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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (6/7/23)

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The Quotes of The Day


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Well this certainly is an interesting law suit concentrating on unlawful searches.

A Connecticut husband and wife claim in a lawsuit that a bear with a camera is violating their Fourth Amendment right to be free from unreasonable searches and seizures. They want the state to stop it.

Mark and Carol Brault allege that the state attached the camera to the bear that has gone onto their property and taken photos of the interior of their home in West Hartland. They maintain the wild animal’s actions amount to “warrantless photographic surveillance” of the interior of their home on their 114 acre property.

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As an iPhone user I'm pretty excited.

'What the duck' no more: Apple will stop autocorrecting your favorite swear word


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The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

How to stop squirrels from moving into your house and burning it down

Many people like having squirrels around to watch them scurry around in search of nuts and seeds. They are cute, fuzzy and at times comical. But when they find a way into your home, they become noisy, destructive pests.

There is no avoiding squirrels in Maine. And according to a state wildlife expert, there is no other animal in the state that wants to destroy your home more than a squirrel

Ducking tree rats........


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Will any of our frequent flyers use this? A new contraption to let you sleep forward on a plane.

TruRest sleeping gadget that clips to an airplane seatback tray. It reminds me of a massage chair, but it is lightweight, portable, and folds into the size of an iPad. It's also TSA-approved.

At $145 I'll sleep just fine in my seat with my back up.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Fill-In-The-Blank Emporium



Born on this day: 7 Jun 1940
Thomas Woodward, (Tom Jones), Welsh singer who has sold over 100 million records. Scored the 1965 UK No.1 and US No.10 single 'It's Not Unusual' plus over 20 other UK and US Top 40 hit singles. Jones was awarded an OBE in 1999 and received a knighthood from Queen Elizabeth II for "services to music" in 2006. From 2012 to 2015 Jones was one of the four coaches on the BBC television talent show The Voice UK. Via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 7 Jun 1917
Dean Martin, American singer, actor, comedian, and film producer, nicknamed the "King Of Cool". He was a member of the Rat Pack and the host of the television variety program The Dean Martin Show (1965–1974) and The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast (1974–1985).Hits include t 1956 UK & US No.1 single 'Memories Are Made Of This' and 'Everybody Loves Somebody'. He died December 25th 1995. Via thisdayinmusic.com


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I never saw this coming, did you?

Ford F-150 Lightning loses about a quarter of its range when carrying maximum payload

According to AAA, the electric truck lost almost 25 percent of its range when loaded with 1,400 lbs of sandbags. The heavier the load, the less range you can expect.

In all seriousness. Duh. Fvcking Duh!


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On one hand, he is lucky to be alive. On the other hand, he is a Genius Award Winner.

MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fla. – After taking a bullet to the abdomen, a shooting victim’s decision to give the suspect his gun back somehow didn’t backfire over the weekend, according to Miami-Dade police.

It all went down just before 9 p.m. Sunday at The Heat Food Market, located at 5201 NW 27th Ave., across from the Brownsville Metrorail station


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I really don't follow the NFL anymore. But this is hilarious. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Chiefs Kicker Harrison Butker Photobombs Biden With ‘Based’ Pro-Life Tie and Pin


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Comments

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1 Ah yes, the cornfield.

Can we send the democrats there, MisHum?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 09:50 PM (Angsy)

2 Frist!

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 07, 2023 09:50 PM (zHuJr)

3 Crud. Off to the content.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 07, 2023 09:51 PM (zHuJr)

4 1 Ah yes, the cornfield.

Can we send the democrats there, MisHum?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 09:50 PM (Angsy)


I prefer the deep dark oceans.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 09:51 PM (aA3+G)

5 Thanks for Dino, MisHum. King of Cool, indeed!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 09:52 PM (Angsy)

6 ONT!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2023 09:54 PM (vHIgi)

7 I'll call the others.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 07, 2023 09:54 PM (NuhJV)

8 Gipper!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 09:55 PM (s12c9)

9 Seventh!

Posted by: Lynne at June 07, 2023 09:55 PM (xCOLA)

10 Oooh chopped off limbs flying off!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2023 09:56 PM (vHIgi)

11 Ford F-150 Lightning loses about a quarter of its range when carrying maximum payload

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A truck that works great, as long as you don't use it like a truck.

Genius.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 09:56 PM (s12c9)

12 5 Thanks for Dino, MisHum. King of Cool, indeed!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 09:52 PM (Angsy)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 09:56 PM (aA3+G)

13 Ronald Reagan and George Carlin. Hard to tell which one is more prophetic. I think Carlin because he didn't have to have all that hope shit that Reagan had to shovel as a politician.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 07, 2023 09:57 PM (gwFMs)

14 Yay, early ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2023 09:58 PM (Bd6X8)

15 I prefer the deep dark oceans.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 09:51 PM (aA3+G)

Any port in a storm....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 09:59 PM (Angsy)

16
Good evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 09:59 PM (lCaJd)

17 Who's sorry now?

Bloomberg Opinion
@opinion
The smoke in New York City is getting worse.
Everyone ready to take climate change seriously?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 09:59 PM (FVME7)

18 A truck that works great, as long as you don't use it like a truck.

Genius.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 09:56 PM (s12c9)
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And here we have another example of how Leftism favors form over function, style over substance. Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 09:59 PM (BpYfr)

19 Dean Martin was born in the same month of the same year as my dear Grandpa.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2023 10:00 PM (T/Lqj)

20 I knew better!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

21 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:01 PM (dKC/s)

22 Another early one. I didn't even get through all of the Rube Goldberg Trickshot Cafe.

Posted by: Theodore at June 07, 2023 10:01 PM (pGonq)

23 Ronald Regan?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (KAi1n)

24 The ONT might be early but you could have the Cafe until IT guy shows up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

25 It’s a little weird in the thread below, y’all. Like Denver Airport weird.

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

26 Thomas Woodward, (Tom Jones), Welsh singer who has sold over 100 million records.

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Tom Jones and the Art of Noise did a cover of Prince's "Kiss" that is absolutely fantastic:

https://youtu.be/5uZQFOfMSfY

"Think I better dance now!"

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:04 PM (/BX3R)

27 11 Ford F-150 Lightning loses about a quarter of its range when carrying maximum payload
A truck that works great, as long as you don't use it like a truck.
Genius.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 09:56 PM (s12c9)


If "we" thought you needed a truck, we might let you have one, for a quite reasonable licensing fee!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

28 Score one for Rep Comer. Wray caved and will allow the entire Oversight Committee to review the whistleblower report.

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:04 PM (ZLI7S)

29 The ONT might be early but you could have the Cafe until IT guy shows up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

Don't you mean the !%@*&#!! IT guy, MisHum?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:05 PM (Angsy)

30 Klimate Khange Kerry

"Today is June 6th. D-Day. One of the most singularly important moments of history. A moment that calls to mind every single thing that defined the past half of the 20th century and beginning of the 21st century.
"They were fighting for a set of values I would say to you are just as important today as they were then. They put their lives on the line to fight against fascism, tyranny, and misinformation, and the savage slaughter of innocent lives.
"Make no mistake, just as that was a fight for the future as much as anything we have ever faced, what we are seeing now is the same.
"What is also clear right now is we can also win this fight, but it requires the same level of innovation and mobilization that was required back then by those in the greatest generation. Today's threat comes from all of us. It comes from the result of the things we do or avoid doing."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:05 PM (FVME7)

31 Score one for Rep Comer. Wray caved and will allow the entire Oversight Committee to review the whistleblower report.

The real one or the one created while Wray was stalling?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2023 10:06 PM (Bd6X8)

32 Ronald Regan?
Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (KAi1n)

So annoying. I have a surname that has several different spellings, so I have to spell it. Every. Fucking. Time.

I've even had 'tards inform me that "that's not how you spell it."

Look, idiot. that's how WE spell it. My clan is well-established in America.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2023 10:06 PM (T/Lqj)

33 25 It’s a little weird in the thread below, y’all. Like Denver Airport weird.
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

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There is nothing at all unusual about Denver airport. Please stop perpetuating dangerous rumors, Citizen.

Posted by: The U.S. Department of Misinformation Management at June 07, 2023 10:06 PM (s12c9)

34 Gorilla farts.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3pqR3ZPGBUU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (FVME7)

35 That lead photo looks like the road to my family home when I was far younger than 29.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

36 I am Mike Pence and I am running for president because Rinos deserve a candidate that speaks for them

Pence is on CNN right now. It is inspiring as you might expect.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (93HMG)

37 Don't you mean the !%@*&#!! IT guy, MisHum?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:05 PM (Angsy)

I have no idea what you speak of. I'm the kinder, gentler Mis. Hum. Don'tchya nose?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

38 Score one for Rep Comer. Wray caved and will allow the entire Oversight Committee to review the whistleblower report.
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:04 PM (ZLI7S)


Backroom deals being made now. Another R resigning and photos being sent to other committee members. 50/50 odds on a new 4AM raid with CNN.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (e4fEA)

39 36 I am Mike Pence and I am running for president because Rinos deserve a candidate that speaks for them

Pence is on CNN right now. It is inspiring as you might expect.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (93HMG)

So is picking up the land mines left by 2 setters in the backyard.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

40 The real one or the one created while Wray was stalling?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310


Blanco cuts to the chase!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

41 I am still mad about the casual duplicity from four threads down where some "licensed clinical social work" can essentially write a prescription to cut off a male's balls based on a phone call.

My wife used to teach social work courses in the graduate school of our local university. There are some smart students, but there are lots of people that have undergraduate degrees in social work that are truly as dumb as a box of rocks.

The fact that someone so dumb could have the ability to direct a 14 y.o. boy to cut off his testicles is ducking criminal!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:08 PM (HlyYF)

42 23 Ronald Regan?
Posted by: SFGoth at June

You beat me to it.

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

43 Looks like Fen's running, and I have thoughts.

(1) Fen needs to demand actual operating capital from you unrepentant ne'er-do-wells, not just your prayers.
Everybody here owes her for something.

(2) I'm not volunteering for the task of trying to explaining to Fen what it is about her online presence that is the key to political conquest. I will watch others do this with glee.

(3) This will likely end up like Ace's TV guest spots. There's no way she does this without attracting national press under her real name. IF that is her real name...

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2023 10:09 PM (jYCXf)

44 To what do my wonderment doesnt appear.

Thin blue line can fuck off.
Tough guys get the rope.

Good sheriffs are few.

Posted by: micky at June 07, 2023 10:09 PM (3byMq)

45 Pence is angling for the post-COVID Jeb Bush slot in the primary.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:09 PM (s12c9)

46 Ford F-150 Lightning loses about a quarter of its range when carrying maximum payload
A truck that works great, as long as you don't use it like a truck.

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They're toys, or they're conspicuous consumption of wealth, or they're both. And they're mostly useless for normal people that need cars and trucks to do things that cars and trucks routinely do without the owners thinking about a single thing.

That's why gas cars are banned after 2035.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:10 PM (/BX3R)

47 33
There is nothing at all unusual about Denver airport. Please stop perpetuating dangerous rumors, Citizen.
Posted by: The U.S. Department of Misinformation Management

Sorry. I will hit the shower now and come back a better person.

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

48 "They were fighting for a set of values I would say to you are just as important today as they were then. They put their lives on the line to fight against fascism, tyranny, and misinformation, and the savage slaughter of innocent lives.

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Don't miss what John Kerry is doing there.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:11 PM (/BX3R)

49 Ronald Regan?
Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (KAi1n)


Must be Ronald Reagan's Chief of Staff Don Regan's brother.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 10:11 PM (ZSK0i)

50 Klimate Khange Kerry. Is that hypocrite still enjoying his rich wife's yacht and jet?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (0Htd1)

51 @RepJamesComer

After weeks of refusing to even admit the FD-1023 record exists, the FBI has agreed to cooperate and is now allowing all members of the Oversight Committee to review this unclassified record alleging a bribery scheme by then VP Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (ZLI7S)

52 Regarding the Feel-Good story. It's nice that he did that. It was also completely invisible except to those in the know.

Posted by: Custodian at Area 51 at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (SeA49)

53 Nice ONT, Mis Hum! Are there children in the corn?

Posted by: LRob in Ok at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (TSQkU)

54 I am still mad about the casual duplicity from four threads down where some "licensed clinical social work" can essentially write a prescription to cut off a male's balls based on a phone call.

-
Ari Drennen [of Media Matters]
@AriDrennen
If you are an adult and you want to remove your testicles it is not the job of a medical professional to stop you, and it certainly is not Matt Walsh’s job, either. This is not difficult.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (FVME7)

55 sheds sock

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (SeA49)

56 Thanks for another dandy ONT, Mis Hum! Had never heard of the Screaming Jets before...

Reagan was right!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (vfKOf)

57 The Iron Sheik died?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (9SaeC)

58 So annoying. I have a surname that has several different spellings, so I have to spell it. Every. Fucking. Time.

I've even had 'tards inform me that "that's not how you spell it."

Look, idiot. that's how WE spell it. My clan is well-established in America.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2023 10:06 PM


I have a last name that is difficult to pronounce for uneducated morons (small "m"), but easy to grasp for educated people.

I kind of hated that as a kid. Now I love it - having a readily available mini-IQ test when you meet new people makes life MUCH easier!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:13 PM (HlyYF)

59 If you are an adult and you want to remove your testicles it is not the job of a medical professional to stop you

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o_O

I'm pretty certain that's 100% the job of a medical professional.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:13 PM (/BX3R)

60 Pence is angling for the post-COVID Jeb Bush slot in the primary.

Wasn't Pence supposed to be the CoViD-19 response ring-leader?

Probably one of the greatest man-made disasters in modern history, and he dares to show his face as the guy who should be in charge?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:14 PM (YXHzG)

61 Best way to get rid of tree rats? Have someone run a ferret through your house and attic.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:14 PM (Angsy)

62 I have a last name that is difficult to pronounce for uneducated morons (small "m"), but easy to grasp for educated people.

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Do you still keep up with any family members in France?

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:14 PM (/BX3R)

63 So annoying. I have a surname that has several different spellings, so I have to spell it. Every. Fucking. Time.

I've even had 'tards inform me that "that's not how you spell it."

Look, idiot. that's how WE spell it. My clan is well-established in America.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well


A friend of mine got into an argument with a guy because he insisted that she was pronouncing her own name wrong.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2023 10:14 PM (0Htd1)

64 Carlin would have been completely on board with the masking, COVID tyranny.

Book it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2023 10:15 PM (up/3i)

65 Chris Christie rips 'baby' Trump after former president targets him with fat jokes


oh, this campaign cycle is gonna be a hoot

Posted by: DB - at June 07, 2023 10:15 PM (geLO8)

66 Airplane seats could be designed to make it much easier to sleep - you'd need something like a recliner, but it would require more room.

I don't know what the real financial impact would be, but I guess the airlines think it is significant since none of them are interest in trying things like this outside of the ultra high cost airlines.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 10:15 PM (lc5cP)

67 36 I am Mike Pence and I am running for president because Rinos deserve a candidate that speaks for them

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM


Ronna McDaniel - "Now we finally have a candidate that I can fully support!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:15 PM (HlyYF)

68 A truck that works great, as long as you don't use it like a truck.

Genius.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 09:56 PM (s12c9)

To be fair, vehicles that are heavily laden or towing a trailer can drain down their fuel tank sooner, too. But you can pull into a gas station and fill up, and be on the road again inside of 10 minutes. Not so with electrics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:15 PM (SeA49)

69
Ford F-150 Lightning loses about a quarter of its range when carrying maximum payload

Cap'n, they canna break the laws of physics!

Posted by: Montgomery Scott at June 07, 2023 10:16 PM (63Dwl)

70 Welp, I stopped for the Idiots on Bikes segment. Talk about memories.

The Scottish guy crashing into the trees and getting thoroughly wedged at about 4:00 was just like my aunt when I was 12 back in the 70's. Started zooming around on one of the Honda 50's her boyfriend had brought home from the dealership and crashed right into the garden she never weeded.

We eventually hacked it out from the 7' tall ragweed and other crap.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 10:16 PM (ZSK0i)

71 Pence is on CNN right now. It is inspiring as you might expect.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 10:07 PM (93HMG)

So is picking up the land mines left by 2 setters in the backyard.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
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CNN's content and what's in the bags are essentially the same.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 10:16 PM (e4fEA)

72 Re the electric F150: a heavy load reduces gasoline powered trucks' distances as well, no?

Re autocorrect: Anyone remember GOD DONKEY! ?

Posted by: MaxCon at June 07, 2023 10:16 PM (jtmdt)

73 Just in case you were wondering what the WEF-types have planned for this summer:

A group of Nato countries may be willing to put troops on the ground in Ukraine if member states including the US do not provide tangible security guarantees to Kyiv at the alliance’s summit in Vilnius, the former Nato secretary general Anders Rasmussen has said.

Rasmussen, who has been acting as official adviser to the Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelenskiy, on Ukraine’s place in a future European security architecture, has been touring Europe and Washington to gauge the shifting mood before the critical summit starts on 11 July.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:16 PM (2tUFv)

74 Score one for Rep Comer. Wray caved and will allow the entire Oversight Committee to review the whistleblower report.
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:04 PM (ZLI7S)
* * * *
Will wonders never cease!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 07, 2023 10:16 PM (vfKOf)

75 John Son-Of-A-Mailman Kasich will crush Pence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM (s12c9)

76 I just wish Mahomes hadn't shuffled Kelse away so fast. I wanted to hear what he had to say.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM (wagHN)

77 53 Nice ONT, Mis Hum! Are there children in the corn?
Posted by: LRob in Ok at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (TSQkU)

Raccoons and black bears. They are a bitch on combines.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

78 Everyone ready to take climate change seriously?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 09:59 PM (FVME7)

Climate change causes arson? Do tell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM (SeA49)

79 Kelce, not Kelse. Sheeesh...

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM (wagHN)

80 Probably one of the greatest man-made disasters in modern history, and he dares to show his face as the guy who should be in charge?

30 years ago gay marriage was a joke not even gay activists wanted, everyone agreed trannies were mentally ill, and the federal budget was under $2T.

Every federal Republican office holder should apologize for their abject failure, and the leaders should one and all should retire to a monastery.

Instead we have shit heads like Pence pretending anyone thinks he is some kind of leader...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (lc5cP)

81 The Iron Sheik died?
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (9SaeC)


Yes, yes he did.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (ZSK0i)

82 More Rasmussen:

Rasmussen said: “If Nato cannot agree on a clear path forward for Ukraine, there is a clear possibility that some countries individually might take action. We know that Poland is very engaged in providing concrete assistance to Ukraine. And I wouldn’t exclude the possibility that Poland would engage even stronger in this context on a national basis and be followed by the Baltic states, maybe including the possibility of troops on the ground.

“I think the Poles would seriously consider going in and assemble a coalition of the willing if Ukraine doesn’t get anything in Vilnius. We shouldn’t underestimate the Polish feelings, the Poles feel that for too long western Europe did not listen to their warnings against the true Russian mentality.”


They want World War Three, and they aren't going to stop until they get World War Three.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (2tUFv)

83 Re the electric F150: a heavy load reduces gasoline powered trucks' distances as well, no?
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Yep. And you can pull into any gas station anywhere to fill up and keep going.

Don't even have to detach the trailer or block the other EV plugs or wait 45 minutes for the other golf carts to move on.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (/BX3R)

84 41 I am still mad about the casual duplicity from four threads down where some "licensed clinical social work" can essentially write a prescription to cut off a male's balls based on a phone call.

The fact that someone so dumb could have the ability to direct a 14 y.o. boy to cut off his testicles is ducking criminal!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot


There's always the chance that at some time in the future the 14 year old will change his mind and sue the so called professionals who were involved.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2023 10:19 PM (0Htd1)

85 Do we have confirmation now that the canuck wildfires were caused by environmentalists doing a "State of Fear" type act of terrorism yet or is it still just a rumor?

Note, this happened in OZ a few years ago so it isn't an unbelievable rumor...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 10:19 PM (lc5cP)

86 Bloomberg Opinion
@opinion
The smoke in New York City is getting worse.
Everyone ready to take climate change seriously?

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Canada can't put out a fire and this is why cows are bad.
- Bloomberg

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:19 PM (/BX3R)

87 76 I just wish Mahomes hadn't shuffled Kelse away so fast. I wanted to hear what he had to say.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM


They were both grinning.

I am pretty sure that was the full bit!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:20 PM (HlyYF)

88 Will any of our frequent flyers use this? A new contraption to let you sleep forward on a plane.

Its those half-way-around-the-world trips that are a killer. A person sleeps every imaginable way. One lady brought an inflatable pillow and set that on top of the back-of-seat tray and slept for hours leaning in to it. It probably doesn't cost $145.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:20 PM (YXHzG)

89 MisHum -- the greatest of all time, swearsies

Stand by y'all

We are about to see something we'll never see again.

Donald John Trump taking the 'oath'.

In 3, 2, 1 -- handcuffs.
Hillary, Baracky, to this death

Posted by: micky at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (3byMq)

90
Ronald Reagan and George Carlin. Hard to tell which one is more prophetic. I think Carlin because he didn't have to have all that hope shit that Reagan had to shovel as a politician.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken


Reagan - optimist
Carlin - pessimist

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (63Dwl)

91 Climate change causes arson? Do tell.

And bad forestry practices.

When a tree dies, you can do one of two things with it - you can log it, or you can wait for it to burn - eventually.

Environmental organizations have decided that having trees burn is preferable to having trees logged. See: California.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (2tUFv)

92 The Iron Sheik died?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (9SaeC)

One of the top heels for quite a while.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (Angsy)

93 Its those half-way-around-the-world trips that are a killer. A person sleeps every imaginable way. One lady brought an inflatable pillow and set that on top of the back-of-seat tray and slept for hours leaning in to it. It probably doesn't cost $145.


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Others go business class.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (s12c9)

94 Re the electric F150: a heavy load reduces gasoline powered trucks' distances as well, no?

Not sure that it is 25% reduction as in the Lightning

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (YXHzG)

95 It's always struck me odd how cynical and mistrustful George Carlin was toward government, yet he was simultaneously a raging liberal. That incongruity always had me scratching my head.

Posted by: How do you simultaneously denounce and promote the same thing? at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (fiChp)

96 I was late to the party...my bad.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (UsQA1)

97 One of the top heels for quite a while.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (Angsy)

He was so great.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (9SaeC)

98 >>Do we have confirmation now that the canuck wildfires were caused by environmentalists doing a "State of Fear" type act of terrorism yet or is it still just a rumor?

A satellite photo was posted on Twitter early this evening that showed multiple smoke plumes in separate locations going off simultaneously. If it wasn't arson that was one hell of a coincidence.

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)

99 If you are an adult and you want to remove your testicles it is not the job of a medical professional to stop you

--

o_O

I'm pretty certain that's 100% the job of a medical professional.
-
"Do no harm" is apparently unclear to some people.

Posted by: Methos at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (kOpft)

100 They want World War Three, and they aren't going to stop until they get World War Three.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (2tUFv)


I can do that. Watch me and hold my Metamucil

Posted by: Resident of the WH MushHead Biden at June 07, 2023 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

101 Mileage on my truck is about 600 miles on a tank, 400 when towing. I can't run my house on it for 12 hours though.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:23 PM (iayUP)

102 'What the duck' no more: Apple will stop autocorrecting your favorite swear word

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DUCKIN' EH!!

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:23 PM (OalnH)

103 I mean Carlin's people were out of power when he was doing his thing.


As someone above said, he'd be another John Stewart or Bill Maher today.

A credulous fool.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:24 PM (9SaeC)

104 The total weight for the loaded test was 8,440 lbs — 110 lbs shy of the GVWR.

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Wow. One EV Ford Lightning with a load in the bed is the weight of three real cars.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:24 PM (/BX3R)

105 I dunno if Reagan actually said that...
Wish he did, as that would be presicent and on-topic for the days we live in.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:24 PM (ynpvh)

106 Kelce, not Kelse. Sheeesh...

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 07, 2023 10:17 PM (wagHN)

You're pronouncing it wrong, Jewells....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (Angsy)

107 There's always the chance that at some time in the future the 14 year old will change his mind and sue the so called professionals who were involved.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2023 10:19 PM


Free legal tip to the attorney for the demonic social worker:

If Mr. Idiot is on the jury for that trial, you better offer an enormous settlement, including the defendant surrendering their license - rather than letting the jury render a verdict!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (HlyYF)

108 92 The Iron Sheik died?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (9SaeC)

One of the top heels for quite a while.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (Angsy)

Him and Baron Von Raschke. Ahh the old AWA

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

109 I can do that. Watch me and hold my Metamucil

We go to war in Ukraine, and we can declare martial law!

Can't wait to see Tucker Carlson hauled off in handcuffs!

Tee, hee!

Posted by: Senile Joe Biden, Angel of Death! at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (2tUFv)

110 I am Mike Pence and I am running for president because Rinos deserve a candidate that speaks for them

I don't think Pence really qualifies as a RINO. An idiot and a bore, yes, but not a RINO.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (eOEVl)

111 the Poles feel that for too long western Europe did not listen to their warnings against the true Russian mentality.
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Provoking someone into a fight just proves how violent *they* are.

Posted by: Methos at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (kOpft)

112 Don't even have to detach the trailer or block the other EV plugs or wait 45 minutes for the other golf carts to move on.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (/BX3R)

The dirty secret of EV's is that they are overloaded even when empty. Despite the fact they contain lithium, the batteries are heavy, and the weight of the battery pack does not diminish as the juice is used.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (SeA49)

113 Horde question...

Is FOOTBALL or more specifically the NFL as much fun of a sport from 4 years ago?

Rate it 1 to 10.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (UsQA1)

114 They want World War Three, and they aren't going to stop until they get World War Three.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:18 PM (2tUFv)

Maybe they think China will stay out of it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (Angsy)

115 101 Mileage on my truck is about 600 miles on a tank, 400 when towing. I can't run my house on it for 12 hours though.
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:23 PM (iayUP)

You aren't trying hard enough.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

116 YouTube Ramps Up Censorship of RFK Jr Campaign

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Thou shalt no challenge the king!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (FVME7)

117 A Connecticut husband and wife claim in a lawsuit that a bear with a camera is violating their Fourth Amendment right to be free from unreasonable searches and seizures.

Maybe a FIB man in a bear suit?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (ynpvh)

118
I prefer the deep dark oceans.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Will a frozen lake with thin ice do?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (+Td+Z)

119 Here in Colorado we had that same Canadian firesmoke

visibility about a mile, had to close up the house-
local story

but it reaches the East coast where the TV networks and important newspapers live, and suddenly it's the worst thing ever

Posted by: DB - at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (geLO8)

120 Eh, how many times are you driving more than 200 miles with 1400 lbs of sandbgas in the bed?

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (OalnH)

121 Provoking someone into a fight just proves how violent *they* are.

At long last, you'll get to die for Gdansk.

Posted by: Senile Joe Biden, Angel of Death! at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (2tUFv)

122 I can't run my house on it for 12 hours though.

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This is a tell, btw. Their demographic finds this appealing because there are other cars to drive while their $100K generator is powering their internet at home and there is no concern with reducing driving range and being unable to re-charge because the power is out.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (/BX3R)

123 Evening Horde , thx MisHum. Years back and for about ten years I would put about 120+m on my bicycle per week. I was always smart enough to realize the dangers and know that cars are much bigger and many drivers stupid. Our leftist city government has put bike lanes all over the city and the biker riders are sanctimonious jerks. 3 or 4 have been killed in last couple of years including the boyfriend of the local bike riders club. Of course it is everyone else's fault.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (OhpJy)

124 104 I brought up that weight issue with a friend, now superintendent of a very large concrete job. He said that is being discussed a lot by engineers, but they only get a listen after the parking deck or bridge collapses.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (rLD7a)

125 Do we have confirmation now that the canuck wildfires were caused by environmentalists doing a "State of Fear" type act of terrorism yet or is it still just a rumor?

Note, this happened in OZ a few years ago so it isn't an unbelievable rumor...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 10:19 PM (lc5cP)

Some of the fires are almost certainly arson. Perps have been arrested. Used to be common practice in some areas for Indians to set fires, so they could get hired at big $$$ to work as firefighters.

And some fires are lightning strikes. We have always had lightning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:28 PM (SeA49)

126 I prefer the deep dark oceans.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Will a frozen lake with thin ice do?


Are you referring to the 9th Circle of Hell? Because I don't think the ice there is especially thin.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 10:28 PM (eOEVl)

127 119 Here in Colorado we had that same Canadian firesmoke

visibility about a mile, had to close up the house-
local story

but it reaches the East coast where the TV networks and important newspapers live, and suddenly it's the worst thing ever
Posted by: DB - at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (geLO

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It's a yearly occurence for people in the PNW. There are forest fires all over the place. And as winds shift the smoke shifts as well. It's pretty much guaranteed you'll experience what NYC is experiencing every summer.

Weirdly though, it doesn't make national news.

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:28 PM (OalnH)

128 Is FOOTBALL or more specifically the NFL as much fun of a sport from 4 years ago?

Rate it 1 to 10.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (UsQA1)

2.

Regardless of the woke bullshit, I think we reached peak football around 2007-2008. It seemed like every week had great matchups and great play on the field. Now it's basically a soap opera for middle-aged men. I'm not sure if I aged out of it or if everything really changed, but I surely don't enjoy or seek it out like I used to.

Posted by: ballistic at June 07, 2023 10:28 PM (oXNqT)

129 iirc, in that quote Carlin was speaking of Republicans.

Posted by: davidt at June 07, 2023 10:28 PM (SYTee)

130 He was so great.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (9SaeC)

If it wasn't for Hogan showing up as soon as he did in the WWF, he could have been one of the top for a long time.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (Angsy)

131 Environmental organizations have decided that having trees burn is preferable to having trees logged. See: California.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM


Almost all "environmentalists" are scientific illiterates.

If you cut a tree for lumber, and build a house with it, then the carbon is sequestered for the life of the house. (My house is 105 y.o.)

If you let the tree decay on the ground (or burn), the carbon goes back into the atmosphere.

Most of them are just knee-jerk Luddites.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (HlyYF)

132 124 104 I brought up that weight issue with a friend, now superintendent of a very large concrete job. He said that is being discussed a lot by engineers, but they only get a listen after the parking deck or bridge collapses.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (rLD7a)

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Word is the the Florida All-Girl Footbridge Engineering Staff is accepting resumes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (s12c9)

133 Piper - you are correct. DIA is nuts. Absolutely nuts.

Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (Gpu6T)

134 108 92 The Iron Sheik died?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (9SaeC)

One of the top heels for quite a while.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (Angsy)

Him and Baron Von Raschke. Ahh the old AWA
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

Lest we not forget: Bulldog Brower

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (CCSxw)

135 Eh, how many times are you driving more than 200 miles with 1400 lbs of sandbgas in the bed?

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People who work for a living? A couple of times a week depending. Towing is the bigger problem, though. Working folks tow constantly. Camping folks, too.

Those 80 mile trips between chargers probably get old fast.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (/BX3R)

136 120 Eh, how many times are you driving more than 200 miles with 1400 lbs of sandbgas in the bed?

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (OalnH)

Hey, there were black sandbags meant for Jan 6th.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:30 PM (ynpvh)

137 "Now it's basically a soap opera for middle-aged men. "

It's always been that. You just never noticed before. You have to step back from it all to realize how dumb it all is.

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:30 PM (OalnH)

138 118
I prefer the deep dark oceans.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Will a frozen lake with thin ice do?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM (+Td+Z)

As long as it's a lake I dont frequent. All of them damn libtards can rot somewhere where I am not.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

139 It's Global Warming that arsonists intentionally set fires, h8rs.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:30 PM (/BX3R)

140 Are you referring to the 9th Circle of Hell? Because I don't think the ice there is especially thin.
Posted by: Archimedes


I heard that Stan is enlarging that level, because there are far more people that ought to wind up there than even he previously thought possible!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 10:31 PM (hOUT3)

141 120 It doesn't have to be sandbags. Neighbor's kid is a welder, travels a lot, and I bet his gear weighs in at more than 1400 if he's hauling his big Lincoln welder.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 10:32 PM (rLD7a)

142 123 Evening Horde , thx MisHum. Years back and for about ten years I would put about 120+m on my bicycle per week. I was always smart enough to realize the dangers and know that cars are much bigger and many drivers stupid. Our leftist city government has put bike lanes all over the city and the biker riders are sanctimonious jerks. 3 or 4 have been killed in last couple of years including the boyfriend of the local bike riders club. Of course it is everyone else's fault.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (OhpJy)

Son was riding his motorcycle, was making a right turn. Bicyclist (teen) was making a left turn, turned into his lane. He drove to the curb, but the bicyclist still hit him and his motorcycle. Some people are just idiots.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:32 PM (ynpvh)

143 I wonder how much a utility truck full of tools weighs? Those with the tool boxes hanging all over the back and sides. You've seen them. Some even carrying drums of liquids, too.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:33 PM (/BX3R)

144 A satellite photo was posted on Twitter early this evening that showed multiple smoke plumes in separate locations going off simultaneously. If it wasn't arson that was one hell of a coincidence.
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)

I saw that. "Simultaneously" doesn't mean much in the context of those satellite pics. It's not like the sats run real-time video. Lightning from a line of T-storms could have the same effect. And there is no need for arson fires to start simultaneously, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:33 PM (SeA49)

145 At long last, you'll get to die for Gdansk.

Posted by: Senile Joe Biden, Angel of Death! at June 07, 2023 10:27 PM (2tUFv)

It was Danzig.
(tear drops from eye)

Posted by: Kaiser Bill at June 07, 2023 10:33 PM (Angsy)

146 People who work for a living? A couple of times a week depending. Towing is the bigger problem, though. Working folks tow constantly. Camping folks, too.

Those 80 mile trips between chargers probably get old fast.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (/BX3R)

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OK but even people who work for a living (and are you implying people who don't drive trucks don't work??? ) aren't driving 200 miles with a loaded truck. I mean, that's a weird work schedule, no?

Obviously there will be cases where you have to drive a really long distance with a bed full of stuff. But it's the exception not the rule. And for those people, yeah don't buy an electric truck. But for the vast majority of "People who work", they're driving a few miles to a job site every day and then back home. They're not driving hundreds of miles to and from work.

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (OalnH)

147 134 108 92 The Iron Sheik died?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:12 PM (9SaeC)

One of the top heels for quite a while.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:21 PM (Angsy)

Him and Baron Von Raschke. Ahh the old AWA
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

Lest we not forget: Bulldog Brower
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM (CCSxw)


The Crusher
Dick The Bruiser
The Valiant Bros.

Growing up one thing I had in common with my Dad on Saturday nights. Just laugh at the wrasslers.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

148 The 150's mileage probably drops 50% when towing a 3500lb trailer.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (iayUP)

149 117 A Connecticut husband and wife claim in a lawsuit that a bear with a camera is violating their Fourth Amendment right to be free from unreasonable searches and seizures.

Maybe a FIB man in a bear suit?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:26 PM


If the bear's balls were symmetrical, then it was a real bear.

If the bear's balls were asymmetrical, then probably a Moron.

If the bear's balls were non-existent, then probably a FIB man!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (HlyYF)

150 The Cardigans are an interesting weird little group with a really cute lead singer. If I recall correctly, they do Black Sabbath covers too. I've heard a few.

They are...interesting.

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (LUyqH)

151 Good evening morons and gracias mh for the incredibly prescient quotes.

I should have taken both those men more seriously.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:35 PM (KWub3)

152 A satellite photo was posted on Twitter early this evening that showed multiple smoke plumes in separate locations going off simultaneously. If it wasn't arson that was one hell of a coincidence.
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)

I saw that. "Simultaneously" doesn't mean much in the context of those satellite pics. It's not like the sats run real-time video. Lightning from a line of T-storms could have the same effect. And there is no need for arson fires to start simultaneously, either.


I'm not saying it's aliens, but....

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 10:35 PM (eOEVl)

153 It was Danzig.
(tear drops from eye)
Posted by: Kaiser Bill at June 07, 2023 10:33 PM (Angsy)
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Mother...

Posted by: ballistic at June 07, 2023 10:35 PM (oXNqT)

154 120 Eh, how many times are you driving more than 200 miles with 1400 lbs of sandbgas in the bed?
Posted by: Montec


There are these people called farmers and ranchers who use pickups to carry heavy stuff.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 07, 2023 10:35 PM (0Htd1)

155 O.K. I cannot sleep. Why is the Denver airport weird? This is not. part of a Corny joke. Also I can't sleep not because I'm wondering why the Denver airport is weird. The two things are not connected, but it's a good question to ask anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM (0MDFg)

156 One of my old internet gaming friends was a big fan of Sinatra and used some of his album cover glamour photos as his forum avatar.

I, of course, abused my moderator privs, and created an animated GIF that would swap those avatars with similar photos of Dean Martin, but only after two or three minutes. It was the sorta thing most people would never notice, but I knew.

Good times.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM (k1Qly)

157 I had a car do a left turn in front of me and I laid my bike down and did a Superman on the pavement for about 20 feet.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM (QJGMB)

158 They're not driving hundreds of miles to and from work.

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (OalnH)

You never worked in the oil patch, did you?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:37 PM (SeA49)

159 The smoke was really bad today. I could barely see lower Manhattan from the Brooklyn pier.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:37 PM (KWub3)

160 OK but even people who work for a living (and are you implying people who don't drive trucks don't work??? ) aren't driving 200 miles with a loaded truck. I mean, that's a weird work schedule, no?

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I figured the meaning was clear in context of the truck discussion.

And 150-200 miles of driving each day is nothing, especially if you're performing a task and moving on. Electricians, plumbers, etc. in rural areas or who serve multiple counties want to chime in?

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:37 PM (/BX3R)

161 If Reagan didn't say that he should have.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:38 PM (0MDFg)

162
155 O.K. I cannot sleep. Why is the Denver airport weird? This is not. part of a Corny joke. Also I can't sleep not because I'm wondering why the Denver airport is weird. The two things are not connected, but it's a good question to ask anyway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Start here: 😃


https://tinyurl.com/nhvtvfp5

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

163 Years back and for about ten years I would put about 120+m on my bicycle per week.

Dittos. Would bicycle commute to work in the Austin area. As long as one doesn't need to cross the river, it was pretty safe. Jollyville road has some ersatz bike lanes, but the people of Austin are loaded up on all sorts of psychotropics so it wasn't safe with cars veering all over the road - the drivers, high on anti-anxiety meds, didn't care if they ran over someone. It was actually safer riding on the access road to Research Blvd because the outside lane is so wide.

In early 2000s, without the bicycle lanes people in Austin were FAR more courteous to cyclists, it seems as more lanes were put in, though it didn't increase the number of cyclists, the drivers seem to have a hatred for cyclists.

It got to the point where I was shot at, and an off-duty copy was waving a gun at me as he tried to squeeze me to the curb at 0530 on a weekday.

I'm glad I moved, I just don't trust the rednecks out in ETX to drive safe.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:38 PM (YXHzG)

164 Glenn Danzig's singing voice is friggin annoying. Blech

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (T/Lqj)

165 O.K. I cannot sleep. Why is the Denver airport weird? This is not. part of a Corny joke. Also I can't sleep not because I'm wondering why the Denver airport is weird. The two things are not connected, but it's a good question to ask anyway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM (0MDFg)

It has an underground Satanic Temple. Do a web search for "Denver Airport Statues". Seriously.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (SeA49)

166 "OK but even people who work for a living (and are you implying people who don't drive trucks don't work??? ) aren't driving 200 miles with a loaded truck. I mean, that's a weird work schedule, no?"

No. I've often hauled equipment more than 200 miles. If I go to somewhere like Atlanta, I'm probably going to sit in traffic for a while too, with the AC on.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (iayUP)

167 161 If Reagan didn't say that he should have.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:38 PM (0MDFg)

Agreed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (ynpvh)

168 157 I had a car do a left turn in front of me and I laid my bike down and did a Superman on the pavement for about 20 feet.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM


Always nice to see Morons surviving their encounters with idiots!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (HlyYF)

169 The ONT might be early but you could have the Cafe until IT guy shows up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
===
"IT guy" heh.

The nerds won't like that...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (KWub3)

170 And for those people, yeah don't buy an electric truck.

--

BTW, that's the problem. There is no choice. non-electrics are banned after 2035.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (/BX3R)

171 Gotta deliver the sandbags to Biden's next speech.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (63Dwl)

172 159 The smoke was really bad today. I could barely see lower Manhattan from the Brooklyn pier.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:37 PM (KWub3)

I just imagine how hard it is walking on SF streets when a thick fog rolls in...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

173 I, of course, abused my moderator privs, and created an animated GIF that would swap those avatars with similar photos of Dean Martin, but only after two or three minutes. It was the sorta thing most people would never notice, but I knew.

Good times.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM (k1Qly)

They would have done that to each other, if they had ever been on the internet.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (Angsy)

174 Newt, under the Ingraham is *awesome*

Just passing through and Laura wants to move on from Trump, please, please, please. Help me out here, Newt.

lolgf
I'm not alone.

Trump *and* the slitting of throats.

Is that 'and' helio?

Go for power up.Looking for white rage.

Thin blue line.

Welcome to the fail, coppers.

Posted by: micky at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (3byMq)

175 >>I saw that. "Simultaneously" doesn't mean much in the context of those satellite pics. It's not like the sats run real-time video. Lightning from a line of T-storms could have the same effect. And there is no need for arson fires to start simultaneously, either.

This appeared to be real time video. And the fires were pretty far away from each other.

At one point today the Weather Channel was reporting there were over 200 wildfires burning in Canada. I mean we get lightning here too but 200 strikes that light wildfires seems a bit much.

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:41 PM (ZLI7S)

176 Why is the Denver airport weird?

Other than the runways/taxiways look like a swastika from space?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:41 PM (YXHzG)

177 I just imagine how hard it is walking on SF streets when a thick fog rolls in...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

There is a cool little SF story about the fog in San Francisco.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:42 PM (SeA49)

178 I'm glad I moved, I just don't trust the rednecks out in ETX to drive safe.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:38 PM (YXHzG)
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I wouldn't get on a motorcycle, much less a bicycle, here in Austin at gunpoint these days. Having a gun pointed at you is far safer.

Posted by: ballistic at June 07, 2023 10:42 PM (oXNqT)

179 165 O.K. I cannot sleep. Why is the Denver airport weird? This is not. part of a Corny joke. Also I can't sleep not because I'm wondering why the Denver airport is weird. The two things are not connected, but it's a good question to ask anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:36 PM

It has an underground Satanic Temple. Do a web search for "Denver Airport Statues". Seriously.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM


I actually liked the fake fossils embedded in the floor. But that was before they added the weird crap.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:43 PM (HlyYF)

180 Ah, here it is. The Cardigans singing Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.

https://youtu.be/FQ70oQVos5Q

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:43 PM (LUyqH)

181 The satellite photos plus the memory of Japanese fire balloons sure made me have Chinese thoughts, though. Maybe they were meant to do that.

Was just about to discuss final drive ratios of heavy trucks, but I see that the Brotherhood of Bridge Engineers has shown up to sniff jocks and snap towels.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2023 10:43 PM (jYCXf)

182 If the bear's balls were non-existent, then probably a FIB man!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:34 PM (HlyYF)


Or a Republican.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 10:44 PM (e4fEA)

183 Start here: 😃
https://tinyurl.com/nhvtvfp5


Nah, that’s not weird. That’s just banal. The weird art at Denver Int’l is the scrap iron horse with the glowing eyes that supposedly killed its creator.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 07, 2023 10:44 PM (nfrXX)

184 This appeared to be real time video. And the fires were pretty far away from each other.

At one point today the Weather Channel was reporting there were over 200 wildfires burning in Canada. I mean we get lightning here too but 200 strikes that light wildfires seems a bit much.
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:41 PM (ZLI7S)

Look at it again. It's compressed-time video. Watch the movement of the clouds. Area covered by clouds, clouds roll away, fires are seen. What comes from clouds? Lightning. There has definitely been some arson, but lightning does start many fires.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:45 PM (SeA49)

185 Nice picture up top, MisHum. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (0MDFg)

186 The Claw!

Posted by: Baron Von Raschke at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (SYTee)

187 https://youtu.be/Q3gQSPMHPm0

The Cardigans cover of Black Sabbath, Iron Man.

They're quirky.

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (LUyqH)

188 And 150-200 miles of driving each day is nothing, especially if you're performing a task and moving on. Electricians, plumbers, etc. in rural areas or who serve multiple counties want to chime in?
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:37 PM (/BX3R)

__

That's 1/2 the day spent driving. Sounds ridiculously inefficient.

Something like 70% of truck are used to tow or do other "truck stuff" once or twice a year. That's the market the electric F150 is going after. People who buy a truck cuz they want a truck but don't need really one. And for those who drive 200 miles a day loaded up or towing (which again I really doubt is a significant percent of trucks to begin with), yeah they will buy something else.

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (OalnH)

189 I see the extra range of a ICB truck as kind of like 4WD. I don't always need it, but when I do, I REALLY need it.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (iayUP)

190 At $145 I'll sleep just fine in my seat with my back up.

Yeah, I learned to sleep in chairs; I've done that at hospitals. Airplane seats are by far nicer to sleep in.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (ynpvh)

191 But for the vast majority of "People who work", they're driving a few miles to a job site every day and then back home. They're not driving hundreds of miles to and from work.

Posted by: Montec
----
I guess you're not from Texas....

Posted by: lin-duh at June 07, 2023 10:47 PM (UUBmN)

192 169 The ONT might be early but you could have the Cafe until IT guy shows up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 07, 2023 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
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"IT guy" heh.

The nerds won't like that...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:39 PM (KWub3)

The Australian Failure?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

193 The Claw!

Posted by: Baron Von Raschke at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (SYTee)

The Mandible Claw!

Posted by: Mankind at June 07, 2023 10:47 PM (Angsy)

194 Air quality alert is still in effect until 12 Thursday night here in Hudson Valley. Today sky was yellow and air smelled like old cigar smoke. Definitely not healthy. Here we're worse than Albany but Syracuse is real bad. If we don't get rains around here forest fires will start up.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (OhpJy)

195 I have never actually managed to sleep on a place.

Sitting in a small, uncomfortable seat just isn't conducive to sleeping...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (lc5cP)

196 183 I thought it would be a good start, and then we could get to the horse, runway, tunnels and weird stuff in the floors:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7nwxnt

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

197 Gotta deliver the sandbags to Biden's next speech.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (63Dwl)


If the GOP can't find a way to use sandbags at their Convention, then they suck.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (e4fEA)

198 Can't wait to see an electric truck backing down a ramp to launch a boat around here. That should be entertaining.

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (ZLI7S)

199 Skimmed the Biker Fail video. Surprised it didn't have the famous one with Joe Biden.

Well, not that surprised.


Jamie Lissow, comedian, had a routine about his misadventures in a stationary cycling class. It's worth searching for.

Posted by: Another Anon at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM (hwP7U)

200 189 I see the extra range of a ICB truck as kind of like 4WD. I don't always need it, but when I do, I REALLY need it.
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (iayUP)

I hear ya.

Towing a boat.
Towing a trailer with atv and other items
Snowplowing

I don't think an EV is going to work for me unless the US completely rebuilds its power grid. And that my dear Morons will never happen in our lifetime.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

201
BTW, that's the problem. There is no choice. non-electrics are banned after 2035.
Posted by: Join Moron

Molon Labe

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM (+Td+Z)

202 @192: "The Australian Failure?"

The Blunder From Down Under!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM (k1Qly)

203 If the GOP can't find a way to use sandbags at their Convention, then they suck.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (e4fEA)

Clint Eastwood talking to a sand bag.

Posted by: davidt at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM (SYTee)

204 195 I have never actually managed to sleep on a place.

Sitting in a small, uncomfortable seat just isn't conducive to sleeping...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (lc5cP)

I fell asleep getting an MRI yesterday.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

205 And I have an early tee time so off to bed I go.

'night

How about some calming noise of race cars!

https://youtu.be/eaIOMyld6zY

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:50 PM (LUyqH)

206 202 @192: "The Australian Failure?"

The Blunder From Down Under!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM (k1Qly)


***SNORT*** & Comment of The Week.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

207 Today sky was yellow and air smelled like old cigar smoke.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 10:48 PM (OhpJy)

Hon, hon, hon! My best work!

Posted by: Pierre at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (Angsy)

208 OK but even people who work for a living (and are you implying people who don't drive trucks don't work??? ) aren't driving 200 miles with a loaded truck. I mean, that's a weird work schedule, no?

--

That's 1/2 the day spent driving. Sounds ridiculously inefficient.

---

This has gotten awkward so I'm going to stop. Have a good night.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (/BX3R)

209 And for those who drive 200 miles a day loaded up or towing (which again I really doubt is a significant percent of trucks to begin with), yeah they will buy something else.

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (OalnH)

Well the electric F150's are toys for Greentards. But get out of the city, and see how the real world works. ONE drilling lease can easily have ten pickups on it at any given time. Some stay the entire duration of the job. Some come and go daily. Scarcely any are not fully loaded.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (SeA49)

210 *woohoos*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (k1Qly)

211 I wouldn't get on a motorcycle, much less a bicycle, here in Austin at gunpoint these days. Having a gun pointed at you is far safer.

Traffic is insane. I used to work down by the Pennybacker bridge and go to what used to be Pure Austin Fitness to work-out and swim in the quarry before riding home.

When departing and making that long treck up the hill on 360, I would advance faster than the cars sitting in traffic. What I didn't like are the clods that would spontaneously jump out from the stopped traffic lanes and drive down the shoulder and act all upset if I wasn't climbing at 30MPH.

Loved the month before Excessmass as people would decorate all the cypress trees along the route in holiday decorations.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (YXHzG)

212 I have learned a tip to help with sleep. Have a decaf cup of tea and put about a teaspoon. Of ground nutmeg in it. It apparently does something to blood vessels that help with sleep. It helped last night anyway.

Good night ( I hope) all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (5GjvU)

213 >>I have never actually managed to sleep on a place.

I'm just the opposite. I sleep like a rock on planes.

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)

214 Iran #1!

Russia #1!

USA Hccch! Ptooey!

Posted by: Zombie Iron Sheik at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (Nn3xT)

215 Clint Eastwood talking to a sand bag.

Posted by: davidt at June 07, 2023 10:49 PM


So the Eastwood bit will involve a prop with a higher IQ than the keynote speaker at the Democrat convention!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (HlyYF)

216 Fenelon - I've been through Denver airport... nothing stands out as a memory. However I've had to drive down there numerous times to pick up and drop off... the traffic is unlike anythi.g I've seen. And it's not just that the road is crowded - that I can deal with. There are so many people just pulled over to the side of the road, waiting, that the cops regularly have to make the rounds and roust them. The layout, for drivers, is very confusing, especially when dodging parked cars in the middle of the road. And all of this is happening at 1 in the morning.

It's crazy. I have to go there next week and I'm dreading it.

Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (/rK9l)

217
185 Nice picture up top, MisHum. Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (0MDFg)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

218 187 https://youtu.be/Q3gQSPMHPm0

The Cardigans cover of Black Sabbath, Iron Man.

They're quirky.

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:46 PM (LUyqH)

this guy's a hoot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1MBRLQ-oaM
NSFW

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

219 Also, hi Fenelon. I hope you are well.

Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (/rK9l)

220 yeah they will buy something else.

Posted by: Montec

But you said they were banned?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (+Td+Z)

221 Yankees cancelled their game at the stadium due to the air quality. Double header tomorrow starting at 4. If the sky doesn't clear both will be cancelled

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 10:53 PM (OhpJy)

222 And that my dear Morons will never happen in our lifetime.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra


Why it is almost like this has been planned...

nah, that's just crazy talk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 10:53 PM (hOUT3)

223 205 And I have an early tee time so off to bed I go.

'night

How about some calming noise of race cars!
https://youtu.be/eaIOMyld6zY

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:50 PM (LUyqH)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdN1pnEaJs0

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:54 PM (ynpvh)

224 That's 1/2 the day spent driving. Sounds ridiculously inefficient.

That is what oil field work requires, driving to check all of the wells on the various leases. Those roads aren't what I call up to modern specifications.

I do love tar-sand roads, they have a quaint look and relatively resilient compared to asphalt with lots of aggregate.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:54 PM (YXHzG)

225 Yankees cancelled their game at the stadium due to the air quality. Double header tomorrow starting at 4. If the sky doesn't clear both will be cancelled

Just wear Covid masks. If the masks can stop tiny viruses that are too small to see, surely they will filter out all of the visible smoke particles.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:55 PM (YXHzG)

226 225 Yankees cancelled their game at the stadium due to the air quality. Double header tomorrow starting at 4. If the sky doesn't clear both will be cancelled

Just wear Covid masks. If the masks can stop tiny viruses that are too small to see, surely they will filter out all of the visible smoke particles.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:55 PM (YXHzG)

NY State needs to charge its citizens for carbon offsets for all the soot they've imported...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:56 PM (ynpvh)

227 I'm just the opposite. I sleep like a rock on planes.

My standard procedure on transcontinental flights is to have two glasses of wine fairly soon after takeoff, and a third glass of wine mid-flight.

Worked reasonably well.

Then once I flew Air Egypt New York-Cairo, and discovered only after taking off that Air Egypt doesn't serve alcohol.

If I had known, I would have pregamed at the airport...

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 10:56 PM (2tUFv)

228 225 Yankees cancelled their game at the stadium due to the air quality. Double header tomorrow starting at 4. If the sky doesn't clear both will be cancelled

Just wear Covid masks. If the masks can stop tiny viruses that are too small to see, surely they will filter out all of the visible smoke particles.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:55 PM (YXHzG)

Now we need to develop a Canuck Smoke Prick.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

229 Also, hi Fenelon. I hope you are well.
Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (/rK9l)


Sssshhhhh!!!!
Fen's trying to get to sleep.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 10:57 PM (e4fEA)

230 I fell asleep getting an MRI yesterday.

They do sedation MRIs now?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:57 PM (YXHzG)

231 All Bikers Are Bad

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:58 PM (KWub3)

232 MRI = nightmare for me. Helluva way to find out you're pretty claustrophobic.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, knows it's all ops at June 07, 2023 10:58 PM (sJHOI)

233 Now we need to develop a Canuck Smoke Prick.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

But we have Justin already!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 10:58 PM (Angsy)

234 I worked for a farmer during summers when i was in high school. He raised tobacco and corn mainly. I ploughed many an acre weeding corn fields. That was easy. We had to hoe the weeds out of the tobacco beds, by hand. All it taught me was that there must be a better way to make a living.

Posted by: javems at June 07, 2023 10:59 PM (AmoqO)

235 231 All Bikers Are Bad

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 10:58 PM (KWub3)

What I see everyday:
Riding the wrong way down the road
Riding on the side walks
Running Stop signs and lights

In Kalifornia, jaywalking is also legal, so gotta watch out for them too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:59 PM (ynpvh)

236 How to stop squirrels from moving into your house and burning it down

HardiePlank - I haven't seen a squirrel get through cement fiberboard.

The grey ones aren't so bad, its the red squirrels that are demon possessed and will eat through wood trim to enter the attic.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 11:00 PM (YXHzG)

237 Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2023 10:52 PM (/rK9l)

Well that sounds really annoying. I hope that your travels there and wherever else you have to go, go smoothly,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 11:01 PM (5GjvU)

238
I fell asleep getting an MRI yesterday.

They do sedation MRIs now?
Posted by: Reuben Hick

===========

MRIs are their own sedation. They are so boring there's nothing to do but sleep. I tried taking a book into a machine once while they were imaging my knee, but every time I tried turning a page while barely moving, they'd yell at me to hold still. Finally I shut my eyes and drifted off.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 11:01 PM (lCaJd)

239 MRI = nightmare for me. Helluva way to find out you're pretty claustrophobic.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

It's more fun when you wheel your patient to the CT or MRI area on a gurney, get back and start working with your other patients and get a call that the patient can't handle the machine.
You then have to contact the provider and get a dose of sedative prescribed to calm the patient when he goes the next time. Oh, and the CT or MRI areas are busy so you have to reschedule... which can take overnight.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 11:02 PM (+Td+Z)

240 230 I fell asleep getting an MRI yesterday.

They do sedation MRIs now?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 10:57 PM (YXHzG)

I wish. Headphones with mellow rock.
Plus I didn't have any coffee didn't want to have to go to the bathroom.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 11:02 PM (aA3+G)

241 I have learned a tip to help with sleep. Have a decaf cup of tea and put about a teaspoon. Of ground nutmeg in it. It apparently does something to blood vessels that help with sleep. It helped last night anyway.

Good night ( I hope) all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (5GjvU)



According to the Internet, which is never wrong, you're bouncing up around the toxicity limit with that much nutmeg.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 11:02 PM (ZSK0i)

242 Yankees cancelled their game at the stadium due to the air quality. Double header tomorrow starting at 4. If the sky doesn't clear both will be cancelled
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Any chance this trick can get the Oakland A's to do the same?

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 11:03 PM (a175k)

243 John Son-Of-A-Mailman Kasich will crush Pence.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Well, if he falls on him from a great height, he will.

Sure.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 07, 2023 11:03 PM (tjZg/)

244 And I have an early tee time so off to bed I go.

'night



So...do you breath in or out on your backswing?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 11:04 PM (e4fEA)

245 The real one or the one created while Wray was stalling?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2023 10:06 PM (Bd6X8

They Chair claims he has a a copy, so they can compare for ground truth.

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 07, 2023 11:04 PM (cKnoj)

246 No way I can sleep on a plane.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:04 PM (+Wcyp)

247 Grandfathers are now catch many fish.

Grandmothers are collect hardwood smoking woods.

Youngs are cast glances, indicating results of Traditional May Day Frolickings.

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at June 07, 2023 11:05 PM (iAPSy)

248 According to the Internet, which is never wrong, you're bouncing up around the toxicity limit with that much nutmeg.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

So just below the toxicity level is the 'go to sleep' level?
You've just described aminophylline which has no effect on asthma; but, it is *always* what a GP will try for a year or 2. Torture, pure torture.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 11:05 PM (+Td+Z)

249 No way I can sleep on a plane.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:04 PM (+Wcyp)

Ah, it's easy.

Posted by: Pilot to CoPilot at June 07, 2023 11:05 PM (Angsy)

250 Well, if he falls on him from a great height, he will.

Sure.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 07, 2023 11:03 PM (tjZg/)

Krispy Kreme will crush them both.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (SeA49)

251 My standard procedure on transcontinental flights is to have two glasses of wine fairly soon after takeoff, and a third glass of wine mid-flight.

On a Delta Airlines Atlanta → Dubai non-stop, this little dude who weighed maybe 80# had the window on a wide-body steerage class flight, he must have taken a full horse tranquilizer because he was out for the entire trip. He was jammed up against the corner of the seat and the wall like someone stuffed a blanket in the corner.

Was just as well, the dude in the middle seat was probably 6'4" and 280# of solid muscle.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (YXHzG)

252 [calls Doc's office]

"I've an international flight next week"
Nurse: "I'll phone a script for Xanax to the pharmacy"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (d9q+b)

253
I have learned a tip to help with sleep. Have a decaf cup of tea and put about a teaspoon. Of ground nutmeg in it. It apparently does something to blood vessels that help with sleep. It helped last night anyway.

Good night ( I hope) all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 10:51 PM (5GjvU)


According to the Internet, which is never wrong, you're bouncing up around the toxicity limit with that much nutmeg.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

-------------===

It's literally more than you use in a spice cake.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (lCaJd)

254 So just below the toxicity level is the 'go to sleep' level?

Ummm, I don't think that's the inference you're supposed to draw here.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (ZSK0i)

255 No way I can sleep on a plane.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:04 PM (+Wcyp)

Ah, it's easy.
Posted by: Pilot to CoPilot


On those transcontinental flights, they often have more than one crew. I hope the mid-flight pilot gets plenty of rest.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 11:07 PM (YXHzG)

256 So...do you breath in or out on your backswing?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 11:04 PM (e4fEA)

That question should be directed at Paige Spiranac.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 11:07 PM (SeA49)

257 246 No way I can sleep on a plane.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at

I have only fallen asleep on a plane 1 time when not in my privileged princess world of business class. We celebrated a contract that everyone thought would end in a work stoppage. I got all of my “go gets” and a tentative agreement on the whole thing. We had a lot of champagne and the next morning on our flight out, I fell asleep on my boss’ shoulder and drooled on him. It was mortifying.

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 11:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

258 HardiePlank - I haven't seen a squirrel get through cement fiberboard.

The grey ones aren't so bad, its the red squirrels that are demon possessed and will eat through wood trim to enter the attic.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 11:00 PM (YXHzG)

That (or a similar product) is what our painting contractor put up earlier this year. Claimed it would definitely keep the critters on the critter side of the attic.

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 07, 2023 11:08 PM (cKnoj)

259
No way I can sleep on a plane.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

============

Have you ever been dead tired on a plane?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 11:08 PM (lCaJd)

260 I just imagine how hard it is walking on SF streets when a thick fog rolls in...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
===
If you are headed east, no problem. Heading west, bundle up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 11:08 PM (KWub3)

261 It's literally more than you use in a spice cake.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (lCaJd)


That's the other point the toxicity links were noting is that normally, that much nutmeg is split into multiple servings and spread between different people.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 11:09 PM (ZSK0i)

262 @242 the A's have actually won 2in a row. I think they will win more than 40 . The 1962 Mets are still the gold standard in suck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 11:09 PM (OhpJy)

263 That question should be directed at Paige Spiranac.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It's in...it's in the hole!

Posted by: Carl Miklos-Spackler at June 07, 2023 11:09 PM (iAPSy)

264 No way I can sleep on a plane.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

You haven't been on a plane for a long enough time (Well, maybe you have, what do I know).

I flew from Chicago to Hong Kong once (over the North Pole, Great Circle Route), and it was 15 hours in the air. Watched a couple of movies, read a book, slept, walked around, had a couple of meals.
Overnight flights to Europe, slept and dozed (they make the plane dark).
Took a Redeye from LA to Houston (left LA around 12:30 AM) and slept a few hours, because I was just bushed. It was the connecting flight from Shanghai to LA, to get home, flying out of Houston the next morning to get back to Columbus.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 07, 2023 11:09 PM (tjZg/)

265 I'll never go back in an MRI.

Oh, what they call "Open MRI" is very much a misnomer. I've done that too. Not as bad as the casket but still evil.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, knows it's all ops at June 07, 2023 11:09 PM (sJHOI)

266 Was just at the VA today for a CT scan. The scan process bothers me not at all. OTOH, the rainbow flag out front raised my blood pressure considerably.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2023 11:10 PM (d9q+b)

267 It's literally more than you use in a spice cake.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 11:06 PM (lCaJd)

But nobody eats a whole spice cake at one sitting. Well, hardly anybody.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at June 07, 2023 11:10 PM (SeA49)

268 There is a cool little SF story about the fog in San Francisco.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:42 PM (SeA49)
===
The fog has a name. But we don't share it with outsiders.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 11:10 PM (KWub3)

269 Easy to sleep on a plane when you're the type of person who stays awake the night before 'cause you're terrified of snoozing through an alarm and missing the flight.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2023 11:10 PM (k1Qly)

270 On a Delta Airlines Atlanta → Dubai non-stop, this little dude who weighed maybe 80# had the window on a wide-body steerage class flight, he must have taken a full horse tranquilizer because he was out for the entire trip.

My favorite flight was Chicago - LA in graduate school. I was completely exhausted from exams and whatnot. The seat belt light went out - I found three empty seats, sacked out, and was woken up when the plane was about to land in LA.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 11:11 PM (2tUFv)

271 The grey ones aren't so bad, its the red squirrels that are demon possessed and will eat through wood trim to enter the attic.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 07, 2023 11:00 PM


I live in red squirrel territory and concur.

I now frequently replenish the rat poison up in the attic. That way I only have one hole to repair, rather than $1,000s in damages.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 11:11 PM (HlyYF)

272 It was mortifying.
Posted by: Piper

Querida!

Posted by: Gomez at June 07, 2023 11:11 PM (iAPSy)

273
Just wear Covid masks. If the masks can stop tiny viruses that are too small to see, surely they will filter out all of the visible smoke particles.
Posted by: Reuben Hick


Mayor Adams recommended K95 masks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 11:11 PM (63Dwl)

274 never had a problem with MRI

it's just a big plastic donut

Posted by: DB - at June 07, 2023 11:12 PM (geLO8)

275 So just below the toxicity level is the 'go to sleep' level?

Ummm, I don't think that's the inference you're supposed to draw here.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

What?
That's how doctors figure dosage all the time.
Example: Warfarin - AKA rat poison. Doctors refused to use it as a blood thinner until a guy tried to suicide with warfarin. He was at the hospital bleeding from all orifices; but, didn't die.
Dr's take: Hey we can work with this! Let's just adjust the dose daily and then weekly and then monthly until we get it right.
Oh, and warn the patient they can eat any leafy/green stuff or you'll screw up the titration.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 11:13 PM (+Td+Z)

276 The Australian Failure?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
===
I have no idea who you are and we never had this conversation.

*clears browser history*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 11:13 PM (KWub3)

277 That question should be directed at Paige Spiranac.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Actually I knew a golfer who won a tournament with that question. It was a small men's club annual tournament and he was a near scratch golfer. Went into extra holes with the club pro. As they were ready to tee off, he asked him that...all very innocent of course. Took the guy out of his game. Me friend won.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 11:13 PM (e4fEA)

278 274 never had a problem with MRI

it's just a big plastic donut
Posted by: DB - at June 07, 2023 11:12 PM (geLO

-----------

Donut?

VOTE FOR ME!

Posted by: Chris Christie at June 07, 2023 11:13 PM (s12c9)

279 Any chance this trick can get the Oakland A's to do the same?

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 11:03 PM


Oakland has already canceled all of their games. Unfortunately, the MLB commish still requires that they send 27 miserable bastards to the ballpark every night.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 11:13 PM (HlyYF)

280 OK I saw photos of NYC's smoky skies

that's pretty bad

Posted by: DB - at June 07, 2023 11:14 PM (geLO8)

281 272 It was mortifying.
Posted by: Piper

Querida!
Posted by: Gomez

Right!?! We are still great friends, he has never brought it up again, and he is not afraid to call me out on my bullshizzle!

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 11:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

282 OK I saw photos of NYC's smoky skies

that's pretty bad
Posted by: DB

Rook OK to me

Posted by: Chinese Guy at June 07, 2023 11:15 PM (iAPSy)

283 My favorite flight was Chicago - LA in graduate school. I was completely exhausted from exams and whatnot. The seat belt light went out - I found three empty seats, sacked out, and was woken up when the plane was about to land in LA.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts!
-----

Have done the same. Redeye from LA to Atlanta. L1011. Found three empties in the center aisle, stretched out, *zzzzzzzz*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2023 11:15 PM (HsC66)

284 110
'I don't think Pence really qualifies as a RINO. '

He does qualify as a weakling. He has no business leading.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 07, 2023 11:16 PM (roH4R)

285 Right!?! We are still great friends, he has never brought it up again, and he is not afraid to call me out on my bullshizzle!
Posted by: Piper

Now see?

We can have nice Corporate Employment things

Not really, but I believe you

Posted by: 5 Minute Miklosian Manager at June 07, 2023 11:18 PM (iAPSy)

286 Female Golfer with skimpy tops

Yeah the click-bait for the skimpy top

So?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2023 11:18 PM (UsQA1)

287 Chris Christie has a CNN Townhall next week. I am hoping he does it in a speedo and is interviewed by Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 11:18 PM (a175k)

288 MRI's (and PET scans) are all mind games. I hate being in the tiny tubes, but I hold it together by reminding myself that it's all ok, thousands of people have done it before me, and I will be ok.

I still want to stand up and run out of there... I just refuse to let myself. It's all in my head.

Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2023 11:18 PM (Gpu6T)

289 I don't even have room to open a laptop on the seatback tray when the person in front reclines; I could never set up that gadget. If I leaned forward to sleep, I'd be drooling onto somebody's scalp.

Which... might actually get them to return to the upright position like the rest of us with manners.

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at June 07, 2023 11:19 PM (f/6Wb)

290 I had headphones with mellow country music in the MRI but the machine made so much noise I couldn't hear the music. Sounded like a jackhammer on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 11:20 PM (63Dwl)

291 Sleep on a plane, no.

Sleep in a Chinook or Blackhawk, yes.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 07, 2023 11:20 PM (2kvp7)

292 Dogs cannot operate the MRI.

But catscan.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 11:21 PM (e4fEA)

293 I flew from Riyadh to Philadelphia and still couldn't sleep on the plane. And I wanted to.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:21 PM (+Wcyp)

294 Chris Christie has a CNN Townhall next week. I am hoping he does it in a speedo and is interviewed by Anderson Cooper.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Assderson Cooper bought a NY firehouse complete with old style fire pole.

Show yer best, Chris

Posted by: Mind Boggled at June 07, 2023 11:22 PM (iAPSy)

295 RIP Iron Sheik.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:22 PM (+Wcyp)

296 The one time I could sleep on a plane, I had a nice talk with a gentleman across the First Class aisle who is apparently an actor, Mr. Samuel Jackson.

So I fell asleep

Then snakes

Posted by: The Luck o' the O'Miklos at June 07, 2023 11:26 PM (iAPSy)

297 A friend went to get an MRI.
She then asked if she could see the machine, the technician thought she said results and refused.
Friend pointed out she designed the hardware that made the machine work and she just want to see where her board was when 'in action'.
Tech was glad to open the machine for her.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 11:26 PM (+Td+Z)

298 Hardi-Plank will stop a squirrel. Unfortunately, the typical aluminum siding will *not* stop a determined squirrel.

10 ga. steel will stop a squirrel, but is a very heavy application for soffit and fascia.

5mm Sheridan air-rifle pellets will stop a squirrel. And with Grand Style in the doing.

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 07, 2023 11:27 PM (e6UQI)

299 Word is the the Florida All-Girl Footbridge Engineering Staff is accepting resumes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:29 PM


www.figgbridge.com motto: Creating Bridges as Art

The NTSB determines that the probable cause of the FIU pedestrian bridge collapse was the load and capacity
calculation errors made by FIGG Bridge Engineers, Inc., (FIGG) in its design of the main span truss member 11/12 nodal region and connection to the bridge deck. Contributing to the collapse was the inadequate peer review performed by Louis Berger, which failed to detect the calculation errors in the bridge design. Further contributing to the collapse was the failure of the FIGG
engineer of record to identify the significance of the structural cracking observed in this node before the collapse and to obtain an independent peer review of the remedial plan to address the cracking.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 07, 2023 11:27 PM (xttsV)

300 RIP Iron Sheik.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Head Butt from Above

Posted by: Rufus R. "Freight Train" Jones at June 07, 2023 11:27 PM (iAPSy)

301 240 Plus I didn't have any coffee didn't want to have to go to the bathroom.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 07, 2023 11:02 PM

Whaaaaat??? How was that even possible? The man who mainlines coffee 24/7.

Posted by: SnailRacer at June 07, 2023 11:28 PM (dsUpL)

302 FIGG Bridge Engineers, Inc.

--

Weren't they working on a contract for a bridge/overpass? in the Houston area at the time of that failure.
I wonder what happened to that contract.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 11:30 PM (+Td+Z)

303 Heya, Jim.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 07, 2023 11:30 PM (2kvp7)

304 Speaking of airline flights - did you good people know there is a charter service that caters to dog owners traveling with their good boys? There is! My oldest is traveling to London with his two doggies.

https://www.k9jets.com/

I love me some doggies but wow. Another sign of the impending Apocalypse.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2023 11:30 PM (B/X3r)

305 signing out...

Enjoy your evening/night/morning!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 11:31 PM (+Td+Z)

306 blah blah electric vehicles are great blah blah
Posted by: Montec


Joe Xiden! Glad to see you posting again. Covering your shifts has been tough.

Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy at June 07, 2023 11:31 PM (xttsV)

307 Heya, Jim.
Posted by: SMH

Heya heya Heya heya

Posted by: Native Americans i.e. born here at June 07, 2023 11:31 PM (iAPSy)

308 I once slept on an empty DC-10 from LAX to SFO. We had landed at 3 am after a 14-hour nonstop. It was so empty we could lay flat across a whole row.

Nic Cage was on the flight too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 11:33 PM (KWub3)

309 Speaking of airline flights - did you good people know there is a charter service that caters to dog owners traveling with their good boys? There is! My oldest is traveling to London with his two doggies.

6 month quarantine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:33 PM (+Wcyp)

310 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at June 07, 2023 11:33 PM (IEw/x)

311 That quote sounds nothing like Reagan, sorry.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 11:33 PM (lX8VI)

312 Speaking of airline flights - did you good people know there is a charter service that caters to dog owners traveling with their good boys? There is! My oldest is traveling to London with his two doggies.


Do they import to Korea?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Pak Lee Park at June 07, 2023 11:35 PM (e4fEA)

313 Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy at June 07, 2023 11:31 PM (xttsV)

Ah...you noticed that smug tone?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 11:36 PM (lIySD)

314 Joe Xiden! Glad to see you posting again. Covering your shifts has been tough.
Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy

He lead a double life.

Posted by: Truck stop gloryhole attendant at June 07, 2023 11:36 PM (+Wcyp)

315 Fact check: Ronald Reagan didn’t say Democrats would restrict freedoms

https://tinyurl.com/bdc34pbk

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 07, 2023 11:36 PM (2kvp7)

316 293 'I flew from Riyadh to Philadelphia and still couldn't sleep on the plane.'

From Shanghai to Chicago, the same. Sleep just isn't doable.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 07, 2023 11:37 PM (roH4R)

317 You people are doing HIYAAA all Rong

Posted by: Ed McMahon, sidekick and combat pilot at June 07, 2023 11:37 PM (iAPSy)

318 Good night, y’all!

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 11:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

319 Ah...you noticed that smug tone?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

The Smugtones would be a pretty good band name.

Maybe Mary from Brattleboro knows people

Posted by: Concerned ONT Commenter at June 07, 2023 11:39 PM (iAPSy)

320 Social workers could probably resolve the conflict between squirrels and homeowners. Just need to help the squirrels feel a sense of belonging and make homeowners understand that property concerns come from a place of privilege.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 07, 2023 11:40 PM (KFhLj)

321 I can fall asleep anywhere at anytime. My lovely wife has said I could sleep through a house fire.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2023 11:40 PM (B/X3r)

322 F150 Lightening vs GMC Denali pulling identical trailers. It goes as well as you can expect. Multiple recharging stations are blocked when you are pulling a trailer. This whole EV crap is going to be craptastic. If we only had an abundant source of energy and the technology to use it.

https://youtu.be/-e55Vued028

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 11:41 PM (a175k)

323 Heya, Jim.
Posted by: SMH

Heya heya Heya heya
Posted by: Native Americans i.e. born here at June 07, 2023 11:31 PM (iAPSy)
***

Heya heya heya heya
Heyi heyi heri heri
Hari hari hari krishna hari krishna!!

San Francisco airport 1970.

Posted by: Pak Lee Park at June 07, 2023 11:41 PM (e4fEA)

324 I can fall asleep anywhere at anytime. My lovely wife has said I could sleep through a house fire.
Posted by: Tonypete

Be nice to that lady

Posted by: Some Guy from State Farm at June 07, 2023 11:42 PM (iAPSy)

325 Off dumb sock

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 11:43 PM (e4fEA)

326 Heyi heyi heri heri
Hari hari hari krishna hari krishna!!

San Francisco airport 1970.
Posted by: Pak Lee Park

ORGANIC COTTON ATTIRE

Posted by: Sri Miklosaharishi at June 07, 2023 11:43 PM (iAPSy)

327 308 I once slept on an empty DC-10 from LAX to SFO. We had landed at 3 am after a 14-hour nonstop. It was so empty we could lay flat across a whole row.

------------

14 hours LAX to SFO? You sure it wasn't a bicycle?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 11:44 PM (s12c9)

328 308 I once slept on an empty DC-10 from LAX to SFO. We had landed at 3 am after a 14-hour nonstop. It was so empty we could lay flat across a whole row.

------------

14 hours LAX to SFO? You sure it wasn't a bicycle?
Posted by: Cicero

Environmentally Friendly Rickshaw pedaled by Welcome Immigrant.

Posted by: Era of Good Feelings at June 07, 2023 11:46 PM (iAPSy)

329 Hare hare rama rama

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2023 11:46 PM (vHIgi)

330 14 hours Tahiti to LAX

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 11:47 PM (KWub3)

331 I used to make the LAX to Beijing flight a couple of times a year, with plane changes at Incheon. 15 hours of total tube time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 11:49 PM (s12c9)

332 Hare hare rama rama
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


Who put the hare hare in the Ramalama Ding-Dong, baby?

Now wait a minute

Posted by: Otis Day and the Knights at June 07, 2023 11:49 PM (iAPSy)

333 Hairy creature. Hairy creature.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 11:51 PM (63Dwl)

334 Also, "Rama" is a a brand of margarine in Hungary.

Not ghee, margarine.

Posted by: Official Noter of Things at June 07, 2023 11:52 PM (iAPSy)

335 Not sure what he's running for but it sure ain't the GOP nom:

@TPostMillennial 2h
Mike Pence on whether he would pardon Jan 6 prisoners:

“I have no interest or intention of pardoning those that assaulted police officers or vandalized our Capitol.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 11:53 PM (jzzG8)

336 Riyadh to Filthadelphia was around 14-15. Just an awful experience.

Posted by: Truck stop gloryhole attendant at June 07, 2023 11:53 PM (h3tqt)

337 off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 11:53 PM (h3tqt)

338 14 hours Tahiti to LAX
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 11:47 PM (KWub3)

I think that story I alluded to earlier, about fog in San Francisco, is "For a Foggy Night" by Larry Niven.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 11:55 PM (SeA49)

339 “I have no interest or intention of pardoning those that assaulted police officers or vandalized our Capitol.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 11:53 PM (jzzG

Then he needs to be ass-fucked by rabid badgers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 11:56 PM (SeA49)

340 Niters, y'all.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 07, 2023 11:59 PM (2kvp7)

341 Not ghee, margarine.
Posted by: Official Noter of Things at June 07, 2023 11:52 PM (iAPSy)

"Ghee whiz!" said the chap who dined too well at an Indian restaurant.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2023 12:00 AM (SeA49)

342 Then he needs to be ass-fucked by rabid badgers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 11:56 PM (SeA49)

-----------

You're not coming here for the nomination, are you?

Posted by: A Rabid Badger at June 08, 2023 12:00 AM (s12c9)

343 I watched the Pence CNN Townhall. I won't follow this guy into a bank vault full of unmarked bills.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 08, 2023 12:02 AM (a175k)

344 Pence is literally in the race to be a POS. That's it.

Paid traitor stooge take his 30 pieces of silver and go. The new Mitt Romney.

Never liked him. Never trusted him. I always said he would be Bush to Trump's Reagan, at *best*. Rat fuck.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2023 12:03 AM (lX8VI)

345 SMH do your thang

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2023 12:03 AM (lX8VI)

346 SMH!


Lotsa HEEYAAs out there.

The Hekawi Tribe in town tonight?

/s


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2023 12:03 AM (e6UQI)

347 I'm trying to recall the number of police officers that got assaulted on Jan 6.

Oh yeah, I remember now. It was zero.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2023 12:04 AM (s12c9)

348 14 hours Tahiti to LAX
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I guess washing up in Tahiti on an improvised raft took longer.

Posted by: Milos-Thor Heyadal at June 08, 2023 12:06 AM (iAPSy)

349 I guess washing up in Tahiti on an improvised raft took longer.
Posted by: Milos-Thor Heyadal at June 08, 2023 12:06 AM (iAPSy)

Avoids rehashing the Natalie Wood joke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2023 12:08 AM (SeA49)

350
A teaspoon of nutmeg helps the liver go down, the liver go down.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 08, 2023 12:08 AM (AkFaf)

351 They told me if I voted for Trump I'd be living in a fascist state.
They were right.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 08, 2023 12:09 AM (28MyZ)

352
Prince Harry's in court suing for more privacy. He testified that the tabloid press in the UK made him out to be “a thicko.” Can you imagine?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 12:11 AM (lCaJd)

353 Avoids rehashing the Natalie Wood joke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Oh the other one

Posted by: Miklos retains the ability to laugh at June 08, 2023 12:11 AM (iAPSy)

354 Prince Harry's in court suing for more privacy. He testified that the tabloid press in the UK made him out to be “a thicko.” Can you imagine?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 12:11 AM (lCaJd)

Is that current UK slang for "chump"? Because, yes, he is a chump.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2023 12:12 AM (SeA49)

355 Is that current UK slang for "chump"? Because, yes, he is a chump.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The Spare and the Mare.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 08, 2023 12:13 AM (a175k)

356
Prince Harry's in court suing for more privacy. He testified that the tabloid press in the UK made him out to be “a thicko.” Can you imagine?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Thicko as a Bricko

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2023 12:14 AM (63Dwl)

357 What kind of wood doesn't float?

Oh the other one

---------

Not funny.

Posted by: Zombie Brian Jones at June 08, 2023 12:14 AM (s12c9)

358 “I have no interest or intention of pardoning those that assaulted police officers or vandalized our Capitol.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 11:53 PM (jzzG


I'm actually with him on that. It was feds and antifa doing the assaulting and vandalizing.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at June 08, 2023 12:15 AM (Emce2)

359 298
Sheridan. We all had Crosmans and Benjamin pumps, but the one guy had the single pump Sheridan. Top squirrel killer. Great memories.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 08, 2023 12:17 AM (AxrOQ)

360 I'm actually with him on that. It was feds and antifa doing the assaulting and vandalizing.
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at June 08, 2023 12:15 AM (Emce2)

The he should have made that clear.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2023 12:18 AM (SeA49)

361 Prince Harry's in court suing for more privacy. He testified that the tabloid press in the UK made him out to be “a thicko.” Can you imagine?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



Thick as a whale omelet.

Posted by: Edmund Blackadder at June 08, 2023 12:20 AM (ZSK0i)

362 Trump will be in jail by the convention next year:

@zerohedge 1h
“the FBI has caved and is now allowing all members of the Oversight and Accountability Committee to review this unclassified record that memorializes a confidential human source’s conversations with a foreign national who claimed to have bribed then-VP Joe Biden” - James Comer

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2023 12:22 AM (jzzG8)

363 Prince Harry's in court suing for more privacy. He testified that the tabloid press in the UK made him out to be “a thicko.” Can you imagine?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Thikk as a Brick

Posted by: Mrs. Prince Harry at June 08, 2023 12:23 AM (iAPSy)

364 Tom Jones was Welsh. He's lucky his real name is something simple like Woodward. It could have been Wjyllwijht.

Posted by: GWB at June 08, 2023 12:24 AM (vQrdQ)

365 King Charles needs to appoint and dispatch Harry and his brood mare to be the Ambassador to some tiny islet in the far Western Pacific.

Ambassador to Bonga Bonga.

The Governor's Reception for them there oughta be lit.

The Bonga Bonga Boogie, all night long.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2023 12:27 AM (e6UQI)

366 The part about the whole J6 being a 'threat to democracy' is bizarre. An alternate history has been written right before our eyes, and unfortunately believed by far too many, some idiots, some not, is this idea that many police died, up to 7 on that day. The corporate media propaganda machine worked overtime to get that narrative to become 'the official story'. The only person who died was a woman shot by a cop. She doesn't count 'cause the bitch deserved it, or so the thinking would go if her death was publicized. That J6 Committee really did a number on this Country going so far as to doctor the silent camera footage. Like Harry Reid famously said when asked about his lies about Mitt Romney in the '12 election: "It worked, didn't it?" J6 is the exact same situation: They lied and it worked. The narrative has become so ingrained I don't know if showing the unedited footage on C-SPAN would convince people some of their elected leaders (hint: Dems and RINOs) lied their collective asses off.

No wonder the schools will not teach life lessons like understanding propaganda techniques, instead using those techniques to their lefty agenda advantage with their young charges.

Posted by: RickZ at June 08, 2023 12:31 AM (emlEe)

367 Ask a liberal to give instances of insurrections where there are no weapons. Blank look, "what do you mean"?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 08, 2023 12:35 AM (AxrOQ)

368
Is that current UK slang for "chump"? Because, yes, he is a chump.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

===========

I stumbled across that tidbit because #DumbPrinceAndHisStupidWife is trending on Twitter. Also #HarryandMeghanSmollett

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 12:37 AM (lCaJd)

369 Look, idiot. that's how WE spell it. My clan is well-established in America.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2023 10:06

Oh lordy, how I know that story, had to spell both names most of my life. There are several versions of my surname and mine I the rarest.

As the ONT is often educational I thought I'd make a contribution. Terence is the original "Modern" Irish spelling. The name is based on Terentius, a famous Roman poet was named such. I really out to look up what he wrote.

Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 12:38 AM (55Qr6)

370
King Charles needs to appoint and dispatch Harry and his brood mare to be the Ambassador to some tiny islet in the far Western Pacific.

Ambassador to Bonga Bonga.

The Governor's Reception for them there oughta be lit.

The Bonga Bonga Boogie, all night long.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

============

That's exactly what they did with Edward VIII. Made him Governor of the Bahamas. Wallis reportedly felt marooned.

I can't think of a more deserved fate for Harry and Meghan. All the privacy they want! And their own little kingdom!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 12:40 AM (lCaJd)

371 I can't think of a more deserved fate for Harry and Meghan. All the privacy they want! And their own little kingdom!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 12:40 AM (lCaJd)

Governor-General of Falkland Islands. Or Tristan da Cunha. Let them pick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2023 12:41 AM (SeA49)

372
Trump will be in jail by the convention next year:

@zerohedge 1h
“the FBI has caved and is now allowing all members of the Oversight and Accountability Committee to review this unclassified record that memorializes a confidential human source’s conversations with a foreign national who claimed to have bribed then-VP Joe Biden” - James Comer
Posted by: weft cut-loop

===========

For one second there, I didn't see the connection between your prediction and the breaking news. Duh.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 12:42 AM (lCaJd)

373 As the ONT is often educational I thought I'd make a contribution. Terence is the original "Modern" Irish spelling. The name is based on Terentius, a famous Roman poet was named such. I really out to look up what he wrote.

Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 12:38 AM (55Qr6)


I bet it was shortened to Muldoon, writer of limericks.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2023 12:52 AM (e4fEA)

374 I mentioned the bear with a camera case a few days ago.
Saw it on Lehto's Law on YouTube.

There is a similar case concerning a township flying a drone over property and using the info in a civil zoning case. Without a warrant, of course.

Again, saw it on Lehto's Law.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2023 12:57 AM (ufFY8)

375 I have a last name that is difficult to pronounce for uneducated morons (small "m"), but easy to grasp for educated people.
I kind of hated that as a kid. Now I love it - having a readily available mini-IQ test when you meet new people makes life MUCH easier!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 07, 2023 10:13 PM (HlyYF)


My last name is always misspelled, all I can say is at least is is not Polish, so at least people can read it easily.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2023 01:02 AM (xhaym)

376 The Iron Sheik has died.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 08, 2023 01:12 AM (AkFaf)

377 Well, past 2300 here. Time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2023 01:15 AM (S7aF5)

378 I bet it was shortened to Muldoon, writer of limericks.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2023 12:52

Huh? Muldoon cracks me up. I could never write limericks like him, what a hoot.

Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 01:17 AM (55Qr6)

379 "Jumbo" shrimp

Hot water heater

Posted by: George "Miklos" Carlin at June 08, 2023 01:17 AM (iAPSy)

380 You know what I always liked about Dean Martin? He seemed like he was just winging it, even in recordings. He sounded like he just walked into the studio, did one take, and left for drinks. Of course, I know it took a lot of hard work to achieve that effect. But it came off as really casual.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2023 01:19 AM (7B5FA)

381 As the ONT is often educational I thought I'd make a contribution. Terence is the original "Modern" Irish spelling. The name is based on Terentius, a famous Roman poet was named such. I really out to look up what he wrote.

Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 12:38 AM (55Qr6)


I bet it was shortened to Muldoon, writer of limericks.
Posted by: Diogenes

"Terence, this is stupid stuff!
You eat your victuals fast enough;
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.
But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache!

Posted by: A. E. Miklos-Housman at June 08, 2023 01:20 AM (iAPSy)

382 Quoted by Ann Barnhardt

“I suspect the public is being primed for some sort of announcement of ‘contact with alien intelligence’. This ‘alien intelligence’ will actually be human and terrestrial in origin, but TPTB will pretend they’re talking to space aliens and the space aliens have told us they won’t let humanity join ‘the brotherhood of the cool species’ until we stop using fossil fuels, eating meat, owning property, etc.
In other words they’re going to use these faux aliens as a pretext for more the people to hand more of their lives, liberties and property over to the Globalists.”

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 08, 2023 01:21 AM (iKBwy)

383 "The only person who died was a woman shot by a cop."

No, there's another. Roseanne Boyland was beat to death by a DC cop and they are still successfully covering that one up.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2023 01:22 AM (7B5FA)

384 Ciampino's Rescue kitties

https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
There's another photo update #76 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Biscuits' BABIES ON WEBCAM
Now most nights as well

https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch

Posted by: Ciampino -- What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron at June 08, 2023 01:22 AM (qfLjt)

385 334 Also, "Rama" is a a brand of margarine in Hungary.

Not ghee, margarine.

Posted by: Official Noter of Things at June 07, 2023 11:52 PM (iAPSy)
----
Also Rama marg in South Africa.

Posted by: Ciampino --- What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron at June 08, 2023 01:23 AM (qfLjt)

386 380 You know what I always liked about Dean Martin? He seemed like he was just winging it, even in recordings. He sounded like he just walked into the studio, did one take, and left for drinks. Of course, I know it took a lot of hard work to achieve that effect. But it came off as really casual.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2023 01:19 AM (7B5FA)

Story is that on his TV show, that is exactly what happened. Stand in's did all the rehearsals... he would come in on Sunday Morning, read through the script, then do the show. Which is why he always seemed surprised...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 08, 2023 01:24 AM (oHd/0)

387 ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Biscuits' BABIES ON WEBCAM
Now most nights as well

https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch
Posted by: Ciampino

Do they have Italian names?

They should.

Posted by: Il Mikosio at June 08, 2023 01:24 AM (iAPSy)

388 What kind of wood doesn't float?
-----------

Ironwood, duh.

But seriously, lignum vitae.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2023 01:27 AM (uQVw9)

389 155 O.K. I cannot sleep. Why is the Denver airport weird? This is not. part of a Corny joke. Also I can't sleep not because I'm wondering why the Denver airport is weird. The two things are not connected, but it's a good question to ask anyway.
---

It seems weird because High Altitude Oxygen Deprivation

Posted by: formerly known as at June 08, 2023 01:29 AM (fOoyC)

390 "What kind of wood doesn't float?"

Well, it wouldn't, would it?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2023 01:29 AM (xhaym)

391 Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 12:38 AM (55Qr6)

I bet it was shortened to Muldoon, writer of limericks.
Posted by: Diogenes

"Terence, this is stupid stuff!
You eat your victuals fast enough;
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.
But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache!
Posted by: A. E. Miklos-Housman at June 08, 2023 01:20

TY, smiling widely at the recollection that my Dad once quoted that to me in a b-day or something, very affectionately. Very out of character for him. Thanks for bringing up a good memory Miklos.

Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 01:29 AM (55Qr6)

392 Ironwood, duh.

But seriously, lignum vitae.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

This man has a bitchin' set of tools

Posted by: Natalie Wood at June 08, 2023 01:30 AM (iAPSy)

393 Very out of character for him. Thanks for bringing up a good memory Miklos.
Posted by: Farmer

I suspect it was very in character, but infrequently expressed.

Posted by: Miklos Sr. at June 08, 2023 01:32 AM (iAPSy)

394 But seriously, lignum vitae.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Ima hafta go with the aqua vitae

Posted by: Miklos who met Finns and Swedes at June 08, 2023 01:33 AM (iAPSy)

395 379 "Jumbo" shrimp

Hot water heater

Posted by: George "Miklos" Carlin at June 08, 2023 01:17 AM (iAPSy)
----
Didn't we do these recently?
ATM machine
WW2 war

Posted by: Ciampino - My wife tripped while carrying a basket of ironed clothes.I watched it all unfold at June 08, 2023 01:34 AM (qfLjt)

396 I took way too long a snooze after dinner.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 08, 2023 01:34 AM (a4EWo)

397 Didn't we do these recently?
ATM machine
WW2 war
Posted by: Ciampino

Final landing

Posted by: Miklos will never get over Macho Grande at June 08, 2023 01:35 AM (iAPSy)

398 I took way too long a snooze after dinner.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

They call it "Happy Hour" for a reason.

Posted by: Reasonably Happy Miklos at June 08, 2023 01:37 AM (iAPSy)

399 Very out of character for him. Thanks for bringing up a good memory Miklos.
Posted by: Farmer

I suspect it was very in character, but infrequently expressed.
Posted by: Miklos Sr. at June 08, 2023 01:32

And I suspect you are a very wise man Miklos
Sr. Nice insight, TY.
Now I'm not too sure about that Miklos Jr. He looks like he could be trouble.

Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 01:38 AM (55Qr6)

400 387 ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Biscuits' BABIES ON WEBCAM
Now most nights as well

https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch
Posted by: Ciampino

Do they have Italian names?

They should.

Posted by: Il Mikosio at June 08, 2023 01:24 AM (iAPSy)
----
Originally we considered cake and cookie names since Mum is Biscuits. Haven't named them yet except possibly for the little black barrel Chunkers.
We are open to suggestions as we wait for them to get older so we can distinguish them and look for trends.

Posted by: Ciampino -- My wife tripped while carrying a basket of ironed clothes.I watched it all unfold at June 08, 2023 01:41 AM (qfLjt)

401 Didn't we do these recently?
ATM machine
WW2 war
Posted by: Ciampino

Final landing
Posted by: Miklos
----

Unexpected surprise

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2023 01:42 AM (uQVw9)

402 When I hit 387 pounds, I knew that my life had changed.

Things are different.

We are all friends now, and don't compete or argue over the Mobility Scooters at the Walmart.

We just go every day, don't buy much.

Just play bump cars with the scooters so we can sue Walmart.

Posted by: Fatass Miklos at June 08, 2023 01:43 AM (iAPSy)

403 It's approaching 11 here and my sprained ankle is...a little better, I no longer have to embarrass myself crawling on all fours in front of the dogs to the toilet.

God that hurt.

So I think I'll take advantage of learning to walk again by trading ice packs at the freezer and probably watching some naval YouTube videos before sleepytime

Posted by: JEM at June 08, 2023 01:46 AM (8erNz)

404 Unexpected surprise
Posted by: Mike Hammer

"Unexpected"

That's Cheating

Posted by: all "journalists" and "experts" at June 08, 2023 01:47 AM (iAPSy)

405 Taco Tuesday was moved to Wednesday this week, I think the double margarita was responsible for the nice long nap.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 08, 2023 01:48 AM (a4EWo)

406 Taco Tuesday was moved to Wednesday this week, I think the double margarita was responsible for the nice long nap.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz


Why worry?

Open 24/7 during Peak Season

Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Sedative Bar bar at June 08, 2023 01:49 AM (iAPSy)

407 I can point you to an organization that always does taco Tuesday on Wednesday...

Posted by: JEM at June 08, 2023 01:53 AM (8erNz)

408 331 I used to make the LAX to Beijing flight a couple of times a year, with plane changes at Incheon. 15 hours of total tube time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 11:49 PM (s12c9)
----
Johannesburg to NYC with refueling stop at Ilha Do Sal Cape Verde, 16 hours. If you lose an engine (fire) after 1 hour from takeoff and then lose brakes on one bogey when landing at Ilha Do Sal, 24+ hours.

Posted by: Ciampino --- My wife tripped while carrying a basket of ironed clothes.I watched it all unfold at June 08, 2023 01:54 AM (qfLjt)

409 I can point you to an organization that always does taco Tuesday on Wednesday...
Posted by: JEM
-------

It's in Australia, no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2023 01:54 AM (uQVw9)

410 I can point you to an organization that always does taco Tuesday on Wednesday...
Posted by: JEM

GLARE

AND PUT ON YOUR PINK AND PURPLE

Posted by: The National Security Establishment at June 08, 2023 01:55 AM (iAPSy)

411 It's in Australia, no?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Not sure about this....

Posted by: TransRoo at June 08, 2023 01:56 AM (iAPSy)

412 Like sands through an hourglass, so are the Days of Our Lives.

For my part, I am up all night smoking fish.

Posted by: Miklos accepts his fate at June 08, 2023 02:00 AM (iAPSy)

413 "What kind of wood doesn't float?"

witch hazel?

Posted by: Monty Python looking for the Holy Grail at June 08, 2023 02:01 AM (qfLjt)

414 witch hazel?
Posted by: Monty Python looking for the Holy Grail

that is for skeeter bites, silly.

Posted by: Miklos oft bitten at June 08, 2023 02:02 AM (iAPSy)

415 It is at this hour that I find myself wondering what celebrations occur in Novdu during pride month.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 08, 2023 02:03 AM (a4EWo)

416 For a good laugh and on the day's topic:

https://shorturl.at/dpxPV

Posted by: Ciampino at June 08, 2023 02:04 AM (qfLjt)

417 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Any intelligence I may have is ARTIFICIAL.

AI, OK?

Minimum ONE BEELION and it's yours!

Posted by: Hunter B. Miklos at June 08, 2023 02:05 AM (iAPSy)

418 For a good laugh and on the day's topic:

https://shorturl.at/dpxPV
Posted by: Ciampino

I will buy you a drink at any airport

Posted by: Frequent Miklos at June 08, 2023 02:07 AM (iAPSy)

419 Artificial Intelligence will never beat Natural Stupidity

Posted by: Ciampino - felines, cats, kitties at June 08, 2023 02:07 AM (qfLjt)

420 Artificial Intelligence will never beat Natural Stupidity
Posted by: Ciampino

"Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance."

David Mamet

Posted by: Remeberful Miklos, placing his inevitable bets at June 08, 2023 02:10 AM (iAPSy)

421 My current hash is less than ideal

Posted by: Find something to complain about while the fish gets smoked at June 08, 2023 02:12 AM (iAPSy)

422 For my part, I am up all night smoking fish.
Posted by: Miklos accepts his fate at June 08, 2023 02:00

That's so sad, pot isn't legal in your state?

Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 02:13 AM (55Qr6)

423 That's so sad, pot isn't legal in your state?
Posted by: Farmer

Professor Jennings wouldn't sell me any

Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos at June 08, 2023 02:14 AM (iAPSy)

424 "Cold Smoke" would be a good name for a blues album

Posted by: I'm a King Bee, buzzin' 'round yo hive at June 08, 2023 02:16 AM (iAPSy)

425 Kīlauea Volcano Live Stream - Halemaʻumaʻu crater
https://www.youtube.com/usgs/live

Posted by: Ciampino -- felines, cats, kitties at June 08, 2023 02:20 AM (qfLjt)

426 One has done one's best

Bishabel!

Posted by: Nohoch Uinic at June 08, 2023 02:24 AM (iAPSy)

427 And that's all she wrote. Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 08, 2023 02:37 AM (a4EWo)

428 Posted by: I'm a King Bee, buzzin' 'round yo hive at June 08, 2023 02:16 AM (iAPSy)

Was that Chuck Berry? I have heard this song...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2023 02:44 AM (/xaUq)

429 Also, thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2023 02:45 AM (/xaUq)

430 Morning, all! I'm up about 45 min. early for some reason. Part of it is that I kept dreaming about another ceiling leak in my apartment, plaster coming off, etc., along with other and milder nightmares. Then Stirling the Great Black Kitten jumped on me to nuzzle and knead.

Then I remembered I hadn't left the kittens any dry food overnight. Oops. It's remarkable, given what enthusiastic eaters they are, that they don't bother me when they're hungry. The late Marie-Antoinette would have been crying and squeaking an hour ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 08, 2023 03:15 AM (omVj0)

431 For my part, I am up all night smoking fish.
Posted by: Miklos accepts his fate

They're hard to light !

Posted by: JT at June 08, 2023 03:23 AM (T4tVD)

432 Originally we considered cake and cookie names since Mum is Biscuits. Haven't named them yet except possibly for the little black barrel Chunkers.
We are open to suggestions as we wait for them to get older so we can distinguish them and look for trends.
Posted by: Ciampino -- My wife tripped while carrying a basket of ironed clothes.I watched it all unfold at June 08, 2023


***
I named Stirling after a pipe tobacco -- oddly, one I will probably never smoke, as it's rumored to be pretty strong stuff. Easier to tell people he's named for British race car driver Stirling Moss. Dagny's name was inspired partly by our own "dagny, first of her name" and partly by Ayn Rand's Dagny Taggart. Wolf was big and rangy and social, and wolves do come in black. Et cetera. There can be all sorts of inspirations for cat names, like a physical or personality trait.

Anybody can name a black cat Shadow, or a black-and-white cat Oreo. It takes some imagination to go with "Wolf" and "Hydrox."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 08, 2023 03:24 AM (omVj0)

433 For my part, I am up all night smoking fish.
Posted by: Miklos accepts his fate

They're hard to light !
Posted by: JT at June 08, 2023


***
Tough to pack into your pipe, too. And let's just say you won't want to smoke anything else in that pipe, ever.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 08, 2023 03:26 AM (omVj0)

434 Tough to pack into your pipe, too. And let's just say you won't want to smoke anything else in that pipe, ever.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 08, 2023 03:26 AM (omVj0)


The kittehs would love it as a play toy, though. Better than catnip.

Posted by: RickZ at June 08, 2023 03:34 AM (emlEe)

435 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 08, 2023 03:46 AM (T4tVD)

436 Time to rise and shine

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2023 03:48 AM (xhxe8)

437 You get any rain ?

Posted by: JT at June 08, 2023 03:53 AM (T4tVD)

438 Didn't go out yet but don't think so

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2023 03:56 AM (xhxe8)

439 Me neither

Posted by: JT at June 08, 2023 03:57 AM (T4tVD)

440 PIXY NOOD IS UP

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2023 04:01 AM (xhxe8)

441 My happiness is often accompanied by a chunk of time called sleep. Forced sleeping hours are wrong. I'm never sure if I should be alarmed that I sleep when I sense I'm shutting down. Then 2 or 5 or 4 hours later, sometimes prompted by tv noise known at a particular time, other times just, upon waking, the realization of time well spent -- sleeping. Do not make covfefe right away!
Do not go on a Jeff Beck OMG rant either.

Thanks to FOB for this. Why? Catchy tune. Special guest star? The ancient Gretsch kit. That's a 14x26. Mistake made, but not really, with my Ludwigs. 16x24 which represent the last two feet before gravity wins whereas a proper 14x26 is the cellar which is concrete and sudden. My choices were later matched by 4 '2 over' toms so all in all a good choice was had by all.

Anywho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzddyeXvbSE

And always this beautiful crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiFcxilb30A
Bill Murray having his cake and the eat is fun.

In two separate tabs...
Try firing these two first the one then the second at just about the time it takes to click for the cacophony.

Also and long gone from yt for obvious reasons is something that the Tubes did.

Posted by: micky at June 08, 2023 04:10 AM (3byMq)

442 Purposefully, willowed, I suppose.

Posted by: micky at June 08, 2023 04:13 AM (3byMq)

443 Vote republican when we are not committing treason and send your good paying job over seas we will restrict your freedom abortion rights, voting rights. workers rights History will ban black history we don't approve of . Safety we will turn your schools into shooting gallerys. say black lives don't matter and mass incarceration of blacks and mentally ill when they are not killing them on the spot.

Posted by: raimondo at June 08, 2023 04:21 AM (LsPQh)

444 Jeez, rainmandodo...

Spit the c*ck out of your mouth and look at the keyboard while you try to type. You're making less sense than usual tonight.

Posted by: JQ at June 08, 2023 04:28 AM (Gkog9)

445 Posted by: JQ at June 08, 2023 04:28

Thanks JQ, that made me chortle heartily.

Posted by: Farmer at June 08, 2023 04:42 AM (55Qr6)

446 Ha ha ha...that picture of "Truth." My daughter played Sucker by the JoBros in marching band a few years back, and she would agree that the Jonas Brothers Suck.

Posted by: Victoria at June 08, 2023 05:35 AM (8pav7)

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Posted by: Charles Daniel at June 08, 2023 05:41 AM (JqEBT)

448 "Ford F-150 Lightning loses about a quarter of its range when carrying maximum payload."

Well, of course it does. A gasoline-powered F150 also loses about a quarter of its range when carrying maximum payload.

Energy is the ability to do work. More work = more energy expended.

Not complicated.

Posted by: RichieC at June 08, 2023 07:26 AM (DxBF0)

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