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Buck:
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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (6/7/23)
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Well this certainly is an interesting law suit concentrating on unlawful searches.
A Connecticut husband and wife claim in a lawsuit that a bear with a camera is violating their Fourth Amendment right to be free from unreasonable searches and seizures. They want the state to stop it. Mark and Carol Brault allege that the state attached the camera to the bear that has gone onto their property and taken photos of the interior of their home in West Hartland. They maintain the wild animal’s actions amount to “warrantless photographic surveillance” of the interior of their home on their 114 acre property.
As an iPhone user I'm pretty excited.
'What the duck' no more: Apple will stop autocorrecting your favorite swear word
The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM
How to stop squirrels from moving into your house and burning it down Many people like having squirrels around to watch them scurry around in search of nuts and seeds. They are cute, fuzzy and at times comical. But when they find a way into your home, they become noisy, destructive pests. There is no avoiding squirrels in Maine. And according to a state wildlife expert, there is no other animal in the state that wants to destroy your home more than a squirrelDucking tree rats........
Will any of our frequent flyers use this? A new contraption to let you sleep forward on a plane.
TruRest sleeping gadget that clips to an airplane seatback tray. It reminds me of a massage chair, but it is lightweight, portable, and folds into the size of an iPad. It's also TSA-approved.At $145 I'll sleep just fine in my seat with my back up.
Born on this day: 7 Jun 1940
Thomas Woodward, (Tom Jones), Welsh singer who has sold over 100 million records. Scored the 1965 UK No.1 and US No.10 single 'It's Not Unusual' plus over 20 other UK and US Top 40 hit singles. Jones was awarded an OBE in 1999 and received a knighthood from Queen Elizabeth II for "services to music" in 2006. From 2012 to 2015 Jones was one of the four coaches on the BBC television talent show The Voice UK. Via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 7 Jun 1917
Dean Martin, American singer, actor, comedian, and film producer, nicknamed the "King Of Cool". He was a member of the Rat Pack and the host of the television variety program The Dean Martin Show (1965–1974) and The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast (1974–1985).Hits include t 1956 UK & US No.1 single 'Memories Are Made Of This' and 'Everybody Loves Somebody'. He died December 25th 1995. Via thisdayinmusic.com
I never saw this coming, did you?
Ford F-150 Lightning loses about a quarter of its range when carrying maximum payload According to AAA, the electric truck lost almost 25 percent of its range when loaded with 1,400 lbs of sandbags. The heavier the load, the less range you can expect.In all seriousness. Duh. Fvcking Duh!
On one hand, he is lucky to be alive. On the other hand, he is a Genius Award Winner.
MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fla. – After taking a bullet to the abdomen, a shooting victim’s decision to give the suspect his gun back somehow didn’t backfire over the weekend, according to Miami-Dade police. It all went down just before 9 p.m. Sunday at The Heat Food Market, located at 5201 NW 27th Ave., across from the Brownsville Metrorail station
I really don't follow the NFL anymore. But this is hilarious. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Chiefs Kicker Harrison Butker Photobombs Biden With ‘Based’ Pro-Life Tie and Pin
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 09:50 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 07, 2023 09:50 PM (zHuJr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 07, 2023 09:51 PM (zHuJr)
Can we send the democrats there, MisHum?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 09:50 PM (Angsy)
I prefer the deep dark oceans.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 09:51 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 09:52 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2023 09:54 PM (vHIgi)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 09:55 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Lynne at June 07, 2023 09:55 PM (xCOLA)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2023 09:56 PM (vHIgi)
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A truck that works great, as long as you don't use it like a truck.
Genius.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 09:56 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 09:52 PM (Angsy)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 09:56 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 07, 2023 09:57 PM (gwFMs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2023 09:58 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 09:51 PM (aA3+G)
Any port in a storm....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 09:59 PM (Angsy)
Good evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 09:59 PM (lCaJd)
Bloomberg Opinion
@opinion
The smoke in New York City is getting worse.
Everyone ready to take climate change seriously?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 09:59 PM (FVME7)
Genius.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 09:56 PM (s12c9)
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And here we have another example of how Leftism favors form over function, style over substance. Idiots.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 09:59 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2023 10:00 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:01 PM (dKC/s)
Posted by: Theodore at June 07, 2023 10:01 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Tom Jones and the Art of Noise did a cover of Prince's "Kiss" that is absolutely fantastic:
https://youtu.be/5uZQFOfMSfY
"Think I better dance now!"
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:04 PM (/BX3R)
A truck that works great, as long as you don't use it like a truck.
Genius.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 09:56 PM (s12c9)
If "we" thought you needed a truck, we might let you have one, for a quite reasonable licensing fee!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Don't you mean the !%@*&#!! IT guy, MisHum?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:05 PM (Angsy)
"Today is June 6th. D-Day. One of the most singularly important moments of history. A moment that calls to mind every single thing that defined the past half of the 20th century and beginning of the 21st century.
"They were fighting for a set of values I would say to you are just as important today as they were then. They put their lives on the line to fight against fascism, tyranny, and misinformation, and the savage slaughter of innocent lives.
"Make no mistake, just as that was a fight for the future as much as anything we have ever faced, what we are seeing now is the same.
"What is also clear right now is we can also win this fight, but it requires the same level of innovation and mobilization that was required back then by those in the greatest generation. Today's threat comes from all of us. It comes from the result of the things we do or avoid doing."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:05 PM (FVME7)
The real one or the one created while Wray was stalling?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2023 10:06 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (KAi1n)
So annoying. I have a surname that has several different spellings, so I have to spell it. Every. Fucking. Time.
I've even had 'tards inform me that "that's not how you spell it."
Look, idiot. that's how WE spell it. My clan is well-established in America.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2023 10:06 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
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There is nothing at all unusual about Denver airport. Please stop perpetuating dangerous rumors, Citizen.
Posted by: The U.S. Department of Misinformation Management at June 07, 2023 10:06 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Pence is on CNN right now. It is inspiring as you might expect.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (93HMG)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:05 PM (Angsy)
I have no idea what you speak of. I'm the kinder, gentler Mis. Hum. Don'tchya nose?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Backroom deals being made now. Another R resigning and photos being sent to other committee members. 50/50 odds on a new 4AM raid with CNN.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (e4fEA)
Pence is on CNN right now. It is inspiring as you might expect.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (93HMG)
So is picking up the land mines left by 2 setters in the backyard.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310
Blanco cuts to the chase!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
My wife used to teach social work courses in the graduate school of our local university. There are some smart students, but there are lots of people that have undergraduate degrees in social work that are truly as dumb as a box of rocks.
The fact that someone so dumb could have the ability to direct a 14 y.o. boy to cut off his testicles is ducking criminal!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:08 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:09 PM (ZdaMQ)
(1) Fen needs to demand actual operating capital from you unrepentant ne'er-do-wells, not just your prayers.
Everybody here owes her for something.
(2) I'm not volunteering for the task of trying to explaining to Fen what it is about her online presence that is the key to political conquest. I will watch others do this with glee.
(3) This will likely end up like Ace's TV guest spots. There's no way she does this without attracting national press under her real name. IF that is her real name...
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2023 10:09 PM (jYCXf)
Thin blue line can fuck off.
Tough guys get the rope.
Good sheriffs are few.
Posted by: micky at June 07, 2023 10:09 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:09 PM (s12c9)
A truck that works great, as long as you don't use it like a truck.
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They're toys, or they're conspicuous consumption of wealth, or they're both. And they're mostly useless for normal people that need cars and trucks to do things that cars and trucks routinely do without the owners thinking about a single thing.
That's why gas cars are banned after 2035.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:10 PM (/BX3R)
There is nothing at all unusual about Denver airport. Please stop perpetuating dangerous rumors, Citizen.
Posted by: The U.S. Department of Misinformation Management
Sorry. I will hit the shower now and come back a better person.
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:11 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Don't miss what John Kerry is doing there.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:11 PM (/BX3R)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (KAi1n)
Must be Ronald Reagan's Chief of Staff Don Regan's brother.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 10:11 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (0Htd1)
After weeks of refusing to even admit the FD-1023 record exists, the FBI has agreed to cooperate and is now allowing all members of the Oversight Committee to review this unclassified record alleging a bribery scheme by then VP Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Custodian at Area 51 at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (SeA49)
Posted by: LRob in Ok at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (TSQkU)
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Ari Drennen [of Media Matters]
@AriDrennen
If you are an adult and you want to remove your testicles it is not the job of a medical professional to stop you, and it certainly is not Matt Walsh’s job, either. This is not difficult.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (SeA49)
Reagan was right!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (vfKOf)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (9SaeC)
I've even had 'tards inform me that "that's not how you spell it."
Look, idiot. that's how WE spell it. My clan is well-established in America.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2023 10:06 PM
I have a last name that is difficult to pronounce for uneducated morons (small "m"), but easy to grasp for educated people.
I kind of hated that as a kid. Now I love it - having a readily available mini-IQ test when you meet new people makes life MUCH easier!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:13 PM (HlyYF)
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o_O
I'm pretty certain that's 100% the job of a medical professional.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:13 PM (/BX3R)
Wasn't Pence supposed to be the CoViD-19 response ring-leader?
Probably one of the greatest man-made disasters in modern history, and he dares to show his face as the guy who should be in charge?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:14 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:14 PM (Angsy)
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Do you still keep up with any family members in France?
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:14 PM (/BX3R)
I've even had 'tards inform me that "that's not how you spell it."
Look, idiot. that's how WE spell it. My clan is well-established in America.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well
A friend of mine got into an argument with a guy because he insisted that she was pronouncing her own name wrong.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2023 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2023 10:15 PM (up/3i)
oh, this campaign cycle is gonna be a hoot
Posted by: DB - at June 07, 2023 10:15 PM (geLO8)
I don't know what the real financial impact would be, but I guess the airlines think it is significant since none of them are interest in trying things like this outside of the ultra high cost airlines.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 10:15 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM
Ronna McDaniel - "Now we finally have a candidate that I can fully support!"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:15 PM (HlyYF)
Genius.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 09:56 PM (s12c9)
To be fair, vehicles that are heavily laden or towing a trailer can drain down their fuel tank sooner, too. But you can pull into a gas station and fill up, and be on the road again inside of 10 minutes. Not so with electrics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:15 PM (SeA49)
Ford F-150 Lightning loses about a quarter of its range when carrying maximum payload
Cap'n, they canna break the laws of physics!
Posted by: Montgomery Scott at June 07, 2023 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
The Scottish guy crashing into the trees and getting thoroughly wedged at about 4:00 was just like my aunt when I was 12 back in the 70's. Started zooming around on one of the Honda 50's her boyfriend had brought home from the dealership and crashed right into the garden she never weeded.
We eventually hacked it out from the 7' tall ragweed and other crap.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 10:16 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (93HMG)
So is picking up the land mines left by 2 setters in the backyard.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
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CNN's content and what's in the bags are essentially the same.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 10:16 PM (e4fEA)
Re autocorrect: Anyone remember GOD DONKEY! ?
Posted by: MaxCon at June 07, 2023 10:16 PM (jtmdt)
A group of Nato countries may be willing to put troops on the ground in Ukraine if member states including the US do not provide tangible security guarantees to Kyiv at the alliance’s summit in Vilnius, the former Nato secretary general Anders Rasmussen has said.
Rasmussen, who has been acting as official adviser to the Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelenskiy, on Ukraine’s place in a future European security architecture, has been touring Europe and Washington to gauge the shifting mood before the critical summit starts on 11 July.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:16 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:04 PM (ZLI7S)
* * * *
Will wonders never cease!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 07, 2023 10:16 PM (vfKOf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM (wagHN)
Posted by: LRob in Ok at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (TSQkU)
Raccoons and black bears. They are a bitch on combines.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 09:59 PM (FVME7)
Climate change causes arson? Do tell.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM (SeA49)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM (wagHN)
30 years ago gay marriage was a joke not even gay activists wanted, everyone agreed trannies were mentally ill, and the federal budget was under $2T.
Every federal Republican office holder should apologize for their abject failure, and the leaders should one and all should retire to a monastery.
Instead we have shit heads like Pence pretending anyone thinks he is some kind of leader...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (ZSK0i)
Rasmussen said: “If Nato cannot agree on a clear path forward for Ukraine, there is a clear possibility that some countries individually might take action. We know that Poland is very engaged in providing concrete assistance to Ukraine. And I wouldn’t exclude the possibility that Poland would engage even stronger in this context on a national basis and be followed by the Baltic states, maybe including the possibility of troops on the ground.
“I think the Poles would seriously consider going in and assemble a coalition of the willing if Ukraine doesn’t get anything in Vilnius. We shouldn’t underestimate the Polish feelings, the Poles feel that for too long western Europe did not listen to their warnings against the true Russian mentality.”
They want World War Three, and they aren't going to stop until they get World War Three.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (2tUFv)
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Yep. And you can pull into any gas station anywhere to fill up and keep going.
Don't even have to detach the trailer or block the other EV plugs or wait 45 minutes for the other golf carts to move on.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (/BX3R)
The fact that someone so dumb could have the ability to direct a 14 y.o. boy to cut off his testicles is ducking criminal!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
There's always the chance that at some time in the future the 14 year old will change his mind and sue the so called professionals who were involved.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2023 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
Note, this happened in OZ a few years ago so it isn't an unbelievable rumor...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 10:19 PM (lc5cP)
@opinion
The smoke in New York City is getting worse.
Everyone ready to take climate change seriously?
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Canada can't put out a fire and this is why cows are bad.
- Bloomberg
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:19 PM (/BX3R)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM
They were both grinning.
I am pretty sure that was the full bit!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:20 PM (HlyYF)
Its those half-way-around-the-world trips that are a killer. A person sleeps every imaginable way. One lady brought an inflatable pillow and set that on top of the back-of-seat tray and slept for hours leaning in to it. It probably doesn't cost $145.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:20 PM (YXHzG)
Stand by y'all
We are about to see something we'll never see again.
Donald John Trump taking the 'oath'.
In 3, 2, 1 -- handcuffs.
Hillary, Baracky, to this death
Posted by: micky at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (3byMq)
Ronald Reagan and George Carlin. Hard to tell which one is more prophetic. I think Carlin because he didn't have to have all that hope shit that Reagan had to shovel as a politician.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
Reagan - optimist
Carlin - pessimist
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
And bad forestry practices.
When a tree dies, you can do one of two things with it - you can log it, or you can wait for it to burn - eventually.
Environmental organizations have decided that having trees burn is preferable to having trees logged. See: California.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (9SaeC)
One of the top heels for quite a while.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (Angsy)
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Others go business class.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (s12c9)
Not sure that it is 25% reduction as in the Lightning
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: How do you simultaneously denounce and promote the same thing? at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (Angsy)
He was so great.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (9SaeC)
A satellite photo was posted on Twitter early this evening that showed multiple smoke plumes in separate locations going off simultaneously. If it wasn't arson that was one hell of a coincidence.
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)
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o_O
I'm pretty certain that's 100% the job of a medical professional.
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"Do no harm" is apparently unclear to some people.
Posted by: Methos at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (2tUFv)
I can do that. Watch me and hold my Metamucil
Posted by: Resident of the WH MushHead Biden at June 07, 2023 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:23 PM (iayUP)
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DUCKIN' EH!!
Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:23 PM (OalnH)
As someone above said, he'd be another John Stewart or Bill Maher today.
A credulous fool.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:24 PM (9SaeC)
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Wow. One EV Ford Lightning with a load in the bed is the weight of three real cars.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:24 PM (/BX3R)
Wish he did, as that would be presicent and on-topic for the days we live in.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM (wagHN)
You're pronouncing it wrong, Jewells....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2023 10:19 PM
Free legal tip to the attorney for the demonic social worker:
If Mr. Idiot is on the jury for that trial, you better offer an enormous settlement, including the defendant surrendering their license - rather than letting the jury render a verdict!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (9SaeC)
One of the top heels for quite a while.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (Angsy)
Him and Baron Von Raschke. Ahh the old AWA
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
We go to war in Ukraine, and we can declare martial law!
Can't wait to see Tucker Carlson hauled off in handcuffs!
Tee, hee!
Posted by: Senile Joe Biden, Angel of Death! at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (2tUFv)
I don't think Pence really qualifies as a RINO. An idiot and a bore, yes, but not a RINO.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (eOEVl)
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Provoking someone into a fight just proves how violent *they* are.
Posted by: Methos at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (/BX3R)
The dirty secret of EV's is that they are overloaded even when empty. Despite the fact they contain lithium, the batteries are heavy, and the weight of the battery pack does not diminish as the juice is used.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (SeA49)
Is FOOTBALL or more specifically the NFL as much fun of a sport from 4 years ago?
Rate it 1 to 10.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (2tUFv)
Maybe they think China will stay out of it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:23 PM (iayUP)
You aren't trying hard enough.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (FVME7)
Maybe a FIB man in a bear suit?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (ynpvh)
I prefer the deep dark oceans.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Will a frozen lake with thin ice do?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (+Td+Z)
visibility about a mile, had to close up the house-
local story
but it reaches the East coast where the TV networks and important newspapers live, and suddenly it's the worst thing ever
Posted by: DB - at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (OalnH)
At long last, you'll get to die for Gdansk.
Posted by: Senile Joe Biden, Angel of Death! at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (2tUFv)
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This is a tell, btw. Their demographic finds this appealing because there are other cars to drive while their $100K generator is powering their internet at home and there is no concern with reducing driving range and being unable to re-charge because the power is out.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (/BX3R)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (OhpJy)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (rLD7a)
Note, this happened in OZ a few years ago so it isn't an unbelievable rumor...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 10:19 PM (lc5cP)
Some of the fires are almost certainly arson. Perps have been arrested. Used to be common practice in some areas for Indians to set fires, so they could get hired at big $$$ to work as firefighters.
And some fires are lightning strikes. We have always had lightning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:28 PM (SeA49)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Will a frozen lake with thin ice do?
Are you referring to the 9th Circle of Hell? Because I don't think the ice there is especially thin.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 10:28 PM (eOEVl)
visibility about a mile, had to close up the house-
local story
but it reaches the East coast where the TV networks and important newspapers live, and suddenly it's the worst thing ever
Posted by: DB - at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (geLO
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It's a yearly occurence for people in the PNW. There are forest fires all over the place. And as winds shift the smoke shifts as well. It's pretty much guaranteed you'll experience what NYC is experiencing every summer.
Weirdly though, it doesn't make national news.
Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:28 PM (OalnH)
Rate it 1 to 10.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (UsQA1)
2.
Regardless of the woke bullshit, I think we reached peak football around 2007-2008. It seemed like every week had great matchups and great play on the field. Now it's basically a soap opera for middle-aged men. I'm not sure if I aged out of it or if everything really changed, but I surely don't enjoy or seek it out like I used to.
Posted by: ballistic at June 07, 2023 10:28 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: davidt at June 07, 2023 10:28 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (9SaeC)
If it wasn't for Hogan showing up as soon as he did in the WWF, he could have been one of the top for a long time.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM
Almost all "environmentalists" are scientific illiterates.
If you cut a tree for lumber, and build a house with it, then the carbon is sequestered for the life of the house. (My house is 105 y.o.)
If you let the tree decay on the ground (or burn), the carbon goes back into the atmosphere.
Most of them are just knee-jerk Luddites.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (rLD7a)
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Word is the the Florida All-Girl Footbridge Engineering Staff is accepting resumes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (Gpu6T)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (9SaeC)
One of the top heels for quite a while.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (Angsy)
Him and Baron Von Raschke. Ahh the old AWA
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Lest we not forget: Bulldog Brower
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (CCSxw)
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People who work for a living? A couple of times a week depending. Towing is the bigger problem, though. Working folks tow constantly. Camping folks, too.
Those 80 mile trips between chargers probably get old fast.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (/BX3R)
Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (OalnH)
Hey, there were black sandbags meant for Jan 6th.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
It's always been that. You just never noticed before. You have to step back from it all to realize how dumb it all is.
Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:30 PM (OalnH)
I prefer the deep dark oceans.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Will a frozen lake with thin ice do?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (+Td+Z)
As long as it's a lake I dont frequent. All of them damn libtards can rot somewhere where I am not.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:30 PM (/BX3R)
Posted by: Archimedes
I heard that Stan is enlarging that level, because there are far more people that ought to wind up there than even he previously thought possible!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 10:32 PM (rLD7a)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (OhpJy)
Son was riding his motorcycle, was making a right turn. Bicyclist (teen) was making a left turn, turned into his lane. He drove to the curb, but the bicyclist still hit him and his motorcycle. Some people are just idiots.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:33 PM (/BX3R)
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)
I saw that. "Simultaneously" doesn't mean much in the context of those satellite pics. It's not like the sats run real-time video. Lightning from a line of T-storms could have the same effect. And there is no need for arson fires to start simultaneously, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:33 PM (SeA49)
Posted by: Senile Joe Biden, Angel of Death! at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (2tUFv)
It was Danzig.
(tear drops from eye)
Posted by: Kaiser Bill at June 07, 2023 10:33 PM (Angsy)
Those 80 mile trips between chargers probably get old fast.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (/BX3R)
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OK but even people who work for a living (and are you implying people who don't drive trucks don't work???
) aren't driving 200 miles with a loaded truck. I mean, that's a weird work schedule, no?
Obviously there will be cases where you have to drive a really long distance with a bed full of stuff. But it's the exception not the rule. And for those people, yeah don't buy an electric truck. But for the vast majority of "People who work", they're driving a few miles to a job site every day and then back home. They're not driving hundreds of miles to and from work.
Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (9SaeC)
One of the top heels for quite a while.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (Angsy)
Him and Baron Von Raschke. Ahh the old AWA
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Lest we not forget: Bulldog Brower
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (CCSxw)
The Crusher
Dick The Bruiser
The Valiant Bros.
Growing up one thing I had in common with my Dad on Saturday nights. Just laugh at the wrasslers.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (iayUP)
Maybe a FIB man in a bear suit?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM
If the bear's balls were symmetrical, then it was a real bear.
If the bear's balls were asymmetrical, then probably a Moron.
If the bear's balls were non-existent, then probably a FIB man!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (HlyYF)
They are...interesting.
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (LUyqH)
I should have taken both those men more seriously.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:35 PM (KWub3)
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)
I saw that. "Simultaneously" doesn't mean much in the context of those satellite pics. It's not like the sats run real-time video. Lightning from a line of T-storms could have the same effect. And there is no need for arson fires to start simultaneously, either.
I'm not saying it's aliens, but....
Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 10:35 PM (eOEVl)
(tear drops from eye)
Posted by: Kaiser Bill at June 07, 2023 10:33 PM (Angsy)
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Mother...
Posted by: ballistic at June 07, 2023 10:35 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Montec
There are these people called farmers and ranchers who use pickups to carry heavy stuff.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2023 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM (0MDFg)
I, of course, abused my moderator privs, and created an animated GIF that would swap those avatars with similar photos of Dean Martin, but only after two or three minutes. It was the sorta thing most people would never notice, but I knew.
Good times.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM (QJGMB)
Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (OalnH)
You never worked in the oil patch, did you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:37 PM (SeA49)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:37 PM (KWub3)
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I figured the meaning was clear in context of the truck discussion.
And 150-200 miles of driving each day is nothing, especially if you're performing a task and moving on. Electricians, plumbers, etc. in rural areas or who serve multiple counties want to chime in?
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:37 PM (/BX3R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:38 PM (0MDFg)
155 O.K. I cannot sleep. Why is the Denver airport weird? This is not. part of a Corny joke. Also I can't sleep not because I'm wondering why the Denver airport is weird. The two things are not connected, but it's a good question to ask anyway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Start here: 😃
https://tinyurl.com/nhvtvfp5
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:38 PM (ZdaMQ)
Dittos. Would bicycle commute to work in the Austin area. As long as one doesn't need to cross the river, it was pretty safe. Jollyville road has some ersatz bike lanes, but the people of Austin are loaded up on all sorts of psychotropics so it wasn't safe with cars veering all over the road - the drivers, high on anti-anxiety meds, didn't care if they ran over someone. It was actually safer riding on the access road to Research Blvd because the outside lane is so wide.
In early 2000s, without the bicycle lanes people in Austin were FAR more courteous to cyclists, it seems as more lanes were put in, though it didn't increase the number of cyclists, the drivers seem to have a hatred for cyclists.
It got to the point where I was shot at, and an off-duty copy was waving a gun at me as he tried to squeeze me to the curb at 0530 on a weekday.
I'm glad I moved, I just don't trust the rednecks out in ETX to drive safe.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:38 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM (0MDFg)
It has an underground Satanic Temple. Do a web search for "Denver Airport Statues". Seriously.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (SeA49)
No. I've often hauled equipment more than 200 miles. If I go to somewhere like Atlanta, I'm probably going to sit in traffic for a while too, with the AC on.
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:38 PM (0MDFg)
Agreed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM
Always nice to see Morons surviving their encounters with idiots!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
===
"IT guy" heh.
The nerds won't like that...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (KWub3)
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BTW, that's the problem. There is no choice. non-electrics are banned after 2035.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (/BX3R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:37 PM (KWub3)
I just imagine how hard it is walking on SF streets when a thick fog rolls in...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
Good times.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM (k1Qly)
They would have done that to each other, if they had ever been on the internet.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (Angsy)
Just passing through and Laura wants to move on from Trump, please, please, please. Help me out here, Newt.
lolgf
I'm not alone.
Trump *and* the slitting of throats.
Is that 'and' helio?
Go for power up.Looking for white rage.
Thin blue line.
Welcome to the fail, coppers.
Posted by: micky at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (3byMq)
This appeared to be real time video. And the fires were pretty far away from each other.
At one point today the Weather Channel was reporting there were over 200 wildfires burning in Canada. I mean we get lightning here too but 200 strikes that light wildfires seems a bit much.
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Other than the runways/taxiways look like a swastika from space?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:41 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
There is a cool little SF story about the fog in San Francisco.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:42 PM (SeA49)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:38 PM (YXHzG)
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I wouldn't get on a motorcycle, much less a bicycle, here in Austin at gunpoint these days. Having a gun pointed at you is far safer.
Posted by: ballistic at June 07, 2023 10:42 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM
It has an underground Satanic Temple. Do a web search for "Denver Airport Statues". Seriously.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM
I actually liked the fake fossils embedded in the floor. But that was before they added the weird crap.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:43 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:43 PM (LUyqH)
Was just about to discuss final drive ratios of heavy trucks, but I see that the Brotherhood of Bridge Engineers has shown up to sniff jocks and snap towels.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2023 10:43 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (HlyYF)
Or a Republican.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 10:44 PM (e4fEA)
https://tinyurl.com/nhvtvfp5
Nah, that’s not weird. That’s just banal. The weird art at Denver Int’l is the scrap iron horse with the glowing eyes that supposedly killed its creator.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 07, 2023 10:44 PM (nfrXX)
At one point today the Weather Channel was reporting there were over 200 wildfires burning in Canada. I mean we get lightning here too but 200 strikes that light wildfires seems a bit much.
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Look at it again. It's compressed-time video. Watch the movement of the clouds. Area covered by clouds, clouds roll away, fires are seen. What comes from clouds? Lightning. There has definitely been some arson, but lightning does start many fires.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:45 PM (SeA49)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (0MDFg)
Posted by: Baron Von Raschke at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (LUyqH)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:37 PM (/BX3R)
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That's 1/2 the day spent driving. Sounds ridiculously inefficient.
Something like 70% of truck are used to tow or do other "truck stuff" once or twice a year. That's the market the electric F150 is going after. People who buy a truck cuz they want a truck but don't need really one. And for those who drive 200 miles a day loaded up or towing (which again I really doubt is a significant percent of trucks to begin with), yeah they will buy something else.
Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (iayUP)
Yeah, I learned to sleep in chairs; I've done that at hospitals. Airplane seats are by far nicer to sleep in.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Montec
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I guess you're not from Texas....
Posted by: lin-duh at June 07, 2023 10:47 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
===
"IT guy" heh.
The nerds won't like that...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (KWub3)
The Australian Failure?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mankind at June 07, 2023 10:47 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (OhpJy)
Sitting in a small, uncomfortable seat just isn't conducive to sleeping...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (lc5cP)
https://tinyurl.com/yc7nwxnt
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (63Dwl)
If the GOP can't find a way to use sandbags at their Convention, then they suck.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Well, not that surprised.
Jamie Lissow, comedian, had a routine about his misadventures in a stationary cycling class. It's worth searching for.
Posted by: Another Anon at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM (hwP7U)
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (iayUP)
I hear ya.
Towing a boat.
Towing a trailer with atv and other items
Snowplowing
I don't think an EV is going to work for me unless the US completely rebuilds its power grid. And that my dear Morons will never happen in our lifetime.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM (aA3+G)
BTW, that's the problem. There is no choice. non-electrics are banned after 2035.
Posted by: Join Moron
Molon Labe
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM (+Td+Z)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (e4fEA)
Clint Eastwood talking to a sand bag.
Posted by: davidt at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM (SYTee)
Sitting in a small, uncomfortable seat just isn't conducive to sleeping...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (lc5cP)
I fell asleep getting an MRI yesterday.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:50 PM (aA3+G)
'night
How about some calming noise of race cars!
https://youtu.be/eaIOMyld6zY
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:50 PM (LUyqH)
The Blunder From Down Under!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM (k1Qly)
***SNORT*** & Comment of The Week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:50 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (OhpJy)
Hon, hon, hon! My best work!
Posted by: Pierre at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (Angsy)
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That's 1/2 the day spent driving. Sounds ridiculously inefficient.
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This has gotten awkward so I'm going to stop. Have a good night.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (/BX3R)
Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (OalnH)
Well the electric F150's are toys for Greentards. But get out of the city, and see how the real world works. ONE drilling lease can easily have ten pickups on it at any given time. Some stay the entire duration of the job. Some come and go daily. Scarcely any are not fully loaded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (SeA49)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (k1Qly)
Traffic is insane. I used to work down by the Pennybacker bridge and go to what used to be Pure Austin Fitness to work-out and swim in the quarry before riding home.
When departing and making that long treck up the hill on 360, I would advance faster than the cars sitting in traffic. What I didn't like are the clods that would spontaneously jump out from the stopped traffic lanes and drive down the shoulder and act all upset if I wasn't climbing at 30MPH.
Loved the month before Excessmass as people would decorate all the cypress trees along the route in holiday decorations.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (YXHzG)
Good night ( I hope) all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (5GjvU)
I'm just the opposite. I sleep like a rock on planes.
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Zombie Iron Sheik at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (Nn3xT)
Posted by: davidt at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM
So the Eastwood bit will involve a prop with a higher IQ than the keynote speaker at the Democrat convention!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (HlyYF)
It's crazy. I have to go there next week and I'm dreading it.
Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (/rK9l)
185 Nice picture up top, MisHum. Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (0MDFg)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (aA3+G)
The Cardigans cover of Black Sabbath, Iron Man.
They're quirky.
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (LUyqH)
this guy's a hoot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1MBRLQ-oaM
NSFW
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (/rK9l)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (+Td+Z)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 10:53 PM (OhpJy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra
Why it is almost like this has been planned...
nah, that's just crazy talk!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 10:53 PM (hOUT3)
'night
How about some calming noise of race cars!
https://youtu.be/eaIOMyld6zY
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:50 PM (LUyqH)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdN1pnEaJs0
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:54 PM (ynpvh)
That is what oil field work requires, driving to check all of the wells on the various leases. Those roads aren't what I call up to modern specifications.
I do love tar-sand roads, they have a quaint look and relatively resilient compared to asphalt with lots of aggregate.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:54 PM (YXHzG)
Just wear Covid masks. If the masks can stop tiny viruses that are too small to see, surely they will filter out all of the visible smoke particles.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:55 PM (YXHzG)
Just wear Covid masks. If the masks can stop tiny viruses that are too small to see, surely they will filter out all of the visible smoke particles.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:55 PM (YXHzG)
NY State needs to charge its citizens for carbon offsets for all the soot they've imported...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:56 PM (ynpvh)
My standard procedure on transcontinental flights is to have two glasses of wine fairly soon after takeoff, and a third glass of wine mid-flight.
Worked reasonably well.
Then once I flew Air Egypt New York-Cairo, and discovered only after taking off that Air Egypt doesn't serve alcohol.
If I had known, I would have pregamed at the airport...
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:56 PM (2tUFv)
Just wear Covid masks. If the masks can stop tiny viruses that are too small to see, surely they will filter out all of the visible smoke particles.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:55 PM (YXHzG)
Now we need to develop a Canuck Smoke Prick.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (/rK9l)
Sssshhhhh!!!!
Fen's trying to get to sleep.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 10:57 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:57 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:58 PM (KWub3)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, knows it's all ops at June 07, 2023 10:58 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
But we have Justin already!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:58 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: javems at June 07, 2023 10:59 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:58 PM (KWub3)
What I see everyday:
Riding the wrong way down the road
Riding on the side walks
Running Stop signs and lights
In Kalifornia, jaywalking is also legal, so gotta watch out for them too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:59 PM (ynpvh)
HardiePlank - I haven't seen a squirrel get through cement fiberboard.
The grey ones aren't so bad, its the red squirrels that are demon possessed and will eat through wood trim to enter the attic.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 11:00 PM (YXHzG)
Well that sounds really annoying. I hope that your travels there and wherever else you have to go, go smoothly,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 11:01 PM (5GjvU)
I fell asleep getting an MRI yesterday.
They do sedation MRIs now?
Posted by: Reuben Hick
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MRIs are their own sedation. They are so boring there's nothing to do but sleep. I tried taking a book into a machine once while they were imaging my knee, but every time I tried turning a page while barely moving, they'd yell at me to hold still. Finally I shut my eyes and drifted off.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 11:01 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
It's more fun when you wheel your patient to the CT or MRI area on a gurney, get back and start working with your other patients and get a call that the patient can't handle the machine.
You then have to contact the provider and get a dose of sedative prescribed to calm the patient when he goes the next time. Oh, and the CT or MRI areas are busy so you have to reschedule... which can take overnight.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 11:02 PM (+Td+Z)
They do sedation MRIs now?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:57 PM (YXHzG)
I wish. Headphones with mellow rock.
Plus I didn't have any coffee didn't want to have to go to the bathroom.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 11:02 PM (aA3+G)
Good night ( I hope) all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (5GjvU)
According to the Internet, which is never wrong, you're bouncing up around the toxicity limit with that much nutmeg.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 11:02 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Any chance this trick can get the Oakland A's to do the same?
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 11:03 PM (a175k)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Well, if he falls on him from a great height, he will.
Sure.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 07, 2023 11:03 PM (tjZg/)
'night
So...do you breath in or out on your backswing?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 11:04 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2023 10:06 PM (Bd6X8
They Chair claims he has a a copy, so they can compare for ground truth.
Posted by: Fox 2! at June 07, 2023 11:04 PM (cKnoj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:04 PM (+Wcyp)
Grandmothers are collect hardwood smoking woods.
Youngs are cast glances, indicating results of Traditional May Day Frolickings.
Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at June 07, 2023 11:05 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
So just below the toxicity level is the 'go to sleep' level?
You've just described aminophylline which has no effect on asthma; but, it is *always* what a GP will try for a year or 2. Torture, pure torture.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 11:05 PM (+Td+Z)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:04 PM (+Wcyp)
Ah, it's easy.
Posted by: Pilot to CoPilot at June 07, 2023 11:05 PM (Angsy)
Sure.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 07, 2023 11:03 PM (tjZg/)
Krispy Kreme will crush them both.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (SeA49)
On a Delta Airlines Atlanta → Dubai non-stop, this little dude who weighed maybe 80# had the window on a wide-body steerage class flight, he must have taken a full horse tranquilizer because he was out for the entire trip. He was jammed up against the corner of the seat and the wall like someone stuffed a blanket in the corner.
Was just as well, the dude in the middle seat was probably 6'4" and 280# of solid muscle.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (YXHzG)
"I've an international flight next week"
Nurse: "I'll phone a script for Xanax to the pharmacy"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (d9q+b)
I have learned a tip to help with sleep. Have a decaf cup of tea and put about a teaspoon. Of ground nutmeg in it. It apparently does something to blood vessels that help with sleep. It helped last night anyway.
Good night ( I hope) all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (5GjvU)
According to the Internet, which is never wrong, you're bouncing up around the toxicity limit with that much nutmeg.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
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It's literally more than you use in a spice cake.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (lCaJd)
Ummm, I don't think that's the inference you're supposed to draw here.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:04 PM (+Wcyp)
Ah, it's easy.
Posted by: Pilot to CoPilot
On those transcontinental flights, they often have more than one crew. I hope the mid-flight pilot gets plenty of rest.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 11:07 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 11:04 PM (e4fEA)
That question should be directed at Paige Spiranac.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 11:07 PM (SeA49)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at
I have only fallen asleep on a plane 1 time when not in my privileged princess world of business class. We celebrated a contract that everyone thought would end in a work stoppage. I got all of my “go gets” and a tentative agreement on the whole thing. We had a lot of champagne and the next morning on our flight out, I fell asleep on my boss’ shoulder and drooled on him. It was mortifying.
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 11:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
The grey ones aren't so bad, its the red squirrels that are demon possessed and will eat through wood trim to enter the attic.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 11:00 PM (YXHzG)
That (or a similar product) is what our painting contractor put up earlier this year. Claimed it would definitely keep the critters on the critter side of the attic.
Posted by: Fox 2! at June 07, 2023 11:08 PM (cKnoj)
No way I can sleep on a plane.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Have you ever been dead tired on a plane?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 11:08 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
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If you are headed east, no problem. Heading west, bundle up.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 11:08 PM (KWub3)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (lCaJd)
That's the other point the toxicity links were noting is that normally, that much nutmeg is split into multiple servings and spread between different people.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 11:09 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 11:09 PM (OhpJy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
It's in...it's in the hole!
Posted by: Carl Miklos-Spackler at June 07, 2023 11:09 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
You haven't been on a plane for a long enough time (Well, maybe you have, what do I know).
I flew from Chicago to Hong Kong once (over the North Pole, Great Circle Route), and it was 15 hours in the air. Watched a couple of movies, read a book, slept, walked around, had a couple of meals.
Overnight flights to Europe, slept and dozed (they make the plane dark).
Took a Redeye from LA to Houston (left LA around 12:30 AM) and slept a few hours, because I was just bushed. It was the connecting flight from Shanghai to LA, to get home, flying out of Houston the next morning to get back to Columbus.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 07, 2023 11:09 PM (tjZg/)
Oh, what they call "Open MRI" is very much a misnomer. I've done that too. Not as bad as the casket but still evil.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, knows it's all ops at June 07, 2023 11:09 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2023 11:10 PM (d9q+b)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (lCaJd)
But nobody eats a whole spice cake at one sitting. Well, hardly anybody.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at June 07, 2023 11:10 PM (SeA49)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:42 PM (SeA49)
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The fog has a name. But we don't share it with outsiders.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 11:10 PM (KWub3)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2023 11:10 PM (k1Qly)
My favorite flight was Chicago - LA in graduate school. I was completely exhausted from exams and whatnot. The seat belt light went out - I found three empty seats, sacked out, and was woken up when the plane was about to land in LA.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 11:11 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 11:00 PM
I live in red squirrel territory and concur.
I now frequently replenish the rat poison up in the attic. That way I only have one hole to repair, rather than $1,000s in damages.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 11:11 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Gomez at June 07, 2023 11:11 PM (iAPSy)
Just wear Covid masks. If the masks can stop tiny viruses that are too small to see, surely they will filter out all of the visible smoke particles.
Posted by: Reuben Hick
Mayor Adams recommended K95 masks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 11:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: DB - at June 07, 2023 11:12 PM (geLO8)
Ummm, I don't think that's the inference you're supposed to draw here.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
What?
That's how doctors figure dosage all the time.
Example: Warfarin - AKA rat poison. Doctors refused to use it as a blood thinner until a guy tried to suicide with warfarin. He was at the hospital bleeding from all orifices; but, didn't die.
Dr's take: Hey we can work with this! Let's just adjust the dose daily and then weekly and then monthly until we get it right.
Oh, and warn the patient they can eat any leafy/green stuff or you'll screw up the titration.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 11:13 PM (+Td+Z)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
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I have no idea who you are and we never had this conversation.
*clears browser history*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 11:13 PM (KWub3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Actually I knew a golfer who won a tournament with that question. It was a small men's club annual tournament and he was a near scratch golfer. Went into extra holes with the club pro. As they were ready to tee off, he asked him that...all very innocent of course. Took the guy out of his game. Me friend won.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 11:13 PM (e4fEA)
it's just a big plastic donut
Posted by: DB - at June 07, 2023 11:12 PM (geLO
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Donut?
VOTE FOR ME!
Posted by: Chris Christie at June 07, 2023 11:13 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 11:03 PM
Oakland has already canceled all of their games. Unfortunately, the MLB commish still requires that they send 27 miserable bastards to the ballpark every night.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 11:13 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: DB - at June 07, 2023 11:14 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Piper
Querida!
Posted by: Gomez
Right!?! We are still great friends, he has never brought it up again, and he is not afraid to call me out on my bullshizzle!
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 11:15 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Chinese Guy at June 07, 2023 11:15 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts!
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Have done the same. Redeye from LA to Atlanta. L1011. Found three empties in the center aisle, stretched out, *zzzzzzzz*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2023 11:15 PM (HsC66)
'I don't think Pence really qualifies as a RINO. '
He does qualify as a weakling. He has no business leading.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 07, 2023 11:16 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Piper
Now see?
We can have nice Corporate Employment things
Not really, but I believe you
Posted by: 5 Minute Miklosian Manager at June 07, 2023 11:18 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2023 11:18 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 11:18 PM (a175k)
I still want to stand up and run out of there... I just refuse to let myself. It's all in my head.
Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2023 11:18 PM (Gpu6T)
Which... might actually get them to return to the upright position like the rest of us with manners.
Posted by: Impudent Warwick at June 07, 2023 11:19 PM (f/6Wb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 11:20 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 07, 2023 11:20 PM (2kvp7)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 11:21 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:21 PM (+Wcyp)
Posted by: Lost In Space
Assderson Cooper bought a NY firehouse complete with old style fire pole.
Show yer best, Chris
Posted by: Mind Boggled at June 07, 2023 11:22 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:22 PM (+Wcyp)
So I fell asleep
Then snakes
Posted by: The Luck o' the O'Miklos at June 07, 2023 11:26 PM (iAPSy)
She then asked if she could see the machine, the technician thought she said results and refused.
Friend pointed out she designed the hardware that made the machine work and she just want to see where her board was when 'in action'.
Tech was glad to open the machine for her.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 11:26 PM (+Td+Z)
10 ga. steel will stop a squirrel, but is a very heavy application for soffit and fascia.
5mm Sheridan air-rifle pellets will stop a squirrel. And with Grand Style in the doing.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 07, 2023 11:27 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM
www.figgbridge.com motto: Creating Bridges as Art
The NTSB determines that the probable cause of the FIU pedestrian bridge collapse was the load and capacity
calculation errors made by FIGG Bridge Engineers, Inc., (FIGG) in its design of the main span truss member 11/12 nodal region and connection to the bridge deck. Contributing to the collapse was the inadequate peer review performed by Louis Berger, which failed to detect the calculation errors in the bridge design. Further contributing to the collapse was the failure of the FIGG
engineer of record to identify the significance of the structural cracking observed in this node before the collapse and to obtain an independent peer review of the remedial plan to address the cracking.
Posted by: Chuck C at June 07, 2023 11:27 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Rufus R. "Freight Train" Jones at June 07, 2023 11:27 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 11:02 PM
Whaaaaat??? How was that even possible? The man who mainlines coffee 24/7.
Posted by: SnailRacer at June 07, 2023 11:28 PM (dsUpL)
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Weren't they working on a contract for a bridge/overpass? in the Houston area at the time of that failure.
I wonder what happened to that contract.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 11:30 PM (+Td+Z)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 07, 2023 11:30 PM (2kvp7)
https://www.k9jets.com/
I love me some doggies but wow. Another sign of the impending Apocalypse.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2023 11:30 PM (B/X3r)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 11:31 PM (+Td+Z)
Posted by: Montec
Joe Xiden! Glad to see you posting again. Covering your shifts has been tough.
Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy at June 07, 2023 11:31 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Native Americans i.e. born here at June 07, 2023 11:31 PM (iAPSy)
Nic Cage was on the flight too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 11:33 PM (KWub3)
6 month quarantine.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:33 PM (+Wcyp)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 07, 2023 11:33 PM (IEw/x)
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 11:33 PM (lX8VI)
Do they import to Korea?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Pak Lee Park at June 07, 2023 11:35 PM (e4fEA)
Ah...you noticed that smug tone?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 11:36 PM (lIySD)
Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy
He lead a double life.
Posted by: Truck stop gloryhole attendant at June 07, 2023 11:36 PM (+Wcyp)
https://tinyurl.com/bdc34pbk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 07, 2023 11:36 PM (2kvp7)
From Shanghai to Chicago, the same. Sleep just isn't doable.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 07, 2023 11:37 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Ed McMahon, sidekick and combat pilot at June 07, 2023 11:37 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 11:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
The Smugtones would be a pretty good band name.
Maybe Mary from Brattleboro knows people
Posted by: Concerned ONT Commenter at June 07, 2023 11:39 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 07, 2023 11:40 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2023 11:40 PM (B/X3r)
https://youtu.be/-e55Vued028
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 11:41 PM (a175k)
Posted by: SMH
Heya heya Heya heya
Posted by: Native Americans i.e. born here at June 07, 2023 11:31 PM (iAPSy)
***
Heya heya heya heya
Heyi heyi heri heri
Hari hari hari krishna hari krishna!!
San Francisco airport 1970.
Posted by: Pak Lee Park at June 07, 2023 11:41 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Tonypete
Be nice to that lady
Posted by: Some Guy from State Farm at June 07, 2023 11:42 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 11:43 PM (e4fEA)
Hari hari hari krishna hari krishna!!
San Francisco airport 1970.
Posted by: Pak Lee Park
ORGANIC COTTON ATTIRE
Posted by: Sri Miklosaharishi at June 07, 2023 11:43 PM (iAPSy)
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14 hours LAX to SFO? You sure it wasn't a bicycle?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 11:44 PM (s12c9)
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14 hours LAX to SFO? You sure it wasn't a bicycle?
Posted by: Cicero
Environmentally Friendly Rickshaw pedaled by Welcome Immigrant.
Posted by: Era of Good Feelings at June 07, 2023 11:46 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2023 11:46 PM (vHIgi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 11:47 PM (KWub3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 11:49 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Who put the hare hare in the Ramalama Ding-Dong, baby?
Now wait a minute
Posted by: Otis Day and the Knights at June 07, 2023 11:49 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 11:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Official Noter of Things at June 07, 2023 11:52 PM (iAPSy)
@TPostMillennial 2h
Mike Pence on whether he would pardon Jan 6 prisoners:
“I have no interest or intention of pardoning those that assaulted police officers or vandalized our Capitol.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 11:53 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Truck stop gloryhole attendant at June 07, 2023 11:53 PM (h3tqt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:53 PM (h3tqt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 11:47 PM (KWub3)
I think that story I alluded to earlier, about fog in San Francisco, is "For a Foggy Night" by Larry Niven.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 11:55 PM (SeA49)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 11:53 PM (jzzG
Then he needs to be ass-fucked by rabid badgers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 11:56 PM (SeA49)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 07, 2023 11:59 PM (2kvp7)
Posted by: Official Noter of Things at June 07, 2023 11:52 PM (iAPSy)
"Ghee whiz!" said the chap who dined too well at an Indian restaurant.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2023 12:00 AM (SeA49)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 11:56 PM (SeA49)
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You're not coming here for the nomination, are you?
Posted by: A Rabid Badger at June 08, 2023 12:00 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 08, 2023 12:02 AM (a175k)
Paid traitor stooge take his 30 pieces of silver and go. The new Mitt Romney.
Never liked him. Never trusted him. I always said he would be Bush to Trump's Reagan, at *best*. Rat fuck.
Posted by: ... at June 08, 2023 12:03 AM (lX8VI)
Posted by: ... at June 08, 2023 12:03 AM (lX8VI)
SMH!
Lotsa HEEYAAs out there.
The Hekawi Tribe in town tonight?
/s
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2023 12:03 AM (e6UQI)
Oh yeah, I remember now. It was zero.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 12:04 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I guess washing up in Tahiti on an improvised raft took longer.
Posted by: Milos-Thor Heyadal at June 08, 2023 12:06 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Milos-Thor Heyadal at June 08, 2023 12:06 AM (iAPSy)
Avoids rehashing the Natalie Wood joke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2023 12:08 AM (SeA49)
A teaspoon of nutmeg helps the liver go down, the liver go down.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 08, 2023 12:08 AM (AkFaf)
They were right.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 08, 2023 12:09 AM (28MyZ)
Prince Harry's in court suing for more privacy. He testified that the tabloid press in the UK made him out to be “a thicko.” Can you imagine?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 12:11 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What kind of wood doesn't float?
Oh the other one
Posted by: Miklos retains the ability to laugh at June 08, 2023 12:11 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 12:11 AM (lCaJd)
Is that current UK slang for "chump"? Because, yes, he is a chump.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2023 12:12 AM (SeA49)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The Spare and the Mare.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 08, 2023 12:13 AM (a175k)
Prince Harry's in court suing for more privacy. He testified that the tabloid press in the UK made him out to be “a thicko.” Can you imagine?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Thicko as a Bricko
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2023 12:14 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Zombie Brian Jones at June 08, 2023 12:14 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 11:53 PM (jzzG
I'm actually with him on that. It was feds and antifa doing the assaulting and vandalizing.
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at June 08, 2023 12:15 AM (Emce2)
Sheridan. We all had Crosmans and Benjamin pumps, but the one guy had the single pump Sheridan. Top squirrel killer. Great memories.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 08, 2023 12:17 AM (AxrOQ)
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at June 08, 2023 12:15 AM (Emce2)
The he should have made that clear.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2023 12:18 AM (SeA49)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Thick as a whale omelet.
Posted by: Edmund Blackadder at June 08, 2023 12:20 AM (ZSK0i)
@zerohedge 1h
“the FBI has caved and is now allowing all members of the Oversight and Accountability Committee to review this unclassified record that memorializes a confidential human source’s conversations with a foreign national who claimed to have bribed then-VP Joe Biden” - James Comer
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2023 12:22 AM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Thikk as a Brick
Posted by: Mrs. Prince Harry at June 08, 2023 12:23 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: GWB at June 08, 2023 12:24 AM (vQrdQ)
Ambassador to Bonga Bonga.
The Governor's Reception for them there oughta be lit.
The Bonga Bonga Boogie, all night long.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2023 12:27 AM (e6UQI)
No wonder the schools will not teach life lessons like understanding propaganda techniques, instead using those techniques to their lefty agenda advantage with their young charges.
Posted by: RickZ at June 08, 2023 12:31 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 08, 2023 12:35 AM (AxrOQ)
Is that current UK slang for "chump"? Because, yes, he is a chump.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I stumbled across that tidbit because #DumbPrinceAndHisStupidWife is trending on Twitter. Also #HarryandMeghanSmollett
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 12:37 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2023 10:06
Oh lordy, how I know that story, had to spell both names most of my life. There are several versions of my surname and mine I the rarest.
As the ONT is often educational I thought I'd make a contribution. Terence is the original "Modern" Irish spelling. The name is based on Terentius, a famous Roman poet was named such. I really out to look up what he wrote.
Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 12:38 AM (55Qr6)
King Charles needs to appoint and dispatch Harry and his brood mare to be the Ambassador to some tiny islet in the far Western Pacific.
Ambassador to Bonga Bonga.
The Governor's Reception for them there oughta be lit.
The Bonga Bonga Boogie, all night long.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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That's exactly what they did with Edward VIII. Made him Governor of the Bahamas. Wallis reportedly felt marooned.
I can't think of a more deserved fate for Harry and Meghan. All the privacy they want! And their own little kingdom!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 12:40 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 12:40 AM (lCaJd)
Governor-General of Falkland Islands. Or Tristan da Cunha. Let them pick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2023 12:41 AM (SeA49)
Trump will be in jail by the convention next year:
@zerohedge 1h
“the FBI has caved and is now allowing all members of the Oversight and Accountability Committee to review this unclassified record that memorializes a confidential human source’s conversations with a foreign national who claimed to have bribed then-VP Joe Biden” - James Comer
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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For one second there, I didn't see the connection between your prediction and the breaking news. Duh.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 12:42 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 12:38 AM (55Qr6)
I bet it was shortened to Muldoon, writer of limericks.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2023 12:52 AM (e4fEA)
Saw it on Lehto's Law on YouTube.
There is a similar case concerning a township flying a drone over property and using the info in a civil zoning case. Without a warrant, of course.
Again, saw it on Lehto's Law.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2023 12:57 AM (ufFY8)
I kind of hated that as a kid. Now I love it - having a readily available mini-IQ test when you meet new people makes life MUCH easier!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:13 PM (HlyYF)
My last name is always misspelled, all I can say is at least is is not Polish, so at least people can read it easily.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2023 01:02 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 08, 2023 01:12 AM (AkFaf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2023 01:15 AM (S7aF5)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2023 12:52
Huh? Muldoon cracks me up. I could never write limericks like him, what a hoot.
Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 01:17 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: George "Miklos" Carlin at June 08, 2023 01:17 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2023 01:19 AM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 12:38 AM (55Qr6)
I bet it was shortened to Muldoon, writer of limericks.
Posted by: Diogenes
"Terence, this is stupid stuff!
You eat your victuals fast enough;
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.
But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache!
Posted by: A. E. Miklos-Housman at June 08, 2023 01:20 AM (iAPSy)
“I suspect the public is being primed for some sort of announcement of ‘contact with alien intelligence’. This ‘alien intelligence’ will actually be human and terrestrial in origin, but TPTB will pretend they’re talking to space aliens and the space aliens have told us they won’t let humanity join ‘the brotherhood of the cool species’ until we stop using fossil fuels, eating meat, owning property, etc.
In other words they’re going to use these faux aliens as a pretext for more the people to hand more of their lives, liberties and property over to the Globalists.”
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 08, 2023 01:21 AM (iKBwy)
No, there's another. Roseanne Boyland was beat to death by a DC cop and they are still successfully covering that one up.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2023 01:22 AM (7B5FA)
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Posted by: Ciampino -- What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron at June 08, 2023 01:22 AM (qfLjt)
Not ghee, margarine.
Posted by: Official Noter of Things at June 07, 2023 11:52 PM (iAPSy)
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Also Rama marg in South Africa.
Posted by: Ciampino --- What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron at June 08, 2023 01:23 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2023 01:19 AM (7B5FA)
Story is that on his TV show, that is exactly what happened. Stand in's did all the rehearsals... he would come in on Sunday Morning, read through the script, then do the show. Which is why he always seemed surprised...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 08, 2023 01:24 AM (oHd/0)
Now most nights as well
https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch
Posted by: Ciampino
Do they have Italian names?
They should.
Posted by: Il Mikosio at June 08, 2023 01:24 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2023 01:27 AM (uQVw9)
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It seems weird because High Altitude Oxygen Deprivation
Posted by: formerly known as at June 08, 2023 01:29 AM (fOoyC)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2023 01:29 AM (xhaym)
I bet it was shortened to Muldoon, writer of limericks.
Posted by: Diogenes
"Terence, this is stupid stuff!
You eat your victuals fast enough;
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.
But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache!
Posted by: A. E. Miklos-Housman at June 08, 2023 01:20
TY, smiling widely at the recollection that my Dad once quoted that to me in a b-day or something, very affectionately. Very out of character for him. Thanks for bringing up a good memory Miklos.
Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 01:29 AM (55Qr6)
But seriously, lignum vitae.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
This man has a bitchin' set of tools
Posted by: Natalie Wood at June 08, 2023 01:30 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Farmer
I suspect it was very in character, but infrequently expressed.
Posted by: Miklos Sr. at June 08, 2023 01:32 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Miklos who met Finns and Swedes at June 08, 2023 01:33 AM (iAPSy)
Hot water heater
Posted by: George "Miklos" Carlin at June 08, 2023 01:17 AM (iAPSy)
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Didn't we do these recently?
ATM machine
WW2 war
Posted by: Ciampino - My wife tripped while carrying a basket of ironed clothes.I watched it all unfold at June 08, 2023 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 08, 2023 01:34 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miklos will never get over Macho Grande at June 08, 2023 01:35 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
They call it "Happy Hour" for a reason.
Posted by: Reasonably Happy Miklos at June 08, 2023 01:37 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Farmer
I suspect it was very in character, but infrequently expressed.
Posted by: Miklos Sr. at June 08, 2023 01:32
And I suspect you are a very wise man Miklos
Sr. Nice insight, TY.
Now I'm not too sure about that Miklos Jr. He looks like he could be trouble.
Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 01:38 AM (55Qr6)
Now most nights as well
https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch
Posted by: Ciampino
Do they have Italian names?
They should.
Posted by: Il Mikosio at June 08, 2023 01:24 AM (iAPSy)
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Originally we considered cake and cookie names since Mum is Biscuits. Haven't named them yet except possibly for the little black barrel Chunkers.
We are open to suggestions as we wait for them to get older so we can distinguish them and look for trends.
Posted by: Ciampino -- My wife tripped while carrying a basket of ironed clothes.I watched it all unfold at June 08, 2023 01:41 AM (qfLjt)
ATM machine
WW2 war
Posted by: Ciampino
Final landing
Posted by: Miklos
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Unexpected surprise
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2023 01:42 AM (uQVw9)
Things are different.
We are all friends now, and don't compete or argue over the Mobility Scooters at the Walmart.
We just go every day, don't buy much.
Just play bump cars with the scooters so we can sue Walmart.
Posted by: Fatass Miklos at June 08, 2023 01:43 AM (iAPSy)
God that hurt.
So I think I'll take advantage of learning to walk again by trading ice packs at the freezer and probably watching some naval YouTube videos before sleepytime
Posted by: JEM at June 08, 2023 01:46 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: all "journalists" and "experts" at June 08, 2023 01:47 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 08, 2023 01:48 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Why worry?
Open 24/7 during Peak Season
Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Sedative Bar bar at June 08, 2023 01:49 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: JEM at June 08, 2023 01:53 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 11:49 PM (s12c9)
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Johannesburg to NYC with refueling stop at Ilha Do Sal Cape Verde, 16 hours. If you lose an engine (fire) after 1 hour from takeoff and then lose brakes on one bogey when landing at Ilha Do Sal, 24+ hours.
Posted by: Ciampino --- My wife tripped while carrying a basket of ironed clothes.I watched it all unfold at June 08, 2023 01:54 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JEM
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It's in Australia, no?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2023 01:54 AM (uQVw9)
Posted by: JEM
GLARE
AND PUT ON YOUR PINK AND PURPLE
Posted by: The National Security Establishment at June 08, 2023 01:55 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: TransRoo at June 08, 2023 01:56 AM (iAPSy)
For my part, I am up all night smoking fish.
Posted by: Miklos accepts his fate at June 08, 2023 02:00 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Monty Python looking for the Holy Grail at June 08, 2023 02:01 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Monty Python looking for the Holy Grail
that is for skeeter bites, silly.
Posted by: Miklos oft bitten at June 08, 2023 02:02 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 08, 2023 02:03 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 08, 2023 02:04 AM (qfLjt)
Any intelligence I may have is ARTIFICIAL.
AI, OK?
Minimum ONE BEELION and it's yours!
Posted by: Hunter B. Miklos at June 08, 2023 02:05 AM (iAPSy)
https://shorturl.at/dpxPV
Posted by: Ciampino
I will buy you a drink at any airport
Posted by: Frequent Miklos at June 08, 2023 02:07 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Ciampino - felines, cats, kitties at June 08, 2023 02:07 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
"Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance."
David Mamet
Posted by: Remeberful Miklos, placing his inevitable bets at June 08, 2023 02:10 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Find something to complain about while the fish gets smoked at June 08, 2023 02:12 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Miklos accepts his fate at June 08, 2023 02:00
That's so sad, pot isn't legal in your state?
Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 02:13 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Farmer
Professor Jennings wouldn't sell me any
Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos at June 08, 2023 02:14 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: I'm a King Bee, buzzin' 'round yo hive at June 08, 2023 02:16 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Ciampino -- felines, cats, kitties at June 08, 2023 02:20 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Nohoch Uinic at June 08, 2023 02:24 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 08, 2023 02:37 AM (a4EWo)
Was that Chuck Berry? I have heard this song...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2023 02:44 AM (/xaUq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2023 02:45 AM (/xaUq)
Then I remembered I hadn't left the kittens any dry food overnight. Oops. It's remarkable, given what enthusiastic eaters they are, that they don't bother me when they're hungry. The late Marie-Antoinette would have been crying and squeaking an hour ago.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 08, 2023 03:15 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Miklos accepts his fate
They're hard to light !
Posted by: JT at June 08, 2023 03:23 AM (T4tVD)
We are open to suggestions as we wait for them to get older so we can distinguish them and look for trends.
Posted by: Ciampino -- My wife tripped while carrying a basket of ironed clothes.I watched it all unfold at June 08, 2023
***
I named Stirling after a pipe tobacco -- oddly, one I will probably never smoke, as it's rumored to be pretty strong stuff. Easier to tell people he's named for British race car driver Stirling Moss. Dagny's name was inspired partly by our own "dagny, first of her name" and partly by Ayn Rand's Dagny Taggart. Wolf was big and rangy and social, and wolves do come in black. Et cetera. There can be all sorts of inspirations for cat names, like a physical or personality trait.
Anybody can name a black cat Shadow, or a black-and-white cat Oreo. It takes some imagination to go with "Wolf" and "Hydrox."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 08, 2023 03:24 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Miklos accepts his fate
They're hard to light !
Posted by: JT at June 08, 2023
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Tough to pack into your pipe, too. And let's just say you won't want to smoke anything else in that pipe, ever.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 08, 2023 03:26 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 08, 2023 03:26 AM (omVj0)
The kittehs would love it as a play toy, though. Better than catnip.
Posted by: RickZ at June 08, 2023 03:34 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: JT at June 08, 2023 03:46 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2023 03:48 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: JT at June 08, 2023 03:53 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2023 03:56 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: JT at June 08, 2023 03:57 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2023 04:01 AM (xhxe8)
Do not go on a Jeff Beck OMG rant either.
Thanks to FOB for this. Why? Catchy tune. Special guest star? The ancient Gretsch kit. That's a 14x26. Mistake made, but not really, with my Ludwigs. 16x24 which represent the last two feet before gravity wins whereas a proper 14x26 is the cellar which is concrete and sudden. My choices were later matched by 4 '2 over' toms so all in all a good choice was had by all.
Anywho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzddyeXvbSE
And always this beautiful crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiFcxilb30A
Bill Murray having his cake and the eat is fun.
In two separate tabs...
Try firing these two first the one then the second at just about the time it takes to click for the cacophony.
Also and long gone from yt for obvious reasons is something that the Tubes did.
Posted by: micky at June 08, 2023 04:10 AM (3byMq)
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Posted by: raimondo at June 08, 2023 04:21 AM (LsPQh)
Spit the c*ck out of your mouth and look at the keyboard while you try to type. You're making less sense than usual tonight.
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Posted by: Charles Daniel at June 08, 2023 05:41 AM (JqEBT)
Well, of course it does. A gasoline-powered F150 also loses about a quarter of its range when carrying maximum payload.
Energy is the ability to do work. More work = more energy expended.
Not complicated.
Posted by: RichieC at June 08, 2023 07:26 AM (DxBF0)
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