibet.

Posted by: Gref at June 08, 2023 10:43 PM (AMIL/)

147 Rape" in the classical sense, means only abduction.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 10:42 PM (MoZTd)


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I like rape.

Posted by: Rustler Candidate #8 at June 08, 2023 10:43 PM (s12c9)

148 I give some leeway to older movies because they didn't foresee viewers being able to step through frame by frame. I'm sure the thought was "no one will notice that, and if they do, so what?"

Posted by: Chuck C at June 08, 2023 10:39 PM (xttsV)

Most likely so, and I don't think they have a large screen to view when they edit either. Maybe budget considerations too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2023 10:43 PM (Angsy)

149 *cough* Remus *cough*

Your uncle?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 08, 2023 10:43 PM (Bd6X8)

150 How about a 50/50 mix of dance hall girls and beer maids?
Posted by: Thomas Bender


You're thinking of the St. Pauli Girl, aren't you?

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 08, 2023 10:43 PM (tjZg/)

151 Well, you need a hook and these people only operate in Donk controlled jurisdictions, so it limits what can be accomplished.

—-

I’m sure Comey or the other couple plotters used an ISP that is headquartered in Texas or something. If they wanted to they could find a crime easily in their jurisdiction. But they don’t want to.

Posted by: Montec at June 08, 2023 10:43 PM (ODB/W)

152 Cameo's music video of Word Up

I'll take "six words I never expected to hear again in my lifetime" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 08, 2023 10:43 PM (xttsV)

153 Yeaaa!! Gunfire to the north. Pretty damn close.

Judging from this evenings content might be a fun night.

Is it a full moon?

Posted by: Reforger at June 08, 2023 10:43 PM (B705c)

154 Flag thrown! I would be completely on board with this! It would be great!

'Ettes are built different. Which is why they're awesome.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 08, 2023 10:44 PM (X4R3E)

155 @132

>>His campaign to replace Trebek wasn't his finest hour.

I was rooting for him so badly, but he seems to be a little too old for the job.

Jennings, however has proven to be a pretty goof host.

The hazing James Holzauer did to him in The Masters series was epic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 10:44 PM (up/3i)

156 119 I don't understand the triggers in the prog meme at all. Black skin doesn't trigger me. I don't know who he is or his sexual preferences and rainbow reading is stupid.
I guess I'm not very bright
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 08, 2023 10:36 PM (RsfRG)

There aren't any, except for the imaginary typical Republican caricature of a negro-hanging, gay-bashing, meth-cooking, sister-humping, truck-driving, edentulous sub-imbecile. Their repeated inhalation of their own farts within their gated community bubble whilst circle jerking and declaring their urbane and tolerant worldview without stopping to breathe has cooked their brains permanently.

Posted by: You didn't miss anything at all at June 08, 2023 10:44 PM (AiuQB)

157 "Rape" in the classical sense, means only abduction.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 10:42 PM (MoZTd)

Technically. But the Sabine women didn't want to go home the next morning.

I'm not say'n. I'm just say'n.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 10:44 PM (f279i)

158
Can we please just not go there again right now? I'm still distraught from the last thread.
Posted by: Peaches


https://youtu.be/4cia_v4vxfE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2023 10:45 PM (63Dwl)

159 54
'Ettes are built different. Which is why they're awesome.
Posted by: Ian S. at

Good save!

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

160 @150

>>You're thinking of the St. Pauli Girl, aren't you?

100 percent.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 10:45 PM (up/3i)

161 Most of it's lost though.

So, there's that.

Well, if you must be the glass half empty guy.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 10:46 PM (Nx1bw)

162 You're thinking of the St. Pauli Girl, aren't you?

You want the Swedish Bikini Team
You'll settle for the St. Pauli Girl
You'll get Miss Olde Frothingslosh

Posted by: Chuck C at June 08, 2023 10:48 PM (xttsV)

163 Gotta pause...sun setting and the clouds are nice tonight.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 08, 2023 10:48 PM (UsQA1)

164
Jim Morrison "Reading Rainbow"

https://tinyurl.com/y3xueppr

Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 10:48 PM (geLO8)

165
Technically. But the Sabine women didn't want to go home the next morning.

I'm not say'n. I'm just say'n

And someone has a baby and every girl claims it. Oh wait! That's 7 Brides for 7 Brothers.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 10:48 PM (Nx1bw)

166 West Texas. Gonna need water.

To minimize energy costs, use Malcolm Wells style underground homes, still suits and humidity catchers for wells of water, and for power use a small fission plant.
No need for the big weapons. Power is what is needed for the Starlink array, the SpaceX NASASutra trips into LWO, and the defensive Boston Robots recharging station. Everyone is required to have a cordless hole puncher of some sort.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 10:49 PM (u82oZ)

167 Bullwinkle : "Lady, are you in Distress?"
Natasha: "Dis dress, dat dress, I'm distraught!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 08, 2023 10:49 PM (60d+e)

168 157 "Rape" in the classical sense, means only abduction.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 10:42 PM (MoZTd)

Or canola.

Posted by: It's an oily little word at June 08, 2023 10:49 PM (AiuQB)

169 Miss Olde Frothingslosh

Pronounced: Frosh.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 10:49 PM (f279i)

170 At the way things are going...

You'll wish for St. Pauli girl
Settle for Taylor Lorenz
And get TrigglyPuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 10:49 PM (JvZmY)

171 How about a 50/50 mix of dance hall girls and beer maids?
Posted by: Thomas Bender


You're thinking of the St. Pauli Girl, aren't you?
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 08, 2023 10:43 PM (tjZg/)
***

Hot damn!!!
Oktoberfest!
And Mayfest! And Novemberfest! And Julyfest!
Hell. I'm good for a hundred bucks. Could probably crowd source this.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2023 10:50 PM (e4fEA)

172
Give the Horde a town and in year the town will be home to churches and synagogues, bars and brothels, museums of history and art, libraries, fine dining and aquired taste dining, centers of repairs and innovations.

____________

Sturdy lads and comely lasses. Summer band concerts in the green. Little league baseball, Friday night football, horseshoes and bowling alleys. Poker games for the guys and quilting circles for the ladies. Proper clubs where men can meet away from their wives and wives can meet away from their husbands.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 10:50 PM (MoZTd)

173 AmericanKestrel

The dance scenes at the barn raising will be great. But somehow I can't see you marrying some lumberjack with your Dad with a shotgun behind the groom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 10:50 PM (u82oZ)

174 47 I wouldn't be interested in buying into a Texas ghost town unless there was a steady supply of dance-hall girls for the saloon.
Posted by: Horny Hank at June 08, 2023 10:15 PM (Nn3xT)

Zer wass only wan een thees god fosaken townnn

...an now shees gonne weeth dat scoundrel Jake Spoon

#lauriedarlin

Posted by: Xavier Wanz at June 08, 2023 10:51 PM (CCSxw)

175 >It's Time For Us To Found Acetopia


You're gonna need a sheriff

Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 10:51 PM (geLO8)

176 @161

>>Well, if you must be the glass half empty guy.

I mean, I have been on this earth for 60 years and seen a thing or two.

And while I have lived a fairly rewarding life, I just see a very bleak future for my children and grandchildren.

I mean, on the current trajectory, a former President not LBJ, Bill Clinton, Barrack Obama or Joe Biden is going to be in Federal Prison for quite a long stretch.

And that's simply imprisoning a political figure, the future these motherf**kers have planned for us is satanic in size, scope and reach.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 10:51 PM (up/3i)

177 Nut Master is in Paul's pantry.

Fuck off, Paul if you're reading this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2023 10:51 PM (y/a4v)

178 If you want to build an underground house in west texas, you're gonna need a couple cases of tnt to excavate the site.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 08, 2023 10:51 PM (60d+e)

179 BTW, you really should call the new town "Rock Ridge"

Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 10:51 PM (geLO8)

180 You want: taylor swift

You'll settle for: taylor lorentz

You'll get: rip taylor

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 10:52 PM (f279i)

181 Hadrian the Seventh

Sounds wonderful. And a gaming hall with pinball machines. Right? Right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 10:52 PM (u82oZ)

182 LeVar Burton also played a teen Kunta Kinte in 'Roots'.

Posted by: RickZ at June 08, 2023 10:52 PM (emlEe)

183 It's Time For Us To Found Acetopia

You're gonna need a sheriff


Wyatt's retiring soon, he might be open to it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 08, 2023 10:52 PM (Bd6X8)

184 Our total is….drumroll please….
$244, $50 gift card from Target, stale frito and a pocket knife. We are so close!

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

185 179 BTW, you really should call the new town "Rock Ridge"
Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 10:51 PM (geLO

We're gonna need a shitload of dimes.

Posted by: Taggart at June 08, 2023 10:53 PM (AiuQB)

186 Tom Servo

Part of the plan. Explosives make construction go fast.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 10:53 PM (u82oZ)

187 You want: Paul Lynde

You'll settle for: Charles Nelson Reilly

You'll get: Dylan Mulvaney

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 10:53 PM (f279i)

188 BTW, you really should call the new town "Rock Ridge"
Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 10:51 PM (geLO


If that doesn't fly, you could call it Lago and paint it red.

Posted by: Beavis at June 08, 2023 10:53 PM (ZSK0i)

189 Acetopia?

Will it be next to Alextopia?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 10:53 PM (JvZmY)

190 The sheriff is near.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2023 10:53 PM (63Dwl)

191 Hot damn!!!
Oktoberfest!
And Mayfest! And Novemberfest! And Julyfest!
Hell. I'm good for a hundred bucks. Could probably crowd source this.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2023 10:50 PM (e4fEA)

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Let us hoist a lukewarm one to the dirndl.

*clink*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 10:53 PM (s12c9)

192 BTW, you really should call the new town "Rock Ridge"
Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing

Beans are always on the menu.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2023 10:54 PM (y/a4v)

193 Braves win.

Poop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 10:54 PM (up/3i)

194 182 LeVar Burton also played a teen Kunta Kinte in 'Roots'.
Posted by: RickZ at June 08, 2023 10:52 PM (emlEe)

Toby! TOBY!!

Posted by: *whipcrack* at June 08, 2023 10:55 PM (AiuQB)

195 Mr Aspirin Factory

We need a sign at the city limits:

No Vegan, crossfitting, bike riders.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 10:55 PM (u82oZ)

196 Get your lukewarm beer off my dirndl

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 10:55 PM (JvZmY)

197 >It's Time For Us To Found Acetopia


You're gonna need a sheriff
Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 10:51 PM (geLO
***

Duh!
Wyatt! By the time we get the jail built, he'll be ready to retire.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2023 10:55 PM (e4fEA)

198 No Grail sign at the city limits?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 10:56 PM (JvZmY)

199 Give the Horde a town and in year the town will be home to churches and synagogues, bars and brothels, museums of history and art, libraries, fine dining and aquired taste dining, centers of repairs and innovations.


Sturdy lads and comely lasses. Summer band concerts in the green. Little league baseball, Friday night football, horseshoes and bowling alleys. Poker games for the guys and quilting circles for the ladies. Proper clubs where men can meet away from their wives and wives can meet away from their husbands.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

And lightening bugs on cool summer evenings. Barefoot kids stomping through cool, clear creeks.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2023 10:56 PM (B/X3r)

200 194 182 LeVar Burton also played a teen Kunta Kinte in 'Roots'.
Posted by: RickZ at June 08, 2023 10:52 PM (emlEe)

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I loved the musical productions in the animated version.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 10:56 PM (s12c9)

201
Oh, and no "no smoking" zones.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 10:56 PM (MoZTd)

202
He conquered fear and he conquered hate
he turned dark night into day
He made his blazing saddle
a torch to light the way


Frankie Laine didn't know the movie was gonna be an all-out spoof- he thought he was doing a song for a legit mainstream Western

Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 10:57 PM (geLO8)

203 BTW, you really should call the new town "Rock Ridge"
Posted by: DB

Hooterville might encourage more moron investment

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hiding in plain sight at June 08, 2023 10:57 PM (xnu8Z)

204 You aren't hunting adult 10speed riders (psychopaths) in your Texastopia?

I'd allow flechettes for recumbent bicyclists.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 10:57 PM (f279i)

205 Looks like The Mets season is over.

Oh well, frees up time to do other things, like amateur electrolysis.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 10:57 PM (up/3i)

206 Anna Puma

A Grail Beacon for the motel. "We'll leave the light on for you."

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 10:57 PM (u82oZ)

207 At acetopia we shall have a weekly tar & feathers festival

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2023 10:57 PM (VdN7z)

208 Oopps ….just saw that,

One + One = 2 sexes

It is the Human LAW

Man + Woman =2 sexes... everyone else is playing in the Marxist/Commie swamp of Psysops warfare against the Republic of the United States of America.

Rinse & Repeat...Rinse & Repeat.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 08, 2023 10:57 PM (UsQA1)

209 Mr Aspirin Factory

We need a sign at the city limits:

No Vegan, crossfitting, bike riders.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

And no Irish.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2023 10:57 PM (y/a4v)

210 So what will be Acetopia's official pistol caliber?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 10:57 PM (JvZmY)

211 The entire town will be a Gun Mandatory Zone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 10:58 PM (s12c9)

212 I watched several You Tube videos on K2. It's insane. In one, they were in base camp, relaxing. In the background, you see this falling speck. It was a climber, falling after one of the guide ropes broke.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 08, 2023 10:58 PM (ouTlx)

213 131
Little Diana went to the doggie chiropractor today. Three months of no running or playing. Poor thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 10:40 PM (MoZTd)

Oh, sad! If you haven't tried arnica, it's really helped my arthritic senior cat. I melt one tab into her wet food twice a day. Amazon has it, Hylands 30x (stronger, confusingly, than 6x). Cheap enough to try and it can't hurt.

Posted by: Peaches at June 08, 2023 10:58 PM (14URa)

214 201 201
Oh, and no "no smoking" zones.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08

Except in my studio, which makes sense and will help keep the bike riding cross fitters out.

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 10:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

215 I've driven through Van Horn a few times, that is one of the most desolate, godforsaken spots in the whole country. Damn.
Posted by: Tom Servo


The astro-photography calendars can be a small revenue source !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Ate Some Desol Just Yesterday Critic. . . at June 08, 2023 10:58 PM (jonTH)

216
Give the Horde a town and in year the town will be home to churches and synagogues, bars and brothels, museums of history and art, libraries, fine dining and aquired taste dining, centers of repairs and innovations.


No observing of Monkeypox Pride Month!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 08, 2023 10:59 PM (pNxlR)

217 So what will be Acetopia's official pistol caliber?
Posted by: Anna Puma

May as well start the fight now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2023 11:00 PM (y/a4v)

218 Sock Monkey * hiding in plain sight

I vote for Scenic Elbows Oasis as the name.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 11:00 PM (u82oZ)

219 Acetopia, the only small Texas town with its own IMAX theater to keep TMJ happy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 11:00 PM (JvZmY)

220 Official Statement

Miklos needs two (2) additional Letters of Recommendation.

The most important one is done, just need two that say "Miklos is a fine fellow, will probably do OK Mr. Colonel Sir"

Posted by: Miklos trusts the Horde at June 08, 2023 11:00 PM (iAPSy)

221 Give the Horde a town and in year the town will be home to churches and synagogues, bars and brothels, museums of history and art, libraries, fine dining and aquired taste dining, centers of repairs and innovations.


----------

And plenty of gloryholes for the trolls.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 11:00 PM (s12c9)

222 It was no surprise to Betty Jo, Bobbie Jo, and Billie Jo that the name 'Hooterville' was applied to their friendly little town.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2023 11:01 PM (B/X3r)

223 @212

>>I watched several You Tube videos on K2. It's insane.

Wing Suit jumping is even insaner.

Every Wing Suit jumper that has pushed the limits to more extreme levels and innovations has eventually died while jumping.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 11:01 PM (up/3i)

224 Trolls get jobs in the Public Works department.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 11:01 PM (JvZmY)

225 215 I've driven through Van Horn a few times, that is one of the most desolate, godforsaken spots in the whole country. Damn.
Posted by: Tom Servo

the farm that I grew up on near Yantis is literally underwater

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2023 11:01 PM (us2H3)

226 So what will be Acetopia's official pistol caliber?

.36 Vandenberg.

Which no one will actually use.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 08, 2023 11:02 PM (Bd6X8)

227 210 So what will be Acetopia's official pistol caliber?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 10:57 PM (JvZmY)

4.73×33mm caseless ammunition

Because G11 is mandatory rifle.

Made on site.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 11:02 PM (f279i)

228 It is the last remaining advantage of the United States - despite a century of centralization, the states still possess considerable remaining political power against Federal overreach.

In what other country do subordinate political divisions control their own military units?

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 08, 2023 11:02 PM (2tUFv)

229 I'm chatting in Twitter with what seems to be a nice person in san Francisco. Seems odd.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 08, 2023 11:02 PM (ouTlx)

230
The dance scenes at the barn raising will be great. But somehow I can't see you marrying some lumberjack with your Dad with a shotgun behind the groom.

Lol Salty. Maybe I can be the one pounding out the dance tune on a piano in the corner.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 11:02 PM (Nx1bw)

231 And plenty of gloryholes for the trolls.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 11:00 PM (s12c9)

I'll have you know

I am not a troll

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2023 11:02 PM (us2H3)

232 Meanwhile Biden gets $5m from Ukraine and it’s meh.

Posted by: Montec at June 08, 2023 11:02 PM (ODB/W)

233 I worry what will happen when the election for dog catcher becomes personal and old friends begin knocking over each other's campaign signs.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2023 11:02 PM (k1Qly)

234 Anna Puma

Negatory. Public Works need competent people. No trolls in town.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 11:03 PM (u82oZ)

235 Illinoise found a way to be even more lawless. Challenges to constitutionality of state laws can now only be brought in courts owned by the left.

https://tinyurl.com/3x7udpu3

Posted by: Methos at June 08, 2023 11:03 PM (kOpft)

236 I've driven through Van Horn a few times, that is one of the most desolate, godforsaken spots in the whole country. Damn.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Stopped there for lunch when i was a teen.
Damn!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2023 11:03 PM (e4fEA)

237
I volunteer to serve as the music director of the Acetopia Philharmonic Orchestra, which will not feature anything by Florence Price.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 11:03 PM (MoZTd)

238 So what will be Acetopia's official pistol caliber?
Posted by: Anna Puma

A phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2023 11:04 PM (B/X3r)

239 AmericanKestrel

Much better plan!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 11:04 PM (u82oZ)

240 210
Colt King Cobra Carry .357 Magnum or Springfield XDM Elite 10mm Semi-Auto...I have others that may rate for the Aceotopia but there is time to work this out...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 08, 2023 11:04 PM (UsQA1)

241 No observing of Monkeypox Pride Month!

I'm still going to insist on observing Sloth and Envy Months, though.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 08, 2023 11:04 PM (2tUFv)

242 In what other country do subordinate political divisions control their own military units?
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That doesn't matter until they're willing to use them.

Posted by: Methos at June 08, 2023 11:04 PM (kOpft)

243 237
I volunteer to serve as the music director of the Acetopia Philharmonic Orchestra, which will not feature anything by Florence Price.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 11:03 PM (MoZTd)

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I'll organize the theremin and vuvuzela corps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 11:04 PM (s12c9)

244 And no Irish.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2023 10:57 PM (y/a4v)

Is this a "one drop" rule kinda thing or do you have to be darker than some pale object? Or what?

Also need a def of "ginger".

Important ols respond.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 11:05 PM (f279i)

245 Go Boulder County cows. The jogger was most likely trespassing, intending to use their pasture as a latrine.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 08, 2023 11:05 PM (3cGpq)

246 Walter Freeman

We are an autonomous syncretic collective.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 11:05 PM (u82oZ)

247 That doesn't matter until they're willing to use them.

Depends on what the Federal government does in the future.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 08, 2023 11:05 PM (2tUFv)

248 233 I worry what will happen when the election for dog catcher becomes personal and old friends begin knocking over each other's campaign signs.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June

We will all scream and shout for about 657 posts, and then we will go have a bbq at someone’s house.

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 11:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

249 You can tell he's the king because he doesn't have shit all over him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 11:06 PM (s12c9)

250 what will be the system of government

does some moistened bint lob a scimitar at someone?

Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 11:07 PM (geLO8)

251 Actually now that I think on it, when purchasing a ghost town maybe look at ways of getting FedZilla to fund your 'experimental zero carbon community of the future.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 11:07 PM (JvZmY)

252 the future these motherf**kers have planned for us is satanic in size, scope and reach

True, but.. the best laid plans of mice and men..

The battle belongs to the LORD and it is already won.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 11:07 PM (Nx1bw)

253 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 11:03 PM (MoZTd)

RACIST! Her music was wonderful because she was black!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2023 11:07 PM (ZCCyW)

254 we have crossed the memes

hold onto your butts

Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 11:07 PM (geLO8)

255 Judging by the last thread, the campaign for mayor of Acetopia is gonna be lit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2023 11:07 PM (u73oe)

256 I am not a troll
Posted by: REDACTED

You should give me a price on the old Austro-Hungarian furniture that needs to go

Posted by: Miklos with provenance at June 08, 2023 11:08 PM (iAPSy)

257 now they are going to indict Trump in DC on espionage and obstruction

Russian TV must be lit atm

Posted by: REDACTED at June 08, 2023 11:09 PM (us2H3)

258 The Letters From D Day made things a little misty in here. What a wonderful story of two people who loved each other so very much.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 08, 2023 11:09 PM (Zvtjl)

259 243

But will you spit on Arron Copeland?

(Yeah we all know he was ghey) But still...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 08, 2023 11:09 PM (UsQA1)

260 I worry what will happen when the election for dog catcher becomes personal and old friends begin knocking over each other's campaign signs.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2023 11:02 PM (k1Qly)

Heh...listen to the CutJibNewsletter Podcast that's coming up tomorrow morning. We discuss exactly that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2023 11:09 PM (ZCCyW)

261 254 we have crossed the memes

hold onto your butts
Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at

Your own butts, nobody else’s butt. We are not heathens in Acetopia. We have a philharmonic!

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 11:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

262
Oh gawd - I've driven through Van Horn a few times, that is one of the most desolate, godforsaken spots in the whole country. Damn.
Posted by: Tom Servo

===========

My car died in Balmorhea, population 398. The nearest "big town" was Van Horn, about 70 miles away. I called up Hertz -- some Hertz in Lubbock -- to ask if they had a rental outlet in Van Horn. They had never heard of Van Horn.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 11:10 PM (lCaJd)

263
RACIST! Her music was wonderful because she was black!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2023 11:07 PM (ZCCyW)

____________

I've heard a number of her pieces and have a few in my playlist. They're nice (in the Ivesian sense) but she's what I call a five-minute composer: five minutes after it ends you can't remember anything about it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 11:10 PM (MoZTd)

264 Balmorhea?

Sounds like some obscure strain of VD

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 11:11 PM (JvZmY)

265 now, if someone goes to the Cafe for breakfast, and orders French toast with maple syrup-

will there be gunplay

Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 11:11 PM (geLO8)

266 My nephew played a class game at school which was modelled on the UN kinda and seemed pretty lame and goofy. But he was head of the banks and kept getting frustrated at his bros wanting money for tanks and the girls wanting giant horse farms. It was a chaotic mess but kids learned a lot.

Anyway, the game ended last day and the teachers revealed that in secret they'd picked one girl to be a "sabatoeur" and one boy to be the "secret emperor". Lmao. Awesome.

And the two had been pursuing their own plans.

I kid you not.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 11:11 PM (f279i)

267 At acetopia we shall have a weekly tar & feathers festival

And plenty of gloryholes for the trolls.

Who will feature in the tar and feather festival

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 11:11 PM (Nx1bw)

268 The Lavar Burton meme is just stupid.
He can piss up a ripe. His opinion means nothing.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2023 11:12 PM (e4fEA)

269 @255

>>udging by the last thread, the campaign for mayor of Acetopia is gonna be lit.

I'm telling you right now, I'm voting for Lord Humongous, his platform of firm, but fair cruelty, intrigues me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 11:12 PM (up/3i)

270 My car died in Balmorhea. . .
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


"Salllllyute!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2023 11:13 PM (B/X3r)

271 Balmorhea?

Sounds like some obscure strain of VD
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 11:11 PM (JvZmY)

Don't know much about Ball-murrr, huh?

Because....

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 11:13 PM (f279i)

272 I worry what will happen when the election for dog catcher becomes personal and old friends begin knocking over each other's campaign signs.

I attended a swearing in ceremony in a particular county in Kentucky. All of the elected officials were present and sworn in by a judge. Afterwards I was compelled to ask the victor of the elected position of County Coroner what was the campaign slogan and strategy.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 08, 2023 11:13 PM (YXHzG)

273 Levar Burton is one of the least annoying people from Star Trek Next Generation to be honest.

If he and Worf had killed everyone, except Wesley (to later trade as tribble food) the show would have been perfect.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 11:13 PM (lc5cP)

274 Nut Master? I'd love to get a mouth full of that!

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 08, 2023 11:14 PM (lc5cP)

275 I volunteer to serve as the music director of the Acetopia Philharmonic Orchestra, which will not feature anything by Florence Price.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
-----------
I'll organize the theremin and vuvuzela corps.
Posted by: Cicero

I'll be that skeery hermit in the hills that bushwhacks progs in the burning times for the shiny zippo lighter I saw them use two weeks ago when I first started stalking them 100 miles out.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 08, 2023 11:14 PM (3CCua)

276 does some moistened bint lob a scimitar at someone?
Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 11:07 PM (geLO


Gonna be kinda strange when the anointing spear comes flying out of a cow water tank.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 08, 2023 11:14 PM (ZSK0i)

277 Afterwards I was compelled to ask the victor of the elected position of County Coroner what was the campaign slogan and strategy.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 08, 2023 11:13 PM (YXHzG)

You better have called him Quincy "on accident".

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 11:14 PM (f279i)

278
I'm telling you right now, I'm voting for Lord Humongous, his platform of firm, but fair cruelty, intrigues me.


I'm voting for Zombie Pinochet - Make Helicopter Rides Great Again!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 11:14 PM (lc5cP)

279 Evening Horde, thx Weird Dave. Watched the documentary on K2. Never had the urge to climb, but anyone who tries to climb that this is out of their minds. That mountain looks at you and says "I'm going to kill you"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 08, 2023 11:14 PM (OhpJy)

280 old onto your butts
Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at

Your own butts, nobody else’s butt. We are not heathens in Acetopia. We have a philharmonic!
Posted by: Piper

You people

Posted by: Ima and Ura Hogg at June 08, 2023 11:15 PM (iAPSy)

281 ow, if someone goes to the Cafe for breakfast, and orders French toast with maple syrup-

will there be gunplay
Posted by: DB -

Special of the day is boiled meat in a bag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 08, 2023 11:15 PM (y/a4v)

282 Gonna be kinda strange when the anointing spear comes flying out of a cow water tank.

"Message for you Sire! *urk*"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 11:15 PM (JvZmY)

283 With a good water treatment plant, we can have crops inside large buildings. Lots of research into urban farming we could use. Or hydroponics with a fish farm attachment.

It all comes back to water.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 11:16 PM (u82oZ)

284 Pass phrase, "I am a meat Popsicle ."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 11:16 PM (JvZmY)

285 Just remember...

Right Now GHey Pride and BLack history get an entire MONTH out of the calendar

Memorial Day...is but a single day.

A more Honorable Day...then the other 30 days ascribed to LESSER events..

That 's Right! Time to push back...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 08, 2023 11:16 PM (UsQA1)

286 Gonna be kinda strange when the anointing spear comes flying out of a cow water tank.

"Message for you Sire! *urk*"
Posted by: Anna Puma

"The Annointing Spears" would be a good band name

Posted by: Miklos would probably play bass and fiddle at June 08, 2023 11:18 PM (iAPSy)

287 Or hydroponics with a fish farm attachment

I like this idea!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 11:19 PM (Nx1bw)

288 You guys gonna have a couple three A-10's?

For self-defense?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 11:19 PM (f279i)

289 He's right, I do look that way

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 11:19 PM (0hOvj)

290 Trump indicted by Biden. The jackels come for the lion. We are no longer a country. We are now an exercise in raw take down power. If they can take out Trump they will take down the rest of us. Be afraid.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 08, 2023 11:20 PM (93HMG)

291 I'm telling you right now, I'm voting for Lord Humongous, his platform of firm, but fair cruelty, intrigues me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 11:12 PM (up/3i)

——————-

Lord Humungous is a fuckin RINO!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2023 11:20 PM (u73oe)

292 I'm curious, of that 8 hours from Corsicana how many are in Austin or Metroplex traffic?

Posted by: goatweed at June 08, 2023 11:21 PM (0Q/6W)

293 288 You guys gonna have a couple three A-10's?

For self-defense?
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 11:19 PM (f279i)

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Abrams M1A1s should be sufficient to cover the main approaches to the town.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 11:21 PM (s12c9)

294 Pass phrase, "I am a meat Popsicle ."
Posted by: Anna Puma

"seated meatsicle"

Posted by: The Secret Service at June 08, 2023 11:21 PM (iAPSy)

295 And no Irish.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Would love to watch you tell Nurse R that.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hiding in plain sight at June 08, 2023 11:22 PM (xnu8Z)

296 According to Bob Villa's web-site

Hell, Michigan is for sale for $900,000. 66 miles of hiking trails. Fishing. And a "Blessing of the Bkes" event.

Or maybe Cal-Nev-Air, NV. Has a casino, an airstrip, and a diner. Price $8 million.

Henry River Mill Village, North Carolina. Town was used in The Hunger Games. Seller wants $1.4 million for this 72 acre town.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 11:22 PM (JvZmY)

297 Abrams M1A1s should be sufficient to cover the main approaches to the town.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 11:21 PM (s12c9)

Sitting ducks w/o air support and A/D

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 11:22 PM (f279i)

298 @291

>>Lord Humungous is a fuckin RINO!

Perhaps, but the rest of the candidates are all on the amnesty for Outlanders train and legalizing Spice, and I just can't get down with that program.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2023 11:22 PM (up/3i)

299 Is a Miami jury much safer than a DC trial?

Posted by: goatweed at June 08, 2023 11:23 PM (0Q/6W)

300 If Cal-Nev-Air has a liquor license?

Whew.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 11:23 PM (f279i)

301 Anna Puma

I'll buy you a lottery ticket. Good luck. We are a;;ll counting on you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 11:24 PM (u82oZ)

302 284

WOW!!!

Ya doing that over a wood fired pit or are you going to do blasphemy with propane?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 08, 2023 11:24 PM (UsQA1)

303 293 288 You guys gonna have a couple three A-10's?

For self-defense?
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 11:19 PM (f279i)
----------------
Morning news: Some Moron took the A-10 out for a joy ride again. Damned kids these days.

Posted by: scampydog at June 08, 2023 11:24 PM (tocrP)

304 So

No help from nobody

NO MOAR PHDs

Posted by: University of Miklos at June 08, 2023 11:24 PM (iAPSy)

305 Zod>>>Lord Humongous

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hiding in plain sight at June 08, 2023 11:24 PM (xnu8Z)

306 Oh the spice will flow and the jihad will be butlerian.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 11:24 PM (f279i)

307 If there is a casino, someone has liquor license I bet.

All three of those places look interesting. Yeah if I won a big enough lottery, would have to do some serious research before making any move.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 11:26 PM (JvZmY)

308 Be afraid.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Not a chance.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hiding in plain sight at June 08, 2023 11:26 PM (xnu8Z)

309 Henry River Mill Village, North Carolina. Town was used in The Hunger Games. Seller wants $1.4 million for this 72 acre town.
Posted by: Anna Puma

If I were still alive....

Posted by: Aunt Bea at June 08, 2023 11:26 PM (iAPSy)

310 "Ok. Absolutely no more shooting cai-yotes with the A-10! It has to stop."

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 11:27 PM (f279i)

311 OH dear...

punching out...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 08, 2023 11:27 PM (UsQA1)

312 Ok. Absolutely no more shooting cai-yotes with the A-10! It has to stop."
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 08, 2023 11:27 PM (f279i)

——————-

What’s with all these rules all of the sudden?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2023 11:28 PM (u73oe)

313 FYI:

Clock of the Long Now is supposed to be built in an underground area in Van Horn, Texas, just to the north of Acetopia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 11:29 PM (u82oZ)

314 Air support?

Just lease the airtrip at Cal-Ari-Nev to Drakken International for like $100/year. And give them almost carte blanche to improve it.

Why? Drakken International is a private owner of F-16s and A-4s.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 11:29 PM (JvZmY)

315 If I were still alive....
Posted by: Aunt Bea at June 08, 2023 11:26 PM (iAPSy)


--------

Oh be serious, Bea. You know you'd just fuck it up.

Posted by: Clara Edwards at June 08, 2023 11:29 PM (s12c9)

316 Zod>>>Lord Humongous
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Zod would write me a two sentence recommendation.

Probably would work too.

Posted by: Auntie Mikos at June 08, 2023 11:31 PM (iAPSy)

317 Is a Miami jury much safer than a DC trial?
Posted by: goatweed


It'll take twice as long, so they can give all the testimony and jury instructions bilingually.....

Posted by: mikeski at June 08, 2023 11:31 PM (DgGvY)

318 We are now an exercise in raw take down power. * looks like it.

If they can take out Trump they will take down the rest of us *they can try.

Be afraid * no

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 11:31 PM (Nx1bw)

319 A Miami trial?

You know the fix is in if Janteel is on the jury.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 11:32 PM (JvZmY)

320 Acetopia

Rule #1 HOA ist verbotten!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 08, 2023 11:33 PM (JvZmY)

321 Trump indicted by Biden. The jackels come for the lion. We are no longer a country. We are now an exercise in raw take down power. If they can take out Trump they will take down the rest of us. Be afraid.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 08, 2023 11:20 PM (93HMG)

Fear is entirely the wrong response.

Posted by: Methos at June 08, 2023 11:33 PM (kOpft)

322 Oh be serious, Bea. You know you'd just fuck it up.
Posted by: Clara Edwards

Well Andy, that's when the fight started.

Posted by: Officer Fife at June 08, 2023 11:34 PM (iAPSy)

323 Have a great night, everyone.

May you dance by the light of the bonfire that is our current judicial system. This process is self-cleaning, given time.

We need to stay out of the way, in a small town with a philharmonic and more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2023 11:34 PM (u82oZ)

324 Trump indicted by Biden.

Everyone knew this was going to happen the moment that Trump agreed to the transition of power to Biden.

Yes, yes, Biden almost certainly promised he wouldn't but...

Biden is a liar
Biden doesn't control what Biden's government does.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 11:34 PM (lc5cP)

325 Verbotten? That Dutch or somethin'?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 08, 2023 11:35 PM (ZSK0i)

326 If you want to build an underground house in west texas, you're gonna need a couple cases of tnt to excavate the site.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

And yes, I drive across I10 two or four times a year. Occasionally tried to find a reason to stop in Van Horn and there is nothing.

Always enjoy B's Family Dining in Fort Stockton, though.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 08, 2023 11:35 PM (EXyHK)

327 God loves every person even the most sinful


God does love every person.

But people, whether they can process it or not, do not love God. They love their sin.

My sins put Christ on the cross. Every foul thought, every evil deed, every blasphemous utterance that purses forth from my lips, every ridiculous hate-riddled comment I've typed here, every vile part of my life is a lash to His back, a thorn in His brow, a mocking disgrace of the dear Lord Jesus. He didn't just pay the price, He endured torture and ridicule at my hands.

How could I say I love Him and carry myself in such a manner that continues to tack Him to the cross?

It would be like beating my daughter with a baseball bat and saying "I love you baby girl" as I pounded away.

If the Lord turned me away on that day, I would cry out not because of the pain I will suffer, but for the pain I inflicted.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 08, 2023 11:36 PM (Zqeqr)

328
No help from nobody

NO MOAR PHDs

To Whom it may concern,

Miklos is a Moron in good standing. He is quite entertaining and often informative. He will be a valuable asset to any program. Please consider this the highest endorsement possible. If bribes are needed, we can offer medical and dating advice that surpasses anything you will find elsewhere.

Sincerely, the Horde

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 11:36 PM (Nx1bw)

329 Fear is entirely the wrong response.

My suggestion - we are in the mess we are in because the left dedicated itself to politics for the last 20 years while we on the right tried to ignore it. So...find someway, any way, you can fight back.

Do you donate to charities? Look really, really closely at what those charities do. Have a choice of stores to shop from? Look at their politics over price (if you can). A hiring manager? Look at the candidate's social media and then make a decision on who to hire. And so on.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 11:37 PM (lc5cP)

330 What do you do when your "legitimate" government has been exposed as a fraud and tyranny?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 11:37 PM (s12c9)

331 Never had the urge to climb, but anyone who tries to climb that this is out of their minds. That mountain looks at you and says "I'm going to kill you"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Knew a doctor (Jim States)who climbed K2. He and his 2 climbing partners (Kim Momb and Chris Roskelly), also climbed Makalu, the 5th highest peak in the world, without oxygen. His two climbing partners also climbed Everest. Kim Momb died in avalanche while climbing in British Columbia.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hiding in plain sight at June 08, 2023 11:37 PM (xnu8Z)

332 We need to stay out of the way, in a small town with a philharmonic and more.

goodnight nacly

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 11:38 PM (Nx1bw)

333 Hillary Clinton illegally possessed FBI files, Sandy Berger stuffed classified documents down his pants and socks on behalf of the Clintons. Clinton and Gore illegally sold technology to Commie China. Guilty as sin and free as a bird.

Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 11:38 PM (QJGMB)

334 What do you do when your "legitimate" government has been exposed as a fraud and tyranny?

Raises hand

Posted by: Sam Adams, not the brewery at June 08, 2023 11:38 PM (lc5cP)

335 If the Lord turned me away on that day, I would cry out not because of the pain I will suffer, but for the pain I inflicted.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

https://mepkinabbey.org/

Posted by: Miklos at June 08, 2023 11:39 PM (iAPSy)

336 I have overnighted and dined the next day in Van Horn, TX. Close enough to Lobo, TX that the landscape is the same.

You'll want a long-ranging, flat-shooting rifle cartridge from the outset. A 400 yard shot would be common, and "as far as you can land 'em", not uncommon.

This is one place an AR-15 A2 with it's 20" bbl. will have the clear advantage over an M-4 and 16" tube. And probably better to rely on a really long range boltie, anyway. Pay attention to Weasel's wind calls though. It is a WINDY place.

It's a survivors' land out there, be assured. Not a place for weak or feckless type, it'll chew 'em up and spit 'em out.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2023 11:39 PM (e6UQI)

337 I thought we had all agreed to go with the G11 as std issue rifle?

Posted by: Thesokorus2 at June 08, 2023 11:41 PM (f279i)

338 If the Lord turned me away on that day, I would cry out not because of the pain I will suffer, but for the pain I inflicted.

And because this is your heart's cry, you know you will not be turned away.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 11:43 PM (Nx1bw)

339 >>What do you do when your "legitimate" government has been exposed as a fraud and tyranny?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cicero


Well, I could tell you what we did last time...

Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 11:44 PM (geLO8)

340 If that doesn't fly, you could call it Lago and paint it red.
Posted by: Beavis at June 08, 2023 10:53 PM (ZSK0i)


New Raccoon City. That's a lucky name isn't it? I have heard it somewhere

Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2023 11:45 PM (xhaym)

341 No help from nobody

NO MOAR PHDs
***

To Whom It May Concern, and trust me, this concerns you!

Miklos is that rare star that shoots across (insert your business concern here) sky. Hire him immediately and prepare to be surprised. Seriously. You will find yourself watching him just to see what he will do next.

Sincerely,

The Fraternal Brotherhood of Acetopia and the Longbow

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2023 11:45 PM (e4fEA)

342 I'm making charts of the permitted Irish hybrids allowed in Acetopia with pros and cons and modal personality types and IQs and also physiognomies.

Irish-Finn is a possibility.

Stunning realization really.

As the old series of Irish jokes go are they "too drunk to not say anything?"

Posted by: Thesokorus2 at June 08, 2023 11:46 PM (f279i)

343 "We should buy it, and make it the only town in America where it is mandatory for every household to own a nuclear weapon. What say you, Horde?"

I'll keep a Minuteman III at my place if someone else digs the silo.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 08, 2023 11:47 PM (p0Mx9)

344 https://mepkinabbey.org/

I would love to visit!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 11:47 PM (Nx1bw)

345 Well, I could tell you what we did last time...
Posted by: DB - he sticks the

Good answer.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 11:49 PM (Nx1bw)

346 Goodnight everyone.

Posted by: Piper at June 08, 2023 11:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

347 Good night piper

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 11:50 PM (Nx1bw)

348 Later, friends

Posted by: DB - he sticks the landing at June 08, 2023 11:50 PM (geLO8)

349
the teachers revealed that in secret they'd picked one girl to be a "sabatoeur" and one boy to be the "secret emperor". Lmao. Awesome.

And the two had been pursuing their own plans.

I kid you not.

Posted by: Thesokorus

===========

We did that in a college course where we were modeling some international peace treaty or arms control deal or something. The teacher had secretly instructed one student to be a double agent. He was pretending to be country X, but in reality his strings were being pulled by Tehran.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 11:54 PM (lCaJd)

350 The Fraternal Brotherhood of Acetopia and the Longbow
Posted by: Diogenes

Ph.D and Tenure AWARDED

Posted by: University of Miklos at June 08, 2023 11:54 PM (iAPSy)

351 Night db

I too must away

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 08, 2023 11:54 PM (Nx1bw)

352 337 I thought we had all agreed to go with the G11 as std issue rifle?
Posted by: Thesokorus2 at June 08, 2023 11:41 PM (f279i

Can i get a waiver for an AR-10?

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 08, 2023 11:57 PM (cKnoj)

353 I have been leary of Jim Martin, SJ, since he became the editor of America magazine.

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 08, 2023 11:59 PM (cKnoj)

354 "go and sin no more"

well, that is impossible for the average man. But, to stop being a slut, is possible. I suspect in context, that is what Jesus was saying?

Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2023 11:59 PM (Cus5s)

355 This one time, I had this unusually attractive woman request that I should Dutch butter her fat tubers in advance of a coming summer festival. I was thrilled I was able to provide 100 SPF coverage and not diminish her tan lines.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 09, 2023 12:03 AM (fY84s)

356 New Raccoon City. That's a lucky name isn't it? I have heard it somewhere
Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2023 11:45 PM (xhaym)



Dibs on the mansion.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 09, 2023 12:07 AM (ZSK0i)

357 Illinoise found a way to be even more lawless. Challenges to constitutionality of state laws can now only be brought in courts owned by the left.

Posted by: Methos

Yeah, but as the article says, they all end up in the Illinois Supreme Court (generally, if they're that important) and it's probably on de novo review so what does it really matter?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 09, 2023 12:10 AM (KAi1n)

358 G11 designers ignored the maxim look good, work good.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 09, 2023 12:13 AM (ccdQn)

359 G11 designers ignored the maxim look good, work good.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 09, 2023 12:13 AM (ccdQn)


Hans said, "but I LIKE 2x4s and the whole Steyr-Aug optics concept is wunderbar!"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 12:20 AM (xhaym)

360 The G-11 is not only ugly, but it's puny, underpowered round would not be the wind buckin', long range screamer needed out in the West Texas desert.

One beautiful advantage of a conventional boltie, is it's easy to take a rest across the hood of your (non-electric) pickup, or over the side of the bed, solidify your stance and position, settle in behind the scope, line up your shot and send it.

That stubby, blocky abomination would be a wobble socket on it's best day.

The classic, graceful shape of the evolved rifle became what it is, over hundreds of years of improvements.

But the G-11 is *not* such an improvement. It is neither crossbow or longbow, being something less than either. Or, both.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2023 12:28 AM (e6UQI)

361 I've driven through Van Horn a few times, that is one of the most desolate, godforsaken spots in the whole country. Damn.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Stopped there for lunch when i was a teen.
Damn!
Posted by: Diogenes

Did you get nothing and like it ?

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2023 12:40 AM (T4tVD)

362 Tap-Tap-Tap.....is this thing on ?

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2023 12:51 AM (T4tVD)

363 A peek behind the mask of wokeism:

https://tinyurl.com/yzbym93w

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2023 12:57 AM (Bd6X8)

364 James Martin is nothing more than a leftist that joined the church for reasons not having to do with God. Everything he opens his mouth its to just spew leftist dribble that almost exclusively goes against the teachings in the bible, and then he claims that going against Christian teachings is actually the most Christian thing of all.

Commies knew the best way to destroy institutions was to imbed their people in them and destroy them from within. It's telling that all those moles are all putting their plan in to action at the same time (Church, US Gov, Spy Agencies)

Posted by: Rbastid at June 09, 2023 01:10 AM (qAfGa)

365 100K for a ghost town? Hmmm...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2023 01:12 AM (VwHCD)

366 I worry what will happen when the election for dog catcher becomes personal and old friends begin knocking over each other's campaign signs.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


None of us are Obama, so what’s yer beef ?

Posted by: Adriane the Ate Some Desol Just Yesterday Critic. . . at June 09, 2023 01:12 AM (jonTH)

367 100K for a ghost town? Hmmm...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2023 01:12 AM (VwHCD)

Do the ghosts come with?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2023 01:13 AM (yMHIs)

368 Tap-Tap-Tap.....is this thing on ?
Posted by: JT

Did you check to see if it is plugged in?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hiding in plain sight at June 09, 2023 01:14 AM (xnu8Z)

369 Do the ghosts come with?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


They’re all riding in the sky, but yes …

Posted by: Adriane the Ate Some Desol Just Yesterday Critic. . . at June 09, 2023 01:15 AM (jonTH)

370 Tap-Tap-Tap.....is this thing on ?
Posted by: JT

Did you check to see if it is plugged in?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hiding in plain sight

Stay tuned for MORE tech tips !

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2023 01:16 AM (T4tVD)

371 370 Tap-Tap-Tap.....is this thing on ?
Posted by: JT

Did you check to see if it is plugged in?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hiding in plain sight

Stay tuned for MORE tech tips !
Posted by: JT at June 09, 2023 01:16 AM (T4tVD)

Close all yer windows, and turn it off and back on... the Microsoft way!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2023 01:37 AM (oHd/0)

372 Tech Tip # 337

Always check the length of the bungee cord before jumping.

Posted by: Adriane the Ate Some Desol Just Yesterday Critic. . . at June 09, 2023 01:37 AM (jonTH)

373 Well, thread seems to have sputtered to a halt, and I am real sleepy. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2023 01:37 AM (yMHIs)

374 Berserker.

You could call that Ghost Town "Weasel-ville".

'Cause there is a 1,000 yard shot opportunity in every direction.

The place is as flat as a pool-table, till the mountains on the horizon.

You know the old stereotype, West Texas Town with the blowing dust and the tumbleweeds?

This is that town. Minus the charm. But with a dry well. You might get the Bourbon. But they ain't got the water.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2023 01:38 AM (e6UQI)

375 Comfortably in bed before midnight and hoping things will be quiet is simply begging for disappointment. Chased a woman off a stoop after she went temporarily manic in the parking lot and couldn't decide whether or not she wanted to dumpster dive. Swept up the wreckage of a backpack that was ripped open, dumped on the stairs, and barely searched. Unlikely it was hers. She ran back to the bus stop and huddled with the other folks trying to balance homelessness, mental illness, and drug addiction; some more successfully than others. The mayor was half a block away just a few hours ago for a soft reopening of the century old movie theater that anchors this neighborhood. I guess they don't even bother clearing the undesirables from the bus station when he comes around anymore. Back to bed. Awake again in five hours if there are no other disturbances.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2023 01:41 AM (k1Qly)

376
So... I'm all alone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2023 01:51 AM (lCaJd)

377 One is the loneliest number.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 09, 2023 01:52 AM (a4EWo)

378 Saved by 0

Posted by: SFGoth at June 09, 2023 02:02 AM (KAi1n)

379 Less than zero.
https://youtu.be/vtZe7b7LMQ4

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 09, 2023 02:06 AM (a4EWo)

380 Pensacola update, search Rebekah Jones.
Good grief, they’re not sending their best.

Posted by: Drewbicle at June 09, 2023 02:56 AM (6hnye)

381 {{{Debby Doberman Schultz }}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 09, 2023 03:18 AM (u82oZ)

382 I got to get moving and get going

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 03:48 AM (xhxe8)

383 Same here, Skip

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 09, 2023 03:58 AM (V/ySJ)

384 PIXY NOOD IS UP

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